Previous: >>558420309>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>Almond Eye is voiced by Nikke Frima
You want QoL? That will be 5.99$ plus tax
no fight
>>558441018>Cafe jobbers>F LongStill cute!
>BC scenario has no special boss like Treve or MontjeuCjyews keep on getting lazier with each update
>>558441004>Falcon remains in the dirters and consistently included on announcements How does she do it
>double circle affinity>11 mile sparks>golden inspiration>no mile S
>>558441328I still strongly believe the golden inspirations exists to ragebait
HOEH
>>558441207Il put up the suzuka as a racing parner if you want to try to make a dogpile team to get her.
>>558441253You can’t have dirt without Falco, it’s why she has a legend changer version too. Regardless of how her uma version is portrayed the real horse is too important and iconic of a figure for japanese dirt racing to be left out of it
>>558441253She's an actual idol horse like Oguri hence Legend Changer>>558441328They stealth nerfed it in global so they can sell you the inspiration reroll later
>>558441204but I am that braggard!Also I know she's not that good, but you can get some wins with her, it's not hopeless either. I am griefing her by running falco too. She was top 2 in the lobby at plancha timing except for the cheater runaway suzuka that cannot be overtaken no matter what I do
>>558440947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab8_kBhmHB8
sexo suzuka
>>558441475My Pasa aint nothing to be scoffed at, and you can see exacly what happens - you fall off and you die. And it was a lobby with no strong midrace fronts.
>>558441534I hate it
>>558441328with max sparks the highest you can get is like 58%the rates for S are way lower than you think
>>558441591>Cafe said it was there before anyone could see it
Digitan LOVE
>>558441534release the porn stash wobblyman I know you have it
>>558441673dickbutt
>>558441578it was a lobby with runaway suzuka and smart falcon that's enough... any of the strong midrace fronts would be in third too
brilliant
>>558441328I've heard that Gold Sparkles during Inspo are just the visual bait, it only means that you triggered one of your 3* sparks.
>3 giants isn't a big win
>>558441961>Five different 3* in the inspiration list were distance (or turf in last CM)>Golden inspiration wasn't from ANY of themjust made things even worse..
>I remember this treasure, it's from->wait, is it from your DEAD sister? The one that's DEAD? like dead dead? that sister?doto isnt beating the allegations....
VBOURBON IS WEAKI'VE BEEN LIED TO YET AGAIN
>>558442110>tail wrapheh marked
>>558441328>Double circle affinity>15* dirt>Double gold inspiration>No dirt procs
>>558441728>it was a lobby with runaway suzuka and smart falcon that's enough... any of the strong midrace fronts would be in third toonta but is anyone else considering Second Wind and Forward March as a cope? I have a hard time coming up with anything that could win mid-late race against Falcos, much less big nige Suzukas.
>>558442168Fronts are only for Blackrock managers.
>>558442168>he fell for the frontpiggy grift
>>558442168Dirt really isn't her forte. Wait for the long and medium CM
>>558441440I stole a stronger one with dirt S from a buhi already... but I don't really have an interest in testing against that.Suzuka won't be in most of my lobbies anyway, I just accept that I will lose the 5 times a dirt suzuka pops up in the actual cm.
>>558442168>SMaru was strong for only 1 CM before disappearing completely >XOguri was getting longmogged by Golshi, Tamamo, and Taishin>thinking VBourbon will be any different that's your fault for falling for fraud umas
>>558442225Forward March is good, Second Wind is not.
Wow Ai is such a dork!Initially before she got released, she comes off to me as a tryhard who only wants to win for her sake.Well the real truth is, while still being the same tryhard, she all wants to do it for YOUR sake. She loves the shining glint in your eyes whenever she comes back from winning a race. She loves the fact that the only thing in your brain is her.You are basically the same tryhard bastard as her. Even Fusaichi Pandora (IRL mom) thinks both of you match too well together.
>>558442303At least they gave us this animation.
>>558442258>Wait for the long and medium CMdo we tell him?
23 accounts on my following list haven't logged in for over a week
>>558442303Smaru is the strongest Uma for the next CM bwo
>>558442354>Ai during the onsen event "Keep me reflected in your eyes... forever"I love mares
>>558442225There really won't be that many runaway Suzu in real CM to bother countering her. You gotta remember room match is for sweats, most people won't bother mutating
>>558442354holy marked
>taiki needs to be 3rd or 4th to use her accel>they also most likely need to run their own fronts>they'll lose if anyone else runs fronts tookek
>>558442482dirt is Falco territory, sorry but your mutant freaks simply can't compete
>>558442303If Cygays didn't push 1st anni changes early, this thread would be in non-stop seethe over those three
>>558442354Oh nyooooooo, Trainer-san's pupils is starting to look like hers...
>>558442303Out of those 3 only XOguri really showed the potential
Is now a good time to quit? I heard they're selling battlepasses to QoLs, actually bonkers in the lord's year of 2026 we still have jews trying to nickel and dime you on basic gameplay.
>>558442168>Dirt G Mile B>vs a Falco with one or even two sparks Did you expect an easy time?
>>558442630lack of balance changes is what killed JP for two years so we better be glad they did
>10* groundwork>8 gold inspirations in 4 runs>not a single groundwork spark proc'd Hmmm I'm nyooooticing
>>558442610They are both good, though Marus unique is later on during the midrace which is a better activation time
>>558441018the WEI girl is voicing D killer wife
I love Rice
>>558442354That's just a whole plot for another Oshi no Ko minus the dark plot
>>558442826She looks like my future wife
>>558442328>>558442565naruhodo
>>558442725Heard it increases your friend list by 100 on your first purchase. If you are already exhausted with the gameplay loop, now is a good time to quit.Im just waiting for Ananta to be released 2bh
>>558442725the umapass has existed for 2 years already and always had stuff like 3 spark rerolls every run behind it tho
>>558442354Actually hilarious that she literally dragged you overseas to challenge an uma that beat her in a mock race PRE-DEBUT btw and you haven’t even signed a contract with her yet kek. That said, Ai-trainer is definitely as crazy as her so they do match extremely well. And yeah, her mom supports them together as well
That feeling when to enjoy a simple win with fronts you need dirt S, Mile S, 1200 wit, 1200 speed, 1200 pow, 700 stamina to survive the spot struggle, 500 guts for the dueling mechanic, TTL, groundwork, 3 greens, concentration, professor of curvature, tail held high, mid race skills, highlander, angling and scheming, victoria por plancha, prudent positioning, dodging danger, mile maven, escape artist, front straightaways, front corners, mile straightaways, mile corners, top pick, playtime's over, speed eater and pray to the three goddesses there is no smart falcon or suzuka in the room.
>>558443018>>558443052>isrealholy fuck I feel sick to my stomach for thinking things might be different in the silly horse gacha...
oguri cappu da
>>558443174>gachaIt was bound to be P2W because it's a gacha
funny how people here ask for spark rerolls all the time but are unaware only the first one is free, the other two are 30 carrots each if I remember correctly
>>558443274Is the free one once a day or every run?
>>558443174Its literally transfer of wealth when compared to a regular $40-60 games. You either are aware of this or keep being a topgoy
>>558443171Anon, your Unrestrained and NSM? Forward March? Don't tell me you forgot about them?Not a footfag but I would
>>558443331one free every run
>>558443098>You like your trainer so muchAAAAIIIIEEEEEEDATING SIMTRACEN MATCHMAKING CENTERBREEDERS CUP
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes t, agnes d, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe, fuji etc.
>>558443274bold of you to assume i do more than one run a day
>>558443408Not a big deal. You can't reroll the amount of white skills you get (hopefully), so you'll barely even use any carats if you don't buy the pass
>>558443098Uma x uma shippers in shambles for the nth time yet again
Reminder that your favorite uma would never love (You) and would go find a female trainer to scissor with if she were real.
>>558443537spark reroll is the same as doing another run, so it rerolls blue, green, red, and whites genes
>>558443331One free one a day. Then it costs 30TP then it costs carats
>>558443274If you buy the spark pass you'll get 5 free rerolls every day right?
>>558443098>getting approval from her HOT momdang
>>558443537The P2W pass lets you pick the blue and pink sparks you get though. So you'd never get a 1* guts ever again.
>>558443098This will get localized to "You really RESPECT your Trainer so much" btwYurichads win yet again
Soon
umapass is the most P2W shit cygames has ever released and I'm surprised it's still only like 7 bucks a month
>>558443641Thats good thats 1 less run per day
>>558443098
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince /uma/ that runaway burns any more stamina than a normal front
It won't change anything if you're an unemployed bastard, you still ahve so much time to auto the game anywaysOnly busy poorfags who got no time get shafted
Mambo!
>>558443941You NEED 1100 + 2 golds for mile CM
>using the spark rerolluhhh bro your fans?
>Note: While EN accelerates initially, it may eventually match JP's pace (maintaining a gap, as speculated in community discussions), but current schedules project ongoing compression through at least 2026. Thoughts? We're so behind the JP servers that it would take at least 8 years to catch up to them. I don't think it's worth it to burn out the English community by spamming events at us with no breaks
Umas really just do gossip and giggle at each other about what gifts they gave to their trainers on valentinesNow this is the positive yuri that I love
>>558443941Does uma ingame race simulator actually calculate bignig stamina needs?
>>558443941It does have higher stamina usage but it's not a meaningful difference. Basically the same as going from pace to front in stamina use. I admit the oonige gassing out gaslight was amazing.
>>558444125Based based based
>>558443941Until you spot struggle
>>558442354where is she on the list?
>>558444125OH NONONODON’T LOOK EPSTEINSCHIZO
>>558444113this game would be completely unplayable without foresight idk how it survived in jp
>>558444000let's see>5 times the amount of blue tickets (used to buy old support, poorfags get 5 a month while pass users get 25)>3 free spark rerolls every run, with the ability to lock your preferred blue for both type and level>double the amount of rewards (there's a free and a paid version)>NEW: ability to do 10 runs in a second>NEW: 100 extra slotsand those are just the ones I remember
>>558444113>4 months = 4 monthsI wanted 3 months Global - 4 months JPGlobal can slow down when it catches up, fucking Cyjews. Everyone is hyped for newer umas and it taking forever will make people lose interest.
>>558444125Positive yuri vibes. The entire 2019 mare gen is like this too they support each other's conquest into marrying their own trainers
>>558444113Part of the burnout is boredom. We want new scenarios new umas new cards. If anything go faster.
>>558444113Us global players for pgr got an accelerated schedule too amd managed to catch up, it will be fine>>558444310Japanese are very prone to gambling addiction bro
More positive yuri vibes. Fusaichi Pandora so stoked about Ai's passion for her trainer, she helps her in making a chocolate for him.
uma musume has fallen
>>558444358I think FGO NA is doing pretty strong
>>558444435Algeria and Loves teasing Chrono about her crush on chronotre in their group date career event was cute.
>>558444358Everyone is hyped for newer umas and it taking forever will make people lose interest.I was going to say just download the JP version but the average zoomer is so illiterate they don't know how to go to apkpure or install qooapp
I need to make silence suzuka my wife and horse break her into cute innocence
>>558444620Why yes, I too enjoy reinstalling the English mod every time the game updates
>>558444591Chrono is so cute she's lucky to have supportive friends
>>558444565just like how Bright helped Dober so she could give her trainer some homemade chocolate, based wingman
>>558444310one of japan's most popular pastimes is paying money to watch metal balls drop into a hole until they make 5% of their money back
I need to go get in real life suzuka and do that
nice
why are all characters in this franchise canonical lesbians despite the audience being overwhelmingly male?
>>558443941
>>558444125Buena Vista helped a mobuma who has having a falling out with her TrainerTrainers really do not have a chance against these bitches
>>558444784>croppedDon't be shy now, let me see the rest
silence suzuka bakushin pussy oral sex domainate
you should be glad scenarios only last 4 months instead of 6 like it did in JP lol, the burnout was even worse back then which is why they reduced the wait between modes
>>558444113who are you quoting
>>558444893I think 3 months is actually the sweet spot. With 4 on global usually last month is boring
>>558444893don't scenarios also last 4 months now in the JP version?
>>558444880sexo
I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA I LOVE MAYA
>>5584449724.5 what we have now is already boring, I agree 3 is the sweetspot
>>558444113we need to go faster because people want the newer umas
>>558444880smoooch
>>558444982yes, after food festival the wait between scenarios was cut to 4 months, it'll be like 2 and a half for us lmao
>>558445017she looks retarded there but thats probably how big she has to stretch her mouth to if shes sucking dick
>>558444880it's fineeee
They should accelerate scenarios by up to 3 monthsSo I can quit this game faster after Grand Live
>>558445017same
>>558445104it is then that we will know the true meaning of accelerating
>>558444261>Helios on lower right cornerSad
>his oshi is a day 0 umaJPKEKS DON'T LOOK
this thread would be bitching nonstop if they go faster tho, imagine having CMs every 2 weeks instead of 3 while also doing other events on the side
>>558444261>curren (will get married) 3* because run through
>>558445168This. Also, they should release Transcend right now.
*coughs blood*
>>558445302>this thread would be bitching nonstopwillI will, regardless. I hope you sign my petition.
>>558445302>add time management into the equation>everyone starts crying that there's not enough time to make their "perfect" umaskek
>>558445302Sweepy will work hard making aces for me
>>558445361That's my gimmick you can't say that
>>558445464I love Sweepy so much.
>>558445464i really really really really really really wish i were kitasan
>>558444794Yeah bring some male characters for them to interact and form relationships with
>>558445302>Don't accelerate CMs, just triple the reward>Make them once a month>Since we'd be ahead in scenarios for CMs, we'd have new meta separate from JP
does Bourbon still have her chocobox if you swap her skin to normal racewear?I don't have OG Bobo
>>558445594Me tooKita's mares don't look
>>558445359OHAYOO
>>558445302just get comfortable settling for less
harem protagonist
Is Bourbon better for doing fan runs because her unique has a recovery in it too?
>>558445889heard she has a long F, so its pretty bad for doing fan runs as you are basically operating at half capacity (JP cup + kinen are the only races that matter)
Can a bwo get a smooch before he heads off to work?
>>558445679Don't think you can swap outfit if you don't have the OGs
tfw no big boob gamer horse gf in real life (not the anime uma)
>>558446027nyo
>>558445889She's the 2nd best after sMaru for fan runs rn.
>>558446027proove you're white first
>>558445883>Kitasan tells her strength from being able to fulfill her fan's wishes, asks if it might be the same for Ai>Ai tells her she is not the same>While her fans are very important, her strength comes from wanting to win winning (for her trainer)Kek they were really going all out
>>558445889her unique heal is equivalent of white heal, which isn't much. She's good, but def not beating smaru who has gold heal.
>>558446138S Maru needs recovery skills and doesn't have early lead or focus built in her. Also, wit checks are ass
>>558444113I want 4 months jp to be 1 month global
>>558446064I knowthat's why I'm asking anon with both outfitsI wanna know if V.Bourbon still have her G1 Valentine pose when you swap her clothes
>>558446262>Kitasan tells her strength from being able to fulfill her fan's wishesSo it's literally the same from S3
>>558446317cyjews hire this man
>>558446434No, she doesn't.
my wish is that kitasan sucks my cock soo...
if s3 featured kitasan being down bad for sweepy s3 would have sold better
>>558446434I will test it out gimme a sec
>>558446317They should just do this for MANT only
>>558446506no...that's non G1 pose
>>558445679>start new career to test it out>3rd place in Fertility Stakes
>>558446518sex with literally all of this muh boner (if my thumbnails werent fucked in file browser id pull up the santiano marriage application pic)
>>558446262>While her fans are very important, her strength comes from wanting to win winning (for her trainer)Oh no no no KitaAi bros not like this
>>558445302Maybe I'm crazy but I already feel like this game is going too fast. Granted I play a handful of other gachas but accelerated schedule makes it hard to not spend way too much time on this game
>>558446518S3 would have been better if Cheval was the protag
havent jerked it in only ~11 hours, I shouldnt be this way
Tact when
>fast learner>500 speedIt has never been so over
>>558446808just highroll bwo
>>558446808>he fast learned?>dump it
>>558446262Dang so the KitaAi stops at just them being together.........
when you click View Result, your uma will always do non G1 pose btwyou have to watch the race for them to do it
Am I the only fucking one getting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting>connecting
>>558446749Cheval is an envious jobber loser lol no one wants that as a protagonist
Early good night friends!!!
>>558446918>watchSkip Skip
my bad /uma/
>>558446947I love my Cheval 1.0 and Cheval 2.0 even if they're both jobbers.
should you have sex with your trainee even if they're eternally second place
>press hint>+6 spd +2 pwr>press hint>+6 spd +2 pwr>press hint>+6 spd +2 pwr>give up the runLots of bad seed runs lately
>>558446947A Nice Nature movie would be Kino though
>>558446808I don't think you can survive haruten with that
>>558446506you need to not skip the race
>>558445679>>558446575>>558447219she does
>>558447178her story was already told in S2 and served as a sensei in S3, what is there left to see
>>558447371soulful picture
Am I retarded for thinking the fuku speed card is bad? Feels like Biko pegasus is just better
>>558447413fuku speed is actually a pal card
>>558443829I hope you get her bro
>>558447394They did Gold Ship dirty. The only race we got to see was her goodbye race
this is her franchise, you're just living in it
Any Keibaanons here?It just me or there is a lot of horses with Not For Sale blood running right now?
>>558447413Highroll card, just get lucky
>>558447413High risk, high reward. It's also objectively OP for MANT because the huge bump to initial stats it gives you smooths out the early races
u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-UMA! u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-UMA!
>>558441961This is a common gaslight.
>>558447371nicethanks bwo
Bobo looks like a bunny girl
>>558446759Tact is so cute
>>558447485she at least got a story arc in S3 that doesn't feel disconnected like the Rice one in S2, which is more Daiwa and Vodka got both in the anime and in-game
>>558446620I was too slow.>Dirt BStatus: Hopeful>>558447371Man she is so cute
>>558447413She's a complementary card. You only use her if you already have reliable cards to cap speed, she roams around to boost other stat with her 10TE
>>558447116it's exactly because of that that you have to give her extra love
What DOES the security at Tracen do?
>>558447413She's a pal card disguised as speed card.
On average how long do you think it'll take sweepy to shit out a good trackblazer ace? I predict I'll burnout faster than jumping directly into a blackhole if I had to do more than single 40race run a day.Sweepy doubters need not reply
>>558447680Vodka is tied for most G1 victories of anyone shown in the anime at 7 (and almost everyone in the game) and yet she gets absolutely nothing. Literally one of the greatest mares to ever race and she's reduced to a gag character.
>>558447485hear me out...what if they made a super serious, cingrey faces, have you ever rubik's cubed with your life on the line shounenshit golshi vs gentildonna anime?
>>558447480You too, anon
>>558447827Stop outsiders from digging into the truth
>>558447843Unlike pal cards, she can rainbow and is almost as strong as Kitasan on speed
>>558447827their job is to keep the non-Tracen umas out, the others have a free pass
JP 1st anniversary art is not on booru for some reasonso I went through twitter for youherehttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/1496734163679936513aw shit does this count as spoiler?
I wanted to run Bobo, and Suzuka but I only can only scramble together a C dirt aptitude.
>spend a bunch of time chansforming umas>None of them can win a lobbyThese taikis and smart falcons are just unbeatable dear god. My quirk chungus team stands no chance. Are lates and ends just weak this cm?
>>558448091No.
>>558448091triple keen eye is mandatory if you're backline gaming
>>558448091The best Taiki killer is running 3 fronts
>>558447485Yeah well it's because they don't have the rights to use 90% of anyone she raced against. If they wanted a goldship storyline they would have to actually just make it up.
doesn't matter what i bring on the table a front Falcon always wins the practice rooms. This might be the first CM where i won't even get into group B
>>558448091Fronts or bust on this one im afraid
>>558448156triple keen eye relies on not having 2 fronts to control lobby pacing which is bad
>>558448156I'm definitely running keen eye on my digitan. Gold City speed is actually a really good card it seems like
>>558448091No
>>558448230Your mutated Suzuka?
>>558448091mutating has never been anything but a memefor any "successful" mutation you could have made a 10x better normal ace in the same amount of tries
>>558448230your blocker orange?
>>558448309i don't have her
>>558444113It's better to spam the events than pace down. We would unironically die because of people losing interest rather than people burning out. I'm sure I will quit if we ever slows down since all the umas I want are still so far away
>>558448279it's a nice 3rd speed card, you get a shitton of energy from the chain event
>>558448316I mean any CM could be torn open with like 5 runs on a meta uma when you know what youre doing but thats not super fun
I might be retarded but I made about 10 smart falcons, picked the best of them... and she doesn't really do all that well
>>558447485they will do Gold Ship justice in the Gentildonna/Orfevre/Golshi anime...maybe...possibly...
>>558448153>>558448302Well everytime I've tried lates and ends they can't accel enough on the final spurt to make up the difference. Fronts are just so far ahead. Maybe my skills are wrong, I'm definitely not using keen eye for example...
yoink
Hmmm...
SAFE BEFORE MANT STARTS!
>>558447965>allow the Umas that retired or rejected from Tracen that now work as compensated dating Umas
AIEEEE THE SHOES ARE GONE
>>558448459Keen Eye is good. I don’t know why you’re trying to make it sound like a gaslight.
Moving on up
Yum
behold my magnum opus
>>558448459I didn't get keen eye or on your left and she wins most rooms
>>558448437Were they rivals irl?
>>558448718I feel like the actual reason is the dirt and mile S and you get NSM procs,
How long till anniversary gibs?
>>5584489825 minutes
>>558448718deck?
>>5584489821 week
>>558449079Almond AIEEEEEE
I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only my wife will remain.
When will MANT arrive...? I'm having enough of this anxiety hell...
>>558449128The pains of f2p
>>558448820I wouldn't say they were direct rivals, but they ran against each other multiple times. Gentildonna winning the triple tiara also made her beat Gold Ship's double crown for horse of the year.
I took hesitate or subjugate fronts in all my team desu, God bless SR Marvelous
>>558448501
>>558449274Hesitant is extra powerful this CM because everyone is aiming for that one late race corner, so you can screw people out of their accels
riko gassymoto
How would your Danchud react if he knew you were using Sweepy
riko gassymoto, the fard worker
>>558449494Im proud of you being a team player unlike flatliner nonbotters
>>558448501Me tomorrow with her.
>>558449494My danchou is dead and I don't use sweepy
>>558449450>>558449578And her friend Etsuko Omorashi
>>558449494I hope they would fuck off and go create a club for botters
Why is /uma/ dead...
riko kaSEAmoto, the third worlder
>>558449494>if he knew you were using SweepyI don't see any reason to use sweepy, so this would never happen in the first place
When is mant arriving again
>>558449745The updates are taking too long to arrive anonCyjew should accelerate it even more
>>558449258There was that one time they raced against each other in the takarazuka kinen and gentildonna tried to do her marebully bodycheck move and literally bounced off goldship and then lost the race and he won it.
>>558449774first or second week of march
>>558449774here
>>558449432Naruhodo... Maybe it's time to get even dirtier with my chansformation...
Does this general welcome pedophiles? Asking for a friend haha.
MILE SONEGAI!
>Ebayan's Torena will be oblivious to her flirting because Sakai is a Keiba autist to the point he compliments women by comparing them to horsesEbayan bros not like this...
>>558449964Nyo, hag game
>>558449964just look at the post below yours bro
>>558449964Depends on what kind of pedo you are
>>558449964NoUma is a hag game
>>558449494My danchou knows though I wish he'd force the one using Sweepy to actually do more fan runs for the club. The one using Sweepy is almost flatlining
>>558449964there was one a couple of days ago hopefully killed himself
>>558450047I do hope they really channel Sakai to her trainer in game, would be funny
*buys maverick on my pace*nihehehehe they won't see it coming
>>558450208What the fuck really? Did he post any pictures? I completely missed him. Fuck.
Oh yeah? If you're a hagfag post your hag wife.
Is anyone having issues logging in?
>>558450289What an odd follow-up question.
>>558448407yeah, every single event is just energy plus stats. I only have her at 2lb but that's enough to make her easily worth using here over mlb king sr
>>558449494my danchud is using Sweepy
Almond Eye would 100% force her trainer to marry her at the end of her career
I do wonder who these posts are from
>>558450363Jesus don't let her turn her head to the side ever again
>>558450363paradise is watching Falco have to listen to Curren say shit like this for eternity
i'm curious, how many anons have won a CM finals thanks to groundwork?
>>558449964>>558450289>said pedo instead of lolicon>oh no haha I missed the pictures
Is Ardan a hag?
>>558450492I haven’t won a CM finals
Ever since knowing anime kachow and anime teio's uniques play BGM I really wish we get more of those
>>558450492I've definitely lost a couple because I whiffed it
>>558450528>said pedo instead of loliconWhat's the difference?
>>558450573she acts like one but isn't one
>>558450363smart falkek
>>558450492I've won 3 CMS and two were carried by normal nige suzukas so yeah.
>>558450492I won 3 CM Finals because the opponents in my Finals were using Rice
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh? Why do you work for the government? I thought you were a honest person!How do you respond without sounding like a parasite?
>>558450678Falco...
>>5584504922 but those groundworks were on my pace
>>558450728The government? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to work for the government?
Umapyoi~ umapyoi~
>>558449637Mambro...
>>558450728Working for the Feds lets me see uncensored images when investigating pedos. It's nothing personal Maya anon
>>558450834
Hey hey you youI don't like your girlfriendNo way no wayI think you need a new one
>charming>fast learner>speed cards fuck off in senior yearthank you cygames very cool
>>558450469dude likes his girls with big nose
>>558450847AARRRRRRRRRGGGGI NEED HER NOW
>>558449964teiobro...
>>558451007Charming... I remember back in Taurus when everyone treated the sweepy charming event like it was make or break for god runs... I want to go back bros.
>>558451007>speed cardsstop hiding Kitasan behind these words
>>558450992I was looking for a hooker when I found youYou've got my eyes, you've got my eyesYou'll never be mine ah, but you've got my eyesWhen you lieI cover it upWhen you hide I cover it upWhen you cry I cover it upWhen you come undone I cover it up
>TEIO PLS DON'T RETIRE I STILL BELIEVE IN Y->You will never be a winner. You will never win a G1. You will never race in your signature racewear. You are a bottom feeder shitter who will get obliterated by Rice Shower. Your peak is no higher than the dirt I stand on.Why the FUCK was T*io so mean
>>558445302>imagine having CMs every 2 weeks instead of 3 while also doing other events on the sideThis would be rough at start of new scenarios, but good later on
>try doing vbourbon run>do 5 of them>2 complete runs>3 first spring runs>not a single dirt sparkYeah... I'm done
Which umas glow?
Is Ballroom Ardan better than OG Ardan?
>>558445302Gotta go fast, you snooze you lose.
>>558451315Bourbon literally and canonically glows in the dark
>>558451315Rudolf/Akikawa could unironically put a wire to Urara and no one would suspect anything
>>558451315Satono Diamond
>>558450492I won the S.Maru CM finals without groundwork
>sickly character who came out of the hospital>she missed her chances at races, and now everyone thinks she's just going to fail and drop>double so because she chooses a dirt race which is the only available race she has to qualify for future races>(You) believe in her and attempt to help her>she asks to wait until she wins the dirt race to become your trainee>she wins>all the doubters start swarming her to scout her>she passes by all of them to choose (You) of course>later on a date>realizes she's suddenly feeling fluttery and it's not because of sickness>remembers how (You) helped her, and murmurs that she realized something new about herself today>(You) ask her what that is>pic related>later, after a festival>full moon night at the beach>asks to rest her head on your shoulder>realizes she might start falling asleep>decides because it's (You), that's okay>her entire character concept is based off on someone who might die soon and is going to give it her all before passing (skill name is A Lifetime's Dream, A Moment's Flight where she drains her stamina to get a speed boost. Also has a skill called Prepared to Die)>the bigger implication of final scene being; she's content to die by (You)r side
>>558451461It's true you can literally see her shoes glowing behind the SSR gate when she spooks you.
>>558451559
>>558451645Even her valentine outfit has a few gemstones that glow.
>>558451559Cute story! Now I don’t have to pull her
>>558451026You need her noooooooow
soooooo is Bourbon's in-game torena still Kiryu?
>>558451559based
>>558451758Her banner is tomorrow right?
>>558451559>0 G1Dire. Imagine lusting after a trash uma.
>>558451559STOPPIT WITH THE ARDAN PROPAGANDA I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING CARATS TO PULL FOR HER AND YOU ASSHOLES KEEP POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS TO WEAKEN MY WILL AND PULL WITH MY HEART AND IGNORE MY REASONED JUDGMENTS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED MORE CARATS
>>558451758GAMOOOOON
>>558450668Lolicons are more overt but are just going to read DoujinsPedos will shit on loli and then try to meet up with a 8 real old they met on Roblox
>>558451176i remember the people who thought the only reason why people used sweep was for charming and not her insane stats
>>558451559>later, after a festival>full moon night at the beach>>asks to rest her head on your shoulder>realizes she might start falling asleep>decides because it's (You), that's okay>cue https://youtu.be/zHdOXCoja-c starts playingkino...
>>558451461I actually laughed out loud during the Halloween event story when the lights went out and her hairband was glowing in the dark.
Please help me build Xmass Oguri for TT Medium. I think getting two mid-racae heals fucked this one up. I also think 777 procs too early.
>>558449494I'm danchou, I don't care unless you intend to create drama with it
>*Ai after winning her 8th G1, beating Rudolf's record>Kiseki: Aren't you going to congratulate Ai-chan?>BOP: I want to but... She's currently with her Trainer>Kiseki: Oh you're right, both of them are crying
>>558451971>Pedos will shit on lolithat's why I hate them so much. I'm not huge into loli, but there are a few I like and will never say aren't good. It's also fun to post loli because reasons. What pisses me off is the self-righteous virtue signaling to conceal the massive cheese pizza collection on your hard drive and your urge to sodomize a 7 year old. nasty fucks.
>>558451884Yup
>>558452165Aww
https://youtu.be/bX-WlS3FvwE?si=Jpc1Pp9UGEbM89Vk
>>558449965fuck my big chungus life both kitasan and finemo did not finish their chain plus i lost to riko
>>558452076TT track is RNG anonyou can't time her ult there
>>558452076Just get gourmand, 777 and tachyon heal. NSM is good choice.
>>558451559You briefly made me want to pull for her last time, but I won't falter tomorrow.
>>558452338Now this anon here is Maya's strongest trainer
>>558452478mandated "why is falco there?" reply
>Dirt F Mile BMaybe I should... no, I definitely will.
G-guys?
>>558449079holy hangers
Rudolf might be one of the easiest umas to fan farm with, her races seem incredibly easy
Rudolf is such a firm believer of Trainer x Uma
Man… having to pray for both Groundwork and Mike S for Falco is tough
>>558451315this is me btw
>>558452634Based
>>558451559doto would just tell her to buy a noose
>>558452594Holy fuck thats alot of new, is this the power of 4.5% banners
>>558452165it reminds me of when you want to congratulate a couple, but since they've been kissing for several minutes, you can't find the right moment to do it
>>558452634
>>558449079I like this artist
>>558452594>Seiun Sky>newkek nice reroll account dumb nigger
>>558452594>taking a screenshot of a recording while it's happening why are japs so illiterate despite being one of the biggest tech nations
i am really struggling with stats for some reason, hopefully this daughter is enough to get to finals
>>558452942Sex with this donkey
yay...
>Digitan run>great stats, S Dirt aptitude>6th place in February Stakes>G1 Averseness: Your speed is moderately reduced in G1 or other important racesI just hit give up right there. couldn't even finish it out for the fans. gross.
>>558453201MY NAME
>>558451971the problem is there are still pedos who hide behind the lolicon label and anti-pedo lolicons can't admit this
>>558453229it's just 50 sp
>>558453253>people don't wanna admit to doing something illegal onlinewoah
>5 days until the event is over>i'm not even at 500k pointsit's so fucking over for me
>>55845333050 sp when I'm not capping stats and cant afford the plethora of skills I want is run bricking
i had a crush on maya when i was 12 and now im 27 i can't like maya anymore because it is le pedo???
Training aces for Capricorn really spoiled me. With pic related I was able to get 1200/350/1050/350/1200 statlines and a shitton of skills. Add 400m to the race distance and those statlines collapsed. I can't make shit, hell I can't even make a good SMaru. I am a shit toreina and need my license revoked. It's over.
>>558453458Just pretend Mayano has aged together with you.
>>558453458timetravellerbro...
Only cringe waifufags are rolling for Ardan
>>558453458For me it was Illya and Rika when I was 13
>>558453458you were a zoophile then and a pedo now
>>558453551you have mlb ksb and mlb windy. You're fine. Borrow a neicha or fine motion and ride easy street to the goal
>>558453551Kita/King SR/HishiAma SR/Borrow Helios SSR/Wit Bourbon/Marvy SRWitlet issue
>>558453458>is time traveler>won't tell secretsyou are NOT getting Brian's approval with this one, Mayano. Try again!
>>558452634Damn first Pandora and now even Rudolf ships Ai and her trainer
I thought the Maya poster was the same guy
>>558453458>15 yearsShe looks all grown up to mehttps://files.catbox.moe/c4isbz.jpg
Why is Doto so evil
>>558453701RIAJUU ALERT RIAJUU ALERT RIAJUU ALERT RIAJUU ALERT
>>558453413>/uma/ has alot of flatliners>/uma/ missed alot of rainbow shard
Is it me or are room umas kinda shit this timeMine are pretty mid as well but i win a lot more than usual
>>558453927kek
>>558453742>>558453458>Mayacchi grows up in 15 years>anon now has a adult woman fetishSolved
>>558452634The relationship between an Uma and her Trainer is a beautiful thing, whenever one is missing, an Uma may never reach her full potential (overcoming HISTORY). t. Grass Wonder in Chrono's scenario back when her Trainer got injured
>>558454053Not even maya could make adult women look cute
>>558444125Even mob trainers are getting uma wives... Let me in.
Shut the fuck up you pedos. When I was a kid I had a crush on Agrias Oaks, Neliel, Kikyo, L'Arachel, etc. You guys have always liked children and will always will.
>can at best aspire to get Dirt A and forget about Mile SFuck I hate sprint and Dirt
>Vodka is saying cool shit in Almond Eye's career>"Run the Derby then. If you're that hung up on being confined by the Tiara, do it. I already broke from its grasp long ago"nice
>>558453023Probably a middle-aged Jap guy who can barely use his phone
>>558453903Why is Chiyono always listening through doors?Evil behaviour.
>>558454120Insane post
I'm starting to think the MANTscare anon was a publicity stunt to kill the club by scaring newcuties and tank ranks while he's at it, not because MANT is that bad
>>558454120don't say that...
Stop posting expired Mayas.
>>558454289My Maya boner has permanently shrunk because of this image
>>558453994Jobber CM, please understand
best way to enjoy TuBerculosis is to stop bothering on getting distance S
>>558454289Now that's a nice Mayo
>>558454401>>558454408
>>558454401Mechanized Maya.
>>558453026Well shit, she's actually winning a decent amount maybe >>558453994 is right
>>558454289My plane boner has permanently shrunk because of this image
>this uma has been a teenager for 36 years
>>558449494He will never know.
BROWNU M A S
>>558454340A good few trainers already dropped the game because of sprint shit, so I imagine the imminent threat of MANT, which we know is going to be sweaty and disgusting as fuck, was enough to make many pre-emptively quit including that autist because even doomposting stops being fun after a while
tfw your genes kinda just give up
best way to enjoy MANT is to abandon all hope
>>558454580This is the youngest uma I have ever seen!
>>558454059>overcoming HISTORYNow that you mention it. Only during career training when (You) are at the wheel is when they actually defeat their historical IRL fate. Like you making Neicha winning multiple G1s and shit.It makes perfect sense then. Goddamn I didn't know it was that deep.
>>558454580She is forever young
>>558454289Hebe Maya is great, but otona Maya is fine, too.
ughit's the brat
Konna ni ookiku narimashita~
>>558454610Sex and RapeThen Rape and Sex
>>558454583We know. We just don't make a big deal out of it if it we can't prove it
>>558454585LMAO looks like a Concord character
>>558454554My 12 200 rating Digitan is also winning decently. It's all about the acceleration timing
>>558454667>horses that lose are the ones that don't have sex with their trainersSo that's what the horse yakuza are into...>umamusume is an effort to normalize horse x human relationsOh my god... Someone's knocking at my door...
>>558454580
>>558454790we're gonna make it digitanbros
AAAA I NEEDED BLUE SPARKS ON SPEED AAAAAAAalso wtf i only got guts 2*
Umas should have thicker legs...
>>558454580I thought her and Rudolf were canonically college age?
>>5584550051100+ of a stat is only 10% chance of a 3*spark, and that's only if it lands on that stat.
>>558453253You could say the same about rape Doujin. Lolicons are better about drawing the line between drawings and real life Furries seem to be the complete opposite since it seems like every prominent furry wants to argue that dogs can consent to sex
>mayano>weird fetishesCould be worse, you could be a womanhttps://files.catbox.moe/ig5yk5.mp4
>>558455051das rite!
>>558455051YesAs old as Oxford!
>>558455145The funniest part of the image is the twig legs that were still left in
>>558455094>adult woman fetish>weird
>>558454585WE WUZ GODDESSES AND SHI
>>558455393Go away, weirdo.
>>558454585>"those" people will become more annoying now thanks Cygames
What's the difference between a "bwo" and a "gwo"?
>>558455485
>>558453639
>yurinigger
>>558455582Just a single letter vro
>>558453639japanese people don't season their food (in spanish)
>>558452634>>558452785Is it just me or has Cygames been making Uma x Tore more obvious lately? even with stego I thought they were going to do a story focused purely on keiba, but they ended up adding romantic touches too
>>558452942need this!!!
>>558455757>latelyFunny you say this when global is about to get Ardan
>>558455757they went full uma x trainer pandering during the third anni when the game was at its lowest, it's not a coincidence that they released so many powerful mares since then too
>>558455582It's pretty simple, straight people are called bwos, gay people are called gwos, gwo
>>558455757As they should
>>558455889two hags
uuuuuuuuuuuuuumapyoi
>>558455003Disgusting
>>558455757>lately
>>558456017two...
>>558455949I was actually talking about the umas they've been releasing all through last year. The Uma x Tore pandering is way more obvious now. It’s not like it wasn't there before, but now they do it with every new girl they put out
awo? bwo? cwo? dwo? ewo? fwo? gwo? hwo? iwo? jwo? kwo? lwo? mwo? nwo? owo? pwo? qwo? rwo? swo? two? uwo? vwo? wwo? xwo? ywo? zwo?
vodka never said that to me...
>>558456173It’s Tuesday
>>558455003Her cumming is so strong it's making her speed...Best ult in the game
>>558456151I like it, so as long as they still put cool keiba shit in (like the all 7G1s uma Japan Cup in Almond Eye's career), then I don't see any problems
mayano monday nice nature wednesday
>>558455029technically true, umas need to have legs as thick as chun-li and or supermodel lengthed legs to be running at 60km/hr. A cheetah can max out at 110km/hr but their entire body is built aerodynamically where as umas are just bipedal humans. It'd be more believable to say umas just use magick to run as fast as they should.
Who's the Lord Frieza of Umamusume?
>>558456351SPESHYARU WIIIKU
>>558456351
>>558456351Gimlet?
>>558456339>It'd be more believable to say umas just use magick to run as fast as they should.Isn't it canon that nobody (outside of characters with meta knowledge like NeoUni) in the Umaverse actually knows how Umas are capable of superhuman feats?
>>558456351a sissy jobber? special week.
>>558455757I don't mind the uma x tore, rather, I love it, BUT, I don't like how the recent umas' careers have been more romance focused than racing focused. With older ones you get best of both worlds starting with taking of your uma to earn their trust, and eventually their love, but recently it's all been how your uma is horny for you all the time, and only races so they could eventually rape you.
>>558456532I'd rather have it stay as a mysterious, mystical thing nobody can explain, rather than getting into the numberfag mindset that ruins all entertainment when it can be translated into a numerical value
>>558456586Examples?
Are any clubs next month offering openings my bum club is about to get demoted to B+
>>558456339>>558456532Guys it aint that deep they just wanted to make the horses look like cute girls
it's better to skip as many early umamusumes as you can live with because there's more chance of spooking them with the pool less diluted and also they get legend races earlier. if you skip something that comes out now on jp it's what 1/250 to spook.t.coper
>>558456586>horse race to then have sexJust like IRL!
>>558456656bwo, uma is literally just a numbers math game similar to pokemans.
>>558456676Buena Vista was the recent extreme case, and then the newly released Ai.
>>558456694I'll have openings for my b+ club
>>558456737this, just use the same 5 umas you are gifted at the start then save all the way until the servers are merged
>>558456586Ah i seeYou liked it better when the umas were secretly plotting to rape you behind the scenes rather than the new age umas that oonige the trainer rape.
apparently in medieval times they would break horses eby putting them tied in in a line of horses with rotten fruit and no water, so when they came back to the horses (after 2-4 days) and washed them, gave them water, the horses would start to crave their owners. after 3 weeks theyd be broken and "only need" the human. but "only needing the human" is more about having the horse always be looking at you instead of looking all around
>>558456737no way fag I already have a 90k safety net for when Swimsuit Golshi comes out in June
>>558456295I really liked how they did it in Ai’s campaign. A perfect mix of umatore and racing focus imo that emphasizes their strong bond throughout.
How romance-coded is Ai's story?
>>558456930I don't get what you are talking about
>>558457127>D*rtersShan’t
>>558457138ai means love
WEY! WEEEEEEEEEY!!
>>558457138Very, with a blessing from Pandora herself.
I guess bro
>>558457127dirt pits...
i need uhhhuma in chinese dress
>>558457009>picOk, guess we're running a race then. And you better win it.
>>558457138https://youtu.be/qoCnIDpv2TYRead the lyrics. It pretty much spelled out how romance-coded her story is
>>558457184bakushin would say this
>>558457138Her song is about her and her trainer after all with the pun of “Ai” used meaning both “Eye” and “Love”. It also plays during her career too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qYb4z9xDzM
>>558457280Mine is only 26gb because I haven't downloaded everything and I absolutely refuse to. Even song previews are sitting there undownloaded.
>>558457351+1000 fans have been added to your account
>>558453413bro, each career is like 50-60k with boost
>another race without spirit bombs on speed>no midrace speed hintsFUUUUUUUCKwhich one is better. this one or >>558455005 ??
>>558457138Practically codependantThe entire career is filled with practically all their peers saying how they were built for eachother
>>558457315Take your Digitan Jianshi then
>>558457627This bitch is hard coded to be shit I've done 6 runs in a row where NN SSR chain hasn't finished
Is it just me, or is every new Uma so fucking thirsty with their trainer's cock lately? What the fuck happened?
>>558457678>Almond Eye? Yeah she's built for trainer cock.
>>558457138
I just wanna train Happy Meek, is that too much to ask?
Considering how the other two Lememe horses turned out, it’s not surprising his favorite one ended up being extremely for (You) too
>>558457870She already has a trainer
Gold City is a giga jobber in Aoharu but glows up tremendously in TB
>>558457793Good, I hope they keep this agenda up until after they release Victoire Pasa. I want her to be for (you) as much as possible
>>558457203almond eye, almond ai... almond love... kino...
>>558457627qwo... gutsmaxxing only works on umas with speed and pow bonus...
>>5584578705.5 anni trust the plan
>>558457792Dachi... you do know she has that skill naturally, right?
>have to wait 10years for globab to catch jp>then we can finally have actual umatore instead of just endless yuri baitFUCK YOU I won't be even alive anymore
>>558455627it's just a faggot fishing for (You)'s, probably a falseflagging yurinigger too. Anything for that sweet sweet dopamine hit of seeing those beautiful blue parentheses.
So... I am literally Ai-chan's too guy?
>>558457627deck?
>>558458148top guy*
>>558458151the first one had marvelous wit instead of kitasan
>>558458107I wonder if the game will still be alive then
>>558458107The fact I'll be able to see twitter fuckers seething for every UmaTore released keeps me going
>>558456694UMADash is looking for one, probably 2 oji-sans (one left and one's flatlined for awhile). Trade shoes, make 30M/month, those are the only rules. Danchou is pretty lenient, but rules are enforced pretty firmly. Drop your ID if interested.
>>558458107twitter freaks will say the trainer is female
>>558456694Uma&Co. apply through the discord
>>558458280Lecia my beloved...forever a side character
How can Takuto compete with Bue-chan and Ai-chan?
>>558458438she's part of the main cast in the anniversary event bro, her second grand is coming
>>558458081It turns out I'm retarded and never increased her potentials oops
Okay but I really really really really really love Stego.
>>558458438at least her last alt was mega for (you)
>>558458295>>558458345>Tfw see some of them seething that Kitasan barely interacts with Almond Eye
I NEED MORE HAGS
>>558457954Equinox confirmed for (You), based
>>558456772Yes, but even Pokemon keeps the "specifics" on how the powers of those mutants work"Uuuh they create electricity, fire, water and black holes because uuuh they're born that way" is a million times better than "There's this lifeform called MitoPokemondrian, and every pokemon has them, but some have more... and we know it works because it does, it's scientific not just bad writing"Same with umas, if we got into the "genetics of uma musume strength" I assure you the writers would fall into a pit of mediocrity because the moment you put a number to the intangible, all you can do is add a 0 because your creativity hit bankruptcy
>>558458681Not even just that, see >>558446262Ai flat out still talks about her trainer in their already few convos which is hilarious
Heh.
>>558458295Well with Ardan dropping next you're in for a treat.
>>558458681Kita has too many side bitches to care about one more, and of course, her trainer takes all the focus
>>558458681It gives me extremely satisfaction when people create headcanons and try to impose that on everyone and them the story contradicts it
>>558458021but.. she has +20% there... I'm trying to respect her wishes
>>558458785hehe
>>558458681Good. It’s genuinely been obnoxious seeing them insert muh kita harem whenever I see discussion on almond eye or any of the other mares in general. Epipipi is gonna receive the same thing too
>>558459121Epipen…
Spe for Speed
>>558459040God I fucking wish
>>558458841it does me too, even though it shouldn't surprise me trannies obsessed with yurishit wouldn't understand that fantasizing about a certain thing doesn't make it real. Same sort of people lost their shit when Bayonetta chose to get married off to a penis and be a mother.
We clanked
>>558452634>>558452785Grass-sama translate the moonrones, please.
>everybody talks about how romantic ardan career will be>it's actually just trainer playing support to butch carpet connoisseurwhat did mina-san mean by this?
imagine how exhausted trainer must end up after Kita invites her entire gang to his home
>>558459259I haven't gotten any Onsen tickets for weeks nowI feel like I'm cursed
genuinely how the FUCK can i stop losing career races despite having vastly superior stats to all the other runners? i hate this fucking game so much
>>558459429buy skills
>>558458681holy shit they are seething? lmao i need a link or ss please
Looks like the scenario alt will be Loves Only You with the BC dress. Very pretty.
>>558449494I made a sweepy burner account to infiltrate the club next month in the case no one else applies. He will never know.
>>558459538cute not-hag
>>558456676All the himbas
here's your SS rank-capable f2p deck bwos
>>558459538Cute auntie and niece. Papa Real Steel never though…
>>558449494The fuck is a Sweepy?
>>558459538I fucking hate that I can hear the song
>dirt aces done>already have long parents for the next CMGuess I'll keep grinding a better dirt Seiun parent
>>558446262Humiliation ritual
>>558440947Is Ikutus/Ikitasu in the game?
>>558459698>not even 300 guts for the spd bonus>giga stamlet pace'fraid 'tis glue
>>558460005No Guts threshold for this track.
>>558460046wyell... it doesn't really change the fact that it's glue tier stamina
2026 and niggas still believe in hidden track bonuses LMAO
>>558459429I feel like they changed something every minor update we keep on getting. Last week was mostly almost perfect races, for the past few days I've been losing more races even with alot of bought skills.
Please tell me I don't need front runner A thanks
>>558460106The Stamina is glue because it doesn’t meet the Stamina threshold. You haven’t seen their skills. Don’t give advice if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
>>558460201It's the style most reliant on wit, wdyt bro
>>558459456i’m building for mile fuck you i’m not buying medium skills
I love my cute imouto!
>The Stamina is glue because it doesn’t meet the Stamina threshold. You haven’t seen their skills. Don’t give advice if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Help me bros...My Uma is behaving weirdly...
>>558460312I'm thinking it's time to pull the "my dog died" card on dancho so I can keep spamming low fancount front Oguri runs
>>558459040marking her property
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>558460201You probably need it. Test her out if you want 40854637
>>558458841this, specially cause it makes the twitter trannies seethe hard every time you mention it
thoughts on this horse?
>>558460859Her mom is better and loves only me
>>558460859F A T.But also fake burger.
>>558460859>uses her name to confesscute!
>>558460859God I wanna feel her up
>>558460547She's just marking her territory, there's nothing weird about it. If anything, you should wear it like a medal
>>558460859Pure sex like the rest of the 2019 mares
this fat chud’s gluttony knows no bounds
>>558460859a very fertile mare
Look at Do Deuce's new kid!
>>5584607406/9. Somebody else join40854637
>>558461110>Watashi no ai to anata no ai gakino...
>>558461110GLORY EYES
>>558455757Yeah but dunno how the localization team feels about itWe probably won't get the same dialogues
>>558461229anon from jp thread was saying the music starts playing during the scene>>558461332(you) develop the same eyes as her during the career it seems
>>558461110>Literally GLORY EYES moment
Good morning /uma/ I'm a green trainer and have a quick question about narita taishin. I'm trying out a two speed three wit and a riko pal card, but I'm wondering if I should of included a power card instead due to being an end closer. Is two speed three wit fine universally? Or does the style change it?
>>558461343By the time we reach that point, most of 'em will probably just be another statistic
>>558461378>(you) develop the same eyes as her during the career it seemsPermanently marked…
>>558461186cute dalmatian
>>558461378Based, did they ever implement this niche? Putting their theme song in their story?
>>558461378>(you) develop the same eyes as her during the career it seemsfor real? is like the still syndrome?
>>558460740Results. The Oguri held 1st for almost the entire race
>>558461186LIL COW LIL COW LIL COWI love this lil fella
>>558461437The amount of speed cards you want depend on the uma stat growth and or sparks but usually you want sparks on other statsTaishin is 10% growth on speed, I would go with at least 3 speed cards.I also believe that people do a guts deck insteadBut I could be wrong because I'm bad at the game
>>558461541opera has her theme song playing in the background sometimes
>>558461378>(you) develop the same eyes as her during the career it seemsKINO
>>558461610Man, lates are so fucked if the lobbies are any indication of what's to comemy El straight up cannot leave 9th place with 6+ fronts in the room
>>558460201don't you need 3 recoveries to proc her skill?
>>558461597Same miracle stuff that happened to SiL and Stay Gold trainers. Their bonds were so off the chart that it created a miracle.
>>558461610>All of the Umas are metaSovlless
>>558461703Bourbon's unique is a recovery skill
>>558461378>(you) develop the same eyes as her during the career it seemsFUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKK
>>558461343They're already toning down the romantic implications in global. Trannylation is a disease.The 3 sizes are also missing.
>>558461725I know the still lore, but what ended up happening with stego?
is this how you taiki dirt mile or am I missing something
>>558461696The actual CM probably has less Fronts than /uma/ lobbies but yeah in Front meta it's hard for other styles to win
>horse is called almond eye>her eyes are blue Dropped
>>558461935It allows Stego Trainer to find and teleport to her
>>558460261brobinsky if they're buying that many skills to cover for the glue tier stamina then they aren't buying skills that can help her win. How many recoveries do you think she needs? No golds btw. Wit training helps give you more skills but only if you aren't actually blowing more sp into buying fixes to save your bad statlineI'm also not the guts threshold guy lol
>>558461942>red shiftnigga
>>558461915Global Uma is a yurige
>>558461692>>558461879Also, according once again with JP thread anons, the name of the music is Glory Eyes, plural, because it means her and (you) and (you) got the same eyes as herShining eyesIlluminate overlapping momentsBecome a starWith shining eyes, smile brightlyFeet soar, catching the lightWash away the haze with a gentle showerLook up to the future and live onWhen the “signal” comes, I won't hesitateNo need for “ambiguous” wordsNo matter the “opponent,” I won't loseI won't compromise my identity!My eyes and your eyesCreate an unprecedented historyGlory eyes, no matterWhat shining feat it isWe'll overtake it without a moment to blinkGlory eyes, eyes wide open, never looking awayMy eyes and your eyesOverlap and illuminate the worldBecome a starEvery day sparkles, making me so excitedChasing the light, my heart racesOnce I realize it, I just burn with passionBelieve in myself, that's how I liveI can't stay “I”ncredibleI won't care about “I”loniaI won't give up on “I”“I”dentity is non-negotiable!My eyes and your eyesCreate an unprecedented historyGlory eyes, somedayEven the great deeds I dreamed ofAre burned into my mind, never fadingGlory eyes, my open eyes won't let them escapeMy eyes and your eyesOverlap and grasp the worldBecome a StarStep by step we walkedOur path, just the two of usShines brilliantlyNo one can look awayForever and everAlways and alwaysHistory etched in timeGlory eyes No matterHow brilliant the featWe'll overtake it without a moment to blinkGlory eyes Eyes wide open, never looking awayMy eye and your eyeOverlapping, illuminating the worldBecome a Star
FineI'll buy into Ai propaganda
This is my Aquarius ace nr1
>>558461431Shichi would do this.
This stupid thing having it's own icon is hilarious
>>558462187based
Now I feel bad slandering Ai last stream...
>>558462187Powerful
>>558462269sovl
>>558462187>(you) got the same eyes as herThis is truly our Oshi no Ko. Welcome back Ai
>>558462187Holy fucking KINOOOOOOOOONo wonder they put this song in her story
>>558462187Sovl...Time to marry her
>>558462087It activates just before SFV and Taiki needs that extra help to get 4th
>look guys the gacha game character is in love with me they said so in the gacha gameYou're losing at chess to a dog
>>558462187AiGODS, I kneel...
boys boys boys
>>558461378>you get infected with Ai's diseasegrim
>>558462187this game is becoming too kino, I like it
>>558462612Except no one is playing chess and there is no dog retardIf that's exactly what they want from the game let them be. Go to cuckold porn sites for your self jerking needs or something
>>558462612THIS
>>558462187So we have honse that can shrink 300kg balls into one small one, honse that's literally the light herself, honse that can summon a reality marble out of thin air, honse that can see ghosts and paranormal things, honse that's literally guided by a god, honses that can break the 4th wall, etc, and now a honse that can give you the same eyes as her like how Sharingans are passed and transferred to others.
>>558462673Boys in America...
>>558461378>anon from jp thread was saying the music starts playing during the sceneyou niggas aren't even playing the game just gossiping about how others play then call the anime girl your wife (you didn't roll for her)what is going on
>>558460261Unless he has Gourmand or Maestro in there - unlikely - or 3 white recoveries, that Taiki isn't finishing the race. She gasses out, 4.4% survival rate, 95% chance of dying before the finish line. That statline is impressive, otherwise. Even if he has Standard Distance and Sunny Days AND Hydrate, the survival chances are 66%, hardly encouraging.
>>558462612>the yuritroon is melting downyou love to see it
i did not care for almond love
>Yurifags melty hours
>>558462831>>558462612Samefag
imagine looking at this thing and thinking to yourself"GOAT"
>>558462984That's a horse
>>558462612
>>558463020wtf is a horse
NOOO I WANTED THE GERMAN WHORE
>>558462984I mean yeah that’s an uma
>>558462187Kitasan...lost...
>>558462984she's the GOAT of hugs
>>558463073TOO BAD BUDDYNOW GET CLANKING
I think it's very comical and funny that the next day, as another trainer or another uma, you see Ai's trainer with the same eyes as her
>>558463073Uh oh anon is a certified frontrunner metafag now...
>I don't care about Almond Eye, I'll save my spark for the rest of the girls I want!>See "Premium" on the banner>Lose all level of self control like a monkeyAt least I finally got a Gimlet but also fuck you this is the 3rd Premium I've had to spark, Cygames, why the fuck do you hate me?
the "picture" is supposed to be her saying "eh"Anyway I think this is all I got from the jp thread, interesting place....
The localizers are on my side. (You) lost.
>>558463229I like when trainers end up looking like their umas
>>558461437Deck depends on track and sparks from legacy followed by possible skills. Your deck looks fine but a 2 speed deck requires a high roll is is often from people with 2 mlb ssr speed or 20% speed growth
Akikawa be looking like mf Shinzo Abe
hi fellow trainers... time to go do an uma run... no I wont elaborate further
This is a mistake right? They meant to write "Classic year"The only G1 race you can run before TK in senior year is Feb Stakes
>>558462187>>558462660https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_iHscZqSJ1Uokay this is kino.
>>558463313cute
I like how he keeps saying that they censored stuff without offering any proof
>>558463467eye shots kinowould she approve you cumming into her eyes
>>558462984literally one of the greatest horses in the entire cast in terms of record, with G1 wins across multiple distances, turf and dirt, and in 3 different countries. There are less than 10 umas in the entire franchise you could even begin to make an argument for being ranked over Digitan. She IS the GOAT.
>>558463467my heroine
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>558453639at least put some scrambled eggs on that toast you need the protein
>>558462984Apologize.
>>558463425where does it say you have to win 3 sprint/mile G1s BEFORE the Takamatsunomiya Kinen during Senior Year? Well?
>>558463743>enemy puts kitasan on medium>wins
>>558453639>water (no ice) as if ice would be "seasoning" ooh look at me im Mexican I love ice water, o however the coca cola fizzes
I think the sprint CMs have done irreversible damage to my trainig. I can't train 13k rating umas anymore what the fuck
I didn't think much of Almond Eye before her launched as a trainee, but now, I see it. I'm the gosling now
>>558463425Bro, the condition clauses are separate
>>558463946bakushin brain damage
>>558463905
>>558463987
>bakushin brain damagethats fucking hot
>>558463946It's because you didnt have to train anything besides speed and wit
is there more porn of this where the condom is done like that https://files.catbox.moe/c4isbz.jpg
>>558464060Describe it in detail please
So why did Rulership's owner allow her to be portrayed like a fucking loser
>>558464264The patreon link is there, search that.It's AI slop so generate it yourself.
>>558464305the real horse was dumb as fuck
>>558464357hot
>>558453639>IceThat's how they rob you of extra ounces of whatever drink you ordered.>buttered toastNothing wrong with this good carbs for the day with some healthy oils>Unseasoned baby carrotsI don't get the point of drowning food in seasoning. Just enjoy the carrot.
>>558464350yeah patreon AI slop is insane btw
>>558464305I’m surprised since his owners are Sunday Racing
>>558463987Still is Natie and Tamamo for me they're just very gosling inducing or when I imagine Opera rizzing me up
>>558463743there is Kitasan+Dia enemy team?I don't think I ever fought one
>>558463946>get max power sparks>2spd/4wit>get 1.2kspd/350 stam/1100 pwr/350 guts/1.2k witGOD I LOVED ITNow you need Riko + stam sparks or stam cards, and if you don't have Riko, you have to borrow her, which means you can't borrow Finemo so now your wit highroll is cut by 35-45%. The problems just cascade from there.
>>558464606clearly you have never used a deck without kitasan
>>558464606I think it's one of the B rank teams, Clean Cleats maybe?you just never see Kitasan in it because, well, everybody runs her
>>558464749You can drop Riko and gamble on blue balls landing on stam
>>558464753oh!
>>558464827I tried that for a bit, wit highrolls went back up, but I was getting only around 500 stam consistently, which isn't really enough unless you're SMaru running two blue recoveries.
>>558464532
hate playing uma game with no top on and my nipples are cold
>>558464749just inherit stamina insteadpower is a fucking meme
BWOS Oguri took my S rank virginity!
*points at post and image limit*
>>558464305Them titties ain't losers
so we also sleep with the new bokumanko?
>>558465104>I'm illiterate AND retardedimpressive. Most impressive.
there arent enough stables or at least barns in this uma game
>>558465251Still mad that they put Aimi as a fucking NPC
>>558465251Reminder that she has the same type of ID as playable umas and not the ones NPCs have
>>558465341You just have to cope that, since she's a Tracen student, they'll one day make her permanent (it won't happen but just dream)
>>558465275are you actually taking riko with stamina sparks for a mile? why would you do that?
>>558465304Play Taiki
>>558465251We already got her though
>>558465646I wish
>>558465494you either take stamina sparks and Riko, you run power cards, or you run stamina cards. Riko gets you about 150 stam/100 guts, which is good, but not enough by itself. Diluting your deck with 3 types of cards (spd/pwr/wit) has its own problems, because they're increasingly unstable.
>>558465741that's Taishin
>>558463905they can't handle ice
>>558460859My paizuri slave
>>558460859SEX
>>558465873cannot relate. i take MLB riko with no stamina sparks and consistently hit at the very least 550/450.
Forcing Grass to sing UMA in America!
>>558465741does she also kicks you?
Horse yuri for sparks
>>558466093https://youtu.be/Tk1kFixU5gg?si=0qW4RP8_p2-IbAtt
>>558466079are you exclusively running spd/wit decks or are you using power cards as well?
>>558466256Grass humiliation ritual
>>558466093wow did they actually include all american umas in the vocals
>beats turf queensUnity is a joke. I can't believe I spent the whole scenario actually engaging with the mechanic instead of clicking top button every time. Tazuna doesn't know shit. You win Xs. You lose @s. Nothing matters.
>>558466190
Ofevre and Lala are cute.Ofevre please learn how to be a bit more straightforward though you nearly gave her a heart attack
>>558466256Grassu is so pretty..
>>558466525Yes
>>558466093Not Americans. Honorable mention goes to Maya Top Cun, for being Tom Cruise's spiritual son.
>>558466758Why did you cross out Maruzensky I'm confused
>>558466369i have not used a power card since libra.
>>558466880Maruzensky is so old she was born back when the US were british territory.
monetizingrunning ad
16
you know what kanye saidgot my umas in paris
>>558466880Her mom was impregnated in the US but Maruzensky was born in Japan.
>>558467030if she did this I would just start raping her
>>558467115Yes and they literally banned Maru from races for being USA horse in their eyes.
>>558466256>Selfie sticksAre they trying to make fun of us with that, or are those a thing in Japan too?
>>558467030Sex with robots? Yes.
>>558467030>>558467260CLANK CLANK CLANK BECOME A FACTORY BECOME A FACTORY
>>558467194going to do this to a woman and see if it works
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment
How do owners even come up with the horse names?
>>558467239
>>558467362Good luck
>>558467224>Not accepted by burgers because she was born abroad>Not accepted by sushis because she has foreign bloodPoor Maruzensky. No place to call home.
>>558466880You know, I wonder. I know the Japanese association threw a fit because they decided she should be considered foreign for being conceived in America.I don't know the American rules of the time, but if the American rules for horse nationality were that its determined at birth, then Maruzensky wouldn't have had any nationality at all.
>>558467362what could "this" possibly imply
>>558467441ouuuuuu tachagnes tachyon tummy
>>558467239unc, it's been well over a decade since people made fun of selfie sticks... they've been a normal thing for longer than some umamusume fans have been alive...
>>558467414No idea
>>558467030why does witgod say that in his vid
>>558467448No wonder the horse girl maru spends so much time at Tracen.
>>558467646He takes the "buy an ad" bit seriously.And youtube puts ads there.
>>558467449Knowing the Japanese, it probably has more to do with the fact that the father was an American horse rather than that Maruzenski was conceived in America.
>>558467413It's cringekino
>>558467414Usually is something related to the father or owner prefix + word
>>558466920I don't use them unless I'm hunting for a specific skill for a parent. Which sucks, because my only good MLB SSR is Rice power. And I don't use her anymore.
>>558467646I'm guessing he knows how to time the ads or when to put them not sure since I have ad blocks
>>558467752Nijinsky was Canadian not American
>>558467224Yes and she's literally considered a Japanese Racehorse.
>>558467646I've watched his videos on my phone and an ad actually plays whenever this shows up
>>558467752Anon, it was JRA rules at the time that for horses nationality was based on the place of conception and not birth. As such, if a mare was pregnant and then got imported to japan the fetus was considered not japanese and as such, couldn't run in the classics
>>558466369I did get that statline once or twice, but I get 450-500 stamina more consistently, and I have to borrow MLB Riko anyway, so I can't use a good wit card, which compounds the problem.
>>558467974Yeah one who couldn't race for crowns because they considered him a foreign horse
>>558467752no, it has to do with the fact that he was bred in america.the entire point of these rules was to prevent foreign horse importation from exterminating japanese breeders. which would have easily happened. the breed in japan was really weak at the time, and allowing people to just bring over world class horses to monopolize every race in the country would have killed it in the cradle and turned japan into a country that has racing but not breeding. it's only because the breed was strengthened to the point that it could stand on its own that these rules were revoked.
>>558467646if you upload a video youtube gives you the option to choose when to put an AD in. Unfortunately modern youtube sucks ass, and even if you don't want to put ads in your videos youtube still bakes them them into the video in specific intervals.
>>558466528>if you click top every time sometimes you winhow many runs have you done where this worked for all 4 Unity races?
When spark farming is there no point in buying gold skills or do they give a better chance at getting the spark for the white version of the skill?
>>558468236you have a way higher chance of getting a white spark from a gold skill. you should always buy the gold version if you can.
TTG rivalry in uma when?
Was Orfever better than Gentildonna? Why is she on the spotlight?
>>558468136very smart of seriru to do that. And very considerate to the fags using YT without adblock.
>>558468429Gold clan pandering
>900 postsit's over
Ok I'll bake in a few minutes, but I'm going to remove the JP-specific in the OP.Thoughts?
>>558468429It's so Donna can shove Orfevre out of the way
>>558468429Outside of Triple Crown > Triple Tiara, it's up to your preference which one was better
>>558468639why won't people just stop fucking with the OP
>>558468429Ofevre (game) is a fraud.
>>558468639add pajeetguide and we'll shake hands
>>558468639it will cause a melty from our more autistic posters
>>558468716uma.guide pranks aside, anon said in last night's thread it makes sense to remove the JP-specific stuff because it belongs in the JP thread, not relevant for the global thread. I agreed and wondered what /uma/ thought too.
>>558468639No, threads been peaceful no need to rile up the shitposters
>>558468639Add in all brown slop tubers too
>>558468429>>558468710I'd rate Gentildonna higher, mare winning mixed races and especially Arima is harder. Though Orf's France campaigns were also major feats.
>>558468909the only reason why anyone looks at the OP is so that they can see if anything has been changed so that they can get mad at whatever was changed.
>>558468639Stop vandalizing holy shit
>>558469026Pearl my wife...
>>558468639sure
>>558468639Stop fucking up the OP. That section's been there since early times. You'll make a dedicated early baker if you keep fucking it up
>>558468710Triple Crown > Triple Tiara, but didn't Gentildonna win the only race they ran together, the Japan Cup?
>>558468909nigga that was decided during SEAhours the thread OP stayed the same whole night
>nyoo don't touch the shit in the dedicated shit place or it will stink
>>558468639No. We must never improve.
>>558468639Might as well make the OP as shit as possible if you're gonna keep riling up the shitposters and divegrass schizo
>>558468710wait. i thought Cheval was a megawinnerThat retard only won 1 G1?
>>558469391I WILL drink anything Agnes Tachyon gives me
>>558469168yeah, but Orfevre was more consistent than Gentildonna across the whole careerI just have a preference for consistency I guess
>>558468639Why though? Pretty sure the JP-specific thing in the OP have been there since forever. You'll only wake up the thread split shitposters
>>558468639Based. JP AUSLANDER RAUS
Make it lame and gay
next image posted can be the OP unless it's porn or ugly
>>558469429i can't blame you for not paying attention during season 3.
Remove the jp shit so those niggers have no excuse to come here
>>558469429yeah
Removing it didn't stop JP discussions during the thread it was removed. Why bother
Eye contact with Bourbon...
I don’t have a horse in this race.
>>558468639The odds of divegrass schizo killing himself are higher if you leave it alone. So leave it alone.
I agree with the side that approves of yuri
>>558469524if you fuck with the op for no reason and then make the image slop >>558469537 i'm going to rape you
>>558469668it wouldn't be for no reason, but if you don't like the image, give me a better one
>>558469742
>>558469742Brown uma for brown posters
>>558468639>askingjust do things anon don't think
>>558469742Use this pic please
>>558469839>>558469839>>558469839stop being such fags
Please just make the new thread already I need to post screencaps of my club chat, people are having a melty cause of Danchous new rules
asexo suzuka
>>558469742>it wouldn't be for no reasonNO REASON MENTIONED
>>558468639The Lion doesn't ask
anon did it first, I'll bake the one after. Tabun
>>558469965Do it and post Ryan OPs only from now on the faster /uma/ dies the better and happier we will all be
>>558467752Nijinsky was canadian and exiled from the british isles to the US for studding
