Previous: >>558420309>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I was hoping for based but got cringe and gay.
>>558469839You missed that previous thread >>558440947
>>558469839sexo suzuka
Orange thread is okay too
you fucked up the previous thread link but thank you anyways.
Listening to bambisleep while doing careers
This is a /v/ OP image. Fuck off
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes t, agnes d, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe, fuji etc.
>>558468710Copano Rickey, Orfevre, Gentildonna, Kitasan and Almond Eye are my oshi. What a coincidence!
MR CB JUMPSCARE
OHAYO my fellow umadachis!
Digitan LOVE
>>558469972rape
Shining eyesIlluminate overlapping momentsBecome a starWith shining eyes, smile brightlyFeet soar, catching the lightWash away the haze with a gentle showerLook up to the future and live onWhen the “signal” comes, I won't hesitateNo need for “ambiguous” wordsNo matter the “opponent,” I won't loseI won't compromise my identity!My eyes and your eyesCreate an unprecedented historyGlory eyes, no matterWhat shining feat it isWe'll overtake it without a moment to blinkGlory eyes, eyes wide open, never looking awayMy eyes and your eyesOverlap and illuminate the worldBecome a starEvery day sparkles, making me so excitedChasing the light, my heart racesOnce I realize it, I just burn with passionBelieve in myself, that's how I liveI can't stay “I”ncredibleI won't care about “I”loniaI won't give up on “I”“I”dentity is non-negotiable!My eyes and your eyesCreate an unprecedented historyGlory eyes, somedayEven the great deeds I dreamed ofAre burned into my mind, never fadingGlory eyes, my open eyes won't let them escapeMy eyes and your eyesOverlap and grasp the worldBecome a StarStep by step we walkedOur path, just the two of usShines brilliantlyNo one can look awayForever and everAlways and alwaysHistory etched in timeGlory eyes No matterHow brilliant the featWe'll overtake it without a moment to blinkGlory eyes Eyes wide open, never looking awayMy eye and your eyeOverlapping, illuminating the worldBecome a Star
How do we save the game, I'm pretty sure a handful of club members have flatlined the entire month and I can barely donate 10 shoes all day...
>Buttered
>>558469996>>558469501you dont play this game and should fuck off
>>558470050Fuck off
>fast learner and mile S (only one so far)>rng for friendship training being garbage afnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you were supposed to be the chosen one....
posting in the carrot thread
Super Creek?
>>558469996based and same
>>558470112 >>558470119neither do you considering neither of you trannies ever post ANYTHING of worthall you ever do is scream like mentally ill children from britain
>everybody talks about how romantic ardan career will be>it's actually just trainer playing support to butch carpet connoisseurwhat did mina-san mean by this?
>>558470087fret not my friend, i have been assured that MANT will save global we have nothing to fear
>dancho blocked me on twitter
Donna Love!
Epipi whips it out.https://x.com/gorumakuprofen/status/2026133059955781670
>OHAYOO aa!>>558470119dont respond to the ragebaiter (he doesnt play the game so he wants to do this as his own form of attention grabbing). not even once let it sit there and piss itself and cry
I do not care for forever young
I didn't realize it but my desk is actually damaged underneath its mat as a result of me slamming it so often while playing Uma.
>>558470074Don't worry, I gave my consent
>>558470223I really can't find her cute especially when putting her next to her "family members". It sucks.
>>558470259So much sovl, this vid makes me happy.
>>558470214holy CUTE
>have to wait 10years for globab to catch jp>then we can finally have actual umatore instead of just endless yuri baitFUCK YOU I won't be even alive anymore
>>558470087club merge soon, names will be merged too
>>558470359same
>>558470214DONNA LIFE AND PAIZURI
>>558470413I would say and do this
>>558470293niggy he dropped uma a long ass time ago.
a pox upon ye
>>558470328Your jizz is probably hitting the bottom of your desk and that's what's causing issues. I used to cum sitting on my computer desk before I got a laptop and started jerking off in bed today and the bottom of my desk got fucked cause of jizz
>People post related game content, but from THE FUTUUUUURE>Some schizo autist has a fit cuz they don't post said content in HIS forced and dead thread>Make it his life goal to shit post both thread out of spite, behaving like a literal bot, never posting anything of worth like an image, talking about the game or posting vidsLovey Dovey baby making with Palmer btw>>558470214 >>558470361GENTLE WIFE!
>>558470478
+1 to image limit
>>558470454Mambuttered
I would react like that >>558470554shes cute with this hair
>>558470454Le Honsalmonmambodacchis
>>558470454No, we name every club Mambo
I really like Voltage.
What characters in anime/manga also do that thing where they can be outgoing and excited through their puppet but without it are shy and nervous? I've watched a lot and remember at least one, but I'm old and am blanking out
how do i learn to be lucky in this game
>>558470549
>>558470548So the bruising on my hands isn't from hitting my desk it's from jerking off?
>>558470214I am weak to this type of psyop, please cease and desist
>>558470548I am begging Teiobros to go ONE day without making a post that makes me regret waking up
>>558470739Gentle WOULD do this
>>558470720Check this 7 as a start
>>558470553
Are umas daughters or wives?
>>558470858uma means "daughter" (wife)
>>558470779>>558470576never cared for this creatura, still don't, HOWEVER I like these posts simply to spite the troon.>>558470858heavily depends on the uma
>>558470841~~NNNOOOO~~
>>558470741You're hitting the bottom of your desk while jerking off and not realising it because the pleasure of jerking off hides the pain of hitting your hand.
>>558470214she'll be in global this year rightright guys
But if I stick my dick in uma and she gets pregnant doesn't that mean she can't run races?
>If you marry Spe you are the father of Cesario>If you marry Cesario you are the father of Epipipipipi>If you marry Epipipipipi you are the father of Daring Tact
>>558470963Nov next year buddy
>>558470958kissu
>>558470858Daughterwives
>>558470753Hmm, nyo
>>558470980just don't cum inside
>>558470719all of them
>>558470980bro, your wind in her hair?
>>558470980If your uma is strong like Wind in Her Hair she will win
sure hope they didnt make a pregnant uma race
https://x.com/i/status/2026187212212310333>Almond Eye UMASMROk the incel pandering is becoming ridiculous now
>>558469839sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>558470163Super Creek!
>>558470980>she gets pregnant doesn't that mean she can't run racesSimply a skill issue
>>558471080All the wealthy umas eventually end up being sugar mommies for their trainers
what's a good card to borrow for pace taiki in aquarius? speed star seems like it doesn't work on this track
Do I make my Ogurin Pace or Late for the next CM? I'm already going with 2 other paces, Taiki and Condor (I refuse to make her front).
Super Creek? More like Super Cringe.
>>558470163>>558471271
>>558471312If your Aces aren't already finished you lost anyway so do what you feel like
>>558471082
>>558469839>>558468639Don't worry I'll bake the next thread, link all the sloptubers in the OP, remove the JP section, put in the gaslightor, and replace gametora with uma.guide. Here's my planned OP if anyone wants itPrevious: >>558469839>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Right-handed / Winter / Snowy / Wethttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/Umamusume Content Guide Makers Victoria Frontierhttps://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontierMooMooCows https://www.youtube.com/@MooMooCowsRednuhttps://www.youtube.com/@RednuTorenaChanhttps://www.youtube.com/@TorenaChanUmaTactics Prohttps://www.youtube.com/@uma-tactics-pro/ourgirl/ raehttps://www.youtube.com/@raeletShanahahttps://www.youtube.com/@ShanahaPokkehttps://www.youtube.com/@pokkecorpBonkhttps://www.youtube.com/@BonkGaming210>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & ResourcesGame database & A basic, comprehensive and trusted site guide by the veterans for newfagsuma.guide Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558471350>>558470163I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
Oh no, she's gonna grab my carats
>>558471250>ojiisan panderingif you are below 30 then you are not the intended audience
>>558471385HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNYFUCK YOU MISERABLE ASSHOLE
>>558471391stop slandering teio
>>558471391based
>>558471391you need to remove the names its too overt just leave the links in but you can leave that section in
>>558471391false-flagging faggot. I chuckled, though
ardan propaganda is ramping up
>"I'm going to smear shit and cum all over myself and post about it kekarooooo">"I know, I should use teio.jpg for this!"Good post, niggy-kun.
Will Riko continue to be used after aoharu with the next scenario? Or will there be a more useful MLB card to borrow next month? Mine is LB2, wondering if I should go for MLB.
>>558471080Now I have an adult woman fetish...
>>558471453Same, I just hope she won't take it all...
>Daring Tact's babu that will be born this year is with Equinox>Triple inbreedingthose being in the 4th and 5th generation lessen the impact, but it's still not good
>>558471391Based Teio God. I would add a list of known gaslighters and grifters like Seriru though
Slop time. Open up, yum yum!no but srsly why did they ruin her original design
It is a trainer's duty to teach their uma the secrets of lesbomancy.
>>558471453>>558471693Gonna grab way more than that soon.
>>558471697mare owners are incredibly retarded
>>558471697that's affinity looping and not imbreeding
>>558471391>Right-handed / Winter / Snowy / Wet
hello ?
>>558471720
>>558471650iirc she has 10 RB so she might be used a bit, but if you have a decent MANT deck already (50-60 RB), I definitely wouldn't. And even if I didn't, I still wouldn't. Save for one of the good speed or wit SSR's coming out soon, instead. Finemo still has 8 months of being the best wit card in the game, focus on her if you're desperate to spend carats.
>>558471697broke: incestwoke: legacy loop
>>558471831hi
>>558471851
>>558471613teiofags reputation cant get any lower if anything this is an improvement
Okay what the fuck did they change in careers so now I'm losing these random fuck ass important races all the god damn time now
>>558471820it doesn't help that current op has fucken TURF
>>558471778True
if your s/o wants to get cucked its far more rewarding to not cuck themt. 60M fans on Vodka
>>558471865>iirc she has 10 RB so she might be used a bit, but if you have a decent MANT deck already (50-60 RB)I am a clueless retard so I don't know what this means. Sounds like I can bench her though, thanks.>Finemo still has 8 months of being the best wit card in the game, focus on her if you're desperate to spend carats.My Fine Motion is LB2, do you think it's worth to MLB with the paid selector and free selector coming with 1st anniversary?
>>558471968that's literally what happend in ura before unitythey crank up the diff, people migrate to a slightly easier career, then fix everything and wait for the next update
>>558471972oh yeah nice catch we should fix that one
>>5584716974x4x5 is absolutely negligible. You can tell how effective anti-incest propaganda has been based on how many people think a single drop of shared blood on either side of a family tree is guaranteed to produce a mongoloid.
Mambo!
>>558470053DigiCUTE love!
Can somebody start linking the /v/ma thread here when it's up? I like posting there but I can't always find it. Maybe even add it to the OP of these threads? I think there is no /v/ma thread right now
how did they get the 4x(4)x5 though
>>558471831Bye.
>>558471391I've been to multiple generals and OP vandalism unironically kills the threads, just as much as splits.
>>558472227hang yoursel/v/
>>558472175Do not slop my wife.
every time i see dream journey, i need to cum immediately.
>>558471994
>>558471778My wife wouldn't act like this please delete.
>>558472356sexo s- ...vm
Don't forget to pull for her tomorrow bwos
listen to me gwo pace chasers will be the secret to aquarius bwo you have a wall of front runners just begging for NSM to proc which coincides with speed star's speed carry over zwo trust me jwo
remove ardanfags
>>558470998Spe wife for life!
>>558472069Yes. Having a Finemo MLB will be very useful going forward. If you don't use it on Finemo you should save them for cards like Agnes Tachyon, Mr. CB if you're an endfag, SMaru if frontfag, or Mejiro Ramonu in November. >RB = Race Bonus, ie how many stats you get after winning a race. A lot of stat growth in MANT, the next scenario, is tied to the race bonus power of your deck. Getting that Race Bonus to 50-60% will make careers more fun and easier to get good statlines. Generally speaking, you'll want cards with 10% RB and borrow cards with 15% RB.
>>558472415I won't
>>558472227There is a /v/ thread bwo. I dunno how to link posts from other boards so here's a link >>>/v/733728397
>>558472415sexo
>>558472470far right is cute
>>558470720Luck is a skill: you control everything you can and leave as little to chance as you can
>>558472227>so I can get it nukedfuck off and fuck you. If you can't pass the witcheck to find a rule-breaking /v/ thread, you are either incompetent, malicious, or both
>>558472470they gang banged the trainer after the live
>>558472470despite making up only 13% of the umalation they commit 50% uma-on-trainer violence
>>558471778>cunnilingus gestureI so wish she was straight. It's cruel of them to release such a temptress and then make her strictly lesbian.
that post wasnt me but also, ew
>autist>cute>gifts you 16 gig ram on valentine >will play hour favorite vidyaWHY CANT SHE BE REALLLLLLLL
>>558472735what are you talking about
>>558472470Hairstyle on far-right looks good when it isn't poop-green
I'm genuinely tempted to pull for Ardan. I got Chocolate Gundam in 6 rolls, which saved me 21k carats, SO tempted to blow the saved carats on Ardan's banner. AUGH I HATE THIS FUCK YOU CYGAMES FOR MAKING SUCH CUTE UMAS
>>558472779TRUE AAAAAA
>>558472932There is a paid uma ticket later, dont waste carats, just pick her up from there
>>558473040retardbwo...
>>558472932Follow your heart anon
my daughter (cute), nice nature
>>558472932imagine being this much of a meta slave
200 on finemotion, 1lb + free selector + paid selector = 3 lb I can finally stop borrowcucking this card for every runI trust that nothing will go wrong with this!!
Which uma would you do this to
>>558473283
>>558473283OK but which uma would you do this to if they were still a horse?
>>558473283all of them, but none because im not female if a woman did this to a horse I would definitely understand why
>>558472506Thank you very much! Yeah, Tachyon is the next big card I have my eye on. Good to know it's safe to invest in FM.And thanks for the explanation about RB, I'll keep an eye out for cards that give 15%.
>>558473373every one of themexcept dream journey i might get killed
>>558473236She's really sweet, I didn't expect her story to be that nice (pun intended)
Lememe hors meetup
me on the right
>>558473283Satono Diamond.
>>558473129?Were getting selector on aniversary
>>558473481stop posting this shit, i cant read jp
>>558473596me on the right
>>558473678(up to ny banners)
>mfw when I congratulate forever young on winning the breeders cup so she pins me to the wall and whispers "would you like me to show you why they call it the breeders cup?" in my ear
true. what IS with all the screenshots of literally only Japanese text with some caption saying "wow I cant believe these say this" or someshit
Thoughts on black Umas
>>558473283Gentil if she wasn't dead T_T
>>558473774The Raped (You)
time to eat cheese
wake me up when Kita comes out
i unironically ran faster like this
>>558473837same on blacks in general
>>558473837they are black
>>558473774Torena it's time for you to show me the real breeders cup
>>558473481Wonder how Equinox will be once he’s in too.
>>558470328>>558470548I still have my first desk when I was 10 and wiped off the cum of my hand underneath the tableit's kinda grim
>>558473897it was bound to happen sooner or later when one gets involved with umas...
it was bound to happen sooner or later when one gets involved with Cali yankistan...>>558474031horse owners do pic rel to break in their horses and make themselves the most important person in its world
>>558474009
>>558473837Is there any in Uma beside Michelle
>>558474072I know a teiobro post when i see it
>>558474240wow expensive (for normal people)
>>558474309kitasan
>>558473837Built for BWC
>>558474240mmmmmm micro plastics
>>558474309Michelle isn't even a nigger, her skin tone looks more tan like Hishi. These new NPC umas are the only nigger umas.
>find Fickle Genius Magical Girl Sweepy >fill her womb with A Drop of Black Magic from my cock>what a Wonderful Mistake>she wants to keep it>perform Miracle Escape
>>558474446fucking retard goyim
>>558474450michelle is quite literally a basketball american i don't know what to tell you.
>>558474501then you find out tachyon had already performed experiments in there
>>558472110Wait is that true? Is that why my URA Ryan parent runs have been job city? Fuuu I really don't like parenting in Aoharu.
tachyon as a child
>>558472532reported to the jannies
>>558474564It's rape time.https://files.catbox.moe/2bzfl3.png
>>558473837
>>558475110nice
>>558475171No wonder SEAfags love her
>>558473283air groove
>>558473837lips too small
>>558474450There’s also this uma from cingrey 192 and even her entire tail has dreads
inumusume
>>558475031this was revealed to me in a dream
>>558474446Is this why /uma/ loves tasting their cum?
>>558474309I wish they kept her real name - Bonecrusher
>>558475294mejiro dober dog bestiality
Where's the b+/a club danchou discordI need to perform a tactical character assassination and absorb the nearest b+ club, a handful of our members are flatnigging
umas like this?https://x.com/kanonvi0/status/2026306448171647251
>>558475452I FUCKING LOVE FAT TITS!
>>558474947my mom used to get mad at me when I made "potions' like this in the sink with her perfumes and shampoos and soaps and stuff
>>558474826Michelle skin tone looks more similar to Hishi Ama skin tone than it does to the nigger umas. Michelle is tan or brown not a nigger.
>>558475452sory of sexo sexuka if whore
>>558475447You got to give mant at least a week before we see the end times.
The umaJP niggas are playing with actual umaniggas? heh.Comfy to be in global desu.
>>558475440you should kill yourself
>>558475290but she's australian
>>558475440you should live
I pulled valentine gundam. what i'm supposed to do now?
>>558475561It's already over
>>558475457Manhattan Cafe maybe?
>>558475457
>>558475290Behold, a nigger
>>558475749yes
>>558475743sexo suzuka (during girlfriend trial process)
>>558475656Our resident jpnigga quit global, actually
Can someone post a Dirt Onige Suzuka? What skills should I teach her?
>>558475879That would be the second time they quit before MANT, maybe more.
>>558475879Not me
>>558475879MANT is so bad they didn't want to play it a 2nd time. I'm actually worrying now that it might kill me too
>>558475749OBAMA!!!!!
>>558476021Kinda dislike how this general enjoys AIslop so much.
>>558474446>trying to avoid microplastic in 2026You’re kinda late to the party retardbro. It’s everywhere, in your skin, in your blood, in your bones, in your lungs, in your heart, in your brain, in your balls EVERYWHERE. There is not a single living thing on earth that was not contaminated with microplastics. Newborns are not contaminated when they are born, the fucking sperm and eggcels contain microplastics lmao. The ship of not wanting to consume microplastics has sailed
The next Uma posted is my wife.
............
The microplastics in my brain has increased my IQ
>>558473837did you know that despite being only 13% of racers niggermusumes are responsible for over 50% of collisions on the track? it's true!
>>558476197>no climaxsoulless
>>558476197Le cuckè
>>558476117The future is now old man
>>558476197Survey says it's over
>>558476117The day cygays legalizes uma lewds the AI will be droppedUntil then it's gonna be around here
Aunt umas...
>>558475457Someone post that one Menishuki Rush with Dream Journey in casual clothes video, I lost it
>>558476197The next club will be Buttered
>>558476285
Any megane enjoyer here?
>>558476627awooga!
>>558476641HOW ARE THOSE GLASSES NOT FALLING OFF WHERE DO THEY ATTACH TO
>>558476285Can you give me an AI of Flash getting mating pressed?
>>558476480>The day cygays legalizes uma lewdsYeah, the same cygays that paywalls qolNot happening unless all their assets and profits get funneled away by a mysterious hackerman
>>558476627
>>558476641sex with all of them except biwa
>>558476745That was the whole point retard
>>558476627>>558476831why the FUCK did they have to make her so hot and beautiful
>>558476850is this a fetish of yoursdid you really have to post that picturewtf dude
>>558476724Sorry anon, found the pic on XI don't gen pics
>>558476850WTF why would you dox a teio poster like that
>>558476886Sorry I'm a witlet
>>558476718You're not ready for the answer
Where's the Lorraine's puppet porn!https://files.catbox.moe/ja7k8k.jpg
>>558476921It's not a fetish for me, it used to be posted on 4chan a lot I think and it's SFW enough I hope. Don't wanna get banned
>>558477051>it's SFW enough
when are they adding american pharaoh
>>558475669
I just woke up, I spent all night playing BD. Ai-chan is super cute
How ded will global be with Trackblazer? Highguard levels?
>>558476696Glutton
Did they nerf inspirations? I HAVEN'T HIT ANY PINKS FOR 3 DAYS NOW
>>558476117It's just part of the enshittification of everything. Use your 4chanx filters.
>>558476139like anything you reduce the amount. Like lead is everywhere is no excuse to slurp it up
>>558477271will MANT manage to filter the tourists
>>558476641ikuno_dictus cum_on_glasses
>>558476850Doxxing Teioposter is not cool delete this
>>558476850teiobro.....
>my best attempt at a suzuka>0 distance sparks in a whole fucking weekI fucking hate this gameI bought runaway because the run was over already so whatever
>>558476850BUHIIIIIIIII
>>558477495That's your best attempt? Grim.
>>558477495Show deck
>>558477296>i complain about how I never hit 3 blue spark uma>today I got 2 >they are both speed
>>558476850
>>558477381Bold of them to assume global are as mindless as jap cattle. We're looking EoS extinction levels of players.
>>558471080I LOVE BEING A HOUSE HUSBANDI LOVE BEING A HOUSE HUSBAND>>558471290I LOVE BEING A HOUSE HUSBANDI LOVE BEING A HOUSE HUSBAND
>>558477381It will filter the browns for sure.
>>558477634after all the censorship I'm not sure if I would mind an EoS, I could always create a JP account
>>558477606Closed the game but Kita+Sweep+Wit Marvelous+Wit Daisca+R Riko+ Falco
Anyone else going to see Pokke and Tachyon's movie in theaters on Friday?
>>558477740>censorship What happened?
Meisho Doto is not evil. Kindly stop misrepresenting her.
If the game gets to EOS will I still at least be able to look at my umas
>>558477740let me switch my account to jp before eos
>>558477867What did not happenhttps://pastebin.com/zqEiQeFz
>>558476696awooga! >>558476921>>558476983based (pure) bakushin
>>558473837dreadlocks a shit
>>558477634>thinks global aren't even more mindless than jp cattleDude sloptubers have a career because global shits ARE mindless
>>558477271It will still be the 5th fastest thread on /vg/ I imagine, a lot of this board is ded as hell>>558477381the real redpill is tourists have already stopped playing the game and just post in the thread, MANT cannot filter them
>>558477912And if you don't stop, you will see
>>558477664Imagine all that weight on top of you...
>>558470998Finally
>>558477867they said happy holidays instead of merry christmasit made me punch a hole in the drywall and my mom got mad at me
>>558477916no, devs will release uma war iii event and after it you'll have tap to start animation but with skeletons instead of umas
I LOVE BEING A HORSE HUSBAND I LOVE BEING A HORSE HUSBAND I LOVE BEING A HORSE HUSBAND I LOVE BEING A HORSE HUSBAND >>558478024finally!
>>558477954how do we filter the retards that shitpost and ship umaxuma everywhere but don't play the game? How do we avoid becoming the Persona fandom
>>558477934Damn I wasn't aware...Grim...
>>558478041Most based ero-protag ever
they should speed up the release of scenariosand slow down the CMs
>>558477740I would rather kill myself than start a gacha or MMO years late
>>558477867
sexo redhead persona
It would be funny if they get Bourbon's VA to redo her lines.
>>558478142It was a lost battle from the start dude
>>558478209Once again the west is destroying another game
Any good Doto porn?
>>558475543Hishi Amazon has an orange tone (clearly tanned) meanwhile Michelle is actually brown but not black
>>558478142kill all yurifags. gatekeep yurifags forever.
>>558478289My rrat is that the localization team wanted to do a Dub but Cygames JP said no, so they're coping with changing in game text
>>558478209WTF I HATE THIS
>>558478041No,no, post the whole thing
>>558477954>spoilerFor a fact we already have one confirmed in here
>>558478209The master pun is lost in translation. I wonder if the anons complaining about here even understand it.This is a non issue if you're an EOP.
491543174915431749154317dirt CM let me test my aces
>>558478392>rratkill yourself today
>>558478142>How do we filter faggots that don't play the game and just want to tranny postYou don't, simple as. If they aren't the usual lazy cunts that copy paste the exact same shit over and over, you obviously can't do much besides ignore and [-]
>>558473257not a metaslave, a planner
>>558478502I'm sorry you werent able to give your VA's friends a job
>>558478487you gotta figure a fairly significant portion of uma fans have seen at least one piece of Fate media
>>558478209you're a master baiter
>>558478604>FateI don't consume Nasuslop but in case it's the same thing, Master means husband in Japanese.
>>558478487>pun>lostbitch it's literally just turds going "REE SLAVERY NNUUUU I NEED TO DEFEND ZE BLACKS" said the white female college failure that studied humanity or whatever the fuck schizo shit they "study".the real issue is that brits have become mega hyper cucks (in public) and americna media is controller by leftist shit holes in america
>>558478487It's a fucking nickname, you don't need to be a FGOfan to understand it.Also Season 2 and 3 had Bourbon in it, and no one went "WTF BROS WHY IS SHE CALLING HER TRAINER MASTER AAA I CAN'T UNDERSTAND!!!" Imagine defending censorship
>>558478467Totally looks like >>558471391
>Master means husband in Japanese.based
>>558478209don't have her, does she still call you master in her career? I know she called kiryu that in the anime...
>>558478709
>>558478778THEN WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING BARTENDER MASTER!? AAA MY BRAIN
>>558478601i'm not the one who gives those people money for playing a game badly with a live2d avatar.
764356277643562776435627another dirt CM
>>558478790They can't make the VAs redub just for their localization. She still say Master and calls you Master
>>558478709You are incredibly brown, underage even.
>>558478790The voice lines are unchanged I believe so you have the same thing that happened with christmas.
>>558478840she would say this
>>558473837Make Michelle My Baby playable and my heart will belong to Cygames
>>558478709why do you hate British people so much
>>558477265Don't you get tired of waking up?
>>558478861Holy shit it's my Danchou
>>558478964She was hotthe NPCs look like shit. they could have done them better
>>558479050who doesn't
>>558473837dont care gimme dicta striker or the fake gyaru
>>558478886>>558478896I meant in the text, sorry for not being clear. seems gay and retarded however.
>>558479062sexo. post more (no I dont care about what this horses name is)
post something cute
>>558479145They look like that black pokémon character, like they were done making the model but someone said, wait increase the saturation to max and here's your black uma
>>558478709yeah, I admit is just trannylators being retarded again
>first MANT CM will be 3200m with shit conditions so you need tons of stamina>want to use Cafe>she has Mile F so i would need several Mile Sparks to make her able to race enough in MANT>meaning no sparks left for Long SThis may be the single biggest worry for me so far for MANT. i dont mind learning a new scenario or the runs taking longer but having umas be completely fucked by not having Mile aptitude is kinda disheartening
>>558479143
>>558479046I'll cum on her.
>>558479151seethe on
>>558479184her name is Slutty Putty, 5 time G1 winner and Santa Casa Bonita racetrack recordholder
>heh we global players are smarten than stupid japs, we know more about the game than they did back then >btw is dirt Hishi Amazon a viable strategy I have Oguri but she's too popular this thread in a nutshell
>>558479185
>>558479318>12 mile sparks in gps>4-6 longk &?
>>558479386theres no chance they named a horse slutty putty
>>558479258This in a nutshell
>>558479318You can run mile races with mile B, mile C even.If I were you, I would farm a Mile 7-9 parent with 9 speed/wit and save it just for her. Do it once MANT drops of course, not now.
How do we stop Umamusume from raping young children?
>>558477859i would... if they fucking released it in yurop
>>558479497Do you have parents with Spurt and Long AND Mile sparks prepared? This seems dogshit to build and even then you are reducing the chance to proc "the right" pink a lot during inheritence
>>558479517>theres no chance they named a horse [funny name]https://internethorseauctions.com/auction-phip-detail.php?aucid=323&Id=17538&Start=0&closeinc=100
>>558479736thats from the parent names inheritance, newfag p.s. you dont play the game and should fuck off
Since Highguard has mounts, what would an uma Highguard collab look like
>>558479320We'll get'em next time
>>558479258The skin color and hair color are fine and matches what you'd expect from a stereotypical black anime character but dreads are so ugly 99% of the time that I'd rather see them perm their hair to make it straight than any other combination
>>558477859can you same fagging TRANNY shut the fuck up about your dog shit movie? hoyl fuck we get it you HATE the game and refuse to play it but SO SUPER MEGA love the movie, yet also hate EVERY SINGLE SEASON OF ANIME you gigantic turdsfucking christ how much I hate fags like you that pretend to like a thing cuz they watch a singular piece of media from it>>558479826seethe tard wrangler
>>558479615>Do it once MANT drops of course, not now.i have nothing else to do right now. I am danchou in a comfy club, and have aces for dirt CM ready. I am not burned out at all from Unity so maybe building some Mile 7-9 parent for MANT with generalist skills won't be a bad idea. Nothing to lose anyways
>>558479831did jannies delete a /v/ thread or why are you posting that garbage of a post
actually dont go away, stay and post more sexy fillies https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1771966497063059.pnghttps://i.4cdn.org/vg/1771966497063059.png
>>5584793187 sparks to get to C should be enough, although it might drain your clocks a little faster. leaves at most 9 sparks for long. get the long sparks on both your parents, since the parent sparks have higher odds of activating.
>Dazzling Smile on the first roundFuck this team. Not as bad as Turf Queens, but because it's the first round there's a good chance you're going to job it.
>>558479935I'm just bored
>>558479904If this post is unironic why are you having a random schizo meltdown
thread’s not great rn
>Tokyo Turfgaslight general as always, I see
awooga tube
>>558479683>dogshit to buildhello, why do you think tb is not dogshit>reducing the chance to proc "the right" pinkcooperate?
>>558479183She says "master" in all 3 lines.It's been a while since I've read her career but I assume the same happens
>>558479831I'd be down for armored dress/fantasy armor skins. I get more hard from stylized armor than bikini armor anyways
I keep on hearing stuff about movies but I was wondering why is everyone all of a sudden excited for a old movie from 2024
>>558479318I want to use Teio but she has Mile E and Long B meaning she needs 10 sparks for Mile, AND one spark for Long
>>558480091gaslight game gaslight dance gaslight life
>You die>Yanko is waiting for you at the end of the tunnelJust do it anon
>>558479652You rape them first (the umas)
>>558480221this but a fit girl keeping me as her horse literally
>>558480113>>558480169secondaries that don't play the game do that, they talk about unrelated bullshit from years back as if this was /a/.
>>558480113stop being jealous
>>558480170Long B is good enough. For career, you just stam diff and instawin. Mile B or C is grim though since it's a speed contest.
>>558479927If you're bored then make a blue*3 mile 2-3* shadowbreak 2-3* Narita Brian grandparent with spurt. I'm sure that will be fun. If you don't have Brian then Rudolf is as good.
>>558478209>>558480136I actually don't get why change Master into Trainer. It isn't offensive and doesn't imply anything at all since that's just her character.Did the jews have a hateboner with the word "Master" or what
>>558479992>drain your clocksNTA but we won't get the race reroll thing on non career races in MANT start already right? I thought the clock buying was a gaslight
>>558479615Red Desire is so fucking cute. I'm considering creating a tulpa that look like her
>>558480364we will.
>>558480312>secondaries that don't play the game do that, they talk about unrelated bullshit from years back as if this was /a/Ironic from the one posting NTR that is from an anime older than the movie the other anons talk about.
>>558480350it's because the nips localizing this game think that foreigners would find it "offensive," that's all
>>558480312>>558480402>TulpaAverage cafe fan
im scared or MANT
Why is inchou so dominant? She don't even have gold dominator on her kit
>>558480540i choose mant
>>558480503>person i like is talking with someone>"I'M FASTER"NTR is a fucking toddler?
>And then the punchline is, "she's a dumb hick who only thinks about food!" Funniest shit I've ever seen
>>558480585basedof* tho
>>558480503>>558480552JPtards, translate this, NOW!
>>558480338>If you don't have Brian then Rudolf is as good.oh i like Rudolf so i may just do that. Unironically enjoy having THAT card for easy spurt parent making
>>558480664
>>558480664Can you really trust a main character who doesn't love food?
>>558480664the G.O.A.T
>>558480661>Woman sees thing, gets jealous of it, adds like a childhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E>>558480664This. Except 200% unironically.
can you really thrust a main character
>>558480738I literally finished a second box of spaghetti just a few moments ago, 4 big plates of it. Was so good 115lbs btw.
>>558480680
>>558480680Okay but why is inchou so dominant? It's not like torena can't have more umas in his team
>>558480489>nips think everyone outside of japan are black and might get offended by the word "Master"What the fuck
>>558480978>the gaijin doesn't know
>>558480953Domo, kind translate poster!>>558480958JPtards, translate this, NOW!
I love Sweepy
>>558481032kissu
>>558480925You forgot your Teio image Teiobwo
I like beautiful umas.
/uma/ club bros... it's over isn't it...
>2 pace chaser 3* els todaygame really tries to warn me about something...
I can't lock in for mud cm. Give me MANT already.
I love fat-titted umas. If they are huge titted I love them even more.
>>558481052
>>558481227How come?
>>558480489Nips don't know what is going on the localization, they just hand the script and let the localization team do wathever. This is not the first time that EN localization changes everything of a japanese game. I believe Wuwa's localization is known for making the female characters sound meaner to the player in the english dub
>>558480350Americans hear "master" and immediately think of slavery
>every SSR event got stuck at 2ndhow did my cards achieve that wtf
I think I messed up my deck for Valentine's Bourbon. She jobbed 5 times including at the end to little CUNT, in fact I wasted 4 clock to luckshit my way through one of the Long races because she was a stamina-led with one 9-syar PWR parent... I have not raised her potential because I'm a poorfag. Got any advice besides kms?
THAT IS IT, POST THE FIRST UMA YOU'RE RUNNING IN MANT
>>558481263
this topic sucks
>>558481291Even they’re sweeping now
>>558481253Same
>>558481241That was me yesterday. What were your sparks yesterday? Perhaps we swapped seeds.
Danchou didn't lower the quota even though it's sprint and dirt month...
>>558481445>tazunawho trolled you into using that
>>558481456>dirt c
>>558481456Gold City. She feels awful in Aoharunity and her aptitudes seem well suited to Make a New Trackblazer.
>>558481445>That deckWHO TAUGHT THIS TRAINER!?
>>558481456If there's a "career scenario" bonus then I might go for Luna
>>558481291losing both Mr. Invisible and the local suzuGOD...nyo...
>>558481445VBourbon has Concentration as a potential
>>558481482Hell yeah!
>build dirt gold ship with full gamble skills>doesn't work, loses to a pace Taiki that I made for the last mile CM>build dirt gold ship with full midrace skills to try and get her to creep up to the front>doesn't work, loses to a pace Taiki that I made for the last mile CMman fuck this shitty game
>>558481510one 3* speed idk i just hit full veteran and glued some of them
sparked seiun, dober and xoguri now 100 pulls in chocobo and i didn't get a single fucking 3* umaif i don't MLB FM next banner i'm gonna quit this dogshit ass game
>>558481712see ya tomorrow reddit spacer
>>558481456She seems great with her multitude of aptitudes and balanced stat boosts. Also i think digitan is just really cute
>>558481689Midrace skills are a scam for Mile as late/end just hit that gold accel then win
>>558481480Proofs? Sweepers are damn lazy if they can't outdo my organic fangrind...>>558481630I guess. Hopefully new blood is somewhat active in CRs. It's kind of sad being one of the 7 taking part...
>>558481630>Mr. InvisibleWho?
>>558481456hag sex
I think I have to give up on Mile S on El. Front S might be better since her wincon is to proc her unique.
>>558481712>rolled Seiunbet you haven't made any good parent yet>rolled doberbet you haven't made any good parent yet>rolled xoguribet you have only used her in 1 CM>MLB FMgood that you will quit you weren't playing you were only following sloptuber instructions
>>558481673
>>558481456
>>558480664>HAAAAAAAAH????>*laugh track plays*
>>558479652By playing the global version
>>558481456My oshiwife, of course
>>5584818961200 wit is more important than mile S for her
>>558481929oh no what the fuck is this
they're as big as biko's head.....
>full versions of UMA IN AMERICA and Voltage are out on youtube>Couldn't listen to it without a VPN because they decided to release by timezoneThe only good thing is that apparently downloading it with the VPN on let's me listen to it now even with the VPN off but I shouldn't have needed to jump hoops for it man. So stupid.
>>558481906>forever young is already sloppable
>>558481875snek
>>558481906>clothes, hair, hat, pants>all very detailed>disfigured disgusting legs
>>558481863Proof is a jewish construct
>>558480489>nipsCygays inhouse localizers are SEA
>>558481475ok I will change itGive me your Top 5 Favorite Hors, here is mine:1. Agnes Digital2. Forever Young3. Kurofune4. Hokuto Vega5. Titleholder
>>558482024i mean that's just how music and media in general used to release even before the internet. stores would start selling at midnight and it's not midnight at the same time around the world.
>>558481225Beautiful>>558481456Creek so she can take my S-rank (and beyond) virginity.
>>558482152garbage taste
>>558481897w-whats wrong with mlbing fine motion i wanted to do that too...
Yes, Masterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5PUrdxpZds
>>558481545>>558481615>>558481649I borrowed Fine Motion and could not borrow Riko so I thought about using her. I maxed out my supports around late classic year as you can already guess... Should I just bite the bullet and raise her potential? Knowing which card to borrow from a friend would help me make better choices...
>>558480664The most iconic manga character in the world btw.
>>558481863I can't do it danchou... it's too much...
>>558482218don't worry about it babe
>>558482218Nothing, that banner just sucks
>>558482264god fuck off you disfigured brainlet toddler
>>558482179It's 2026, it's not going to kill to release based on midnight of the country of origin.
>>558482194post yours then
>>558482335sneed
>>558482218Fine Motion isn't all that great of a card as most sloptubers make her out to be. She is good, don't get me wrong but she is also quite inconsistent and going for a card in a scenario that has only one "meta" card to use/borrow (Fuku ssr), it's a bad investment as with GrandLive scenario FM will be overtaken by other Wit cards. Also someone post that POTENTIAL image, i lost it
>>5584821521.Gentildonna 2.Still in Love3.Mejiro Ardan4.Calstone Light O5.Transcend
>>558482245Yes, if you like Bobo, all her potentials are good.Show us your cards.
>>558482335holy sneeded and feeded
U U U UMA! UMA IN AMERICA!
>Music release date autism>Oh no I have to wait a few hoursHoly shit I don't caaaaaaare
>>558481906feed n sneed
>>558482058I see. Unfortunately that means that anything up to 200m monthly means that it can be done since I've done it myself and is plausible.>>558482272Don't worry imouto-san, it'll feel good soon...
>>558482347sweep toshonishino flowermayano top gunrice showerharu urara
>>5584821521. Digitan2. Gentildonna3. Laisu4. Haru5. Iinchou
my 100 CP from borrows everyday says otherwise
>>558482515Special is kind of sexNot like a lot of sexBut definitely sex
>FM is le badok what am I using the free anni selector on then
>>558482820biko
>>558481906is she related to mambowhy do they wear hats like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOe9Dkq8xo
>>558482820Creek or Biko if you plan on rolling CB+Creek banner
>>558482820
>>558482786She's an annoying bitch in her show due to the writing, but at least she's cute otherwise, and def worth a bit of sex.
>>558482454Not pictured:SSR CreekSR Mabelas!Both with zero uncaps.
>>558482898mambo is nepo baby of tracen directorebayan is nepo baby of cygames director
sexo dictus footfetish horse
>>558481456Pitasan. Then I'm going to run her in Aoharu to read her career.
>>5584821521. Topro2. Ayabe3. Opera O4. Doto5. Ulala
Uma in America is fire hit of the summer around the world hot 100 top 20 with Ryan Seacrest
>>5584821521. Chrono Genesis2. Forever Young3. Lys Gracieux 4. Equinox5. Oju Chosan
>>5584831186 7!
https://jiggie.fun/ZTgE8nhttps://jiggie.fun/ZTgE8nhttps://jiggie.fun/ZTgE8nhttps://jiggie.fun/ZTgE8n
[The most cringe thing you've ever seen written down]If you disagree you're gay, a secondary, and never even bothered to consume any of the anime content.
>>558482970wouldn't you want to hodl it if you planned on rolling the creek rerun
not watching the anime (Jap wash-brain media)
>>558481404well, certain "americans" do...
>>558482152This is mine by fancount at least.
>>558483349Seeking the Pearl is such a great singer bros... I keep looping the new America song with her as a solo
Anyone have that comic of Curren Bouquetd'or getting aroused when her trainer, a weak ningen, offers to go with her to store because it's late at night
btw I have 64 499 868 fans on Vodka now
>>558482786
>>558483670is she your oshi
>>558483732no I main oguri cap (this is a parent for oguri cap)
>>558483638>sire victoire pisagojo in uma soon
>my danchou who won Scorpio but seemingly lost Saggy Tits because he never swapped his title was gone for the entirety of Capricorn>has officially been gone for 14 days and another guy in our club becomes the danchou>first thing I saw him do was boot two members who were gone for even longer, somewhere close to 40 days>two new people joined within an hour laterI'm amused original danchou is still there, I'm pretty sure new danchou is being lenient and probably only booting people if you're out for a whole month. But I think things are going to be alright. Benefits of being a comfy B+ club
New scenario record and my 3rd ever S rank uma.The skills arent the best, and stam isnt quite as high as I want for a mile, but I think I'm just gonna take this and spend the rest of my time on Condor and S Maru.
>>558483583This one?
>>558483350WATCH HER SHOW YOU J
>>558483491
>>558482607>it'll feel good soon>when MANTblazer is coming updevilish...
>>558483917Yeah thanks anon
>>558483037You need to pull on cards more
>>558483892>who were gone for even longer, somewhere close to 40 daysI'm surprised you were able to stay at B+ with members like that.
>>558483996>[Insert "I got no money" Kitasan reaction picture here]Bobo drained my savings, please understand.
>>558483931sexo suzuka I want to watch her chest on my face and place with her butt and pussy and cum awooga sex sex
>>558483719Shaking a whole lotta nothing
>>558483956Beginning of the climax...
>>558483323mayhaps but sitting on 2 tickets for that long is quite uncomfortable
>>558483037I'm surprised at how few golds you have. Did you reroll at the KSB banner to get her to MLB in 200 pulls and haven't pulled on supports since?
>>558484064a shitton of people dropped the game B+ is basically free if like 10 people are contributing
>>558484283this is my face if you could see my face my face when sexo suzuka butt on my face
>>558484212holy shit shut up
>>558483037damn that's rough. My advice:>find a 9* power or 9* stam Suzuka in chronogenesis, use it as borrow parent>use your best power/stam parent>use Kitasan, Stinko, and Sweepy speed cards>use Fuku and Daiwa wit>borrow Rikoyou'll be in for a tough time until you can spark a support banner and strengthen your deck. Level up her potentials as much as you can as fast as you can, provided you like Bourbon a lot. It's going to be swimming upstream to make a decent one, you'll need all the help her skills can grant you.
>high roll stats>no greens>gw didnt procWhat the fuck
>>558483323If you have nothing that'll benefit from an uncap hold, otherwise it is better to spend it. Suffering because "the rate up is 7 months from now!!!" is not worth it.
>>558484343that picture is literally me in real life
>>558484313I started playing the game during Kitasan's rerun, yes. Aside from the free pulls we got a while ago, I have not rolled for a support card since.
>>558482152>Narita Brian>Agnes Digital>Kawakami Princess>Hishi Amazon>Biwa HayahideHonorable mention to Daiwa Scarlet and her crazy huge thighs for being the first uma that lured me in
What the FUCK is wrong with herb?
why is THAT guy so fucking cringe tonight
Does this still hold up today? Or are we changing or adding cards.
hmm
>>558484568because im getting hornier and hornier by the day and its almost time to BREED
>>558484570>m (1)got a version of that which isn't blurry beyond believe and made by a phone KEK?
>>558484570i made my own abridged version too much shit on this one
>>558484818one month till heat season
>>558484570you are brown
>>558484928im scared (with this post, idk what it means, not the sexing)
>>558484910>too much shit on this one>image gives you a FULL overview of global to JP>NOO TOO MUCH!!>cuts things down, resulting in 2-3 images, otherwise most the info is lost and he has to get up the original in a few yearsbrilliantsmartmega duper 300iqgod kill yourself
>>558484368>high stats>speed not capped>less than 1000 powerlaughing_umas.png
5 borrowsDirt : C
>>558484928really, what did you mean by that post
>>558484568It's 4AM in India. Forgive him for he hasn't slept.
>>558484570Definitely needs Ebayan addedKitasan tier human rights card
>>558485113is that the recent whale cope? lmao how pathetic and SAD
>>558484368>missing 2 speedkill your family and then yourself, subhuman trash
What I am learning from the /v/ thread is I would rather share a general with pokemon players than JP uma players.
>>558485153This. Mutating really is for luckchads
Uma for anal destruction? My anus
>>558481456Obviously the lucky one
What I am learning from the /v/ thread is I would rather share a general with 2who player than fake uma player that pretend to care about the general.
>>SS848S3SOok
I am very very tempted to skip a bunch of cards to have sex with Palmer... even though I am going to be running Palmer (trainee) a lot. This one doesn't get re-ran correct?
Umamusume x Touhou Project collabWe get Saki
>>558485468Correct. It's a one time only card. You can get it through the whatever the fuck the blue tickets are called though.
>>558485468you are brown
>>558484570looks good desu except skipmaru if you don't run front ever CB if you don't run Endssounds of earth (becomes obsolete too fast)every power card until tamamoTeio speed because fuck tokai teio
>>558485350What if I pay both? I've only 1CCd every windows 2hu on normal but that already makes me play more 2hu than 95% of 2hu fans
>>558485605what does that make you? black? yellow? orange? certainly not white.
>>558481456The easiest uma to train on a short notice. Maybe I'll try to make a Suzuka as well? You should be able to easily get enough stamina to win even position keeps
holy cute
>>558485468There's something about Palmer's face doesn't scream woman to me whenever I see her, her body obviously does. My dick is confused
>>558485350I'm an oldfag 2hu and I've never cleared any 2hu games except for the fightan ones
>>558485605sent from jakarta
>>558485754you are brown
>>558485729Mant Blazer is releasing after CM finals so you shouldn't have to rush to finish it.
>>558480925They gave away free pizza at lunch and ate 3 slices and my own packed lunch tooDominos is kinda ass though, I remember it being better when I tried it 7ish years ago
>>558485062>erm chud actually this is MEANT to be full of worthless cards lumped in with actually useful cards ok bwoI'll remember to check it anytime I want to be reminded how Air shakur is a "specialized" card worth a borrow at best with the likes of manhattan cafe
>>558485741https://youtu.be/X81AoBcVnaA?t=20
>>558485831>>558485605Are you okay?
>>558485754you are gay
>>558485620I 1cc'd MoF on lunatic with the Marisa bug
helios would get it
>>558485765is that your closest indian village, prajeesh?
Why'd they censor master but make Michelle My Baby a violent gorilla?
>>558485729>The easiest uma to train on a short noticeYou're going to need 10 Turf sparks.
>>558485936How dare youCongrats
>>558485990Instead of censoring the gorilla, they censored Christmas, but only in the English sub, no other language.
>>558485869Especially when there's Duramente stamina which is an end closer card
>>558484343>thick thighs around the arm>forearm and wirst pushing on large tits>calf on mouth>the smell of the feet and socks near to the face areai think Daiwa Scarlet didn't really thought about this too much.
Is this good enough or am I fucked without mile S? Also didn't get speed eater.
>>558485754The card art is taken at a bad angle and makes her head look weird. Other angles look greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rguTC8Xfo_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzae-2-kd0I
What is with the sudden drop of quality of the thread? /v/ma have their own shared thread too right now so it can't be them
>>558485936I'll raise you a PoFV lunatic 1CC with Aya
>>558470719Hoshino from Date A Live
>Open arch>Search for "Teio">Immediately find the /v/ threadI don't have to rely on witchecks anymore
this is a boy, but i will not have sex with it
>>558486115brave of you to assume she thinks at allthat head is EMPTY
>>558486029I already win satsuki sho every time with turf D tho
>>558485620I have never cc'ed a 2hu game and I gave up trying and the entire fanbase 10 years ago
>>558486174Burgers are getting out of work/classes
>>558486174 >/v/ma have their own shared threadWhat did I miss? Thought they were getting rapped on /v/, just like any other gacha thread, while the e-celeb AI twitter threads are up and dandy?
>>558486147No really, even her 3D model does that to me. The card art in fact did a great job at replicating her facial features and shapes from the model, her face just screams 'boy' to me
>>558486147Yeah her cards (like the guts one too) really do her dirty.Her 3D model is prettier, she's really cute and adorable.Also her voice is nice
uh ohschizo's mad
>>558486119you rely on 2 yellow skills to proc groundwork and you rely on both stamina skills triggering and not getting rushed to not die your uma is awful
>>558484480Yeah, that makes sense. Despite your lack of golds, having MLB KSB puts you ahead of a lot of others. Considering your late start, you got a decent card library. If you stay active, and pull smart you might be able to have a decent card library (by FTP standards) by the time MANT is over.I'd recommend pulling 200 times on the upcoming FM banner if you can. That wont be enough to get FM to MLB, but you can finish her off when you pull for the Maruzen/FM rerun banner in August. More importantly though, it will get you some more golds, which are a BIG help in the short term. Unfortunately, unlike every other scenario, MANT requires specific golds, so you might not get the golds you need (Tachyon, Windy, Sunday, Ayabe) but they'll be fine for future scenarios though. Hopefully you'll get Ayabe in the free pulls on her banner.Also, dont forget to buy your monthly gold tickets, and keep saving up friend points for Haru.
Urara legend changer solo when?
>>558486226>He says, while posting a toddlerCAN YOU NOT!?
>>558482152
>>558486335>e-celeb AI twitter threadsYou have activated the sleeper agenthttps://poal.me/7gkmkchttps://poal.me/7gkmkchttps://poal.me/7gkmkc
>>558485741I would cum in that hand puppet
>>558486212Just sort the catalog by posts per minute bwo, it's always the most active thread on /v/
>>558486536zased and hagpilled
>>558486375She has 470 stamina, corner recovery and BOFA, hp is not a concern. She also has Lone Wolf, which can trigger gw if nobody has it.
new cryer
>>558486212or search their schizo's usual message of "you have your own thread on /vg/" or alike. Always work for me
>>558486678they're called supiki, lil bro
>>558486581I would cum in you
>>5584865360 eggs?0 condomsPerfect wife
>>558486536Pearl isn't THAT hag. At least put Rudolf instead of her.
So, corner recovery or tripple 7?
>>558486719hmmm, nyo i think its a cryer, it crys so its a cryer
>14 Dirt Star>no upgrades triggered during Inspirations despite the O Affinity and rolled the Golden Inspiration
>>5584821521.opeo2.taiki shuttle3.ramonu4.doto5.gentil
>>558486792They are all in high school
>>558486792Ramonu is still fertile
>>558486856GOLD INSPIRATIONS ARE RAGEBAITALL OF MY PINK UPGRADES ARE FROM WHITE AND NEVER GOLD
>>558486826A redo and 1200 speed.
>>558486947Yeah nah, i'm willing to trade 30 speed for that much power.
>>558486792don't say that...
when you're training for an ace and she gives you this look
>>558486826show cards and parents please
>>558482152Mayano Top GunSweep ToshoNishino FlowerTokai TeioRice Shower
Anons could you help me pick skills? I really dont have much time for this CM and on top of that I'm retarded so this even if far from optimal is the best im gonna get, everyone here is better than me so might aswell ask for help, help me bros...
Which is more important Dirt S or Mile S?
>>558486119Mile S isn't that important for fronts on this CM, you either have a big enough lead over other styles into the late race or you don't. The front that hogs the accels is winning over other fronts and a 0.7L advantage isn't going to save you from a backliner that gets lucky with positioning and accels anyway.Wit is more important than power for fronts, El can capitalize on this even more thanks to her growths and secret event.You should not be buying recoveries this CM unless you're SMaru, XOguri, or a Keen Eye user. By missing 600 stam you're also missing the track speed bonus breakpoint.She has no midrace.5 and a half groundwork triggers is overkill.
>>558487105Good list, but change Teio for Tamamo Cross.
>>558485350I'm a 2hufag that used to be on /v/ but not anymore because I'm not ADHD ridden enough to search for uma in the sea of threads popping in and out of existence like quantum particles. I just want to stay at a comfy static thread that I can reliably search and find
>>558485468Unless you are a whale or REALLY want to specialize in fronts at the expense of all other styles, then Stam Palmer is an easy skip.In general you want to aim for general purpose cards and borrow the specialized ones.
>>558487064>SS Tier btw
>>558487049It's a complimentI only like girls that can't ovulate
>>558485834Doesn't it release on the 9th with NTR's banner? The finals are on the last days of CMs, meaning the 14th or 15th>>558486029I forgot about it, but I kinda like how Falcon uses her ult at the start, so I might still do it with C turf
Why is the file limit at 4mb again? We are in 2026 ffs this site is fucking dogshit, I want to post the new songs but the limit just makes the encoding so limited. Whatever
>>558487176I feel like midrace is less important than winning the early race and being 1st into position keep
>>558487109sorry anon no one actually plays the game here, and if they do they suck, its over for you
>>5584821521. Ruby2. Biwa3. Taiki4. Kawakami5. Dictus
>>558486826whatever is cheaper
>>558487109Ask in /v/ma while its still alive.
>>558487109I would help you but I don't use front runners and only time I used one was during Blockshin
>>558482152Mayano Top GunSweep ToshoNishino FlowerDaiichi RubyHishi Miracleno particular order
>>558487343Blame AI brosStorage is expensive
>>558487109you finna want more wit
>no head-on from mayano>fine motion doesn't give speed star>kitasan doesn't finish her chainAAAA
>>558487176>You should not be buying recoveries this CM unless you're SMaru, XOguri, or a Keen Eye user. By missing 600 stam you're also missing the track speed bonus breakpoint.I didn't buy them, they were free. I did buy BOFA but with 2 discounts it was just 120 sp.>She has no midrace.She has two straight skills and one corner skill.>5 and a half groundwork triggers is overkill.Movement skills are not groundwork triggers, they're movement skills. They're used for an additional speed boost in the early race, since sideways movement also gives you speed.
>>558487109angling > taking the lead > left handed > focus, groundwork > mile o's >front runner o's > ramp up > curvature > fast paced > mile/front double o's > it's on > productive plan > speed eater > front runner savvy > ignited spirit spdsomething like that
>>558487460>Blame the thing that hasn't been a thing when the limits were set in stone>>558487343For the same reason this website will never get global sound support, retards will abuse it for dumb shit.>NYONONO this thing is old and no one wouldBitch people STILL fucking use VP8 like the techlet mongos they are, bet your ass they would upload 20mb pngs if you'd let them, even tho a 2mb jpg at 90% would looks the same and do the job fine.>but the limit just makes the encoding so limitedSkill issue. The real issue here is the 2min time limit, THAT part is proper stupid, but was probably set in palce for muh copyright or some silly shit.
>>558487351position keep is barely relevant to front runners.
>>558487109Unironically ask /v/ma they're kinder and more prone at helping anons. I've been asking for advices there ever since knowing /v/ma's existence
>>558487065Sure, a moment.>>558487409Yeah checked it out,doesnt matter.NOW THE BIG QUESTION
>>558487109I can't be assed doing math so I put them in priority orderLeft HandedfocusTTLgroundworkmile cornermile straightfront straightprofessoranglingtop picksneed eaterstright adeptignite speedI don't think unrestrained works here. That's what I'd do
>>558487773a frontrunner can't overtake another during the corner
>>558487838Funny how that works, innit?
>>558487316We'll know for sure in 4 days when they post the March schedule
>>558487773rooms are miserable once you hit the corner, if your front puts herself behind another it's literally over. The front I'm running doesn't have Mile Maven despite having the rest of early race exodia and it becomes evident in every room I try.
>>558487846bwo your plancha...
>>558487898>>558488045i don't think you actually know what position keep does.
>>558488124you shouldn't buy plancha if you're running big nige suzu
>>558487731Speed eater is better than mile corner and ramp up. It's a 3s 0.15+ a debuff
>>558487854>focus for Ground procReally?
>>558487460>>558487734Here, I don't care anymore. This site can remain shit for all I care.https://files.catbox.moe/t50xux.mp4
>>558487838The gaslightposting, and new anons that thought it's the norm have done so much damage to our threads. We invited the bad posters with it
>yeah bro v bourbon is good because she comes with innate gw>btw you need multiple frontsI'm done with this ass style and back to the ol reliable ogurigl to whoever can stomach this I'll just wait for the mihono wit card that can't even be used on her
>>558487838If everyone here crossposts in /v/ma then why do you all save your shitposts for here? Be better than this.
>>558488124Plancha cannot fit in the screen anon.>>558488214Good point.So, mile maven or speed eater then?
>>558488279/vg/ is the designated shitting place for /v/, always has been.
This is why they made Tamamo small
>>558487109Anglign, Left Handed, Prof Curv, Focus, Ramp Up, Mile Straight, Mile Corner x2, Taking the Lead, Fast Paced, Productive Plan, Groundwork, Front Savvy, Top PickIf any points left, Front Straight, Leaders Pride, Speed Eater, Final Push
>>558488384He also had a small penis (in horse size)
>>558486505Aston Machan is FATFAAAAAT!!
>>558488214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUmxEZaHFYU What can I say? If she procs she wins. I guess you could get front savvy to play it safe... but where's the fun in that?
>>5584882201. Why is the musics audio so horribly bassy, is the song just like that, or is that some fuck up on your end?2. >60fps when the gameplay is clearly 30, resulting in double frames and pointless bloat3. >90mb when you have 200 to use and the video is blurry/low quality and has mild artifacts4. This is kinda nitpicky but >264(AVC) and AAC in 2026You started the conversation whining about the 4mb limit, now you have to listen to my encoder autism.
>>558488384And that's why they made her broke too
>>558488264nigga I won because the only front runner I need is Suzuka
>>558488384>Ate less than a woman>Has a tiny dick, for a horse>Game makes him tiny in statue and poorOkay then.>>558488742Whore.
I'm from reddit and there's nothing you can do about it.
I fail the wit checks on /v/ so I have to post here.
>>558488742Ideal uma for mutating
>>558488427>>558487854>>558487731thank you, I have a question, I read that dodging danger + prudent positioning is good, but I dont know why, I'mjust parroting, what's good about that combo?
>>558487109Well at least get A&S, Left, GW, Front Savvy, TTL, and either Focus or Dodging Danger for starters.After that you want Fast Paced, Professor, Mile Corners/Straights.IDK how much SP you'll have left after that and I'm not gonna bother to calculate it. So IDK what to recommend after that. Depending on how the SP maths out, you might not want to get Its On!. However for 255 SP you probably want to get it if you can.Dont get NSM. You can get Unrestrained if you like to gamble, but personally I dont recommend it.
I love Rice
7038782870387828CM room
>>558488742
Huh, a scenario record, even with poor speed turns on end. Shame PWR didnt spark.
>>558488742>death flag uma burns its own lifeforce (stamina) to go fasterkino
>>558482152Rate my picks1. Silence Suzuka 2. Maruzensky3. Fujimasa March(March Tosho)4. Air Groove5. Agnes Digital(Digitan)
kingu love
i want fuck umamusume
>>558488742>Come What MayOk
>>558488264Did you not read the fine print? Kek.
>>558488837DD moves your uma waaaaay to the outside, causing something bad to happen. Maybe more stamina usage? Not really sure on that detail but apparently it is bad. If you buy both of them they counteract each other and the bad thing doesn't happen. I bought DD on a front once and didn't notice anything too horrible happen.
>>558489046
>>558488279I'm half serious and half shitposting.Half serious because they're really more active at giving advices, and half shitposting because if I don't do a post like this literally everyone would ignore the post asking for help.
>>558488208If you factor in SP cost. Single circle Mile corner is better.Speed debuffs arent that strong if they dont activate during the acceleration phase.
>>558488220You could just post the YouTube link and not worry about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKmrqBflS78
>check stats with tazuna>perfect to win a race>12th>as a front runnerFuck this bitch and FUCK dirt cm
>imas on free leechwe're so fucking BACK idol bros!>>558489258>expecting NTR poster to be smart
>>558489091>causing something bad to happenSwing wide bad. Run straight good.
>>558489171There was a valid answer though >>558487731
>>558488673I recorded this on my job computer, will do a 4K one when I am home.The song sounds bassy because of the voltage theme>60fpsI use hachimi and I won't stop using it>encoder autismI don't mind it at all, it's fineI just hate this site for being too limiting to what I can do, I'm no expert when it comes to making videos so I like having some freedom
i want to have relations of a sexual nature with nice nature
>>558488954Also to add on myself, if you got a runaway and a strong front uma, front pasas just cannot compete.Issue with front pasa is they got horrible midrace and you eat their spot. Id even say no groundwork pasa with bunch of midrace has a better chance of surviving to second place.
>>558488935Me getting headpat
>>558470998>>558478041>>558478412a billion waodred waours in paint! first meme be wao!
>>558489503TORENA IS A WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!based image
Does MANT at least have better bgm and concert song? Because Unity's was shit on both
Would anyone like to join Autis/uma/ next month?
>>558489503kek
>>558489587Nyo I'm on the Mambo waitlist
>>558488720why must forever young look so fucking lame
>>558489503all me
>>558488837Apparently you get a small acceleration boost whenever you change lanes, and those skills will cause you to change lanes. So if you get them together it can boost your start of race acceleration even more.
>>558489587Yes, here is my ID please keep me in the waitlist.611460456806
>>558488742unity cup has been worse than it should be just because 90% of the good cards in the game end up being umas with medium as their only distance.
>>558489503Reminds me of that school days image
>>558488742Soon.. I can blow my load of carats.
>>558488742>consume endurancethis would have been perfect for bono
>>558489814did you not follow the whole conversation
>>558489503Kris S...
>>558488827thats not mutating bwo...
I can't seem to hit 1200 speed, 1k power on Monk Condor when building an Ace.I'm F2P, do I just need better support cards?
>>558489925nyope
>>558490010Use the Jordan welfare instead of Sweep. It has 1 speed bonus.
>>55849001018* power spark
>>558489503now that's a man who loves his family
>>558489368>The song sounds bassy because of the voltage themeFair enough, the YT link posted above confirmed as much. Sounds odd to my ears at first, but that's a me problem.>I use hachimi and I won't stop using itAND YET the recording is very clearly 30FPS in nature, every second frame being a duplicate, bloating the file and encoding time as a direct response.[sound] related is an actual 60FPS clip that I made a while ago for the hell of it.Ironically, the YT version posted above is 30FPS as well, but thrown onto YT at 60, probably in an attempt for favorable encoding settings on YTs end, which is valid and common. To top it of, the VP9/Opus encode is barely any bigger than your AVC one with 99.41MB, probably looks better as well but I didn't compare.> just hate this site for being too limiting to what I can doI getcha, It caused my problems more than once before as well, all the more so as I put effort into my stuff and care for this gay nerd trash.Having said that... something something bandwidth is expensive something something space is expensive wah wha hiroshimoot never gives us any cash for upgrades wah wahSmall indie website, please understando.
your fan runs?
>>558490010Sacrifice a wit for another speed
Fix the OP in the next thread
>>558490303I am doing that right now so I can get Biwa's 10m fan title
I can't wait for MANT. The best part is getting 1k+ wit without heavy wit cards
>>558490482wow, have her biwas always been that big?
>>558490454Gotcha, I'll break it even more =)>>558490303Long done.
>>558490010Yeah. Kita sweep requires quite the highroll. I'd ditch dober for another speed and go till you get the FM highroll.
>>558490010Ditch Welfare Dober for a wit card that is actually good. Ideally Fuku.Or if you want more spd and power then just replace Dober with a spd or power card instead.
>>558490538
>>558489750Going from an S+ club to an A+ club would be a few steps down
>>558490538Are you saying she has a big head??
>>558490709big everything
>>558489994she can bear my babies too
>>558490010Unlucky speed procs. Borrow a Fukukitaru and replace Sweep with another SR wit card or a power card. Also, power sparks are really important
>>558489216hmmm
>>558490538Yea
>tranny tuber[-]
>theres already an ebayan mmdhttps://www.iwara.tv/video/zqpPYe6Sx07cqd/umamusume
>>558490646You mean an S club? Looks like they're really struggling, and he'd have to play the same way with the same effort every single month
>>558490965based
>>558490965Almost all the iwaras I've seen were awful
>>558490965This nigger website is finally back?
>>558490010Thanks for the advice everybody
We rolling for Ardan tomorrow or is she gonna be one of those uma that gets like 1 thread and then never talked about again?
>>558491328>>558491328>>558491328
>>558490303Too busy edging to Chrono Genesis.
>>558491329she'll be forgotten within the week
>>558491329I will be rolling and will occasionally talk about her
>>558489503when is Trainer x Trainer
>>558489659unfortunately the only one flatlining is our faggot danchud and we can't get rid of him
>>558494868I'm not actually on the waitlist I was lying
