Previous: >>558469839>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Biwa
>>558491328ARDAN LOVE
>>558491417>nobody will make a million reaction of this cutie so that she lives forever in /vg/ and /v/sad....
Who's meta for Make A New Trainee?
Cafe love
lord help me stay the true path and roll on ayabe, i must have strength to skip the succubus tomorrow
>>558491534Grass Wonder
>>558491796kino
>original obese poster was a Doto faggot that spoke in cutesy retard speak>doto reputation ruined after he posts a shirtless fat picture of himself>few weeks later an even fatter Teio "fan" conveniently shows up >Teio posters become the fat posters>more "Teio posters" suddenly start posting weird shit like the cum eatingIt was all a Doto nigger false flag. I hope all you Doto niggers die painfully for doing this to Teio.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>558491534Super Creek.
You are so ears
>>558491939Rape dotoposters
>>558492168>>558492068I saw that, DUMB falcon.
>>558492168This is how Falcon actually sounds like or at least when I was listening during the live
>>558491534the cow
ace on my face
Digitan LOVE
So JP got their own general back? I'd like to see our bros again.First LG uma dropped today.
Mambo!
>>558491448
>>558492375That's the hope, but I kinda doubt it for several reasons. Having their own General for deep gameplay discussions (LOL) does have it's advantage in the end.
>>558491565fluffy
Any SF bay area niggers here going to picrel?
Stealed this from /v/
my wife saw me playing smart falconshe said that she was a pretty character :)she did not say the same when i played curren chan earlier
umamusume armpit sweat
>>558492691shut the fuck up you're a virgin
>>558492649HOW DARE YOU!!!! First you spooler JP content in GLOBAL and NOW THIS!?
>>558492649Where's our OC bros...
>>558492725thats a nice projection :)
>>558491939Dotoposters would sell their families into slavery if they could. They are worst of the worst.
>>558492790Ai-GODs we can't stop winning
Good Evening
>>558492939there is nothing wrong with that
>>558491939Wow that is so interesting... SADLY I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING!
>>558492698
>>558493089
>>558493183
>>558492168Confusion why did you steal Cafe's clothes?
>>558492776Idk, it looks like all the a(u)rtists went to /v/ma and all that's left here are coomers and tubershills
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>558493159boku...
>>558493345dont say that...
>>558492594>SFis this a... you knoware you guys going toyou know
>>558492649
>>558493345I know
>thinken about just letting sweepy run the entire day parent farming>actually no good grand parents for dirt/mileits so over for me bros..
>>558493089>>558493183>>558493275Is there a Cafe and Oguri version for these?
>>558492649>StealedImagine how spicy this anon's accent is. God, you can even imagine the smell. Is this how ESL the average /v/ma poster is?
>>558492594I'll go if you go
>>558493350...no Pico
I accidentally dropped my thermos on my nuts and it hurts guys.
>>558493629
spic top 3 umas:1. Tachyon2. Oguri 3. Urarasea top 3 umas:1. Oguri 2. Tachyon3. Uraranyaruhodo.....
>>558493734Sorry I meant stolened
>>558493391dont say that posters always make me laugh
so this card is good now
>>558493629this random ass facebook person has like 40 on their photos page
I give up. I'll build a parent with less pinks but more blues. I can't highroll enough to make a shitty 1* Guts 3* Mile Bakushin work.
>>558494056
>>558493629>>558494169oops forgot to actually include the link
Bwos I need urgent help. Can you guys please send me your ROUNDEST falcons?
>>558494212take the blue pill
>>558494169>even seanigs from jewbook have more OCs than /uma/CAM ON /UMA/
>>558494257>>558493629I somehow forgot to add the link again because I was distracted taking that long screenshot[facebook]/kitahayahide/photos
>>558494226
>>558494226artist?
>>558494298/uma/ is a stempilled thread, WE made sweepy and the stickers website.
>>558494298/uma/ is washed
>>558494258
Narita Top Tits...
>>558494298Most of the stuff I draw is self indulgent original character donotsteal but I will say I've been thinking about drawing my female trainer oc and Hishi Amazon posed up next to each other while Brian wears a "A black woman is speaking, listen and learn" shirt
im excited, in just a few days i get to go to the movies with my real life umadacchis and watch boane on the big screen
>>558494298/uma/ is too busy playing the game to make OC
>>558494725more like/uma/ is too busy botting the game to play the game AND make oc
>>558494471https://x.com/Leek653124710
>>558494921ty
umai make a picture of narita top road but as a washing machine called narita top load
picrel this is literally me give me an uma wife.
>>558492594>dna loungeyeah i don't wanna get mugged I'm good
I wanna cum on Ardans tits
>>558493968>>558494169Thank you bros
>>558494364BlessI've been looking for more of these for my collection
>>558495030When did you return you disgusting Teiofag.
>>558494481also the guy making hakuraku
>>558494953np
American horses are the best
>>558494364Thank you bro
>>558495082post you're collection. i'm saving all the ones off the facebook page and i'll post it to catbox
>>558491328
>Me and my clubmate are going to the movies together to see BOANE>First time meeting in person>Nervous and unsure what to wearBwos, how do I make sure I look good for (You)?
>>558494996No Reason
>>558495242that guy is from vf discord
Soon
>>558495378I don't care how you look, take a shower and use deodorant, if you are going to sit next to me, you better smell acceptable
For the love of all that is fucking holy, Espo, stop sitting on Guts. I don't need you on Guts, go on Speed or Stamina or anywhere else that matters I'm not wasting a fucking rank up boost for you to be sitting on Guts. I've come to terms with the fact that Yanko will forever sit in INT with her card but you can do better.
>>558494298we have like a billion cryers and rabis gwo
>>558494298>>558492776Why don't YOU make some OC if you care so much
>>558495465another Mejiro to the bag
>>558495378Would you guys have sex with your clubmate
>>558494298
>>558495465CEO of paizuri
>>558495378shower and wear uma merchyou DID get a shirt of your oshi, right?
/uma/ is for slop porn, /v/ma is for OCSimple as
>>558495585if they were cute enough
today I will get a good dirt parent
>>558495668>Based>BasedI fail to see the issue.
>>558492776>Where's our OC bros..Once again, TeioGODS prove that they are the lifeblood of this general.
i wish plushies weren't more limited than banners
>>558494298lurk moar
>>558495327All the ones I had saved already are there I believe.
These threads have gone to shit. Give me a (You) or I leave for /v/ threads.
>>558495437he's probably only in there to purely talk about race mechanics to make hakuraku bettereven if there were other developer autists, this might be the worst place to talk about it
>220k pointsam I gonna make it
Anyone running GoldCity for Dirty CM?
>>558494298>post made by a JPnigger to justify the diveball fiasco
>>558492594I'm going. I've wanted to check out the SF costco for a while now
cygays please give us playable rudy lemono..........
>>558495868Nyo.....you can't have a (You).
>>558495860that might be the guy who made them all then since they dump a bunch with this image at the start
>>558495214I live, I die, and I LIVE AGAIN>>558495378Wear picrel>>558495483Not guts training when guts give the most stats?
>>558495869>to make hakurakumore like telling them how stupid they are. sloptuber worshippers don't have anything to contribute about race mechanics
>>558495378When is it appropriate to kiss your clubmate if I'm a cute twink that wants to be manhandled.
>>558496182Wtf, are dobers tits really that big?
>>558496125iinchou is so cute
HeyIs trending in the charts good this CM, or is it a trap?
That's all kinda gay on shiraokisama
>>558496235Dober's Dober's are decently sized.
>>558496061you're trying way too hard
>>558496304Is good
>>558495907why costco
Espo please I'm fucking begging you. There were TWO RAINBOWS you could've sat your bony ass on why are you like this
TB, formerly known as MANT, is coming next month. Are we ready to say goodbye to Unity Cup (formerly known as Aoharu)?
>>558492594>umacloverclover??? so like... 4chan?????
>>558496412good riddance (I only played unity for two months)
>>558496412>based wit training to autistic rng guts shit that everyone gaslit into thinking is a whale modeNo im not looking forward to itThe only bad thing about aoharu was training for longslop
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>night owl>infirmary>20 energy recovered>infirmary >20 energy recovered
>>558496412I'm already ready to say good bye to MANT and Grand Live bro... (quitting the game after GL)
>>558496235>dobers titsthey're mejiro standard issue
>>558496247
>>558496182>I'm a cute twink that wants to be manhandled.Does anyone have any experience fucking twinks? I've always been curious of how it compares to women.
>>558492594By advertising this event here, you’ve doubled the brown attendance
Does anyone know who these are supposed to be?
>>558495868danchou... please... don't leave us...
>>558496616>only play a game for two months>come to its general For what purpose its not like /uma/ has a community
>>558496385Square footage wise it is probably the most expensive costco in the country. And it is across the street from the venue, so it isn't that out of the way to go to.
>>558496758Stego cute.
>>558496623Glad to know it's not just me
>>558495907See ya there :)I'm thinking about parking at that Costco since apparently BART stops running at around midnight. Had to abruptly dip during the 2hu event several months back to catch the last train as I was informed of that the last minute :/>>558496476Yes. This event is for us, by us.
We need a jiggie or mahjong for morale
>>558496741this one too
is front pasa cope?my diva mas latina cant be this ass
>>558496751I stick around when I am active
>>558495868>implying there are /v/ threadsJannies have gotten INTENSE over there deleting pretty hidden threads
>>558496880thats point flag, gold ships mom
>>558495869true i've spent a little time on vf discord and they clearly know more about the game than this general, i would be there too if i was developing hakuraku
>>558496892The basis for Front Pasa is flawed. Plancha being good doesn’t automatically mean she will be.
>>558496623I already glued the run at the first sleep deprived
>>558496826Oh really? Its an /uma/ event? Then ill go
Would Ramonu even let me fuck her?
>>558496892Front pasa is cope yesIt doesn't matter how optimal her unique is if she cant use it, she loses mid race to all other fronts, same reason why sky ace is bad in other CMs
>>558496412Yes I'm beyond done with the insanity of Unity race rng>giga team loses finals>some barely functional team of Cs with a loss win 5-0
>>558497085>Race to the climax Yes
>>558497067We're all gonna be there, don't miss out :D
>>558497168>Yes I'm beyond done with the insanity of Unity race rngi hope youre ready for shop rng, wherein your run is fucked if the shop updated with no good items for you, and you have to make sure to check it every turn, and every time you check is a loading screen
>>558497085yes but she is going to ride a BBC after you are done cumming under a minute
>>558497018oh yeah searching for that brings up the others who are supposed to be who stay gold mated with
>>558496971BLACK NPC UMA LOVE. I'm actually surprised they game them some dreads wtf
>>558496758>"I'm going out for some milk, Ponyboy"
>>558496971White trainers of course
>>558496971They're actually cute.
>>558497085
>>558496971Im gonna be honest, they look pretty good.
>>558497110midrace hardly matters in dirt cm you cant overtake on the corner
>>558496679Anal sex? OverratedThe inside of an ass has too much space. Like so much space that you wouldn't even feel anything when inserting your dick. It's like pushing your dick into a thin rubber hole into a cold hallway. Doesn't even feel warm nor is it tight. In the end, blowjobs feel better.
>>558496679a twink is still a guy, they're not necessarily feminine, so it really depends on the individualHonestly the biggest difference is that penis smells a lot different than a vagina, I like penis but cant stand strong boysmell. HRT femboys is a lot better, they like being touched everywhere like girls are, its fun teasing them. Pussy feels a lot better than butts thoughumamusume
>>558496971cute
>>558496971They’re actually really cute
>>558497110Why does seiun have bad mid race when she has escape arists and tail held high
>JP hasn't been this active in yearsgood to be back
>>558497451does anyone knw how to unread posts
>>558497167
>>558497405She still won't be first/second, as small of a difference as it is.
>>558496971I kinda want a brown uma I can pull, they're really pretty and there arent enough of them
>>558492168
>>558497451its arguably like fucking a black hole, its tight, but theres no texture like a pussy has. you get off to fucking someones ass over the degradation of it, and the fact that they're letting you do something like this, and not so much like the physical pleasure that you get in conjunction with the emotional pleasure that are both present in vaginal sex
>>558495465They better keep Ardan's story as (You) charged as it is in JP or there's gonna be problems.
>>558497270>i hope youre ready for shop rng>wherein your run is fucked if the shop updated with no good items for you>and you have to make sure to check it every turnwhy do retards who never played JP love larping as JP vet
>>558497725You're giving our localizers too much credit
>>558497167>>558497631
>>558496971see, remember anons. if the girls are cute, then it doesnt fucking matter if theyre black or whiteit only gets bad when they have extremely exaggerated "black features"
>>558497589Your competition for Front midrace is VBobo, Falco and SMaru.
>>558496971where da bundah at?
>>558497634you just need early game skills its all rng
>>558492649Meaningless. Teiobros will just come back more powerful and, most importantly, being more annoying.
>>558497836
Mejiro would be the undisputed sexo family of umas if it wasn't for ryan
Man wtf is that wit i had 3 wit cards Feels like a waste of mile S groundwork
>>558498129glu
>>558498047dont say that...
>>558498025
>>558498047How is she so ugly like holy shit
>>558497451>blowjobs feel better.Mind explaining how? Is it that feminine men know how to give better blowjobs? I've never understood the blowjob hype, the few times times I've had girlfriends sometimes it hurt when they did it too hard or it wouldn't feel like much if they were too slow or i would take way too long to cum. Uma musume pretty derby
>>558498024FUCK MONARCHSDIEDIEDIEDIE
umamusumes are strong but become helpless once umanko touched, so take her by surprise and all will be fine
>marked
>>558498129Fine Motion? Take a look at her specialty prio, and despite that, she's still overwhelmingly the strongest wit card
>>558498047Symbolis exist though
https://files.catbox.moe/m9ijsg.rar
>>558498223
is it better to borrow sweep tosho for 50/50 spurt or just borrow biko and use my own air shakur
>>558497670I don't get how you can get off on degradation, if there is no physical pleasure there's nothing for me.Teiobro btw
>>558498425sweep
>>558496971Gotta admit I dig how they look.
>>558498425hehe
>>558498375what are those dolphins doing to my uma
>>558498375>.rar in 2026Not falling for your virus TRICKS!But thanks for doing the work I can't be bothered to because >kikebook
>>558498445its only good if its consensual. if the woman you're fucking wants to be degraded, then its a fun kink to explore every now and againumamusume: pretty derby
>>558498289Should have posted the old one, just because "No matter what the situation" cracks me up every time.
>>558498530>>558498553when did .rar fall out of favor anyway? is it just because people actually know about .zip files?
bros i think i like anime horse girls
>>558492649I don't get why curren is their favorite, curren is the complete opposite of /v/. I guess it's the e-celeb worship?
march sex
>>558498629i'm fortunately not that old
My punny wife is in high demand.>>558498710Huh? People stopped seriously using .rar forever ago, only normalfags and people stuck in the past do. If you want high compatibility and easy use, you use native zip, otherwise you use 7zip for that sweet compression.
>>558492649Why do people hate Teio so much? Her anime season wasn't as bad as spechud
>>558498869You don't hate teioposters?
>>558498770you only like her to be contrarian
>>558498629Douzo
>>558498925i like all the non-playable cingrey umas, i just prefer boysex
>>558498425Nothing ever good comes from a run with your own shakur or borrowed shakur. It's like you're running with only 4 + borrowed card
I swear to god, Ryan's career is shit on purposeShe loses races when she shouldn'tShit, even the team loses quint double circles during unity cups
>>558498831>people stuck in the past doI guess that's me then. I don't normally make archive files anyway, but when I do, I just default to .rar since that's what shows up in the context menu. Add to archive defaults to rar as well.I actually paid for WinRAR and mIRC
>>558499041B.A.S.E.D.
Her career is so barren...
>>558499157ope doesn't have allat
i need a puppetjob
>>558498279Sounds like the girls you dated are just bad at sucking dick bro (which is fine, that just means you don't date giga whores that sucked dick enough to be good at it). Also, yeah twinks suck dick better since they know how to make it feel good. Unlike girls that just suck on it repeatedly, twinks actually bother doing more like kissing the side or licking under the shaft, etc.
>604 staminathat was too fucking closei even gambled on a power rainbow for my last turn instead of taking the safer stamina training
>>558499119>I actually paid for WinRAR and mIRCExactly my point really. Pirating WinRAR has forever been a funny meme and reality, then people noticed 7zip and it became the go to as it's proper F R E E and quick and easy to get.
>>558496971did black twitter find this yet?
>>558499196
>>558498129Use Scarlet, Fuku, and FM (LB1 min) if you want to hit 1200 effortlessly.
>>558499214cute
>>558499269Do you need 600 stamina for the CM?I see plenty of folx in the rooms with 550 or 540
Will Uma survive Trackblazer?
>>558499310black twitter are all hyper ironic ultra normalfaggots, they don't care for JP only shit
>>558499432hidden speed bonus for >600 stamina
>>558499440mambros...we fuarking lost....
>>558497725if they screw it up, I'm seriously going to consider switching to the jp version
I am slowly learning how to play this mode. First time UA+ which is nice.
>>558499310The average popular black content creator is a huge normalfag and the ones that are weebs only care about mihoyoslop.
>>558499534This thread is fine retard, what you'd rather talk about VF?
>>558499610In a nutshell this. And you can bet their taste in /a/ is even fucking worse.
>>558499440cygays kept pinballia global up for months after jp eos'd on like 10k a month uma'll be fine
>>558499634>thread is fineThen why are there faggots discussing anal sex and blowjobs
Post something CUTE
Would it be stupid if I invite my danchou to my wedding?
>>558499851
Is Medium C on Taiki good enough for these?
>>558499761Who cares it funny
>>558499761What do you expect its Amerifaggot hours
>2 golden inspirations in a row without a single pink spark procT-thanks
mob umas can get poofy dresses in the new scenario (or maybe this was already released earlier in jp)
>>558499908
>>558499892how else are you going to marry him?
>MANT is coming soon so I don't want to make parentsuuuh I think I'll pass this CM
>>558500036You won't be able to make parents and umas in the 12 hours you will have to make a finals uma.
>>558499851you first
work again tomorrowi'm more of a slave than sweepy
>>558500019>The Game now has the mob quality of S1
>>558500109that's why I'm saying I'll pass this CM you retard
>>558499923yes if your stats are on paceusually it's mile championship that fucks me up anyway
>>558500149work work workmore work?
My wife left me for a better trainer.
>>558494212>>558494289>Power 6* Dirt 6* Mile 2*This game is fucking with me, but I'll take it
I regret not playing JP with MTL because this shit of knowing what is coming is unfun and breeds nothing but try hard autists following a meta instead of whatever JP was doing in the Wid West, actually learning scenarios instead of following some shitty guide by seanigs. And now I can't play JP because I'd be so incredibly behind and slow to catch up
>>558496853Oh okhttps://jiggie.fun/D1YMhMhttps://jiggie.fun/D1YMhMhttps://jiggie.fun/D1YMhM
>>558500295ex-Suzuka torena...
>>558500318where's the gw gwo
>>558500318nice desu neigh
>>558500201>>558500149 >>558500249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6OaVnbqaYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r06heQ5HsI
>>558499851I hope you'll find this cute.
>>558499851You first fag.
>>558500337>nothing but try hard autists following a metaare we playing the same server, global is the wild west, we know what's the best and the rules are bent
>>558500381dozo>>558500384It's my first Dirt spark too
>>558500020the most brutal mogging in uma history....
almond sex
>>558500019pretty sure l'Arc already had dresses
>>558500078if dia already fills the rich spoiled princess trope, what is crown's personality?
>>558500078
>>558500568Wrong, this is.>>558500570>That outfitI will now roll for your slutty boy uma!
What would (You) do for a fronts third wit card?>borrow fine motion, use MLB r riko>borrow mlb Riko, use tachyon wit (or marvsun I guess)
>>558500642Dia is a rapist. Crown actually asks for your consent first.
>>558498869Teio's one of the most popular characters ? Not sure why people take 4chan's opinion on anything regarding popularity. S2 is still one the most liked seasons as well
>>558500704what is your second wit card
do the FREE anniversary gibs start with fartdan
>>558500808First two wits are bourbon and fuku of course
>>558500642The responsible sister who actually helps runs her dad’s businesses and is (usually) always on top of things
>>558500337Global meta at this point is markedly different from what JP had though. Stuff like Suzuka ace this early is a Global invention.
>>558500701You retards call anything a boy
>>558501016crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry about it schizo
>>558500986KR did suzuka too global isn't creative
>>558501127No one said this worst korea cock
>>558501054stop typing like a massive fag
>>558495465>>558491328How many more bings and bongs do I need to wait?
>>558501127When did KR get Runaway?
What the fuck is wrong with Ryan?She has the definitive best late surger unique in the game but her career is absolute dogshitShe's losing races with stats that guarantees victoryIs she coded to be retarded?
>>5585012813 bings 1 bong
>>55850128121 hours.
>>558501379MarriageTrashSex Sex Sex
>>558501281By tomorrow, her banner will have been out for three hours
>>558501379Who's the beauty on the left
>>558501325>>558501395Thanks anons, good luck if you're pulling
>>558501320
>>558501320I literally can't tell what uma that is supposed to be.
>>558496971is this fucking real?jesus christ japs are beyond woke nowquitting this kusoge was the right choice
>>558501529why are you here if you quit
>>558501379hot sugar mommas
>That terrible bait, hours lateHere, have a Boy(s).
I WANT SEX WITH UMAMUSUME
>>558501454Thank you too anon
>>558501497
>>558501529Brother they've been doing "ambiguously brown person for foreigners" for longer than you've been into anime. Stop being retarded.
/uma/ - mejiro and satono general
>roll 200 on kawakami fine>get 1LB fine>upgrade it with 2 anni selectors to 3lbany reason why I shouldnt do this
If I pull for Ardan I'll regret dumping 30k on herIf don't pull for Ardan I'll regret not having a hime ojou-sama classy lady type in my stable. FUCK WHAT DO I DO>t.42k carats
>>558501598>>558501626lovey dovey baby making>>558501716been a while I saw someone post this cute artist
>>558501475Tap Dance City.
Linear algebra makes me want to drop out of college how does one cope with being a natural born witlet with 0% growth.
i love nigumas
>>558501578i kept seeing random mentions of this so came here to confirmyou retards told me>botched christmas localization is because of tranny translators!!yet turns out that the company itself is fucking wokeshould have known after seeing shakur and ryan
get ready to see that shitty bait for the next few days if not longer
>30k>3 busty umas in the following 30 daysI'm feeling luck desu
>>558501670
>>558501754Get a 7 and it'll solve all your problems
>>558501529There are black people, and then there are niggersIf you are going to be racist, be smart about it, retard
>>558501796is it lewd to ask AI about linear algebra
>>558501754>I'll regret not having a hime ojou-sama classy lady type in my stablepull for dia then.
NO WONDER YOU'RE THE LEAST POPULAR MEJIROYOU LOOK ASSYOU RUN LIKE ASS
>>558501757
>>558501852
>>558501937>Least popular MejiroThat's Palmer btw
If 7 I max pot Ardan.If anything else I rape her.
>>558501949Do not bully the loser...
>>558501754Believe in me who believes in you. NOW START SWIPING!
>>558501508cant really fault you for thatshe isnt out on global yetbut thats yamanin zephyrbased on the ear ornament + hair
>>558501598>>558501949
>>558501475>>558501758>>558502092I'm not, I wanna hug and cuddle the loser.
>>558501840but you quit so it's okay, no need to keep posting or checking on the gameit's not cygays fault that america is the land of the blacks
>nigger umashahahaha, what kind of humiliation ritual is this umashitters?
>>558501695>>558501871>this is okay
>>558502031
>>558502164yes
>>558501924AI is always morally wrong, gets the questions wrong and ends up costing you time.
>>558502164Yes? What's the issue.
>>558502164Yes
>>558502280The joke is that AI is made of linear algebra at its deepest core.
>>558502214
Ah, the bait black thread in /v/ with the very same images was sages to death or deletedThat explains a lot
I see
>complaining about black mob umas nowWe've had darkies since the game started. Most race horses are brown darkies anywho lmao
>>558492594Meh. Even if it was in my area, I don't think I'd like to spend a weekend this wayAlso whole thing smells very failed normalfaggoty
>>558501379LUV AMERICAN HAGS
>>558502374
Have some incredibly rare Bamboo Memory propaganda.
>>558502528>We've had darkies since the game started.I missed the first few weeks bwo
>>558502557Local weeb events tend to do that
>>558501318you'll never be in pump range in career
Sooooo KitasanAbout THAT special priorityI need speed training ngl
>>558502376Oh /v/tards. Yeah that'd explain it
spe-chan must be fuming rn
>>558502573
>>558502582this propaganda isn't very effective...
>>558496826you are going to drive home drunk??
Year of the Horse https://nhentai.net/g/632587/
So Ardan dies at the end of his career?
>>558502528Your game is pozzed shit and it will end dying for doing this, start coping about it
>>558502164Well, it's America after all, and you're obviously racist. You're the exact same as trannies crying about gender and representation.
anybody eat their cum today
>>558502557>failed normalfaggotythat would be gymcel meetups
>>558502740
>>558502819UMAZING framerate!
>>558500704If you borrow MLB FM, your other 2 wit cards don't have to be powerhouses. I have 1LB FM so I runBourbon, LB1 FM, Tachyon/Marv/Fuku. Since it's a left handed CM I'm running Marv for THH chance.
Well at least she's not a chestnut
>>558502771Well, of course, Bamboo Memory propaganda is rare for a reason.
>>558502850Thanks for letting us know. What are you here for then ?
>>558502819Sorry for the shit quality, had to squeeze it up because of size limit.
>>558502775shit you're right I didn't think about that .__.
>>558502937
>>558502832nope
>>558502819>>558503027>the JP server works at 60FPS now guys I swear
>>558502819>>558503027not beating the 12 frames allegations there JP fags
>>558502832No one dies in Uma but Special Week's mom they just retire from the Twinkle series
i recently tried the game on mumu and it's way faster than both phone and pc versions
>>558503120
NEKO
>>558503267>An emulator using my PCs power is way faster than my third world phoneNo fucking shit sherlock.>and PC versions>He doesn't know
>>558502557dark recolor okinawa skin != full on dreadlocks nigs
>>558503018It's not that deep umatard, I know your kind are not the brightest but yeah, I came here to laugh at you.
>>558503295
What different things would a Super Creek plush doll say if you squeezed her?
oh
>>558503285
I blame grass wonder that DISGUSTING Chesnut American is ruining the game
>>558503420>Unlock her by pure chance>Had no idea about her early career bullshit objectiveShe was my first E uma in forever.
Meek status: hopeful
>>558503346On /vg/ of all places eh ? Pretty lame, but it's 4chan after all. No shortage of you retards
>>558503341What did he mean by this
>Download the JP version out of boredom>Get thisMaybe I'll switch...
>>558503460SpeChud...
>>558503449
>we wuz umas and shiet
>>558503693
>>558503576日本語読めないっしょ
So imagine cumming inside sugar lights and you walk to the other side of the room to sit down and watching her crawl to you dragging her pussy on the floor like a little snail to clean up your cock haha.
>>558503640
>>558503718
>>558503260Tamamo's dad also died
>>558503549Why would I go anywhere else? I want to laugh at umatards on 4chan because I mainly use 4chan, your "wit" must be as high as one of those new nigumas, lmao
uma musume has fallen
>>558503814
>>558503707these umas lure in and rape innocent white trainers, stay safe out there
>>558503707>U M A NI GGA
>>558503546I'm feeling it, this is the run. Now I just need one last dirt spark.I didn't expect Matikanefukukitaru to be this good.
>>558503742アイの力で何でも出来る!!
>>558501529>>558502164>>558501840trying too hard
we're being raided...
>>558503707They look like a bunch of pajeets, umabros not like this...
What does Spe-chan think of Kris S?
>>558503983
>good run>shit sparks to no sparks at all>dogshit run>*2 blues and pink if not 3* + 10 gorillion while sparksI don't understand how this game decides this
>>558503979I asked for my Uma to be well done, not BURNT!
>>558504125>>558502978
>>558504069
>>558503707Another humiliation ritual for cygamecucks, imagine playing jp gachage on 2026, kek
>>558504083
/v/tards just can't stay on their board for some reason
>>558504139
>>558504125She's like that one racist Southerner Dad that absolutely fumes when his daughter marries a black man and tries to exclude her from the family but then absolutely melts as soon as he sees the Grandkids.
>>558504280>waaa they are laughing at usCope and seethe
>>558504220C-Cute...
>>558501856the solution is NOT to do more abhominable 7 posting! Anathema sit!
>american umas before global>american umas after globalimagine being japanese and seeing your favorite game turn to shit after tens of thousands of hours
>>558503371>uma musume and the battle catsrare
>>558504389The one on the left is japanese bro
>>558504294
>>558503979It's so jarring seeing black umas
>>558504380You're not impressing with your discord raid.
>>558503707on the thumbnail it looks like they have the blackface lips
>>558504463she is from kentucky bwo
we all use discord here tho
still in love cannot sing for shit what is this legend changerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsOr5IXPlNc
>>558504069boing
>>558503407
>>558504468
>>558503640啊
>>558504592nice try spechud
>>558504532
>>558504569I thought the same thing lmao
>>558504532 >>558504702translation when
Symboli Kris S
With this borrow, I summon Mile S Falco.
>>558504648
Oh so it's /v/tards>>>/v/733729250Bwos, this is the global thread, the thread that plays the nip version with the black umas is this one >>558402017 tell them your feelings about this
>>558504536>everything I dislike is a raidYou are so fragile, no wonder cyshit added nigumas
>go outside>see black umaday ruined
>>558504595Her voice is hot though so it's okay
Croix du Nord LOVE
>>558504450yeah
OGURI LOOK OUT THERE'S A BIG BLACK UMA AFTER YOU
These are the officially approved American or English umas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>558504891>KWAB du nord
>>558504592liar
>>558504802
>>558504891>JOB du nord
I await kincsem's addition to the game.
>>558504891Accomplishment status after Dahby?
>>558504908Why was King Halo chosen over another American uma?
>>558504063Now you just gotta survive haruten
>>558504595Her name is Still in Love, not Still in Tune.
>>558504891Please lose to Tabaru in the Osaka Hai. It would be so fucking funny.
>>558504906
>>558504979
>>558502164The one thing that offends me about this is that retarded SHEEPLE keep on using the ancient, extremely outdated term "mob" as if it were remotely applicable. Same as with "strafe", barely literate gamers can't stop themselves from using words wrong when perpetuating gaming jargon (because they don't know what the words ever meant to begin with)
>>558505070I'm almost there
>Japan is back to their racist era>cygaymes puts a bunch of brown ugly umas just because This doesn't bode well for this spreadsheet simulator, go woke go broke
>>558504891Cute, I love Croix. Also speaking of Sunday Racing, it kind of bothers me that Rose Kingdom doesn't seem to have the red X of the silk like the rest of the Sunday umas do for some reason. Or I could just be blind
>>558505064just wait until spring and autumn G1 season... you'll see... you'll all see...
>>558500342From someone other than you.
>>558505174>go woke go broke/r/kotakuinaction wants you back sir, please heed the call (and stop posting here)
>>558505148anon it's what nips use, it's wasei-eigo
>>558504472How do you go from being this dark to gray in 2-3 years?
>>558505258wait they have the trans flag on their right ear, so cute
>>558505141
>>558505174Cant wait to see the next month revenue
>>558505068Her mother is a famous American, so more nepotism
>>558505341and her dad is a famous american as well
>>558505068Spiritually American
>>558505186I don't see it, maybe it's on her backside?
>HE knows his "REE SPOILER GO BACK JP TARDS" faggotry failed incredibly hard>Now he's going hardcore /pol/tardLmao how amusing
>>558496971Tracen has fallen
>>558505319
>>558505341Her mother was also hella cracked at running. Smh can't believe King tried to emulate
>>558505278Seethe xirgaymesfag, jp gacha lost to kr/cn
>>558505385>L'arc winnerGwos...
>>558505341
>>558505118Nill Kiggers
wahh wahh wahh black uma this black uma thathow about this cute new mob uma
>>558505412Wait a minute, she has a fucking Horse in her lineage called SIR GAYLORD
>>558505583Cecilia??
>>558505583that mob uma can kick my uma's ass...
>>558505583Bwo... that's AIR MESSIAH.
>>558505583>newAir Messiah isn’t THAT forgettable
when brianfags make spaghetti they hold a piece of dry spaghetti in the corner of their mouths and pretend its a leaf stem
>>558505583>Burger Umas are just Blacks or BlondesJust like my animes
>>558505606Are you in third grade
>>558505170>dirt Boh well que sera sera
>>558503116we can uber together :3
Am I doing it?
>>558505551This is a blm game now, watch your mouth
>Makes umas feel terrified for their livesI need her so bad bros
Post jp umas?
>>558505747nice tt uma
Sorry Fenomeno.
>>558499591>57000surely if NSM procs my A+ umas could win
The ritual
>>558505606hehehehhehahaha
>>558505502>American only cares about Dirt and could barely give a shit about Turf>Already has a L'Arc winner before JapanNihonbwos....
>>558505693Most embarrassing thing I ever heard. Brianfag stocks are lower than Teiofags now! How will they ever recover?
I recorded Ai-chan's Meni Shuki because it was really cute and Miss Victoria (featuring the Lemaire squad)https://streamable.com/uz7ssihttps://streamable.com/bnbtx3
>>558505464here's the archive in case anyone wants to catch up on all the translations I've finished for this artist gnhttps://e-hentai.org/g/3807587/7b9fcd61ab/
>>558505824>>558505862BASED bro poster!>>558505885HAIL TO OUR NEW KING!
>>558505820
>>558505917>Fucking Streamable, in 2026Jesus Christ, just use unlisted Youtube at that point
>>5585050644th (but would have won if Admire Terra hadn't cheated)
YOU THREE LOST TO TANNHAUSERWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RETARDS DOING
>>558505902Dancing Brave was british trained
>>558505724
>>558505917>low quality>not 60FPSGood for you I guess, there are youtube channels dedicated to uploading all that stuff too with a good computer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNUByWk00Qo
>>558496971Almost as ugly as Ryan. Almost.
>>558506147Mambo
>>558506182>modded
Remember kincsem never lost and beat everybody despite needing to travel, and on multiple surfaces too. Wonderman for a reason. Remember her name
Almond Eye's gloves are so dumb looking.
>>558506149How come Nips can't train an American Horse to win L'arc?
>>558506182>UmadachiB A S E D>>558506279>Coped
It’s annoying that I can’t view sparks and sort by date acquired from the Veteran List screen.
>>558505824my favorite of the new bunch, definitely rolling for her
>>558506194Dober wouldn't say this about her dad
I'm the coolest person here.
>>558505283you'd think the trainers would warn them oh yeah foreign horses play dirty btw
>>558506352It is quite literally modded because you cannot wide screen that song.
>>558506371Hi the coolest person here, I'm anon.
>>55850627960FPS is native for concerts now.
what the fuck do they feed these mob umas
>>558506151Kekkarooo
>>558506371True
>>558505996>YOU WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER>YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER>YOU DON'T WANNA GET BY RAPED BY STRANGERS>NOW THINK OF A BIG BLACK UMA CHASING YOU
>>558506316They almost did
Pick one
>>558506451see >>558506436
>>558505902>Father won L'arc and the Queen ElizabethUhhh how come we never hear about him in game?
>>558506436Who gives a shit lmao? Are you really coping that hard that some random YTer already made a high quality widescreen video with 60 fps on top? Even if he didn't your clip has a TINY res and is sub 30, it's not even stable 30, but variable aids cuz your phone is bad.
>>558506542McQueen >>> Ardan > Dober > Ramonu > Bright > Palmer >>> Ryan
>3 runs>no groundwork with 14*tazuna release a herd of umas to rape the posters above and below me
>>558506542Dober or Mackie.also stop reminding me of the disaster that is Ryan casual
>>558506542RYAN
>>558506465Mob umas are definitely the ones that are close to retiring as breeding mares
>>558506542Palmer > Ramonu > Mcqueen > Ardan > Dober > Bright > Ryan
>>558506436>you cannot wide screen that songbwo doesn't have a beeeeg monitor and it shows lmao
>>558506542everyone else >>>>>>>>> ryan
>>558506542ALWAYS Palmer first, period. After that Dober, McQWEEEN and maybe Ardan. I'd put Ryan higher, but not when I see her in that outfit.
>>558506182It's missing the pink dresses. They make them look bigger and there’s just more jiggle with that outfit
just use ai to make it 60fps
>>558506316...
>>558506542
KITA! KINGU! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SPEED RAINBOWS!?
>>558506535Would she have been the face of the franchise if she won?
Collab when?
hey guys I don't play Umamusume but I keep seeing these videos of girls training on an island running a maze and making statues. Is that girl with the glasses who cheers you on playable? She is very cute and I might play if I can play as her.
>>558506767Nyo
>>558506576I’m not that anon complaining about mods… I’m the one who posted the videos and I should’ve done it on my computer instead of my phone. I’ll just re-do them later though I guess it doesn’t really matter anymore anyway
>>558506767She's not playable, no. She's just a support card/character for the scenario.
>>558506767No, she's just an NPC exclusive to that scenario
>>558506767this is the global thread we don't have that scenario yet, you're better off asking the japanese server thread
>>558506440>>558506481
>>558506767Tucker? Unfortunately nyo
>>558503116Actually I saw that it ends at 9 so I'm just gonna take the BART there and back hoping I don't get molested by some fent zombieJust curious, where in the bay are you from sweetiepie?
>>558506542holy SEX...and ryan
umarape
>>558506767Negative
>>558506182kinda weird that the best vocals is urara when she sounds like an autistic child trying to sing a romantic coded song
>>558505551Norn Ace says TND!
>>558506767>girl with glassesbe more specific
Is summer McQueen meta? If not then will she ever be meta?
>>558506804okay thank you for the help. I really think she is cute and also the genki girl that keeps saying way all the time and dancing so I assume she is the dance instructor NPCI keep seeing those vidoes in my feed and never searched up umamusume before but it looks fun, I haven't played a racing game since midnight club 3 on PS2
>>558506542ramonu sex
>>558507031Yes, this girl that was released less than a week ago is who he is talking about.In the scenario that happened months ago.Are you literally braindead retarded?
>>558506371>>558506893I will sex you up.
>>558506316Because they stopped relying on imported foals years ago? Most of the hors they import now are mares from around the world to breed with their best studs (the fact that Shadai Mafia buys up more than 50 good quality mares, including several G1 winners every year says everything)
>>558506853>I guess it doesn’t really matter anymore anywayNot when it's going to be as "meh" in quality or out of the ordinary like the steamable stuff, no. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for posting stuff they record themselves, conversation story bits and what have you, but generally speaking there is LIKELY already a HQ recording of the songs online, at better frame rates, quality and aspect ratio.
>>558507073sorry the wei girl is playable but she's literally gay
>>558506890This post is funny when you have multiple people correctly answering his post.
>>558507117I just wanted an excuse to post Royce you dumb fuck
>>558507218
>>558506997HECKIN
>>558506568Well technically...
How about a costume that'll match your usual expression?
>>558506542dober>mcqueen>trash mejiros
before i die I'm going to have sex with at least one female without having to pay umamusume
>>558507258What the fuck is her problem?
>>558506853Stop wasting bandwith and your own cpu with low quality videos or low quality posts. Never post anything again.
>>558507336its legitimately really easyjust be yourself :)
>>558507269>delicious brown with bombastic bodyWhat the hell happened to King then
>>558505274Good luck with that
>>558505931oh sweet thanksi was curious if you had these uploaded somewherethank you so much for these
>>558507336What makes you so confident in making that claim
Jpbros? Is Forever young the GOAT or just your average nepobaby?
>>558507336go get it anonthe ningen umanko
I finally felt free after not logging in for 5 days in this game. I will just follow the anime if the future. Thank you guys for helping me win 3 CMs as a non spender.>>558502164Its America afterall lol.
>>558507067I remember she was strong, same as Sakura Laurel for long CMs at that time
>>558507269What did Kingu inherit from this?
>>558507431this must be bait
>>558507424if you read carefully there's multiple solutions
>>558507263fuck youI laughed
>>558507269King Halos mom looks like that? damn. I apologize for slandering her
>>558507258cute biter
>>558507483being a nigger without actually looking like one
>>558507483The good ass.
>just received an email that i'm out of the job due to layoffsthat's too bad and i was planning on dropping a few bucks for anniversary toosigh
>>558507269God damn this woman is sex
>>558506542Ardan SEX
It's weird that a fictional setting filled with extremely nice girls who do nothing but try hard attracts so many fans who do nothing but bicker and complain, and who also generally despise women.
>>558506542Ramona's attitude unironically pisses me off but I can't deny she's the sexiest.
>>558502815Thanks bro I needed that.
>>558507209that's pretty cool if she can actually get some, but if she's some turbo virgin laughing stock who gets the cold shoulder or forces drama and suffering shit then...also not a fan of the wacky lesbian pervert characters, imagine if a guy just fondled your balls, you'd punch him out not just laugh and get red in the faceI might look into the game more it looks really high quality actually like a console game
>>558507561That just means you will be able to NEET for a while with your savings. It's good news anon, don't feel bad.
>>558507483>looks like a watermelon in her casual clothesher mom probably picked those...
>>558507561AI or what
>>558506542I will pick two.
>>558507707haha yeah...I would do that....
>>558507825>AInyes
Is it just me, or do the Japs not know how to play the game?
>>558507683Newfag or something? This has always been the case. Just look at cgdct fandoms.
>>558507717
>>558507937They are called the casual server for a reason
>>558507561you should reply to the mail with "don't say that...." and this picture attached
How does the Steam version manage to be such ass and Mumu manage to be peak?
>>558507269What an interesting family
TO THE WINDOW
>>558507707>but if she's some turbo virgin laughing stock who gets the cold shoulder or forces drama and suffering shit then...not really no, shes full of energy and genuinely cares for her friends, she just has an extreme crush on one specific character who gives THEM the cold shoulder, with hijinks ensuing as she tries over and over to win her over in generally lighthearted ways
this game has been pure hag propaganda for years, it's so boring
>>558507067She is in the top 5 of the strongest Arima Kinen units, outside of that, she is a strong pick for other Long distances
>>558507937The moment they told you power cards were bad was the moment you should have realized this
>sweepy faggots arguing in favor of fucking emulation now
Last start queens
Who gave cygames the brilliant idea of giving the handsome ikemen uma a paizuri window?
/uma/club dancho just fondled my balls and I laughed and blushed a little
https://youtu.be/jSTf00Rm5_8
Dancing Brave is King's father not mom. Her actual mom is Goodbye Halo..(and holy shit she was a stakes farmer)
>>558508310well? what if i rim you? what're you gonna do about it? gonna squeal if i tongue punch your p-spot?
ayabe and chocoama kits are really similar
>>558508029would it be oyakoyakodon or oyakodondon
>>558508132What? Scared you’ll like it?
>>558507269Best design among the foreign umas
>>558508393King Halo should have 2 mom's like Spe desu
sweepfags are just our version of AIbros
>>558508535The "Egyptian" drip is peak design
>>558508061TO THE WALL
>>558508393ok? King's mom in her career is supposed to be Dancing Brave tho
>>558508310Post the sex tape when its done
>>558508735
>>558508735Why is her skin bruised?
https://youtu.be/NpLBWl-NZFU
Hons, in labor.>>558508656>>558508812sssssssaved
>>558508735boy pussy
Cute snowbunny.
>>558508735Sex boy
>>558507979this comment made me laugh really hard
>>558507269That design looks like one that could be used for American Pharoah
>>558508735this is a boy it's sfw
Looks like curren-chan is going to have some competition to her umafans content!
>>558509014does cygames have the rights to AP?
>>558509021>4amholy shit why are they up so early? Can you post more of this? NTR is fucking CUTE here
how many ntrschizos are here? i refuse to believe it is just one guy spamming, he spams too fast and too often, he is not that powerful
wtf shes cute
These sisters... Are too cute?!
>>558509024Oh, so it's fine to lewd boys but not maresUnfair
>>558509092AI slop has gone too far...
>>558508735Since this is boyholes janny won't delete it
>>558509127Are thou underestimating the one good JP avatar faggot?
>>558509127Whenever someone uses schizo in the singular, keep in mind that they’re usually talking about at least 7 or 8 distinct posters
>>558509214i love cute jobbers
>>558509127I'm an unapologetic fan of iinchou.
>>558509092bond levels should be raised to 20 and unlock uma's lingerie outfits, 50 for full nude
>>558509092you need to be able set up a camera for that to work, though........
>no borrowsevens practice run with taikiodds dober's first career
>>558509127I don't know but it's fun to taunt them by saying NTR sucks and is the worst protagonist
Can VBourbon actually compete against Falco for CM10?Corner speed is much less useful than Straight speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06GocgFYPN4
>>558509154Very cute, yes.
>>558509092>competitionNot even close
Does forever young and marche make it into the hall of fame for milk?
>>558509351No. You’re wrong.
>>558509214yes, the stallions rule the world with an iron fist
ryan LOVE
>>558509331well I hope she stops being a bitch
>>558509128stego descendants are always cute and ecentric
>>558509345
>>558509402They do, and also Rulership.
>>558509402Both of them are 90
>>558509128Very>>558509402Yanko, Maru-chan, and Rura are 90
>>558509112I don't think they need the rights, Cygames just likes having the consent of owners to maintain good relationships with them. Wouldn't be surprised though if they were trying to woo his owner while he's studding in Japan to let them make him into an Uma.
>>558508871
>>558509580>rulership made itChevalbros....our response....
umamusume face sitting
>>558509682Absolutely titmogged
>>558509351>Corner speed is much less useful than Straight speed.I noticed this too, my Maru with 2 straightaway skill + leader's pride has a much better time defending against Falco's ult, it also activates in a similar time to Keen Eye so you can kinda cancel out the effect
>>558508735cute butthole
>>558509686Yeah
>>558509154AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED BRIAN I NEED BRIAN I NEED BRIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558509580Holy
>>558509402Air Groove is a 90?!
>>558508839I LOVE her singing "Legend-Changer", she sound amazing in it.Also the female commentator is so great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>558509937contrary to her looks and personality, she is in fact, NOT 90 years old!
>>558509214>verxina uses sweep's brat animationsWhat did Cyge mean by this?
>>558510085>>558510085>>558510085
>>558510103/vg/ is going to laugh at us...
>>558510028>rudolph_slap_crying.png
>>558510057That's very hot actually
>>558510103niggamusumebros...
>>558510037she's actually a brat that wants to be spoiled but has to be a model big sister instead
>>558510057
>>558510312I want to say it.
>>558508292its for misdirection during the sleigh of hand
>>558507542we don't say the n word in this general
>>558509021>>558509120
