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Democracy Reigns Edition
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>>558392376

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Jan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk
Feb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4
Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0
Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14

>LATEST PATCHES
Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
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dip joel into molten steel
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behead bugshitters
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The Raped
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bug wives for helldiver guys
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D10 Crimsica BUGS!!!
man i really need to go through the past month of clips i can't keep reusing stuff
all are welcome
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>>558468703
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>>558469330
full
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>>558469562
>kill joe
agreed
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>>558469084
for me, its the bratomatons
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>>558469562
>objectives backpack
Kinda shocked we don't have more than just the mutated larva one for bugs desu, much less a main objective backpack item
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imagine adding a backpack to your grenade launcher so it does under half damage.
imagine adding a muzzle brake so heavy to your gun that it becomes impossible to hold straight
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>>558469330
rehosted, rejoin through recent players tab
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>>558469562
>swiggers getting close to the center
uh oh
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>>558468703
>More players mean less liberation rate
>Put a reinforcement counter to it
Genuinely, what's the purpose
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>botfags seething that suddenly no one gives a shit about thier stupid niggerstan invasion
How's all that E-710 greasing up that meat grinder for yall?
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Leandivers are for getting raped by bugs.
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HELLO

JAR5 HEAVY PEN
I BEG
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Why are all cyborgs white? There's black clone in Star Wars!
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>>558470910
is called media literacy chud also lower the difficulty
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>>558469562
>frv game
imagine the horror
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Why are all divers trans? There's chuddivers on twitter!
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>>558469084
BASED
bugs will be defeated by BHC (translator's note:Big Helldiver Cock
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everyone gets the same daily missions?
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So, what do I need to carry my weight? An anti tank thing?
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>>558472037
just shoot your fucking gun
the amount of newbies I see just running away instead of ever shooting their gun is infuriating
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>>558472037
your precistion strike will be your AT until you buy the EAT so no need to worry just don't die a lot
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>>558472037
don't die
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>>558472126
I try, but it only let me clear chaff, any armored enemy or objective wrecks me. The Illuminites camps keep baffling me.

>>558472285
"EAT"?

>>558472348
I see, thanks for that.
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>>558472456
expandable anti tank holy new fag
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>Light Pen
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>>558473227
That's correct it explodes heads like that in game the purpose of light pen weapons is hitting weakspots
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>>558473227
Yeah, pens are usually pretty light.
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>>558469017
Obsessed
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Don't forget you can hold Q and say FOLLOW to SEAF troopers to have them follow you around. They also salute back if you do.
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>>558473227
>Heavy pen with the Double Edge Sickle
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>>558472037
Explosives are a must to take out most objectives and heavy enemies. In general, grenades can handle the objectives, but not all heavy enemies. AT weapons can handle both. At this point, you probably need the Recoilless past D6, until you figure out what's going on. You could get away with other stuff if you have Democractic Detonation or if you are with a well-rounded group. For some reason, I keep getting mouthbreathing noobs in the higher Difficulties post Cyberstan.
Really Bots feel like baby shit as someone said last thread without Cyborgs and Vox tanks. Maybe them coming back that will correct some of this.
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>>558472456
Always keep some means to deal with heavy armor in you at all times. Nominally you should be using EAT or one of the laser cannons to handle the bigger theats, but barring that, have an eagle or orbital strategem that can punch thru heavy armor on hand for emergencies
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jesus christ d10 is dead. my quickplay linked 5 games with the same dude
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>>558474021
must be an obscure shitty planet
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>>558474123
the only bot planet with more than 500 player
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>>558472851
I'm sorry, I haven't played in literally years, I completely forgot how anything work. All I know is that I managed to get killed in the easiest difficulty, so I swallow my pride for LIBERTY.

>>558473896
I got used to the precision rifle, but it just doesn't hit hard enough for some objective.

>>558473915
I see. What is EAT though?
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>>558474603
EAT is what you do to charger guts, they actually taste like really big lobster
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>>558469895
Portable Hellbomb is one for the Hive Lung objective.
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>>558473556
>on D9 bug dive in major city
>come across SEAF squad
>FOLLOW ME and have them help me clear out small bug nest with another diver
>suddenly BUG BREACH DETECTED
>get swarmed, SEAF squad torn to pieces save for one
>have to reload autocannon but hive guard is coming down on me, SEAF-kun manages to aggro them for a second but gets killed for thier trouble
>blast the bug to bits once cannon is ready to go, take a moment when battle is done to salute fallen comrade
They died for liberty, and oil, but mostly liberty
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>>558474603
>What is EAT though?
is a stratagem very good against heavies very small call in time very spammable
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/EAT-17_Expendable_Anti-Tank
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>>558472851
>expandable
holy ESL
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Is the planet razing completely scripted? Why are we destroying so many planets for little reason?
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>>558474954
>He doesn't have expanding anti-tank
yare yare
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>>558469638
whos joe
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>>558475094
long lost brother of joel don't worry about it
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>>558475001
Supposedly to slow down the inevitable bot counter offensive that's coming now that we failed to take Cyberstan. Scorched earth denies them valuable resources, or at least makes it harder for them to get to them
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>>558473431
Can medium pen weapons but weak spots also?
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Making losing K count towards the MO even though they invaded it before the MO began is a dick move. Fuck you Joel.
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>>558474918
Haa, that one-used spanzershrekt, okay. Yeah, I got it, been using the fuck outta it.
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>>558475094
JOE MAMA BITCH
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>>558475378
I don't think even Joel predicted blob would abandon it for no fucking reason. The order is explicitly "gain more than you lose".
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>>558475401
>speaking kraut
Get the napalm
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>>558475094
joe helldiver
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>>558469562
>bot rifle
When. They're cooler and more punchy than our laser weapons.
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>>558471950
Yes most of the time I "complete" it and get the medals just because someone else in my mission did it.
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>>558475001
Who tf knows. "Planets" all being one biome is dumb but par for the course for sci-fi games e.g. Starcraft and No Man's Sky. They aren't unique enough to care about save maybe some memorable ones like Hellmire or Malevelon Creek. My apparently unpopular opinion is that popular planets like that should come back into rotation just to keep the casual gamerdads and Playstation weedbros happy and out of the way.
If AH wants people to actually buy into the galactic conquest, then they'd need to overhaul the UI to have SE command herd noobs to critical fights better. They should inform noobs what Liberation rates and Resistance rates mean. They'd have an actual command chat or ability to coordinate in the main Discord at the very, very least.
I get why people crash out over this shit, but at the same time I will never be one of the fags crying about what other divers choose to jump into. The crash out at Creekers or Bugdivers ruining MO's is crazy because AH is the architect of this. Games like Hell Let Loose and Planetside 2 have chats where the faction's squad leaders can coordinate their attacks. Cheese tactics are expected and encouraged. If they really wanted players to organize then clans would be able to form. And really have a mode where more than 4 players can be on a mission together. If they really want the :grunt fantasy" than bump it up to IDK 8 players if some amount play as SEAFs with limited resources.
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>>558475378
If they keep throwing defenses at us we're gonna lose this MO too because retards will gravitate towards the planet that has the defense icon and drop everything else. We'll lose the MO with -1 and that one planet will have been one that was rigged to not actually be defendable.
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>want to get the Halo AR cause everyone says its one of the best in the game
>cant afford the 1500 SC cost for the acquisition and too poorfag to actually shell out irl cash for them
Is there a decent means to farm SC? I know they're dotted around the maps but is there a cap on how many spawn on a given mission?
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>>558471143
Back then i would have said no. But with the fucking power creep going on ? Definitely. Arrowhead need to buff all the weapons left in the dust.
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>>558475001
>Why are we destroying so many planets for little reason?
Warhammer 40000 reference.
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>>558469330
thanks for the games, anons!
that was eh... boring. anon was right, it's been a while since bug cities so i figured they'd've at least upped spawns or something instead of it being simplified
oh well. gonna spend time outside since it's not snowblind-bright out now
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>>558477165
>Is there a decent means to farm SC?
use the cheats
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>>558477320
But im a filthy disgusting consolefag
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the fate of every bot and borgnigger
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>>558469963
>imagine adding a backpack to your grenade launcher so it does under half damage
I'm pretty sure they said some gay faggot retard nigger shit like, it only shoots 20mm grenades because muh realism, but in a swedish accent.
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>>558477165
Use the cheats but if you don't you just have to run around D1 missions hitting all the Points of Interest.
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>>558477165
>Halo AR cause everyone says its one of the best in the game
I like it on bugs and squids but most people think it's irredeemable trash. Idk who told you that
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>try to farm SCs in peace
>game crashes
damn norwegians
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>>558476615
>admiring the weapons of the enemy
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>>558477426
well other than getting the control group so you can get the warp pack so you can solo bunkers and spam d1 hope some anon create a cheated farming lobby
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>press R to reload.
>swapping cancels.
>sprinting cancels.
>opening map cancels.
>opening stratagems cancels.
>getting hit cancels.
>getting stunned cancels.
>getting ragdoll cancels.
>press R to reload again.
>repeat.
Can I reload without having to press R five times per reload
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>>558477132
That will probably happen because if this is a lesson on how to do gambits, it'll never work because GAMBITS ARE NEVER FUCKING EXPLAINED IN GAME. It should be painfully obvious, as in, "HEY DUMBASS ATTACK THIS PLANET INSTEAD!"
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>>558477701
Don't let them mog us, then.
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>>558477132
>will gravitate towards the planet that has the defense icon
Which is mind boggling because defense missions fucking suck
>blitz
>eradicate
>blitz
>eradicate
>evacuate
>blitz
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>>558477165
Nobody thinks it is that good, and even if it is good, the warbond it comes in is not worth 500 super credits, let alone 1,500.
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>>558477743
>warp pack
And how does that help things, exactly?
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Damn what the fuck, the bugs fucking suck. People like fighting these things? You're just crippled 40% of the time.
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>>558478019
its just a marathon simulator, not fun.
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>>558477976
Warp pack both helps you move around faster, and lets you get the goodies inside bunkers solo.
The mechs can also help you get into bunkers solo.
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>>558477976
you can teleport through the doors that you need two people to open
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>>558477976
you absolute cretin
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>>558477831
You left out that stumbling on uneven terrain also cancels, every time you step over a rock or object and "fall" for 3 inches for .0001 seconds that interrupts it too.
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>>558477923
>allowing the bots to mog you
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>>558477831
>press V
>character doesn't heal
>get raggdolled
>character doesn't heal
>get hit
>character doesn't heal
>finnaly die
yep this game is pure ass crack
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Hey blob can we maybe move to liberate a planet? Is it joel's goal by removing the DSS every day to prevent us from using the one method of directing the casual masses that we have?
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>>558477831
>>558478198
>>558478258
It would be easier to list what does not cancel reloads.
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>>558478252
I don't design the weapons, officer. Take it up with their department.
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>Dreaming
>Face to face with a void-like being
>Without a word spoken between us, I innately know this being is God
>It offers its hand
>I recoil and look at the ground
>Not out of fear, but out of self-disgust
>I do not belong in the presence of this being, let alone have the right to touch it
>I awake with a forlorn sense of loss
>Like I've just missed the chance to get back something I misplaced years ago
What's the best primary and why is it the Scorcher?
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>>558477831
Lower the difficulty/get a new keyboard.
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>>558477831
>press R to reload
>slowly slides the bolt
>slowly pops out the old magazine
>gently places the magazine on the ground
>slowly pulls a fresh magazine out of their ass
>slides the magazine in place
>locks the magazine in place
>slides the bolt
>wait a few seconds
>aim and fire
>gun isn't reloaded
>press R to reload
>slowly slides the bolt...
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>>558478708
>die in glorious battle for liberty's sake
>get to afterlife, meet God
>turns out He's actually a talking hamster wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, drinking cognac and watching Real Housewives
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>>558477831
>>558479012
Eruptor is never reloaded when you need it
that and Railgun have the worst timings of this issue
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d10 lobby fire planet
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245175055045/76561198122378705
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>>558478683
>questioning the unquestionable craftsmanship of the weapons forged in the boiling molten heart of liberty itself
You just love getting Senator rounds to the base of your skull, dont you boi?
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>>558478924
Another 1,000 cheated super credits.
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>>558471138
>check artist
>hasn't done more HD art of this specific type of bodysuit
sigh *opens up AI*
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>>558479201
>fires/reloads eruptor
>immediately swaps to support weapon before cycling the bolt
>"wtf AH why eruptor not shoot plz fix"
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>>558477862
>"Oh my dear Anon but they are :^))) We made several Strategic Opportunity dispaches but nobody bothered to read them. It's almost as if cramming that small box into the lower right corner of your screen was a mistake if we wanted to inform you about important stuff"
Kill all swiggers, like holy shit I know that 90% of HDs playerbase are drooling retards but fuck. Even my friend who had no previous contact with the game figured out that arrows coming from planet A indicate an attack route to planet B, immediately after he deducted that taking planet A would stop the attack.
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>>558475904
>Fight bots for over a week
>People are getting burned out
>"lol go defend this planet in a shithole with rng gambling one shot shotgun bots"
>Make new MO
>People have the chance to cleanse their pallet
>People abandon it
Joel knows what hes doing.
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>>558479390
Put me in charge of it then and I'll make them better.
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>>558477165
>doesn't just install the arrow mod that tells you exactly where every SC or sample is located
>doesn't just cheat it in using CE
what are you doing, step bro
>console
lul
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>>558479340
lobby canceled
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>>558480274
why canceled
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>>558477165
>everyone says its one of the best in the game
It has the best sound design but thats about it.
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That's how they get you they create a normal reload animation then slow it down by 15% so it feels bad and you want to use siege-ready
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>>558480012
So what I'm getting from your post is the player base just needs to stop being so retarded. Is that the takeaway here?
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>>558480180
There was already a herd of pallet cleansers while K started being attacked.
Either way, 80 IQ playerbase is to blame. They just heard "bugs" and immediately forgot the other 2/3 of the galaxy exist.
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>>558478131
Saw folks using it to zip around the map but just figured its was a fancier jump back, essentially. Didn't know it can get you into bunkers tho, ill keep that in mind. Gratzi, fellow divers
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>>558480320
ate something bad and im having a case of projectile vomiting right now
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>>558480420
Or, AH could make the UI actually functional to purpose. People are signing in to kill bugs not be galactic strategic tacticians. Just tell us where to go FFS.
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>>558480191
I mean if you wanna step up who am I to say n-
WAAAAAIT, you're not a bot, are you?
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>>558480420
Forced whippings of every bugchaser, botranny and squigger until they learn basic mechanics of this swedoid game-like product.
Until then >picrel
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>>558480636
>>558477743
>get the warp pack so you can solo bunkers
Nigger fucking READ
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>>558475001
It's their retarded fuck ass way of having us not fight on the same planets over and over instead of, y know, letting the war off the rails and be even remotely dynamic.

Also they're probably doing more retarded shit like "oh look the bots just built factory worlds on the freshly razed planets oh no"
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>>558481023
Its hardly AH's fault if niggas cant read
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>>558456306
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
JUST LET ME FINISH A FUCKING MISSION YOU FUCKING NIGGER SWEDES
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>>558481134
You literally log in to this goofy, grunt fantasy, brain-dead Starship Trooper video every time and are supposed to pivot into having a PHD in Planet map conquest mechanics before choosing where to dive. Yeah, I don't think 4chinz understands that most of the populace doesn't have autism.
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>>558481426
>Arrowheads refuses to address it and plan around it.
Its Arrowheads fault
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>>558481662
>he thinks the galactic war mechanics are complex
Exactly the problem. Most divers are complete retards.
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>>558481426
It's their goofy ass game dude and unreadable UI dude. The only thing I'll blame the players and redditards for with the last MO was their insistence that D10 should be easier on the Bot's homeplanet.
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>>558481567
eh fuck it i've got time if you want i can cheat some samples for you let me know if you are up for it
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>>558481815
>spoon feed me or die
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>>558481109
I just want red freakin lasers is that too much to ask
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>>558481850
thanks but I don't care about the samples. I care about this swigger game making me put up with its swigger bullshit for 30 fucking minutes and then robbing me of the satisfaction of a win literally as the shuttle is coming down. it's not even consistent; sometimes it puts you in your own lobby so you can still extract and sometimes (like multiple times today) it just puts me back on the destroyer without a way to reconnect, no xp, no missions stats, samples, etc. just a big FUCK YOU goddamn hate this piece of shit
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>>558482070
I want lasrifles, like in Warhammer. The laser is nice, but I just love lasrifles, and I'm pissed that I can't mod Arma 3.
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I will dive on any planet i feel like diving on. I don't care about major orders. I don't care about all this railroaded shit. I'm just playing for fun. If the MO is fun, i'll play it. If not ? Not my problem, it doesn't matter anyway.
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>>558481814
So premise A: Most divers are retards.
Premise B: The UI is illegible to most divers.
Conclusion: Blame the divers?
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>>558482112
i see i've got around 800h in this game i don't remember this happening to me unless my internet is shitting itself how odd maybe it's game guard faul
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>swiggers
Y'all just love to hate people that aren't you, dont you?
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>>558481662
>What better
>Grug take Fori Prime and get a "Buy 1 get 1 free" deal, contributing to MO when Fori Prime freed ?
>OR
>Grug defend Crimsica and not contribute 2 planets
Anon-kun.... you might want to get that PHD in map conquest mechanics
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>>558482239
Absolute TRVKE
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>>558482438
First day here?
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>>558482070
You'll take your piss yellow streams of ionized light and you'll LIKE IT, mister!
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>>558482517
It's been a good minute, admittedly. Basically took the last year off to only play Marvel Rivals and/or work thru insane levels of depression. Only recently that ive been able to shake off the cobwebs and get busy living again
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>>558482451
It literally is so low info it's hilarious. For context, here's a gamemap from 15 year old game Planetside 2 with color coding and other visual cues to help guide the noobs on where to attack.
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>>558482517
I think its the "team play" schizo from yesterday
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>>558482381
idk I can find multiple reddit threads of people bitching about the same issue going back 2 years so apparently I'm just one of the unlucky ones
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>>558481980
>Arrowhead realizes nobody reads
>Arrowhead refuses to adapt to this
This is Arrowheads fault no matter which way you cut it. It stops being a "blame the players" and it starts falling on arrowhead for refusing to fix or address anything about poor knowledge of the galactic war. At this point its nothing short of exploiting it.
I'll say it again. Its arrowheads fault.
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>players infighting instead of focusing on the real enemy: the devs
good goy
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>>558482821
I hate to be the one to tell you this, anon, but its just a silly shoot shoot bang bang game for aging Gears/Halo fans
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>>558483267
>Moving the goalpost
I accept your concession.
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>>558483267
You should probably direct that to the guys who crash out at the players when AH makes it impossible for the average player you describe to figure wtf is going on ever.
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>>558483267
Eeermm ackshually it's a gritty milsim, swigger in charge told me so after tricking me into buying what looked like funny bang bang hordeshooter
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>>558482816
that's very strange do you have some cracked games by any chance? sometimes it can bleed out and fuck with game guard happens to me from time to time i get a steam not detected error
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>>558482751
Planetside 2 is not nearly that ol-
>release date: November 20, 2012
Sweet fuckity fuck how did that happen
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>>558469562
>bro squids
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>>558483317
>needing to win brownie points on a mechanized Polynesian eel fishing symposium
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what do i pair my portable hellbomb with
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>>558483749
This is how i see the GW situation.
Imagine being a Chinese Business man in Africa to build roads. You give them all the tools they need and they just keep fucking up. You try again, they fuck up again. And so you try again and once more they fuck up. Instead of writing it off or realizing that most of them are incapable of doing whats required, you continue to carry on without trying to change anything.
Yes, its their fault for being too stupid but at what point do we accept that the person in charge is equally stupid for not seeing the situation for what it is?
Thats Arrowhead and the players. Yes, its the players fault but its also equally Arrowheads fault for doing nothing to try and fix the underlying, glaring problems.
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>>558482070
CalArts has poisoned generations of artists. We may never fully recover
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>>558482451
But I don't think the buy one get one free is actually a good deal for most of the players because it means that instead of having two biomes to choose to have fun in they'll only get to play in the one. From a perspective of actually achieving total galactic war victory which I don't actually believe is possible or desirable by the players or Arrowhead, conquering Fori Prime makes sense. But players want more content, and they're probably going to want to do the defense missions on Crimsica with all their turrets on bricks and the megacity missions while it's available there before moving to Fori Prime, which currently has neither of those as an option.
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So are we being made to loose every event/order now so Joel the faggot can try and make some EPIC comeback narrative that every single mongoloid will slurp up?
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>>558483929
>EPIC comeback narrative
Never gonna happen. The heckin' fascists winning isnt part of Arrowheads "witty" satire.
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why tf is my game crashing only on illuminate planets? only thing i can find is that they "fixed" this type of thing last year, but i have the most recent version, not a potato pc, etc. what gives?!
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>>558484101
Squids are hitting your PC with the goybeam
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>>558484101
werks on muh machine
are you using dx11? because im on dx12 and no issues
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>>558482070
If democracy king wanted our lasers to be red, they'd be red! This is borderline treason!
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>>558483752
Most will say Railgun and they're probably right. I prefer the Grenade Launcher, HMG or MG.
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>>558469562
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Cultists were not scrapped and are coming eventually.

To imply otherwise, is to imply that swedes are such degenerate subhuman retards that they would design, model, then animate these beautiful, badass aliens. Basically what you'd expect a race of enlightened psychic squid people to look like. Then, out of nowhere, go a complete 1800 into generic zombieslop.

No. I refuse to entertain it. I believe, I KNOW, that arrowhead are staffed by human beings. The cultists are coming, trust.
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>>558484195
Borderline treason is still treason, son
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>>558483752
>pair
What did he mean by this?
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>Join public game
>Everyone is on open mic
>One guy is eating
>Ask's loudly WHY THE FUCK DID SOMEONE BRING AN EMANCIPATOR

Why are people like this...
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>>558469562
>Funny Nigger Host
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>>558483752
leveller, solo silo, and 500kg
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>>558484641
thats me
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245179939033/76561199586955078
bugs
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hang yourself furnigger
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>>558484936
Impeccable reading comprehension, sir.
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>>558484579
Because you touch yourself at night and it makes Jesus cry
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>>558484183
yeah i'm on dx12
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Lobby doko?
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>>558485078
sorry didnt open the thing kek
i still mean it tho
>>558484936
2/4
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>>558477132
>>558477862
>An hour of posting about a feature that doesn't exist
Planets, MOs, the story, ect are all linear and scripted.
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>>558483718
>keep getting weapons feels pretty based
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>>558482751
Planetside 2 has a campaign influenced by players. Helldivers does not. Learn the difference.
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Did they buff the bile titan's head?
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>>558485296
you're wasting your time, anon. these low information niggers don't even care they just vibe post pretending this is a better game
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I got urban legends, siege breakers and democratic detonation bonds, what should be my next? I have autism and i like being silly more than i like playing meta (i ran hammer on cyberstan dif10)
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3/4 >>558484936
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>>558484936
3/4
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>>558484563
>for when you REALLY need them dead
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>>558485640
control group
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>>558485640
Servants of freedom would be my suggestion.
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Lobby doko
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>>558485640
Viper Commando and Python Commando are in the silly column for me.
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>>558485640
Retarded Regiments and Control Group enable unusual playstyles.
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>>558485638
Why are you here? Asking without irony.
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MOs are fake and gay btw
you aren't "winning" or "losing" them, you're just being subjected to the devs' whims
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>>558467526
>Also I tried the Illuminites earlier, literally no idea how to destroy their ships.
Option 1: hit it with a red stratagem like orbital precision strike, orbital gatling barrage, eagle airstrike, 500kg bomb
Option 2: shoot the shield bubble until it pops. Then throw a grenade or other explosive through the door
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rehosting
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245181215295/76561199586955078
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>>558484484
Exactly what I'm saying!
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>>558486185
>Why are you here?
I was born.
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>>558472037
Eagle strafing run and orbital gatling are versatile anti-medium that inflict significant damage to heavies. Eagle air strike and 500kg bomb are more dedicated tank killers.

Strafing run actually does significantly more damage than 500kg. It just normally wastes most of the burst when targeting single enemies.
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>>558482451
Gambits have worked exactly twice in this game's entire history, and both were with Joel's explicit blessing with announcements about it.
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Anyone else experiences crashing while using an Exo-suit? It's happened twice in a row now. No issues before this
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>>558486525
Glad you agree.
>[*BLAM*]
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>>558487015
its saving you from using shit stratagems
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guys i think im liking the idea of playing this game more than playing this game
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>>558487075
But it's fun
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>>558487125
Lemme guess you started daydreaming of all the cool shit we could have if swedes worked more than 3 hours a week again.
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>>558487125
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>>558487046
Don't blam me, blam the heretic who wants red lasers!
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>>558488132
I did. Im BLAMing you because you had every opportunity to BLAM that rednigger and yet you didnt even draw your weapon. Tolerance of tyranny is aiding tryanny, its in the Super Bible, people
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I hate these "liberate more than you lose" MOs. Joel just spams high level attacks and if we're lucky we'll be +1 from progress on the bug front while the bot front has moved 3 sectors forward. The squid front will get absolutely zero attention because no one willingly plays there unless an MO directly orders it.
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I WILL dive on whatever planet i want
I WILL only fight the faction i want to fight
I WILL abandon my operation to skip the stupid ass short missions
I WILL NOT care about the major order
I WILL recieve medals for the MOnkies hard work
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>>558488430
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Bugs would be more fun if the maps weren't covered in brap gas
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>>558485640
Control group gives you the warp pack that you can use to farm credits faster by warping into bunkers solo to loot them and not worry about the door. The variable is one of my favorite weapons as you can do wacky shit with it like oneshot harvestors in the eye with a total shot.

Dust devils is nice for the solo silo and speargun. The napalm EAT is a bit niche but I like it as an anti breach option in cities when I take somekind of heavy AT like the recoilless rifle.

Servents of freedom has many useful tools in it as secondary anti heavy options.
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ASSUMING we had clans, and ASSUMING there was some value in actually following your retarded and gay clan leader's directive, how much more coherent do you think the playerbase would be? Think we would consistently see 85% on one planet + faster planet swapping?
>inb4 5% of divers being rajeets always farming super creds
Yes, besides them.
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>>558489235
Dad gamers will form casual clans and continue to shoot bug on d4, and also somehow die 16 times per mission.
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>>558489235
Create a /hdg/ clan called hellbros and cause a mentally ill russian tranny to seethe about them for over a decade, like what /wfg/ did with warbros.
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>>558489235
The swiggers clearly do not want players to be able to coordinate too much
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swiggers will never add any sort of secondary ammo increase armor because the ultimatum exists.
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Why cant I stay on Cyberstan and carry out Sabotage missions?
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>>558489646
Content is meant to be FOMO'd.
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>>558489646
You want to continue to use new content for longer than two weeks? Don't be be so greedy.
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>>558487407
Adding auto aim to the stim pistol would literally make me stop coming here to complain
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>>558489646
why would you want to play new content???
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>>558489386
>like what /wfg/ did with warbros.
QRD?
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>>558489646
Why are you so fucking racist?
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>>558486467
Oh, okay. I should've kept unga bunga'ing.

>>558486805
Noted, I just wasted a lot of 500kgs bombs trying to clear insect nests just now.
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>>558489646
I have a stan op but I'm saving it for a special occasion
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>>558489874
Made up rules to force them to disband and when accused of being biased, answered with "yeah well your're are raaaacists!!"
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>>558489974
The 500kg is one of the best tools for closing multiple bug holes at once. A single well place 500kg will clear a pit medium nest or a 4 hole heavy nest.
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>>558489896
Russians are literally worse than black people. Playing any sort of game where those sub-humans show up is infuriating
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>>558490268
Define "well-placed", because I had a little valley with 3-4 nest, I threw the marker in the middle, and only 2 were closed.
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>>558489386
In our case it'd be a mentally ill swedish tranny.
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>>558490392
Near the center usually gets it.
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>>558478258
>try to do anything
>"You can't do anything"
This game is the Fable of horde shooters
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>>558490545
Usually.
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>>558477831
And
Talking cancel. You can't even say "gg" while reloading.
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>>558478258
They fixed the stim delay bug a long time ago, reintroduced it not long after, and left it that way ever since. I love hearing the stim sound and seeing the stim animation only to not heal for a few frames and die to some random chip damage before the heal actually starts.
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>>558489521
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>mfw I used the premium currency I got to buy the axe
>when I could've got a shovel for maximum Armaggeddon Battatlion, or the flag to stab xenos in the face
I am a moron.
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>>558477976
Warp pack + Light armor is the fastest movement in the game and really tickles my taint when I clear the whole map while my team is still loading up and at the starting point.
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>>558490920
Just buy more? Honestly I can't relate to people who can't shell out $30 on a whim.
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>>558490920
just cheat the cheats were already posted as an image ITT
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>>558491012
Already spent money on TF2, then all my friends stopped playing it.
Then bought some cosmetic in Sea of Thieves, all friends stopped playing it too.
None of my friends play Helldivers, so no.
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>>558491142
snug/10
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>>558491142
Prussian/10.
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I’m getting molested on solo d10 bug missions. I’ve been managing to do most of the objectives except a few bug nests but I pretty much never extract. I know it’s 90% skill issue but does my build make sense? Crossbow, revolver, high impact grenade, orbital Gatling, strafing run, stalwart, and jetpack. I normally bring the laser or 500 but I figure the jetpack might help deal with the 9 hole bug nests even if it means I don’t have any real anti-tank.
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>>558491409
>I’m getting molested
Hot.
>on solo d10 bugs
Well I can beat D3.
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>>558491105
Ok? Then continue to be poor and stupid. No one cares.
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>>558491547
It is hot but that’s besides the point
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>>558491684
I hope the other anon realizes you're being facetious
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>>558491803
More like this is an acknowledging that I saw your post but I cannot help with it. I saw people bitching that they got ignored. They are not, it's just that nobody can help.
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>>558491142
Based/10
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>see impaler with tentacles out die right in front of me
>go to shoot charger that was behind it
>suddenly get killed by impaler tentacles with no other impaler in sight
Is this a bug or was there just another one behind a building or something?
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>>558491947
I know, I’m just having fun talking to people
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>>558489874
>warbros are a warframe clan from /wfg/.
>some russian tranny really, really hates them for some reason, no one really knows.
>something about being kicked out of the clan because he kept moving statues in the clan dojo.
>for over a decade, he has been shitting up the thread because he wants warbros removed from the OP.
>believes /wfg/ is actually a dead thread being kept alive by three warbro members.
>spams thread claiming every post is a "bump."
>makes random off-topic posts.
>talks about random flavor of the month games and how they are killing warframe.
>makes posts about wanting to have sex with kubrows (dogs) and kaithes (horses).
>sometimes with AI generated animal porn of them.
>made a fake clan called, "the church of (acronym for a well-endowed black man's penis)," that he would try to put in the OP.
>would make threads 100 posts early and use VPN's to bump them with his fake clan in it.
>stopped doing this because he kept getting banned for posting that acronym, now just posts, "the church."
>the majority of euro time is just him spamming the thread with his meltdowns.
>most of NA time is him lurking the thread ready to spam it if anyone mentions warbros for any reason.
Bunch of other stuff I am forgetting. He still spams the thread even when warbros were not in the OP because he thinks that /wfg/ itself is warbros. At least he is not "accidentally" posting actual borderline illegal stuff anymore.
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>>558491409
if you're not used to killing heavies without AT, and you're not bringing something for the chargers, impliers, and titans, you're going to get raped. laser is a noob trap.
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>>558491409
Im still trying to solo missions and its hard
might try to solo a D6 on chopessa later today
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>>558492085
the devs haven't played the game long enough to come across that situation, so it's anyone's guess
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Redpill me on the minigun strategem. Is it actually useful or is it just for the memes?
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>>558491142
raped by heavy seeds/10
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>>558492263
It is useful for memes.
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>>558492263
sterilizer tier
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>>558492187
>made a fake clan called, "the church of (acronym for a well-endowed black man's penis)," that he would try to put in the OP.
I mean, the BBC has some good show.
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>>558492263
meme shit they removed the muzzle flash that helped you pretend you were shooting out actual damage and it's basically just a worse mmg cause you have to sit still and slowly turn and fire
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had some dude with a shotgun arm run into me from behind, knock me on the ground, then proceed to kick me every second and I couldn't stand up, aim, shoot or use a med and I just died
stunlocking is really boring
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>>558492553
taking your controls away for several seconds at a time is very realistic
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>>558492393
He clearly does not mean that.
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>>558492413
Well damn, thats a shame. Does it handle armored enemies okay, at least?
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>>558486475
gg
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>>558492187
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>>558492653
i don't care for or against realism, I only care about fun
there should be a "roll away" command
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>>558492785
armored like devastators or hive guards? Sure.
armored like chargers, hulks, or anything above? lol.
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>>558492187
>check the thread
>check the archives
>israel
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>>558492263
Its good, /hdg/ is retarded. It is in no way a sidegrade to MMG because its DPS is well ahead of it.
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>>558493026
You motherfucker.
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>>558493175
dps is not the only important thing about a stratagem.
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>>558493178
What?
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>>558492989
I figured that much, I always carry an eagle/orbital to handle bigger threats anyway. So long as it can brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thru a hoard of medium armored fucks ill be a happy camper
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>>558493395
lurk 10,000 years
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>>558492187
I fucking love schizo lore.
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>>558493395
The sweat.
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>>558493279
Its pretty fucking important
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>>558493674
I thought it was that, but I kept thinking it was a swastika.
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>>558492187
I had to check
>>558461071
holy fuck its real lmfao
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>>558493792
If you have a doubt, check the filename.
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>>558493958
Nah, I see it. swiggers have nazis on my mind.
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>>558489410
The thing is the discord is already a psuedo clan but its full of redditors
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>>558493803
Cute mouse.
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>>558494125
And the swedes prevent the neccessary bullying to keep retards in line with the collective. Only the most autistic seek out ACTUAL clans. If there were an in-game incentive, the BLOB might finally be controlled.
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>>558493175
>It is in no way a sidegrade to MMG
Correct, it is a downgrade.
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>>558493175
The DPS of the MMG on max is good enough for most applications. You run out of ammo incredibly fast with the minigun, you cannot move, you cannot even see what the fuck you're shooting without a mod. Its shit, its fucking dogshit.
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It's been a minute since I've done bugs.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245187384267/76561198120804312
Let's exterminate, anons!
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>The blob is going to Fori Prime.
Holy fuck helldivers are retards. This is fucking hilarious.
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>>558494568
private
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>>558494593
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why do bugchasers always go halfway and then give up? they always do this shit.
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>>558494593
SE will be defeated (again) on Bug Afghanistan
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>>558475904
K needed 50%+ of the players from the start to defend. Only major events like cyberstan usually get above that amount. Only eaglestorm would have saved it and Joel has niggered the DSS for a while for him meme razing shit.
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>>558494740
>>private
Guh
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245187384267/76561198120804312
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>>558494125
I genuinely think that people who use Discord to communicate with anyone outside of their actual circle of friends is insane. I'll allow small Clans/guilds or similar collections of people who need to communicate and form actual friendships through gameplay. But as soon as we move into the territory of a *Community* with several hundreds of people and so on, you are in too fucking deep, and only one step removed from becoming an actual groomer
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>>558494568
2/4
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>>558492908
that's realism that would benefit (You) the player so it's not allowed
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>>558494390
Incorrect.

>>558494521
Skill issue.
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>>558494791
Bugniggers are console brownoids, weedbrains, and gamerdads. They don't give a fuck about MO strategy. They pick the closest bug planet to the center and shoot bugs on d4/5.
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>>558494568
full
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>>558494834
bad news anon, if you're in a discord group and you're not the groomer then you're being groomed
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>>558494834
>>558495109
You guys are a little too obsessed with groomers
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>>558495175
groomers should stop being so prevalent then
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>>558477320
What do if HD2 insta-closes as soon as I open the cheat table?
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>>558495175
it'd be so much easier for you if nobody ever talked about it, right?
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>>558495258
retry a couple of times usualy it just werks
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>>558495256
>>558495305
I've been on discord since 2016 and I never had and issue with groomers.
Sounds like you two are projecting something.
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>>558495552
>projection
yeah man I'm sure all those new-school pedophile busters like EDPwatch are projecting too
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>>558495552
Only time I met groomers was when I was browsing servers posted on /soc/ (no surprise there)
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If you actually waste hours of your life farming super credits or risk downloading a virus to cheat in super credits then you're a loser poorfag. $10 for a warbond is nothing to me and if you're taking hours to get those 1000 credits then you are wasting time for less than minimum wage. Get a fucking job.
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>>558494938
shucks
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>>558495803
look at all those words no one will read, hope you got GPT to write this for you
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>>558495552
Nobody's trying to groom a sweaty old guy anon
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>>558494791
Just liberate the first city, retarded monkey brain bug divers will see the progress and finally move their asses to it
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>558495803
hmmmmm, nyo
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>>558495803
Okay sweden apologist. Anyways

Mildly PROFITABLE money printing lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245187427531/76561198205883657
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>>558477132
You say this like he doesn't do it intentionally
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>>558491142
Literally me/10
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>>558492263
>MMG: 945-1350 DPS, 700 rounds, 63,000 total damage, 23 durable
>HMG: 450 - 1875 DPS, 300 rounds, 45,000 total damage, 35 durable
>Mini: 2,000 DPS, 750 rounds, 60,000 total damage, 18 durable
Its in the realm of semantics. All of them have bad ergonomics and identical recoil when you factor in crouching + ADS + armor buffs. The biggest difference is a MMG/HMG can take movement with jetpacks or increased everything with supply packs. Minigun would probably help by having another 250 rounds, giving it a much larger lead on the MMG/HMG and able to deal with a lot more enemies while the other two have to reload.
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>>558495935
Found a poorfag loser. I'm not a thirdworlder so I don't need chatgpt to type for me.
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>>558495803
One of the hallmarks of being poor is the inability to conceptualize time and money so you're talking to a brick wall.
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558496206
Didn't ask + don't care + hid your post
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>>558495723
>>558495984
You sure obsess about them though. Kinda weird. Those guys going after people like EDP dont bring them up out of nowhere.
Youre projecting.
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So are the bots going to finally go to bug planets to farm E710/E711 when they finish their death star, giving us our first multi faction missions?
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>>558496154
The mini is 2000 dps but you can barely aim it and it locks you in place to get raped.
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>>558496126
Can I have a friend-code and join trough that instead?
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>>558496361
I don't have issues with either of those.
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>We hit a lidar station
>All objectives done
>Some grand autismo wants us to fan out and hit all PoIs before extracting to search for SCs
>Fuck no
>Go to extraction and call it
>Get kicked
It was worth it desu I'm not wasting half hour of my time walking around the shitty map to find 20 SCs when I can hack 10k in an hour
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>>558495997
+++Jugaad
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>>558496375
Sure #2639-3596
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>>558496315
ok groomer
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>>558496315
>Being this autistic
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>>558496354
Anon, the bots blender humans to make bio plasma for fuel. Saying the cyborgs dindu nuffin' is complete reddit bullshit because of this.
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>>558496126
Damn, I missed it.
Are you going to be hosting any Overseer lobbies again anytime soon?
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>>558496442
The amount of kicking on the bug planets is weird. I played a fuckton of bots for the MO and not once did I or anyone else get kicked, even when it was endless balls to the wall clusterfucks of incompetence and death.

Run off 10m away from the "leader" and suddenly kicked. Call in extraction (just to have it there, or to use it as overwatch) kicked. Refuse to run across the entire map to clear one side objective while on 0 lives? kicked. Hell I just join games and get kicked instantly, never heard of private lobbies? Don't know what happened but it was not like this a few months ago.
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>>558496535
It's not working for some reason.
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>>558496126
FVLL

>>558496637
Maybe
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>>558496126
pls do another one after I dont want to go into the mines again
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>gatria is easier to take and already had 11k divers on it
>blob went to fori instead
What causes this?
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>>558496685
Do you have crossplay on? it's always PS5 players
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>>558496804
>Maybe
Kewl.
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>>558496685
Bugniggers are subhumans.
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>>558497009
I do, perhaps that's it.

>>558497238
They used to be chill.
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>>558495258
You need to open it and execute the stuff pretty much as soon as hd2 opens any window at all. That’s pretty consistently gotten me past it
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>>558496953
Lack of any kind of explanation about the galactic war's mechanics
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>>558497736
if anyone still does not understand how it works after 2 fucking years, that is on them.
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>>558494829

V here. My game finally crashy. Looks like someone jumped my spot as soon as I crashed.
Good diving, felt nice to have a team that was actually functional.
Dogspeed
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>>558497886
it's really not
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Where are you droppin boys?
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>>558497886
game mechanics that aren't explained and have to be discovered and understood through secondary resources like wikis are fucking dogshit and I'm sick of games doing this shit
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>>558497736
I think most could understand that 40k is better than 30k.
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>>558498117
you would have to be either blind or retarded to not understand what the 'resistance' value is.
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>>558497886
>>558498419
retards
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>>558478258
>>558490863
for whatever reason, diving and stimming is the best option at this point
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>>558498419
Keep trying to move to another argument. A game should not require a wiki to explain basic game mechanics. The tutorial doesn't even fucking explain the firemode menu existing outside of a random TV commercial
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>>558498419
just shut the fuck up already
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>>558483882
bro we are way past the "calarts look" being an issue. now everying is either interchangeable anime or "anime inspired" garbage.
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damn you guys weren't kidding playing with pubbies is rough
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>Solo Stealth bugs
>No breaches
>End mission with roughly 15 mins left
>Let pubbies join
>Timer nearly runs out and reinforcement is almost empty
Ugh...
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>>558498771
if they don't eat all the reinforcements trying to take the mega nest while you take that opportunity to sweep objectives, they're busy eating all the reinforcements in some random fuckoff part of the map not near any objectives anyway
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>>558494568
3/4. Anon crashed and a pubbie stole his spot.
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>>558498915
difficulty scales with every players?
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>>558499462
Nope. Pubs are really just that trash.
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>>558500241
Yes. Enemy spawns scale with number of players.
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>>558499462
>>558500241
>Host drops players next to mega nest
>They proceed to spend the entire missions stuck there, continuously fighting breaches and enemies
>I run past the breach, clear the nest
>proceed down, clear another
>proceed to clear the entire map solo
>only in the last 2 minutes do any of them bother to group up with me, they didn't bother however to take out either of the 2 spore spewers by extraction which was in range and in view exactly from where they were
They would have failed this mission if I hadn't just run off and finished it for them. One eventually caught up to me and then got immediately obliterated because instead of running past a patrol of bugs he bee-lined towards them and got stabbed in the ass.
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Why does this happen?
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>>558496126
aaaiieieee do another one IM BROKE
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>>558500881
Why do 'straight' men glorify gay men by posting them all the time? Who knows, probably in the closet or something.
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>>558498539
>>558498647
I accept your concessions
>>558498619
the map UI already has all the context clues you need to understand how it works. Even back during the initial release anons knew how it worked >>467399475
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If you think about it MOs and planets are like religion. Some guy made up a lie out of self interest and then people believed it and defend it to death. They even have a whole sub-religion dogmas with words like "gambits" and "resistances" even though its all part of the same fictional system that doesn't exist.
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>>558501059
GPTanon... I...
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>>558501405
again, I accept your concession.
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>>558500881
You know how when you get labeled a traitor, you get shot with a 100% accurate orbital strike?
Yeah, that cannot happen against enemies because it is unrealistic, and getting teamkilled by AI is 'funny.'
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>>558473431
>Meant to hit weak points
>Meanwhile variable and one two have the movement speed of a semi truck making it take forever to align on heads
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>>558500881
Why does what happen? The retarded faggots that ejaculate a 380 or orbital napalm the moment a breech happens regardless of their teammates position or whether their shitty red is even needed?
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shan't be bug diving, I'm going to Choepessa instead have some fun
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When is this game getting full mod support?
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>>558502460
It will sooner ban mods before that.
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Bugdiving: Retrieve The Baby™ Edition (if it's on mission)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245192654241/76561197999865393
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>>558502460
after the sex update
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>>558502460
never, its counter to grunt fantasy.
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>>558503178
3/4
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>>558501405
save your breath, he's incompetent and most likely incontinent as well
>>558502460
the only reason mods even exist is because narrowhead is too stupid to figure out how to block it entirely
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>>558481240
I remember when they were more hands off with the war and we pretty much pushed the bots back. Rather than this convoluted long ass over arcing war how would you guys feel about short burst like four month long campaigns.
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>>558504275
They were not hands off, that was the plan they had you retard.
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>>558504275
Main issue I think is you need to make sure the playerbase doesn't burn out on a front.
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>>558482821
They really should just shill the money to pay the democracy officer to give a summary and direct orders. Maybe even give him a dialogue tree so we can ask questions. I don't need will smiths wife to greet us after every mission to tell me we could've gotten more samples.
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Oh, I'm a dumbass. The laser cannon DOES work against the armored enemies, it just requires a lot of shooting.
I dunno why, I just thought that they had high armor but very little HP so they'd immediately fold when shot at. The real deal is just to keep shooting. Again. And again.
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>>558504505
>stoic black man, always at his post
>always near the Galactic Map, the most important info-dump terminal on the entire Super Destroyer
>never uses his smooth voice to actually impart any knowledge nor advice, just says some shit like "where we droppin' boooiiiii" despite never stepping foot off the ship
everything is so fucking barebones that the COMMERCIALS are your best lore/infodumps what a crock of shit
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>>558504437
Holy shit the emotional stability of a bug diver. Look hands off was a poor choice of words. What I meant is more adjusting based on what the players are doing more like how dungeon master would do.Allowing player agency. Counterplaying on the fly rather than rail roading with increasingly dumb story.
>>558504453
Yeah and doing the special events would probably be more of a pain in the ass to implement.
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>>558504923
>What I meant is more adjusting based on what the players are doing more like how dungeon master would do
Nope. Its scripted, its fake, its linear. They made it so all the planets could be captured so they could hit the next beat which was them returning.
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>>558505041
You okay bud?
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>>558505215
Are you? Why are you getting so defensive over a fact? The entire HD2 story is scripted.
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>>558504845
nepobaby, please understand. he's mostly there for the hot tub
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>>558504845
Hell I'd be happy with a fallout 4 ass dialogue wheel.
>Up: Where go?
>Left: Why go?
>Right: Suggest alt. Planet/possible gambit.
>Down: More current lore.
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>>558505328
No I was saying it'd be nice if it wasn't as a hypothetical. You got hostile out of nowhere.
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>>558504516
Lasers generally fuck shit up without much care for standard pen rules, yeah. However each laser weapon has its drawbacks and that has to be weighed up, the cannon specifically is pretty trash. You're better off taking a dedicated anti-chaff or anti-tank support weapon because the laser cannon is mid at both.
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>Forgets he has ultimatum equipped when he swaps to side-arm to take out a scavenger
yup it's a bug-diver classic.
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I hope all consoleniggers who kick without reason get flayed.
Dont keep your party open you fucking niggerfaggot
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>>558506410
>playing with crossdresstrannyplay on
>engaging with sub-80 IQ, sub 100 lvl consoleniggers, gamerdads, dudeweedbros and literal blacks/thirdies

Anon, I...
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>>558504516
major enemies have HP bloat or are mildly large in HP but totally armored everywhere except like one pinhole spot, thankfully the laser will still do damage to most areas you shoot an enemy at
>>558505750
>laser cannon does too little damage
>quasar has a 3 second windup and a 12 second cooldown
I'd like another blue that doesn't suck anus, RR/EAT/Leveller is getting old
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>>558506336
I tried to do my best and give some coaching. I showed the benefits of the all mighty napalm barrage vs the 380(m)issing(m)unitions. Showed how you can reliably take out a medium size seat with a single 500kg. Tried to explain the benefits of letting a group pass and or letting your stratagems do damage while you run off. Nope wouldn't learn. Sixteen avoidable deaths and a nearly botched extract. 1 friendly kill on me because of that damn 380. Also apparently alot of people still don't know you can bring the pelican down and let it sit their.
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>>558506410
>>558506743
What the ZUCK are you both yipping about?
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>>558506809
Those are the longest three seconds of my life brother.
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>>558492187
>makes posts about wanting to have sex with kubrows (dogs) and kaithes (horses)
I do that though, not him.
I also post about wanting to fuck bugs, bots and squids here.
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>>558506809
Join the Epoch cult, anon.
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>>558506809
Quasar is great, the wind up and cooldown are nothing when you get a missile that destroys fabricators from across the map with unlimited ammo. Just swap back to your primary for a bit of chaff clearing between shots and it's ready to go again in no time, easy as. It does boil down to being just an EAT with no projectile drop thoughbeit. I wish they'd be more creative with strats, but honestly I can't think of anything that'd be too new and fun without also being OP.
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>>558507142
I absolutely know where you're coming from.
>>558507260
>still takes 3-5 seconds to get an overcharge going
>suicide skillcheck on every shot
you're gonna have to sell me on it
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>>558507260
Red pill me. Is it true you get the full damage full radius blast as soon as you hear the first beep?
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>>558507506
NTA but
>warning sound mod removes the skill check
>get a few shots before reload
>also clears chaff around the primary target
Epoch is solid fun. If I'm dropping d10 bots I'm taking quasar or eats though.
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>>558507506
it's a reloadable commando that can also flex as a AoE weapon against clustered groups like dropship loads

>>558507640
the meter maxing out, the flash of blue particles at the end of the muzzle, and the 'pistons' fully depressing and vibrating are all visual indicators
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>>558507748
>>558507807
I guess I'll try it out.
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>>558507640
Basically this >>558507807
It's a bit of a learning curve getting used to timing the shot before blowing yourself up.
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is it a known bug that kill counts with the mg guard dog are bugged against bugs?
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HUH??? I take a break for one day and niggas be diving fori prime for no apparent reason instead of gatria

I'm starting to think the numbers are fake and gay
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sex with the cyborgs
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I once again want to thank the anon that dropped the SC cheat post, I've not helped my mates unlock all their warbonds.
Im so glad i refused to give those swedes my money.
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>>558509786
It's not fake, the players are just retards
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>>558509579
Maybe, just add it on the pile. Along with bots walking through vox engine tracks. Ragdolls outside explosion radius. Flesh mobs that walk through walls. Getting stuck underground in the hellpod. And a whole lot more of the occasionally frustrating crap in the game.
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>>558509786
>Players are so retarded that they don't even finish the city that would grant them +40% liberation on Gatria because Arrowhead likes to obfuscate information and those unga chimp ass divers don't know any better.
It's all so tiresome.
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>>558496685
>Join current run
>Spawn near host, everyone is separated doing objectives
>Host dies to stalker, I get overran by three and get in an alleyway brawl
>Other rando reinforces host
>I kill the stalkers, get to the host's body and destroy the nest
>Ping his equipment and move on
>Get kicked a minute later
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>>558510107
Why is a Finn there?
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>>558510107
joel is indian tho
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>>558496685
>Refuse to run across the entire map to clear one side objective while on 0 lives? kicked.
You can thank full clear niggers for that. I just leave the game once the main objective is done at this point but I see people running off to Zimbabwe base 300m on the other side of the map from extract because I can't be bothered waiting longer until I can get into the next game with an actual objective to it. I'm already warbond capped, medal capped, gun exp capped, level capped, and of course sample capped, I don't give a fuck to stay around any longer than seeing main objective done.
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>>558511410
holy joyless incel
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>me unga
>load up game
>drop whatever faction/planet I feel like
>you bunga
>cry and shit yourself over numbers going bad
>don't realise numbers all made up and can be railroaded any time as higher powers decide
Uh oh
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>>558496685
If I get kicked, I join back into the same lobby by joining one of the teammates from the host and then call him a retarded nigger and kill him before i get kicked again
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>>558512030
ok Estravolt
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>UH OH helldivers, the Integrated Customs Enforcers (ICE) accidentally dropped Super Cake all over the Super Servers, causing a Super bureaucratic oversight! Now you need to liberate these five planets, with NO supplies! But if you do the "send supplies to rogue automaton forces" minor objective, you'll get a 0.01% extra liberation rate! And this side plotline will absolutely NOT comically backfire into more WACKY situations!! XD
>the entire Galatic War plotline is just this over and over again
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what are some actually good armor sets vs bugs other than Engineer? I'd like to try something different
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>>558496685
I tried diving on the hiveworld for the first time in a while and the first two missions i joined had hosts die like once which made them kick the entire lobby one by one
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>>558512380
Integrated Explosive
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>>558512380
I dont care about my armor choice too much anymore but I've been taking desert stormer lately because dying to fire is cringe
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>>558512168
anon were we expecting anything other than an excuse plot?
the war must go on
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>>558512380
depends on loadout, but the medic and siege ready perk are always useful
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>>558512168
welcome to live service
at least Destiny 2 had the occasional courtesy to try and move its vague, nonsensical plot forward
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>>558511748
No, I will not play the walking simulator. It's ten times faster to go next mission, spawn directly in front of my galactic war console, hit quickplay, and deploy into the next mission with instant action than to chase after fuck off side objectives and fuck you bases that are nowhere near the main objective or extract.
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First time fighting the rupture strain. This is awful.
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>>558513312
Use the Liberator Concussive. Like unironically its pretty good, if you shoot where they are they have to unburrow and if anything gets near one bullet sends them back to bugmenistan.
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>>558513312
worst enemy variant in the game desu
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>>558511410
>>558513293
Why are you still playing if you have everything unlocked and don't derive enjoyment from faffing about? The main objectives aren't interesting enough to speed run them like this.

>>558513312
KYS furfag
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>>558513312
The gimmick is that you unburrow them with explosive weapons.
It used to be worse. It used to be that the eruption attack warriors used was nigh undodgeable.
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stop avatarfagging, furnigger
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>>558513312
homo
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>>558512591
>armor perk that only triggers when you die
I don't plan on dying
>>558512715
I just stay away from anything that affects throwing range because I don't want to mess with muscle memory
>>558513050
I always bring the RR to bugs
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>>558513846
Y'all really need to chill with this unhealthy obsession for the rr
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>>558512973
Using your brain to set up good overwatch positions for your sentries is not allowed, sorry bro. Now please ignore the entire bot patrol or tank that vertically pathed up that same rock and are now pelting you with explosives.
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surprise d4 cyberstan lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245201760331/76561199120619040
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>>558513967
>unhealthy
it keeps me alive. Being alive is very healthy. How about they unnerf the Autocannon instead? Or give us an energy cannon that isn't nerfed in exchange of lacking ammo? Everything in the game is just an iteration of the RR.
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>d4
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>>558514116
The devs have literally never nerfed the autocannon
The RR isn't even the best AT for bugs
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>>558514116
The delulu is real with this one. RR is good sure, but it limits your loadouts heavily and variety is the spice of life. Try something new for once. This general's overall obsession with rr is unhealthy because it skews your opinions on other strats, then newcomers ask for advice and all anyone can regurgitate is
>muh rr
>muh supply pack
Try. Something. New. For. Once. It won't fucking kill you.
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>>558513585
Being oppressed by enemies on main objectives, like Cyberstan flag missions or platinum mission, are the highlight of the game called Helldivers and everything else is uninteresting shit. I want to wade through hellish waves of so many enemies that I can't kill them all without actually using everything in my loadout to fight them. But the game on its normal hardest difficulty is a fucking sleep inducing walking simulator that is mixed up with random lmao XD ragdolls and haha gotcha teamkills. Side objectives and the bases with the exact same layouts that are so solved that players barely even interact with them outside of single red stratagem or hellbomb backpack are not fun or interesting. Especially when the enemies aren't even actually contesting you to deal with them.
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>>558514365
I shoot the striders face
it dies
I like that
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>>558514116
ask me how i know that 90% of your dives are against bugs
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>>558514479
>I want to wade through hellish waves of so many enemies that I can't kill them all without actually using everything in my loadout
Have you tried other horde shooters? Darktide seems more up your alley.
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I must be the only one here who still using the Autocannon or something
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>>558514604
reminder that the shark swiggers gutted the horde sizes by 50% to accommodate the console players when the port released
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>full melee build
>game doesn't track any melee kill
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>>558503178
>>558503178
I want it on record for all of /hdg/ that we did in fact, secure the baby
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Tank gets a bad wrap. Its quite good and fun.
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>>558513312
>furtranny self reports being a botnigger.
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>turn off crossplay
>join d1 terminid sc farm
>chinese hacker lobby
now im gaming
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>>558514604
>Recommending another swedeslop "horde" shooter that is actually a walking simulator.
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>>558514908
Tank is great, half the people itt are just retardos who run the same loadout day in and day out and then don't know how to play without that loadout/try something new once and then go back to their old loadout rather than learning how to use the new thing.
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>>558515118
By this logic everyone that struggled with Vox is a bugtranny
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>Learn how to use the new thing.
>New thing is garbage. Thanks, Alexus.
>Go back to using the old thing because it's not dogshit.
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>>558515238
Do you have any recs for a game with suffocating hordes and punishing difficulty then? Also post your havoc 40.
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>>558515238
>t. Got filtered on Sedition
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>>558515365
Pretty much. Plus they're so bad they can't even adapt so they blame the tools instead of themselves.
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>>558515446
You only think it's garbage because you're too grog-coded and resistant to learning new things. Easier to just go back to what you know isn't it. You can't even greentext properly
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>Virgin Arrowhead: Bans people instantly if they even play at the idea of leaks
>Chad Fatshark: Lets people openly discuss leaks on their official forums
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/the-next-class-code-name-was-datamined/116935
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>>558515507
hey swigger, your gay little tank destroyer fucking sucks and any type of MBT would be a considerable upgrade over the shit you made
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>>558515723
Stay in your containment general
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>>558515947
I was making a funny observation, dont get your axewound in a twist.
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>such a narcissist he thinks AH would bother to post on 4chan
Lol
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>>558515874
Imagine being this bad at the game
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>>558514365
Meh they fucked with the ergonomics and then fixed the explosive radius from the at shit to make flak relevant.
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>>558515992
Stay in your containment general.
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>>558515387
Vox doesn't melt to two primary shots from any explosive weapon.
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>>558516071
>>558516020
See: >>558515992
And now were going to derail the thread because you MUST have the last word in.
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>>558515947
>>558516071
>>558516020
>>558516127
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>>558516127
>t. literally derailing
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>>558514550
I follow the MO, and right now the MO says bugs.
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>tranny having a hugbox melty
but when xe wants to post about bug pussy and estrogen stims ad nauseum we're just supposed to accept it
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>>558516193
(Me) on the right
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>>558516309
Free real estate
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>>558514908
it was just rough during Cyberstan. Bad time to introduce a new toy that's vulnerable to everything the bots throw at it
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I hate ratfags. I hate them so much. They spent years enshittening /twg/ and /coopg/.
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>>558516127
>>558516193
Stay in your containment general.
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>>558515874
Sorry you got filtered.
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>>558516459
Why are you stressed over a joke?
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helldivers general?
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>>558505750
Yeah, but consider the following:
- I like lasers.

Ergo if I can use lasers, I'll be happy. I know that I'll have to switch to EAT above D4 or even D5 but until then, I'm going full Imperial Guard.

>>558506809
Yeah. And the cannon actually penetrate that heavy armor, so it's good for static target.
Damage output is probably still too low to take down the automatons dropships, though.
What a shame that Helldivers keeps cucking the best weapons...
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>>558516459
hey anon I need you to give me a (you) instead of the other guy because it's going to make him seethe
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lobby doko
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I will take the bullet for my fellow thread goers.
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Bring back Cyborgs.
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>>558514080
fyre festival is over
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>>558516814
The best time you can have with lasers is the double sickle with fireproof armour (vitality booster for best effect). When you fire it for a while and it climbs up in heat it gets to heavy pen and just carves shit up, meanwhile the fire damage reduction from your armour and the slight damage reduction from booster means you're wholly on fire but only getting tickled. Try it out some time when you have all the gear for it.

Trident is good, talon is arguably one of the best sidearms in the game. Quasar is the best energy based support weapon, cannon just sucks as it stops you in your tracks to fire (not good when being run down by chaff, who will also bodyblock the laser even when they're dead allowing another chaff to run up behind the ragdolling body and get in your face) and takes way too long to kill anything more heavily armoured (even though it can kill them... eventually). It's definitely lower tier as far as laser weaps go, not quite as bad as laser sentry but still.
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Reminder that AH made the current mission difficulty hidden by default instead of always showing on the HUD to prevent people from calling out shitters in gameplay clips.
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>>558517479
>to prevent people from calling out shitters (read: devs) in gameplay clips
ftfy
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>diggers again
Ahh you were at my side all along...
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>>558517594
anon they're literally grounded
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>>558517347
>double sickle
TELL ME MORE
The others have to be bought, so... not for a while for me.
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>>558514080
ggs lads
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>>558516416
It was perfectly fine against bots. The whole problem with the Cyberstan campaign was that Joel made the idiotic decision to tie campaign success to player deaths, which made everyone extremely risk-averse so they just stuck with the loadouts they were comfortable with. The Bastion is a moderate-risk high-reward stratagem that just requires teamwork to shine, but when you're teaming up with some Creek boomer who only plays the game during title updates and probably only has a third of the content unlocked, you sure as hell aren't going to put your life in his hands.
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>>558517930
>a single helldiver atom grazes an enemy track
>instantly disintegrated
>enemy clipping inside the tank model taking zero (0) damage
>det här är bra. Paди кaкo јe пpeдвиђeнo
I hate them
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Why did Super Earth remove flashlights from helmets, or forcefully make the ones on helmets not work?
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>>558519659
>Take radar out of helmet HUDs and stick it on your wrist
>Flashlights are only permitted on guns
>Laser aimers fuck your aim by 20%
>Sound effects are unidirectional
>Physics cranked to 9000%
etc
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>>558517282
grok remove her clothes
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>>558520775
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>>558516421
how do leandivers look like after taking estrogen ?
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>>558520906
that's an automaton not a cyborg
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>>558521035
Thats what you get for being horny for the enemy
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>>558521170
ni shuo hua lua ?
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What's the best support weapon for rupture niggers? I usually just bring EATs on bugs but they're not enough here.
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I can't believe I have to wait 4 months to vote again
I hate reality so much
I wish managed democracy was real
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>>558521595
>he thinks democracy works
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>>558521392
gl
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>>558495803
cheating super creds is like 50 bucks an hour value compared to buying it, thats 10% better than my real job
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>>558521659
Are you retarded? Of course democracy doesn't work. They only let you vote like 3 times per year. That's why we need managed democracy, stupid nigger.
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>>558495803
I'm level 70 and I didn't play play any other mission than grant errant on trivial. Gonna get that warbonds first.
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>>558516459
I don't take orders from you private
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>>558517150
>>558516772
>>558516421
>>558515118
>>558512491
>>558480420
>>558521978

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245208367007/76561197995757904
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>539 posts
>0 lobbies
ded game
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>>558522454
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
OH SHIT OH SHIT
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
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What the FUCK is wrong with you retards
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>>558522745
not beaten enough as a child
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>>558522745
>>558522552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKU19_L-5qY
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>>558517594
This thing fucking sucks. I hadn't used it in a along time and trying it the other day was just an unpleasant experience. Another weapon thats just been powercrept like the Dominator.
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Reminder, there are 8 easy ways to win this MO.
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>>558522547
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245208367007/76561197995757904
2/4
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>>558521839
AYO CHU SAYIN CRACKA
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>>558523083
Reminder, no one cares about the MO.
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>>558523083
You cannot fuck the fucker (Joel) who has control over the galaxy
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>>558523678
man that beekeeper vhs really freaked me out as a kid
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I'm no math genius, but I feel like these numbers aren't adding up
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>>558523975
just use helldiverscompanion.com because these lazy swede can't even make a proper informative UI
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>>558523678
Stop projecting, bugchaser.
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>>558524058
AH isn't based enough to do this
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>>558524151
BotGOD actually.
But even bugchasers stand above MOwagies in the social hierarchy.
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>>558523083
1: Joel and his railroaded war will not allow the players show initiative unless he expressly allows it
2: liberation progress means the blob will just converge on whatever planet has the most population
3: no one wants to play squids
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>>558524359
>bugchaser trying to pretend
You're all so obvious.
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>difficulties 1-9 on bug planet's are 90% low levels who have no clue how to play the game
Every sub 10 quick play match on fori prime today had me dropping into a clusterfuck of low levels with zero reinforcements and infinity bugs on screen. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
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LE EPIC WHOLESOME CHUNGUS DIVERS!!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!! MEDIA LITERACY!!!!! SUPER EARTH LE BAD!!!!!!!!! SATIRE!!!!!
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>>558517594
Strange looking xbow.
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Have we ever actually won one of these stupid fucking "hold" MOs before?
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>>558524784
I really wish this games plot and presentation wasnt bogged down by retarded swedes trying to be witty and calling everything "satire" and they just leaned into Super Earth being the villains..
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>>558524936
Yes. Usually by 1 or 2 iirc.
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>>558524784
>"space marine vtuber"
jesus christ you people could not be more embarrassing if you tried
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>>558524784
I think this is a bigger issue where the target audience and AH seem to really hate when people actually play into the bit they specifically set up. Like they spent a lot of time telling a joke and get mad that people understood the joke and played along.
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>>558525085
>story written by leftist swedes
>is dogshit to the point everyone makes fun of it
imagine my shock
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>>558525183
chu mean by 'you beeple' ?
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>>558500881
>first to approach a meganest, I throw in a 380 to soften it up, while I keep a safe position
>random sees the big red glowing light and runs towards it
>spam HOLD POSITION, but it's too late, they are a moth to flame
>they inevitably get killed during the barrage
>before I can reinforce them they leave game

bonus points if they used up 8 lives at that point
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>>558525206
This
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>>558521392
I bring xbow for the ruptureniggers and quasar for the heavies.
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>>558525206
it's because they're not playing
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>>558513312
Plasma Punisher and a machine gun
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>>558525625
Issue number 2, due to the nature of the internet it's impossible to actually deduce if someone is being unironic due to lack of ques provided by normal conversations. This then causes issues when one part of the fanbase constantly shadow boxes or throws strays at people in the fanbase who are in on the joke because they don't know who isn't or doesn't care.
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>>558524784
>automaton larper complaining about presumebly being teamkilled for being a traitor
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>>558526594
You say that because thats what you would do.
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>>558525206
This is the end state of every piece of media that goes the ironic media literacy route, you are supposed to be smug and self-assured that you are so much better than the chuds playing along with it. The purest version of course being Starship Troopers where not only did people reject Verhoeven's snarky commentary, but unintentionally retvrned to the book's original message which was an actual full-throated endorsement of how the terran federation works and made it very clear that humans and bugs were diametrically opposed and could NEVER live in peace. Violence was the only answer.
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>>558526834
If he was larping as an automaton?
Yeah, i'd teamkill him with extreme prejudice.
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>>558526882
you're wrong
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>>558527072
You say you he says complaining about being tk'd because that is what you would do.
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>>558526882
you're right
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d10 whatevs
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>>558524784
"ts did"
what does ts mean ? i don't speak retard language
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Sometimes, when I'm just fucking around on D10s with pubbies that are struggling, I wonder if I'm the only one there that knows that it's easier if you kill the mega nest first instead of last. It's kind of funny watching them get dogpilled by a gorillion patrols while next to the mega nest's heat zone after the main objective has been completed.
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>>558527535
ts guy
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>>558527374
full
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>>558527690
why are you showing me a nigger with the title saying OHIO DISGUST with a watermark @JawaStick?
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240917995465/76561198066017633
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I fucking can't stand bugs anymore. Not even because I'm sick of them, every "strain" of bug is just an obnoxious loadout filter. If you don't take from the limited pool of a dozen viable tools, you just eat shit.

>Didn't take explosive weapons against Rupture Strain?
lol
lmao

>Didn't take Guard Dog against Gloom Strain and the endless fucking invisible Hunters and Stalkers?
lol
lmao

>Didn't take a high powered rapid fire AT option against Dragon Roaches?
lol
lmao
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So once the megacity is taken the blob will move to Gatria right?
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>>558528267
Oh no no no....
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>>558528205
3/4
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>>558528259
>Didn't take a high powered rapid fire AT option against Dragon Roaches?
My machine works.
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>>558528391
>Miss their head
>Don't get the kill because they have the exact same damage thresholds as Bile Titans
The spite of the eternal Swigger knows zero bounds.
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>>558528467
Just don't miss.
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>>558528259
A headshot with EAT/Quasar/RR will kill them, but the easy approach is to just explode them with AOE damage like center of mass shots from RR (HE mode)/epoch/NEAT. It fucks them up. Or you can just chunk orbital failcannon at them since killing roaches is the one thing that it is good at.
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>>558528575
It's easier said than done considering DRs are nearly always spawned in tandem with gloom or rupture nigs, on top of their general twitching around and coating your screen in low quality green slime textures.
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>>558528205
3 /4
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>gun niggers shit the thread again
>look at time
>it's india o'clock
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>>558528205
full
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>>558528259
>Stealth armor
Not my problem. I simply skedaddle. Leave even.
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"Build variety" niggers are the worst sort of bufftranny. They don't want a variety of viable builds, we already have that. They want enemies to be such pushovers that ANY build steamrolls them. Fuck that. Lower the difficulty. The only part of the game where variety is truly lacking are the boosters.
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>>558528976
k
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>>558528976
'kay
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>>558528976
If only a handful of tools are usable against a faction in a sandbox environment in which hundreds of tools exist, that's bad game design.

D10 Cyberstan Bots were difficult, nearly everything is usable against them. So that kind of kneecaps your faggot point.
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>>558527374
Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant
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I haven't played since launch. Convince me to try the game again
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>>558529728
They added a mallet.
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>>558529728
don't bother honestly
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>>558529728
ArrowHead's B-team is handling a game they can barely code while the A-team is making fuckika 3 or something and Shammy boy moved the team into a higher rent studio and they'll probably run out of money if their next game isn't a smash hit because they're expecting it to do Helldivers 2 numbers.
So yeah uh it's probably better if you don't.
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>cyberstan MO ends
>the new content gets locked
same shit with hiveworld and lava planets initially. truly the real FOMO shit in this game is the planet/biome rotation. you conquered the planet or lose its warp link? no unique biome for you.
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>>558530007
They really need to get rid of their shitty rigged galactic war and just make servers like other games.
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>>558529728
Nah
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>>558530079
Its funny how adding servers would solve so much jank and shit in this game. People just about play an entirely different game whether or not theyre the host or not.
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Getting shot with plasma must feel awesome
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>500KG
>Can be aimed
>Fucks up nearly everything it hits
>AOE radius big enough to kill multiple units

>110mm Rockets
>Tries to hit the biggest target
>It can miss
>Piss small AOE that barely does damage
>If it hits it just tickles whatever it hit

This shit even applies to things like the Railcannon but Railcannon is even worse.
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redpill me on the lock-on pistol, is it a decent secondary?
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Is the ballistic paddings 25% chest dmg resistance and 25% explosion resistance the same as fortifieds 50% explosion resistance since only the chest takes dmg from explosions?
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>>558531117
ehhhhhhh
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>>558531117
Squid divers swear by it as a reliable watcher and overseer killer. This is because they're mentally feeble and have never used the talon.
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>>558529728
It's more stable, less buggy and instead of 150gb now it's size is 20gb.
This said if you didn't like the game at launch you won't like it now, it's more of the same but with a lot more flavours.
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>Haven't brap dived in a while
>Swiftly hit with the tangible knowledge that gas DOT got nerfed into the fucking ground just like fire
>Nothing fucking dies to gas in any reasonable amount of time
>My face watching a Terminid Warrior just saunter through my gas grenade like it's nothing
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>>558530991
>don't need to be aimed
>minimal chance of team killing
110s have their uses.
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>>558532672
>*misses*
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>>558532050
All DOTs besides Orbitals are not worth using anymore.
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>>558532731
Lower the difficulty
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>>558532905
Lower your face into my nuts.
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>>558532731
How are you missing 110s?
They aim themselves.
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>>558533121
Because they're coded like shit and frequently whiff whatever they're meant to be hitting. Everybody here will tell you that.

>Bot tank not even moving
>110 beacon right on top of it
>110 rockets hit the ground inches away from it, instead of hitting the tank
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what's the next project devs are supposedly working on?
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>>558533014
You swallow if i give some dick?
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The true difficulty slider isn't D10, it's using subpar weapons and equipment vs meta slaving
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>>558530991
>airstrike
>easy to aim
>always goes where you need it to unlike the 500kg which can get fucked over by other things
>kills most things that aren't the really big heavies
>will still kill those with the right planning
>good for chaff as well
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>>558527374
ggs what the fuck just happened. I cannot wait to see the clips
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>>558527374
ggz frens, tanker mission was so cvrsed™
https://files.catbox.moe/xrnf61.mp4
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what's a good assault rifle to get?
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>>558533227
Maybe that's your punishement for playing easy mode.
I host and they don't miss for me, at worst they target something i didn't intend for.
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>>558534686
Coyote is definitely the strongest of the assault rifles but the liberal carbine is, imo, the most fun.
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>>558534686
Liberator Carbine (LightPen)
Tenderizer (LightPen)
Liberator Penetrator (Jack of all trades)
Coyote (MedPen+Burn)

That's it. Everything else has too many downsides, got outmoded, or just feels like shit to use.
>>
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>>558534915
>>558534921
cheers, i'll give the carbine a go, tried out the coyote but just wasn't feeling the groove.
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>>558535047
Coyote feels like shit to use because alot of it's power is in the burn so you need to wait for the burn to kill.
And the flashing impacts make precision shooting feel awfull.
It's overhyped because it's the best for players that suck at aiming.
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>>558484445
That armor is very good looking.

I like to believe they will arrive one day. Maybe it will be 5-6 new units given to the Illuminates. Not really close to the almost 50 Automatons units but it would be something at least.

>>558489235
i think i have seen some unofficial posts around of helldivers clans/regiments. Players are definitely already organized on their own without AH meddling
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>blob decided the best course of action was the 2% decay digger world
Huh?
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>>558536127
>blob gravitates towards easy biomes that are close to the center and don't give a fuck about nothing else
holy shit inform the press
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>>558534686
As an AR "'enjoyer"" the best and only truly worthwhile AR is the Coyote, otherwise just stick to LibPen or even the normal Liberator if you're feeling adventurous.
All the other assault rifles are horribly gimped by having tiny magazines you cannot expand. On the bot front you can make some of them work by single firing on their heads but on the bug front a simple patrol will cost you like 3 mags
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So is friendly fire and general stupidity just a thing with bug missions?

>Get shot at
>People dropping orbitals without regard to anything or anyone
>Napalm and fire with even less regard to others
>Nobody ever crouches or prones when at the front when firing
Like what the fuck is this shit
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>>558536414
First time playing with bug chasers?
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>>558536414
Bot front is just people abusing third person view by ducking into cover and shooting at enemies one by one.
How do you imagine to team kill anyone when they're 50m away from enemies and lying prone behind walls?
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please lord don't give me a daily mission involving bugs again today
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>>558536414
a very important thing to understand about helldivers 2 is that it's the most casual pve game, and bug players are the more casual of the two major faction players
not because of the "lol bots rrr hard and bugs rrr ez", but because bots shoot at you - doesn't matter how accurate or not they are, they make the retard go "omg brooo this is so bs how can they shoot me"
so you end up with the retards on the bug front that'll dwarf the imbeciles of bots by tenfold
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>>558536127
Nobody but the type of people to post on Discord/Reddit/HDG know what the fuck that shit means. They just wanna shoot bugs and follow the markers placed by Joel
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>>558536553
Personally I'm finding it tricky to read what the bugs actually do outside of size = more threatening I guess. It's so much easier to tell what the bots do since they tend to use more convential designs.
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>>558536398
There's no reason to ever use the normal liberator once you get the liberator carbine. It's basically a upgrade
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>>558536127
most people that play the game don't even know wtf the 2.0% means. game doesn't even tell you what it exactly is either.
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>level 3 British girl on voice chat joining my SC farming session
>"Oopss 'orry mate, aire will get ow of yow air nowe"
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>>558536414
>gay-abandon wanton-teamkiller blames his team, stupid-drunk on power
fuck you retard
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and then he woke up
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>>558537250
nigga that's Scottish
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watching 'the walking dead' while fighting illuminates is oddly satisfying
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>>558537554
>watching slop while fighting slop is oddly satisfying
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>>558537554
>Squids are so easy you can watch a tv show while fighting them on D10
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>>558537591
we get it you hate jews kill yourself
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>>558537554
Stop acting like you know the way ahead like you know the RUUUUUULES
There are no rules man we're LAWST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaUtA9UAFgI
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Chinese hackers are my spirit animal
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Imagine if Illuminate are given 10 new units instead of like 4 in their next story arc....
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>>558537778
illuminates getting 10 units in total would be a good start
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Bug lobby in 10~ minutes
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Are we winning this MO?
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>>558537632
lol kike
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>>558537658
coral... yu dun anderstaaayund....
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>>558536663
Not sure about that to be honest.
There's a higher chance a bug-lobby will have players actually sticking together and clearing the map as a "team".
Whereas with bots you'll just scamper to the four winds.

Can't really TK or engage in shenanigans if you're all by your lonesome.
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>>558538442
I started playing this game right when those two last Cyberstan ones failed, I kinda don't care anymore
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>joel when helldivers win the MO
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I got tired of bots so going to the bug front is very refreshing
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>>558538647
That's because staying together and having fun is ineffective and time wasting. The most optimal way to play is chasing objectives by yourself (you have 500+ hours so you can't die anyway) which is more common on botfront
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>>558538825
>5 trillion bug holes
nah
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>>558538738
>she voted for this
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>>558538885
It's also because bugs call for more concentrated fire than bots.
The enemy density and sheer amount of hp the bugs can bring to bear compared to bots is ridiculous.
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>>558535276
Max lvl Lib penetrator is literally the best rifle in the game, and it's free
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D10 BUG CITIES

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240927693460/76561199129186530
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>>558539065
its low damage = low test
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>*ruined the bot front forever*
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>>558539157
Failed
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>>558539268
Restarting game
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>>558539157
Failed
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>>558539241
>can get oneshot in the dick
bro?
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D10 BUG CITIES

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240928611393/76561199129186530
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>Going to Fori Prime instead of Gacrux
What in the flying fuck. You can't make this shit up. They are doing this on purpose, they just want to fuck with Joel.
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>>558539241
>enlarge/fix eye hitbox
>make rear heatsink AP3
>do literally nothing else
there, fixed
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>>558539334
>"BRING ANTI TANK OR SUFFER CHUD!"
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>>558539241
>haha GL goes put-put-put-put
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>>558539413
2/4
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>we razed 3 planets
>then automatons can build megafactories there
big W for bots
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>>558539490
Aim for the weakspot or suffer*
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>>558539490
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>>558539432
THIS PLAYERBASE IS RETARDED

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
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>>558539608
>brainless point and click with dedicated AT to the dick
>aim
Very funny
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>>558539413
FULL
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>>558539490
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I HAVE TO KILL TANK CLASS ENEMIES WITH ANTI TANK WEAPONRY???? AAAAAAA I'M GOING FUCKING INSANEEEEEEE
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>>558539537
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU'RE RIGHT ACTUALLY IT MAKES SENSE
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>>558539787
>"saaaaar you must redeem the meta!"
>"saaaaar you must tailor your loadout to deal with this one specific enemy!"
>"saaaaar wtf is loadout diversity?"
Never reply to me again, you fucking retard
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>>558539986
>"loadout diversity" is code for "I don't want to have to bring even a single AP4+ option to high difficulty bots >:("
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You guys don't change your loadouts/stratagems when considering the enemy/mission? that's part of the fun of the game for me...
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>>558539682
you can also shoot the eyes with railgun and 1shot him, it's very satisfying
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>>558537813
one day.....
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I grew up in texas and I used to have a decently thick accent and I think commisarkai is faking his accent
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reminder that any complaints about:
>vox engines
>fleshmobs
>war striders
come from solofags getting filtered by them because the core complaint is always "now deal with 8 of them at the same time" when that many enemies in one place is what TEAMWORK is for
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>>558540734
bullshit they aint got no cats in tejas
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>play d10 exclusively
>WHY IS THE NUMBER OF VIABLE WEAPONS SO SMALL?????????
>WHY CAN'T I BRING WHATEVER >>>>>>>>>>I<<<<<<<<<<< WANT?

you can, but the game will be harder, just like you wanted
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>>558540734
commisarkai is unawatchable. The accent is so overdone it's hurts to listen to. "Don't recommend this channel"
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>watching content creators for a video game
>watching content creators for a PvE video game
shiggy diggy
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>>558540498
of course i do, isn't that a core part of the game?
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>>558541224
pretty sure they're called goiym
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>>558539241
>>558539490
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>still 20 days until the WW1 warbond
Faaaark
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>>558536414
For me it's the "everyone backpedals in different directions, immediately splitting up the team and turning the game into a 4-solo player experience" part that sucks the most.
The concept of working together is completely foreign to the average bug diver.
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>>558539413
3/4 again
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>>558539413
3/4 JOIN
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Why are people still pretending that this is some kind of hardcore co-op game as if splitting up and doing objectives all over the map to reach the common gola much faster than you would if you went at it completely alone isn't co-op in itself
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>>558539413
FULL
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>>558541796
because it defeats the purpose of playing the game in coop
might as well just cut the mission into 4 slices and have each player do 1 solo mission each. It's just stupid.
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>>558541796
losers need to get high on their horses because this is the only game these retards play
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philosophically, if you are ill equipped to kill tanks because you only have up to ap3 and are playing d10 why not just ignore the tanks? you can still finish the entire game and extract. kills don't even matter
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>>558540734
You can tell both him and his tranny bf are morbidly obese just from the voice alone.

>>558541626
When I play bots that's literally what I do, even after unlocking everything through SC and medal cheats. I only stick with the team during flag raising missions. It's just more efficient to split up but when it comes to bugs I'm generally closer to the team.
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>>558542057
>It's just more efficient to split up
that's a game design issue in my opinion.
I don't understand why you would do that if you already have everything unlocked. Efficiency for what? Once the mission ends the fun is over.
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>>558542250
>Efficiency for what?
efficient use of my limited time on earth
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You split it up because you are a nigger that needs to full clear a map. I stick together because that makes the game focus its spawns, so there is more shit to shoot in my shooting game. Also full clearing all the bases cucks spawns to map edge, which is lame and gay on extracts too.
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>>558542250
>that's a game design issue in my opinion.
Well yea no shit if the FRV wasn't such a piece of shit I would be using it with my buddies to go from objective to objective like good old Halo days.
>Once the mission ends the fun is over.
lol
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>>558542330
but it isn't. Playing 3 missions at 20min each or 2 missions 30 min each are both 60 minutes of limited time on earth.
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>>558542480
Very good point. Hate doing an objective while listening to crickets because some faggot on the other side of the map is kiting an entire army for himself. The game will only spawn so many enemies.
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>>558542491
>lol
no? you prefer hanging out on the super destroyer?
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Also, if you play near the host in bug missions then you will naturally also get significantly more spawns because alpha commanders only spam summon alpha warriors around the host. Splitting on bug front from the host turns the game into a walking simulator. Why do the people that play this game crave to turn this game into Firewatch?
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>>558543043
No, shit just gets repetitive fast so I'd rather switch to a different faction or planet frequently. I've literally never heard anyone deliberately staying longer unless they're trying to pad out their kills. It's like wow so let's stay outside the safehouse for another 10 minutes in L4D it's totally fun bros type of vibe.
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>>558539413
3/4
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>>558543152
wuts firewatch?
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>>558543410
A walking sim game from like 2014.
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>you have to stay together because it spawns more things to shoot and shooting things is fun in the shooter game
yet I didn't see any of you disingenous niggerfaggots going loud on Commando missions, curious
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Where's the patch
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>>558543228
I don't "deliberately stay longer", i focus on the objectives and then i go home. Pretty straight forward. I just want to do it together for all the reasons mentioned.
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>>558543541
literally everyone goes loud in commando missions what are you TALKING about

there's many ways to stealth- the most effective is going loud. so loud and fast the enemy can't react / alert
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>>558543541
It's ironic considering grouping up makes the game a lot more easier too. They probably also complain if the MO planet has an annoying modifier lmao.
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>>558543541
>drops in
>CALLING IN AN ORBITAL
>ORBITAL INCOMING
>CONFIRMED ORBITAL LASER INCOMING
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>>558544037
>It's ironic considering grouping up makes the game a lot more easier too.
not easier than listening to crickets while doing the objective because solofag got most of the enemy spawns to himself.
Staying together evens out the challenge across the teammates. If you go solo and get drops/holes then you're claiming difficulty for yourself. You're making it harder for yourself at the cost of everyone else getting bored.
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>>558544206
Man make up your fucking mind. Noooo how dare you make it harder for yourself stop hording the enemies. No, lol. If the enemy is focused on other teammates, just do the objective fast and join up. Simple as. See someone going solo? Then just join up with them. I think you're just madge because you can't control free will lmao. This is what you sound like btw: https://files.catbox.moe/olinyk.mp4
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ok what are your folks bets for the next faction for the next major title update
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>>558544206
Solofags dont hog up difficulty, they are usually putting shells in the arty while you do the objective.
This is not solofag endorsement. The game is still not built for this and they should be raped somehow. Firstly, supply pack needs to die.
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>>558545000
wtf GAY
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>posted it again award
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>>558543541
I have never seen a lobby here not do commando missions loud.
Is stealth a pub strat?
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>>558545000
juicy peach wow wow
>ywn be a cute girl (male) getting paid to take hung dick
why even live bros...
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>https://www.gamedate.org/s/1d6x3r5c4
What are you browns doing?
Stay in your containment.
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some of you need re-education
speak with your democracy officer
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>>558544635
>https://files.catbox.moe/olinyk.mp4
You can hear the fat.
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Cheat table's not working for me, I can call in multiple pods but they're just normal resupplies?
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sc bros.... we should stack up while we can......
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Just fapped for the 10th time today, my dick hurts but I can't stop gooning to my AI generated arts
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>>558545786
I'm tired, boss
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>>558496361
>can barely aim it
Using it with peak physique and I got no problem aiming, even with a lot of recoil. I do agree that it males you vulnerable as fuck, but I still like using it. Then again, I like using the ar/gl-21 even though it's an utter joke with its ergonomics and lack of spsre ammo.
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>>558544957
>The game is still not built for this and they should be raped somehow.
Valve solved this problem almost 20 years ago with Left 4 Dead's special infected, yet here we are with Arrowhead not learning a single fucking thing about having enemies in the game designed entirely to fuck over soloniggers.
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>>558546061
surely thats enough for a "gunning for a decade" worth of warbonds
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>>558546230
What if they don't want to fuck over soloniggers? huh?? What if nobody else wants to indulge in your autistic complex you fucking retard?? What then????
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>>558546345
>What then????
RAPEmachine.
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Arrowhead will never "fuck over" soloniggers, hell they released an entire warbond dedicated to soloniggers, if they release a mechanic to screw them over then there's 0 reason for the Redacted Regiment warbond to exist
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>>558546634
I know ALL of these...
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>>558546634
>leandiver getting bug bukkaked
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>>558546737
>they released an entire warbond dedicated to soloniggers
What?
Control group, or what are you talking about?
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>>558515238
>walking simulator
this retard never went beyond malice
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Should I host a lobby?
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>>558546967
Stealthnigger = solonigger
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>>558546967
He literally said the bond's name.
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>>558514723
proof?
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>>558546737
>they released an entire warbond dedicated to soloniggers
it only works on bots, and BARELY, because it bugs out and enemies still see you, specially turrets.
the game at its core was NEVER meant to have stealth mechanics so they are using band-aid methods (armor passives and silencers with spaghetti coding mechanics)
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>>558529728
nah
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>>558523083
>>558524392
Why does everyone hate the squids? I have tried fighting them once as a new player, and I brought a Laser weapon which seems like a bad idea, I wasn't really able to hurt them
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>>558547216
>it only works on bots, and BARELY, because it bugs out and enemies still see you, specially turrets.
Not only are you wrong, because it also works on squids too, but you suffer from severe (you)-related skill issues. I stealth dive all the time on both of those fronts and never get spotted outside of shit like teammates who won't leave me alone aggro-ing the general area.

On bugs it's impossible, too many enemies clustered together in bug nests, and the way their bug holes work in regards to orientation makes it impossible to C4 them from the outskirts.
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>>558529728
gameplay loop is good, filesize is now 27 GigaBytes
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>>558546061
that's actual mental illness. that's more than you'd need for any reasonable amount of content than will ever be added and yet you kept going
you are addicted to the idea of theft
your spirit is tainted
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>>558541127
for me the brown retard Wallbouncing is unbearable to watch to due how pretentious and tryhard he is
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>>558547407
what about criticalventures?
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>>558547338
there are a lot of people who have literally nothing but time, hate, and the internet. fill in the blanks to answer your inquiries going forward.
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>>558547361
>On bugs it's impossible
good job retard, you proved my point. imagine buying warbonds only to work on 1/3 of the game's content
>squids
lol, lmao. nobody plays these, you're more of a nigger than i thought for playing squids
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>>558547532
Squids are more fun than modern bugs. I don't really care about your schizo faggotry.
>>
the best thing, most virtuous thing you could do with your life is not joining the zombie hordes of people who gave into hate and share that hate online and in real life. don't be influenced by them, don't be changed or lead by them. the best you can do is ignore them and continue being good. be positive in the face of hate, unchanging, unmovable. hate is a disease that spreads without end, be the change even if you are alone because of it and will remain alone because of it.
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>>558547593
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>>558547593
My knees....
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>>558547593
>Squids are more fun than modern bugs
Unironic TRVTH. Every update to the bugs has made them more and more obnoxious and shit.
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>>558547593
an actual retard in the thread
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Bratty bugs need correction.
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>>558547593
Uh oh the bugsissy is about to start samefagging
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>>558547593
A massive TRVKE just dropped on /hdg/.
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>>558546230
I dont like Valve's solution much, though. Weird gay stuns etc I don't think it would work here
Missions should simply require contentrated 4x firepower to succeed + equipment that lets you become too much of a generalist (supply pack, thermites, ultimatum) should be alexus'd.
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>>558547475
>cherrypicked everyday clips with the hud is off
wow, anyone in /hdg/ can do that
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>>558545603
Now showing this error, anyone had this before?
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>>558547817
>>558547846
>Malding bugniggers can't handle the reality that the Terminids have been ruined with every single update thrown at them
Impalers? As buggy as Fleshmobs yet seemingly never mentioned by anybody just how bugged to fuck these tentacle faggots are. Tentacles clipping into city buildings so you can't even see them, hitboxes that don't align with the animations, tentacles still attacking after the Impaler is dead etc.

Dragon Roaches? Straight loadout filter. Spawn in absurd numbers considering how dangerous they are. The proto Vox Engine but even worse because it fucking flies and has LOS on you at all times.

Hive Lords? Uh huhu hope your whole team brought a fucking Emancipator each otherwise enjoy this thing shitting up the mission for 20 minutes

>Predator Strain
>Rupture Strain
>ESPECIALLY Rupture Strain on release

Faction most responsible for Arrowhead repeatedly nerfing fire and gas because how dare you actually fight back against AIDS with AIDS? Bugniggers.
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>>558546737
C4 is just good no matter what.
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>>558548202
Captcha ate pic...
>100secs to post
Rip
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>>558548231
lower the difficulty
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>>558548231
good thing im not a bugnigger, retard.
whats your next cope?
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>>558539241
>grenades actively ruin game performance
>lasers stagger and flinch you even behind cover
>pinhole weakspot unless you bring dedicated cannons
>sometimes replaces hulks completely
I hate this swigger creation with a passion. Singlehandedly ruins my deathless Railgun runs.
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>>558548478
you have too many friendly kills, sorry but you have to post on /v/ now.
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What's with the solo hostility? Sometimes I play planets that don't have the blob on it, and even leaving my session open no one joins...
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>>558539241
Lower the difficulty
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>>558548247
C4 is amazing, the guns are great despite being surpressed (atleast they sound better than the gaylo rifle) and the lure mine is the funniest impact grenade in the game.
To bad the armour perk is ass.
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>>558548478
This stinks of "bugs got too hard so I shifted to bots."
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>>558548478
>only 58 kills on average before a death
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>>558548671
>To bad the armour perk is ass.
the amour perk lets you rub your face directly against an enemies back without them detecting you
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>>558549040
He's a shitter. Reduced Signature might not beat Siege Ready, but it certainly beats out a ton of other passives in this game. It's an easy A-tier.
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>>558548643
lower your mouth into my dick
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>>558548867
>tourist missed when bots were wiped off the starchart for a few days
figures.
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We can win this MO so hard if we take Choepessa
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>>558549137
if the people mindbroken by joel and the rigged GW had their way this article would be happening every week as we continuously, endlessly delete factions off the map as soon as they appear
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>>558549040
>perk is ass
>n-no i get rub my face against ass
Ass perk.
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I'm too shit to play D10, how do I get the purple science thing?
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>>558549457
Doesn't it start dropping at D8 or so? Either way, you will eventually get used to D10 if you keep playing. You will notice the only difference is the amount of enemies that spawn.
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Why are bugs enemies when they're so cute?
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>>558549457
play on d6 and look for a particular POI (it's shaped like a cock)
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Are the halo weapons good?
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>>558549724
they're ok
no such thing as a bad weapon in helldivers of 2026
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>>558549620
sex-shaped bugs!
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>>558547693
based
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new bread doko
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>>558549969
>Lib
>LibConc
>Pacifier
>StA-52
>Defender
>Pummeler
>Punisher
>Slugger
>Breaker S&P
>Sickle
>Peacemaker
>Stun Lance
>Stun Baton
>Hatchet
>Flamethrower
>Sterilizer
>WASP Launcher
>flag
>Throwing Knives
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>>558549137
>Yeah dude I totally didn't play bugs, those kills are just from when I couldn't play bots, nevermind that I hate bugs!
Right, sure. A person who hates bugs would have just not played the game.
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>>558550343
holy self-report batman
post career page
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>>558550343
>WASP Launcher
Literally meta on Squids and a good plug on Devastator surges.
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>>558550343
The only three actively bad weapons here are the Sterilizer, One True Flag and Throwing Knives, and the first two only really because they take up support weapon slots.
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>>558550242
I don't want to make a new thread, (you) do it.

6 / (2*(1+2)) = x
6 / (2*(3)) = x
6 / 6 = x
1 = x
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>>558550863
retard, the answer is 9
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>solo stealth nigger still throwing a melty justifying his shit faction
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>>558551087
Nobody is justifying the bugs?
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Lobby doko
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>>558550995
?
with the notation 2(1+2) we know that 2 must multiply with (1+2), and only later divide with 6.

well, technically speaking it's ambiguous whether to do the division or multiplication first, but whenever I had to solve equations like this, the multiplication that omitted the * symbol always took priority.

even following PEMDAS, multiplication goes before division
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>>558550863
Where did that bracket around everything past the division sign come from? It's not in the original expression.
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>>558551335
>the multiplication that omitted the * symbol always took priority
What lmfao? The omission of the multiplication sign doesn't change the actual expression in any way, shape or form. Where are you people taught this crap?
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>>558551335
Fucking americans
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>>558551335
yeah I know bro, I'm just wasting your time LMOA by pretending to be retarded
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>>558551339
eh I added it because of the omitted multiplication sign, which in my experience generally took priority.
the original expression is a bit ambiguous about whether to do multiplication or division first, since those are of equal priority.
though if you've been taught hardline PEMDAS, it'd still be 1.

also it's not brackets it's parenthesis
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>>558551335
>multiplication goes before division
They have the same priority so are done left to right when there are no brackets to manipulate priority.
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>>558551563
>is a bit ambiguous about whether to do multiplication or division first
no, it's not. It absolutely fucking isn't.
How are you this dumb?
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>>558551591
shit, i forgot left to right priority, fuck me.
it's been a while.
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Who the fuck is autistic enough to unironically bother with maths? There is zero sensible real-world application for 95% of the math shit that's taught in schools
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>>558551697
This anon is right, we built our rockets and weapons of mass destruction with hopes and dreams, fuck math
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I have:
Steel veterans
Democratic detonation
ODST

What do I get next?
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>>558551958
Truth Enforcers
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>>558551913
true. But HE didn't.
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>>558551697
t. manual laborer
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>>558551958
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>>558551958
roll a dice. if it rolls anything other than chemical agents or cutting edge, try it out.
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>>558551958
You should probably get Chemical Agents but for me it's
SERVANTS OF FREEDOM
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Is an IFV too much to ask for...?
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>>558552169
______________yes_____________
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I haven't tried the stealth armor. Is it really that good for solos? I've been wanting to try soloing higher difficulties without being raped by 1 gorillion enemies. When stealthing do you still go for map clear or just the objective and extract?
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>>558552169
An actual IFV would make the players too powerful and be too fun so we'll gruntify it by removing the engine so two players have to make it go Flintstones style and the gunner cannon will have half the ammo of the autocannon. But hey, at least it will turn 360 degrees!*

*will not be able to look up high enough to hit gunships or bile titans
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>>558552169
bradley-like would rape every enemy in the game too hard, please understand. Imagine an actual armored vehicle with decent speed and a big autocannon. The devs would have to nuke it.
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>>558550242
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>>558553073
why are your digits in comic sans
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Illuminate on D7 solo is actually unplayable. Elevated Overseer and Fleshmob spam as far as the eye can see. I hope the cultists aren't this bullshit.
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How am I supposed to read the vox engine's damage output?
Is blast damage explosive damage?
Does its main cannons not deal any explosive damage?
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>>558553191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTTf-qmERc
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>bugfags get carte blanche to finally take planets
>Struggle to liberate ONE planet
Explain yourselves
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>>558553073
that's two different equations
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>>558553314
Because I want to know if explosive resist is a factor dumb faggot.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9_TkA9YSdI
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