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>>558500121where karma
hi
Warning: Playing Sona too much will make you look like this
Reminder that Lamb is cold.
Hey, Taebak! Big fan of the VGs, I can't believe you're not playing Yasuo as much anymore...RIP. I guess that's what happens when Yasuo gets gutted, lol. Anyways, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco. I just have a question about the skill build: Should I max Backstab like you backstabbed Gizzard, Deceive like you deceived Gizzard, or Hallucinate like you made Gizzard hallucinate about being able to play VGs with his friends?
>>558500401me too, i guess we're list dodging buddies now
chillpredato1311
>>558500269in the trash
>>558500425glizzard glazer in the chat
>>558500349giwtwm
>>558500746despite his tranny chasing, i like him quite a bit
juicy euw drama
>>558500883They should kiss
>>558500121>porcelain ed.put it on, anon
>>558500969Kissing makes you pregnant though.
I might have to take a break or something, my first loss in ranked this season and I was in a emerald/high plat lobby. I usually beart Yasuo so hard so I fought him lvl 1 and proceeded to get raped the entire game by him and his duo jg. I also got my Kayn taken on my other account and got give the long end of the cane up the ass. Also chat banned till the 9th of March and 25 games to restore my honor 5.
and thanks for posting that list. been feeling pretty dumpy for a while and that was a nice little boost. we take those
>>558501052But which one gets gregnant?
Any Jinx mains? I'm trying to pick her up because she's so strong when I survive the earlygame, but I really can't adjust to being so weak early. What champions can I beat early, when should I start fighting and what do I do early-mid before my powerspikes? I go kraken-runaan-ie-ldr-hexoptics and sometimes replace runaan for pd. I play ADC, so I know how to position. It just feels like I do no damage and don't contribute at all unless I luck with the passive.
>>558500349Why is she so fucking fat?
>>558501306Both of them get pregante cause they're both women.
>>558501391yeah but morgana would get more pregnant
>>558500270evenin'
>>558501391Well at least they keep the bloodline pure
>>558501335im told you're supposed to normal cast your E because the quick cast for it is unreliable for optimal trapping
>>558500846he played gnar top in vgs he must be slain inshallah.
>get a good team draft>someone dodges>get the most dogshit comp of all time>no one dodgesI hate this game
>>558501187You know losing a game is going to happen, correct? You don’t need to abandon ship and cry about it, it’s not possible to win every single game.
I bring a vision, a prophecy, a message from the voidBriar loses
>>558501335hexoptics is really decent first, if it appears viable to go it first, go it first. don't quick cast your E.>>558501732yeah don't. had instances of dropping it at my feet when i've been clearly aiming under an enemy or over a wall. unreliable.
>>558501824Quite impossible, she already won
dinopobber wonned
Every map is an early game loss into a rabid fight to come back and win.
>>558501187sorry, but your request for a break has been denied. you must keep playing until further notice. thank you
https://youtube.com/shorts/hF_kRtoCML0
>>558498285i'm in this list twice on different tiers lol
as a jungler with dragon on the map how do I gauge whether or not to>farm my top side, leaving dragon vulnerable>try to make a play with my bot lane, giving us an advantage for dragon>invade the enemy jungler to see if they're nearby/if I can kill them, making it easy for us to get dragona lot of the time I ignore the dragon and just keep farming, but a lot of the time that can lead to losing first+second dragon because I'm not making a play for it and putting us behind for soul potentially>summoner icon
>>558500349when I play sona my boobs grow my brain turns off and all I can hear is the song that will enable my teammates to carry-anon
>>558502173these games can be fun but they are so exhaustingespecially if you claw your way back into the game only to lose at the last moment because one person gets picked, then another, then another, etcthose are the worst, only behind being very ahead and then losing
>>558501363waist like this anon still calls me fat...
Why is Kayn's clear speed so slow? I legit can't get lower than 2:57
another day... another undefeated streak with quinn top + sera bot = gg.... LIVE FOR MORE...
>>558502430If your mid and bot can't play, you cannot do the dragon. If the enemy jungler does dragon, farm his top side (but make sure your raptors are farmed) or make a play top. Always think of league like a game of chess, you always give up something and once you make a move, it's the enemy jungler's turn (and vice versa)Giving a dragon is better than trying to force it with 3 low hp players and delivering the enemy team a late christmas present"B-but what if my team is never ready?"Doesn't matter, keep farming and making safe plays, some games are unwinnable. Ignore the crybaby 0/6 laners
>>558502870Built for easy birthing.
>>558502182O-oh okay….. ;(
>>558502395MPD anon....
>>558502762S-sony
reminder that Nami is soft
>>558501187Do you do this every time you lose? Check this out brah.
>>558502959you guys ever think about how different we all are? how varied our champs are? I think that's so fucking cool. this game has something for everyone
>>558503690Surely this is photoshopped together right?? no way this happened all in a row right? right??
>>558503771you're such a good little poster.
>>558503771stfu jelly dumb druggie
>>558501187>emerald/high plat lobbyyour screenshot says its gold 1
>game sets me up with full ixtal, roll for bard>2 star everything basically instantly>the same lobby where TWO players "randomly" are playing some retarded aphelios bard neeko targon build>they hold me back and then bottom 4 toodogshit rigged game
Sometimes I struggle to keep my mental up when my teammates are inting all across the map...
>vanguard needs to be running to play error kicks me out of the game>vanguard is runningI don't know why I even bother trying playing this anymore. The game barely works.
>>558503995Not him but sometimes an all gold lobby could also be full of people climbing to their actual rank. I see diamonds in plat 2
>>558504020Hate this shit, 1-3 have 5 copies of caitlyn and 2 visreroll augmentlook around lobby 5 other people rerolling cait. oh okay then.. guess i'll switch to seraphine/freljord...They all switch too, go 6ththanks riot
>>558504171Everyone's rank reset that badly?
i rly wanted to see this guy's opgg. damn.
>>558503995>>558504171nah hes full of shit and coping, all the plat 4s on the enemy team are 50% winrate, him being silver is what is dragging the game mmr so low, his team is a silver/golds vs a plat 4 team>emerald/high platplaying with the stucks lol
>>558504482I know for diamond+ it’s insanely fucked up.
>>558503909>>558503990I'm a ferocious and intimidating sober entity hushsometimes I just sit back and appreciate things. sometimes it's the little things in life, ya know? there's a myriad of ways to play this one single game so all kinds of players gather and that's the bee's knees
>>558504603Sorry bro, not obsessed with him enough nor do I have that level of free time to comb through his account, i'm just speaking from my personal experience.
>>558505175i opened up one game lil bro, and whats the experience of a retard that doesnt know what they are talking about? "yeah i know it says everyones emerald 4 300 games 50% winrate but this is actually a mid diamond lobby"
>>558502847>only to lose at the last moment because one person gets picked, then another, then another, etcIts almost always this outcome. Had a fed Morde and Yone who were the only hope to win and they just got gangbanged bot and top back to back, right after we got top inhib. Shit sucks, I hate comeback games win or lose because I dont have the energy to do it everyday
>>558503909
reminder nidalees tummy is on borrowed time and they will cover it up eventually to match the terrible new designs.her design is sexist or something zz
>>558504482when people that placed master by the end of 2025 suddenly end up in emerald at the start of 2026, you know shit's fucked
>>558505591anal with Aurora!
>>558505784true but shouldn't they climb fast?
there was an iron in my plat game the other day what is going on with matchmaking
>>558505872eomm-willing, yes
>>558505330Go take a nap, you’re getting cranky. Or argue with him.
>>558505591wabbit sex
>>558505579>Shit sucks, I hate comeback games win or lose because I dont have the energy to do it everydayYeah thats why im inclined to ff games that seem lost, id rather just call it a loss and queue up another rather than spend the mental energy on a 45 minute game that could potentially be a crushing loss after trying to come back anyway
>>558505604>forgetting yunara's tummy
STOP DOING YOUR FUCKING BLUE BUFF AND HELP BOT LANE IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE THEY ARE GETTING OUTNUMBERED AND DRAGON IS UP AND YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR BLUE BUFF NOW BOT LANE IS DEAD AND WE HAVE NO WAY TO CONTEST DRAGON BECAUSE YOU NEEDED THAT BLUE BUFF YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JUNGLER
>>558506134kill yourself you passive aggressive tranny panty waste
>>558506340>bot lane is 0-6 at seven minutesheh yeah sorry lanie that blue buff is getting done
what do you guys think of muramana pobby topulane
>>558501824plans are currently in motion to nullify this prophecy... at least for a little while
>>558491893i hope you feel better
I'm platinum 3 ^.^
>>558506545sex with poppy
>>558506340that's a good one. Absoluely one of my favorites. I also really like when the fuckhead is doing pic related by the nearby turret while there's a pokefest in progress
>>558506982>while there's a pokefest in progressas a jungler if i sense even a hint of aram fuckery forming i go farm my jungle or sidelane
>>558506946anal with Poppy?
Poppy is A hero, but not THE hero
>>558507105based.rumor has it aram fuckery is more common on NA than it is on EUW.
>>558506545I think poppy has a punch early, and late its just abusing the anti-dash/ult half the team away for an advantage, so mura plays really poorly into abusing those aspects
>>558507271no. she is THE hero. that's the gag
>>558507381thats not fair.. why does she have to be a solved champion..
Rule 63 skinsBoom, just made Riot millionsIt's free money
>>558507732It only works for popular champs like ezreal or yoneNobody gives a shit about Quinn or Malzahar
>>558508059i'm in love with quinn tho
Gender swapping characters would solve the women only play female champions problem
>>558508059R63 Malz does sound pretty damn hot though.
they'd rule63 samira and it'd be just this
>jungler starts complaining in champ select already>carry jungle only player>german name>peacocking with enemy jungler in all chat yapping shit like "I outpeak you pig">his gameplay is practicing goated cućk chair techniques until free kills present themselves>starts really egoing in chat because his KDA is good>we pull through with massive help of chogath (katarina makes herself useful by eating up some cooldowns)>look inside profile>master tier 3 years ago>for 10 days>then decays to d4 and hardly even goes past d3 sinceMany such cases.Motherfuckers touch the purple elo once - their ego inflates like a pufferfish - yet their gameplay proceeds to have as much meat as a pufferfish as well.
>>558503690based
>silver mundo top laner>hes premade>his fucking premade is sitting there cussing him out because hes a terrible dogshit playerunreal. Couldnt even type chat restricted his own premade did it for me.and then i just afked because no im not playing into 15jillian/x/x volibear.what is the counterplay to doran shield ADHD ape gameplay?cant take short trades cant play for long because hes ADHD ape all-inning me.https://streamable.com/h2pdfewhats the counterplay here.dont you fucking say jungle to me you stupid nigger you know how this works.what is
>>558508149post mastery>>558508223just remember riot is woke and hates boobs on display you're going to get femzahar in a burka
When I'm feeling bad I remember things could be much worse. I could wind up like this addicted miserable sap>>558508502
i tried learning mid with ahri but i'm not feeling her, it feels like unless you're ultra-fed, you're not that powerfulplease suggest me a mid champ that is kinda easy to play but also can delete people from mid to late game
>>558508906Annie is easy to play and can delete people ! :)
>>558508906>please suggest me a mid champ that is kinda easy to play but also can delete people from mid to late gameAhri.
>>558508906veigarviktor (slightly harder)xerathmel
>>558509003i'm not a pedo>>558509043not that powerful imo unless i'm doing sumthing wrong>>558509074cute girls only plz
>>558508906Annie is easy but flash reliant Mel is auto farmer and melts most compsTry Veigar out too
>>558509241syndra is your best bet but if you were already fucking up ahri syndra isnt much different
>>558509241luxsyndra
>>558509241Aurora thenShe's fun and her thighs are crazy
>>558509438lux is powerful but i already played her on supp
if you already play her support mid is really good
>>558509670i want to expand my champ pool and playing lux to learn mid will mean that i will follow my supp habits which can potentially become bad habitsi want a fresh start!
>>558509978stopping doing the bad habits then dummy
>>558509346NTA but I feel the exact way he does about Ahri and I don't about Syndra.Syndra fucking deletes people in a way Ahri doesn't.
>>558510219Because she trades mobility for raw ap
Briar won
>>558508435wonder why kat didnt go hextech gunblade. also, that's extremely lore-friendly for garen to have his way with her like that, innit.that aside, it's nice to see you had a team and I have to wonder if that jungler noticed his ass go carried. I always have to wonder about such small probabilities.
would you still love me if i was bronze 55
Is it fair that Ryze has a targettable snare while shit like morgana needs to aim a skill shot?
>>558510829i would. she would not
>>558508502Your first mistake was walking up to the wave and randomly pressing W and then not going for passive stacks to slap that retard to death.
uhh my team surrendered at 15 and my toplane had gotten solo killed 7 times and my jungloid got solo killed 6 times while they both screamed at eachother for 10 minutes.Emerald 4 is elo hell what are the coin flips how are you supposed to climb when this shit happens so frequently
How about instead of Ahri or Syndra Anon plays Sylas that's a really good 1v9 champion
Yone!
>>558501187>I also got my Kayn taken on my other account and got give the long end of the cane up the ass.Good, I think it's important for someone to get it form their main to see what they out others through. Am I wrong lolg? It's like how police officers have to get tazed and pepper sprayed in the academy.
I should get my OTP every single game and it should never be banned or taken from me
Seraphine never recovered after missing this ult and eventually afk'd
>>558511346S17...
>>558510835t. illiterate morg who can't read
>>558511346Smolder in da river fo' todae
Remember when dazzle was point and click and AP yi did 2k damage per q
>>558511346erm it's called a zoning ult sweaty...its a high elo tactic...
>>558511346you know teams with cloud soul have like a 96% winrate?You are part of the 4%
>>558510573kindred did too
>>558511719cursor movement a few degrees up and this would have been a highlight
>>558511346>aatrox died 1 second after arriving with teleportgod i fucking hate top niggers like you wouldnt believe, second to jungle in just flat out ignoring the game.
>Decide to quit and learn Jungle>/mute allwow this game is so chill now
its okay you dont have to spare my feelings anymore you can put me in my own tier of evil
why... am i so good... at support... sigh...
r u ok
>>558512085welcometo the chill zone
>>558512153
>Playing in masters>Every game is just bigger healthbar wins because they don't have any realistic countersI am tired and bored of this happening every season>BUT THE GWENY CAN COUNTER THEM!they ban gwen every game i wonder why.>BUT THE ADC CAN AUTO THEM!yes maybe 3 autos before they die to random aoes that werent even aimed at them
>>558512085>laner walks in and starts "helping" you clear campswhat now
Soraka my cute wife!
>>558512907have at it, im not the only one losing LP
>>558512886welcome to phreaktopia
>>558511726>teams with cloud soul have like a 96% winrate?really?
do u mind if i bounce on it
>>558511905unpopular opinion but I always prefer the top laner not to teleportit always ends badly
>>558513023i misremembered, its 92%these stats make a lot of sense in modern league desu. you win soloq by getting picks. cloud soul is the strongest because you can run in kill someone and gtfo with 0 counterplay
>>558507381Some people won't be able to admit it, but this is what high elo lulu mechanics look like
>>558513015People have been crying about tanks being op since like season 3 or maybe even earlier long before Phreak got hired.
>>558513283ignite lulu is retarded at all elos
>>558512886yeah the "tanks" in this game deal too much fucking damagei get they make them that way because otherwise nobody would play them since they would be bored to tears but stillmundo being a ten thousand hp colossus that can chunk half your hp in one hit is stupidwhich unless you explicity pick to counter them (trundle, gwen, vayne, etc) you put your team's life in the hands of your adc (good luck with that, i think the amount of shitty adcs in this game is higher than any other role)
>>558513064do the naked dogeza first
>>558513270Is the % obtained saying the % of total games soul was obtained? So its saying that dragon souls are gotten in 14% of games in total? Wouldn't believe that for a second with how easy dragons to get are, practically every winning team I see has soul unless the game is ff'd on 3rd drag
>>558513064only if you wear the poppy cosplay
>>558513503Well it's emerald+ so you're less likely to get hostaged
>>558513270that's still really high compared to the other souls. maybe cloud needs a nerf
>Mid is spam pinging for help before I'm even at my raptor campNigger it's like the 2nd wave how are you already dead you braindead kat player
>>558513526nty
>>558513270in my mind this just reinforces the idea that soul is a win-more mechanic that probably shouldnt existthe comeback mechanics that do exist already dont really work, does the winning team really need more ways to win the game?
God I need Shyvana to squeeze my face with her fuckin' thighs.
>>558513725nta but how about Zoe cosplay?
>>558513428Its not just that. Their counters are generally bad champions that pay a massive price for being able to damage these monstrosities. Vayne and Kog suffer horrendous laning phases and generally won't be able to keep up in items to properly do their job because of it, Trundle is incredibly bad in teamfights because of how kiteable he is. Gwen is the only exception.Meanwhile you can blind mundo mao voli sej sion into anything and at least go even and still be a menace
>>558513729I actually agree with you, and I loved the s4-s6 meta, but Riot got married to snowballing like 10 years ago after the top laners had a tantrum and are never going to change their minds imo.
>>558511149yone don't do it. yasuo is hardly nutritious have you seen his diet
i fucking hate you
same
>>558514228even george floyd?
>>558514228
>>558514289FUCK OFF WITH THIS THING.PLEASE. MAKE IT STOP.
codices of a heartless thug
>>558514436you're too funny, anon
what did he mean by this
>>558513729No duh? Soul and elder were implemented to force games to end.
>>558514537you're too furry, anon
>>558514648Wrong, they were implemented so pro teams in esports games would fight eachother instead of permafarming. So that means your solo queue games are 90% one sided stomps with no chance of comebacks so riot can get a few more viewers. Don't be retarded in 2026.
>>558514289>>558514537it's nice to her happy and being goofy from her usual skiddish self
>>558514815>90% one sided stomps with no chance of comebacksWhats funny is that everybody knows this and they still vote no. Even in norms. We're down 10k gold with no LP on the line and you're voting No. Should be a hanging offence irl
>>558514815Okay, whatever you believe must be right
>>558514970This entire game's balance is esports. The lead dev said in an interview that lane swaps in pro games are the reason they made role quests. Any time someone tries to underplay the influence that a handful of esports players have on the balance for millions of other players you can immediately assume they are being dishonest.
>>558514815>>558514648you guys are both right though? elder and soul are win cons that give the power to end the game, and proplay was literally hitting 30 minutes 3 kills because the stupid bugs just wanted to farm, so instead of dragon just being a gold/xp pinata they made it an active timer to when the game should end.
>>558515093it's funny when casual players cite what happens in esports as if that is what goes on in their plat games
>>558515304Are you following the conversation at all retard?It's specifically about solo queue. The stats say that dragon soul is 90% chance to win. So if your team is winning and has 1 finger left on their hand to click on the dragon it means you have a 90% chance to win and the enemy team has a 10% chance of being able to fight back. It means if your jungler is better and thus gets more dragons it means you have a 90% chance to win
What if I build Bork when I'm Rhaast? Shouldn't that melt tanks?
>>558515304im iron iv and i have swung more games rping as a pro player with surprise roams provided the other laner isnt a moron that is busy ? pinging me and I play the role that punishes me the most for doing exactly that
>>558513895He's a fullblown demon/devil in that skin line so he'll be fine.
>>558514228You hate everyone.
i wonned as support
>>558513354>CRYINGUEEEGGHHH..... CRYING???? OGGGHH... MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE ETERNAL EXODIA TANK ITEMS META? ^__^ IT'S BEEN 16+ YEARS MAYBE.... OEEEEEGGHHHH..... NERF THE EXODIA TANK ITEMS+CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 2 DECADES? ^_______^
>>558515093This is why we should make fun of esports and its fans, they're just ruining the game for the rest of us
>>558515792poppy paizuri
>>558516187Esports aren't a bad thing inherently, it's entirely the fault of the untalented brainless riot employees who have 30 other failed projects deciding that they want esports to be the focus of design/balance philosophy and not just an irrelevant afterthought
>>558516187don't be mad you don't get paid to int on the big stage
>>558514228and I love you
>>558516367
MAYBE.... 16+ YEARS OF EXODIA TANK ITEMS META IS """"""TOO MUCH""" WHAT DO U THINK ^_^ MAYBE REJECT GAMES NEED 1 (ONE) MORE SEASON 1 (ONE) MORE YEAR OF FURTHER TESTING THE STIMULATING TANK GAMEPLAY OF BUILDING 0 (ZERO) DAMAGE ITEMS WHILE DEALING 99999 DAMAGE IN THE REJECT GAMES CALIFORNIA PAYCHECK STEALING OFFICE BEFORE CHANGING THINGS WHAT DO U THINK? ^__^
everyone should ban 3+2 meta top laners and meta junglers. 3 of either one and 2 of the other role. if you ban anything else, you're trolling unless even if you're smurfing in your tier
>>558516825we need to find the rioter who thought about giving tanks both heartsteel and unending despair and brutally rape him to death
>oh, that ability cancels my ult? okay, well, now i know...!
>be a tranny duo>pick hwei adc and seraphine>play exactly how these faggot champs play, like passive aggressive little pussy bitches>holding and freezing waves>IN A NORMS GAME>typing "you guys are mad weird" after dying to the third gankthese arent people these are demons in shitty plastic bodies they need to be killed.
>>558517013yeah but you're still lonely
>>558517013i play norms once in a blue moon, but they are always unironically more sweaty than my diamond games with people cancer picking to rape lane phase idk how niggers can actually play normals only unless they are in such low mmr they don't face these demons
>>558517109you and everyone like you needs to be killed the world can not progress without this
>>558517180believe me or not, these demons do appear even in bottomlo
>>558517180Well thats the problem with norms. The godawful matchmaking. So even irons have to deal with these shitty lobbies
>>558513858>Vayne and Kog suffer horrendous laning phasesThe elites don't want you to know this but you can start E then put 3 points in it and then proceed to max W and build onhit as normal on kogmaw to get through early laning. Once you hit 6 pressing ER on casters kills them for 110 mana from a distance only seraphine and xerath could match.Vayne bot laning is weak but vayne top isn't as long as she's not in one of the handful of terrible matchups.Funny thing about vayne top is that another korean onetrick is in the spotlight for hitting challenger with a great winrate. He didn't do it via super clean mechanics which you'd expect from KR high elo. Frankly I could name some EU players that'd run circles around this guy hands wise."So what does he do then" you ask? He rushes defensive boots into health components of hexplate almost every game, literally HP scumming to statcheck in melee range.League really is a game of "bigger healthbar wins".
Did the nerfs hit Aphelios hard? Some said throw in the towel, you'll be putting in the work but not getting the right payoff.
>>558517268mad because i'm righteven trannies can find a duo while you're hating and lonely
>>558517681trvke
>>558516805The main reason I started coming to this general and still come is for thick yordles. Keep doing gods work
>>558517507>He rushes defensive boots into health components of hexplate almost every game, literally HP scumming to statcheck in melee range.Exodia tank items and tabis won again
jesus christ gimme a win
>>558518280You'll win the next game
I was jungling yesterday and came across the most degenerate cheese Darius support player. He runs HoB Ghost Ignite and walks into your jungle at level 1. Being Rammus, I of course chain ganked him off cooldown and killed him when he tried to solo invade and steal my raptors (wtf?). But the real kicker is that his adc went afk after being fucking hammered by my tidal wave of revenge ganks. I log in today and got the report notification. Imagine being this dude, only logging in every few weeks for a game and getting Darius ""support"" and being reported. What a fucking company.
>>558518280This win's for you!
>phreak deletes crit true damage kraken>rapes botrk>rapes cut down for literally no reason>rapes max% health modifiers on vayne and kog>rapes caitlyn and twitch everytime they're even slightly good in soloq (range too broken!!)>removes giant slayer from ldr>while tanks get an infinitely stacking hp item and mages get hp on every other item for no reasonme when a low elo redditor tells me adcs counter tanks in big 2026 i try not to smilebut it's ok we got giant slayer on ldr back it's really useful into the 8k hp mundo!!! oh my days i love building collector haha yes!!!
>>558519025>first game in a month>Darius support>camped by enemy jungleyeah I think i'm uninstalling this shit game
>>558519078I wish I had this emote as my icon
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UThe Valentine Drawpile is looking good!
>>558519025The problem with ad carry has always been the creatures that play support. If you had an unselfish peel player every game it would be very fun and engaging. But you get the most retarded, useless rejects in all of society going zaazaks riven or some stupid shit. They don't even queue up to win they queue up to psychologically torment the person thats stuck with them in bot lane.
>>558505801I don't think she's into anal. Heck, doubt she's into sex at all.
>>558515493U SIMPLY DON'T BUILD DOGSHIT BRUISER ITEMS ON RHAAST. YOU ALL IN ON ASSASSIN ITEMS SO THAT YOUR MAX% HP ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING
>>558519359Which league girls would be into anal then?Aside from Ahri ofc
>I quite enjoy my own companywhat a coping loser
>>558519359Sex is for procreation only.
i lock in support hoping my ad will be a sissy and we can les out frotting while styling on the enemy draven hardstyle
>>558519079You forgot to mention that there's so much healing and shielding in the game now that you're forced to build mortal reminder over LDR in most games so even that tiny win of getting back a worse version of giant slayer doesn't matter
>>558519674
>>558519674sona, lux, zyra, janna, and elise do not fuck anyone but ezreal and he exclusively fucks their assholes
>>558519718goals
League of legends should be like tft and you just get item components at certain time intervals that way you have to gamble to have a good build
>>558519674We already know the Answer to this!
>>558519794im fucking tired of having to build serpents fang and mortal reminder. its so suboptimal but getting the assassin or the support to build the right items is just not worth it. theyre legit more likely to rage int over being given advice than they are to listen
>Builds Redemption>Never uses it
>>558518880>>558519078today is not my day, brosat least I look stylish holding these Ls
>>558520248Oh my goodness, that's a Malzahar carry
>Day 840 of listening to ADCs complain about SupportsHelloooooo I'm right H E R E !!! Where is my duo !?!
>teammates are a bunch of nigger bruisers alone in the enemy jungle trying to snipe kills>im an abandoned adc that gets instant zed ulted every single fight>my support that i havent seen since they were 0/3 in lane pings me for clearing jungle camps on repeat
>>558520248you could always get a job instead of playing league for 10 hours a day
>>558521195Wagies are even bigger losers than someone who loses 10 games in a row.
>>558521278Nah, there's few things more pathetic than being an adult able to work and refusing to
>>558521495i can tell you typed this shit with that big schnose of yours
>>558521495thats cool bro, thats cool. so true. and real. rent is due btw
not bronze those players are known to be badnot iron those players are supposed to be the worsthttps://streamable.com/u9bpm6silver.silver every single time without fail>>558515493>What if I build Bork when I'm Rhaast?as rhaast you do something like 12% max % health damage everytime you Q through someone. no matter what you build, Q is your highest source of damage. in building botkr you dont kill anything more efficiently youre better off building tanky, or for an offensive item with a different passive attached to it
Briar got first bloodBriar got S+Briar got a pentaand Briar wonned
i (support) stomped my duo (toplaner) like 10 times in a row in 1v1's and now i kind of got the ick...
>>558520012>yummi in the dom categoryWhat did they mean by this
>>558521278do you expect all of us to live off our parents forever?
>>558522635inheritance? if u dont have generational wealth pls stop typing
>>558522541things that didn't happen...
they seriously buffed this broken as fuck champion lmfaoooo
>>558522780im fine with it when it stomps lane like in your pic, what makes senna truly aids is that even though shes so strong in lane if you somehow manage to make her go 0/7 cos shes bad she still scales harder than smolder and still has a good chance of winning
ugh the macro its just too clunky sorry team. i would try to carry but uggghh that macro is just to clunkyYOULL NEVER GUESS VARUS RANK! ITS SILVER! WOW COOL!
>>558522724must be nice to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth maybe use your advantages in life to better yourself
How so I fix negative LP when I'm at positive win rate? Do...I have to lose until I'm at 50%?
>>558522727>things that didn't ha-ACK! I'm so sorry for being a nigger so so sorry!
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1D4z50yQ
>>558522780Fact, every single brown/black champion in the game is either objectively broken or has something in their kit that makes them auto pilot or annoying to play against. All of them
>>558523323Not him but my parents were/are middle class and my "inheritance" will mainly be from me selling their property because I'm an only child.Only reason I have my own house is from buying BTC in 2010 because some rando on /b/ talked about it
>>558523575the 3 black supports are ok
>>558523323u r mad asf xd
A NEVERENDING MIDNIIIIIIGHT SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNANANANANANNNNNNN
>>558523575Lucian isn't broken and is fair to play against
i was born rich and i'm frugal but i still work because i have principlesif you're ok just sitting around and wasting time with whatever dumb bs then you're just a child
league of legends?
league of legends isn't just wasting time sitting around it's hard work mister!
Since Gunblade is back, why can't Riot nerf Katarina and Akali since it gives them a free cc to hit their dumb combos?
>>558523513laptop voters are girls, they owe me sex and feet pics
I THOUGHT THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WAS ALL ABOUT BUILDING EXODIA TANK ITEMS
>>558524364gunblade is shit on kata since they turned her into an apcuck champ
I wish I looked like my main...
>>558523575
>>558522780same as last year around this time, too. they'll nerf her by summer. or was that 2024?
>>558524091Not anymore but when he released they buffed/hotfixed him and he became one of the most cancerous ADs in the game because of his passive
>>558524538>tankNo its bruiser items. If you had sundered that exchange would have gone in your favor
>>558523575Taliyah is an honest boy
It's a new day to do a little bit of inting ! https://www.twitch.tv/selah70x7
>>558524805is that a plug???
I just noticed that in the champion part of the lolskill website, every single cringe champion does not have an icon attached to it while only the based champions do, very coolhttps://www.lolskill.net/champions
i had a cute duo and now I'm horny T_T why did she leave me like this...
>>558525606>something in their kit that makes them auto pilot or annoying to play againstTaliyah E is like Poppy W where it fucks over 90% of the roster of champions>throw down lane wide carpet >if you even attempt to move over the rocks, not only take huge amount of damage but are also stunnedJust like with old Asol, they had an actually unique champ and reworked them into generic damage mage slop. Also they removed all expression and counterplay around her Q>high damage ability that was kept down by the circles on ground>now you can just cast it on the circles and it deals more damage
clueless completely lost irelia might as well have been alt tabbed the entire gamesilver xinloss.
it's time to buff nilah
Nilah should go straight into the bin and be deleted from league of legends
It's not riot games, I don't play league of legends anymore because of lolg.
>>558524091You do not play adc. That nigger can be 0/3 and still stat check you while facetanking everything
another yone rage quits adding to the stereotype and right after a game where a yasuo fed his ass off
>>558526365Please come back anony I wanna help you grow...
>>558502430Never ever give three camps on either side to sneak drag without 3 or 4 people it will lead to severe tempo disadvantage and encourage a good jungler to repeatedly steal camps on side not close to dragon pit. If both your mid ult is down or isn't willing to blow summoners to move you need to concede and make a play elsewhere if possible.
I just want Senna bent over my desk. Or Shyvana in my lap. There's a lot of good ones- but the game itself mostly fills me with dread, now.Maybe next year it will be better, but this year it looks bleak.
>bronze mid lane starts crying in the all chat "this isnt fair" because enemy mid plat>feeds>side lanes doing nothing>hits no on the ff vote because hes "trying to learn">35 minute loss when the game was over before it started>"there was nothing we could do">doesnt answer my friend request this is an AI designed to be the biggest piece of shit possible, because otherwise its a living breathing person
i hope you all get cancer
>>558523575truth nukeif you play black champs you are a nigger irl and are feeding into riots woke pozzed proganda for catering into the obnoxious minority
>>558526842at least it would be overinstead i persist year after year, the shame and disappointment ever growing
bailey is the best !
>>558526913maybe you should kill yourself today, grab a razor blade, get into a warm bath and slit your veins
i want a lolg to have our meat sticks stuck together in like a chinese finger trap and we sit on eachother's laps sharing a chair while our desks are opposite one another and we both play league while kissing and holding eachother tight looking past the other's shoulder to see our own monitor
>>558527087i dont have a bath
>it's another case of bot having a collective deaths of 23Why is it always botlane?
>>558527087bet you wouldn't tell me that in game buddy
hop in vgs bropw vidya
>>558526365WOW WHO GIVES A SHIT PAL?
>>558527062love you cutie pie ! <3<3
>>558527115Bot lane snowballs the hardest.1. (Most common reason) It's harder to play safe and keep the wave near your tower because support players are mentally incompetent. They will not help you hold the wave and they will constantly break the freeze to proc their support item. This happens all the way up until like GM, its insane, they are just stupid beyond all hope.2.Two fed people can dive much more easily than one in a 1v1. They can dive even without the jungler, unlike mid/top where this is usually not the case3. Bot lane basically always has to rotate to drag so if your team takes a shitty dragon fight you will die. This happens a lot4. AD carry is the squishiest and least survivable role
lolg is a pond of liquid shit and you're too brown to stop swimming in it
>>558527115i was apart of this twice in a row and it's really unfortunate but idek what I could have done differently it's just fucked
>>558526365but muh psyop about the general not being the reason anyone left....
>>558527331WOW WHO GIVES A SHIT SIS
>>558527578FAGGOT
>>558527578stfu gneedra
>>558527578to be honest you need to die
>>558527578They hated him because he told them the truth
>>558527279>>558527062E-daters in /lolg/?
>>558527578KYS NOW
lolg is the 457th nameless chinese soldier at the end of my spear in dynasty warriors.
>>558527857SHUT UP UGLY BITCH
I wanna buy arcade sona, but I'm gonna use the prestige sona skin like 95% of the time once it comes out and that's like next patch >_<""
Why are we TRYING to be a shit general?
evens high apm shit or maybe akaliodds enough league for the night.
Discordniggerbros, our answer?
If you don't have a piss jug, you'll never make it to high eloYou just don't have the dedication
>>558528283goodnight
im watching broxah and every game somebody seems to troll the shit out of this guy (both on his team and on the enemy team)why do people hate him so much
>>558528859he plays like a greedy cunt bro he picks teemo and ignores every fight and farms
https://files.catbox.moe/9tkqty.mp4Yes I'm stoopid. Why do you ask?
>>558527208bets?
>flash Mel W's right AFTER the reflect>the reflected skillshot autotracks into where I flashed>gets a kill and snowballsI hate this fucking champ.
>>558529257just don't throw spells at her and let her do whatever she wants :^)
Not to say that the fact this game literally punished you for winning.>win too much? loserQ>still win because you are just better? gutted lp>on top of an already shit matchmakingI fucking love LoL as a game but not the systems around it.
>>558529024That's cause teeto scales
>>558525802That's a clothing, dumbo
lee sin pre 15 min>you are no match for the power of lightninglee sin post 15 min>alright guys gl winning im a melee minion now
My biggest league fear is not getting +30/-10 anymore
Toplane matters btw.
>>558530438I hear he's really good at evasion tanking
>>558528859he does nothing until 20 mins every game and its unfun to play with >HURR DURR BUT HE IS LE HIGH ELO DOE XDD HURR DURRso are the people trolling him
riven shaco azir sona
>>558529024wow hes literally me
sorry about the disconnect. my isp decided to end the game for me. it was fun, though, so thanks for that.
it's here
>>558529024The worst part about playing with shitheads like this is that even when your team wins, (You) the player lose. They drag the game out to 40 minutes while your laner rapes you repeatedly then they carry your corpse over the finish line.All these picks like shyvana jg, teemo jg, yi jg that never gank/are useless pre-6 are disgusting.
>>558532329you get level six in two clears now, thats like five minutes into the gamelaners cant go five minutes without a gank?most ganks are way better when the jungler has ult anyway, at this point id say most junglers want to get to level six as fast as possible so their ganks are more effective
ZzzzZzzZzz~
Artificial climb.Artificial rankeds.
>>558532835WAKE UP
Soraka
>>558533196
>>558532778Ok so lets say you're playing shyvana and you power farm and you gank 2x before 10 minutes, using your ultimateLee sin has emerged to gank and/or pressure 8 times and has two dragons, grubs, only down about 10cs and thats assuming he isn't high elo and just invades and kills your ass after wiping the floor with your mid laner. Do you see the problem
>>558531629>those Noc buffslaaaame, he's already a great skirmisher and this just increases his clear speed and chase down power so it's very likely he'll clear faster than you and get to scuttle before you can and it'll be very hard for a lot of jungle champions to contest scuttle.>Taliyah JG monster buffs to compensate for Q nerfkek it's hilarious how they think anyone still plays Taliyah jungle>Kha nerfspretty bad because some people were going evolve Q first again as far as I could tell and this is just going to make them go back to evolve W which is infinitely worse than Q>Hubris 200g cheaperreally big. don't know how yet but that's a big price decrease for AD assassins' first item spike. I'm expecting nerfs to Rengar and Talon and co. in the coming weeks.Any idea why they didn't list the Voli buffs? I wonder what they're giving him.
>>558531629>only meaningful buff is Mel>nocturne jgl and lane buff>volibear nothing but they said they want to work on making his ad builds better, so lane buff>only meaningful nerf is neeko>adjustment>shifting varus' poke power in to his W more and making it scale with ad as well (will just make his hybrid better lol)they could literally just skip this patch, nothing would change either way.
>>558532835Strange Cat...
>>558531629>no swain buffsthey will do this when he gets his new skin :tm:
>>558531629varus needs a rework that straight up removes his Q. All cancer playstyles stem from the Q. Just fucking remove it and force him to be a high atk speed adc.
>premade tells me they cant wait for league voice chat to cuss players like me out because i stopped playing after the ff vote failed instantly on an unplayable game>add them after the game to get on that discord, wanna see what all the hype is about>all of them block me>all of them had tranny ass profiles classic
>>558532883
>>558533328the mistake youre making is assuming that gank and objective opportunities are equal between both teams, which is not the casefor example, my team could play completely overextended and get ganked three times, while the enemy team doesnt at all so maybe i only get to gank oncethen lets say my bot lane is completely smashed, that leaves dragons (at least the first two) in the hands of the enemy jungleryoure also describing two types of characters, one of which is a scaling power farmer and the other is a gank heavy early game fighter who falls off lateras for the invasion yes thats something you need to keep in mind but its also something you can play around, not some inevitabilitybasically dont just assume that if a jungler is getting kills all over the map its because that jungler is better than their opponent, its possible they're just taking advantage of opportunities that their opponent isnt getting (which is what you want to do as a jungler, take advantage of opportunities and create mismatches)
4 future rocket scientists and heart surgeons on my team
>>558531629>Lillia buff>It's actually a huge nerf
>>558533725Yes and when you pick a scaling power farmer jg you are basically saying "Fuck you guys, play perfectly and make no mistakes despite the fact that my counterpart will be all over you, I'm not helping you gl see you at 15" It's disgusting. Nobody likes you. Also you smell bad
>>558531629I LOVE LEE SIN Q DAMAGE SO INNOVATIVE HOLY SHITkill yourself august
>>558533673Not you
Norra is better as a support mage
>>558533728Mundo thinks you're a big sissy
>>558533895dafuq is a norra, not in my league of legends
I'm at 5 games surrendered in a row.
>>558533510kys pronto>>558533568>remove his Qno anon, they need to revert him back to before he was made a raging queer AND that means before he had his W empowering his Q, which also means he loses his huge % chunking, still retains some but not the "haha you have 10k health i deal 6k and alos if you are squish you get one tapped!" cancer.
>>558533972Go next irl atp
>>558533982:noose:
Ranged top players are the only players I cannot tolerate.
>>558533982Look the burst is shit but he also shouldn't be allowed to poke with Q. Lethality varus is just as cancerous and annoying. He shouldn't be able to oneshot tanks but he also shouldn't be able to turn himself into AD Xerath. Just remove the fucking Q. Seriously when he plays and builds properly, that ability does nothing. It is the source of all problems
>>558534126>Seriously when he plays and builds properly, that ability does nothing.?
>>558533808yeah sorry bud but i dont trust any of you to carry this game with the lead i give yousee you in 15
yeah, I'm a toplane main my champ pool is Vayne, Quinn, and Teemo
>>558534029I need a gun.
>>558498285why am I in surface level nice... im nice...
its bedtime
>>558533963Instead of adding old champions to the mobile version they added a new one
>>558534126guy who thinks q is useless for onhit varus: let me explain how the game works and how it should be balanced Dunning kruger is strong in you
>>558533892Oh yeah?
>>558534691he didn't used to need Q to proc w passive newfag :)
>>558533196Eh…. Big deal.
How'd they mess this up, this time ? Surely I'm not the only one where the game also feels like it has 50+ ms than it says it does.
>>558534785you spoke in the present tense and old varus was a shit designyou don't want them to revert old varus this is just a last ditch copeyou genuinely just don't know how varus works
Why are ryze and azir god tier in pro when they are hyper late game champs and pros can end games quickly?
When are they going to make an AD Ziggs?
>trying support champs with bots>100% lossrate vs intermediate botsHow long has this game been out, 25 years? How are the bots not capable at this point?
>>558534872Like tristana? She melts towers
>>558534857Pros last hit every minion in the wave and get to catch every single wave. Most of their movements are determined by this fact. Like if you would miss a wave, your support or jungler will come and slow down the push for you. So they reach item and level spikes way earlier.
>>558534938youre losing against bots? am i reading this correctly?
>>558534857their ults are both designed for coordinated team use and they have pretty safe laning phases where they sit back and cs at no riskalso im pretty sure games make it to lvl 16 and stuff which is when ryze becomes a god tier instakill champ
>>558534857because they're good early as well lolespecially azir. He is literally a lane bully. Plus Azirs only counterpicks are pretty much nonviable in pro (kassadin, xerath, lux, velkoz)As for ryze the champ is just op right now in general, he's top tier in solo queue as well, when he's not overtuned he doesn't get picked in pro these days.
>>558534975he probably meant an ad aoe shitflinger, riot hates shitflingers so never
>>558534857Not falling off is good because it guarantees you don’t fall offFor Ryze I think it’s his team teleport, and for Azir it’s E+Q mobility
>>558535030but ryze is horrid in every elo right now
>>558535115No he isn't
>>558535030yeah but you'll only see a good ryze every 100 gameslike sure the top 5 midlaners on every server are all playing him but most people suck ass at him. point and click cc, waveclear, and a roaming ult cool sure but you're still gonna get fucked if you aren't flawless
>>558535030Azir looks like alot of fun to play. Is he actually that difficult to learn and not int?
>>558534996When I am playing support champs yes, the ones that babysit the carry. The carry bot just goes jungle, top, runs right into the two bot bots, runs back and tps home, ignores solo champs attacking tower with me attacking it.
>>558535043>he probably meant an ad aoe I did>riot hates shitflingers so neverBut they are balanced by healers
>>558535131his wr is like 4% below average in every rank>>558535145he is kept permanently gutted due to pro and he just got nerfed but if you find him fun then you should play him
>>558535145YesHe and gangplank are the only actual hard to learn champs But the difference is gp is actually good in solo queue when you learn him. If you learn gp your elo will go to the moon Azir on the other hand is very team reliant and kinda sucks with randoms
>>558535163riot hates healslut shitflinger meta because it beats the bruiser shieldslut meta they have hard forced the last 10 years
>>558535030Why aren't artillery mages played in pro?They can get all peel during teamfights they need and there are no assassins in pro. They can stop enemy from doing objectives. Plus they are actually early game focused so they fit good players
I don't understand how my jungler hasn't gank once, is behind in cs, and hasn't gotten a single objective. What is bro doing?
>>558535323this usually means he got invaded and nobody helped
>>558535323#JustJungloidThings
>>558535145Yes, the input timing on his combo E+Q is very quick and if you aren’t doing superbird ults you’re ngmi, also his overall gameplay being autoattacks and positioning doesn’t help either. He’s really cool but plays like an ADC
>>558534740Stupid fox
>>558535406Yes but if you're not handsless this is a good thing. Strengths of an ADC hypercarry but none of the weaknesses because he can self peel, has mobility and can build zhonyas. Hell he can even put up a fucking turret for himself.
>>558535316cant you just dodge their skillshots when you're on 0ms
>>558535352>he dindu nuffinwhy cant the jungler just be a useless nigger, why does he have to be a faultless victim
>>558535316It's because they can't sidelane for shit so come mid game either you or your adc is a rape victim
>>558535406 Basically I want to shred towers and split push. I don't want to dash into the enemy team and whiff an ult if I don't have to
>>558535486He’s really hard to play. If you’re accustomed to shitflinger mages like I am, it feels super bad playing Azir the way a normal mage should. He has a very unique playstyle, his input timing is fast, he kiting requires, he ticks every box for difficulty
easy game! easy life!
>>558535494>tfw I miss every single shotGet zoned noobs
>>558535559i didn't say he was a victim or faultless at all. you asked a question and i answered it. if you wanted emotional seething replies you should have said so
>>558536051masters soon!
Good job sis keep it up!~
>>558536221hopefully!
LoserQ but still in positive win rate but the system is still in huge "Fuck you!" mode why do I even care.
what mages have the least amount of skillshots?
>>558536447LeBlanc comes to mind, her W is quite wide and hard to miss and her Q is point and click so it's really just the E chain.
Thinking of writing a fapfic where the yordle girls one by one become part of a human guy's harem
>>558536447Annie has no real ones, her W and ult are instant so they don't really count
>>558536447lux because none of her kit takes skill!
>be me>Xerath>zoning the heck out of the enemy team>finally land a Q (was from across half the map)>>558536447Talon
>>558536447Is Karma a mage?
>>558536612>TalonThe post said mage thougheverbeit
>>558536650Enchanters are mages
>>558536584I've miss her flash ult alot :( I need something easier
Evens I take this cursed account in rankedOdds I play norms until next time
>>558536758Ekko doesn't have a lot in the way of skillshots either. Most of the time you'll only be Q'ing when you E so it's basically guaranteed. Fizz? Asol, Rumble..
>>558536758Damn, didn't know you were retarded, my condolencesTry Vladimir then
>>558536687VladDo Azirs and Orianas companions count as shots?
>>558536758Malphite
>>558536771Heed the warning.
>>558536573*Insert many buzz lightyears on a shelf in a store meme*
>>558535030Azzapp could play vel'koz in pro to counter azir. He is a God vel'koz and played azir in an old pro team so he knows both sides of a matchupHe could learn any other artillery mage in case they ban vel'koz against him.
>>558536168>>558535352I watched this shit after the game, he got double scuttled because he's an idiot he was faster with clear, but decided to wander around aimlessly for 20 seconds instead of doing scuttle and ended up showing late, then was slow to the second one. At 5minutes he does his first gank, uses flash, gets a kill, but enemy jungle clears his bot jungle and goes to drag. While enemy does dragon, we get gromp.Second gank at 8 minutes, mid again doesn't get anything and then goes and gets gromp, enemy takes grubs.At 10 minutes tries another gank mid, fails, walks top fails, does nothing for a full minute pings dragon is spawning in 30 seconds then walks to gromp. Shows up to dragon as the enemy smites gets turned on and dies.hmmmm
>>558536168>you asked a question and i answered itwrong, stupid nigger jungle player just lives in a constant state of assessing the situation wrong, refuses to believe this
>>558533568>REMOVE HIS Q>REMOVE THE 1 (ONE) SKILLSHOT XIR HAS THAT'S NOT AN ULTWHAT DID XIR MEAN BY THIS
grok write me a high engagement post that encompasses /lolg/ board culture but make it sound human
>>558536608>no mobility>useless passive past min 10 because you don't want to be in AA range ever>long cd>slow skillshots>high mana cost>nonexistent shield>takes one magic resist item to shut down her damage>has really one (boring) build she can reliably use>3/4 of the mid's roster can gap her
>>558537482I love playing sona and I cannot liemy team says good girl sisand i get an itty bitty twitch in my clitI get hard!Yes it's trueI love sona,but I love (You) tooLEAGUE of LEGENDSmy favorite gameI lock in sona gonna make you came
>Nobody added meHow do I get a Xayah duo though
Thoughts?
How did you guess I play Sona?
>>558536573I am so fucking tired of entire internet porn culture being filled with shortstack goblins. I hate midget porn so much.I hate quirky girls who portray themselves as a small uke. I hate based 4chan "gobbo" artists. I just want to fap without kiwi farms seething at me.
>>558537660by not being a gay nigger irl
Noooo Senna, let go of my dick, stop calling me "massa", i don't have have any "BWCs" you keep talking about stoooooop
>>558537682>four lesbians in S>one that was designed for jayce and got shoehorned by fanon to be a raging dyke because she's a tomboyidk what this list is trying to imply but i agree.
>>558537775unfortunately real porn is plagued by ducklips and fake buttons that look like loaded flesh diapers
>>558537905its still cringe
>>558537839Lesbians are a mythI could fix all of them
>>558537775The only people who know or care about kiwifags are, themselves, kiwifags.
>>558537775I don't care about offsite faggots from a shitty clone
>>558537775>i dont want kiwifags seething at me :(that's like saying you don't want anons seething at you or fucking redditors or tumblrinas seething at you. who gives a fuck nigga, jerk your shit to some short stack goblins or whatever the fuck you want, faggot.legaue of legends delete all niggers fro mthe game.,
i wish i had a friend to play this game with and be friends with, i am so lonely desu
>>558538205I don't want to jerk off to shortstack goblins that's the issue.My favorite artists start by drawing normal sized woman porn then they start drawing more and more shortstack porn, and then they make their non shortstack ocs shorter and "smoller" and I hate it.
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>>558538658add someone from here or check the other places people drop igns
>>558539242how do i know how to add someone who will be a good friend
>>558539412You're not marrying them dudePlay one game and see if you don't flame each other
>>558539467but i want a close friend i can spend a lot of time with
>>558539649get in line pal
>>558539649That doesn't happen automatically Stop being a desperate romantic
>>558538658 new prey acquired
>>558539904not really he's the same discordnigger pretending he's new and naive to attract more new and naive gay young men to groom you got baited
>>558539708i know.. i think im just too old for this developing friendships stuff
>the theory: you gain less lp because your MMR is lower than your visible rank>the theoretical result: you play against less skilled players so you win more and the MMR rises>the actual result: lobbies are so bad you can barely do anything to win when more than one role is griefingWhy streamers lie so much about rankeds? Referencing Alois explaining how lp work.
>>558540216You're never going to get friends with this poor little me attitude
Senna
the lolg discordnigger psyop never ends
the log discord is trying to turn me into a femboy cockslave!!!
champs for this feel?
>>558540356yah i know anon
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>558520012Needs to be updated with Aurora, Briar and Yunara
>>558519686Why did they give her the most millennial lines in the game? The lore told me she's a cutie...
>another 24 death botlaneBrother my top side is currently 6/24
>Demacia is supposed to be this oppressive regime>all Demacian champions are unambiguous good guysWhat's the deal?
>>558540523uhm maybe just play a different game
Fuck you Turbie Enjoyer
>>558540982Anti-God propaganda, Riot wants you to believe laws are oppressive and being a good person means accepting Zaunites bombing the piltover arena 6 times a year.
>>558540216i can be ur friend whats ur ign
I have a 0% winrate with caitlyn as my AD for the last week, riot should buff her
Since we were talking about azir and ryze in pro play, how about instead of nerfing them we buff their counters, artillery mages? Artillery mages would not actually take over solo q because artillery mages are shit against slayers (assassins and skirmishes) who can gap close them and are super popular in solo q.
>>558540982Once upon a time, Demacia was the unambiguous good guy faction. Just a nation of paladin character archetypes, were their big problem was that opposing Noxus (unambiguous bad guys) required being overly militarized to the point of making their population unhappy, but justifiedly so.Then they retconned the League and the Institute of War and decided everything needed to be morally grey. For Noxus, they went with a meritocratic and freedom loving approach (nevermind that they didn't retcon them being the only country in the world that still practices slavery and that genocides everyone who doesn't accept joining their empire regardless of how good or bad they were, nobody ever said Riot writers were GOOD). And for Demacia, they went with the oppressive anti-magic regime thing. Problem was, every demacian champion had already been established for a long time, and they were all, as you said, unambiguous good guys. It's easy to turn a champion that used to be a morally evil villain into a morally grey anti-hero/anti-villain, their fans will usually suck it up for a chance to go "See?! They had a point!". Look at Swain, who went from lolevil dictator usurper who just wanted to conquer shit to the meritocratic in chief, LeBlanc who was just the manipulator supreme and now is Mordekaiser's main jailer, and non-Noxus cases like Morgana or Lissandra, etc. But it's another thing to take a champion who was just a god damned hero and then go "Uhm, no, actually, now they're a piece of shit that oppresses and kills innocent people". The most they can really do without pissing off everyone who was already a fan of said champions is make them temporarily the villains for person distress reasons, aka. Garen struggling for a while between his taught hatred of mages and his love for his sister, J4 being angry that his dad got murdered, etc. They delegated all the truly unambiguous bad guy duties to the mageseekers, none of which are champions precisely for that reason.
it's been 5 years, you can reinstall stanley parable again, lolg.
never playted it
just found out there's an entire ecosystem in arams and there's shit like unnofficial rankings and ecelebs and youtubers shit's fucke up mang
>>558542274Am I the only one around here who hates aram? I want to flank, split push, macro, collect all the farm and do reliable things, I hate wacky augments and constant team fighting.
>>558542274they do the whole "NOOO YOU CANT ATTACK THE NEXUS!!!" shit after pushing your shit in from t1 to t2 to inhib and taking the nexus towers BRO IF YOU WANT TO DRAG THE GAME OUT DONT FUCKING PUSH MAYBE? i swear people that push to your fountain and DONT attack the nexus are retarded and their excuse is "we want to drag the game out" and it's like nigger holy fuck if you want to drag the game out you don't take towers. these are the retards in your normals and rankeds not attacking the nexus as well btw, you know, the entire fucking point of the game, and they go "i gotta fountain dive bro i need the ebin reddit clipperino!"
>>558542435no i hate it as well, given that they never fucking take nexus and your collective team kda is 0/60 and wont ff because "umm we're meant to play the game!" and they're getting killed on spawn on repeat. leaks over in to sumrift as well so you get retards perma araming, fighting and doing retarded teamfights instead of actual macro and objective taking.
>>558542274you're my girlfriend, you're supposed to play aram with me.
>read about yorick>excited to spam an army of little zombies>finally ramp>the zombies just renew into a limit of 3
My team>autofilled mid support main>ksante OTP top with 40% win rate over 150 games and #BBC tag>290 game hardstuck master yi main jungletheir team>30 character long Chinese khazix main >70% winrate smurf midlane>60% win rate top laneThanks riot
>>558542761Pretty sure there is still weird tech where you can force there to be up to 9 zombies and solo baron with them
when do we get a broccoli headed zoomer champ fr fr
>>558543110rell
>>558543110is blud a timetraveller from 2020
>>558542904The matchmaking is fine, go play another ranked while we give good matchmaking to our streamers for views!
I lost control of my games and I don't know where to begin from to 'reset'.
>>558522724>can't make generational wealth on his own
>>558542904i dont even trust winrates anymoreif someone has a, like, 70% winrate and they're in my shitlow they probably just beat down silvers with it or something. they never do well.
>>558544252well they assblasted the autofilled pissbabythey probably got the 70% because riot is helping them
Wtf is going on here?
i dodge khazix support with ghost ignite and i get a 12 hour queue lockout. thank you hitler games, i can now do something worthwhile with my time. next time just make it a permanent fucking ban so i can drop your dogshit game for good
>>558544549I'm amazed by how anti-player the game is.
>>558544459sorry but what am i meant to be looking for besides not being able to use teleport, or any movement skills/spells, during a channeled ability. that's normal if that's the case.>>558544549>someone dropping nigger bombs in champ select>"i am going to be running it down">everyone else says "just report it'll terminate champ select">doesn't>no one dodges>50 minute game with a 0/40 jgl>no ffs>don't get my lp back or any autofill shield>get autofilled next lobby>client crashes>lose more lp>12 hour lockout
>>558543761just switch your role to top or mid or something else so riot's algo can detect you're thinking of leaving the game and send a few teams of stompable disabled kids with leukemia against you to increase your dopamine so you start thinking that the role is easy and bragging in the thread and then when the algo detects you're normalizing and they start sending teams of tryharding sweaty itty bitty tiny loli hitlers with massive jugs and cavernous vaginas you can apologize for being a smug retard and go back to your own role
>>558544459riot subliminally messaging you to take tp like a real toplaner just like they did when they tried to brainwash them into splitpushing by making the minions taking towers icon defaulting to the toplaners on either team
>>558542904i just won a game yesterday where my team genuinely all had 40% winrate I was so sure we were going to get raped before the game started but they managed to turbo carry me even though I was the only one with positive winrate lolenemy team was full of 60% winrate demons toongl we should've got more LP for that shit
>>558540982vayne is demacian
>>558542761The closest you'll get from the necromancer fantasy is belveth as she can spawn a literal army of lolgdiscordnegroids but it's not that fun and her gameplay doesn't revolve around it sadly, it's just a little extra
If I could shoot your brains out I would empty the entire clip, lolg
>>558545767If you really care about winning you shouldn't look at your teammates winrates at all. It's just not logical. Nobody ever won a game because of that information but they definitely lose games from it
>>558515996you are very fat and retarded
It is now mandatory to have this mod - https://runeforge.dev/mods/baddc42e-cb92-4dfd-9fc4-b715caa73ec5
>>558524538this is still the most retarded webm you have ever posted
>>558545521It's more of a mental thing, I think. It's like all of s sudden I'm unable to play my champ and look at the map properly, easily getting tilted and the tilt making me do dumb plays. It's a bit sad because for a few days I was under the impression my micro and macro were finally working well together, it took just a one day lose streak to make me play worse.
>>558546472Kek
My boy did not deserve the ultimate cd nerf.
lol at this dude barking at every webm poster here
Selah70x7 you're the best lolg by far always positive and well spoken you deserve a better general.
all we have here is liquid shit liqg
the big 3 star 5 coast
>>558547265This nigger plays tft
>>558547667you're not??
liquid shit general
>>558547742Of course I don't I'm not a child molester
>PPPPFFFF P-P-P-PFFFLLL ppllooop loop loop ploop pfffsssss prrrttttt ssshhhh
aahh i did a lolg
>>558547982You don't need to mention you were on your period
Aram Mayhem used to be fun but recently it's miserable. No one plays like a team anymore. Ive had so many games where we'd easily win if people weren't just playing with their brain off. everyone just hopes they get good augments and tries to 1v5 and ignore doing what their role is supposed to do to play like a team
>>558545282WHERE is the teleport coming from? I am doing the shield and nothing on the shield mentions a teleport.>>558545718I'm just testing abilities out.
>>558548415that's what all sissies say
Had someone just complain in aram mayhem because he was the only melee in the game and everyone else was poke.What makes people get this mad? It's just a game.
>>558548854you know exactly why he was complaining. that sounds like a miserable experience. people need to stop drafting these all-ranged poke comps. nobody likes playing into that shit and nobody but genuine sycophants like playing it either
good morning! should i play ranked today???
>>558549149no
>>558549149I think you should get slowly but firmly degloved by a toplaner on a losing streak.
>>558549230>firmly deglovedwhat does this mean?
>>558549230hmmm that doesnt sound very arousing!!does anyone know a good overlay that lets me see players match history in loading screens, and literally nothing more? theres so much bloat to these overlay apps when i just want to see if someone is autofille/lose-streaking
>>558548936It's fun to play though
>>558549308Confidently skinned alive.
>>558549483ok, sociopath.
They need to make ARAM where you can choose a pool of 10 champions and you get a random one from those 10.
>>558549149You can play with me!
>>558549923but i hate mel
>>558549149omg hi kindred
>>558540982Jewish subversion
>>558549149go for an afternoon walk it's good for you
>get a fun champ and decent augments on mayhem>enemy team is 4 ranged bitches who instantly sprint back to tower every single time a teamfight starts>never win a teamfight for the entire game and then just losehow is this fun
>>558543761Go to sleep and play tomorrow.
moshi moshi, liquid shit general can i take your order
Gonna eat pizza and maybe play league of legends.
Any Australian anons on here?
>>558550801Keep us updated
WE DROP BONES ON 'EMDROP BONES ON 'EMWHEN WE
ocean of shit
I shidded
No but really, why are the bots retarded after all these decades the game has been out?
>>558551860but did you cummed?
Why can't I see the new aurelion skin in the shop?
>>558551908enter the gacha store
>>558551908Anon...
>>558551940What's that? I'm on PC not the mobile game.
>>558551940click inventory then sanctum
>>558552021There is gatcha in League of Legends. This is the future.
>>558552096schpill forth
Pizza is finished and I will now play league of legends.
getting to see ahri's tummy bloat from eating pizza...
How fucking rich do you have to be to afford pizza. After inflation and shit it costs like a week's worth of food and it doesn't even taste good, it's as crap as ever
>>558552471home made pizza is really cheap
>>558552096>>558552120there's more gacha than the gacha chests? i had no idea this existedI am confused. Why won't they let me simply buy a skin.
>>558552471lamb and wolf's home baked pizza would blow your mind.
>>558552521because they want to charge $200 for a skin and nobody will do that without a gacha systemTo guarentee the asol skin you have to buy 40 ancient spark which is 16,000 RP
>>558552609weird yt video attached to this image, lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPyLRGbPNAQwish i could understand the joke...
>>558552742kek
>>558552471Have you tried not living on welfare or not being amurican?
>>558552471may vary by country but in the UK many big supermarkets have started doing fresh pizza counters which are as nice as the chains
>>558552723>16,000 RPbloody hell, that's 3 years of skins for someone like me
I FUCKING HATE ADC WHY DO I HAVE TO COINFLIP IF THE SUPPORT LETS ME PLAY WHY AM I DOGSHIT EARLY AND STILL DON'T SCALE AS WELL AS OTHER CHARACTERS WHY SUSTAINED DAMAGE IS NOT A FUCKING THING AND IF THEY LOCK 2 TANKS YOU JUST CAN'T PLAY
>>558552975If you're getting outscaled and you can't kill tanks then you picked a beta ADC like draven or nilah and you deserve the loss
>>558552932yeah it's bullshit, but you get other stuff too you'll get Mythic Essence which is another "Premium currency" that gives you prestige skins, and emotes, and icons and shit like that, but overall it's a scam. You can thank TFT goons that happily paid $300 for a little legend for this system
>>558552521Braindead consumers are addicted to gambling and will spend way more money if you force them to gamble for what they want. This is how they make way more money. We live in the age where people drop thousands into garbage gatcha mobile games and lootboxes so the average consumer thinks this is okay.>>558552471This pizza was on sale at a grocery store. Even then there's so many pizzerias in my city it's not that expensive to buy a fresh pizza cause there's lots of competition for customers.
>>558552975All your problems with bot lane would be fixed if you found a duo anon.
You wouldn't a fish.
>>558552471It makes me constipated as wellNever eating pizza again
>>558552609could i eat the kindred pizza without dying since that's their whole thing
>>558553178>>558553127Huh, I consider myself an average consumer and I'm not ok with them. I'll keep buying cheaper skins I like.
i have never bought a skin
people are shitting on drututt in his videos because he constantly whines like a bitch, i remember his comments were the total opposite with constant glazing him like a year ago this nigga is going to have his own files released within the next year
>>558553839I've bought a few
>new look for rework>STEP ON ME MUSCLE MOMMYCloseted fags, the lot of you. Cute anime girl Shyvana will always be peak.
>>558553992i am a fag but not because i like muscular women
>>558553839
>>558553992>>558554043i am bisexual and proud
i might just quit adc at this point in time. discount bin supports aren't fun
>>558554416Stay out of midWe're full
Don't worry riot doesn't want you to be an irresponsible gambling addict so you can only spend 100k RP on ancient spark every 24hours
>>558554481>We're fullclearly not if i queue adc and get placed mid every few games
>>558554481i'm gonna onetrick malphite top
>>558554593ahh, we've got ourselves an intellectual
>>558553992You are weak.
What other champ lets me have as much fun as teemo mid?
>>558554696AP Malphite
>>558554705You better buy the $150 skin right away or else you'll be put into loser queue and lose LP anyway
>>558554861what skin are you talking about?
>>558554941Divine Mythic Architect Porcelain Aurelion Sol
>filled sup>lock in kill sup first pick>no hover adc locks in his no mastery smolderenjoy your -24 lp while i do the bare minimum to appear human to the automated system fucko
>>558555000sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
with how expensive all of riot's shit is, the battlepass is practically free
>>558554416just play mages bot so you don't need supports
>>558555519i like playing marksmen, that's the problem
if you play mages bot you're scum of the rift
dood just buy the pass its literally free riot is basically paying you at that price holy fuck just buy it dude wtf are you a weirdo or something? buy the fucking pass
I bought the pass...
>>558555682I agree actuallyBot is for ADCs and enchantersMId is for magesJungle and top are for bruisers and tanksAssassins shouldn't even exist
>>558553992Femdom fags always comes across as an annoying self deprecating reddit male feminist.>erm women are just as strong as men dude they could totally beat me up and i'd like that infact!And its always this gay irony veiled overcompensation saying shit like "STEP ON ME MOMMY" where they are half joking but not really. Its socially acceptable safe horny because of the self deprecation so you see it spammed everywhere by the worst spineless faggots you will ever see.
as a sona main i am so excited for the next pass, i just shake my little toes in joy ^_^
>>558506946>>558507186Anal only with Poppy. With a speculum holding her pussy open so I can pull out and shoot my loads straight at her womb, ensuring she gets pregnant even without vaginal sex.
>>558556165how the FUCK do you shake toesyou can shake feet and wiggle toes but shaking toes doesn't make sense
>>558556214like shaking your feet but you squeeze your toes like you're gonna coom at the same time and then you release and do it a whole bunch and go SQQQEEEEEE
>>558555917you will never pass
This thread...
>>558556924haha, yeah!
feet are strange
paws on the other hand...
>>558556064Stop reading messages from annoying fags on twitter and discord. Your life will improve.
>>558557332Stop replaying to messages from annoying fags on 4chan (twitter) and 4chan (discord). Your life will improve.
>>558557649I may be annoying but I'm not a fag
>>558557332>>558557649No.
>>558556064i just like subbing sometimes it's not that deep
>>558557757>it's not that deepFound one such spineless faggot.
once a sissy always a sissy no such thing as a switch!!!
>>558557757Safe horny nigger detected
>>558557838i'll take the faggot part (even if it's 50%) but do elaborate on how that makes me spineless
i may be a villain..but im not a monster
Gonna chill in EUW mayhems if anyone feels like joinan.
>>558558091I'd rather drink poison
>>558557757It's not that deep lil bro *heart reacts ugly fridgebods in the nsfw channel* I just want her to step on me *shares futa porn* We must be better men *complains on twitter about the male gaze*
>>558557929>safe hornygenuinely what does this even mean
>>558557963Saying shit is "not that deep" is just a shitty attempt to deflect any analysis of your reasoning (because you're spineless and insecure). Everything is deep and has reasoning behind it, you're just to embarrassed by yourself to look at why you do things the way you do.
>>558558148Understandable have a good day.
>>558558171horny but people don't think its weird it you write it on twitter
Look at me I have Gunblade I am so skill look look *zzzap* *zoom* *zoom* *sling!* "An ally has been slain!" Am I not skilled anon?"
>>558558171You only express interest in uggos and praise annoying dyke-like behaviour for performative reasons, to signal virtue to the people reading your post. It's annoying, obvious, and cringe beyond measure.
>>558558169>you can only be a peformative sub and it's not possible to just get off on itok man
>>558558474the whole discussion is about the performative aspect of it
Who's the protagonist of League of Legends?Ezreal has the most main character design, but he doesn't really do anything important in lore
>>558558562yes and your whole point was that people are only (or at least overwhelmingly) into it performatively
>>558558656no matter who says what, it's ryze.
the summoner is the main protagonist, (You) anon, the one with the credit card, you matter most.
>>558558656Garen. I would say trynd, literal Dev self insert and all who got an Ashe waifu for no reason, but he doesn't get much attention anymore
>>558558661the point they were making was that its obnoxious and annoying when people say shit like step on me mommy and people like that are massive faggots.
>>558556064Turn off your pc, that level of stress over some internet posts isn't healthy. Drink water.
>>558558843oh i may have completely misunderstood you then. yeah those people are annoying
none of you actually ever had sex
>fellas is it homesexual to like women
Taliyah is NOT a woman and you ARE gay if you like her
>>558559214So true!!
which lolgs play like this?
>>558558171its a term only nonces use btw
>>558559163surely you have been on 4chan enough to understand that faggot isn't exclusively used to refer to homosexuals
>>558558909I'm perfectly calm and hydrated but thank you for your concern.
>>558559243he's too tanky
>>558559243literally me
i like taliyah girls
>>558559243Seraphineis17
>>558559127I like women but I would never ever ever sleep with one
what i hate about women is they never let me eat them out whats up with that!?!?
>>558559243TF actually plays this even worse than her. He could just walk away or ult but he just walks back and forth for an hour until death from auto attacks
>>558559298seeking male validation over everything else is in fact homosexual behavior
>>558558148Based. I also love to drink poison>Sips on the gin
>>558559616>seeking validation over everything else is in fact faggot behaviorFTFY
>>558559616Yes which is why your performative femdom "heterosexuality" is, in fact, faggotry. You get it now.
>>558559308Alright, have a nice day
>>558559243me. i've also cancelled my aas that would've killed the minion multiple times, i h8 being bad at this game but whatever
>>558559703but they aren't seeking male validation they are seeking the attention of women, just in one of the most icky ways possible
>>558559243he's too old to be good at video games
>>558559703>>558559786>noo the anonymous males must approve how i have sex with women :(
>my character isn't in the meta
what about sex with men haha
>>558559243Me...
>>558559978kek the chat messagesdidn't realize you'd ever want to start Q as Rakan
>>558559978this webm makes me mad xD
>>558559953You have my personnal approval for every possible way to have sex with a man.
>>558559953sounds a bit gay
>>558559953nothing wrong with that
t(aliyah)girls
>>558559616Well, they never got any female attention in their life, so what other choice do they have than trying to seek for le manliness muttmerica meme? Trying to be with the loserboy sausagesquad is the only kind of attention they could possibly ever get
liquid shit
you niggas are virgins
yeah because real women are boring
>>558560278yeah im sure the guy on 4chan /vg/ running defence for people who say shit like "STEP ON ME MOMMY" is getting tons of attention from women. kekaroo
>spammer cant spam his garbage anymore>is now projecting his entire life heredude must be the most pathetic person in existence
Everyone I don't like is the spammer.
>>558560071I take Q level 1 in like 99% of my games, because W is just inferior, unless I'm with a Xayah that also takes W - but they normally don't. Oh you're expecting me to jump in to do 50 damage, and waddle away or burn flash while I waddle away... ? Right...>>558560102It makes me laugh every time I remember it !
>>558560702"The spammer" feels like the most discord buzzword.I think i saw 20 different people being called "the spammer" so far. The spammer aparently also have 10 different nationalitys."If my discordclique doesnt like anyone we try to frame the guy as the spammer"Everytime the same shit, isnt it.I wonder if its a legit mental illness though, since at one point some guy - especially when you accuse 20 different people for the same shit, you'd have to admit to yourself that you have no clue who the spammer actually is, no?
/lolg/ is liquid shit worst thread on 4chanMeanwhile posts like this exist>>558537551
>>558560961I agree but also I find your use of discord/clique ironic because that is exactly the same. Lazy scapegoats.
League of Legends?
>>558561309>League of Legends
>>558560961Happens very very often across 4chan these days and especially in generalsYou will see scapegoat names pop up aaallll the time. Like on /v/ "dragonirian", "barry", "eric" etc.Even when dedicated schizos do exist, every single post or argument that might possibly piss someone off gets attributed to them far beyond their actual scope
>the most miserable people inhabit the most wretched general of 4chan, the internet's trashbin, which is dedicated to the game notorious for carrying the most toxic playerbase everno wonder this place smells like shit
doesnt smell like anything to meclean your room
>>558561540enough with the poop analogies
>>558561540I'm sure your impotent whining will help
>>558561540You don't use /vg/ much, do you?People here actually talk about the game so its in the top 30% of generals
why would I help wiping liquid shit I don't live here
>>558561309awful game
>>558561532>"barry", "eric"i dont see i saw a single thread on /v/ that included anything about nintendo where the name "eric" didnt pop up atleast 40 times or so. that one is actually insane
>>558561456lol wth is this emote from? would love to get it. wild rift exclusive?
>>558561763Same with barry and FF threads, but there was an actual barry they managed to locate, found him on twitter and he's in fact a giga schizo even by liquidshitg standards
hi everyone... i belive i figured out the secret to success on seraphine... binding Q to spacebar...
>>558561842Was in the store while some esports event was on>4620_pcs_dcg__tears_in_fire_inventory.accessories_14_17PCS team DCG emote
>>558562028awhopefully one day itll be on the mythic store rotation
>>558562028>tying actually useful emotes to drops for some rando stream 0% of people know about let alone watchWhy the FUCK would you ever do this?
is warwick even viable in the jungle anymore i miss my boyyou must be minimum emerald rank to respond to me
>>5585622574 euros a roll, a roll can sometimes give you like 2-3 ME only, you need 25 of them for an emote, fuck it adds up fast
>>558562597and you only get 25 ME per pass whereas before you could get 125..
>>558562257>>558562512They're the shop emotes from Worlds that don't come back
>>558562512You could buy them from the shop with RP but they were limited time while the event was on.
>>558562783sad! obviously i dont know for SURE but i feel like they'd sell quite well so that's a loss on riot's part. i feel like a lot of people don't even notice limited time stuff, especially for emotes, so it's not like there's even an exclusivity element to buying them while they're up. they're emotes after all
>>558562913They would sell even better if they just removed that stupid Paris logo
>>558562865>>558562783i mean they will come back at some point. they do this fomo shit to drive sales and then they bring it back in a few years anyway. dont be retarded lil paypiggies and fall for it
milio is a giga handless champ
it's been kinda like this for roughly two days now.
>>558563394Just wait for the worst lose streak you'll get, it's always around the corner.>t.had 65% win rate for 3-4 days
fem yordles literally owe me sex.poppy owes my big human cock her tight yordle pussy.
>>558563269he is and i have seen some truly handsless shit within his playerbase
>>558562512moneyduh?
Anyone in EUW wanna play some norms?
>>558563516yeah I do know exactly what you mean. Usually it's that 60ish percentage where riot sends the hitsquads that install a red carpet on my game history. Three to four days, though, huh? That sounds about right, actually.
>>558563774>riot sends the hitsquads that install a red carpet on my game historyThat's the upsettingly funny part: you know it's coming, and you know and notice how the balance of the teams tips more to one than the other. You begin from 60% then you end at 40-20(at worst)% then back again at 60%, then you check your win rate and you are pretty close to 50% overall win rate.
>>558563774its actually unreal how statistically consistent it isI always always always get streaks of 7 losses in a row. Does not matter how well I play. One time I specifically remember I had the best performance of my entire life 20 bomb and still lost.
youre all retarded as fuck
>>558563716can do one i guess if you're still searching pic not rel
>>558564078fuck yeah I am
>>558564375that sounds like a really healthy obsession you've developed there anon, you should fixate more on shit thats completely outside your control
theres niggas 5k games in silver over 10 years in a game with a forced 45% 45% 10% model. they regularly express their opinions and think they are valid just for existing
>>558564375play with better lolgs
>>558564510>>558564510>>558564510
>>558564214My food is almost done but I should be ready to play in 10-15 minutesZyrality#goona
I want my lolg all to myself.
Udyr lost so much aura when they took away his bear skin.Is mixed attacker Udyr a thing or do you just go liandry's and rylai's every game?