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>homeless man breaks into your house and has explosive liquid diarrhea shit on your floor>"oh my god im so sorry, i didnt mean to shit everywhere, i was actually trying my hardest to not to, i just wanted to be a normal functioning person but somehow im homeless shitting in your home"OR>"yeah i shit in your home, i hate that you have a home so i shit in it"which do you choose lolg? why do you think it matters?
i dont get the shitting inside joke can a discord nigger explain it to me?
>AIDS positive thread
>>558565096whenever jungle fucks up the whole game thats basically someone shitting in your room, its stinky and you have to deal with it
Need Xayah duo...
>>558565390ok sorry rakan I gotta do it
>>558564510ASU/VGU never...
>>558565501op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/huntress-kndrd
kindred ganking bot and wolf rapes xayah while rakan and lamb watches
>>558565553Soon!
>>558565050I prefer the openly mentally ill one, the delusional schizos that pretend they're not mentally ill and talk about making threads better or spam false flagging pretending to be other people are bigger retards and way more annoyingThe latter half is easier to ignore, but the first one is actually trying to get you to treat them like a human being when they both should be shot like the mentally ill dogs they are
is warwick even viable in the jungle anymorei miss my boyyou must be minimum emerald rank to respond to me
>>558565801Everything is viable. You'd know this if you were high elo. You can play shaco mid with guardian and reach top 10 on any server if you're good.
>>558565501Rank?
>>558565553And that's a good thing
Warning: If you play Sona you will look like this
how do I get a BIOLOGICAL FEMALE to play with me?
>>558566065It might as well be Silver 4
>>558567309you can hire them
>>558567372I literally cannot play with you :(
>pick mage bot>adc flips out for some reason and goes mid>someone I end up laning bot with a volibear
>>558567372>ARAM GodYeah I know nothing about you but anyone rocking that tag is shit at the game
>>558565553>make more agpslop to make money>all of the money goes to the next riot game that will die within a week (it took 3 years to make)
>adc got killed yet another time in mid which resulted in his ego shattering and him starting to split bot rest of the game so we lostpoor little adcucks can't stop shitting in their diapers and thinking the world revolve around themguess it's just too hard to play the game
>>558567552More like 13 years
>>558558091You still want to play? Guy i played with went offlineKing of nothing #fool
>>558567553its a role that needs teammates to functionif your teammates are trolling you then you may as well disconnect yeahyou can call that ego, "world revolves around you", whatever, but its a fact.
playing a decay game and then idkhttps://www.twitch.tv/tehronpiss
>>558567871>Riot makes adc worthless on their own>Retards cry because they don't want to actually support in the support role>Riot makes adc strong on their own>Retards cry for nerfs because they've never seen them be more than a walking 300 gold minionCan't win with braindead playerbase or company
i might derank to gold
>>558567871>its a role that needs teammates to functionits a role that needs your fucking brain to functionwhy the fuck is my adc going into enemy bot jungle when my top and jungle just recalled and my mid is topside?why does he randomly die for nothing?? you fucking nigger
my midlaner posted his stream link then went 1/13/1 and flamed everyone
>>558564510
>>558568357how...
>>558569085i look like that
>>558568997My fav is when they post the stream link in all chat for their 1 viewer stream, go up to 4 and then complain as they get streamsniped for the next 20 minutes
>>5585691791v2'ing bot is hard work, anon
>>558569181ign?
>>558569181be my support bf
You can say the n word araund me :)Were friends i wont tell anyone :)
Soraka my cute wife!>>558564604Cute Fish!
I lied lolI screenshotted u saying it and sent it to Drew LevinEnjoy ban :)
>>558570056crinj
>>558570056>>558569758KEK WHAT A BITCHKWAB
liquid shit general
>>558570056Top 10 anime betrayals
>>558569906Going to impregnate this ranger.
>>558565572omg hi kindred!!!
>>558570550she's gonna fuck you buddy
>>558569535why do you play bot without a duo
>>558570774because nobody wants to duo with me. ive lost 5 matches in plat now and im pretty sure 4 of those were against a bot duo. this is fun... guess i better play at 3am instead
>>558570924have you tried one of those find a duo services like riftQ
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UHave (You) given your favorite Champ a Valentine's Gift yet?
>>558571223thats pathetic anon
Its time to retvrn to the time this game had sovlLeague of Legends Classic NOW
>>558571360why? surely if you hate playing solo this much it's better right
i added my jungler after my autofill game to ragebait him (i was weakside) and he apologizednow i feel bad
>>558571223>Paying someone to play with youKilling yourself would be genuinely preferable to that. That is a subhuman existence
Does draft play just not care about people's experience or win ratios or whatever? Every match seems to be a complete casino mess of solo laners clearly outskilled and getting turbo stomped on to the point there is barely any game to be had anymore.Sometimes that person is on your team, sometimes that person is on the enemy team. Is this because it's not ranked or is this just how lol works?
>>558569906Made for neeko
>>558569906built for big troll cock
>>558571662>paying i think you misunderstood. i was thinking about those sites where people post looking for duo with details and you message them and play together, not paid or anything
>>558569906constructed for half vastayan men
>>558571685I'm not sure if it was always this way or just recent but normals has completely cooked matchmaking, yeaI can't bear it anymore. The games are so one sided I basically only play soloq now
>>558571787in that case you have a good heart anon but those kinds of people will get emotionally attached to me and threaten suicide or some petty shit when i dont give them attention/nudes
>>558564510love lugs
>>558571952why would this happen? i've never looked for a duo for league specifically is the game that conducive to that kind of behaviour
>>558572121because those who look for duos on those sites are typically lonely and they will cling onto me because im a girl + i just have that effect on people.
>>558569906That's a nice image, full version?
>>558569906Why is everyone so interested in fucking Ashe? Is it because she's a married woman?
>>558571952??? just send them nudes??? dumbass???
>>558572256she has an erotic body
>>558572225>im a girlwaow
Briar won
>>558572225you don't have to go on comms with them. just say upfront you're looking just for someone to play with and nothing more
>>558572287that makes things worse
>>558572329
>>558572468not the femanon but the kind of people that would unironically use the site are more likely desperate as fuck edaters or tranny chasers. Its the equivilent of looking for something longterm in a dating site, its all bottom of the barrel people that failed for a reason
>>558572256She's just really, really, really fucking hot.Wish she wasn't married, in fact.
>>558572256>why do people want to fuck the conventionally attractive woman wearing a short skirt and deep cleavageGee, I wonder.
>>558571685Both normals and SoloQ are bad.
>weather is good for the first time in ages>did 2 assignments which were actually chilltoday is a good day. we're so fucking backhttps://youtu.be/2JdkVUSNA8o
>>558571952yeah i've had dudes cheating on their gfs over me because they got attached and would flirt with me even if i just wanted to queue or play with them for the fun of the gamethe emotional manipulation by threatening to noose or cut themselves or whatever is also annoying as shit let alone the eventual nude requestsfuck em>>558572468it's one of those "people of the opposite sex can't just be friends" type deals, someone who actually remains professional and understanding while appreciating the companionship as to not having spent their time alone playing this game is difficult to find. eventually some sort of an opening up phase does happen. this is also why i would rather play alone.
>>558572256Ashe is pretty hot, outside of "blatant human female archer" design boredom in a fantasy game.>Even though shes marriedShes not, shes a videogame character. She cant be married, gay, lesbian. Shes not real
EXPLOSIVE FACE MELTER
the fire in a yordles heart never burns out!
Cute!
I am getting randomly added by supports again. Must be doing something right.
>>558573824Me when i fart on Annies face while shes eating my ass
>>558572225>because those who look for duos on those sites are typically lonelyDepends. On these closet dating site duo searchers i might even believe the story about the cutters. The people there seem really desperate.>im a girlthat bair always work, doesnt it?>>558570924Unironically. When i actively wanted to climb and look for a ranked duo i usually used facebook to find them, and it works like a charm.Though if i just play for fun i usually prefer the sociopath/good guy/hidden agent diceroll simulator of people you meet here.Theres some really good people here, but you gotta search.Nobody here was interested in duoqueue though, other than a high elo guy on NA duoranking with his smurf with me in emerald.Just play ranked and add the support you had a good time with after the game and ask to duo (i gave up on that since most people are nice aslong you win, but show the true colors once you lose)
>>558574053
i miss eu vgs already
>>558573326She's married to a big buff man, anon. And she's designed after the boss's wife.
>>558574038SONA SZN
we should beat up ahri
true
Sometimes people will add you to duo - https://duo.op.gg/en/lol/
>>558574049What a dork.
>>558574496I wish I could fake accounts on this site and post the most ridiculous search messages while providing lolg's actual IGN's.
tfw no lowmasta transgirl support gf
>>558574496nigga roster
we should headpat ahri
>>558574049gigachad
>>558574224If ashe ever agrees to go on a amusement park date with me when i happen to see her i will keep that in mind and place visionwards in case trynda comes to gank me.>designed after the boss wifeBecause shes cold towards him?hehonly knew that sera is modeled after an irl person and riot got sued over it
KNEEL
Ashe is the most NPC tier champ in the game. I refuse to believe actual human beings enjoy playing that champ.
>>558574839
>>558575357Draven is the most NPC champ.Ever notice how every Draven player acts exactly the same?Literally preprogrammed behaviour of an NPC.
>>558575357but enough about sona
>>558575357ashe is actually kinda fun, atleast for me, why would i bother playing some sweaty champ when i can just count to three and press q
>>558574496You! I need you to explain me the purpose of enchanter senna since you're a rare breed. You play rakan, smurfed your way to dia and you're not retarded.Like i dont get the purpose of enchanter senna, what makes her strong? Her q is good, but its kinda limited if you need it for the heal. Otherwise i only see R shield being a thing and in 90% of the situations it feels like using the dmg to burst the target is more protective than the extra shield, and for the global usecase regular shield is enough.I dont get the purpose of enchanter senna over a soraka.What am i missing? I'd disregard it as alternative build when the teamcomp doesnt allow you to play lethality senna, but theres legit people that claim its better than dmg senna overall
>>558575590Sona is only used by Chatgpt
>>558572256She was my first "main" ever. Used to play Ashe support with my buddy back when i startedNow she is the lore wife of my main, so Ashe belongs to me
>>558575357i'm not an npc...
>>558564510>be me >be climbing fast >suddenly hit a 3 losing strike >catch up>same shit happened again>realised i've reached my rank level>it's fucking gold 2im so fucking bad jesus
>>558575847sense of humour
>>558575847Why did you hide a single name from your friends list?
>>558576039
liquid
>>558576213SNAKE
>>558575590I play her and I can confirm >>558575704where are the Sonas AI anon promised
league of legends rank horseshoe theoryiron = challbronze = gmsilver = mastersgold = diaplat = eme
>>558576707cock size chart?
>>558575680I've been a Senna main since she released, I've played all of her damage builds throughout the years, and I'm bored of them really. I don't want to be the main character, I want to be the one that helps them. So if you like AD / Lethality Senna then keep playing it. In my eyes though, you're allowed to fall behind as Enchanter Senna, it's just a safer build. AD Senna can only provide damage, while I'm sacrificing ~10k-20k (30+ minutes in) for ~30k+ Healing, and ~5k+ Shielding. Senna should be compared more to Sona, and Seraphine than Soraka, because nobody is beating Soraka at healing. Even then, the extra range that Senna can get to safely heal her team, while dishing out damage can outdo a Soraka imo, even if Senna does ~20k-30k less healing. Enchanter Senna can also play around with a ton more items than AD. She also gets a lot more health to play around with, which in turn makes me play more aggressively, and able to position like an ape to bait plays. Also nothing will top Sennas speed Lethality builds from like ~3 years ago, and I refuse to play anything else.
>>558576039you wouldnt get it
>>558574496You need to disclose you're a nigger mutt in real lifeIt'd be lying otherwise
>>558575357She's super fun to play as support
>>558577052>malphite skinyeah im thinking based
>>558574496Ominous looks cute
ttv gn__draL9 arc XD H4T3 RANDOMZ XDDDD
>>558577191Well yeah, that's why i asked
>>558577802its because he always censors his name but we all know who he is
Kindred's mark mechanic is the most stupid mechanic in the game>here, let me show you what monster I have to take now>oh, and here, let me show you which champ I'm planning on ganking too!you either get help from your team, or you get constantly gangbanged by the enemy waiting for you
>>558578091you're overthinking it!
>>558577512fuck off attentionwhore
>>558577512you sound like a fat retard no offence
Do you lose less rank for auto filled losses? Or does it not matter?
>>558578238no, as a jungler, every time I face kindred I easily ambush her every time she goes for mark on anything, it's just way too easy
>am dominating the match as ww jungle>13/3 while the rest of the team is basic shit 4/5 or something similar>go in on a fight>my fiora abandons me>calls me dumb for going in>announce that im throwing the game>the support shaco who was doing well got mind broken>the mid samira keeps following me around>game ends>get 3 friend requests>one of them gets on an alt to request me because i blocked him>mfw
i spam pinged the R of a mordekaiser kill stealing ult abuser and he immediately used it on the worst possible target and it quickly got all of us wiped. feels like a confession but not really.
people of mark when enemy jungle walks in
>>558577052So pretty much alternative better to play build in "bad matchup" situations and utility.I only compare her to soraka because one of the ideas where enchanter senna is strong i had was in the massive giganigga global ult shields, since if i compared to sona/lulu etc, all you'd get would be>senna is better because of her global ult>Also nothing will top Sennas speed Lethality builds from like ~3 years ago, and I refuse to play anything else.Bruh. I used to main senna for a while years ago. Even tried iceborn muramana senna toplane and even this build could 3 shot people. Lethality senna was just pure BS.How could we ever think that senna was an okay or balanced champion when RN her passive gives 1/10th of what it used to do and senna can still do this Like not only lethality items were stronger, but the passive was stronger.I like current lethality senna better, since all the nerfs weeded out the sprew and i dont have to feel like a turbobroken abusing hitlerpick nigga coping about how i think that my champ is fair.Current one isnt as obnoxiously strong as>I rush duskblade and kill enemy adc in 2 hits with 1 itemBut like 2-3 items and you're there if you played it well
m-my adc picked an apc when our 3 other players are ad and enemy team has a malphite?! I MUST GRIEEEEEEF
why does essence reaver rush feel so good on nasussy
>>558575847Based censored guy "i love dnb" master stucker kaisa onetrick
>>558578420its just a skill issue. plenty of marks to get that arent prone to ambush.
they should do a full rank reset with the voice chat patch
Reading renata's skills right now, how is he ult just not an insta win for every teamfight? What am I missing?
>>558579693long wind upslownot as big as you'd think
>>558579693the fact that the ult has a large cooldown and the fact that her e and q is useless.
>>558579516We should get a rank reset, period.
i played 5 matches, my supports announced they would run it down 3 times today in lobby and the griefing prevention thing didn't kick in. they then ran it down
>>558579983but...we're like 2 months into the season...
>>558579693Situational. Her R is a instawin against comps where its good in situations where its good.Pretty useless against a magecomp, with a fucking spellshield adc and a tank
>>558575590sona takes more skill than ashe and im tired of pretending she doesnt
What is wrong with demacians that they can just stay at home fucking this every night and yet they leave to go be a soldier and die to some random noxian assassin
>>558580425You know what, that's a fantastic question.Propaganda is just one hell of a drug, I guess.
>>558580425some of them also leave to go fuck a random noxian assassin every night
>>558579693It so slow that if you get hit you're genuinely retarded. And if you do get hit you attack your teammates for like 1 second. Even a zooted up ADC is only going to get teammates like 4 times, but more realistically your character has to move into range of an ally to attack them so you hit them maybe once or twice. Its just a way shittier Seraphine ult.
>>558580572Like who?
does lolg have anything nice and good to say about anyone kys you grinches
>>558580572Me
>>558580425>OH MY GOSH IS THAT A WOMAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS REALLY A WOMAN TIME TO GIVE UP ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS FOR MOMENTARY SEXUAL GRATIFICATION
it's all so clear now
>>558580412No support takes more skill than an adc, period.More than other supports ill believe since shes an aenemic that dies fast and is a ranged minion in lane, npcs will pick it and go 12 deaths or just be useless. Ashe is in a similar spot where even though her kit is super simple shes misunderstood as "noob friendly"
>>558580953me when piss, because I drank lots of water
>>558580412Sona requires more skill than pyke, senna, pantheon if played correctly.I'd even go out of my way to say sona is harder to play than kassadin mid and on the same lvl of jax topAshe requires more skill than ezreal, vayne, lucianHaving no dash and real selfpeeling ability like twitchs stealth/dravens E/jhin or mfs 900 million MS while at the same time being an fast autohit champ can make ashe insanely hard actually.I never understood the "ashe is easy" meme Tbh.t. plays all of these champs
>>558580816there's a lot of cool lolgs out there
>>558581075Yumi is one of the hardest champs in the game if played correctly.Sadly shes so broken that shes even a strong champ when played by 0iq no hands mouthbreathers
>>558578452and? you want a medal for being a weak sissy? you were the first one to mind break over such petty thing and no one's gonna praise you for sinking yourself just to drag some retards with you, the enemy also probably thought you were an embarrassment to the game and mocked you in their team chat
>>558580908so sad i dont have a cute lamb variation of this maybe i should draw it myself
>won all rankeds yesterday>today back to another loss streak
>>558577512Reminder if you make the niggers seethe you won
>>558581472forced 50
>>558581328>weakI had complete dominance over the game and i displayed my dominance by simply not participating and watching my useless 4 teammates crumble.it was entirely up to me to determine the fate of 9 other people, that's dominance.
>>558579693Because it moves at 650 movespeed and you can easily walk out of it if you arent blackout drunk
>new player, constantly getting rekt every game>negative kda every time>low as hell damage everytime>fuck it lets do a quick one today before making dinner>enemy yone is really bad, feeds me>start basically one shotting everyone>first time doing highest damage of the lobbythis was so fucking fun, holy shit, i will proceed to chase this high for the rest of my life now
>>558581310no Yuumi is unkillable AND useless for a good reason. She ruins drafts but makes good players unkillable. What even was the point of adding this balancing nightmare
>>558581672also its only 1 second long at lvl 6 and 2 seconds long at lvl 16 so unless ur ulting a 4 stack full built Jinx its going to not really do anything even if you hit it
>>558580816Every nice anon rarely browse the general if at all.
>>558580816I’ve been playing with a lolg lately and really enjoying their company I might even be developing a bit of a crush It’s a night and day difference what playing this game with toxic strangers vs playing with someone you like
>>558581310>attaches to the 15/1 smurf>doesnt let you kill him>you cant even target herwhat now chuddie
>>558581796A good yumi is killable since she will midfight dismount to block vital skillshots for you, or tank the nautilus hook for you while you attack enemy adc, or trys to bait and dodge nauti hook cd for you with remount.You just never get to see a good yumi because 99 out of 100 are subhumans and the good once are so broken you blatantly get pentas minute 10 and cant lose as adc
>>558582061wish i had a lolg like that
>>558582302ign?
>>558582061how will you react when you learn about all the shit he's been saying behind your back on discord
>>558580043How come when you see smurf videos and they're like "how to climb easily" these sort of games never show up for them?
>>558582061all men btw
why did they make shit LP gains ontop of forced 50 scripted games?
>>558582061the game is so much more fun with a friend and it boggles my mind that the general actually DISCOURAGES it. for what purpose?
>>558582292I sometimes go on my low ranked alt account and pick Yuumi but like actually try like you say, giving my 100% for my silver ADC and watch them pop off. It's so comfy I feel like a God to them.
>>558582538Because they dodge when they see people flaming and threatening to run down in lobby.And unlike your timer, they're timer resets twice as fast because they all duo.
>>558582292the thing is old yuumi before her rework actually tried to teach their players to dismount and remount, back then she would get a shield herself if attacking and then if she mounts to the adc the adc gets her shield, etc, it was good for trading and such but now it's just eing and being a q bot to trade instead of being proactive. when i dismount to aa or do anything my adcs always tell me they're uncomfortable with me being out in the open and to go in them all the time unless they literally visually see the importance of yuumi dismounting such as when they're locked in cait ult, it's very sad but that is how it is.
>>558582663too many bad actors, too many leeches, and too many egotistical bastards. The words of discouragement mostly come from those that were both burned and also do the burning.
>>558582663liquid shit general
>>558580816i like people that play with me and don't attentionfag in thread
>>558582663the general discourages playing with other lolgers, not playing with friends in general.
>>558582663BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK NEEDS TO COME HERE TO BE REMINDED PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS IS FUNstop being so fucking pathetic all the time
Is there anyway to get this icon?
if you and your lolg don't have matching icons and titles they're not really your lolg
>>558562028hvntress
>>558583130explain weekly vgs then? are they not friends and lolgs
>>558582728You're doing gods work to teach people that usually dont get to see hitler yumi, but only pingspamming niggeryuumi how broken yumi actually is so one day she will get her 90th nerf.I think out of 200 yuumis i got 4 that were actually strong and made me feel like i could be iron 5 and would win against a legit high elo duo because of that insanely broken brainworm
>>558583154No
im still so mad i can't get the take notes emote
>>558583369Half of them want to kill each other
>>558582663If you duo abuse your rank is inflatedThe game is about winning, not having "fun", if you want to "have fun" go play Pokemon
>>558583291
>>558583141>stop being so fucking patheticnigga you are literally triggered by friendship not even tumblr can make this shit up
oldfag meme but does anyone have the squidbillies bear gif that was named volibear free week. can't find it in my folders and anything online is fucking imgur which converts gifs to mpvs now or whatever source
>>558582376it wouldnt work out..
>>558583624yet they still play with each other
>>558583130but why
>>558581606your weak mental, dumbassalso you just bent over some idiot's retarded comment instead of just muting and hard carrying 1v9 to show true dominance on the game, but you are an insecure nigger so instead went for the easiest and blandest path of just throwing up
>the video game isn't meant to be fun
had an orianna main in a losing game that I noticed was having a hard time. I was having a hard time for different reasons, but then I noticed the player seemed to notice my plight and started trying to play with me like a real teammate. I was too far gone to make anything of it, and we had no teammates anyway. It takes more than two to win a game. We eventually lost, so I go and look at this player and notice they're building orianna badly.I decide to add the person and take the risk that they either expect me to flame or for them to flame me. I get accepted and immediately compliment them and get into it. Give a basic two-item build, advise against certain items they kept getting almost every game, etc. They were really open to it and grateful... and friendly. Probably helped that we both took a break after that awful game, but, still, I'm happy that two people can still have a decent interaction such as this after a terrible game that should have been a victory.
I played hard to get and he just moved on instead of trying to win my affection harder...Why does this keep happening to me...
>>558583624>>558584268explain this phenonemon
>>558584670because you're a troon and will never be a woman
>>558584670i want a girl that doesnt play mind games
>>558584727pain and pleasure
we need lolg crackships again
what you need is a bullet in your head
I need a fun rune page for Kayn Red or Blue it doesn't matter. Bored of Conq
>>558584549Dark Souls kinda gave gaming aids.Now there are people who think games arent meant to be fun theyre meant to be aids you push through so you can brag about it.
>>558584953make some up
>>558584953create some
>>558583382>insanely broken brainwormthat's the power of toxoplasmosis friendship!
>>558584551Someone added me after a defeat and I normally don't ever add anyone because I assume they just want to flame, this one of the occasional times I do accept but of course I'm guarded. Simply ask "What?", "Are you a woman?" "No" "Ok. What happened?" I deleted them there because I assumed they did want to flame. Only later wondered the what if they just wanted to talk.League's community and /lolg/ set bad expectations, to be honest.
>>558585214fag
>you will never gun down discordniggers
Was what I did so evil?So unforgivable that you feel hatred for me even now, years later, when the horrible noise of me has ebbed away?But every time you hate me, you're not just hurting me, you're paying with your own heart that once used to be pure.Am I worth your blood, anon?
I FUCKING HATE THIS GENERAL
are the discordniggers in the room with us right now
>>558585402*Pulls ur pants down and attaches our asses together and does a ass to ass poop transplant into your ass and walks away*
>>558585458leave then
it must be nice to have people remember you even after you're goneno one posts about me anymore, ive been completely wiped from lolg public consciousness within just a few weeks of my absenceim nothing compared to lbw, doja, and isabell, the truth is that i knew this deep down, but i let myself become deluded and now i can only watch as the adoring fans they left behind celebrate and remember them fondly while i fade into obscurity like the useless insignificant insect i am and always was. my "fame" was empty and fleeting
I'm glad I barely talk to anyone if this is what happens when you do.
>>558585458up the quality by making actual posts then
>>558585587those people are all dead as wellstop
I pray everyday that you get hit by a car
can we stop doing this every thread?it feels like lolg just needs a hatesink to obsess over, doesn't matter who. like with lyra and lilliafag. if you're going to hate me at least do it for things that are true. but why are you even derailing threads with shit you hate to begin with, I'm so confusedI'm not a collector I'm just a friendly person obsessed with league. I'm not a stacy I'm a fucking dork who had to put collage on pause to get therapy and MEDS. I never hated lyra, I was always cool with them, even through the times they were upset with me. I'm not flaunting anything, lolg only found out what I was because I wanted to try streaming like the other lolgs- it looked like a lot of fun and I try to visit every stream I can. I'm not trying to be anything other than someone you can talk about your mains withwhy is does everything have to be a conspiracy. is it so impossible to come across an honest person? yeah sure you found my dastardly scheme to try and get everyone to try velkoz but that's as far as I go. I genuinely love league, and it's champs, and the anons I play with, and the anons I talk to here. even on my terrible days I just like to swing by and brighten up the thread's moodmods can ban me for this post I'm sure it'll do everyone some good. maybe people will go back to talking about league. good night to everyone else. I'm earnestly glad to see vgs vs back
*gets hit by a car*
lyra i was interested in sticking my dick in your crazy but you kept shutting me down so i gave up
>>558585587>lbw, doja, and isabelllitterally whoi think lbw is the guy you doxxed or something?never heard of the other 2 guys tho
okay women ruined this website i'm out
absolute liquid rancid diarrhea general
>>558585214understandable, really. I almost always autoblock requests because i dont want to read their inane shit. I had a random add today that I autoblocked because I'm also a shithead, but then went back and added him after I calmed the fuck down. When he accepted my request, it became obvious he respected me as a player and wanted to play with me. I couldn't play at the time so I asked to play another time. I watched his next game while I worked and noticed the guy plays with heart - a true rarity. I almost threw away a gem of a player because I'm an idiot.
>>558585052Mario kinda gave gaming aids.Now there are people who think games arent meant to be fun theyre meant to be aids you push through so you can brag about it.
>>558584853I fail to see the pleasure half
So this Aram mayhem dogshit just gives tons of boosts to the microdicklet incels that play this game 24/7? Nice man
putrid rotten corpse feces general
but dont worry tho its not like this general being shit made people leave :^)
>>558585587Ur more relevant then all 3 of those combined.
>>558586073SECOND worst general!
discordniggers are not real they can't ban evade and circlejerk publicly every single day
I don't know...I guess /lolg/ is just kind of scary these daysThings have been really negative recently and I don't know whyIt's not just vgs, it's been like this with norms too, and in the thread as wellEveryone seems mad and annoyed with each other all the timeAnd it feels like it only takes a bad game or two before people start fighting and leaving lobbies, or even deleting each other off of their listIf that's the case, were we ever even friends in the first place? Or was it all just a fragile veneer, peeling off at the slightest hint of conflict?I hate this, I miss how things used to be, I wish anons would get along and have fun playing games with each other againIt's not like I'm above any of it, eitherI wouldn't be surprised if I was also a bad influence on the people around me and on the games I'm inIn fact, I know I amSo I think I'm going to take a break from this generalIt's not you, it's me, I know now that I'm the problemI love you all, and I'm grateful that you existI appreciate each and every one of you for who you areEven you, Boodrum, b3llamy, taebak, Seraphine is 17, Maqe, SorcShoes, STEEL M3NTAL, gourdon, and KyoppiYou're all great people, and you make /lolg/ a better place by being hereThank you for everything until now /lolg/For all the good times, and all the laughs we sharedI'll miss you from the bottom of my heartAnd I'm sorry I couldn't repay the happiness and kindness that you showered me with until nowGoodbye
League of Legends?
i kinda liked lyraposts and am sad that theyre gone
>>558586538Kill yourself loser
My god playing ahri vs mel is fucking annoying. Good thing she lost the game. Fucking whore. Sold her fun for a counter pick and still lost.
>>558586687shut the fuck up NPC it's a private thread
>>558585968at first I was like huh but then I realized you could be talking about speedrunning (probably not) which technically makes your shitpost right because then it makes games about doing tasks in the most robotic way possible. and then you have robots watching other robots as they maximize gaming efficiency for no good reason other than being the best robot in a virtual environment
based meltdown archivist
why are you spamming years old posts to derail the thread are you the spammer or something
>>558586919accelerationism
>>558586375weird fucking thread
it's like an entire town full of indians collectively spent years shitting in a hole until it filled up to the size of a lake and we'd call it lolg
Why was there a plat player in my bronze-barely-out-of-iron-so-fresh-still-in-placement match?
>>558585402kinda deep desu
I miss the Gwen posts.Not the poop gwen or the fat gwen i mean the "do you want me or the baby" Gwen.Those posts were peak.
>>558587134fuck off NPC it's a private thread you're not invited
>>558587239which ones, do you have any examples
>>558586375You contributed to this result.
>>558587448what have i done
Huge schizo meltdown again, I wonder what set it off this time
>>558587023why not just....leave the general if you dislike it
kill yourself
>>558587586Why would I leave nigger4chan is my home I will smash your skull and spill your brain if I need to
cheer me up lolg...
liquid shit post triggered hard enough to make it
>>558587938>warden's mail on xayah without even 2 items completedI think you deserved that one ngl.
>>558587938omg huntress you got this I believe in you!!!
>>558587938
>>558588087omg bro kill yourself
>>558587938do you have any vods or clips of yourself? watch the ones where you do well for now
>>558587938thank god an on topic post
>>558587938I think posting more would fix it, like a lot more, like every 10 posts should have you reminding people of your existence that would be a good way to improve
>>558574038>more chyna skins
so many fucking faggots just playing lux and zoe bot lanefucking na fucking trash kidsdead game
Years of ritualposting and avatarfags culminated in summoning the schizo. Congratulations lolg.
Welcome to /lolg/ - today's topic is: shitposting
>>558588117nigga named vein
>>558588328no one makes him do this shit every 2 months
>>558583154no, you can't even reroll it or get it from BE emporiumalready confirmed it with riot support 2 years agonot unless they changed something ofcourse
>>558587807kek
so uh, how have your games been going today?
The only good lolgs :>Daywalker>Gneedra>Dabs>Selah70x7 >VeeBeeL>Jelli>blooms>dasname>huntress>sera17>that draven guy and the nami from euwEverybody else = two-faced pieces of shit or straight up bastards
>>558588786who si the wue draven
>>558588786bait is supposed to be believable LMAO
could this guy be any more obvious?
briar's butt...
Have you ever egod someone that turned out to be better than you?
>>558588786I honestly think the list is bigger than this.
>complete meltieYeah I'm just gonna hit the gym, anyone wanna play some normals in an hour or so?
>-22ow
>>558589261I could if you're EUW.
>>558589261which server?
>some retard is mispositioned, gets caught, his teammates were not expecting it and react trying to help but end up causing the entire "teamfight" to just be a sequence of 5x1 gangbangs until ace
>>558589017He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Get up and go to the bathroom! YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!
>>558589261i cantim doing paperwork + watching movie so fucking busy and i've been staring at my league client thesedays knowing im going back to work soonfucjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkk my sweet chungus life
>hit the gym>will be back in an hourStop larping little DYEL sissyboy
>>558589418nuh yet
>>558589392no she was a boy too
nerf ksante
>topic becomes about playing with friends>triggers schizo meltdownlollmao
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth
>>558588786
>>558589590This isn't how kissing works, holy piss virgin artist
>>558588786I'm not on that list, and honestly, fairbait otherwise doe
>>558589430I dont have job I am sad. I have a job I am sad. League addicts
>>558589676does it work like this then
>>558589149Built for anal...
FEATHER STORM!
>>558589793Post more of this league of legends
>>558589584anyone got the ksante copypasta
>>558589735i love having money and am obedient and hard working so i do like having a jobjust scared about being new, certainly dont like having no time for game tho it is mainly wfh so it might be a big fat w on all ends
>>558567112>nsfw post of nami sitting on a dildo not deleted after FOUR hoursMods just don't give a shit about this general, huh?
>>558590195Briar is sexier
Should I try Kayne or Viego?
>>558590259Are you gay? If so, Viego. Are you extremely gay? If so, Kayne.
>>558590259yes
>>558590195Why does Sona dress like a high-class prostitute?
>>558588786consult the chart>nicegizzardlunarmemorymiximumdennisearnshawjellyfishslothcosmotronyuu and miisteel mentalchennadabsthewondercatpoppymeineliebe>surface level nicetaebaktehronstan newjeansfirestormseraphineis17emanonazuma minamispin23 02 21huntressincel juggernautsee you in hellcydristraszbambibaileyrobotokunselah70x7yordle fondlerusagi noteharryboodrumvexualmisconduct>ambivalentgneedrabludwithdadawgsqiyanasmilkmandasnamezyralitytazmir phdtroon killerpresciencedumbdiggerhweijaklittle st james>not nicebr0k3n h34r7elesiab3llamymargrabia
>>558589793>>558589590moar
>>558589890>t.
DA POWA OF DA DARKSIDE*beheads a niggalow on summoner's rift*
>>558590442>dodged the list again
>>558588786you literally named the only lolgs i've had problems with LMAO
>>558590442elesia was very nice to me years ago
Alright, if I log in and I'm banned then we finna have some finna problems on this dih
>>558590686you are the only constant
>>558590626>tfw fell off so I dont appear on lists anymore
is there a marksman that does well against mages? I want something to punish the constant flow of bullshit like Veigar
>>558590442add the missing names!!
>>558590840jhin
>>558590840Not really, but Sivir and Jhin are ok maybe
>>558590442>all those names that don't post anymoreI miss them
>>558590840lucian seems to have strong winrate against magesi imagine other early game adcs perform well too
>>558590840
>>558590404>>558590408You guys aren't helping...
>>558591151Cute
>>558591151I never considered this, does it actually work or am I getting memed? what do I build? what runes?
>>558591253
>>558591253it dont
>>558591253You're so retarded that it doesn't matter what you pick, retard
>>558590442>dodged the list again awardi just keep on winning
>>558590442>never type in chat>ambivalentokay nigga
>>558590854who's missing? i added more from yesterday
>>558591496u have a cunty attitude
>>558590080Money isnt everything.That old school player is too new school for me. t. Old
Sona needs to be bigger....
rape Sona players
>>558590442fuck does surface level nice even mean
euvgs tomorrow @ 7PM CET im still looking for another host who can do fridays, saturday and sundays!
>>558591910meesa google"Surface-level nice" refers toindividuals who appear friendly, polite, and agreeable on the surface but often lack depth, genuine empathy, or long-term commitment in relationships. This behavior is frequently characterized by performative kindness, avoiding conflict, or, as mentioned in a Quora post, being pleasant only when acquaintanceships are kept shallo
>>558591910it's a catch all for people who are decently nice to talk to but will not make for good friends. includes normies and friend collectorssimilarly ambivalent just means your mileage may vary, could go well, could go badly
>>558591770what about this one?also im working on the "money isn't everything aspect", hitting it up with someone lately
>>558592167>>558592230lolg wheelchair psychologists
>>558589319>>558589321It's EUW, yeahZyrality#goonaI'll let you know when I'll be ready about 20 minutes in advance
>>558591910obviously you never worked a corporate job
Frotting with my lolg while in queue for ranked >///<
>>558592850you've NEVER done this and NEVER will you FAKE SISSYthis is SISSY STOLEN VALORFUCK YOU
they get a plat bot lane i get an unranked adc and a bronze senna that cant figure out why 3 people have vacated botlane theres only 4 people in this lane you see. cant figure it out though. ohwell guess i gotta hold S key under their tower now.>>558589446this acc is dead for over a year sadly
>>558592167>>558592230how the fuck would you even know the difference on a russian scuba diving forum we hardly know anything about each other
>>558592850giwtwm
>>558592093I CANTTTT WAIITTTTT!!!!! :DDDD
WOOPS MY ACC ISNT FLAGGED FOR GRIEF IN ANY KIND OF WAY IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE THAT THIS HAPPENS YEAH BUDDY BEHAVIOR SCORE DOESNT DETERMINE YOUR TEAMMATES YOUR SKILL LEVEL DOES RIGHT NIGGERLEGENDSGENERAL /NIGGEN/
>>558593171I've known anons here for 5+ years
>>558590442I have theories about few people in the "nice" tier but overall good list
>>558592952kinda weird for me to say this, but, respect for standing up for your people, I guess
>>558592952i've frotted with someone right after playing league if that counts
>>558592952I'm sorry I have such a big masculine demeanor anonnie
>>558593303what do you really know about their personal life
>>558593731a lot
the constant strikes again
>>558590442yordle fondler definitely not nice lol
>>558591910better yet, what the fuck does "ambivalent" mean if "surface-level" is already in there?
>>558594094"Unknown" vs "known to be superficially nice"Use a dictionary
>>558594094those two dont mean the same thing
is "superficially nice" not just being polite?
I AM nice (superficially)!!
>>558594312they're basically interchangeable yeah
>>558588775Could've gone better just for the feeling alone but I had a win streak, usual forced wins shenanigans.>>558588358It's like that every thread.
>>558594094neutral?
member to always max E as nasus in ranged lanes
I love Lissandra!
I don't even want a league mmo. I just want a player hub where everyone can pick their main champion and see one another and sit down together and have tea time between games
>>558594817I disagree, polite doesn't necessarily imply ulterior motives or a hostile core underneath the nice facade, "surface-level nice" does
>>558594916Imagine the client
The creator of the nicelist doesn't know what they are talking about at all it's just nonsense
>>558591345ty>>558591347hmmm>>558591357mean!
>>558594834How did every player in the lobby get their main champion's name as their account name? Are those rioters?
>>558595303it's antarctican server, there is one player per champion so we all get to have these names
>>558590840vs mages you dont play the game so play something that doesnt interact like sivir or something very agressive if your support is hitleringpost ign if you need more
>>558595056make your own version then
>>558595056kys sneedra
>>558594312you can be sincerely polite
>>558595407nice:meun-nice:everybody else
>>558595303It's just a setting in the options you can turn off player names and have the champion names instead
>surface level niceFair. I don't really talk but I'm just scared of people a little, I always enjoy playing with lolgs the odd time I am invited though.
>>558595596Im so nice I make my team nice too. Checkmate.
>>558595596big if tru
spirit of surface level nice
yay.
>>558595897Good job sis
>>558595843>literally just kindred with a second ass slapped onbravo morello/dyrus/hotshotgg
>>558596032Thanks.
>>558596228this artist will never know how legendary they are>only 37 followers
>>558589319>>558589321Alright, I should be home in about 20 minutes if you guys are still game
>Teammate in Mayhem genuinely fucking typing walls of text on how even though the enemy team has double our kills, we haven't taken a single tower, the enemy Brand got Infernal Conduit first and the enemy MF got Draw your sword first and effectively became a superior version of our Yi, he's still going to vote No and only No to every /ff because we're supposed to just play out the loss in it's entirety or else no one gets to enjoy themselves and "we have nothing better to do anyway".You know, I always knew these people were fucking stupid, I just didn't also expect them to be completely self-centered and egotistical and genuinely unable to conceive that some people would rather do ANYTHING ELSE than be a punching bag.
>>558596795Idk maybe you shouldn't have gotten diff->mayhemNvm hang him and then stop playing that diagusting mode
>>558596795sounds like a stereotypical master yi. their brain exists mainly to work the Autonomic Nervous System. things like conscious thought are beyond them. and yes, aram sucks mainly for this reason and not even mayhem can escape the hostage takers with a twisted sense of morality.
>>558597149No, no, you got it wrong, the Yi was complaining that MF high rolled right at the start of the match and now he was effectively getting completely raped by her with no hope of ever beating or outscaling her.The one typing walls of text was a Samira. And also coincidentally the one with the second lowest kills and second lowest damage done by the end.
I LOVE THIS GEN
>>558590442Including some EU randoms while skipping over the OGs is devious
>>558596516honestly thought that you ghosted because the friend request sat there for like 50mins
>>558597313alright, I was wrong. my bad for presuming you had just another warm body Yi. It still takes two no votes, so maybe it was both? thanks for sharing that bit about the heaviest player being on the team also being the loudest
>>558597453doubters been real quiet since this dropped
>>558597503dont bring us up, we want nothing to do with this list!
https://streamable.com/gudmu7i will be allowed to play league of legends when a riot employee sends a friend request and sends a message "your account is cleared, you can play the game now"Until then i run to their nexus towers as hard as I can literally die in real life
>>558597798You’re safe
>playing as eve>getting fed as fuck, but so it's the enemy diana>bottom lane is ok, yone mid is a legit mental retard of the maximum degree, our voli top can easily 1vs2 the enemies>baron is up, voli goes splitpush bot and kills 2 people alone, I kill one mid>would be free baron, but only me and cait go at baron, so we lack the HPs to tank it>I write in chat that yone is fucking retarded, ask volibear to just stick with us, go as 5, win a teamfight easy and do baron>volibear refuses to do so not once but twice, dies bot split pushing while we lose at baron because yone and supp swain get picked out of position>we lose even if I'm 17/6 eve with a 12/9 voliIs there some kind of mental illness that forces Top laners to exclusively split push alone no matter what and never group as 5 to do objectives when they are fed as fuck? It already happened three times todayLike yeah, split pushing is an option, but if you can clearly see that we don't have a midlaner and our support is suicidal, is it so fucking hard to just stay with us and steamroll the enemy?
>>558590442>poppymeineliebebro don't deadname me
>>558597503i left them out because they dont show themselves much anymore
>>558597696Nah, the Yi was also complaining, he's the one who made the punching bag comment originally, he just didn't bother arguing for as long as our other remaining teammate. I'm almost sure it was our least damage and kills teammates, a fucking on-hit Bard, because he stayed quiet the whole match.
Ive been playing a few games of Xayah after getting skin for her from a reroll, shes pretty fun. I never see her played though is there a major weakness I dont know yet?
>>558598030baron's a throwpit and you didn't have a team to begin with. I hope you didnt try and start it with just cait. voli was always the second potato after yone, but you didnt notice it sooner
>>558596795i can not understand these retards and they ruin the mode. if the for fun mode isnt fun then just fucking ff, requeue. 8 minutes ff or 25 minute loss where enemy team is fucking your face the entire time, thats an entire new aram games length of time added because of loser cuck retards that will tell you "its not that serious its just an aram" when they are feeding but will literally crucify you in the chat you when you stop trying after the failed ff vote
>>558598469ok gurl thnx for the tea
>>558598739No, of course I didn't start it, but the point is that swain and yone were too stupid to follow the call.The only thing I asked was for voli to join us, force a fight 5v5 and then push all together with baron.I just don't understand how a player with good mechanical skills that can clearly play his role doesn't understand basic macro at fucking emerald.
any NA norms players? RobotoKun #6911
>>558599527grown ass man
>>558599527no normal players on na sadly
Stop thinking about sex.
Keep thinking about sex.
Why does ahri's charm feel so much more OP than other forms of cc like stun
>>558600089thinking about sex with lamband wolf
>>558600129because it actively moves you towards the enemy
>>558600337Yeah but impossible to hit skillshots when the target is moving.
>>558599527Am cooking 3 days worth of stir fry rn will log on later
>>558600337Veeeeeeery slowly. Pretty much no real distance will be covered there unless maybe you charmed like a master yi.
na vgs 2nite?
literally same retard shit but im the jg now and we win instead of losing.https://streamable.com/y3n8mabasically what im saying is im the only constant and when my retarded nigger jg goes drag instead of literally just ENDING THE FUCKING GAME BY DESTROYING THE NEXUS its my fault because i need to reflect on my own gameplay. stupid nigger faggots shouldnt post in this gen stupid nigger faggots shouldnt play this game2 or 3 emeralds on the opp side. get that ass banned faggot.https://streamable.com/y3n8maYOU *CLAP*DONT *CLAP*NEED *CLAP*TO DO DRAGON *CLAP*WHEN YOU CAN END THE FUCKING GAME *CLAP*
why is the new captcha cancer, also what champs should I play tonight in ranked, pick role and build as well for me ye
>>558602002gotta ask in the groomcord
I got it! I got the golden ratio quest!
them na niggas got wires in they shoes got multiaccounts be stalking you
>>558602567teemo jg :3
>>558602669whats dat
call me an unc but how do i get those old league custom skins
>>558600129Because it's piss easy to land
>>558602669and then we wononly had 3 honors to give people fuck you phreak I hope you get canned>>558603334you know how some champs have their own personal quests like khz vs rengar? there's one between jhin and hwei. if hwei kills jhin within his ult, you get a magic pen buff called "golden ratio"
>>558603660ah thats cool. did you beat jhin?
>>558603660>nearly 250 ranked games in under 2 monthsi thought you said you were gonna play less this season
>>558603660>you know how some champs have their own personal quests like khz vs rengar? there's one between jhin and hwei. if hwei kills jhin within his ult, you get a magic pen buff called "golden ratio"I had no idea thats a thing. very neat, I love little stuff like that.
>>558603660why don't you get boosted to emerald again? this is embarrassing
>>558603918will you please stop riding her dick with muh games played
word
i would gladly ride jelly's dick if she had one
>>558602859fax
>>558604101yone is SEETHING
>>558604101y didnt u use ur hp potion...
>>558600742>but impossible to hit skillshots when the target is moving.are you retarded?>>558601336doesnt matter, max range ahri charm is going to kill 3 seconds worth of running time when it lands because its 1 seconds of moving in the wrong direction and 2 seconds of regaining that lost ground.
>>558603775yeh we won. the hwei ally shield buffs went so hard>>558603918my bad. honestly I've been having so much fun I totally lost track of time and games played. not as bad as before but I'll tone it down some more>>558604003yeah there's at least a handful of them. iitc they're called nemesis quests should you want to look them up. it adds a little bit of zest to the match
>>558604101why didn't the dragon stay to help?
normalize picking a troll adc when your support picks a troll support
>>558605657that's what i do!
>>558604991>are you retarded?Are you? Do you understand physics? If you shoot at a champion that is moving, then that champion will have moved out of the way of your skillshot by the time the projectile arrives at his previous location.Americans...
>>558605871i dont care for this joke you are trying to make, especially since there really are people that think this way
what stage of mental development is this
>>558605849doesn't count if you do it unironically
>>558606207>Briar
>>558606153hows this /lolg/ related
we fucking love ahri
>>558606564only Star Guardian Ahri
>>558606374how is talking about rape or having schizo meldowns or posting pictures of your tranny tits or saying goodnight/morning every day /lolg/ related
>>558606564we do
>>558606607
>>558606638chill on me
>>558606607untrueall Ahri's are sex
squish ahri's boobs once orpet ahris tails for 30 seconds?
normalize women
>>558607092fuck Ahri's ass for the rest of my life
>>558605123The concept is cool but the buffs are irrelevant and the quest isn't really promoted or plays a meaningful role
>>558584837I dont think that exists>>558583141Theres a lot of people that here that refuse to duo because they think its rank cheating and invalidates their rank.They're not wrong, i just think that they forgot that the main part of a game is fun and legit need a reminder>>558584670Alternative scenario>I deluded myself into thinking that person X likes me, but cucked out on making a move, created a fanfic situation in my head where he makes a move on meAnd heres the plottwist>That person actually doesnt even know who you areShitposting aside. "Playing hard to get" never works because everyone above the age of 12 knows that "im not easy to get" usually means the opposite, like "very easy to get, 1 week lasting relationship, daddy issues"
>>558606185does
>>558603551Nigga there are cc's in this game you can literally click on the target for and you're bitching about a line skill shot.
>>558584670have you tried being sweet and pleasant instead of playing games?oh you haven't? well that's too bad
black jeans black tee too bad now only want to dance
r u ok
I really like scarra's stream. Glad he is back to league
:/
>>558607704:T
:3
I disabled all chat and changed my emotes all to the smiling bee, my life has turned for the better now
>>558607728Ahri<3
>>558606207yandere briar duo...
Went blue kayn building into red but fuck sett support fucker bitch ruining everyfucking thing.evens camille supportodds arena or something else or a fuckin malphite game
>>558607394wow that's crazy there's three or four point and click cc's in the game I guess I can't imply that you could close the distance before throwing out a line skill shot so it's practically guaranteed to land
>>558605123holy shit there are quite a lot of these. I love it.
>toplane is such an irrelevant role, even an unironic inting retard like baus going 1/9 every game can climb by coinflipping better teams
>>558608469t. doesnt know how league works
>>558608530oh you're a knower? spit some knowledge then, if you dare
its a good day for some navgs
>>558609274might join later might not
for the love of god somebody has to have the jinx anon image setimgur is dead
>>558609994need lolg gf like this
>>558609994That's a man.
>>558609994>this is someone's sonMan this shit is depressing
>>558608596I could post any midbeast video about baus and it would show you why he prospers and you dont. but here is an AI summary. Prompt: Tell me why the bausffs is so good at league of legends if he just ints? is it coinflip teammates? Gemini hat gesagtThebausffs doesn't "int" for fun; he plays High-Stakes Macro. Here is the TL;DR: The Math: He trades "cheap" deaths (worth only 50g–100g) for "expensive" farm and tower plates (worth 300g+). He often has more gold than the person killing him. The XP Lead: By proxying and using his passive (Sion), he never misses a minion. He is usually 2 levels ahead of everyone else despite being 0/5. The "Pressure Magnet": He forces 2 or 3 enemies to stop him from taking their Nexus, which allows his team to take Baron or Dragons for free. The Proof: You don't hit Rank 1 or win Pro Finals MVP (NLC 2025) by getting lucky with teammates. He’s just better at the "economy" of the game than almost anyone else.Basically: He plays League like a 4D chess match where the king (himself) is a sacrificial pawn that somehow still wins the game.gemini 3 was used in this.
>>558609994ewww
yeah boihttps://streamable.com/x8l72x
>>558610454I didn't vote.
noticed kindred top is the lane with the highest playrate rn. will practice that when/if i get back to plat...
>>558610454uh oh forgot to spoiler thisi'm gonna get bannedfuck
>>558610576>giving up your playstyle to do what other people doweak
>>558610787anon thats a whole new sentencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPyLRGbPNAQ
>>558590442>troonkillerno clue who this is, but that guy gave me vibes like i already played dozens of games with him in na vgs>>558588786>>DaywalkerKinda amazed people still use that For me its>Qikami>Gneedra>Ganymede (semi)>Knocked up poppy>Jellyfish>Ridler>Dasname>Azuma>el***>ed**>some random ass chibis i dont know.Some guys on NA are pretty cool and nice, didnt interact enough to be sure though like the smoldySome other eu guys also seem good like spin, but then again who knows.Overall i'd say theres a lot more good people on /lolg/ than bad once, the evil once just do a very good job in overshadowing the good partsAnd the honorable mention:Zyra. (good guy that propably doesnt understand himself that hes actually good and not evil or smth)
>>558610280>knower>uses someone else's (wrong) knowledgefraud lol
>>558610454how did she write that..
>>558610965he's probably one of the two ukranians
>>558611080iirc her roommate helped her
why are plat ppl so toxic I play on a toaster and they always flame me
anyone wants to duo iron rank add me
I wish I had friends to play other games with
>>558611212do girls really help each other be sluts
>>558611154who is the other one
you don't even play other games, femanon.
another game... another win... L I V E !
>>558611756but are there other games? are there really?
i wish i had a lolg duo to play ranked with.also i wish i wasnt lazy and made a photo like this jinx cosplayer. id mog, too.4:13 today...rolling for what i pork off to before sleepevens kindredodds lillia
>>558612246rank and region?
>bunch of trannies saying the other trannies are nice and gooddisgusting
>3 years for a match>someone is afk so it gets remade>now I can get autofilledFuck this game.
>>558612471wtf region are you? eu is literally insta queue
Malphite, Swain on enemy team. I should dodge this, but I won't. I'll be back in about 15 minutes to reply to myself to say I should REALLY have dodged it.
>>558610965there's a lot of decent anons it's just that the annoying ones are loud as fuck like that one guy spamming earlier for no reason
>>558612176Yes>>558611970Because I have nobody to play them with
>>558612798which ones?
>>558611645ign and server?
>>558612773I should really have dodged it.
>>558608469One of the reasons thebaus teammates do better on average is his high pressure gameplayADCs tend to do a lot better when the enemy jungle is busy on the other side of the map, and since he doesnt hog and need the jungler, the jungler also has more time for the rest of the game which benefits the team aswell
>>558612882Vintage Story, Dota, Risk of Rain
I should've dodged this Teemo jg, I don't know why I give retards a chance to prove I was right.
>>558613684I once wanted to try dota, looked into it and people told me I have to play hundreds of matches against bots before DARING to play with people. no thx.
>>558613801So, the same as LoL?
>>558613757>some brown kid born in 2012 playing a shitpick champ literally older than he is said "just trust" and he believed himlike if you walk into the penis exploding chamber is it the chambers fault for exploding your penis or yours for walking in?
>>558612327gold I, euw
>>558613801You should generally atleast start dota in a botgame to see the gamedifferences like the secret store, item recipes and different mechanics like lasthitting your own minions for your own good.You can play imediatly, but you should propably play something like bloodstone aghanims ogre magi and just press Q all game long. THeres nothing you can really do wrong with it
>>558613684I can try dota if you're NA
>my team is 1/9, 1/5, 2/6 and 1/7>it's barely even been 15 minutes yet>they all obviously just want out at 15 because they all fucked up at literally everything they tried all matchI really feel like some people this game puts me with should just uninstall as soon as possible.
>Whole character roster is a bunch of skarners and ivernsI bet dota players wonder every day why no one plays their game
>diamond top>em mid>plat jg>opponents are all gold>fun theme>free win>but my nigger FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD ADC IS BRONZE AND HAS AN CONCAVE SKULL WITH A FUCKING BLACK HOLE FOR A BRAIN NIGGER RETARD CANT LITERALLY CANT DO ANYTHING gg "fun"
>>558613879lmao as if
>>558614661>they all obviously just want out at 15 because they all fucked up at literally everything they tried all matchthis is fake, these people will sit in this game for a full hour telling you they are "having fun" and "learning" as they continuously eat shit. this idea that shit players are the ones calling the ff vote doesnt exist, the only people who want to leave the game are the ones who actually won lane pressed tab saw their 0/30 bot lane jungle 3 drags enemy team and concluded a win was not worth the effort required to even just play the game
>>558604101BORK DSHIELD NOT EVEN ONCE LMFAOOOO
>>558614550I can play on NA
*strangled cry*I shoulda sold boots and bought banshees fugggg
>>558613985>penis exploding chamberMANY PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WITHOUT THEIR PENIS EXPLODING SO IT'S JUST A SKILL ISSUE
Team PINK
>>558614484Im between gold 2-3 in EUW atm, only play both bot lane roles. if you dont want voice we can play some time. I AM trash tho.
>>558615647ya fucked up, ornn. couldve been a win, too, but no, your fat ass had to sit on it
>still making it on some lists
>>558615847government lists? based desu
>>558615847shut the fuck up qkm
>>558615765what r u waiting for! add me. huntress#kndrd
>>558616919after game
Briar love
>>558610965>naming a rapist as nice
>>558615313I wonder if I should ever do this as midlane. With the quest evo'ing your boots and all that.
>>558617751rapists and discord stalkers, lol wonder why
>enemy team has shaco, meeko, xerathHoly moly that was one tilting match. They lost but they sure annoyed the SHIT out of me.
>new account>do 5 placement matches>first match out of placement I have the icon saying my rank hasn't caught up with my skill yetWHATS THE POINT OF PLACEMENT THEN
>client dc's me for half the gameFIX YOUR FUCKING GAME PHREAK
>>558616919will you share feet pics with your duo?
>>558618681You don't wanna see my feet I'm like 110lb
>>558618236honestly I didn't even consider that. I wonder what the interaction would be
Soraka my cute wife!
Its over
>>558617751i heard bits of it.. i dont really see any reason to believe it however
it's not over until the fat lady sings
>>558618559so you play 200 games to match the visual rank with your mmr, and then after that you can play another 200 and pretend you earned whatever rank you land in when 90% of the games were predetermined before they even started
feels good clocking saber and this toxic janna main...
She sung and stabbed me through the heart
>>558619758get killed already
>>558619758wow you barely just did more damage than the enemy supp wp!
>niceascorbicacidschusouqiyanasmilkmantopdankthe fisher kingpielinuxsupportpostershibstidalcadenceweldingstupid animalsupramalignance>funtazmirtrialslyrawiggumspirateszb3llamyducksenonly constantgraveyardgooner>nice and fundabsdawtcaatraralsavouivres knightdunkmaster daddymajin when he's chat restrictedsinisterroopitter patter>toxicvouivregourdonstarofjusticeprincess elmaseraphine is 17
>>558620246OLD ASS LISTGTFOH
>>558619421i was just like youbelieved what he said he's good at maintaining his nice guy online persona because it's all he has going for him
oh i get.it the trick to dealing with malzahar is to not deal with him at all and roam
>>558621331who are you guys talking about
>>558621417Thats what I'm saying. Spill the tea bitch. Also buff briar
grown men
Im conviced league algorithms hate me. I had 3 fantastic game as adc but my team REFUSED to win the game.what the fuck man
>>558621331i never asked him what actually happened because im at a state where i purely disbelief because i have 0 trust in the acusers. meanwhile he never gave me any reason to distrust himso far the people i heard it from either continuesly vaguepost indirect retarded shit, went on massive slandercampaign against me while rewriting the entire story to make themselve look innocent, shemeing people that act like hidden agents, people who cant even attach their name to their claims and message you directly in client, people i thought i was good with untill they randomly had to impress some clique and couldt even tell me why they did it when i directly asked themThis board has a knack for the most vile people to continuesly make up random ass shit about anons to make them look bad and its 99.9% of the time bullshit.to believe in something like that purely based on "dude trust me" by people who cant even tell me their name under these circumstances would be absurd. can you see where im coming from?
>>558621331you must have played a really bad league game for him to get mad at you and reveal the evil truth to you. I've never seen him mad
I'm bored, should I learn jungle?
>>558623729Yeah
>>558623729absolutely. and then gank botlane.
>>558623729>hit camps>walk into lanes with kill pressure>contest objectivesmost retards get stuck at step 1, theres nothing to learn in the jungle before high diamond, you dont need to know the optimal clear times, you dont need to know the optimal paths. you just need to actually participate and you have outjungled 95% of all jungle players. i regularly outjungle my jungle as fucking support most of the time
>>558623729LEARN AP GAREN
>>558607910Hiii!!! (>^/^)>
what do we think about ryze jungle or ryze top with proxying
>>558624206this is such a retarded post it makes me wonder if you've even played jungle once in your life. the best way to win as jungle in low elo is to farm. the difference in speed on your first clear will insta win you the game. if you aren't able to clear you will lose every fight.
>>558624593>yeah in low elo where the players are braindead with their eyes shut off you wanna prioritize also shutting off your eyes and full clearing on repeatretard monkey
>>558624593the cutelow jungloid can only comprehend ganking, if you just invade, ward, and farm they will get lost and have 0 tempolow elo junglers NEVER counter invade because to them being invaded means they lost and need to play safe>>558624807just pick a braindead statchecker who wins lvl 3 and perma invade for the rest of the game, their team will never help and they will autolose
>>558624807No no seriously. This post >>558624206 is SO fucking stupid. Support mains really deserve their reputation. Perma ganking is the easiest way to lose a game. This is the post of a stupid crybaby who assumes every other role is easy. Try playing jungle sometime you'll see what I mean. Stupid cunt. I'm not even a jungler bro this is basic shit you need to clear fast and often
>a jungle nigger speaking about "how to win games"fucking cease
>>558624807How often in an average game do you die and then look around for the nearest person to spam ping them and blame? I'm asking seriously. 5 times? 10?
>>558624980>Try playing jungle sometime you'll see what I mean>im not even a junglerstupid brown monkey
>>558615779we won doe
>>558625319You don't ever go offrole in norms? Of course not what am I saying. There's no way you have any friends to play with. I'm also whiter than you, taller than you, a higher rank than you and I earn more money, too. Get cancer and die nigger gg you lost hard
>oh man i have this one level lead from perma farming im so strong what should i do with this lead?>ill just keep full clearing>wtf they got soul>wtf enemy jungle has 15 assists>these fucking laners man
>>558625367Yeah and I'm 5% closer to blowing my dome off
>>558625449Heres what you did wrong. You didnt play one of the chosen to be broken junglers with fast clear like hecarim, kayn, zed>if you clear fast enough to have downtime for ganks you're viable>if you cant your champ sucks.Either that or you can play nunu and get stacked by pressing ult in the middle of the wave while ganking
>>558625683thats not me thats you, and yeah you have 0 clue what you are doing wrong, which is everything.
>>558625683>fast clear>zedmein fuhrer...the patch notes...
>>558625907Its finally gone?My last jungle update is from 3 months ago or so.Its going to be the same retarded viego player over and over again eitherway, doing the exact same shit
so... the meta read is that playing with a competent top laner is hitler tier broken...? there is no counter... not even with a jungle duo can i get winrates like this...
>>558626629You could be a competent top laner and receive that all the time
Bimbo champ for bimbo players
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UThere's still some space! Draw your Valentine today!
>>558626756Oh wow she's just like me I wish I were gym sona! The best part of being a bimbo sona is when you fucked up the lane and died a bunch and your ad starts calling you a stupid retard girl but your jungle comes and defends you calling him sexist
>>558626629why did they give toplane TWO huge buffs instead of the one everyone else got
>walk behind a lane>the person in it dieswhy is this so hard for the average jungle nigger?
>>558626924What do you mean? You don't like the 7 item 90 minute power spike for adc quest?
>>558626880my adcs give me the thumbs up emote and respond to my fist bumps...it feels extra rewarding on Sona because this champ genuinely sucks so I know I played the lane right
Yes you can get dragon soul and 3 barons and 4 elder souls before you can get 7 items but trust me the adc quest is really good when the clock hits 2 hours game time. No we don't have anyone at riot games who plays adc but this will definitely help the role!
Remember that it's okay for (You) or others to have bad games !
emote spam gets me tilted
>>558627657stop being a fat chud and fistbump me
>>558627581its not a "bad game" its a bad level 1000 player
if you que into the game with smite fuck you fag ass niggayoure a fucking nigger nigga youre a bitch faggot ass nigga. fuck you https://streamable.com/hbxo6hsion irelia matchup crazy unfair
>>558627528>extra rewarding on Sona because this champ genuinely suckuhhh wrong, sony is the best champ in league of legends...
You fell off.
I'm jealous of dumbdigger he queues up and does his thing every day he knows what he wants and goes for it I really admire that
>>558628534gotta keep up the gimmick if its the only thing people know you for
>>558628380yes yes and Mel needs a buff oooga booga im a statistics website believer
>>558628534>he knows what he wants and goes for it>what he wantsto reach gold without being banned
>>558622627ok but what other lolgs have been accused of rape?
>>558626629Seraqueen sama...
>>558628613gimmick implies hes playing a character but thats just what he is. its not a gimmick of a psychotic patient to bash his head on the padded walls of his room
Had a good game so the chances of me feeding my ass off if I queue up again are theoretically 100%
>>558628767brother people on 4chan will adhere to making the same ritual post every thread every day or literal years, people really can be that dedicated to the bit
What's the most independent ADC for when your support is a total shithead?
Be real with me lolg, should I start HRT?
>>558629270ezreal by far but hes kinda shit at most of the things adcs want to doid recommend kaisa or caitlyn personally, not nearly as independent as ez but they get the job done and can survive 1v2
>>558629415are you cute?would you be cute?
>>558629415yes
>>558629270Tristana.
>>558629270Anything but Kai'sa
>>558629415you should man up pussy
sooo if our toplaner decides to throw a tanty this season we just lose?
>>558629415Depends what role to you main?
>>558627261BIG TRUE ADC LOOKING PRETTY WEEK THIS PATCH! CRT DMG 275% WHEN?
i cant stop smiling. the sunshine to my moonlight. haha
if I get invaded I just disconnect
>>558627791dat me
>>558630037Brave
>>558630037When I get invaded and my team doesn't help I just afk farm the entire game
>>558629910yeahsorry chuddie top didn't have enough agency (lol) so now they can 1v5 at any time!
i cant move
>play support>can tell my jungler is getting invaded near our lane>move into jungle to help>my botlaner doesn't follow and tries to farm 1v2>we lose 2 fights simultaneouslyThere's never a correct answer because I can't control the other players
>>558630449maybe communicate
>>558629983lifelong iron reject dont type
>Ctrl+F>rape 0 results
>>558630764if I had a Briar gf I would rape her
>>558630536never typing in this game and pings are very easily ignored
>>558629415if you experience 2 or more of the following then yes> A marked incongruence between one’s experienced/expressed gender and primary and/or secondary sex characteristics (or in young adolescents, the anticipated secondary sex characteristics)> A strong desire to be rid of one’s primary and/or secondary sex characteristics because of a marked incongruence with one’s experienced/expressed gender (or in young adolescents, a desire to prevent the development of the anticipated secondary sex characteristics)> A strong desire for the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of the other gender> A strong desire to be of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from one’s assigned gender)> A strong desire to be treated as the other gender (or some alternative gender different from one’s assigned gender)> A strong conviction that one has the typical feelings and reactions of the other gender (or some alternative gender different from one’s assigned gender)its kinda just that simpleif you have gender dysphoria that shit does not just go awayyou can transition or you can choose to bear the pain but it will only get worse every single day as you grow more and more masculinebe careful out there neither of us wants to see you go hollow
>>558630764*rapes you*
>>558629910When has this not been the case?
>>558629415Probably not a great idea with current science, unless you like looking like a malformed homunculus
>>558629031>merely pretending to be a retardbro is creating cope for other people, a cope middle man, for what purpose
Sisters... I'm happy to inform you that i am no longer required to wear an ankle monitor... Now I must simply wait 5 more days until i'm allowed to say "-1" in party chat, to the people i am in party with... who chose to queue with me... in a party...
if i get griefed i just stophttps://streamable.com/tghqjx
>>558631771why did malphite grief aatrox
>>558631879is coffee good for aatrox?
>>558631021if mundo said it it muist be true
>>558629983Apparently Green Purple Aphelios has good poke and range, but if you can get on top of him he's vulnerable. Nice try!
*plays league without pants and boxers*
>>558632932*sits on your lap*
being forced to go mid by my team triggers devastating lane dysphoriaanything but being in botlane is like torture
client randomly swapped who I'm messaging and now I sent my shit to the wrong person fml
>>558629983>Be full scaling comp>Get beaten up entire game>This happens randomly>Winnothing wrong with aphelios
>>558632998that's how I feel every morning when I put on boy panties instead of girl panties
I will climb to Masters, or int trying ! https://www.twitch.tv/selah70x7
Nothing worse then losing because you got skill gapped
>>558630449The answer is to spam ping the invade and if your ADC doesn't follow then so be it, you're just adding onto your ADCs retardation when you go and make plays on your own as a support.
>>558629270Karthus
>>558629910I had one of the worst games I've ever had as top in my lane but we still won
>get completely dicked down by graves for reasons i do not fully understand>literally only contribute because im niggerbroken>also have really good jungleri'd post a sad cartoon as a reaction image but heres my endgame screen capwhy the fuck does graves do a kajillion damage to me :(
>our mel bans ashe?
>>558634451Probably so her own adc wouldn't pick it. Never seen that champ win a game either>uses 3 w's and runs out of mana>e and r have 5 minute cds and are worthless in normal range 2v2s>Q is okay but still not enough to compensate for rest of her kit being garbage
lolg, turn on the news. it doesn't matter which channel.
>>558619185Guess what I did today? My sister took her son to our brother's and he lives next to someone who has a ranch so I took him to see the animals. And I fed the goats lemons. They did not seem to like the lemons.
falling off, swimming in liquid shit, what's next for lolg?
>>558634629That's why you don't fight all-in 2v2s with ashe, you poke them down (much easier after lvl 6) with W's, spam R's every 20 seconds and basically control a lot of space with your slows. The vision her E provides is extremely important for tracking junglers, tooBut she's not "hurr durr press button to do point&click dmg/stun for 20s" so most league players cannot comprehend her utility
>>558634629i mean shes not shit, she just cant carry a game. you're not gonna see ashe players getting pentakills. they win the game by ulting or slowing someone who's out of position
>>558629983uhmmm lolg? what happened there? why did 13/6 diana get destroyed? Can you reply to this post without being emotional?
>>558631021What if im just tired of the hardships of manhood and feel like its easier to get youtube clicks as a woman? Which is honestly all in life that matters.I like evanescence and X (1999). Twitter told me that real man dont watch X and play dota insteadReally cant go on without HRThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGpsL_XYQI&list=RDPJGpsL_XYQI&start_radio=1
>558633350go back to redd*t nigger
>>558631771>if i get griefed i just stopSame except I actually leave the game and don't give the slightest fuck about it I'm not giving a single extra second of my life clock to niggers
>>558634863you dont get the option of if you want to 2v2 or not in bot lane, you WILL 2v2 because its a long lane with 2 engage champs thats heavily camped by junglers. hurr dresson press button and win fight champions are the strongest because this game has been reduced to a mindless 1shot arena fighter where striking first is a 99% chance to win the damage race
>>558634961well you built like a bruiser and played it like you had built full damage. which was really retarded i must say. obviously you're gonna need Q to oneshot the adc when you built hp and resistances
go back to wimming in liquid shit and drown in it >>558635068i link you because im not a fucking PUSSY like you brownniggerfaggot averting my gaze while mumbling afraid i'd catch you looking my way you fucking bitchass nigger get that ass banned
the jews can't take a joke, lolg...https://youtu.be/1dEQx4EJRec?si=p2E-Jl-IjMECxPQY
>>558610454bros, i've been trying to nofap but i think i just lost it all to this pic... i can't resist much longer...
>>558635050>I like evanescence and X (1999)wtf the only respectable person on lolg? what are you doing in liquid shit general?
champs that are lolgcore except ezreal?
>this dude is still trying
Hope is the devil
>ban blitz for 100 games straight>ban pyke once for a change>enemy picks blitzNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
blitzcrank is a very honest champ
maybe if you're jewish
>it's another palestinian flag enjoyer lolg episode
I've got a thread chambered for us. Thank fuck I woke up in time...
>>558636442Let's see what you got
I started playing again after like a 3 year pause, seeing that they added wasd movement last year.Yet all streams I see they are still using mousr movement, why? It's archaic artificial difficulty, why gimp yourself?
>>558636678>>558636678>>558636678Here we go. Please migr8 when ready. Hate the new captchas.
>>558636663its just worse, why use it? scared of numbers higher than 8?