A general for discussing the Elden Ring series. Elden Ring, its expansion, Shadow of the Erdtree, and the coop spinoff, Elden Ring Nightreign.>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious Thread >>558471942
slopreign number 1 game in bharat saar favorite brahmin game saar
Happy birthday Elden Ring! I love you
>>558571403Four years old I can’t believe it
>another vandalized OP
Stop shitting up the NG4 DLC thread you hideous shitskinned faggot
new merch
>>558572075I’m sorry
>>558572217pretty meh merch, the scarab could've been cool if it was just a proper 1 to 1 version of the game one
>>558572217Looks like shit
>>558572217>cheap Chinese low effort shitOnce again Bamco drops the ball
>Manta ulting as duchess to lose aggro as Adel does his tornadoIncredible
that's how you do it guys, no practice mod whatsoever
>>558574948>just play against Adel bro
gg bugs, confirmed practice-sama didn't block me <3
>>558574948Is trish our strongest S tier girl? The data is saying yes.
>>558574948you won against adel, bragging about that is kinda cringe
>>558575081Hey I always have to play DLC with some guardian, it's my turn to get the easy bosses
gg manta's refugees
>>558574948shut the fuck up for once you annoying sperg we genuinely don't give a shit about your blogposts
>>558575083it was ok run, why would he block you
>>558575127I don't think so... I'm not even up there, I look up to people like cc, just au naturale no practice mod>>558575176Love you too anon!!!
>>558574948>>558575134Need to suck on those big titties
>>558575349shifty also mogs you and is more liked without even trying
>pick my min-maxed haloslop guardian vs gladius>both teammates instantly alt+f4kekking at you guys
>>558575646True, true, shifty is very cute has creative builds>>558575539Why would you do that I'm not your mom...
>>558575646being more well liked than trish is not exactly an achievement
that evil manta guy is such a faggot hogging snipes and just generally being mid despite what some shitposter said here. Non-erg manta simps are worse players than /erg/ across the board.
>>558576073you can't "hog snipes" it's just luck
>>558576041What about being more disliked?
>>558576073he does play on erg though
>>558576138That's not the issue, usually when you aren't brown, and you just got a run with the streamer, you go back to the back of the queue, it's called being polite. The problem is the average manta-simp is brown, like her.
>>558576193That is rather hard to do, you truly have to annoying-faggotmax like greasytroon to do that
>>558576296That's on manta for not making it a queue, get gud at sniping, you can block him for more chances
this is what trish looks like btwrecall this image whenever xhe posts with big tiddy recluse/duchess/anime
>>558575708>no games after thisffs fine, not picking guardian ever again even if it's a dps build
>>558576450No, it's on him for being brown and having no manners, actually. You are also a brown sub-human if you don't understand this.
>>558576623dont cry so hard because you suck at sniping
>>558576487>>558575708having damage on the birdjeet is like being a brahmin, you're not as bad as a dps-less dalit but you're still a jeet and no one likes you
>>558576767>brown continues to deflect kino
>>558576782bird gets best quality scaling with respec doebeit
>>558576073thirdies don't have the mental capacity to form a line or consider other people existing. please understand. letting someone else queue up would be negative izzat
>>558576467trish is fat, brown and bald
>>558576073evil manta is trish
>>558575791You will be soon >:)
>>558576981No it isn't, xhe was 'evil zorban' and then 'evil shifyduck' (because she is jealous of shifty)>>558576912You bodied that deflecting freak, a kindered spirit that gets it.
waaah i cant queue waaah bad indian men
>>558577207those were both trishtard. fym
>>558576904>>558576782my build melts the dogs, I've already playtested itonly problem is I need to find a holy ash of war early in the run to keep up the paceand finding halo scythe ofc but with dormant reapers it's almost guaranteed
>>558577280don't make me sick the jannies on you again trishtinxtardtroon
ermm being brown and uncivilized is HECCIN' valid you nazi bigot chud (and that's a good thing)
>>558577369t. got raped by death knights award
>>558577465ermm sorry only terr is allowed to give out awards
In all my years on this site, lowercase posters have always and continue to be the absolute worst posters in every thread.
U should practice how to snipe in the practice mod lmao
evil manta continues to mog the seething queuelets
Shifty dressed as Duchess getting with Manta dressed as Duchess
I love sluts!
>>558577978Shifty is revenant
>struggling with the second chinese mecha lion (though I never fought the first)>decide, for the first time in any souls game, to just look up its damage/aliment resistances, then prepare an appropriate weapons/spells>it fucking melts, I think I skipped a phaseHuh. It's that simple...? It feels so cheap... so unearned... I think I'll go back go just brute forcing with whatever cool weapon I decided to spec my stats and built around.and wtf do you mean the map isn't here and the whole area was pointless...
thread is quite frankly unreadable when trish is awake
>>558578231Kill yourself lowercase trash
>>558578231this but with DOS and mass reply fag
>>558578231shut the fuck up trishjeet
>>558578203never played against the cursefrog lion. he seems easy though.
pls q
>>558578203What did you use? Flame Art Iron GS did really respectable damage even at RL1 0 scadus
>>558578261>>558578368>brown tranny seethekino
>>558578231im innocent fym... anyon...
I lost like 1600 points yesterday, I'm not sure if the servers were shitting themselve sbut I got disconnected twice and when I went back in I was dead and my teammates lost to night 1 bosses
>>558578768two flame art katanas since I saw it was weak to bleedon that note, are katanas still completely overtuned for PvE? I'd heard they'd gotten nerfed since back when I played the main game near release, but maybe it was just in relation to PvP...?
>>558577207It’s kindred, you ESL retard.>>558577369It’s sic, you ESL retard.>>558577614Truth nuke.
>>558579610One can only hope.
>>558577831>carried by shiftytroon talk about mid of the mid
>>558580012go practice reporting in the practice mod cuckteazu
Trish did nothing wrong don't report her
>>558578261Got his faggot ass you made him cry >>558578231This but with terrtroon
>>558580098>>558579610>unironically defending trishjeet
>>558576467@trishtinxThis true?
Now they're stuck in a loop poor guys...
is elden ring
>>558579970Don't make me sick the big black kindered on you, esl schizo
mantard is unwatchable without the mute button.
>>558579757I thought only RoB got nerfed
>>558580686She has like 2010s ironic weeb reddit gooner humor. It's pretty cringe.
>>558580860you're cringe
>>558578203He’s an annoying boss. I loved the first one but the deathblight lion dancer is just stupid. The intended unironic strategy is just do the fight like normal, and then run away if he goes into death mist and launches frogs. And wait for him to change. It’s just a pause on the fight. So weird.
>it's another episode of barely winning with wylderzzz please change the channel, play another nightfarer idk
>>558580860It's just the constant whining, and the high-pitched pedobait voice is like nails on a chalkboard. >>558580946>obese simp is upsetkino
>>558580946I'm not cringe. I'm based.
>>558580686alicekasuky is worse i have never heard a more grating voice, it's like getting your ears pierced by ice picks.
>>558581038prove it.
It's kinda cringe when she starts backseating the run/route like bitch just focus on reading the chat you don't do shit
Year is 2026 and there is STILL a limit of 10 characters per save file. 10 is just nowhere enough for all the builds I want to make.
>>558581003>t. My fav nightfarer is mediocre garbage, and this is my cope
>>558581118
>>558581456>lappjeet squished like a bugkino webm
>>558581082Please dont be rude to Zorban's girlfriend
>>558581456>puke sentinel
>mantard thinks Bridget was always heccin' translol
3bars on demi pair is insane
>>558579970>>558578261>>558581447>>558578368You mind broke him and caught him with his pants now he’s doubling down on his retardation. Nicely done.
Manta didn't 3 bar in my run, really makes you think...
>vig negro almost wiped to demi-humans night 1 shitter
>>558581872I have to make sure I don't get hacked by all the indians at /dsg/ idiot.
>>558581456Good times...
See I was using guarding draws aggro on my build to get the bosses away from Manta, yes I am a genius thank you
>>558582179you can't get ''hacked'' unless you download a poinco ce table or something which would be your own faultyour location is still visible with ds3connectioninfo and RCE could've obviously bypassed anything but no one at dsg knew how to do that so you just sound kinda stupid rn
>>558583062Frog thief
>>558583159
>>558583296I made those!!
>>558583062stfu terr im not taking off blue senti you'll never get my IP
2706kill yourself annoying tranny
>>558582706Didn't you lose against bugs, the 2nd easiest fight behind baby dogs?
ggs, based piqf clutching ED balancers with practice and me both downedI couldn't prove myself to practice-sama once again, damnwhy do I gg them tho, they don't post ITT
>>558584161piqf posts and practice has posted a couple times
>>558584316they quite literally haven't.
>almost lost the eventual greatnessle sigh
ggs demi human
>>558584508who the hell are you
>>558584508>>558584829tuisekisya is the japanese way to type wylder, just like how tinpo is the japanese way to type dick. I think its him.
>>558582176Sorry, I got greedy, but at least it paid off.
>>558584829probably tinpo
>>558584921They are the same person.
pracjeet has been jobbing lately
>>558583374 (me)Oops I’m new here meant for >>558582706
>>558584508Good job to you and manta doing actual damage
omgg artorias wylders are so alpha...
gg birds
>>558585442Get a room instead of bringing your cringe ERP here
>>558585442>>558576467reminder that poor tinpo is being groomed by a troon
>>558585639>>558585730why are you so jealous? also we're not dating, we met here
>>558585805Is that actually you?
>>558585854yes here's a selfie of me in real IRL
I curse the Spanish for making Latinx people.
>>558586036>>558585805>>558585442I look like this and say this
back on the blocklist trish goes
>>558586360I knew you'd start posting that sooner or later, what's next, do the screenshots
>>558586036>not denying and deflectingNoted. You don't pass, btw.
>>558585730Imagine falling in love with a trans girl and not being able to handle it so you say she groomed you.
why'd you dodge balancers but not re-q
>>558576467Don’t post selfies here freak
>>558585950Don't let them gank you like that when the split otherwise frame-trap clusterfucks will happen. >>558585158>lately
>>558586654I'm just reposting an older clip because I think it's funny.
>>558586095I'm terribly sorry, we're doing our best importing them to alleviate your burden
What was that again about evil manta hogging the queue and anon crying like a bitch
>>558586523>that... thing>girl
>>558586523shut up troonboardlardcake go back to zorbjeet's chat
>>558587120>queue hogging cringe faggot sees criticism in the thread >decides to take it to heart and stop being brownGood. I accept your concession. Even mantard had to wrangle your dumbass from queue hogging.
>>558587436Anon that guy doesn't even post here you dumbfuck lmao, he's on the screenshots from manta B team games
I love Trish
>>558587562Love you too anony!>>558587541trvke
Serious question: does “terr” even exist? All you guys do is talk about him like he posts here. But I really don’t get it. It seems like any post you don’t like is terr. Theres little to no consistency to all the posts accused of being terr. I’m sure a lot of it is false flagging but my best guess is there was a 80IQ ESL you played with that wasn’t good at the game and shitposted for a while. Does he even play with you guys?
>>558576467Tell me why does he wear the hat?
>>558588143To hide xher's balding hairline
>>558587889terr was a dsg poster who migrated to here and played nightreign with us since releasehe is good at the game but is kinda toxic and at some point people were convinced he was making the tierlists (despite there being no proof of that), so they just turned him into some kind of memethere is especially one schizo threadshitter who accuses everyone he disagrees with as terr and he will do the same to my post, just watch
>>558587436I meant those two are also queue hogging specially poopruri mort but yeah
>>558588862Yes, that's the dragonirian schizo/eric, basically changed his boogyeyman.
can anyone tell me where jackson is nowadays?
pathetic run guys, never dare to talk shit again or we will reference this manta run
>>558588862The important thing is we found out terr is dutch which means he's a gorgeous blonde boy in real life
even though he's a brown immigrant and perma-rage quit the game
>>558588967dragonirian schizo needs to stick to one boogeyman this mfer legit thinks 5 different people are all the same personbut no the schizo i was referring to is the mass reply spammer who samefags constantly
>>558588967He was probably right it caused a lot of kvetching
>>558589332Living in a place doesn’t mean you’re from there. All the evidence points to him being a brown immigrant illegally squatting there, namely his ‘BBK’ fetish.
>>558588862>he is good at the gameBe less obvious next time god you’re so embarrassing
>>558589819>all the evidence Care to post this evidence?
>>558590084I will not entertain you playing dumb again, no.
>>558589719>>558589819If that's the case then he looks like this.
>lvl 10 at night 2classic shiftroon routing
>>558590378allahu ackbar people are way hairier than that and do not have blue eyes
>>558589819>he still thinks terr is the blacked spammer >meanwhile, our beloved and innocent /erg/ playershttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#q558094518
>>558590509She wouldn't say this.
>>558590378Stop being delusional please>>558590509Two things can be true at once, retard
>>558590509>blacked spammerWouldn't be surprised if it was dinglejeet considering the new lore drop >>558590509Do russian trannies really?
>>558590509Dingle is such a retard for sharing his twitter holy shit
>>558590509cool, now post where anyone there started talking about “tier lists for “big black kino”
>>558590463>>558590632It's just the truth. Also laser and color contacts exist.
It's s funny this is a 2bar since he's playing wylder
>>558590632i think you're just upset there's no evidence tying your schizo headcanon together anon
not looking good shiftysisters...
>>558591184shifty's on fist duchess so he's immortal against holly
>>558591052I’m sure you’re a totally impartial party who has no reason to try to push that narrative at all anon very subtle
>>558590775>>558590632>>558590248>>558589965>>558591282>>558589819got his samefagging freak ass thanks for setting the record straight for those who are clueless
>>558591282>can't provide evidence >has no counter arguments>resorts to schizo finger pointingyeah that's what i thought bitch
>>558591038You can't even beat magma wyrm
>>558591858>plugs his ears>talks past me>Ermm u have no le argumentI guess I can’t expect anything more from your kind
>>558588862terr coded post
Freak status: flying. Permanently.
gg heolster we probably could've gotten that invader camp if we'd skipped the churchDTS was on me though, i just pinged the first boss i saw without thinking - the wipe fried my focus
do you guys have a favorite
insanely fucking cringe to gg here when you're not playing on the pw
>>558592398do you seriously have a nocturnal schedule just to snipe manta?
>>558592472Yes shifty made that poor idiot think evil manta posts here
manta stream is honorary erg territory
terr trying to keep up some charade of being an anonymous poster after behaving the exact same way with the exact same speech patterns for over a year across like 4 different platforms is one of the funniest things ive ever seen happen in a general and i hope he continues it. it’s like an old time comedy skit from the 40s or something.
>>558592431a favorite what? cock?
>>558592398GG. I could've played it better tbqh.
>>558592472i usually only do a gg post if theres another ergonaught in the game, in this case there was>>558592558no, i've had the same schedule as always
>>558592823I've never played with puriri, what was her old ign?
>>558592785anon your first thought should not be of willies that is weird
no relics = less damage = longer fights = more opportunities to mess up = more entertainment
>>558592610it really isn't and you simps need to fuck off
>>558593027cope you're garbage and you shit up the thread, you just need good passives
>>558593145>shit up the threadHow?
>>558593027Can you and terr stop shitting up our threads? Thanks
>>558593027You also forcibly scale down your allies overall power level by doing zdps and clearing less of the map.
>>558593193yeah play stupid for me good slut
>>558592724Don’t worry, in a few days he’ll treat us to another totally innocuous third party post expressing doubt and asking how we’re sure it’s really him before replying to himself 10-15 minutes later explaining how it isn’t really him and he dindu nuffin and you and everyone else should stop noticing patterns. Rinse and repeat.
I hate nuBloodgems. It’s stupid. Grinding for randomized perks is stupid. I hate Diablo and Bulletstorm and Destiny.
>>558593260no need to do that, just wipe to an invader camp on day 2 and lose 100k runesi'm a pro at this, trust me
>>558593260Don't you guys want harder matches anyways?>>558593284You need proof to back up your claim, Anon.
But soon the Nightreign will fade and only Elden Ring will remain.
>>558593570like when you got caught making lists about people just to shit on them like the discord one? yeah play dumb jew
guys imagine how strong manta would be if viteazu negru wasn't scaling her down by not having relics
>>558593203I don't have a job
>>558594118right in the practice modussy
>>558593570You don't play on the thread pw so it doesn't really matter to me. Personally I get my dopamine from clearing as much of the map as possible and finding more cool items to fight the boss with, having a zdps player making the team clear 20-30% less of the map means I'm more limited in selection of finding a fun/interesting spell/skill/weapon. Difficulty of nightlords is a non-factor at D5, you either know the mechanics and dodge correctly or you die.
>>558594165kek
>haloslop makes the game to easy>nooo you need to equip relics you’re hecking bringing your teammates downPick a lane tranny
>>558593878>got caughtI complained about the discord and made a list with the people in it that I recognize and some other Anon joined in, but that's as far as my list making went. I never tried to hide it.>>558594118I don't know why the game randomly ignores 6th sense. I was genuinely surprised that I died.
>>558594456>I was just pretending to be retardedyeah fuck off bad faith indian, you got called out
>>558594330i played with him on the password last night
>>558594570>makes up his own headcanonIt's ok, I will be your black sheep if you need something to seethe about.
>>558594716>got caught>I complained about the discord and made a list with the people in it that I recognize and some other Anon joined in, but that's as far as my list making went. I never tried to hide it.well first off it was something pretty inocuous nobody needed you name calling like a bad faith jew. i accept your concession that you're a bad faith threadshitter
>>558594456perhaps you got hit by the arrow and aoe? I've had sixth sense dodge me into death before.you were jumping so arrow hit you midair then the ground aoe got you?
>>558594642Its the no-relics dude right? My recently played list hasn't seen them in 2 months and I don't have them blocked because they obviously aren't a relic cheater, and I cannot imagine someone who plays the game with no-relics blocks anons in this dead ass general.
>>558594908>why are you upset that we're making our own curated server where we can control what others are saying, it's for the thread quality, bro, just like other forms of verification>>558595172Maybe, but I've had it happen with other attacks that wouldn't warrant a double hitbox and even if the would it wouldn't hit twice.
>>558595459>some rando weird narrative he made upOkay thanks for admitting you're a schizo threadshitter thats enough viteazu
Wraff is live with the ladies
laggy dogshit, bg
>>558595383yeah he seems like a cool guy doesn’t afraid of anything
>>558595653No one asked leftist foid
>>558595459If you disliked it so much how come you have your own server? "Practice modussy enjoyers"
>>558595653qrd on wraff?
>was planning to do some cosplay runs during april fools, like calling myself gundyr and only using halberds on wylder>trish/tinpo's gay ERP has ruined this for meI hate faggots so much
>>558596851Get rekt retard, trannies win again
>>558596851Crazy that a cute erg couple has destroyed this fragile anon
>>558596851thank you trish and tinpo from saving us from this cringe ass ideahalberds on wylder, seriously?
>>558597115what do you mean "on wylder"? if i'm using halberds then there's nobody better
>>558596851Sorry to hear that. You get used to it eventually.>gundyrI wish they'd bring back his charge. I really thought it'd show up in ER's DLC.
>>558598571gundyr would rape elden redditors
>>558598657God I fucking wish.
>>558597115Oh no instead of doing fun off meta but still usable builds I'll have to play magic guardian, katana revenant and faith raider
history shows that all erg girls are eventually claimed by bbc so it's over for tinpo already
>>558598993>seething because nobody likes xher shit ideaname? for the cosplay list
>>558598993Even though Katana Rev goes hard because double balancers + necklace.
>>558599121>glass necklace in the year 2026It would be a powerstance jump attack katana build so no skills
>>558599314Truly a mad man
>>558599072Shut the fuck up faggot
even doe bbk is erg culture
I just went to the kitchen and realize I left a porkchop sitting cold on the stove. it's been about 12-ish hours since I cooked it. Is it safe to eat? The pan is fully lidded.
>>558600185Absolutely not. Throw that away anon.
>>558600185I swear I got a small cyst from eating a ton of bacon, pork is str8 fukt and shouldn’t be consumed I think the towel heads have it right
gg 3bugs, the moth burned to death eventually lmao.
Fc?
>>558600185Unless you want simultaneous campylobacter and salmonella infections then I'd throw it away
>>558600696which guy should i use
Nightreign should have been a live service game
>>558600862define live service game
>>558600272>>558600491>>558600718I put it in a bun, and I'm eating it.
>>558600998Game with regular content updates (every 3 months a new boss or character or something) instead of one dlc before being abandoned.
>>558600998games that are serviced live in front of a studio audience
>>558600860>Bear necessitiesCan't say no to that name
>>558601093Oh you poor stupid boy. I hope you don't get too sick.
q...?
good morning erg!!!!!!! happy anniversary!
>>558600718I look like this>>558600185Duh
>>558601592we got married?
>>558600040>>558599072Shut it, thread shitting maggot
>>558601649you don't look like that
>>558600491I’m retarded and eat pork regularly even though it makes my ankles swell up. I think it is more toxic than we are led to believe
>>558601592>>558601726You guys get to pick 1 erg anon to marry, who are you picking?
>>558601592Good morning (night) rya, happy anniversary.
GG, cool hitbox.I don't know what was going on in this game but my ult had like no effect it seems.
>>558601440It's fiiiine. It was well cooked originally. People often estimate how quickly food goes bad.
>>558601879I choose trish but only if she looks like this >>558575134
>>558601996>practinx host Unlucky
>>558601592You’re up at 5:25am???
>>558600860hey I remember you
I wish I was good enough to play with erg
>>558602587what depth are u?
>>558601592good morning ryaposter
>>5586026581
>>558602130She does look like that, but she has darker skin. >source: we traded pics
broken and battered after a day of brutal wageslavery but i am queued and ready to be carried
>>558602587Then go and play. Belan or Alice were not afraid to grind even though they started DoN really late.
>>558602587You dont have to be good, just dont blog about how the game is unfair after every game.
>>558602587I will never be good enough...
>>558602862hot, I'm gonna put white babies in her
>>558602752noob
>Madison didn't visit /erg/ on Elden Ring's anniversaryIt's over...
>>558602880Me in a couple hours I can’t wait!!!
>>558603098I might be a noob but I do have a 100% winrate in DoN
>>558602587it's fine if you're bad just don't be a lolcow
>>558603157want me to message her and ask her to visit erg?
>>558603302Yes please
>>558603264how do I avoid being a lolcow
>>558603257I kneel
>>558602862why are you talking (lying) about yourself in the third person
>>558602880>>558603227Raped posts honestly
>>558602502not many old fc people play nightreign, all the nightreign regulars are newfags
>>558603554Pipe down you sissy liberal
what do you guys think of invasions in Shadow of the Erdtree?
>>558603417don't be a sperg
>>558603856they're fun
>>558603856The npc ones ? They're not particularly special, as long as you have some scadu level.
>>558604218I've changed my mind I wanna add that quelign is so cringe he comes of as genuine
>>558574293>Fangamer>Cheap/Low EffortSorry nah. I have a 13+ year old Kid Icarus Tee from them and I still wear it and it's still in great shape
>>558602960Very hot. Make sure you give her multiple like they all want
sorry i went to go pee
>>558603821You’re the one being raped albeit
>both teammates 3bar on dreglord>it's still his first phasejust one of those runs
revenant players when it's time to thank the team
>>558606052rev players aren't slutty, they are pure and the best fancy spinners
>>558606052Hot and true>>558605670Next time learn to hold it in you aren’t a child
>>558606052This is how I thank everyone who plays with me
>>558607298Let's queue
I hate how Jeenine's builds are so fun to use
>>558607703what's the build?
>>558607703>buffstack two-tree shot build>epic inventory management>funI don't see it
>>558603302Did you message her?
there's a mod in nexus that rolls relics for you with your own murk and only keeps the one with specified effects. that sounds kinda ethical but i'm too lazy to set it up it's all in chinese and shit
>>558607993yeah, she hasn't replied
>>558604913Means very little. Production standards of this stuff change. Many companies cheap out for faster and heavier outpost in exchange for lower quality products these days.
>>558608074Thanks!
>>558608054I'm gonna creampie your cleavagepussy
Me IRL
>>558602698>>558602492>>558601906>>558601726i wish you guys a very happy new year of elding!
>>558608230I missed you Noktily
>>558608054Rolling murk is a waste of a white mans time
>>558608054You just cheat it in instead don't you
>>558607769>two-handed heavy stone club>54 STR>mushroom crown and Kindred of Rot's ExultationThrow two shit pots to buff yourself and two-shot everyone>>558607958It's fun to deal more damage than a colossal weapon with a stick
>>558607703>max of everythingThere is nothing impressive about using cheat engine to make an invader build mate
>>558608519At this point I've rolled so many relics and daily that I have for any build I want so I am kinda content. But I am a bit tired of sorting trough dozens if not hundreds of useless ones everytime I pull...>>558608206Lewd
>>558608857will you marry me?
>>558606052every "you're beautiful" spammers deserve a SLAP
>>558602960>>558605393Save some for me, I want to have lots of babies too
>>558609545There is only 1 you're beautiful spammer here
>>558609674why are you gay
>>558609674It's up to me to take responsibility... I'll have to impregnate all these erg girls
>>558610231her voice is insanely annoying, i can't stand it.
>>558608653Even though I played through the whole game and only gave myself consumables
>>558610231She's a solid player and isn't retarded. That's not as funny as Manta.
>>558610518why are girls cutest when they're retarded
>>558610518>>558610597>>558610369>her>she >girls
>>558609674Cute. You will swell like a pumpkin from the potent seed that you will be given.
>>558609545Like this?
>>558610826thunderous clapping
>>558610008Heroic behavior. >>558610814Hot! Back to back babies...
>>558610597it triggers our protective instincts or something
queue is kill so im going to bed
>>558611880i just qued up as of 60 seconds ago
>>5586119243/3
what the fuck was that game
>>558611375The sister wives saga will flourish once more
>>558608125I've been buying their shit for ages. I have a Hollow Knight hoodie from them and all. Ever since they started getting actual official brand licences the quality has been quite consistent. They used to just make legally safe "fan" content but now it's official merch and feels fine. I own like 3-4 Fangamer zip-up hoodies and they're all great quality. I have some of the BB merch too and it's great quality. I see no reason to doubt Fangamer. They're the best outfit in the gamerslop apparel space.
Hah! How's that for "worst player you ever seen against Caligo"?I just got my revenge. No falls, cancelled her vortex attack, and avoided a wipe.AND the game attempted to ruin our run early by putting us up against Dancer and Nameless King back to back.GGs.
>>558612420yaaaaaay 4th anniversary yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>558610597>>558611413This. Also retarded girls never threaten a man's competency. He always gets to be the smart and capable one and she feels safe. Everyone wins.
>>558612658>trying to sneak shitshow of the turdtree in thereyuck
>>558612796Shadow of the Erdtree was great
>>558612765Sounds like only insecure guys like retarded girls
>>558610597all women are retardedit's cute when they have no preconceptions of not being retarded because then you can trust them not to listen to the talking snake trying to give them knowledge
>>558610008Devil...
>>558612865you were great
>>558612987Am I bad now?
>>558612865Said no one who isn't a fromcultist
>>558612967Having Devil's babies...
>>558612923really makes me think...>>558613051I don't know, I only know that you were great in the past
>>558613083All the dark souls are bad, Shadow of the Erdtree was great
>>558613104But what if they come out as half-demon babies? Future Leyndell Sewer residents...
>>558613269Half angel and half demon babies would be adorable though.
>>558613257SoTE is somehow one of their WORST DLCs despite having the longest dev time, quite embarrassing really.
>>558613083If you don't like from games why are you even here? dumbass
>>558613486very lewd...
>>558613269even worsethey'll be half perfidious albion
>>558613518>liking something is the same as being a cultist piggie Anniversary tourist troon alert
>>558613672Don’t bother with that tard the concept of nuance is entirely beyond xhir
>558613672why do doomposting "everything is slop" npcs always attach "troon" to every fucking phrase? leave your obsession to yourself
>>558613547that picture isn't lewd at all
>>558613819Looks like I hit the nail on the head xhe stopped responding directly out of pure seethe
>>558614010boobies + tummy = lewd
>>558611413Truth>>558611845Source on the murderous troon?
>>558614120weirdo
>>558614243that's not weird
>>558611845Alice in Wonderland (and all its derivatives), if I had to bet.
>>558614317You get called a weirdo, creepy, a troon, or brown no matter what you do here. Don't worry about it.
>>558612264Ok well even so those products in particular look very visibly cheap, especially the beetle which seems like shitty plastic
>>558614243>>558614317now now let's just agree that melina is fashion-conscious.
>>558614520Well I can't speak to anything specific with Elden Ring stuff but I bet it's just diecast metal like most of their button products. I have a couple of their Dark Souls pins and they're fine. Here's another pic because desu I don't disagree about that photo so I went to look into it and it's just what I thought: Solid metal casting. Reminds me of the Ace Attorney "Attorney's Badge" pin I bought from them ages ago.
>>558614585I wanna lick a girls legs
>>558615041Do it
How would the nightfarers fair in the original ER?
>>558615415Mechanically, they'd be easy-modo. From a lore perspective, they'd be on the same level as boss characters, meaning that the Tarnished would still be more powerful than they are.
>>558615415I love black chicks
>>558615557The Tarnished isn't that powerful. His superpower is his determinism. He fights with less grace than the Soldier of Godrick, his magical abilities are nowhere near equal to that of the demigods, and he clumsily moves in plate like it's the first time he's ever worn it. Where he shines is that he just doesn't stop. He only needs to win once, they have to win forever.
>>558610597thisManta's voice is ESL but still cute, and she actually plays like a retard all the time despite having 700+ hours in the gameYou can't help but want to queue snipe her just to carry her
>>558615634Oh, do you?
>>558616005Some Rellana to round things off.
>>558615415she'd lost to a pack of beastmen... >>558615634>>558616005>reddit fetish
>>558614476(Usually by one person mind you)>>558615415… Fine? The only ones they should logically hit a road block against are the big names like Malenia and Godfrey
>>558612420>>558612658happy 4th year!!
>>558616242I think the braid should be her hair, not attached to the helmet.
>>558616645
>>558617776messmer rejected this?
gg horse
>>558615041oh god me too>>558615342are you a girl?
>>558618874Do it
Is their a lore reason for Recluse's toes and fingers looking weird? It's not a stylistic thing, as other characters have more normal looking hands and feet.
>>558619065I want to
>>558619496lick
>>558619496Look at these things.
>>558619764metyr...
>>558619764
>>558619764>>558619743>>558619496Stop being gross
>internet cuts out right as Caligo invades>I fix it and come back less than 2 mins later>Session found>Can't connect no matter whatJesus christ dude. Blocking me before you even finish the run?
>>558581456That's weird. I just watched that chasethebro video like a week ago.
>>558622395Huh?
>>558620360Are you retarded or something
>>558613672>shit taste weirdo calling others touristnow thats reaching
>>558620327this general is for being gross
>>558620158Looks like a corpse
>>558613672>>558613819>>558614042Least obvious threadshitter samefag. Seriously go somewhere else if you hate elden ring so much you're just disrupting the thread
>>558623697Elden Ring is the worst Elden Ring game Fromsoft has ever made
>>558623807facts desu
>>558623807you're the worst turd your mom ever squirted out
AAAAAAAAAAA THE BELL BEARING HUNTER IS WARPING. CHARACTERS ARE DISAPPEARING AND REAPPEARING WHAT'S GOING ON?!
it's caligover
>>558624485zalgo
>>558624485>>558625916What was happening?! Everything was smooth until the BBH fight. Then suddenly his moves start getting jittery, and then 2 of us fall. And practice focus disappears. I swivel the camera around, and his name appears to be hovering inside the wall. Then after an uncomfortably long time of nothing, suddenly there's a whoosh as if practice focuses used his ult, and I'm standing. Various Cheeses dies. And then it takes me to realize that practice focus's body is somehow on the floor too. by the time I notice him there, he's dying too. WHEN DID HE EVEN FALL? HOW DID HE ULT WHILE FALLEN?Then BBH is zipping and zooming back and forth, he's grab is activating and cancelling a dozen times. it's a total mess on screen, I can't tell what attack is coming, so I just start spamming attack until I fall again.After dying, someone kills BBH, and Practice focus disppears for a minute. During which time, I'm unable to pick up the goods from HHB's orb. I can select items, but I don't actually get the items.Anyway, fast forward to Caligo, the music is missing, and there's a bit of lag comboing there, but not too much. Then halfway through the fight, somehow Practice and various cheeses continue to break Caligo out of her big AoE attack. It's so bizarre, She curls up, I get out of there, then I turn around, and she's getting stunned. That happens like 3 times until the dragon is dead. I'm just so confused.
>>558626536lotta words when all you need to post is>mfw practice is host
>>558626536did not ask
daily creasytroon humilation ritual
>>558624485>>558625916>>558626536Practice was host, this happens sometimes
>We got literally nothing for the 4th anniversary of the gameThanks, Shartbloods
>>558626536>>558624485the night1 boss fight was super laggy too, the exiled guys were just standing around with 0hp then everyone would shuffle placesalso yeah I have no idea what happened in that phase2 caligo, she just kept stance breaking so I rushed in and started spamming fire and it was caligover
>>558626760>the exiled guys were just standing around with 0hp then everyone would shuffle placesThat fight looked mostly normal to me. However, when I was fighting one of the exiled, I yanked him with me grapple hook, and he flew in the OPPOSITE direction direction toward you guys. That was so weird.>>558626706lol
>>558623697Nobody said anything about hating Elden Ring you schizophrenic retard kill yourself and stop responding to your betters
>>558623697shut it, thread shitterr
>>558612865This is correct. It was great.
>>558613518Please… I have nowhere else to go…
>>558627415>>558627437>13 seconds apartReal subtle retard. Stop fucking shitposting no one likes you
>>558610231wow that voice is not great but it also seems like a decent player which is boringManta is impressively retarded which is funny but also makes for a "fun" challenge when attempting to carry her
>>558623697He did this the other day too. He claims the tides shifted and everyone soured on the game despite the fact that all reviews for the base game and dlc are very positive. Then if you further press him he’ll say he heard it from Reddit. And he was completely sincere about it. It’s really truly pathetic.
>>558627702Shut it and see >>558627415
why cant they get elden ring, a 5 year old game with graphics from 15 years ago that is literally just an empty map and a few boss arenas, to run on the fartendo shitch 2?
>>558627921Where did anyone say anything like that in this thread what are you even talking about
>>558628396name 5 games from 15 years ago that have the same graphics as elden ring
i think elden ring is a pretty world to exist in
>>558628425>where in the thread did anyone say thatYou must be an ESL. When I said>he did this the other dayI was referring to an indeterminate time a few days ago. That’s what “the other day” means. Hope this helps.
>>558628687Right, but how does that have anything to do with someone saying they didn’t like shadow of the Erdtree?
>>558628832It’s the same poster doing the exact same routine.
>>558628901So in other words, anyone who says they didn’t like anything even tangentially related to Elden Ring or Nightreign is the same person to you. I’m glad we’ve established you’re a very mentally stable person who should be taken seriously.
>>558628901it’s scary how you don’t even know how deranged you sound. this place truly is a magnet for the crazy.
>>558628396Maybe because the Shitch is a piece of shit and anyone who buys one usually buys it for the sole purpose of playing either Zelda or Mario.
>>558626536>Then suddenly his moves start getting jittery, and then 2 of us fall. And practice focus disappearsenjoy your variety practice is playing all day
sleepy qing
>>558619496GODDDAMN
>>558628964No it’s just the same poster as last time and the time before that. He does the same routine. Same words even. >said no one everThat’s your hint. Only one guy posts that. Then he gets hyper defensive about what that even means. Talks himself in circles being vague about what he means and what everyone else thinks about the game and dlc. Clueless people get caught in his web on nonsense. Rerun. Rerun. After rerun.
>>558629453>>558627702>>558623697>>558627921Obnoxious thread shitting schizophrenic faggot just shut up Jesus
The combat in tunic sucks ass
>>558629453i say that too and i can assure you im not your boogeyman giving you conniptions. you’re just mentally unwell and jumping at shadows. seek help.
>>558629668How far are you?
I don't understand why practice keeps blocking and then unblocking me, this is like the 5th time... I wish I knew wtf he's thinking
>>558629779add him and ask him
>>558629453You would have a point… if at least half of that wasn’t missing from any interaction that’s been had so far. Some guy stated what he thought about SOTE and that was it. No “then he gets hyper defensive about what that even means, talks himself in circles being vague about what he means and what everyone else thinks about the game and dlc, clueless people get caught in his web on nonsense.” Sounds like you’re making up people who don’t exist.
>>558629821Oh he never accepts, maybe he is peruvian
>>558629948>>558629736Nope I was there. I saw. I see it again.
>>558629751Inside the zigguratThe librarian fight was buggy as shit with it spawning orbs directly under you
Had so many erg babies earlier. erg sluts are the best...
>>558630165gyat
>>558630102Uh huh. I’m sure. You’re very convincing buddy.
Shadow of the Erdtree is the best DLC ever made. It’s incredible.
>>558630164Oh, you're a lot farther than I assumed."buggy" you say? I don't recall any bugs for the librarian fight.Are you fighting he ziggurat boss? She's trouble.
>>558630292I don’t need to be convincing. I am simply correct. It doesn’t really matter what you say even if you tried to argue.
>>558630228
>>558630589I look like this (white)
>>558630318Not at a boss yet but the whole targeting system is tedious as hell for fighting these goo spiders when leading them through the turretsThe world and exploration is cool but I hate the devs for hinting to a page that would describe what each "talisman" does and then when I finally got the page it doesn't describe shit. I got the dagger strap talisman in the burial grounds which seemed like a high level area so I was looking forward to knowing what it does the whole run and then it rugpulls me. Don't know what any of them do aside from the dog shit low hp = attack up/def up knock-off rings that I'm never equipping.
>>558630638Can I plap
Madison?
>>558630467You need to be that, because otherwise you’re just a crazy old man yelling at clouds. I think you're upset there's no evidence tying your schizo headcanon together. But by all means, continue to dig that hole deeper for yourself.
What if miku hatsune was in nightreign
>>558630846Yes hi it's me, I'm with Tyrone don't talk to me anymore
please stop posting fat nightfarers
>>558630937>no evidence Anonymous poster, I was there. You ask for evidence. I am the evidence.
>>558630824you're a girl, you can't plap other erg girls
>>558631184But I look like this
>>558630974Kill yourself terr
Take a cold shower how are you all so horny all the time?
>>558631294Prove it
>>558631262And I am Jesus Christ resurrected.>Evidence?I am the evidence. I was there.
>>558630102learn to read and refer to >>558629736
>>558630589trish stop making anons horny
>>558631450God please forgive this misguided soul, If only because if he can't be saved the rest of us may be fucked just as badly if not worse
>>558631294trish and cupcake…
>>558631450>how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck woodYes, very clever. I was still correct.>>558631470Yes I saw your reply the first time. Very good.
gg heolster much easier when you're not level 11 who'd have thought
>>558631698>im correct because I say so If only life worked that way
>>558631698then apply it, retard
>>558631817spread out gesture when duchess butt slams on my face
>>558631957I saw no value in your post so no.
>3 bugs in a row>Mandatory Balancers>3 dogs in a rowI'm gonna fucking lose it
>>558631660I want to have erg babies with clapcake I mean c*pcake
>>558632189she's so pretty
>>558632135i doubt you see much of anything with all the jizz constantly in your eyes
>>558630318Just beat her and it's super cringe how blocking is infinitely better than rolling
>>558632229This is how the erg anti-Christ is born
>>558631891No I don’t choose truth. I can know truth. I can state truth. Often times truth upsets people. That’s normal. I can choose to argue. I can do offsite archive links. Or I can choose not to. Sometimes the best thing is to just state truth.>open mine eyes that I may see the shadows danceThey are your eyes. You must choose your to open them. And you must choose to turn around.
>>558632843Uhhh sure dude this still isn’t a hive mind but believe what you want
who is the good guy in elden ring
>>558633390the player character
>>558633390this guy
>>558633468No he’s probably the most evil.
>>558633390
>>558633131kill yourself terr
>>558633468>Eliminates free will>>558633562>Eliminates all lifeAwful. Not good.
>>558633468miqueller... why did you abandon st. trina
Was Marika Radagon’s mom or did she absorb him from somewhere else?
>>558633390(you)
>>558633390him. the one and only goldmask.
>>558633524>>558633775>>558633808but he is very kind
>>558633909Yes, obviously.>>558633468No one this cute could be bad. So true.
queued
>>558634363when's that shitty fucking game getting finished
>>558634363who is this semen demon?
>>558634404should be right around the SOTE weapons update>>558634484ashley from the coffin of andy and ley ley
I don't think I've fapped today
>>558635024I jack off about 4 times a day
>>558623697>>558622725>t. the raped
>>558634404This year last I checked.>>558634484I’d like to join you under that rock please I hate it out here.
>>558635419>this yearI don't believe that for a second lmao
i'll never understand why people dont pick every corpse and chest they run by. especially in shifting earths where golds can spawn
>>558635368You don't have to reply 4 times to my post obnoxious threadshitter
>>558632189She's so ugly and freakish
>>558635640>raped threadshitter still this upsetKino
>>558633390GAWDwyn
>>558635617I want to kill
>>558596489Hot slut. Mid player. I respect that she's against cheated relics completely, argued about it against fightincowboy who was defending his "legal" CE.
miquella the PAWB
>>558635448Kek>>558635368>>558635738Got his ass
>>558635617>>558636101It bothers me too, but when other people actually do it too I start to think, "what are you doing with MY loot?" Basically I want to loot everything, but I want the 2 of them to wait for me to do it c: And also I want them to buy me shards. And also I want them to tell me I'm beautiful.
I really hate that Godwyn was killed by a jealous Radagon
What movie should I watch while queued>>558635617I like chests because they can drop interesting white weapons like UGS or zwei
>>558636545> What movie should I watch while queuedPearl Harbor starring Ben Aflek
>>558636545I blocked you so I don't really care what you think.
>>558636545I like recluse's chest
>>558636261nah, he's callypigous
>>558636259Does she have an only fans
>>558636515are you beautiful?
>>558636259I remember that VC but I don't remember the other 2 people in it. I think sane ryan or something? Absolutely insufferable couple of midwits. I don't understand all these dipshit streamers and youtubers like youwy and onlygoontard who tell their audience they should be cheating in relics
>>558636762I am very beautiful.
I miss kirry>>558636621Okay thanks, ben aflek is a decent actor>>558636647Hot, bratty blockers are the best
>>558636515I love girls
>>558636621Jeez it's 3 hours, epic
>>558595653Mid slut, terrible player. Whining bitch and leftist.
>>558636621>>558637016Is that where we’re at for wait times at this time? Holy grim
i'm sick, sleep deprived, and nauseous. should i queue?
>>558637162I feel like shit permamently and queue anyway
>>558637216do you need a hug?
>>558637216okay maybe in 20 minutes if i don't doze off
>>558637216That's because you live an unhealthy lifestyle.
>>558614995Interesting. That actually does look significantly better and higher quality. I guess it’s just the way the photo was edited giving off that look. Do you have that AA pin out of curiosity?
>>558637319Yus
>>558635512I might be misremembering but that’s the release window I last heard of. Who knows if they’ll stick to it though
Have you guys tried the seamless coop mod? You can have up to 6 player gamesMy friends were thinking of doing d5 just for fun because we can throw alot more retards into the fray lol
who up practicing their mod
>>558637615only thing you need is a job and a restriction placed on your computer time
>>558637615*hug*
dead queue
>>558637749The annoying thing is that seamless resets you back to D1 and you have to climb back up because don is server based but its a fucking mod so why dont they just let you edit it???? or choose the boss??? or like since you can set the scaling for normal bosses why not let you use deep relics on them??? and their custom scaling is still buggy. its such a shit mod for don enjoyers
>>558638342but I am queued...
>>558638429Thats sad to hear. Thanks for letting me know, I guess we will figure that out at a later time
>>558638571I blocked you trish
>>558638605Understandable I am the worst
>>558637615*grabs ur fat ass during the hug*
>>558638712
for me, it's Kingdom of Heaven directors cut
>>558638342>>558638605
Comfy thread the schizos are asleep
>>558639089but I'm awake
>>558639126what's the latest erg scoop?
>>558639089Thinking about being pregnant
>>558639227I don't know
>>558639231You never will be
qing dynasty
>>558639505
>>558639487I wish
>>558639817You can wish all you want, it's never going to happen. Wish about things that could happen instead, you'll be happier
we wuz qingz and shiet
Even if the entire world hates you... and become your enemy...I'll be there to love you. I'll be there by your side!
>>558640140love you too sis
>>558638342Rya is so cute…>>558638712Hot (you better be white)
lol one sec I didn't wanna play fucking raider, he's so bad!
>>558640140She’s the best sister and lover ever.Wylder is one lucky dude.
>>558639347I love you anon. Give me many babies.
mealso 3/3 finally
>>558640529are you sad? don't be sad
>>558639969No, I wish I weren't probably pregnant
>>558640520Babies…
>>558640595happeh happeh happeh
video games?
>>558633390The Ancient Dragons and those beloved by them like Godwyn, Vyke, and GurranqGodfrey and the Crucible Knights
>>558640529gg gregory samaalso we are not duo queueing... we heard you're complaints... are we allowed a couple duo q's a day
>>558642736gg
>>558631591I understand.
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>558633390Ranni
>>558641931doesn't that only work if their profile isn't private?
>>558641931or you could just act normal? the fuck has to go wrong in your life when you have such a compulsory need to act like the most obnoxious shithead 24/7 to an audience of people actively telling you they hate you? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>558643826uh oh melty
>>558571137So much bitching about DS2 but>It brought stagger backIn DS1 everything has massive poise and makes fights boring>Levels are short if you know what I meanWith the exception of the Shrine of Amana, most levels are pretty short with a lot of shortcuts. >MobsIf you got mobbed, it's a skill issue at every levelThe game isn't flawless, but everything is so overblown. But it has a lot to do with me not liking DS1 anymore.
>>558644147agree
mods = gods
for free
>>558641931Why don't you add him and talk to him if you care so much
>>558642736>mushjeet sixth sense mogged by tinpooh no no no
>>558645004Stop noticing.
crazy
>>558643916Yeah. It is a melty. 99% of the time I can just ignore it but idk. Seeing this retard have such little self reflection triggered the sperg in me. I'll do better next time. I need to remember Trish can't be reasoned with or treated like an adult
>>558645312Yes they are literally satan
So is the janny just someone who hates trish? because that post wasn't even that bad
>>558645667yeah terrjeet is a mod unironically
qrd?
>>558645667>multiple cases of samefagging>offtopic spam>avatarfagging>warned and even banned alreadyi'd say trish has been on janny's watchlist for a while now, not to mention there are a lot of anons who would not hesitate to report his posts.
>>558640721You're not pregnant
spooky
>>558646002what is this china, can't even speak against mao now
>>558646002lol how do you know I've been warned, nice one janny
Why did I get rangebanned from 4channel yesterday
>>558635738>>558636284Quit your shitposting and samefagging
>>558644618>>558645312gawdlike, simply gawdlike
Imagine this: A Souls game, but magic isn't boring or complete ass.
>>558646289creepy...
>>558646002hopefully the next ban is a perma
>queue with randos>first game is a laggy af chinese game that makes the pve shake uncontrollably>dc into can't restore sessionyou guys don't know how good you have it
>>558646002yeah there are multiple anons mass reporting xher obviously
>>558646289got no sympathy for anime posters
fun's over guys the schizo woke up
>>558646641yikes>>558646673wrong, this is where the fun begins
>>558646673Jokes on you I’ve been awake two days
>>558646641what about animal posters
>>558646898you have got to be an erg girl
>>558646898Animal posters are allowed except for nezuk
I don't care if you guys are rude as long as I get to breed erg sluts.
>>558647105even doe he defeated dsgyogis
>>558647193but you are an erg slut
>>558646002He cant stop himself from avatarfagging luckily so we're going to keep winning.
>>558647193>>558647296Shut up right this instant
>>558647415Erg sluts need to be raped except for shifty.
>>558647458no, including shifty
>>558647539No. I'll kill you
>>558647609you can't protect her
Someone q
>>558647675I can
>>558647193Not beating the brown troon allegations with this coal
>>558647987coal?
>>558647704sure in a bit, still groggy after waking up
>>558647987?
Warning: because of RE9, an S tier player is not gonna carry your ass in D5 this weekend
>>558648597have fun trish
>>558648597but mommy
>>558648667>>558648784That's bronylaire, know your avatarfags dummy
>q for dreglord>undertaker gets lost in a cathedral and gets downed twice above groundhow in the fuck, you'd think if you have the dlc and are able to q for dreglord you're at least familiar with the basic poisor are the dlc nightlords unlocked by default alongside gladius even if you just start?
>>558648937how do you know?
>>558648597That pic is so hot
>>558649201>>558648597look at that deformed ass hand
>>558649201you are a pedophile
>>558649201why?
>>558645667It’s quite literally just terr busting out xher proxy mass reports like he always does but he’s been going extra hard with it lately
>>558649163I have perfect photographic memory of every poster's identity based on their image and posting style including /dsg/
>>558646305Point that finger back at yourself retard
>>558649163I have like 3 zzz related pics so it's not that hard.
>>558646289Did you get it undone? How is it you can post now? Probably just more mod fucking around and breaking shit like what was happening back in November/December.>>558646673He never sleeps so that’s redundant to point out.
>>558649697oh yeah, then who am i?
>>558648035shartoid speak for something bad. terr thinks because he repeats their slang ad infinitum it makes him one of them and thus cool but it really just makes him look like a dork.
>>558649915Idk
>>558649697okay so who is the schlop schlop schlopper?
>"DINKLETERR...."
>>558649629>Everyone who reports trish must be terrOr... Maybe the majority of the thread hates trish and hates his faggoty ERP posting so once anons realise a jannie will do something they'll start reporting his posts more often?
gg buggo
gg bugs, you just have to stand somewhere slightly higher than morgott so he still tries to melee you but cant walk up the ledge, otherwise he schizo teleports like that. The ledges from the river to the castle basement are the perfect height.
>>558650174at least Im glad I can give my sisters fun activities like reporting me, must be very stimming
>>558648597Good taste cutie bro it’s about to be fun as shit! Hope you enjoy!
>>558649891I dunno. I couldn’t open 4chan without a vpn yesterday but can today.
>>558650174Hmmmm……… nah, I think my theory is most likely.
>>558650446I'm not terr though, I have trish Blocked
>>558650197greatbow recluse?
>>558650002>>558649629If you stub your toe, do you blame terr? If your girlfriend breaks up with you, would you blame terr as well? He's living rent free in your mind my dude.
>>558650087An anon who has never played a fromsoft game
>>558650502stop posting this shit you fucking poser tourist
Did I behave that run? i won't run off ever again I promise>>558650502Ionno they're on some epic shit
>>558650446>>558650303don’t respond to it please xhe’s just running damage control for itself everyone can see reality for what it is
>>558650494did the shilling of defeating enenemies fills more of the art gauge +1 tip you off, poor guyski
>>558594456>okay well I did make the list Yes thanks for admitting it
>>558650502It unironically carried
>>558649743No one likes you you're so annoying
>>558650768I agree when I see a white man I don't feel anything... fat black men on the other hand
>>558650768yys...
>>558648597>c tier bronylaire humiliation postkino>>558649570see >>558649402
>>558650725>carried>level 14nyoticing....
Queue up? or im going to bed soon
>>558650343We're about to have a blast!
>>558650768>orc schizobabbleain't reading all that, happy for you though or sorry it happened
>>558650705He's even lying about that because he also included the people he didn't recognize, viteazu is such a schizo threadshitter
>>558650768White men are taller and stronger on average... Stopped reading after the first sentence.
>>558650776Refer to >>558649743
>>558650903We spent about 10 minutes not attacking morgott for some reason I’m not sure of
>>558651256Somebody kept moving him around, its more simple if you just take morgot to an open area and dodge him while we hit him in the back
>>558650768Now let’s see how long it takes for this poster to be deleted and banned
>>558651370Bet he won't
>>558650197dicking down these off meta zdps sluts! >>558650903Just another delulu merchant post
>>558651370why would terr report them?big black kino is /erg/ culture doebeit
GG church rat
>>558651451Yeah I was whipping her good>>558651510u look cute with rev drago shool skin
>>558650530>immediate post defending yourselfMake it less obvious stupid retard
>>558650598shut up breeding sow
>>558651307Slight ledge is better, safer and faster for morgott
>>558651663oink oink
>>558651815Weird response brown piggy
>>558651557Terr is coming to get you in real life. Lock up your doors and board your windows. He's coming tonight.
>>558651972Tire iron anon no diffs
>>558651370You pointed it out so it didn’t take them long to act this time but rest assured the next bbkino tier list will go untouched
>>558652051I detect no lies
>it actually got deletedlmfao
gg heolster a tad spicy that one
>>558652735so many girls in erg
>>558652051Vindicated.
>>558652735most dogshit rng ever i got 1 useful item that run
>>558652735i had a wending grace and i was ready to press L2 if needed, it was in the bag.
>>558652735cringe>>558652815most dogshit lobby ever*
>>558652862i did get a little concerned when you both went down but luckily i was able to get grem up during the phase transition>>558652815you probably shouldn't have bothered with that bow and took more damage, 24% negation wont save rev unless you're vigor-maxxing
>>558652051>>558652145>>558651557
>>558601858But I do though
>>558652051
>>558653349Will you date me?
>>558652735Anyone who says "spicy" post run needs to die horribly. Cringiest shit ever
>>558591019don’t be stupid he wishes he looks like that instead he’s fat and balding and 40
>>558653474what's your problem
Nightreign Run Gone Slightly Wrong [spicy] [nsfw] [r-15]
>>558653474That's just shiftychunguus being reddit as usual
How many duos are in this general
GG.Thx for sharing damage negation :)
gg greg, I'm gonna start only picking duchess, she trivializes death knights which is my hardest fight ngl
>>558653694Only one good one (Saintpump and Extremist)
>>558608054/erg/ users look like this…?
>>558653798>namedrops the worst one
>>558653851They do we have the fattest jugs
>>558653871>namedrops the one you can’t resist replying toCaught you out you gay little sissy now burn in hell
>>558653694don't say the forbidden word "duo" or the schizos are gonna freak out
>>558653756death knights and mohg still end runs prematurely on a kinda regular basis for me, if someone in the team is not pulling his weight it's fucking over
>>558653972>thread personality wannabe can't resist being made fun of kys worthless deadweight queue leech
>>558608568… fucker status?
>>558654027>schizosit's just one guy whom is also heavily obsessed with terr and he will reply to this post to call me terr too
>>558613731I wish she looked like this honestly
>>558654056Exactly! been trying to learn death knights a bit more, their meele combos are always 3-4 hits that end in a recovery that you're supposed to backstab
>>558653912Hot……
>>558654072>you will never be an epic thread personality!!True I’d much rather play the game lol, I hope my gg posts cause you to uncontrollably reply some gay inane shit in the near future fella
>>558654224Thankfully, she looks better in-game as she is.
Is melee recluse unironically ok or are you just trolling and getting carried
>>558654424Then play the game and stop name-dropping yourself? It's bad enough that you both make runs 60% harder.
>>558616446Rya cutie love
>>558654504It’s ok, it’s a bit annoying when you’re 1hp off full negation after losing your max hp buff but sometimes it acts as a double full negation for some reason.
>>558654504Carried but you can use the worst weapons in the game and be ok with Duchess/Recluse/Ironeye because they have easy mode dodges.
>>558654697makes senseif you are maintaining the 50% hp after the 30s and get hit it first does damage calculation and then drops you to your normal healthif the hit you took is absorbed by the extra health it should leave you at full health again
>>558654504With the respec relic she gets 39 dex at 15, so its worse than a quality guardian. The one advantage a recluse brings would be the FP regen for spamming skills, but even then your stats mean most skills are still going to be worse than any real str/dex nightfarer who would just spam shards or do normal melee damage when out of FP.
>>558654631Name dropping myself is my claim to thread personality status and I will continue to do so
>>558654504She is getting carried by big clit Duchesses
>>558655110And I will continue to make fun of you doing so queue leech
>>558655098I’m finding the fp and ability to keep fp up is keeping me the fight more consistently than executie. Taking away the option to deflect from me is probably and net positive. I also think recluse looks cool with a katana
>>558655098the main benefit is her ult imoyou get 50% more hp, get to double dip on full hp negation, and bring the whole team into the great value trading zone
melee recluse makes as much sense as caster raider, just worthless shit added for no reason by some zainichi intern at fromsoft
>>558655148Trvke>>558655273>exejeet is STILL redundant after all the affirmative actionGrim.>>558655328This and Strevenant. It's just chunguscontrian shit to mess around with.
>>558655317cute d0 take
>>558655098Guardian has less fp and his dodge though.
I love sex with anon
>>558655387>he fell for the "you can't trade hits in D5" meme
>>558655272Can’t rn
>>558630968She would easily become the best and hottest girl in the game, duh.
>>558655463you misunderstood
>>558655387shitters play whatever they want while we're busy carrying their ass.
>it's another episode of dingjeet merchant spreading the lie that good RNG is for granted
Want to play physical atk up balancers duchess but the minus FP really affects it
>>558655775I didn’t say it was good. I’ve also had a bunch of runs with literally zero negations and last night I had to use a blue redmane flame on caligo
>>558655775Why are you combining two posters into one
>>558656323because only b tier and below, like those 2 seriously shill trading at D5
gg i should've kept the black knife and slopped.
gg gigagoat i dont know why i've been getting so many greatbows lately, my greatbow arc ended last year(also did you guys want to dupe something at the altar? you were there for awhile)
>>558652862Raising a loving family with Chibi duchess >>558642992Return of the king!
GG dog, Had to use temu halo scythe, this weapon is so useless... the WA doesn't do anything in Nightreign because no flasks
>>558654027It’s just terr being a faggotterr as usual
>>558656615ggthought you wanted to dupe something since you dropped some items, just miscommunication i guess
>>558656779GG.What the hell was going on with the aggro man, I kept being harassed by tiny dogs in the back the whole fight.
>>558656323That’s his whole thing. Any post adding peoples names with ‘jeet, ‘tinx’, and ‘troon’ is bound to be dead wrong and schizophrenic.
>>558656989oh, yeah nah i was offering them for duping
>>558656615it was a brain lag moment, i couldn't decide on what i wanted out of the duped stuff.in hindsight maybe i should've taken the successives but it doesn't really matter in the end.
>>558657205ah, it certainly was much nicer loot than the previous run
>>558657049Stupid question but I wonder if it's still possible to die with opaline tear/aromatics. Because at depth 5 I still get like 5-10% of my hp taken off with the bubble on.Maybe a d5 20x buffed dreglord could do it
>>558657749Stupid question
>>558656162>>558654226>>558650725Do you look like that?
>>558659396She looks closer to that
Will people make fun of me if I play Bow Ironeye in Depth 5...
gg calico torch is very powerful desu
>>558660284cold run, I heard touch was actually op in elden ring with oil status.
>>558660539In NR for some reason the torch r2s have colossal stance damage I shid u not
>>558660284Get a job
>>558660945>get a job>is lurking on 4chan
>>558660423what did he mean by this
>>558656162Who is this cutie
The queue terrorist is back
>>558661862I want to cancel my game to be honest
>>558661862>>558661951Who could it possibly be
>>558661991Banderson
>>558661991I just knew it was going to be a nightmare draft, nothing wrong about the players
>Damage Negation at Full Health>Post-Damage Recovery +0>Post-Damage Recovery +1Would the reduced vigor curse unironically be kind of good here, so that you have less health you need to fill to get back to full?
>>558662334>don't find damage neg at full HP during the run>eat dirtdon't build around RNG like that pls
>>558662334did you fail math in middle school
>>558662334+X rally’s stack, +0 doesn’t stack with them. Rally is also something that’s nice to have but not something to build around
With executor if I'm deflecting something like royal revenant's spazout combo do I have to mash block for each hit or do I deflect the first one and then just hold it?
>>558663115mash block but make sure you deflect the first one
I’ve never played Elden ring before and I think I want to play like a faggot with a long weapon and poke bosses from 7 feet away. Is pike a good to build around?
>>558663519>elden ring bosses>poke them from 7 feet awaylol you're in for a rude awakening
>>558663519Shield poking with heavy armour is the strongest pve and PvP build in Elden dork
wow that was thrilling (gg)
>>558663340aite thx
>>558664583what a completely uneventful run ggs
move >>558664915
>>558662583Most souls players probably did yeah
>>558663519Try light roll caster for maximum faggotry and to poke things from far away
>>558632730They both have their uses. You can't avoid her ground attack without rolling.
