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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>558571137
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>redditnant op
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sneed
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Will people make fun of me if I play Bow Ironeye in Depth 5...
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Agoo wagoo
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>>558665691
dude there’s “people” here that cry about how you play that don’t even play the game and they just try to glean information off of post game screen shots
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>>558664915
Why do revtroons refuse to draw her on-model?
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>>558664915
Thank you for baking a proper thread
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undercaker
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1950 relics is too few…you’re crushing my creativity from
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>>558666630
disgusting westoid "art"
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>>558666630
gooning
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>>558667063
i only have 300 or so and i like experimenting too.
i never save one liners though, i want at least 2 useful lines for it to be worth keeping.
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Is Increased Maximum HP or Increased Physical/Affinity damage negation better on Guardian?
Shan't take any damage perks, I'm a shitter and will never leave guard state and get carried
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>>558667420
>need to save one of every colour for every useful unique line, school boost, ninvader, gaol, best phy/magic/affinity/guard counter up, initial attack, respec and dormant
It’s not even experimenting, it’s simply dealing with the stupid fucking colour system
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>>558667794
enjoy getting no games due to people alt+F4'ing on your ass at character selection screen
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>>558668039
That's okay I'll just namedrop them in the thread
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>>558668136
People here don't give a fuck if you alt f4 on a guardian because everyone knows they're deadweight
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>>558667794
Increased hp and guard countering based on hp is a must on guardian imo
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>>558667794
>Is Increased Maximum HP or Increased Physical/Affinity damage negation better on Guardian?
Neither, your priority is +1 and +2 post dmg healing so you can perma tank with shield pokes.

You can't be knocked back or displaced when shieldpoking and you heal right through chip damage no problem even in d5 assuming you have taking dmg negation and possibly guard negation
Thrusting Swords are the best weapon for this but halberds can work just respect the stamina cost
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gg horse
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i want to commit hate crimes against guardian players
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>>558668663
>shield pokes.
Waste of stamina.
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>>558667078
imagine her sitting on your face though
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>>558668812
forgot pic
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>>558666124
Many are asking this.
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>>558668893
Nope, you stay alive forever and with aggro on block relic + pokes you hold aggro forever despite not doing big damage but you're presumably playing tank guardian, you're not doing big dmg either way.
The 300-400 dmg pokes are good enough
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>>558666630
Looking at this pic after every run
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>>558668373
no one on the password dodges guardian, it sounds like you don’t play the game anymore unc
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>>558665005
>>558665119
Thread vandalizer seethes because he wasn’t fast enough to make a new thread.
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>>558669103
That threadshitter has never played the game
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>>558669230
This is true.
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>>558669009
Guard counter do big damage though
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When I play Guardian I just take the +Str/Dex relic and dump my shield because it just makes him better Wylder stats-wise
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>>558669409
Guard Counters are suicide vs every Nightlord that isn't Pests/Fulghor/Balancers.
It's a fun build but not reliable and you're not tanky
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>>558669187
why did you reply to me retard i baked the bread
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>>558668989
gg, not even horse.
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>>558669517
nice try vandal but you’ll have to be less obvious next time
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>>558669103
>>558669356
>>558669230
>unironically paying money to play reused asset slop: the game
KEK
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>>558670187
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>>558669490
Also very good vs dreglord. Bird is a suicide/useless pick vs dogs, caligo, libra and heolstor to an extent
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Can’t believe it’s already after 10pm… one last match before bed
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>>558670187
>we wuz kangz
Ok nigerg
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>Raider speciallizes in great axes and great hamemrs
>His moveset for both is slow, clunky, and have short striking ranges that can easily whiff.
>Undertaker specializes in regular hammers
>Her move set is slow, clunky, and has a short striking range that can easily whiff.
What were they thinking?
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Are improved Damage Negation passives on relics additive or multiplicative?
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>>558671361
Multi, you get diminishing returns tje more you stack
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/erg/ streamer...
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>>558670885
Cutie made for me
>>558670187
This
If you didn’t pirate this shit you are retarded
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/erg/ chaturbate streamer...
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>>558672327
This is also acceptable
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I need to git gud.
>>558666630
American culture.
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>>558671293
>Raider moveset after the patch
>Slow
You don't play the game
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I totally helped with my totally respectable charged halberd 700 dmg attacks.
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gg bugs I keep eating those poison fart clouds
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>>558666630
Me when I play Undercaker and my roommate gets me mcdonalds breakfast
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>>558673173
Cute!
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https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 queue up tho
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>>558673173
This picture makes no sense, humans should get fat from eating more not cold lifeless dolls
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Pls q
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>>558673419
who's ts diddyblud?
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>>558674578
Boxy
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>>558673419
Based on the music so far this is a 35 year old woman who used to go clubbing when she was in her 20s
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>>558674790
There are no women here retard
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>>558675069
What about >>558670187??
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>>558675542
That's not a woman
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>>558675714
Yes she is
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>>558675069
You are a woman if you identify as one
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>>558676159
many are doing this
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>>558666630
Do amerigoys really?
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Elden Ring is a souls game designed for people who don't play souls games.
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1/3
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>>558673419
It's trishtinx
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>>558673419
go back this isn't an mmo boxy
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>>558676159
>revenant running away from the sex pest wyldjeet
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>>558677470
>every Wyldaryan is like mushjeet
classic exejeet falseflag
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geegees

to get to falling star beast from volcano bird, just hold left the whole time
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>>558677626
Built for type B healers in skimpy outfits
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>>558677718
ggs and ohhhh so that's how you do that...
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>>558672689
it's still not fast enough. If you manage to combo, then the raider picks up momentum and you can get some decent dps, but this game isn't designed to allow combos. Trying to get 2 hits as raider takes 2 whole business days, and by then, the enemy already responded with their punishing attack.
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>>558676159
>dragon school
excellent choice
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>>558677605
saar us wylders are white saar bloody benchod bastard bloody
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>>558678080
oof wyldalits won't recover from this image
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>>558676159
>running towards her Wyldman
>>558669172
>>558667982
>>558667063
This is what Wyldsluts look like
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>>558678080
"saar allow me to explain how brown you are saar"
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>>558677605
got his faggot ass there he’s talking to himself again nicely done
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we need to rangeban pakis
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>>558678464
>>558678547
>wyldalit samefag
kino
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>>558678681
>"saar I gonna grapple and explo- ACK!"
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>>558678681
>>558678846
>exejeet seethe
kino
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GG ED Balancers
I like this resistance down build for Executor
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GG triple wyldjeets.
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gg caligo
clean af hollows run
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>>558679138
ggs, I saw that dog form finisher!
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>>558677996
So you build charge attack negation and taking dmg negation https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/clip/NurturingTallCobblerFreakinStinkin-sP9C4WUeHenj-rNj
You press R2 twice, punch then continue pressing R2
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>>558673419
>HRTranny kbm camera movement
unwatchable
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>>558678681
>>558678846
shut it freak you lost
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>>558679225
I like how we spent the second half of day2 in the fucking tower, killed only 2 bosses, and one of them did not drop anything.
Towers are so bad it's unreal.
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>>558679330
>So just get lucky, and then ignore most of the character's attacks, opting to use a retarded attack pattern.
Brilliant design. When you have to ignore the basic tools in a character's tool kit, and rely on RNG just to make him feel good, that's a load of crap.
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>>558679958
>low test malelet can't handle cyberpunk woman going schizo mode
pathetic
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>>558679958
never played a fps game before?
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>>558680669
>I'm so like le cyberpunk
>And it's just an obese dude in makeup that uses reddit

>>558680795
Xhe's not playing an fps? Xhe needs to take her HRT, smoke a cig, and get a crip.
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remance hacker waddafak?
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How did you do that lol
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>>558680972
>>558680948
pretty easy win eh, we are too stacked.
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>>558680428
It's not hard to find negation anon, I find it in over 90% of the games I play.
Do you even play DoN? If you're just having fun in regular games you can trade with Raider without worrying too much about enemy damage.
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>>558681048
Charge negations are not found in 90% of games. And even if it were, that would be unacceptable. Basic character movement shouldn't be contingent on the RNG gear you find from the expeditions. The basic character movement should be reliable in many different situations. If the character's movement is so bad, that you fear simply pressing R1 in most situations, then that's bad design.
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>>558681441
Full hp, taking dmg, successive, charge negation.
All of these are more than fine, 2 charge attacks activate successive and you tank an attack with punch to activate taking dmg negation.

Raiders basic kit is more than fine for early game until you find negation of some kind because he starts with a colossal weapon which staggers every regular enemy in the game and invaders with every light/heavy attack and a every early game boss that isn't golem, dog, grafted or revenant.

The game is already too easy, Raider being allowed to face tank everything with no danger in d5 without negations would be beyond retarded just open cheat engine at that point.
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>>558681828
reddit image
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>>558681931
I accept your concession
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>>558681931
>>558681441
Sent that freak flying and made xhim cry profusely well done
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you guys should organize a FC or whatever
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wyldsaars are seething profusely again you love to see it
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>execlowns disturbing the peace again...
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sorry creasy for afk i shit my pants haad to wipe
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I hated that
10 phantom parries and the worm hitting me right as my near death hp went away
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>>558683709
i was host so apologies, nt
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I've already done the quests for Ansbach, Leda, Hornsent and Freyja, are there any quests in the DLC that are fun, interesting or especially worth doing?
Or can I just freely start committing boss genocide without worrying about bricking a questline?
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>>558683709
sometimes in order to correctly time the parry on them you have to get hit first because your connection to the host is that bad, at that point I'd just give up on parries and do something else
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>>558683709
If I'm not the host I'll usually test the waters with some parries, if I get any phantom parries then I just stop trying to parry. Just try to parry some banished knights or BBH or cruci's during day 1 and 2.
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>>558683867
You gotta do thiollier and sint trinna
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>>558684169
You suck at parrying and shouldn't be giving advice
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shit wylder
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>>558683867
Thollier edge-off tournament.
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nt but poverty struck that entire game !
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dogshit recluse
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Why was Caligo on crack?
Why are all of my games Caligo?

She was seriously doing to most last game. She was doing moves I've never seen before. Like a wing swipe. And moves I've only seen rarely, like the double horizontal tail slash.
She did like 5 breath attacks in a row at one point.
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game is nearly unplayable, should I quit to reduce your possible point loss y/n
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>>558686119
damn thats alotta caligos
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I haven't met a single good Raider in D5, they either die insanely quick and three bar at the stupidest shit or steal all my fucking damage negation passives and still three bar somehow
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>>558676662
Elden Ring is the best souls game tho
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>>558686535
>negation hoarder specialist complains about other negation hoarder specialists
kino
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You guys say that raider is good against caligo, but it's not as easy as you make it sound. Sometimes, even if you grapple to get close during her frost breath, you can still land in front of her mouth and take the breath to the face. You have to already be at a good distance when she runs away, and then use your grapple to close the safe distance. But the problem with that, is when she's distant, it's difficult to gauge if she's at a safe distance or not. So I play it safe and move away from her breath instead. Which just gives her more time to perform more attacks, and I end up zoned and stuck dodging a bunch of bullshit.
Basically, I just wish there was a more reliable telegraph for when its safe to approach her. I seriously can't tell when it's safe or not. It's just one big guessing game.

>>558686119
Also, the Dancer was on crack too. She was spamming her most annoying moves again and again. It's a miracle we survived that.
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daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
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daily threadshitter ritualposting
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>>558683025
Business as usual.
>>558684404
Source?
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>>558687574
>source
My opinion.
t. better player
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>>558687362
And yet he gets back up again and will be 9999 later tonight, creasy proving that what truly matters is what’s inside, that you need to stay humble, that you should stand your ground, that you should lead by example, that nothing lasts forever, that actions speak louder than words and most importantly love wins.
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>>558687970
yeah right ur a toxic shitter
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>>558687243
>You guys say that raider is good against caligo
I meant wylder.

>>558687970
pfft
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I remember the day that I walked away from the city fight
cars like demons and radio runs when there's nothing on
words slip by when I'm silent, I have to let so many people down
then the bell from the ice cream man comes to save the day
when winter comes we do no wrong where I belong
with chocolate shakes, the sun awakes, I play ping pong
the autumn clouds distort and crowd, we'd better go long
I pulled the glass and tripped too fast into second dawn
since we passed through the maze as we unlock a stage on my horror ride
you'll remember the shining, the spot, and the day I bled
though I've never known Moses, I've known many noses with thoughts like mine
take a drive to the big city pharmacy and pretend
that a new apartment and a heart don't make us old
because I've spied on rage and middle age and I've been told
when I'm walking on a wire with eight other I's
we'll be sure and pick the best of the eight other sides
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>>558686535
He barely works in D5 its all luck of the draw past D3. You need multiple types of negations and if you don't get them you are boned unless you want to play a no hit run and that isn't really why people play raider you might as well streamline every build into duchess. Some bosses are too fast for normal raider so you have to go dormant fists for them. Even with the speed increase in the last patch he's barely holding on.
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I just discovered another input drop. Why can't this shit game work properly?
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>>558676662
Holy mother of truth…
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>>558688687
fighting against Fromsoft's janky input/input buffering system is an eternal battle I'm afraid.
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>>558688569
oh no his regular ass rolls are not so regular because they go 5 pixels less than a wylder! this makes the character unplayable even though he's the 2nd beefiest character in the game.
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>>558681828
Your charge set up relies on a lot of ifs ands and buts. IF you get charge attack negation, AND you get successive attack, AND you get full HP negation, then MAYBE you can chain your negations.

>he starts with a colossal weapon which staggers every regular enemy in the game
His attacks are so slow, that what small stagger animation enemies do, are already done while he's still in the middle of his recovery frames. They're already attacking him before he gets his second attack out. Meanwhile, a character with normal speed like a wylder is capable of performing a 3 hit combo in the same time. And if that's not enough to kill the enemy, then he can follow with a grapple to stagger the enemy, and continue comboing.

And you're pretty much admitting his basic kit is useless beyond level 3 or 5. Because at that point, you're ignoring all the small enemies anyway.

>Raider being allowed to face tank everything
That's not what I would propose to fix him. The issue is that the great axe animation on every other character is nice and simple. A clean chop-chop-chop. It's a little slower than other weapons, but still fast enough to actually combo. But in the hands of Raider, the great axe becomes this retarded flourish animation that is both slower than the basic animation, but also has a shorter reach. How can he be the greataxe specialist, when his animation is worse than everyone else's? They should either speed up his animation, give it a longer reach, or just remove the retarded flourishes entirely, and give him the basic greataxe animation that everyone else has.

Same deal with Undertaker. I used her hammer with a different character, and it felt SO much better. Just normal clean strikes. Not that retarded dragging, no-reach strike that Undertaker does.
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>>558688994
Dodges are never an issue idiot. Big weapons have too long a recovery window for some bosses. With the speed increase recently he's a lot better 2 handing his big weapons but its still a skill check and you have to learn to stop relying on retaliate and that feels bad for his build.
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>>558688687
they outsourced most of their coding to india so naturally it sucks ass
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>>558689223
>are already done while he's still in the middle of his recovery frames.
Ok so you haven't played Raider since the update and I won't bother reading the rest of your post. Go play him again the raider moveset is giga viable now after the buff you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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>Belan 5 barring on stream to ED Balancers while Shifty carries
lol lmao
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>>558689408
Its not 'giga viable' the running r2 is nicer and the r1 flows better in general. Its still really slow and cumbersome. 2 handing is the way to go now.
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>>558689226
skill issue
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>>558689612
And? ED balancers is the most unfair boss
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>>558690209
>Not ED Libra
Elaborate, as far as I can tell its pretty fair
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>pepe melty
Huh. Ok then.

Is this a normal thing? Last time I had someone throw a melty in a game it was terr, but that's terr so it's to be expected.
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>>558689408
I've played him since the update. Just because he had a speed buff, that doesn't mean he's fixed.
You make the mistake that assuming just because action was taken, that the job was completed.
I had a roommate who did this all the time. He thought that just because he cleaned the dishes, that the dishes were clean. No, he went through the motions, but in the end, the dishes still had dirt stuck to them. So they weren't clean.
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gg blood puddles, thanks shifty

>>558689612
the game was very laggy for me, balancers usually have a little punishable downtime between combos but those fuckers were just going straight to the next and I simply got clapped every single time

this was me night 1 btw >>558686259
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lost to a jellyfish award
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apologize to shiftygawd
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gg balancers that was a long fight, good practice for the manta experience at least
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>>558690539
ofc i want to help u practice thats why im jobbing
you could say it's a practice test
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>>558690539
Duchess is so cool...
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>>558690539
abyssal nightmare lobby from hell
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How do you dodge the Balancer worm
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>>558690713
cry, hope for the best
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>>558690713
alt+f4 at character select
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>>558690539
Shifty and Trish are so cool
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>>558690706
eldrich lobby
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royal revenants would make a pretty good 'jak, i dont think i've seen one yet
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>>558690706
you just described every lobby with trishjeet
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>>558690713
dont run away from it but towards it, the worm does like a figure 8 pattern or something so you'll often be safer moving towards it
I've had more luck doing this but I've not figured it out exactly
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>>558690539
I'm still wondering shifty, why do you have a better connection to a latin american host from australia than me (europe), my internet is not that bad
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>>558690426
>>558690370
Anyway, Pepe, since you're not really replying I'm just going to block you, which is saying a lot because I never block anyone.

Not sure why you decided to go off on your own from level 2 all the way to the end of the game. If you were too upset to keep playing, you should have just disconnected.
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>pepjeet meltdown
Just brazillian D tier things
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>>558690370
Pepe melty where exactly
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Nah das GAWDlike Pepe
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I wish I could have a melty. How does it feel to have a fire in your heart about such little things?
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>>558691193
South america is closer to Australia than Europe and theres also more of direct connection but it ends up being roughly the same

I'm also just used to the lag
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>>558690317
It's only fair when everyone can burst them down (or cut them in half) instantly tb h
libra summons don't spontaneusly go into cross map rape mode so they're way more manageable
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are the players playing the game
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>>558691674
Ez. Just have nothing else to live for.
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>>558691981
But when I was at that point in my life it just made me stop feeling things, I'd have had even less of a nonmelty than now.
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>>558691310
All I'm seeing is you seething in the thread after the fact. Another stoic frog W
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stop watching the latinx and queue
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>>558693687
im tired after that last match, maybe in a bit
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GG Cold Dogs
They really need to turn off regular Nightlords from D5 games
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>>558692858
>throw a melty
>accuse the other person of being mad

nigger you spent 40 minutes avoiding us on the map like an upset toddler. You can't pretend to be cool and collected AFTER the tantrum, my guy.
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>>558691882
ED Balancers never fight you more than one at a time in ED, it's more fair than regular Balancers which gang up on you
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Over prepared for basic dogs. But good game
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>>558694026
ive played with pepe before and he didnt throw a melty, perhaps you did something wrong to trigger it?
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>Creazy and practice lag against balancers
wish me luck
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>>558694026
No, I'm fucking with you on Pepe's behalf because he's been on the queue since the start, and you're some whiny fag crying in the thread.
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>>558691674
It's called passion and going through life without passion is a nightmare, I'd rather be dead.
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>>558665691
I care far more about your pathing and ability to share loot, if you fail to be a good team player I'm going to block you after the match and unironically pray for your death
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>>558694251
t. totally not pepe
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>>558694153
>Birdjeet
Not a good game

>>558694160
Pepe has regular tantrums over nothing, surprised more don't have him blocked, if I wanted the random experience I wouldn't play with erg.
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>>558692525
>>558691981
>>558691674
It’s an art that takes time to master. You can the most prominent threadshitter for tips after he’s done screaming at Trish
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>>558693969
they just need to increase their hp really. same goes for some of the everdarks too
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I’ve been queued for like an hour, where is everyone
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@trishtinx
Never play Wylder again. This is painful.
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>>558694289
Yeah but I'm passionate about things like making art and having fun in Elden Ring, and I can be passionate about expressing my disapproval of something without it elevating my emotions into thoughtlessness and aggression, but it seems fun tbqh.
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>>558694657
The Blocked 2
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>>558689271
Truth
Explains a lot about the game itself too
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>>558694442
>Pepe has regular tantrums over nothing, surprised more don't have him blocked, if I wanted the random experience I wouldn't play with erg.

Didn't happen to me until today. Lucky I guess. But I did hear of them. I also hear of Trish tantrum but luckily never in my game so she's not blocked.
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>>558694691
6 downs the entire run isn't that painful
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gg gote, dont crawl out of the warming stone, it slowly resses you.
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>>558694691
s-sorry
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>>558694114
Bullshit, I have had downed teammates and if they have previous aggro they will all gang up on you even if you run, it's fucking awful
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>>558694802
Trish doesn't usually tantrum in game, he just perma spergs in the thread but that's because he has an unironic humiliation fetish.
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>>558690628
Do you look like that?
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>>558694878
lol

>>558694951
slut
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>>558695001
Correct but the extra balancer will stop attacking in 10-15 seconds, as long as both balancers don't do the jumping attack slightly out of sync then you should be ok if you focus on living.
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gg ed libra
day 1 cleansing tear INTACT
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Perseverance is still so fucking busted even after they reduced the time it lasts, I wish I could see it more often
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>>558694114
is making shit up one of your hobbies?
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>>558695276
epic
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>>558695285
It's not based
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>>558687970
Absolutely based takeaway.
Dare I say, you're going to get slam dunked into the loving arms of God if you continue on that path ?
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>>558695475
Maybe he only plays solo
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>>558694802
>she's
i need you to die
>>558694657
what the fuck are those little pencil legs? garbage anime
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>>558687783
I don’t think that’s true
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>>558695276
>4 flasks
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>>558695475
>>558695606
That's how it works. 1 ED Balancer per person alive. They don't gang up on one person.
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Please queue promise I wont 3 bar thsi run godddddd
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>>558696225
3/3
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>>558696225
you're gonna take the only full damage negation in the run with repeated evasions and duchess double dodge spam and 17 bar
bitch lasagna
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>>558695558
Shut your faggot mouth up latinxtremist god isn't real and praying to xhim won't make you escape the sao paulo slums
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1/3...
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>>558696969
I forgive you even though you are wrong, I hope you repent soon.
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>>558696969
>>558697104
settle your differences in the queue
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>>558696969
bodied that freak in every sense of the word well done victory is rightfully yours
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>>558697583
but thats (you) though
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>>558697583
>>558697682
Even though both of you do zero bodying and instead are frequently bodied and sent flying (you're both freaks)
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>>558697802
well good morning I see you've been awake for a time now !
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>>558697682
you wish it was fag
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>pepe melty
Like the good old days
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>>558696225
most raped post of the century
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PHEW! gg. Got a little scary there at the end. And the loot wasn't good. Glad you dropped me the stone for my axe.
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geegee i got 3 devourer's scepter that game
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Dogshit gameplay, god tier routing
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>>558691886
>almost everything is about Shitrain

Obviously not
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>skim through thread after expedition
>"pepe melty, pepe melty, pepe melty"
What's going on? How do you know it's pepe, and where are the melty posts?
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>>558699402
You cheated you're still at full hp
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Beast claw Rev is actually pretty bad for bosses
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>>558699669
what
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>>558699628
he spent literally all of day 2 in buttfucking egypt for no discernible reason
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>>558699672
Just find four purple Charged Incant 18% buffs and have CEkino relics
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>>558699889
This post does not help me understand at all. Try again. This time, assume I know nothing.
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>>558699889
Please don't question the gameplay decisions of our S-tiers, especially not as a lowly C-tier like yourself.
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>>558700106
there are no melty posts
said melty was contained to a game where he fucked off for more than half the expedition

>>558700310
>our S-tiers
>losing to jellyfish
grim
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gg calico as promised I didnt 3 bar
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>>558699628
>>558699889

He melty'd in-game. Avoided us from level 2. I think because we couldn't rez him in time at the starter n-invader fort.

It was kind of sad because you could tell by the end of day 2 he had calmed down and helped us on a single boss but he still wanted to commit to the bit so, AND I SWEAR I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, he purposely waited for mobs to spawn on the other side of the day 2 ending circle as to avoid being near us. He stood still all edgy like, like terr. Shit was so fucking funny lol
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>>558699628
He doesn’t, it’s just the thread shitter projecting his mental state as always
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gg daragon
>oh boy time to try out giants flame dutchess
>every +beast dutchess drop possible, in night 1
>not a single giants flame spell
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>>558700559
pepe always does that just block him and move on
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>>558700559
>He stood still all edgy like, like terr.

I hate that I can relate to this because I have autism and sometimes I don't know what to do in awkward circumstances.
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>>558699349
GG ED birds.
I don't know why I used flame thrower shield instead of shield crash during that fight, sorry. Also I think I had the aggro on the worm almost every time lel.

Also enjoy some practice lobby lag
>just parry ED balancers
nah
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>>558700774
So cute...
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>>558700559
god he's so cool
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>threadshitter has lost the narrative without terr around
>starts making shit up to try and find a new lolcow
>still doesnt play the game
Sad to see.
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>>558684232
>>558685671
>it's a fuckoff distance away in an area I haven't even begun exploring
I will trust you bros but maaaaan.
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>>558700653
Melee characters have tons of options and drops, sorc casters have tons of endgame options and upgradeable whites/blues. Meanwhile incants remain absolutely fucked.
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>>558700509
>>558700559
Interesting. That does help me understand. Thank you.
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I got the game recently so I've not played much, I just cleared 150 hours. Any tips for doing DoN solo? I know that D1-3 players are supposed to suck and I want to solo to D4 to avoid them, but I'm mostly used to playing in trios
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>>558700928
>terrtroon projection melty
cinema
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I want to die
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>>558701319
He's gone, let go.
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>>558700813
>Also I think I had the aggro on the worm almost every time lel.
Yeah. I noticed that. But I was glad not to have him on me. I didn't have LLtbT on either.

You caught the lag too. I thought I lost connection for a moment when everything froze. I was about to menu out, when I remembered Practice is host and kept fighting, even though stuff started jittering.
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>>558701340
nezuk/madison coded post
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>>558701313
I'd rather die than play solo nightreign. Such a terrible experience.

Well basically pick up any damage negating passives you can find. Assume that every attack can one shot you and play more conservatively. No more spamming attack to rush a boss down.
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>>558701532
I am neither of those people
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>>558701313
I don't think I'll ever not hate playing with randos. It's hard to believe absolutely every person on earth has autonomy and complex multi layered thoughts when I see the absolute lack of foresight in most randos routing (not to mention the floorhuggers and cheaters who cheat because they floorhug)
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>>558701319
Got his ass xhe’s crying now
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>>558701319
You triggered the brown threadshitter and made him talk about himself in the 3rd person good job
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>>558700854
There’s nothing cute about autism don’t encourage or delude him
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new soulstroon just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqa1x3DPJOY
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>>558700559
>>558700928
>>558701319
>>558702098
>>558702143
Shut the fuck up terrjeet stop talking about yourself and shitting up the thread
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>>558702383
>days since a soulstuber has trooned out: 0
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>>558702383
It was always obvious that JM was woke, but I never expected him to troon out. Unfortunate, but at the same time he's long past his prime. I wish him well farming validation from his remaining hangers-on.
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>>558696624
true
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>>558702383
>>558702726
What is it about these games that makes them such trannybait
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>>558700559
cringe

>>558700874
Don't talk about yourself t*rrjeet
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gg triple ironeye run including rot forest clear, we ended night 1 at level 13 kek
it sucks being always the weak link but it is what it is

>>558699402
game started too fast, couldn't gg on time
I missed 2 orbs from the south castle because I still don't know my way around the DLC map
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Pls q
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>deviljeet still obsessed with terr and can't stop talking about him
just let it go nigga he's gone
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>>558703261
Has less to do with the games themselves, more to do with the "video games and being terminally online are my life"
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Big d0 big sword action !
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>>558703485
Speaking of, it's weird that Terr left given his attitude. I wonder if something happened to him.
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>>558703608
invite me to the discord
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>>558703261
>>558703547
It's just autistic people being destroyed by trannyism like how crack fucked up blacks.
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>>558703739
Don't dwell on it pray for his soul if anything
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>2(?) /erg/ lobbies going on
>None of the shitposters are playing the game
Sad stuff, why even be here
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>>558703739
Something terrible perhaps
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>>558703461
Hey its been 10 minutes, where are the gamers
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i think i'm gonna stop playing, it's been nice thanks everyone
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>>558705206
you're welcome cutie, take care
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>>558702347
I actually find it very endearing. A posing in real life...
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>>558703898
Good post
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>>558704293
I think it’s some kind of ghost with unfinished business situation but they’re so fucking retarded and gay they can’t figure it out
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>>558703485
Even though Devil is wh*te
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>>558703898
>>558703547
Both can be true
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>>558705973
and kate beckinsale is my wife
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Honestly laughed when my drops for the horse at the top of the castle was two jar canons with ranged attack and the other with projectile drop off. Biggest dogshitest loots ever
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>>558705973
No, rajesh, you are not white.
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>>558706053
>>558706161
>She didn't see the shirtless post work out Devil pics
lmaoing at your life
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>>558702512
>projecting thread shitterr meltdown
Business as usual
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gg mystery dargon
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>terrjeet still shitting up the place and talking in third person
kino
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>>558707151
gg
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>>558707151
>>558707482
gg camp cleanup
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im still streaming btw queue up https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 live erg jobbers
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I can't enter castle until you do frenzy event
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>>558707673
who are you
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>>558708307
that's trishtina (known BWConnoisseur)
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Mush and Tinpo tag teaming Trish...
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>>558702347
not in boys, no.

I watched Love on the Spectrum with my wife once and this autist girl Katie made my dick rock hard. I wanted to take her virginity and impregnate her so bad. Her childlike innocence was so cute.
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>>558709116
creepy pdfile post...
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>>558703882
You would get beat up fast as fuck in our discord or even worse shot or stabbed. Consider it a blessing you aren’t invited
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>>558709325
Yes
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>>558703882
https://discord.gg/eTQnJMUSn3
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All right, time for some residen evil
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>trish playing double balancer skillslop after humiliating himself so much recently
shameless
it's as bad as haloslop, how do "people" enjoy this
why couldn't they have gutted it in the final patch instead of gutting glass necklace, the game is unplayable when someone uses it
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>>558710056
>haloslop
I want trish to slop all over my BWC.
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GG Libra
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>>558710226
are you cardboard cupcake
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>>558710056
henlo.

Any alternatives to double balancerslop for wylder or executor? What can I build on them?
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>>558710382
I would never say something like that or use my parts like that. Trish and I only hold hands, we are pure and innocent maidens.
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>>558710056
What do you want us to run? The incredibly unique full hp wylder or the max affinity attack recluse
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>>558710949
There is no "alternative". You have one mandatory slot which is +1 skill and then it's up to you.
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>>558711021
Gamble on something very specific, then get frustrated when it doesnt drop and have a shit run. Works for me.
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>>558711127
well uh, what do you find fun then?
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>>558711331
Double balancer cause I can have fun with the wackiest shit like lion's claw.
Don't listen to this retard >>558710056 he does not play the game.
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>>558711502
all melee skills are fine it's the cringe ranged castersticks that have ruined the game
which is the more fun scenario against dreglord: 3 melees doing little damage but everyone is engaging with the fight or 1 skill monkey doing 90% of the dreglord's HP from a safe range and ending the fight in 40 seconds?
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Demote mush to f tier
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>>558711003
so you still have your cock?
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>>558711834
>castersticks
>skill monkey
???
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>>558711858
bro is so dogshit, not even funny
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>>558711858
I was lagging
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gg siblings
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>>558711834
Not wasting 40 minutes on everyone doing no damage and wiping because you cleared 30% of the map has never been fun. It’s why no one like running it even before the dlc came out
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>>558710056
yeah it's my go to build it's pretty op how some weapon arts turn into 2k nukes, but nooo let's nerf crystalian that nobody was playing anyway,classic FS "balancing"""""
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>>558711991
>shitter cope
cinema
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>>558712063
>I NEEEEEEEEEED TO KILL THE NIGHTLORD IN 2 SECONDS FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE ARENA WITHOUT FIGHTING IT OR ELSE IT'LL WIPE US!!!
go play with chink randoms cheating in marais if that's your idea of fun, faggot
>>558712192
shut the fuck up trish
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>>558712414
s-sorry
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>>558712337
Is it really devil making these cinema kino indeed posts or is it someone else?
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B team.... we did it. I'm ashamed I only lasted about 5/6ths of the fight before jobbing though. Stupid dogs.
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geegee pls donut attack gladius when he is aura farming
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>>558714650
it's free damage
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>>558709116
i feel so bad for your imaginary wife
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died to gregs 3 business day attack award
gg
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>>558714887
how much damage do you do when floor kissing though
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>>558714650
Sorry but I'm beating his ass when he's standing there. The buff lasts for 10 seconds just get your shit together for a bit
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>creasyjeet bringing raider to bosses he clearly can't handle
Guardian-tier greifing
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gg
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>>558709325
you can say pedophile nigger
>>
That felt more egregious than halo slopping
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>>558715435
idk what egregious means but that triple ult at the start was pretty cool
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gg greg, finally got my giants flame spell
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>>558715314
In the last 100 games, excluding the very last, I encountered the dogs 9 times, and won all 9 times. 2 instances were ED dogs.
The last game makes 10 consecutive dog wins on record, and 3 consecutive ED dog wins. :)
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>>558715901
this you threadcow? >>558714640
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gg ssb bouncers
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>>558715435
Scholar casting ligma on 3dog basically skips half the fight if things work out
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>>558711919
Yes and she's safely locked away
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gg hippo
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gg mystery dragon
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>>558718837
geegee
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>>558716323
it's not too late for you
>>
qd5
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>>558716062
Duh, that's me. The boss's health bar was already 5/6ths down when I died the first time. Before then, I was standing on my feet just fine. And in fact, I would say I did majority of the damage during the first phase. After the dog combined for the second phase, I found attack opportunities difficult, but still, stayed on my feet. I twas during the 3rd phase, where they disconnected again, where things started going wrong. I saw the sword wielding dog was isolated, so I wanted to attack it. But as it turns out, we were near the wall, so when it attacked, I rolled into the wall, not getting any distance and dying.

It was that attack where the dog plunges the sword into the ground, and then pulls it up, flinging waves of fire toward the player. But it was the version where he suddenly does it. Not the one where he charges beforehand. I think that's kind of bullshit. The fact that there is a version where the dog charges up the attack, indicates that they are aware how lethal this attack is, and so they give the player that bit of time to prepare themselves. So to have a version of the attack, where it can just come out suddenly is stupid.
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gg
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>>558719881
GG big bonk damage.
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sex with boxy
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GG lilbruh. Tysm whoever joined the stream! it was really eventful. Thanks a lot for the games. Tons of fun... I often see people asking where erg games strem so I thought why nyot
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>>558720114
get a mic
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>>558720114
Please keep streaming in the future.
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>>558720114
Please stop avatarfagging.
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Why is it the absolute Z tiers like extremist, zorban and trish decide to stream instead of good players? I'm not asking for much, just B tier at least...
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sorry adel is too hard
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>>558720470
Name them. And don't make me laugh if possible
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>>558720470
trish is S(exy) tier
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>>558720392
Of course! let's make it a habit

>>558720470
I'm sorry! I jobbed a bunch but I also had some good games so overall I am content, I've never said I'm good.
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>>558720517
at least queue back up
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>>558720828
after i eat food
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>>558715386
He’s a lazy thirdie forgive him
>>558716323
Cute
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>>558709559
>>558708596
>>558710226
>>558709116
based + duke trukem
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>>558720662
You think so!! lots of fancy spins for this anon
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>>558720225
You think hes gonna expose himself as a 16yo mexican child?
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>>558712661
it’s multiple people including me
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>>558721765
putting strong healthy babies in my sister
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>>558722143
Why did you brainwash me erg now I want to be pregnant
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>>558722363
It's the fate of all erg girls
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>Scholar without "item confers effects to all allies"
>Hugs the floor for 90% of the expedition
I wish Scholar just had that effect by default, it's almost as retarded as having all of those totem stella effects polluting the relic pool instead of being something Raider's ult has by default
>>
Is the game bugged or something? I've been getting nothing but the dlc map for like the last 5 games
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I like the weirdo phantom NPC bosses in Shadow of the Erdtree. I like that I just get their gear when I kill them and it’s not complicated
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>>558722880
giwtwm
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>think thing will be fun
>ends up being miserable
I probably shouldn’t have drop my full negation but whatevs
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>>558722880
waiter! my steak is too juicy!
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I'm a new player, what Depth should I get to before trying to queue on the ERG password?
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>>558722853
The worst part is the stupid animation from items confer effect to allies that makes everything way slower
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>>558723035
2
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>>558722906
based simple anon
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>>558723035
Don't queue with /erg/ everybody is weird and there's a non zero chance some shitposter will become obsessed with your name for years
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>>558723148
I'm not weird
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>>558723035
any is fine we need more players for variety *wink*
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>>558723035
Anons will reply to this post with "just queue hehe" but you'll get put in Depth 5 games where you get one shot and the schizos will spam posts of you in the thread for the sin of not spending your entire life playing this dogshit game.
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>>558723191
stop flirting
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>>558723190
you're absolutely weird
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>>558722143
>>558722363
>>558722662
Hot! Getting pregnant with my erg sisters...
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>>558723340
Nothing weird about wanting to be cummed inside by erg boys
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>>558723035
Just queue when you’re familiar enough with the bosses and be prepared to keep up super fast
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>>558723002
Weird cuck post
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>>558723747
it's not cuckolding, it's a food analogy
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>>558723747
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>>558723713
are you even a tranny
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Actually it's more like being served a 300 dollar steak and then complaining that there's no ketchup with it
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even doe the 300 dollar steak tastes like dogshit and is only 6 ounces compared to your usual yummy goyslop $20 steak and ketchup
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mm yurmy goyslop $20 steak and ketchup!
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>>558724228
american food quality.
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meat is murder
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>>558724743
oh, get a life
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erg is so weird
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mountain top is a 300 dollar vegan steak, bland and repulsive
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cope
more expensive = more better
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i dont think a hooker is better than my ex, i miss her
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>>558725429
post pics
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>>558724743
factory farmed meat is fucking awful i wish i wasnt poor, im gonna keep eating it sadly
an animal should be given 30 seconds uninterrupted eye contact before its taken from this plane
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>>558725618
Eye Contact makes animals uncomfortable retard, it's a sign of aggression
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>>558725678
why did you capitalize contact
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>>558723910
Why would you ask that anon that
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>>558725678
>im not agressive and im totally not going to kill you in 30 seconds
you are spiritually a nigger, all living things should experience a truthful world
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>>558726230
that's my name
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>>558726242
I can't stop gooning to t girls
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>>558726265
most MtF trannies are straight, meaning they still want to fuck women

>>558726265
what the fuck is a 'truthful world' you retard
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>>558726443
>what the fuck is a 'truthful world' you retard
You are a spirit-nigger, you wouldn't get it
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>>558726528
KEK he really wouldnt
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>>558721329
>Cute
<3
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>>558726528
don't dodge my question you faggot
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Good one to end on. Think I’m on a 30 win streak with melee recluse which is surprising
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gg
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>>558726646
nta but im pretty sure they teach compound words in elementary / 1st grade if you're a burger (just thought about hamburgers and factory farms now im fucking ugly crying)
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did he just say his last name is burger
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idk I couldn't hear it
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>>558727082
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trivia: today 69 diff people visited my stream today, if you were curious how many indians are we
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i thought the super holy sword would be cool
i dont like sitting still to cast
ggs
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Is a crit build any good?
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ggs dreg
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>>558727291
can you see the viewers' countries? I don't want any dumb pakis around here
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>>558727594
Only on executor
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>>558727594
Only in solos where you can both actually stance break and make sure you're the one getting the crit
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>>558727594
terr cut a d5 dreglord in half but actually in half with one crit
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can I stream again Im bored
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>>558728127
feet stream?
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>>558727650
It says most ppl are from vietnam for some reason I don't think it's right
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>>558728315
its just terr connecting from xer phone
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>>558728289
dirty rev player feet
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>>558677470
kek true
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>>558727954
it's funnier against harmonia where you can 3 shot her in a trio scale
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>>558728486
would
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qing qong
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>>558691310
Pepe won btw
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>>558729615
zoomie game
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>>558729615
I feel like I missed the balatro timing
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Please QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>558728479
>>558727291
Unironically probably the case
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why does it keep saying 3/3?
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>>558728958
>>558677470
don’t talk to yourself freak
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>>558730940
unblock me noob
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>>558730940
osakablocked.jpg
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gg greg
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lol thanks for scraping me off the floor, i think the towers coming out a second time always kill me i got poo brain trying to remember that will happen
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>>558727954
Evidence? Only very specific people can cut fuckers in half
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do ergyogurts really?
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>>558703261
It’s not the games. It’s YouTube. Being a YouTuber is probably just as bad for you mentally as your mother smoking while she was pregnant with you. There’s no dedicated outcome but it’s sure as shit going to increase the risk. Look at a YouTuber.
>You have to be narcissistic to go beyond occasional hobby YouTube uploads
>if you interact with your community at all, a discord server is inevitable
>you need to be autistic in order to keep up a channel long enough to gain an audience
>if you become big enough, you’re going to need your own private Jannie force that will force your audience in whatever direction they see fit.
So what happens when you get an autistic narcissist eceleb status and a dicord server dedicated to himself who’s trusted circle is jannies? It’s not always a tranny. Most YouTubers aren’t trooned out. But enter any YouTube vidya or hobby space. Anything with a nerd culture. You don’t have to look far before a caricature of a woman shows up.
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>>558730689
the blocked...
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>>558703261
Souls games are all about memorizing and repetition. Autistic people love repetition and consistency. They want to do the same thing over and over and souls games are perfect for that. Autistic people are also 70% more likely to be trans than neurotypical people.
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>>558731235
fresh from the 'chives
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>>558732913
It’s way higher than that last I checked
>>558725429
Extremely poignant post that dismantled his
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>>558733116
that's like 20k damage holy
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>>558732761
I'm not blocked
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gg dog
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>>558734089
gg love getting sacred relic sword vs dogs
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>>558733116
he's so cool...
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I'm drunk again
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>>558734334
what's the occasion?
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>>558734371
I'm stressed and I hate myself
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>>558734445
Woman, you have a low alcohol tolerance
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>>558734445
Based
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>>558734910
>>558735019
kill me already
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>>558734445
Jesus loves you
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>>558735316
No
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>one hour until RE9

RequiemGODZZZ WW@
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>>558734445
tell your brain to be more happy
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>>558736147
already playing it on PS5 (pc too old to run it decently...)
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>>558736110
please

>>558736163
my brain is the one that hates me
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>>558735316
ok start a fc
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>>558736374
No anon you’re going to make it. I understand things are hard right now and life is scary. But you do the best you can. Do what you can for yourself and do what you can for others.
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gg ez goat
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>>558737148
do you look like that?
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>>558737431
I don't care
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>>558737497
COPE. If you didn’t want this you shouldn’t be in /erg/
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>>558736147
I’m in bed cuddling my cats and I still have some overwatch and monster hunter to play tonight. I will start it in the morning when it’s daylight and the sun will protect me from being scared.
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>>558737932
girl
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>>558737970
Yes
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>>558738037
show pussy cats
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>>558737431
>suddenly talking about his yellow fever fetish unprompted that had nothing to do with the post he's replying to
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>>558738216
That is what a 1/3 queue does to a mfer.
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>>558737148
Why do you avatar post as that?
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>>558738116
Cat
https://files.catbox.moe/ugz4lg.jpg
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>>558739181
very nice pussy
would pet
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>>558739248
Thank you. I love her very much. She loves getting attention so I think she would be happy if you pet her.
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>>558736365
Potato PC or is it just that demanding?
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>>558736147
booting up now!
>>558737932
>I will start it in the morning when it’s daylight and the sun will protect me from being scared.
cute scaredy cat femanon!!!
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The only thing you guys talk about are namefags and porn
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>>558739509
CPU bottleneck (I7 77K). Need a new motherboard to install a recent cpu. I will probably upgrade my pc at the end of the year but there is no emergency.
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>>558739785
no new content
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>>558739629
These new RE games are too scary...
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>>558736163
Why is malenia a floating brain
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>>558739785
we lost and will keep on losing
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i love tuvan throat singing now
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>>558737431
Susu started streaming herself doing her makeup before the event. You can tell she's really pretty underneath the makeup.
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>>558741078
thanks it is my personal displeasure to perpetually influence the undercurrents in such a way
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nice offtopic spam retard
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Still waiting for game. What happened? The queue was so active before. Now: nothing.
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im not queuing but i blocked you a while ago, i dont like playing with you
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GMIHW
>>558741619
Fuck off, **ass.
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>>558740363
rot to the brain
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I have to do better... for Manta
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>>558743808
Carry manta during the day and carry trish at night. This is the /erg/ way.
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Welp, I haven't played a random match in a while. Wish me luck.
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>>558743552
>>558739181
>>558736163
Very cute and very sad
Post more please
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What if revenant was an entomologist
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>>558744513
cute art
I want to rape her doll pussy
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>>558743808
I believe in you shifty
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>>558744915
Please don't say that
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>>558744152
I refuse to touch trish
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>>558745090
sorry
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>>558745039
Translation?
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Finding it hard to play anymore since 80% of the time it's just a thid world shitnet show where enemies either instantly kill you after skipping animations or they lag into not doing anything
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>>558745472
Just block trish and practice
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>>558745334
whats this
ouch
what did you do to brother
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>>558745503
it's a bit more than just those two and at that point there's no password que left
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>>558745039
Cat Wylder is my favorite....I want to rub his ears so badly....
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>>558744443
ok
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>>558744337
It went well.
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>>558744513
>>558746075
Cuteness overload! They belong in my bed…
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gg balancers pretty good shame it wasn't ed though
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>1/3
>2/3
>3/3
>2/3
>1/3
Cruel. I was left behind, wasn't I.
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>>558744152
trish carrying my seed in her womb
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>>558745039
>duchess getting defensive of her property
>>558746061
back off it’s for sisters ONLY
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>>558746914
thanks for duping those negations literally the only ones I got that match
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>>558747352
nw and thanks for the stone salv
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>>558745039
>>558746061
I always imaged them as horses, for obvious reasons. They should be a horse boy and girl.
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>>558747352
>>558747450
Now kiss
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I wanna grind relics but the game is too stressful. t. rank 9999
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I am a beautiful sissy revenant
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>>558747789
Just use guaranteed ones.
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>>558747789
only girls get stressed at pve videogames
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creasy is 9999 too at one point so it means nothing
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>>558747927
9999 comes, and 9999 goes. You can't win them all. But I've been above 9000 for 31 games. I'm currently 9999, but that could change next game.

I should spend my murk and pray for CE Kino relics.
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>>558747317
Excuse me Wylder is MY husband and I will have many of his babies.
>>558747540
Horse Wylder could be very cute, I accept.
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i have too many relics to flip through and sell all the irrelevant ones. my standards are pretty high now too so I could sell a lot but fucking hell its just so much
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tragic
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where was your invis how do you not blow everything for that boss.
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death k***hts claim another
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>>558750156
ult loss on death depleted my gauge
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why did you not use the haloslop >:|
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Any good mods yet?
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You HAVE to be shitting me.
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enjoy your variety
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omg
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>wiping to death k***hts with a duchess on team
names real quick?
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>>558750981
God forbid you don't win every time.
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>>558751395
Umm I thought that the ergies could solo trio death knights and put them in a backstab loop no problem????
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>>558751507
only S tiers
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>>558751410
it's been 10 minutes where's your complaint essay
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>>558751675
Who's S tier?
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>>558751729
cc
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the ergies are fighting again they're falling apart we have to beat them
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>>558751729
Zorban
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>>558752070
in my head you're like the old veteran at the park stuck in his imagination about being in the war time still
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>>558752070
How are you still around. You have to be someone who's been amidst us this entire time to keep this spam up
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one day the punch/bite will be a starting spell
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gg bloody bastard balancers
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What the fuck. Cleanest Blood Bird fight I've had in the depths yet. Crazy stressful, but clean.
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>>558752603
>he thinks there'll be more updates
if there are then i'll unblock trish and post my hand
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>>558752673
That's just what you can expect from 2 S tiers on your team.
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gg ed birds. I think I was popping those marks in one pebble. Cannon and crystal burst was also oneshotting them with restage too. Parrying them with a caster is fun
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also got this as if my beast build isn't already cekino enough
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>>558752757
it's crazy how easy they are to kill if you have some damage, i can never understand people bringing low dps melee builds to them
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>>558752757
Yeah, i noticed the marks were going off quick. Dunno how you guys were pulling that off. But I just kept marking them, and then popping them with arrows, because it seemed that an arrow would occasionally stagger them out of an attack. The stressful part was my meager stamina. It was so hard to run when I was running out of stamina every 2 seconds.
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>>558752757
>avatarfagging from the tranny pedo incest anime
>fan of a dogshit metroidvania
>duo queueing with mushjeet
I spit. You have the single worst taste of everyone here and you should feel bad.
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>>558752827
I had a recluse on my team once before who was doing them in with one cast of Stars of Ruin.
The most satisfying oneshot to see is probably RoB
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>>558752926
Don't think they care for your opinion
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>>558752926
you forgot his steam name is zzz enjoyer or something similar
everything else I can forgive, but being a gachafag? absolute disgust
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gg ed birds, we'll get the do-over on the knights next time.
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>>558753196
zzz could also mean eepy but it is most likely the gacha
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>>558753184
>avatartroon melty
kino
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bad boss
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>>558753330
he only posts the anime of onimai as well so you know he's just an ironic weeb hopping from trend to trend with no integrity - being a gachafag fits that profile perfectly
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>>558752673
>not having mush and his troons blocked
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Improved Roar/Breath is stackable?
Why have I never seen zorbjeeta or bjarkyeeta go for some griefer executor roar build with 3-6 of them (idk if theyre on deep relics)?
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post your zzz uid
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>>558753496
I don't have any /erg/ player blocked. :)
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>>558753496
Why'd anyone do this?
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>>558753664
Unwise.
>>558753881
Shut up, Mush.
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>>558753881
He's a pest to every general he visits. Not interacting with him is the only way to defeat him
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>>558753664
based game enjoyer
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>>558754386
Name 3
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>tfw when 550h into the game and I still 3bar on a regular basis
am I literally too old for fast-paced videogames, fuck...
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gg greg, fookin nok making us run across the map 3 times.
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>>558755690
>>558753291
Did I miss the instant queue?
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>>558755918
I didnt reque. taking a break.
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good morning erg!!
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>>558756212
Why good morning?
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wtf banderson
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>>558756310
It's 10:50...
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8:51pm here
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i-i-i-i-i-iits 2am .............
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Yes well it’s 4pm for the civilized world
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Friendly reminder if your posts goes like
>greentext
kino
I have it filtered, try harder to troll
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>>558757168
Oh.... Ok. Any other filters you have?
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>>558757168
>this guy cant see me calling him a fag because he filtered his own posts
kino
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>>558752926
You forgot they also have melties often, pathetic attitude
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>>558747116
lmao the blocked
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>>558757168
>he can't see my password hunter5 because it's automatically filtered
kino
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It’s such a shame that good players like tinpo and enders duo with awful 3 bar addicts
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>>558757168
you can blame deviljeet for starting this trend
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>>558741619
Have you ever considered that you complain every match is laggy because you have your retard chink tik toks open
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>>558757485
trish is so much better than me but thanks anon
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>>558757485
Name? for the erg players expert list?
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>>558757485
>tinpo
>good
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>>558741619
She has a filter on you retard. She also fucks all her producers for clout
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aaaaiiiieee gladius-sama have mercy (it was regular gg)
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so many ydptg's posting tonight...
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>>558757618
Compared to Trish yes
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>>558757687
Stupid dogs. I tried to be just a little wee bit fancy, and used my skill near the end. And that was the exact moment when the boss decided to throw fire in my face. GG though.

>>558757630
Nooooo... Really? Women use filters and have relations??? Whoa....
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>>558757597
>trish better than tinpo
did you not see her stream kek, demoted to F tier after that performance
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say that to my face not online see what happens
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>>558756418
what did i do
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>>558757865
He has to say that in order to secure the bussy
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>>558757930
nothing, I was just surprised by your excellent build choice
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>starting to get good at the Messmer fight
>get to phase 2 without taking a hit
>stance break him immediately after (if not during) his phase shift attack
>kill him before he even gets to attack again techinally he did do one attack but his HP was already depleted, he died the moment his animation ended
Well... That was underwhelming. Going all in on damage really makes some fights end a bit TOO quickly when things line up right...
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>>558757687
Oh yeah, and sorry about the beginning. First my frames were dropping, so I had to tab out a couple times and close some things.
Then during the invasion camp, I literally just blanked and forgot that we went there to fight invaders. I was like "why isn't shifty coming up to the boss?"
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>>558757865
i think she can carry d1 and d2 boss like mogh and godrick better than me, i still job to them regularly
>>558757956
ahaha
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>>558758083
Don't have chinktok open while you play then RETARD
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>>558758136
I look like this

>>558758176
nuclear trvke
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what that anon said
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>>558758176
That wasn't the culprit. It never caused issues before, but regardless, I turned that off first. The fram dropping persisted, so I turned off one of the other programs I had open, and browser tab with a gif. That fixed it. I don't know which one was the culprit, but I've run into problems with gifs before. They seem innocuous, but if you let them run for too long, they can start causing issues.
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>>558758358
>complains every match is laggy
>has 40 tabs open of coomer chinktok

Are you legit retarded
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>>558758358
Honestly it’s bad when you’re the retard in an argument with trish
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>>558758613
>Xhe's so obsessed she quoted the wrong post
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>>558758083
yeah i was wondering where you were and then i looked up
all good tho
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>>558758675
And back to both of them being equally retarded. That was quick
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>>558758590
Nice fan fiction.
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>>558758590
sent that freak flying well done
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sit on my face and not online and see what happens
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>>558759054
God I wish that were me, I want to sniff a Recluse's fat dark asscrack
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>>558759020
Stop sending freaks flying.
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>>558759054
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>>558759246
*lick*
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>>558759054
this but revenant
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Sent that freak swimming
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I wish they'd nerf the range on that fucking breath attack.
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People gotta understand that you should play slower and more methodical during nightlord compared to the rest of the round. Sure, you play more reckless to speed up kills during day 1/2 to get tons of loot/level but you have to slow down during night boss. Even fuckers with hacked relic get exposed during nightmare because they think they can just brute force it and 3 bar before the nightlord is even at half hp.
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>>558759948
good tip
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there's randoms in depth mode that still don't know about weapon's passives
just played with 2 wylders that got there with 2 empty slots each + starting greatsword
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that's true i agree unless you're creasy then i don't agree
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>>558758590
kek
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>>558760136
That wasn't me, but I agree with them, and I said something similar earlier. >>558701757
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>>558760231
not agreeing then, thanks for the input
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>>558759054
this but ender
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>>558759948
Dogshit advice, the more time the nightlord is alive the more opportunities shitters have to 3 bar
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i think trish blocked me
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>>558760368
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>>558759948
can't kill me if the boss die first
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>>558760368
Nyo? I only have zorban blocked anyon
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>>558760368
you used to be cool pepe...
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>>558760619
Oh if it's pepe I do but they literally grief games so
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>>558760618
nursing handjobs?
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>>558760618
I played with zorban yesterday, I don’t think I seen him the entire game and it felt like a duo. It was bizarre
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imagine being unironically blocked by the blocked
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>>558760853
Isn't that based?
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>>558760723
He's too fat to play this
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>get 12k back in taxes
Oh yeah I’m thinking it’s dusk blood time
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>>558760701
Lewd I'm a pure maiden
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>>558760362
You should still do damage of course, but you shouldn't fight with the same pace as going through day 1/2.
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>>558761092
no, you're here to service erg boys
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Pepe won btw
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>>558761337
I cant they have me blocked!!!
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I remember when pepe used to reply back to everyone with his reddit from images attached, now he never posts anymore since he got exposed as a mindbroken ghoul D tier
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>>558761598
Theyre also not a teamplayer at all, I literally cant remember if they ever dropped me loot
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>>558761706
trvke
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Nah das GAWDlike Pepe
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>>558761598
My fav posts is when somebody exposes pepe and he samefags like "PEPE HAS BEEN WITH THE QUEUE SINCE THE BEGININING!" like who gives a shit you're a grieftard lmao
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>All this shit talking, and no game in 70 minutes
What are you beating your dicks in between shitposts?
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Is this trash samefagging conversations about other players again
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The ergies are having petty fights again
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>>558762331
Shut up shitsy nobody wants to play with your complaining ass
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My girls had a great dance.
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>>558762581
>why is the game so laggy wahhh
>No it can't be the 40 tabs of 1480p coomer chinktok
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>>558762643
That's grass
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watching k-pop on a computer monitor has got to me the most unc thing i ever seent
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Who was in the losing game yesterday that caused this multi day melty Pepe
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you will never be a maiden
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>bunch of off topic posts still up
No proxy reports this time? Weird
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>>558762807
you wouldn't think it's so funny if pepe died once in your game to BBH and then decided to purposefully avoid you the whole run
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>>558762864
just follow him around then
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worse they're vietnamese
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>>558762331
Something terrible must have happened.
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>>558759246
>>558759054
Made for Wylder
>>558758136
Made for Godfrey
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>>558762910
Nah he just didn't wanna play, he's super mindbroken. Why even queue then
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>>558762643
>He doesn't know the difference between network lag and frame dropping.
Nice fanfiction though.

>>558762765
They're not Korean. Also, it's technically being streamed on my phone. I'm using scrcpy to cast my phone to my PC. My phone is actually connected top a separate network, so it doesn't interfere with my connection while I play.
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>>558762920
Vietnamese women are beautiful. As well as Koreans. And women from across the globe. Not everything has to be about race. You race baiters are really so tiresome.
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>>558757168
based. terrtroon permanently btfo.
>>558752481
yeah it’s a real mystery who that could be.
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>>558763212
i agree it's just banter
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>>558762765
don't drag kpop into this you uncultured pleb.
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For me it's pino... sorry
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>>558763428
>kpop
basedslop
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>>558763503
kpop is not based at all lmao
it's corporate soulless manufactured plastic slop
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>>558763698
yeah i wrote s 0 y but forgot about the site swapping it automatically like t b h
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>>558763698
>plastic slop
it has more soul than your very original take on music and performance art at least.
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>>558763990
>soul
>south korea
guess it's true that slop ruins your tastebuds
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onions desu senpai nigger
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>>558752926
You seem… upset? You should seek help for that
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>>558763698
Thats based to some cultures.
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I have a GAWD complex
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>>558757927
>>558760519
>>558760618
Hot.
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Back to randoms it is. One last match for the day.
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>>558764667
good luck creasyjeet
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https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 queue up
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>>558763990
>>558763428
calm down jungkook
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>>558765139
>trish in queue
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>>558765765
she found a game quick queue now
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this nigga is like 15 years old pretending he was around for boxxy
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>>558766258
boxxy?
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>>558766258
be honest, how many of you are 35+ like myself
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>>558766947
I'm 31
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>>558766258
im 22
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>Fromsoft announces tarnished edition with fun little new features forever ago
>flip a switch ready to go on all original platforms
>its release date is chained to a deeply unstable port on an underpowered console
>from refuses to release it because it would be their first title for the switch 2 and that would be bad press prior to Duskbloods, their first Nintendo exclusive ever(?)
Conclusion: elden ring on switch 2 is literally unsalvageable. The only way it will run acceptably is if it is in ps1 graphics mode. Duskbloods will actually run on par with most other switch titles, it’s the open world of Elden Ring that is too much for switch, but will obviously run better on its pc port a year after launch.
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>>558766947
I’m 82
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>>558767391
yep.
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millenial uncs are so weird, they watch clips of gay porn where these naked men are screaming and think its the funniest shit in the world
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>>558767917
what
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>>558767391
>but will obviously run better on its pc port a year after launch.
Yes, but the game itself will still suffer from its console of origin. Same thing happened with MH.
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>>558767917
FUCK YOU
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>>558764667
>>558764761
NO NEGATIONS AT ALL. NONE DROPPED.
The wylder had no negations either. Ironeye was sitting on two successive attack negations. That's it.
I fell only once near the end of the fight. And only because Caligo did her big attack facing the edge of arena. So when her wings came down, I had not choice but to run out the front, then turn and run sideways. Unable to escape the AoE.
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>>558766947
>>558767049
>>558767834
>>558767498
time to retire gramps
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>>558768082
why do you keep getting caligo?
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>>558768006
He's probably referring to Gachi.

>>558768147
The old broad finds me irresistible.
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>>558700874
>>558734204
Don’t talk about yourself freak
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>>558768120
you will have to take this ps4 controller from my cold dead hands
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sorry adel too hard
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gg normal doggy
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>>558768587
you don't look like that
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>>558760618
>blocked because he mindbroke you
kek
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>trish blocked me too
she was the last ergite i could play with now what
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>>558768015
Haven’t played that. You mean design wise? It’s going to be a small game by comparison to nightreign. But souls pvp players don’t need much to work with. They will spend hundreds of hours invading in just a couple of areas, if it scratches the right itch.
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>>558707482
I look like this.
>>558721765
>>558720257
They don’t look like this.
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>>558768587
Your routing is hilariously bad for someone who spends all day playing
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Shadow Keep is so good
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>>558752926
You bodied that creepy troon, well done.

>>558752731
>look at the image
>2 c/b tier shitters
kek
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>>558768082
Why do you keep playing raider against caligo. All you do is sit in the sidelines 90% of the time because you’re too scared to roll the breath. The worst thing is you never rock the blizzard away because you’re 100 miles from her taking off and just rock at random intervals.
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>>558727594
No

>>558727954
>>558733116
He does zpds outside of that.
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>terr revving up his anti-EL fan arc
fun times ahead
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>>558770451
EL?
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He's so c-ACKKK!
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>>558770530
you forgot the meme arrow deviltroon
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who alt + f4 twice now?
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can we make it to 4 dodges in a row?
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>>558770781
>>558770856
3 times now lmao, 2 balancers and one adel
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>>558770915
name drop the 2 balancer dodgers
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gg honse
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>>558770092
"why"? I just want to see if I can do it with Raider.
The breath is bullshit, and I will not roll through it unless I'm stuck in a situation where I have to.
I don't know what attack you mean when you say "blizzard", because half of her attacks involve spewing frost. There's a literal blizzard where she jumps into the air and causes an arena wide snow storm, inducing frost.(which, btw, warming stones don't counteract. It's bullshit that an item called a WARMING stone, can't keep the player warm)
If that's the attack you're talking about, then I don't know what the tell is for it. She just randomly jumps into the sky.

If you mean the attack where she crouches down, charges, and then pulls up for a big AoE vortex. Well... I don't really understand how that works. I have tried cancelling it before, but I've never been successful.
In the last fight, I got caught in her wing and didn't see a way out, so I waited until just about the time she was going to pull up, and activated my art. I successfully avoided damage, but she didn't react at all. Perhaps I activated it too late. I thought about activating it sooner, but if she didn't cancel, then I would get hit by the vertex. So I needed to wait to ensure safety.

I don't know why you say I rock at random intervals. I basically just use rock as an "oh shit, I'm about to die" attack for the most part. Or, if I think I can finish off an enemy, I might activate it to get the fight over quicker. So I basically don't use rock at all during the boss, except to escape dangerous situations.

What it boils down to is this: Getting more attack opportunities requires taking more risks. However, the game is bullshit, so I don't like taking those risks. It doesn't make for a very fast caligo fight, but it's preferable to 3 barring within the first two minutes of the fight. Why do you keep cajoling me to play more risky, when you know that's a bad idea.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Uw7IEtKsU
Executie main is on again on stream #129 (8-12 hours each)
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gg hoars

the scholar relic line that buffs allies damage is underrated, you do so much damage!

>>558769380
s-sorry
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>>558771013
gg horse, love scholar ulting the fire chariot invader camp and doming one of the chariots shitting on both invaders instantly
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>>558771303
oh so that's what happened? amazing lmao they exploded
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>>558769361
I look like you
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>tr*sh
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>>558771085
I’m not reading your shit. You can do it because you get carried, not because you’re some elite player
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>>558771085
Raider has a hard time rolling trough the breathe because his roll distance is ass
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>>558771615
As if you're going to spend your time any better.

>>558771758
No, everyone has a hard time rolling through the breath, because it's an amorphous cloud with an ill-defined hitbox. It's the vague suggestion of an attack. Now gamble a roll and hope you don't take damage. :)
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Should I unblock the Latinx for one expedition? It might be funny.
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>>558771758
>>558771861
You are both correct you know?
Everyone has a hard time dodging that shit (except duchess and ironeye), but if your roll distance is dogshit it's even harder.
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>>558771861
Try sticking close to her.
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>>558768028
OH MY SHOULDER
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>>558772247
Yeah I know there's a variable distance that makes it relatively easier or harder. But that's regardless to the fact that it's *generally* difficult to gauge the exact zone you have to roll through.

>>558772328
Pfft. Stop giving me grief.
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>>558771181
Never watched this vtuber but she keeps popping up in my feed
Her thumbnails are funni
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>>558664915
I always kinda ignored +stat effects on relics and just seen them as a bonus but i noticed that having a +3 Mind and +3 Endurance on Revenant makes her more managable for me.
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>>558772741
>>558772741
>>558772741
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>>558771181
>exejeet "gameplay"
No thanks
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>>558773248
watch it
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>>558770451
terr is anti-everything-and-anything-to-do-with-/erg/
>>558772774
too early tard
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>>558771181
babooo~~
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>>558760723
>zor
Creasy I was running 2x resistance down Executor meme build, we got the madness raid and it reaches to the crystal in the middle so when I went to get the power I was perma cc'd by constant madness procs so I had to run around and when you guys went into the castle I couldn't follow either.
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GG Lads
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gg wp orbete
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Sorry about that greg fight wyld & rider, I just got my new keyboard and had to try playing m&kb LMAO I'M SORRY
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>>558771493
>tiktok
oh no lil bro…
>>558770530
exejeetsaars… not like this……..
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why does duchess get every weapon type other than the daggers as a drop



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