A general for discussing the Elden Ring series. Elden Ring, its expansion, Shadow of the Erdtree, and the coop spinoff, Elden Ring Nightreign.>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious Thread >>558664915
1th for year of the fire horse and step sibling incest
Old news but the new armors look great.
gg
gg dreglord
>>558773202why cant they get a 5 year old game to run on nintendos shitty tablet
I started SotFS the other day and it's comfy as fuck, what was everyone's problem with it
>>558772741>baking early so you can vandalize the OPactually kys faggot
Q ded
>>558773624damn dogs were obsessed with me
>>558773832pepe had LLTBT on his Milos sword, would've made it harder to safely cast elden stars
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 live erg jobbing, also it's dancing lion rn lmao
>>558774034show boobs
>>558773701>horrible rewards for exploring (so many cookbooks)>several large areas are completely empty>scadutree hunting is bad for replayability>final boss is a big letdown lorewiseMainly these.I liked the legacy dungeons and it has great bosses. The mines and tombs were good ideas.
>>558773648They barely got a Elden Ring optimized for the launch and that was on “good” hardware. It wasn’t bad for most. Some middle of the road pcs struggled but thats about it. The switch 2 is basically a ps3/360 in terms of capabilities. Remember ds1’s blighttown and lava dragon ass city on console? Thats Elden Ring as soon as you get to any open areas. Best case scenario is unstable 20fps a la Bloodborne.
>>558773701It’s awesome anon. I loved it. Have a great time.
what's the point of sorceries when you need to get insanely lucky or CE to get a decent set of relics meanwhile a skillspam monkey can do three times the damage with guaranteed double balancers
>>558774091when I play recluse
>>558774264>insanely lucky>have 3 relics with one line, either magic att +4, sorcery +2 or affinity +2That's all. I don't understand where you got this misconception that you need insane relics. There is a reason why the best build before balancers, used by all cheaters, was crystal maxxing or stars of ruin spam. It's THAT easy to do damage with sorceries.
>>558774117Read nigger read, I am playing Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin for the first time. I don't need to hear about your skill issues with the ER DLC (lame final boss notwithstanding)
>>558774531You underestimate how difficult it is to get a relic with those stats that also have decent utility with them that are not completely useless
gg sisters
>>558774541My bad.DS2 is good.SotfS made it slightly worse, but not to the point of ruining it. Still, it's a worse experience that added a lot of unfun things:- they added a bunch of those stone statues for whatever reason, blocking your progression artifically- dlc keys are also locked behind blocked parts of the game. Again, the only thing that does is removing options for the player, you can't go to a dlc early and get a cool dlc weapon for example- a tendency to add a ton of mobs behind youHowever SotFS has some good additions like how they revamped the 2 dragon areas.
>>558774836>You underestimate how difficult it is to get a relic with those stats that also have decent utilityThat's a "you" problem.You don't need any other lines except the ones I listed if you want to do big damage with spells.You are talking like you don't need affinity+6 or phys+12 when running double balancers...
gg greg is there a limit or a soft cap to how much damage demon plating gives? I started HODLing my runes at 13 to jewmaxx my damage
I'm sad
>>558773718This. Tard troll bakers should be insta banned on sight.>>558774124BB was way better than that usually for me. Permanent Blighttown is a way better descriptor of the eventual port (if it even releases at this rate)
>>558775168why are you sad
>>558774995>SOTFS is slightly worse than originalBlessed correct opinion
>>558775119But I'm not talking about depth relics you retard
>>558775218It will release. They are under some sort of obligation to release tarnished edition on all platforms at the same time. Probably obligation to Nintendo. But the switch port is borderline unplayable. They’ll want to release Duskbloods first, because that isn’t a port. It’s optimized for switch. It’s not open world. It will probably have okay tier performance (and probably bad netcode). If they released the broken switch port of ER before Duskbloods the PR nightmare will scare off potential buyers.
>>558775696Then what the fuck are you talking about?Are you implying that in base game you do no damage with spells?Are you mentally challenged? They buffed melee passives and added double balancers specifically because spells don't FUCKING need normal relics to do big damage.Holy fuck I hate talking with D0 tourists.
>>558775871I'm talking about double balancers you mongoloid, depth slots are irrelevant because double balancers go into the regular slot
GG, lads
>>558776086No you are not.>what's the point of sorceries when you need to get insanely lucky or CE to get a decent set of relicsThat's what you wrote Alzheimer anon. You never talked about normal or deep relics. You just said sorceries are useless, which is really fucking funny when everyone complaining about sorceries being easy mode before balancers.Now be quiet, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>558776182It's fine. All's well when it ends well.
>>558775856I hope Duskbloods dies a Concordian death
>>558775856>. It’s optimized for switch.
>>558774264I play full school Revenant, except for bestial (fuck that shit), and the dopamine release you get when you find sacred seals with Lightning Strike, Honed Bolt, Giantsflame, BurnOflame and the Discus incantations is huge. Id assume is the same with staff gacha.
>>558774264What's the point of playing videogamesEver though about that
I carried btw
>>558777024Oh wait it was no less likely bar my grey. I messed up I’ll try again. Give me a minute
2/3
Never mind I’ve got to go, entertain yourselves
>>558776578I agree simply because I hate exclusives and I hate Nintendo
>>558777024Weird image
>>558777886At least I tried
gg hotdogs why tf were you two sperging out at the dupe alter?
>>558778185gg revenant catfight things dw bout it
>>558777623>>558776578>>558776705ThisAnyone with a shred of intelligence feels the same
>>558778185i was going to dupe a charged incant + negation but trish grabbed it and ran off before i could>>558778279its fine
I sorta thought using the respec would mean sorcs would be useless but you’re only 1 point behind base duchess with the respec which is weird. Melee recluse really feels like the real quality user
>>558778548can we have sex recluse
>>558776705Correct. That does not mean it will be running great. The benchmark for switch is 720p 30fps. An insanely low bar. Duskbloods will be unlikely to be more demanding than the first two dark souls games. That’s why it will hit the standard.
gg dog, that was my first time using the GO greatsword skill so I'm not used to the animationhow are you supposed to keep spamming golden waves again? mashing L2 didn't work
>>558779487Golden waves are the L2 on sacred relic sword.Golden order sword is the holy moonlight greatsword. You buff with L2 and then send projectiles with charged R2.
>>558778548>Melee recluse better than quality duchesslollmao
>>558779639yeah I meant golden projectiles mbthanks so that's why it wasn't working, I pressed L2 a second time and a single projectile came out but nothing after that
>>558779487>>558779639Nevermind I got it all wrong, ignore my post
>>558778548>Melee recluse really feels like the real quality userAren't you forgetting about wylder?
>>558779754What I said was bullshit, golden order has beams, you have to mash L2.
Dude, alicekasuky's voice is the most grating nails on chalkboard shit I've ever heard. I can't tell if it's a tranny or a south east asian woman who learned english only 6 months ago. Or a south east asian tranny who learned english only 6 months ago.
>>558778548Funny bait post. Meleecluse is the third-worst quality user out of 3, behind Wlyder and Quality Duchess.
>>558779909the skill's description says "repeated inputs" but I just tested in the sparring grounds and I can only send a single projectile after the stance animation no matter how many times I press L2
>>558780121Scratch that shes just the worst because you can make Ironeye quality as well.
>>558778548>>558779838>>558780121Meleecluse isn't even quality, she has 12 (TWELVE) strength.
>>558779936I thought the same at first, but it grew on me and now I like her voice a lot. It's distinct. I also like when she laughs and goes haaaaa. It's like a honk.
1/3
>>558780121>30 int/faiLmao>>558779838Duchess is just best everything because her skill and ult are broken>>558780365>mins the most useless statSounds based to me
>>558779086If your name is Wylder then absolutely
Fake women are real women
>>558780707No, you're acting like Duchess being too good is the problem when Melee Recluse loses out to:Melee IroneyeMelee WylderMelee ExecutorMelee ScholarMelee Undertaker
>>558780747Do you mean cartoons
>>558780365oh no no reclusisters... why are we so delulu?
>trash doing 700 damage per bite on his dragon build>neither shifty or salvare cancelled the caligo crystal if you laugh...
>>558780707>retarded recluse doesn't know what quality meansQuality = Str/Dex not 'Jack of all trades' retard.
>>558781385didn't have ult up for the first and I fuckin whiffed the second one feels bad man
>>558779936She's Romanian. She streams with friends sometimes who have the same accent.
>>558779936I like when something bad happens to her and she goes like eeeek
GG. The first day was fucking awful. I wouldn't have pinged the camp if I knew that neither of you had invader relics
>>558779936Please don't talk about Zorban's girlfriend that way
>>558781385It was doing lmore haha
>>558781749>2 birds against balancers>no ninvaders I'M GOING
>>558781749but we both have it, what are you talking about?
>>558781749>2 birds>none of them with ninvadersholy zpds
>>558781885Going where?
>>558781749>1440p lol poorfag
>>558781891Sorry, I quickly checked your relics after we ate shit but I didn't actually pay attention so I thought you didn't have it.
>>558781749>>558781749>new bird playerOH GOD NOOH GOD PLEASE NO
>playing birdyup, that's a block
Is Manta streaming today?
>>558782027He did okay, actually.>>558782101It was more thrilling than most matches.
>>558782139no
>>558782139You can see her schedule countdown on her twitch panels
>>558782139No but /ourgirl/ is
>>558781749I'd dodge 1 bird, if I see two I'm skipping the country
>>558782403I never dodge. Even in the worst of times.
>>558782202>>558782139she's on right now
I never dodge (I just block shitters who play bad classes)
I feel sick, wish me luck, goys.
>>558783443>blocking birds instead of dodging so they can feel the weight of their choice every time they queue>>558783535godspeed
Without naming the character, describe the kind of player that "mains" them.
>>558783882fat, pedophile, sweaty, unwashed, unemployed, talentless, neckbeard, egotistical, fat
>>558783882straight, white, tryhard
>>558784081Wylder>>558784280Ironeye
>>558783882Blonde-hair, blue eyes, effortlessly skilled
>>558784623Wylder/Duchess...
>>558783882Beautiful, thicc, ditzy, horny for erg boys
Why does devil hate terr?
>>558784623Guardian>>558784751Revenant
>>558784792terr fucked his gf
>>558784792he fucked terr's gf but didnt realize terr was a faggot so he actually fucked a guy
>>558784792Devil only hates one person and it's me. He responds to me by saying, "I hate you" every time I DM him. I ask, "Why haven't you blocked me if you hate me Devil?" And he says, "Because you need to know I hate you".
>>558784081Rev obviously
>>558784903Don't think Zdrada is a loose woman>>558785002Tracks
>>558784081Wylder obviously
>>558785442it can't be, because I play only rev but I bathe at least once a day, my weight is healthy, I don't have a beard, I have creative hobbies, and I hate myself
Zdrada is obviously a giga slut.
bg ed jelly what a shit seed
>bgtoxic nigger if i found out who you were im blocking your ass
>>558784751Revenant/Recluse
>>558785783its trish
thanks for joining again fun stream>>558785892i would never bg................
>>558785727yeah, those day 1 field bosses were fucking awfuland when we opened the gaol and it was a red dragonkin soldier I literally burst out laughing
>>558785707Shut up woman
>>558786010and the bird spamming his orb move so it was like 30 in the air lmao, i burst out laughing too, curseeed
>>558786137I am participating in Elden Ring general casual discussion, what exactly is the problem?
>all this 2/3 in today's queuele blocked
>>558786460piqf is so cool...
>>558786460I thought piqf died
>>558786429unblock Trish she will play with you
>>558786584I just played with trish tho
>>558786559He's back, strength duchess and cursed sword exec gaming
>>558786460>piqf playing that brown creature nowyuck
>>558786584i am addicted to having adventures with anon
>>558784792You seem kinda obsessed with bringing him up out of nowhere?
>Ytlaire enters the fraymy gawd,,,
>>558784081wylder ez
>>558784081Revsisters...
Ender unblock me please I won't shill any more relic effects..
>>558786976>c tier bronyliare self hype
Unblock me too
I don't believe for a second ender has anyone blocked. You're just shitposting him to get his name on thread
>>558787360think before you judge the harsh realities of others
Selling hype services for one wylder +1 skill use and night invaders (yellow) relic
>>558787495Why are you trying to add them? I am sorry
>>558787495based ender
>>558787604I don't usually bother asking anymore but ender is cool...
>>558787495lmao, what'd you do
>>558785002Lol>>558784792I don’t think he does but if he did it would probably because terr antagonizes everyone with every breath he draws
>>558787698Are you the anon who has been trying to date him? Good luck.
Does anyone else keep a spreadsheet that details all the people you've blocked?
>>558787847I can tell I'm the second one I think
>>558787847No since I don't have dementia I can remember the reason for all 18 anons I have blocked.
>>558787847>censoring the namesgod you are such a faggot, either post the files or fuck off
>>558787847
I've come to the conclusion some of you are insufferable assholes who deserve to be punched IRL but I don't need to like you to play with you, so it's fine
>>558787962I don't care enough to remember them but I do want to keep track of the temp bans so I can remove them later. This is separate to the randoms I've blocked which are just in my blocklist forever and are mostly chinese.>>558788007Blame Pam Bondi
>>558788197Yeah for me the PW is just a way to play with non-chinese idc how schizo or bad anyone is
>>558781109No
release the /erg/stein files
>>558788527>bronylaireoh no no no
>>558787847>shitter, constant melties and possible cheater That is definitely Lotus you can't tell me it's not Lotus
>>558787847This post gave me the ick
People are literally such cowards in this thread, the people who talk the most shit would never say who they are
>>558787847Least insufferable faggot type list
>>558787690Cute!>>558787847>>558788105Virginity the images
>>558788317Why are they at the beach? It's winter
>>558789517Me as Undertaker when I see Wyld men
I’m going to start blocking wylders on the password. There are too many and it’s such a boring crutch character like duchess
>>558787847certified troon merchant post
>>558787847Fucking based schizokino
>>558789438you're supposed to put a colon after virginity you retarded brown ESL
>>558789740This, but add Ironeyes and Recluse's! Block anyone using good characters, actually.
GG Horse
>>558788801uh duuh it's an anonymous chat log swotey r3tard
>>558787847No I've only got 2 ergers blocked so its easy to remember
>>558789983Who plays recluse or ironeye anymore. Every game is just duchess/ and/or wylder and x
>>558790041darn I kept rolling into his attack. oh well gg.
>>558790041ggs I died due to my wife bumping into me, almost dropped my controller
>>558789816you're supposed to put on colon
>>558790192Practice and Belan play Ironeye constantly
>>558790192Oh, you're just a threadshitter and don't play the game. Noted.
>>558790337this is one of the reasons why as much as I like femboys and traps, I hate anal sex
>>558789720You’re so cute and slutty…>>558789816It’s not needed dumbass the point was communicated and the lack of punctuation adds to the inherent comedy of the post
>>558783882Aloof but locks in its need to, bit whimsy
>>558790339not proud of that tho, it's just my go-toI wish I was good enough to play melee more confidently
>>558790192>threadshitter thinks wyldjeet is goodcinema
>>558790586>threadjeet still upset Wyldgod is the best meleekino
None of the shitposters play the game, why do you even care about their opinionsYou can just play with randoms and discuss the game here
>>558784751Guardian of course
>>558790539Ironeye is a melee character though, thats how practice plays him. He doesn't even want good bows I drop him nor does he want ranged attack or projectile drop off
>>558790192Who plays a character anymore. Every game is just red/double balancers and Affinty or Holy up with dormant reapers
oh no no no no 3 bar
>>558790682>>558790813Wrong and you don't even play the game
lmao
>it's another episode of shiteazu negro doing zero dps because he has some autistic hangup about relics
>>558790880gg ult not coming out sadly
>>558790662true i haven't played this game yet i just like to shitpost and falseflag
If you guys want to play with manta you should block viteazu, he drags the team down with his retarded gameplay and no relics (not to mention he's a threadshitter). manta is already heavy enough
>>558787495Trish the reason people block you is because you can't stop yourself from sperging.
>>558790915>>558786976Aged like milk. Deserved.
>>558791058desu it's viteazu's fault he's a faggot
>>558791043Trish the reason people block you is because you can't stop yourself from sperging.
it happened again, on nyo...
>>558791173Both faggots desu but also learn to dodge the boss?
GG lad
>>558790337>>558790435>>558790659Got his ass
>>558790525>It's not neededESL cope>inherent comedy of the postwasn't funny, didn't laugh
>>558791473lmao why do you play with no relic. If I knew I would not have played this greatshield build
>>558791608I hate bloodgems with every fiber of my being. I still have PTSD from the chalice farming.
>>558791581it was funny and he is right, you are acting about grammar like every white supremacist i ever met; Mexican
>>558791608It's what extra chromosomes do to a mf
>>558791687Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?
>the raidegroid in chat begging for cope passiveshahahaha
>>558791173>>558791608viteazu may be a sperg, but he wasn't the one who 3-barredAwful debut Ytlaire, demoted to Manta tier
>>558791752you must have a kind of learning disability that prevents you from understanding a conversation contextually, so to me you are now learning disability anon, or short bus anon, I'm gonna call you this semi regularly ok lil guy? it's gonna be cute
>>558791812to my defense, it's the third time I faced regular balancers. I don't know that fight very well :(
>red banished gaol day 1Im getting sissyducc PTSD
>you don’t play the game>go look at my last 100 games>70 wylders>48 duchess>0 games with neither of themMaybe you retards don’t play the game
>>558791875It's okay sweetie you did your best, 3 tries is not a lot
>>558791861>avoiding the questionpiteous samefag shitposter, perhaps one day there will be someone who agrees with you
>>558792207good thing that is on a daily basis for me
Reminder a wylder 3 bar is actually a 4 bar
>>558792046Bringing two charming branches to the gaol and dropping one and pinging it and both of us charming separate knights to easily clear it in the early game is still one of my favorite erg moments. I love when I get to use those branches.
>>558791875Dw we know you are a perma c tier bronylaire>>558792187>R*cluse melty
Why the fuck does firing a bow cost me mp?
>>558792335that's pure erg sex
>>558791687>anecdotal evidence
>>558791875Don't roll that move. It's safer to sprint away and then roll the projectiles. The key to withstanding the endurance test is to only roll when necessary.
lol two non ergites make any ergite run look good. they're like headless chickens
>>558791508Can I enjoy the spoils of war too?
>thread always speeds up with shitposting thread shitting at this time of dayCurious
>>558792747this type of post was already so boring like four years ago
>>558792701I wish one day spoils of wars anon let's me enjoy the spoils of war after sending a freak flying too
>>558792692>level 4 at night 1lmao its amazing
>>558792790That's a different boss anon, though it does apply when you're fighting them one on one.
so, after exploring more of Limgrave and the Weeping like you guys suggested, I finally moved on to actually Liurnia of the LakesI must say I really like this area despite being a giant swamp full of really annoying fuckersthe thing is I don't really think I know where I'm supposed to go next, the academy entrance is blocked of courseso right now I'm fighting with a preceptor in a study hall, its a pretty hard fight for me so far, a wizard struggles hard against other wizardsanyway it's fucking friday and I'll be playing ER till 5 am today lets gooo
Should I queue ARAM Mayhem on league or queue on the pass (I will need to be carried)
>>558792701Yes, you may. This anon is still collecting them and ripping into the thread shitters ass >>558791861 >>558791687
>>558792747This is around the time the mass reply fag (AKA terr obsessed schizo) wakes up so yes it makes sense.
>>558793020I think you should pipe down, shitter.
wyldjeets got humiliated again and now they're seething you love to see it
>>558788372Don't call us fake that's rude, but thank you for saying we're real too.
The trick is to include guarding draws aggro on your build so you can take the bosses off manta, she can't be let to her own devices
>>558793183You're right, anon, that was my fault for not learning the boss. I should've played better.
>paranoid exejeet delusions poor guy
>>558793306>if I act like a wholesome chungus then people will forget I'm a list spammer/threadshitter xDkys fag
>>558793443>he can't stand it when the other guy doesn't shitfling backGet a grip, retard.
>>558793306That's not what you said yesterday retard, you were full of yourself even tho u lost
>>558793593All I said is that the other anon couldn't put up a better fight. Both things can be true.
why don't you guys play fists undercaker instead of duchess, she's better with them IMO. More stamina and damage, although restage compensates
>>558793734>le I put such a good fightpipe down threadshitter. go make a list of people
>>558792747you instantly made it felt attacked and now it’s dilating accordingly thanks for showing everyone it’s largely one tard doing this shit
Why is Torrent immune to scarlet rot but not frenzied flame if both of them are afflictions from outer gods?
Guys red gaol day 1 is just NOT worth, stop, get some help
>>558793816Because duchess mains can’t play the game without her dodge spam on command. Also he ult and skill are far superior to undertakers, undertaker is honestly close to guardian at the bottom of the pile
>>558794190I agree unless it's ShiftyDuck.
>>558794217Hmmm she's quite decent with fast weapons and necklace, I wouldn't put her near guardian level at all
>>558793317>>558794004So business as usual
Manta starts playing progressively worse poor thing gets tired
Shifty you should have revived Manta. You damn well know she will waste the remaining 7 minutes walking back for her singular level at level 4.
I think I’ll go back to playing resident kino until the thread shitter gets bored
>>558794630I'll queue in like 15 mins waiting for my take out
>>558773202What is this?
>>558793593He's a flip-flopping faggot and threadshitter, what do you expect?
>>558794797>>558793734>>558793562>>558792498blew out the threadshitter's asshole and made xhim seethe profusely well done you may relish in your victory knowing the enemy has been rightfully defeated
>>558794929You didn't quote me but can I enjoy the spoils of war too please
>>558794163Torrent is a spirit? Rot afflects flesh, while frenzied flame burns the very soul or something
>>558795038yes ofcourse, that freak got bodied after all
>>558794190its always worth it to throw the run so muh queen can get 5% more damage
>>558794929>mass reply shitter meltdown Kys freak
does manta realize restage does extra damage and isn't just another panic roll button
gg animus
>>558795262gg, kinda fun run overall
Who the fuck is manta and why are you guys so obsessed with playing with him
>>558795129thank you sent that freak swimming>>558795190Shifty doesn't run gaols on duchess
>>558795361She's the DSP of Nightreign
>>558795361A guy that used to run a bunch of alt personas got humiliated recently so his go to plan is to yap yap yap about other people to make it sting a little less. Its a hallmark of the sharties to make an anonymous website all about said personalities.
>>558795449Care to elaborate?
>>558795254Please tell this to all the duchesses on the password to. That relic line is the wirst thing to happen to the character
Does manta just not understand the concept of upgrading weapons? She's still using a white staff and white dagger
>>558796298Idk she sounds tired asf, I wonder if manta is trying to make money being partner or smth? She is a partner already right
>>558794217>undertaker is honestly close to guardian at the bottom of the pileNot even close, powerstance 2 weapons and do jump attacks while using glass necklace and that deep relic that resets your skill when you ult. She's insane.
>>558796392>>558796298she has what you call "dropped on the head as a baby" disease
>>558796561Yeah that relic skill is really underrated. When your team starts ulting during the boss you get so much free stamina
>>558793816Nobody but me is allowed to use UndertakerEvery other Undertaker is bad and cringe
>>558796392She is partner on twitch but shes not making any money with like 50 viewers.
>>558796696You can't user undertaker.
>>558796696I was the one who cropped that undercaker fists image, I am the OG one! My ass is fatter slut
Pls q
>instantly stand up>hardly even have a second to do anything>gladius runs over and one-shots meth-thanks...
why is +skill attack power so busted?i stacked +fire damage +giants flame incantations +legendary seal from crater as revenantand it still felt like my wylder with balancers and 2 skill attack power weapon passives was doing more damage than me
>>558796892I also think the skill atk passive is too much, they should make the purple one 15% and so forth
>>558796851who is this
>>558796696>>558796846Even though my ass is fatter and I am the inspiration for Undertaker
>>558796984i think they should nerf the relic. i'm pretty sure the +5% melee stacks with the +15% skill attack on most skills. having both relics gives you +40%. that's huge, not even 3 spell schools passives get that far.
>>558797193>>558796846Hnggg undertaker mains arguing who has the phattest booty
I'm a shitter. Like, REALLY bad at the game. Would a Dormant Bows build on Guardian be enough to get carried?
>>558797528>>558797193>>558796846Plapping these sinful undersluts for being guardian-tier!
>>558797707this is bait right?
>>558797729Lmao don't force that meme, rude
"SAAR undertaker OP the most ADVANCED guide eva!" So this is the average underjobber shill? Yikes!
>>558797707Is this bait?
>>558797707yes but you'd need a +3 dexterity relic
>>558797738>>558797948no with the stats relic Guardian has pretty good dexterity and I could maybe even do greatbows instead to take advantage of the power stat and guardian also has the highest vigour and endurance and inherent damage negation
>>558797925to be fair this guy is brown and fat
>>558797994stop trollin the newfies
>>558798060That's what the average undertaker shill looks (and plays) like, thoughbeit.
>>558798076you stop trollingdexterity increases bow damage
>>558794535she died to the rain, probably would have died again and i was out of health anyway>>558796298she's a special coconut thats for sure
>cringe vtumor watch party>tranny erp>nonstop schizo ritualposting>nobody in queue actually playing the gamedogshit thread
>>558798224>wahhh do whatever I want to wahhh
>>558798325kill yourself trish
>>558798048>>558797707You'll be doing 0dps on the character that already does 0dps. You'll open a wormhole into a new dimension of 0dps that has yet to be reachedIdk what you want to be carried in, Depth 1? or base game? Just play mage duchess or double balancer reaper duchess if you really want to be "carried" by a build
>>558798224>shiteazu negro melty
>>558798224>nobody in queue actually playing the gamefunny you say that, as thats the reason i started queuing with manta
>>558798456shiteazu is a massive manta simp thoughbeit
>>558798598even worse
>>558798598>massive manta simphalf of erg is these days desu
I'd play guardian if he was a cute girl but a furry? really? a furry
>>558798224I was in q for 10 minutes earlier, you get what you get
gg gigahorseI can't exactly pinpoint at what moment the run went to shit, I even wondered for a sec if the end of day 2 was actually a very stacked end of day 1 lmao
>>558797707>I'm really bad at the game so I'll play a completely dogshit build that would make me grief my team even harder
>>558798878he's not furry he's feathered
Q
manta almost killed herself playing with non ergiyogis, she's getting used to it
>>558799824no, I am not a good player yet
>>558799872>the PW>good playerslol good one anon!!!
>>558795047Oh that makes sense
>>558799872Me neither yet I still occasionally queue
alas zorban, maybe we'll get her next time
>>558799972yeah I know I will still be a bad player when I am D3 but at least I will know the boss move sets a little better by then
Why are nightreinfags allowed to post here and shit up the thread about things from a different game instead of making their own thread?
>>558800135because it's an Elden Ring game, your disingenuous divisive shitpost is stupid
We need a scientific study about how guardian attracts the most retarded players. From managed to do something really interesting with this character.
>>558799824>1/3Liar>>558799952Compared to rangroids? It's true.
>>558800231Make your own general fag
>>558800405Nightreign gawds run this general. Should've kept yours alive instead of shitposting.
>>558800135>>558798224hit the nail right on the head that caused the trannies here to seethe uncontrollably nicely done
>>558800405ok but I already made it it's called Elden Ring general
why are you guys so hateful to guardians
>>558800303pajeet voice makes paneers want to play him with their typical punjabi brainskill
>>558800581post caste
>>558800581because your average guardian is a zdps anchor that slows down the run and goes into negative dps on the nightlord with how often they die.
>>558800581Because the Guardian has an indian voice actor and because he doesn't do 6 gorillion damage per second
>>558800581He doesn't fit d5, his design doesn't allow him to DPS and it makes every expedition a drag, I have fun killing things fast
>>558800581They can't understand that someone drawing aggro saves their shitass from dying every 20 seconds because they aren't at full hp
>>558800581The guardians on our pw are the ones 3barmaxx'd thoughbeit. Shit meme.
>>558800507>nightreinfags shit up this general to an insane degreeyes that's what I said>>558800550I'm not seeing an /ernrg/ on the catalogue, mayhaps you'd be inclined to make one?
>>558801267you're posting in the elden ring general already, there is no need for what you are asking for
>>558801267>post-defeat dsjeet seethe kino
>>558801381SAAAAR YOU ARE THE BROWNING
>>558800332>LiarI've been in queue for 17 minutes
>>558801457>executorjeetprobably have you blocked
>>558801541That's not how being blocked works, it matches you then cancels the match.
>>558801541It's zorbjeet abort the queue>>558801632lmao no, it goes to 2/3 then back to 1/3 and just continues the queue
>>558801632ok blockedjeet
What would a full babysitter build look like?Starter wraith bell to feed to manta and then play rev so you can get the 3rd guy a good res tool to start
>>558801693No it does not, going 2/3 to 1/3 is normal q behaviour.Me and Trish have each other blocked, when we match it says "Matchmaking Failed" and kicks us both out of the queue.
>>558801816Guarding draws aggro and just randomly block with your seal while casting spells to keep the boss on you
>>558801816that's going to backfire, manta's chat are mostly mid but theres some real F tier shittersYou have to build with the assumption that you'll have to solo everything with 3 player scaling
This could be us but you ain't playin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjvKwOX3GoY
>>558795252epic projection, xister
gg nameless and horse got absolutely bullied
>>558801816Manta is a retard man it doesn't matter what you give her. She keeps resorting to bows for some fucking reason
>>558802578She doesn't like melee.
It's always wylders doing these funny movement techs
>>558803001wow based
>>558802578Bows are fun when paired with weapon buffs like Bloodflame Blade or Scholar's Armament...
splooge
>>558803461Bows are fun when playing ironeye because of his moveset. Try bows with anyone else and tell me it's fun.
>>558803779If you only do rolling shots specially with duchess it's alright, normal r1s are just mega slow
>>558803001he's cheating
>zorbfat and shiftykino incoming
>>558804337zorban is so fat he queues and it fills two slots
>>558804337i hope they wipe night 1 again and get mad at each other like last time
they did a good job not getting baited into reviving manta when she's 3bar
Iron Roundshield or Gilded Iron Shield?
>>558804570>>558804337Source for the fat?
>thread shitter still shitting up the place nearly 2 hours later
>>558796846>>558796696>>558797193>>558797528you look and sound like you satisfy wyldmen on the daily…
>>558804913the beard hides it but his face is chubby as shit
>>558804781sorce: here's a pic of zorbfat
I thought it was supposed to be Zorbjeet? Why is it Zorbfat all of a sudden?
>>558798878Don’t forget Indian. It’s like they took everything that would keep people away from a character and made it into a single one.
>>558805218i hate fat people and he's fat so i call him zorbfat
>>558804740I'd either go with whichever one is prettier, besides that the gilded shield has noticeably better holy resist so maybe that.
Me and who
>>558801450>>558801267>>558800405>>558800135You kind of bodied him here can’t lie…
Would stacking sorcery +6 instead of affinity or magic atk 4 be good, you'd get full damage even with gravity spells right
>>558805654It's criminal that this isn't the other way around. Futa Rev is a known sex predator of the rountable women.
>>558805940keep your faggy fan fiction to yourself
>>558805940Agreed. Futa Rev is the real bull
manter
>>558806160no no he's right, futa rev fucking the other girls is the hottest thing from this game
>>558806438She'd be tireless.. being a doll and all...
>>558806160Futa on Female is straighter than watching a dude on female, fag cuck projection on your part.
>>558806792trash shut the fuck up
>>558806792>can't even pretend to be a woman without wanting the woman to also have a penisWhat makes ""them"" like this?
gg greg
wouldn't be a zorbfat game if they had DPS
>namefagging
LMAO WHAT'S THE EXCUSE THIS TIME ZORBFAT
>>558805162here's a pic of sissyduck
AIEEEEEEEEE CALIGO-SAMA YURISITEKUDASAI
son....
>actually trying to revive mantaoh you naive fool zorbanhow many gravity wells did she even land, thats gotta be less than 10she just kept circling around caligo's mid range like a tard
you two got too cocky and threw trying to res the useless tard, I'm pretty sure you two could have easily killed it without her
Sorry zorban only true S tiers can win with manta, you are not cut
Stop reviving manta. let her die forever
Why does zorban like never improve at the game. Him and Pepe seem to have gotten worse somehow
>>558807478My excuse this time is Shifty holding negation just to stand miles away with a blue greatbow. One Manta is already something.But it was a bad time to ress
>>558807641This. He's a retard for not treating manta as the deadweight she is and everyone knows reviving a 3 bar vs ED caligo is next to impossible
LMAO BRO IS 0-2 AT LEAST TRASH WINS SOMETIMES
>>558807813because he only ever plays low depthswe aren't sending our best...
>>558807717I tend to win with her but I'm not S tier.
>>558807903Hey now I solo carry D5 randoms regularly on stream.I've learned my lesson I swear. I'll bring my strongest builds next time for Manta games.
>>558806582>closeted homo mental gymnasticsAlways a treat to see
>>558807717Manta password tier list when?
>>558807898shut the fuck up trash don't talk about yourself in the third personthey both 1bar wiped unlike your embarrassing 6bar+ ass
>>558808094>I just NEED to see a guy dicking down instead of a girlProjection once again. Do better.
>>558807827hilarious cope dude, besides i was probably 50/50 bow/melee that fightIts a shame you were so close to her at the end there, i would've revived you with RoA but some of the arrows hit her
>>558808458>>558806582trvth nvke + struck a nerve
>>558808458>>558808609>I just NEED to see a male body part on the female bodyShut it, homo.
>>558808395ur greek u live in the middle of bumblefuck too laggard
>terr shitting up the thread by bringing up xher fetishes unprompted once again
never goon
>manta always plays magic duchess even against caligo>shifty playing duchess which probably means fists given his latest play styles this one is on zorbfat for bringing a zdps build anyway
>>558808719Yes, a vagina can't penetrate another vagina, retarded homo.
>>558808764im scandinavian doe
>>558809468>First dagger hit doing 248 at lvl 7 with a purple daggerThat's a surprisingly high amount of damage.
>>558809256But a number of other things can. You like trannies with an extra step. Point that finger at yourself.
>>558778378tr*sh is a known dupe alter terrorist and weapon passive grieferconduct yourself accordingly
lowterrenuinely
>>558809468Just block him and move on? people here get blocked for less
>>558810136im not mad or anything i just found these lag moments funny
gg animus again, jeez
>>558807898Magma wyrn
>>558808142You bodied trashjeet who giga bars on stream
>>558808487What's your obsession with bows
>>558810571nigga looks like he hasn't eaten in 3 weeks
>>558810791Feeding Wylder because he doesn't want to eat...
>>558810650I dont know, been getting good ones alot lately so they're on my mindalso tbf RoA is ok for caligo, i was doing around 1k a pop
Even though* f*nland isn't part of Scandinavia.
get queued
>>558810936You're a sissy though
Just rolled this, its perfect for manta
>>558808487>sandbagging with griefbow You're a shitter also. Imagine dying to Caligo as Duchess, your roll button sis?
>>558810889>>558810791Don’t be dumb that’s how he keeps his figures fasting gives him crazy gains
>>558811828But I want my husband to be little pudgy because that means he's well loved!
>>558811486
>>5588099893/10
>zorbfraud, the man allergic to parrying, thought he could carry manta as executornew challenge idea: parry the fucking crucible knight you hack
gonna give you 10 more mins before having to deal with randos
>>558812001I want to step on your cock
>>558812726I'm new here. Why didn't they go to the mines?
>>558812782W-why?
he didn't say anything about finland though
>>558812819Shifty didn't ping it. He did have a red godslayer sword that I assumed he'd use.>>558812726I did when they both aggroed on me, the bigger problem is fighting the shield and red spear crucible knights ontop of each other when we're weak + we have manta.
https://youtu.be/mVA-TuxQp3E?si=Ew-aWOPX6QW68__aHer tits are back bros. I NEED TO QUENCH MY THIRST BY FEASTING ON MILKERS. O NOM NOM NOM
>>558813228I assumed he would use the giant fire sword too. Weird. At the end of the day shifty is a cute sissy who needs correction.
>>558813431I wonder if she'll ever come out as a tranny
>>558813228>+ we had manta+ we had zorban
>>558812021Cute…>>558811106Got his ass there he can only play dumb to save face
gg big adel, did my best to keep it interesting.
>>558814020GG.
Found out why my balls hurt isn’t cancer but apparently piss travelled up my semen tube
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 absolute F tier gaming
>What is checking a flag stream profile
>>558813228>>558813459>red godslayer sword that I assumed he'd useI did use it
>>558808395
>>558814154why would this ever happen? how and why?
>>558813961xhe marztroon is seething, xhe will never be Nordic
>>558814281do you look like your pfp?post your feet
>>558813961>>558814551Shut it threadshitter freak you're unloved
>>558814281Are you on a loss streak
>>558814841nyo
>>558814439Cute!!!
>>558814917How do you lose so much even though you’re a duo tard
>>558814819uh oh marztroon melty
new jee
I have never written "doe" so no, that isn't mesomeone has been definitely quietly seething though lol
Trish you should play in rando queue tonight!
>>558814819triggered it and made it cry well done
>>558814551there is nothing good about being Nordic you are just a chud
>>558814746go away mushjeet
>missed the stream-boosted queue to wipe night 1 with the most absolute shit randos I've ever seengn
>>558815747thats rough man
>>558815835>ice-cream sales all-time highmakes me giggle every time
>>558813961Trve xhe is delecting again, you caused mass dilating.>>558815365Weak bait, do better.
>>558816026>>558815226Can you go 5 minutes without replying to yourself
I’m home
>>558816559Make me a sandwich whore
>>558816026it's not bait it's true? also can you post a single time without requiring meme language written by other men? why would you want to always be posting like a faggot?
>>558814509He’s br*wn they work in mysterious ways
>>558816819You are brown and living in a Nordic world. You lost.
>>558813961This triggered him HARD. Thanks for revealing the truth via his asshurt response.
>losing to ED CaligoIs spamming charged heavies that hard?
>>558815058what duo? i havent duod with tinpo in like 2 days>>558815214like randos randos?
Dead q
>>558815092Actual kino.
>>558817241I literally will own my homestead in trøndelag next summer and will start a nordic family with my very nordic husband you're the one roleplaying in memes for pedophiles
>>558818274I love girls
>>558817241>>558817105hey you didn't censor br*wn in your second 90 second auto-reply just a friendly reminder to remember next time
Are we unironically alt f4ing to get on stream
>get +72% charged sorceries>its normal balancers>start casting charge spell once>grab sound from off screenfuck you, i wanted giga balancersgg birds
>>558818365I fuckin knew you were scandinavian
Good night, /erg/, I hate women. I should remake this in Elden Ring, but I don't yet know how.
>>558819185I like women :)
>>558819251Based
>>558819185terrible dsjeet webm
>>558819027
>>558819459don't look at me with that tone of voice
>>558818549>so mindbroken it NEEDS to be the same person>>558818365>foid babble post-conquered by Nord maleMany such cases.
>>558818549Because the first post isn’t me, schizotard
>>558818365Vocaroo anon is a viking princess...
>>558819459>>558819587Cutie.>>558818365>I literally will own my homestead in trøndelag next summer and will start a nordic family with my very nordic husbandEvidence?
queue up stormcloaks
>>558819807She's also a dumb bitch that shits on her own ethnicity, many such cases from leftist foids
>>558820516sorry i joined the imperials
>>558820516SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
feed me starlight shards.
>>558821258*unzips*
>>558821258Be careful, this is what happens when you overfeed your Revenant
>>558820516>>558821019>>558821153I never did do the civil war quest line it just seemed gay and lame to me I preferred doing my own thing
Zorfat do viewer games tonight prove you're not trah
Did you two have a zero damage pact or something
test
>>558823294i could've bought the halo slop from the shop but my fists had double sleep and i wanted to try it
>>558823294You also did zpds shitcluse
>>558823302Congrats, you aren’t banned. Although you almost certainly should be.
>>558814472Not even the chinks I play with make the game lag this badly, what's going on
>>558823294exejeets are zpds
>has 2 million murk>more than that when you consider selling all the trash you'd get while rolling relics >can't even roll relics for more than a minute without his ADHD riddled mind tabbing outand we're supposed to believe trish got his relics legit
>>558815092He sounds so miserable in most of his videos why is he still playing that shit PvP, Nightreign streams have decent viewcounts
>>558823718even doe theres thousands of us
>>558823942Rolling gatcha is mind numbing, im sitting on 5 million and I cannot be fucked to bother.
>>558823942>>558824353I found a chinese mod that auto grinds for you based on what lines you want, although i had to delete the code that gives you infinite murk (typical chinks)
>>558823942I spent like 3 million murk over the course of like a week and got like 10 "good" relics, I honestly can't fault people for cheating anymore, this system is unjustifiably bad
>>558791581Weird socially awkward copetard post
sludge trying not to grief with recluse challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>558824615so do you cheat in your relics?
bg
>>558825235Hardly my fault, I got cross mapped by lightning while another was targeting me. I dunno why Trish ulted at the start
>dsgwon>fsgwon>nrgwon>erogewon>bangladeshwon>trishwon>erglost
sorry, i was tabbed out at the beginninggg honse
>>558825351>Why would trish use duchess ult to turn a 3 death knights fight into 1 death knights That part wasn't his fault although trish played like shit and was dying to pre fight basic headless knightsRecluse ult did nothing but break the stealth and you're notorious for being shit with recluse and her ult despite how much you play you somehow never learn and argue you didn't do anything wrong every time
>>558824615100% chance you murked 200 relics that are kino in builds you don't think about like 2stat, 2arm, 3flail, 9skill, practice mode, or matador
>>558825964>Using flails ever
trish, mellow and gremlin all dressed up as duchess…
>>558825235>zdps exejeet seehe cinema
>>558825516Said no one. Ever.
>>558825598Yet you won’t criticise pidf for not tapping r1 and stunlocking the deathkngints, or for downing twice or Trish for not saving ult for when something like one of us going down happened or backstabbing any of the knights but me for creating extra damage for enemies who can’t see us and getting cross mapped by having two switch aggro on my in sync
>guys I can spam rivers of blood twice as much>then I can spam some more because recluse can regen FP>never mind that it has the same opportunity cost, does 1/3rd of the damage, and I have no arcane to make the bleed do reasonable damage beyond the first status buildup
>>558826080NTA. Kinda sad they suck so much. No one even uses them on challenge runs. I’ve seen more steering wheel or guitar playthroughs than flail playthroughs.
>>558826205;)
>>558826207I wasn't paying attention to piqf but see the guy above they're a zdps exe and if they can't counter death knights then what're they good for.Duchess does not save ult on death knights, she uses it as soon as the fight starts. That is protocol and you griefed it with your dog shit recluse ult that does fuck all. If anyone should be saving their ult for resing it's you since recluse can't res properly without it.Stop using recluse ults and stop playing melee recluse it's block tier bad.
If all the attack up and improved up stuff has diminishing returns, would I get the most out of getting one of each? Instead of stacking magic attack +4, for example.
>>558826541negation has diminishing returns not attack boosts
>3 duchess have a perfect death knights fight by spamming ultssludgesisters not like this...
>>558826541>>558826615I dont think anything has diminishing returns, other than successive effects being harder to buildup.
6am? Yes. Saturday? Yes. Time to get on nightreign and play all day with my brothers of erg.
>>558826804i meant mathematically negation literally does. not that its a thing you should ever account for.
>>558826810please carry me I suck
>>558826517I’ve used my ult plenty of times before at the start of death knights and it’s been easy. I got crossmapped my two aggro switching in sync. Duchess saving ult for when things go wrong is more useful. Pidf should know he can stun lock the death knight by tapping r1. Sorry for losing to dreg once in like 50 odd fights ba him
>>558826810where the heck in the world is it 6 AM
>>558826964Piqf is B-tier and trish is Z-tier so losing isn't a fault but every game I've played with you where you play recluse you'll use that shit ult in the middle of an invader camp and aggro everything. You have no desire to correct your dogshit plays and you will argue every time you didn't do anything wrong when you're solely responsible for causing chaos by mass aggroing.
>>558794750The long delayed Tarnished edition has four armor sets, four weapons, four spells. It has been delayed until late this year because the can’t get the switch port working
>Piqf is B tierHoly shit you might downgrade my ass to Manta tier but piqf is not B tier at all.
>>558824138PvPcels need to shit out a ton of videos to reach their quota. Meanwhile, a literal who will get 30k views for copying a Blasphemous Blade build from fextra.
>>558827114you don't want to know
>>558827196most obvious threadshitter who doesn't play the game award
>>558827274playing melee recluse makes you below manta tier, v-tier for venemous tier, especially when you call it quality with only 12 strength lmfaooomaybe you should get good at the game before doing big chungus reddit builds
>>558827532I'm not sludge kek
>>558827114Pakistan. Stay far away from queue when that poster is playing.
>>558827196Writing essays and obsessing about my performance is a bit weird. Just block me if you’re this annoyed
>>558824138It’s because he doesn’t know how to play. He has some technical skill but doesn’t have any strategy. When he encounters 3 players he generally just gets in the middle and then his brain shuts off because it doesn’t go his way. He must learn to observe and be patient. If he can’t be patient he needs to recognize an unwinnable fight, and sever.
>>558827897Very much this. Pakis aren't civilized like Indians.
>shits up games with diet zorban builds>gets complaints>Y-YOU'RE O-OBSESSED
uee im so happy i can give my sisters an acitivty so we can all have fun together...
>>558827897I set my clock radio to go off early so i could do chores before playing with you guys. It’s Friday for you. Join.
>>558826964why would duchess save her ult for death knights? its most useful at the start since it lets you burst down a knight - one stunlocks with a backstab and the others gank it - or just backstabbing all 3 safelysaving her ult for a 2 or 3 bar revive is just asking for a wipe
not a single full hp negation in sight on that one
>>558828138Who complained? Cite the run and teammate. Or else I'm filing this one under ydptg.
gg dreggy who needs full hp negation anyways
>>558823942I have so many relics (at least 1000 of them are manually favorited and sorted) that I don't really need to do much gacha I can practically do every build, just looking for certain specific relics
does recluse ult even increase damage taken?
>>558829335No, I think free heal and free fp is already enough?
>>558829335>>558829408Doesn't the game literally say it does?
>>558829107gg triple duchy is legit, i like how we all have the restage muscle memory
>>558829535Fromsoft should stick to black hair. Looks better than blonde and silver.
>>558829335about 15% for physical and magical dmg
the dawgs
>>558828803I prefer saving ults that can save bad situations for when there is a bad situation. Recluse and undertaker ults don’t really do anything but revive a single bar which is never too hard. Maybe it’s just personal preference or maybe it just me being annoyed at being blamed for that loss I dunno
>>558829335Yes, enemies with the debuff take more damage, and if the recluse has the relic she deals more damage from a buff on herself as well.
Why do Ironeyes love stealing the fucking millicent prosthesis and winged insignia talismans? They don't proc with bows don't they? This happens even in D5
>play 1 (one) game as melee recluse>defend it (ironically) in thread>watch people bitch about melee recluses in their games for the next 3 business days
>>558830968Why do Ironeyes cancel balancer riposte animations with their fucking 100 plinking arrows or mark?? Shit can literally get you killed.
>>558830984>melee recluseIt's not melee recluse. it's balancerslop recluse. big difference.
>>558830984I’m not even defending it. I’ve said it’s not great, I just kinda enjoy it
>>558831085Play ironeye and you will understand why it happens
>>558831226>play ironeyenever.And it happens because your dumbass isn't paying attention. If you see someone parry a balancer don't cancel it so they immediately get to start sperging again. How is that hard?
>>558831337me see enemy, me shoot
>>558830984>Dung Eater, one of the characters that appears in the intro is just a shitty sidequest that ends with a shitty NPC battle in the middle of a lake or something and his "ending" is just the regular ending slideshow but brownGod, vanilla ER makes me sick
>>558829094>>558828434>>558827909>>558831190You’re really cute so I’m taking your side in all of this :3
>>558831337R1R1R1R1R1R1R1
>>558831337>>558831438>>558831705>"I don't play the game"
>>558831471the real traversty is that the only crucible ending is vile shitrape man wanting everyone to be hereditarily vile and rapedhow the fuck do you go from godfrey and the crucible knights to that?
https://vocaroo.com/1fDE1EDCOELx
>>558832452you're so fucking dumb
>>558832452>>558832765To go even more retarded and beyond!
>>558832452omg a woman you are beautiful and have a lovely voiceI cherish you and want to send you $10,000 just cause do you have venmo/cashapp
>>558832452Ma'am this is a troon only zone, I'm gonna have to ask you to prove that you're a troon or keep moving.
>>558830503yeah that was my bad iwth the death knights sorry, i shouldn'tve died at the start i could've bursted one down while my ulti was still up
>>558772741> Most PVE NPCs have unfair wakeup attacks.> But Malenia is unfair because she “instablocks” or “breaks hitstun in a totally unfair way.”People complain about everything in this game. Not only is Haligtree one of the most optional and confusing dungeons in the game, showing how hidden it was, but you'll also be overleveled to fight the Blade of Miquella. It's just a skill issue, and From should stop catering to bitches.
gg augur epic amazing boss
I just reached d4 after ~40 games with randoms and it kinda felt a bit too easy and it's giving me major impostor syndrome. I'm still not that good with routing and still make stupid mistakes during day bosses and even nightlords. just want to play with you guys but I don't really want to be a queue nuisance.
>>558833569gg jelly
>>558833673uoh its u 2, cvte...
>>558833585unless you complain or throw a melty in the thread, i don't think anyone would really care.
>>558833673Real picture of Gremlin and Mellow...
>>55883358590% of /erg/ would be hardstuck D3 without pw cheating you're fine
>>558833910hey watch it do you have a license for those trvkes?
>>558832452Probably Fulghor
>>558833384>I have no personality and I must larp
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 soz for reposto but queue up saaaars, REEDEEM THE QUEUE SAAR BEHENCHOD BOSDIWALA
>>558834262his personality is being annoying
>>558834331There is nothing wrong with being annoying
>>558834262what does that even mean in this context saaar
>>558834505there are a lot of things wrong with it
>>558834689Nope it's fine. It says so right here in this post.
>>558834551>>558834505Shut the fuck up.
>>558834319send in the zorbjeet
>>558833819that's not really my style. I guess I'll make sure I truly deserve to be in d4 and maybe muster the courage to join, thanks.
is blackguard big boggart actually based? some lady asked me to get her necklace back or something but the dude is just chillng and cooking prawns
>>558835380Stealing is not based
>>558831471>vanilla ERPretty much. Shit is so ass.
>>558833338>troon only zoneyou want /dsg/ for that (rest in piss)>>558834551>>558834505keep talking
>>558832245sorry pal, gotta subvert them expectations
>>558835478Rya isn't in her right mind, she could have given Boggart that necklace and then pulled a #MeToo for all you know.
I'm convinced anyone who plays with Manta gets a mental debuff when they hear her voice and treats her like a retarded kitten they have to take care of so when she gets 3-bar'd they try and revive her and end up throwing the run.
>>558835796Ah yes the emperor and king of misery porn media.
>>558836689I was like that with Madison, but I never heard her voice
>>558836260don't be retarded, Boggart admits to stealing it, you should play the game so you can talk with me about it it's a fun game
>>558836689I mean that's part of the reason they don't use mixed soldier squads. Men end up doing dumb shit to protect the women. Manta is like a cute flopping fish on the ground, people just want to pick her up and put her back in the water.
>>558836689I get an erection when I hear her voice
>>558833338>>558833108>>558832924>>558832765https://vocaroo.com/1deQFe1JoK0a
>>558826080family heads is based you take that back
>>558837083you sound like you're masturbating as you record that>>558837267flails are shit but family heads is neat because it's a dex/int weapon
>>558837351that's gross and makes no sense lol
finally completed the DLCwhat a dumpster Radahn turned out to begetting real tired of eyeraping aoeslop give me back actually fun unckino bosses like Ludwig
>>558837553the way you breathe and speak quietly makes it seem as if you're trying to suppress a moan
gg normie women
>>558837883do you have this perspective because of observing bad porn acting or something? only that makes sense to me
>>558837923Oh I found grafted in one of those fucking chests by the way up the boss in villages lol... insane
>>558838080when's the last time your husband gave you a good fucking?
>>558837589you mean like old king allant because ludwig is already past the turning point
>>558836689I don't know who this is
>>558838376thank kind of conversation is not for little virgin ergy ears!
>>558838721stop being an attention whore if you don't want this kind of attentionnow tell us about the last time you had sex
>>558837553>>558838080It's because you have a very breathy and soft spoken way of speaking, which is usually considered seductive. Boys are going to jump to mental conclusions when they hear you speak.
Will we get a patch to nerf relic stacking?
>>558839226I didn't want attention I wanted discussion which you ignored because you think with your penis!
>>558838558Ludwig is slow as fuck what are you talking about
>>558839450posting a vocaroo instead of just asking in text like a normal anon is attention whoring >>558839228trooncake here hit the nail on the head desu
>>558839407N-no
>>558837267L2 stick
They're not doing anymore patches
gg fish i wonder why practice unblocked me for like the 5th time
>>558839608I think this is the first time you haven't been mean to me.
>>558835796two faggot retards who can’t write>>558836260don’t be dumb rya is a pure cutie not a lecherous whore
>>558837883No that anon has zero lung capacity. Probably barely talks and has never exercised. The low volume being produced is actually unnaturally loud voice projection compared to her default. Accent is weird. It’s hard to place because of the lack of natural volume. Alternatively, that’s a XY Chromosome skinwalker with vocal cord surgery and vocal therapy. It’s just that the result is not good so I would assume the neck chop shop would have better results. I’m not worldly so I don’t know accents. Best guess is English is third language. French being the second, and some sort of SEA as original.
>>558836816That’s a great way of putting it. Just a cute, floundering manta…
>>558837589That’s pretty much the consensus yeah they shat the bed hard with him
>>558842961I just think she's retarded. It's not that deep
>trish with the double balancer halo slopget off the password faggot
gg dinosaur
greatshield meta went pretty well desufinally... I've been carried to d5
>>558843418Some cute erg girls play broken builds like beast rev too but I don't see anyone complain
>trish having the most broken build in the game and using 3 duchess ults with the attack up buff and still can't solo a black knife assassinif you laugh...>>558843665beast claw rev doesn't turn nightlords into 20s fightsdon't compare them
>>558843418Im not using dormant so its fair game
>>558843418>>558843665>>558843856trish is a ditzy bimbo, she gets to use strong builds
>>558843909shut the fuck up trash
>>558843923I literally got lost earlier in the wrong fort where i thought my team was...
>>558843856>making fights shorter is le bad akshually
god, these learn from RVC fuckers suck so much ass
>>558843985s-sorry anon sama
Melee recluse won some more, probably not ideal ult usage but we can do deep dives over the next couple of days
>>558841957no, I've definitely been nice to you before. never called you trooncake before though
>>558845257ggs I like it when you ulti and I can just spam WA
>>558845257>halo slop duchess on your teamyou didn't beat the game
the rules say if it just randomly drops without dormant you can use it, it's in the erg cookbook
>>558845392Oh I mistook you for that other anon. Well yay, thank you for nice <3
no it doesn't halo slop is halo slop
ill halo your slop dude
>>558841736datamined weapon ids say otherwise
q uppies
>>558841736When they stop rotating Everdarks it will be over>>558845990Those are placeholders bro
>>558846190why add placeholders with the last patch
>>558846341Those have always been there
>>558846341to own the kikes
>>558845990that was a reddit post and it was literally just fake anon the weapon IDs didnt coincidece and it as only like 40 and SOTE has like 100 weapons
>>558845531>didn't beat the boss while blindfolded, handcuffed and jelqingyou didn't beat the game
Learn from RVC
>>558846341>>558845990Let it go. It’s over. The fun has been had.
my back is itchy and I don't have a girl to scratch it
>>558847563Watch RVC. Learn from RVC. Pray to RVC.
>>558824850don't reply twice and don't describe yourself retard
why does /erg/ attract foids
>>558847849Nightreign did. Girls love coop games where they get to pick characters. Elden Ring is too complicated.
>>558847849Girls love girls
if the queue doesn't >proc in five minutes I'm gonna go back to Nioh
>>558848251im coming!!!
what was the first instance of "proc"everquest?
>>558848251epic attention begging post avatartroon xister
i think im blocked!!!its not even 2/3!!!
>>558848120what is that supposed to mean
>>558847849name 10 foids
>>558848024but i like elden ring better and i think the relics are more complicated to understand
>>558848251ender unblock me please I beg you ill be good goddess
>>558848885in real life?
gg bugs, making us run for it.
>>558849550You’re a man who likes wearing dresses. That’s different.
gg insects
>>558848885My mom, my aunt, my other aunt, Jackie Chan
>>558848885(you) x10
>>558850380
>>558850380I have 3 aunts
>>558850667Proof?
queue up please
>>558850775I don't know how I would provide proof of it, and even if I could, I wouldn't
just got 1 shot by an invaders miquella light from a mile awaymaybe gonna go back to seamless coop
>>558830157Said no one ever.
gg zamor hero
>>558851118Shut up brown tourist
>>558851807you dont mean that
>>558843390Wow talka about being BUILT from the groun up for bee double U cee!
>>558852037post hand
>>558848251creepy... Also, Nioh 3 sucks gets some taste
@terr obsessed schizo buddy i got a prime target for you he's right here >>558852094
>>558852281Said no one ever
>>558852979Said actual fans of the series acually, it's the weakest entry. Least obvious Nioh 2 newfag.
Is the Gaius boss fight bugged? He's not really hard, since he's weak to Holy, but several of his attacks seem to deal varying amounts of damage, and i'm not sure if it's always intentional.
>>558853158Everything functions as intended
>>558853158His boar attacks did double damage during launch which i thought they fixed so idk
>>558853158lmao
>>558853158No, it's dogshit by design
Is the Radahn fight bugged? I can't seem to have a turn to do anything.....
>>558853735Ah I see the issue, you're playing a spellcaster in the DLC, that's not allowed by the laws of the world
>>558853158From what I could tell, several of his attacks dealt double damage sometimes, and the only one that really felt int intentional is the Boar Charge, where it's consistently dependent on whether you get hit by the front half of the Boar or not.
>>558853984fym, spells turbocheese 95% of the DLC, just like the main game
sorry i jobbed
lmao i got clipped by the arrows
gg i pivoted so i couldn't roll, epic mechanic, let's have the characters run at breakneck speed but god forbid they turn a certain angle
>>558854109proofs?
me when gransax spear (dogshit weapon)
>>558854343lmao 1 spear is actually like the most dissapointing shit ever yeah
>>558853735No it’s just not a fun fight. But you are trying to distance yourself from him. He has about a dozen different gap closing attacks with lengthy follow up attack chains. You’re better off staying within melee range as his gap closers are worse than anything else. You’re going to have a tough time as a spell caster setting up a window to cast a spell. My only recommendation for you is parry.
drinking again
also nice to see you nyanderson we hadnt played in a while
>>558854814fake
>>558854814aieeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>558854814
>>558854814giwtwm
>>558854814oh nononono watch him switch back to double balancer halo scythe duchess since he obviously can't handle any build that requires skill
>>558855269lmao truth, also my crutch is moonveil its basically same thing
>>558855340whore
>>558855397slut x1000
>>558854814>tags: stomach bulge, ryona, NTR, guro, all the way through, cumflation, horse
>>558855528NTR lmao we're not dating
>>558855218what
>>558854814>bwehhh, banderson, trish>losing to horse in 2026
>>558855742Don't reply to me, trash.
>>558854814Hnnnng showered Fulghor....
>>558854814>trish bwehhh both 3bar>banderson probably 3bar tooerg has fallen....
>>558856636banderson was one bar...
I wish one of the better anons would stream, but it's only the Z-tier shitters who are desperate for attention that are doing it...Please shifty, save erg
>>558856873you get what you deserve. if you want something well done do it yourself
>>558856427wtf hawt
I want DLC weaponsI want Dragon character that has arcane strength focus with either dragon transformation or dragon summon abilityI want more different overworld bosses and more bosses in the night 1-2 poolAnd hmm more relic variations and map seed variations cause why the fuck not
>>558856873Devil was thinking of streaming at some point
>>558857419I'm not interested in seeing duotroons play together especially one who cheats
>>558857576Why don't you stream?
>>558856873Why don't you stream?
>>558857576Oh nvm this guy woke up, morning
>>558857576immediately triggered xhim so hard xhe replied twice out of pure anger well done victory is yours
>>558856873this is why we need terr back
gg randos, he kneeled at me, u guys could learn a thing or two from him
>>558858431i dont think anyone else says "latinx" its like way too autistic
the united states of terr
>>558857650>You want to eat something?>Why not become a meal instead
gg bugs, wyld one
>>558858561You found yourself such a good foot stool.
>>558859539Oh you don't even play, boring
>>558859585Not now since I'm bored of current patch
>>558859573He was obedient too, would follow me around
>>558859870Cute puppy Wylder. Would pet.
queue up
>>558858561He's just apologizing for cheating on you with ciaran skin undertakers. Accept?
>>558860149CIaran diesnt doesnt even have the phat ass.. sad..
>>558857419God how hilariously boring would that be. Like watching a voyeur play the game
>>558826207if you are duchess ulted and do any attack they will go agressive and attack where they last heard you, you broke the stealth
please q
>>558862225Like have SOME accountability at least
this is the final erg thread say goodbye everyone for real this time
>>558826517>If anyone should be saving their ult for resing it's you since recluse can't res properly without it.lmao fucking retardi thought erg was supposed to be good at the game?
>thinks recluse is good at resingthank fuck you don't play with us
>>5588531092 > 3 > 1 No one considers 1 good except the DLC.
>>558858561If only he knew you were a homosexual
>>558862225>still on a melty 9 hours after I lostI already deeply apologised for my transgression of attacking the enemy, I’ll refrain from it going forward
>>558864629That's a different anon, likely trash
>>558863975>what is night comet>what is comet>what is stars of ruin>what is cannon of haima>what is shattering crystal>what is literally just carrying a melee weapon
>>558865645cannon yes, the rest of those I never res with
>>558865169>>558865169>>558865169
>>558865691nigger night comet literally comes for free with your staff of loss and it's arguably one of the best res spells, the fuck are you on?
>>558865732woah. calm down bro
>>558865645>dodge enemy attack>cast stars of ruin (1 bar of res)>enemy attacks me again>have to dodge and wait for an opportunity to cast SoR again >res bar has already started regenning so you need to cast a 3rd or 4th just to res a 2barnot even gonna go into your meme options
>>558865864yeah you're right i'm sorry
>>558865886literally the same happens to any other char when the heat is on them trying to rez a multi-bar, your point?
>>558866202casting a spell takes longer than using melee weapons and the punish windows you get often aren't long enough for a spellthis would apply to other spellcasters except duchess and revenant ults will revive 3bars
