>>558485535
i dont feel normal
the pathing in my poh is broken
kirrikipie you have st0ckys hair style and color
right well that image op posted has absolutely zero relevance to old school runescape
is that d3ks
up to my knees in fucking cow pat
>>558578639squeegee ass nigga stfu
what if we all made our own op and the best one wins
This is the real thread
What am I going to do with bottomless milk buckets of fully charged regular, milky mixture, choci milk, and hangover cure? But at the very leaast I'm sure it has progressed my account in some way.
>>558578708shes dead
>>558580271idk modern jagex is retarded blame mod arcane or something
Whats up with the tranny nigga trying to make a new name for osg. Did this faggot ass nigga get slimed out the cc by 2slime again?
>>558580626yeah, it's that one guy again who got kicked out and was pming new members trying to cause drama or some shit
>>558579050Did u get the slippers?
kind of want to fight the new cow boss but there's no point since im not f2p
>>558581465do it for the autism logs
>>558578335Youre just posting the reddit post
>>558581560honestly the pet doesn't even look that good but i do want the slippers.
need a phd to do ba
All my CC members are doing the cow boss. Honestly if im at the point where im excited over a f2p boss im probably going to quit this game
does anybody else feel like this should have a higher combat level
>>558581849i remember being able to get my fighter torso on 2011 scape back in the day as a kid but now i'm afraid of doing it again cause if i fuck up people are going to yell at me...
does anyone wanna watch the footy together and yap in vc while runeying i hope they body that monkey today
>>558582046level 92 was pretty high level back in 2006. if you were above 100 back in the day you would be just 1 tier below zezima in coolness
>>558582085yh
>>558582085i don't watch football which brazillian are you talking about
>>558582403
>>558582721why do we hate him, did he say some roggish things?
Should i barrows for my chaos runes i have a shadow but no chaos runes to upkeep it
>>558583057ironchud L, bondsissy W
Answer the question dipshit
jhndad Wtroon L
>>558578639Yeah what else is new in this shithole.
>>558582259rsn?
>>558583484just buy chaos runes from the store, what are you poor? ironsissy L LMFAO
leagues in 1 month and vampslop in 3 monthsit seems AI hasn't resulted in higher performance in the jagex engineers
I hate the direction OSRS has gone. Sailing has just taken away any motivation I had to play the game at all. It's over.
my hatred for sailing is gone, i don't really get why so many people hate it, i'm not even doing it.
oh wow new underscores
prepare for rollback bros
whats the bug with it i have one and want to abuse it
>>558583825jhnd
wtf only one month until legaues but I have not finished collecting energy yet
maybe a nice meal of spaghetti can help you generate energy
does gooning to kids reduce your stamina recovery or something or are you anemic
shes ace though
I hope they dont rollback my dmm profits because I can afford a zcb now
maybe youd have more energy if you didnt just smoke weed and play runescape all day
do you want my energy im not goign to do anything productive with it
depends on if it is clean energy or rwt energy
Okay, RuneScape 3 sucks ass, lol. I don't even know if there's anything else to say. Now I know why nobody plays this game.
>>558578081
why is the portal yellow and not orange
all my energy is clean
just chiselled 27x3 jades perfectly
is anyone going to match my freak?
d3k do the cat trend
wow this is actually nice. good job jagex
I look awesome
jarvis how do i kill my attraction to someone in a 7 step plan make no mistakes
that just makes it worse for me
>>558589885ew
thats gross but not good enough
everybody poops
finally a boss for players as bad as me
they should do it in front of me haha
>Bottomless milk bucket can't hold cheeseWell, there goes the one hyper-niche use case I could think for the thing.
ok jarvis well thanks for nothing
well duh its not called the bottomless cheese bucket is it
my favourite video on x the everything app is age restricted and i cant see it this fucking sucks
can you link it i dont live it a wokey paradise i could catbox it for you
https://x.com/slime_machine/status/1591129152228581376its this
should i pirate nioh 3
oh nvm i thought it would have been something steamy not some skinnyfat nerds im not saving that sry
i cant see cause im not signed in
i clicked on that link and my x account logged out and i cant log back in
you can just watch it on xcancel sis
>streamers are such bored losers they begged jagex for a hard mode version of the cow because of some autistic pet project during the winter summitgrim
what is xcancel
lol based
its an anonymous way to browse x the everything app you just replace the url with xcancel
if i was the principality of zeon im dropping the colony on australia 100% of the time
do you think there are people who have trouble with the cow boss
what is this bit
i am runescape's pagliacci
is that a new pasta shape
australia is a nice place to be in a colony
what should i do in runescape
party at the frozen waste plateau
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1j0cbko/sae_bae_driving_while_continously_looking_at_chat/
what if you kept me company in vc while i watched scary videos
why are these guys marching
>>558594369i thought the same thing but then i did my infernal cape in about 42 days after finishing my cg grind
john dad won even st0ck got gaped in the dadcord
umm it's not rape if he begged for it.
i'm 15-0 against the bull boss.
wordle in 2 folks
only 16 snapegrass harvest L
can we not be weird and creepy for one friggin day
the latest veritasium video has an audio interview with richard stallman he sounds like such a loser omg
now that the dust has settled: is demon brutus the hardest boss in the game?
how do you fight demon brutus
ow my knee hurts is it because i turned into an unc this year do you think
ok now that ive abused it as much as i can you can buy cow slippers for 20k each and give them to death for 105k credit
i cant do that as my toon cannot buy things off of the grand exchange
my toon cant buy things from ge either we have so much in common aha
>>558597963damn immma do this for my main before it gets nerfed
does anyone know when the new quest is gonna be on quest helper i cant do it until its on there
can someone buy me 200 pairs of cow slippers ill pay 25k each
milkzy...
does anyone want to milk the cow boss with me
what if we recollected energy with a meriitoa
where did the players with 200m all get their gp back in the day when we didn't have bosses jizzing 30m an hour? herb was like 20gp/xp
they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and worked hard
they sold items to a shop in karamja
suomi got banned for something so they just cheated
is it true that generally the price of goods is tied to the value of girlinor points and supplies for leveling rise as bosses give more gold
im not sure i just use my rsbfs gp when i need to buy something
>meriitoa
i cant relate ive never died to zebak
she was lagging leave her alone
isnt that the other guys fault for messing up the first jug
This update is pure slop man
seeing all these high lvl bondies all geared up at cow boss is giving me the ick
stop spoilering the slop status i havent had time to do the cow yet
ate too many babybels and got bubble gut gjg
its not slop because i like it
when did i become such a half assed piece of shit
we did it reddit!
just beasted 2 supercomposts from an earth impling
i started half assing when i was 14 and never recovered
oh no
lazy bitch
>>558591321>>558591424>>558591480>>558591504>>558591623>>558593271>>558593351>>558593715>>558594117what does any of this have to do with runescape?
im not any of those this time
holy lol
*in ugly ass janny wannabe voice* erm what does this have to do with runescape
>>558597089>>558597298>>558597378>>558597625>>558597717>>558597753>>558597772runescape?
>>558599363ain't no way this punk ass yt boy has a tbow but doesnt know how to roll a jug
get smoked
>>558600840was hoping mod north would be can this jmod
>>558601190holy esl
i feel like i didnt accomplish a damn thing
>>558601271sorry we ran out of plausible deniability for our semen fetish content so the quest is over now
>>558601237whats esl
ok bye
can we talk about how boring it is to get to 87 wc yet i must do it so that i can chop a redwood log so that i can make the perfected queztal whistle so that i can make teh infinite queztal whistle
girl you also need a kajillion hunter meats the log is the least of your worries
not much to say about that
whats a pretzel whistle do
transports you to the pretzel guild
we dont have that guild on f2p
Buy dmm scroll or wait eons for it to maybe increase in price?
>>558599363TFTI (tranny forgot to invite)
whats the next big thing that i can get in at the ground floor of right now
deironing
hunter meat and those sunray block highlights in your hair
so basically i click on dairy cow then afk forever?
>>558599363omg
me on the right
why didnt we get the milking skill from this quest miss pure noise must be rolling in her grave
im sick of your disgusting images
>>558602549eat shit
this entire cow situation is clearly directly inspired by miss pure noise yet shell never get the credit she deserves from plaigarist bastard corporation jagex
milk truk just arrived
do you think 62 charges is enough for the milk bucket im getting bored
man im almost out of zammy wines i have to go back to calvarion
im not a "man" im a girl
i think 0 charges is enough for the milk bucket because its useless it literally has no use
gay little turnip event should be removed from forestry
>>558602895Uh oh raggy a trannysawus wex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad2EPvNrYE8UP
>>558600840those are all bangers
banger i barely know her
Bit of background, because I can actually absolutely see how we got here, and I think it'll actually be interesting without inherently being a "blame Jagex" moment. The title is your first hint.I recently started a new chunk account (not YouTube bait, I don't even have a channel!), with a start in the Jolly Boar Inn. As part of my chunk, I have been hunting a 1/128 steel mace. I've also gone over five hundred kills without receiving it, so it's been nearly a hundred hours just hanging out in the inn, (badly) flinching black knights and praying for Leo randoms.All in the last two weeks, because I have a problem."Who would do that??," you would be so very justified in asking. Well. It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Yes, I also enjoy Power Wash Simulator, and my parents did have me tested (results inconclusive).I've appealed and all (this is not the appeal, did it the proper way!), and I expect it'll be quashed without real fanfare once a person lays eyes on it. From my end, it makes sense that my account was flagged––genuinely, who would do this? Well, other than me. This really is a case of a flesh-and-blood person doing more or less exactly what the system is designed to prevent.Wish me luck on the mace drop once I get back in game!
i saw that one lol
So how did today's update influence the F2P UIM meta?>boss drops noted raw meat for stored cooking XP>New BiS for the shield slot>No-cooldown teleports to lumby with the amulet
the only f2p uim here cant gain combat xp
Is it true in the new quest you literally drink bull cum and there's a cuck chair in the boss instance?
i have a f2p uim but i didnt want to log back in because the cow slippers are a members item so the update is sort of useless to me also i already have the mole slippers so it would have been a wasted inventory space anyways because the cow slippers arent as cute
>>558604804yes and yes
>>558604489does not drop noted meat in f2prest are true
do you think itswill will come back for the cow boss
i think itswont
can i use a 2nd mooletta for anythin
>>558605330pity lol
what the fuck, this cow boss is insanely broken for beginner clues in f2p
literally gay retarded and a n*gger if you're not blasting your money into dragon crossbows rn
the vibes were way better in the troon thread i noticed
ok so why dont you go there then
>>558605380huge for the bondiepilled diapermaxxer
>>558605467go back
>>558605467you have to go back kirrikipie
i just keep moving forward
kiriikp is cute!!
d3ks keeps staying out late and she wont tell me where shes been
The new quest having the shit about drinking cum is so vile I'm about to just not have a quest cape. Mods whine about not offending anyone then add dialogue about fucking bull cum. Straight up forcing players to engage in literal cuckold fantasy shit and people on reddit are laughing and joking that they’re cucks. It’s seriously so fucking pathetic and spiritually cucked I can’t even put it into words. Fuck the faggot mod who wrote this script and every limp-wristed pussy at jagex who was in the chain of approval for this shit. Everyone involved in the creation of this slop and laughing about it is a pitiful faggot.
>>558605353thanks
i just space bar everything so i don't see anything
for me i like drinking cum and im thrilled to be able to say that while staying on topic
i have a chinese guy i am paying to do the quests for me so really its him drinking it not me and i dont care
i got some new shoes
gowers would never allow such a disgusting quest to be added
>>558606879congrats shenky
i got it
i have greenlogged the cow boss #clog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6A7WNA_rmUHOLY KINO
is the rsn frog toker taken
could you toke the toxic blowpipe
im taking my vitamin to those who also do so
dude zulrah scales lmao
>>558599363he truly did his best
what vitamins should i take any tips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPNqVZ7E_Tc
i want to get my inferno before i reach max melee stats
The cum quest is brilliant and disgusting and hilarious. I was laughing my ass off the whole way through. Felt like a true homage to classic RS humor.
you can 30min afk cooking now btw
right then getting up for a nother day of runey and shiteposting
>>558608678but cooking is already basically afk omg
a thread i posted on another board already got ignored...
throwing up and crying
going to watch a knights of the seven king, didn't watch the house of the dragons cause>black targaryensmaybe this one isnt gay and woke martin is my 2nd favorite jew behind gabe newell
me personally i read the book so
wow i was thinking about watching that too
do you wanna get chinese food and watch it at my poh
no not really
im an iron so i cant
okay well youre an ugly fat slut anyway so
very cool, jagex!
hey thats not nice
well that was fun
i dont like watching stuff with people
why is your game in 12 fps
>>558609935damn you live like this?
because i dont know what buttons to click in the encoder
whats for dinner then
pest control is dogshit, all the minigames are dogshit
st0ck loved casual pest control…
>>558610137mta is not that bad
thats literally one of the worst ones
keep st0cks cute little femboy name out of your mouth
it's pizza wednesday but this pie is so greasy luckily the cow boss is easy so i can wipe my hands while playing without worrying
>>558610487tfti
movie night on dadcord but we dont know what to watch
i just did a bunch of mta for the rune pouch and then for peaches and i found it quite unpleasant on the fingers
sis did you really do rune pouch before the peaches
sitting out dances on the wall
i wanted to be able to store the runes i was getting from gotr and it was still one of the cheaper unlocks
>>558609935every time i see this poh theme i cant believe how bad it looks
how do i get my deadman point
>>558611083log into 345 oncebut it will make you ineligible for playing in the 96+ final on saturday if you missed it
okay thank
ok rsn ick is 8b is that a pickup should i get the ick
can you give me the ick
does synth post here
TURN MY BONES INTO PEACHES
slorp out her bone marrow and replace it with the peace slime
qrd on kiriikp?
>>558611408is the rsn eck available too
just had girl corrupts straight girl erp with my ai chatbot
idk why are you asking me
>>558611762can i see
tinfoil chud L
>>558611690she got rune pouch from mta before peaches that tells you everything you need to know really
hmm i should change my rsn too
>>558612170omg anon one stab is enough you dont have to rub it in
whats so bad about that who gives a crap about peaches
yayoh wait i dont have the crafting to use it yet
you get points faster in the bone room if you can bone peaches thats why you unlock peaches first
need me a retarded rsgf
nothings ever good enough
>>558612381heyyyy
i burnt a lot of scythe charges on that cow today #thug
>>558611870no it leaks my erp name
got 300 pest points today
what compels bised out maxed niggas to be at pest control and barbarian assault, why would anyone even be here at over 100 combat
>>558612258shit wylder
>>558613218barb assault for the pet and diary idk why anyone would be at pc
>>558613246i played revenant pretty much exclusively
im not meriipu but ive finally discovered the joy of owlmoding
can you speak on that
just completed a quest: the ides of milk
>>558614703what were youre thoughts
my fyp is inundated with the cia guy
bane?
>>558614765mm yummy cum
whats the lore reason for brutus respawning wouldnt cassius not be butthurt since his bull cant die this shit doesnt make any damn sense
respawning isnt canon
i dont think you understand the implications of that statement
its weird that they made the bones do that
they did for obor and bryo tooi think they wanted a way to make f2p prayer training less cancer without making them useful for members
i miss my diesel jeans
what is a skeletons favorite snack
i miss being optimistic and hopeful for the future
i miss Meriipu
i just hit level 70 thief in case you were wondering
I got my first piece in one of my early bags which means at 250 I am almost 5x dry on my second piece wtf is this omg
ribs
jarvis explain what probability is as if i was 10
>>558615997explain why thats bad
me neither and im not even ace :/
>>558615875>>558615950
did the janny finally give up
it is a function from the sample space to the real numbers that satisfies kolmogorovs axioms
i also havent had sex in long for me its 9 years not trying to 1 up you just commiserating
hes literally posting right now if you cant tell which posts are his your ngmi
im neither i just dont know how to meet or talk to type bs
i have a question
>>558616624proceed
nows not really a good time...
jagex finally hosts something somewhere reasonableand its slop, i dont want to be blinded by all the bladies attending
wow bladees attending????????
my question is this how come i need house keys to rob the wealthy citizens in varlamore houses you know how you use the window to leave well why cant i simply use the window to enter as well
>the joke of the quest is drinking bull cumdid jagex really?
>>558616739its goign to be like when 100 gecs had a concert in minecraft
that question sucked im revoking your question asking privileges
>>558616753the nosy neighbour will see you climbing in the windowif you are climbing out it is already too late
wtf its a perfectly reasonable query
3 more days until membershit runs out and i can stop playing this dog shit and start playing an actual good game
we will never get a quest with writing on par one piercing note again
i dont do evil thieving methods like that i only do moral thieving training methods
theres nothing more moral than stealing from the rich
>>558617042you cant kill any of the kings in game
>>558617103https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Dagannoth_Kings
true, you cant kill me youre not skilled enough
imagine being an ardy knight how many hands will be all over you trying to get their piece
jarvis figure out a way to kill the cow without gaining any combat experience on a f2p uim skiller when when they correct their mistake
>>558617184can you kill any instanced boss without gaining combat exp? unless you can rendi your way
anyone want to duo brutus
rsn beybladee has killed brutus 17 times
im beating my worm rn sorry
your figures are out of date
uh oh john diddys pking again hide the gnome children
how many kills does rsn r1ver5 cu0m0 have
dadcord eat everything 3rd eye open we can see everything...
im doing pest control because wiki says its good and guide said it need a elite void to do barb assault
water yew doing in the gamewater yew listening to whilst playing the game
>>558618159>doingsclogging my bucket>listeningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9ctyQvPKKY
whenever john is here they talk about the game its weird
im not sure i forgot to note it down in the vault i think i did though
why is the eel girl a shooter to pm youd think theyd be natural rivals over d3ks
in canada the cow boss drops a bottomless milk bag
Anyone here beat the demon cow yet
i dont use x i dont fw elon
afk what
I wish more bara artists were into osrs. I want to see the player character suckling on a barafied brutus' "milk".
dummy lit
>>558620667>>558620929off topic posts according to the stupid bitch janny that doesnt even play this game
john dad is janning this thread he won so hard watch this post not get deleted because goat recognizes goat
>>558619839>>558620183erm what the heck? she was answering her cow boss question
he is so back
john can you please stop deleting dadcorder posts
third moolato obtained
remember to use your protect item prayer to avoid the 72 hour graveyard timer
i havent played in like 3 weeks im not even remotely prepared for the funny cow boss this is horrible
>>558622385you could close your eyes and not die on this boss
the cow quest really made chuds mad
everything makes chuds mad theyre an extremely emotional bunch
he was stealing milk i guess it spoiled or it tastes bad cause the cows werent happy or somethingor maybe in runey bulls can create milk like in minecraft
then why does it taste bad
>>558608678I might unironically do this.Cooking on my UIM was something I wasn't particularly looking forward to, because it would've been world hopping shit.
test
*napoleon dynamite voice* this one tastes like the cow got into the onion patch
the milk tastes bad because the bad vibes of the boy coy were stressing out the girl cows and souring the milk. as they explain in the quest you only get good milk from happy cows. i think thats quite clear im not sure all these chuds fancy that their toons are drinking cum
is that true that cant be true with factory farms locking cows in tiny cages all of the milk would be sour
they put sugar in it to sweeten it back up
omg
Just lost friends tbow and shadow in a trade scam…Title basically explains it. Haven’t played in a year, hopped on tonight randomly to gem mine and kill time. My IRL friend was on, we caught up, met at the GE he traded me his tbow and shadow for the flex. I thought I was trading him back but within 30 seconds of that first trade, someone account name changed and stood on top of him and I fell for it.. we got in discord and he’s being unreasonably understanding, and isn’t mad at me but its 100% my fault for falling for it and I feel so worthless. Reminded me why I don’t hop on the game anymore.
whyd the cow only have one udder anyways is that normal in girlinor not sure if anypony else read that line in the dialog i know a lot of you girls just spacebar
we dont have titles on 4 chan osg
>>558623312i could see d3ks falling for something like that ngl
i could see myself falling for something like that to be fair
gnomonkey sayed that cow boss is same difficulty as awakened leviathan
i only trade low value items to prevent myself from being tricked
i dont have any friends so i couldnt have that problem
>>558621673idk why mod norf hasn't fired thise faggot ass niggas they already did that one faggot jmod who was working on rs3
what if the eel girl lent me her tbow for fire cape but i lost it to a scam and then i ended up in debt to the eel girl and had to do whatever she said until i paid it back haha
for me i wouldnt have that happen as i dm my friends instead of yelling about billion dollar trades in public chat
will mod jed face jail time for his gp thievery place youre bets
id just report her for rwt and create a support ticket that i was conducting and independent sting operation and that this player gave me a tbow for money
you mean what if eel girl lent you johns tbow
what they arent saying is that they got scammed there are people that look for someone in rich gear talking to someone and they come up and are like if you trust trade those items to the other person ill give you money and theyre like yeah i trust that person and then as soon as that trade is made they name change a different account near by to a similar nametwo people with all of their brain power got scammed by one venezuelan
>>558623535It's not even as hard as awakened Duke
was mod jed really with rotjeets?
do you ever have a sneaking suspicion that would you have received a hard scroll box?
i had to drop another master clue i really should be banking my caskets but its hard what if theres 3rd age inside
not often
if i had a clue with 3rd age inside it wouldnt change anything for me
i just would never give my billion gp items to anyone ever for any reason and its not even from being paranoid, i just would never do it
it sounds like its because you have trust issues
i have trust issues but i have still lent billion gp items
i would trust a couple osgers with a mega but not most of you
would you trust me with a mega
yeah of course :)
oh thats good to know that you trust me i am the elon musk^jeff bezos of osg so i wouldnt ask to borrow anything but its nic eto know you trust me
i have crippling trust issues you cant get close enough to trade
a bit insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gur6sKEGtg
d333cay would you take me home
me or double ps4s
he rolls his own
theres been a rift at the crab for like 3 days now that wasnt fixed in eihter of the 2 updates
im gonna get 5k milk soon
wish we could fix the rift between us
the ball has been in your court for a while
i hope your not talking about me
these oceans are far between our hearts
the world is filled with lonely people too scared to make the first move
i made the first move and she made fun of me in front of the whole world
i wish forestry wasnt so cucked shit sucks ass to do
would you trust me with your 3a pickaxe
hey fellow chuds can you guys give me the safeword? i don't want to get pked by brother omar
which one
idk the last one one was boom boom but he might've changed it i don't watch the streams
maybe #2 or #3
how do you girls order your portal nexus teles
d3ks pretends she cant hear me when i say the safeword
i use the map
sources tell me that it has never been raped and it was consensually this whole time. why did d3ks lie?
im nodding off the makka lads
im osg till i rip
ill let you walk on me
i feel bad for 69, he seems like the kind of guy who i would probably befriend with if he wasn't so rachet and ghetto
evens i do a toa
pull a shadow for me would ya
investigating a rumor about a rare moonlight antelope
another on-topic post caught in the crossfire...
im done posting good night
i still think my toon (im a girl like i said here >>558631405) looks like michael jackson
>>558632794why did you post get deleted if you were talking about your runescape character thats so weird
i gotta say that im very satisfied with the quest speedrunning teleportit feels very good to use compared to the regular "draw a circle" oneim aware that its also a bit faster but just the idea of y0ur toon dashing around the world is very cool and feels great
has anyone gotten a kill faster than 00:01.20
>>558633074the circle teleport has been pure fantasy kino for like 20 years. fuck you
you are sitting your fat a$$ on the ground!it doesnt convey the idea of movementwhereas with the speedrunning one you fucking RUN
the new home teleports look cool but yeah the og one is just too soul to replace
well you aren't moving, you're teleporting, with magic
tag all youre posts itt if you have the balls
ive used the cow one since release
>>558633332i like moving more
today ive posted >>558631904>>558624969>>558604912>558600818>>558600225>>558598987>>558598186
oh i made one of them green on accident silly me
>>558629791>>558629652>>558629050>>558628804>>558628682>>558626390>>558626252none of my posts are about the game but theyre so good that they should stay up
>>558633346i have balls but what you're suggesting is stupid for me to do
nothing like a good uim getting pked to brighten my day
>>558615770me too
wow this general really is the same 5 tranny schizos talking to each other
theres probably like 7-10 of us
8 posts of 455 isnt that high of a percentage if you axe me
>>558634792im a guy
they should add sour plates to osrs
i have 3 separate personas and theire not similar either youd be surprised
i probably wouldnt be surprised at all
youd
i cant think of a single instance of mixed personas that would surprise me
john dad x papa michael x st0ck (pics and voice bought from fiver)
eel girl and shenky would surprise me but i think thats it
im satisfied being in love with a lie
>>558637303im not, honestly
>>558637946just dont ask questions and youll be fine
can you lyric vaguepost something cooler than kanye
osrs will require age verification in the uk now because of this quest
>>558638903have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches
just hit 92 slayer only 678k xp to go before I can finish the cheevies
what would it take for things to be quiet
that
kissing frogs? literal assaultdrinking bull cum? lmao classic jagex humor!!
>>558641843it's pretty obvious that those changes were made during Peak Woke and they don't want to invite the drama of reversing them
>>558621859you probably made other retarded off topic posts and these got caught in the crossfire, be a better poster next time
why is everyone saying its bull cum the quest doesn't say anything about it being bull cum
its just a joke its not that serious autistic bro
why are people making a big deal about it then
heres my thoughts on this as a self proclaimed games analyst - i wouldnt have a problem with it if the joke was written a by a chad man, thats fine but since its allegedly written by a dumb fuck woman im starting to have a problem with it
>>558626840this has been in the game since before sailing when they fucked with the renderer
runedle in 3, this was a satisfying guess brosafk salvage on the iron going for 2nd dragon barrel
sniffable brapper
osg is a molgoatkirby general sorry homomonkey enjoyers
Dropping 30m to the main.
>>558644010can I use your main to offload my dmm cosmetics and turn them into bonds?
do you actually drink bull semen in the new quest?
>>558644307yes please upvote it's so wholesome, it's made by a tranny mod who only contributed to pride events btw awesome!
ive 7 moofenders
30k agility xp day
>>558645737me as the girl
what the rucker
wow he really gave me an antelope task as my last task before 99 just to rub it in
are u foreal i really need to do totems til im 99 fletching? fuck this FAGGOT ASS GAME
why would you do totems to 99
>>558649521why do you NEED to bro
>>558649568>>558649827idk i just wanted to say faggot ass game
just gave my bank pink to a leprechaun
>stupid pointles whistle update just make recharging expensiveOkay.
need some bank pink rn fr
are they all natty? mirin
i keep getting half sneezes stuck in my nose fuck my baka runey life
the cow pet makes me so angry because it's a unique modelall bosses should have unique cuter models for their pets not the literal fucking boss model, why is it only with this motherfucker
Is this general for OSRS or the rs07 private server?
>>558651115This is the general for mentally ill
Oh my god, I just died and wiped my deathbank.I don't know how I will ever recover from this.
>>558651115osrs
They added tax to the GE? Is flipping even worth for items under like 1k
flipping is a stupid bondie baby diaper shart thing so idk
>>558652159It's percentage based so it doesn't matter, you can still make a profit and you'll be doing your part to fight inflationwith around an 80m cash stack you can make ~1-2m a night doing overnights, just do herb runs passively until you get there
merching is the only reason i keep playing
meh once you get 10b there's literally no incentive to chase gp anymore, can insta buy new mega rares whenever they come out and there's literally no other use for it besides plat token number go bigger
i got the new silk for my 'erbsnow i cant see how many 'erbs are in my silklined 'erb sack since no plugin has updated it to listsim shaking and crying
>>558654484bonds, avoiding losing money to inflation
>Doing abyssal sire for combat achievementsWow, this is way less miserable than it used to be.Still not great, but I don't have an intense desire to stop playing the game.
anyone shop on 5.11?
>haha guys this new boss drops pets so easy!>currently on 2250 kc no petwell that was a fucking lie
tell eel girl i feel lonely when she holds me
what proberbilty means?
>>558656061I hear he's actually quite fun if you use the "new" demonbane weapons on the vents
>>558656709the pets fucking disgusting why are you grinding for that slop, if you didn't get it in 100kc just move on
>>558657182Yeah, I've been using both the emberlight and scorching bow (with bronze arrows).
>>558657627well i like it so fuck you
>>558657646Does arrow strength not matter?
>>558657843Yeah, it 1 hits the vent either way.Apparently using better arrow will help while hitting the boss while he's walking down, but I can't be bothered dealing with a cape switch.
crazy how this game is just single player ironmanefficiencytilemodescape and isnt fun compared to the actual game back in 2005-7
i had 3 superiors on my kurask task and now one on my aberrant tasksurely this will be the day i get the H E A R T
got my f2p defender on my f2p hcim in 5kche dies faster than hill giants and gives more than double the prayer xp
okay i got my fletching knife
what brutus is really a gamechanger for is getting 600 beginner clues
its not cum the quest explicitly points out it's spoiled milk because the bull is scaring all the cows and making them unhappy
it would have been funnier if he had been "milking" the bull but i guess this is ostensibly a game for children so w/e
>>558659060no my toon tasted it and it was definitely bull cum
btw brutus is the first npc with a visible dick
>>558659060The guy that owns Brutus doesn't have any cowsBut he does have one bullThe "milk" in the vial you get comes from said quest NPC (which he plans to compete with the real milk maid)The only possible explanation is that he is feeding you bull milk you fucking idiot.
why does the awakened one only drop slippers and nothing else
We actually won mod north Wasmongold Wchuds Wjohn dad Wst0ck Ljaytroonie L
is it weird to go to bible study by yourself
when yank osrs creators get invited to jagex
>>558660730unc outfit with the rog shoes is such a retarded look
>>558659780He implies he's stealing milk from the cows.
so why does brutus exist go on
>Do slayer>Go kill vetion in lvl 35 wilderness>Ok just 3>drop in and get a few hits in>Instantly killed for 32kThis is why nobody likes pkers and pking in this game. How the fuck am I instantly found the second I hit the boss, I have the wilderness alarm thing/swapped worlds so nobody saw me.
for you to drink THE BBZ (big bvll zock) semen
>>558661003Brutus makes the cow's milk taste bad, which is the "weird taste" Cassius was trying to make a selling point.This is all explicit in the dialog.
you didnt answer my question so
lol i just killed some retard at vetion in lvl 35 wilderness for 32kthe bitch didnt even fight back but they/them told me they/them would be whining about here so i came to say hello
>>558661275Brutus is a necessary step in Cassius' business plan of selling spoiled cow milk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LBYrDx_784
>>558661459whenever i see a wooden desk i don't know if it's the ugly looking yt dude or it's jaytroonie.
>new boss doesn't drop more bull cum vials:(
st0ck told me he drinks that shit with passion
>forgot to drop trick the milk samplemy account is RUINED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4-lfUHe1vk
are unsettled and settled the same person
brothers
>>558661221This doesn't make any sense, because then Seth's herd would also be producing nasty milk. The big tit milk bitch would realize that the nasty milk came from her cows. She wouldn't say that the nasty milk wouldn't be a competition to hers anyways. And it doesn't even make sense for a scared cow to make milk THAT nasty.
its a fantasy video game
>>558662671Seth was clearly manipulating you into killing Brutus because she knew the milk you had was stolen from her.This is all implied from the fact that she's more powerful and thus knowledgable on what's goin on than the Duke.
okay sorry for wanting a cohesive narrative in my fantasy video game quest
so we really had a transgender jmod who only worked on pride events during her 4 year tenure make a poorly written quest about drinking bull cum huh. and then that quest also randomly spawned wyvern shields
bongs arent people
im glad they made the new quest f2p so i can keep doing it im kinda addicted to the milk now iykwim
hey there's a new f2p quest, it's called my ass lmao
everyones done that already loose bitch
great now im bricked up
>>558660437what did they win
can isee
>>558663563my ass lmao
it's a humiliation ritual quest kind of like how when you see those white foreigners going to other countries and the people tell them that bull testicle is a delicacy but in reality it's banter and jokes
>>558663650>when they tell you the bull testicle is a delicacy as a joke and you love it
i got tricked into eating sweetbreads once i think that was a similar situation i didnt like it
i personally love organ meats
boy do i have a bite sized snack for you
i would love to nibble your kidneys
i can handle bull milk but kidneys are a bit weird sorry
my voice it didnt mean a thing
omfg
This changes everything.
smithing is the most dogshit useless skill in the game, rune platebody, an item even f2p can buy for cheap at an npc store, at level 99? is jagex trolling?
holy plugin aids
>>558669252preach king
average conversation on the dadcord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDjNcqQs1yM
chat we are 1.5k xp away from 99 hunter
if they did a smithing rework with the release of Wushanko and lowered levels for rune gear and added dragon ore and dragon katanas that would be fine with me
>>558669796I think we will just go get it in like 10 minutes no party or anything fancy like that it is what herbi would have wanted
>quit "forever" a month ago>already want to make a new account and experience the fun early/midgame againI need to stop this
tfti
what does tiftee mean
hunter more like munter lmao ugly bitch
>>558669252It being shitty and fairly useless for 95% of things is part of the charm of this game. Redditors trying to get it "modernised" are braindead retards.But it has a good amount of important uses, like the Zombie Axe, Belle's Folly, all those sorts of things they added. It's only 100% useless if you're a main
>>558671537>it being shitty and useless is the charmshut the fuck up retard
runedle in 2 btw
>>558671802t. one of those braindead, retarded redditorsIf you want to erase every little quirk and unique patch of roughness this game has, you are the problem.
shitty and useless just like your entire life, only your mom can see the charm
or if they added 120 skills with the Wushanko expansion that would be fine also
we did it thanks to everyone who showed up
okay well now im pissed off
i think jagex's recent approach of making a lot of good gear require you to smith it first is really good, they should keep doing that
they should just copy rs3 and add new tiered ores and gear thats good but not as good as dropped gear
was gonna bond up an alt and show up to say that this pmod groomed me for the screenshot but only one person showing up is already hell sad
first of my bloodline to be the last of my bloodline
same twin crazy to think that my peasant ancestors survived diseases wars and whatnot and here i am on a runescape thread wasting my life away getting 0 pussy
>>558670559you should be careful, dont cave. do you know the tale of sneeglius? legend tells that the man had both a regular account and and ironman at close to the highest total level. after an incident, specifics lost to time, he had the game masters permanently delete his data. sneeglius rejoiced, for he was free. life was good. but alas he fell into the trap of making a new ironman not even half a year later. what became of that account you ask? a few years later this one too is close to the highest possible total level
pussy is over rated
mf is named sneeglius
you probably don't have foreskin then
im sorry?
there are boob and ass and leg guys but no pussy guys curious
i eat for pleasure so
brutus after being milked dry by all the questies
>>558672781hey grats sorry i couldnt make it
>>558678164don tworry about it I was very last minute about the rsvp
alright time to go fuck that lumbridge bull (up)
what if the void creatures just want to co exist and make ethnic foods
just saw a photo of the person who made the milk quest and it all makes perfect sense now
I have read japanese cartoons with similar plotlines to the new milk quest
is the drama regarding this new quest real? do people actually care?
not a huge fan of some tranny's fetish shit being added to lumbridge personally
a large part of conservative ideology is not understanding and thus being terrified of jokes
lol the joke is cum ecks dee are you laughing yet
The joke is Britain and bongs existing, not for long though
ok that quest gets my sortof-kino and not slop stamp of approval
the paedo likes the barely disguised fetish content wow what a shocker next you'll tell me your 2tb drive labelled work isnt actually work related
personally im looking forward to the fart fetish quest (it's just a joke bro farts are funnee)
lets hear some of your highbrow humour
the joke is tranny and fags are gross that's why the court ruled y'all troon folxs can't groom children anymore
was that your attempt at humour because its just repeating words from /lgbt/
>>558682559want to know why girls call it the ick? its because they are missing my d
yes jaytroonies and faggot ass niggas are gross
I did not get that reading at all from the questreddit are peak spacebarrers so dont take their opinions on quests seriously at all
it's implied exactly as much as they could possibly get away with, the quest doesn't even make any sense if you just go by what the dialogue says
im excited for a sequel where we can perhaps find out more about the milks cabal
plapping my hawg right nowgonna keep doing it, even if jagex bans me
can we have a deepdive investigating the quest dialogue and our discussions to come to a conclusion
thats a really funny idea somebody should make that
is the script on the wiki yet
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Transcript:The_Ides_of_Milk
I havent tried sailing but I'm playing The Curse of Monkey Island and there was ship combat that looked like what I saw of Osrs's sailing which isn't muchBasically just the clunky turning and shooting a cannon, and moving faster when going in the same direction of the wind... idk maybe sailing isn't so bad but I cant just come back to a dying game that doesnt make senseCan you do The Rackson with a boat?
what should I ask them so as not to poison the discussion
how should i train 85-90 fletching
could you delete your reddit postit is very offensive to my delicate eyes
>>558683772did you really need to ask? valetotems with magic logs
>>558683740uhhhh that is a tricky one
>>558683908should i carve long bows before totems or carve them while running totems
omg yall seent that bone collector insect skinsuit caterpillar make that guy a new boss
>>558684283if you have log basket you carve between totemsif you don't have log basket you might as well prep the bows before doing totems since you are going to bank twice per full cycle anyways.
>>558684451are you autistic just wondering
>>558683619>>558684451>(upon defeating the bull)>Gillie Groats: I wonder if his aggression is why Cassius' herd are producing such bad milk...>Player: I'm starting to think Cassius doesn't even have his own herd.>Gillie Groats: You think he's been stealing milk?>Player: I'm not sure where else he would've been getting it from.Oh.... I think Reddit might have been right on this one.
>>558684635they play osrs and are present here so autism should be presumed as the base level
>>558684635That was clearly a shitpost, are you autistic? They aren't very good with understanding subtext like that
osg niggas be honking their horns when they see honk if you love pizza stickers
i dont think that implies its cum
>>558684643the idea presented is that cassius' milk is so bad because brutus is stressing out the cows, brutus is by the groats' cows, the groats don't say their milk is bad or anyone has been stealing it, cassius doesn't have any cows himself, they really did as much as humanly possible to imply that it's cum
great to see osgs biweekly 6th grade english classes back in full swing
stop talking about it you fucking chuds
>>558684795>Cassius only has a bull>zero cows>yet keeps producing bad tasting "milk"I don't know... I think it may be cum...
i havent done the quest nor will i ever do it so i cant comment on the subject but lets just say i hate homos, trannies, faggots and women
the podcast is taking a long time they might not be able to draw a conclusion
I think I messed up my spec
https://voca.ro/18mJfShf98T0
>>558685937omg
>>558685937$1.6 trillion and decades of work into AI development, all for this.We now know it's cum.
>forced to drinkum
>>558685937i have managed to avoid a lot of AI rot so far but fuck me...there really are going to be people generating AI podcasts and there will be people who can't tell them apart because modern slopcast sounds like AI anyways
you guys doing to 10 hr milk grind?
grok why do young white males like cod zombies so much
I have been meaning to ask why are there people milking the cow as if their life depended on it and not even fighting the boss
Was thinking about grinding out the new pet on my new ironman, because it's actually some of the best melee xp/hr for the level and Beef is cute
>>558686491i used to go to my friends house play black ops zombies way back in the day
i listened to the whole podcast on 3x speed and they actually concluded that it was bull cum and then they made an ides of march joke which was eerie
remember when that 115 song would come on that was awesome
cod zombies was like leagues i would much rather be doing shit in the main game where my progress actually matters
>bottomless bucket>put 2.1b milks into the bucket>it overflows
for me it was waw zombies they made the gamemode gay in all the future versions
>>558687067lol
I think the quest is commentary on how big milkers control the narrative but this is just my interpretation
i fucking love big milkers
so I am too basic and casual and the ides of march joke went completely over my head
beware the ides of march is a classic quote and the robots tied it into their closing monologue while referencing the quest title
>>558686491it was the last time i had fun playing games with my irls i think i had like 40 days playtime in bo3 now thats not alot compared ot my runey playtime now but back then it was really a lot i was prestige master i think like level 400
so you'll drink mommy milkers without a second thought, but suddenly the idea of drinking daddy dilkers has you gag in disgust. what is this hypocrisy?
any milking tick manip methods yet?
be careful in priff
whys your pot crine
Is there any reason why you would want to force your account to stay logged in, now that you can milk a cow for 10 hrs straight?
my time with this will be coming to an end, maybe i'll be back once i'm bored of other games, maybe not, who knows
Aesthetics aside, is there an advantage to using (or not using) animation smoothing?Like maybe it makes the "tells" for certain attacks more obvious.. I don't know, I haven't done much PvM, I'm just wondering
Is the wiki wrong or do zaros spiritual warriors still have 200% fire weakness?
i took a nap but my acc didnt log out after 45 minutes i think someone is on my pc with a rat
have you ever noticed everyone with tourettes is british
nano banana 2 is actually rather huge
w-whats the cc again guys h-haha i tried phosmat but it was just a bunch of nerds l0l
fart cc
>>558691275log out notifier combined with force focus sometimes causes this
>>5586916074clan
this general is such a dump now that we don't even post news anymore.osg niggers W
>>558552859turns out the varrock sweeper was a rs3 player no one wonder he was seething and banning everyone a week ago
igot peachesnow i need to get crafting up so i can actually make the stupid pouch
>>558693970nothing in that post is wrong though? are you one of the mentioned trannies?
im confused why are they acting like we dont exist we are right here theorizing about cow boss
the between two fires discourse on x the everything app is giving me the ick
whats the drama
the only x the everything app discourse ive been getting on my algorythm is people comparing the asian baddie with the cool hair from the olympics to the asian girl at the last olympics and me personally i like coolhairgirl
>>558695395sup janny why did you get fired?
i like her too icant stop watching the pink pantheress routine
her gold medal program was genuinely emotionally moving to me and i have autism
are you mocking me
did alyssa liu cracker mom leave the family? thats why you don't date yts
no im not mocking you are you mocking me
no i was just wondering because it made me a little teary too
all u goddamn jobless mofos running around with cow pets sicken me
i got it in 61 kc sorry lol
>>558696304>everyone that disagrees with me is a janny out to get memeds now
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mod_Otheromg fire this man, what the fuck are these game ruining ""contributions""
>>558697435lmao this little janny lost his job that he was doing for free. bro just sign up again when applications are ready KEK
i want to kill someone then turn their bones into peaches and eat them
bet
>>558698610when did shenny become so dark what the fuck?
if i had a test tube baby with a gooky egg as the base i wonder would my dotti be an olympian too
what do you get from milking the lumby cowand dont answer milk you know what I mean
ags or zgs fast
1999 if i get 1 more level i crash the world computers and also the general good vibes forever
>>558699837ags cause u can use the dmm rewards to recolor it
https://youtu.be/nO__kNcmfToITUsuppspppvvvvvVVVvv
I got scammed out of elite tier cas when they added new cas and they feel like such effort to do like doom or shellbane or the cow2s ca
El Mencho Was Set Up By a Woman and Palantir?!?
>>558701397ok fine I will watch this but I bet it will be exactly like I have premonified in my mind it will be and he will be relaly bad at exploring and lack curiousity
if i started the rumbling on miscellania would you try to stop me
>>558701778its the opposite of that hes one of the more curious blind players imo
im a uim so no
are uims allowed to store their gp in the coin coffer at blast furnace at like negative interest
i use the ge to store my money because i still have much less than the value of a bondand it means i can collect my money from any bank
im so tired of choping the penis tree why is level 90-99 always so devoid of content in basically every skill
came back to the game a few months ago after not playing for like 10 years, will eventually make an iron but for now i'm leveling a normal account almost base 80s just having a sniff around all the shit there is to do and testing our different skilling methods. if i have 120m am i better off putting it into mage gear or range gear for late mid game/early bossing
too many words sorry
Part 19 of gaslighting my slayer master [1:02]
you're wasting your time leveling a normie if you plan on doing it all again on an iron, nigga you're gonna be burned
This video will change how you see the player character [1:26:04]
i was gonna make a really funny post im talking like top 3 alltime but i forgot it between me clicking the reply to thread button and clicking into the postbox sorry everyone
ok I will give him nmzthat is private server slop and has no business being in the game in its current form
Killing sarachnis for the silk and first time doing it with aranea boots and blood fury. Literally 0 damage taken braindead click on boss and wait no mechanics.
damn thats crazy
wish u could get more bull milk to drink after the quest
Why Type B is the only Body Type I'll accept [34:13]
is the new quest on quest helper yet
im afraid not
>>558707715oh
newnewnew>>558708083
what the heck
ok so he is slightly less clueless than what you guise led on but I suppose that might changeconsidering he said he read the skill guides but somehow did not know opals were a thing despite being in the crafting skill guide as a cutable gem
ok so why hasnt jagex released a super pickaxe that makes regular ore veins actually decent
