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This thread will be worse
Digitan LOVE
Made a new Thread
Bros which skill between Rushing Gale and It's On is the best?
eh was going to make an Ardan thread
I will never use this for lavicious purposes... in public
>>558578469oh ew fucking gross. please no more ryan ops. ryan is the ugliest uma in the whole franchise and should fucking kill her disgusting self to save us all from looking at her.
>>558578592sex with both
>>558578592don't say that
Spoiling AruvuDoing bare minimum for Rura!
>>558578640It's on will regularly do something useful. Gale will occasionally do something really really good but most of the time will do nothing.
>>558578665Hopefully you'll make one next since her banner will be out in a few hours.>>558578761I see, I'll go with "It's On" then, thanks anon.
Confess.
>>558578665We have 3 hours to bump limit
oh sex fucking based. please more ryan ops. ryan is the cutest uma in the whole franchise and should fucking love her beautiful self more to save us all from not seeing her wear cute dresses
>>558578665unfortunately the Ryan baker is a troll that doesn't even play the game
Mejiro Ardan, Daring Tact, and Curren Bouquetd'or are the pretties umas
>>558578640don't fall for the gashlight, it's on is a really good skill to maintain momentum mid race and contribute to activating tail held high
>https://x.com/BenjaminDa91346/status/2025148195106705697kek
Welp finished my first MatikanefukukitaruDunno how good she is (I'm F2P and came back recently) but I won all races except one kek.Using her for Long races.
>>558578626Anon, I think you meant to say that you Threadblazed.
>>558578713>SS: Calstone>S+: Maruzensky>S: Airgroove, NTRThese are the only cards I've deemed worthy
Dotoposters didn't tell me Doto was sexy
can you guess which one wins by like 50% more, /uma/?
>>558579385 right
>>558578665Oh yeah sorry I'm retarded.I just typed "mejiro_*_(umamusume) -rating:explicit" into gelbooru.
>>558579385against each other? right should farm left
>>558579345She's dangerous.
I should have stayed in bed...
>>558579545even against others, right does better on average because she's more consistentit's just how it is
>>558579385Max Speed is more than 1200 Speed so Max Speed wins
>>558579686Bed is better than AI slop
>>558579385Right, because it has significantly more midrace velocity skills.Fronts live and die by the rod, Distance and track S mean nothing if you cant hit A&S (and Plancha).
>>558579686iinchou is that big?
>>558579020That's pretty much why I was asking, my pace groundwork Pasa did really well in Capricorn. But if Aquarius is going to be so front heavy, I might as well just run a 3rd high wit late/end
>>558579385Is this in sim because it might be assuming sympathy always procs but still right clears
>>558579385frontGAWD has been telling you skills are important
>(You) found Kiseki and interacted with her first>mock race comes>she loses>but schedules a rematch>now she's getting passed around by multiple trainers who also saw her potential>(You) just let this happenThis is BSS. Kiseki's trainer is a cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwrRBfDwrwshe has a deeper voice than me...
>>558579885
>A+
>>558578863Seeing that spur.us shit is gonna have me posting less and go back to just lurking.>inb4 4chan was always a honeypot and you've been compromised foreverYeah but I gotta draw the line somewhere. Cya /uma/dacchis
>>558580009holy iinchou's iinchous
>>558579956In the umalator left should do significantly better because it will assume that they both will hit their accels, but in reality right will do better because left will never hit A&S.
>>558579956nah sim assumes left wins by a tiny bit actuallyIn practice right bodies by like 4-1 solo, or by ~50% against other aces I've saved
>>558580016what psyop is that bro
>>558578863Your sloppa is shit
>>558579318Welcome to Uma Musume, new Trainer! You have selected your training class:[Orange]Your luck seed for [Orange] tagged trainees has been boosted by 0.01%. We look forward to seeing you and your trainees have prosperous careers!
>>558578829Steamy Mambo...
>>558580013AAS+Plancha into Moxie Festive MiracleNice build.
>>558580004learn japanese
why this bitch allergic to uma stan
>>558580168Thank you anon
>>558580016this post spooked me. what do you mean?
>>558579318Not bad for a returning F2Per
>>558579318If you want to cap speed you may or may not want to run 4spd, stam, riko for longs. Also welcoke to club oreng
>>558580268isn't able to get close enough for uma stan because everyone can smell how poor she is
>>558579875>Fronts live and die by the rodwhat
>>558580312Why is fuku so shiny?
>>558578863I wish we had a Uma in a nun outfit.
>>558580505sweepy magic
there should be an event and related banner for office lady uma alts.>bitchy boss Air Groove>secretary SuzukaHNNNNNNNNNGH
>>558580005Pearl's pearls..... yowzer...
I still haven't gone to bed yet.
Also dont bang the orange
Brian LOVE
>>558580662>OLExtremely Based.
So Sweepy is for fan runs and to help you meanwhile dumper (name in the works) is to help you kill your account with a ban. We should rename dumper as Curren
My kingdom for an Air Gyaruve skin...
>>558580504VFtranny term
How many runs before I can get Stam 2* + End 3* ?sources say an infinite amount
>>558580016>Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.It's always been compromised. There never was true anonymity. You should've known to never post edgy opinions on the internet or anything that could come back at you. Like CaoCao's son, shining too bright will get you in trouble
>>558580013A&S was probably a waste of SP. I doubt it will be able to hit it in lobbies with strong fronts.Still, thats a good uma anon.
I call all my runs dogshit runs because I'm a dogshit trainer
>>558580662>bitchy boss Air Groove
>>558581058It...it was a waste of sp actually. But who knows.
any Digitan torena here?how is Uma Stan performance for this CM?
You don't need a nun uma. Grass Wonder is right here. Just ask her to put on the cleric dress politely.
New mob uma, It's Kicking
>>558581081>she's a bitchy, dominant, bossy woman on the office>she's a submissive needy girl in our bedroomI love her now
>>558581215yesidk, I never test, just put my Digitan into CM and hope for the best
>>558580513Anon...
>>558581239She's a weeb, she'll wear a Miko outfit instead kek.Ask McQueen instead.
>>558581215it's good on pace chasers to help them get an early leg up. i don't think it's that good on late though.
>>558581378>Star of David>Red outfitGet the fuck out
>>558581615>doesn't even know what a star of david isFucking npcs
>>558581651is she a hag?
>>558581713Found the J*w
>>558581651>john cygames is tasked with creating his perfect design for his star horse>makes maruzensky 2I’m thinking based
>>558581615How did you get past the captcha that asks you to find stars with five ponts?
>>558581808Maruzensky forma de JK
Which uma is for rape?
>>558581215>>558581549Digitan is so hot goddamm. Also I just took uma stan and not superstan
>>558581808Imai Lisa (uma forme)
DO NOT OPEN
>>558581785More like found the retarded coping faggot who can't handle being anonymously wrong on the internet.
>>558581727a gyaru (maybe also a hag)>>558581808Fujita in an interview, explained that what he told the design team was, "Feel free to use me and Forever Young however you want."
should i drop 200 on the finemotion bannerno gaslight dancing pls
>>558581651do you think she has her little fedora custom made or does she get a kids hat and cut a hole in it like mambo?
Did they put the bot here too?
digitan is not for sex
>>558582152You should drop 400!
>>558582015i want the dreadlock mob umas to bully my BWC
>>558582015>all this crying because of two nigger NPCseh, what else did I expect
>>558582082
>>558581124It will still hit it sometimes, but it will probably only happen in races that she would have won without activating it anyway. IDK maybe it might cause you to win one race that it would have lost.Now that I'm looking at it again though, Straightaway Recovery is actually a bit of a problem.That has a 50% chance to activate late race. Although if it does, it could still provide some value as a weak activator, but that's unlikely. Too bad you couldn't get corner rec.
>>558582152can you guarantee MLB, ideally without using crystals (upcoming selectors would be fine though)if not then no, she's MLB or bust for climaxblazer
Has Ebayan been overshadowed by Marche Lorraine?
>>558582015Is it racist if my issue is the skin tone because I think they'd look better with a darker color?
ah
>>558581808Maru (actually 17)
>>558582352 They're both cute.
>>558582338is it? it's just 2 RB between 3LB and mlb tho
>>558582509holy cows
>>558582509I'm glad they started copying Monogatari and Bandori and stopped copying ygo and vtuber designs
>>558582356For some reason the black skin tone doesn't fit well in anime games or I should say a game with dated graphics.L2D like in Nikke or even 2D like BA the choco girls are looking good for example.
>>558582352The only one overshadowed is Almond Gay, an extra after thought against the nepobaby scenario.
>>558582152Do you need SRs?Do you have FM, what LB?Do you not have KP?How much are you spending on this game? If 0 bucks then hold.Do you really like pace chasers?Do you want to play fronts and will wait for them?
guys... i... i think i don't like CM
>>558582637I would
>>558582015are people just preformatively mad about this? theyre actually cute, i dont see the issue
>>558581651>>558581727>>558581808
>>558582885tap dance isnt that old
>>558582841It's like the "people" getting mad at yuribait.They only like being outraged at things.
>>558582885cygames has been releasing a lot of cows lately
>>558582152You should wait for the Maruzensky/FM banner. You can get away playing MANT without any real cards too, so there's no rush.
>>558582524that could easily be the difference between 48 and 50 RB in a full deckpeople are already debating not using kitasan because of 5 RB, it's definitely not worth using finemo before 10 RB when there are SR wit cards that are nearly as good with 10 RB
>>558582753you should
>>558582152What level is your FM currently at?If its at 2 or 3 and you dont care about getting Maruzenski, then you should absolutely pull 200 times. Even if you do want Maruzen, you could still pull for it now if you want.If FM is at 0, or if you dont have one at all, then you should pull 400 times, or not pull at all. You are not gonna get to MLB in 200 pulls.If the Maruzen card interests you at all, then you should not pull and wait for the Maru/FM rerun.IF FM is at 1LB then its borderline.
>>558582753why is that, honey?it's literally your turn to shine
>>558582841Outrage marketing for the new scenarioCyjews want you to be mad
>>558582673Maybe the cell-shading and lighting never hits the right spot?Even when genshin wants to make darker characters, the brown drifts less towards black and more to a desaturated grey
>>558583101naruhodo... the interns are working overtime here, i knew the rage posts felt inauthentic...
>>558582753I don't like CM either but I do the bare mininum for Group B finals since I don't pay for anything other than the daily carat pack. Its going to be hard lucksacking every uma I want...
>You should wait for the Maruzensky/FM banner.>If the Maruzen card interests you at all, then you should not pull and wait for the Maru/FM rerun.
Please somebody host CM lobbies for an hour straight
>>558582509Cute Yahagi umas
>>558582885Im redoing my pull planonly pulling on hagsgive me /uma/s top 5 hags to pull
>>558583069we're getting 2 tickets (1 free 1 paid) on annianyone can get fm to 3LB with 200, maybe even mlb if lucky
I don't have a third ace, I barely have a second ace
>>558578469BASED palmer thread!>>558576757>The Horse is BlueAND SO AM I!
>>558583362We're doing that in /v/ma. Join if you want
>>558582753i liked CMs until capricorn and aquarius
>>558583409I'm feeling cute aggression. I want to take away the puppet and hold it out of her reach.
>>558583332>I do the bare mininum for Group B finals since I don't pay for anything other than the daily carat packthat's just silly, the vast majority of group A players won't have better decks than you unless you're straight up wasting carats
>>558583551I want to race against good players though
Haven't even trained ace's despite having falko, oguri, and suzuka
Sovereignty should have raced to beat Forever Young
>>558583430Pearl, Tap dance, Ramonu, CB, uuuh whatever other version of Maruzensky and Creek comes aroundThere's a disturbing lack of hags in this game
>>558583697We're also doing that in /v/ma. Half of the people joining there are like the usual S rankers in here
UMA in America is really starting to grow on me. Once I got past the initial cringe, I really started to love this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oU
>>558583829Is there even a thread up on /v/ I can't find anything
>>558583935I only like aAaAaAaAaAaA part
Say something nice about Super Creek.
>>558583935i like any song sung by taiki shuttle des
>>558582885these umas definitely do coke
>>558584146Were her titties nerfed then buffed again?
>>558584146She's a good girl.Will make a great wife/mother.
>/v/ma is actually good brothen why do they only have 4 clubs above A and all of them are being carried by sweepy
what did she mean by this
>>558584146>Super Taimaninholy...
>>558578621Digisex
>>558580947that's what jp senpais called it...
>>558584131The superhero part is the best part.I'm also kind of fond of the western part in the full version.
>>558582885Sex Goddesses And Seaking the Pearl
>>558584146Did Cygames know about the mummy/mommy pun when they came up with the Halloween outfit, or was that just a happy coincidence?
Spechud status?
>>558584146She still has the widest hips after all those yearsBased mommy
>>558584146Whenever I'm feeling like shit, I look at Super Creek and immediately feel 70% better.
>>558584648coincidence, her jp unique doesn't mention the mummy thing at all
>>558584090I was lurking it, they got nuked after their schizo made a dedicated bot (that was really shitty) to try to derail em. Kinda glad we don't have schizos that are that bad.
>Dirt A>Good hints from Sunday, explosions and inspirations>Fuku finished her chain AND she got the best outcome in last event>Kita didn't finish chain>NN didn't finish chain>Riko date in 2nd year so i didn't get stam to reach the bonus treshold>Arima kinen gave me g1 debuff so i had to spend 50sp removing it>Rainbowless 2nd summer>Not many rainbows in last year in generalWell.......... At least i can make other aces and come back to her later since she's usable
>gives you Gourmand
>>558584648I'm almost certain there was a Mummy/Mama bit in the Halloween event story
>>558583409how the FUCK is she doing ventriloquism without at least opening her mouth a little bit or having another prop to mask her lips?
GLORY EYEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qYb4z9xDzM
cm rooms doko
>>558585084right here*unzips dick*
>>558585013The puppet is the real body, and the uma is a decoy
>>558584846>>558584970WHO DO I BELIEVE?
>>558584276Probably bc they refuse to have quotas, which is dumb if you wanna keep a high rank
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE GREATEST FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN!
>>558585456Believe in yourself anon!
I have a question about race bonus, more specifically how it actually works. I've tried race bonus cards before and I couldn't really see a difference in stat growth from races. Does each 5% stack? If so it should be 25% more stats from races no? I've seen a small bump from goal races but not from schedule. Would greatly appreciate if someone could teach me this.
>finally get double dirt pink activation>run gets glued by the most abysmal rainbow and unity burst RNG ever resulting in complete trash stats>lose the unity final toowow so funnyI'm so fucking sick of this dogshit slot machine game
>>558585620Grass Wonder is lowkey lewd
>>558585723>>558584962Chansformingbros...
embarrassing my hot teenage model daughter in front of a crowd of fans
I would like the biggest girlfailure in this game as my uma wife.
>>558585456Mummy desuyo. They knew, you would make a grave mistake not trusting me.
>>558585747Indeed
>>558585867>daughter
>>558585034
>>558578469>>558578743>>558578982Ryan LOVE>>558578829>>558582309Mambo LOVE
>>558585456there was this one Japanese twitter account being shocked at the "Give Mummy a hug" skill name so it clearly wasn't a thing for them.
>>558586032>ebayan wants selfie>say no>says pleaaase>say i'll allow her to if she gives me bjs for every shotMy cock hurts but it's worth it
>>558585997McQueen wouldn't act like this.>>558585940Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>558585940need my dick between Grassu's ass cheeks
>>558585747We use lowkirkuinely nowadays, unc.
What are the must pull cards for next scenario?
>>558586271wrong thread
>>558584875>made a bot to derail themwtf? so like an actual script that posted in the thread? why does /v/ hate uma so much?
>>558586212
>>558585668it's not a lot. I've run a 75 RB deck and the result is very minimal. However it multiplies any amount you get as a reward for career events so it can add up, but it's absolutely not worth torpedoing your stat growth by itself in my experience.
>>558586271>McQueen wouldn't act like this.Yes she would.>Grass wouldn't act like this.Correct.
What are the best uma doujins? Bonus points if the uma has a big ass
so when does gutsmaxxing becomes a viable tactic
A post
>>558586584A reply
>>558584352imagine the smell
>>558585747any uma that wears pantyhose is highkey lewd
>>558586578never
>>558586509That's what I noticed, the minimumal growth from it, decided to try it out in preparation for the up coming scenario and I wasn't sure if I missed something. Thank you!
>>558585668below 35% it does basically nothing i reckon, then you get +4 instead of +3
Horse = friendhttps://x.com/i/status/2026583684414095715
Reply to this post with your favorite reaction images for no reason.
7 and doto posters must be nice
>>558586584doto wouldn't
>>558586782Not a reaction but a fist pump.
>>558586782
>>558586281>adding names of men to their slangCan this generation get even gayer?
>>558584146Her signature racewear is one of the nicest ones, good color scheme, not overdesigned slopAlso her running style with long steps is super cool and very distinctToo bad the mommy shit nerfs her badly, she would be one of my favorites otherwise
Mambo!
>buy single circle of pace chaser savvy at hint lvl 4>inspiration, pace chaser savvy spark activated>no mention of gained hint level>skill page still shows hint lvl 4Is this a bug or intended behaviour? If intended, does that also apply to training hints? (in other words, can you buy e.g. long corner single skill to remove it from Kitasan's list)?
>>558586578i won capricorn with this suzuka. she was carried to 1st place multiple times because of the dueling boost.also while i was selecting this image i wanted to check if it was the right one, i do this by right clicking and pressing "edit" to open it in mspaint. i misclicked and hit "print" which sent it to the apartment complex common room printer. i hope the people down there enjoy seeing my suzuka.
you guys are never nice to me
>>558585668https://youtu.be/_iK-rB8gwq4?t=704
>>558586660
>>558586324>>558586782
>>558586315I don't lurk it enough to know the details, all I know is some asshurt tripfag started spamming about "ill destroy your threads I trained a bot" and then they started getting old posts reposted. Very stupid.
>>558584361No, JP senpais call it Ansuki. Source: Seriru, he calls it that. The guy is literally a Jap vet, can't get more credible than that.
>>558586281Isn't that already outdated like 6 7?
>>558584875>>558584962He's tried everything, reporting didn't work, shitposting and baiting didn't work, going to the jannies and seethe in the IRC didn't work, spamming scat while ban-evading didn't work. Now he's made a bot that was "trained" on our threads but it just reposts old posts from the archive word by word, try to induce paranoia and derail threads. Honestly I have never seen someone this mindraped by 1 game
>>558585668It works off thresholds. 35/50 EB gets you +4/+5 from career races while 34/49 gets you +3/+4. Hitting 35 makes running G1s & G2s worth it over a crummy rainbow. Going out of your way for 50 isn't worth it until MANTB.
I want to build Bobo, and can only choose 2What doMy wit cards are garbage so I'm borrowing finemo and using Fuku and Marvey because those are my only ones at mlb
>>558586660true
>>558587078>>558585668nvm you asked about Unity cupStats are +3 for completing a goal, +2 for ending up 2nd, +1 for passing them. At 35 that +3 becomes a +4.Random stat rewards aren't something you should be focusing on, RB scales like shit until TB
>>558587215Meant for >>558586315
>>558586982>good color schemethank the owner for making it simple blue on white
Can you /v/trannies fuck off to your board? We don't care about your schizo bot posting or the janny fucking you in the ass, go back or be quiet and learn OUR culture
>>558587020Once you purchase a skill you can no longer obtain hints for it from any source. That applies to skills that have double circles.
>>558586676it's different in MANT because there are items that further boost the rewards50 RB is no better than 35 with a base gain of 3 (to get 5 you need almost 70) but in MANT it's often going to be more than thatit's always pretty good to have more RB for skill points though
>>558587309If you have power sparks jordan + suze. Else King + Suze.
>>558587310fuaaaarkkkuuuooohhhh ToT
>>558587437Nyo I will not, if you don't respect immigrants and their culture you are racist!!
>>558587564first-rate meat
>>558587319I asked just in general and your video is very informative thank you, I'm trying it out in unity to get a feel for it since I'm still pretty new to the game.>>558587282>>558587527Thanks, your post have been very helpful and cleared up my confusion.
>>558587193Yes
STOP WASTING IMAGES YOU FAGGOTS!!
>>558587520Naruhodo
As a f2p player who is ready to spend one full spark on support cards.Whats the next most important one I need to get? NTR with Maint release?
>>558587309Suzuka + Jordan. King has no RB.
ntring ntr
When do I get to take my Trainee to Las Vegas and lose everything betting on red in roulette?
>>558587802
>>558587902true
>>558587829Fine Motion. You can borrow NTR or Fuku you want to main deck Fine Motion
>>558587520i thought double circle hints you get the hint still if its single circle was selected
>>558587829NTR dies after MANT ends. If you're desperate for cards fine motion/kawakami is the next best one. Otherwise save for light hello/tachyon 4 monhts from now.
The more I see jordan the more I hate her
The more I see jordan the more I want to breed her
>>558587808lol.
>>558588069Does anyone have that video of a full soccer team worth of golshis doing this dance?
>>558587829The next ultra important one is Light Hello + Tachyon, but that would be in six monthsYour short-term best bet would be Finemo in a week
>>558587829only pull for fine motion if you can get her to MLB (3LB + free anniversary selector)i wouldn't use any crystals on her though
i like seeing this mega autist post occasionally because he just cant control himself
>>558587808
>>558588272lol
>>558587994I've never seen that happen. An easy test would be to do a Taiki career and buy rainy O since she gets a hint for rainy from one of ther races.
Which uma has the tighest and warmest pussy
>>558587993>>558588036>>558588234Is this Wit Fine Motion? I already got her MLB.Im not like super desperate but I only got a MLB Kitasan and Fine Motion and a few scattered 0* SSRs but I feel like at some point im gonna want at least another core SSR in my deck of cards.
>>558587994nope, can 100% confirm that buying the O version fixes the price for the @ version because the spark came up during inspiration but didn't do anything
Is Fine Motion and Maruzensky a shit banner for retards or bad spenders?
>>558588505Haru probably
>>558587808Who's doing that
>>558588505Rice
I sometimes spend hours playing with my cum to the point that my fingers get all wrinkley
>>558588553i've seen the hint from races and it says a double circle was acquired, probably different for inspos
>>558588562It's for fags that don't have their Marus or finemos mlb already
>>558588505
>>558588505Sweep
>>558586098if you don't claim your daughter before any other man has the chance then what's the point in her being hot?
>>558588519the only upcoming cards that are worth pulling and don't need MLB are maruzensky speed and mr CB wit but they also might not be useful for youdon't bother with anything else, maybe if you get super lucky with NTR free pulls
Ai-chan is way too strong, the power creep is crazy atm
>intentionally bad post>teio.jpgthis joke is getting extremely stale
>>558588463
>>558588519You're good for a long while then. There isn't anything worth rolling until Tachyon + Light Hello.
>>558588792Does uma suffer from power creep?
why are dotoposters so evil
>>558587391That's the face Chrono makes when she sees me masturbating to her
>>558588856no why would you think so, your kitasan-creeck-finemo will always be viable
>intentionally bad post>teio.jpgthis joke will never get stale
>>558588505only one way to find out.....
>>558588626to be honest, even then it's dumb, because both cards barely scale with higher LBeither you get MLB finemo for MANT or don't botheryou can stop at 3LB smaru and for that you can just put 200 pulls on her first banner and use selectors
>>558586139>>558585456The JP skill name appears to be spinning mummy trick. Doesn't really play into the pun. However, in the story there's definitely mommy play. There's even voiced lines where faceless NPCs call her mama. Her victory animation has her pretending to cradle a baby in her arms.The pun was always there. The JP player base just may not get it if they don't deal on much western media.
>>558588883
>>558588562I see that banner as the same as Tazuna + Riko banner. Great cards, but almost expired goods for the time they're released. In other words, newbie bait.Looking back, these banners were plainly unfair when you didn't have foresight of what were coming, like we do now.
>>558588985Nta, I was asking more for the trainees, had it in my head that it was similar to fgos servants. Some are still considered the best years and years later. I imagine the support cards are where the real creep is at
>>558589068ぐるぐる in this case probably takes the "wrapping" meaning more than "spinning", which i guess you could interpret as "swaddling" too
>>558589081
>>558589038I'll aim for Finemo and some Kawakami's because MLB Finemo will be in my deck forever, and Kawakami will be nice to have for TT umasI hope I can get a single maru on her first banner
>>558588626>>558589117Good to know, thank you, I just thought that spending double across two banners with worse complement cards (Princess and Festa) was worse value overall, even if you get them sooner
>>558589254
>>558589020joke?
>>558589125some are still viable, but in a meta where everyone is a specialist and sps are abundant even one useless skill in the kit makes jptards seetheon the contrary, nyrara arima cm win
>>558589287By the time of Maru+Finemo banner you should either have them at least 3LB so you aim to spend just a little for the MLB, and then save to MLB Ramonu and Pasa's cards on release
I'm tired of this donkey
>>558589520Oh okay, I decided to just take it casually and worry more about getting good grades then anything else. Thanks.
>>558589020all teio (loathsome cumeater) posts are good
>>558589437
>>558589240whats the sound for "swagging"?
>>558589125Looking back at FGO I think its much nicer when it comes to clearing content with what you have no matter what in comparison to Uma which forces you to consider rolling for support cards or else your account is turbo bricked
>>558589117maruzensky will be used for a long time for front runners, but there's no point in waiting for the rerun instead of pulling on her first banner unless you have no choice
>>558589617Adding Speed Tachyon to the mix as well as the umas I want in these months, man I probably won't get everything and will have to skip some umas I like. Sucks, but I guess cards are better in the long run
>>558589656Ok I like Mcqueen now
>>558589620>making a parent a week before cmalready lost
>>558589117>when you didn't have foresight of what were comingthe moment Global catches up to JP it dies for me because of this reason alone. I whale and I'm happy to do so knowing exactly what niche or how long any one unessesary card I may pull for will be relevant. the instant that "value" goes out the window anybody who was happy "spending" will move right on over to "wasting" or "gambling" at best and that should kill any but the most degenerate spenders
>>558589721powercreep means you can't brick yourself thoughjust chill and play casually for a while until the next meta defining banner and then you're mostly caught up
>>558589761I've been dickpulling for umas and I've suffered more because they have seen no use like Tamamo or have been demolished on CM like Jordan and ChiyoI'll save for cards to train my girls, unless I really really REALLY want an uma I know I'll be able to train for cms AND is a wife pick
SOON
>>558589721That's what I like about it, and that's what attracted me to uma, on the outside it appeared similar enough, the only major difference was how cracked the ces are in comparison. However you could make the argument that skills in fgo are like that as well. I've seen a lot of people mentioned bricking accounts, what does that imply exactly? I'm not one to boost being ftp I'll buy packs so I'm not sure what a bricked account would even look like.
>>558589771cm doesnt start until 3 weeks bwo
>>558589617terrible idea, see >>558589038>>558589761it's very hard to justify getting both smaru and tachyon (the latter of which needs 3LB+ to be usable over sweep and she only has longevity for paces)
>>558590040
>>558590040Surprise!It was Nishino hiding behind Ardan!
>>558590127Seiun flickin the bean
>>558590175
what role did black umas play during slavery
>>558590093>aquarius cup: early marchrest in umapiss
>>558590232Aristocrats used them to breed their own cottonpickers
>>558590224She do do that
>>558585668It doesn't round up or keep track of decimals long-term. One of the most noticeable impacts of this is in your career goals. A first place career goal gets you plus three all stats. You need at least 34% to push that up to a +4.3 x 1.33 = 3.99, still +3 all.3 x 1.34 = 4.02Some characters have as many as 10 career goals, which translates to + 10 all stats, 50 total stats, for breaking that threshold. This applies in many other places as well, but generally breaking 34% is the cut off to get the most bang for your buck, only really being beaten by 50% or 67%, but you have to go out of your way too much to reach those values. Higher race bonus really won't be valuable until mant.For more information search umamusume rule 34
>>558590232they had to live in a segregated paddock
>>558589952I got Tamamo too and since I'm an unlucky nigger I spent almost a full spark, if I could luckshit some stuff I would definitely have enough but it's not looking like that in the cards>>558590174I just don't want to specialize into a single running style man ;__; I like the variety of choosing to play who I want
NEED NISHINO NOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINO NOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NOW NEED NISHINO NOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINO NOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NOW NEED NISHINO NOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINO NOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NOW
>>558590401they still do, in that guys head rent-free
>>558590401horses love segregation tho
>>558590532I'd do this in your case>see what umas were released in jp during 2022>pick 5>if there's 3 with the same style, focus on that style, and save for specialized cards in that style>repeat with umas from 2023 and so on
>>558590040Okay, I'll roll once. If I get her, I'll make her my new oshi
ummm golshit niggers where is the commotion? where are the riff-raffs golshisnots? hmmm? le golshigame? gwo you said you used le golshit in saggytits because "she is my le oshi xddd" right golshichuds? not because she is le umahandicap umawheelchair metaslopper umachoice of the umayear umaward??? i believed u zwo you like le golshtihd because u like her for her le funny personsneedity right golsneedchucks??? so why didnt u use your le oshit le golshit xdd in capricum????? hmmmm??? huh??? bwuhhh yeah my responses goldshiwankers? bwo ur le anchors aweigh and shoot off into light years away ahead of pacekeks?? why didn't u use her get out of umajail card this CM huh???? bwuh? u like her right golmudsmucks????? so where is all the hoohaa? your "heh look i beated this lobby SILLY with my golshit xddd lol golshigame golshigame!!!" im nyoooticing or rather im NYOT nyoticing any of these selfsuck??? what happened? lol golshigame saggytits am i right guys give me my (you)s? where is the umauproar in le umathreads?? you didnt shelf away your golshigame goshi golshi in aquarius too right golshipiddles? where is the clitter clatter right now huh golshiturks? golshireeks? golshigame??? oh no no no wait youre gonna go back to using golshit for pissces right? golshiputts? did i guess it right? hmmmmm?
>>558589876>just chill and play casually for a while until the next meta defining bannerYeah, that's what I plan on doing. What I have right now is very usable for careers and that's all I care about.>>558590048>I've seen a lot of people mentioned bricking accounts, what does that imply exactly?A truly bricked account is one where someone never rolled for any meta support whatsoever so their support card variety is very limited OR they were just unlucky. Accounts like those usually have a couple of SRs that aren't close to MLB and even fewer SSRs that are also 0LB. You can definitely survive with mediocre SR cards and a borrowed SSR of your choice but the result won't be as great for your umas stat wise on average.
>>558590572I don’t know how I’m going to get through her career without busting halfway through
>>558590772Good tips, thank you so much, also if you allow me one last question, should I skip one of my coming waifu picks for the meta-defining Valentine Mihono Bourbon? I don't want to fall behind but she's not THAT big of a waifu pull, mostly meta
>>558590180>>558590572>>558590998How much longer till this succubus disguised as an umamusume arrives to global
>>5585911802 more months
>>558591121Waifu and parent-for-waifu pulls only
>>558590572
>>558590991Oh okay, I was genuinely worried since I only started a month ago, and whaled a bit on fukus banner snice I was worried about my support cards. Figured 600 was plenty to get some of the SRs I've seen in other Umas
How many of you are pulling for Succubuno Diamond? Though her kit fucking sucks, NY is so much better lol
>>558590572>he wants to get marked so bad
>>558591529dont care about her kit, I will be pulling (my dick) anyway
>>558591529Diamond, Kitasan, and Mombo. I'll pay the price if it comes to pity, whole reason I got into the game was the animes might as well get em.
Almond gives me heartboners, should I play the game? Is she playable on global? How metafag oriented is the game? Are dailies as quick as HSR's? Is the yakuza still banning porn? Does monkeyman deserve the death penalty?
>>558591642Same
>>558591529Toreina rights are human rights, shan't pull
>>558591937I thought those were her knees...
>>558591903>Are dailies as quickumao
>>558591903she'll be playable in global in 2030/2031not even exaggerating
>>558591903Yes, no,I don't know, yes and no, and were they really enforcing that? Yes
>>558591937
>>558591903Unfortunately she's only available in the JP server. If you're really interested, you can just buy a starter account on JP and roll for her right now since it's anniversary. You can get one for pretty cheap that has like 160k carats which is what I did ages ago. Dailies are very fast in JP since you can do it in one place and finish them all with one button click. Otherwise, you'll have to wait like 3 years before she hits global
>>558592021Nope! Those are her boobs! Her titties! Cleavage!
>>558592386Stop drawing eyes on Dia's rocking bosom. It's not very nice!
>>558592386I dunno anon I'm not convinced until I see nipples
>>558591937>>558592386Spurting in Dia's cleavage
>>558591937>>558590175releasing one succubus after another should be illegal
>>558592519very rude, there's her mouth for it
why people like nishino flower?
>>558592741cause she's a succubus
>>558592741You already know the answer, your already well aware of where your at, and you still asked. What is it you really want to know?
>>558592070This post was like a 9/11 to me...>>558592285I don't enjoy not understanding anything and having to machine translate lines in convoluted ways. I already did that for iM@S ages ago. I guess it's over for me...
>sees 2 niggers>melty>hiatus on qol "cheat">release actual game breaking cheat>leavesChinese males have truly fascinating behaviours. And whales are probably gonna start printing UGs if they get their hands on this
>>558592741No reason to like her at all since Mayano is better
i love kids
>>558592842Packet sniffing for -5/-20 energy was known ages ago
>>558592832if we ramp up the acceleration that global's getting then maybe she'll be playable 2029 :)
>>558593010I wonder what the rest of the trainers think about the guys who train fillies
>>558592832at the current 1.5x, it'll be more like early 2029.
>>558592928>mayano can't get pregnantYeah no I need my blood to be on my umas' children and their children as well>>558593010Same
zenkai spurt is a stupid fucking mechanic
>>558593123We think "Boy there goes a swell guy, bet nothing weird happens in his trainer shack" as i put my bio on and sit in my hair chair for Creek
>>558593050Just became publicly accessible on global ig.He's also injecting directly into the game instead of modifying the game files with hachimi. Not sure if that's better or worse
>>558593396teleports behind u
well ummm nishino flower only LOOKS young she is actually the same age as...>she skipped gradesuuuhhhhhh
>>558590532you don't have to, you either go as generic as possible or you specialize in one, maybe two styles, but you can't pick up all the generic cards *and* some specialized cardstachyon is considered the generalist speed card of 2026 only because she comes with the scenario tax card and a bunch of free pulls, otherwise you'd actually be better off with smaru
>>558592842>release actual game breaking cheatexplain
>>558593396Is this what big Current speed skills look like?
>>558591529I might skip to get Kitasan even thought I like Dia more. Metaslave gotta metaslave...
>>558592842can you elaborate on what you're talking about or are you just gonna vaugepost like its twitter
everyday i wake up and report the sweepy repo to cygames
>>558593396Heh, nothing personal jpkeks
>>558593637>only LOOKS young>Taiki Shuttle refers her as a "youngster" and so let her win hide&seek
>>558593396i saw my own late oguri do this shit with forward march in aquarius rooms. literally just fucking clipped through a wall of umas.
>>558593396what the fuck
>>558593396End chuds win again
>>558593762sweepydev had a melty
>>558593764this but with trannylators
>>558593396Id really like to get flash..
I want to unironically run these 2 foreverWhat parent umas and supports should I aim for?
>>558593396wtf is this and who approved of it
>>558593746Sovlless...
I accidentally found a fukufag in the jav thread on another board
>>558593723>>558593846zenkai boost is a brand new mechanic where if your speed is over 2000 and you have enough stamina it just boosts to that top speed immediatelyyes its named the same as the dragon ball thinghttps://files.catbox.moe/exxfhp.mp4
>>558593396What the fuck
this will be me in 5 minutes
>>558594091>named after db shitNo wonder it's a slop
>>558593396ummm oguri and ai stammed out???
>>558593762His other repo now lets u read event outcomes. Without hachimi dll game modification nonsense
>>558594034Why are you stalking anons and more importantly can you stalk me? I'm very starved of any attention
>>558593846How did you get it on her? inspirations? Inari is being a fucking jew
>>558593396Good lordWhat's next umas flyingWhy did they implement this instead of uma bumping
>>558594194but you can read event outcomes ingame already, what do you actually mean
>>558587520>>558588416Seems like you can still get hints from events.
>>558594216completely random NPC inari hint
>>558594213I like boobs, I wasn't stalking anyoneYou just need to be where I am
>>558594173stamming out is more common now because running faster uses more stamina and the new scenario doesnt let you max both stamina and guts
>>558578469thank you anon for the ryan thread
>>558594271Same mommy energy radiates from her VA as well. Nice
>>558594390Fuck that's lucky
>>558594314he means the bot can tell you what will happen if you gamble on something.
>>558594030I am dick pulling in the other gacha I play. Gotta balance things out.
>>558594314when the outcome of a choice is random (e.g. riko top option), it's apparently predetermined so you can cheat and see what will happen before making the choice
>>558594314Is FY the new Rudolf
DICK, GIVE ME STRENGTH
>>558593123>Damn, that guy looks drained.
>>558594091I love watching the last spurt on CMs, this completely kills it lmao
I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only my wife will remain.
>SOMEONE just had SOMETHING>and did SOMETHING on his other SOMETHINGdiscordniggers do this shit and everyone seems to accept it as a given?
So Ardan looks very cute, but she gives me the vibes of generic cute girl with nothing interesting or peculiar.But i need a pace chaser for the CM, and she seems to fit very well in this role.Is it worth it?>inb4 use maruzensky or Oguri Capi don't have them...
>>558579008i didnt even bake it this time, but i do play the game. sorry to break your illusion
>>558594557does that mean the whole run is predetermined?oh god don't let this get any more advanced
>>558591415Daiwa, the entire second row, and Matikanefukukitaru are gameplay SRs that are better than most SSRs. You'll do fine!It's helpful to borrow Kitasan as Support and breed your friends' Umas with your own. For the latter, remember to sort by Affinity!
>>558593396Which part of this am I supposed to be flabbergasted about? The Oguri physic defying speed boost is what did it to me
>>558594034>in a 3dpd thread ngmi
can I cap speed with 2 supports, 20% growth and 0 sparks?
>>558594584heh, too easy. I'll luckshit Kita and Dia later this month too.
>>558594747Eishin did the same thing she just had a higher top speed and didnt stam out
>>558594690>F dirt
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>558594720no, normally when you pick something with a random outcome the game connects to the server to make your choice irreversible before returning the result so there's no way to cheat
>>558594745Appreciate it anon, thanks for taking the time to look and let me know.
anyone have good non sloppa nishino pictures to beat my meat to
>>558594914if i can mutate a ryan to s from g, he can mutate an ardan from f to a at the very least
>>558594914>implying i don't have parents to increase the aptitude
>>558594690>generic cute girl with nothing interesting or peculiar.her story, irl counterpart and even content in cingray manga are quite nice. Plays on the "glass legs" and making everything you can out of the few races they can endure
anyone have good sloppa nishino pictures to beat my meat to
>>558593396it would look way less retarded with some effects like skill activations have instead of just instantly speeding up and slowing down
>>558594914More like B, just will two sparks into existence
>>558595081>MutateVFcord term btw
>>558594091>>558593396Every time something from the Japanese server gets posted it looks so stupid. At least we're half a decade away from the game to become pure p2w slop.
considering suicide, calling my therapist as we speak
>>558594557it doesn't look like something thats actually programmed for sweepyI can't imagine cygames uses a different RNG for inspos so if this was expanded further things could go south real fast
>>558595242and what would you call it then, nigger
We went over that last week bwo get new material
>>558595278Live yourself
>>558595142>Glass legs>Right before MANT
I got 1 fantasy grass wonder in 200 pulls. I'm fucking downloading sweepy and botting, fuck this dogshit game.
>>558591903>playableMaybe in 3 years>dailiesNobody fucking does those>time investmentDepends on the club/rewards you want. From 2x 30mins a day to 30mins every few days, or just play at your own pace.>events~1 per month, 15 days time, max rewards at around 20x 30mins (these count towards club rewards too)>other source of paid currencyPVP event every ~20 days. You need to train 3 horses. How many attempts? Up to you. Probably 2-3 attempts per horse (these count towards event and club rewards too)>metaBe smart with your savings and you'll make it far. There are no top 100~1000 ladders in this game (at least not yet). It's RNG whether you get easy or hard opponents
Wtf - no!?! That stuff'll kill you.
UUUUUUUUU UMADACHIUUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>558595278Sucks you didn't get Arden but that's a pretty nice looking pull 5 Agnes and a wedding groove? You might wanna buy a lotto ticket. >>558595242
Surprise get. I didn't expect to summon her at all with desire sensor giving me other uma's
As expected she's very cute
>>558595336domain expansion
>>558595336we at /uma/ here call it chansforming
Wrong Mejiro…….
Horses wouldn't actually mark you like this in real life, right?
It just wasn't meant to - wait I got nature on the single scout ticket I used on Bourbon
>>558595414URA and Unity don't go away to experience the scenario. And MANT deletes those events so she doesnt get Glass legs there
>>558595336Mutating is an /uma/ term, that's the VF troon from Uma & Co. that shitposts here while dilating.
does that Dumper thing work on Linux
>>558595465Those are kurantas, not umas.
>>558595045this was only recently patched in JP
>>55859557041% of channys give up their run before 2nd inspo
>>558595336*boops your bandage*
>>558594034Link or what board?
>>558595309no it's only dialogue choices during eventsi'm guessing that they just didn't program the game to support making server side choices in the middle of an event so they faked it
>>558595336dilating
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulatorIF I PULL ARDAN IN LESS THAN 100 PULLS I'LL PULL ON HER FOR REALWHO'S WITH ME
Almost broke Teio’s legs again but the 2nd gold thankfully turned to a rainbow
>>558595734i mean, everything other than mid-event dialogue choices is already server side
>>558595054No problemDon't be afraid to ask for help; you can also look at Game8 for career mode advice. The OP includes a useful skill sheet too, so you won't waste your points in the shop.Bear in mind that as the Trainer, only You can make the final call on what is the best choice to make. This entire game operates on chance and interconnecting variables, so it's best to follow your intuition and not think too hard about it.
>>558595883Nah gacha sims are a lie and just sell false hope... I know I tried to sin a skadi roll, got it in thirty.. had to hit pity in real life.
No glass horse in 3 pulls, no glass horse for me I guess
>>558595883OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCK I SKIPPED THIS BANNER WHEN ARE WE GETTING IT BACK
>>558595883>>558595987>gacha sims are a lie and just sell false hopeTRVKE
>>558595593Dober is a cute dog fuck you
mfw ardan day
>>558596185can you post her being flustered?
>>558594976just in time for the dirt CM :D
>>558595883>spending your luck chances to a random simulator and not in the actual game
Sorry you have to see this bros...
>>558596226byeah
Isnt the Ines Fujin pretty good for front runners?
I'm MANT ready now.
>>558596384cute ears!!!! I love when umas do this so muchplease reply with flustered umas I love them so much
>>558596431rookie numbers
go on without me...
>>558595962I've been using game8 for some of the build guides but I wasn't sure how up to date it really was, figured for any questions I'm really unsure about I'll consort the mages (/uma/) I'll check out the skill sheet, I've been testing out CM without picking skills till I have 3 or more hints which makes choosing skills seem more serious then just picking what I think ill need
>>558596382Oh hey that’s the image they use for her str support card
Uhh, I guess I should start using new fresh umas into for TT...
>>558596431you should be good for the entirety of MANT
>>558596431>500
>>558596431Gotta pump those numbers BUBBY! Those Ryan parents are going to eat those up FAST!
>>558596432Who is the most Reddit person in your club?
>>558559763Shiraoki-sama delivered! Good luck anons!
>>558596431you will burn through that in the first two months or so
>>558596539your lvl 12 for casual outfit?
>>558596539What happens at 10?
>>558595408>happened againyeah no
She really has a smooth voice
>>558596524Raisu cute!
Sup?
>>558594914That's right
>>558596736Nothing
>>558596509>>558596553>>558596584You use 5 cloks max each run.That's 100 runs out of clocks.2 runs a day, that's 50 days of MANT.>>558596702>playing Ryanlol, lmaoI'm only playing umas that can autowin career>>558596715That will be enough, you get 3 clocks a day and more per event.
FUCK>>558594512You Ryanfag(s) realy have no shame doing this on Ardan's day, to a fellow Mejiro no less.
>>558596745I'm sorry anon but I think Air Groove marked you
i harden for ardan
>ardan takes trainer to see an art exhibit and special painting after only 1 week together>says she wants to be like the painting and (you) say you'll make her shine like the painting>ardan "forgot" to mention that the whole art exhibit was for artists who dedicated their works to their loverswtf
I blame the ryan OP for my shit luck
>>558596705danchou
we are moving so fast bros
I was joking months ago but she really did drain me dry!Glad I saved 30k for this or I'd be scrambling for the last few rolls.
>>558596820>2 runs a day>in MANTgood luck never winning a CM again
>>558596948>>558596885the raped
Just noticed localtrannies forgot to censor this dialogue
Don't forget about Chiyo
>>558596745You have been claimed, sorry bwo.
>>558596885>localizers actually had the balls to use the word “lover” and thus acknowledge ardan’s romantic hints towards youHuh.
>>558597008I do 2 runs a day now and have 5 plats.
>>558597015bitch raped my carats and forced me to spark, she better rape my penis as well
>>558596885>>558596948marked
see you bros
>>558597075I could never forget the pitlicker
Daily pull. Got my GW farming card. She's still less preferably than Falco, I assume.
>>558597074Now that you alerted them, they will now
>>558597085Global is dying so they are trying to keep the simps and self inserts
>>558596885*yawn* call me when she breaks into my apartment after a few days
so now that its proven that dialouge choices are predetermined, is it possible to make a program that shows you a list of every choice in the career so you can reroll into a good start?
doki doki
>alright, this is now a parent ru-this orange woman is forcing me to make her an ace...........
As a F2P what's my best option to finish FM?I don't think the upcoming banner is good because the princess card doesn't look any appealing to meare we getting another selector for anni? I don't want to use my crystals yet
>>558597173those looks really soft ma'am
>>558597304Stop making shit up you don't understand
>>558597085>>558597271>Be dumb faggot>have schizophrenia>convince yourself you are the victim of a targeted campaign against Men> Proven wrong>they must've been listening to me, this means I've been right all along !
>>558597429Just lucksack her from free pulls
>>558597429one free and one paid selector for anni, yes
wow, didn't know that
>>558597008>spending more than 2h for 0 outputngmi to good scenarios
>>558597429MLB is barely an upgrade from 3LB. Just use 3LB and wait for her to spook you.
>/v/ma got 404'd Business as usual
>>558597536I feel like there have been like three different umas with the "dead baby sibling" thing. Is this a common deal with real horses or something?
>had to pity Ardan>but got Seiun Sky, S.Maru, and V. Bobo in the processI think the game is trying to tell me something
>>558597634>>558597429don't listen to that faggot, you want the race bonus from MLB for MANT because it only boosts race gains with multiples of 5use the free ticket on her, easiest choice in the world
>>558597678seems so
>>558597304Iinchou would never.
>globalbabs are just getting Ardan>meanwhile jpGODS are playing with Ai-chanI can't stop winning bwos
>>558597253Unless you want debuffs aimed at front runners, Falco is going to have a few more relevant abilities you're looking for especially with Top Dirt this CM.
>>558597678>With twins, the two fetuses compete for nutrients and oxygen from the mother, often resulting in death of one or both fetuses in around 85% of cases. Twin foals that successfully reach full-term have an increased risk of dystocia (difficulty foaling) during birth, which can result in death of either foals or the mare
>>558597767I'm very happy with what I got too
What a huge fucking mispull
>>558597678if a horse is carrying twins, one of them has to be aborted. if not, both foals are basically guaranteed to die, and the mother might die with them. this happened to ayabe and ardan.
>>558597736Now tell me what the difference between 55 RB and 60 RB in MANT is, dumb nigger
>>558597008you guys win cms?
https://x.com/uma/status/2026670257423921195yeah no this is goofy as hell enjoy the game before skill slop and ui clutter arrives
>>558597678Twin pregnancies in horses almost always end in abortion because the mare uterus is only designed to house 1 fetus (yet nature being nature, twin pregnancies still have a chance of happening). It’s extremely dangerous for both mare and the foals and they often die from lack of nutrition, etc so it’s just common to abort one of them instead
>>558597884you race 35-40 times in MANT and its +2 stat points so its a diffence of +80 points on average
>>558597934buy an ad
>>558597934Buy an ad
If only Ryan didn't have that dumb hair...
>>558598002It isn't +2 though
>>558598139Just add 3 cm of volume all around ahd she's fineWas that SO hard cygames?
should I roll for FM these are my MANT usable cards
>>558597978mare uterus is designed for human male cock
>>558598002>you race 35-40 times in MANTyou should stop larping as a JP vet
>>558597934buy an ad fucking idiot
>>558597884giving you more flexibility to not use dogshit cards just because they have high RB, retard
>>558598225Yes
I only planned on dropping 50, but said fuck it and drop another. Ardan needs a faithful trainer bros
team trials suck
>to run a front runner you need to make ANOTHER dedicated front runner as good or slightly better so they both compete with each other to get a win>to make every other style you can do whatever the fuck you wantFrontbros... We were fucked from the start...
Wife...
Hopefully I'll get lucky on Finemo banner and spare me a selector so I can MLB my Biko
>>558597978I thought the number of nipples an animal had corresponded to how many offspring they could birth and feed without issue. I guess one of a horse's tits is a leftover...
>>558597767>JPniggers have to gloat at the global thread cause theirs is so dead.Go back.
>>558598584Gonna cry about it?
>Get 609k in team trials>oh fuck oh fuck tell me I'm already in class 6, retentions NEVER happen for me there>Class 5UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Left or right?
>>558598684lmao
>>558598285Buddy, you ain't bringing any horse to climax with a human cock, and "if you say what's the point of the horse orgasm" you shouldn't be near a horse pussy till you can appreciate it.
>>558598514I see, so Ardan is the wife and Chiyono is the dog of the family
I left /pcg/ specifically because there was this niggerfaggot tier shitflinging every dayI don't think I want to be here anymore
>>558598715Left
>>558598684609k is probably not even enough for this week anyway
>>558598684You would have been screwed anyway since there's a good chance C6 retention will hit 610k this week
>>558598584lol mad
>>558598569I don't think that's correct at all. I'm pretty sure nipple count has nothing to do with how many viable offspring a creature can carry.
>>558598290eat my ass I know what I'm talking about
>>558598715why take prudent positioning without dodging danger
>>558597978>twin pregnancies still have a chance of happeningin fact it's not uncommon for horses
>>558598569Sunday's marvelous sundays
>>558598826Then fuck off, literally nobody cares>>558598783I want to fuck a dog now
Haven't even fully upgraded my teams, just 1 per team (sans sprint), I'm actually frightened to see how it inflates.
>>558598826Wtf is /pcg/
>>558598584Call them EOPs denying their global blood, that'll make them seethe more
>>558578469Don't forget, total localizer death.
>>558597767I don't play frauds
>>558598867>>558598887will it get better or worse if half of the playerbase dies?
>>558599140It'll only get worse from here
>>558598940I thought it still works if you're in an outer gate.
Why is the Hero like this?
>>558599079that's got to be iti'd never browsed their thread until just now but nobody is using MTL lol, no wonder these fags are such little bitches, it's because they're too insecure about not knowing japanese
>>558598715Tough decision. I'd either go left because of final push or try again for something better than either
Got Cafe and Vampire Rice as well
>>558595665> that's the VF troon from Uma & Cowhat did I miss the past few days
wife
I set up a club and every member but my main is a bot I run on my 4080Ti RAID system running Arch Linux, and I still can't match these botters. How do they do so well? All of my bots are, of course, f2p.
>>558599620Nice!! Congratulations
>>558599559Wait, is Final Push good? I had the choice to take it for right. Do you need that gamble to win?
>>558578621The cutest!
yooo
>>55859967340 mil a day means it's quite literally running 24/7
>>558599841My bots pull in about 12m a day, so its wild to me people have bots pulling in 20-38m. Crazy.
>>558599673You need more 4080s
Sieg heil, /uma/!
>>558599673They aren't botting
give me your best gaslights
>>558598715Right is vaguely better IMO. Most of the skills even out (Left and Firm just match stats, Gold skill equals two white etc).The biggest thing is Final Push vs the extra 150 wit. I prefer the wit because I'm quite used to Front Runners not proccing skills and being overtaken before hitting late race but the choice is yours.
Is Unrestrained good on CM10 or is it a meme?
>>558600132Trying min max this early into the game is autistic as hell and meaningless as Global catches up to JP.
>>558600132Yaeno Muteki is good. You should roll for Yaeno Muteki.
>>558600268gambling expensive meme. It's corner connoisseur for fronts but even worst
>>558586282Help onegai...
>>558600268it's a gamble on Suzuka. Around 15% chance to proc properly, and it's an autowin if it does
>>558600353She's uggo.
This brings me in about 1m fans, anything I can do to improve it?Summer Maruzensky Reshuffle some races?
sex
and the uma of the month award goes to
>>558597074No they didnt retard.They intentionally left the "Master" in because of the maid context.
>>558600410You are uggo.
>>558586282>>558600368SR Ayabe in the NTR banner
Why does Bourbon say 'trainer' again instead of 'Master'..
>>558599763it gives you an extra accel that can proc at the wrong time
>>558600485Are two spark inspirations fine? I've been seething lately because all I can create are two sparks.
>>558600516I am, but so is Muteki.
>>558600132>you should MLB this card gwo! double gold recovery!!
>>558600526Race Bonus is the meta in the next scenario?
>>558600268You'll 90% always proc it if as oonige Suzu , that's not counting if it procs on a good time. Final push isn't that bad on regular fronts + angling to really secure the win from cheeky lates and ends
>>558600475Hag abuse.....
>>558600571depends on your needs and the strength of your deckI need at least 10* End pinks so my options are constrained so I settle for weaker blues
998544659985446599854465dirt CM room
>>558600540Translators suck and hate fun.
>>558600132Riko is meta in MANT
just get lucky lole
>>558600475Even if it doesnt have quite as many fans, you should still run the Kikoka Sho instead of running the Autum Tenn twice.
>>558600571not the end of the world, but it won't make you any club pointsdefinitely stick with 3* for grandparents though
>>558600823For parent purposes?
>>558600132Falco needs Turf A for CM10
SATONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!COME HOME PLEASE!!!!
First time getting Yanko/Rabu-chan/Espo so seeing someone actively following along with Yanko is cute too
>>558600132MLB Fine Motion is bad
491146314911463149114631round 2 dirt cm
>>558600571Yes.3star blues are rare, and even if you get one, a 2star blue might be better if it has significantly better whites or a better red.However dont ever borrow a legacy where the parent is a 2star blue.
>>5586005713* is so hard to obtain I just stick with twos. GP should still be threes
Is anyone running Falco without Turf B or higher?Are you able to get "Center of Everyone's Heart" event?
>>558600996I'm working overtime to be able to ensure it. Do your part, work extra hard to whale for diamond.
this worth getting ardan to pot5 for? im running really low on sashes and would like to save them if i can
>>558601150The secret one for 120K fans? Yeah you just need to win every dirt G1 including optional ones
>>558601121rather borrow a parent where they have better whites than 3 star blue
Umallo*collapses*
>>558601205>worth getting ardanno
>>558600631Yes. You want 50+, ideally 60 or more. Borrow MLB NTR and you're good to go
last round769527327695273276952732
>>558601304the deed has already been done brother
>>558600132you should definitely mutate lates into end this cm
>>558600876Yeah.A tiny boost to fan count isnt worth giving up on the triple crown. I suppose if you lost the Satsuki or the Dahby you could do the Autumn twice, but even then its better to have more G1 victories.
>>558601205well, are you planning on putting her in medium TT?
>>558601150If you get above 10th in the satsuki sho and win all the other dirt races you should be good.
>>558601173I have double spark to dump on her banner, I am not leaving until I get at least 6 copies
>>558601259Her career is already race heavy toward the end though. I'll try it a few times and see how it pans out.
>>558601293whats the context here
>>558601205just do that when there's a medium cm
>>558601121>>558601142>>558600859Thanks /uma/ mages. I no longer will seeth when I see it. I wasn't even taking whites into consideration. Guess this wasn't a horrible Nice Nature run
ardan pussy magnificent
>>558601460*dies*
>>558601434most other umas from spica are dead
*coughs blood*Oh my god, she's beautiful. It was all worth it.
>>558601356I'm doing that because it sounded fun
>>558601275You want both.Never borrow a legacy where the parent doesnt have 3star blue, a relevant red, good whites, AND decent amount of G1 wins.Its okay if one or both of the Grandparents are bit weak.
Do I really need yeppers SSR? Am I really bricked without it...
>>558601359I seeThanks
>>5586015151* style pink with a 2* blue is still glue imo
>>558601515>style pink
>>558601346Yowzer a nail biter till the very end
>>558601610Mind showing your deck so I can learn? I'm trying to produce an S.
>>558601731$$$$
>>558601731you don't wanna know...
>>558601714>>558601675The only truly glue worth style pink is pace. Front, late, and end all for sure have applications, yet I can't think of a single instance where you'd WANT a pacer enough to commit pinks to it.
>>558601651look at your cards and bookmark the ones with RB of 10+those + kitasan are the only usable cards
>>558601610>loses early game to falco and can't proc angling
>my hand got fucked up so I can't fap to Ardan like I plannedIt's over.
>>558601675>>558601714Rats, well learning experience then. Thanks still.
>>558601434Goldship and Daiwa are the last members of spica
happy birthday shakur!
>>558601865I don't mean for MANT...
>>558601792no wei
Absolute kino.
>>558601792stop trying to seduce me, you retard zoomer
>>558601856I-I ran pace Maruzensky in Scorpio...
Is unrestrained good for my Dumb Falcon? Or is something else a bigger priority
>>558601402It's just 1 extra Champions Cup in Classic year. But you might be able to skip it with a miracle win at the Satsuki Sho
>>558601460AHHHH
>>558601856Maruzensky when her ult has good activation, I guess
>>558601993She's still sucks
>>558601989it's only useful in mant
this is why you don't pull with your dick. Goddamnit>11 pulls in 200>6 new but only 3 good ones (Spefat/NY Urara/Festival Fuku DID NOT WANT)>5 dupes>had to pity ArdanAt least I got Seiun and Dober spooked. Sigh. Guess I'm skipping the Seiun/Brian banner in June, I'll have to farm pieces to get my kamioshi. And I might not have enough to get Kitasan next month (down to 15k carats now fuckkkkkkkkkkk)BUT I have my ojou-hime wife now. And Dober. And Seiun, so my fronts will be flexible at last.
this thing was in the Mejiro Mansion, what does it mean?
>>558601856Is pace the best style? I've been pretty fond of late surgers myself because that's what I mostly have but I've rarely had a bad run with pace chasers. Seems like late surging is a gamble if they get boxed in or not while pace is the safe style.
>>558601652Yeah, there is no bonus for wining a race twice, it doesnt boost affinity, and it doesnt increase your chance at getting that race's white spark. Meanwhile winning the Triple Crown gives you an extra bonus to affinity.
>>558601969happy birthday shakur
>>558601792>aislop
>>558602186damn you got almost double the 3* rate that really sucks
>>558602223That's pretty handy then, thanks anon. Glad I asked. A little shift here or there can make all the difference sometimes.
I'm a cool uma
>>558602186Anon, relax. You got her, got some new wife's/daughters, and you'll get Kitasan. You did good. Always pull with your dick, meta is unneeded anxiety
The ultimate marking
>>558602285not everything is aislop, you retarded ape
updated the bread>>558602380>>558602380>>558602380
>>558601856Pace OG Maruzensky in Scorpio was unstoppable, but sloptuber didn't shill her at all so the masses were unprepared for the hag rape
>>558596975>202enjoy your two clovers and your cow wife
>>558602192Uma Ethnostate
>>558602192It's the fate of any torena who gets involved with them.
>>558602401That's a bit of an exaggeration. Pace and Front Maru were roughly equal in performance - strong but not dominating. My Taiki did better than my pace Maru.
>>558601993More like the sound of me shattering me bones lmao
>>558602607>any torenaBullshit
>>558602218>is pace the best style*WHEEZE*
>>558601150I usually get it without any extra turf races, sometimes pretty late though in her last few goal races. But that's with sweeping all her goal races.
>>558601856which slopper
>spooked by the agemasen card twiceHuh, will I actually finish the chain
>>558603764it's possible, yesterday I managed to finish the chain on the SSR mambo welfare card without even having her in the deck. Shame I don't need her gold skill though.
>>558601640>>558601121talking about this as if 3* End Parents with Spurt and uma stan and 30 race wins are something you can just magically divine"NEVER do this" suck my nard
>>558604243I'm talking about your borrow legacies anon, not the ones you actually make yourself.People have gotten this shit, and you can borrow them.Every legacy you make should have a god tier grandparent thanks to borrows.
>>558601640>>558601121>>558604243
>>558606171>>558606171>>558606171
>>558606205retard