Previous: >>558578469>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558602380ARDAN LOVE
Happy birthday Air Shakur!
>>558602451>>558602472Shit Umas
>>558602380thank you for the update, bwo
Who has the high quality gif of Forever Young coming up to you and using 1 finger to get your chin up?https://x.com/ogutamas/status/2026129165188001864
When does her cheerleader variant drop?
>parent on both sides has 3* dirt>single circle affinity>20 runs>seen dirt spark one single timegoddamn trying to chansform umas is soul killing. im the glue factory's most valuable employee these last couple months.
>>558602610you can win with B dirt bwo
>>558602571>Forever Hag*FTFY
ENTER
mejiro love!
the raped
>long race that you barely have enough stam for>mood down event in the interim space between the previous turn and when the race startsim convinced this shit is scripted
Damage report /uma/
>>558602380I wasn't going to roll but she seduced me. We'll see if I can resist CB in August. Got 3 good umas (Ardan/Dober/Seiun Sky)off the banner out of 6 new umas (NY Urara, FFuku, Spefat) and 5 dupes, but the damage could be worse. I've wanted Seiun and Dober for ages, so having to pity Ardan sucks, but that's my fault for impulse rolling, sunk fallacy farming, and going all-in. If Kitasan isn't merciful I don't think I'll get her next month (down to 15k carats), but Ardanwife is pretty damn cute so it's fine. Tabun. . .
>>558602829No one is pulling
>>558602829handed her a courtesy tenner and received 6 2* umasthats the way the carrot crunches
>>5586028290 carats
>>558602829holding for ayabe, i will NOT pull on the succubus
>>558602829Diamond hands for Satono Diamond (also Kitasan)
Ayabebros... I understand why she is so terrible nowJust gonna throw a 10 roll and then get her christmas version
>>558602774Should've run.
>>558602829Nothing in 1 scout ticket
Go away, hag
>>558602543dont say that...
Someone make a Jiggie plz
>>558602554
stop posting sexy ryans
>>558602952MY SISTER IS DEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
>>558603048ok I'll stop
>>558602984>copiesExplain
>>558602829I haven't decided she's worth spending, I'm carrot broke right now, and already am going to have to spend on Kitasan and Diamond so I'm thinking of skipping her.
>>558603010is she gonna rob me?
>>558602543I'm gonna shit down your throat
>>5586028293000 carats and a couple of tugged heartstringshttps://youtu.be/3qjneDsnf-E
>>558603010>High base affinity with PalmerOh yes. Looking forward to this sex hair wine aunt even more now.
I knew I shouldn't had skipped Dober... but I had no rolls at the time... (That I could afford spending)... Literally the best Mejiro and I feel nothing but REGRET not pulling her and not having her
>>558603253>DoberShe hates men
>>558602380Reminder to never let Ryanfags have their way again and to make a non Ryan OP when their alt comes out.
What the fuck is wrong with you LightO
>>558602952>last straight>velo skillHoly brick
>>558602829Nothing in 2 scout ticket + 50 paid caratsCyjews are trying to get the credit card numbers again
>>558603253get her with the upcoming paid selectorthat's what i'm doing
>>558602829Fifty paid carats
happy birthday shakur!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKUR
>>558603010I was already going to roll for her, no need to try selling her to me
>>558602829Had to go all the way to the spark, I have 1k carats left.Worth it though.
>>558603253She's been relevant for only two (2) CMs so far though
>>558603253Selector in 10 days bro
/shakur/i ;
So what is the deal with Ardan? She looks just like a generic pacer to me. Is she an Oshi pull or?
>>5586028291500 carats1,500 carats.Didn’t get her, I think I’ll pass. Lately I haven’t had much luck and I prefer other umas
>>558603503;highlight:yes
>>558603309i dont mind really, ryans had a lot of op pics as is
>>558603324what's wrong with that
Digitan LOVE
>>558603535The latter
>>558603286I hate men too...>>558603371I am considering it, but I also want Opera for her unique...>>558603454not about relevancy, I like her + I love Spe and would use her as a parent on top>>558603457tempting... but Opera O...
>>558602829200 rolls and zero 3 starscan't wait for china to nuke japan
>>558603632It locks all training but speed.
Sex with Verxina
>>5586028293 multerinosArdan IS my wife, I AM her only real fan, and I WILL be the only Ardan user for CM10 and she WILL get Platinum
>>558603586DEI NPC
>>558602829spent a ticketgot nice nature
>>558603710Ardan is such a sweet uma, smooch her lots in the hotsprings bro
>>558603698Why would you train anything other than speed?
>Haha horses? Horse girls? Thats so stupid I wonder what kind of retard woul->AHHHH SEASON 2 OF UMAMUSUME IS SO FUCKING PEAKK ARHUSU>Haha Idols? Like the singers? Thats so stupid wonder what kind of loser woul->AHHHHH MYGO IS SO GOOD AHAHURHB>Haha magical girls? Like the show for little girls? Haha thats so childish what kind of mlp tranny would like such a thing>I plan to watch precure bymyself this FridayHuh?
does the NEFARIOUS Chestnut ass blunder suffer a speed debuff when she hears the USA USA chants
haven't played in a few months, is guts still a dump stat or is it important now? what about wit?
>>558603698yeah, at least it's not gutsor just take the free 10 energy
Fuku Speed has to be the most rage inducing support card in the game, she gives the +30 across the board and then does nothing else for the rest of the runIf she even shows up to actually start her chain you know you're getting +4 Wit and nothing elseAll the whales run her but that's because they have every other MLB SSR to pick up the slack, its the most "rich get richer" card I've ever seen
BIWA YOURE NOT A MEJIRO
with Ardan, we've barely spent much time together since her debut, but it feels like an eternity
>>558603826YOU NEED INT YOU STUPID HORSE
>>558603286Every non-Dober haver says this. Or Xitter userShut the fuck up
>>558603849guts goodumamusume was always wit game
>>558603876explode
>>558603865Fuku is a gamble, she delivers half the time. Its also an SSR that self-kills itself so its not clogging the event pool.
>>558603849still a dump stat but it does something now. if you don't have at least 800+ wit for the next CM you'll never win
>>558603286just transition via the ingame menu! you can be a cute lesbian with dober too anon!!
>>558603876Holy marked
>>558603876I'm seeing double here4 biwas
>>558603908Cygames hate it's own audience
>>558603827I refuse to believe this is a conversation that ever happen. You have to be an established otaku to even know what Uma is, let alone get into it enough to play it. It's like seeing normies argue about idol master. It just doesn't happen
>>558603876I'd say explode but 150 pulls is horrific.
>>558603865i like her because im fucking sick of using biko on everyone
STOP!You have been visited by Officer ShakurNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>558603827I, too, watch 20 minute toy commercials when I am alone.
>>558604157Stupid brownoid
>>558604219I want to nut on her eyebrow piercing.
>>558603253ermmmm the best is BRIGHT though
>>55860282950 rolls
>>558604219stop marking me
>>558602829waiting for ayabe
>>558603838She won't admit it, but she's secretly glad to be back in Americahttps://youtu.be/RWYvRO1Vx_Q?t=239
Lone Wolf feels like cheating now that sweepy isn't a common card
>>558604219You are spamming
>the gap between finemo's rerun and the cm entry window is two daysYeah, that's enough time to build my aces
/uma/
>>558602829Didn't pull, Ayabe is better
>>558604608the music is growing on me
>>558602829came at 92 twice had to top up once
>>558604802yeah, everyone here is a broke asian
>>558604715People take the mood down for Lone Wolf?
>>558604802I thought being homeless is Tamamo's gimmick, not being a zoomer
>>558604940If you're running Riko often times you can take it then date next turn no harm done.
>>558604940Mood down, 10 speed and 20 skill points + 60 for lone wolf. Basically its around 80 net negative for 40 speed and it slows your run. A midrace skill wasted more or less.
so there are more kids in the Mejiro Family
Do I really need Groundwork AND Taking the Lead?
>>558604985
>>558604961zoomers didn't invent "cooked" lil bro
>>558604940I got it as an inspiration hint
Chiyo what the fuck are you doing.
>>558605146at least groundwork + early lead. just one isn't enough when everyone's running two
>>558605131every slopper assumes you max speed either way
>>558605205You came in 7th place you dumb inu.
wife
>>558605205what do you think
>>558605146Yes. HF with vBourbon with no access to it OR gold groundworks down the line.
...
>>558605131keep on the lone wolf gate keeping bwo, that way unless us that are in the know will bring it
>>558605295stopshit talkingmy cute daughteryou fuckingheathen
>>558604219
gold citying on my face
>>558605382go on, post the results
>>558605404I noticed two third of umas in lobbies are skirting the stamina lines,so i'm gonna lone wolf a debuffer.
>>558605382
>>558605146groundwork and early lead is better than just TTL if you absolutely can't have bothsimilarly it's worth trading groundwork + TTL for early lead + gold groundwork when bobo wit gets its gacha version
>>558605372Clanker
>>558604205>seiun skydamn, im kinda jealous
>>558605141Isn't Ardan the second oldest Mejiro after Ramonu? She was racing IRL in the late 80s before the likes of McQueen, Palmer and Ryan debuted
>>558604219i think she's cute>t. sys major
>>558605464>>558605573Biko!
>>558605456as if, loser
>>558605647yeah but I doubt you could call Dober, Bright and the others children...
>>558604205you are now a frontgod
>>558605146>>558605579early lead: 0.2 accel for 1.2 sectaking the lead: 0.4 accel for 1.2 secgroundwork: 0.2 accel for 3 secgold groundwork: 0.4 accel for 3 sec
>>558605676
So this is what 4 years of development looks like
>>558605382How good is the run? If it has potential then dont do it, its not worth the risk.If its already glue anyway (no Mile S) then fuck it, go for it.
Nice Nature love!
>>558605784holy shit what the fuck lmaoi've seen some teleport-esque JP clips, but this looks like network lag
>>558605751gold city bukkake
>>558605676>Oguri not on their teamYou didn't win
>>558605751Gold city kissing
she's too cute
>>558605909Nice!...This isn't for CM is it
Nishino Flower's flower
>>558605751>Coal City
>>558605676Only one race with 2 non-NPC umas?I havent challenged Turf Queens in awhile, but I thought they had like 9 non-NPCs on the team.
kek
>>558606070Nope, just for fun. My Aquarius aces have been done so I've been improving my Umas' ranks in my boredom.
>>558606124>yurishitDropped
juvenile fillies
>>558606240>Droppedyour brains? You sure did.
does tam tam like tim tams?
>>558605909>Dirt GWell its good for TT at least, you shouldn't have bought Pump.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHE'S TOO PERFECT
>>558606334
umasturbating
>>558606473>15K carats
>>558606124is this where that tama calling oguri vid came from?
>>558606261
You don't hate trannies enough
>>558606481
>>558606192mommy
>>558605918Iirc they made some changes to final burst with the new scenario, maybe its causing the animations to bug out.
>>5586028296 7 ha haGoing to run her story later, whats the for (You) status? Did the localizers harm her?
>>558606832Now post the Global version
>>558606401She was built with TTs in mind.I'm feeling pretty good about Aquarius, though I'm wondering if speed eater is worth going back for... this sMaru wins a lot as is.
>>558606814That gif flipped a switch in me.
>>558606931Umamusume B,C,D, and E my beloved
>>558606931>brown umasTrash
>>558606949Woah. Did you understam her knowing you were going to get 80 stam from green skills?
>>558606931 >>558607016>tits so big the shirt is being liftedholy sex jesus>>558606884while that would explain it, it's odd they didn't fix this, or suppose I couldn't.
>>558607016Settling down with a busty breeding mare after my trainee’s extremely successful career
It's fate
>>558607181Yep, it worked out nicely. Those two greens are saving her ass so I knew I could get some more power in. I wish her wit was a tiny bit better but she's still pretty consistent along with Faruko and Digitan in tow.
SPATSWhy not bloomers?
>>558606949post cards and umanko
>>558607406easier to model
>>558607406Bloomers are only for mares, and Ardan was a stallion.
>>558606124
>>558607406Spats are hotter, plus easier for "no crotch view allowed" purposes
Not bad at all for TT Uma.
>>558607406STALLIONS ARE SUPERIOR
>>558607406Probably censored for global
>>558607406>spoilerNot a mare
>>558607636Is that enough skills for tt?
>one billion runs and counting>still can't make a strong dirt Golshi
>>558607524>>558607669Not that kind of bloomers, see Smart Falcon for example or half of the Touhou cast
>>558607669Whores
>>558607740
>>558606949The debuff from speed eater isnt that big a deal. Speed eater is good because its a 3 second velocity, not because it has a debuff attached to it. The debuff is a nice bonus, but its really weak.Speed debuffs are only strong if they activate when the umas are accelerating, like with Dominator and the hesitant style skills.
>>558607762Oh, like drawers
Stallions?
>>558607897sex with german stallions that have ugly VAssex with huge americans
>>5586028291 pink ticketI didn't get her :(
>>558607897Unfuckable
>>558607530I like how she bumps her head on the hole when she falls.
>>558607853
>>558607893Yeah, that kind of fluffy underwear
>>558607450I was a bit lazy and just opted to borrow Faruko's card, but that was a wise decision since it's absolutely cracked for this CM anyway.
Finally feeling good about my CM team in what feels like forever so it's time to host some rooms.4285151219906251809832676030377537754568Feel free to join multiple.
>>558607669there's an imposter in the picture
>>558607897Sex with Creek, Ardan, Eishin, Taiki, and Maru
>>558607853you downplay the velo you get from speed eateryou have to consider that early game speed skills exist to gain a leadin that way, decreasing the speed of the other horses is increasing your own speed.so instead of a .15, imagine speed eater to be an effective .30, equivalent to a gold skillthis is why Keen eye and Opening gambit are powerful
>>558608037
>>558607636>Buying Resplendent Red Ace for a pace>In TT
>>558608016If you like them Rudolf also wears them
>>558607897wait a minutewhat in the fuck are those goofy ass shoes that Taiki is wearing? tassles from a cowboy boot on the front of heels? I've never seen anything like that before.
>>558608037>help some pig to feel good about himselfYeah... no
>>558607897while yes they will take you to a forest and rape you
>>558608084You wouldn't survive, but it would be worth it.
I got smart falcon, Oguri, El and Taiki. Only Oguri got her potential unlocked. I got around 500k moneis. Who should I train for the next CM? I'm rather new to the game.
>>558608037kill all suzuka players btw
>>558608037>pace taiki>mile mavenoh no...
>>558608207
>>558608291Gamble with Falcon as a Solo Front, Pace Taiki, Late Oguri.
>>558608157They look great on refined ladies. When I see a cute ojou I immediately imagine her wearing this kind of underwear.
>>558608037>16500 umayou know what no im good thanks
>>558608194Women fashion. Maybe one of those is around to tell us how its called.
>>558608194You weren't supposed to notice that.
>>558608430my punny wife is cute no matter what
>>558608264Just like Ardan, I will burn my life away for one beautiful moment
>>558608037>less than 900 powerthat's one powerlet Maru... you should glue her so I don't have to fight for 1st place against that haha pretty please
>>558608045She acts like a mare though
>>558608471>>558608194i would call them fringed sandals
>>558608037I'm going to be real with you dawgI am not going to join your rapist lobby with my half-built lates and ends
>>558608194>heelsThey're just sandals
>>558608045I’ve seen this picture a bunch and never noticed Maya lol
>>558608691>>558608772Hot
>>558608037I would join but I'm outside right now
>>558608471>>558608691these look a lot more normal, maybe the way they're rendered in the game just makes them look funky.
>>558608670Nailed it
>>558608751>>558608772inu!
>>558608872>CAF>west african franc
>>558607664retard
holy shit almost capped the speed with an RB deck
friendly reminderr that rooms are not representative of actual CM
>>558607664not everything is censorship you tranny /pol/ tard, or should I say shalom?
>>558608991Sweet
raped by mob umas
>>558609045>sub 600 stamina
>>558609146It's SMaru bro...she has recovery
>>558609146Hits 600 on Great mood and there's no way that guy is getting filtered out in pools
https://litter.catbox.moe/u346zo.mp3
>>558609146>599 at great moodHoly brick
>>558609073>censored Christmas and master already
>>558609045>52 guts over the threshold Watch out we have an overachiever here!
>>558609202it's not about surviving, it's about the extra little speed bonus that you miss when you're under 600 because of the track bonus for stamina
>>558608964Yes and? You mad bro?
>>558609257Love me a Racist Stego
>>558609317that shit dont matter when its 1200/x/1200/x/1200 lil nige
>>558608045Two, actually.
>>558609254About that...
>>558609390no just surprised that we have african torenas here
>no shinko windy>no nishino flower>no wit cards with usable RBit's mantover for me...
>>558609418that maru loses to an A+ smart falconsorry, I don't make the rules
>>558609481>african torenasNo
>>558609045>no threshold dirt a mile aLoses to Falco
>>558602829>3k carats>Ardan and a Gold City dupe.
This game took 8 fucking attempts to give me my 1st shop from team trial. I still need my 2nd holy fucking shit why is this happening to me.REMOVE THE FUCKING SHOP RNG HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING CYJEWS
>>558607897EIshin flash
>>558609045>all that oinking for MLB SSRs>Dirt A Mile Almao at piggers
>>558609484urara yeppers and ssr sunday, borrow fuku
>>558609578You jelly, bro?
>hot springs on my first ardan run
>>558609481I might be black but at least i'm not a nigger.
>>558609418Nah, I'd win.
>>558609606Hag
>>558609481More like black american torenas but I may be the only one that frequents this thread
>>558609649Unbelievably marked
>>558609578what are you even gonna buy gwo? t*io star pieces?
not going to movies alone because I'm not a loser
>>558609606nakadashi
>>558609623You could get that F2P if you were a reroller
>>558608128That would be true if it decreased target speed, but it decreases current speed instead. The target takes the hit, but then it just accelerates back to their original target speed.Speed debuffs that activate during the acceleration phase however basically act as a negative speed carryover and effectively last until the target reaches their top speed.Its still a nice bonus, and it makes Speed Eater better than every other 3 second velocity, but its not that big a deal.
>>558608037I bought the wrong team to one of them by mistake, oops.Also just realized doing compilation for 5 races up from my normal 3 batch rooms is even worse so you all just get hakuraku screenshots and links.Hopefully I don't dox anyone.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=3d36a8fb938chttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=f5993cb7977bhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=8b7ea13eeb3bhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=f356cce2537bhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=66e1222d90e6>>558608134>>558608204>>558608442>>558608673I'm not the only one with strong aces lurking here. Just check those first 2 rooms.>>558608340Shiraoki will bless me with a balanced comp finals and she will redeem herself from her Scorpio performance, surely.
>>558609649you better post the rape scene or I will curse you
>>558609045>SShuh. well i massively luckfagged mlb fuku and i only have LB1 riko but otherwise i could try this deck... he probably got groundwork from inheritance right? man ive been trying to chansform some quirk chungus oshi shit for so long i forgot you can just use parents for white skills.
>>558602829using the daily 50 paid caratsif I don't get her so be it
>>558609814You've redeemed yourself by posting the hakurakus, I love looking at them but I'm too afraid to use hachimi myself.
>>558609418
>>558609660Stop raping Umas
TM Opera O groped me
>>558610148She would do that
Have you been luckmaxxing?777
>>558610223No
cm rooms doko
>>558610004If they do ban for it then that just means I'm free
>>558610223Yes
>>558608291Everyone but Pasa. Pasa has harder time to get her ult with front heavy meta in next cm, unless you make her a front. But that is hard. Other uma you have are easier to build for next cm.
>>558610148You were asking for it
Serious questionDoes Pump+Redshift work for Aquarium lates or only pump works?
>>558610415I need umamilk
>>558610415>self-delete
>>558610412Redshift works, but it usually procs too late. Go MPB or Shadow Break instead.
i think i'm gonna have another spark by the time mejiro palmer releases so i'm thinking about dropping a spark on cards between now and thenwhat should i spark? How many dupes can i hope to get?
>>558610551My options are Redshift, Pump and Condor
I'm so tired bros. I'm going to get raped and spit roasted for saying this but golshi is my oshi and I've been trying to chansform a dirt version of her and this is the best I've got after weeks already. The dirt sparks just don't show up. Not to mention hishi amazon hints... It's like Spurt was removed from her hint table. I see pace chaser savvy so often but I literally have not gotten a spurt hints from her in over a week, the last time I saw it was from a fucking spirit burst on Biko.Should I just give up and make a smart falcons/digital/pasa team? I don't like any of them at all but this is legitimately grueling...
>>558610148just pin her down, she becomes a mare if you are aggressive
Cute
>>558610698no one actually has goldshit as an oshi
>>558610710The best kind of stallions(boys)
>>558610645Try Condor
>>558610698>likes goldship>Doesnt like Falco, Digitan and pasaKYS tourist
topro boobies
>>558610415sex
Why are people scared of racing against whales? That's the best part of this game. Beating fellow F2Ps just don't feel like an accomplishment
>>558610316Had to do something else after the first batch. I need to remember to set the room time to longer so I can use the re-host option after each room.4004281690140129112415369158262080306165Hakuraku screenshots still take a while, but better than clipping and then redacting names from the game at least.
>>558609731You're not alone
>>558609760Actually yes.
sweepy pussy
>>558610860fuck off kaite
>>558610931Built for Duramente
>>558610805Digital is annoying and not relatable whatsoever. Smart falcon is ok I guess honestly I wouldn't mind using her. Pasa is whatever I have no strong feelings about her either way. They're just boring. I'm a retard and golshi is my 2006 /b/tard rofl XD random waifu I can't help it.
>>558610860is not about getting an accomplishment, is about destroying someone else hopes
>>558610792Alright. Thanks
>>558610878just dox em
Is Ardan story for(You)-coded?
>>558609390Based fellow west African brother. I've always been stuck in the states, though.
>>558610602the only banners before palmer even remotely worth pulling for are fine motion and CBbut if it means you're totally broke after palmer then you can't pull for either, save it for maruzen and light hello instead
>>558611087Tamamo not being in this image is false advertising
>>558611087canon
>>558611087Turn them all into glue.
>>558611087>Urara remains pure
>>558611056she marks you in front of the crowd and gives you a lap pillow for valentines.
>>558608872imagine the shoejobs
>>558611056yeah, she even takes you to some lonely forest and rapes you gently
>>5586108781 slot left in 91582620>>558611035mmmnyo
>>558611087>gorilla is jewishMake sense
>>558603009https://jiggie.fun/gYxtc5https://jiggie.fun/gYxtc5https://jiggie.fun/gYxtc5
>>558611087Fucking hate this kike edit shitposting. Stop associating the umas with pol shit and fuck off forever.
>>558611087>They removed suzuka Why?
>>558611468why is ikuno penis part of the team
>>558611087
>>558611664I hate wokeness
>>558611056100%
>>558611664>Urara in an exchange program to Africa
>>558611664not canon
>>558611664This image will make sweepy explode
>>558611664SWEEP TOSHO IS GOING TO CRINGE AND LEAVE FOREVER NOOOOOOOOOO
>>558611259I read that as fap pillow.
>>558611883Mejiro Ardan fap pillow..
Ardan is so lewd!
>hurffurrdurrr waifu bait characterFind better tastes faggots.
>>558610878https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=fe89ecf6959fhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=c4468c5ca75bhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=ac6e55ff6d42https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=afa418a8d7e0https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=0af21e680c36That's it for now, gotta do other stuff.
>>558611482>festival OguriThey started it. Deal with it nigger
>>558612052>t.troonCope and seethe
>trainer would you like to go on vacation with me>actually let me rephrase that>you're going on vacation with me RIGHT NOW
>>558612053That was some bullshit btw
>>558612160based and ojou-pilled
>accustomed to hospital foodArdan...
>>558612240
>>558610698I'm doing the same thing and I have also been getting utterly fucking rinsed by RNG the entire time. today I had a run where I got Dirt A but the rainbow RNG was awful and I ended up with 1050 speed. I'm going to keep grinding it in the vain hope that the game will stop shitting on me...eventually
>>558612053does keen eye actually do anything
>>558612212let lates have their 15% of wins
>>558611482>ignoring the forced diversity
>>558612053Taiki uniques? Not plancha right?
>>558610967>uuuh can't relate so i don't like>I'm a retard and golshi is my 2006 /b/tard rofl XD random waifu I can't help it.This is what a fag raised by video essayist turns out to be
>>558612309I'd protect her delicate palate from fast food with my life
uh oh melty
>>558609814>>5586120536 SMaru wins out of 10. She's fuarking back.>>558612347It does this.
>>558612512>USANot an excuse
Flirting with Ardan!
>>558611883>>558611981that is what I call her paizuri meat
>>558612584>6 SMaru wins out of 10it really should separate characters by number of 3LB+ gacha SSR
>>558612613>implying white americans are faster than the average negro american>not using blacks american because muh diversity REEEYou know most of the successful American sportsmen are black and american born and raised right?
>>558612828stats are stats gwo...
get the hint retard, get the hint
>>558611520Shit horse. Game would be better without her.
>>558612584is that good
>>558613035some characters are only good when whaled
Left or Right, Torena-san?
>in the good ending ardan takes you to where you initially vowed to keep being her trainer and you two draw paintings of each other (just like the lovers' art in her story)>you tell her that she is eternal in your eyes and she responds saying that you'll be eternal togetherunbelievably marked
>fast learner 3 out of 4 of my last runs (2 of which are just parent runs)what the shiti've probably seen it no more than 3 times since i started playing the game before this week
>>558613037it's so passive aggressive it might be the most romantic thing i've ever heard in my life
>>558613037>Wit went down by 10.
>>558613117both, I'm a whore trainer after all
>>558613037She's being nice because she's very kind. Yeah, that must be it.
>>558613117Both babying me and having sex with me
All I'm getting from these Ardan screenshots is basically Ardan: "I want you, Torena-san."Torena: "What me to what? Be more specific."Ardan:
>>558613117I'll take Super Freak because she doesn't have glass bones and paper skin
>>558613154marked by the stars
>>558613117BOOOOOOOOTHBOTH BOTH BOTH BOTHBOTHBOTHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH AAAAAAAAARGH
>>558613037I wonder if she's on bad terms with the other Mejiros...
>>558612334What's your deck? Are you bringing Shakur or are you cracked out of your mind and somehow have dirt parents with spurt sparks?
this stamina biwa card seems pretty good
When does cm10 start?
consider
>>558612613kek retard
Huh. Nice stamina bwo
>>558612613Don't bother replying it's some retard trying to bait you into a 3 day
if you didn't use her when she was a meme you don't deserve her when she's metaq
>>558613513I'd love to use her if you know what I mean
>>558613513I used her like twice for a parent run because Sweepy was being mean to me
>>558613037Year 1 umas relationship with trainers really needs some update. Why are alts cursed to not have an updated / new story of their own.>>558613016White people are always having a melty ITT because they keep eating Ls.
>>558613641white people love fucking blacks, that's why they all have last names like franklin and jefferson. it's actually the germans.
>>558611883Using her boobs as my fap pillow.
>>558613378on summer 3 palmer organizes a mejiro day with all the mejiros and you spend the day chaperoning them and hanging out with ardan and palmer.
>>558613513I have yet to pull wit shakur. My accout may forever remain unmarked.
>>558612613It's UMA in AMERICA. Not UMA in FINLAND.
>>558613117I'm more of a nee-san kind of guy but I wouldn't mind Creek or anyuma either
>>558613513i don't have her card but i am pulling for her...
>>558613816That sounds nice!I bet they only have good intentions so as a trainer I must hang out with them to fix their family relations. They keep giving me weird glances that I'm sure mean they're hiding something I can't quite understand yet!
>>558613037>early trainers: "golly I wonder what this woman could mean...?">year 4-5 trainers are getting rabies, having sex with their childhood friends or getting sharingan transfers.
>>558613816paamaa sexing
speaking of finland, what would harness racing be in umamusume?
>>558613820>kimochiiiii
Dia-chan... It's so fucking over...
>>558613403the deck I'm trying to make work is not optimal but trying to get parents with dirt sparks AND spurt would take so unbearably long that the CM would probably be over by the time I actually get them, so instead I'm coping by borrowing sweep for spurt. I tried borrowing ayabe pow for daring strike instead of furious feat but unfortunately it seems to do fucking nothing because miles don't give Gold Ship enough time to reach the pace chasers/fronts before the late race starts (even with fucktons of midrace and 800 wit), while furious feat at least gives you the chance to get a nice fat accel. since the "get her to sneak up to the front" strat doesn't work at all from what I've tested I'm instead opting for the full gamble build of getting as many accels as I can and hoping enough of them activate at the right time to get her to win. my parents have 2 mile sparks and the rest dirt and the dirt sparks do actually cooperate sometimes.
>>558613836U M A R I C A
>>558614061rickshaw pulling is job of failed indian umamusumes
>>558613996>rabiesDon't say that
>>558614152nyo nyo, Dia-chan also loves me
>>558614162... Why dont you just borrow a dirt parent with spurt sparksthere must be some on the db
>>558613297
>>558613996don't forget that most of them take (You) with them to travel around the world, basically a honeymoon
waifufags were a mistake
>>558614231>SiL bit me>get a raging boner instead of crazinessWhat does it mean..
it's really fucked up how npc vodka has a random NSM
>>558614389Don't worry, women act like this with husbandos too
>>558614389Kill yourself
>>558607406OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>55861426511
>>558614389I'M THE KING OF IRELAND
>>558614389t. non-binary aromantic freak>>558613297He's literally me
>>558614296I looked on the DB and all the dirt parents that have spurt (very few) have shitty inherits and shitty blues that don't help at all so I made my own dirt pink maruzensky instead, since red shift does work for backliners in aquarius
majiro arden should show her cunt
>>558614389riajuu-san dozo~
>>558614168uma in usa
>>558614389I commission art of my horse sometimes with her clothes off. And save pictures of my horse kissing other horses and think its cute.
>>558614551this is the setup for 'blues don't matter just high roll your stats"
Finally, the Umapyoi Densetsu that was promised to me.
this time for sure
>>558614702
why is bakushin always making food in all her cards
Do late and ends actually need redshift or is that cope
>>558614231SiL is so cute
>>558614908what else do you take anyway, there's not enough accels to catch a front proccing A&S + Plancha
>>558614696adding even more elements that have to line up perfectly to get a usable uma when chansforming already requires an insane amount of factors lining up perfectly is pure insanity and masochism, and I'd rather not make it even more torturous than it already is. Sweep has been merciful lately and has actually been giving me spurt so I'm fine with leaving that part where it is.
>>558614815>>558602486holy
Digisex!
What are lates' inherits?I'm probably not going to bother with pump because I can't fucking find a mummy parent with dirt. Just Mummy?
>>558614970i don't have falco or taiki and late feels so copemy only hope is spooking something in my ayabe pulls
>>558615068my oshi saggy tits are number one
Protip: make a Suzuka
>>558614418>cute mouth>pain>the thought of being marked literally300% lewd.
>>558615107surely there's a ryan somewhere with 6* dirt GPs
>He wasted 30k carrots in a bottom of the barrel umaKEKARO
>>558614908if you're not doing a full gamble build you don't need it, but if you're going full gamble it's nice to have because that's one more accel skill that *can* activate at the right time and hopefully secure the win.
>>558615249leave my new year Urara alone
>>558615107redshift which is also good for getting your dirt sparks
>>558612707>>558611981>>558613793Ardan's Biiiiig fap pillows
Ardan bwos... we are the strongest Mejiro...
>>558615459DEAD LAST
Ines Fujin is so plain yet gets my balls going every time I look at her
>Hot Spring ticket on first Ardan runYeah she wants it
>He didn't save 90k carrots to 5 star herBricked
>first oguri run ever>immediate super glutton event>immediate slow metabolismyeah I see the appeal
>>558615263what else can lates win with
>>558615668classic
>>558615249>saying this with a Buena Vista imageohnonono
>>558615163Post skill
maybe the best first turn i've ever had in a career
>>558615831Cope
>>558615419so the skills to look out for are mummy, pump and redshift and you can just pick between them?
>>558615650uma jp is that way you fucking twat>>558510236
make clothes that funnel umamusume sweat down to her umanko where it drips off into my mouth
>>558615906I'm starting to notice something...
>>558615906
>>558615972we love Ai here
>>558615982chestnuts are the goddesses' chosen umamusume
>>558615906You first.
>>558613996>or getting sharingan transfers
>>558615107Pump, Shadow break and RedshiftMummy is shit
>>558616089>Still prefers medium to smaller lengthsBros...!
>>558616091Cope, seethe, and dilate
>>558602829When is the next rape ticket? I'll get her with it.
>>558616201meant for >>558616091
>>558616260I want to bury my face in every part of Inari One’s body
>>558616129i love her
>>558616091Damn nigga you got cooked by >>558616247
>>558616437MY FUCKING RIBS
>>558616437
>>558616437That's not very Nice...
FalcoUraraPasaFantasy PasaWhich ones should I go with for CM?Not dealing with mutation bullshit.
>>558616247>s-she won a CM so she's top tier!!Brother there was someone (a very based someone) winning with CHRISTMAS BIWA in a Sprint and she's far from an S-rank pick
>>558616437The doctor said the only prescription is nursing handjobs, followed by caring blowjob, and finally medical impregnation of traineeNot my rules, so get on it
>>558616376I didn't realize her game until recently
>>558616912Highly stacked bodyHighly sniffable Twin Tails
>>558616859Fantasy pasta if you have soul, otherwise base pasta.
>>558616859falco front, urara and paizuri pasa late
>>558616260good to see heightism in the community addressed
>>558617008#dangling_legs
>>558614650>And save pictures of my horse kissing other horses and think its cute.that sounds like pretty cuckish behavior to me, bro
>>558616886Okay dude you are not special, and neither is Ardan, you can stop crying salt tears
Uma attacks can kill ningens
>>558617247win win
I'm the future we have>paywalled QOL>whale power gap will only increase >literal diversity quota niggers gets addedIs there any reason to continue playing
>>558616912Mayano Top Gun is too tall
>>558617316if you like the game
>>558617316That stuff is like 2 years away. Enjoy the kino while it lasts?
>>558617316>Is there any reason to continue playingthere isn't. you should uninstall and fuck off
>>558617316Love
>>558617316Cute girls.
umaggers are sexy
>>558617316don't forget the global team would rather censor the game over bringing early QoL
>>558617183>Saving drawings onto your computer is cuckish behavior.Sounds like you need to delete your image folders bro. Otherwise you are contradicting yourself and shoving mental illness onto other people.
>>558617316Sweepy get back to work
>Espo gets a candied apple>It has pop rocks in it>mood down>Epso's in class late for some reason>She hears what she thinks are voices>mood downWoman please.
>>558617316There isn'tNow you can leaveBye
sweepy says yada but continues sweeping wonder why
>>558613641I think some Year 1 Umas need a career mode update in general, more specifically the ones who launched with almost none of their rivals in-game.
>>558616173ur sound upload is fucked
>>558616089I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT INSOLANCE!
>>558617667Tsundere
I failed her...
>>558617316there's the door
>>558617316Damn JPniggers live like this?
>>558616247
>>558617818
How good is gold city for cm10
>>558618237pace festival city is a secret /uma/ approved gaslight
>Is there any reason to continue playing
>>558618237Keen Eye bot that comes with On Your Left so you can run Oguri PowerShe’s Ok
>>558618237My mediocre pace Shichi was able to win around 5 times out of maybe 30 ish lobbies
Don't use sweepy's new dumper worst mistake I ever made
>>558618486This is a gaslight keep using sweepy it's safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNUByWk00Qo>>558618486>using EXTERNAL and HIGHLY OPTIONAL tools that he was OPENLY WARNED ABOUT USING was a mistakeShut up
>>558618486
>>558618486i belieb
>>558618486werks on my machine
>>558618486>dumperYou were warned, idiot
>>558618486Nothing ever happens
>>558618486Set your DoB to not 2 years ago
I THINK ALMONDS SUCK
>>558618486This is just the game detecting you are using an emulator btw
>gay faggot is baiting for replies again>people are falling for it en massenothing ever really happens, except for retards from both sides being baited
luckGOD coming through
>>558618910are you perchance slightly overweight and balding?
>>558618910Nice
>>558618723Can't wait for her to be in global to throw her career and watch her cry.
how much stamina would a late xoguri need? 400?
>>558618486I haven't updated sweepy since a couple weeks after it got forked. Like half the commits are fixing something that got broken in a previous update.
>>558619102
>>558619252>a couple of weeks>after it got forkedThis could mean a month, and you're talking about some random unknown fork no one knows or even uses.
>>558617759Mou ikkai
>>558617316 No
>>558619019Just four years to go!
>>558619487>ogg/opusgood boy>128+ audio128kb is transparent, 96kb is the recommended "close to transparent" value, 64 if you feel the need to save bandwidth.
>>558607959>>558609606i love Flash but her VA is so ugly. i guess you should separate art from artist, but in this context, VA.
I want to quit.
>>558609606>>558619731dios mio... la creatura...
>>558619487but can she do this
>>558618486Uh oh sweepy.
>>558619731the poor woman is ugly as sin, yes. HOWEVER, flash is cute as hell and I want her to escort me to düsseldorf. which is roughly 7h away from me.
>>558619390i'm talking about when sweepanon forked it from the original spyware version.
I like Tosen Jordan
I don't think the balding beer belly ojisans in this thread should be talking about other people's looks.....
>>558619731I don't think a VAs appearance matters at all anyway
>>558619956figured, but it's good to make sure. having said that, just keep an eye on the commits like a sane person, nothing to worry about update wise yet, except for improvements.
>>558619859real?
>>558619895She seems normal to me.>which is roughly 7h away from me.Shouldn't you go to bed?!
>>558619895I agree, Flash is cute. Her VA, on the other hand, is ugly. Fuck that; why isn't she wearing makeup or at least getting some skincare treatments? Imagine appearing in public with a face that looks like a carpet.
>>558619487Man what a good character song
>turned my horsegirl game into monkeygirl gameCygames how could you...
>>558620310Sleep isn't very effective, t b q h f a m.>>558620338Funny thing is that I'm quite anti-make up, however I'm obviously fine with a basic/simple layer of skin care or a bit of color to get rid of small blemishes, just not a fan of cakes up clowns. So on one side power to her and respect that she just embraces it(?), but surely she can do SOMETHING to improve her lot in life.
>>558620523>monkeygirl gameWhere
so is ardan actually good (for racing) or no?
>>558609606JESUS CHRIST WHAT AN UGLY WOMAN
>>558620673she's average
isn't the monkey girl the reason cyGAYMES even has a pity system
>>558620862Yes
>>558620701>>558620614>>558620338she's just old... probably pushing 40
>>558621026Looks a good bit better, still not great, but better. Something about the skull shape for me.
>>558621026would...
>>558621094She has a big mouth.
>>558619832bing bing wahey with Ardan-san
>>5586210263DPD are foul on the inside, so it doesn’t matter
Ai's so hyper competitive.
>>558621249based incel
Well isn't this interestinghttps://paulickreport.com/features/derby-bubble/the-derby-bubble-presented-by-kentucky-breds-the-best-to-never-do-it
>>558621249spechud would say this
>>558621310Yanko ZR...
>>558621026
>>558620862Andira the reason gachas have a pity system AND are obligated to show rates
>AND are obligated to show ratesI thought that happened cuz the Netherlands or some faggots close by had a huge fit over Battlefront 2, gambling and others?
>>558620614Drink a jug of milk then. Go2Sleep, broskie.
>>55860282970 rolls, used 50 tickets on her, so only 20 rolls are spent with carats
>>558621996In a few hours, don't wanna break my schedule completely, at least not for you.>Drink a jug of milkDid that earlier, love me a bit of milk.
>>558621638no, nobody respects the netherlands enough to conform to their laws. uma isn't even legal there.
Are the Ardan SEAfags gone yet
>>558622112>noHuh. Learn something new everyday.>uma isn't even legal there.I don't think just about any game with gacha tier elements is legal there, or a lot of modern f2p with funny box gambling elements period.
>>558621996Love me some german milk.
>>558619504
No one has an MLB Digitan up for borrow yet.
randomly ran across witgod's account looking for an oguri mile parent, surprising to see he has open follower slots, or maybe he trims off inactive accounts
>>558621638that's unrelated the spark system was released because a jap sued cygames for wasting over 6k dollars and now getting his monkey girl, which reached the japanese government. after that every gacha is obligated to have a pity system and show banner rates
>>558622483Hater will say no one likes himFans will say he trims his stuff as he plays a lotI say the glass is half full and empty at the same time
>>558606621IT WAS SO WORTH ITPlus Seiun Sky spooked me, so I have nearly every uma that I want. Still on the lookout for Falco, Oguri, Brian (kamioshi), and Finemo, but End parents are set, Front parents are acquired, and after Kita's banner (which I'll still be able to spark, praise Shiraoki-sama), I won't need to do anything with fronts until August when I roll for SSR SMaru. Today did not go how I planned. I knew it was a dumb thing to do, and I'm a bit raw that I got 5 fucking dupes, but oh well. I got two umas I REALLY wanted and sparked the third. So it's a success.
>>558622668Fascinating. Did that and the BF2 debacle happened around the same-ish time per chance, or is really just my brain mumbling completely unrelated events? Doesn't matter obv, just curious to fix my knowledge.>>558622943Sweep Tosho WOULD say this!
>>558622943humans being called monkeys would 100% be an umaslur
The attitude hasn't proc for two days (10 runs) (20 Inspirings)
>>558606923If they tried, it wasn't successfulwhen you first scout her she asks you on a date and takes you to an art exhibit, a part of which is a painting exposed to the outdoors. She whispers to herself that the artist dedicated it to his lover who was always by his side. At the end of the career she asks you for another date and asks if she can paint you. It's fucking romantic, I live for this shit.
>>558622943Cope
>>558619773The give up button's right there
>>558623065monkeygate happened in 2016 and the netherlands categorizing loot boxes as gambling in 2018
>>558622086Isn't your schedule already broken then? Thats a good start though>at least not for you.Aw >>558622943True facts>>558622356Big heavy jugs of German milk! Don't we all?
>>558622432Yes actually
>>558622407just reroll
>>558623461>Isn't your schedule already broken then?For You.>Big heavy jugs of German milk!Post favorite fat content. I'm inclined to 3.5 as a bare minimum, lately been enjoying 3.8 a good bit.
i hate mejiro stallions so much
If big breasts are all you care about how come Marvelous isn't anywhere near as popular
>JP adds melanin rich umas>futafags are now cucked by BBHCgreat time to be straight and vanilla.
She came home, and how kind of my wife to escort her. Bought a pack, got her on the first ten. Saving the rest for Kitasan.
What happens if I play Uma in the netherlands? Do these weak europoors will try to get me in jail?
>>558623765her hair is stupid
>>558607853what about watchful eye is that debuff good
>>558623765Marvelous scares me
Got the hot springs ticket on my very first Dober career run. >she hates menmy ASS she does, holy shit she is for (You), I thought it was impossible to underestimate the retardation in /uma/ and today demonstrated I had done so. God I love Dober
>ardan barges into your room and basically demands you go on a date with herhas she been hanging out with dia?
>>558623898>character is for (you)no shit sherlock its a gacha game.
>>558623787horse cock is just bbc for furfags when you think about it bro
>>558623765She is boring, her only quirk is "MARVEOULS MARVEOULS"
>>558623898
>>558623765I love Marvelous Sunday so much. I can't wait for her to come to global
>>558624065she actually has a shockingly good story
>>558623668People in hobby spaces are very sensitive and fragile because they spend all of their time engaging in escapism. Black athletes dominate American sports. American horses dominate horse racing. He's a tourist or just didn't care enough to engage with the media enough to understand Umamusume is an alternative world setting that doesn't have real world issues or geopolitical culture ware nonsense. They are the ones bringing it in and making it our problem.
>>558623898she's quite distant at first but gets so mindbroken by the arima kinen you become her caretaker for the rest of the campaign
>>558624182>shockinglyStop using this word for everything that is remotely sad or depressing, her story is boring and nothing special
>>558624182I've heard it's not nearly as good as the real horse's story
>>558622401its gonna be hard to resist camping taiki, its pretty cute and as much as i love her texan bikini, the green is kinda an eyesore
ardan ayabe and kitasan ? a skip for me! saving everything for satono diamond!
/uma/ - mejiro general
>>558623765People are scared of her powers.
>>558624368I had a soapland girl cosplay her and drain me like this she's a JAV actress tooumamusume
>>558624368>wants diamond>but uses ugly af slopbaffling
>>558623530I might just do that. What's the easiest way to sandbox?
>>558624297You are shockingly gay
>>558624505>EVERYTHING IS SLOP REEEEhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9325197?q=parent%3A9325130Get over it and take your meds, your schizo is acting up
AIEEE MY FUARKING MERCH I HAVE 2 PRE-ORDERS OF UMA STUFF FROM AMIAMI
>>558624728>Mutts being cocked yet againlmao
>>558624425Unironically, yes
>>558624491well ARENT YOU COOL!?
>>558623765She's still 2 years away
>>558624825You're not alone, I just choose to be scared and aroused.
>>558624425>puts you in the marvelous dimension
Umallo
>>558617316there isn't you should uninstall but stay here to laugh at and call everyone still playing cucks
>>558624603I didn't say AI. Still ugly af. AI would probably give the ass some shape instead of some weird blob
>>558624728I didn't get this email. I literally just paid for a huge order a few days ago too. Also maybe I should rush pay for my Stego shit from Goody and Buyee
>>558624425>>558625050I can't fap for the next 11 days why are you doing this to me
Do i need to pull for anything else as a lateGOD?
please stop...
>>558625643Your Kris S stamina?
>>558625670It will be at 610k later this week just so you know
>>558625670Problem TOOTS??
>>558625643dia wit (with duramente spd)cafe wit
>updated my TT stuff 2 weeks ago>finally easily got into 600k>last week managed 628k>this week im stuck at 597kfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I want Ardan but I only have 11k carats and I don't want to use THAT when MANT is close and it might make me quit
>>558624728>Walmart has figured out how to get shit into America no problem but the Japanese struggleYeah nah this is just on amiami/every fucking Japanese company being incompetent. Amazon isn't having any of these issues either with e-commerce.
>>558625734Borrowing till cafe wit>>558625852Oh, i thought cafe was in 2028, she's wayyy sooner. What's so good about dia?
>>558626059>CyGames doing the gatekeeping for usIt's really funny. Go back to your happy space and masturbate until you fall asleep. You got work in the morning.
>>558626241Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>558626072Maybe because Walmart and Amazon are 10000 times bigger than AmiAmi
>>558625643Eishin Flash SSR
>>558626446What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Just hire the right legal and logistics people lmao
Does spechud like black umas?
>>558624491EXPLODE
>>558624491Mambo danchou....
>>558626568spechud only likes being a fat fuck disgusting girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY
I want to get her card if only cards doesn't need to be MLB'd to be fucking useful
>>558626602
>>558626059you are not the target audience for uma you can stop playing and leave bye bye!
>>558626695Mambodancho looks like this? Goddamn
>>558626059Byebye mentally ill retard you wont do nothing
there could be cornrowed moon crickets around
>>558626794>>558626857keep coping niggers no one wants to look at you both irl and in video games all black umas should be white washed before being added into the game
Where's the Sweepy Dumpy that will kill my account. I need to DIE
>>558626695
>>558627048You lost. Go find another game
>>558626867
>>558627096https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumperUnironically u will be fine. This doesn't even modify the game filesJP used it for years and just recently got patched (and somehow the repeat the exact same mistake for global)
So how do you guys cope when a run is clearly conspiring against you
>taiki and grasswonder for burgers>eishin flash for cakes and brötchen>fine motion for ramenwhich uma for chinese cooking, added points if they have a chinese dress
>>558627048nta, someone that cares so much about looks is often ugly af irl and projecting all their insecurities. Everything living bleeds red and if you think any other color matters I pity your feeble brain [spoilers]also stormweenies are just annoying and couldnt string together an argument if their life depended on it[/spoiler]
>>558627314neicha
>>558627314crown
>>558627240>and somehowThey use very old engine code, essentially copy pasting most things while adding english text.
>>558627314Rickey
>>558627339Ctrl+S retardbwo
>>558627339KEKAROOO EMBARRASSING ASS POST
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>>558627438nice
>>558627240reddits already started whining about bots, eventually cy wont be able to ignore the casual whales for the tryhards. Especially since most of the botters are probably poor seafags trying to get that sweet 50$ amazon gift card
>>558627291I wait until it's truly hopeless and then I turn it into a fan run. I had 3 really promising runs today that all failed for a different reason. Skills, aptitudes, or stats. But I'll get that high roll.
Is No Stopping me Required for late surgers or is nimbe navigator enough
>>558627240>Unironically u will be fineNYOOOOOOOOOO guess I wont be dying even with MANT on
>>558627558NSM is required for mile CMs. It can easily make you win if you proc it early during late-race
Poke dad!
>>558627558when it's reliable it's essential. when it's not, like in aquarius, it's nice to have but a definite gamble.
>>558627498Theres even a youtube shorthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HZU3rdc18DM?feature=share
>dumperONE LINE TOO FAR, AND THIS WAS THE ONE! IM CALLING THE CYJEW HOTLINE!
I think dumper needs a better name. I don't want to call it dumpy
>>558627558You should take it since dirt CM will be the the last CM you'll have an easy access of NSM. You'll need yeppers wit from MANT onwards if you want to get it
https://umamusume.com/news/100068/
I'd consider Sweep's dumper alright
>>558617316Look man I'll be honest with you I'm Black and I really don't appreciate these posts, makes me feel unwelcome.
>>558627972Sweepy's dumpy.....
>>558627558just watch practice races - if everyone is spreading out when spurt starts, nsm becomes a costly use of sp. Can use this logic on basically every track. Ofc, you might still luck out 1/5-10 races and nsm wins you even in tracks where spread happens
>>558627558Do you have FF+OYL? If both, skip NSM, if only one, buy it
>>558628106Lmao and nothing happened
>>558628079>558628106>last monthdo notcarefaggot>>558628145>Tosher is poop fag>Tosher is german
So what is ebayans personality like anyways?Like i get she is a gyaru from the general description of her, but is there anything else of note?
>>558627891He only did sub 30 races which isn't even close to what whale can do. His point still stands though.
>>558628248None her main thing is "Her dad owns cygames"
>>558628106The catch is that dumpy doesn't even modify the game. It's safer than hachimi but not by much
The new NPC umas are really cute bwos
>>558628248Funny enough despite all this breeder cup bullshit and pomp and circumstance the scenario has more fucking focus on Marche Lorraine than it does Yanko
>>558628228Y'all just bein' racist in broad day now, huh? Fuck you guys.
>>558628213FF+OYL sounds very overkill. For Cancer and Virgo I did FF+Nimble/NSM, and I think that's good for spreading your net.
>>558628528>>558628528>>558628528move
>>558628423Oh interestingGuess they are saving her stuff for when IRL ebayans career is over and they push her as an actual trainee then
>>558628469IF YOUR GOING TO BAIT RETARDS ATLEAST BE FUNNY
>>558627891dumper is a stepping stone to make a headless umabot I wanna try hitting 300m a day then fuck off from this game for a bitT. John sweepy
>>558628518It's good if the uma has innate FF like vodka or pasa, but as a borrow just OYL is enough yeah
>>558626234to be honest i just see a lot of other late surger people planning to pull dia, but now that i look at her card i'm a little underwhelmedi guess maybe they're cafe oshi players so they need a secondary LS wit card, or they're going for the double value with duramente
>>558628546FIX THE TOKYO "TURF" YOU NIGGEEEEEEERS
>Actually training my Tachyon properly for the first time after watching the movie>everything is going smoothly, got practice perfect and Charming fairly early>all 1st places>only a coulpe mood drops that are fixed easily>GET THE TICKET>She's using the purple sweater that made me get her prize figureholy shit holy shit>ends a few points from Sah damn it, almost perfect run for what I have
>>558628469Yes.
>>558629345Nice URA uma uwu :)
