EVERYTHING BIRDS EDITIONhttps://files.catbox.moe/ij3zg0.mp4>Patch 7.41 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fa89e48b03a6bf6deac50a23fdfc39f7df64fb2a>Little Ladies Day Feb 26 to March 12https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Little_Ladies_Day/ivf88rc2gm>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources• February 27, 8:30 AM EST | Diabolos Lavender Beds W26 P23 | Pokemon Presents Watch Party >>558312948 • February 27, 4:00 PM EST | Brynhildr Shirogane W20 P45 | Vore/Sizeplay Meet Up• February 27, 7:00 PM EST | Diabolos Goblet W17 P41 | Pokemon Day Party >>558312948• February 28, 7:00 PM GMT | Lich, Light Empy W7P48 | Moonie Movies Afro Samurai >>558440852• February 28, 3:00 PM EST | Mateus, Hyrstmill (North Shroud) | Project Ishgard Joust >>558084486• February 28, 6:00 PM EST | Adamantoise, Doman Enclave | Delubrum Reginae Savage Meetup >>557888191• March 6, 6:00 PM EST | Jenova Goblet W18 P43 | Mario Party Salty Bets >>558176762Previously: >>558631589
catboy supremacy
I have 2 neuron
>>558639848Previously on /xivg/LISTEN UP YOU DEGENERATE MOONIE-KEKED DEEP-STATE LAPDOGS, the globalists at Square Enix have finally dropped the mask on Patch 7.41 and it's ALL PART OF THE PLAN! While the sheep are jerking it to Little Ladies Day events and "meetups" that are just glowie honeypots for ERP NTR rituals, the real /xivg/ truthers are exposing the femlala psyop: they engineered middle-sized lalafell waifus as the PERFECT mind-control vectors to turn every GAM into a drooling size-queen slave! Catgirls aren't just "sexy," they're interdimensional succubi portals pumping out yearn-bait and consensual-non-consent hypnosis to collapse Western civilization one crystal conflict queue at a time!The schizo death-wish posters screaming "DB MUST DIE" and "Lientri is based queen" aren't trolling they're the LAST LINE OF DEFENSE against the polycule overlords and samefag reptilians running M11S reclears while shilling monster-girl lamia slime impregnation as "wholesome"! Dawntrail wasn't a jungle expansion, IT WAS THE JUNGLE TO HIDE THE VEGETATION-FREE GPU-LOADING FALSE REALITY so we never notice the concept-art soul they stole to feed the Archon-Fatcat blood ritual!They're coming for your miqote e-pussy next, bros WAKE UP BEFORE THE FART-SHART FEMRA FALSE FLAG TURNS US ALL INTO FROGS!! THEY'RE TURNING THE LALAS GAY!!!
>bird saving us from another tranchelle opBless your soul.
>BRD at 98>WAR at 84>SMN at 60The last non-healer jobs I have left to max level. Then the true anxiety begins.
sometimes i wonder if rore is trying to be that unfunny or if it comes naturally
do u guys think criterion will drop gear this time
>>558639932This is why my hat is lined with tinfoil
>>558639848EB status of this cutie?
>>558640023i think it would be pretty funny if the ult bis required raid gear criterion gear and tome gear
Suck my lowlander’s fat cock
I am a femlala who will snuff out the light and embrace a world of darkness...
ALTER FRONTLINES CREWASSEMBLEYOU KNOW THE LOCATION
>tfw kinda bored lately>anytime anons need help in PFs caster slot always takenKinda contemplating doing criterion savage now, which one do I start with?
>>558640134aieee i have to play my cc match first
SNUFF OUT THE LIGHTCLAIM YOUR RITETO A WORLD OF DARKNESS
>>558640148do you already have the criterion normal clears?
>>558640082>EB statusSingleCcaw!? We must work together to find the best sticks to build the best nest first, then we can judge eachother's EB worthyness... deal?
>>558640148sildihn is by far the easiest and if you dont have any criterion experience its probably the best place to start
>>558640014Have you any idea what British food is like? The man copes as he must.
>>558640091I think they should do it like that. Raiders love playing content they dislike and that period should be extended as much as possible.
>>558640134ok i'll drop by in a few
>>558640220>This place is a source of amusement first and foremost and a canvas for me to paint on.
goodnight ^_^ thank you again to those who came to help with alexander, time to pass out since i have finished toiling in the pose mines and am going to blow up the next bot that undercuts me
>joy>normal
How would you change SMN and BLM to be as cool as RDM and PCT?
>>558640434gn bro
>>558640432This but unironically, but with how sensitive the internet is, I doubt I will ever have to be pushed to like do all the stuff I used to do. To piss people off, all you have to do is,>I LIKE X!Then chaos ensues.
>>558640505>used to do
I have a feeling he watches too much Naruto
By the way, those instant deletes are his way of getting by from getting his proxy site ip banned
You can brush my hairUndress everywhereImaginationLife is your creationYou can touchYou can playIf you say I'm always yours...
I like Muffy Mog
my face 3 dunesfolk femlala just burped so hard she frew up >_<!!!!!
I like skub
>>558640537As do I >>558640548Oh, that explains it, do you think he realizes that it's a lot of effort just to be mildly annoying? It's not even efficient shitposting.
>want to play XIV more>WoW has better housing, more of my friends, more content, no mod beasts, retro versions included in subscription It's really hard to justify coming back to XIV bros...
my face 1 femlala threw up a little when we kissed and she really hopes you couldn't tell
>>558640537Jujutsu Kaisen, Miki. It's the zoomer version of Naruto. And definitely had a negative effect on that excuse for a brain.
>>558640648Then don't? Play whatever you want it's not a big deal either way. A lot of people here play both games anyway, they're not mutually exclusive.
You are not your femraI am your femra
my face 3 dunesfolk lalaboy simply doesn't throw up
My dark triad trillionaire widower (under suspicious circumstances) werewolf malezen that still has his EB ring on and softcore rapey vibes has entered the thread
Are CC calls done for the night or would anyone like a few more?
>>558640134better hurry upfrontlines will be dying down in an hour or so
>>558640761I really should go to bed...
My moonie? Gathering on her druid all weekend
>>558640761I would like a few more
soft faggy lalaboys
how do we fix me being bored of ffxiv?
>>558640195Is normal the ones where you kill mobs before the bosses?>>558640285Do I need dungeon gear or can I walk in with current BiS
>>558640801where are you at i gotta piss
>>558640692Ah yesss that one that always have a new movie that makes the animeboys wear funny anime coats to cinemas
my femra is watching code geass while eating madeleines rn
>>558640761I have to sleep too. GGs
>>558640758Good, now I can message JE
>>558640801wheres your raven lord bro
>>558640801your moonie may want to take a few steps forward for there appears to be a hazardous chemical spill behind her
>>558640852In bed
>>558640758my malezen is watching his favorite amvs
Queue up for Casual CC on Crystal, 7:30 ET!Hopefully that's not too much gap, first call needs a little lead.
>>558640758Is your dark triad trillionaire widower (under suspicious circumstances) werewolf malezen that still has his EB ring on and softcore rapey vibes THIS kind of werewolf? If so, let my malezen hit (figuratively)
>>558640867me middie started watching Gundam Zeta tonight and am surprised on the quality improvement from 0076 to Zeta im excited
>>558640892cool be right there
>>558640801Jen...
>>558640826A serious lack of ones from the general...
>>558640857No, Miki, that's Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer. I swear I'll have to teach you about anime.
>>558640939Stop messing with my agp
>>558640934me melf thinks zeta might be his favorite and loves Kamille's shrieking autism.
>>558640692why is it that so many brownoids like this anime
>>558640934me veena remembers the exact same feeling, that one shot with the hizack in the op made him really happy
>>558640934sounds good, i'm only on episode 3 but geass is shaping up to be pretty fun
>call CC>get the rando queueWhat am I, a joke to you?
>>558640936Kinda hot
>>558640954It's fine I don't really watch them....
>>558640836use the manderville relic if you have it otherwise bis is a very minimal difference even on savage
ULALA here I come!
>>558641018Has "hype moments and aura". But don't ask them about their thoughts on the story.>>558641105You're missing out. Try Cowboy Bebop.
Is this MMO pay to win?
>>558641105major ick when a guy says 'i'll teach you'
>>558640573at least post initials then...
despite recent thread events my femra will NOT apologize for referencing JJK
>>558640826Raped into being straight.
>>558640994>stopYou're being a bad girl right now...
>>558641161>try this anime XYZI won'tIt's funny because irl I have to say woww I see waw I'll check it out if I have time!
>>558640835othergamingpeople shit it on it a lot nowadays but yoshi-p isn't wrong in encouraging you to take breaks and play other gamesyou don't need to be on xiv 24/7
>>558641206Only in subtle ways
Character plot Gloomy Young master obsessed with the cult goes insane and into qi deviation when his guardian dies during one of the garlean invasions on othard.
>>558641206yeah you have to pay for the latest and most fashionable mogstation glam, otherwise the maleras at the club won't pay any attention to you (you will never be their kitten)
Sitting up late to talk with my EB is starting to take it's toll on my body, but she is sooo cute bros
My meena is a the Yuta Okkotsu of xivg (he has dark circles under his eyes and is haunted by an evil foid)
>>558641284Oh well.
>>558640835What's the latest thing you've been doing in XIV? I swear to God if you say OC...
>>558641335post her, and don't try to pull any "she goes to a different thread" nonsense
Boomerangs are such fake bullshit they don't work like that at all
>>558641406yea they do?
>>558639951riallant and rore are the ones spamming those though
Casual Crystal CC, 10:30 ET! If I don't recognize anyone in this match it will be the last one.
I’ve seen this episode before
>>558641394No, she's not even a xivger, I just wanted the world to know I love her
>>558641372I just checked and I wasn't even born when that came out grandpa
>>558641267qrdi stopped reading it 30 chapters in because it was slop
>>558641454Casey is /xivg/ though
>>558641442Shut up man
>>558641478>pulls the she doesn't even post heresure thing anon
Lalafell, the mothers preferred race.https://youtu.be/FTEwARTOEIw?si=NT2Lgxa1L2G7-bp7
>>558640748wish she (he) was my femra...
>The Little Ladies’Day seasonal event has begun! Details: https://sqex.to/zICgF
>>558641482no i mean like referencing it when i make stuff
>>558641447Neither of us are, go to bed and stop seething that you keep getting caught skinwalking.
>>558641512She genuinely doesn't, and I'm not gonna post her on 4chan.
>epic hero is rarer than every legend titlecrazy
>>558641564rape!
>>558641335Giwtwm
>>558641480>grandpaI'm only 26...I just appreciate the old stuff...
>>558641378Not them but when I feel a bit bored I end up making new glams and or gposing.
>>558640341Ma'm I would like your roe to sit on my face in her tights.
>>558641267my femra is only interested in good media like breaking bad and the sopranos
>>558641576sure thing anon
>>558641281Sorry..
>>558640748i love you babei made you so perfect
>>558641494oh, oops >>558641480Watch it or you'll lose your office lady cred and be reduced to a mere zoomer e-girl
>>558640835Seconding other gaming, you're mentally ill if you just stick to ffxiv.Another solution is finding and meeting new people and either doing stuff you don't normally do or helping them get through content.
>>558641325PLot Hook: He's afraid of crows and has one as a arch enemy and reoccuring villain
>>558640952People schizo all the good Lalaboys away from here, let alone the femboys.
>>558641637BB is in fact peak (FUCK walter btw) but i haven't seen the sopranos...
>>558640505they will never understand you idk why you bother
>>558641637>no mention of The WireBEGONEBEGONE WITH YE
>>558641480wait really? You weren't born yet in 2001? I always got the impression that you were older than that.
damn this thread is fucking dead
Me femrara is only interested in people who can enjoy powerful western dramas like iCarly...
>>558641767>>558641637you need to watch The Wire and then cap it off with The Shield, easily 4 of the top 5 shows of all time
>>558641823too busy snagging these drippy t-shirts too post, unc
>>558641698MMMMMM
>>558641683I wish, just a few years and I too can be a 00后>>558641787 Huh I googled and it says it released in 1997 or 8 or something
my femra needs male character attention...
>>558641874post her then
>fate inside the citythats neat they should do this more often
>>558641874my maliddie is available queen
>>558641874Ok. My Lalaboy is en route to your location to make you my transgender princess wife.
>>558640623I got so much skub in my illegal maints bar, come take a look.
>>558641715I'll tell you a story, let me prepare it.
>>558641902im in bed>>558641940hey...
>>558641264You're eager. I like that, since it means you'd be more willing to subject yourself to some acts that others would balk at the idea of.Share your race and DC and I'll keep an eye out for hints...
>>558641874But I don't even know you, lady!
I didn't know sour keys were a Canadian candy and I mentioned that I was eating some during raid and my entire static started making fun of me for being a leaf....
Evens keep posingOdds Endfield0 M11S
so called doms when someone actually wants to meet: >>558641992
>>558641698likes the occult, hates crowsa tragic figure
>>558641406If I can throw one and have it come back so can you. Toss it like you're tossing a hat onto a hatrack in a 1920s film noir movie.
My bunboy is in need of female character (biofem) attention
my lalaboy washing your ears in the tub, but ultimately gets soap inside and you get a nasty infection and hate him for many moons.
>>558642063Just go to Jenova Limsa>(biofem)Awfully picky.
racist malezen bf x softwoke femra gf
He really just sits here all day talking to himself huh?
>ippiki is backMove over, lesser thirst males. Your king, your thirstlord, has retvrned.
>>558642053>you want to meet>I want to abuse immediate ick
>>558642073why would i let him inside when hes got a perfectly good kennel outside
>>558641874>male character attention>femrafiddie only sorry
>>558642051what are we endfielding today sis
>>558642063Best i can do is a greasy neckbeard that types like what they think a woman would type like but really they just come off as a freak and never vc
>>558642105Mood, where's my softwoke femra gf??
>>558641871>Huh I googled and it says it released in 1997 or 8 or somethingOhhh my bad I was looking at the American airing date, you're right. Man I kinda feel gross for spankin it to your pictures now, realizing how much younger you are. Only a little though.Anyway that other anon is right though Bebop is really good.
>>558642105There's a racist malezen with a softwoke cat in this very thread sis
>>558641646Next time I see you, its facesitting time...I'll be keeping an eye out on any further transgressions from you
>>558642063same but i'm a female character (GAM)
My femra is dark woke and thinks every branch of the US government needs to be gunned down like rabid dogs in the streets
erm... im not seeing any talk of the three kingdoms tv show amongst all this "kino" being talked about..?
my lalaboy is runnin' around doin the event with his fcmates and it makes him feel special and like he's really part of the gang :)
>>558642187Anon most guys that do are older even one in his 70s you're not bad at all
*coughs blood*
ummmm theres people here cheering for the idols that arent on their shirts.... kinda sickening........
Pretty fun match. Casual CC on Crystal, 3:50 ET!
>>558640835try diff content from what u normally play!! i always have lots of different things to do like yellow quests, sightseeing, levelling a new job, pvp levelling etc but im maybe in a nicer position than you bc im still a sproutjust mix it up basically>>558641823everyone is asleep or on discord i think>>558642063post him
>>558641874Unless you're a femezen, im not interested. Even then, youd be nothing more than eye candy or someone to gpose cute screenshots with (not sexual).
Racist malezen x slightly less racist malezen
>>558641874my femra needs a huge bowl of hot chicken n sausage gumbo good night
>>5586422613 kingdoms is a book first and foremost dummy
I saw a scary name in queue
>>558641715The huntsman and the fox.Once upon a time where there was a young huntsman. He lived a peaceful life until the day his fiancée said to him:>"All the other women in the village have beautiful fur boas. Why don't you shoot a fox, and make me a boa too?"Loving his fiancée, the next day he rode off into the woods to catch himself a fox. But when he found a fox, the fox said:>"Please don't shoot me. I have a family and they can not survive without me." The huntsman listened to the fox and agreed to not shoot it.When he came home without a fox his fiancée said: |>"Where is my fur?"The huntsman told his fiancé what had happen, and she answered: >"If you do not catch me a fox by tomorrow, I will leave you."1/4
Name that one ebin you want to see come back.
>>558642360If they were doing content they can't be that scary.
>>558642392>1/4sybau
>>558642408Ardbert
>>558642408Selkie
>>558642408Brahms.
starting to think Val might have a southern accent
>>558642346I'll make it for her and also spoon feed her myself while she is wrapped in a blanket
>>558642408None of them, they are free from this shithole
>>558642128how does one be into facefuckin and not be into abuse thot. receiver sometimes
>>558642408amber
starting to think THAT femra is not real gay and it's performative...
>>558642408The penis hole man
>>558642053Sorry to disappoint. You'll find someone more accommodating, I'm sure of it.
>>558642457ewww
>>558642440ippiki...
>>558642408I like them too much to want them to return to this current hellhole. Just wish I was brave enough to actually talk to them ingame.
>>558642273Lol yeah yeah I know, I guess I just had a sudden moment of realization that I really have become a dirty old man now.
>>558642408the cum ranger
>>558642163Starting the the Lil' Dodge training arc
anyone still proggin m12?big smoochies and gl
>>558642187>Man I kinda feel gross for spankin it to your pictures now, realizing how much younger you are. Only a little though.chat is this rizz?
>>558642408Definitely Ardbert Hylfyst...
>>558641991>im in bedsounds like you need male boyfriend attention instead
>>558642530Men age like wine you're well into your prime when you get older
>>558642408Pygo unironically
My malezen thinks you should find someone who makes you happy and be less concerned about what they are, within reason.
>>558642494facefucking is just having your face and throat roughly fucked, doesn't mean i want to get into other stuff that borders on abuse. at least imojust want my throat used as a sleeve by a cute fiddie is that so wrong
>>558642267/hug
>>558642685Yeah but the selective reduction is the best way to filter for someone who makes you happy.I don't think I'd get along well with someone who loved femroes, at least enough to be romantic.
>>558642317Very cute bun. Would be happy to do content with if our paths crossed.
>>558642392>>558641715As the young huntsman loved his fiancée, he rode out the next day again. When he found the fox, the fox once again said:> "Please don't shoot me. I'll give you anything, but please don't shoot me."> "But if I come home without your fur, my fiancée will leave me", the huntsman said.> "You can have my tail, with that you can give your fiancée a beautiful fur boa. But in exchange, you have to promise me to never shoot a fox again.The huntsman agreed, and cut the tail of the fox. When he came home his fiancée said to him,> "This is the smallest fur boa I have ever seen. The rest of the village will laugh at me!".The huntsman explained the promise he made to the fox in the forest, but his fiancée would not listen.> "If you don't get me a bigger fur by tomorrow I will leave you", she said.2/4
>>558642685A lot of people in this thread would unironically be happier if they stopped concerning themselves with what other people are doing.
Casual CC on Crystal, 7:10 ET!
>>558639895True and real
>>558642139>the chainsHeh, he knows how to pick those silly goose
>>558642614a femra can yearn
>>558640134can i q against u guys
>>558642502why did you think that femra was gay to begin with
>>558642759It's not about the species, it's about what's inside. If there are 100 ugly futa roes piloted by insecure GAMs who throw shitfits over nothing, it still has no effect on the one cute big tiddy lady roe being cute. >>558642779True but a lot of them act out for attention too.
>>558641874does she like lalaboys
>>558639932WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPWALKING SHEEPLE OF THE CLIQUE SYNDICATE! DONT LISTEN TO THIS ACTUAL RETARD. heed my words! THE FEMLALA MAFIA HAS INFILTRATED OUR MHIGGAMINDS, AND PATCH 7.41 IS THE FINAL GLOWFAG STAGE OF THEIR RITUAL! They’ve bio engineered the Caramel popcorn as the perfect mind-control weapon to enslave your thoughts, your hearts, your GIL. Behind the veil of their craftfaggotry lies the truth: these tiny, overlords are planting psychic chains on every GAM—controlling your every decision, turning you into a fanta addicted FORM race changing drooling, size-queen, backflip slave to the MAFIA CLIQUE. You thought Little Ladies Day was innocent? THINK AGAIN. It's just a front for the interdimensional, sex-ritualized FEMLALA MAFIA, ready to turn your Female character into moist sacrifices and catboy slaves in their hive of debauched delights. All this LADIES DAY this and MELTIE that is all being used to distract YOU from (((THEM)))SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BRO? I'll tell you what, stop fucking buying the CARAMEL POPCORN from crystal where the Lala fucking Mafia is coating it with seasoning that turns out ebins into GOONERS. The next thing you know the broken choker will re open and then we will all be fucked.
>>558642778>>558641715Riding into the forest the next day he met the fox without a tail and said:> "I'm sorry fox, but I must shoot you, or my fiancée will leave me."The fox looked at him and said: > "If you show me now, you will never your way out of this forest."> "But I know every tree and glade in this forest", said the huntsman.> "When a stranger walks these grounds, I come out of my house to guide them. My presence alone helpers wanderers here find their way out", said the fox. > "And if you shoot me, no one, not even you, will ever find their way home", the fox continued.The young huntsman did not know what to do, but thinking about his beloved fiancée, he pointed his gun at the fox and pulled the trigger.3/4
>>558642902Show me your yearning license
>>558642239I'll be good I PROMISE
>>558642714>i want my throat abused and used as a sleeve>i don't want to get into stuff that borders on abusesis, i get not liking "other" forms of abuse but facefucking is inherently abusive except consensualunless you mean like they facefuck you but ask if you're ok and you're into the juxtaposition of an inherently "cruel" or "abusive" act but the gentle nature of the one performing the actjust sayin sis but "i want my throat used as a sleeve" is defo some form of physical abuse cause being gagged is not exactly comfortable
>>558642903Sure! A match just started though. I'll try to give the next one more lead time so you don't miss it.
>>558642967No I meant more, I don't like how 90% of femroes look and I certainly don't want a woman who looks like that. So I'm probably not going to find a cute petite subby latina playing one.
>>558642714>my throatcan i go down that and digest
>>558643020I am a femlala who uses popoto potage...
>>558643107Put down the potopo potage don't make any sudden movements
My malezen wants to crush a femlalas womb.
>>558643026im sorry officer... i dont have one
>>558643176No! My Ardbert is squishy, I need this potage!
>>558642714I'm not sure where your mind drifted to when I alluded to other acts, but I assure you it would remain firmly in the same realm. I wasn't clear about it, but things like being unrelenting or not giving the other person too much time to recover is what I meant. After all, you wouldn't think about giving a mere sleeve time to breathe, would you now?
When is the concert...
>>558643021>>558641715As the young huntsman made his way back with his catch, it seemed the fox had been right. He searched and searched for his way out until he stumbled upon a small, strange house. He rang the bell, but no one opened. As he opened the door and lightly threaded in, the door closed on him. He tried to open it, with all his might, but it would not budge. At home, the demanding fiancée started worrying, when her dear huntsman did not come home. Days became weeks, weeks became months and months became years, but the huntsman was nowhere to be found. The fiancée soon forgot all about her cravings for a fur boa...But the huntsman, she could not forget. You wonder what happened to huntsman? He's in that house to this day, all by himself. Whenever someone needs his assistance, he makes his way out to guide them. Gooday day. Don't get lost now.4/4
>>558643218That'll be 300 pounds and 20 thrupence
wanna... jk... :eyes: unless... nah but... what if... im playinnnn :eyes :eyes: buuuuut....
>>558643045i just want to know who the fiddie is...
>>558643246there's a lot to digest in this onewhere is thiswhat concertproof of the title???
i wanna post a cool song post a garuda
MY FUCKING GOAT
>>558643209same
god I forgot that that one femlala was a pvp melter
>>558643261>300lbs femraSexo
>>558643050okok
>>558643357/flamesalute !!
>>558643085>latinaSee there's your problem, you're looking for a specific race instead of someone who makes you happy.
What happened to the schizos
>>558643482I'm still here
>>558643482You took your meds and they disappeared.
>>558643329Little lady's concert..the miqo'te with the title ran away before I could ask for proof
>>558643482their targets all realized they could just talk to people they liked personally instead of using this bad thread as an interface so the schizos have been left behind for now
Stand up and stretch. Grab something to sip, and then...Casual CC on Crystal, 1:05 ET!
I know its ul'dah but its nice to see my kin.>t.lalafell
>>558643231im sold... hold my head all the way down and thrust away...
>>558641575>called out the subhuman cockroach riallant from his nonwhite woodworks>immediately spouts the same inane schizo shitkekaroo
I'm team ulala
>>558643283i feel you sisover half the time my yearnposting goes nowhere even if i'm like i will bend over for you rn if you drop a loc, like can a sister get her back blown out without all the worrying about rep and ramifications damnthe times where i successfully met up with and became fwbs by yearnposting, i end up learning why they don't want that sort of attention. but that's a good thing because it means you'll have them to yourself more and not watching them fuck 10 other people in subsequent yearnpostsidk ymmv
>>558643467what I'm hoping for and what I'm okay with accepting are two different things.So long as my wife is some variety of not sub room temp iq race idc. I like it when women are retarded, not their race as a whole.
>>558643253poor fox...
is frontlines still popping anywhere
Bless it be, Catursday at long last.
Didn't expect to see these two.
>>558643726Oh shit, I missed them
>>558642763tysm i love my girlie a lot :) im on odin light maybe i will bump into u,,rn im finishing up the side stuff in shadowbringers b4 i start endwalker
>>558643716probably not. aether didn't seem to, anywayi'm going back to crystal for cc, i suppose
>>558643616He's here all day every day, what do you expect man. India obtaining internet infrastructure was, by far, the worst thing to happen in the last 100 years.
>>558643719FUCK that hair is cute on you. /pet /ruffle /dote
>>558643726heckin glub xD cogey cola :DD
>>558643550i see but you should keep the title
>>558643726Ayo groovin
>>558643719Sex with this cat
>>558643616Take a deep breath, all this anger can't be good for your inflamed heart. What's the matter, bud? Why do you keep carrying on this autistic crusade when it isn't doing anything for you or to any of the people you've dedicated so much time to scrabbling against? Also while we're at it, what's a "nonwhite woodworks", some kind of Jim Crow lumberyard?
>>558643716q on aether pls make it pop
Are there any lalafell seats left, everyones so big Seneschal, I'll take a lawn seat it available as well.
Now that's a face I didn't expect to see
>>558642717/hug!!! ty anon! i'm havin' a really good time, i hope you are too!
hehehe...
>>558643601That's more like it... surrender control as I pin your arms down with the weight of my body and have my way with your throat...You're just a sleeve after all, your pleasure is tertiary... is what I would say. But you get off to being used, don't you?
>>558642392>>558642778>>558643021>>558643253Which character are you?
>>558643814I don't think that title really fits me...https://litter.catbox.moe/bi0hvmrj4p1orfci.png
>>558644000Deryk isn't there for me, but his monkey is for some reason? odd.
>>558644034i saw a malera spamming "marry me picot" in shout during the fate
>>558643923nah
>>558644113holy MOLY
>>558643582it is pretty funny how they'll beg posters to come back
>>558643923okay but I'm gonna need you to show your ass before I do that
>>558643793I am on NA, so it's unfortunately not likely... Still, I wish you the best with your further FF14 journey! This thread gets weird (which can be fun sometimes), but the game itself is really special if it resonates with you.
>>558644273both men btw
>>558644273>>558644039>>558643601>>558643231can I get a qrd
>>558643809/pet /smooch /hug, silly...>>558643834Bonking this anon
>>558644327damn that's hot
>>558644362Raping through the pain
>>558644264come to alter house and ill lophop in a skimpy outfit for u
>>558643719sex with this cat x 2
>>558643726I didn't know they showed up there. Neat. I'm really glad those two were okay, I worried Slurmz McBunny would party his last party away somehow. >>558643796I built up too much time off and they're making me take more vacations. Also I noticed a lot of people I know are getting skinwalked, so I keep an eye out. I know it fucks with your plans and screws with your ego when you can't accomplish your goal of undercutting posters you don't like, but I think you should be able to take a step back and acknowledge that it's for the greater good that schizos be foiled and rooted out.
Did Vamp Fatale, Shale, and Tyrant help at all in boosting Elezen numbers?:
>>558642714>>558644039>>558644273>>>/trash/
>>558644362/pipebomb to let you know who it is
>>558644501>vampYes>ShaleY E S>Behemoth modbeastKinda?
>>558644273post race/gender, i might be interested in using you like this too sometime
>>558644501No they helped boost the sex pests though
>>558643796riallants brown and an electionfag so he's twice as easy to bait and subsaharan iq
Queue up for Casual CC on Crystal, 6:40 ET!Sadly this will be the last one, it's late even for a night owl like me.
>>558644603who's playing
>>558644501>vamp fatale and shaleFOTM female characters that have already been dropped in flavor of the new waifu (halmarut), others like them are athena, honey bee lovely, and hegemone>the tyrantalready up there with the GOATS such as pandemonium and living liquid when it comes to filtering shitters, is immortalizedin general i'd say yes
>>558644417 cute fiddie /pet /pet
>>558644627I only recognized myself, Chi, and Casey.
>>558644501These malezen can't compare to the personification of testosterone that was The Tyrant.
>>558644627me
>>558644501tyrant yeseveryone else eh who cares about women
>>558644273this is a fiddie isn't it
>>558644594 desu it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he trooned out and cut off his swarthy mutilated dicklet off in the next couple of years.
>>558643583I'm not sure what that PLD bunny is wearing, the arms look like HW pieces but what silver/blue top has the scales like that?
>>558644717didn't miss anything then
>>558644762that's just af gear bro
>>558644692Pandaemonium have been immortalized?
>>558644751>>558644538now thatd be telling... :p
>>558644704thanks u 2
>>558642714t. lizzy lostheart
>>558644273Locking your head in place with my thighs as I get close and forcing you to accept all of me until I finish... tightening my grip as you try to pull away for air...
I kinda miss p5s and devour
>>558643482They never existed. Anyone who gets 'schizoed' is an unhinged, unlikable, third-worlder- probably also an lgbt member faggot- and did something to deserve it. Yes, even (you) and your degenerate virtual sex pals.
>>558644819i'm standing right next to you
>>558644594>subsaharan IQ If I can get it down to isolated pygmy tribe levels I'll be the perfect pvp Gunbreaker.>>558644762I hate most PLD gear but I think it's AF gear where someone gave up halfway through.
>>558644908Play a fiddie and you'll get a schizo
whys masha present her bottom like that lalas can see right up that thang.
>>558644762that's the level 50 artifact gear, it recently got retouched up, didn't it?
>>558644908the fruit hangs low, but it reeks of overripeness. As bait I'd rate it 4/10.
>type mean things to a femlala>6 months later I'm being sued for libel and defamation from someone who lives in Singapore while I'm in the USAHow can they even sue? They don't live here
>>558644908alright this is based
>>558644898fuck i need to know who this is... pushing my head all the way down, my nose touching your base as i hilt every inch of you as deep as possible...
>>558644872dawg that is NOT my post though they're also real for that post
>>558644903it was a good first floorup there with dancing green and cloud of darkness
>>558644520Purring for this pipebomber before exploding them back
>>558645067what did you say to her as you removed her disgusting boy parts
>>558644908
>>558645056>I'm a hypersensitive loony troon, and the facts I disagree with are b-b-bait..! uw(\I'd tell you to end your bloodline, but you likely already have.
My moonie awakens
>>558644923i highly doubt that but if you do feel free to use
me fiddie doesn't wanna go to mana just to frontline
>>558645087Shoving one of those glowsticks in this middie's butt so I can see my cock outline shadow while I plow the front.
>>558644793>>558645052>>558644981No the chest piece in the art doesn't have the cloth or the right shoulder pauldrons to be the level 50 AF gear. None of the other PLD AF gear have scales on the sides like that. I was half-right, the chest piece appears to be the Ishgardian Banneret's Armor but I'm not sure arms are the same because they don't have the blue fuzzy parts in the art. So, partly from Heavensward but wrong item in my guess.
>>558645167Shouldn't you be attaching images of your thread enemies to these to try to frame them for your own malfeasance, or has being repeatedly caught with your pudgy fist in the cookie jar blunted your courage?
>>558645131>her>boy parts?? ? ??
>>558645087Interesting that you reply so quickly though. Also interesting that you happen to be obsessively browsing the thread..You really think nobody would notice that >>558644872Is also you so you can both namedrop yourself in relation and also try to deny it?
>>558645170Good morning moonie
>>558645170Treat time!
>>558645087Raping this fiddie anally while her useless, caged member flops around, leaking everywhere
>>558644783You missed about seven or eight peoplebut we didn't miss you
>>558645265Interesting that you reply so quickly though. Also interesting that you happen to be obsessively browsing the thread..
>>558645085I know who you are, Yume Aiko@Sargatanas. I will message you soon...
>>558645265uh oh schizo meltie time to skinwalk lizzy some more so you can samefag a narrative
>>558645356:eyes:
>>558645367The known attention whore of a retard would never do something so retarded as attention whore. Unthinkable!
>>558645265>>558645396you're so mad over a virtual character LMAO take a break
I just want to see that LL pic again where's she in a bikini being sensual as hell.
Great matches, everyone! Sorry for being more mid than usual, it's been a while for me, but it was a pleasure I had missed. Let's do it again soon.
>>558645219Can I fuck?
>>558643583I think this is the armor pictured
Why is this thing seething at Lizzy?
>>558645356just show up and use me...
>>558645294sounds like about 3 or 4 and the feeling's mutual
>>558645210that'd have to be a bright ass glowstick>>558645292okay that's a bit much bro>>558645456which one is that
>>558645462Happy to curbstomp your brown head in again any time, sister.
>>558645170You win. I give up. Hoping to make friends here was pointless. Even the ones I did you took from me. I won't ask to join the shell any more. I hope you're happy.
>It seems this poster... posts in this thread
>>558645510now, now. don't cope too hard.
>>558645219Damn, you're right. I didn't recognize it because I tend to identify stuff by the shoulders first since pauldrons are usually one of the most recognizable parts. >>558645440It's been like this all day, poor fellow must have got sand in his undershorts or something.
>>558645527Based on Kanchelles real life story.
why is LL seething on his phone for being called out?
>>558645356Is that who I was speaking with? Good to know...
Name one femraen who isn't a big slut
>>558644762try garland tools for alt versions of this item
Yeah this is not going to happen anytime soon.
>>558645608>schizo seething his shitposting didn't worklol
>>558645519>Didn't even queueFeel free to live vicariously through the others who got to remind me which jobs get targeted first, but it doesn't work when there were only a couple of thread people. It works better if you wait until more active queue hours.
>>558645219that's literally the gallant set>>558645052
>>558645356>>558645613it's a grown-ass man who regurgitates the same stale lines every time
me and who?
>>558641284this is what i like about 4chan as well. no need for false niceties
>>558645524Qrd?
>>558644762wait i'm retarded, you're asking what they're wearing in the art, not the picture you posted, ignore me, i'm off my meds
>>558645575calm your rapehon rage Lizzy
>>558641284>It's funny because irl I have to say woww I see waw I'll check it out if I have time!you're supposed to do that?
>>558645637>>558644762"Ishgardian Banneret's Armor" is the closest match
>>558645614They all are
what set the schizo off this time?
>>558645514>which one is thatThe one where you're looking close to the camera with your lips slightly open.
>>558645272Gumo>>558645286Yippie yippie :3>>558645524You shouldn't have tried to sell counterfeit mogstation codes
>>558645837it's a male middie mad that no one likes the new middie idol, Picot
>>558645507Show up where? To the Alter house and defile you right then and there?
>>558645872qrd?
i am cockwatching at the alter house
>>558645837his usual target is gone
>>558645753EU moonie really doesn't like someone and is vetoing them from joining the Lightshell.
me fiddie got an orange in m11s but it's a healer parse so no one cares
cuddles with masha
>>558645753Funny shitpost
>>558645945only THAT person is banned from CWLS and there's a good reason for it.
>>558645932who plapping at the alter house?
>>558645841should be this one https://litter.catbox.moe/me7lxj.png>>558645872I doubt a male middie would target someone who is openly a giant midlander fan (me)
>>558645932they're all small, I checked already
>>558645837They kept getting caught skinwalking and now they're huffing and puffing because they can't post people they don't like and shriek at random ebins.>>558645872Is that the Seneschal Prince? I think he's pretty based even if Little Ladies' Day is a bit twee to rank highly on my holiday list.
>>558645980I care.Congratz
>>558646053Where dong?
>>558645872That's incorrect because almost everyone is wearing purple on Balmung for Picot...
>>558646079/smooch. Always a caring and compassionate middie.
>>558646079thanks, sis
>>558645614mine, people are gross
What are some ick flags you have? They're like red flags but they give you the ick. I'll start.Being so thread-obsessed that someone is here all day every day. They post themselves too and likely post about themselves to drum up attention. It gives me serious ick. I bet even most of the schizoing is fake and just them samefagging again.
>>558646046two grown men were trying to, but they got scared off
>>558646189schizoposts like this
Mirin
>>558646039what person so I know who to avoid?
heartburn gives me the ick
>>558646076keep getting their asses until they kill themselves
Acid reflux gives me the ick
>>558646053Perfection, that's the one.
>>558646053Can I fuck your fiddie with my middie?
>>558646197who?
My moonie must slumber, for there is work to be (begrudgingly) done tomorrow…
>>558646143/smooch to you too sis>>558646158No problem. Effort deserves to get recognition, happy for you.
>>558646219oof feeling called out Lizzy Honheart?
>>558646424>I was right
Do japs really..?
>>558646189being a male character
>>558646189People who roleplay but never bothered to pay attention to the lore so they just try to walk up and join a conversation as generic anime self insert guy with demon powers or whatever. Also skinwalkers, skinwalkers of both kinds give me the creeps.>>558646275I don't want that for anyone, man. Even if someone's an asshole they probably have a mom who cares about them or something, it's better if they just go outside and chill out and stop being a drag on people around them.
>>558646398Sleeb well mooner /pet
>>558646441yeah and they're having fun instead of whinging about it on this shithole site
>>558646402Now hit the showers after a long day of retaining.https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/156738
>>558646367a wannabe discord daddy and a failmale with an extremely stale set of lines they always use
>>558646494so am I btw
>>558646441
Femlala pee Is the best tea
>>558646189GAMcess Futa loving fantablobs, like really pick a look, im too autistic to keep track that you changed your chars voice or eye colors. you wear armor that covers your eyes anyway you socially draining fuck, like jeez, ugh, im not your emotional punching bag to get bored of if im not bowing down to you
>>558646189seconding >>558646451
>>558646451KINOfinally, someone said it
>>558646451weren't you a male originally
>>558645893i got slapped with a warning so i will fade away forever now... goodbye.. yes please
>>558646189Right of center, bonus ick points if they bring it up ITT. On the flipside, the mutual schizo of Elk, Riallant, and Kanchelle makes me find those three more likeableHates male characters. It's OK to not be attracted, but hating them as a whole makes me want nothing to do with someone.Always wants to ERP. Self-ExplanatoryIs obsessed with someone or schizos them because they're rumored or confirmed to be a biofem or trans. This gives me the biggest ick of everything listed.
>>558646515I'm gonna look silly in this.
>>558646550I'm not your girlfriend, I'll play whatever the fuck I want to play when I feel like sucking big girlcock
>>558646189>>558646604
>>558646451Why must we be persecuted so...? >>558646441Oh hey there's Casey Jones, neat. It's great to see the community coming together to have a good time.
>>558646541who's his favorite songbird?
god I fucking loathe roulettes and this tome system, I don't want to waste my time "playing" with asstarded gigashitting casuals who cannot for their lives press their fucking buttons and struggle to reach even 1/10th of my dps output causing this baby braindead """content""" (read: retard wrangling stroll) to take way longer than it should
My catboy is idling in the gazebo outside his Balmung personal medium. Rpwise I imagine that he's staring toward the horizon while smoking from a comically long pipe.
>>558646617Only if you use it in a non-bathing area.
>>558646189Female characters with a dick. Futa. Tranny. Shemale. Or "+" or whatever other socially inoffensive name the faux-friendly community has come up with to not upset hon hons. Just a female character who has a dick. This includes so called femboys who are just females with a flat chest mod.They are pornsick gooners who feel the need to shoehorn their fetish and lust for jerking it, e-sex (and e-dating as a consequence) into a mediocre mmo. Absolutely nothing good ever comes from interacting with these people who have their cock in hand 99% of the time.
>>558646541
>>558646683this but unironically, I shouldn't be doing 40%+ of the total damage done in this dungeon as a healer
I don't like using my BRD songs on mob packs in alliance raids.
Uh ohMale character melty hours
>>558646707smoke this pipe nigga
>>558646707My malezen smokes Arctic Allagan Popcorn from a wizard pipe on his roof where the wood wailers can't get him.
>>558646451which male character plapped your threadcrush
>>558646189Ick is a stupid term, but I dislike people who are into nightclub and modern setting RP shit. Also people who heavily mod to the point of their character not matching the art style of XIV
>>558646824gabe
cool to see more of these guys outside the dome
>>558646743stay mad, chudimma enjoy plapping plenty of other female characters with my femraen+
>>558646885THEY GOT DANCING GREEN THERE?
How come people from TURIAL are here? Isn't that like a gigantic journey?
>>558646189Being a futa.Usually a big sign of a self insert edater.
>>558646919even me?
>>558646825I stick by what I said but I should have said yours since it's a pet peeve of mine. There is no such thing as a modern day real life inspired glam making even the best looking femra or catgirl look better, and it has this oddly cynical feel, like someone sees themselves as too cool to engage with fantasy and is only playing this game ironically or as a dating service.
>>558646592Yes... I was the one baiting you in the first place. Have a pathetic fail-male spurt to the words I wrote and the sting of Vauthry's punishment.
>>558645356you can't be serious. that aint me, you've been bamboozled im afraid
>>558646934yeah. he's enjoying the show.
>>558646939That's kanchelle though?
my femraen is listening to pearl jam
>>558646825THISHoly fuck, the amount of gigabeasts I've seen on Balmung alone is almost enough to put me off from visiting the QS again.
>>558646939yikes, my femlala player has much more hair than that. Also dresses much better... ya know the longer I look at this picture the worse it gets
>>558646885>hey WoL! nice to see you bro!>hmm? of course we left our hyper advanced city, traveled to the taco shithole called "tuliyolal" and then we took a boat for weeks to come to this shithole! why wouldn't we!!I do not like it
>>558646861myron would unironically get off to being cuckolded by gabe so i doubt that's the reason he's shitposting males
>>558646885Isn't it? I wonder if it feels like a third world country to them or if they have to get used to eating food that isn't that processed MRE shit.
Don’t tell anyone but I like seeing anons ingame, but their vanilla look since I don’t have a sync mod thing, so I always tell them something like,”you look a lot flatter in real life haha” or,”wow the camera really does add ten pounds haha”
>>558647039this nigga hates fun
>>558646957maybe...
ffxiv is inherently transgender + transgenders make up the majority of this game's playerbase + your WoL is canonically transgender makes the "you ARE your femra!" real and true
>>558647039*audible groan*have fun for once
>>558647025Kanchelle is very much asleep dreaming Kanchelle dreams about chasing catboys with a giant syringe presumably.
>>558647039I agree with you. Anyone who doesn't is just using this game as a Second Life stand-in so they can ignore the world, its laws and logic in favor of jerking off with other men and e-dating the one who makes them cum the most.
>>558646683I just find them boring, but I finally fixed my hotbar so I could probably do more damage now. I fucking despised Meso Terminal because I had to be carried>>558647083. . .
>>558647039its a big world outside the dome they've spent their entire lives under. never seeing the sun, so many different peoples and cultures to experience and be inspired by and celebrate with.
>>558646810My catboy's smoking Tataru's top shelf, step on my plot and you're starting your next incarnation early.
>>558647083To add to this, if I see two Ebins in the same place, I’ll tell them,”whoa what is this, a cross-over episode haha”They love it!
>>558647101Prove it!
>>558647083My moonie looks near identical when unsynced
I want to make a sammich but I have no bread and I'm too lazy to go get some, o what is my fiera meant to do.... surely she will starve now.... o knight in shining armor and delicious bread, where art thou....