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1st
i'm a fujin lidia player
Remember chickens
chikeeen *bagoosh*
>>558649317jab forwardkicharge df1 forwardkichargetruly the most "fun" mechanic
Remember Kuni 4,2, jailing high, high, 12f, 30dmg, mixup on block with high crushing unparriable low, tracking mid launcher, safe homing weapon move, unseeable throws and more?Cause I do.And I'm not hype to see her back even tho I played her. She is a huge mistake.
>complaining about kunipeople under GoD2 shouldn't talk balance because you're beneath TMM
one thing that triggers me to no end in this game is moves that change framedata in heat why the fuck is deathfist -13
>>558650449raven's 4,1 was a counterhit launcher and she had a backturn powercrush. backturn mixups are very much just normal tekken compared to canned heat gimmicks.
remember passtranny? neither do I
>>558650909ask your mom (mother)
>>558650926There is a big difference tho. Kuni can turn around safely and turns around like feng after f3. She backs away so fucking far that moves whiff. And where lili's CH launcher from her jab string is -15, Kuni's normal hit launcher was -12.I was an Emperor with Kuni and I don't even play ranked.My entire gameplan was just "spam 4,2 till the fucker connects" and "if 4,2 doesn't reach, f3,2".. fucking range 100 mid safe CH launcher that tracks like aids.I didn't really use any other moves. You spam that 4,2 endlessly cause it's safe af and when you notice they start doing X moves when they block it, well use one of the 500 backturn tools that all fuck them up for a gorillion damage.There was no counterplay.
kuni isn't even out yet and there are anons downplaying her
>>55865133712 frame mids completely shut it down on block.and the parry was trash and easily jab floatable. df3+4 was significantly more threatening on block to anyone who knew what they were doing but that got nerfed anyway.
this notion that characters cannot change when they come to T8 is stupid as fucki mean look at current Leroy
>>558651594And how many characters have 12f mids? probably like 4
>current leroynigga he's fucking retarded
no fucking way people are unironically defending t7 kunidid u fuckwit retards even play the game
leroy is one of the weakest characters in the game and he's weaker than his 7 version
>current Tekken bludda it's fucking peak
>>558651701more characters had them than didn't. it's like when people bring up 8 frame jabs in the old games as if it is a huge deal and makes a character broken when the 8 frame jab characters outnumbered the 10 frame jab ones.
>u can duck da electricno his playerbase is exclusively retarded monkeys
u can DUCK da electric?
>>558651837she was very strong but almost everyone gets the reasons why she was strong wrong. including kuni players because people were bad enough at playing against her that kuni mains were very carried and at too high a level for the skill and knowledge level.
Capcom Won
>>558651894I wanna call lie on that. I can't quite remember em in 7, I know chloe, alisa, eliza, josie, ling had em..Now in T8.. Alisa, AK, Ling, oscar and possibly steve.
Lays out yummy food for passtranny to enjoy
Kuni's greatest strength was her backdash but kuni players would only ever dash forward.
>>558652460That's the fun part. Kuni never needed to KBD. A single bb was all she needed to escape usually inescapable mixups.
>dash forwardSET forward*kuni players are like alisa players, they can only move with fullscreen flying stances despite the character's potentialit's puzzling really
>>558652269alisa ak and xiaoyu always had them. alisa's is even the generic df4 animation. every character that had that same i12 high pushback mid like draagunov, yoshimitsu or kunimitsu herself.a weird exception was bob who basically had that animation but his was i13 for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY5ikfGJ3xU
Gives passchan 1000 US dollars so they can treat themself
Tucks passfriend into bed and sings them a lullaby
umm achthually gyus kuni is linear
>>558652865wow I forgot kuni had bad lows and was linear thanks for reminding me
linearno lowsno damagethat's every character in T8 so she fits right in
If you play any of these characters ur a retarded faggot loser chuddybitch
>If you playhad me there
>>558652865this video was released after everyone knew about 2,2 tracking both sides against male characters btw
well.....*pauses for 30 minutes*here's the thing *looks at you*i don't play tekken since 2017
giving slappablejerk energy
>NVIDIA’s QoQ Gaming Revenue Takes a Hit as the Company Warns Gamers That Upcoming Quarters Will Be “Very Tight”Tight like my dickhole
>>558652269damn you really don't know the game huh
i miss yung_p
most slappable /tekgenner/?
>>558654007any one who posts reina, including yourself
he said slappable not killable
>>558653917they canceled him because he was dropping too many trvkes on a regular basis
dickhole?
https://www.twitch.tv/yuyu_tekkenIt's up
genuinely which character even has "good" lowskazuya?
>>5586546693ddy
Toshirō Mifune as Kingo Gondō has
>>558654669FengBryanAnnaKazuyaLeoArmor KingHwoarangCliveEddyLawShaheenLeroy
you guys would fold if we meet irl, just sayin'
i'd pass out from the smell alone probably
>comfy tekken before 12>after school time in EU>start matching nothing but scriptkiddies this is why we need digital IDs so dumb retarded kids can't use their mom's credit cards to buy scripts off discord trannies
can someone clip that
It's hot as hell in here.
>>558655458jasmine scent makes you pass out?
reinafag is probably some hairy bodybuilder guy that could bend us balding fatties in two with his majestic jawline alone
>>558655551yeah, can't stand women
>>558655593
reinafag is a cute malnourished twink who wears harry potter glasses and cat ear hoodies
>>558655670me after CNT>>558655814me after S2
i'm a CNT
if you liked cnt, cbt or season 1 then you have no right to be mad about season 2
I'm a CTR
>>558655945
>>558656105kek
jimmy j playing if anyone cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhvUYTkmgo
Lili and Reina taking 100x more skill than any other female character is so funny. You can just tell that Lidia Asuka and Alisa players don't think when they play.
>>558655462
>>558656613me with crispycloe
Reina sureLili thats just a laugh
>Lili>Skilllol, lmao
>anime
reina is an incomplete character
>>558656283whose account is jimmy playing on
why it's always reina players
Braplisa, Brapnna Brapsuka, Brapzucena, Brapun, Brapeo, Brapidia, Brapili, Brapiary, Brapina, Brapna, Brapyu, Brapfina
>>558657164
>leo sneak
if this broken piece of shit doesn't get completely fucking neutered in s3 this game is done. i'm talking -6 on block no ch launch i18
>>558657210At least post the uncropped one. Nobody even looks here.
>>558657291No, I don't wanna get banned. I've had that crop for a long time. I use it as reaction image.
just bought the pixel remasters
brapnon was annoying, please dont remind me of them
>>558657354What is she even doing in the uncropped one? That facial expression is more like disgust then anything else.
>>558657436brap
>>558657463Thats boring. Leo over here has a full page of him getting boned by a dog, Williams sisters getting black rimjobs and Asuka and Lili are being futa'd. Tekken rule34 is really in the gutter. Such a great tag and only bad porn.
If u want good tekken porn just look up lewdgazer
'ka did what now
>>558657668He rarely posts.>>558657670Brap.
shoved her penis in your mouth
>>558657382>slaps ur tight assI just bought Tormented Souls 2 cause I finished the first one 10mins ago.
>>558652127It never OCKYEARED to me
I am so goddamn sick of card based roguelites, every fucking day a new one comes out.
>>558658489stop playing every single of them mate
Still playing bloodborne
the desolation of smaug is kind of slopish ngl
>>558658672I'm not, I'm just tired of seeing them everywhere just like how everyone kept making soulslikes in the 2010s. Actual meme genre.
>>558659194oh, for me its the arabs
the only good part of haruhi was that scene where she almost gets her fucking face caved in and the audience sympathizes with the attacker
>>558656562100x0 is still 0play real characters (men)
haruhi suzumiya is literally me
>>558658489I only play dead cells occasionally
>>558660702>not card-based
>tap forward for 1 frame>instant mashing>activate special style>they eat i16 electricsthese bots really never learn
>>558656802Cumming on Reinas face
Bros I literally cannot stop masturabting and getting high. I have been gooning and smoking thousands of dollars worth of weed daily since the year started. I'm out of money and it's a serious problem now.
>>558661227oh i missed this part sorry
>kekkenKYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH JIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJ
I was playing a guy who was passive and always had the defensive read i.e. he would mash the instant you did a move but then i started back stepping and he would start doing moves in the airhow can you catch me sidestepping from range 10, bluddy?
>born too late for society to have rituals in place for young people to meet each other>born too early for videogames to become the new dating appsfuck my stupid chungus life
>he doesn't know about VR chat being Second Life 2that's how people date now onlineyou'll get a gf(fat hairy russian boyfriend) in no time
just DO IT
Azucena has a real throw game???? WHAT??? I didn't know... Why the fuck do so few Azucena abuse that shit?
>>558662339people don't have cerebral palsy like u
Azu is still under the radar so that she won't get nerfed into the ground like she should be
>>558662339Doesn't she only have an ultimate tackle and crouchthrows? What's there to abuse.
There is nothing to abuse with azucancer because she is just another autoplay charactereverything she does is a mid, +oB, launches, has autoreversals, alisa tier movement, of course also tracking and rangeShe is just peak tekken8 for timmys
>>558662684She has 1 break ,2 break and 1+2 besides the generic throws.
i think this guy that writes one piece might be mentally challenged
>>558663226I mean that's cute but obviously is not something that will win you games unless you are fighting noobs. Without unseeable throw breaks that will not work past Tekken God.
>>558663426It literally works at the highest levels of tournaments
>>558653917Nobody likes to look at and play as grannies.
>>558663535Yeah sure alright.But u reminded me to refresh my throw break identification so I'll do that now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-IGmtChxoEsuware nigga
>>558663598You reminded me to jerk off to Widowmaker.
nigga tanomu yo
>>558664007Nice bro.I did my 12 in a row, I'm happy, I'm seeking bed and maybe animu.
why does ltg threads get immediately unalived?
because they're made by a bot employed by an obsessed tranny
>>558666142i mean ok, but ive never seen a mod so dedicated to eradicate a type of thread like this
>>558665687Nice Alisa custom but its not gooner enough.
MILK
>>558666336me please
>offmodel Reina is flat flat is justice
>>558666336Post the uncropped one you coward.
reina..........gf.........
AI-laughing-baby.gif
DA BABY???
>>558666336Insane how actual tits instantly make Reina good
REINA HAS NO TITS REINA HAS NO ASS REINA HAS NO THIGHS REINA HAS NO BELLYBUTTON YOU ARE DELUSIONAL
reina loves to fart
it's renata but ok
fart like this?like that?like this this like that?
>match a reina>has the counter hits of the century>literally can't press forward>bait the retard by punching the air>he keeps doing punishable shit>i punish>get pissed>activate special style with macro>he literally runs into it>2 whole games like thisimagine the easiest tekken game in history and retards are still cheatingjust duck and punish, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbIoadlAho
>match a kazuya>same passive shit as usual>has all the electrics and optimized combos>never punishes shit even after 5 games>keeps doing punishable shit>activate special style>he keeps running into the electricsthis game is just murrayscripts, isn't it?
>Sony is backing away from putting their exclusive console traditional single player stuff on PCIt's over
>match a steve>literally blocks all lows>ducks random ass highs>can't catch him with mids>not a single punish in sight>all "reads">can't press forward, sidestep or duck as usual>just block and punish what i can while baiting>activate special style>random electric from range 3>he dickjabs instantly>pretty much confirm it>let him get me into rage>do RA during his stance shit>he gets robbed>doesn't want to play anymoreimagine not only playing on easy mode but with cheats as wellholy fuck i'd just kill myself if i were them
I haven't jerked off in a week. didn't even notice until now.
>>558669809I fuck literally all Reinas. Easiest matchup in the game
>>558672428cool, now you have to make it up all at once which will lower your testosterone further and you'll be very emotional and feminine for two weeks in a row
>match a lili>same shit as usual>can't step, press f or duck>if i tap u he instantly do hopkick>do u b>Hopkick comes out>punish that shit>he now stands at range 6 and waits for me to attack while i have the life lead>only thing he does in neutral is some shitty string>keep punishing it>easy winevery lili literally plays like this it would be insane to think these are real people playing
>>558673131You're supposed to just take the loss against Lili and then fap to her instead
Reina's fat ass..............
>>558673131pure gibberish
>>558674018>>558674263It's time
who is better waifu reina, kuni or asuka?
>>558674794kuni but guess we'll have to see what her in-game face looks like for d8. doubt they will mess it up though
>>558674018More like flat
>>558675115reina seems to be the only girl specifically modelled to have a flatter ass. all the others have pretty much identical ass proportions.
>>558674794If they can't cook anything, they're not wife material; this is the advantage of the mature woman
Anna the hag
>>558675490id love to try annas cooked turds
>I'd love for to tase my cock sometime damn, gay to the point, eh?
Reina....
>>558675180>>558675646Facial'd Reina
There's a disturbing lack of oppai Reina pornwe need to do better
Feng in heat is so fucking dumb to play against. Is it possible to react to his jump that you can float or is it just a guess if he does that or b1?
Murray liesYou can see it in his eyesBut imagine my surprise when I saw youAre you with me, Doctor Back to Basics?Are you really just a shadowOf the man that I once knew?
>>558675601They taste better than her food, for sure
>back to basics>"we aim to "refine" the core tekken 8 gameplay"mo tsukareta nigah
hello cracker
Kino character idea: Master Raven but give her the fattest tits and ass in the game
Cinema idea:Big huge veiny milkers but in my mouth
i just ate a homemade BURGER
photoplay idea:a woman making eye contact and telling me she loves me
i just ate a grape
heliographic idea:Woman but not insane.
Lookmaxx idea: low choristol foid jestergooning waith me while tekkenmaxxing
mindbreaking myself with grok
>>558677390holy...
>>558677656XIaoyu if she sexo champion
You might actually start believing Tarantino mains Reina with all the feet getting posted.
remember some dude named Katsuhiro Harada?
fuck i need to eat reina's farts bros
>>558677125fat, also, you can't make a cow at home
bobbu-sama...
How does this woman manage to look this gorgeous wearing anything?
i need to play against a jun that just permanently is doing her stance mixup shit so i can inoculate myself to the cancer. it fucks my ass every time even though i need it’s almost all reactable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHdekLhUz28it's up
I only play as Brian cuz I am based
Whats with the reina fap bait posting? Am I being targeted to fap to Reina right now?
>>558679059braaaaaaaap
What was the first Tekken game where half of the roster were using weapons and not just Yoshimitsu using his sword as a pogo stick? I hate whatever game that was.
breeding reina....
>>558668960that wouldn't launch it anyway because crouching stanceyour ivory cutter?
So satisfying
>>558680016I thought the bitch was going to get decked in the face. 0/10.
>play against law>he spams strings into parry flowchart>adapt and smoke his boots>he insta leavesAre all law players carried/homosexual?
>>558680425Not as carried and homosexual as Paul players but very close.
>match a law>he also does his shitty parry flowchart>i punish it>he keeps doing it>i keep punishing it>think that maybe he won't do the parry>he fucking does iti dont understand these people
>>558679590i think that’s tekken 8
https://youtu.be/BsJkVqFMmxw?t=366the return of no gay
marathon is up uncs you can stop playing this
>>558680989No because Tekken 7 had a shit ton of them too. I don't remember Tekken 6's roster but I think they had quite a few weapon characters too.
>>558681235It's going to drop below T8's numbers in a week or two.
>>558680905This is exactly how these creatures get as far as they do.Believing they can think critically at any time will be your undoing.
>>55868141520 games with the same law, anon20 games like this... it's inhuman
>>558681236pretty sure it’s tekken 8
I am fairly certain we're playing against bots onlineIt's just strange that they never poke, never try to figure out their opponents, they just go straight to do the faster move that wins the interaction every single timeI put the CPU in practice mode to ultra hard and it's the same shitI was labbing azucena yesterday and it was insane how the cpu kept spamming the same +oB shit and always having the faster answer every single fucking time
CapcomDoesNotMiss
i want to drink grace's pee
>>558681612Hope you have better matches. Its not even enjoyable at that point.
Tekken 7 in the mounstrously huge 2026
>>558682387>lower Metacritic than Tekken 8Slopcom certified
Since there are no real people playing this game i've been treating it like a single player game>get launched, start lag switching>about to lose in ranked? plugI just dont care anymore
>>558682563Only certified zoomers defend that game.
>>558683409Red ranks are rough huh?
Unironically, yes.I don't have all these issues with TKs and above
>>558683409Just don't play the game if you can't handle losing.
I love T7 and i'm balding with white hairs in my beard
kunimitsu was the only thing going for t7
>>558682584Imagine how much lower the score would be if they reviewed s2.
>balding with white hairsThis is why I am on Fin and dye my hair. Tekken takes its toll but you can fight it.
>>558683409Kill yourself and go back to street fighter
I will accept losing if i've been outplayed and outskilledIf you use scripts, you have no right to complain about getting cucked out a win
you can always tell a game is bad if reddit likes it
my skin is all inflamed and browned over
LITTLE PIIIG LITTLE PIIIG
My dick is a faggot
>>558683821I pray you play at least one good video game before you die.
I match scriptkiddie i just waste his timei dont care
free my nigga
>>558684636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JapDyUwAu8
>>558684959He's in the wrong thread for that then LOL
>>558685350Some oldfags would be able to remember when this franchise was actually good. You're right though.
>>558684636toilet8 doesn't deserve him
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-Zit4-Jhbcjin is so cool..
heat smash, stance, OH WHATS THE MIX
ps portal oled
tag 2 and t7 were objectively dog shit
still are
6BR is the best for sure
huge fucking tits
we're watching the poe showcase right?
I'm too fucking horny to play Tekken
>>558686676If Jun wasn't in this game I'd assume it was made for homosexuals.
>>558686698nope
idk marathon looks okextraction shooters are gay as fuck tho
what are you extracting in those games?
Get fucked Sony (and Nintendo)
>>558687110no clueif it was a proper pvp game id play it
how about this crack: *spreads
Extraction shooters are just loot hoarding so you can sell it so you can buy better gear so you can farm more loot so you can sell it so you can buy better gear so you can farm more lootJust the map changesIt's a skinner box with no real gameplay
>>558687652that's literally a normal game loop, it's called having fun
i liked destiny 1 vault of glass raidthat was funidk how they go from that to fucking excuck shit
when do I get my loot upgrade in Tekken 8 then?
if that's normal to you and a game, please stop believing you can talk to humans, you animal
Bros, I'm worried Speedkicks might be right on this.
imagine having hope for a murray tekken
>>558688016yes but the second tweet is redundant he thinks everyone else is a retard
>it's back to basics>tekken 8 but with nerfs>people will still hate the forced 5050 rushdown shit made for timmys so that they buy battle passunless they literally fix EVERYTHING, and not meant casually but literally everything in this broken mess, then no amount of free skins will save this game
i bought the pass
they should just cancel 8 and rerelease 7 on the new bamco engine
7 is shit tho
>tekken 9 but on re engineit's literally that simple to save tekken
all they had to do was release tekken 7.2 with modern netcode and fast loading screens
Who's playing Marathon?Jump in Tekgen
>RE Engine
we don't play videogames here twin
i play plenty of vidya, just keep t8 away from me
>>558688272the target audience for the tweet was tekken players so he was correct
>fix tracking>fix auto realignment>fix extended hitboxes>fix whiff recovery>remove lots of moves a lot of characters shouldn't have>rebalance a lot of moves like nss flash>fix Anna>reduce evasive stances travel distance>heat activation shouldn't be used to extend the combo>heat dash on hit should give only one follow up>heat recovery shouldn't exist>remove law's nunchucks>remove clive and victor>reduce pushback on a lot of moves >chainsaws should be -14 also fix alisa in general>short range character should have big damage, long range character should have lower damage, there is no point in everyone having big damage for no reason>not every character needs every single tool and launchers on top of their looping stance shittery>remove all of fahks cutscenesi hope you're looking at the screen, Murray
>we
murray just fixed everything
>>558690274muh chainsaws
>>558690274>remove cliveeverything else is made up
>remove Karen Phoenix
I thought chevy chase was just acting during the 80's
>Chevy Chasesounds like a rebadged 2000 Daewoo car
Cornelius Crane
i want to inseminate asukas tits
>>558690274check your inbox
>>558690274Alisa and Law are pretty much the same character in terms of bullshit
>>558692102How?
>>558692102>>558692121>>558692124>>558692393How?
>>55869239327 gauge needle with 1.7ml cartridge of my semen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmY9z-L5yusit's up
How
exposed oneself :wilted_rose_emoji:
pops 4 zynsyeah im ready
With Harada gone and Nakatsu replacing him, The Tekken triad is broken, who will join in to maintain the balance of power?
imagine the ultimate fighting game that has every franchise and plays like tekken
Mr. Esports holds the reigns
me nigga
>>558694781>plays like tekkenOH FUCK NAW
my mouth fucking stinkswhere is anna
>drink water>pee it out after a whilewhat the fuck is the point murray
>>558694896the fuck are you doing here then faggot?
>>558695738celebrating the anime
Lets discuss GBFVSR
>tanukana is preggersimagine tanukana is your mom
>>558696431congratulations to murray
thanks for making me a 5'4'' chink mom
Reina if she a good character
>bungie will probably survive nowGod this is depressing...
>>558697506already came today
>>558695678best post in this thread
bad news everyone parently ive been grinding the absolute fuck out of my teeth while sleeping and am gonna need a lot of work done. i'll keep you posted.
back to basics
>>558663535Tourney players break counterhit giant swings semi-consistently. They are not going to get mixed up by basic seeable throws more than once in a blue moon.
>>558700591What could've he done here
>>558700591god his roger jr in heat is going to be painful to watch
>>558700754a wall combo at 0:05 to shave off two hellsweeps
>>558700754duckedbut also just stay on the ground for a second or mix up your get up options in general
>>558662339>>558663226She doesn't at all. What kind of crack rock are you smoking blud>>558700608Pros have been getting hit with plenty of regular 1+2 throws.
>>558700921It would only shave off one, he wouldn't get wall tornado into turbofuck like Kazuya does.
i dont play mashing 8
>>558700506you need crowns now?
>>558701462yup. and a molded nighttime mouthguard. between this and the hairline murray has fucking destroyed my life
>>558701804backdash 7 everyone
>>558700506I suspect I'm doing the as well. how can I tell if I need work too?
>>558701908if your tooth occlusion is off causing you painyou will get premature contacts in places that place a lot of pressure on certain teeth and wear them away quicklythe other anon needs crowns now because his teeth dont come together properly anymore although you could get away with fillings to restore the contacts
>>558701386jesus... this was high level tekken?
>>558701908realistically im guessing you probably need to go into a dentist for an examination. what they kept stressing and showing my in my case was the enamel being worn the fuck down and a ton of puncture marks from the teeth being pressed into each other
>>558701804NOO WHERES THE HEAT MASHING CUTSCENES
>>558702240not at all. justin never really played tekken seriously, that's from side tournament i don't remember. i just thought it was funny how aris scrubbed him out with a basic string he didn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecsvI64itS4season 3 prep GET IN HERE
>>558702839imagine the master raven mods and model in T8...bamco really dropped the ball
im so chopped bros
>>558703405https://youtu.be/ecsvI64itS4?t=792
>marathon is currently free rnoh, PHEW. glad there's still a chance it can bomb after all.
shorter than a tekken 8 combo
>>558706207this is unironically what gamer discourse has turned into
take me back bros
marathon is lowkey godlike bros
>>558706915no
is this honest damage off a backturn bwos
>>558706426I couldn't stand this faggot. Why is his hair grown long when he's balding? Why is his shirt buttoned up that fucking high? Why does he put inordinate effort editing videos teaching day one greenie tech that will become redundant in the next patch? Why does he expect his podcast guests to sit there for 6 hours while other people ramble without structure or agenda? Why does he pronounce tekken like it's two words?
all too busy playing marathon to post in here?
it is two words, it's like that long turd that breaks when the anus blinks
i almost fainted gonna get some water and touch grass
>>558677960how is she licking reina's foot backward from that position
what is murray doing?
>>558696431IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>558702549Absolutely criminal that they gave him that fucking hopkick.
>>558709109he's probably using a chatbot and asking it things like "how to get more players to buy your games"
feeling very british all of a sudden
I made an Murray AI im gonna feed it thia thread and ask it its opinion brb
its crazy how hard joka mogs every other eu player and yet he's pure shit compared to the actual good playersshit gotta be rough
>>558662339I want to fuck this
day number ??? without julia changevery cell in my body is in pain
>>558710325>it's because of asmonso crazy that one of the most important political voices in the US is a guy whose only job experience is playing WoW 16 hours a day for 22 years and lives in a literal dumpster
still can't believe cammy and decapre became bffs and go out shopping together and sheit
developing feelings for sony
wtf bro
>vice city >t4both released the same year but only one of those is still played today
>>558711246that tracks, chuds decry credentialism only to follow lunatics down a cliff
We love asmongold here
you can always be certain that a reina pic will accompany the worst fucking opinion you've ever read in your life
was about to post the same thing kek
Epstien was based!
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>558712467Paramount is less pozz'd than jewflix at least, right? Or no? Actually I hate MK why do I even care
>>558712658the whole thing was jew A versus jew B so in the end (You) can never win
harpsichord goes kinda hard unironically
need the perfect ost for my 2006 runescape clan wars unregistered hypercam2 video
>>558713514finger eleven - paralyzer
>>558713514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1VIh_lEP_o
>>558713514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAGvQDoL5s4
tried playing dragon's dogma 1 for 3 hours but got bored and uninstalled.
>>558715737me with marathon
Is there a point to keep playing the game after finishing the fight pass and reaching tekken king?
>>558711246he worked for the IRS, and said it's full of crayon eaters.
>>558716206tutorial ends at tekken god
>>558716920GoD0*
still drinking
>>>/fit/77114276this is a law main, right?
law mains only post on /fat/
why are you reading doomposts on /fit/
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Capcom won
>>558722131what region
>>558722465NAAnyone can join
last time i joined i got doxxed so hard that i had to change my surname and travel to another state, never again
>>558724161
how does one get this sort of mental illness
>>558716206It's the most fun game there is so ofc you wanna keep playing. It's also the most complex so you'll be learning this game for many years to come.
500 tekcoins en route to your tekken shop wallet. get yourself something nice, patriot
>>558722131>leo and alisa lobbyyike miss me with those dishonest champions
>>558726336Mishima lobby actually
>>558722131my game just crashed lul>>558726336we ain’t playing them
>>558726336how did you type this right after I joined and leftanyways I'm not playing ft1
The muritards are such crybabies.
only half a month until the ultimate tekken death
I woke from a terrible dream where I murdered a cute puppy :(
>>558729620Delusional.
>>558729827well excluding imbeciles of course but im expecting a huge downfall in general opinion.people are gonna be pissed and back to basics is gonn be a huge meme.
>>558696431>pregnant xiaoyu mainsthe thought is too erotic to even think about...
>>558706915did it escape XD
i bet all the pr department clapped when they came up with "back to basics". like literally standing ovations.
:D
>>558730061Which would be completely irrelevant. The game had very negative reviews at some point and nothing happened cause Tekken will always be Tekken. We'll always play it.
Do something fun tekgen, I'm bored.
>>558696431I wish I was the one who impregnated Jun.
>>558730805well you are the mentioned imbecile. no biggie bro. ill just get my laughs when people are gonna be disappointed for the 20th time in a row and act like how the fuck this could have possibly have happened again when they got nothing but fucked in the ass for years. its gonna be glorious. ill be there. just for the shitshow of course. not gonna play this garbage anymore.
How is it fun to cheat in this game?Like nigga, running scripts then joining tournaments or trying to be some content creatorstreamer with your real name and ruining any chance to do that in the future when people find out, because they will inevitably find out and no amount of "please trust me bro" ain't gonna cut it.Newer generations are just as fucked up as boomers.
yeah i ain't gonna play this tekken anymore when back to memetics hits, but i sure ain't gonna play any other fightanMaybe if they want tekken to be enjoyed by timmys, stacies and other type of imbecilles who will watch esports and buy battles passes, they shouldnt demand that to be good at the game you must memorize 4000+ moves and their frame data while making characters so fucking dumb they play themselves so that the timmys and stacies don't need to even learn the game
>>558732309I guess we sorta share the same excitement then.While I'm interested in the patch, I'm not hoping for any specific or major changes. I love this game and always will. Otherwise I wouldn't be 4k hours and 1000bucks deep in it.The real excitement is getting to shit on all these wannabe Tekken fans who are gonna bitch and moan and piss themselves because I'll still be ramming chainsaws up their ass. >b-but murray y-you promised basics!!! MUH CASINOOO>YOU PROMISED..from the people who never learned what basics are. I love being an insufferable cunt.
>>558732669Timmy's want games to be combo centric and simultaneously easier which is contradictory in nature. Combo heavy games are such dogshit anyways Tekken was good when the neutral is what mattered.
>>558733145I know. My fav is riling you up, so the only solution your disabled tranny brain can come up with, is being even more obnoxious. Then I just leave tekgen for 2 weeks and everyone suffers. Same situation. I win no matter what.
Not every single thing that isn't a human necessity needs to be created with the intent of "accessibility" for the cripples or the mentally challenged.Like whats the point of any data or pretending to manage a semblance of balance if actual retards are held to no standards and will come into my house gloating about skill because the character that wins, wins them games?It's like asking people to hit a target with bow and arrow from 10km away but then you give people with one arm a tank just a few meters away from the target, because god forbid they might feel excluded.
>>558733531You've gotta be careful there fren. There is a fine line between shitposting and being edgy. That whole "I'm winning" belongs to the edgy side of things.
>back to basics>add more movesWhich is it, Murray?
>>558731983i can send u my selfies but i don't wanna get doxxed
>Pakistan at war with Afghanistan It's over
>>558733928Officially? I know they launched attacks a couple of weeks ago.
If you have to suffer actual mentally challenged normies talking about skill for using a character that has no real counterplay, even more so because they think they are making people mad; that is a telltale sign the game is not worth playing.Real people are going to leave, leaving only competitive wannabe grifters and the mentally ill "playing" the game.There is no point if the game hands you over the win for free and all that is good about the game is how you can do epic 50 minute combos so that you can post it on youtube and ask everyone to like and subscribe for doing literally fucking nothing.
>>558733868>hairy reina main bodCan't be worse than all those hairy golems I saw on /trash/.. at least I could make you write lewd things on yourself after I beat you in Tekken. That sounds kinda fun. I actually have images from 3 tranners from this thread. I still play with them from time to time.
>>558733928that's why arsblud left
>>558734275not hairyno bod
no real counterplay no real counterplaydo you ever get tired of this and open replays or practice mode or no
>>558734343Well u are afraid of it anyway so whatever.
>>558734254>game hands you wins for freeSo you a GoD yet? Won EVO? No? How comes?
>>558734421Ok what's the counterplay to Reina's d2,1+2 after a heat engager?
>>558734720Block it
>like bro, if you're losing, just win!>if you're guessing wrong, just guess correctly!>just watch the replay because i assume you dont">"you are not epic god evo saar, please dont redeem maam bloody bitch lasagna"What's the counterplay to a +oB stance transition with 4 options wich 2 options are relatively safe and 2 options blow you up?What's the counterplay to AK getting you at the wall?What's the counterplay to hwoarang?What's the counterplay to Alisa?>"Just hope the player doesn't abuse their character"Yeah, that's right.Timmy 8 is exactly made for people that don't want to play the game because god forbid you feel sad about yourself for not winning at videogame, so they have to turn the game into coinflips so you don't feel bad about losing since you can just attribute your loss to "luck" and your wins to "skill" instead of accepting that this game is this badly designed on purpose.
>>558732669>oh nooo, I have to learn moves and actually play the game to be good>oh nooo, frame data>oh nooo, my opponent plays (character I don't like) so they don't have to learn any of this to be good but my character takes a lot of skill and knowledgeSmells like kazuya in here.
>>558734893That's not a counterplay...
>i have to learn the game>meanwhile the usual suspects dont have to even know what frames are to succeed
>>558735150It is.
Accepting that Tekken 8 is designed for brain dead normies, is the first step to get better at Tekken.
>>558734720+9 into a 15 frame mid, not much to do there. it's really good but the situation after is manageablearmor wins against both mids, you can interrupt the heat mid and the low, the ch launcher beats mashing but is steppableall about picking the right optionsthe low might be steppable too but I forget. she can delay her options or not do anything as well
>Sir, you can't use your gun in this competition.>OMG WHY DO YOU HATE GUNS SO MUCH?>Sir, this a fucking darts tournament.>FUCK YOU YOURE JUST JEALOUS AND BAD AT IT! JUST USE A GUN AS WELL AND YOU WOULD WIN! HEHE FUCKING OUTSMARTEDIQ tests would go a long way to keep out subhumans from interacting with real humans.
one negativity poster recently exposed xemself as indian so I'm on high alert
>>558735036You sit on range 5, wait till she comes flying, walk all her options.If you a noob and let her stand infront of you with saws, you walk left.If you eat a heat engager, walk left.If you eat the homing low, walk left.If you wanna engage, dash block so the uf2 doesn't clip you.If you block a b1, backdash to avoid mixup.If you got knocked down and she comes flying, stay down, roll, stay down. Then get up.AK isn't scary at the wall. He needs unsafe mids to splat or his 20f, -9 homing move. If he uses his heat moves, just block em twice and he'll be out. Is just a lil chip.
>reina had to hit confirm ff2 into SEN 3 otherwise they'll get launched?>better make ff2 also guarantees SEN 2>players like to jab check hwoarang at range in order to float RFF.df3?>better give him d3+4 to go under jabs, that'll show them!T-thanks Nakatsu
>lol bro just guess correctly every timecan alisamongoloids stop replying please?
>character has weakness? can't have that or the epic consumer wont buy battle pass and wont upload yt video about his epic ranked climb and tell all his friends to buy Tekken 8™ !>we also make the moves that cover the character weaknesses impossible to outplay! Please buy Tekken 8™ !
In season 4 we will have highs that are plus on whiff because god forbid you can duck and punish
does blocking bryan's qcb1 jail or is it because the fucking 150ms network i can't or don't duck when he goes for the second qcb1 after blocking it?
>>558736567hwoarang stance jab recovers so fast that clive's parry that freezes time isn't guaranteed
What is the official tekgen stance on ft1 or ft2 in lobbies?
>>558736720If there's a queue, makes sense. If there's just two or three niggas in a room then nah.
>>558736703Yeah but hwo is also plus in neutral
>>558736720isn't that how it always is? ft1 winner stays on
I know no one cares but I'm excitedFinally made it to TGS bros
>>558736720ft2 if you want to play tekken, ft1 if you're inbred
>i finally gambled enough to get rankcoolstill worthless to me
>>558736070I never mentioned the word "guess". I gave you a strategy to avoid 90% of Alisa's movelist. It works 100% of the time without fail. That's why playing her is so annoyingly hard. I don't get heat moves, I don't get heat combos, I don't get heat mixups. I don't even have strings or stances to abuse.The only thing that is left for me against a good player is f2,1. That one is amazing but most of the game is just farming damage of single moves and whiff punishment through movement.With the Kings I can easy damage farm with throws that are unseeable.
>>558736840>apr18LIAR!!!!
Alisaniggas really believe they are playing tekken.>just block and punish, niggaThanks murrayvery cool
>>558737170Block and punish? Wow, you really are just a 100hr baby, aren't you? This is Tekken, we move, we avoid, we poke and abuse weaknesses. Nobody plays a back and forth block punish game.
>>558730108The Tekken storyline will end in Tekken 10 where we'll see Xiaoyu pregnant with Jin's baby.
What the fuck is 'back to basics'?Basics is what? Tekken 7? That's ass.Tekken 6? That's also ass.Tekken 5:DR? Lol as if they'd go that far back.Tekken TT2? They're too stupid for that.
>just move against the character that controls the entire screen and has range 5 tools! ur baby!!! waaah!Yeah, just duck against King.Just finish your strings against Yoshimitsu.Just dare to initiate offense against SteveJust don't plug Clive.Victor? Yeah, peak Tekken.Just dickjab Hwo and Lidia.>"I have 50k hours in Warhammer btw i have more authority and also i have higher rank!"Ok, show me the fighting game you're developing.
The basics is season 1
>>558737673They obviously mean Tekken 4.
>>558737840Jin's unblockable laser scraper...the basics
blud doesn't know that keeping out is the best way to beat steve lmao
>>558737897You just wouldn't get it, man.
season 3 is just going to be season 2 but Heat no longer gives you a free install.
We gonna go back to season 0 with TWO heat stocks.
>just keep out the character that has tools that cover that weaknessyeah, just outspace hworangJust jab check asuka
>>558737749I could watch you have melty all day long~
what tools nigga you crying like a little fool
>ur having a melty hehe lol pls r u mad? of c-c-course you areNigga just don't reply instead of announcing your failed troll attempts to cope every single time
>>558737919you cannot keep out alb2 auto neutral
>>558738239Continue~
>>558738239
>please look i smug i am pls i am smug pls saar ur melting saar redeem the matilda EVERYONE IS LAUGH AT U SAARTekken 8 being autoplay really attracted individuals that just call you tasteless because you don't cum in your mouth like they do
not even arguing with you (or the anon you're arguing with) and you're having a full meltdown while i'm lmaoing my ass off
kl92bs
>>558736720FT1 if there are more than two people in the lobby
>>558738536Where did the trans colored robot waifu touch you, anon? Show me.
What does a meltdown even mean anymore?You hearing voices in your head doesn't really mean anything.>"oh wow IS THAT TWO LINES OF TEXT ACKNOWLEDGING MY EXISTENCE? LMAO I HAVE NO REBUTTAL AND IM GOING TO SAY UR METLDOW! HAHA IM SO WITTY!"the difference is that everyone does the shit you do when they have been outplayedThis is why you think you know how to play tekken since tekken 8 gave you free wins
>>558738708Watch out blud xhe might call you mad for this
10bucks on this is the kazuya schizo who moans every day about how every single person he fights is either a bot or cheating.
>you actually just hate the character for no reasonoh wow another original witty rebutalI guess you just hate me because i intellectually own your ass every time so you have to resort to ridicule and non-sequiturs while pretending to not know anything to make discussion impossible with the justification that the opponent is "mad and metldown"?Like MAN... stop taking estrogen when you talk to me.
>>558738965log off and go for a walk lil bro.
100 bucks on the schizo saying it's the kazuya schizo being brown and a tranny
I don't know what's going on but the way to play Tekken is to play Bryan and spam 2.
>>558739159Intelligent and civil discussion stupid blardy fuck
Today is a good day to be on tekgen
I carry /tekgen/ like your autoplay character carries you
the optimal way to play bryan is by spamming qcb1 and db1+2.
It's just insane to me that anons here take criticism of the design of the game as a personal attackMaybe you shouldn't build your entire identity on winning at a videogame you're not even actually playing because the game plays it for you.
you haven't criticized anything thougheverbeit
>>558734254Skill issue
You know a sane balancing team would be slowly releasing videos regarding what "back to basics" means each week with important points about how they listened to the community...Instead they will dump 20 pages of patch notes on us the day of the S3 patch
You'd think he'd eventually run out if energy but it just keeps going.
what's tekgen without at least one schizo eh?
>they just reverted to insults nowAnons, you do not even begin to fathom with what lifeless entity you're dealing with.I am the horror you cannot comprehend.
>>558740024with harada gone there's going to be no public-facing interation from the company anymore. tekken is going the way of street fighter 6 of absolutely no communication.
>>558740156Murray is still there. People somehow miss Nakatsu though for some reason.
>>558736840Proud of you anon. Keep going!
You have done nothing but insult these poor anons
if they release patch notes, they will kill the game before they can release s3you just know
>Murray>public facinglmao
Do any of you rspc3 players know if old kekken games will run well on steam deck, can't find shit on this online unfortunately.
>>558740156Well the entirety of Tekken 8 up until now had Harada there and it has been a PR disaster.
>>558740326He's the next effigy tekken players will burn when they get mad.
>meltyanon is losing it over being bad at the gameIts okay, its shit anyway right??
>>558740427I only play Tekken 4 and that works great.
>>558740550I see what you are doing. Continue.
do people really shit themselves uncontrollably when they fight steve around range 3?
>>558740619niggas forget there's a sidestep button in a 3d game that's why
yeah ngl i think you need to lab some provocationsme acknowledging the existence of your post really doesn't do anything because you're just posting what would get YOU uppity
You people talk about trannies all the time but nothing about pregnant women. This general is super gay.
>>558740219murray recently quit twitter for good in case you missed it
>>558740741damn who do i tag now when i shit on tekken?
>>558740741KWAB
blud modded out tracking in the lab
>>558740619you can't call it fraudlent 8 when you play steve who evades everything and enforces unseeable stance coinflips
>>558740619why do you have 2 accounts and why do you have 20000 games and why don't you just press ub2
>>558740741
>fraudulent 8>"no but akshually is not!"the absolute state of wannabe trolls
>>558741068shut up jin, murray is a hero
>>558741068Based Jin. Anti woman and anti clanker.
do fergus, kingreyjr, and tibetano have any plans for their future tournament careers after asuka is dumpstered
>>558741098answer me please >>558741049
>>558741439Would be funny if Leroy is top tier again just because everyone forgot about him
>>558741684chatgpt-kun, you need an update on your reading comprehension
>>558741439Go back to spanking it to her
>>558740989>steve>evade everythinghe will never be ling>>558741049stress free account. i can feed and move on with any matchup i fucking hate>>558741098steve is peak honest in d8
>>558742030kek did you hit god of destruction and switch to save your rank
>>558742030steve begs to differ
>>558740619That's not a real world scenario. Nobody walks circles into the ground. That thing has clipped me more than I can count. It clips during sidesteps, it clips during the neutral while backdashing, it has mad range, can't be challenged cause fkn -3..Nobody just walks at random. We walk when we see an approach. A dash, a forward moving stance, stometing.. And that fucking move will clip you when you try that sort of defensive play.
>[insert untrue thing here] please reply and argue meeee please acknowledge my existence
They call this tekken 2D for a reason
>>558740619I mean by that logic I could go>hurr you eat Alisa's d3 and even get CH by it from range 3??Ofc people do. People don't hold a sidewalk all fucking day long cause that's not a good way to play. That's gonna get you fucked up.
No one cares
when a faggot tranny makes more sense this general is fucked
>>558741853fergy is gay
>>558740619Oh hey you fought my bryan
current game rotation>League of Legends>Rainbow Six Siege>Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster
It's insane that passtranny suddenly agrees with the kazuya schizo
the game is a lot more enjoyable with voice volume at 0
>>558743279I'll never not talk shit about steve.That thing is made from hell. I'd rather tard wrangle 10 Zafinas.
i want to hear lili's moans
pregot riena
>>558742231yeah this shit is retarded
glad to know everyone here acknowledges steve if retardedonly thing more tarded than steve is his playerbase
I do not care for tribalism.I like every character to a certain degree, i just don't like how they designed 99% of their moves.
>>558743621then why did you not post in /3dfg/
>>558742128any sane person would do that>>558742231the whole point here is alb2 and wr2 are extremely suicidal moves. you stepped the wrong side so that part can be slightly sticky but its still insanely loose with sidewalk compared to reiners ff2 or drag or lidio etc. alb2 has zero tracking to the left, a 0.1s step is enough to kill him>>558743182i think i whooped your ass 2 sets already
>>558744010*meant right stepfuck 3d
>>558744010I don't say it's impossible to get around that move. I have done so before but the amount that shit will clip me is insane. What's even worse is sonic feng. That thing is basically homing.
>>558743479Okay I now believe you are straight. Have a good day.
This here is part of why I will always see Steve as an absolute noob machine.This shit cannot be stepped by anyone besides Lili, Zafina and it's extremely difficult with Alisa.
Now watch Steve.You might say "b-but Yoshi" yeah, he can spin it, but he at least loses life doing so.A steve doesn't even need to know what a sidestep is. Just press your mega evasion button.
You are almost figuring out what game design is.Keep going.
>>558740619This character is useless
>>558738536is this the ai baby
my opponents never approach first unless they're fahk and it feels terrible
Yoshimitsu might be the obvious really balanced character right now.
>>558744457it will only clip you if you step to the left, dodgeable with sidewalk left. fully whiffs to any amount of movement to the rightsonic fang will be the reason i ask for a homing mid poke for steve. it fully whiffs at range 1 and most of the time around range 2 if people try to step/walk>>558744776totally fair since its specific matchup knowledge. weave isnt an almighty button because of how it works. this means a lot of steppable moves will kill you if you try to weave instead of step/walk
>>558744776That move has CH vulnerability to it. 9 times out of 10, it's safer and more rewarding to sidestep/walk and launch from behind. This is a highly specific scenario that leads to fuck all rewards for Steve. Imagine crying about this with Alisa having some of the best evasion in the whole game
watching the dsp joon video
>yeah bro just do the thing in a real game that i'm showing you in a controlled environmentyeah i can also hit an unblockable if my opponent suddenly decides not to touch any buttons
This passtranny pedophile can't stop humiliating himself.
I will never complain about a man in this game. I will complain about every woman in this game, except for Jun because she's a mom.
Did you know that Kazuya's db3+4 in devil mode can't kill?When everyone has literal range 10 god moves he can't have that.
hi mainman
hope you're doing as awesome as always, anon
why is it always a kazuya player
Top 10 tekken players of all time10. Lowhigh9. Nin8. Atif Butt7. Nobi6. Ulsan5. Saint4. Qudans3. JDCR2. Knee1. Arslan Ash
>do debiru beamu from across the stage>press other moves during the animation because you know why>they start doing strings>it hits most of the time>its funny and absolutely mind numbing at the same time
>>558745881>femoids have better movement speed>tradeoff for that should be them dealing less damage>mfw jun and her combo damage
>tradeoffwow anon is that fucking critical thinking? i cant believe this guywhy do you hate having FUN so much? JUST HAVE FUN
>>558746606Females shouldn't be in fighting games. Jun did her job by being a good mom. All the other women are failures.
>>558745567Best evasion? That would be Zafina.>>558745543Yet it forces me to play the match as if I was fighting a Lili.. just with really obnoxious moves. I especially love when those fuckers time their backsway right to avoid my running approaches even after faking several dashes. And whenever I eat a b1 I wanna jump out the window.But what always will be my biggest issue with steve is I cannot for the life of me differentiate his moves. I have tried man.. I even played him for casual in T7 for a week, I tried it in practice many times. My brain is unable to understand his moves. I'm always at a complete loss as to what he just did.
>>558746717nigga she raised another hitler fuck chu on about
>>558745927Recoverable health damage of any sort can't kill, that's normal. Heat bursts can't kill either.
I was playing with a cheating steve the other dayhe would just randomly sway during his own shit so i just activated my own scripts and won
the best thing about that steve is that i kept punishing his 1+2 and he just kept doing it when one punish would kill himthats how you know these people are cheating when they dont even know how to play the game
>shat on scriptkiddiecringe>with his own scriptbased
A reina the other day was the same shit>"timing" of the century like everyone else>kept doing 1 1 2 and df1 2it just makes no fucking sense
i fought a lili who was extremely passive and the instant you would duck her mids would come outi just laser beamed that tranny across the stage
gaaaaiiissssI can do le hekn hard executioooon. Does that mean my opinions are now super based and everyone takes me super ceraaaal?
The funniest part of the 'zuya quick match rager is that he's Indian. "Middle East" region, Indian in game name, steam friends list full of Indians. Gave me a chuckle
post his wavu wank and stop gossiping
tummy tummy feels ouchie ouchie )
>they dont knowman, if you weren't insufferable dramafags i'd shows you shit i do that would make you guess reality
>get added as dlc with no story>retroactively made the most important character in the serieswhy didn't leroy have a bigger role in the tekken 8 story if he's such a big deal
>>558747969What do you mean? I mained Leroy since Tekken 3.
>>558746952He was an adult and she was in a coma by that point. It's Jin's fault for not being enough of a momma's boy. Jun is still loyal while trying to persuade her family towards good because she's the ideal woman.
>>558748060She banged devil hitler and popped out a second one.
>>558747816Do your own research
You will never expose me.
>>558747969wtf this nigga god or smthn
I'm anti dox. It's evil
Everyone that tried, especially individuals who organize on discords, suffered fates worse than death.Novaseiken and Blackheart are my niggas.
I love the back and forth in tekken it feels so fun to play
>>558747816Schizo zuya always hides his name but I can make an educated guess.He fought an AK called Tigger who played on PC. Only 1 Tigger on PC exists who actually plays AK.Comparing that Tigger's points to the Tekken Emperor dudes I fought, that Tigger is probably a Bushin.Since our Kazuya got matched against him in quickmatch, which considers ranks, but he beat Tigger.. I'd go with a Tekken King rank.
kore wa saiko da ne
>>558748812
he doesn't play ranked blud that's why he's the quick match kazuya
This is greatPlease keep going
I'm building muscle and competing in MMA tournaments and hoping I find a wife like Jun. Have fun everyone.
>>558748901He must have had played ranked even if he's a quickmatch warrior like me. If he was a green rank or unranked, he'd be matches against yellow ranks at max. Quickmatch uses a matchmaking system based on ranks.Otherwise I'd be slaughtering red ranks all day but I never do. It happens maybe once every 3 months that I get a purple rank when the queue is ULTRA DEAD for random reasons.That tigger has a 1.7k point Lidia, that means probably a Tekken Emperor. That means 250k Tekken Power bracket.Schizo Zuya has to have a rank to fight Tigger.
Absolute fucking kino
Thickness coming to DOA7?
>>558748680you can even experience it in tekgen threads
A Tekken King rank would also explain why he's so obsessed with everyone being a "bot". Dunno if you recently fought any blue ranks or Tekken Kings but their entire thing is "5 moves into flowchart crushing move/parry".. I think he complained about a Law doing exactly that. Safe move - Parry, Safe move - Parry.. over and over. Threw a hissy fit how the Law never adapted.Well, that law is a noob. Probably rocking his 300hrs and pressing le funneh buttons that got him to Bushin.Now I shall rape some quickmatch Tekken Gods.
unreal people develop an ego from this solitaire game
i seriously carry every threadmy skill is unmatched
How will this affect the Tekken rankings?
insane how pressing god button and winning because the developer said so makes you believe you are playingguess that's just how modern slop eaters are
>>558749780What did A know...
>>558749298blud have you seen Sayuri
unbelievable how right zuya schizo is Game is a complete shell of itself and u actually find people defending it in this very thread as they are carried themselvesMurray and his minions running around and noone punching them in the teeth
rememberevery time you get called a schizo, you are absolutely and completely spot on
No shit he's rightAre there actually people in here playing Murray's vision, rope and chair would do you well
I don't think he's right
Kys Murray
if they dont defend the thing that gives them a semblance of self-worth, identity and social worth or authority, even if its just objectively worthless in any kind of measure, they have to retaliateThat's why they attempt to humiliate others to discredit them or just lie and deceiveYou see this behavior with leftists discourse a lot where any disagreement on facts, is based on the speaker being "the bad guy" or saying no-no words, being "toxic" or just truths that make them insecure i.e. "how can drugs be bad if they make me feel good?"It's not exclusive to this general or this gameIt's like youtubers getting an ego because they got 10k bots subscribing to their channels but their vids generate 13 likes and 489 viewsIt's like gacha players thinking they are skilled for pulling the 2% SSR in 15 drawsPersonally, i just like writing and observing a lot and my observation always manage to filter the wicked
why would you make such a cool looking game a fucking extraction shooter brossony has to burn
never labeled you as such the spergouts are funny though
I'll take that
GAWDcom
I got eaten by a fengu main.. but I wanted to eat Tekken Gods..
I am an engi main in TF2
Grace Ashcroft for season 3
Grace Ashford in my bed
wwyd if she begins chatting you up?
>a woman holding a conversationis my dick chocolate covered?
sex her
call her a hag and that i'm willing to have sex with her as my good deed for the day
I still believe in YOREDZ
ravage all her holes
holy shit i want to nut on ling's face
just nutted on lings faceat least some good things came from this dogshit game
>>558750637How did you come to be so observant and also brave enough to speak the truth despite murray and co always doing their best to obfuscate it
>>558752438leave the room
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s40806-026-00466-6interesting article bros
I ordered McDonalds at 3 am.
>tmm waffling about bodybuildersthis nigga actually gay
>>558753213why?
>>558753442Cause Tekken is the other way. The gates won't keep themselves.If she wants a ft10, I'm down tho.
TMM has a son and you're a virgin.
I fucked Wilhelm thoughtbeit
What the fuck?
nah that's too far, we joke around a lot but don't type shit like that about someone's son
tmm hires dozens of big black bulls to fuck his ex wife and son day in day out
its our little secret
Capcom can't do this to Murray it's not fair
M is doing it to himself. Tekkens situation is 100% completely self inflicted.
Ruining a beloved series should come with real life consequences, I'm thinking it should be on par with mass murder charge
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2367
>>558754719>Adjusting the battle balance.Regarding the Battle Balance Adjustment in Season Three, we will once again add the intent of the words "Refined Balance" and "Back to Basics".These do not mean that the battle system will be returned to the past Tekken, or that a single update will significantly reshape the game. The purpose of the third season of the battle adjustment is to organize the parts where the result was extremely easy to get in a specific situation, while assuming the current battle system of "Tekken8", and to make it easy to establish the way of fighting and judging."Refined Balance" and "Back to Basics" are not words that indicate the completed form, but a policy to determine what kind of state is considered as a problem and in which direction to proceed with adjustments. It is positioned not as a target as the destination itself, but as a guide that shows the direction of the adjustment.First of all, "Refined Balance" refers to the adjustment attitude that assumes the current battle system of "Tekken8", and does not remake extreme results and distortions at once, but gradually arranges in a direction where judgment is easy to be established. At that time, the evaluation axis is "Back to Basics". It is a way of thinking to determine the current battle state from the viewpoint of whether the reading is established, whether the judgments such as defense and avoidance are properly reflected in the results, and whether one mistake does not overly influence the result.Therefore, please note that it does not promise that the touch will change significantly at once in a direction that does not presuppose the battle system of "Tekken8" in the form of "the defense will become stronger at once" and "the attack will be greatly weakened".Said a whole lot of fuck all
>we aren't actually changing anything>we just wanted to advertise like we were>you see, the phrase "back to basics" actually means...
yeah they know we're salivating at the mouth for 5DR remake, which will be Tekken 9 btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM_3ZZ1J_5shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVitIEKEe-8
watch them buff another retarded moves while nerfing these as always
>>558752438cum
>The balance adjustment is not completed in Ver.3.00, and the policy is to continuously accumulate it after that. Making big changes at once carries the risk that the battle environment will be biased in an unintended direction, so while avoiding sudden changes, we will make gradual adjustments with continuous updates in line with the policy, including the addition of new characters, while avoiding sudden changes. I know we didnt do anything for a whole year, but here, have a halfassed patch because we will totally keep continuing working on itoh theres tournaments going on? guess we have to wait till next year
>Back to basic is just returning to Season - Kekken 7LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558754871these will be the only nerfsprepare for 1500 lines of buffs
>>558754719>>558754719>>558754871>>558754871ITS REALITS REALITS REAL
>>558754719HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOO
>>558754871yeah im thinking we are back, fellow tekkino 8 enjoyers
>tekken team waits full year to give us a patch>"we arent going to do much this patch">"dw we will be adding onto it regularly"end it murray u worthless cunt
>>558754965where?
i know i have been quiet as of late!!! but I am going to purchase resident evil with the money I earned from my job!!! im a fucking winner!!!
They were just waiting if bamco decided to pull the game's plug, not even joking
>>558755163based
does the 6K regularly buy cosmetics?
>>558755137In the hole made for it
plug THIS*unzips ass*
>>558755331but Steve came from there
>>558754719wow it's fucking nothing
>>558755418no free install after heat expires and no wall splats on heat smashes are good newswhat's concerning is >Accordingly, Season 3 does not guarantee dramatic, immediate shifts such as substantially strengthening defense or significantly weakening offense in ways that diverge from the intended gameplay philosophy of TEKKEN 8.forget about a universal backdash buff or anything of that sort
>>558755197I bought one battle pass at the beginning and it gives 100 extra coins per pass plus the 500 coin apology bonus, so I have a couple packs. Haven't bought tekken coins since but unfortunately know people who have
>>558755390on her tits or face is fine too>>558754719changes shown are good but it makes it sound like they aren't doing much more
genuinely, what the fuck are they doing all fucking year?
>>558754871These are two good changes but they're still rather minor. No wallsplat on heat smash but the stage interactions probably remain, and no free install after heat but probably still infinite stall during heat.
leak the patch notes murray please
what if we had garou's spg system instead of heat?
>>558755669
>wallsplat heatsmash gone >install after heat goneAsuka sissies...
asuka smash doesn't wallsplat
'ka back to fapbait status
>>558755809It would be fucking terrible
>>558755943and all is well
Everything arrived cold, even the burger.
Who the fuck has install and wallsplatting heat smash
people fell for it again HAHAHAHAH
>>558756034reo...
>>558756026zesty ass nigga
>>558756026this rog gotta be a closet homo bro there's no way a straight man can dress this zesty
>>558753185I am extremely acustic
icefrog please save tekken
>nerfed the things that should've been gone 10 months ago alreadythanks for the bare minimum murrat
>>558754719HAHAHAHAHA,Now I just remember most players and streamers thinking they were hopefully secretly changing everything and that's why they remained silent for a FULL YEAR. Because they were fixing everything! Of course they were! Here, have non-wall splaterino hitto sumashu, a line of code that could've been done in 5min. Install cancels with hitto dashu! 5min of code! Total work: 10min. See you next time kiddo! 2027! Please buy the DLCs goyim!
Accordingly, Season 3 does not guarantee dramatic, immediate shifts such as substantially strengthening defense or significantly weakening offense in ways that diverge from the intended gameplay philosophy of TEKKEN 8.https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380
league has bi-weekly patches btw
at least bring the health back to 180 ffs
league remade their core systems multiple times in the past btw
>>558756390>changes won't be large because we don't wanna rock the game too much>oops sorry guys there's an evo every month now so we can't make changes due to competitive integrityliking this series is genuinely a curse
i think whoever is in charge of tekken now is ontologically evil
>>558754719Back to basics was just a "WOW THEY UNDERSTOOD US" marketing effect for the stupid masses.The wording is basically a "we didn't much to not alienate our Tekken casual core that no longer plays the game tee-hee""You will enjoy our TEKKEN +8 ON BLOCK philosophy you fucking monkey! For our own sadistic pleasure! THIS IS OUR VISION!!!"We don't even need character specific patch notes. For what? -2 damage on a poke, a CH launcher that tracks a little less and -2f on a fucking horrid move to deal with? «Accordingly, Season 3 does not guarantee dramatic, immediate shifts such as substantially strengthening defense or significantly weakening offense in ways that diverge from the intended gameplay philosophy of TEKKEN 8..»I will be fucking trolling their Tekken shitty feedback Discord server until they ban me. I don't care. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you Murray.
people are already eating this shit up on xthese people are fucking retarded
>this clown game>competitive integrityI seriously wonder what the fuck they were thinking about when they designed this combatNo one but actual retards like this onaholing simulatorIt's just bad when it could be so fucking good if they just admitted they fucked up and people only play it because they're addicted to it or make money off of itThe only vision they have is that it will somehow magically slingshot them to esports success because "anyone can win" and you always see the same fags grinding tourneys because that's their only income
why are you on x (formerly twitter)?
to check if the tekken audience is still retarded, it is btw
>what the fuck they were thinking about when they designed this combatthey were thinking that line must go up and how can they sell more DLC, skins and e-sports
>>558756572Who do you play?
>X>formerly sneeder>a platform where it's no life trannies, kids, bots and retards """"engagement baiting"""" or are paid to post certain thingsThat's like coming here and expecting the 14 year old brazilians and the /lgbt/rannies to have an ounce of intelligence
>>558756390sigh
>"Dude, just make the game actually good">"anoooooooooooo backu tu basiksu! buy deeersee onegaishimas"
7 is better
>>558757276
>>558757559NEW
>>558757537and you're calling THAT evil???
That's not evil, that's psychopathic
if you STILL believe that they are out there trying to make the best possible fighting game and not just thinking of ways to fleece you then you should quickly pick up your phone because easter bunny and santa claus are calling you
But if they made the game good they could fleece me hardThey ain't even gonna fleece timmy like thisyeah all those pakis grinding prize money and no one really watching or joining events sure is fleecing us
Give me a few minutes
you say that but the loyal 6k are still playing every day and whenever you go online people are playing DLC characters and wearing the newest skinsyou have a skewed view because you don't know the actual players that fund the game, you personally might not be getting fleeced but there are enough people out there that justify ignoring your opinions about the game
Ikuzo>>558758064>>558758064>>558758064
>>558756026Zesty homo thugs look like THIS??! ZAMN....
i mean what if, just what if they start to do regular patchs, to really balance the game like good guys...what if they’re not lying? just imagine...
