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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR
02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection
02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR
02/26 - 03/07 - Legend Races
Early March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firm
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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I bet chrono smells really good huuh
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I won.
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>>558650461
FALCO LOVE
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>>558650507
she smells like my cum
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she’s almost here…!!!!
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So is Sweepy a seanig
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FLIP
Your monster's attack...triggered my effect!
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>>558650596
ikou
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I'm not sure what my clubs quota is
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>>558650610
Some sort of 2nd/3rd worlder, but thats a given with these things
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>>558650461
FIX THE TOKYO TURF
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>>558650610
yeah i am
(im not sweepydev im just another sweepfag)
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Hola
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>>558650751
Halo
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oreng
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>I see people getting Ardan in one pull or one multi
>Meanwhile I'm sitting at 160 with 0 Carats and 0 3 star character
I don't know if I should laugh, seethe or both at the same time
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Digitan LOVE
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>>558650873
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>>558650842
We all had the same experience. Next time save 30k carats before pulling on a banner.
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hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy hey sweepy
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exposed woman back is underrated sexy
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Are you ready?
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So I only need 601 stam for the speed bonus, anything over is gay? I'm taking Tokyo Racecourse to avoid the bad mood butffuck

>>558650751
>>558650809
DONDE ESTÁS?
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>>558650921
I haven't had that experience.
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>>558651020
Technically 572 is enough, thanks to the inherent weather modifier
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>>558651020
>she does not know
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>>558651014
Iam ready for my trainees to suffer.
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we love sweepy around here
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>>558651017
tl it tacoman
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>>558649457
it's a really fucking beautiful game where everything is community driven. prob has the largest collection of fanworks just behind touhou
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>>558651119
>weather modifier
Tell me more
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>KC mention
Spring 2016 event was my personal 9/11 because I vividly remember trying so hard to get the final kill up until the last minute and failing to obtain Iowa
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>>558651151
Theres always a new game for players who hates black umas and sweep botters.
The rest of us can enjoy Trackblazer in peace.
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>kitasan is finally working with me
>suddenly sweep nowhere to be found in speed
I am going to throw your shitass into the ojisan rape dungeon, you little fuck
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>>558650751
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>558651292
yada
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What's sex with Forever Young like
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sex with sweepy
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>>558651121
what is she missing
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>>558651328
It lasts Forever
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this mechanic sucks ass
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>>558647196
>brownish
>chinese
>twink hands
>nazi
>white supremacist that seethes at the sight of nigumas
many such cases
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Falco love and marriage!
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>to the guts training facility! ikuyoooooooo!
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>>558650751
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>>558650921
I will, but man it hurts...
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>>558651512
Position Keep bug?
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>>558651512
damn, her ass must be so fat to block the other like that hahaha go on a diet or something? FATTY HAHAHAAH
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>>558650751
narco uma
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>>558651658
no its Zenkai spurt
if your speed is over 2000 you burn all stamina to cap it so it means 1800 stam or die
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>>558651512
JP looks so dogshit right now, like wtf is this
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>>558651512
>over here fat ass
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>>558651512
>>558651776
>>558651713
>Stamina matters again
DOUBLE ASE BACK IN BUSINESS
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>>558651512
>WHEN YOU ARE BROCKED YOU'RE BROCKED
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>>558651658
It's the latest bandaid to keep スタミナ relevant
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Is there any reason to dislike botting anymore? Its clear Cyjews have gone soft and are no longer ban happy, the DEI niggershift is a clear indicator or terminal enshitification. They've honestly held their playerbase in contempt for so long as hostile piggybanks, you are actually obligated to cheat and steal as much as you can from the greedy corpo slop factory.
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>>558651865
>>558651658
What the fuck is this new mechanic? Are you gaslighting us or is it actually real.
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What is El's opinion on El Mencho's death?
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>>558651832
Manhattan Cafe SSR stocks rising yet again
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>>558651871
You are stealing from other dacchis.
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>>558651919
everyone fucking hates it and itll be patched later
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>>558651919
They added it as part of the breeders cup scenario patch.
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>>558651871
If you want to bait, then at least post a twitter screencap with some retarded opinion
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>JP is shit and bl*cked
>Global is shit and brown
What cygame do I play now?
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>>558651512
>>558651986
I saw a late oguri almost do that exact same thing in the practice rooms.
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>>558651993
Thanks its a new interesting mechanic. Some sort of inverse bignig?
>>558651986
>Everyone was pulling for VBourbon but the real deal is Valentine Flash
Its like SMaru and SSpe again
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>>558651986
>Valentine Eishin mogging Almond Fraud
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>>558652089
that mechanic is universal Eishin Flash sucks ass
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>>558651173
>trainer's future wife
>the delusional woman who thinks she's gonna replace her
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>>558651512
>slows down to match the lead
So I wasn't going schizo when this happened to one of my CMs before, and against my own team at that
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>>558652057
All cygames games have at least brown characters, so none.
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>>558652057
It's not cyge but I'm playing minecraft again after 8 years
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>>558651986
Thats my wife and her funny hat!
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>>558652240
you are its a JP thing
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>>558651512
>Everyone not pulling for Air Shakur is now bricked
Damn
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>>558652210
I wish she would stab me...
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always the same baits
time to argue if umas are for you or not
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>>558651986
This is so funny to watch what the fuck
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>>558651275
i'm still butthurt Bacius left kc for uma
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Forcing max 2k stam regardless of distance is just one of a million ways of making sure that f2poors will never compete against whales. People should expect it by now from cyjews.
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If there's black umamusumes in America does that mean an umamusume had sex with a nigger?
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i think sweepydev is a cool guy
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I have found myself allured by this schizo
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>>558652317
Someone should use a twitter screenshot too
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>>558652362
No the uma mum was 100% black
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>>558651986
Let me lick those Flash sweat after she made that spurt
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>>558652362
nigumas are native to africa
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>>558651512
when you're brocked you're FUCKING BROCKED
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>>558652430
>grabs Trainer to push her boobs to him instead
I see that Curren's influence is taking effect
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>>558652362
Is this what /uma/ meant by spamming VF is brown.
Wow what a gigachad
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>>558651512
So you just need to use gold recoveries?
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I love Rice
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>558652504
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>>558651512
Wait so we have to use stamina card during sprint or miles now?
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>abduct trainer
>strip him
>tie him up
>chuck him in the uma dorm common room
Results?
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>>558652608
You need Max Stamina for every race
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>>558652619
>Results?
Probably a lowroll uncapped semen
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>>558652520
yeah but there are hardly any good cards with gold recoveries
the only good one left is Curren Bouquetd' and she was released after the anni ticket cutoff period
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>>558652504
No VF is Vivlos about to get fucked
His audience are naturally the audience watching
/uma/ is, of course, the biggest and brownest
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Is Front A / Mile A Pasa truly better than Pace A / Mile S Pasa i cant gamba for both front A and Mile S while covering Dirt A..
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>>558652619
Urara will untie me
I believe in her
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>>558652659
Finally the better Curren
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>>558652619
Not everything is about reverse rape.
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>>558652430
Wife
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FAT FUCKS
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>>558652608
Yep. I'm thinking Grass Wonder (Fantasy) is back.
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>>558652619
maya will untie me she is a good kid
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hello trainers
it is me, your epic fellow trainer. time to go do a run or 3
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>>558652520
All the webms of umas slowing come a crawl are due to running out of HP. Uniquely, running out of HP during zenkai spurt currently instantly slows you to min speed (which is often a jump from 25-26 m/s to 17 or so) rather than decelerating at 1.2m/s^2, which is typical for running out of HP, hence why these ridiculous situations happen.
Source: hakuraku race data plugin works on JP, pic related is current speed drop when they run out of HP.
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>>558652363
>be in active military service probably spends half his day crawling in mud in some forest
>somehow makes the most advanced bot publicly available
>first to crack reading stat gains without networking when even jp bots have been trying for years and failing
>first to figure out a way to dump packets "safely" without modifying the game files
>has a chokehold on the top 10 clubs
chinks are a different breed
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>>558652504
you literally know what he looks like
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>>558652619
I wish that were me
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>>558652728
The shift from >:l to :) is hilarious
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>>558652926
he isn't in ground forces
he is not a conscript so he is pretty free as far as i know based on my experience
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>>558652619
this + the zenno rob x marvellous shirtlifting
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>>558652728
I didn't even realize she was looking at me
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>>558652684
Front Pasa has an easier time fighting for plancha and can get angling but it can be overtaken more easily by lates, Taiki, and a Pace Pasa that gets lucky enough to be in 2nd place. Still, she will struggle to get angling against falcon/s.maru/v.bourbon.
Pace Pasa is way stronger late race but it's harder to get in good position to activate plancha, if there are too many fronts she's useless. Don't use her if you are bringing fronts.
Personally I'm running this Pasa as pace because it's just easier to train, and even though she's missing speed star she's doing a decent job so far, I'm running 2 late surgers to make it easier for her to activate her unique.
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thats hot
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*penis deflates like a balloon*
girls... this goofy shit ain't working on me...
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THE BREEDERS' CUP HEROES
and Urara for some reason
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Call me a slowpoke but I wasn't aware there was a sound effect for defying fate.
Sorry for the xitter link
https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2026922677391470965
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guys i still don't have a big-tittied nerdy uma gf i think it is over
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>>558653319
im gonna breed urara
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So who's meta for Make a New Trainee and Breeder's Cup
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>>558653320
woah
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>>558653230
same, i wonder if theres a new one.
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>>558653128
Oh okay, your teamcomp is similar to mine
I was gonna field Pasa to cover a front-half position along with my End Digitan and End Haru
I assumed there was gonna be a flood of frontrunners anyway for Pasa to be forced to cut her way through to 2nd place and thought her only hope was to run as a front herself, but if she's doing well enough in Pace position in a 2-backfield team maybe i dont need to bother
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>>558653320
iirc it's only used in the fuku SSR card other than this in global.
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Urara is hot and if you think she's your heckin' daughterino you're a fucking loser
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>>558653320
Reminds me of colony laser sound effect
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>done with my dirt aces
>done with my long parents
Should I move on to medium parents?
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>>558653447
So that means I only missed it once yesterday, I've yet to finish that SSR event chain.
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>>558652747
post that video of mirako swimming
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>>558653519
isnt the next one long?
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i can't tank MANT bros i think it's over...
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forever hat
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>>558653584
reading comprehensionbro................
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>>558653367
Nishino Flower
Daiwa Scarlet
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>>558653324
is the puppet a STALLION
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>>558653604
There was a game with /uma/ in it?
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hmmmmmm...
https://pastebin.com/zqEiQeFz
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>>558653320
I must... continue the Mejiro line....
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Ardan is a CHINESE WHORE
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>>558653335
AWOOGA
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>>558653723
*cums all over the place*
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>>558653723
wife
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>>558653734
/uma/ does not have a team
/umajp/ has one
idk why anon posted that here when the team was shared between the threads for only one season as a special case
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rob roy is S tier uma for sexo
SSR++ silence suzuka (R++)
S(exo) tier: zenno, bourbon ...
B tier: mayano (maybe in senior year)
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>>558653446
I would definitely run her as a pace if you are planning on bringing 2 backliners, yeah. Especially if you are planning on retraining your team for finals in MANT, because it will be faster to train a good pace than a front. There will be some rooms that are unwinnable for her, but when she hits plancha she just wins.
Also this is probably gaslight but I found that in the rooms where she can't accel she greatly helps my late surgers, because she plummets down the ranks quickly enough to help them trigger NSM/duels.
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>>558651512
kek
the game is shit and the threads have now been completely devoured by browns
it was inevitable i suppose
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sorry but I like the black umas, now if they were brown I'd be shitting and pissing myself in anger.
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>>558653753
>there are unironically trainers who think Umas like Maruzensky, Rudolf, and Mr. CB are 30+ and aren't students in Tracen.
Wait they arent 30+ no waaaaayyyy...
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>>558650461
"pure idol"
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>>558654016
this uma is a cute dog but I cant (I love bakushin)
I got the conversation where she is being a literal retard again (lmao that is literally me in real life) and liked it because shes the first uma I think to go :D while the other uma is mid sentence. it just looked really funny
cute dog
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I hate all of you
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>>558653753
The last bastion of Christmas on Nakayama 1200
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>>558653964
Not the wiki said. So, was there a game with /uma/ in it? Would be nice if we could get updated the times we'll be playing
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>>558654084
cute dog
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>>558653753
you can instantly tell the dude who made this doesn't interact with the game in any way outside of being on twitter all day
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I hate all of you
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>>558654329
its probably the fag who doesnt play the game but still comes here but youre right
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>>558654408
Dober would say this
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Brown... umas...
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>>558654103
iirc manager was here after the last league ended and asked us if we wanted to be updated when stuff happens or something like that
and the wiki is not updated lol, that image of Ebayan is from jp thread too
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Suzuka you lowrolling cunt. I'm gonna call PETA on you
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>>558653753
stop posting this attention seeking bollocks
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>>558654408
Dober would say this while we run a train on her
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>>558654441
sexo
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILLING MYSELF goodnight /uma/
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today we lost a lunabro...
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>>558654543
Same, after wasting 160 pulls for nothing I'm done
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>>558654512
Wonder if he'll follow up with it, and if the wiki is the same name then I'll call it as is. Thanks
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kys attentionseeking lunafags
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>>558654441
cheval hag
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Is glass bae much good or is she an easy skip?
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>>558654543
Rudolf would not do this
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>>558654591
you still have 2 weeks to get 6k carats and spark her bwo
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fucking finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I rolled Falco without spark and got away with it
I rolled Doto without spark and got away with it
I rolled Digitan without spark and got away with it
I rolled Dober without spark and got away with it
I rolled XOguri without spark and got away with it
I got Tamamo for free
I rolled V.Bourbon without spark and got away with it
I will get Kitasan for free too
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>>558654735
You think I'll be able to get that much carats?
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more like borejiro boredom lol
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>>558654510
cute....
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>>558655037
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>>558654934
did the horse also have a puppet what's going on here cygaymes
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*milktruck sees a hungry shota*
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>>558654797
maybe
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>>558654759
aren't you terrified about the day your plot armor will crumble?
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>>558655221
I want to have sex with this big boobed book nerd Momoka
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2 more days until flatliners get purged.
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>>558655189
...
Well I hope I'll be able to spark her...
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>>558655221
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>>558655289
>not barefoot
what's the point
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>>558655221
140cm btw
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>>558655375
who is the bald fuck in the middle
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>>558655375
why is Orfevre bald
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>>558655180
those armpits too
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>>558654797
you can get it in 10 minutes
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>>558655375
the reaper comes for us all…
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>>558655289
AHHH FUCK FEBRUARY IS A SHORT MONTH I FORGOT I THOUGHT I HAD LIKE 5 DAYS TO GET FANS IN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>558655221
September feels so far away...
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>>558651020
601 stam gets you the bonus on normal mood, you need less/more depending on your mood
578 stam is enough for finals as everyone has great mood
Bonuses from green skills don't count
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I actively participate in propaganda posting for various umas but don't roll for them myself
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i like the idea of rob getting frustrated with the massive size of her boobs but then eventually accepts and appreciates them
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>>558652903
Can you please show me where is the skill, is it on the Forever Young wit SSR?

Is it that evolve Stego got?

Is it this goddamn thing? What does it say on JP client....
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>>558655695
Arigathanks. I'll try to get 601 first since I never know if I'll actually make it to A finals until the last try
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>>558655826
what an ugly mare
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You're days are numbered.
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>>558655589
>Giving money to cyjews
Yeah no thanks.
I will never spend on this kusoge with it's dogshit gacha.
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>>558655898
shut up daiwa, we know you want her so bad.
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>>558655948
Go to he’ll.
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https://poal.me/dcs1k1
https://poal.me/dcs1k1
https://poal.me/dcs1k1
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>spending money on niggamusume
oh no no no no
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>>558656034
Everyone is a niggerfaggot, including you
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>>558655898
Not fooling anyone, number one jobber
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>>558656046
/uma/nons are really topgoy if they still played after the black umas and happy holidays
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>>558655898
homo take btw
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iinchou sexy
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>>558656101
I like the small uma.
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>>558655221
>>558655643

You can't see those puppies though, her racing outfit hides them very well.
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Am I being groomed
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global was a mistake
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>>558655809

It's a new racing mechanic that they just added in the 5th anni patch.
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>>558656451
How does it work? Any description anywhere?
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>>558656492
if speed number big go faster
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>>558651512
>>558651512
The stamina mechanic has been in the game since release. What you see here is Almond Eye running out of stamina to complete the new super spurt system and St. Lite getting blocked by the mf.

It's like you guys never even played the game. It just looks ridiculous because JP speed goes over 2k now
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>>558656249
Dream scenario, glad that people are making art like this
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>>558656538
this
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>>558656398
>Rich, strong, you help her overcome her health problems
there's nothing stopping her now, get ready to raise 11 kids together
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>>558656538
VF sure loves farming twitter clicks from these clips though
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>>558656538

They literally just added a new racing mechanic to the JP game that does stupid shit like that in certain cases, this isn't the gassing out we can experience. see >>558652903
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what are you supposed to call a ningen umanko
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>attention whoring clickbait farmer loves making ad money
no shit
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>>558656358
I like her racing outfit too.
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>>558656538
qrd on super spurt system
>>558652903
Where does the super spurt start?
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>>558655313
need
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Nice previous threads lads
All of those wasted posts and one guy seething that proved nothing except already known info from the initial post
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just super spurted t ramonu lads
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>>558656747
You might be retarded.
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Proud of you, racist-sama!
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>>558656661
Did you even read what I just fucking wrote?
>>558656732
If your uma has 2000+ speed, during the last spurt, it consumes massive amounts of stamina to increase current speed even further
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>>558656712

Why the scottish outfit though? I don't think the horse has any UK relation?
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>>558656732
Starts at the exact same time as stamina limit break, i.e. upon reaching their max last spurt speed.
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just ladded, lads
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>>558656810
>>558656825
What happens to bignigs then? Just curious
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>>558656712
So the real horse was this legendary triple crown winner right? How did that translate into a timid and shy girl ingame?
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>>558652903
>>558656661
I'll give you a hint. Current Speed.
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I accidentally opened the Calstone "neko neko neko" video while next to a black coworker today.
Fuck that was awkward.
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>>558656810
We all read what you wrote, you're just wrong. Feel free to provide race data where deceleration higher than 1.2 happens in a race prior to this JP update. If you don't usually work with race data, then you shouldn't comment on matters like this.
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>>558656839
>he ladded
nyoo...
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be strong for ayabe
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>>558656812
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>>558656918
He provided a hakuraku data earlier
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>>558656918
>Feel free to provide race data where deceleration higher than 1.2 happens in a race prior to this JP update
Uhhh ever heard of "Current Speed" skills? Did you look up to what the new spurt does?
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>>558655605
I'd fuck Teio if she looked like this
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this guy's wife is Rob MCGregor nigga u gay lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>558656924
what the FUCK is she doing
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What's sex with Sakura Chiyono O like
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I wonder if there are cases of women and uma musumes fighting over men
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She begins as a shy girl but then awakens to her true calling and leads the uma rebellion against the lowly ningen.
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>>558656917
most blacks are weebs nowadays so if you showed it to him instead of hiding in shame he'll probably be posting her here by now
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why are yall niggas talkin bout jpmeta retards buy an ad lmaooooooo
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>>558655605
I hate this bitch
Always spooking me whenever I try to pull for a specific uma
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>>558656812
She goes on this weird rant every time she ults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgkZDbe4Xk
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>>558657061
like having a sucker fish attached to your armpit but other than that you can do what you want with her
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Black people arent real
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>>558657072
He's one of those casual ones that liked DBZ as a kid.
Ah well it's too late now. Water under the bridge I hope
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>>558656886
i bet they need tons more stamina
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>>558656887
autumn triple crown, also set the (currently still unbroken) fastest arima kinen record
real horse wasn’t liked that much by keiba ojisans iirc
maybe the owner likes shortstacks
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>>558657198
nyoo
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>>558656887
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>>558657140
in SEA yeah
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>>558657251
Guess you could say they cant sea them
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>>558657238
sex
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more like triple thinning crown fucking uncslop general
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>>558656918
There is what you call current speed and current speed w/ deceleration that existed in the game since 2023. The new spurt probably uses the former which instantly brings the speed down.
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>>558656887

The horse had constant good placements but couldn't win anything major until by some magic it suddenly completed the autumn triple crown as a 4 year old. It remains only the second time this has ever been achieved (TM Opera was the first) and afaik Rob Roy still holds the Arima Kinen track record 20 years later. The horse never won after that achievement and was overshadowed by certain Deep Impact appearing the next year.
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>>558657070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
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>>558657198
wtf
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>>558657186
>yeah my horse? Just make her a big tittied small shy girl with librarian vibes
>"why?"
>heh
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>>558651017
I love these latinx memes even though I don't understand a thing
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>>558657328
SEX
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>>558657106
>Start off career with banger like this
>Now McGregor is the usual hollywood /pol/tard
>>558657325
>Chest so huge they spill out to the side
Hnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
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>>558656918
>where deceleration higher than 1.2 happens in a race prior to this JP update
Like every speed skill that does current speed instead of target speed in the past years........stack enough of them triggering at the same time you see things like this
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>>558657186
Autumn crown is unofficial anyway
It might as well be
They will also mever recognize the fact that it's factually harder than triple crown irl
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>>558657414
The librarian shtick is taken from the owner, just like with Copano Rickey and feng shui
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>>558657418
>who is that, Fat Week?
>she's my friend and rival El Condor Pasa
>give me that!
>this will teach you who's the strongest in Europe
>*El Condor Pasa explodes*
>NOOOOO
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>>558657418
don't worry bro I'll translate it for you
>what's that fatty week?
>my friend and rival El Condor Pasa...
>give it to me!
>this will teach you who's europe's strongest
>*El blows up*
>noooooooooo!!!!!
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>shakur lowers her voice and raises her pitch when talking to urara
>also starts talking slightly slower and like talking to a 5 year old
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>>558657472
It's harder rotation wise, but distance wise it's easier
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>>558657663
>big sloppy tits
this is nice and all, however I only jerk off to my own slop, not someone else'
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>forgot to click end sale
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>>558657456
I like the fact that he got beef with Boyle because he picked DiCaprio over him for The Beach, that film fucking sucks (other than the soundtrack) and he was mad?? is he really that big of a /pol/tard other than that "communist is bad and destroying families" film he directed like a decade ago?
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What are the best excuses to flatline for a few weeks? I don't want Danchou to kick me
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>>558657821
sorry danchou my colon exploded
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>>558657821
you need to save your pulls for fuku
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>>558657821
sorry danchou i got brutally raped and fell into a coma for a couple of weeks
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>>558657821
Just say you dont feel like it
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>>558657821
"Jerked off so hard to Ardan it broke my dick" worked well for my e-boyfriend, danchou even recc some healing ointment for it
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>>558657551
rape
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>>558657632
Don't make me like Shakur...
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>>558657771
>They have beef over DiCaprio and The Beach
Boyle seemingly became a tat of a fuck up anyway, but lmao? Who knows how their talks went, but that sounds petty as shit.
>film he directed like a decade ago?
Wasn't even aware of that desu, I was just thinking of the usual "this side bad, two scopes", the "usual Hollywood politics".
>"communist is bad and destroying families"
I mean....
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>>558657821
I'll forgive you if you MLB NTR for the entire club to borrow the entire Trackblazer
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>>558656538
brother you do not play JP you even call Zenkai Boost super spurt like fucking Chatgpt
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>>558657632
Shakur is really great design-wise but I can't stand her big words jimmy neutron ahh way of speaking
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>>558658037
buy an ad sloptuber
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>>558658128
It helps us Global players to understand what the terms mean.
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>>558658128
I don't know what the fuck does Zenkai mean though
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>>558657821
grow some balls and tell him you wouldn't want to do it and you'll get going again
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japs are losing it
https://x.com/Pekorasama/status/2026898613503426800?s=20
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>>558658196
Something like going all out
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if i don't get paamaa
i will self haamaa
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>>558658302
>Grok's horse erotica is finally able to generate nipples and pussy, it's god
Surprised that Grok even lets that happen
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>>558658128
Yeah shit lemme use zenkai supaato instead if it satisfies your kashikosa G noggin so much
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>>558658302
it's over
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They translated wei as wahey....
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>>558658302
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>>558658302
BASED ELON MAKING OUR UMA WIVES SHOW THEIR UMANKOS
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>>558658374
this rude roar is the reason she wasn't invited to the fat butt pic
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>>558658302 >>558658374
https://x.com/DJ_SWEEPY/status/2026894504457023699
>While messing around with Grok, some hot hentai popped up—total godsend.

>>558658415
>Trying to make lewds with the hyper lefty OpenAI garbage
Lmao
>>558658440
And they WONT pay for that
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>>558657556
>>558657630
>Gorda Week means Fat/Fatty Week
Kek
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anyone knows which seiyuu voice the male announcer in game?
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>>558658497
>hyper lefty OpenAI garbage
It's grok, the domain is literally grok.com
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>>558658302
>japs are losing it
>1 comment from 3 hours ago

NIGGER
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>>558657821
just say you were on a trip with mambo danchou
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"Blue Diamond Stud, based in the UK and the US, will breed Kitasan Black with Abscond, winner of the G1 Natalma Stakes.
This will be the first time the stud has sent a broodmare to Japan."
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2026973779721949631?s=20
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>>558658415
Kek thats the result, utter trash
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>>558658564
i use female announcer out of principle but he sure does sound like the announcers from jap racing videos
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>>558658571
oh nooooooooooo... I WAS BEING LIED TO BY JP TWITTER
actually had no idea that shit has it's own URL, thought its all through twitter
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>>558658128
>Zenkai Boost
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>>558658747
>>558658128
Wait I thought Zenkai Boost was the powerup after near death / dying
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>>558658659
it's the bakshin genes
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>>558658747
Don't ever pair Suzuka with that jobber fraud again
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>>558658852
Mambo!
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gay!!!!!!!!!
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>>558658813
Zenkai boost is the near death power up indeed.

>>558658850
Denied. Eat your Vegetables, anon.
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>>558657821
Tell danchou you'll be undergoing gender affirming surgery.
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>>558658973
That's a boy
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this womans entire career is being too dumb to recognize she's the protagonist
https://files.catbox.moe/ihyasl.mp4
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>>558658852
i like yuri
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>>558658973
SEX WITH BOYS
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>>558659032
But thats cute?
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>>558659064
Based
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>>558659032
same character, iykyk
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soon
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>>558659032
Devs panicked forever young hype is very strong to compete
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Hey, alright
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>>558658684
I can get pretty close.
https://files.catbox.moe/2en9u7.jpg
I saw it generate a proper naked image but then block it shortly after, I think I can grab it using developer tools..
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Why the fuck is she tiny
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>>558659064
His DLC is really good desu
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>>558659032
This scene was really cute, she got her trainer to sing together with her here
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>17 years old
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>>558658497
>>558658302
nice desu ne
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>>558659162
you people were far too fucking mean to this artist that is godtier portrait work
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>>558658295
turn on the lights I can only see the dialogue
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What does your Dirt team this upcoming CM looks like?
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>>558659202
HECK
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I think that if you were training a girl as horsegirl uma you could give her a mint after completing a task and if it was minty nicotine sucks then she could get addicted to that (your cock)
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>>558659217
Thought that was revolver ocelot for a second
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>>558659217
Remake when... The 1st games remastered was fucking great
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>>558659272
she would do this
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>>558659272
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>>558659221
Yes.
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>>558659064
based big stein
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>>558659272
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>>558659272
I HATE CURREN
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>>558659272
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>>558659297
Male Ideology is the assumption that their cock is somehow a magical item that can warp the fabric of reality and not a rash ridden lump of failed flesh, it's only function to force fantasies of violence upon women.
They see their own smells as intoxicating, when the reality is nauseating. To be a man is to glorify sexual violence and blame the whole world for disregarding you.
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>>558659358
Check out the Mental Omega mod, maybe it'll scratch that itch. It kicked my ass REALLY fucking hard, I've yet to tried again.
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>>558659419
He's a poltard too just like you but of course you conveniently ignore that part
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we love the mr E here
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>>558659568
I meant tasks like cleaning but that was boring and the minit is the reward for cleaning, the (secretly) additect to nicotine becomes associated with your cock and getting fucked or sucking
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I am a machine that turns highroll Suzukas into Dirt B glue
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>>558659697
What a waste
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>>558659697
highroll?
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I have a foot blister and was ust training kneeling down while doing some cleaning and am sucking a mint :3
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>>558658374
How are you surprised that Grok of all things let's you do this? This is the AI that's doing rather questionable things to real people.
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>>558659568
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>>558659568
Please don't use my wife for your weird posts, use teio instead.
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>>558659797
kys
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>>558659568
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>>558659790
I don't use the twitter algo, I only see what I follow, and none of it talks about this stuff, so I honestly wouldn't know.
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helios would get it (if legal age)
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Which clubs will be recruiting in three days? Asking for myself
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Helios would and WILL get it (no matter her age)
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>>558659162
Your ragebait won't work since CG already made me kweenpilled
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>>558660023
sexo
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SEXO
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>>558658440
They already did this is some of her support cards
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>>558659568
you're right anon, but they won't accept it here
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>>558660075
Sorry but my religion does not allow the usage of condoms.
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>>558660075
you have to be a brainrotted gacha SEAnigger to think this is attractive
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>>558660075
>randomly goes for her tummy
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>>558659568
Might possibly be the most woman post on 4chan
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>>558659272
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>>558659568
when the aunt post absolute COAL frfr no cap
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>>558659985
All of them
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>>558659568
holy trvke
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Im fucking finally done. My days of suffering these El Condor Pasa runs is done.
I dont know what to do now...
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>>558660285
suffering ryan runs now
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@Bourbon make her wear a succubus outfit and give her a womb tattoo
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hes samefagging his own posts to go "this post divided /uma"
because hes a poltard who doesnt play the ga,e
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>>558660285
Your slick surge/head on/ground work hints?
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>>558658659
holy inbred
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>>558660297
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>>558660140
it's not random if you're going for the most beautiful part of the uman body
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>>558660336
hope xhe reads this sis
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>>558660346
It's literally nothing tho, the Coefficient of inbreeding is literally 0%
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>>558660324
I already did Ryan runs earlier this month
>>558660338
I'll save the headache of parent runs on future scenario when SP are more abundant.
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>still no evo skill announcement
>no update maintenance scheduled at all
>MANT is a week away
uhh bros, i am kinda regretting not rolling for coguri...
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>>558660140
>randomly
You're a big homo
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>>558660428
Oguri Plap as in wife.
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>>558660428
going to make oguri cap pregori cap...
>>558660476
thats not how its used you downsyndrome fucktard chink
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do irl umas even like their toreinas?
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>>558660426
Maybe so but I dunno man, plenty of other places I'd rather touch first
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>>558660548
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>>558659568
These people's knowledge of the world comes from hentai, anime and fringe imageboards, what do you expect?
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>>558660614
Licky-chan...
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>>558659568
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>>558660614
cute
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>>558660548
To my knowledge, trainers and stablehands interact with hors every day, so I would assume so
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>>558660656
bs bro...
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I need to know next months schedule NOW!!! People keep saying MANT will start before the next CM and other people are saying the CM starts before MANT. I don't know who to believe. I don't want to build Aces now and get rugpulled.
Post the schedule. Post the schedule! POST THE SCHEDULE FUCK YOU CYNIGGERS!!!!!!!
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>>558659064
Based.
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Hello friends! And an early good night!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrGsd5GACvg

New Doto vid of him eating hay.
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>>558660656
moring sweepybro
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>I'm a normalfag btw
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>>558660787
gn baby poster
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nobody gives a shit about gold ship anymore
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>>558660787
fuck off baby fucking pedo
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>>558660728
repeatedly making Unis train at 0 energy...
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>>558660614
look how she's looking at the camera while doing the licky, is like she's marking him
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>>558660614
hag groove WOULD do this
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>>558660795
https://youtube.com/shorts/lXUsu-3DKzQ
This short they posted is cute. Old bastard.
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>>558660734
itll come before next cm finals like unity did
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curry chan is corrupting everyone...
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They killed grok, can't even put Teio in a bikini anymore.
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>there are faggots in this thread
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>>558660614
why can't air groove be like this...
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>>558660950
brother you know that shit was used on children right?
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>>558660614
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>>558660960
what could the umas be possibly training for
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>>558660840
MORE FOR ME!
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>>558660840
Gold Ship consistently gets new fan art even on the JP side to this very day so not really
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pedos made child porn using AI so now you cant generate futa umas you sick fuck
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>>558660810
some photographic memory u got there
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>>558660994
I never generated naked children with Grok. Fuck off with your fake accusations glownigger
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>>558661014
The athletic festival called U.A.F where you need them to be olympic level athlete in several different sports
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>>558661014
for U.A.F
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men bad
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>>558660969
>Air Groove doesnt like his face after training
Sounds like a (You) problem
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>>558660960
i blame Sakura Cardcaptor
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>>558660994
Yeah and us normal people just wanted to put umas into bikinis, but bad people had to ruin it for the rest of us.
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>>558661053
oh, because YOU didn't feel compelled to use it that way, it's suddenly ok to use the child nakedator? You only enable predators, you aren't one yourself!
fucking housewife
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bikinis with horse cocks too maybe
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>>558660856
dont shay dat...
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>>558661094
Rudolf would say this.
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Mambo!
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>>558661094
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>>558661183
stay baby fucking pedo
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>>558661197
MAMBOOOOO
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>>558661197
mambo!
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>>558660969
>"why can't air groove be like this"
>he doesn't know
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>>558661094
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>>558661160
generating Club Points with grok is a nothingburger problem anyway
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Males be like;
Child Abuse is just Club Points, not a big deal.
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>>558660514
bro anni is 2 weeks away minimum
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new fillies when
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bring me kitasan
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>>558661495
what?
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grok create a picture of teio being fat
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>>558661160
Insane reach. Digital communication can be used to transfer that kind of material too, yet you're using it right now.
>oh but I am not compelled to use it that way!
A tool is only as bad as the one using it.

>>558661495
Feel free to leave this club penguin haven then, crystal cafe might be more up to your speed.
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>VBourbon xan win the Kikuka Sho woth 315 stam
Huh?
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>>558660787
early good night indeed!
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Rigged
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>>558661495
behold child abuse
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evil acupuncture lady has been showing up more
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>>558661053
Teio stop replying to my replies pretending you are me, this is why I feed you into grok.

>>558661160
I will accept they had to kill it because of bad people, but I will still lament the fact that they did.
A child nakedator only nakedates children when a bad person makes it do that.
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>>558661682
Creek the VILLAIN
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>>558661521
Dunno why but Marvelous Sunday always makes my dick hard
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Man Urara is so small next to Yanko-chan

https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc
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at least race mechanics looked believeable before and not like TPulse on crack
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>Doto/Teio poster found a new victim
FINALLY WERE FREE
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It's kind of like a butter knife when you think about it.
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>>558661805
that first Ai-chan just gassed out, you can even see the running animation changing
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>>558661805
Buy an ad VFfag
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>>558661809
Tail wagging is so fucking cute
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>>558661805
AI HAYAI...
Stamlets on suicide watch
How much stamina does these Zenkai boost burn compared to bignig or regular running during final spurt?
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>>558661896
yeah thats what the video is about and not the fucking teleportation jutsu
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>early US time
>midday EU
>the JP schizo is going full force
huh?
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Why do Seriru faggots seethe on /uma/ so much?
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>Why [off-topic]?
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>>558661935
this picture is doing things to me
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can a human really escape from a uma?
like these guys were born to detect a lion sneaking up on them and bolt at the first sign of danger how do you cope?
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>>558662016
complaining about retards shitting up /uma/ isn't off-topic
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>>558661941
people dont have the numbers right now but it seems to be all of the stamina you have left
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>>558661978
Dumbass whaled and still a shitter
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>>558662060
Off with those breasts
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>can a human really escape from a uma?
Lol
Lmao
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NPC LOVE!
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>>558661786
BIG
FAT
TIDDIES
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>>558662194
Cafe LOVE
Cafe CUTE
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>>558661941
No one knows but for the next Medium CM you apparently need 1700 stam and 2 golds for full spurt to avoid debuffs so assume you use all of it
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Whoa, I'm 100% compatible with Suzuka...
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>>558662101
Dont the ingame umalator shown during the stream work like the umalator we have where we can see how much stamina is left?
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>>558662075
humans can't outrun real horses. however, humans can outsmart them to get away.
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>>558662261
I really like this image
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My danchou has disgusting crusty finger nails
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>He thinks he can escape a small, extremely compact and highly mobile car
>He thinks he can escape a creature that has the power of a huge 500kg horse, that's been squished inside of the body of a small Japanese girl
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>>558662285
ingame umalator only gives you a rough outline of where your skills procced
it does nothing else
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>>558662261
>Medium CM
>1700 stamina
>Oguri Cap
They're really forcing 1-1-1-1-1-pal card setup?
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>>558662403
Thanks thats kinda shit, another disappointment kinda like the ingame bot
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>>558662349
last night was something else, mambo danchou posting his ugly ass finger and US passport
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If Cygay are making Stamina important, can't they also make fronts good again?
That'd be kinda nice.
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>>558662563
I always knew those ugly ass hands were used for gooning instead of just playing the game
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>>558662384
I don't ""think"" so.
I KNOW SO.
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>>558662638
the idea was that zenkai boost is a sort of pass protection for fronts and a way for better umas to overtake fronts but thats kinda shit considering fronts last good card was released last year
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>>558662638
Fronts are good and Stamina isn't important. Are you talking about the meta in the test server? There's a dead thread for that.
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>>558662563
eh umasex when
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>>558662328
Right lmao
Just wait for them to accelerate at you, then trip them and start kicking the shit outta them while they're down.
That'll learn their stupid ass.
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>>558662459
>>558662606
>>558662746
>you will never have this
Why even live?
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>>558662812
https://youtu.be/X81AoBcVnaA?t=20
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>>558662812
how would she react if i took her hat and held it just slightly out of her reach?
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>>558662257
Esa mmda que ._.
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>>558662075
Would you try?
Go on, run away from those speed demon you accurately trained to make them faster than ever. Do you really think you could stand a chance?
Do you even think to being able to escape from their grasp once they got you?
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another day another 3 glued runs
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>>558662194
>>558662459
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>>558662902
I would kill you dead on the spot.
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>>558662812
Will that puppet give me a blowjob?
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>>558662857
>Just wait for them to accelerate at you, then trip them and start kicking the shit outta them while they're down.
that's not really what I meant by "outsmart". what I mean by "outsmarting" is not getting yourself into a situation where the comically overpowered half-horse women are chasing you down in the first place.
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Please god somebody get the japanese drawing puppet blowjob
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>>558662459
dad's genes didn't even try huh`
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>>558662146
Just trip them over, loser.
They're all EXTREMELY clumsy. They'll go flying, land face first, and then you can just laugh at them for thinking they can outsmart the APEX species of this planet.
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>>558662812
Imagine taking her puppet and then it starts talking with her voice out of your hand
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>>558662075
Trip them over. They're all clumsy. GG EZ.
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>>558663160
Holy shit fuibna,lly rthe teio version
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>>558663160
>actualy teio, not the edit
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>>558662945
Trip. Them. Over.
Sweep the leg.
Stomp 'em while they're down.
Send them to the glue factory.
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>>558663207
>>558663260
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>>558663320
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helios would get it (if legal age)
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>>558663094
>thinking they can outsmart the APEX species of this planet.
Why are you bringing tigers into this?
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>>558663339
not canon
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Can't wait until global gets 5th anniversary so I can post
>Guess they just let anyone in tracen now huh?
With a screenshot of NPCs in the lobby.
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>>558663029
In my personal case, I'd just shoot Gold Ship in the kneecaps, personally drag her bleeding-out ass to the glue factory, watch her get turned into glue, then go home to my loving wife Maruzensky.
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cute dog sakura would get it but I love her sister too much
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>try to trip the uma chasing you
>it works, try to stomp her
>she grabs your leg and brings you to the ground
>you are now getting raped
Master class plan Anon
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>>558663381
Listen, Tigers are cool and all, I love 'em and they're my spirit animal.
BUT WE'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE THE BOOM-STICKS THAT MAKE YOU GO NIGHT-NIGHT FOREVER!!
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>>558663540
why is she staring at me, her trainer?
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>>558663540
she would get it
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imagine shooting an uma in the knee.
taking away her dreams.
forcing her to a life she never wanted.
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going to test something out with AI...
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The great uma–ningen civil war
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>>558663381
>>558663583
calling tigers apex predators when grizzly and polar bears can kill every living thing on the planet with one good swipe is kinda crazy
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>>558663517
Don't project your personal fantasies on the rest of us, anon.
If you're a fucking doormat of a man who wants to get raped by Animu horsecock, do it on your own time.
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No words for how bad my trainings were in this run, didn’t even get an ignite skill. Fuck me.
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>>558663664
go talk to a girl and make her happy
you can do it
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Maybe tomorrow...
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>>558663690
>.558663690▶
>File: 1771766007278826.png (240 KB, 393x704)
>>>558663381
>>>558663583
so the literal children have logged on
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>>558663690
Polar bears won't survive outside of the north pole.
They literally die of heatstroke anywhere else.
Skill Issue, my nigga.
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>>558663692
>Don't project
>Animu horsecock
Interesting, is there anything you want to tell us anon? Don't worry, we will try to be supportive
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>>558662563
Mambodanchou is a yuropoor tho
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>>558663717
>only 351k
literally how you lazy FUCK!?
>>558663690
Bears are such funny creature
>Huge fluffy bears
>Will rip you apart in a moment if you get to close, or god forbid touch their area while they have kids
Granted the last part becomes an issue with just about any animal, but not to the same degree of danger
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>>558663583
You do know Umas can use guns too right? Enjoy getting shot with beanbags and then raped while unconcious.
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How much stam does Long S Golshi need for TT? Is 800+ a gold decent enough?
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>>558663659
If she doesn't want to get knee-capped, all she has to do is NOT DROP-KICK ME!

YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, GOLD-SHIT! YOU GLUE-EATING GLUE!!
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>>558663793
>breeds with a grizzly bear
what now faggot
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>>558663704
>power card
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Update.
Woke up in my bed this morning, just like usual.
Still haven't been reincarnated in uma musume.
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Umas vs drone strike
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>>558663690
>grizzly
Overrated. Would get smoked by a decent predator like a Siberian Tiger.
>polar bears
The fraudest of frauds. The Almond Eye of the animal kingdom. Literally 0 competition whatsoever so they never got tested.
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>>558663858
I have never read a more raped comment.
Umas have the braincell capacity of a wet sponge, they'd accidentally shoot themselves in the face. Making my job 10 times easier.
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>thought I was getting drunk in 2 days, and was hoping to find her tomorrow (so I could be like, ahh I am getting drunk tomorrow but I will text you the day after, and it would also give me a chance to dip out of not meeting her the day after if I felt like shit), but I think I am getting my money tomorrow so I will be drinking
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>>558663690
nobody preys on tigers bro... that's what it means. It's not a powerlevel term lmao
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>>558663704
brother what the fuck are you doing to not even have capped speed
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>>558663975
Yes, and she’s literally the only thing that did anything. I’m sure you in your head me having another WIT or Speed or Riko or whatever else somehow makes up for everything else completely dumpstering though.
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Every uma vs 1 billion lions
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>>558663704
change Marvelous for a speed card, Rice Shower for Riko and buy 3 white recovery skills
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>>558663930
... alright, you got me there. I literally don't know what to answer to that lmao.
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>>558664038
Quick Draw Champion btw, you're fucked bwo
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escelators are the apex predator of the animal kingdom
>>558664092
me on the left
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>>558664038
>he never played the game
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>>558664095
Not a single speed rainbow, and only a single wit rainbow that was a double. Everything else was just garbage with shit spread everywhere.
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>>558664113
Maybe if you had another Wit or Speed card it would have done something instead of being a useless power card
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stop using my images to bully other posters
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1 billion umas vs the dahby
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>>558664272
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>>558664154
Who said anything about duels?
Matter fact, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FAIRNESS? XD JUST JFK ASSASINATE THEM.
Pipe bomb them.
Hide landmines all over the running track.
They're not OP, anon. You're just coping because you love horsecock.
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when does the sloptard usually go to bed?
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>>558664234
>>558664371
this is hot wtf. why are girls like this...
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>>558664360
this post feels like something I would write when I was 13
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umas vs cock
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umas actually die very easily to machine guns and artillery. that's why they had to stop going to war.
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>>558664492
cant beat the cock
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>>558664360
This nigga thinks he's Rambo, Trainers don't have rights. Into the rape dungeon you go.
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>>558664254
You say that like wit or speed getting up to the lofty heights of 880 while the power joined the other in the dumpster would make this any less a dumpstered run.
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>>558664210
I do.
Ironically enough, I really like most Umas and think they're really sweet.

I just fucking hate Gold-Shit SPECIFICALLY if I'm honest. xD

All I'm saying is: If they wanna attack me or think they can intimidate me, they don't know the lengths I'll go to just to stomp them back into submission.
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>>558664550
did they just unfreeze you from 2010 or something
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>Doto ult is still locked to Corner overtake only
buff when?
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>>558664550
not him but fair points idk
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>>558664532
Average horsecocksleeve take.
Cry me a river, nigga. xD
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crazy to think she could rape me if she tried
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>xD
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>>558664538
Nigger the point is that your power card is shit and you should swap it for something else, so when you actually do get a highroll run it won't be cucked because of a useless Power card dragging you down
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>xD
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this game's boring as hell
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>>558664621
Shit, I WISH ._.
Send me back to the simpler times
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>>558664789
>send me back to kindergarten
Really nigga?
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/v/ threads are completely unusable cause of niguma spam
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taking your time with a horse and building them up to "see how far theyve come wow!" when theyre making progress is hot, because its putting down their progress or obedience and going slower than how fast they migh want to go. another layer of control over breaking them
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>good rainbows and cards give me the skill I need
>dirt pinks don't activate
>dirt pinks activate
>shit rainbows and cards whiff skills
I just need ONE run where everything lines up and the game won't let me have it. Do I need to sacrifice a child to moloch and invoke Kabbala magick to make this shit work or something? I don't understand why this is so hard.
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>>558664848
Kindergarten? In 2010?!
Lil nigga, YOU'RE 13 lmao.
Aight, now I definitely know these pro-horsecock takes are utterly worthless.
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alright, pack it up.
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>>558664852
just post a catbox link baka
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>>558664861
Epstein's strongest soldiers are fighting the biggest culture war of their lives right now, all because of two NPCs with darker skin
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>>558664861
>/v/ermin
>ever having good threads
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>>558664979
fell for it
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it's a new day
the worst day since yesterday
and the worst day until tomorrow
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>>558664980
I hate the nigger umas too and I would be happy to see the people that added them get legally executed by the state, that doesn't mean I should shit up threads on 4chan. Go complain on twitter to some Cyjews suit if you hate niggers
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>>558664987
Raisu Shawa kinda hittin' that shit.
I love her. <3
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>50 club points
yoink
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>>558665105
so youre just posting dickbait censored shit then
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twitterfags are gonna lose it when they see the three goddesses, especially the leader of the group
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>>558665159
shut the fuck up retard
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>>558664987
/v/ma is nice when the jannies aren't busy sniping down threads before they even hit 100 posts
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>>558665198
fell for it again
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>>558665132
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bros i just impulse pulled for ardan... am i bricked...
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>>558665245
my dick is the leader of the group
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>>558665253
Cry more, I'm close to bustin'
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>>558665293
I don't see how my post is edgy desu
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I need to fuck her. the sister thing is fucking me up even though I should just get over her already..
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>>558665245
>two arabs and a turk
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>>558665340
well did you get her
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>>558664987
Their threads doesn't have AI spam and fags addicted to doxxing so it is kinda better
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This thread is usually shit but it's EXTRA shit this morning.
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I didnt realize kitasan had skinny legs
post kitasan legs
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>>558665245
We love BROWN anime girls tho? What /pol/tards dislike is BLACK, period.
Never ask a racist the skin color of his GF or waifu.
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>>558665245
its me im twitterfag
i feel neutral to this
oh no no no your narrative?
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>>558659568
The seitokaichou would say this.
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>released less than 24 hours ago
>already forgotten
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>>558665245
Stego looks weird
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>>558664861
there are still 2 other threads that are completely usable
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>>558665417
yes after spending 30k
>>
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>>558664861
You guys need to make uma threads on /poil/ and scream about black umas all day. Crazy fucks when you're all chinks anyway lmao
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>>558665601
Nigger umas overshadowed her. Literally raped by niggers: the Uma
kek good thing I didn't roll for her
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>>558665660
>poil
UH OH MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE ESL SPOTTED OH NO NO BLUD IS SEA BLUD IS ESL DIDDY BLUD IS BROWN OH NONONONONONO SEANIGGA SPOTTED UH OH PAGPAG SMELT OH NONONONONONO SEANIGGA SEA NIGGA OINK BLUD HAD A SPELLING MISTAKE OH NO NO NO ESL ESL ESL ESL
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kitasex black
>>
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>>558664725
My guy I’ve done plenty of runs with different decks, I just tried something different. The point of this post wasn’t to get your oh so sagely advice of ‘use a different card’ it was just to vent the turbo dumpster run I just shit out.
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Test
Going to jerk off after this post though
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>>558665649
the only part of this show with even the bare minimum of effort put into it was kita's pits, thighs, and tit window.
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>>558665730
true
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>California and Canada is awake
>Tiny dick chinks having a melty about black umas
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>>558665636
i found all 3
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haven't been on /uma/ in a few days
what's with all the AI
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>>558665841
AIEEEEEE DELETE THIS IMAGE
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>>558665841
its me im california
im still sleeping
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>>558665901
/v/ posters started coming here since their threads are getting deleted and they like posting AI
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>>558665901
a singular new schizo, shoulda seen last night, full of "REE STOP POSTING JP" faggotry
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>>558665979
@umagrok is this true
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hey guys its me im /v/ poster
i like posting AI
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>>558665841
I thought only gooks fell for this, do chinks seethe at this too?
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>>558666064
>>558666064
>>558666064
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im AI
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>>558665901
that's the guy who spams AI. he just does that sometimes. hopefully he dies in some sort of indian electrical mishap soon.
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>>558664987
Weren't you here previous thread when a seething fag was pushing his agenda? This thread itself isn't even better
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>>558666060
hey its me im chink
i feel neutral to that image
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>>558666058
If you used a Teio image I would believe you
>>
our HEROES
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>>558665601
It's because I made the ryan thread...
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>>558665848
Did you find >>>/v/733821267
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>>558665601
Don't say that...
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>>558666489
it doesn't look like anyone else did
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>>558661896
It's just more noticeable when you are going extremely fast to almost completely stop. It's not how stamina works so it looks weird.



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