Previous: >>558650461>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558666064Yuri OP. Kys faggot
>>558666064We love our black umas dont we folks?
Digitan LOVE
>>558666182This was after our daily threesome
I'm so hungry I could eat an uma
>>558666203The meltdown is pathetic, save your shit for when the ugly black Uma is a playable character.
>>558666231That doesn't make it any less Yuri, Bourbon
>>558666182A faggot sees faggotry.
>last few days only been in /uma/ really late EU, midday US hours>normal threads>EU hours are full of AI slop and several schizos
Rickey!
I finally got the last skill for the ticketPlace your bets
>>558666323"EU" hours are really just Jeet and late SEA hours
>>558666276>Global are meta slaves>Global will pull and run superior black umas than weaker JP umas.
>buttered
>>558666323hey its me im the schizo
I get it now, I finally fucking get it. HeroHero is not a schizo, he has just been charmed by the most beautiful uma to have ever exist and after playing her career I finally understand him.
I just woke up, and I'm so hungry I could eat a
>>558666323This isn't EU hours, retard
>>558666376Why is it that some were given the role of VILLAIN (Raisu)
>>558666376
Black umas are fine, but on the other hand I have massive ch*stnuts fatigue...
>>558666452No amount of propaganda could have prepared me for that
>>558666372Peak
>>558665601But enough about Cafe
>>558666454Go back to bed, we're full
What's all this about black umas? I just got here
>>558666376>
>>558666312I also fucked Bourbon but since she's more needy she's sleeping together with me
Will this thread will be buttered or wurst?
>tits>flat>tits>tits>tits>tits>titsmcqueen...
>>558666627cringe German humour
>>558666535TRVTH NVKE
digitan literally has the same body type as urara so why isn't she cunny
>>558666669at least he has some humor unlike your sorry ai spamming schizo melty ass
>>558666376woe, spechud be upon ye
>>558666635Ryan really sticks out like a sore thumb
>>558666627MANT is unironically the only way to heal /uma/
>>558666635Size doesn't matter desu wa
I dreamt that there was a Mejiro this general didn't talk about
>>558666719Your estrogen pills are making your shcizophrenia worse troon
>>558666669German thread
>>558666517>>558666518>>558666579>>558666598>>558666728When will I get my Suzuka...
mcqueen is a cunny
>>558666203Cute
>>558666713 >>558666794IT MATTERS TO ME, AND MY HANDS!
>>558666741So tsun~ "desu qa"
>>558666798Mejiro _____...
>>558666578pls respond
what ever subhuman jewtuber faggot recommened getting valentine b. because she is one of the best umasfuck you sunhumanthis is one of THE worst careers in the gamenever lost so many goal runs in my life eben wirh 2 stamina cards she cant win any long racefuck this piece of shitits impossible to train her and even more impossible for mile
>>558666323SEAhours isn't much different either because of a fag obsessed with VF and Edenniggers related to the point he's stalking them 24/7 on discord
>>558666798You mean Ardan?
>>558666858
>>558666948toreina issue
>>558666948
>>558666858I got cursed the same way with no Oguri so far
>>558666948frontcuckie moment
>>558666798nobody talks about her really
>>558666858yay
>>558666798add mejiro titan to the game
>>558666948Matikanefukukitaru spotted!!!
>>558666858I swear if it's a dupe it's always Rudolf. I don't see her spooking anyone on the guaranteed pull if they don't have her yet
>>558667001PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE OF RUDOLF SHE IS MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED THAN THIS
are there even any more mejiros for them to add or were the rest total shit and never won anything? although it's not like ardan won anything either so I guess that doesn't matter.
>>558666182They're just good friends, you degenerate.
>>558667064isnt it maketanefukitane tanhäuser?
>>558666948Git gud
>>558667072teio...
>>558667038Kaichou is... Cute?
>>558667072>much more dignified than this
>>558666203Kinda sucks being autistic and black when you're stuck sharing hobbies with people who act like this every time your race shows up literally anywhere.
>>558666414I have doubts about the authenticity of your racism if the black whorse being meta is enough for you to get over it.
>>558667030I do but I keep it to a minimum
dumb frogposter
>>558666635Horse Mcqueen was a UNIT which is where Horse Goldship got his size fromIf Umacqueen was more accurate, she'd mog everyone there since Golshi mogs the entire MejirosMcqueen but she has the same body sizes as GolshiBut no one asked so I'll stfu
>Check what the borrowers are doing with my cm10 front parent>Bunch of expected Maruzensky, Condor, Falcon, Taiki >Mejiro McQueen frontUGH SO MUCH SOVL! McQueen bro I hope you win platinum
>>558666948All you need is Riko + Extra Tank to avoid losing your careers.
>>558667216idk how that feels because i'm normal
11 days until she saves global
>>558666948Post deck so we can laugh at you more
>>558667216If you're autistic you should understand that your race is disgusting and not liked for a reason.
>>558667248I asked. I care.
>trainer x trainee relationships in the game are wholesome>fanarts: haha sex sex sex rape rape rape?
>>558666276I don't like the one with the green between her braids but the curly haired one is fine, stop exaggerating.
>>558666683She is
>>558666948>2 stamina cardWtf you only need creek moronWe told you fronts are for paypigs
>>558667284i had riko and extra tank is for long it says
>>558667359Sex is wholesome though
>>558667248I didn't ask, but I do care.
>>558667359The game is Uma propaganda there are things they don't want you to know
>>558666182Where the fuck do you think you are? This is HER realm.
>>558667440i act like this
>>558666635Mcqueen and Ardan is the best combo for a Mejiro threesome, Ardan and Ramonu is also good
>>558667359>Game has to follow age restriction guidelines>Fan art can mostly do whatever it wantsYeah no shit
>>558667498hey thats just like mine haha
>>558666948You don't deserve her.
>>558667216Worse than any of that you're a frogposter. Go back to /v/, nigga. Unless you can take out the Ryanfag.
>>558666948torena issue
>>558666683SHE IS A WOMANLET MALNOURISHED SKELLY WOMAN WHO SPENT HER BUDGET ON DOUJIN AND NOT ON FOOD
>>558667498Why are there dates and separators?Is she letter blind and deaf or something?
>>558667348But I have barely any control over 1+ billion people and I have no criminal record so all it does is make me feel bad
>>558667028One is Bakushin and who's the other? Also isn't kinda fuck up to invite your trainee to your wedding?
>>558667216Be white next time
Stop fucking being pathetic you stupid fucking BITCH
guess the sparks!1 stam 2 turf 6 race 5 skill
>>558667685OC uma
>>558667367The curls are fine, the braids are shit. I’m not the one having a meltdown about jobber Uma though.
>>558667129There is Mejiro Asama, but that one is Speed Symboli tier old so if he makes it in, he would probably be an NPCMejiro Durren could be added in, same generation as Ramonuiirc after that, they didn't win any G1s and stopped doing horse racing after the 2011 earthquake fucked them up
>fucking fucking fuck fuckvery eloquent
ESL? Jeet? Seanigger? Black? Brown? Mudslime? Jew? Haha Anon your only right about one of thoes things I'm French(Quebec)
>>558667634Are you a girl
>>558667216You have to master the art of not giving a fuck or you're ngmi
>>558667216goodnow you know how white people feel when they're stuck sharing public spaces with black people in the real world.
>>558667359The last time I wanted to enjoy the hot springs together with Golshi she drugged me, that wasn't very wholesome from her
>>558667582>>558667557>>558667180>>558667010>>558667005>zero inputwaste of oxygen desupost your build then
>>558667771>I'm french(larper)LOL
>>558667818mmmmmmmmnyo
>>558667771So jeetEnjoy you're stay
>>558667634Then you should realise that most people don't have a problem with you. Though there is an overreaction against blacks now because of the preferential treatment they have gotten so you will be treated badly anyway. But that's just how things are.
>>558666948I’ve only done a single run but I had no issues
>>558667812thats one way to say youre poor
I guess this is finally it. Just the thoughts of doing runs alone is enough to make me play other vidya or close umamusume, and I don't even care about the whole nigumas thing but just burnout hitting me. Any clubs that are fine with flatliners recruiting next month?
je vu ples un chate tu dere le vu mond chien afiche
>>558667818it's fine to lose long goals (as long as it's not mandatory 1st, of course) if you're training for mile. you can still come out with a good ace.t. taishin mile trainer
>>558667818Kneel.This one doesn't have extra tank
Post really large off model umas
I don't feel sorry for you
>friends hitting stats easily>meanwhile kitasan and sweep are nowhere to be found in my runsI give upThis game is depressing
>>558668007Why be in a club if you're quitting ?
>>558668048Ferme ta bouche de pute dégoûtante, espèce de merde brune répugnante.
>>558667440I fuck Digitan everyday btw
>>558668139Free gibs. It's about time I also leech off others
Does moving past and beyond work this CM?Is there any way to unlock green gear early in nioh 3?Is it true that MANT race bonus wants a multiple of 10?What quest do I start on in monhun wilds if I returned from launch?Is trending in the charts good this CM?What's the current best ai slop platform for making big belly fetish videos?Should I bother with end costume urara? Inheriting spurt is really painful with her awful Inheriting scores so idk if its worth the pain over late?Why does my sisters cat not want any attention from me yet insists on trying to sleep on top of me when I go to bed?Do group support cards really let you rainbow on every training facility?Anyone know of any gaming PC deals?Does kitasans unique help at all on non-long races or is it long only?
>>558668230i cant read that
>>558667818I've easily beaten base bobo's career who's dogshit and weaker in mediums and mile before she can still do fine at 600 stam for the longest races, also it's on you for trying to mutate so hard. >but I'm doing miles dirtVB for dirt mile is like, for people who are good at the game who isn't using welfare cards and also retarded enough to try this hard at a casino
>>558667980The best present anyone could ever get... in my case, it would be stuffing/WG content with lots of belly rubbing and handholding... I don't think she's strong enough for those fucked up kinks
La cucaracha la cucaracha ya no puede caminar
>>558668230
>>558668119pic not related huh?
I don't understand what's going on, people are talking in a weird language and I can't understand anything they're saying, but for some reason I can sense that they are faggots. Is there some kind of new LGBT language?
>>558668260I can't answer any of these questions because I still haven't been able to suck on bro's tits.
>>558667818>>zero inputPost actionable info like skills, cards and your objective (ex: "I'm building a medium TT Bourbon"). Usually bringing a single long spark and having more than 600 stamina should be enough.She's built for medium/long so if you're building her for dirt miles you should probably give up on Haruten and maybe Kikuka Sho. But if you're losing anything else then it really is a skill issue. Doesn't seem to be the case since you cleared Senior Arima Kinen which requires 1st place.>post your buildI'm not looking for input bwo
>>5586680031. I probably make more than you2. my income level is irrelevant and does not change the fact that your people constantly shuck and jive, get into fights, litter, and are generally unpleasant in every single place where they exist
>>558667818No stam skills btw
Just did 5 runs in a row, simply like the game
>>558668290Neither can I.>>558668343Not going to disagree, but seeing that for a >Shadow avatar user is pretty funny.
>>558668290Stop larping
>>558668374>>558667818>Usually bringing a single long spark and having more than 600 stamina should be enough.given that you already have a recovery ult*but obviously that won't stop you from getting Creek'd, Rice'd or Mackween'd from time to time. More is probably better for longs, but then you'll suffer on miles if that's your thing.
>>558668325dw, fatass dober is on the case
>>558668386Oops, forgot to mention that I was using sweepy
Despacito
>>558667818a glued run for (you)
cleats....
I just want this cm to be over for a much better one>3200m>rain>heavyGod I can't wait
>>558667359The power imbalance presented in the uma universe mindbreaks dorky boys in the franchise. They just immediately get raped fantasies. It's exactly how it works with women irl surrounded by men who could easily overpower them. It can't be helped.
>>558668250C and below slums are right for you thenNo danchou is going to willingly let you flatline unless they don't care enough
>>558668612I bet the gaslight for that one is gonna be "you don't need speed and accel, just survive the race first"
>>558668612>all the umas in the room gassing out>the one that crawls to the finish line puking is the victorwhy did they mean with this
>>558668591i act like this
>>558668635Wife
yeah im thinking an ideal umamusume is short and flatlike mcqueen
I was going to do a funny post of spamming my keyboard claiming it's French but remembered that was a polish joke
>>558667216It's ok blackbro don't listen to those guys we can talk about DBZ powerlevels in peace without them
>>558668612>sloppiest long CM to slop
>>558668750hey
long cm = buhi cm
>>558668854I'm not going to complain about longslops anymore after experiencing sprintslop
>>558668806Zamknij swoją obrzydliwą dziwkarską gębę, ty brzydka, brązowa kupo gówna.
CM group A = buhi
>>558668260>Is there any way to unlock green gear early in nioh 3?Yeah if you speed run the story you will unlock it early.
>>558668951This. Holy moly I had no idea how good we had it.
>>558668903oh no no no NONONOOO
>>558668612what is going to be the minimum for that shit?1200 1200 1000 1200 1000?
>getting used like a cumrag by 5 buhis in a row in group A
Wanted to kill myself again but typing random German words I know into google translate made me laffen smile.so thanks guys
>>558668979nie ten anon ale czemu przezywasz Doto?
>>558669098FUCK tamamo is so hot!
>>558668386Based game player.
>>558667402Not gonna lie dude you have some terrible shit here.Starting from parents: Drop Vodka, she's a bad parent overall and even more so for a front runner. Second: your deck is caca. You need to get to 500+ stamina WITHOUT a stamina card. If you can't do it there is an underlying issue, usually parents, you fucking up the tempo or the game handed you absolute dogshit RNG. Third: raw stamcheck can be patched with Corner recovery and high wit. The best uma you would get is that you spirit bomb on stamina using a 2 speed 4 wit deck, without riko, but that is not going to be easy and probably you don't have good enough parents for it.
>>558668635Don't post things like this. Umas are better if they don't act the way shitty normal women do.
>>558669224this may shock you butumamusume are women
>>558669161Was this pulled from the epsatano files??lol
>release a race focused career mode in a game that's a VN with light gameplay at the side>announce the most sweaty CM right after with the longest track and the shittiest conditions while people are getting used to itwhat were they thinking back then
>>558669126i cant read that>>558669125Halt dein widerliches Hurenmaul, du hässliches braunes Stück Scheiße.This is all the same copy paste btw, translated to 3 stinky languages.
>>558669328funny
>>558669193There's just something with Tamamo and Digitan's design that makes them so hot
I'M GONNA BREED THIS UMA
>>558668386Tried to make a low rank urara but I can't even do that right.
>>558669370czyli tobie to się poprostu kurwa nudzi?
so riko gives you training energy save, does she give you more energy if you do a wit training with her on?
>>558669718no
>>558669710Teioslug...
>>558669710Too lazy to translate your posts, sorry anon, didn't had much sleep last night.
>>558667359There's a lot of cute vanilla fanart too
>>558669808that's ok
Only took a day for "Ardanfags" to forget her.
>>558669938RYANFAGS SABOTAGED HER HYPE
>>558669969
>>558669294No. They're better than women. Umas are nice and don't blame you when they fail, they get determined to do better and they support you when you need help.
>>558669992im sorry
There are polaks and germans here. Any hungarian here?
you can't even begin to comprehend the leviathans on jp
>>558669938Do you want them to post her career story 50 times per thread or something?
>>558669224...you do realize that it's normal for someone to get irritated if their partner didn't do their chores properly right? In what way is she acting "shitty"? Because she dared to scold her trainer who didn't hang the clothes even though she already reminded him earlier? Did you not do any chores growing up? Spoiled little shit who lets mummy do all the chores alone while you spend your time holed up in your bedroom?
>>558670131da sea gawd...neptune himself....
>>558670131lmao
>>558669992I didn’t do nuffin
>>558670070yea im hungry
>>558670131Pig god I kneel....
>pick a card for the skill hint levels>get stats from a hint
>>558670131BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>558669932Thank you, for being so understanding, polak-san...>>558670131THAR SHE BLOWS!
>>558670131enough money invested there to feed millions
>>558670154ur talking to people who have never even seen a woman before, sisdon’t bother
>>558670154Shut up, Air Groove.
>>558670131
>>558666203>jeets roleplaying as angry maga culture warriors>pakis roleplaying as angry liberal social justice warriorsLmao That said, I'm ANGRYI'm SEETHINGI'm MALDINGWhy couldn't we get a flat, twin tailed cunny negress, a cunnegress if you will, like Yukikaze or Nemesis... it's not fair...
>>558670131F2P deck btw
>>558670220Very funny anon. Me too btw, so I ordered tacos
>>558670131this is your b finals opponent
sex groove
>>558670427God you're a genius.
>>558670297>click skill hint>friendship with [support] already maxed
>>558670131The merge is going to be brutal...
>>558670131This would be amazing if the cards had physical presence like traditional TCGs but once cygays goes under and EOS, everything gone just like that
>>558670131>all the teio cards maxednever beating the allegations...
>>558670131This is achievable if you buy the monthly pass diligently.
>>558669637Opera Mare Mode
>>558670437Average oishi gamerHe'll probably train his new wives, Stego, Taiki form of Valentino, and Ai
>>558670220Hi hungry, I'm anonymous.
>>558670417wait, he actually meant all the cards in the game? I thought he meant just the cards he had... how much money is this @grok
FUCK
>>558670131Leviathans are scary...
>>558667402You need sky and want pasa as a front parent
>>558670310I don't like this at allpigs don't get that fat unless they're forceded shitty food and made to balloon to abnormal sizes
>>558670748a lot nigga
>>558670131this is a cygames dev btw
>>558670131China nukem already.
>>558669938Literally playing her career right now during my lunch break.
It is so fucking OVER
>>558670802>paypiggies enjoy slopMakes sense to me
>>558670310imagine the crispy pork belly
>>558670854I always wondered if you work at a gacha company, do you get an unlimited gibs account?
>>558670802you’re playing a horse racing game and don’t understand that humans mistreat animals for entertainment?
>>558670886>TSotC
>>558670930only the higher-ups
>>558666654you shouldn't smoke when you're pregnant...
>>558670886>3 runs per day at 800k fansthis is slavery
>>558670886>faggot who never played MANT can't do mathyou cannot achieve the same daily rate of fans in MANT without it being a dedicate fan farm and choosing to fan farm in MANT is essentially gimping all other options because its tied to the RNG fan glowsticks
>>558671060Creek is infertile
>>558670886Imagine having a danchuddie enforce a quota and through discord no less
>>558670886i love being in a b+ club
>>558670886>not calling it TBIndonesian club
BALLIN
>>558670886does he at least pay you?
Kitasan… She is so close… I can practically smell her…
>>558671270...ah, it went up...
Ricebros..?
>>558671383that's a Teiobro
>>558671383yeah...? that's me
>>558671383Rice would do that
Yeah I'm a certified sex haver
>>558671383me on the right
>>558670886>TSotCbwo just call it MANT holy shit no need to make it sound like another 2HU game
>>558671383If you enjoy this... whatever. The shit taste is yours. But imagine being the one creating such filth.
TEIO
what exactly does this do?would this help my frontrunners help get ahead?
is kitasan's career (you) heavy
it is TB
>>558671383Me on the left
>>558671534I know, I'd love to
>>558671512>>558670883wife
>>558671552I blame Nice Nature for corrupting Mayano, it was a long con to make her rape Teio
>>558670886>tsotc Torena scandal of the century
>>558671591What about Tom Brady?
how did they even get tsotc
>>558671567she's for (You) but not at the same level of Ardan or Dia
The MANT filtering...soon...
>>558671681You just know this guy was responsible for thatLucky him
>>558671567she’s more on the inumusume side of things
>>558671728Trailblazer Start Of The Climax?That's as retarded as calling this game UMPD
>>558671591Yeah it did kill a lot of people a few centuries ago
if you're mad about black people in a cygames property YOU are the tourist
>>558671567Unfortunately not, but you have Dia right there for that
Sorry baitbwo we're currently talking about how stupid TSotC sounds like
>>558671681What happens in Hanshin stays in Hanshin
>>558672053TKBSotC
hishi amazon is a black american
>>558671591shriek when you see me
So if I understand this skill correctlyOn most races she'll get a slight speed buffBut on others she'll get more speed AND accel?And works for 1st AND 2nd place?
Look at this dog.
What the fuck is the point of appearing in a training but not having unity training? The bitch is literally there with the main trainee in the animation for the trainingWho the fuck thought of this shit? Are you honest to god braindead retarded or a fuckass retarded gambling addict that this shit had dictated by rng too?
>>558671565after 3 seconds from the start, it decreases accelerationthat's after groundwork and taking the lead etc. have already finished so it sounds kinda bad
who were in l'arc
>>558668820Ngl I kek'd
>>558672076https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>558671907UMPD, OPEN UP!
Seeking the Pearl can't come soon enough
Got this mayacchi while attempting for aces. Is she ever usable as a grandparent? I won a fair amount of extra G1.I assume there is no use for 3* wit but just in case?
>>558670886>TSotCDark Souls 2: Scholar of the first sin?
>>558672112>TKBThat's lewd
We should call Unity, UCSOTS desu wa
>>558672280nah it's glue
>>558672162Based. Liquid or Mouz, call it
>>558671567
>>558672250What does the UMPD see first when they enter your room?
>secret events for every leg of the classic Triple Crown>no vocals>in fact, she only sings Instinctive SpeedIt's like cygames hates me personally. At least Bourbon got into Winnin' 5 somehow.
>>558672164Yes. The accel condition generally works under the same conditions as Straightaway Spurt, hence why she is touted as the Long specialist Front.
>>558672280Wit is trash stat
>>558672328bummer. She was almost a good ace too (procced groundwork and got to A front A dirt A mile, but too many mood downs and failed trainings)
>>558672183>kitasan doesn't appear in speed>finally appears in speed>no unity>no rainbowPfffttttthis game is so ass
>>558669840Reminds me one that one image with Almond and her sparkly eye mask
>>558672345heart says mouz, but head says liquid is not dropping a series for the rest of the tournament
>>558672378Kitaslut
>>558672453I guess I MUST get her and basically have a parent for my Fronts foreverOnly downside is now I have to train her as a parent with GW
>>558669840>>558672496
>>558672378what a whore
Air Groove gets wet when I goof up
>>558672131I meanKris S is too
>>558672632doto…
>>558672649Kris S is hotter than Hishama desu
>>558672496Have another one
Explain Matikanetannhauser's appeal without using the words mambo or hat
>>558672804i like watching her break her nose and cry out in pain
>>558672804EI EI MUN
>>558672782Cute!
>>558672804She's retarded
>>558672804I like it when she bleeds
>>558672804Her outfit is sick and I liked her in the anime S2, she seemed like the most normal and cute Canopus member.
>>558672804saintlike behavior
WOWOOOOOOOOOOK
hehe...
>>558672804She's very positive!
>>558672280Not really one spark of headon can start a loop for a ggp but not really worth it
>>558672804she's cute
>>558672804Her hats are a great coaster for my cum
>>558673083Her hat is so dumb
>>558672804her teammate, nice nature, is really cute
>>558672280Usable if you ever need 3* turf and you couldn't give a fuck about getting new grandparents in the future
>>558672804Goofy ass voice.
>>558672437 (You)It was worth it anyway.>for every legexcept Satsuki Sho
>>558672232based
>>558673228Ur dumb and smelly!
>>558672804I have no idea. JP likes her so that makes her automatically shit tier for me.
>>558672232I'd tell you to fuck off and hang yourselfBut considering the eternal drought of erotic uma content, I'll let it slide
>>558671567As far I remember nips complained that she had one of worst careers at the moment she was released, lack of rivals' permissions/models at that time, generic story of your average gambarimasu protagonist and other complains I don't remember. It was so bad that cygames is trying to wash it up, imagine how bad it must have been that over the years, with the new umas that came out later and should have been in Kitasan's story, they remember a completely different and more interesting story, how it actually should have been. Anyway, if she isn't your oshi I don't recommend pulling for her just to see her story it will remind you why season 3 was bad
Happy Birthday to the cutest uma ever!https://x.com/i/status/2027057175072579827
>>558672232why does the machine randomly remove her socks wallahi
>>558673713so it's just like spechud's
>>558673758Delete this immediately
KINGU WHAT THE FUCK IT'S RIGHT BEFORE SUMMERGO AWAY
>>558673745
>>558672268i’ll be seeking her eggs if you’re picking up what i’m putting down
>>558673829I love Jordan and I love Nishino so much it hurts
So is ardan the current most romantic story in global?Before her I think it was surprisingly cafe
>>558672782That original vid cracks me up
>>558672268I will spark for her, carats be damned!
Is Halloween Creek a good mother for a Pace Pasa for the next CM?
>>558673926cafe a cute
>>558673975sure dude
>>558673975nyoppers
>>558673801
>>558673778Far worst in my opinion, at least spe had the excuse of being a day one uma, Kitasan was almost a year after and the worst part is she came out after Ayabe, whose story is much more entertaining in comparison
Mejiro Ardan is trans?
Almost Ogurin cryer
>>558673758
...is light hello based on a real horse despite not being a racer?
>>558673926my top 3 is:-Ardan-Nature -Cafe
>>558674170Nah, trans people are just deranged per usual
>>558674187Yes she’s based on Moonlight Rose and Haiseiko is her grandma
>>558673926>in the beginning she takes you to view an art exhibit about a painter that dedicated their work to their lover>at the end of her story you two paint each otherI don't see how it could be any less subtle
>>558674170Kind of amazing twitter still has people like this considering how right wing the website isJust go flee to bluesky like most of that kind did
Curren...
>>558674170>>558674287it's cygames of course Ardan is trans allegoryyou're losing the reading comprehension game to fucking twitter
Olay but why give the fragile uma huge titties?
why don’t they go back and fix the old careers?
I still don't know why Belno exists when she's very clearly based on a real horse of a different name, and then they proceed to never use her in the game anyway
>>558674335wait till the beach scene
>>558674424Dilate
>>558672804incredibly adorable, cute voice, and personality.
>>558673829I like how story events just mash up the most randomfuck mishmash of umas with clashing personalities and see how they end up
>>558673926The way Cafe protects her trainer is really sweet.Slick Surge may be a nice skill but the correct choice is spending the night holding Cafe's hands while the evil spirit rages outside.
>>558674425olè
>>558674416the neonazis on twitter are astroturfed bots you can block en masse automaticallythe neonazis on bluesky are deranged mods you cannot block and who are very annoying about how much they love the status quo
>>558674431Most likely didn't have the rights to use Twin Bee.
>>558674514Wait, they held hands all night? I don't remember that part
Creekfags, which version of her do you prefer? Mommycreek in the game or normal Creek in CG?
>>558674605>about how much they love the status quoI mean my house is paid off so I have every incentive for property values to go up. The status quo is pretty good if you're already bought in.
>>558670205She is so cute
>>558673695Based on this reaction I expected to see Kingu being fed feet first into a meat grinder. Instead, it was some entry level /d/ kink. Lmao what a bunch of queers.
Bricks will go ablaze...soon.
How do I stop lusting after Ardan? I've had an erection since I pulled her
>>558674725I love all Creeks
https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc?si=30HGTLZHMmlqLne_CUTE!
https://files.catbox.moe/s23piu.mp4
>>558674651I went to check just to be sure my memory isn't failing and yeah
>>558667248the artist that designed her fucked up completely, this is knownironically her size would be better for Durren
>>558674834THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>558674985Woah
>>558673695>eternal drought of uma erotic contentsir your>sadpanda>iwara>fanbox/pixiv/kemonoIt's there if you're looking, I only goon to umas these days.
>>558674110Then who do I use as a borrowed parent?
>>558674503that's the entire game. See how the roommates are usually odd couple
>>558674985Extremely lewd, time to replay her story
I'm getting scared about MANT I think I need a lot more cocks
>start trying to make dirt suzuka>mile s dirt c>mile s dirt c>mile a dirt b>mile a dirt c>mile a dirt c>mile a dirt b>mile s dirt bthis shit is impossible. i don't think i play enough to be able to hit dirt a and i can't imagine how many runs people have done to get it plus actual good stats
Wait thats a thing?There is an audible indication for the moments you make a choice that changes the fate of your trainee?https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2026922677391470965
>>558675050Nyo
>>558674850>that horse had been dead for a minimum of 8 years when the 2nd photo was taken
>>558675160yeah, but I think at the moment there are only 2-3 who had that sound thing
>>558675153why the fuck are you trying to spark from c? you are going to get that one run in 10 with absolute max affinity
>>558674765>entry level /d/ kinkwell first off its not even that. Trans kink (specifically hypercock) is basically the modern internet equivalent of cooking for breakfast.secondly the gross part is that it's AI slop and the penis isnt a horse penis, so they're a fake poseur.
Ardan is just Tachyon for cowards
>>558675282>why the fuck are you trying to spark from c?gwo.......................
>>558674834Lucky you, I wasted 160 pulls and still no 3 star character.
>>558675282Gambling game.
>>558675123>roommates are usually odd coupleI disagree. Uma roommates mostly have something in common or a chemistry that the dev wants to push
>>558675294>Tachyon rapes you without consent>Ardan rapes you but gently
I don't quite understand. If fronts were weak in Virgo, why are they strong in Aquarius?Is it the Plancha difference?
>>558675282You shouldn't try to use turf umas, they're naturally bad on dirt
>>558675283https://files.catbox.moe/7542rw.jpg
>>558675561Fronts were strong in Virgo
>>558673926>>558674268Creek is also very lovey dovey, even Tamamo points it out in a event right before haruten if I remember correctly.
>>558675740I remember testing Falco and she always lost to Taiki. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention.
>>558675141>>558675070Imagine Cafe gently whispering in your ears as she holds your hand.
>>558675750Its not just tamamo, everyone treats them as what is essentially a married couple (creeks fans love her relationship with her trainer too)
>>558675858Cause Turf Falco is a meme.
>>558670427That's not a nigger you disingenuous faggot when did normalfaggots decide that any type of dark skin = nigger most dark skinned anime girls are just tanned or Okinawan/island asiand. Nips make it very obvious when they are drawing blacks.
Her story gives me S3 feelings.
>>558675561Virgo was the Triple Late strat
>>558675882ASMR Cafe when?
>>558675283Oh, so you're an eternal tourist bringing up 3DPD autism to 2D. I'm not surprised, you may even be a SEAchimp.
>>558675165
hi yes it is me i am SEAchimpi tour eternally
even fujiodd gamba vodka
do NOT download the new dumpy cydaddy will catch you
should I be bursting blue flame/bubbles on Junior/1st year? or save it for Classic/senior year when I have training levels?
since unity is almost over can we agree that this card sucks ass and was a massive scam
anti-censorship bwos keep holding cyjews feet to the fire and we will take our game back from westoid localizershttps://pastebin.com/zqEiQeFz
>>558676425Translate to Japanese and send it to JP Cygames suits.
>>558676402Spirit bursts always grant a set stat increase. The facility level has no influence over it.
>>558675283>trans kinkyou mean futa?
>>558676084https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ229035.htmlThis is the only one by Ogura Yui that I could find but there's no demo and it isn't on the few pirate sites I usually check
>>558675263I wish Oguri, Creek or Tamtam was alive, so I could watch videos of them. Its kind of bizarre how they all start to really show signs of aging in their late 20s. There is the newer generation, like Forever Young, but still...
>>558676425so fuarking zased keep it up bwo they must be held accountable
>>558676402training level doesnt influence it burst as soon as it appears on the stat you want
>>558675561You're digging up ancient history, fronts have gotten multiple important tools since then.
>>558676425you are going to boycott cygames by skipping the selector ticket I take it?
>>558676421No.
>>558676525
>>558670427>thigh high socks with sandalsthis is so egregious it wraps around to being lewd
You guys are retarded.
>>558676719Matikane wouldn't say this.
>>558676643Bold to assume these niggas even play the game
inumusume
>>558676836Dogs are real????
>>558676719Orange wife wouldn't say this...
>Chiyo sits in the cuck chair as she cheers for your date with Ardan to go welldogbros...https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2026958803196108911?s=20
>>558676510>>558676631Thanks. so I guess just burst whenever?
You guys aren't retarded.
>>558676719Stick to your Luna, or did Teiobro btfo'd you beyond belief that you needed to change mascot
At this point I consider golden inspirations not to contain any pink sparks at all. All the pinks I got were from white inspirations
>>558676896You can burst them wherever when you're in a pinch to lvl up your unity members or wait to bust them on desired stats. It's up to you, just dont wait until its too late.
>>558676425fvck yeah vro we must kill them all!!!
>>558676910Not my Luna…
>>558675071Most of it is very tame and boring, and the good ones are somehow the AI slop wtf
73625162Aquarius
The losers of uma musume if you like any of these except for AI you are a loser
>>558676895But Chiyo fucks her torena
>>558677063>troona
do (Mile) Skills work on Dirt-Mile tracks? or just Turf Mile?
You guys are ready to get around 150 free pulls, 20k carats in daily logins and quests, free card selector, free Dia SSR, new permanent daily legend races, and the cherry of the cake, MANT
I might be retarded.
>>558676719I didn't fall for the Fuku speed scam though?
>>558677167her trainer is not there so she's being the third wheel
>>558677270They work on [Mile] regardless of surface
>>558677306Unironically can't wait for MANT because i got unity cup fatigue
>>558676895>Chiyo sits in the cuck chair what? what happens is that yaeno and chiyo set you two up to be alone so you two can go on a date
do (late surger) Skills work on Dirt-Mile tracks? or just Turf Mile?
>>558677369>fake tail
>>558677332Cause her trainer only appears in Chiyo's story
>>558677251>currenposterNo need to trans-fer your insecurities onto another uma.
Post more of these "creatures"
The good thing about people getting filtered by TB is that Cyjews will gift us more carats to keep us from leaving
>>558677145>get humiliated by Kita >he retires early to be a champion sire>his future wife takes the place, continuing the humiliationlol
>>558677369PERFECTThat's my wife right there
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>558677108need one moreJOIN THE LOBBY
>>558677389Don't mind the schizo
>>558677306>>558677310My cock needs to be sandwiched between my class reps' 5heads last year!
>558677531Not sure if bait or retarded but anyhow you don't deserve a direct quote
>>558677525
>>558677306what im ready for is fucking the shit out of NTR
>>558677557i am logging in and if someone doesnt join before i do you will be getting a whale opponent
>>558677531>Cyjews will gift us more carats to keep us from leaving
usable?
>>558677369Wait so you're telling me Umamusuko Umanko is actually just Human musky asshole?It can't be...
>>558677540But your wife (male) is not going to have uma strength to rape you. Is that still okay?
>>558676030Reminder that "race-ready" is canonically a gaslight spread by Anshinzawa, as seen in Doto's career.
>>558677679nta but my nigga's here!!
I got drunk again
>>558677515I don't post curren tho
host another one
>>558677749Is it usable?YesWill it win? With that much pow/wit?Don't think so
>>558677814
>>558677785I'll rape her(him) instead.
>>558675924kinda cocky from Tama-chan when she does the same thing
>>558677861You take the stupid had and ear mufflers off and GoldShip suddenly becomes one of the prettiest and sexiest umas ever
18954319Aquarius lobby 2forgot to screenshot the result of the last one
>>558678041Tell me about it
>>558677343thank you
>>558677108>3rd Ulalagood enuff
>>558678159Cyute!
>>558677306Unity training RNG has been so dogshit that the MANT race and shop bullshit sounds like a nice change of pace, as long as they fix the steam delay.
>>558677898usable is good enough for me, i need to start making actual aces now
>>558677270You can check on gametora if a skill has the ground_type == something requirement. For example, Forward March has ground_type == 2, meanwhile Mile Coners doesn't have ground_type == 1 (or != 2)
>want to do ace runs>all are already done>want to improve my TT team>Aoharu dies in 10 days >want to do parent runs>already have a groundwork 9* power El and a 8* power Dober there's nothing to do in this gay game
>>558678329Only one el?Only one dober?Bro you need a Seiun and Ryan of your own for the times when El and Dober are useless and you're out of borrows!
There wouldve been more Ryanfags had she got a bit more muscles like in Cingray
>Gold Ship in the right spot to activate pump>whiffs the wit check
>>558678538I don't have Seiun Sky and pump some iron is garbage
>>558667216There's like a thousand fat neckbeard white people who don't shower out there but it doesn't stop them from talking about 'white supremacy'I wouldn't let it get you down
>>558678674fuck pump nigga your a+ gold ship isn’t winning against those
>>558677369i look like this
>500 million away from S+Are they ever hitting S+ again?
>>558678772Mhm.... nyo
>>558678720Your specialized parents for each running style?For each distance?The ride never ends...
the most important part of a uma is their hair, if thei hairstyle sucks, they're bound to be unpopular just look at Muteki and Bamboo Memory
>>558677525What the FUCK is that
>>558678732she will win eventually98508160aquarius lobby 3
I'm scrambling to make my shitty aces now
>>558678553I think the bigger issue is how the hair looks in game, maybe it would look better with muscles, whatever the case cygames really did her dirty with her in-game model.
>>558678772I believe in our senpais
Someone post the Mayano
life is shrimple
>>558678218I’m going dog mode
>>558679204
the Mayano
>>558678772No botting means no S+
>>558679204the Mayano
Watching Goldshits get raped this hard is so fun. None of her alts are good either. She is dead FOREVER
>yeah bro take Maruzensky because her inherit will be used for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time>bro you need mummy creek because redshit doesn't work
>>558679370petting my dear Doto after she just did the most evil thing imaginable (I didn't know she did it)
>>558679456>most evil thing imaginableteioposter false flag
I haven't had a single decent run with the Fuku card so far. Runs are almost as depressing as the card's story, what the fuck?
>>558679427pretty funny how witGOD recommended mummy once for sprint CM and instantly every other fraud started shilling it too regardless of distance
Sex with Verxina
>>558678772We aren't trying this month due to being like 4 trainers down. Next month for sure...
>>558679427Tazuna is so erotic...
I don’t like it when you guys are mean to each other.
>>558679572Moomoo literally said she is a good sprint parent on her banner review, most sloptubers probably said the same thing too,
>>558679572It's the same with the ooniger Suzuka. iirc he was the first one to shill it then others started shilling it too, and __VF started coming up with another name for the strat
>>558679169The hair looks good in the game
>>558679087result30854750aquarius lobby 4
>>558679427They added 6 months of balance early. Before we weren't getting buffed NSM as a scenario skill
>>558679169Accept the fact that her design is just ugly
>>558679558I think they juiced the event chain during the first 2 weeks because since then I've only finished the chain a few times. Doesn't help that event chains as a whole seem horrificly bugged to not finish.
>>558679857She’s hands down the cutest Mejiro
>>558679204I've been making sure her Metabolism stays Slow :)
>>558679857don't say that...
>>558679204Ai coppiiiii!! *13th place*
>>558679737bwo? she has dirt B and witlet
>>558680064nta but B is winnable. I have a Rudolf with Dirt B and have won lobbies though currently using a lower rating Rudolf but with A on Dirt
>>558679649You started it though...
in my language "ai copii" means "you have kids"
>>558680086Even with the power of ungodly magic, her chest is flat and her belly fat
>>558674495What is she "yada yada desu"'ing? Does she not want to be trained?
>>558680305
>>558680404OK I'm erect now
>>558680265>nai>aru
umas for this feel?
>>558680305bwo...
Fuck I haven't played in a month when did Almond Eye come out? Is she a jobber or is she actually good?
>>558679737result>>558680064she loses no matter how I build her so I don't think it even matters, it's over. I've tested other versions with Dirt A and 800+ wit and she still loses
Been looking forward to this one all month
>>558680479Dita, Ardan, Ruby, Gentil and all the rich umas
>>558680509she comes out in around 4 more years bro
>>558679932Yeah, of my 5 daily runs I think maybe 2 complete all the chains. The worst part is getting random ones that drain your energy instead. It's the one thing MANT will have over Unity, we will get to bring more SSRs and they will all finish... r-right?
>>558680196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXILPtEams
>>558680479
>>558680609Vanilla handholding sex with HishiamaRough, nasty hardcore sex with Gold CityBDSM, petplay and rawdoggy style with Doberwomann
>>558680509She sucks but some people are coping hard and will say that she's good
>>558680443
>>558680515Try getting FF for her if you can. Relying on NSM and spurt isn't enough to catch up to fronts
>150,000 friend pointsWhat the fuck do I do with this shit
I love my cute imouto!
>>558680981dump it in the anni shop soon
>>558680981you can buy 2 tickets a month for 20k!
>>558680938I have oguri ssr in my deck but for this particular version it fucked me over and didn't finish the event chain, I wanted to test if it was usable without it, and it isn't so it's back to the mines
>>558679680When she is wearing her racing outfit sure.But when she wears the school uniform or that stage outfit all the 2 stars use...
>>558680986Sexual Kunde with Flash.
>>558681230>spe dreaming of steak>suzu wishing this was spica trainer
>>558681446this looks wrong!
Evens I finally do Rudolf's careerOdds I do Brian's
>>558681481:<
Everybody, let's not forget Yukino Bijin
impossible missions
>political autism fucking everywhere >gatekeeping is non existent >somehow /u/tards returned againyeah, time to drop this game, the floodgates were opened and we reached the point of no recover
>>558681210>Oguri SSR not finishing I know the pain and double the pain after hitting a dirt inspirations. If it finished that Goldshi could have been winning or placing consistently.There's also the new Digitan SSR and I want to try it myself
>>558680258Not for an End
>>558681691based
>>558681589
>>558681342move over hag, nepobaby took your job
558681751Make sure to close the door and kill yourself when you leave
>>558681839>:>
>>558681591yeppers
>>558681691Sarumusumes are NOT acceptable.
>>558681943
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>>558681839:> !
>>558681230Cutes!!
Asmongold needs to do another uma video to bring this DEI shit to light
>>558666064which uma is a certified /nopan/ queen?
>>558681403Interlocking fingers during a date with Ardan!
>>558681403She is always so calm and collected. What couild possibly have happened to make her blush this hard?
>>558682232Asmon loves niggers and jews tho
>>558682232>NO I DON'T WANT POLITICS IN MY CUTE UMA GAME>HOW ABOUT THE LORD OF THE ROACHES BRING HIS GRIMY FINGERS TO ITyou guys have the self-awareness of a stone
>cleaning my Following list>see thisI don't even want to unfollow some of these trainers but they've been burning out one by one and some haven't logged in for days
>>558682419Nobody mentioned politics except you schizo
>>558682391
>>558682476A lot of the ones I follow just quietly stopped posting, but I ran into one that the bio just said "yeah im done". I wonder... will that ever happen to me...
>>558682391We are getting this in March right?That what this is?
gentle OWNS this thread
>>558682476there's always people burning outthat's why playing for fun is more important than metanigging
>>558682619SIXTY-SEVEN!
>>558682562>one of the top political streamers bringing this game to light isn't politicalSureAnd you're not dark-skinned roleplaying as a white>>558682476After every cm I clear my follows and refill it with trainers with parents and cards I'll need for next cmIt's fun to see how many died of burnout
>>558682232I'm surprised the Roach King played and paypigged this hard in the first place. He'll never touch it again, and that's good.
>>558682319marked by torena >>558682268
>>558682476What kind of mental illness makes people do stuff like this? I know there's attention whore retards that will type down an entire story about why they are leaving on 4chan/Reddit but I've never seen people seethe so much they change their name and sperg out in their bio.
>>558682703NOOOOOO HAG THEY'RE GOING TO BLAME YOU FOR KILLING THE MEME
>>558682646I don't even know what else they would do instead of bringing in the JP Valentine's stuff
>>558681521if you choose harder races after the arima kinen, brian will need about 800 stam for the spring tenno sho or mcqueen might kill your career
>>558682703unc… you killed it…
>>558682703Maruzen LOVE
>>558682476My followers list is a graveyard.
>>558682646yep, I can't imagine being anything else
>>558682742cute little tard
>>558682803What kind of mental illness makes people write up posts like yours?
>>558682712I didn't say it isn't political, I said that nobody complained about politics.
>>558682860
>>558682949please refrain from posting while drunk
>>558682816>>558682856no...
>>558682646where are you getting this from
>>558683096Admitting you made a mistake won't kill you bwo
>>558682703Maruzen shouldn't dance too much at her age, she'll break something...
>>558683159https://umamusume.com/news/599/
......
>>558683453SEX
>Buttered
Next thread will be bittered
7 and shiraoki-chama forbids me to pull on kawafinemo
Man I lost all motivation to play after not getting Ardan...200 pulls is fucking too much for a spark...
>Check my follow list>All these ICE victims...
>>558683696>same guy 3 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jkmW9LfrUgumas for this feel?
>>558683696>he's only at 300 followers
>>558683823No I'm not
>>558682845800?! That's absurd! Usually 600 is enough, how roided if that Mackie?
>>558683453
>>558683635who dresses this creature?
>faggot trying to get free ad slots without paying
>>558683846
>>558683696Luisbros...
>>558683942She does it herself
>>558682268Staring deep into Ardan's beautiful eyes..
What the fuck is this?
Will this game always be about stat pressure i'm starting to get annoyed
67
>>558682949lollmao
>>558684124But she doesn’t have thumbs?
>>558684491in the future it will be about skill pressure
are people actually mad that there are black umas now?i'm not the most die-hard libtard but the mere existence of black people making you seethe seems quite ridiculous, like imagine having a fucking race living in your head rent-free
>>558684478Suzuka must have taken the bikepill from Vodka.
>>558684631What I meant to say is that she is the decision maker, others put it on for her.
>>558684478A carrot on a bike
>>558684478She can't move it move it anymore so she had to adapt
>>558684820Ok that adds up
I accidentally clicked on SFV instead of Triumphant PulseCan't believe I didn't notice it until I was done skill shopping it's so fucking over this was supposed to be the one I will never get another ace run with this much highrolling
>>558683696That's the spaniard guy from Re4
>>558682742He plays gacha games off screen once in a while he shows off his accounts to prove he plays them
>>558682232>mob umas added to represent america is a nigger countryThat's not DEI that's classic Japanese racism and a good thing.If Ebayan was black, now that would've been a real issue. This is just /v/tards mad at clouds from a game they don't play.
>>558685241America is not even a country
>>558681751People saying gatekeep a billion dollar franchise is so funny. Game was promoted by some of the biggest streamers
>>558685212He doesn't play Uma and doesn't really like it that much either I think. He thought it was a FotM game and wanted WuWa to win GOTY. Also he's extremely bad at uma and never understood it at all from what I saw.
>>558684925it's ok bwo you get 0.001s of accel, better than those poor souls not proccing a&s and/or plancha
>>558685241As long as the nigmas are stuck in the mutt scenario I don't care about them. If they add them to normal scenarios I'd quit.
>>558667979>not s rankis the helios sr worth upgrading?
>>558682703>>558682856>>558683146
Never used Grass for CM so I guess now's a good time to try it
>>558677369Niggas will draw a girl then say it's a guy
>>558685586I remember him showing his account some time later and he did have off screen playtime for some reason. Same with Endfield, he played extra off stream even though I think he didn't like it that much.I don't actually watch him outside of scrubbing through vods of random streamers for gacha stuff so I don't know if he ever talked about it outside of those sections though
I tried to like girls, but now I'm relapsing into boy umas on youtube again. It's over for me.
>>558685878Grass won me cancer, good times
I am listen to Mambo Nr. 5 right now
>>558685746Bwo here browsing the Internet from 1953
>>558685996As you should. We love boy umas here.https://youtu.be/rebTRHTNkzo
>>558686007my condolences
Just tried borrowing Digitan power card and now I'm sure you can't use it on 0% speed bonus umas without MLB Biko/Bakushin yourself. Failed to hit 300 before classic year and not even 600 during senior year january
>>558667979>>558668381>>558668586how is this
i retract my statement about modern Aoharu being a good replacement for MANT
I don't mind black umasMichelle My Baby is hot and the condescending aussie is cool imo
I am Mambo
>>558686605MMB is brown same color as HishiAma
>>558686520>englishwhat the fuck am i looking at?
>>558686551>6k moreuhh "everyone will get easy SS or even UG in TB"bros?
>>558686669What she's missing on color she has it in culture.
>>558686719a deck, retard
>>558686719meant for >>558686551
He's live
Who do you pick /uma/
>>558684478whats what?
>>558686931temueasy
>He's live
I wonder how many replies that post is going to get
Curren's live
>>558684739it has to be falseflagging for the sake of something to talk about other than the game>mob umas>designed to be very plain and uninteresting just like the other mob umas>UMA SUMMER T-shirt screengrabs make them seem extra "street" styled but they actually wear pretty dresses to run inthe only "development" is that there is a rare darker skin tone than we've seen before and that umas can have Type 4 hair and even the type 4 hair is debateable because because there's no fro-uma, not that it would matter because everyone knows any actual playable uma is going to look like pic related and everyone will be drooling and praising cygames again with zero mind to their own ironic hypocrisy
>>558686520>0 wit cardsFitting for a witlet trainerwhat the fuck are you doing nigga
>>558670801domi need the unique skills or just parent sparks?
>>558686756Funny how tards like you keep posting this when two white umas were doing the same thing to Tama
>>558686931Who's my trainee? I'll go with her.
>>558686926I can smell it from here and it makes me frown
Ok but I really really really really really love Stego.
What's the cost of sparking for Kita?>>558686926The saviovr of the vvhite race
>>558686926Buy an ad? Why are retards posting this guy now, what did I miss?
>>558687237He's the Teio streamer
>>558686931why some umas try to cuck others by stealing their trainers? just get another one
>>558687060are you shitters trying to make me snap?>use wit cardshaha what are you doing do this instead>doing that insteadhaha what are you doing witletlets just agree vm is a piece of horseshit that cant be buildhow do i cleat the whole horse?
>>558687237Always the Teioposters
>>558686926Got recommended a jurassic video on YouTube where a dude filmed his mom leveling up on WoW. At the very end I realized it was Asmond. What went so wrong (and right, I'm assuming the revenue can't be bad)?
>>558686520WIT is important for front because it makes them go into pace up mode more often and helps them contest 1st place.
>>558687191never forget
>>558687525>>558687418Link me, what did another Teiobwo did to continue sinking our reputation. Or you're making it up?>>558687514Fronts are built with max wit, max speed in mind. Then stamina, then guts, and lastly power.
Watching Cheval's music video makes me feel a lil gay ngl
>>558687514I tried warning some anons here that Bourbon's career is one of the worst ever, story and gameplay. Fronts are gay, meta or not I'm not using them unless they're called SMARTO FALCO
>>558687619Thats a crispy screenshot
>>558687442>why some umas try to cuck others by stealing their trainers?Because umas are 1000 more vicious than women. It's a cutthroat world out there
>>558682232im kinda surprised global-only troons seem to care about dark skinned umasWhere was the outrage for michelle my baby?Insanely performative racism
>>558687720In this very thread too >>558682232
>>558686926why are you sharing this? is he gonna drop some tips for CM10?
>>558687743>crispyThat's how I like it
how much wit and power on pacers? I've been running 3 wit cards on taiki but I struggle to get power above 800
>>558687991That Spe-chan is also looking really sharp
>>558687732hy is every jewtubing seadog saying she top 3 then?>>558687619i did a similar run and it sucked but i have all of these cards. i will try this again>>558687720thats why my maruzensky whats so good for a long time. ppl laughed at me here tho for doing ss wit
>>558687786twitter has a bad mexican/indian nazi issueamerican nazis have all moved to truthsocial and 8ch and shit to jerk off together, all thats left are grifters and ragebait bots looking for literal pennies of ad revenue
>>5586880021000 power and as much wit as you can pump if you already got 600+ stamina.
>>558686926why do you post him here? He dropped the game many months ago.
so is it canon that injuries end most uma careers
>Some Nip uploaded his playthrough of the new scenario>US7>His run literally has that food event every like 3 turns and never gets the debuff despite spamming the second optionWhy
>>558687786Nigga if you think MMB is comparable to a full on sheboon darkie you might be retarded
>>558686520>the free Tosen Jordan SSR is better than the Suzuka one.>forget about power cards with speed and power inheritance should be enough to get around 1000>use 2 wit cards minimum, doesn't matter if they're SR
>>558688183because its a 5% chance of slow metabolism and he'd only upload the good run?
>>558666948practice code: 943563667>never lost so many goal runs in my life eben wirh 2 stamina cards she cant win any long raceyou don't have to beat them you just have to survive them
>>558688289Why don't I ever get that lucky
AIYEEEEE FUCK THIS WHORE
>>558688215>erm actually it's a slightly different shade of browninsanely performativeI bet you get your opinions from /pol/ too. Insanely tired of newgen zoomers hating black people for the wrong reasons
>>558688320what are you even trying to build?
>>558688063There's no instawin uma without at least a little bit of work. Bourbon has a kit that cuts some of the annoying parts of building a front but you still need to plan and have luck. Pull for umas you like, winning a CM just give you extra carats than being 2nd or 3rd
>>558688063>i did a similar run and it suckedMost of them do unless you highroll. In theory I could get away with only two speed cards for example but it would require even more highrolling.I did a run with a borrowed MLB Matikanefukukitaru SSR and she helped a lot since she has some pal-like bonuses like reduced energy cost and also a flat +30 on all stats.
>>558688320I thought losing career races equals brick
>>558688491Don't visit polTired of retarded boomers making dumbass statements and thinking people should automatically agree with them because they wasted their life here.Fuck off
>>558688510A medium TT Bourbon to grab +2 bond after every win?
>>558688320For what CM is this
>>558688618why did you only put 2 gold skills on a TT uma?
do you people not get tired of the same culture war issues every single day
>>558688772>Trackblazerevent chain didn't finish>It's onEverything else was far cheaper
>wrist hurts like hellhaha danchou! no fan runs today! tomorrow? who knows!
>>558689120>>558689120>>558689120
>>558688549Not really. You lose out of a few stats and some skill points, but it rarely bricks anything.
>>558688857No because I mock both sides for being cucks
>>558687064You want their inherited uniques
>>558679857cute in a donkey-rabbit way
