The Good Side Edition>Previously on /hdg/>>558610437>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
ship joel to india
Fuck Joel
>>558689316
humans>non-humans.
submerge joel in a vat of molten steel
i honestly really want to love Cyberstan, i hope they'll do it justice
Joel is a jeet (confirmed) (real) (not clickbait)
WHAT IF WE TOOK THE JAR 5AND PUSHED ITFROM MEDIUM PENTO HEAVY PEN
>>558689316Why would you do thisWe were finally free
>>558689558You would spawn a horrendous amount of unholy youtube sloptuber reviews.
I can't believe you guys actually let it die without baking. Now I have to move to Sweden and convert to Islam.
>>558689558granted, but now the gun explodes after firing the last bullet in the magazinefor balance
>>558689558Stop wanting weapons to be good. They are not meant to be good. You are meant to use stratagems that intentionally miss their target and teamkill.
>>558689691It should've stayed dead yet here we are again just to suffer through this eternal swigger retardation
LE EPIC WHOLESOME CHUNGUS DIVERS!!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!! SUPER EARTH LE BAD!!!!!! MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!! SATIRE!!!!!
>>558689316Super earth is the good guys, right?
WTF is this true?
>give us the take more planets than we lose mo >joel goes on yet another melty and never gives us the chance to attackWhy is he such a little bitch?
>>558689884buck broken
>>558689452OK Hear me out
>>558689732Thissssssssss
>>558689976because he's a benchod dalit
>>558689949>the instant the cyborgs run out of work to do, they immediately have a melty and start making civilian and children smoothiesMaybe they were banished for a reason
>>558689918No, but the others are worse and don't get to play the victim card after willingly coming back to fight us again after losing their wars.The bugs are relatively innocent but they are essentially cattle that have gone out of control on a galactic scale and must be stopped before they literally consume everything.
>>558690035the cyclists equivalent
>>558690035retard
>>558690232I'm new to this stuff
>>558690003>primary stim pistol but it shoots 10 stims at oncekino
>>558689918Helldivers are inherently le good guys (useful brainwashed idiots). Managed democracy is le bad. The other factions are le bad.
>>558690296don't worry, your pizza is already on its way
>>558689976In fairness, we can just not defend a planet. Falling for the blinking defense icon instead of focusing on liberation is a player issue. Defense missions aren't fun to play and we can easily liberate more than we lose if we stop wasting time defending
>>558690398I don't mind my own name being shown don't worry.
Lobby doko
What stratagems do I use if I hate cooldowns and I do not find swiggers making stratagems intentionally teamkill funny
>>558690334>useful brainwashed idiotsJust like the Allies in WW2 and da juice is managed democracy
>>558690161It's pretty simple, yeah. >Super Earth is a comically authoritarian evil that wants the total subjugation, it not annihilation, of all opposition>Borgs are completely vengeance-driven to the point of being unnecessarily cruel to civilians (they're not even attempting to primarily target Super Earth at this point)>Illuminate are entirely consumed by revenge and only want compete annihilation of humanity, and would probably become a slavery state if they won >Terminids, while just being wild animals, are so incredibly invasive and destructive that Super Earth's culling of their population is unironically good for the universe at large
>from endless incineration corps operations straight into endless rupture strain operationsHehe, we're eating good, helldiverbros.
The Raped
>>558690927I simply won't play on rupture strain planets. I'm playing a horde shooter, not wack a mole, and the game is too shit to be worth the stim tax.
Stim delay bug is still in the game after being reintroduced over a year ago.
>>558690954Obsessed
>>558689918>questioning the unquestionable moral integrity of mother Super EarthThat's a blamin'
>>558691175>Fall to your knees stim back in full force too
bratomatons are canonically only a few days old
D10 BOTSwill be afk for a bitsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241074508749/76561199129186530
>>558691246Blammin' is two M's, blamin' is shorthand for blaming
>>558691321can we take hostages in this game?
>>558691246>not the loyalistfake truth enforcer
So Joel is just throwing random distraction attacks so we lose Oshaune and he can have a reason why we can't black hole more planets, right?
DEFECT>DEFECT
If you're having trouble with the hive world or rupture bugs, consider lowering the difficulty.
>>558691516yeah we know the automatons are defective
what do you call this style of gming?
How do we fix the laser cannon?
>>558691478>>558691658bugchasers had 2 fucking days to freely take planets but your adhd kept making you drop planets and picking the one with 2% resistance.
>>5586913302/4
>>558690580Orbital GasOrbital GatlingExpendable ATEagle Airstrike
>>558691516>CYBERSTAN AWA__TSDumb robot can't even space its letters right
>>558691658fagman aka joel (indian)
>>558691658Swedish>>558691478Gotta set up the next filler MO: Retake oshaune (5 days)
>>558691761Those retards honestly deserve this. It's been a while since the bug front completely collapsed, it's about time
>>558691478That already happened. Oshaune is empty and we haven't taken another hive world to fuel it with. Defending Oshaune is a waste of time.
>>558691658RailroadingJust be glad Arrowhead didn't give him a DMPC
>>558691658This is fucking easy>Fori will be taken in a few hours>Turing is a level 8 invasion, can be handled by like 20% of the playerbase>Oshuane requires 46% but we will have well over that once Fori is takenIt's a cool surge of Bugs, the retards haven't done anything in months this is cool. I'm happy that there are 3 different MO viable planets to drop with Gatria on standby once we clean these up
>>558691058stim taxes in general are the most annoying part of this game. we need a very slow health regen
Helped kill 4 Bile Titans in today's daily challenge with newdivers
>Bugchasers: Act like retards>also bugchasers: HOW COULD JOEL DO THIS TO US?!?!Retards
>>558691978Anon, the galactic war is run by the blob which is made up of console brownoids, dadgamers, and weedbrains. They absolutely will not execute optimal or strategic moves.
>>5586913303/4 join pls
>>558692430It doesn't matter the bug front is baby play time. We have a planet at 95% liberation, 1 actual invasion on Oshuane and a meme invasion on Turing. We are already on track to beat Turing and Fori, and the people on Fori will redirect to Oshaune.
Can you somehow gigafarm medals with that CE table? This shit is absolute canceraids to get.
>>558691516I can fix her
>>558692262>Helldivers now regen 1% health per second>Undocumented:>Bots and Illuminates now have a 100% chance to injure a Helldivers on every hit>This doesn't applies to bugs since bugs already have a 100% chance to injure helldivers
>>558691330FVLL
>>558692838Medals are easy as fuck to get.If you're brown you can just do exterminate missions to farm them though.
>>558691658Punishment. If the blob wasn't retarded and followed the MO Achird III would have been taken, preventing the invasion of Turing. Oshaune is there to try to ruin the capture of Fori Prime.
>>558692726
What's with the recent influx of coomtards? Don't they know nobody likes having them around?
>>558692838Do Squid blitz missions, as soon as the main objective is complete, grenade yourself until all reinforcements are gone, repeat.
>>558693421Why squids and not bots? Aren't bot fabs easier to kill quickly and from a distance?
>>558691693make it shoot napalm lasers
What do REAL HELLDIVERS listen to while fighting the enemies of democracy?
>>558692889Do you have her service manual?
>>558693142>these fags will remain in the thread >save for Joel, Eagle 1, Democracy Officer, and Burgdof
>>558693607Ke$ha
>>558693228don't bully our coomrades
>>558693607youtube.com/watch?v=29zeu0lBjOI&t&sttick=0
>>558693228they're better to have around than never goon retarded teenagers that believe they're in good company
Why didn't the Illuminate attack SE, given SE was focused on Cyberstand? Why don't the Borgs ally with the illuminate?How come only SE uses bugs for fuel, so no one but SE attacks them?
I don't know what the devs balance philosophy is. Alexus has claimed he designs based off "vibes", and he considers hd2 to be a chaotic fun mess to play with your friends (part game basically). Yet they will>nerf "meta" weapons (indirectly with the coyote)>remove "exploits" (like melee passing through armor)>nerf stun/arc even though it was strictly worse than more lethal options>leave interesting weapons in the dust because no one uses them becuase they dont buff them (sterilizer, stim pistol)And yet, despite all this, they will turn around and give the grenade launcher ap4. Catapulting it into S tier, and making its belt fed version irrelevant. I just dont get it.
>"Hey, so uh, when are you going to fix the game?">Arrowhead: "LOL XDDD INSIDE MEME JOKE SO FUNIIII"I hate this fucking dev team.
>>558693885The Illuminate were planning to attack us but we foiled them during the minor order.I thought the borgs and illuminate were friends?And yeah IDK, best guess is that its possible to make artificial warp fuel but its far cheaper (and benefits the MIC) to keep farming bugs
>>558693607The liberty blessed sounds of Kenny G
>>558693885Clearly you don't have any media literacy, because it'd all be so clear to you (the reason is "America bad, socialism good").
>>558693885>Why don't the Borgs ally with the illuminate?My theory is that because the borgs are still humans who originated on super earth they still hate alien scum and the squids hate the borgs because they were humans and squids now hate all humans
>>558693885I think a dev said that the Illuminate hate the borgs because they destroy the environment through industrialization
>>558693726 based queer
>>558693726a diver after my own heart
>>558693918"explosion good, everything else bad"If I had to take a guess
>>558693918He is absolutely a "data driven" spreadsheet faggot. He sees something stick out on the spreadsheet data and then smacks it with the nerf hammer. For instance, the railgun at the beginning was used by everyone against bugs because of the charger leg meta. He saw the railgun getting high usage so he nerfed it rather than ask "why is the railgun used so much?"
>>558693885>Why didn't the Illuminate attack SE, given SE was focused on Cyberstand?Probably was waiting to see if the invasion actually worked or not. They'll probably make a move now that so much resources were lost>Why don't the Borgs ally with the illuminate?Bots offer nothing of value to the squids since thier tech is leagues above everyone else so they dont even bother with each other.>How come only SE uses bugs for fuel, so no one but SE attacks them?It's cheaper. Its been established that both the bots and squids use some kind of fusion tech for thier energy needs so they have no need for the giant oil reserves the bugs provide. Also it's just funnier to think that the entire SE war effort runs on plain old gasoline
>>558693918Arrowhead has said that they will only touch stuff with high usage counts, which is why they don't bother balancing anything that's unpopular.They don't really care about any form balance nor have any real direction for it.
The good guys are always your own race in any conflict no matter what they do to aliens provoked or not
I guess it would've been too much of a good idea to bring the tank to fight the hive lord so to compensate for that, the game will make sure I play with 3 retards who prefer to look at the pretty paint on the tank instead of shooting the damn thing.
>>558691940So if we let Oshune become a hiveworld again, we'll have more e7-11 to harvest there.
>>558693616Im more of a hands on kind of learner, if you know what I mean, ehehehehe.....Sex. I am referring to sexual intercourse. Just wanted to make sure that was conveyed properly
>>558694961Yes but the blob won't understand that
>rupture niggers on oshauneI'd rather play predditors
>>558694897speaking of pretty paint, why haven't we gotten tank skins yet
>>558689316Oshaune can go fuck itself.
>>558691978Oshaune is 3 days that 46% is the bare minimum 3 days there’s no chance to win the MO if they all focus on Oshaune. But the blob doesn’t understand we need to attack more to win this one
>>558694840>he adheres to the inherent tribalism baked into the very structure of life itself by ensuring that only members of his own species continue to survive and procreate, all other forms of life be damned to extYou get a good price for that pair of boots you use to goosestep with, you unabashed Nazi FUCK?!
>>558695153>>558695257SecondedHoly FUCK is it unfun to deal with the medium armor spam in the tunnels
LowerTheDifficulty
JOELYOU FUCK ASSWE'RE GONNA DEFEND BOTH PLANETS EAT SHIT SWIGGER
>>558695368We got 30% on Fori that will either go to Turing, then Oshuane, or just straight to Oshuane. It's fine man, this isn't the bot front just have some fun
>>558695539stop breathing
>>558691761>>558691934>there is literally a planet with 0.25% resistanceBut the catch is that NONE OF THIS IS SHOWN IN GAME
>>558694624>the railgun at the beginning was used by everyone against bugs because of the charger leg metaThe railgun was used by everyone because the actual AT like the RR and EAT did about 2000 less damage, AT being able to one shot heavy enemies was the biggest buff we ever got.
>>558695567My hundreds of hours of 4x strategy map game autism doesn’t allow me to have fun it just makes me pissed off watching the blob fail to keep the enemy from painting the map
>>558695707Planetary resistance is in game, HP isn't.
>>558695916But we're winning right now, the blob is usually pretty good Cyberstan was just a mess because>Cyberstan was a unique planet with dead-end cities that were never explained>Blatantly fake global reinforcements meter>Retarded raze mechanicNormal filler MOs we always win
I want to be a leandiver! What loadout should I use and what should I do to make people notice me?
>>558696097People underestimate the sheer collective autism which is bug fags all diving on max difficulty
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241082703590/76561198141964882divin on oshaune cause I want to see how fast we can kill a hive lord with leveler, solo silo and tanks
>>558695153I'd rather just fight regular bugs. I was really enjoying playing on Omicron.
>>558696097>we’re winningAre we? As it stands currently if we take fori, hold Turing and spend the rest of the time holding oshaune without anyone going to gatria we’ll be +0 making the MO a loss
>>558696232They used 90 million lives and didn't even make progress on a single planet, it's impressive. The community is roughly>70% MO players who have a rough understanding how the map works>15-20% bugfags that don't organize and just quickplay bugs. Mostly latinos or 30+ year old "gamerdads">10% botfags that are likely autistic>2% squidfags, total ghosts and may not even be human
>>558696298This actually begs the question, would SE actually assimilate an alien species that was actually a-okay with the whole managed democracy bit? More voters is always a good thing, regardless of species, no?
>>5586962982/4
>>558696097
>>558696398We've been somehow keeping the first Gatria city prepped to fully take when ready which gives us 40% liberation. Once turing is done and enough people are on Oshuane people will filter back to Gatria, which is where bugfags have been congregating for some time now
>>55869654280 million helldivers... misplaced.
>>558696460I honestly respect bug fags not giving a single fuck about joel's MOs
So what is the environment and missions like on a previously liberated hiveworld?
>>558696542That was an ingame "bot hack" that was reversed shortly after, part of the discord event. The real kicker is pic related
>>558693228internet-wide issue unfortunately>>558693734>>558693881go jack off somewhere else
>>558696749I don't, because Joel weaponizes them against people that do care about MOs.
>>558696510Probably, especially if you can have sex with them. unironically though, yes.
>>558696817Normal hive world missions but with a clear sky
>>5586962983/4 GET IN
>>5586962983/4
>>558696837>Bugchasers are so bad at the game they single-handedly lost us the MO
>>558696298leveller + miniguns should be the way to go, no?
>>558696997At least its somewhat different, the bare fucking minimum of changing the skybox.
>>558694897>Picking the "tank" in pubs.>Actually expecting competent co-operation in a co-op game.*laughs in swedish*
Since attachments have hidden stats, what's the actual best way to go? Foregrip no muzzle? Angled grip no muzzle?
>>558696617If we win this MO I’ll eat my words but I just don’t see it happening with the oshaune defense anon. I’d love to be proven wrong though
>>558696298>>558696510>>558696978>been diving for hundreds of missions now>still haven't gotten my qt alien waifu from the recruitment postersGuys im starting to think that maybe Super Earth isnt being entirely truthful in thier advertising
>>558697265And even if you have non-retards, the hive lord will spend half of the time turning away from you and attacking nothing and slide around just to be annoying. Plus you get to enjoy the benefits of driving on some shit terrain that makes your tank drift like an ae86 while non-stop dragonroaches harasses you. Complete dogshit.
>>558697351i'm using angled and no muzzle on everything and it feels pretty great
>>558697361realistically, imagine being in a sci-fi setting with real alien babes, but you can't meet them.Imagine being stuck on garrison duty in the Mass Effect universe, knowing there's an entire fleet of alien space gypsy nerds wearing skintight enviroment suits, or blue space elves. I'd kms.
>>558697517Lower the difficulty
With the Illuminate being basically abandoned after the SE invasion, it makes me think not even arrowhrad themselves wanted the Illuminate in the game. Like they're only here for a check list of *things that were in hd1*
>>558696298still 3/4diving in 5 minutesit's (YOU)R LAST CHANCE!!!!!!!
>>558697351>what should I do about shit so inconsequential nobody noticed it for months until some autist made a youtube videoCrash out and stop using the mechanic entirely
>>558697354The only way we win after this hive world attack is if we we go balls to the wall and clear this shit down south. Every single one of them would be so god damn easy to steam role in a few days
>>558697351Depends on what you want. Angled grip with laser is still nice for the ergo, sway reduction, and the laser does help show others where you are aiming so prevents them from running into your LoS. The other grip is okay if you just want to mag dump a gun or, in the case of the reprimand, does actually help with its god awful recoil. As for the barrel attachments, it's also default to flash hider on all guns but the marksman guns, because 1: fuck the muzzleflash and 2: no muzzleflash does actually make ADS firing significantly more accurate since you're not getting blinded every time you fire.
>>558697987You have to remember anon those “low resistance” planets have cities on them and thus have more health making the resistance numbers a lie
>>558697987what app/site????
>>558698332I fucking hate this god damn game sometimes
>>558698404https://helldiverscompanion.com/#map
>>558697889choto matee
>>558697517Hive world is pretty much a "do you have a spear + other support weapons" loadout check, so the dragon is usually handled by either the spears or some guy bringing railcannon. Though rail does tend to not see much use outside of the oil pumps and the truck mission. I don't get the guys that bring anything less. If there was ever a scenario that actually needed the damage the spear does, it's planets with the worm and the dragon on it.
It the superstore shotgun any good?
>>558698545Yes. The super shotgun is one of the best shotguns in the game. One shots stalkers in double barrel fire mode.
>>558693576You might get cucked by stratagem jammers, factory striders, or war striders.
>>558697889>>558696298FULLTHANKS FOR JOINING
I remember the last time I was on a hive world I killed about 100 bugs trying to get rid of a single bug nest in a cave. The constant patrols added so many bodies it clogged the cave and I couldn't press forward.
>>558697719>there are aliens that are friendly to SE and even want to breed with us>all of them are on the galactic fringes that no one ever goes too because ewww space ghettosWe've earned our fate, lads
I am very afraid of what would happen to the playerbase if furries became canon
>>558699135Not enough c-01 permits.
>>558699273Print more, then
>>558699135great things
>>558699876*BLAM*
oshaune is abysmal niggershit
>>558699876
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241085731851/76561198141817078lobby decidesit better be full when I come back from pissin'
Vile.
>>558700463the person who drew this now draws hardcore furry porn btw
>>5587002352/4get in here
>>558700658I would too if I could draw, shit makes bank
>>558698332Resistance matters a lot more than hp. 40,000 bugdivers spent 5 days on gatria making literally zero progress. If the resistance is high enough the the planet has infinite hp.
>>5587002353/4
>>558700658>he who fights monstersSo it goes
>>558700235play the game you fags
>>558700235fvll
>>558699876>removes armor protecting most if not all of one's vital organsFurfags will all end up getting themselves killed by thier coombrain faggotry, problem will solve itself
>>558703309that's just what she wears when we have bed breaking intercourse
>Its going downTheres no fucking way theyre just going to lose all progress, right?
>>558700235>arrowhead forces me to land on the hive lord>fall off and die>game crashesone thousand thermonuclear bombs directly on arrowhead's office
>>558703551>finally can be done with these rupture faggotsThank you Jesus/Allah/Buddha
Swedes made such cool map gen just to ultimately cut it from the game and never implement again. This is primordial biome of SE from 1.000.300 version of the game
>>558703648Evergreen
>>558703648It's just a game, son
>>558703760the fuck, flecktarn cape?
I got back into the game for the Cyberstan update after not playing since launch. I saw memes of bugdivers being piece of shit retards. I didn't believe them until I stopped fighting the bots and did the bug stuff when the eggs hatched. What is wrong with these people. What makes bugdivers so much faggier. I've never been teamkilled so much.
>>558703463Lemme see your C-01 permit, citizen
>>558692838dont listen to niggers there is ce table that give you 250 medals on extraction
>>558703760>Grey plants>Grey rocks>Grey dirt>Occasional pink flowersNah it sucked.
>>558703551Wow this playerbase really is fucking retarded huh?
>>558704150Positioning, that's it.When you're being shot at by bots, you're a lot more mindful of where you're at and that includes where your teammates are.When being chased by bugs, everyone's all over the place and as a result people are gonna die by their own.
>>558704150Bugs are the containment board of HD2. Bots require the most tactical thought and precise aim, squids are a cakewalk but still mix things up a little between ranged and melee units and so require some amount of strategy and target priority. Bugs just run straight at you and you mow them down with no need for any tactics or even AT, and so all the shitters congregate there.
>almost everyone agrees that HSO and Vitality booster effects should just be baked into the game and then replaced with something else at this point>every idea for replacements are so strong that it just keeps them as mandatory ("HSO now increases your max stim, grenade, and ammo capacity" or "vitality now gives you damage reduction and limb damage immunity")The easymode babygame accusations will continue until difficulty improves
>Bleed out mechanic is there to stim tax you and, if you don't have a stim on hand, depend on allies to heal you before you die.>Except, because the people playing this game are massive retards with no spatial awareness or understanding of game mechanics, you can be bleeding out and having your helldiver screaming for a stim right beside someone with stims to spare and that teammate will just watch you die without understanding why it happened.Why do game devs keep thinking gamers are intelligent?
>>558691693>increased damage>fix fire so it actually does damage again>unsafe mode that increases damage with heat buildup, but permanently bricks the gun if you overheat
haha I died, good thing I can try again using my 20 reinforcements
>>558705143>>558705172Slow day for you irl, is it?
>>558705296>my 20 reinforcements
What is a good way to farm medals? And is there anyone bored that would like to join me? I mostly just do Diff 6 for now. Still pretty new
>>558705593diff 1, rinse, repeat
>>558705593i can join ya in a bit
>>558705646Neat. Just drop me a friend-code I guess?
>>558705593D3.
>>558705593by using google, getting the table and>load into mission>press button>mission autocompletes>insta extract>250 medals have been deposited to your accountrinse repeat
>>558705752You on console? You can post your lobby link here and people can join you.
>>558691693Give it the same range as the Scythe
>>558705850PC
>>558705593sc farming on the hive world maybe? i could do with a stimulantif you're on in a bit i'll post a friend code
>>558705593Medals just come with time. Best way is to play on the highest difficulty you can clear reliably and do your personal orders every day. Playing above your skill level makes it possible for you to fail an operation and that will cost you medals. Doing complete operations will give you more medals as it goes on, so don't just spam random missions. Host your own games and play all missions in an op, or 2 missions if you're on lower difficulties. Major orders give you medals if the community completes them.
No cheating in my lobby!!!!
>>558705956Sure
Bugniggers will scream "I NEED STIMS!" and then sprint away from the team while I chase trying to stim them. It's like their brain defaults to lizard mode and only thinks "RUN!". The stim pistol isn't much better from how inaccurate it is, especially at range.
>>558705143Replace HSO with a booster that gives +1 stims and +1 nade in resupply boxes.Nothing needs to replace the vitality booster. Make it default stats and remove it.
>>558706047But he was so fast and lean.
Is the Coyote a good rifle?
>>558698859never lose hopewho knowsmaybe the next helldiver that shows up will be what you're looking for
>>558705918You learned to post lobby yet?
>>558706916yeah it's solid, only problem is the flash
What are GLkings taking to oshaune? Pre GL buff I'd take a backpack, emancipator, and EAT for skyroaches but the grenada lawnchair can kill them just fine now so i don't even know what to pick for my last stratagem anymore
>>558707303As far as I can see that's not a PC thing? I can drop my friend code if needed 2946-8771
>>558707398Dust devil armor, thermites, ultimatum, blitzer, glauncher, supply pack, orbital rail, gatling sentry. I have since gotten level 25 with the blitzer so I would probably use the halt to level it.
>>558706175>The stim pistol isn't much better from how inaccurate it is, especially at range.but the accuracy of the stim pistol isn't bad. not only does it have the same spread as the eruptor, the projectile is also 20 meters a second faster. It also has a standard 1 sway now.
>>558705143Roll current hso into basekit.New HSO: finer hellpod control during drop, maybe give you chance to aim it prior to dropping.
>>558707913You still have parkisons with sidearms when you finish sprinting.
>got the Dredd pistol from the super store the other day>been popping bugs with homing rounds sinceShame it doesnt have a high ex alt fire or something of the like
two matches in a row!
Dropping a lobby for anyone bored. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241089640179/76561198000382168
>>558707554I lost internet I'll join you asap
>>558708585No problem!
>>558696542>bugdivers wake up
Does extraction time on d1 missions really need to be 2 minutes? That's 30% of the total mission time
You appear to be losing.
>>558689316what the fuck is even the point of the gore altarsis that a directive from high command or do they do it for fun?
>>558709314Sorry, CHUDdiver, you're expendable.
>>558709314https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Expert_Extraction_PilotThere are a few D1s where I have been under 3 minutes total mission time because of that.
>>558709337You appear to be gooning.
>>558708510>tfw this happens near the end when all the objectives are complete and all I have to do is pick up everyone's samples and extract Yes it is I, the hero, returning from battle having cleared the mission singlehandedly, yes...
>Hiveworld with rupture strain, dragonroaches and hivelordHoly fucking kino, just like the good old days
We've been 4 hours from taking fori prime for 6 hours
>>558710138>Spectacular work, Helldiver>as acknowledgement of your heroic deeds, we're sending you to solo D10 bug missions for the foreseeable future>a one man army such as yourself will surely be of incalculable aid to the spread of liberty>also every twelve seconds you'll be stabbed in the balls
Loadout suggestion for Oshaune: GL, warp pack/supply pack, spear, and finally some DPS hose support weapon to melt the worm's HP after you crack its shell open. >reds and greensNo faggots allowed on hiveworlds.
>>558710616dumb stupid gorilla nigger, the Hivelord inner flesh is 100% explosive immune
>>558710594I heard it in his voice
>>558710616>GL/supply packdaring today, aren't we?
>>558710859You use the GL to deal with the diggers. The spear cracks the shell the fastest, and a DPS hose support weapon is there to kill the worm.
>>558696298NEW BUG SIDE OBJECTIVE ON OSHAUNE: ARMORED SHRIEKER NEST!!! I managed to plant some c4 at the nest bases and blow it up, but I genuinely don't know how else it could be done if you don't have explosive weapons.The shriekers were able to leave the nest just fine btw.
>>558711187Doesn't shrieker nest let you call in a hellbomb?
>>558711187Joined in a random game a week or two ago and the guys were trying to deal with on that was clipped into terrain
>>558711289yea.so it'll fall on the cave ceiling.this is a mapgen bug, in case it wasn't clear.
We're not out yet, come on A3
>>558710594>spoilerWhat purpose does that serve, exactly?
>>558711187>They still haven't fixed this fucked up geography gen.I really don't know what these devs are doing with their dev time. They are literally in the same fucking office building as the Theseus'd out version of DICE and surely even those losers are putting more effort into their failing product they call Battlefield 6 than Arrowhead are with Helldivers 2.
Anyone got a lobby? I disconnected from last one and its full now.
I kinda wish they all left it and went to oshaune. Wouldve been funny as hell
>>558700235ggs
you CANNOT be realit fuckingCRASHEDAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT NEXT WARBOND BE
>>558711843we still waited till the end lmao. ggs. at least we got some kino Hive Lord kills. fuck swedes.
>>558711463>>558700235unfortunate way to end, guess my crash contagion got you all toogg though
>>558710569We've lost 10K people on that planet since the Oshaune defense started.
>>558711957did you load onto the ship? I got a black screen. fucking swiggers I swear to god.
>>558712190Not after we finished, it black screened for a hot minute and then ejected me to my own ship. The last random that joined probably bugged it out
>>558711559The swede used to be decent, centuries ago. They managed to build an empire out of a country that is more snow than people, even challenging others many times greater in number. Ever since then, the swede has been on a steady cultural decline; the indolent, decadent swede of the modern day is simply incapable of working more than 3 days a week, and even then they must take copious breaks in between the arduous task of fixing shit code that they made. This weakness of body and spirit is why they are having a vast number of their daughters raped by the infinity sandniggers they import, and their entire country will soon be composed of mutts, eventually collapsing into the usual third world disfunction typically seen in other continents.
>>558712426all the good ones died in the great winter war same thing happened in WW1 for everyone else
lobby pls
>>558712704great northern war* mb
>>558711939>>558711843>>558700235ggs lol
>>558713335kino alert gg
>>558708465Considering the bloody thing has five different modes it'd make for a legit awesome sidearm. Infact a Judge Dredd collab in general would be pretty fucking sweet.
>>558714219I hope youre not a tourist and you understand the irony of this
>>558714219your diver is fine as shit browhat's her number
>>558714618its just an old image i saved from coopg
Why does the game do this?
>Cyberstan no longer accessible >and with that, any semblance of difficulty bots ever provided is removed>Joel moved Dragonroaches off the giant trees predator strain bug rape planet>and with that, any semblance of difficulty that bugs provided since Oshaune has been removedSo what the fuck are we supposed to do now exactly? The game is too easy. Do we just wait 6 months until Arrowhead gets off their lazy Swigger asses and releases the initially overturned on launch squid units?
>>558714618Go on and explain.
I assume is because Fatshark are also Sweedes? NTA
>>558715413my patience for this dumb shit
>>558715413fucking laser lmao
Why isnt there an armour that gives you resistance/immunity to lasers?Imagine a harvester/leviathan beam you and it reflects into your teammates.No way the swedes didnt think of something as wacky and funny as that.But seriously its the only dmg type that we dont have a resistance for.Id even be happy with some "heat transfer" passive that just makes all laser weapons cooldown like its a cold planet while in normal weather and cool down like normal in hot weather.
>>558715413because it is le funny and epic xdsomeone should tell Arrowhead that when you hardcode shit like this into the game it becomes obnoxious after the first time it happens
>>558715413The game is coded for force a death.
>>558716124>true reflection mirror panel armor or offhand shieldfund it
lobby doko
>>558716409WOW WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING ARROWHEAD YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELVES THIS TIME
>>558716409>13 day humiliation ritualbotfags on suicide watch
>bot MOtime to bugdive
>>558715416The real enemy has always been the netcode, clipping enemies, and detection
>>558715416Oshaune is literally available right now with hivelords, dragons, and diggers.
>>558714219how do you make webms this crisp under 4mb? I go through hell of exporting it from Steam, editing, removing audio in another fucking software, and then compressing to shit size, shit quality, and shit framerate so it fits under 4 mb
>>558716409>12500 req slipsThis can't be real
>>558707554thanks for the games anons!i guess i'm still a little turnt from cyberstan because i was pretty blunt ingame. very nice to see new players and have a reason to hunt samples and POI's again like when i was newYou can figure out how to host lobbies via the OP, as well. hope to see you around!
>>558717470two of those things are not fun
>>558717470>post nerf diggasI shan’t be diving there. They should put predators back in caves. That would filter a lot of fags and would genuinely be harder than the destroy landed UFOs squid megacity missions before they were rebalanced. I don’t think bugs can get any harder than predator, roach, hive lord caves.
>>558717731It was very fun and thanks for joining!
Did we take Fori or has the caJoeling ruined another liberation?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
the tank SUCKS on Oshaune because of diggers
>bot MO?>call me an oil tycoon with all these barrels of E-710 I’m about to procure
>secure the planet's stockpile of the Warp Pack Stratagem for immediate fleet-wide availability.Joel's being vague, ambiguous, and unclear again. What exactly does Joel mean by this? If we defend Oshuane we'll get free warp packs for 24 hours? Or is he saying if we fail we'll (temporarily?) lose the warp pack stratagem? That wouldn't effect me at all, personally.
>>558689316what if warbonds had mech loadouts?flamethrower arms for freedoms flamegrenade launcher arms for democratic detonationetc
>>558717180>>558716671>>558716998>>558717595retards
>>558718714soon gimmie a min
Cryo warbond when?
D10 citiessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241099076625/76561199129186530
>>558719264make it public
>>558719264BOT CITIES**************
>>558719387done im retarded sorry
So this MO is a bust, right? Unless the remaining bugdivers manage to finish what theyre doing and pull through at the very end the MO is projected to be a failure by 1
>>558719264FVLLLLL
>>558718932nah it's real I'm Joel
Lib Conc is fun with the hot dog
>>558717506steam's recording software is notoriously bad bitrate wise, i use shadowplay at a decently high bitrate and slap that video into webm for lazys where i trim, crop/resize, add an overlay image if i have to censor names and then limit the file size to 3.98 mb. keep the duration low and limit the resolution depending on how long it is if you want better quality (1080p 5s, 720p if longer)tldr get Webm for Lazys it rocks
>>558673584>The DSS blockade is not retroactive. It had to be on Oshaune BEFORE the invasion. It doesn't work when there's already an invasion on it.How in the actual fuck are we supposed to know where to next invasion is coming from to pre-emptively block it with the DSS blockade? There has been no indication whatsoever of any of the past enemy invasions.It seems like it would only ever be used when Joel wants/graciously lets us use it by posting a dispatch suggesting we do so somewhere. And then good fucking luck somehow getting the playerbase to vote to move there.
I managed to run old builds and play with cultists, holy fuck they are so piss poorly balanced
>>558718932it could have been real and that's all the reason i need to hate them
>>558719578JFC are the idiots really going to lose Fori? This is literally that stop digging before the diamonds picture.
>>558716409>Defence missions>ReqThe map will be back to what it was before the update in the galactic stalemate.
>>558717792Firewatch seems up to your speed, basedfriend.
>>558720202>Webm for Lazysnta but very cool, thanks
Of the secondary weapons, what is the best melee weapon for keeping bugs off you in close quarters?>inb4 a pistol
>>558720247What do they do
>>558720247>I managed to run old buildsCan you play the release build? I didn't play this game on release and always wondered how much worse those early days are compared to now. With player armor being non-functional, unlimited one-hit kill rocket devastators with much larger hitboxes, literal 1AP birdshot breaker spray&pray, needing to dive forwards in order to do 1 more point of damage to kill chargers with EATs and all the other wacky broken release shit.
>>558720787Theyre going to get Fori. However Oshaune will be narrow. Capturing Oshaune will put the score to 0. But losing Oshaune will tip it to -1
>>558720202will do, thanks nigga
>drop HD2 for HD1 because it's more fun>decide to come back and do the PO for today>first mission>get on terminal>get shoved 9 feet below the platform because of inbred swigger coding5 minutes is enough for today.
>>558712426>he still thinks its a brown peopleSwedes were always like this. Any of the nordic countries can tell you Swedes are the most arrogant and self centered people there.
>>558721650melee key, you can parry enemy attacks by hitting them before their attack frames startdiggers can't be punched in the face, and predator strain is not knocked back by meleeotherwise the stun lance probably. flag is best for the extra lengthand yes a machine pistol, the mac10 is pretty fun against bugs
>new enemies finally get added to the roster>they're tucked away in special "modifiers" on planets that may or may not be available when you're available to play the game>because of the way spawning works you often won't ever see the new enemies alongside the old enemies on high difficultyi'm on my hands and knees begging Arrowhead to play their own fucking game
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241100682113/76561198068408065Fori Prime, we will make the difference. HDG alone will save the bug front.
>Spread Democracyor>Spread Democracy with extra stepsHive Worlds are such slop holy shit.
>>558718701If you have played this game before, it means no free stratagem reward for a day or so on completion of that side order.
>>558721952fvll
>>558691658I really like the fact that the bot invasion on K counted for this bug MO.
>>558720239>How in the actual fuck are we supposed to know where to next invasion is coming from to pre-emptively block it with the DSS blockade?You aren't. The idea behind blockade only works if you know an enemy is pushing towards a place or is isolated and WANTS to push to a new planet, but you cuck them out of that happening. The only enemies that really do that are the subfactions. So basically, blockade only works on jeet brigade.
BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH SWEDES where is the patch???
>>558691658It's called "I paid $ so *smokes blunt* stop messing with vibes, bro" gaming.
>>558722201>Suddenly its a problem when other factions negatively affects the otherCry louder, bugshitter
You aren't entitled to my time.I dive where I please.
>>558720247>poorly balancedhow so?
>>558722274They are working overtime on fixing megafactory bugs before the next story arc where megafactories are built on other planets. A new one was just added to the known issues list.>Can't they at least release a mini-patch fixing stuff like chicken missiles and airbase control towers and stuff?No.>Why not?Because they just can't.
>>558722537Fancy that the swedes weaponized that to step on the entitlement of others' time.
force feed joel his own severed toes
>>558689316Greetings, /hdg/. It is time for your scheduled media literacy test. 99% of Hellchuds fail.
heaby pen :(
>>558689316Just started the game a bit more than a week ago. Do you guys ever win these major orders?
>>558722582They are extremely tanky, fast and pretty much all of them have oneshot attacks. This build is from March 7th 2024 so all weapons are dogshit.>>558721750I can but it's not as interesting as this.>>558721654Rape
>>558722470>a dog shits in the street, nobody bats an eye>but when I
>>558722940>explosiveLiterally false advertising
>varied city layouts are glitched just like non destroyed cities making them unable to appear in gameSwiggers everyone.
>Hive planet>Caves>Dragon roaches>Extraction shitEvery week is no fun week at your helldivers 2
Thank you Joel.
over 1,000 hours now. How you guys doing?
>>558722940If it was as good as it realistically should be based on what it is it would be better than most support weapons let alone primaries.
>>558723732Got the game when it was on sale a few weeks ago, it's fun and I'm turret pilled.
>>558723929GOOD
can you guys recommend me some good RP loadoutsI'm tired of the usual geargonna cadet dive and johnny rico maxx (how tf is there not an underbarrel shotgun ar already)any other ideas?i have preactically everything in the game besides fomo armors since i started back in january 2025
>>558723075>RapeI knew squids were gonna be my favorite faction, just as soon as their roster is complete...
>>558721893Swedes are and have always been the most arrogant Nordic's, and that's saying something since I think that's something that could be attributed to all the Nordic cultures. It mostly stems from us having a great society for the most part, Most of us would quite happily admit that it's simply the best cultures to live in. If you can stand the shitty weather 80% of the year, it won't get much better.
>>558723732Help me
>>558723075>March 7th 2024fucking hell they really aren't working on anything new, are they? just releasing either fully finished shit they've been sitting on or "working" on content that is at least 90% finished already
>>558723075>They are extremely tanky, fast and pretty much all of them have oneshot attacks.kinosquids are built on constantly fucking your focus with fodder spam supplemented with instakill bullshit like harvester beams, stingray strafe, their tesla towers, and their purple drums of darkie fluid
joel you creatively bankrupt bastard
>>558720247how do you even run old builds
>"Got your fuel. Jobs done. Heading to extract.">"B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLAG?!">"Not strategically logical to place a flag on beasts that dont even understand its significance.">"B-B-BUT--">"Not my problem."
>>558723732im tired, boss
>>558723236not glitched, just held back to be pushed later as new content
>>558724519
>>558724730yea yea obrienhow bout you get another kid pulled into a caveman portal ey
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241102467227Somewhat humorous lobby hopefully, as long as everything goes rightWe're gonna kill squids first, maybe some round robin of all the factions if people want.
>>558723732>>558723997>>558724281>>558724564Newfaggots
>>558724974I kneel.
>>558724974I do not believe you.
>>558714618>>558714219>same engine as tide games>poached a bunch of tide devs>almost a dozen melee weapons>seamless 3rd to 1st person>the melee sucksHOW
>>558724961We are FULL
A list of the single worst strats for every category (not including the flag)>Worst Orbital EMS strike>Worst Eagle 110mm rocket pods >Worst Support WeaponSterilizer >Worst Equipment (these are all pretty good)Rover>Worst Sentry Laser Sentry >Worst Vehicle Patriot>Worst Defensive EmplacementAP minesAnyone attempting to defend anything on this list (except for Rover, since that's really more of a worst of the best situation) is Swedish and should be ridiculed for their bad game design and poor work ethic.
>>558725474>Rover
>>558724071Lasermaxxing works well enough.
>>558723075>They are extremely tanky, fast and pretty much all of them have oneshot attacksSounds kinda similar to now desu. Do they play any better than current squids, could you make a lobby?
>>558724974>last played 28 JanYou sat out all of the Cyberstan battle?
>>558724071play with the eruptor. 5 shots at a time
Did all the high level players fucking leave the game or something? D10 is just full of nothing but sub lvl 80 retards.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SAVED LOADOUTS YET?!
>>558719264gg niggas
>>5587192642/4 COME DIVE
>>558725474Laser sentry goes great with rocket+AC. I run those 3 with maxipad to great effect. There is also not high wrong with patriot except shit ammo for the rocket launcher. It's perfect for HL since you can deal with both sections of its body.
>>558724071surebased on what we got in game I run:>pissdiver: all lasers, surprisingly fun>cop: police car, stun GL, ballistic shield + SMG/double barrel, stun baton/senator>that nigger from predator, with minigun and oops all eagles>judge dredd: pistol, c4, the rest similar to copman>space marine: bolter, plasma pistol/crisper, thunderhammer, frag grenades, jetpack, and some orbitals>jimmy neutron: PP, plas pistol, warp pack, epoch>engineer gaming: all sentries, double barrel, senator>facethewallman: plasma sniper, plasma pistol, hellbomb, solo silo, enemy-fitting orbitals - you're too much of a snob to be caught dead with a support weapon>le funny windmill man: sterilizer, fire dog, fire ballistic primary (cookout/incel breaker/coyote), whatever secondary, gas nades, orbital gas, orbital napalm>the taliban; coyote, ultimatum, dynamite, EAT, leveller, hbomb, solo silo. you run at enemies while firing, spam throwables, and then blow something the fuck up, die, and blow some other shit with your passive>the soidalorian: sickle, talon, impact nades, hover pack, AMR, eagle strafing run + eagle strike/500>kriegsman: amendment, sabre, gas nades, gas orbital, walking barrage, 380, precision strike
>>558725474>Worst Support WeaponFlag>Worst EquipmentDirectional shield>Worst SentryFlameAgree with everything else
>>558726652I don't see the need, just take what seems fun for each mission.
>>558689452>rape getting fuckedrape is indeed all about getting fucked
>doing Fori>rapidly approaching 100%>reach 99%>Asuddenly stops at the .00 decimalFUCK YOU JOEL!
>>558724961Fug, I crashed, one sec.
>>558724961>hmm why isnt it launching us down>suddenly back on my shiphey i'm glad we lasted one round
TOTAL SWIGGER DEATH
>>558719264Lobby Koko
>>558724961>session fullnigga
>Think about going to reddit worlds>Remember how theyre just a meta check for explosives>Lose all interestYeah.... gonna just... ya know.... play an entirely different game.
>>5587124263 day work week? Time to move to Swedistan and learn Swedistani hurka durka bjork bjork
>6 hours nowFucking bugchasers are milking the fuck out of this one, arnt they?
>>558728071They're also edging it
>>5587268482/4 Join pls ;_;
>>558727053>le funny windmill man*a song of gas and fire
>>5587192643/4 COME DIVE
>>558728071In game Fori Prime is stuck at exactly 99%
>finally scrape together 1k sc for a warbaondFrom what I can tell people suggest buying Detonation for the grenade pistol and thermite grenades, solving your secondary and throwable options, thus freeing up support weapons? I know Control Group is also important for the Warp Pack as an Anon suggested to me days ago but that seems like an extended goal since armaments feel more important.tl;dr please explain why i need democratic detonation first, everyone just says to do it
>>558728846Best set of weapons and grenade
>roaches>anal rupture strainYeah no
>>558727781They'll be more later and I sent two in-game invites to the most recent players before the fourth showed up.
>>558639180I have done nothing but planting, farming, and harvesting my SC crops. I will reach the maximum currency limit and be ready for a decade of Swedish quality and perfectly Balanced™ Warbonds, extra expensive """""Legendary""""" Warbonds, and superstore items.I once saw an Anon say the enemy patrol spawn rates increase massively when you complete all major objectives. This seems to be true. I accidentally completed the objective while farming and bot patrols suddenly became constant and endless, you can see me constantly getting mine kill combos in the webm. In previous farms where I did not complete the objective, patrols were much more infrequent.
>Bugdivers
>>558728609a shower of gas and fire
ABSOLUTEPEAKSWIGGER DESIGN
>>558729745>>558729525
>>558729525am I wrong or is none of that actually shone in game? We only have the bar to go on so they are probably confused at why its been 99% for hours
Holy fucking shit, the amount of total shitters on D10 Osha flags is wild. Not a single one I've had so far in pubs brought the right tools to even deal with the fucking worm.
>>558728071>>558728702Bugdivers all saw it about to be liberated and left. But so many left that now the liberation rate is a mere fraction of a percentage and will take days to liberate.Rejoin Fori Prime and finish the job, bugfuckers.
eagle storm set to bail us out again
>>558729885Planet and City Healthvalues are not shown ingame, and neither is the SEAF impact if i remember correctlyjust use the companion app
>>558729525Joel can go fuck himself I've been diving since I got off of work 4 hours ago and it's been 'tee hee 99%" because this defense mechanic is fucking bullshit>enemies have 2% resistance and NEVER lose ANY resistance>enemy strength at 100% planet control is the same as 0.01% controlLike holy shit I get it, these are swedish devs. They might as well have downsyndrome. But it's INCREDIBLY FUCKING EASY to have it designed so when you're over, I don't know, 95%, the resistance strength slowly goes to 0% as you get to 100%It's so fucking obvious and would avoid this frustrating bullshit
>>558729745Interesting, so on a planet with no megacities, 2% resistance requires 16% of the playerbase. Meaning each percentage of resistance increases the playerbase percentage needed to liberate by ~8%. Or am I wrong.
>>558729413Basato. I used your macro for a bit, getting muh sc without doing anything while watching shit on the second monitor is great.Fuck swiggers and sw*den apologists
>>558728846Do you need or want explosives? DD is good for that but honestly that’s just about it. Thermites are good but I never use them. They’re not as meta as you think. It takes several seconds for them to do their job and so I’d much rather just take an AT support capable of killing heavy units immediately. Plus you only get 3. Eruptor is an ergo nightmare until you get it high level but it’s fine after that as a bug closing tool and Hulk visor destroyer, while the crossbow is high damage and good at closing bug holes and groups but you need a good secondary to go with it. I’m much more inclined to recommend Dust Devils nowadays. The Coyote is an excellent primary, the armor set is one of the best all rounders in the game because it allows you to survive damage from teammates that would otherwise kill you while also giving you the convenience of longer throw range, the missile silo has many great applications for clearing garrisons especially on bots, and the expendable napalm is the only support weapon so far that applies heavy napalm burn so it is very powerful for shutting down bug breaches.
>>558730065Agreed. It feels strange that a 99% liberated enemy is not weakened in any way.
OH NO NO NO BUGSISTERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>558729952This not off topic since there is a mod that replaces eagle 1 with Mayano top gun
Would losing fori prime at this point be the biggest bugchaser L in the game's history?
>>558730280Different planets have different healthpools upon which the resistance takes from.Fori Prime has 1 Million HP, so the 2% resistance manifests as 20k HPA planet with a higher healthpool can muster the same resistance with a lower percentage, and thus require more Helldivers to impact it.Hence flocking to Fori Prime was retarded in the first place
>>558730280You're wrong because you're missing a variable: planets have different HP values.
>Bugchasers get a city to 99%>Abandons it>Bugchasers get world to 99%>Abandons itI'd call this a hilarious troll if I didnt know this was the result of retardation.
>>558728846It's sorta recommended because of it being the 'meta' and 'best' warbond at a pointDo you want a bolt-action gun that's a single-shit autocannon set to flak? Do you want a grenade pistol sidearm? Do you want a grenade you carry 3 of that deletes problems you have... the next business day? Do you want an explosive crossbow that is just an explosive crossbow, no caveats attached?Then get it. There's downsides, you have to learn to not kill yourself or shoot the ground around enemies (which doesn't always work, the bolt/bullets can bounce, compared to the plasma punisher)On a personal note I've seen a lot of people utilize thermite and nothing else - it's fine to have a favorite grenade, some people get overreliant on itFun warbond, but not every weapon coincides with playstyles you might be aiming for and it might be a burner bond that doesn't teach you anything other than how to be lazy by giving you hyper-ubiquitous toolsfind a cool primary you like and start with that warbond maybe>>558721952thanks for the games, anon!
>>558730638Just means we need to dive Fori and dive it now.
>>558730857>Missed the mod lobby againFUCK!
>Botchads had 2 weeks to capture several planets>We take it in 2 days>Bugchasers have a week to dive ANYWHERE>They struggle to take more than one planetNo wonder Joel gives you shitters basic baby MOs. You can barely play the game.
>>558731252https://files.catbox.moe/1t0yle.mp3fuck you lucypyre get out of my thread REEEEEEEE
which swigger keeps adding code to ragdoll you into deathtraps? I swear its coded so that these faggots can upvote chungus reddit moments
>>558731453Arrowhead has a delusional fantasy where somewhere on this planet theres a bunch of retards that laugh hysterically at this shit.
Where are the fucking bile titans??
>>558731453>>558731539joyless sexless incels
>>558731759Bug planets
>>558730561The best part is none of that is explained in-game so a player who didn't look it up, or if someone never told them they would never know that Ursica, which would seem weak with it's 0.62% resistance, may actually be stronger than Fori, because Ursica has 1.6 million HP.Many Squid planets are the same way, they have resistances lower than 1%, but HPs higher than 1 million, balancing™ it out and making them more difficult than they appear.
>>558731803A joke stops being funny when you tell it 500 times
>>558730857>Crescent Overseer Surge
>>558731759found a nest on a d6 and ezpz got that done
>>558732235this will never happen
>>558731803kill yourself alexus
>>558731252You can't be chads because your faction can be easily soloed at d10. Even when patrol tracking and alert mechanics shit themselves.
I am virtually certain Fori Prime being stuck at 99.0000% in game is the result of Joelish tricks. They tried to do the same shit with Prosperity-At-Sea during the Super Earth invasion until they got assblasted hard on social media about it. Joel really is a piece of shit.
>>558732851>Deflecting>WhataboutismYou can't be chads when you routinely leave everything unfinished because you can't control your ADHD.
>>558732953>NO UI accept your concession.
>>558715413>>558731453>somewhere on this planet there's a bunch of retards that laugh hysterically at this shit. Correct. The Swedes themselves.
Moments like these are literally where your dive actually matters. If you give a slight fuck about the galactic war, Fori is where it'll actually matter tonight.
chat, am I tuff yet...https://files.catbox.moe/b674zs.mp4
>>558733217what the fuck did i just watch bro
>>558722923tf
>>558733006>No argumentWere you going to write one out but gave up at the end again?
>>558731453Bro, can't you dig the haha funny death XD vibes? lmao that's all this game is, a vibes game.
>>558733493No, because if you don't have an original retort then you have no retort. Secondly, nothing you said refuted anything I said.
>>558732354Why not god damn it.
>Tank gunner doesn't know he can change seats to use stratagems or help defend the tank destroyer's ass from back attacks.It's all so tiring.
>>558733184Watching it all come tumbling down is funnier to me. Maybe this will piss the dad gamers off enough that they'll bother learning how the galactic war works.
>>558733184B-But >appeal to triviality
>>558733217I headcanon that, while all divers are different, intense hypnotherapy ala starship troopers occurs directly out of cryo indoctrinating them all into the "same" kind of person. That is to say, even after giving their lives to liberty->They return by death. Soulful edit, anon.
>>558728846People already fucking told you why, they're in your goddamn post. Make up your own fucking mind you dorbel.
>>558733769>No, because if you don't have an original retort then you have no retort.This is coming from the guy who just says "NO U" when pressedlmfao bugsissies arnt sending their best.
>>558733795>fires 1 shell>…>”you can press R to reload”>”oh”like 40% of pubs that enter the seat
Behold, the power of Joel and swiggery.
>>558728846DD gives good shit but I still stand by what I said for the Warp Pack for faster SC collection>Thermites that bring down heavies>Xbow & eruptor, explosive primaries for alternate utility>Grenade pistol secondary for closing spawners on demand
>>558734206>bugchasers wont take accountabilityDamn, I didnt know the bug front was where all the women were.
>>558734206Makes me wonder if the "chink hackers" are even real. If they had that power why, are they constantly abusing that shit to take over random ass planets or MOs? Why not and only that part of the MO?
It's been a while since I've played. Holy shit this underground map is fucking awful
>>558734367If they are real they'll probably start logging in when we all go to bed to finish it off.
>>558734830Anon....
Am I missing something about solo bug missions? Front facing armour is a problem when you're the only target.
>>558732080>>558732425struck a nerve?
10% of the playerbase are on "Other" bug planets right now.Even during bug MOs bugniggers are fucking retarded. I will never not hate them.
>total MOnkey meltdown ITTlol, imagine having agency and dive wherever you want and not care about swedeniggers stupid gaylatic war
Bugniggers REALLY will just let the fucking worm deplete all their respawns and do nothing about it, huh.
>>558734206>planst at 0.04% health has the same resistance strength as 100% health
>>558735417WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE GALACTIC WAR HOLY SHIT
>>558734914They're still at work.
D1 spammers status?
>>558735764scattered
>>558735550>Bugchasers show the world how inept they are>"Ermm... We dont care about the MO, actually"Like clockwork.
>>558719264gg
>>558735550Bro, your vibes. Broooooooooooooo *rips bongs*
I am level 51I join D4 bugs with much lower divers just to play with "bad" stratagems I have so much fun
I FINALLY ascended from laser cannon to quasar.It's a bit bullshit that it doesn't oneshot anything, but damn, the range is awesome to take down fabricators. It sucks against nests or illuminate ships, thoughs, by the time you load it, the shield is back.
>>558737230Aim for the waist to kill War StridersAnd the side red bits of Factory StridersGreat on Cyberstan and snow planets
>>558737230Cannon is better on squids anyway.
I know the galatic war is a meme but I'm getting really upset with consecutive failures
>>558737391I'll try that next time. The War Striders are the AT ST?>>558737429Cannon feels better overall with the quasar being very specialized, but damn. It's fun to have a spotter indicate you where the targets are.
Bot lobby up in 5 mins
>People bringing ANYTHING but spears + their main support weapons on flag maps with the fucking worm on it.>Lose the mission.Bugniggers really won't adapt, will they huh.
>>558737230>It's a bit bullshit that it doesn't oneshot anythingbruh the only thing the quasar can't one-shot is the factory strider and fucking vox engines
Last i checked you were all shitting on spear...deserved.
>>558735329Shoot the legs of big targets and the head of medium targets.
>>558737680I need three shots to destroy a bot turret, two to destroy the big beefy cyborg thingy, and it cannot destroy the cyborg dropships either.
D10 BOTS last one for todaysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241111841765/76561199129186530
>>558724454Seems like it's called Timediving. Apparently you can even play multiplayer with other timedivers if you choose the same patch.https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1f6nrp0/i_tried_timedivingits_pretty_fun/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F3-BPpQ_OjVBuatfNODIZAAXeTIze3xlISQ0U7zl5ts/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0#heading=h.3h0qalg3ebu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ciwGsYK93IUnfortunately it seems the farthest back in version history you can go is version PATCH 01.000.300. I was hoping to be able to go back all the way to before any balance changes or at least before patch 01.000.200 where your Helldiver took damage multiple times from explosions, making automaton rockets extremely deadly. At least now this can be posted for anyone who bitches about the game being too easy now, because you can always go back to the good ol' days.
>torcher and speargunI like the way it sucks
>>5587381282/4
>>558733184>If you give a slight fuck about the galactic warI don't
>fori prime: 99.00000% liberated and holding steadythat's it, I'm invading stocholm aviv
>>558737570No those are ScoutsKill those at the hips tooPic is War StriderUse Quasar Cannon right in the middle of his waist
>>558738458Never met any. Now I'm scared.
>>5587381283/4 GET IN
>Do a bug dive on that planet that needs defending>The moment we drop there's two nests next to us spawning the flying bastards>There's two more giant flying bastards that spit fire at us >There's GIANT FUCKOFF WORM that utterly wrecks our shit>This and all the other fucking ribble rabble that scurries around too>We all fucking die and lose our reinforcements before doing a single objectiveWhat the FUCK. Explain yourselves now bugs.
>>558734051All you did was copypaste. And now you are doing it again. Botniggers aren't smart, which is why they play the easiest faction.
>>558738523bring EATS
WE STILL HAVEN'T WON FORI PRIMEARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>558724961gg, thanks for the monokino
>>558738885It's just little Joel.
>>558737859>I need three shots to destroy a bot turreteven shooting from the front it's 2 shots max>two to destroy the big beefy cyborg thingy,one to the crotch or leg> it cannot destroy the cyborg dropships eitherone to an engine podyou are talking about the quasar, right? the one that shoots a yellow energy bolt? not a blue one that explodes
>>558730857>>558732235
>>558738523Just focus on the waist and eyes and run They will throw you around and make you scream
>>558739074Holy crap yes
>>558739074The illuminate have developed their own version of a BM-21 Grad
>>558739016Why are there shriekers coming out of that bughole?
>>558739146mmmgggfff...
>they dont know
>>558731103There will be others, for sure.
>>558739296...I didnt.... I didnt mean like that...
>>558739296
>>558739016this is what happens when ur safety is always off
>quasarGODs trivializing bots at maximum distance
>>558739273modded lobby, every enemy was replaced with shriekers and alpha commanders (to spawn breaches)
>>558739273Omg anon you can't just ask someone why shriekers are coming out of his bugholes.
>>558739074i don't know if you guys managed to get a good view of the launch
The meltdown in Trooncord over Fori Prime stalling out is hilarious. It is just as hilarious as their meltdown when the blob went there in the first place.
uh la la look at me with my fancy 120 fps
>>558739758Well, alpha commanders I didn't replace. I replaced warriors with shriekers so when alpha commanders go to spawn warriors they'll spawn shriekers instead.
Bugniggers will really run around like headless chicken when a dragon shows up but REFUSE to get in the fucking tank and shoot it down, huh.
>>558738857>Calling other people not smart>His entire counter argument was "No U"Bugchasers have zero self-awareness
>>558739925>tank bounces on water>bf3/4 ptsd kicks inswedes like their tanks bouncy ig
Helldivers on the Wii U
>>558739925No I just landed on a nearby roof and my head exploded. Nice air.
wow this totally won't fucking suck
>>558711754I guess I got my wish kek
>
>>558740469Wait until you do some flag objectives.
>>558740469That was just hive worlds on release. They got pretty stale it turned into autocannon-mech, eagle strafe, one or two guys with orbital railcannon for the birds every few minutes. Turrets were completely nullified by diggers.
Not much has changed.
>>558739802Brings back memory's from darkfluid missions. Shrinkers spawning on extraction. Shit was kino, are those missions removed? i know its possible to mod jetpack into darkfluidpack via ce
>>558734206bugniggers never beating the allegations
>bugchaser desperately trying to save faceHey little guy, finish up that 1% on Fori Prime before you start talking shit.
>>558740465damn, would've been kino if you had lived there
Why are the subfactions so fuckin shit? >JeetsJust faggots with jetpacks>Incendiary corpsbesides the devastator that can one shot you with his shotgun-sniper hybrid, they're not that interesting, somewhat annoying.>Predator strainFuckin gay unless you bring something with a high fire rate and a supply pack, because like or not, you will get hit by the swarm of rapist hunters >Rupture strainWould be good if it wasn't for the fuckin bile spewers bombarding you screen with bile every 2 seconds, it gets to a point that you can't even tell what the fuck's going on, and even if you dodge that crap you still get hit with splash damage, they shouldn't be so fuckin tanky. I also hate how long the rupture warriors chase you underground, by the time they come out and you sucessfully dodge them, another one you didn't fuckin see hits you from the back. Not bringing the supply pack to any of the bug subfactions feels you're fuckin yourself over, you're gonna get hit no matter what. It sucks because I really like the hiveworlds, fighting against the regular bugs in Omnicron it's so fun, I brought the tank once and I had a full squad of randoms in it, 2 guys with flamethrowers in the back covering us while me and my gunner went to war with the hive lord, it was so fuckin kino bros. Any loadouts recommendations? I'm really sick of bringing the GL and the supply pack.
>>558740914Because Arrowhead simultaneously say they dont want to encourage metas but design sub factions around playing a meta.
>>558740465skate 3 hall of meat ah death
>>558740136how do i turn on sound? are my extensions broken?
I totally could've won that D10, mates.
>>558741298guessing ur shit broke, works fine for me
>>558741298Need 4chanX's webm with sound.
>>558711754>>558740545AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>558741445bugsissies.... our response ?
>>558740914I had similar problems, then I remembered they issued me a gun, shooting them solved all my problems.
>>558741445bugshitters are never beating the allegationsfree wins are constantly handed to them but still they fail
>>558741424I have it but broke it seems
>THEY SEE THE FUCKING DRAGON.>THEY SEE THE FUCKING WORM.>THEY SEE THE FUCKING TANK.>THEY REFUSE TO GET IN THE TANK.
I'm about to crash the fuck out at how retarded bugniggers are. Holy fucking shit.
Putting muzzle brakes on all my guns because my helldiver wants drained lymph nodes and CTE
>bot troons and MOngoloids got absolutely mindbroke by the sheer presence of bugGOD
bugdivers singlehandedly proving large groups of people cannot make informed, intelligence decisions on how best to govern themselves and need the iron boot of authoritarianism to tell them what's good for them
maybe if you posted or joined lobbies here then you all wouldnt have to deal with pubs, just a thought
This actually just fucking sucks Dragonroaches, Hivelords and rupture strains and these fuck ass caves should never haven existed, this is just the most unfun, gay shit ever
>>558741863were laughing at you, little bro
>>558741863BotGOD here.Why would this annoy me?I think bugGODs are equilly based, it's MOwagies i hate. And anyone making MOwagies seethe is a friend of mine.
>>558741972I'd rather deal with idiot pubs than schizoid 4channers. Sorry, not sorry. Fuck you.
>>558742043>having a meltdown = laughingnice cope
>>558742069The bugchaser is just coping. Hes literally doing pic rel>>558742159
>>558742159
TIL all the people that laughed at the comedy movie were actually extremely mad.who knew?
>>558740897I can talk as much shit as I want because botroons have not won a single MO on their own.
>>558742194
>MO, bug and bot nigs continue to argue>I remain on the squid front So it is, so it will always be.
>>558742486At least bottroons can actually finish liberating a planet before falling victim to their ADHD and leaving it at 99% lmfao
>>558742493Sell me on the squids, never been there before.
>>558742656Theyre so simple you can bring any sort of loadout and it will be effective.
>>558742356Definitely needs to be added to the list of phrases>lower the difficulty>you need more? >gotta go, dinnertime And now>you appear to be losing
>>558742372Laughing is technically a panic/stress response. So yes
>>558742583Not without the help of everyone else. ;^)Easiest faction, most retarded base.
>>558742735And acting defensive like you are now is a sign of insecurity and a feeling of inadequacy.
>>558742493
>>558742656I'll be frank man as a squid diver, it either clicks or it doesn't, because there isn't any variety in enemy or mission type and it can be very bland, but damn it is my comfort faction.
>>558742735OMG I AM PANICKING AS MY FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME JOKESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IT'S AT 98% NOW
>>558742791Youre confused, lil pup
bugbros, we're boned...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are consolefags welcome here?
I'm flabbergasted. Stupefied even.
>>558743082Bugchasers have a long and storied history of randomly abandoning planets for zero reason.
>>558743150mom said its bedtime
>>558742792Lower. The. Difficulty.
>>558743205Why are you telling me about your personal life?
>>558743074No.
>>558742656The leviathans can be bullshit at times but the squids are very comfy, you can kill almost everything with medium pen weapons. My go to loadout is guard dog, hmg, mg sentry, and orbital gatling barrage.
>>558742828lost, update stratagem meme plz
Scrap the galactic war system. It's clearly not working out with how retarded the playerbase is.
>>558743043Fori has content moddifiers, it's the obvious choice here.
>>558743346ok...
>Cyberstan being a complete shitshow>A four phase goddamn operation that got fucked around SO MUCH that it's a wonder that we even made it to the final phase>Even with the failure of the entire operation, we still got together and successfully evacuated the SEAF at the end>Bug divers have two whole planets at the grasp of completion and they just...stopI don't get it. Make it make fucking sense to me. Does Super Earth have it's own fleet of Short Bus fleets where they all just happen to end up in bug territory or what?
>>558743074nobody cares
>96 seconds for an OPSorbitalniggers why do they hate us
>>558743283have to let all my friends know incase you wonder where i went, silly
>>558743593just cheat, dog playing normally ain't worth it no moreit's actually more fun to see multiple lasers fucking up everything at once
>>558743523Bugdivers have severe ADHD and a long history of just giving up out of nowhere.
>Join random game>Dude with infinite jetpack and immune to all damage just running around spamming stratagems>Kicks everyone when main objective completeYea that's enough helldivers for now
Heres my prediction>Bugchasers finally realize they left fori prime at 99% and complete it>This puts the score at 0>Not enough time to defend Oshaune>This resets the score at -1>Blob tries to take Oshaune or they all decide to dive some random planet>Not enough time to liberate either planet they choose>Bugchasers lose the MO.
>>558744171We're gonna get eagle storm soon after the blockade we're bing chilling
>>558743150>>558743523The blob moves wherever its told to move. They were told to go to bug Afghanistan so that's where they're going, everything else is secondary. In fact many of them probably belive that fighting on Oshaune will win the MO by itself.
>>558744171Here is my prediction:>joel makes it a nailbiter™ by making us liberate the last planet hours before the end>we win with a score of 1
>>558744378she looks like she loves being mating-pressed by HUMAN MEN
Oshaune is under attack and has a defense mission set right now, yes? Are there any evacuate high value assets on the planet right now?
>>558744605Those horns look like they make for great handle bars.I say ride her like a bike.
>>558744815lol
>>558744815Would be really odd for Super Earth to leave a bunch of first galactic war divers in ice on a hive world.
>>558744917Not as odd as all the other stupid shit they do. I was hoping to try an all rupture warrior bricks for the Tremors experience. Oh well.
Left to their own devices, bugdivers show their true collective IQ.
wake me when there's content
>>558745695How many hours have you played?
So this thing is just a fuckin meme then, right?
Hello, people of /hdg/. What the deal with Fori Prime? Joel shenanigans?
>Fori Prime is losing liberation all of a sudden when we have a bug orderIt's rigged
>>558745806Buggers decided to not finish it because DEFENSE icon on map
>>558745815woah bros!!! we have some kind of detective here!! look at how smart he is! figuring out something no one has figured out ever before!! thank you mr sherlock!
>check 12 hours ago>fori prime at 98 percent, liberation in 3 hours>check now>Fori Prime at 98% and fallingJesus christ the people playing this game cannon be any fucking dumber.
How come bugdivers leave after dying once, leave as soon as they get in the pelican, and kick people so much more often than people on other fronts do
>>558745815Not rigged. Youre just witnessing the full, unfettered retardation of your average bugdiver
>>558745806Bugniggers are casuals and don't understand the galactic war mechanics. Joel set up the oshaune defense as a distraction so we don't take fori prime or make progress on gatria. When he saw that oshaune wasn't enough he started a turing attack to draw even more players away from fori prime and gatria. Both fori prime and eratz on gatria are stalled until turing ends its defense.
>>558745950because we dont stand retards, thats what the bot front is for, a containment zone for retards
>>558746116>a containment zone for retardsThats bugs.
Joel if you can hear us... Kill yourself...
lobby doko...
>>558745725No it's fucking awesome.
>>5587457242
is /v/ frozen?
>>558745725>Against botsNot really. It smashes tanks, hulks, and devastators. I wouldn't try against a swarm of berserkers though.However if cyborgs are around it's shit because you need to win against Vox Engines.>Against bugspretty much, since you will just get stunlocked and ripped apart by swarms of hunters/warriorsIt can't hurt bile titans or dragonroaches outside of literal miracle situations and chargers aren't as dangerous as they used to be.>Against squidsIt can probably one-shot overseers but lots of stuff trivializes those guys. There's a whole wide world of better choices than the hammer.
Go back /v/ermin.
kill the nigger that designed these cancer inducing sub-factions
>>558746801All the reddit gold awards say otherwise!-ah balance team(fuck you and your fun)
>>558746801Yeah rupture strain is the most unfun dogshit the bugs can possibly offer.>Warriors have armored heads AND can burrow to attack from below you>No you can't do anything about it, you need god-tier reflexes or a reposition tool to avoid their bullshitStill not as bad as incineration corps for the bots though>Turn corner>Shotgun dev instantly deletes you, gg no re
Cheating in this game is legit based. Fuck Arrowhead. Fuck swedes. Rape swedistan and everything they stand for (nothing).
>Flag mission, Oshaune>Bring two Bastion tanks and two Exos>Mechanized stomping for all the nests>Almost out of time>Sweep all three flags>Crack the hive lord armor with one tank and two exos>Hive lord hides for the last two minutes while we try to bait him out and finish him>Evac lands and still no hive lordMotherfucker
>>558746801all the sub-factions do is further expose how dogshit and boring the enemy AI is
>>558747494Did they fix the stim tax rupture warrior attack?
>99%>Now 98%How do you fuck this up
>Join random chinaman's game>suddenly gain hundreds of super creds and warbondswhat just happened
>>558747651HAHAHNo. Either jump/warp away or get fucked.>>558747742Sw*den decided we aren't allowed to win.
>>558745725not even
>>558747853You got supplied by a chinkGOD
>>558747859>Sw*den decided we aren't allowed to win.I cant believe Sweden hacked everyones computer and made them go somewhere else.
>>558747853You've been blessed by benevolent Chinachad
>>558748021They did WHAAAAT now?! That's why my Helldiver went into the lava on his own!!!!!!
>>558729952>>558744231>Niggas that play this game STILL dont know donations to other DSS buffs are paused when a buff is active.
>>558747651yeah, you can switch direction to juke them iut or dive away from them. At least as a client.
>>558748108Nigga we got 56 hours we'll get it in time either way dawg
>>558748209Considering bugchasers cant even finish a liberation a 99% I wouldnt hold my breath
>>558743043Man if only botrannies could have even half this level of work ethic.
>ded threadded game
still more alive than the "HD2 killer" SM2
marathon will kill this game
>See host has picked tank.>I pick tank as a back up.>Host never fucking calls in a tank for 30+ minutes. Essentially wasting 2+ potential tanks he could have called in.Fucking retarded bugnigger host.
>>558748551>Xhe says as bugchasers cant even liberate planets
>>558749060Concord 3 is gonna pull a Highguard at most. Fucking ugly ass, tranny color coded, woke game.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241118762245/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>558749172Hey! People worked on that game! Show some respect!t. Boomer who obliterated your industry with goyslop
>>5587492182/4
>>558749232>People worked on that game!Yeah, future McDonalds workers did. They'll be welcomed home when Highguard 2 flops soon enough. Just like with the previous layoffs at Bungie.
Wait if the bugs take back oshaune is that gonna expand the fart cloud again?
>>5587492183/4
>>558749060kek
>>558749509>bugs with farts making more fartsJeez I wonder!
>>5586514243d printed. Not mine.
>>558749549>The Four Horsemen of the apocalypseIt's real... our ancestors knew.
>>558749218full
I feel like a lot of my time on this game is spent waiting on content that may or may never come>loadouts>armor customization>squid cultists>T6 ship upgrades>audio fix>strategem ball bounce>hellpod steering lock removalI wish the devs got the stick out of their ass and gave us roadmaps so we actually have something to look forward to. Instead we have months of radio silence and filler MOs, then content whose novelty wears off after a week because there's so little of it.
>>558749097>pick tank>see pubbie also picks tank>Pubbie never fucking calls in a tank for 30+ minutes. Essentially wasting 2+ potential tanks he could have called in.Fucking retarded bugnigger pubs.
>>558749139>still projecting>using non-binary pronouns>gaslighting campaign
>>558749652It's going to get way worse until it gets better (it's already getting better tho)
>>558749829>6KEK
>>558749795>>gaslighting campaign>>still projectingTurn your monitor on
I saw a video like half a year ago where the game was apparently just shit to play.Is it better now?
>>558749921And those 6 are some turboracists that actually gave the game a shot.Remember this game was one of the most twitted around bullshit by niggers and wokies, like 60k shares and such.But they still yearn for the modern audience to save themAlso another one that isn't in the list 1348 Ex Voto (millions of hit on twitter, but 102 CCU for the free demo. A game about muh lesbians fighting the bad men in medieval setting)
Zamn, the troonistan loss completely mind broke the botranny. Get well soon, sister.
>>558750123Always has been, youtubers are just grifters that need to make wild claims to be able to afford food and rent.
>>558750123If we talk about bugs and glitches and size, yesIf you didn't like the gameplay, then no. It's more of the same with more flavoursIf you never gave it a shot and you like coop\horde shooters, you should definitly play it.Most people here will now proceed to shit on the game but those animals have hundreds or thousands of hours into it so their opinion doesn't really matter.
>>558750297The modern audience where are they ?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241121900431/76561197999865393D10: Super Democratic Skyline edition
Is there any reason to ever use gas weapons when you could just use fire?
>>558750375>Its been 9 hours and bugchasers still havnt taken fori primeIm laughing at you.
>>558750570YesUse gas in tandem with firethank me later
>>558750547Exclusively found on bluesky, not actually in games or real life.
>>558693918The design philosophy is to just do the absolute minimum required to keep drawing a paycheck under swedish labor laws. "desiging off of vibes" is just code for not having a plan whatsoever. If he had some kind of philosophy, then people would be able to question his failures to adhere to it. He obviously just nerfs the high usage shit with perhaps some exceptions for items picked out to be sacrosanct because nerfing it would put egg on the swedes' faces. For example, refusing to nerf the AC back during its godking days back because the swedes had perfectly called it what they considered to be the gold standard of perfectly balanced.
So how does this galactic war thing works? I tried looking and it was just lore recap on wiki
>>558750794Youre supposed to get the liberation% to 100. Now, you see, bugdivers (bugchasers) have a very difficult time understanding this concept.
>>558750794Use helldiverscompanion.com and helldivers.wiki.gg because swedes refuse to explain anything
>>558694825That reminds me of a funny situation in war thunder.So there's two nations and they both have access to the exact same plane.One nation sees players with higher skill on average, so the plane used by that nation has a higher win rate than the other.So the plane used by the nation with better players is actually matched against higher tier aircraft than the other despite being identical in performance to the plane the other nation has.Pure spreadsheet balancing.
>>558750570Is there any reason to use fire when you could just use bullets?
>>558750794>blob on planets to win them>but don't blob too much because planets take longer to capture with more people
>>558695837While I personally think that leg-meta and constantly crushing chargers with EAT pods was enjoyable and that nerfing the railgun was justified at that time, the point that anon was making is that Alexus is a lazy retard who only gets off his fat ass to nerf stuff. While sometimes that nerf might be justified for overperforming kit, the problem is that he doesn't get off his ass to ever buff underperforming kit. He just shrugs and pretends that it is ok for items to be intentionally subpar. There are weapons in this game where you could do something crazy like increase their ammunition supply by 400% and they still wouldn't shake up the meta.The other problem is that it is like pulling teeth to ever get them to actually do any significant balance patches. The only times that they've ever done any big balance changes is in response to the community busting out the pitchforks and threatening to burn down the HQ. The swedes are too arrogant for their own good and think that they've done a super perfection tier job. The game would unironically be vastly improved if Alexus were to suddenly be struck down suddenly by a heart attack
>>558750905That companion website is cool. >>558750947I understand everything now. Go shoot things at second highest people count.
>>558750932Is there any reason to use bullets when you could just use lasers?
>>558749979And?
>>558694897>concentrating the team into one target for the hive lord to bodyslam and fling out of bounds>a good ideaNo. That's not a good idea. You may not like it, but one guy throwing strafing runs at the worm does more damage than two guys in a tank.
>>558751361>no argument
Why do botrannies need 20% of the entire population of the game to even take one bot planet?
Wish we could turn back time...
>>558751140But stuff gets buffed all the time.RR, AMR, GL, purifier, crossbow, dynamite, thermite, and those are just some of the stuff that got major buffs instead of the sweeping buffs to stuff like the light pen weapons, SMGs or melee weapons.
>>558751527It fucking sucked back then.
>>558751525Which botplanet has 20% of population rn? I am bored of bugs.
>oh my god AH is so bad fucking swiggers ruining good game>it would be way better if the game was made in the US>where half or our devs are women and the half or the other half are troonsIt could surely be better, but it could also be way, way, WAY worse>source: State of the game industry, 2026
>>558751562Those things got buffed during times when the community was fucking rioting with pitchforks.
>>558751527The good old days...
>>558751527I long for Draupnir once more.
>>558744605>>558744839
>>558751525The entire game is rigged so that we can't take anything anywhere without 60+% of the community concentrating fire.
>>558751707Draupnir was truly fucked.Basically Cyberstan but your only "counter" was the RR, and it was worthless because of the reload speed and the lack of ammo.Good times
>>558751707draupnir... home...
>>558751821>your only "counter" was the RRWhat?You mean EATs, OPS, 110s, eagle airstrike, 500kg, AC + stuns.
>>558750917The slavs have started to link the export planes together for the nerfs. We saw it a few weeks ago when ameriburger pilots were so irredeemably bad that they managed to suckass with the motherfucking F-15A hard enough that it had to get sent down to be matched against mig-23s and other third generation jets. The jews and the japs with their export 15's were doing just fucking fine, but the americans were doing retarded shit like trying to dogfight while carrying thousands of pounds of DUMB BOMBS and being unable to use any sort of radar mode other than TWS or HMD ACM. So now, due to their ineptitude, they're jerking each other off and screaming 104:0 with their rocketship T:W ratios and IRCCM missiles against opponents that lack pulse doppler radar, have rear-aspect fox2s, and have RWRs that tell them that a missile lock is vaguely locking you from leftish give or take 30 degrees.
>>558752058>ops120 second cooldown>110s*hits devastator*>stun (nades)weren't in the game
>>558752058First of all, there was that modifier that gave us -1 stratagem, limiting it to 3 stratagemsYeah, those worked in the moment, but the sheer amount of shit thrown at you put everything on CD real fast. Automatons had the precision they have now, but they could also shoot you through walls.And then there were the evacuate scientists missions. It was truly fucked up.
>>558751707>>558751527I miss Angel's Venture...
>>558752280I know, i was there, all those massively outperformed the RR, which i know cause i used it back then.
For me, it was the unnerfed Spread Democracy enemy spawn rates on Tundra bot planet biome
>>558749753It's such a simple fucking concept to call their own tank when the first tank dies, and bugniggers can't even understand that. The fucking cooldown is 10 minutes, but they treat it like they're only gonna have one tank in the entire mission.
Remember when strafing run was ~5 Gatling barrage explosions and a bunch of cosmetic visual effects?
>>558752241You just remembered me the experience of spading the F-15A on day one.Literally unplayable, US mains were truly retarded. As of today it's still the only jet i have a sub 1 k/dIt was either run at them and go for the RNG head on, or by the time i was in position i was in a 1 v 8 eating R27ET and ER like i loved it.Now the same is happening with the US M1A2 and the chink one, where the chinks overperform in the allegedly "worst mbt at top tier" (that is the second best in reality)
>>558752339I miss the cities of Super Poland, aka Lesath...
>>558696510Supposedly the Terminids were intelligent and peaceful, until Super Earth attacked.Supposedly the Illuminate were peaceful, until Super Earth attacked.When considering the American jingoist media literate satire intentions of the Swedes, it's safe to say Super Earth would attack, rape, and destroy any and all alien species they encounter. They already do this to alien worlds that host alien plant and animal life by replacing them with SE approved replacements so every SE planet is the same. Globohomo. Or rather Galaxohomo, if you will.Or perhaps if the alien's civilization was too weak to resist and could not put up a meaningful fight that would require complete obliteration (like the Illuminate) Super Earth would enslav- I mean, Democratize them and genetically engineer them to better serve Democracy's interests, Terminid style.
>>558751707
>>558751712mustimpregnateNOW
>>558752801But that's literally what the chinese are doing in africa.
>>558752965you're not white
>>558752597You're not remembering very well since the meta back then was low altitude 9M spam with the Grippen being the undisputed godking. The Su-27's had the gimped flight model that was mistaken based off of the specifications for the T-10, 10km ACM range, BVR search modes where target returns were up to 8 seconds out of date, and radar missiles in general were second class citizens since multipath height was 100m
>just joined>oshaune being attackedok>log in a day later and bugs are winning easily
>>558753035The Su-27 were indeed gimped to hell, but that's the whole point. The gimped Su-27 experience was still WAY, WAY better than the F-15A experience even in the 100m multipath era. I spaded the Su-27 the day after and it basically was the total opposite of the F-15A and my stats reflect it lol
Should I try to max out my orbitals first because I enjoy orbitals and they are already upgraded to level 3 or should I grab the hanger upgrades till 3 so I have 2 500kg bombs? Getting all those samples will take ages either way.
>>558752917Why does everything go back to Reach?
>>558753492Draupnir was before beach.
>>558753614Yeah but the image you posted was a reference to Reach, thus the question why everything goes back to Reach.
So do bug divers have their own creek/beach/eas event?
>>558753825>reach>REACH is a European Union regulation (Registration, Evaluation, Authorisation, and Restriction of Chemicals)I don't get it.
What if we got the AR-19 Liberator complete with bayonet option?
>>558753992
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he rigged that MO! I knew it was supposed to be a victory. 100 to 98 percent. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Alexus to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Equality-At-Sea! Are you telling me that the defense just happens to stay capped at 99% like that? No! He orchestrated it! Joel! He added Eagle flight delays to stop Hive Lord farming! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't stop railroading every story he controlled! But not our Joel! Couldn't be precious Joel! Rigging them blind! And he gets to be a Game Master!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
>>558753992>REARChuh
>30+ mins no postded threadded game
>>558749218ggz frenshttps://files.catbox.moe/bfxs15.mp4
>>558752801>intelligent>peacefulwasted traits on a complacent species that does nothing, they live in ant colonies, have no technological advancements or abilities and roam as cattle. They are better off as fuel for our machinations. Media literates are fucking retarded.
https://files.catbox.moe/8gt2ci.mp4
>>558756109As much as I hate bugshitters, it's about time Joel got to spend some quality time in the basement with Alexus
>>558755959everyone's playing marathon
>>558756340Is that a M1128 Stryker MGS
>noooo you CANNOT stop diving on a planet which is 99.9999% liberated that's not good enough you need to get it to 100% >Faith in humanity? LOST
Ahh, finally dethawed. I think I'm gonna swing by my home planet of Penta, say hi to my folks, then it's off to the warfront! I'll liberate Malevelon Creek even if I have to kill every damn bot on the planet. When I heard it was attacked, I immediately signed up to be a Helldiver. No way those damn bots are gonna take it!
>>558756617>Do not complete a task>Task is not complete>Cry and shitpost????
>>558749218ggs, remember not to put foil in the microwave
>>558756975omfg we backed up onto a fucking hellbomb
>>558756559Mein Fuhrer... the marathon players....
>>558757096>we
>>558692838Yes just check the archive dude. You can use the same table to cheat in medals but the catch is you'll have to raise diff to get more than 100. I just did 3-4 minute diff 2 missions for 200 medals.
bake bread, lobby koko
>>558757564has the CE table been updated? Where can i find it
>>558757129lmfao no way, even the normalfags are picking up that marathon is astroturfed dogshit?
>>558758018is the world healing? >>558757129wasn't it going to be released like on the 6th of march?
>>558758167It's only the server slam demo, the game launches on march 6th
>>558758241meaning it's going to be MUCH LOWER than that
How do you leave a squad as host? I don't wanna kick everyone or close the game...
>>558757129It's going back up now
>>558758363>>558758241So basically, this is the free beta? Not even preorders?GrimAlso love to see it. Libera gGirls and troons can't make good videogames
oshy d10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241129627630/76561197999591385
>>558758962You just tell them you got places to be and wait 30 seconds. Should clear it up.
>>5587591012/4bring mechs cause we're killing a big wurm
>>558759096You too, can play it, right now! Join the slop party!
>>558757636Just check the reply chain from the original post by the anon that blessed us with the glorious CE table. You can't immediately complete the mission but the zero delay pelican extract option still works so you can just drop in d2 or d3, do the mission in like 3 minutes, then extract immediately and quit as soon as you see 200+ medals get added.
Have bots ever been harder than bugs? Honest question. Bots had a chance back when their damage was bugged and armor wasn’t working, but Charger and Bile Titan spam spawn seeds were still cancerous. Bots have gotten nothing but nerfs since then.
>>558759746You forget that there was a time when the railgun alone solved all bug heavies.
>>558760052>>558760052>>558760052>>558760052>>558760052
>>558760072shit thread, someone make another
>>558760127seething MOnkey, nobody gives a fuck about the retarded gaylatic war
>>558760305kill yourself retarded bugnigger
>>558760127kill yourself faggot
>>558760414no you, retarded troon
>>558760393cope MOngoloid, go be JOEL's bitch somewhere else
>>558760538don't forget your daily dose of HRT fucking faggot
>>558760638I don't know what you're talking about but you definitely forgot to take yours
>>558760819
Its over isnt it
>>558767362Sure Pearl. It's "over"... if you're a clod.
>>558739074>our plasma bolts will outshine the sun!>then we shall fight the shade
>>558757129to be fair, its expected to drop off after midnight US. We will see how the weekend goes.
