Previous: >>558716202>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
>>558735047Mayano is ready for an anime of her own!
umanko on my face
total shantposter execution
Brian LOVE
Why is Mirako such a fat chungus npc uma?
>>558735205I don't know who that is.
>>558734396>>558735043the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVTwZl1HO4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsnyQd6Ur-M>Stay Gold: 15 vids>NTR: 3bwo... https://www.youtube.com/@Umadacchi/playlists
The stamina changes in JP is so fucking goofy. Umas just hit top speed as soon as they enter late-race without any buildup like they just instantly go 0 to 100.
complete shantroon annihilation
>>558735186
>>558735352No longer need to hit accels to win then, just stack velocity skills and pray your recoveries last you
>>558735101the rest of spica and trainer already felt out of place in S2... even though I'll miss the slice of life mixed with drama the anime presented, cutting it off there was the best decision they could have done as it opens the door to other eras
>>558735402
>>558735528Anon you don't understand. Spicaman is literally me. I can't watch unless he's there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2mADVZJpJ0
>>558735137You have to balance the 2 out. I'll go for 3+ friend gauges if there's no support on a facility with just 1 chevron. If the chevrons tie I go for the one with more friends, unless I can get a cherry completely ready to pop. It is a bit hard to explain, I could try and make a flow chart if it is still confusing.
Been drinking and I finally decide it's time to uninstall uma musumeGoodbye and goodnight
just take second option 3 times
Please post more burger umas or else. Thank you.
>>558735648>>558735648spica trainer isn't an athlete with a fleetingly short career he's a grown ass man working a job I'm sure he'll be around for a while
Gained 2 hint level(s) for Upskirters.
HACHIMIHACHIMI HACHIMI
>>558735786See you in Ananta general in a few months
>>558735869gray fatigue
>Post more mutt umaI'll post Dirter instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQuVQbkzxQ
>>558735906yamete nakadashi in makween
>>558735402This reminded me that I forgot to add the tape to the little Brian doodle I did. How embarrassing...
>>558735701NTA but I would appreciate a general "unity logic" flow chart divided by years if it's not too much hassleif you also include what to do the very first two turns before chevrons can even appear that'd be nice because I never know if I'm just supposed to hit wit twice, recreation, or if its' okay to go for friends like 2 normal URA turns
da lone dawg
>mutt uma>it's all whitelol
Anti-AI Umashiko artists and anti-anti-AI Uma police deserve to be physically removed from this world
>>558735803Camping Taiki's udders are having me rethink my whole rolling plan.
>>558735137Prioritize supports because you NEED rainbows in post-summer classic and the entire senior year, unless the npcs have a fuckton of spirits but don't do that in senior, always go for rainbows>just hope to god I highrollThat's just how the game words>b-but other anons shitout good umas all the timeThey are simply luckier than youThat's it, you already said you're a lucklet of lucklets, why are playing a GAMBLE UPON GAMBLING type of game knowing you'd get shit on?
I fuck this daily
>https://youtu.be/y5jJKmcR68k>This makes the AI fags horny
>>558735869we need to invent a slut for graysgrooks? griggers?
>>558736103Robot?
>>558735245Staygold is a trash ugly shit voiced Uma who only gay pedos and trannies like
>>558736103I fuck that nightly
I am seriously concerned and debating whether to continue after this blatant woke fuckery they added in the game. If you need to represent someone from America you could have put some texas cowboy shit and not literal niggers with braids. Destroys my immersion by tenfolds. Genuinely mad and glad I'm not the only one who got pissed off from this.
i love buzzword salads
>>558736208>Best American athletes are black>Nooo dont put them there
>>558736208It's time to organize a million-gamer-march on Cygames' Japanese headquarters. It'll start in Washington, D.C.
>>558735995First two turns, whatever has the most supports on it but with a preference to wit if available. If I were you I wouldn't worry about learning unity thoughebeit , the next scenario comes out in 1-2 weeks and is a total change in how you're supposed to do careers. The statlines even a lowroll can hit make unity irrelevant too.
>>558736001where's yokohama stewie
You know better than to reply.
7 and all /v/ma refugees spontaneously combust
>>558735995That might take a while. I'll see what I can put together while I slack off at work tomorrow. MANT is coming so it is a bit late but It only all clicked for me around a month ago. I really hope every futures scenario doesn't take 90% of its lifespan to make sense.
>>558735240Bakushin can be... cool!?
Shiraoki isn't even real
>>558736208Anti-AI franchise lmao
>>558736208did you forget Taiki exists or something, she's an actual playable character and not a background uma
the stego fag still awake?
>>558736328Perhaps attending a festival in Nakayama
>negro npcs in JP>Amazon cm in global IM NYOTICING
no point going to America without putting down some blacks
>>558735245>year 5 uma is more trending than year 2 umawow color me shocked, are you retarded or just pretending?
>>558736505retarded mongoloid
No one replied to his bait in umaJP so he's trying this btwCheck the other thread if you're not lazy
>>558736393BLASPHEMY! SHE'S VERY MUCH REAL YOU NON-BELIEVER
>>558735803U U U U U U U U U U U U UMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk1kFixU5gg
Which way Trainer-San?
>>558736376
>WHAT IF EVERYONE RAN 3 FRONT TEAMSI hate this CM so much it's fucking unreal I want to sit down and cry wildly WHEN WILL THE GAME BE BEARABLE AGAIN
Purposely training Ai wrong, as a joke!
i picked up this technique here for replyvaguing posts that i want to talk about but that dont deserve a (you). its extremely good, you people are as passive aggressive as the most catty women.anyway ive got polslop shitpost fatigue. go to another thread please.
Did retards start making "WE WUZ UMA MUSUME N SHEIT" joke yet?
Nobody likes the Stego niggerStop posting for the greater good
>>558736505Zenni Rob Roy has 4 Cope harder
this game is beyond saving it sucks because i like the umas so much that i cannot quit the gamefuck cygame
>>558736604Just play a different game. A lot of games are actually fun
>>558736586Both, simple as. OG and 2.0 Cheva.>>558736562Schizo has been double posting for a while now, so that isn't exactly new.
Samefag.
>>558736376LET'S BAKUSHIN
>>558735245Try a better channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@thegamestudio4379/search?query=Narita%20Top%20Road
>UBholy glue LMAO
>>558736565>anons said 7 would mean good things would come soon>lots of 7 that day>not a single good thing happened this past 2 monthsFuck Shiraoki and her retards
>>558736208You and the other basement dwelling weebs should protest or something! Stick it to the man!
>>558736309>>558736363even if it's late I find this kind of information neat. I feel like I barely "mastered" URA and it still sometimes takes me an adjustment run when doing parent farms on a new uma or going through her story for the first time. Mastering Unity, or at least honing some high level instict for its brand of RNG manipulation just for the love of the game is up my alley, but again don't bother yourself if it's a hassle to the anon that can make a flowchart
>>558736712There are no other games NoneAt all
>>558736586Give me Vivlos.
>>558736565she actually is canonically real though, just like every other weird magical thing in uma musume. except sweep tosho.
>>558736857BELIEVEHARD
>>558736604you won't find those in cm bwo
>>558736208>the trans atlantic slave trade was an actual in-world event and he's seething
>>558736675>loves the umas>raging at the gameah, so this is the kind of player dancho was talking about. . .
>>558736985BELIEVE MENTION
>>558736857Blessed
>>558737005>brings up trans for literally no reasontake your meds schizo!!!!!!!
Can I get cool uma portraits like pic related? I'm looking for wallpapers for my new phone. My top 5 favorite umas are Daiwa Scarlet, Gold City, Mihono Bourbon, King Halo, and Kawakami Princess in no particular order; images of which would be highly appreciated.
>>558736824The upload rate of these people is something>No 16:9 moddingTragic... At least it's high res+60
What are your thoughts on Robots Trainer?
>>558736857>JPigs are too monetary invested in the game to quit over black uma NPC>Most of Global players will not notice it until 2029
Stego cute
>>558737018I don't know this Uma, and I see she's a Sprinter. What's her retardation? All Sprinters have some kind of retardation to them
>>558736352Anon there are not even any refugees, they have their own thread, they're on it right now I just checked. Can we stop making a boogeyman? I'm tired of hearing about em.
>>558737159Not your personal Pixiv.
>>558737159I'm not going through a folder that's 95% porn just for your phone to have a new background.Go fetch some photographs of the horses.
does JP have an option to disable career animations and other useless stuff that is annoying? unity training gets annoying after a while i also wish you could completely disable race transitions all i have to know is whether i win or not
I thought the Legend Races were based on the current / upcoming CM? I guess dirt was too bad that they just redid the virgo track?
>>558736575Where did we end up on Maru's nationality?>Not born in America, not American>Not bred in Japan, not Japanese
>>558737272she's like Taishin but not tsundere so japs just ignored her
>>558737272she's not retarded, she's the tardwrangler of her group (with calstone and durandal being the tards)
>>558736887That's not true, there's at least one:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_(1983_video_game)
Whats wrong Trainer? Why aren't you making that post? Don't you want to roll a 7? Happyness and fortune is sure to come to thoes who manage to make a post that ends in 7. Hurry Trainer. Hurry! Summon me into this fragile world.
>>558737272>All Sprinters have some kind of retardation to themTo be fair, all umas are either retarded, horny or smug, sometimes a combination of two or three of those.
>>558737159
>>5587375907 and we fuck
>>558737458they were racist against her so america is all she has left
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ THIS SHIT
>>558736884Unfortunately there's just a lot of intuition when it comes to what trainings to pick in the junior and classic year. After classic summer you can generally just always click rainbows unless its a single rainbow training and another training has a few unity trainings on it. For me, in junior year I'm thinking about what the unity trainings are actually on and whether I'm going to need clicks of that to hit my stat goals, weighed against whether I need to click those trainings anyway to make sure I can beat the first top unity race option. Even if I have 2x unity training on guts, unless it's also going to raise the friendship bar of 3+ supports I'm going to look elsewhere because I'm never going to need more guts. For the miles, I will definitely take unity stam trainings but unless there's a big stack of friendship training as well I usually will pass on popping bubbles. That being said, if it's late in junior year and I haven't popped any bubbles yet, I would be much more likely to click that just to make sure I beat the first race. Hitting real highrolls is reliant on winning that first top race and snowballing because it lets you focus more on rainbows late in the run while still making sure you beat all unity races including the final.
>>558737464>>558737465Ah the one who wrangles the tards. I can't imagine trying to do that with Light O
>That faceWHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM???
>>558737458She's a whitepiggu
>>558737876Oh, there is a legends race up.
>>558736562>check JP>they're the ones going here and defending niggers It makes sense now at least. Truly a JPcuck moment.
>>558737876>Brazil>troon flag>Brazil consistently reports the highest number of murders of transgender and gender-diverse people globally
>>558737956
>>558738090I’m going to cum on her chicken and tell her it’s extra protein
WITH THE STRENGTH OF STEPPING OUTFROM THIS CLOSED ETERNAL LOOPI WILL SPREAD MY WEAK WINGSUNTIL MY HEART'S CONTENT I CAN'T... HELP MYSELF... DREAMING THIS SAME DREAM
>>558737956>>558738090I look like this by the way
>>558738090
>>558737879>Hitting real highrolls is reliant on winning that first top raceI've noticed this too. Going middle for the first one actually increases your chances of getting randomly executed in the others. That said, do you ever go for a full top run (barring turf queens & certain victory) or do you go middle for the last one?
If you are 30 years old or older you shouldn't be here! Dont you guys have a wife and children you guys need to attend to? Why are old fags always here to ruin the things I enjoy? First it was pokemon, then it was maplestory, then my highschool girlfriend left me for someone who was 35, now they are cucking me from buying a house fuck you you guys have taken everything from me
>>558737956what's wrong with her face?
>>558738196YWNBAW
Rulership not only are you a loser you're a fucking womanlet in your own family...
>>558738397there is no benefit to choosing all 4 top. The reason you pick 3 top and 1 middle is because you want to be rank 4 or 5 for the maximum stat gain bonus for the rest of your team when winning the senior summer race. The stat gain is what pushes you up to level 5 speed/power/wit trainings by the time you exit summer. Being rank 2 (winning all 4 top races) doesn't get you anything extra
>>558738606>small girl>huge tits>retarded boy(seethe)cute and based
>>5587383971-2-1-1 ensures you never face against turf queens will securing top 5. That's what I do for easy mode careers unless I highroll and get B before the first summer.
Fear the reaper (my beautiful wife)
>>558737641
>>558738793>tachyon_bbc_copypasta.png
>>558738419try another 10-15 years anon. we're getting cucked too.
>>558738932Nah, I’d win
>>558738990what slop garbage is it this time?
>mp4death to all zoomer that can't reverse search
These CM sparks looking good!
>>555811909here you go
>hit 5% twice in a row>quit and do another run>hit 2% >quit and do another run> hit another 5%I hate you, Curren. I really do.
>>558739245nta but holy fuck talk about late but consistent delivery
HEY YOU CANNOT POST THAT
>>558736208You decided to play and even invest in a game made by Cygames, knowing full well they are a comparatively more progressive Japanese company. This was an inevitability that you would have seen coming had you have had at least a second braincell. Most well adjusted people saw this coming miles away.
I just watched my wife's movie, what did I think of it?I saw some bizarre looking anons at the theater
>>558738419Youngblood we were here before you we even complained about the same things. And at this rate you'll stay here too
>>558739487AIIIIEEEE
>>558739514
>>558738920Last one.
>>558739514Nice des!
>>558739487
>>558739284sometimes (most of the time) i just don't feel like drawing alright
>>558739569Who says I can’t post Ai Chan?
>>558739773Me (Anon)
>>558739678>>558738920Ayo need dem sistah umas doing these KFC clips
School mandated dates with your trainee
>>558739770very fair. actually going through with it after all this time, and even quoting the post is pretty darn neat tho.
>>558739487>infects you with her eyes>now you have ai eyeswhat the fuck is her problem
>>558739810Can’t stop won’t stop
I love Rice
>>558739514Why this gay nigga stopped? Keep pounding her after nutting
>>558739923Mares.Not even once. Unless it's Gentildonna she's fine.
>>558739923Your fault for holidng her hand until you got contact burns (then continued to hold her hand after)
>>558738610good gaslight
>>558739645I’m planning on maybe going myself once the hype settles a bit and the crowds thin. I imagine it was pretty hectic on opening night.
>>558739514Bet that feels good…
>>558739923You have to take responsibility, torena!
>>558740294I run like this
>>558740294Glory PAIS...
>>558740294Steel bodice
>>558739923It was your fault for lowering your guard around a mare trainer.
i always forget that theres dirt exclusive skills cygames really sucks at balancing and the game has a lot of useless shit in terms of skills
>KMR leaves>uma and CyGames became even more pozzed
>>558739645You wanted more Dantsu Flame and Manhattan Cafe
Maru-chan please come back.Every time I get Red Desire or Espo (or both at the same time) they're never where they need to be. You always are in the right place at the right time. I miss you. Please. Please stop leaving me with them. Please.
Teiobros I’m finally seeing the light
I'm starting to fall in love with Almond Eye...
>>558740773l-l-l-l-lliar
>>558740769if only she actually looked like that
>>558738090>>558738225>>558737956something about those eyebrows, she looks so incredibly fucking mad at Gold Ship in her story story kek
>AIjeets>JPblackedsglobal is looking grim
>>558740773Good. Good.
>>558740773Owari da
Goobal is looking trim
>>558740924>spams my inboxbllllllllllllocked
>>558740941I say old chap you look quite dashing yourself
>>558739514Impregnating Neicha!
i have not been in the general for the past 2 days what the fuck happened? why is everyone talking about nigger dick?
>>558740924>Saw your chat>Start spamming messages because she doesn't want to loseWhy is she like this?
i want t m opera o, but im not paying for carots
>>558740996Why thank you, good sir! I hope that you have a lovely day ahead of you!>>558741036Schizophrenia and bots spamming the thread.
>Slacker for NO FUCKING REASONI hate Curren so much it's unreal
>>558736887
>you let Ai hang out with Falco once
would it be kino?
>>558741197>more literal children infecting our threadno
does luck have anything to do with max stats?I can't cap 7/10 runs ffshaving rainbowless senior is so shit
>>558737085 NO REASON MENTIONED
GLORY EYESHIRAITA ME WA SORASANAIWATASHI NO AI TO ANATA NO AI GAKASANARIATTE SEKAI OTERASUSTAR NI NARU
>>558741197Spechud hitting the griddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
>>558741036JPkeks are slurping up the niggumas and coming here to tell us how much they love them.
>>558741270Fuck you mean niggaLuck is EVERYTHING here
>>558740773Uh oh
hows your oshi build coming up? dont tell me youre giving up and not bringing her, i will always bring my HUGE oshi to all CMs even the long onesmake your oshi proud i know you can hit A dirt
>>558740119Yeah go for it anon and don't be shy, the theater experience really makes it worth it. I saw lots of single guys and girls go by themselves and no one cared at all.Do it for her.
What is Almond Eye appeal?
>>5587413862 gyarus flanked by their cool moms
>>558741423>That look>Those eyesuwaaa....>>558741515Yeah, mine, and the gyaru are my sisters.
>>558741270either get lucky or get stronger support cards
>>558736208>the country nicknamed the melting pot of culture>represented only by 1800 texans that were actually mexans to begin withare you retarded?
paamaa fucking paamaa sex
>>558741423Who’s her boyfriend?
Next thread will be average
>early charming>supports start appearing all over the place, no double trainings to be seen
>>558741501Gigachad Stacy
>>558741501Genki otome heroine who doesn't like losing and only has her eyes on (you)(You) are literally HER capture target
>>558740294how do the big booba uma deal with the chest pain of running? is being a flatty actually an advantage?
The thread after this one shall be buttered.
>>558741270>>558741410The amount of fucking late senior year mood downs I've gotten the past couple weeks...
>>558741448This is my only Dirt A Nature I was able to get. The wit is tragic and she doesn't win any rooms but surely the CM will be easier than rooms...?
>>558741501her and her trainer are BUILT for eachotherIts almost gross
>>558741448Already done.
>>558741501The strongest heroine.
>>558741552She knows men are powerless against her
>>558741501sore loser "I'm fast af boi" ultra giga stacy
>>558741501she's cute
>>558741607It's going to be amazing
>>558741840hoooooooooooot! i love girls that incels are afraid of!
Buena Vista is betterShe is better
>>558741693I woke up and we're Rebricked now? What the fuck is a rebrick its not even in the polls.
daughter...
>>558741579Kitasan Black
>>558741936
>>558742045Childhood friend gf...
>>558741501She’s smoking hot and is incapable of taking Ls
Another day another 3 glued runs
>>558742001
Please tell me dirt C is doable. Please??? I can't do this anymore...
>>558741501Oyakadon
If Umamusume were a Romcom, Buena would 100% lose to a giga stacy like Almond EyeChildhood Friend will always lose to the Author's designated heroine
Great game.Very fun.
>>558742202try it out in rooms and see for yourself
>>558742202create a room and test it
>>558742202Nyo
>>558742087the joys of grooming your childhood friend to be your perfect wife
>>558741818Snuggledolf
>>558742257Shut the fuck up, Roland.
>>558742202I'll save you the trouble and say no.t. someone that actually tested s+ umas with dirt B
WEI~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Rq_EhDFlM
>>558742202According to the stamina calculator, if your uma's mood is great, you would have the equivalent to around 730 power on a dirt track with firm conditions.
>>558741410>>Luck is EVERYTHING>no luck in building>no luck in winning CM>no luck in rollingIdk why I'm still playing ngl
Considering the 2 strongest mares have big boobs I’m going to say it’s not a disadvantage
That feeling when you spread your legs and stretch. Then your balls unstick from your thigh.
>>558742630This is not a thing
>>558742257Ackshually the author designated heroine would be Special Week. She's the face of the game.Almond eye would be one of the whores used to incite drama to prolong the series.
Dantsu Flame’s body is sinful because it makes me feel extreme lust
>>558742524>>558742435FUCKUCKI just can't catch a pink spark to save my life. My last run had TWO gold inspirations and neither had dirt in them. It gave me a new scenario record but that's all!!!! AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE
Y u pulling on whale horse when not have whale cards. r U stoopid?
>>558742527It really is
>>558742793>whale horsewhere are the chubby umas
>>558742793Because Bourbon makes me horny. Very horny.
>spechud>face of the game
Casino Drive is a real horse thought it was a made up NPC
>>558742837how the hell do u have enough acceleration? NSM and head-on/highlander?
Hilarious how that one guy quit the game over the sprint CM and we didn't get to see his meltie over the locked characters
>>558742837based
cm10 status?
>>558743121ngmi
>This generational hit song is 4:27 longhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>5587431213 good enoughs. I'll try and remake my Ulala with pump but I won't try too hard.
>>558743121Get a new one, nigger
>>558743121nobody told me february only had 28 daysfuck fuck fuck all my aces suck
>>558743121I haven't won any practice rooms
>>558742990NSM, Head-On and Forward March for this one, I also have Plancha (in case I run into a low-front room) and Straightaway Accel (because I'm that desperate and can't take Mummy)
still have trouble with skills. i have to rely on the straight away skills to trigger in the first straight to beat falcon and maru, otherwise it's joever by the final corner
What would happen if I took her glasses
>>558743546The only other skill you can take is Productive Plan. Otherwise it's hoping you get good Wit rolls.
>>558743121Ready for B finals, I don't have too much energy or hope for this one
>>558743121I've changed my entire strategy. I was originally running Falco, SMaru and Taiki but too many fronts in CM rooms. Currently doing a crash investment into End Oguri and Oonige Suzuka. Taiki's fine, just need to adjust strategy.
6L with only 900 speed is kinda crazy.
>>558743562
>>558743439hot
>>558743121no prepared in the slighltestI'll wait for MANT and take the 1st place in graded B
>>558743121
>>558743121i wish i had an oguri
>>558743121Pink inspirations haven't been good to me so I have no pace yet. Currently 2 late 1 end and a dream
>>558743682You get umapyoid
>>558743380crying over that too? just kill yourself already
>>558743121SMaru VBobo + Keen Eye NN has been shreddingToo many people are undercutting stam as usual
>>558735047>Average at everything>except she's in the top 5 of waist sizeHoly fat fuck stone miracle...
I've been doing a x2 run every fucking day and this is all I've got. Fuck the shards man.
>>558743682her cunt would explode
>uma is talking shit>try to calm her down>things are escalating>start making moves on me>threated rape and violence >uma police is called>getting raped when they arive>thank god they can save me>they join in on the rapeThis is terrible how is this allowed why are they turning a blind eye on this behavior?
>>558742630Need Teio semen.
>>558743973See? it wasn't that hard to post a different image>>558744002Have you tried winning career or borrowing the banner cards?
dreamt of danchou and how much I wanted to fuck him (I was hanging around him with our mutuals, but he didn't know I was from the club) so I was trying to make subtle advances...
>>558744002you need to do two 2x runs a day bro
>>558743121Won five practice lobbies in a row last I tested. Feeling pretty good, curious to see how Round 2 will go since that's when the CM actually starts.
>>558743682Why does she looks like this?
>thinking spechud is anything more than old and forgotten
brehs
Urara too strong for the localizers that they allowed her to have the phrase "LOVE"
HOEEEH
>jannetty week
cm rooms doko
>>558744118By the way, we're still looking for 3 members in Mambo, formerly Buttered.
>>558744002hehe
>>558743121I ran 20ish rooms today and this is probably the 2nd most front-dominant CM I'd seen after Scorpio. Not even Cancer was this lop-sided.
>>558743121I've got 2 strong digitans ready to go, and one backup. Two decent Front Pasas I don't have a ton of faith in. No third members trained yet, but it's kind of gotta be Haru I think and I'll probably load her with whatever meager debuffs I can get. Pretty confident I can make it to A finals with what I've got. Definitely not like Capricorn.
>>558744302if it's going to be debuff might as well natie
Get rekt LOSER! Not even hacking to get early NSM can make you win! Might as well NSM to the glue factory!!!
>600k
>>558743169fusu...
>>558744198we have a guy here that loves "doxxing" people and seems to be obsessed at doing it so i don't host anymore
>>558743994>Giant>Gentle>Dog>Druggy>Huge
I've got Falco and End Closer Digitan ready to go. Do I make my Taiki pace or front?
>>558744537Adorable
How to get over not wanting to glue your favorite Uma
How much longer until the MANT exodus
>>558744143Like what?
>>558744619Umas aren't real and whatever gets sent to glue is just a mass produced clone.
>>558743121my B dirt Bourbon wins rooms
>>558744506
>>558743994Mirako is anything but averageBeing a G1 winner in the Twinkle Series is an incredible feat, some umas don't even achieve that in their careersMirako is an exceptional uma
>>558744567pacefront taiki's win condition is extremely hard, and people running taiki front would go for 3 fronts already
>>558744619
>>558744537cute jammies
>>558744672AIIIIIEEE PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME TO CYGAY
>>558744149spesex would cause men to instantly cum in their pants if she was front and center
>>558744537
biwa hayahide has a stunningly enormous head
>>558744826
>>558744705
>>558744831yeah her head game is great
>>558744672She’s grown on me. She’s hot.
sakura wagie o
>>558743121i have no meta horses for this race but i tried my best
>>558744954https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/>>558745031>/340 (+)Purchase moooooore sloooooooooooots
>>558744672Like THAT
>Unsmarts your Smart Falcon
>>558744672i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>558745074Imagine entering a convenience store and it's playing the chiyo song.
You wouldn’t lewd Almond Eye, would you?
>>558745082>shit like LG exists and jp fags are still getting UD
hello trainers... time to do a run or three...
>>558744149I don’t recognize the dark-haired one in front of Eishin. Who is that?
I have sex with Almond Eye every night
I don't like how wide Happy Meek's face is.
I'm never ever borrowing Digital power card again on umas without a speed bonus
>>558745192imagine it being on repeat for 8 hours
>>558745212Almond Eye would catch you watching pornGet competative over it and declare she wont lose to some videoThen milk you absolutely dry
>>558745082No. One day I will muster up the courage to nuke it all. One day.
>>558745082daiwa would be on this
>>558745272No need to gloat, Kitasan
Anyone jerk off to Yanko yet
>>558745379fuck me all the classics, GONE>>558745361pinkie promise?
>>558745379>>558745297cute sexy dog
>>558745380This was funny as fuck until I realized that a regular human would probably die from this.
>>558745240gl
>>558745297>>558745379
>>558745487>558745487▶>>>558745379>>>558745297why did the sexy dog get deleted>>558745502cute sexy dog >>558745537sexo bakushin
>>558745517woohoo death finally
>>558745584https://blog.catbox.moe/post/809324731954266112/missing-files-blank-uploads-commercial
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>558745380This but with uh... gentildonna.
>>558745683Didn't read
>>558744672I got to watch an actual uma run in person. That’s pretty cool.
>>558745703>He want to get one hit murdered
Doto yo lemme grope
>>558745380>>558745517 >>558745703>File: 1771500008421739.gif (2.41 MB, 498x498)>>>558745082>>558745627>https://blog.catbox.moe/post/809324731954266112/missing-files-blank-uploads-commercialthanks chino (you sexy dog) >>558745751this horse would get it
>detentionI am going to fucking blow this academy to smitherins
>>558745751That's what we folks in the force like to call suicide by donna
>>558745798>All those random replies>3 of them is meUlala... I know it's your birthday, but come on now...
>>558745804Urara...
>>558745804what uma horse would say this
>>558744826Where’s Forever Young in pajamas?
>>558745876She get special treatment this day
>>558743121mediocre xoguri, bad runaway suzuka, trying to make a usable bourbon with Dirt A because I don't trust Dirt B
don't call her sexy
urara lewd bitch orgasm
>>558745948She does? By whom'st've'd?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qv4Svc0XIw
>>558745946She sleeps naked
I woke up really drunk and fell over I can still go and try to find her today though because actually finding her is so unlikely, I can do what I want I hope I find her >>558746000because shes udnerage dogge...
>>558745946In my room, on my bed, below me
>borrow run>lowroll dogshit>use own parents, not 9* but 7* >highrollI am going schizoidThere has to be a code that makes borrow runs dogshit 70% of the time while using your own parents has a 40% of being dogshit
>>558746102I want to believe that as well and so players would buy the passes since considering this is Cyjews
>>558746102yeah that sentence is too complex for me right nw (im drnk) ooooooooooooohhhhhh im blinded by the lights...Icant sleep without your--touch, touch, touch
>First run with her>Second time I get a 9 stamina legacyNice
>>558746175>>558746058ofcourse its a meek poster
>>558746175They revoke your trainer's license if you train while drunk
>>558736798Laurel is so cute, Brian should kill herself
the meekposter is a rogue AI the government has unleashed on the Internet
>>558746227to my knowledge, I am the only meek poster, except for one parasite faggot
>>558746287It's just a smartfridge at best
>>558746291>One (sane) meek poster>One (jp) stego faggot>One (jp) NTR faggotWhat am I missing?
>>558746291Didn’t know Aoi talked like this.
Mambo!
>>558737203we are SIX FUCKING YEARS from this event releasing in global, wdym 2029
>>558746251OK, but trainer--I mean, fellow tranier-- I am sooo oooo hungry. lets go get kebabs >>558746354one oguricaps gf poster
>>558746253That escalated quickly.
>>558736798succubus
>>558746253Fucking lmao>>558746410>oguricaps gf posterThere is a ton of ironic ogu posters cuz of that one funny image, not sure if there is any proper waifu fags, at least they don't avatarfag
Another juiced NPC to ruin someone's day. Man, even a deck this crazy can't beat a bad daily seed.
Meekschizo why do you even like meek
>>558746401Anon you're on an accelerated schedule. Also this is only the 5th anniversary and you're already coming up on the first.
>>558746354JP thread is full of elitist and actual horse race watchers and their threads are slow as fuck.
course I like meek (shes also literally me)
I am one of many Almondposters
>>558746401Four year anniversary is on March 2028, Fifth year's will be 8 months later.
>>558746556i mean.. no shit? that wasnt the question tho-50 points for slytherin.
>>558746556sir this is a hachimi stand
>>558746556I actually watch horse racing…
hachimi hachimi umamusume
>>558746652they are fun to watch, unlike parent runs
Kinda hungry...
>>558746652>>558746701>>558746706my cute new GF
>>558746701>>558746706lets go gtget kebabs
>>558746615Hachimi!
>>558746652Seiun Hades is running this week I hope he wins, also Tulip sho
>>558746576Almond Eye looks like she fucks old men
>>558746838this is hot. also I think I saw a doctor pretending to e a lobotomised stroke victim on YouTube
I’m old men
>>558746652I watch matches when they're posted here. I just know once I make a netkeiba account and start following specific horses it is over for me.
>>558746905
>>558746354im glad someone else appreciates this great tam face
Could someone give me a quick rundown of essential cm10 skills for an ace runaway suzuka? Or is it just TTL and Unrestrained?
>>558746950*lick*
Fapping to Forever Young
>>558746984whenever I see this, I know it means +20 speed and charming
>>558746984Hard not to>>558746995Steve, go home, you're drunk as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>558747056lick lick oguri caps lickslave
>>558747056Oguri looking pretty fuckable right here
>>558747056funny looking rabbit
>>558745517I cant imagine how scary it must be having sex with an uma. If she gets too lost in the sauce and can't restrain herself you could end up in the ER. Pretty much gotta have your guard up the entire time while also praying she doesn't get physical with you like leg locking and such
>>558747056Oguri looks thin here
>>558746556>elitist*weebsthey'd rather have nameless niggerumas than actual NPCs based on real Breeder's Cup Classic horses like Sunday Silence
I wish I was the whore who needs to be kept under control by a girl
>>558747209Is Uma Musume just an allegory to guys know how woman feel when fucking a dude?
>>558747240Sunday Silence is a Japanese horse wtf bro
>They haven't been saving paid carats for this
Dam I just realized all the well adjusted people have already quit this game.
>>558746991She literally builds herself anon>Core skills you always buy regardless of the trackConcentrationGWTTLRunawayAt least one green that matches the track>Accels that work on the trackAnglingPlanchaUnrestrained>MidraceSpped eater, mile corners etc. depending on what you can buy with the few skill points you have left.
>>558747315Just because japs wrote his name in katakana in Winning Post doesn't make him Japanese bwo
>>558747240>weebsLike I literally couldn't give 2 shits about real horses or that saudi cup shit that keeps getting brought up every 10th post in the thread.
>>558747374took you a while
>>558747374yeah im mentally illsex with umas
Forever Young’s body is…damn
>>558747374you are posting during indo hours
>>558747374I still play, I whale so nothing affects me.
Will Forever Young romance-creep Almond Eye?
>>558747374You can surprisingly spot some of them on /v/ma and their lobbies since they haven't removed the /uma/ in their profile and inside an /uma/ club
>>558747532Dantsu Mare
>>558747532Too fucking fatDisgusting
>>558747549my daighter would say this
>>558747480Forever Young is the kind of uma you hook up with because she’s so hot but her party girl personality gets tiring after a while. Ai Chan is the kind of sweet uma you marry and raise a family with
>>558747581Too fucking homosexualDisgusting
>>558747549>bitch destroyed the front door for the 3rd time this month
>>558747562I thought /v/ma died.
>>558747549A fourth rate uma with a third rate umanko
>>558747562How useful/fun are those lobbies?
>>558747642Depends if the powertripping /v/ janny is awake
>>558747532Not fat enough.
Love Dantsu’s fat
>>558747730awoga
>>558747337What are those
>>558747670More casual than ours but the /uma/ anons that joins are with S~S+ rank umas
>>558747730Cheval's Chevals are not THAT big
i report the /v/ thread every time i see it
>>558747337>All paidGood thing only a few of them look any good
Forever Young definitely has an American lover
>>558747825Yeah, me.
>>558747670They're less meta and pretty fun to see mutated umas or uraras
>>558747825That American Lover? Me
>>558747872a fucking SHAME that /v/ is a hellish dog shit place to browse
>>558747825For her i can be a burger...
soulmate suzuka
>>558747780Always wondered where our room regulars went. Maybe I should migrate too seeing as some anons here take losing way too seriously.
>>558747385helps a lot, thanks!
>>558747297Perhaps
I want a burger but it's 2 am
>>558746991yeah, unrestrained is instant win skill but that's alot of RNG too if you have spare SP, you might also want to get straightaway speed skills since it's good for front runners here to both fight for 1st place in mid race before position keep end and prevent losing in late race
>>558747915Doesn't help that they're stealth threads leaving you with no choice of seeing all the threads
>>558747984dear goddess....
>>558747951I feel like most of our regulars are in there when a /v/ma thread is up otherwise lurks in here when it's dead
>>558748008
>>558748039>Used to be a hyper casual /ba/tard, only ever going to the (non erp) /v/ threadsThey had a piss poor codeword, not like it matters either way, so at least that was easy to go to everyday. Uma meanwhile I don't wanna imagine having to deal with, fuck that noise, going through the godless 2026 catalogue...
Well... um... you see if you get into a relationship with a umamusume that can't run the chances of her raping you is significantly lower... that's a pretty big one isn't it?
>>558748008I recently made a cheeseburger using fried corn tortillas for the buns. It was good but I felt disgusted with myself afterwards. I will do it again at some point
>>558748163sexo
>>558748183>ukraine colorsEWKILL HER
Is MLB Fine Motion the greatest gaslight in the game? I think yes.
>>558748192That's how mexicans do it, just put whatever in a tortilla and call it a meal.
>>558747670It's a mixed bag, some trainers are genuinely comparable to the strongest, some are complete shitters, some are mid. It REALLY depends on the thread there's no consistency, what i will say is you do see a lot of mutation and off meta stuff.
>>558748137no rooms anymore here...
so the fag that doesnt play the game and should fuck off is still here then
so the tranny that doesnt play the game is still here then
>>558748296I can only hit 1k+ Wit in 20% of my runs. It's aggravating.
>>558748296How? Terrible seed?
>>558736393erm
>>558747951>room regularsDo you guys keep a list of people who join rooms? I only recognize my club members because they are in my club.
>558748361>pol now shitting up vg/ threadsinsane. these people are cancer and are BTFO everywhere they go
>>558748470>Maruzensky is so old she bred with THE Shiraoki-samaThis speaks volumes.
>>558748454Only wit rainbows I had were Tachyon.
enough of /vg/ schizophrenia for one dayUmasumi
>>558748471Not him but yea. I always join lobbies so I can remember their name even if I don't want or try to. I can name a decent list but wont since I'm not a doxxfag
>>558747790Yes they are because I say so FUCK YOU
I wuv you bwos, lets do a little checkpoint. How you feeling? I too am feeling the unity burnout, I'm ready to go to MANT.
>3 triangle>2 circle>2 triangles 1 circle won>meanwhile all double circle>loseI FUCKING LOVE UNITY I CANT WAIT FOR MANT
>>558748558>mfw I'm on the /uma/ files
>>558748471There are just anons that I start to recognise for consistently training strong umas every CM and for joining rooms at the same times I do. There's that one guy who only ever trains roided fronts every CM for example, great for testing the strength of my own fronts against or copying builds.
>>558747631Have you tried using Latham Steel Doors stressed tested by the 2017 World Strongest Man Eddie Hall and personally approved by Tamamo Cross herself?
sexo
>only 9/20 rainbow shardsif i forced myself to max out every single event reward every single event i would've burnt out hard but it still feels bad when other people are getting theirs right about now
>>558748693makqueen smashed that??
I still love her
28998680 CM10
>>558748316Some of our anons really REALLY hates losing that they'll call out the strong trainers that consistently joins and we have a doxxing fag that loves revealing names from the room even recording the waiting lobby if it can't fit on a screenshot. Not to mention we also have a fag obsessed with VF and Sweepydev
>>558748367You'd think she hits more often than she does with the way she has been talked up, on top of that it's an agemasen card.
>>558748839that train on dictus looks brutal
We'll get that Dirt B/A Mile A Doto I beleb
>>558748035good point, I'll keep that in mind. thanks!
>>558748839For me, it’s the Dober Harem
>>558748773It could be worseNot really I already bought it
>>558748296Bwo, you're supposed to run 2 SPD 3 WIT decks.You SHOULD be able to max speed with Kitasan + either of those SRs consistently;
How does hearing on a human-like skull work when the ears are on top of your head?
>>558748861one more pls
So uhDid any of you go to the movie? Did you see other uma fans or was it dead?
>>558749094The beauty of this is when I run 2 speed + 3 wit I never hit speed cap because Kitasan hates me and anon will just tell me to run 3 speed + 2 wit.
>>558749159Pokke looks so ugly here and everywhere else. God I hate flatties
>>558749159Yeah but not in America, watched it in Hokkaido
>>558749159Pokke looks so hot here and everywhere else. God I love flatties
>>558749159Trigger artstyle is so fucking ugly, not to mention they are fucking hacks who can't write a protagonist anymore since Ryuuko. Pokke is just David but umamusume
kingu love
>>558749267oh nyo...
is it true that leon is married to sherry
>>558748839>the most knocked up mare is a boywhat did saigeimuzu mean by this
>>558735240I've been slowly reading Star Blossom.Bakushin has only showed up in one panel so far but it was v cute!
>>558749547I haven't played a RE game since 6.
>>558749547he's licking her pits as we speak
>>558749370Trigger didn't make the movie anon, it was all done internally by CyGames...Also the only mech anime (Trigger's whole thing for the longest time) CyGamesPictures has done afaik is Bing Bang Bravern, and if you didn't like Bravern then you're gayer than the show's characters, which is pretty fucking gay.
>>558749653>he doesn't know
>>558749717The "Trigger style" you're talking about is Imaishi's style, who had nothing to do with the uma movie. If anything the thing to compare it to visually is Redline.
>>558749807Oh trainer met her parents?Glad to see chiyo getting on the scoreboard
>>558749807Is her imouto also an uma? I can't imagine how hard her older brother must have had it trying to hold back the overwhelming uma lust.
>>558749835Artstyle-wise it looks absolutely nothing like Redline. The only thing they have in common is they're movies that are completely style over substance.
>>558749835>Imaishi's styleBeing an old as fuck anime fan and sitting out any discussion related to anime because everyone is wrong and gay and there won't be any benefit from it.
I finally watched the movie and it was literally boring nonsense with a few minutes of hype+aura. I was really hoping that wouldn't be the case
maybe... maybe i will have fun this CM
>>558749997Don't fall for it, anon. Taishin is a BITCH. Three CMs in a row mine has stomped through round one and two only to come last in finals. I have finally given up on her. Until long
>>558749989the movie is overrated, people that think its one of the best anime movies ever are actually retarded
>>558749968>Imaishi>old as fuckYeah if you were like...8 or something when GL came out. We're not talking about fucking Dezaki here.
Chiyo-chan, did I tell you about how Toreina umapyoi'd me the other day? I was in his office when he suddenly grabbed my waist and kissed me. I told him we can't do this we're trainee and trainer but he just kept kissing me. He then started massaging my breasts and my umanko and I got so wet that my panty got soaked. Then he put me in a full nelson and took my virginity right there. But even after cumming he was still hard and put me in a mating press. I told him I might get pregnant and he said he'd take responsibility so I got so turned on that I leglocked him and he filled me up right there.Isn't that amazing Chiyo-chan?
>>558743439RICE NEIGHA!
>>558749989Had to leave the theater after Dantsu Flame lost the Derby.Fuck Pokke.
>>558750104Impregnate Teio
>>558750179I ended up laughing when I saw Dantsu and Bucket using super aura just to barely win against a fucking npc uma
>>558750179>walking out of a movie you paid for>everI paid for this film and I'm getting what I paid for if it's shit
Stop talking about anime I'm this close to getting ragebaited.
I got raped by Urara in the sweltering summer of 2025, and when I contacted the autorities, they dismissed it and laughed it off like she is not capable of that.Believe all trainers, #metoo
were people singing along in the theatres...
>>558750104I enjoyed the movie, but for a lot of people if you just jangle enough keys they will declare it the greatest thing ever. That dogshit Yuusha anime getting glazed currently is a good example of this.
>>558750258Cinderella Grey is the best Umamusume anime
>>558749274Did you visit any retired umas
>>558750272>t.
>>558750272KWAB
>>558749621Nu-Re is actually pretty good imo, I'm about to play 9 in the morning.
I thought it was pretty good for just being a "turn your brain off" movie.
>>558750203
>>558750304the exiled to be a hero? i watched the first ep and the plot was so generic and edgy
>>558749547leon what the fuck
>>558750272This but with Doto
>>558750394Yes, it only gets worse and worse with each episode being more retarded than the last. But it's got some terminal glazing going on in normiespheres.
I thought beginning of a new era was a wonderful movie and a 10 on my list. Not as good as S2 but yeah.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>558750140You are now manually imagining a fat tub of lard of a man typed/copy-pasted this.
>>558750389That and great for fanservice to see cameos of favorite umas
>>558750490We know, Neicha.
*ponders*
>>558750304>Yuusha animewhich one, there's like 4 of these
>>558750521Don't do that
>>558750463hahaha! she goofed up and ended up with her umanko wrapped around your penis, what a silly goober! That's our doto!
>>558750521*punches*
>>558750521Flower, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
>>558749989It was alright, but like you said it was mostly hype moments and aura + good animation. Probably the result of shoving too many characters into the limited runtime - they really could have cut Cafe and Dantsu to develop Pokke and Tachyon more.
>>558750572*swiftly counters*
>>558750607>they really could have cut Cafe and Dantsu to develop Pokke and Tachyon moredid you want an angst yuri movie or something
>>558750463Imagine you reported her then the police checked on her behind you and she's like
>>558750545The edgelord one about giving hardened criminals immortal super powers as punishment for their crimes.
>>558750607When Dantsu first taled and asked Pokke to go to lumch i thought she sounded retarded
>>558750140l:[
>>558750675Nta but the main thrust of the story is Pokke's insecurity in her inability to beat Tachyon. What the fuck does Cafe have to do with that outside of being Tachyon's roommate?
>>558750724That's just the normal Teioposter
*gets raped by opero and cums*
>>558750693my only gripe about that anime is that the thieving bitch guaranteed to be made out a good guy despite being a kleptomaniac
i want to see umas FIGHT each other with their super strength
>>55875069399% of the time it's just about the animation. The sakugabrainrot has gone too far, most people don't even care about actual plot anymore.
>>558750675No, PokeTaki is a lame pairing.
>>558750857But enough about ufotable's fate/zero
>>558750857But enough about Gothicmade
>>558750693Jigokuraku is good, fuck you neigha
>>558750545the only good one is Yuyuyu
Speaking of anime, have you started on your homework yet?
>>558751007looks like powerpuff girls lol
>>558751017Maruzen pls, there's only so many motw 70s anime I can watch...
>>558751017Yes, mom.
Reminder than Curren made it on the big screen but not Dumb Falcon
>>558751007>YuyuyuLegit the first anime that made me fall asleep while watching, and first anime I watched on 2x. The plot and the suffering is so painfully forced too
>>558751115Fat fuck.
>>558750675Dantsu and Cafe both get one win each and then disappear from the movie entirely. Meanwhile we don't get a lot of elaboration on Tachyon's temporary injury and why she felt it would permanently limit her ability to push the limits of umamusume, or why she thought that Pokke and co. would be better able to realise her dream. Similarly, we don't know why Pokke is so insecure, just that she is.
>>558751115That's because Falco doesn't blow rich Hollywood execs for screentime.
>>558751151based, fuck that madoka copycat
>>558751115i like how ayabe is clearly disgusted by that whore
