Previous: >>558801939>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558827218>NTR poster was part of the VF shill discord server
hehe...
/v/ma ARE OUR ALLIES. NO MORE BROTHER WARS.
>>558827467So is SEApydev...
Espo you and Red Desire are actually the fucking worst. I can rely on Yanko being on Int because of her card, I can rely on Maru-chan being on a rainbow because for whatever reason she actually gravitates towards them. And then there's you. Always on fucking guts even when there's not a single soul on it.
>bell sound
Evergreen
>>558827540>Source: My tranny ass
now that the NTR faggot has been outed as a FRAUD LARPER no one should take his advice of rolling for top road's support card anymore
>>558827467Lets be real everyone in /uma/ is in VF discord that they know each other to be in VF discord.
>poopdickanon did such and suchI DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>558827612check the archives
>>558827569this event is actually really bittersweet. I did a double take when I finally got to the end (fuck you +4 wit) and read the lines.
>>558827557Why do you feel bad for a brown man you stupid faggot
>>558827663>t.poopdickanon
>>558827619Not going to listen to your autism either, VF/Sloptard browny.
>>558827540SEApydev using plebbit what do you expect he's in discord as well
>>558827663you think you don't, but you do.
Movie tourist secondaries killed this thread
>BNW is a group contains of hagsHOLY
>moving to Teio nowdefeated beyond recovery, keep pretending you play the JP version when you don't even know what katakana is
triple lates isn't going so well
>movie movie movie movieyou don't play the game, much less watched any of the showsplus you're probably a thirdie>black black black blackyou don't play the game, much less watched any of the showsplus you're probably a /pol/tard thirdie
Will this bread be butter?
>>558827967It's not enough to train three lates.You need to raise your IRL luck.Have you been doing your luck-ups?
>>558827991If you don't hate niggers you belong on Reddit. Fuck off tranny.
>>558827690why do you have to be so angry all the time anon...
>If you're not schizophrenics about black people you're redditWhatever you say, bluesky.
>>558827675I'm not really emotional but I did feel a pang in my heart. That BGM didn't help either.
jpanons trust levels are at an all time low, ogruiposters have higher credibility at this point. At least they play
>>558827612>>558641774
>>558828046
>>558828132You're schizo about sucking nigger dicks faggot
>>558826050Fucking embarrassing
>>558827967same bwo... the temptation to just train a falco or digitan real quick is so strong but... all my wives are late surger for some reason
>>558827804This is actually nice since I usually go for End Maya all day, I could actually spam her on this scenario, sad theres no mile sparks on her... oh hoho i got a vodka parent that has decent mile sparks and a borrowed dober grandparent
>>558828048>Have you been doing your luck-ups?I think I've already spent all my good luck
where were you when the ntrfag single handedly riled up the thread and made everyone seethe?this shit does not happen very often kek
>>558827619>waifufag shilling a card about his waifuWhy the fuck would anyone ever take that advice?
I'm not even gonna reply anymore, going to gook forums is a new lowhttps://ruliweb.com/community/board/300143/read/71422931
>>558827612jesus christ so many people are getting blown out in these last couple threads. The casualty list is sky high...
>>558828398You all do need to roll for Stego when her card releases though.
Digitan LOVE
The duality of sparks.
>>558828498>Implying globalbabs will survive this long
>>558827720
>>558828362>US rankironic because you will never truly be one of us. A fake poster, fingers grasping at his cope at it slides away...
>>558828362YOU DO NOT PLAY GAMEYOU STEAL IMAGESYOU POST SPOILERREEEEEEEEE
>>558828471He has nothing left to lose now. Everyone always knew he was just a shitposter but the mask is off now.
Why is nobody recruiting
>>558827720I'm here, but it looks like we have another kisser now. Kinda based.
Last Thread
why does Bakushin talk like a korean instructor
My favorite type of girl: the fatty in denial.
>>558828790nigger and niggers made the list
>He did X>X is outted>You don't X because you are not X>X does not play the gameHoly shit you niggers are fucking retardedWe need IP count back and flags + ID on every post, then you will stop falling for obvious baits, gaslights and giving avatarfags attentionYou are fucking stupid
>>558828790damn Ryan fetish
>>558828790>Uma CuteTrue!!!
>>558828915kys poltard
>>558782170can't someone modify this so that 200jobber accounts queues in CM the moment you queue. this way ur guaranteed a 100% winrate
>Every time you post a screenshot some anon on /uma/ will always reverse search for it.Your consciences should better be clean bros
239311174351Looking for a new club
>>558829031Listen I know you are a tranny schizo obsessed with finding enemies everywhere, but this is for your own good and the thread
>>558782170>>558829104>by talking to the server's directlyOH NO NOT THIS AGAIN
>>558828824Sakura Commerce was founded by korean immigrants or something like thathttps://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%95%E3%81%8F%E3%82%89%E3%82%B3%E3%83%9E%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9https://youtu.be/sxcAXamuyR4
>>558828790>big girl club
>>558827967>>558828296There's just simply no thrill if I'm not running late. An adrenaline fueled reminder that this game runs on unpredictable moments and the thrill is in the rush to catch up.
>>558829124When I wanna shitpost I steal an image from an anon in the previous thread and use that image to shitpost so I don't ruin my umas reputation
>>558805572i am trying this run nowpost skills
>>558827928Taishin loli baba
>>558829141Mambo's top guy...
>>558829378why are you running keen eye
>>558829141>>558829460My Mambro would never
>>558829378>s+paypigs disgust me
>>558828616
ENTER
>three S rank umas>three sharp gazes>three keen eyes>three OYL late surger gamblerscrashing this CM with no survivors
>>558827967at least you didnt fall for the end meme>gwo you should totally ditch your gold accels for spurt bwo trust me
how many points do i need exactly to get s rating?my highest was 14k i think and i was close
>>558829124I like to pass as other posters here, I try to learn their posting patterns and copying them, then when the moment is right I post the most outta pocket dumb shit I can imagine just for funI did it with Teio, Tama, Ryan, Curren, NTR, Stego, Suzuka, and othersI also like to make up club drama that is not real, I'm just bored I guess
>>558828790>impregnate>pregnant>baby
>>55882980514.5k
>>558829761END IS MEME!?
>>558829806/uma/ may not like you, but we need you.
>>558829141nyo....
>>558829852goo goo babies
>>55882980514500
>>558829806Wait, are you pretending to be me right now? I do all that...
HAHAAHAHAAHHAHAMARUZEN SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTLMAOOOO never seen a horse lose a debut match kekkkk
>>558829881Spurt isn't a meme. OYL is.
>>558828709Not the time for that yet, wait until March 2
it's time
>>558829853shan't use ransomware created by SEAstain in VFcord >>558641774
>>558829994lmao fuckkkkkkki would uninstall and smash my phone
>>558830053>>558830053
Surely you won't be as bad as Red Desire and Espo, Loves. Surely
>>558641774>>558830118eat your cracker tranny
>>558828790What's grim is the fact that the general isn't even a year old and already plague with buzzwords indicative of a trash general
>>558830076Good luck Ryanon
>>558830053Create Send looks cute.
>>558830076Are the colored seats how many are left or how many were taken
>>558827650The only umacord I'm part of is this one, because an irl friend invited me to watch irl horse races there. I think it's a reddit hive but idk where else to watch the races so i just mute it and tab in when he tells me there's a race.
Is there an uma story with actual hostility?
>>558828790>burgers
>>558830217Why the fuck did you highlight rainbow, do you not play this game
Is Mile S actually needed?
ULALA STOP YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
>>558830076>watching a 2 year old movie in cinema>watching the worst uma show in cinemamentall illnesstaychon enters the zone and wins btw utterly cucking jungle then witdraws and making jungle seethe that she mever be able to pass hershit setting shit characters shit story
>>558829806I think pretty much everyone here does that.
>>558830352No.
>>558830217You failed to circle a single buzzword. At least circle trannies next time nigger
>>558830357Yes
>>558830203>defending a SEA shit VFtranny>>558644606what does this anon mean
>>558830312closest you'll get is shion seething at orfevre (also golshi wanting to kill jordan, but that's neither here nor there)
@558830391low effort bait
>>558830053is this normal?should i guve up? brick run?
>>558830357If you don't have Mile and Dirt S, you have glue.
>>558830265Colored seats are taken. Im in a group of 4>>558830391I've already seen the movie, faggot. I just wanna have a fun night with friends
>>558830573Yes, you're supposed to train your uma before the debut.
>>558830504Lets be honest Opera carried both movies.
>>558829965
What happens when an Uma enters the ZONE beyond the ZONE
Is Creek really a highschool girl?The story reads out like she's the one grooming the trainer instead ngl
>>558830649>friendshello cafeyour 'friends' are not real
>>558830701impossible, the zone beyond the zone is through teamplay. can't teamplay in solo races
>>558830668I never noticed Ruby and KSM before
>>558829806We all do this, it's 4chan ffsThis place is all about who can gaslight dance the best
>>558830649Are you going to sing along to Ready Steady Derby
>>558827650why are you guys so brown all the time
>>558830664
Calandagan is up 20kg in weight
"You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle"i'm getting kinda tired of joining random clubs and them being all at C. i'm on the tipping point of getting 16k rating, is that what it means by points?
>marked
>>558830682I like the Paizuri game more than goo goo babies.
Status--Fun!
>>558827650i'm on vf cord only to see who else is in vfcord
>>558830784no she is the embarrassing single mom acting like a JK. cant you read?
>>558830784She knows what she wants.
>>558830860Fill out your Team Race team and you should get E3 unless you're literally not playing the game
:D
>>558830668Isn't Digitan on screen twice for a split second? also Yeppers is big wow
>>558830854
>>558830907
>>558830920Events that never happen
>>558828790ON TOPICUNBOTHEREDIN OUR LANE
>samefag replieskek
>samefag schizo screetchingLMAO
>LET'S PUMP SOME IRON!>FURIOUS FEAT! >ON YOUR LEFT!>NO STOPPING ME!>HIGHLANDER!>TRIUMPHANT PULSE!>lose anyway because most of this activated too late and the front in the lead was a light year ahead of everyone else
>>558830860I told my club minmaxing doesn't matter, RNG will fuck them over so just do random runs and not think hard about it, club dancho agreedThe club is now at B+ bordering ANot sure if that had an effect but were not C anymore lmao
>>558830701Would you like a demonstration?
>>558830949there all at A atm , sprint is on the weak side since had to convert kawakami princess into a sprinter since i'm very unlucky at getting a 3rd sprinter. does E3 need A+ or something?
>>558831076
>>558831043Stego Cute.
>he is still replying to himselfkekkk
>>558830912maybe she'll play that with you after you've had your milk
>>558830076Enjoy the movie bwo, make sure to turn off your phone and don't eat popcorn that shit nasty
>>558831043I think I'm starting to see the appeal.
>>558831301idc who you mean but you are not better talking yourself lil bro
>>558831269>>558831357
>>558831265
>>558831419I know the song, do you have the source of the video?
>>558830858I feel kinda bad for calandagan because they made him a eunuch so he can't pass on his dagan genes
>>558831202that's my fuarkin hero
>samefagging stillkek
>>558831482Wouldn't mentioned it in the file-name, however I got it off a booruhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10524480
>>558830860No E3 is referring to your Team Trials roster
>>558830668Doto, Opera, Ayabe, Top Road, Curren, Rice, Urara, Ryan, Ines Fujin
>>558831452
What different phrases would a Super Creek plush doll say if you squeezed her?
I bet the plushie images are stolen too lmao
>>558830701>>558830798>speed eater x3>NSM bunny hop off oonige Suzuka
>>558831616Thanks. Was able to get source off that.
>>558831635Ii ko, ii ko.
>>558831629
>>558831620oh! in that case i'm a 476k pts and in promotion range
>>558831761>Same guy as mp4 relatedHuh
>>558830701The only one who can beat me is me.
I couldn't cap speed
93736951 CM10
>>558830668>>558831034Yes.
>Samefagging>Stolen valorSo it is confirmed the schizo retard is a SEAdog, no need for IP or flags
>>558831927>Speed EaterMore of a Man Eater type myself t b q h
I have no dirt legacies besides an Urara I made in July
>>558831830
Custom uma IEMs must cost a fortune
>>558831710Is it really fair that fronts get to rape the competition with debuffs on miles?
>speed traing 53+ 23% failure rate>fail>klick second option out of anger>practice perfectnot sure if i should be angry or not
>>558831635TUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>558831635"Ara ara~"
>>558831964Same with the staygold fag. He'll slip up soon too
>>558831831Then yeah, you can apply for a club. If you’re looking for something casual but still active, the B and B+ range in the /uma/ club list is usually home to some good ones. Recruiting starts at the beginning of the month usually.
I've forgotten how to play the game after that last CM. I don't think I've maxed out speed since then.
>>558830682I love googoobabies..>>558831325Creek giving me a nursing handjob inside of that booth.
>>558832024
>>558831927>rolled for a brick which is also ugly lol single digit wit
>>558832017So grab a mile legacy and make a mixed parent>Dirt *3 guaranteed because you use chrono-chan>Mile *3 if you have it>hopefully Mile or DirtThen you borrow a Dirt *9 when making aces.
>>558831635>>558830682
bros i don't want to play uma anymore there's nothing to grind until MANT shows up.... i'm gonna FLATLINE
Defend this.
>>558832192I can't wait to get angry at her in GL for showing up too late or not at all.
>>558831952anyone
My coffee machine broke
BLOCK THIS!
>>558832192
>>558832227But enough about Eishin Flash
>>558832056This is why you use Keen Eye on all of your late surgers so you can rape them back. Mile is the rape CM now.
>>558831952one more
>>558832479>all of your late surgersusing more than one late is a recipe for disaster. i tried triple late for virgo and got fucked
>>558831908
>>558832386
what the fuvkmis wrong with my maruzen?? she won the darby
Owari da
Yanko...You betrayed me...
>>558832651>TBSEA gonna scream>>558832659Translate, weebs.
can't wait for this place to turn into a ghost town once everyone either quits or just spams bots during MANT
>>558832586
>>558832659What are you gonna do about it?
>>558832586Sniffing Inari Ones after a Run in the Sun
>>558832592late start. blocked. go again.
>>558832137Why do you think it is just one person posting? Are you that dense? Or maybe you are passing as them, to later accuse them of doing whatever crime you made up in your head?You do realize anyone can grab a Stego picture and pretend to be him?
>>558832728It's basically a unity pop but not on a rainbow meaning it's awful, but I still have to click it anyway for the rank up, especially since Maru-chan decided to shack up with her at the same time meaning Maru-chan is that much closer to ranking up herself.
>>558831043no way golshi's dad is this cute...
>>558831952Get Sweepy'd
>>558832883>but I still have to click it anyway for the rank upFucking puke. Can't believe I miss the simplicity of URA...
>>558832801
>>558832945
>>558831710Who is the Aomine of Umamusume
Can Suzuka win with B dirt?Can she at least steal angling and scheming?
>>558833000
CM10 96304964
>>558833118As a runaway if you hit unrestrained then yeah, you need TTL + GW + concentration as a bare minimum tho
>>558833187
>>558831802>>558832136>>558832265And how would you trigger the Super Creek doll's voicelines?
>>558833380
Call me schizo but there's probably some brown retard pretending to be a singular avatarfag at a time to make them look bad. If he accomplishes this then he'll 'maybe' wait a while and move onto another one I said maybe because he's probably a retard and will blatantly fixate onto a new one asap or even get too cocky and go after several concurrently.Avatarfags were a mistake but so was sharing an internet with SEA and I daresay, euros.
>>558831908HAGGOT
>>558833567
>>558833750
>went to the uma movie>the only guy there was an EXTREMELY overweight Indian with a backpack covered in vtuber shitI hope you guys have better stories than me
>>558833934
>No Suzuka>No Maru>No Bourbon>No Falco>No Taiki>No Oguri>No NY UraraShould i give up this cm?
>Unsmarts your Smart Falcon
>>558833574You are not wrong, there is a thread schizo that comes here at this hour, most likely a SEA monkey like you saidHe will try to kill any uma reputation if they have an avatarfag dedicated to them, this is why you never see him shit talking Goldship or Ryan, nobody likes these
>>558834163mf started playing yesterday, Pasa and Haru + debuffer Natie are free
>>558834119
>>558834163A good Elco combined with a blocker and a debuffer could still do okay.
>>558834163your digitan?
>>558834269Mindbroken counts as unsmart
fuku would like this official art
>>558834084Sorry anon /uma/ has to hate the movie now because twitter likes it
>>558834269it's better this way, it hurts to think>>558834384what the fuck is that sexy pose... bwo...?
Do (You) edge your coins and blow them all on the last day?
>>558834324
>>558833574It’s the meekfag skinwalking again
>>558834354in what world is Falco doing 40 races?She has Sprint/Mile/Medium and Dirt
>>558834384that's not official art
>>558834084No one will realize I'm wearing horsehide to a movie about horses
>>558834539With g1/2/3 you can absolutely get 40 races in with dirt/turf sprint/med/mile(literally all falco enjoyers Turf spark her at this point)
>>558834539If you mutate her Turf to A she's actually god tier for MANT.>can run dirt, turf, mile, and medium
>>558834513
>>558833290I also have Smaru but Suzuka honestly seems easier to build because if you get groundwork you automatically have all the triggers you need for it
>>558834384Fuck off pokefurfaggot
>>558834734
>>558834724>>558834513>>558834324>>558834119This artist is kinda shit but in the age of AI slop I'll appreciate his cute ideas
>>558834724
>>558834724I'll protect Bobo from the scary storm
>>558834878>>558834734
>>558834964
Wait can Ardan even do MANT? She dies after 2 races.
>>558834539Welcome to MANT.
Who is the most brown poster?
favorite umanimal?
Thoughts on their live performance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnSbpfgzhCg
>>558832993Yeah unfortunately, team ranking is just as important as just regular old boosting one girl and hoping for the best. They all have to be at the same rank to get the bonuses. Friendship Bonus upSpecial PriorityHint Frequency UpGetting anything higher than UE seems to be impossible but maybe you just have to be severely lucky or some shit.
>>558835173>He pulledNo refunds and no gay events such as that one
>>558835173I believe MANT has no chara events so you're not getting the Legs of Glass debuff
>>558835147
next bread will be butter
>>558835287>team ranking is just as important as just regular old boosting one girl aaaaaaaaa I want my silly horse racing game, not a team racer... one reason why I can't into football manager and the like is ironically cuz of the huge team aspect, too much bullshit to manage.
>>558835349
>>558835259fusu
>>558835247
>>558835538
>>558835247oblivion? really? I wouldn't have guessed it
Pasa is the definition of front gambling. If she gets 2nd she rockets, if she doesn't she loses.
>Nepo UmaKek
>>558835247how is vice city more brown than san andreas
>>558835247>vice citywhenever I think about this game I think of pink colored lights
>>558835721gn
>>558830668Meek/Aoi/Riko/Glass/Cocoon wasn't a photoshop?
>>558835247The NTRfaggot
>>558834539I don't even count her as mutated since you can bring her to A turf without needing inspiration
I got no proper aces yet. How much time do I have before the CM begins?
>13kfuck this game
>"Shatterproof is a meme skill!">enter random CM>2 Smart Falcos and 2 X-Men nigekiris at least>tfw no pace chaser Ryan parent
>>558835915Like 5 days.
Thread needs to be buttered
>>558835608OI! I don't remember allowing you to post gentle creatura, without me!>>558835842 >>558835873Skip to the part in the vid, he explains it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTjGDkDI49IMix of saturation + warm + gray = brown
post uma belly
>>558835608>>558836097what is the deal with this thing
>>558835905Good night bro
>>558836097chad games are the least brown let's gooo
>>558834694>>558834712>>558835203>>558835914>>558834539Maybe i'm the weird one but it felt like he was saying she can run more than just 40
>>558835349Hanako?!
>>558835906all the npcs get cameos
Autis/uma/. Jooooooiiin. Reply with Trainer ID.
>>558829229its actually over for botting when someone who know's their shit finds and completes thiscygames is 100% dropping the hammer when a club with 2 members beats eden
>>558835962It is still mid race acceleration, which does nothing
>>558835809all fronts gamble by that logic. if they're not first they're last
>>558831635https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/2/26/Yorktown_LowHPSkin1JP.ogg
>>558836147
>>558836324Cute. Simple as.>>558836339>Games played by touching grass are least brownShocking stuff>>558836490Pretty sure we've had these kind of tools forever ago for JP already, this is NOTHING new, unprecedented or even shocking.
Hmm. Starting to realize girls aren't playing this anymore.
>>558836617Good.
>>558836097
>>558836745
>>558836617what are you basing that on?
>>558836617big if truepeaceful even
>>558836617Only the Japanese ones do
>>558837165cccccccccccuuuuuuuuute
What kind of parents do I want for CM11? I think I'm gonna start making one for Kitasan so the Kitasan ace runs can be the parent for the second front. Does angling work or is it too far to be effective this time?
>>558836608>umamusume is a solved game>the cheating is solved toostill. it would be really funny to see all Top 100 clubs being ran by 1 guy. you literally only need 1 account per club to beat all but the top 2 clubs
I miss my old danchou
>>558837420Let's be real, this can already be done as is, you don't need any silly CLI only tool for that.
>>558837357check for wit and speed parentsdo them in mant if you don't have creek mlb (or cafe mlb the sr) then don't bother
>>558837490I tried to fap to ardan but midway through I felt guilty and stopped
>>558837357Angling should be fine. It is a BIT late but still solid.
I don't think the handling of packet data alone will allow me to beat even the weakest of The Three Kings.
>>558837571>wit and speedNot stam? Don't we need a fuckton of stam for that CM?
>>558837620holy fucking gay. I have anime girls I never think sexually about as well, but I've never stopped a wank mid wank, that's just stupid and gay. make up your mind beforehand ffs.
>>558837631It's VERY late. Kitasan's inherit is what fronts will be using.
>>558837752Madonna Whore complex is a thing.
>>558837503the advantage of being headless isn't limited to skipping loading screens and animations. resource usage is also minimal, to the point where some potato pc in a mudhut can run 200 clients simultaneously without issues.there's a reason why chronogenesis isnt scraping millions of accounts using a regular client
>>558837620I succeeded
>>558837696think of what deck you would be usingkita is a front runner btw
>>558837826Oh shit I forgot I can't use her card with her...
How do you genuinely feel about Super Creek's SSR support card?
realized i should probably go parent hunting to spark taiki's medium affinity for guaranteed head on + overall affinity
>>558837796Falco Curren complex
>>558837934Peak gaming.
I'm still so happy she got vocals for this and Girls Legend U.
>>558837767Angling is just a late race corner, not the final corner. NSM & spurt will activate first, followed by angling & pump. Late corner is way too late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2bNjtM0XgBlowing on my gale
The princesses...>>558837934I'm glad it exists as a remnant of Creek's OG racing outfit. Wish I had it at 3LB or MLB instead of 0LB
>>558838004*last corner.
Imagine the smell...
Awful mood princess since Skin outbreak didn't heal right away. I don't think I've ever seen her make that face in the second line before...
>>558837357>kind of parents18* stam parents
>>558837797>where some potato pc in a mudhut can run 200 clients simultaneously without issues.Well yeah, but that's a 2ndary concern to the original question. "Can 1 guy topple the three fags?". Of course you can always further improve things, like my making it completely headless, next step being making it FULLY automated front to back.>>558838001I know you don't care, and I appreciate using the max res 4chan let's you, but there is no point in doing so when you get artifacts like here.
>>558838170Bad mood
>>558838004I know, it's still 117m late from the start of late race.
These events are so grindy.
why the FUCK did cygames make mihoyo bourbon's career so HARD
>>558838170>>558838330I'm smiling at her but she is not feeling better... I'm not a prince... I'm a fucking frog...
>>558838356Well unless they start letting us bring in parents from the futures that's still the best option front fags have
something curious, at least to me, is that in the new JP scenario there are some scenario events that feels that are quite for (You) oriented
>>558838607>that's still the best option front fags haveKitasan (the uma, no inherit) will be the ace pick for longs, the rest are cheerleader fronts.
>>558838741most scenario events dont even involve your trainee at all
>>558838493wdym it's easy to make a sprinter Bourbon that is also undefeated
>>558838741Imagine my shock when the uma named Loves Only You does indeed love only (You)
>>558838741LoY’s entire campaign is extremely (You) oriented. Her scenario link extra scenes for the BC are just the cherry on top
>>558838395After Mant, after Grand Live is when they should introduce the auto trainer and it becomes more of a background noise than it does a grind.
>>558837357Creek, NY Opera, Mcqueen
>>558838741>Loves Only You has events that are quite for (You)
>>558838530cute and sex!
>>558838856I know, that's why it caught my attention>>558838893>>558838916>>558839057but in this case, she flirts with you even if you don't choose her as a trainee, it's like she's trying to steal me away
oh we are ULTRApitybaiting with this girl huh?
Can a human survive a pegging session from an uma?
>>558838293Noted.
>>558838607Tbf it is better than nothing. Kikuka Sho angling is 100m late but it worked well for angling pace, which is a dead strategy once Kitasan comes out.
!!!
Where are these when I'm trying to train fronts?
>one single line randomly doesn't have "master" censoredhuh???
>>558838979Not soon enough. 30k a run with x2 is painful to keep doing.
>>558839170when you realize that the onsen rooms were connected all this time
>>558839308>same costume>lobby line says master>ult choco says trainer
>>558839308Delete this before they "fix" it
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027564415525044443>promote the new concert>with an uma who is totally dogshit in the mode
>>558838601maybe you're a frog prince! like in that one simpsons episode
>>558839308is for the maid joke I guess, otherwise it wouldn't make sense and trannylator brain is not good enough to think in other ways to censor that word
>>558839109Those are her scenario link scenes and not just the generic scenario ones
wtf...the movie was actually kino?
>>558839647is that so? I thought they were the standard ones
>>558839257Based>>558839157A clean image/video can easily be upscaled. An artifact riddled mess will forever be ugly.
744 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>
>>558839729Yes, in particular that’s her epilogue scenario link scene after she wins the BC. Scenario link stories basically continue from the end of the uma’s career story. You won’t see these in the generic scenario events
>falco has won me two CMs>time for the actual dirt CM>none of my runs are going goodI DONT GET IT AHHHH
>>558839135>oh noo trainer I'm so weak
>>558839889naruhodo, thanks for the clarification
>>558839937proceeds to give you 11 children
FUCK i needed to include a medium spark in my grandparents to get taiki's medium to b without inspoits over
>>558839937
>>558829141Mambwo... Why?
>>558839257>>558839789I can't believe Topro and Mirako came out of that belly!
I'm 100% convinced this shit is either still bugged or uselessI'm literally watching fronts use it and nothing happens, ever. What the fuck was with that gaslight seiun sky webm people spammed back in the day of her teleporting back and forth?
>Finally get mile 3>Guts
Roll for FM card or Kitasan Black Uma?
apparently anni uma banners in JP are 5% SSR rate up and we don't get this until.until...... third anni?THIRD ANNI?COME ON
>>558840381BothThat's what I'm doingI can't fail at both with my stash of 3k carats, right?
>>558840381Are you okay with getting 3 of this useless card and only one fine motion?(If you are, FM)
>>558840479>SpoilerDo you believe in your ability to defy the odds and lucksack harder than you've ever lucksacked before
>>558840430>thid anniaccording to some anons, that’s when the good umas start to come out
>>558838001>>558839157you don't play the game retard
>>558840354I can.
>>558840562NoBut I literally have 0 hope for the future anyways so I might as well GAMBLE
>people bricking their accounts dumping 60k carrots for a MLB kawakami princess and THIS mess of a card
am i the only one who dosn't actively try to do parent runs? i
>>558839937>>558840216AAAAAAHH ARDAN IM CUMMING
say something nice about this womanlet
>>558840781You accidentally luckshit parents during MANT since all you do is race so you'll be fine in a month
>>558840781I need monies and sp so I ended up doing it anyway
>>558840851I love her.
>>558840767>air shakurI don't think I've seen anyone run that brick before
Who's the retard that made the rule that only real umas can be playable? Why even restrict yourself in the first place?
>>558839308I wonder if they just use AI to translate then """localize""" it. If they were translating it by hand, something like that would not go through.
>>558840767>>558840532>>558840381Honestly I'm waiting for the FM/Maruzensky banner and not even because of finemo herselfthe maruzensky card ALSO has the same problem where her debut banner comes with the dogshit nakayama fiesta cardDon't say "gamblemaxx" you're not funny
>>558839894You had to mutate her Turf to A for those CMs. Being restricted to dirt fucking sucks.>lack of sp>lack of stat gain from racing only shitter races>lack of fans because of dirtNot being able to race is a really big problem.
>>558841032that would explain BECOME Slow Metabolism and other smaller stutters in translation every now and then. But to be honest... that's every game, manga and LN these days it seems
>>558841032The first would be a tat silly. What I can see is ""them"" using AI for base translation, as trannylators are incompetent cunts, then they do basic correction stuff by hand. Same result, very different reasoning, either way it's dog shit.For all we know this single line was being done by a "third part", and unknown new guy or something, but I doubt it.
>>558841087Gamblemaxx
>>558839308Trannyslator was too busy jacking off and passed out. When he woke up, he didn't realize he didn't modify that line and hit submit and save
>>558841149idk I only do goal races during aoharu anywayadmittedly at the start of her career you have to do 2 shitter dirt races, so that's missing out on like 40~ skill points and 18~ of a random stat? that does suck but I feel like it shouldn't brick the run, she still hits all her fan goals fine
>>558841309>idk I only do goal races during aoharu anywayOh, man. If I don't end the career with 2k SP or close to it, I consider it a brick. Hitting stat goals is easy, but hitting skill goals is the hardest part.
THEY JUST RANDOMLY ADDED A NEW TAZUNA LINE WHEN SHOPPINGTHIS IS TRIGGERING THE FUCK OUT OF MY AUTISM WHERE'S THE GIGGLE
>>558840950
>>558841453I have 3 different skill point training cards and aoharu rewards you so much for spam training I never feel pressured, I get my core skills if a run goes wellI mean I'll race if I have a nothingburger turn AND I get lucky and there's a g1 avail, falco's career is already kinda race-heavy tho
>>558841012Humping Creek's big butt>>558841181Sucking on that pacifier while Creek gives me a handjob
>>558841468Her HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY in JP also throws me off.
>testing out my umas>my el condor pasa from my TT team is absolutely shitstomping front-heavy roomsShe has right handed and SFV...
>>558841670she sounds a little too happy with that line
is a skill hint or event more consistent? what number of total skills would it become better?
>>558839558blow your what?!
>>558841768normal pasa or fantasy? I built a fantasy pasa late and it hasn't been winning shit
more like blow my gay
>>558841978normal super generic pace chaser pasa, she has mile S but other than that she is NOT that impressive
>>558841768I know >Sprint CM but I lost to so many umas that only had Mile skills in the earlier rounds that it was hilarious
tranny youtubers tell me I HAVE to get fine motion before mantWitgod tells me I can cap 4 fucking stats with f2p cardsI just want to trust /uma/ though, not other people
>>558841548The cutest main character
>>558840361you need dodging danger too bwo…
>>558842353I did.
>>558842263VF said to get NTR card, finemo is okay too, 4 SR and guts is bait
>>558842407I recommend buying an ad
>>558842263Cap stats with no skillsThe recommended premium race bonus cards give you role compression so you can slot in cards that give you useful skills tooFineMo is one of many that are good, and the best Wit option for a long time
>>558842407>the "f2p" mode>NO YOU NEED TO MLB A SSR SUPPORT CARD THAT ONLY WORKS IN THAT SPECIFIC MODEI never watch this loser but damn he/she/it sounds obnoxious
>>558842263Vivlos vtuber is a massive whale while witgod is f2p
>spending carats during MANTblazer
>>558842263MANT is the worst scenario that will lead to burnout. The f2p way is to not tryhard and you will be fine and see you in Grandlive
*rapes you*
>>558842707between mares...
>>558840851Digitan is my kamioshi and she's stronger than all your favorite umas
>he is still stealing images
>>558842407>VF said to get NTR cardHe didn't tho
>>558842263>>558842502If you have at least one decent race bonus card MLB’d that isn’t a welfare, you can safely skip FineMo for the Creek/CB banner and be completely fine
>>558841667I used to think that Creek ritualpost was a bit silly... now I am not so sure...
>>558842263You see, there was this gaslight pic showing MANT umas getting S/S+ with 3 ningen decks, it was a pic with one exemple using Mihono and another one with Golshi. We are at the end of Unity and nothing like that was posted around, proving that it was a gaslight, this pic I believe supposedly came from TW server, not JP. After this, I won't trust nobody that isn't witGOD.
>>558840608You're right. I just log in every day to take pictures and videos of Stego.Because Stego cute.
>>558842810how would you know anyway?
>>558842850I'll say creek is even more of a gaslight than finemo>You only need stamina cards for long CMs which are rare>a lot of the SR stamina cards are great so the only time you NEED maestro is an uma with no gold recovery skillsMy creek is only LB2 but I use her SO LITTLE I have zero desire to give her crystals.
>>558843019That is a child's cunt and asshole
>>558843019
>>558842946 (me)>showing Aoharu umas Fixed. I fucked up there
>>558843019I could defeat this one.
jack off nighers
>>558842810reminder witshart posters are professional gaslighter, the guy is a massive paypig and his shills pretend he's f2p
>>558842996Then don’t roll on her banner. You are a creature of free will.
Real curry hours
>>558843019Holy crap that picture rapes!
>>558842263VF assumes people will enter MANT with MLB fine motion and creek, and will also pull on NTR banner tooSeriru assumes global players watching his vids are f2p poorfagsthat's the key difference
On day 1 I will be sending my TT umas to the slaughterhouseAfter getting shitstomped for five races, I will be running 10 careers in a rowI will somehow sneak into A, againand I will steal 2nd place off some better player, again
>>558843226This gaslight is my favorite it combines so many misdirections and just plain lies. Truly a work
The fact that so many people assume people have MLB fine motion WHEN SHE LITERALLY HAS NEVER HAD A BANNER YET is fucking baffling to meFIVE COPIES OF A CARD WITH 0 BANNERSSo many actual fucking drooling idiots just somehow assume everyone is an absurd luckgod
>sound advice that goes counter to Vtrannies is being shared around>suddenly porn with a million repliesNyooooooticing
>>558843623Seriru managed to pay for mlb fine so can you.
>>558843623Not that hard. you can luck shit since launch or rerolled. She's been in the pool for a while. Some already used crystal and selector
>>558843529Maya wouldn't settle for 2nd place
Don't tell me you fags are still shilling for that brown vtuber
>>558843726She would, actually.
>>558843707>just get lucky brolmao
That stupid youtuber is NOT a vtuber, please don't make me scold you all again!A bouncing png discord icon does NOT make you a vtuber!
>Sherry and Leon are married>Wesker clone shows up in a game where no one knows Wesker, and kills himself in the stupidest way possible >HUNK shows up as a boss with zero fanfare and dies with zero fanfare bro what the fuck is re9
>>558842707I'd let Vista and Gentle rape me any day...
Got back from the theaters, here's the damage report>I went to the big AMC theater in Times Square to go see it, for those who aren't familiar with it it's a big several-story multiplex with 25 theaters. They stuffed the showing I went to all the way on the top floor away from all the other theaters showing the new Scream and whatever else was new.>There were three cosplayers there in total (Two Cafes and a very thicc Mejiro McQueen)>The audience wasn't as autistic as I thought it was going to be and didn't go full "YFW Americans clap" during the whole movie like it has with other Anime movies I've seen in theaters (Looking at you Promare), only doing so when Jungle Pocket won the Japan Cup>The only other noticeable audience reactions were the Oguri Cap cameo (The only one to get any sort of reaction) and Fuji's Kisekis when she shows up in her racewear>After the movie let out a bunch of people set up a PVP room running Japan Cup I lostOverall it made for a fun Friday night.
>ironic weeb autismno one cares>anime only retardationno one cares
All you had to do was reroll for 1LB FM>>558843910tell 'em Falcoposter>>558843994>>There were three cosplayers there in total (Two Cafes and a very thicc Mejiro McQueen)RAPE>>After the movie let out a bunch of people set up a PVP room running Japan Cup I lost>he got raped
>>558843875Yes it's a gacha. People have luck shit into whale decks especially if they don't pull for umas.
>>558843707>not that hard>immediately explains off-bannering one specific SSR support card repeatedly as if it was some easily done taskSometimes /uma/ really disconnects from reality, it's like saying "works on my machine" yet somehow even stupider
>>558844038You cared enough to post a response
>>558843226no people are just retarded and think hes f2p because he shares f2p decks in his videos. I haven't even watched a vid since his 2nd and evne i know this. Though you're probably some faggot that likes one of the other slop tubers so
I asked I care
>>558844052falcoposters should be ridiculed at every opportunity
>>558843994I went to one in washington and there was one obese indian with a backpack covered in vtuber keychains, and that was it.Half the reason I went was to potentially meet uma fans, kinda bummed out, I thought WA had a lot of weebs...
>>558841978If paizuri el hits everything she giga stomps. Anything less than that you're barely placing.
>>558843994>(Looking at you Promare),You too? My Hero Academia was just as bad if not worse, too. Hearing Empire 25 being good gives me hope for tomorrow.
>>558844257paizuri + puppet hand job
>>558844257The puppet should get underwear too
>>558843623just pull harder retard
>>558843994>a very thicc Mejiro McQueenwhat no pics?
>>558844052>All you had to do was reroll for 1LB FManon half of this general are kitasan rerollers
I think digitan won? maybe? pretty hard to tell with a bunch of brown men? in costumehttps://vxtwitter.com/therealbuni/status/2027544945372918219
>>558844382Dumb phone poster
>>558844257Does the puppet moan too during umapyoi
>>558844353You realize a "thicc cosplayer" irl is not some woman with huge tits/ass/thighs?It's just some girl with a fat face/belly
>>558844410I literally don't own a phone
>>558843994How thicc are we talking about? Should have bought her a parfait or six
>>558844521>thirdie without phonehow do you survive!?
>>558843994my showing was mostly women...
>>558844450Me on the right
>>558844521It's rented?!
I'm actually getting jealous all of your showings had people
>>558844507That won't stop me bwo I even wrote Hanako fanfic at some point
>>558844554thanks for remind me, I need to look up her images
>>558844592>>558844659the opposite, I have a 6k$ computer that I simply am always by. zero reason to have a phone. I don't even know why im being called a phone poster.
All these pictures of Mcqueen being fatI now understand why Teio attracts fat anons, it's lore accurate
>>558844817tama would definitely not say that
>>558844382It was a Haru Urara
please post smart falcon
>>558844817>6k pcprove it. and no, simply posting a black and white list means jack.
>>558842263Witgod is /uma/
please don'tanyone but her
>>558844994>bro parent grind fuku and agnes tachyonliterally NO ONE IN THIS GENERAL did that
>>558844817tama can't afford that
>>558844985
Meanwhile, in brown Mambo land.https://litter.catbox.moe/0uf9et.mp4
>>558844957
>>558845154look at that round ass head
>>558845059why are Mejiros like this?
>>558844817>$6k pc>play umaisnt that kinda wasteful retarded
my theatre really liked the scene with digitanalso someone was singing along with the end credits umapyoi and it was NOT a cute girly voice
>>558844905It's canon (sorta)
>>558845285said the poorlad
You're all really mean
>>558845059Why won’t Dober do this to me
>>558845354me on the left>>558845330was it a cute boyish voice then?
How do I make sweepy put completed runs in the completed tab
>>558845465Learn to handle it, sweaty
My dinky suburb theater was mostly empty and silent the entire time. Essentially the type of experience people would pay extra for most of the time but it actually would've been fun if it was a bit silly and rowdy
>>558845520more like a teioposter voice...
Not a single biological female at the movie showing. What happened to uma?
>>558845285people will put together a $6k pc and then stare at their steam library with 500+ games and not play anything at all
>>558845726>500+poorfags
>>558845724Uma is a mans franchise
>>558845724>currenxisters and flacoxistersThey’ve played us for fools this entire time
>>558845724where do you live anon?
>>558845285Im still playing uma since launch as I can play anywhere from 15m-few hours a day. Then I play countless other games for 8h+, Requiem looks bretty nice on my OLED 65' (which i also play uma on )
>>558845724We scared them away with the epic cumposting... who would have thought...!!
>>558845883>TV faggoteeeeeeeeeeew
>>558845883I play on a computer too
Why would girls play this game when they have love and deepspace?
>>558845724>going any place filled with stinky dudes as a femalenot fem, but if i was, passxinfinity. Well, I'm a male and don't even go those places either so
>Tamamo is a scenario character for MANTit's finally time to show you retards what the real White Lightning looks like
>>558845724gacha females just follow FOTM or hoyoslopOur FOTM period ended when northernlion dropped the game. they're playing endfield (but are already starting to drop it) and will return to genshin/sr/zzz shortly
>>558846132what's the point of this scenario i thought it didn't even have a story
Kingu is so sexy
>>558845724The only girls who play uma and are committed fans are in Japan
>>558846132MANT has no scenario link.
>>558846132even though shes got the mile gimp? ouch
>>558845724I have the movie on my external drive and I can put on my VR device to watch it in a teather setting if I want to why would I go to a place where deodorant is not enforced?
>>558845724There were at least a few at my theater, 2 of them cosplayed
THIS IMAGE CONTAINS 3 DIFFERENT INSTANCES OF "IT'S SO OVER"
>>558846268stop poking holes on my post, shut up
>>558843994That Japan Cup room sounded like the most fun lol>>558844228Just one guy? Are you out in the countryside? I'm in Washington, but I stayed home to celebrate my dad's birthday sorry
>>558846132We have seen your white litghtning Tamamo, it was very small
>>558846517federal way, decently big town though not as big as seattle
>>558846390Is the Falcon icon one of them?
can I reuse this digitan for Aquarius
>>558846158>women are incapable of loyaltyBreaking: Kitchen with Fork inside
>>558846532it's not that small, it was average
>>558845112i actually tried
>taiki is an aoharu scenario link>has her associated skill already built in>otherwise has only an R cardnow that the dust has settled what were they thinking
>>558846132
>all these anons saying there were people at their movie showing>some even saw girls>some saw cosplayers>people even cheered umapyoi>my cold dead theater had literally no oneSometimes I'd like to interact with other people, pretending I'm an aloof loner gets old in the 30s...
I HATE TAMA BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP ON MY FREE ROLLS
im retarded >>558846612
>>558845147who actually won? i cant tell. i did lose my shit hearing this random mexican guy screaming SUZUKA SUZUKA though. my brother...
>>558846618Oh shit for real?Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp
There are multiple USA chants in the soundtrack. They're chanting too fast though, it has to be deliberate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkgZXeLqfHc
>>558846719yeah i went to the theater by myself and a suzuka cosplayer sat next to me and said "wow i didnt know boys played this game you should come be my boyfriend ill femdom you" and i said yes
>>558846719>people are so terrified of being cringe or perceived by others that they'll end up in their 40s with no friends, lovers, or physical touch of any kindHope it was worth it!
>>558846719just because there were girls at my showing doesn't mean i interacted with anybody or even acknowledged their existence
Pokke flatness!
>>558846719Don't worry that ny theater was probably smokescreened with "weebs" as a front for fed surveillance. It's probably normal that there weren't that many people in your theater
>>558835962to be fair, it wouldn't be much of a meme if people weren't falling for it
>>558846719>30s>going to anime movie showings ALONE>probably no wife/kids as wellHoly grim...
>>558846948anon I know this is gonna blow your mind but interacting with other human beings can be enjoyable/possible without fucking them
Soon.
>>558846778Golshi wins at the end from what I understood
>>558843994I'm an oji-san at this point, but I was happy to see the whole theater room was packed with high schoolers and college students. They were laughing and loud at the start but they focused in after Tachyon's win. There were two cosplayers (female) and a few others wearing uma headbands. Like half the room stayed behind at the end for umapyoi and a few sang along. If I wasn't an autistic 30-something I'd have asked some of the guys who'd stayed for umapyoi how their CM prep was going.
>>558847172yeah it was enjoyable and possible and then i got a uma femdom gf
I like how Biwa isn't thirsty compared to other umasWhat a good girl
>>558839795Mission complete!
I AM DOWN 120 ENERGY WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR ITHOLY FUCK STOP GIVING ME THIS TEAM I AM SO SICK OF THIS
If I had balls I would bring glowsticks and dance like I was at an idol concert when umapyoi was playing. Alas.
>>558846742Seems fine
>>558847287mc donalds has anime themed uno decks, should i get the spy x family one?
>>558840532I want the shadowverse evolve version of this card because I love that princess
>>558847112>Taking your wife and kids to a movie where nobody else showeredWhat next? Sacrificing a lamb to moloch?
>The closest showing was over 3 hours awayIt was over before it even began for me...
Fuck you guys I have to wait a whole work week because my theaters that are showing are across town. So I cant even go after work without driving the distance or going down town. I'll watch the weebiest shit known to man in my 30's proudly if it means I get to actually have FUN instead of working all the time.
>>558847369sounds like a solid plan
>>558847287SLOP
>>558846719Jfc Gentildonna
>>558847112anons with a wife and/or kids are not allowed in this general
>there are anons who will have gone through the entirety of aoharu/unity cup who STILL lose to riko
>>558847452nyo...
>>558847497What's wrong
>>558847503im going to see it with my wife tomorrow afternoon
>>558847551She’s absolutely mogging that poor uma
>>558847551A mogging that brutal should be against the geneva convention
The canon trainer is male and he FUCKS his trainees
>>558847649I agree
>>558847354good, she killed witgod for me
>>558847527>bring 3+ wit cards>NEVER race, ALWAYS train>NEVER rest since wit training>5x double circle>STILL LOSE A UNITY CUP RACETHE FUCK ELSE CAN I DO?????
>>558846719You just described my Chainsawman movie experience. I showed up Saturday the weekend it opened, one other person in the theater, one who showed up later, and by the end of the film both had since left. It was surprisingly lonely. I really felt like Denji watching the credits. It was worse because the movie was so fucking GOOD.
>>558847649t. Mayano Top Gun
The canon trainer is male and he FUCKS Aoi
>>558847112>>558847569Does your wife (or kids) see you look at uma porn on le 4chinz
>>558847190I've seen a bunch of videos of cosplayers running and if there's a Gold Ship cosplayer they win every time. strongest uma strongest fans
any cute cosplayers at the movies
>>558847809I agree
>>558847809sex with ningens
>>558847809
>>558847867I actually saw a Bakushin cosplayer but she wore a short sleeve undershirt like WTF
>>558847867Yeah there was a rice shower cosplayer(male)(boy)
If so many of you are apparently Americans, then who am I supposed to blame for the recent quality of the threads?
>>558848013plenty of americans can be brown including their postersits kind of a thing they argue a lot about at the moment
>>558848013burgers? they are the browns (asians)
>>558848013>ironic weebs that go to the cinema to meet up with their cringe stinky as fuck weeb friendsthey're normalfags, worse htan indotards
>>558847649The trainees fuck trainer anon.
>>558848089What the fuck is he doingTell the uma to go back, it's late night
>>558848013west coast Americans are browneast coast Americans are whiteuse this information to inform your decisionmaking
>>558848089is that Top Road? why is Top Road like this?
>>558848089>decide to live in a place where there is security>security decides to do fuck all when an uma comes aroundmy life is pure pain you have no idea
>>558847847That’s because the goldshit cosplayers are always men
>>558847390no granny it's not pronounced sixty seven it's six seven
>>558847840They’re so big that her shirt doesn’t fit right
>>558848115Are you kidding?That police officer is nowhere near strong enough to stop an uma in love and likely has his own family he wishes to return to.If anything the officer is there to open the gate/unlock doors for the uma to minimize structural damage to the trainer dorms.
Sigh.
>>558847527Luck game needs luck, I lost rounds 1 and 3 in a run and managed to win against riko, and there are times where 550spd 400sta 500pow aces manage to lose rounds 2 or 3
>>558848215The one from the video that anon posted was a woman, or female enough.
>>558847390good post
>>558848293Dumb Avian
>>558848115>tell an uma off>mysteriously get firedno thanks
>>558848013>Americans>WhiteYes they're all playing CoD, Fortnite, NBA 2k, Madden not Umamusume Pretty Derby
Do you know what's scary about Uma Musume? It's that you can't just stick to your favorite. To know about your favorite, you have to raise their relationship characters, and when you raise those other relationship characters, you end up getting attached, and then you end up raising even more relationship characters for the ones you've grown fond of, forever and ever
It's really fucking scary going in with 13,5k umas against 14k stat sticks.
