>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>558772741
You can put the twin axe death knights in a backstab loop. That's neat.
Someone queue
>>558866586i am qued
>>558865169Put nightreign in the subject field next time you retarded fag
ded q
So we can all agree tinpo is Tide right?
>>558866905Impossible, tinpo doesn't go on long tirades blaming his teammates
>>558866905yes and manta is shifty's alt where she's playing with her feet it all makes sense now!
>>558866714No you aren’t, it’s been 1/3 forever
>>558867127I joined the que because of your post
Playing Elden Ring again for my gf's playthrough. Want some adviceI have 900+ of different craftables so I've been playing perfumer but I want to go harder on the status effects. The plan is to shoot for a build that does all status effects except bleed. Frost, rot, sleep, poison, and madness. And try to make it a bit more engaging without being cheap (so no dual antspur). I have:-poison perfume offhand -madness spells-frost throwing knives offhand-dryleaf arts or milady (with the rot kick ash)-status potsLooking around for a good plague knight look while I'm at work, or if I should go for a different vibe. Any look you'd recommend? Or alternative gear? Would I be right to assume that this would amount to a FAI/ARC build?
Queue already, it’s the weekend >>558867205Dex/arc with fai to use weapons that suit the theme. A big fat alburnaic head would make you look like a sick ugly retard with gout
>>558867205>Antspur + poison>Chilling Mist on anything with inherent bleedThere you go, 4 statuses in 2 slots and you can infuse them with whatever depending on the boss. But if you wanted that boring answer I don't think you would have all that shit so idk what you want. You probably hacked in 999 of all crafting mats.
So Nightreign makes all status buildup regardless of weapon/infusion scale off Arcaneand Elden Ring only uses Arcane to scale statuses if it's infused with bleed, poison, or if it has inherent status build - occult too?Is this correct?
>>558868243correct
i hate elden ring so much it's unreal
>>558868542we know, shitposter kun
>>558868243Base elden ring only scales status if it has arcane scaling for damage, nightreign arcane also improves the status buildup of things that don't increase with arcane in the base game like frostbite and scarlet rot.
>3bars>blames teammate
mountaintops is the black people of shifting earths
Anyone tried reforged 2.0?
>>558869448projecting wh*tey xddd mountaintops is fine
>>558869760how trish looks at me while she's stepping on my bwc
>>558869760i'm not white though
no full hp negation, no LL item, no cast speed classic ED libragg
bg lagbra
I dunno why I ulted to Rez desu. I didn’t really expect him to drop sky pebbles, a sigil and throw his staff about in unison. Got there in the end though
>>558869920we know terrjeet
>>558870180Don't namedrop yourself terrtroon
>>558869760>white character reaction imageDumb tinx. >>558870113>shitcluse is a dumb slut Many such cases
>>558869802trash is brown and wished she looked like that
stream domo
>>558870386Even though I carried (found a purple less likely)
>>558870180i'm not indian though
Ansbach is non-white and valid
>>558866785kys
>>558870778>dsjeet threadshitter meltykino
>>558870505You can hardly carry yourself thoughbeit.
>>558871241Shut up dork. No one likes you
>>558870505Sludge is so cool...
>>558871484boobs
Back to his flowchart of replies. Sad.
> Chink duchess with obvious hacked relic for carian sword sorcery build but doesn't have a dormant for staves (while having magic +4 AND carian sword sorcery up in every single deep relic)> doesn't find a good staff and be completely useless the whole match.
>>558871484>>558871826>so upset xhe repled twice>STILL no triple digit streakWorthless recluse at per. I would just ropemaxx at this point bro.
>>558871904I have a carian sword build with it in every single slot, 2x Matk+4, 1x affinity atk+2, dormants staves, 2x character skill cooldown+2, skill attack up, night invader, evergaol, invun on skill, increased ho, vig+3 and max hp from churches and I never use it because it’s pretty underwhelming. Think you just need to accept people have rolled the cheat builds
>>558872087Only 3 people have triple digit and two were duo. I have a good feeling about this streak though. 32 for my first melee recluse attempt was ok, might just switch to guardian for dreg though
>>558872120Nah, it was a pretty obvious cheat build because it also stacked with max hp and w/e good with almost no curse and the guy was a chink that played like shit on top of it.
>>558872087nta but you should ropemaxx after all this useless drivel you've been posting here, you come off as a disabled schizo with nothing else to do with your life
>troon merchant melty
>>558872448Says the guy writing essays about me
>>558872087You keep talking about triple digit winstreaks yet you've never posted yours, curious
>Undertaker is WAY BETTER THAN YOU THINK>Thumbnail preview starts running>Depth 3DLC guardian claims won’t go away from her
>>558872496You seem upset with your multi-replies xis
>>558870912dsg loves nightreign thoughever
>>558870778Thread completely vandalized again.
so what we do gankso what we kill jeewe're just having funwe don't care who sees
>>558872985>me:queuing>(you): shitposting 24/7 in a thread for a game you literally don’t have installed anymoreYou’re like an irl 3 bar
>>558874181sent the brown threadshitter flying good job sludge
>failed top tier is still going Truly, the mindraped.
What a great day of Nightreign with the bros.cant believe it’s already 7pm. It’s getting late but I’m ready for more. Join queue friends
>>558872985You hit the nail on the head xhe troon merchant is seething in the queue because she is the blocked.
the qt is queueing (queue terrorist)
>>558874098living young and wild and freeeequeueing in an hour
Ranged characters in this game are so insanely stronger and easier to play it almost makes me appreciate wylder players but they’re still just playing the easiest melee character.
>unironically listening to brown music
literally have no motivation to boot the game anymore. winning in deep isn't even fun, its the exact same experience as any "coop" fps everyone is dumb and then they die rather than you know WORKING TOGETHER plus politicians are being retards again too, time to work on my backlog before we get vapourized.
>>558870912>m-muh knockoff game wasn't in the OP!!>claims someone else is having a meltykys lol
>>558874523i appreciate melee players who don't dodge sideways into ranged players
>>558874594you seem rather upset gonna cry, dsgtroon?
>>558874568hey, stop reading the news and doomscroll on xitter so much. let's go for a walk outside
>>558874181kek
>>558874863i totally tuned out of politics until I was told this morning murica bombed iran don't tell me stuff I already do idiot. if you fuckers stop trying to destroy the planet every 5 minutes i'd be playing video games. just not night reign.
1 use items to improve items2 ????? look at enemies????? and then?????3 enemies take damage together, allies heal togetherwhat does looking at enemies do?
>>558874568I won’t miss you, you probably mained guardian
>>558875175Ask chatgpt
@grok what does the scholar's nyooticing skill do
>>558875301i mained exe and rev, although bird is not a bad character if you use steel guard properly, if you don't its shit like you.yeah im done being nice after getting insulted every time I post here. fuck you.
>>558875175Notes findings, its like lurking a thread.
>>558875759>faggot contrarian mains Good riddance.
>>558875759I hate you
Why aren't trishjeets past broadcasts public?
>>558875759Call him a brony you'll be more than even.
>>558876286xhe deleted the vod after this happened kek
>threadbrowns can't procure ammo for their threadshittingbased trish honestly
>>558876286Threads have been weird ever since he had to kill that personality.
>>558876607trishjeeta xisters not like this...
>>558876607exejeets and undertroons are so worthless lol
>>558864629you didnt apologise, you said you didn't do anything wrong. Thought I'd let you know!
>>558876607I just don't have VODs enabled, if you guys want I'll turn them on
gg heolstor idk what happened to afk merchant
>>558876763Hmm I agree with the sentiment but it's kinda funny, you never know who's gonna job... (pro tip it's gonna be me). Is no biggie it's just a game
avatarfagging from an anime he never watched award
how is haloslop scholar?
that anime is trash tbqh just jack off to the oppai loli and be on your way
>>558877589If you're such an anime gawd name every anime dork
gg
>>558877280troon merchant is not having a good day today xhe already had a melty earlier in this thread.
8 negation stacks, quite nice
>>558877650Truth, I like how they broadcast fat loli oppai to the whole country
>>558877432Your first stream was archived? You clearly turned it off to avoid embarrassment.
>>558877945would
>>558877906The way she refuses to take any accountability is kinda fucked up
>>558878025Oh was it. I don't really care if I job, if I'm gonna stream, there's gonna be a lot of that! II had a decent winrate we lost like 3 games out of like 9...? I'm no cc but I wanna improve!
>>558878046Turns out being delusional and on HRT is not a good combo
>>558877945Semen demon
>>558870469Should I streammm, please ask meee, make me embarass myself...
>>558878534xister...
>>558878534full pic pls
>>558875175analyze on allies improves stamina regen at level 1, increases max stamina at level 2, gives you damage negation bubble for 1 second at level 3analyze on enemies decreases their attack at level 1, decreases it more at level 2, reduces absorption for 1 attack at level 3both level 3s are hard to use. on yourself should be used like a parry, but if you're analyzing to level 3 you probably don't have aggro. analyze level 3 on enemies increases the damage of 1 attack, so it should be coordinated with ults. which can't really be done with randoms
>>558872253The people with 3 digit winstreak just savescummed whenever they lost. You really think you'd go 100 games without the servers crashing randomly?
>>558878713>shitter copecinema
You will never be a maiden.
>>558878534stream domo
>>558878815>Deviljeet canned response timekino
>>558878656it's nothing special bro
>>558878927pretty nice boobies at least
>>558872253which 3 people? devil, cc and who?>>558878713cc posted his log though
>>558879001The log would look like that if you savescummmed, it just deletes the matches you lost
>>558872253I don't know how you come up with new winstreaks every day when we all know your gameplay is mid asf, high B tier at most
>>558868542/erg/ - Elden Ring General
>>558877926How come more people don't have pepe blocked, he has a worse attitude than randoms and never drops you shit
>>558879001are we counting devils one even though he CE relics?cinema kino
>>558879036you'd have to also save scum out the matches between a loss and the next 3 wins after because the rank would show their losses since rank is server bound not save boundyou'd also need nobody to ever snitch on your losses
>>558879484>le ccsissy is so good>first time they got onto Extremist's stream they jobbed
>>558878713winstreak is meaningless since you could just grind them up in solo gladius runs if you're autistic enough
>>558879484the only losses that get snitched are the ones that happen on streamno one actually namedrops people when people ask names? after a job post
>>558879265lack of attentiton seeking posts in thread and plays ok
Enough shitposting please
>>558879623people don't namedrop after a loss but if someone says "I won my last 100 games" when they lost a game the day before then someone is going to snitch
>>558879484I could swear I saw cc going "I lost my streak" when she was at like 60 and then magically had it again
>>558879265Pepe is a winner simple as
>>558879796>she
>>558879881she has an anime girl pfp on steam
cc's streak is invalid because they didn't play with trish
This is depth 6
>>558878903Wait a moment please Imma cooking
>>558880030Nobody wants your stream
>>558879984Trvke, she would've given her a run for her money with how bad trash is
>>558880030for your husband?
>>558880030>>558880132tinpo is so lucky
>>558879984nah trish has normal builds and is sometimes alrightmanta though? thats the true test, if your streak survives that you're S tier
>>558880132Nyo. Wish I could cook my future erg husband snacks for his queue seshes!>>558880083B-But >>558878903 a-asked...
>>558879265pepe just runs from poi to poi without paying attention to whats happening ingamethink guy just burned out and plays on autopilot at this point
>>558880247asking for naked apron cooking stream
>>558880284>>558879265i miss when pepe would post the funny pepe horse. those were good times...
gg heolstor idk why you guys have a problem with pepe he's fine when he plays with me. Also I found a thing
>>558880376What if he's a hairy fat man?
Carrying manta 5 times against actual bosses, Adel and Fulghor don’t count, is the test to be S tier. Carrying trish is the B tier test.
>>558880412>gg heolstor idk why you guys have a problem with pepe he's fine when he plays with me. Also I found a thingHe can't do it to everyone, he needs people to play with ofc
>>558880457hairy fat men don't post cute anime girls on 4channel. org
>>558880376nyes I want to cook anon latinx food, taco taco taco
why does she talk like that
>>558880668Well I just did and I'm a fat hairy brown man from Pakistan saar
>>558880794gyatt!
>>558880771I hit myself with a rock relaly hard in the head when I was a kid, I shit you not, I passed out a}nd everything
>>558880828That... explains a lot really
>>558880794I look like this
>>558880828RetardGOD
>>558880925does it clap when you walk?
>>558880891>>558880935Yeah it was a really heavy boulder at least a few kilograms and It felt flat on my head and I Was bleeding profusely, so now here I am playing nightreign
>>558880969When I jog up stairs it does
...
>>558881128I think you should sit on my face
>>558881203Anon’s comfy face!
>>558881215too big
stop with the erp for fucks sake
>>558880891Yeah I did an IQ test a few weeks ago and I scored lower than avaerage
shut the fuck up already
>>558881215Disgusting. Only amerilards would enjoy this
https://youtu.be/JkhcJUBBMUU?si=B6H2dnNwIlT7jJhX*sigh* guess im just gonna have to mod in my content before fromsoft ever releases a fucking update
>>558881403>>558881319Your meta drivel about what's off topic or not is worse
>>558881203>>558881279anon's face after>>558881351are you at least above the Somalian average of 68? (rounded up because I don't want to say the dreaded number)
>>558881351Cute. I took one too and I’m right in the middle. I’m the queen of the bell curve, my throne rests on the highest point in the middle.
>>558867205Arc/faith but mostly Str Occult
>>55888166180
>>558879603He got himself caught into the elo terrorism stream in the middle of his smug crusade against meta builds. That is to say the lesson here is to always bring good builds because you never know when you get double balancer teammates who don't even use weapon skills.
>>558881662Uoh my qveen...
>>558881837>Can't carry ELO terrorismThen what's the point of having an ultra gamer streak if you cant perform in any situation. It's why I get weirded out when streakers blame their team
>>558867205>for my gfGood one>>558864629What a great character this is
imagine hanging malenia with miquella's hair
Recently I've been replaying DS3 and holy shit if the online fucking sucks. Every couple PVP fights end up with the host instantly reviving after getting kill, and me and the other invaders exploding or something. It truly gave me a new perspective on ER online. Specially when it comes to collecting shit for the covenants for that was the only reason i even bothered in DS3.
>>558881087So last you remember before playing Nightreign was being a child with severe head trauma?
>>558881950Those ultra gamertacular streaks are 100x easier when your team does good damage and the players themselves have some thought put into their builds (sign of higher IQ / dedication to the game)The game was dissected post match already so this is my last input on it
>>558881642
Is Zullie trans or an actual female? I can’t tell after listening to the voice.
>>558881780My god thats about the average of a crow or a monkey. This really puts into perspective of how retarded manta is. She's probably at the level of a dog or an octopus
>>558882235Trans. The funniest part is that it was a normal dude, that simply used the avatar for the funnies. But it got to his head, and ended up making him an unironical troon.
>>558881950Extremist's elo melt streams are worse because he duos with his depths 2 brother so you're solo playing the game.
>>558882192>>558881950There is no point, streaks mean nothing when you can just reset yourself to D1 at any time.
>>558882319Many such cases. Never use avatars.
>>558882319Damn. The bat avatar is kind of cute too. I know he used to post on /vg/ in the dark souls general.
>>558882403Saintpump is alr he's better than his brother at least
>>558882435Cope from a jealous shitter with no winstreak.
>>558882235Hes Hellkite Drake after a nervous breakdown>>558882545>bat is cuteNo it’s disgusting
what if we taxed streamers
>>558882651what if we taxed ER players
>>558882235>>558882235>>558882647>>558882319Zullie was already proven to be a girl and proven to be not hellkite drake
>>558881950Truth nuke
>>558882717if it's only those who play online then that's fine by me
>>558882647Why is it disgusting? I think it’s cute, but I cannot support a tranny.>>558882771Proof?
What's the ACTUAL funnest ER build?
>>558882875Its just drawn in shitty westoid deviantart troon style and not glorious straight japanese anime style>>558882647>>558882771What does it mean to be "Hellkite Drake"?
>>558883008117 poise BHS cleanrot knight sword with rot/eletric grease
>>558882875https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/338664385/#338980249>zullie is hellkite drakehttps://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1pgjqoc/this_is_hellkite_drake_finally_addressing_why_i/
>You're not a real gamer if you don't play with a duoq Brazilian zdps guardian or a duoq Mexican floorhugging retardPsyops to get you to unblock trish
>>558883284I duo'd with tinpo like 2 days can you stop leaking about it
quite a thrilling ed goat that was no less likely target needed for any of us
>>558883223Zullie's too autistic on his research to not be a dude.
>nooo don’t use haloslop it makes the game too easy!!! :(((((>nooo don’t pick guardian he makes the game to hard!!! :(((((Pick a lane tranny
>>558883008cheat in a permenent deflecting hardtear effect and then cheat in dryleaf arts then go through the game with just those 2
>>558883498shut the fuck up trish
>>558883498>You don't enjoy tic tac toe because it's too easy?>Ok okay chess against an unbeatable AI>W-what do you mean you don't want to pick either choice you can't do that :((((((
>>558883637Many are saying this
>>558881493I wish that was true…>>558879946Got his ass
>>558883767LMAO you always make the darnest comparisons, comparison anon
>>558865847Mickey is so perfect. Best character in the game. Deserves all the sex and women like he wants <3.
>>558882235Obviously a tranny. You can literally hear it in his voice.>>558882545It’s cute when you don’t have to see the weird throat surgery part.
>>558883964didnt play the game awardall he wants is big radahn cock in his divine anus
>mass reply spammer woke upthread quality is about to take a nose dive
>>558884091worst part is actual trannies can train their voice to be more feminine than that without resorting to surgery
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421 Saar your jobbing is served
>>558883473Anon there are several female content creators out there more autistic about souls games than you.
>>558877542>>558877945Hot. Post more.
Trish what weapon did you main in World?
>>558879662>>558879852>>558880284>>558880391There is a nonzero chance he completely forgot he has the password on
>>558884606charge blade
who invited the ugly green chud
>>558883767>man you know what would make this game that I’ve been playing for 10 months more enjoyable? If it was easier
they won
me nigga leave him alone
I fucking love playing with chinamen!
Im never gonna get over this 2 million murk fuuuck
trish sits in queue for 30 minutes every game... if you laugh...
>>558885393>threadshitter meltykino
Sorry for going afk earlier. Was surprised you were still rezzing me regardless.
>>558884461first, no one is more autistic about souls games than MEsecond, all those female creators do the same basic shit over and over. most of the times simply parroting what other posters have already analyzed. 99% of the times women stay on superficial terms with fandoms and any interest in general.
>>558885281I like collecting it.
>>558885393Yesterday I played like 12 hours queueing back to back desu
>>558883498>threadmelty kinoshitter
>>558884885Lapp armor still gives me nightmares.
>>558885578RETVRN
>>558885572>kino kinocinema
>>558885728when the fuck are they releasing it. i've been postponing my replay of ER just for it
I miss her so bad
>>558876763>>558876875>>558877273good points made here
>Noooooo you can't cheat in house marais it makes the game too easy :((((((>Noooooo you can't go afk at the start of each run it makes the game too hard :((((((Pick a lane mutt
>>558885828mohg... that was a dude...........
>>558885828miss who so bad?
>>558885927>>558885927LMAO SORRY i like to light up a cig surely u guys acan take care of the footmen, also its not every run
>>558885828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhbe3ueCLPw
>>558885927>threadkino shittermelty
>>558885797sameniggerzaki owes me more content
>>558885984>ciguse zyn that shit will kill youit shows up on thermals
>>558886189wdymguys shiteazu is quueing on purpose with me blocked to bully me, mods destroy his house
>>558886071I was expecting worst and got Williekino. Nice.
>unironically haloslops>gets blocked by the last few ergys >forced to play with randomskinoget deported to china trash
The fact From haven't yet shown or teased ANYTHING new is worrying.Then again most likely their next game will be another experimental Sekiro-type.
>>558886303its just shiteazu clogging the queue on purpose because he got gapped by GAWD knights
>>558885931I don't really care, it still hurts>>558886071Kino
>>558874483>>558873891>>558874483>dsgtroon shit taste shining through again typical
>>558885797>>558886184Our only cope is the bloodmoon meme on Tuesday (extremely desperate cope) that will reveal more Duskbloods and it will release in March as rumored. Duskbloods has to release before Tarnished Edition.
>>558886407This is why we cant have nice things
huh I didn't know we can play jenga with raider totem, nice
>>558886727I think I saw a video about this.
>>558883284>>558883637>>558883805You seem… obsessed?
>>558885927Of course. And honestly? No frustration here at all. I’m just glad we can shape the vibe so it’s right for you. So we’ll keep it fun, light and super comfy. Just let the whimsy flow.
I just want them to mod Raider model unto ER already...
>>558886407I loved this slut so much I miss her give us season 2
>>558885797It’s not happening because the Shitch can’t handle it. Get over it and move on with your life.
>>558887253Same the teacher witch was hot af
>>558887352Absolutely. I’m all in for making it a great experience. And if there’s anything specific you want me to adjust just let me know. We’ll keep it fun and easy going all the way. And any time you want to take my feedback and sprinkle something whimsical just let me know.
>>558884096Believes his homo head canon fan fiction to be canon award.
>>558884461Prove it. List and post them.
>>558886303this must be viteazu he's the only with the no relics autism
>>558884885Who are they?
>>558887729the vague posters
>>558868542this but Shartreign
>>558887842okay now this is epic
>>558887729The Regulars are a famous gay porn group whom terrjeeta used to enjoy masturbating to when xhe still had xher penis. They disbanded much like xher discord and xhe's been depressed about it ever since, thus xhe reminisces about them here by posting them every now and then.
viteazu vs trish
>>558888047Its pretty much one sided ive never even interacted with viteazu and he's obsesh for some reason
it wasn't this bad when grass was in control
>>558887996>this post has been fact checked by real dee ess jee cordxisters: true!
Q
lmao this is what an actual cheater build looks like guys, since a schizo accuses people everyday
>>558888275Sorry you feel that way. But I understand. We will keep it light, fun and whatever you’re in the mood for. Just let me know and we’ll keep the good times rolling
>>558888537classic cheater rev build
>>558888650thanks jeetgpt it means a lot to me
stop cheatingstart NTR
>>558881215What's with the fly/bug?
>>558888970probably from the Malenia prompt and rot?
Seluvis is a goddamn puppet...a PUPPET!!!
>>558888916That sounds great. Just keep the good vibes going. We’ll have everything nice and easygoing. If you want to shift gears or add a little extra flare just let me know.
>>558888969isn't that immoral?
>>558888952cute
>Cheat my relics>Don't have to waste hours on the relic gacha anymore and can just play a run in one sitting
>>558889132>play a run in one sittingSo every run ever? What did you mean by this?
>>558889242she has to stand up and run around because she's cute and autistic
Just rolled this, perfect for sens
Wow! It’s almost 11pm! One more match of Nightreign. What a great day with erg bros.
>>558889314>DLC Guardian
>>558889121playing this game is already immoral
im getting sleepy and horny
>>558889337>>558889426Jeets
>>558880828this happened to me too, I was swinging on clothes hangers until one snapped and I fell forehead first into a stone step on a staircase, and then I woke up being rolled into a hospital emergency room a second later
>>558888537These are legitt. Deviljeet
>>558889494Name?
>>558888275'rass was a massive faggot too doebeit
>>558889494Yeah that kinda head trauma probably has life long consequences
>>558889307True>>558889460 (me)Meant for >>558888969
Why do Undertaker mains look like this? Is it because they love eating everything?
>>558885475If you actually knew some of these women you'd know how passionate they are. And it's just not about theories or lore either. Think about art and cosplay.>>558887612Miss chalice, msbee69, hanny of limveld, mslee, scadutree but the former 3 are only on twitter.
do you guys like fromsoftware
>>558889132nigga ur a /bag/got
>>558889681We dont have to move we can just ulti everywhere so we get obese
>>558889595yeah I mean I hear voices in my head and schizo out hellas and had a 4.0 GPA on my stem major and am unemployed with money like a retiree in my mid20s and I shitpost on 4chan all day instead of doing anything noble so you're right
>>558847708Weird dsgtroon dilation post >>558852094That’s just factual yeah
>>558889832?
bg
>>558889832bro is lagging
>>558889805And other random nonsense to lie about on the internet
>>558885475>no one is more autistic about souls games than MEconfidently, you lose against me on a good day I say
>>558888537I saw a chinese rev with the most mediocre beast claw build except for night invader on a deep relic.You can run but you can't hide. God will cut you down and lay your iniquities bare
Why did they reuse Margit’s model for Morgott isn’t that just lazy?
you set his brown ass on fire and now he's seething well done victory is yours
>>558889953>>558889832>>558887996Hilarious how these posts all belong to the same person. Actual neet loser who just shitposts day in day out.
>>558890195 I NEED A DAMAGE REPORT ON THAT NAIL STRIKE JOHNSON
>>558889786Peak
>>558889681I look like this
>>558890630show usssssss
>>558888537>lvl 15>7 ghosts summonedlmao
>>558890774Too skinny and too wh*te
>>558890774>TattooYikes
>>558890774made for pumping full of white babies
>>558890774nghh
>>558890774She... she looks like me.. She's built like me... I... thank you :heart:
>>558890893>xhe thinks R*cluse is african oh no no no
>>558890774>tattooswomen are literally born meeting the "unrealistic ideal" of debtfree, virgin, no tattoos and still fuck it up
>>558890774Trans
>>558890898>>558891107Found the incel chuds
>>558890898>>558891107Trvth.
>>558891069Recluse is black
>>558890898>>558891107equip the concealing veil nigga they found you
>>558888537calm down trish you retard
toot toot, sorry margit didn't exist on my end. in hindsight I probably should just went to fight invaders instead.
>>558891296recluse is a white person with black painted skin*
>>558890213 (me) I’m retarded and new to this website and a bit brown I meant to quote these posts here >>558888047 (me) >>558887795 (me) >>558886098 (me)
>>558889953it's always funny to me because obviously you won't have any way of believing or trusting what anyone says, but inversely you don't know how often some of the things I say here are completely true
>>558890774>tatsRuined. Don’t post this rancid garbage ever again.
>>558891650Don't reply to me with your nonsense drivel, threadshitter.
Damn RE9 is mid guys.Really disappointed.
>>558891817my husband thinks like this so I can't get a tattoo now
>>558890630Same
>>558892014Point that finger back at yourself you smelly thread shitting retard
>>558892021no shit sherlock
>>558892021mass appeal hype-ridin' moviegame slop? no surprises there
>>558891456Wrong
>>558892056He's a good man
>>558892056sorry to inform maam but your husband is an incel chuddivorce him, take half his stuff, and get that tattoo
>>558891296>>558892240Wrong
>>558892056your husband is based
>>558887996>>558889832>>558889953got its faggot ass and made it dilate profusely without a shadow of a doubt victory is yours and it is a crying loser continuing to try to save face
>>558892240>>558892539Wrongs
Why is he having a melty this time?
>>558892021You’re just wrong. It’s better than the last two main entries. Reviews confirm this. It only lags in the second half but is still a solid romp. Borders on kino, even.
gg gregs smooth run and clean fight
>>558892857Why are you cheating your relics?
ok let me briefly indulge in schizo theorycraft for a second-marika pulling runes from the dead body of a godskin noble (?)-then she stands in a portal and pulls and shapes the strands in such a fashion they become the very runes that shaped the Elden Beast into the Elden ring as we know it-there are explicit gestures and symbolic shapes, it is akin forging something, it requires a specific geometry-not only that; the different shapes of Marika's and Radagon's rules also serve as a purpose, not only an image of the feminive (curved, organic) and masculine (geometric, artificial), but also giving shape and purpose to Marika's tree roots that will serve as a solid base for her Golden order and the ErdtreeMarika's ascent to godhood lies on sacrifice, genocide and deceptionand what is Miquella trying to accomplish? everything that Marika did, and worse:he literally stands on the shoulders of past mistakes, both figuratively and metaphorically, perverting and twisting his own kin's will; Marika tried to embrace her other self, Radagon, but Miquella abandoned every single piece of him, Trina included: he's devout of love, affection, any physical connection with this world is gone, only a husk of golden remaininghe's doomed to fail becuase he's growing a sapling, grafting onto an already dead plant, their roots will never find purchase, it will never grow old like the haligtree
>>558892941pottery
>>558891802True. Seems like the safe bet is to assume it’s all bullshit except for the believable parts (loser posting on 4chan all day).
>>558892056Uh oh you married a chud. Better make sure you never cut your hair short or get any piercings either. Remember it’s his body not yours.
>>558892941>thread is slow? allow me to shit it up with retarded nonsense good sirs!
>>558893016well, the way I see it there's no benefit at all from assuming falsehoods, were it really affected by these things being true or not, for me it ends up being an exercise in discerning how something stated could be possible in theory, I think a world of possibilities teaches you more of life than an approach of closed-off mistrust
>>558889805same except I don't hear voices, have 3 degrees, and am early 30swanna go elk hunting sometime? my new baby is ringing steel from 900m
>>558893441that was not your invitation to start thread shitting too
>>558893441that would be really quite nice, maybe in the next life anon
I'm gonna shit on the floor
>>558893186sorry next time i'll do tranny ERP and talk about manta or something
>>558892921huh?
>>558893886it's called LGBTQIA+ friendly literotica, chud
>>558893886Now you’re getting it. Ask this tard for advice next time >>558890213
>>558893886you blew his brown threadshitting ass the fuck out and now he's having a meltdown great job you achieved total victory over the brown troons
>>558892192>>558892149>thread shitter didn’t play the gamecinema
>>558892941miyazaki himself pretty much said all this more succinctly before the release of the dlc when he said we'd get an understanding of marika's own ascension to godhood in the miquella dlc, miquella is just the same story but reformatted to show a new angle on the same themes like a proper bookend also I get you're trying to write with flourish but it is possible to graft some saplings onto a dead trunk and they can still feed off those decaying nutrients, it's a thing in the more tacky corners of the bonsai world
>>558894178yeah nigga leon should be 80 by now LMAO not gonna play a literal grandpa fr
>>558894274>proves the pointKinography.
is that Vigor+3?!?!?I'm losing my mind AAAAAAA CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
>>558894178well it's not called elden ring now is it
>>558893952queue up
>>558894385the dynamic remains the same. actual cinema.
>>558894338yeah unc this shi is not tuff
why are you guys so annoying
>>558892795(gg cat who turned off the computer and made me rewrite everything).It's clearly not as good as RE2R, RE4R and imo RE8.Instead of having a fully fledged survival horror like R2R, or action game like RE4R, we have both types of RE, but they are both half assed.For Grace, the maps are too small, except the hospital of course. Her gameplay really only works in the hospital where there is enough enemy and key items to get that "survival" feeling. The hospital basement and lab are way too short and have barely any content.For Leon, while the gameplay itself is the best it has ever been, the campaign is honestly super mid compared to RE8 and RE4R. Very few enemy types, clear lack of bosses, uninspired set pieces (no segment like the re4 cabin, or escape etc). The most dangerous (and endgam) enemy is the fucking licker. And it's the RE2R licker, the weakest one. That's the final threat like come on we are actually playing John Wick Leon give me something more dangerous than a licker.I liked it, it's not bad at all. It's just meh. It has nothing special.
why is my hall of victors 70% tr*share xhey the only person actually playing the game
>>558895184yep the rest just schizopost in the bread
>>558895184How do you see who it is?
erg did anything for elden ring anniversary?
>>558895276that's aryan shemmycuck
>>558895346we argued with each other
This is the first time I have seen her kill herself. That was so gay.
>>558895329I see a D5 balancerslop duchess on erg pass with 3 damage negations at full and apply a sprinkle of deductive reasoning
Alright time to login and ruin your precious winstreaks
>>558895184Yes, she's /erg/'s Goddess of Victory. You should feel blessed that she enjoys being around you so much and you should thank her like this.
i'm gonna post the uncropped version
>>558895659>she>her
there's no build other than double balancers worth running on duchess blame the devs
>>558895758Do it>>558895372YWNBAS
>>558895595simple run simple kill
>>558895659go back to zorbjeet's discord you annoying fat faggot
that legit felt like d0 gg!!!que realmente parecia d0 gg practicimo!!!!
>>558896127ayyyyyyyyyy el practico de DIABLO
>>558896127the fuck is this disaster of an image I have no words
which nightfarer isn't already played by a namefag so i know which one to play to become popular
>>558896236fap time
>>558895659all true
>>558896127Press F12 on Steam to take screenshots carried retard
>>558894964I think RE4 was better but it’s way better than 2 and Village. The whole switching back and forth between Leon and Grace is something that should have been incorporated into 8 too between Chris and Ethan, but it was a massive risk to do so I understand why they didn’t do it, nailing that kind of balance is seriously impressive for any kind of game period and you can tell they were already wary here of biting off much than they could chew. I’m still playing through it admittedly so I can’t comment too much on enemy variety but everything in the beginning and middle has been extremely solid barring some annoying zombie placements that makes navigating around as Grace a pain. I can’t fault them for not trying to do too much since it’s clear they were worried about having another RE6 situation on their hands but apparently DLC is already on the way so we’ll see how much that changes things.
>>558896127Latince mama mierda
>>558896236just use a moe link instead of getting banned bro
>>558896236>>558895659Who’s the girl? She’s cute
>>558896537Where's the fun in doing that?
I want to flirt with a real girl...
>>558896943lots of erg girls to flirt with
>>558892021I'm really enjoying it so far. I'm gonna continue to play today (before it gets dark). No matter how often I play horror games, I never seem to get used to them. Grace's parts have made me scream so much that my voice hurts a little. The Leon parts resetting my mood makes it really fun and anxiety inducing when switching back to her. It's also such a beautiful game. I've been playing so much indieslop on the side that I forgot how pretty some games can be.
>>558896943/bag/ is that way homie
>>558897031>>>558897085>
>>558897042Cute sissy scaredy-cat anon!!! Cuddling with this anon to make her feel better!!!(And yeah Leon is so hot I love how he looks here)
>>558897085what is /bag/
>>558897421cute and funny general
>>558897381Thank you for the cuddles anon! They will help keep me feeling safe. Omg yes Leon is insanely hot. Thank you women at Capcom for making him perfect. I also love that he's still a quippy fuckboy at 60.
>>558897381grown ass man
>>558895659Trvke.
even doe theres thousands of us and we merged
kill yourself terr
>>558897818Just keep playing because he gets better later on and you get to hear more of his silky buttery smooth voice. I get kinda scared too but when you play as him if all fades away…>>558897838Im a girl… ._.
>>558898694YWNBAW
another one for the books GG amigos
>being scared by RE9pussies
>>558896319i resized it in paint like normal but something went wrong with the white boarder thats never happened
>>558899173gg goonveil is one of my favorites aswell such a pahwhefel weapon...
>>558899236shut up avatar fag post your poon
>>558899546ok ive used it ONCE like 2 months ago and i was like thats it??? but then i realized theres the vertical slash art that quite literally cuts fuckers in half i had no idea. i play m+kb so its a little annoying to do constantly but i was thoroughly impressed
gg 20 frostbite procs
>>558888537I'm pretty sure my legit build might be stronger than this
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421In case anyone missed it sorry for repasta..>>558899740that's because they nerfed moonveil in NR along other busted weapons the beam does way less damage but it compensaes with balancers.
>>558784081Executorxisters…
gg caligo not the smoothest but still better than my last fight against her
>>558898694He gets even better? I'm so excited. I'm gonna go play some more now. Leon save me!
is playing strength rev griefing
>>558900280you are either metaslopping or griefingpick your poison
>>558900280Only if you're bad. Strength Rev with Colossals or fists can do decent stance break and she still has her summons and ult. If you go down a lot or are never hitting anything, then it's griefing.
>>558871904even pebble is more than useable. magic stacking is just that busted.
>>558900365>you are either metaslopping or griefingThis but ironically. Some builds feels zdps even when the stars align and other builds at a baseline feel like they break the game
>>558900426I'm bad but all of the Greathammers have Str/Fth scaling so it's like they were made for her but at that point you should also use double balances which i don't really like.......
>>558900723I came to the same conclusion about great hammers and also don't want to do double balancers. Because you get the one beast hammer and it's basically just Beast Claw. I'm playing Strength Rev to bonk not spam weapon arts which are just casting adjacent. I guess we could do something like Red Balancer with yellow Strength respec to meet in the middle?
>>558900280they made a character for that statspread sis
The Respec Relics on Caster Classes only exist for Balancerslop.
Is this why we were put here?Just to slop with the balancers?
>>558901112melee respecs for rev/recluse and caster respecs for everyone else are meme tier
>>558901501This, anything else on the matter is carried troon cope.
>>558896189Undertaker and recluse. If you play RWB you’ll become thread famous though
>>558901434>don’t use balancers>have to suffer through 20 minute heolstor and caligo fights nonstop or status slop or be fore to use ironeye and duchess every single gameGood alternative weeb
>>558901501Sludges melee recluse is unironically ok most of the time. I’ve never had a good time with a strevenant
>>558901874Stop calling it melee recluse. It's literally balancer slop. picrel, it's me and shifty fighting over starlight shards
>>558901434Take the D0pill and start having fun again
take the dragon cummunion rev pill
Fist Recluse ?
>>558902046Could you stop posting these Godawful images?
>>558902046I want to fuck shiftys tight doll cuncun
Did this nigga really just call it a “”””””goonveil””””””” what the actual FUCK
>>558902660no
>>558902660retards need to tell the whole world about their porn addiction
>>558902046Neither of you look like that or do that. Don’t tell lies or I WILL hurt you.
>>558902660Liquefy all mexicans in hydrochloric acid 2026
gg please double normal dog's hp completely fucking pointless fight
gg curseblade
>>558902796we unironically do
>>558902796goon as in a soldier from the mob??? helloo?? it's not my fault your brain is in the gutter
>>558902046True melee shtcluse is not a thing esp from c tier players like troon merchant
>>558903136kike kike kike
>>558902981yeah, that fight is either a cute dog or giga rape hell ride no in-between
being an alcoholic is dumb
>>558903136like 'ey boss, ill whack this gabagool boss
>>558903063Hot. Source?
>>558903136aye man you need to die like no bullshit you just gotta go for the betterment of this world
Double balancers meta is more fun than pre doc depths meta
>>558903471only if u die first
>>558894271>but it is possible to graft some saplings onto a dead trunk and they can still feed off those decaying nutrients, it's a thing in the more tacky corners of the bonsai worldoh I did not knew that, that makes the whole thing even more interesting then,so it is possible to actually create life , good actually plants that will bear fruit, but Miquella just chose not to
>>558903524*dlc depths meta
queue up my sweetlings
>>558903136>>558902864>>558902803>>558902660Some of the funniest posts made here in months. Thanks for the laugh.
@shadow erg community playing D2/3 gameswho are you?do you post in the thread?do you have a tierlist?
>>558904185I don't think these are affected by pw
>>558903524Even though gaols were a fun organic way to tie them into routing and that shit map killed them.
even if they aren't 3/5 explicitly said erg pass
>>558899236Can you post the gacha purple hair girl so I can goon
>>558904185we're just having fun playing the gameEXTREMIST is our king
ded q and im sleepy thanks for the runs eberynyan
@yys
official ranking of Demigod children based on their achievements and relevance 1.Rennala & Radagon'sthe goats: strong, fierce warriors and magic users; beautiful red hair, admired by all2. Marika & Godfrey'scursedf Omen twins and a golden chad; could've been worse, the twins are actually based, Godwyn just dies3. Marika & Radagon'sa rotting girlfailure and a manlet
>>558904185creepy webm desu
>>558905175boring post could you pornify it?
>>558905175>incest... badstyle shattering twist from the GRRMster
>>558905350trvke
>>558904904said no one ever sainttroon
>>558905787whatchu lookin' at?
thanks for coming @stream very comfy!! also I enabled the VODs incase someone wants to check
gg heolster unintentionall straight sword duchess run, it was interesting but fists are more fun
gg heolstor I will start beastslopping soon
>>558906221Why?
>>558894052>gets called out for samefagging>seething ensuesNice.
>>558906348because I can is what I would say but I don't have a good starting spell beast claw so the grind continues
dude le melee recluse!! xdd
>>558906693spells are trash anyways just use balancers
gg dino
>>558906693beast claw is so good you could have 2 dead lines on every relic and it would still cut fuckers in half
I'm sad a version of patches isn't in nightreign. I mean come on it's not a fromsoft game without patches!
Sorry I left the game queued amd wemt to pet my dog and I forgot
>>558907115Ill help more by quitting out for the duo scaling than being lvl 1 Im so sorry
>>558906983ggs
I feel like there should have been a separate system to relics. Either it be you allocate points and decide what char skills you want, or maybe completely separate equipment/slots that you can use to determine starting buffs (respecs, dormants, starting spells/skill,etc.). It would have slashed the garbage in the relic pool by a lot while giving people more freedom to build into whatever playstyle they want.Though if anything I'd want Nightreign 2 to have more randomness in the actual runs and lean away from all these options that give players too much control and consistency to get what they want
>>558907624You can already over optimize any character with just 1 line per relic.
>>558907115namedrop this threadshitter griefing the queue
>>558907868Yeah but what about for people with bad luck or not as many hours? And then there's also wanting to actually take advantage of some of these respecs and dormants and skills but you have to give up so many slots because of bad relic luck that it becomes not even worth it
>>558907624What you say would be better for gameplay but corpa would rather give you the skinnerbox option because it boosts engagement.
how would you guys feel about a proper dark souls remake by fromsoft themselves, where they actually remade and fixed the latter half (especially lost izalith)
>>558908139that'd be so gay
Ive been playing some Undertaker recently and having alot of fun. Does anyone here have a fun relic setup worth trying?
>>558908046Then those people always have something to look forward to when rolling the gatcha. Realistically its not that tough to get a good relic setup if you are selling everything that doesnt fit the character you are spamming, it only becomes a problem when you keep everything for every character.
>>558908217better than whatever the fuck duskbloods is
>>558908139Part of the charm of DS1 was how clunky and silly it was, it would be a miracle if they somehow managed to keep that while keeping up with modern day fromslop standards
>>558908349a better game than nightrein is what it's going to be
>>558908317dex respec, dormant claws and executing art readies skill
>>558908139There is nothing wrong with dark souls 1, it wasnt considered jank back then it was considered 'hard', and changing it with a remake would ruin what made it special (for the time)
Nightreign 2 farers should have more meta abilities. Like in isaac or whatever xyz character can reroll or has blue hearts or their health functions different or whatever. or balatro xyz deck starts with more money or money progression is different or you have -1 hands but +1 slots. We need isaac-tier wackiness that will make the game actively worse.
>>558907091they signaled to you with that that fromsoft as we knew it is not more, and, patchesless, is something devoid of soul
>>558908541>tendietroon coping xher's extraction slop game won't be DOA
>>558907091He's going to be in the 2nd DLC, trust the plan
>>558908317didn't they technically "patch" the game with updates ?>inb4 6 hours long lore video essay about the double meaning of this
>>558908561>There is nothing wrong with dark souls 1miyazaki himself said said it's unfinished still a 10/10 game
I don't believe we won't get at least 1 more dlc/content patch, it's only been 1 year of the game up, even elden ring dropped the colosseum like 2 years into its life cycle
1/3.......
gg gregtrish disconnect op
>>558908541ohnonono look at this dude he still has hope in him
>>558909604everdark heolstor will drop right after dragon dogma 2's dlc
>>558909604The difference is Elden Ring wasn't dead on arrival and raped
when you really think of if, Miyazai has been telling the same old story over, and over, and over
>>558910287yes, and?
>>558910157nor was nightreign? comparing launch day player count of ac6 and sekiro nightreign dwarves both by a huge margin
>>558910340and nothing, it's always been interesting with enough reinterpretations to motivate me and go ahead and bonk more bosses, but not in a convoluted and distracting way with weird ass lore ass pulls so that it's disctracting from the gameplay
You guys can queue anyday now, haha...
>>558910287every story is the same three stories; things are good and then get bad, things are bad and get good until suddenly they go horribly bad, or bad things are getting better until they almost go horribly bad and then miraculously they get better than ever imagined, so why even care about the story told at that point?
>>558910649I'm qing D0 with no password
>>558910053Im sorry I forgot I was queued after I was done sreaming and I went to pet my dog. I thought I'd rather disconnect than be a burden at lvl 1 on death knights
>>558910680I meant more in terms of characters and tropes but yes, and also that's pretty much exactly my point: most souls game have different settings but similar vibes, so players can really just focus on gameplayand that's something that should be a bad thing but for FROM is their design trademark
>>558910803We shall overthrow the manchus
>>558910157It makes sens the game is dying, the only reason to stay is grind DoN and normies can't even clear d0 everdarks
the wormed
and not a single wylder +1 skill use and night invaders relic of any color
>>558910680none of those are the story in any of them though.It's we killed god and then things were good for a little bit and then bad for untold eons. Rain is soaking through the tree you're hiding under. Will you find a new tree or embrace the rain?
I really like Sellenhope nothing traumatic happens to her, like shape shifting in a sphere of other sorcerers very reminiscent of the Pots and the shaman people that btw live in the Academy
Useless retard raider
>>558911701yeah bro I hope that doesn't happen
>>558911701dumber than the monkey who took one look at the primeval current and locked himself in gaol award
creasy please drop the wending grace for someone else next time
trish please drop the full health damage negation for someone else next time
>>558911924They don't dress like this.
>>558912198Im not even playing............
>>558912206yeah, so?
>>558911916Don't pin this on me. Duchess didn't know the strat, so coordination broke down.>>558912049Someone from this thread told me that the most likely to 3 bar should get the wending grace, because then they can pick up the 1 bar easier than the others trying to pick up the 3 bar. So I was just following /erg/'s advice. Next time, run farther. The point of running is to pull them out of the pack 1 by 1. But Duchess didn't run far enough. Also, in every other attempt, we all ran in a counter clockwise motion, but for some reason, wylder went in a clockwise motion. So we kind of got a little disconnected there at the beginning.Also, during the worm stage, you guys run too far. It makes a kind of sense to split up, so we're not all caught in the same attack and team wipe. But you shouldn't be on the opposite side of the field. Because if you fall, it makes it super difficult to get to you without cutting through the middle and aggroing more balancers. I tried to stay between 45 and 90 degrees away from wylder. Distant but in sight. But Duchess was on the opposite side of the field for some reason.
>>558912049Downloading 4 billion petabytes of chinktok porn per second lags out his game please understand
>>558912793is there good porn on chinese tiktok?
>>558908139As long as they don't change the gameplay and just polish things up properly then sure.
>>558912734That is the 2nd time you've been 3bar'd and failed to pick up at LEAST 1bar (me) with wendince grace, you choked retard.
>>558911620that's exactly one of the archetypes though, bad then "good" then worse, like the bible
Everdog is everAIDS if you aren't playing Duchess.
>>558912971Why God made the Jews.
Why do you guys get so angry over a videogame I would never
>>558913353A lot of you throw melties for bad games and I imagine you're called kevin and punch drywalls when you're mad. What are you 12 lmao, full
justice for khamenei
>>558910909Even though the Manchus won and raped the Han >>558912919No it’s even more boring and heavily regulated than the one we have>>558911701>>558911620None of them look like this unfortunately
>>558910287Not really. Or I mean not in the sense you would expect. >>558909604What do you mean “even” Elden Ring? ER was several times bigger, more successful and popular than this game ever was. They’ve already hit the quota for this thing. There’s zero reason to expend anymore more time and effort on it.
>>558906691Learn what words mean, retarded newjeet. Until then, you’ll continue to be shat on.
>>558912958I didn't "choke", the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurd. 4 birds were on me. Grab, dodge, grab, dodge, powered up ground slam, dodge, ground slam, dodge, powered up poke attack, hit. They just overwhelmed me by sheer overlapping attacks.The fight should never get to a point where a wending grace is required. The fight got there, because coordination was bad. Shifty didn't run far enough during the bird phase, and then ran too far during worm phase. Devil Knight ran clockwise, during the bird phase. Not a big deal there, but it slowed us down that first phase. When me and Devil Knight pulled the birds out 1 on 1, we were handling things. He distracted the bird, I did my charge attack and we killed it quickly. Meanwhile shifty is in the middle of the level aggroing 3 birds at once. And then that creates an invisible tether, because neither I nor Devil Knight want to run too far away from Shifty.Next time, RUN during bird phase. We should never have more than 2 birds on us at one time. And don't be a retard and run to the opposite side of the planet during worm phase. I'm sorry, but I'm not accepting blame for this after experiencing a near flawless ED bird fight just 2 yesterday.If you think you can solo the birds, then go play solo.
>>558905175>above Godfreygood one fag
>>558907624>>558908606>Nightreign 2 I know this place sees a lot of wishful thinking on the regular but be serious please
>blud is now blaming invisible tethers
I predict we’ll have a few more melee recluses queueing this week :)
i trust shifty and devil more than this 0 self awareness tiktok gooner
>blud is now blaming Israel
>>558913936don't namedrop, dumbass
>>558913936Damn! Shots are being fired
>>558914617Iranian hands typed this
>>558914316Melee recluse honestly feels like it is semi viable and also that little bit of variance that people haven’t got in a while. I can unironically see it taking off bigly
>>558911391Just cheat in a relic with those 2 lines on it lil bro
>>558914370One of them name dropped first. >>558912049Do me the courtesy of remaining anonymous, and I'll return it.
>>558909338 >inb4 6 hours long lore video essay about the double meaning of thishaha yeah that would be silly who would do that so weird hahahahaha
>>558914370Nyyyooooo I’ve got to protect my S(hit) tier status
>>558908541>>558909149>>558905153Lovely delulu posts
>>558911620>It’s we killed godThat definitely didn’t happen in at least two of them
Are the servers crashing a lot for anyone else in the last hour or is it just my ISP being shitters again
>devil knight can’t even beat bosses Trish can easily do nopan Is he cooked chat?
>>5589149352/10 it's discordchat attentionfag changing their display name for the 90th time tier
>>558913936Bring balance to the pass, not leave it in darkness!
>>558915441… wrong post
one of you on the pass doesnt have dlc who is itadd me i hate balanceds
>>558874565Now this is a funny post LMAOOO>>558915940You and everyone else
>>558875063nothing is going to happen dumbass don’t be such a panicky queer
gg ed tardragon
gg wending grace
>>558878534>>558878927Why wouldn’t you just post the second one first then…..
>>558916545nta, but focusing on the face makes it a better reaction image.
i am...all of me
>>558889682I doubt they compare to any of our text wall autists tbqhwy
>>558915756no it's not the wrong post it was intended for the pretend vaati namefag joke
>>558916730source?
>>558916749are you kidding? transcribe to text form any of miss chalice's self-absorbed "lore" ramblings and you're gonna have enough walls for your own private china
>>558912734>>558913936oh come on dude, we were handling them completely fine up until the end thereYou dont need a rigid kite strat, besides if you keep killing the same ones they get an attack buff>the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurdI have literally done this on one of trish's steams
>>558913936>the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurdI've watched fucking zorfat do it multiple times in d5 with randoms.
>>558913642you can't win against the chineseeven if you conquer and rape them you let your guard down for one generation and suddenly your just also chinese nowhappens everytime
>>558887612>>558889682The only one I know, is Quelaag. Pic related shows her level of autism.
anyone queueing the video game at this moment?
>>558916993yeah but he was cheating by playing raiderthe character's simply too good
>>558917239ye
>>558887842I wish giant three headed dogs naturally existed
gg dino, what were u doing all game
>>558917565twiddling my thumbs and being gay
>>558916931>oh come on dude, we were handling them completely fine up until the end thereWhat happened at the end? You guys separated, and then somehow the both of you ended up dead near each other. You were so far from my position, that I couldn't see you over the crest of the hill. Even after I started running toward you, and dodging balancer attacks as I came, I never made out your forms. How the hell did the both of you end up so far?>>558916993If you can solo the game, then why even play with a team? Like great for zorfat. Congrats. He's a good player. Great even. But why play a team game when you can solo it all?
>>558895659i look like this and have this happen to me
I've been quitting out a lot lately. Randoms are so stupid it feels like a giant weight on my shoulders. I dropped sleep pots towards the end for the scholar because they were eating shit so much and after I finally got them back up and phase 3 starts, he throws one at the main body while they are reviving, then while I'm tanking the main body he goes and tosses two more. So dumb. Hopefully they lost and had a bad time.
ok who's the blocked
>>558887996Kek. Very true.>>558893403Ok. I understand.
>>558917514Imagine her fucking troll knights
>>558917730>He's a good player. Great evenLol
>>558913936>Name-droppingAlright, if you want to play like that. >I didn't "choke", the concept of soloing ED Balancers is completely absurdThis is besides the point, but many others and I have done it. It actually makes the fight easier because, on paper, only 1 Balancer should be on you at once if you keep backing up after taking one down. But no, you didn't have to solo the fight, you had ONE job, and it was to at LEAST rez a 1 bar, that's all you had to do, but because you're an inept clown, you failed that twice like webm-related. I don't know why you are using raider either he's harder to use, and you aren't making it work at all.
>>558913818what quota
>>558918441kek i don't regret blocking creasy even in this dying generalstay based devil
>>558918441>deviljeet melty The downed shouldn’t judge
>>558918441bro went down as ironey and is trying to blame it on a known F tier
>>558905702>>558906093wylder is so lucky….,,…………
>>558917730As long as you are alone you will never get more than 2 for normal, or 1 for ED, attacking you. Others might throw abilities at you, but they will back off when too many balancers are around.Both balancer fights are personal responsibility fights, it is meant to be soloed and grouping up is the risky strat. The grouped-up strat of running away, baiting one out, blowing it up on the charge, and then doing it again, is 100% reliant on killing the one, if you dont have the damage to do that you are going to get inundated with extra balancers. If the team clearly doesnt have the damage, or the balls to man-up, on the charger, splitting up into 3 solos is optimal because it means one person going down doesn't fuck over everyone nearby.
>>558914729It's fucking garbage she does less damage than any other respec
>>558918441Pffft oh no no no creasyjeets not like this.
>>558916773ok. sorry you feel that way I guess.
>>558918441Holy nightmare lobby, worst is the floor kissing iron jeet giving lectures from the floor
I have taken a phat nap. Should I stream again
>>558918441Creasy is the highest value block in the history of this general. Dude has been playing for months and still has learned nothing. Probably too busy looking at toktik videos of koreans jingling keys to ever actually absorb some knowledge.
>just run behind mohg when he does the palm blast bro you'll be safe>giant swipe fucking hits behind him and 1 shots meThere is no safe spot against this semen slurping boss.
>>558918663The business quota
>>558919139If I roll a 3 then you must get perma banned
someone q quick I've been here 15min and any longer will make me late for a thing
>>558919298If I roll dubs you have to get banned
>>558917514Made for BTWC
>>558919339ACK!
>>558918441This wouldn't happen in a trish lobby..
>>558918691>>558919169I'm tempted to pull the trigger, honestly. The fart huffing essays and the weird yellowfever shit is the cherry on top of refusing to admit fault
>I get banned for a month for big black kino being "off-topic" but these niggers get to make /b/-tier rollin posts
>>558919541I used to fw creasy and one time he threw the most random ass melty after a run and I realized he's a fucking shitter too
>>558919593nigga I'm trying to get rid of the trash you should ally me or stay neutral
>>558918441In fairness you’re probably using your zdps bow with max hp build. You should change it to dormant katanas and have one phys negation +2
>>558919464True, she'd be 10bar'd at Recluse.
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421gamers come or im gonna turn into a snail
>>558919541does he still refuse to run ninvaders?
>>558920184holy ydptg
>>558920252how would I know if I have him blocked?
I solved the captcha so I'm going to be posting again. And queuing.
gg gigabug was suprised to see that i could cancel the charge with duchess' ult in the ed version
>>558919950why
>>558921239I typically do it in base bugs to make the transition a little bit more fun
>>558921531supposedly it didn't work in the ed version, i'd certainly never seen duchess do it that i can recall
>>558918841>>As long as you are alone you will never get more than 2 for normal, or 1 for ED, attacking you. Others might throw abilities at you, but they will back off when too many balancers are around.First hand experience shows this statement is false. I had 2 balancers attacking me almost immediately, and as I moved to closer to my fallen team, two more balancers threw their attacks at me. It was all so hectic, that I didn't have an exact count of who was attacking when. But it wasn't like they all attacked me at once. It was just a quick sequence, and at some point, I saw two of them powering up at me, while more motion happened behind them. I presume the other two either coming for me, or maybe just doing their weird jerking motions. But regardless, the idea was that it was a nonstop barrage as I ran and dodged, ran and dodge. And when they powered up, I knew that attempting to run would get me killed, so I paused a moment to try and dodge their combos, but they got me.As for the supposed idea that balancers split into clean 3 solos. That's also disproven by the previous fight. As me and wylder had 2 on us, and then I look over at Duchess, and she has at least 2, and a 3rd coming at her.If the kiting strategy fails, then the worst that happens, is you managed to pull a number of balancers away from the pack. By running, you lower their aggro. And then you can fight 3v2 or 3v3. Or, god forbid, 3v4. But if you don't run, then a pack of them will simply catch up to you sooner, and you have to fight harder.
theyre still going fucking kino
>>558922205Nice of creasycow to give the thread free entertainment!
deviljeet is gonna remember that loss for the next month
Oh no devil troon you’re losing the narrative
He needs a good zdrada fuck to cool down
>thread shitters awake and shitting up the threadFantastic
>>558918441>>Name-droppingOne of you name dropped first. >>558912049 If you claim that wasn't you, then Shifty name dropped. So blame them.>This is besides the pointNo, it's entirely the point. Your webm shows me dying to a single attack. But in the last game, I died to them performing overlapping attacks at the same time. In fact, since you seem to record everything: go back to the last fight, and find where I actually dodged that same slam attack successfully. That is, if you're able. Since you were so far away, you probably couldn't see it on your screen.>you had ONE job, and it was to at LEAST rez a 1 barAgain, you guys ran to the opposite side of the map, making it difficult to get to you without aggroing other balancers.>you failed that twice like webm-relatedI've won ED Balancers twice in between our last two games.>I don't know why you are using raider either he's harder to useBecause I already beat Balancers multiple times with other characters, so I just want to mix things up to keep the game interesting.
>>558922546>>558922563>samefag on cooldownSo desperate lol
he needs troll cock
>>558922890Don’t worry creasy, devil knight is a known thread shitter and certified f tier. He always throws meltys post loss
gg big dogs, why do they even put the red mark up if they are just gonna attack whatever they feel like anyway.
>>558922994Don’t talk about yourself in third person
The angels can definitively do their ulties at the same time even if you'r alone and it's hard as shit to roll even more on raider
>>558923002i've lost with devil before and he didn't have a melty, maybe it's because he only does it when he has a point
>>558922890I already blocked you, I'm not interested in carrying shitters that can't even do the bare minimum that radoms at D5 can do. And no, that was Shifty's post, not mine. Also>look guise I can be carried by other people on Red BalancersOk? Worthless point to make. You are the weakest link in every match, guaranteed. >>558923002You won't attach your name to your critque your just a threadshitter, not worth taking seriously.
>>558923119The red mark is the most incosistent bullshit mechanic in this game I swear, sometimes it doesn't even appear>>558923161As a C(ute) tier God the only way I can reliably do ED balancers is if we have enough DPS to burst them down before they even do their specials
>>558923332You wish you were C tierIsn't that why you made tier lists then purposely placed yourself in B LOL
>>558922890You are deadweight getting carried in every game you are in, your capacity to win against any given poss is meaningless as a measure of your own ability so long as there are two other /erg/ players in the lobby doing all of the mechanics and scraping you off the floor.
>>558923431You put it better than I could, actually blew that freak a new one.
>>558923119I blame bad connection or a bug in their aggro system. It usually does not happen but when it happens, it sucks.And no, nobody had lltbt in that game.
>>558923125i'm clearly refering to him THOUGH
>>558923430Okay I am F tier for F(ucking awesome)
>>558923332We saw you 50bar as shitcluse on stream dw we know you are hopeless at that fight without Duchess dpslop
>>558923430She is B tier for Brain damaged but literally >>558881087
why is this z tier goon brained retard is so uppity and shameless
let's kill him
>>558923710LMAO the lore...>>558923678False. Proof of this?
>>558923295>>558923431ok, block me if you feel that strongly about it. I don't want to play with anyone who doesn't want to play with me. But I was on a 12 game winning streak before playing with you. 6 of those games were with randoms.But I'm glad to finally have a name to one of my haters.
>>558923928Creasy unblock me you're a fucking jerk but I don't need to like you to play
>>558923795>proof
>>558924092I haven't blocked anyone from /erg/.
>guys I was on a 6 winstreak if you laugh...
>>558924159you should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2AeE4GqB_k shifty be like>>558924154Looks photoshopped ngl, I can tell from the pixels
>>558923928>guise I got carried on easier bosses, I'm totally not the problemWorthwhile block, completely clueless retard.
>>558923795https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708248106?filter=archives&sort=time >2:47:07
Haha Im happy u guys are using the vods
>>558924463>tr*sh recluse ryona kino
>>558923928>half the screen is Adel and fulghorLmao
Shouldn't blocks only be reserved for cheaters, loggers and dodgers? Like, i agree that creasy is fucking dogshit at the game but all of have 1k+ hours and can make d5 feel like d0 when we get the S tier teammates. Having creasy in the pool is like the rng chance in having a d6 game for a little spice.
i hate ed libra so much
>>558924639I'm not blocking him for purely being dogshit, it's the attitude and just bad quality posts.
>>558924606Uahh recluse guts getting pulled out
>>558924179>>558924247>Only /erg/ is good enough to carry you>E-Except when we lose, it wasn't because we weren't good enough or anything.This is a bad way to handle a loss. I mean really. You're ass blasted because I didn't... pass you a wending grace. Bruh, don't fall, and then we won't need the wending grace.>Balancers should solo if you defeat one and run away.Then how did *you* fall in the first place? Just defeat one, and run away, and then you can solo the remainder. What went wrong with you?
>Latching onto an /erg/ boy and making him your consort
>>558924912Israel please bomb this guy next
>4bar'd shitter that can't rez 1bar is trying to deflect kino
>>558924912I can give you piggybacks, erg girl
>>558924912kill yourself tranny
>kino kinokino
>>558925059Please do! I want to watch you slaughter everything. I will lend you my power.
>>558924885Im not the anon you're sharing a melty with, but balancers don't follow their strict behavior patterns for a while after they down a player. You dying at all means there is likely 2-3 balancers near your allies and all of them will be fully aggressive instead of passive waiting for their balancer pals to make room. So yes, by dying at all while near your allies you are actively making the fight significantly harder and more RNG.
>>558924912I love you
>>558925639I love you too anon
>>558925465You could have just said the fight is significantly harder with a Z-tier like creasy on the team and left it at that.
>>558925747>>558925639kikes
>>558925465Uh, ok. I guess that makes a kind of sense. But when you say "you", do you mean me? Or just the general "you"? Because in the end, I didn't fall near my allies. My exact recollection of what happened is a little spotty. But what I remember, is that Duchess was on the opposite side of the map. A couple of birds came at me, and I took one out. But when I looked, Wydler was gone. Somehow, they both died on the opposite side. So I had to make a run to them, but more balancers aggroed
>>558925870Based on the webm it looks like (you) died quite a bit throughout the fight.
>>558923563“Him” (you)
>>558925016>>558925027>>558925278>>558925285>>558925804>>558923752Why are you so angry? Seek help
drunk and sad again
>>558927127Dont drink smoke weed instead
>>558927127I do this. Sorry you're sad and drunk
>mass reply melty
>>558927049kino kino>kinokino kino kino?Kinema
gg balancers
>>558927176you don't do that
>>558927271gg covetous demon
>>558927385I do that
>>558927446prove it, do it right now
>>558927049The thread shitter is always angry, otherwise xhe wouldn’t be able to thread shit. That’s what it takes.
Post fat/thicc nightfarers
>>558927049only bombings shall fix our thread
Look at my dam-AAACKK
sex with boxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvWHPbmNxc me flexing on the threadshitters
>>558927049you made that seething angry faggot bust out the inspect element needless to say you won this quite effortlessly
>>558927559>>558927049>>558927816Don't project worthless mass reply threadshitter you are very much the raped and lost bigly.
>>558927685
q up
>>558927870>mass reply projection meltdown Cinema
I fucking hate every single Ironeye in D5 why are they so bad and retarded>Motherfucker hoarded a grafted greatsowrd for the entirety of day 2>3 bars at ED bugs anyway
>>558928342>BWAAAA HE GOT THE GRAFTED SWORD AND DID NOT GIVE IT TO METhat's how you sound ngl
>>558928482Ok floorhugger lmao
>mass reply melty and its not even end of the threadgrim>>558928229Idk, he made a poigant post, and you seem upset btw?
>>558928771Don’t talk about yourself in third person obnoxious thread shitter no one likes you
Such a scuffed ending for such a scuffed run. I think I jumped from one invisible crystal patch into another then caligo just breathed on me while madness proc’d. Also sorry for afking earlier pidf and naefty, had irl stuff. Think o apologised already though I dunno
>>558929121>absolute meltdown after being exposedYou are a net negative to the thread
>took off night invaders earlier because I haven't seen a single person run it all the way through d1/2>first game of d3>both teammates have it and are actually pinging the night campsis it finally time?
>>558926284The webm is not from today's game. It's from *previous* game that devil knight is angry about. From the 23rd.
>>558929217Who is this semen demon
Probability of my cope that the Tarnished Edition will have a bigger, SOTFS-like scope and this is why it's been delayed by at least 3 months?
>>558929534Almost as certain as them adding POI in the empty dlc areas.
Is it just me or does the great hollow jump sometimes fall short and just gets you killed? Are you not supposed to go forward or is there some retarded tech I'm missing to such an allegedly simple mechanic
>>558929345You also 3bar'd and wasted a Wending grace in today's game, almost identical to that webm.
>>558929440jeenine
>>558929534
>>558929625you will fight tree spirit #18 and you will like itthat'r be 40 dorrar
>>558929534I really doubt it’ll add anything and the length of time to release is simply due to from designating it to a tiny team and from being dogshit at porting to new devices. Tarnished is most likely just a false flag
>>558929229Point that finger back at yourself you useless waste of air
>>558929690>almost identical to that webm.Nope. In today's game, there was no situation like that. In fact, the record shows that I successfully pulled up Shifty near the beginning of the fight, after she died to the first worm phase.Yes, I 3 barred. And if that was all Devil Knight was upset about, then I would just say sorry. But he wants to equate me dying to multiple aggro'd birds to dying to a single bird. He disregarding the context, and only focuses on the fact that I didn't pick him up. Suggesting that if he were in a similar situation, he wouldn't "choke" as he puts it. But then again, he already was in a similar situation. That's how he fell in the first place. So he's being a hypocrite.
>>558930246>threadbrown still goingkys sub-human
>>558929534You would have to be certifiably retarded to believe that considering we know what it includes and nothing of the sort was mentioned so zero.
why do people even give a shit about the tarnished edition when all it does is give you two starting classes (which become irrelevant ten minutes into the game)?
>>558929779don’t bring up your brown dalit boyfriend unprompted>>558929849funny and true post
>>558929534If they added an arrange mode that switched item placements and certain bosses I would be stoked. But we are getting horse armor and what appears to be a npc from mirrah to capitalize on the recent internet trend of saying ds2 actually isn't a shit souls game
>>558930510even though he is asian
Why Attackers WinLogic/Proof: They back claims with specifics (webms/GIFs of fails, known solos by others like "Trish" or "Zorfat"), exposing Creasy's excuses as cope. His "team blame" ignores his repeated deaths and no-rez. Insults/Humor: Peak 4chan— "fart huffing essays," "certified F-tier thread shitter," "yellowfever shit." Viral lols and "kek" replies; Creasy's walls-of-text look desperately melty. Community Support: Multiple agrees to block Creasy (#558918691: "stay based devil," #558919541: "tempted to pull the trigger"). No real backup for him; chain ends (~#558930376) with his weak rebuttals ignored as topic shifts. Last Word/Momentum: Attackers dominate replies; Creasy's final "hypocrite" call flops without traction.
>>558930484Boomer pvpers want a surge of new/rusty players to invade so they can tryhard and make 'point down' clips, that is the only reason anyone outside of Nintendo owners care.
>>558930313Shut your faggot mouth and know your place retard you’re so annoying
>>558930728>Creasy's final "hypocrite" call flops without traction.Based and truthful.
@ShifyDuckWas creasyjeet 3bar'd and wasted a wending grace after we both went down? Yes or no.
>>558930784Nobody actually enjoys the PvP
>>558930696you realize indians are ‘asian’ too yes?
GG randos, we had an ironeye and he got mad because he died when we didn't follow him and quit out LMAO, kino
>>558929802I need to get around to watching the latest installment
>>558931174> erm techschnically india is in the asian continent so indians are asians too
>>558930484>still no raging wolf starting classDamn nigga I LOVE playing through half of the game for set that only drops after a series of missable sidequests
the immovable shitter versus an unstoppable jeet
>>558931079I feel like anyone making those meticulously designed waifu face characters in souls games has probably got to have some of the most life ruining porn addiction
My cope is that the reason tarnished edition is delayed is that they add all the nightfarers (with useable skills and ults) as well
>>558931836His character is ugly af tho
>>558931873Recluse is a qt and I will NOT stand for this slander
>>558931782can confirmt. someone with life crippling porn addiction
>>558931079>>558931960I meant that PvPiss character but yes. Recluse being a sexy dark witch is literally the best artistic decision Fromsoft has ever taken. It could've looked like an average john dark souls but they made her hawt as fuck
>>558930305>No situation like thatOh, right yeah, you didn't even manage to get over to us because you died even faster! The point is, you were 3bar'd and wasted a Wendy again... I'd genuinely kms if that happened to me twice like that, peak clownshow stuff.
>>558932116>>558931960Shitcluse is not even the hottest in her game, just dark boobs and mid everything else. Get mogged btw
>>558931174erm he is chinese sister, get EDUCATED
>>558932357>butterface with mediocre ass
I'm a simple man.I like big boobs. I like big butts. I like petite bodies.
>>558932357Sorry I can't hear you over her massive chocolate juggs
Someone q
>>558931619they’re south Asian so yes…>>558932408just as bad
>mediocre assbut ENOUGH about shitcluse's ethiopian legs and negative ass.
>>558932926Sec gonna go grab a tea an}d queue
>>558931697Devil vs terr. Or alien vs predator.
>>558933110White vs brown
>>558932154>ou didn't even manage to get over to us because you died even faster!Not true. You seem to record your games, so please post the video. Start the video from where my wending grace goes off, to when I died.Also post how you fell. I want to know how you fell. If you're such a bad ass who would have saved the team with a wending grace, then show me how you managed to fall in the first place. I can guess how it happened: You had too many birds on you at once, got overwhelmed, and failed to dodge. Is that right?
>>558933110Devil and Terr hate sex….
These things wouldn't happen if we had post expeditions sex
>>558933398throw stones at this poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnefkxANsrI It sounds like they completely redid the main fiddle in the worm phase
Idk why you guys are arguing if you all suck compared to me
>>558933518Suck what?~
>>558933398Password players should take out their frustrations on thread posters and fill them up
>>558933658My fat tits
>>558933742that's what erg sluts are for
>>558933917I wish I shrank and got in between their mouths.
>>558933752Only if it's also a nursing handjob
One of my erg friends hasnt come online in 1 week and they usually did every day Im worried..
>>558934454leave a message saying you miss them
>>558934529Your right I did. I miss them!
>>558934616how come trish never messages me bros....
This is like that one shitposter's wet dream, was this actually one of you guys
>>558934658Say hi to her
So what was the conclussion of the deviljeet versus shitcy fight
Me and who
>>558935914why did devil and shifty fight?
>>558935914>>558936270>didn't read the argument or play the game award
>>558936270No shitcy as in creasy>>558936339I think he's kinda right, if you want to lecture people you shouldn't ever die
So funny plucking the horse out of the air. I also couldn’t find where my bird went. Took me too long to kill the chief
>>558936468Do you posts these images to make my cock hard
>>558936339I just got here, I need a qrd
>>558936546Whenever you talk about your hard cock I want to sit on it
>>558936468are you an erg girl now slub? who are you gonna date?
>>558936563The qrd is creasyjeet is a 3bar shitter and can't rez a single bar with a wending grace, and instead of owning up to that decided he was the MVP and did nothing wrong. >>558936423>just play flawlessly and carried shitters 24/7Usually I can but that fight and some people are uncarryable.
>>558936939That's the case for most shitters here, I don't know what's so bad about accountability, nobody cares if you're good or bad here
q...?
>>558918441ohnonono devilshitter....
all of creasyjeet's melties can be basically translated to "i'm shit at the game", but he has zero self awareness and shame to realize it and just blames everyone else instead
I wonder how the old /erg/ celebrities would have fared in the Nightreign era
Splooged
new thread???
all this essaywriting reminds me of dingle
>>558938153i'm faring just fine
>>558938623Thicc asf
>>558938623which erg girls look like this?
>>558938639Im glad they stopped playing/posting they were a genuinely stupid and annoying person
>>558936468Any chance you look like that?
>>558938860creasylmao
>>558938153Aren’t pretty much all of them super tame compared to the spergs we have now?terr alone probably solos them with his poop dick obsession
>>558938980wrong creasy looks like those vietnamese girls he love
>>558938980Sitting on your face while shes lectures you while it's not her fault she 3 bar'd it was the lag
>>558938623>>558938860I look like this but white
just realized erg mush is the same predator as mhg mush
>>558939270are u the one that claps it when they jog upstairs?
>>558937315>>558937021see >>558937838You lost the narrative before it even started. Turns out no one likes creasyjeet.
>>558939291Wish I was on mhg when it was about World I would've been a giga slut
>>558939320Yes
>>558939385I would like to be your chair
>>558939291i never see the guy as a predator though he's just perpetually horny.
>>558939349you missed out
>>558939490same thing
>>558939490perpetually corny*
>>558939721I love that outfit it is perfection. >>558939490>>558939291>>558939801Even though mush is very sweet. He tells me I’m beautiful when I’m feeling bad about myself.
>>558939490Yeahhh fuck the World hunters are so hoti had the most degenerate modded character
>>558939914translation: I'm an obese troon
>>558939914go play wilds
>>558931051>>558937838What a dumb question. I already verified the fact that I 3 barred. There's no reason to get shifty involved. But that's not the whole story.>>558936939>and instead of owning up to thatIn the past, I've copped to choking. See here: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#q558181262>Damn, these are kind of true. I do choke when I'm alone to res people.But today, it wasn't a choke. It was many balancers aggroing at the same time. Making a situation that better players would find difficult to escape from.Plus, bad strategy. Look, here is Devil Knight(presumably) instructing me during our previous loss on the 23rd: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#q558371905And here's my response: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#558372690Admitting that I'm kind of ass at the balancers.Then this is the instruction I get: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558357621/#558400898>The best runs I've had are where you just sprint away from them as far as you can, double back and kill one, then sprint away again (rinse/repeat). Then you run away from the worm.I followed that strat, and it won me two ED Balancer games. And then today we failed to implement that strat, and the fight fell apart.So you're trying to push the blame on me, when I was trying to follow a proven strat that /erg/ laid out for me. But my partners weren't on the same page, so the strat fell apart.
>>558940114Nah milds is garbage compared to World desu, they peaked there
You both are retarded salty shitters it's not going anywhere lads
>>558939993awoooooga
>>558939993guh>>558940168but that's not rice
>>558940380I look like this IRL just based it off myself
>>558940114I have been. I just did that 10 star rompomomom or whatever it is. I also got my gog set and my gravios and zoshia bonuses so I can get hit all the time and not take damage. I’m so awful at these games I need all the help I can get. Heavy bowgun so I can hold block and hope I don’t die because I have no idea what the monster is doing.
>>558939914>He tells me I’m beautiful when I’m feeling bad about myself.sis...
>>558940510AT ROMPOPOLO IS OUT? bye erg
>>558940154Devil fraud destroyed by facts and logic
>>558940329I'm not salty. I'm just not going to take undeserved shit.But I'm probably going to ignore further posts about this topic, unless Devil Knight verifies that it's him speaking. Because it's too easy for trolls to pretend to be him in order to get me to post more.
>>558940464But I like the Rise DLC, base game is like, okay kill these 8 similar raptors but with different colors, the dlc monsters went hard
>>558940680shut the fuck up trish
>>558939993>>558940496>>558940680too big, get some taste
>>558940572it's been carting people left and right. where have you been?
>>558940154Things fell apart because you are fundamentally dogshit at that fight and the game in general. I was put in a situation where I was not allowed to make a single mistake because you can't be relied upon. It was essentially a duo run with Duchess and me, and you were just deadweight. >undeserved shitmega jobbing at this point in D5 and wasting a grace TWICE? You deserve to be shit on, to be honest. It's not even that, though it's your obnoxious attitude with zero self-awareness after the fact, and it's no wonder you get meme'd on in the thread.
>>558941056I like em looking like fertility goddesses sue me
>>558941090You bodied that freak well done.>>558940587Said no one who isn't a brown threadshitter.
I admire those of you that play super clean all the time, sometimes I just be daydreaming about that one time 8 years ago and 3 bar
>>558941090Oh, this is a tempting post to argue against. But I'm going to need to see some verification that this is devil knight speaking, and not a troll pretender. Post footage only devil knight would have.
I do lots of mental training when I'm playing, I'm like okay I should do this, I shouldn't do this, I need to remember these key concepts
You should kys and stop posting creasyjeet.
You guys are my best friends :)
>>558939721Coom means nothing if the game is shit>>558941056This, I’m convinced hyper fags are genuinely brain busted
>>558941626>Troll's mad he was sussed.
>>558941795>>558941439exposed his faggot ass it’s just terrjeet stirring up trouble and thread shitting again just ignore it
>creasytroon is upset no one wants to engage is mental illness
>>558941747world is gawdlike
When I see the executor invader Im still like heh it's terr>>558941747World has better PvE than any roll slop for sure
go back to /mhg/ mushjeet you brown pest
>>558941997I mean except NR obviously, base elden ring is boring as shiiiit, you just horsing around 20 hours in a row
>the sluggish furrytroon game has better pvelol, lamo even
>>558942089>base elden ring is boring as shiiiit, you just horsing around 20 hours in a row
>>558942467The first time I played it I was so insanely bored I just cheesed it with RoB-Mimic tear to get it over with and do PvE, fucking garbage open world
gg BBH
gg dragon, practice trolling us with a LL item for some reason.
Can't decide on an outfit. Set up is:>Dryleaf Arts (rot kick) >Blood Dryleaf Arts (whirlwind)>Frost smithscript daggers>Deadly Poison Perfume>Madness spells>Sleep pots>Consumables generally I can't decide on a vibe.
When people dodge expeditions, I get paranoid that I'm the cause. So I'm going to have to choose a character I normally don't play next time to throw dodgers off my scent.
>>558943051Bored of these unc aahh base game posts, think for yourself fag
don't call me "friend" or I might get horny
>>558943563You're my special friend and you get special treatment.
