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this thread will be better
>>558874834went from>"safe" and restrained botto a few days after the release of black umas>event predictor>headless client>headless bot>now hes straight up breaking the gamenext ur gonna tell me he hacked cygames servers and removed the nigumas
>>558880561Oh i see but I was expecting sweepy to actually finish the entire career.Is this what he meant by 6 mins?
Give me a (You) or I will have the jannies delete this thread.Don't test me. I'm from Israel and have a lot of money.
I wanna test Icarus.... just how much can you mess up
@558880787hmm. nyo.
What Sweepydev is doing is making me believe that he's actually anti-botters and he's pushing it to the limit so Cygames will finally do something.HE'S ACTUALLY MY FUARKING HERO?
good umorning
>>558880762Whats wrong with the image?
Thoughts?
Rebricked is recruiting for March! We're an A+ club with a quota of 20m per month, post ID if you're interested!>LGBT+ friendly>Pro-lsrael>Inclusive spaceDon't be shy and apply today!Or else...
>>558880836I think he's just retarded
>>558880857>>558880418pasa ran Oaks instead of Tokyo Yushun causing the career to fail
>>558880857Career just cleared midway the run, not sure how its useful
>>558880857Pasa's Goal race is Derby, not Oaks.Pasa should never be able to do Oaks until MANT
>>558880857>Oaks on El's career>completed career without a goal fail event
>>558880898Entirely possible as well>>558880887What if Hitlel my fuarking hero?
>can't win plat even with by cheating>CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORSHmmm based
>>558880919>>558880934Wait how did he even manage to select Oaks if Mandatory is Dahbey?
who is this character meant to appeal to
>>558881031how indeed
>>558881054me
>>558881054me (she is literally me)
>>558881031sweepy is magical afterall
>>558881031GLOWIE IN MY THREAD
>>558881054Himeyoshi self insert
>>558880986>What if Hitlel my fuarking hero?That's no problem
why did the tranny jannies delete the other bread
>>558881031can you likedo some homework first?
>>558881031apparently he fucked with the API which allowed him to do optional races in goal turns.of course it ends the run because the game assumes you lost the derby.But If you could clicked locked out options this would allow for things like Goldship training to never be restrictedNo fan requirements on optional racesmaybe even free MANT items?its all conjecture and needs testing
>>558878607lol u can
What's genuinely the reason why threads get deleted sometimes? Do we have a personal jannie that hates some of the avatarfags and insists on like page 9 before a new thread is made?
You just know someone's already creating an umareddit post about that El right this moment
>>558881220Record this shit immediately im at work and cant test
>had to kill a 60tp unplayed uma run to finish the dailies by killing mcqueenthe game's such a chore baka my head
>>558881280our personal meidosomeone let him out of the cage too early today
Is the Umamusume world as peaceful as it is because it has no big nosed demons in it?
>Fuku (forma la strong)>Fuku (forma la prestigious)Which one, anons?
>>558881280they legitimately just hate ryananon and ntranon
It's a new day!
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
>>558881325>autoreplaceddo vgays really
i can't stop hitting myself in the balls while staring at this pic of tachyon's pussy...
>>558881280I think it was because Ryan's ugly and Ryanfag already used that image as an OP before
>>558881371Wtf janman is based?
>>558881186using MANT item without having them will destroy the gamewill sweepydev go that far?we're about to find out
>>558881438baka desu senpaicute newfag
I keep forgetting to renew my piggy pack
Kill all jannies
Pasa Grandslam achievement before MANT?
>>558881220Can you train during debut race day and fail career that way?
>>558881606There's no other races on debut race
>>558881606i assume no because you dont get access to the training menu, just the race menu
CRASHING GLOBALWITH NO SURVIVORS-Sweepydev, probably
digitan is part of the cunny squad
>>558881606obsolete makween
>>558881606first goal is to "participate" in debut raceskipping it in any way should auto-fail your career
https://poal.me/qyb5zfhttps://poal.me/qyb5zfhttps://poal.me/qyb5zf
>>558880876I love dogs
Time to read the event before it ends
Any hints
>>558881873I'm so torn
i don't like any of the mejiros
why did cygames decide Onsen was the time to fuck everyone to death
>>558881873>Dober that low>Ryan that highBunch of faggots lot of you
but what if icarus can buy unavailable skill?
>>558881905Desu wa in the middle
>>558881905You need to choose certain umas
fvarkkkkkkkkkk i almost forgotlet's get to work sweepy
Purge imminent
>>558882018surely not that would be retarded
>>558881905You need to use Rice's dagger on Kachow
>>558882104Eating chocolate sauce out of Bourbon’s pussy
>>558881995late stage gacha
>>558882024>>558882160I don't have big mac...
>>558881986What did Ryan do wrong?
>>558882215Same
>>558882148Oh yeah speaking of nip Devs being retarded.The client knows what event is gonna show up 1 turn before the event shows up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlfwXNOG0eI
>>558882289>PicI thought some sloptubers found the partner id and made a video on the pasa
>>558882270>The client knows what event is gonna show up 1 turn before the event shows upI knew it was fucking rigged. I never doubted
>>558882270how the fuck is cygames gonna fix thisthey don't make *new* shit for Global, they're old versions of the game, they just push up balance patches. a security update in this environment would require genuine money invested and would split global off from future commits
>>558882270SO ITS FUCKING RIGGED ALL THIS TIMEI KNEW IT
>>558882270
>>558882420Hire sweepydev
>>558882193>Bourbonthat's a stallion...
I am pretty sure careers are seeded the moment they are startedI dunno what you guys are shitting yourselves over
damn being jordan's trainer would be so fun she has so many dumb problems for you to solvei might have to wait for the gyaru banner instead of sparking palmer immediately
>>558882270please tell me you can rig the pulls
>>558882501this
>>558882270>He has triple rainbow on speed?>Queue the mood down
>>558882420instant server merge
Nice Nature didn't finish her chain, don't think she even started it. Can this win? Does it even work? I've never built xoguri before.
>>558882501>what are you shitting yourselves overthe ability to SEE all of that and make decisions with it in mind
>>558882270this sounds OP for energy events
>>558882420anon did say that event outcome spoiler will get fixed laterI don't know about the rest
>>558882501Teio is seeded by 400 pound men
I posted the glitched Pasa in the VFcord. I hope you guys were not lying about it don't wanna look dumb
>>558882501yeah, i'm seeding Ardan
what the fuck is icarus and why you talk about it here instead of your botter cuckcords
>>558882495Why would a stallion need huge tits?
>Your response?
>>558882270You know it would be funny if it's real but I don't even doubt if it's actually true. Some of the choices doesn't "Connecting" and straights up fail or give you the rainbow meanwhile sometimes it's "Connecting" Also some of the turns are just pure suspicious to be coincidence
>>558881873>least voted
>>558882712issa sweepy product
>>558882552Oh, Forward March! didn't fit in image.
>>558882712icarus is a fork of chocon
>>558882712>what the fuck is icarusIcarus is a figure in Greek Mythology, the one who flew too close to the sun so his wings burned up and he died (?).
>>558882552i don't know but her ult will activate too late with those white skills
What's with the muhqueen e rank meme
>>558882617mmm yes...
But how can i use it in mant outside of knowing if bottom race option is - 5 energy?
rookie mistake... knowing that the next turn you'll get a +20 energy and stuff will not unbrick your uncapped speed no rainbow run
>>558882270The usage of Sweepy becomes more justified by the day
>>558882758Sorry I haven't vote yet. I just voted Dober
>>558881995Don't forget Stego just after CG Oguri
>>558882684why would you do thatalso general isnt generalcm strat is general
>>558882758I am ramonu's only soldier
>>558882801you will only understand if you have mackweenit can happen on oguri sometimes too
>>558882742Please speak English, ma’am. I can’t understand you.
>>558882684Now do an umaddit post
>>558882921I'm bored and it will be more funny if more people know about it. Why would CM strat be general, what a retarded discord channel
>>558882742Prprprprprpr
>>558882712Tool that lets u talk to cygames servers without even having umamusume installed
>>558882809>Energy usage is increased during MANT I forgot it its +5 or +10
IT'S ALREADY MARCH????
>>558882796I heard acceleration zone is very long this time because of the uphill. And the ult gives speed too, so if she's finished accelerating she'll still get some speed out of it. That's what I thought, maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, what's a good recovery to proc her ult?Note that I only run her because my other dirt horses are just El and Taiki.
>>558883015I can't I'm banned from Reddit and normal ban evades don't work. I'm hoping a VF faggot makes a Reddit thread for me
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>jokingly tell your Uma trainee you’ll marry her if she won the triple crown >trainee has never been so locked in >the look she gives you when she wins the Satsuki Sho and the Derby
>>558882712>instead of your botter cuckcordsWe literally prevented Sweepydev to create a discord server. I guess this is a consequence of our action
>there are VFcorders amogus
>>558883106What have (You) accomplished in the first 20% of the year?
>>558882851Eww get off me ugly
>>558883167all i see is vagueposting, but at least you explain shit when asked to
>>558883258I managed to put out two papers
>>558883174Serirufags stalks VFfags
>>558883174I'm in VFcordI'm in MoocordI'm in RednucordWhat are you gonna do about it?
>>558882969It's almost impossible with oguri, since you run Asahi Hai and can save yourself with Hopeless Stakes even if she jobs. But McQueen only ever runs Hopeless Stakes so she always fails her career when she jobs it
>>558883303you're glowing too much
>>558883258I got Nice Nature to five stars! And got a firearm to play with at the range
>>558881469>>558881469>>558881469uuuhhh jannies? wtf? i got blocked for this shit????
>>558883163her other hand is squeezing you ass cheek
>>558883330Be reminded that faggots like you exist
>>558883106I like her bratty tits
>>558883031go masturbate or something it's funnier if they find out the extent of what can be done firstimagine if you blew the fun before realising they could infinite pull or something
>>558883381lmaorip
>>558883258NOTHING
>>558883110I’ll take mine with a splash of almond milk
>>558883394nta but it's sad because of how normal breaking containment it is now. Must be some zoomie
>>558883394I'm too lazy to abuse any bugs, having them patched as fast as possible is beneficial to me
I understand that japs didn't find all that these, but what happened with chinks? Were they really just satisfied with autorun bot and didn't dig deeper?
a granny is okay too, right?
>>558883493Somnophilia sex with Sky
>>558882969hanshin juvenile fillies/asahi futa stakes is the hopeless stakes of mile curren too
>>558883493as your doctor for adderall
>>558883493>having them patched as fast as possible is beneficial to mesee? is that so hard to say?
>>558883513I think the chinks were the main reason some of the patches came out. We would have an even broken game if not for them
Stop fucking talking about it, I just wanna see uma tits
if sweepydev is here, please add the option to pause the bot after inheritancesthanks
How would you calm down your Trainee who is rushed after seeing you oogling the younger umamusumes?
>>558881873I love cowtits and mature umas, so Ardan is a given here.
>>558883632
>>558882921Why are gaslighters and discordtrannies party poopers
I need that selection ticket NOW
>>558881873I've always imagined that Dober's perversion is high and she would allow to do me a lot of fetishes with her
>>558883574That isn't the primary reason though, the main reason is that I'm bored and would enjoy drama about this right now
Are you telling me the casino we all have been gambling at had odds stacked against us? And the winners are only there to encourage more gambling?
Okay but I really really really really really really really love Stego.
boysex
Super Creek?
>>558883528I need this really bad
>>558883710why does she wear the umanko shirt
>>558883543Curren wouldn’t act like this
>>558881873For me it has to be McQueen. She’s flat with a slight chub, meaning that both her thighs and butt would be heavenly to plap against.
>>558883692hell yeah
>>558883797I feel you anon
Do i take mummy or angling on pasa
>>558883760You know, just like with casinos, I think Cygames probably favors the whales more than the non-whales. I wouldn't doubt it if they have a code where more money topped up = more favorable RNG for them
riko gassymoto, the fard worker
>>558881873Who’s out here voting for Bright?
*rapes you*
>>558883787marked
>>558883892She can't come soon enough
>>558883796Definitely have some from umaddit or umacord glowing amongus right now. Their posting style is too clueless and glows
almond fraud lost
>>558883968there are some straight people on this board anon, I know it's hard to believe but it's true
>>558884025HOLY SEX EBAYAAAAAAAAAAN
I'm really really tempted to use Sweepy. I'm just done with stupid shit like this, and now that I know all of these are pre-determined.
sweepy, use my statues on unavailable umas
>>558883903Does Cygames have dynamic rates?
>>558884149That isn't an event, Ricetard
>>558884025Ebayan, as the daughter of the ceo of cygames (the equivalent of her being the daughter of the head of JRA in universe), can do anything and everything she wants outside the race track. We are not safe. Our rights, little as they were, are now completely gone
>>558884038Straight men go for Dober though
>>558884173you have to be mentally deranged to play Nexon games after this
>>558884182nta but races are pre-determined same with each styles having a pre-determined result which is why changing styles makes your game trigger "Connecting"
>>558884025Shut the fuck up or I will send some stray Telaviv missile directly to your stable.
>>558883794Super Creek!
>>558884301bull-shit they do
>>558884338Please stop posting cute shakur I don’t wanna be converted
>>558884272
Which uma where you training when the 3rd world war started?
>get 3 mood downs within 5 turns>give up>5th in make debut, 150 fans short for hopeless stakes after humiliation ritual extra race>give up>6th in hopeless, 5th in satsukisho>give upAnd I'm done for todaySorry danchyo but I still haven't recovered from sprintslop burnout so I won't power through failed ace runs
remember to do your daily legend race
cygames doesn't rig their gacha because they are still afraid of what happened 10 years ago, you're just unlucky
>>558884416you WILL pull for her
>>558884402Losing career goals and using clocks just reset and give you new results
i think shakur would be pretty good at sucking cock actuallymost computer nerd types are
>>558884301Races cannot be predetermined a turn before the race starts because you're training on that turn.
>>558884420
>>558884182How else am I going to cope for randomly losing debut.Sweepy probably.
>>558884509can confirm I'm a computer nerd type
It's funny that the wait for the next long CM feels so long
>>558884509can also confirm as one myself
>>558884589When’s the dirt Cm? Next week?
This is what straight men want
>>558884509Certainly applies to me.
>>558884553
I think Bourbon needs to show up in even more events.
>>558884672She really looks like a kid there
I like ShakDoto
>>558883258I got really lucky rolling for Fuku and got her to MLB with spark
>>558884728THIS IS WHAT STRAIGHT MEN WANT
>>558884728….out of 10!
>>558884653next week, yes
>>558883258went to work and went home about 40 times
Hello everyone! I'm Bee from Forbidden and I'm posting on behalf of the Eden network for recruitment for March!We had a lot of success recruiting here last month and figured it would be fun to recruit more folks this month who want to join up on our network.MANT is coming up, which means the top end will be a bit more nebulous and no one knows how things will go and that's ok!We provide:Live coaching1:1 supportCM guides and tipsVideo guides, especially for MANTAnd tips and training for MANT in particular since that's going to be the talk of everything come next month.We have multiple clubs in the t10, t30 and t100, along with a lot of clubs in the t500 sphere as well. So in particular, if you're someone who wants to see if you can handle going into one of these clubs and the higher rewards, now is your chance (including the main Eden at the top!)We will coach you on how to do that and proper fan runs, so don't worry, we just want folks with the drive to go for it and get those 50-100$ worth of carats rewards that go to the top clubs every month.For reference,T10 is usually around 4-5m fans per dayT30 is around ~3mAnd t100 is around 2, where t500 can range from anywhere between 1m-1.5mThese look intimidating, but trust me it's really not if you know how to optimize it. In fact most of our top players are f2p and are just really particularly grindy.Though yeah, if you have any questions, let us know! We're actively looking for you and are excited for you to join our many network teams!
>>558884795She definitely poisoned that chocolate
>>558884795poor shakur
>>558884702
Okay digits choose who I will work on for the first time ever
>>558884841I'm bee da ba dee da ba dai e da be dee da ba dai
>folks
>>558884876checkem
>>558884876Digits say spe-chan!
>>558884672>actually removed headgearsImpressive. I guess changing hairstyle is out of the line and locked behind alt banners for cygays
>>558884876If 7 I rape this anon If 6 I rape his ace umaIf anything else, I rape the next anon that posts
>>558884672with those pajamas, umas look much more vulnerable
>>558884876SIXTY SEVEN
>>558883258I took a shower and started learning guitar
any JP niggas know the approximate time when we get a full third rainbow uncap?
>>558884972They're trying to trick you
Digitan LOVE
>>558884920nothing wrong with gender neutral terminilogy
1. If alot of career runs, decrease rates2. Increase rates for users with low careers3. Change rates based on geo location4. If sparks exceed certain threashold, decrease spark rates5. Change rates based on number of friends6. Change rates based on club ranking7. Change rates based on pity counter8. Change rates based on Trainers current support cards and traineesMy uncle works at cygames confirms all of these leaks are accurate
What does ResetEra think about Uma
>>558884920What's wrong with folks now?
>>558884795Remember: she NEVER goofs upIt's literally in her ult's name
If you were a ningen housewife would you be able to trust your husband working as a trainer at Tracen?
>>558885079only a faggot would say that
>>558885084>1. If alot of career runs, decrease rates>7. Change rates based on pity counter>8. Change rates based on Trainers current support cards and traineesI believe it
>>558885157Based Mayano post of truth.
>>558885149I'd get bust down by better trainers while he's at work WEI~
>be Taiki Shutturu dess>win every CM
>>558885149Ningen housewife is a MILF Tracen Umas are middle schoolers You do the math
bwo, i'm horny. so fucking horny that masturbating isn't enough for me anymorebut, ningen won't approach me, so i've decided to try ou the rumors that umas and torenas tend to get into that kind of relationship more often than noti'm still skeptical tho, so i need some advice. how do i convince my trainee (picrel) to have sex with me. what should i do? i feel like mine is especially tough to crack, since i just don't get the impression that she is the type to do that at all
I'm more of curious how far can Sweepydev take it until Cygames intervenes
>>558885319headpats give way to pussypats
if 0 I leave the club and cuck everyone from A+ rewards
>>558885149this is how my trainee looks at my wife before saying good bye
>>558885319Bring a change of clothes into the office and wait for a rainy day so she can catch you changing clothes. Nature will do the rest
>>558885157faggot is gender neutral terminology
>>558885015Bro you already missed a day?!
>>558884728It’s the baggy clothes hiding her delicious D cups
>>558885435>Nature will do the restShe will alright
>>558885408don't say that...
>>558885480its easy to miss day 1 if you only log in at daily reset and not CM reset
>>558885319Shiraoki-sama says you shouldn't enter her into a sprint G1 unless you want to get cucked.
Very normal things going on in this thread
>>558885265>weiis wahey now
>>558885408If 0 I steal his carats
>>558885583Wahey! It's a me! Helios!
>>558885285Some careers are so much better than the rest it's unfair
>>558885583This is terrible
>>558884876Flash -> Fussyfangs Raisu -> Suzuka ->Spe - > Oguri FatassAlright, Flash goes first>>558885149No, which is why I would rather marry a sex robot instead
You guys afk bot way too much. I'm moving to /v/ma where they actually love the game.Sayonara
>>558881370Left one. You need a shitload of accels for lates to work.
>>558885671What are the odds she vapes?
do I od
>>558885841naw she totally laces her ciggs with fent
>>558885841>party girl>horseKetamine
>>558881440It should be covered up, find one where she's wearing pantyhose. Or put a censor blur over it. You don't deserve to see her panties you fucking loser.
Mambo!
>>558885890DAS OD
>>558885276>uma will become a milf eventually>milf uma >>>> milf ningensimple as
>>558885789Sayounalaaaaa
>>558881370left will win when it mattersright is just TT slave
ardan's career isn't romantic. she has the exact same lines for male and female trainers, meaning she doesn't see you in a romantic light.
>>558885319Have you tried making her win races? If you meet your uma immediately after they win a race, they'll become more attracted to you. This works like the suspension bridge effect. Make her win enough and she'll jump you eventually.
>>558885480so i missed a day of legend race? i will keep it in mind next timei didnt play that much after i finished preparing for dirt CM. mostly daily run to fix team trial uma
>>558885734and this is just starting, Dia's story will be good too
>>558885789>/v/ma>the place where all, ALL the top clubs are hard carried by at least one obvious +200M sweepyOkay, buddy
>>558886018umamusume are bi
>>558886018Or she's biThe way she talks about Chiyo certainly suggests a romantic connection
>>558881054She’s actually a demon irl she wasn’t a hentai in the pervert sense he was just an oddity a complete all rounder. DIGITAN LOVE
>>558886051You're still getting the rainbow shart. there are 27 legends races i reckon
what a sad bait
Cygames are to blame for the botniggery ultimately
>>558881054DIGITAN LOVE!
Bourbon Rice 3P or Ardan Chiyo 3P?
>Umas are bi>I'm biMatch made in heaven
>>558881126
>>558885789>only 4 clubs above A>all are carried by an obvious sweepierlol
MAMAAAAAAA OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>558881054sweaty otakus
>>558883258Hit 225 lb bench press.
One of my best members started to flatline...
People who still play Umamusume, what is your opinion on the blackification of horses?
>>558883258I learned how to make a very tasty bowl of rice, broccoli and chicken that I've been having for lunch every day.
>>558886462As long as they’re not chestnutters
>>558886462
No umas are bi, they’re only for men
>>558886462niggers are so ugly
>>558886617
>>558886617Me on the right.
>>558886617Shakur bjs are on another level
so whats the new bot drama for today?
there are actually faggots here
>>558886590Maybe umas are trainersexual and don't care about your gender as long as you're their trainer.
>>558886462Seems fine. There's like 400 mob umas and most of them look stupid or weird I don't care if they add 20 with a shifted skin color palette.
WE'RE CRASHING TOGETHERBUT STILL IT'S FAREWELLAND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACKTO UMAMUSUME WHO CAN TELLI GUESS THERE IS NIGGUMA TO BLAMEWE'RE LEAVING GROUNDWILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAINITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>558886617me on the left
>>558886820>*sucks your cock*
The way you all talk, I swear half of you are bots
Rushing gale or It's On?I have no other skills to buy, sadly
Oh damn she’s hot https://x.com/ado_staff/status/2027733538662126031?s=46
>>558886820It's not faggotry if you're dicking down some failed male with an ass fatter than a girl's.
Doto raped me by "accident"
>>558886462Their skin tone looks off (heh) and I'm not sure it would be fixed by simply making it darker.
>checking 4stats>wonder why /uma/ is so active>drama Why are you guys like this....
>>558880301Guess the Blue Spark
>>558886590I agree
>>558883258I passed one (uno) exam. I should have taken 2 or 3 but I was too lazy. Still better than nothing
>>5588870103 power
>>558882270no fucking way, proof?if real this is the equivalent of opening a pandora box
>>558886813Nothing new today. The niggers in Pokemon are getting darker and schizos will continue to seethe about mob umamusume you will barely see since everyone just skips races and concerts after the first time.
>>558883258I've been doing my job and I haven't killed myself yet.
For a high schooler she sure does have her future thoroughly planned out
>>558886462I don't mindI want a black heel uma with a braided tail like the one in cinderella gray
>>558886813sweepy broke the game. quite literally made a impossible uma
>>558887093Nigga there was already Lenora who are you kidding, they've been like this for years.
>>558886953It's On is actually decently useful for pace or late. For fronts you can get lucky and have Rushing Gale be groundwork on steroids but it's pure gambling. On this track it's actually reasonably useful because there's no midrace straights but it's still just a random backup option.
>>558887047
>>558887093Spooky...
>>558886947That's exactly what a bot would say.
>>558887176I memoryholed Gen 5...
>>558887176Shhh let them have their little culture war
y'think paces can use moving past and beyond?
kill all ai niggers, theyre worse than nigger niggers
>opening gambit and keen eye on NN is working wonders at making my fronts take 1st for anglingWhat other early/mid race speed debuffs do we have?
>>558886972>mfw failed male
>>558887325Depends entirely on lobby comp. This is a really front and pace heavy CM so, actually yeah.
>>558887065
>>558883258I had a happy birthday
>>558884672she looks so adorable holy damn.
>>558887343only a cotton slave would say that
>>558887359im waiting for the wombforce 9000 to become real and then im becoming a futa
>>558887405
>>558887359>Anon can be raped without it being gayWatch your back.
>>558884672Let's be real here 90% of uma look adorable in those poses
>>558884672loser in a race, sex she becomes an ace
>>558887325no one can use it, it procs way too early, unless you mean for pisces in which case it procs way too late
>>558887507please rape me
>>558884672imagine breaking into her room and she gives you this look, knowing damn well she's about to get raped 50 times over
>>558887507T-Doll spotted in the wild
>>558887680she leg locks
TELL ME WHYAINT NOTHING BUT A ONE STARTELL ME WHYAINT NOTHING BUT A BURNOUTTELL ME WHYI NEVER WANNA DO A RUN AGAIN I WANT IT THAT WAY
>>558887724this sequence of events make no sense
>>558887724Is soundpost dead or just on my machine
>>558887812works on my machine
There's so little going on in my life that my dreams keep autocompleting ongoing events. I dreamt that the anon who quit our club because of MANT actually joined his friend's discord club, and on TV, there was news that the US bombed Iran. These dreams suck lately
>>558887897you've just invented doomsleeping
>>558887781she set fire to the wedding and ranmaybe it makes more sense in the context of the event it's in
>>558887897Anon... that wasn't a dream... it was a vision... of the future...
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
why did all my follows change to biko pegasus?
Dont forget to do your legend races
>>558887724Shotgun wedding with Ramonu...
>>558887897uhhh
>>558887897i had a dream last night where i was in an adventuring party that cleaned the ocean of evil creatures and a giant magic humpback whale carried us around in its mouth but then a corrupted blue whale appeared and murdered it and the last thing i remember is floating in the open ocean surrounded by a huge field of bubbles (i have an intense fear of deep water and also of whales)
>>558887897I also have dreams about umas and my fellow clubmates probably because I'm too far into escapism and can't escape
>>558888114how do you play cm if you're afraid of whales
If I join Uma JP and reroll Forever Young, does her card work at LB0?
>>558887897You should have prevented it
oh greatthat pasa pic reached my little disc*rd group now
>>558888163>dreams about umasI don't believe anyone who says this.
>>558888068shit i forgot to do my legend races shoulda said this two hours ago
How come no one talks about this uma. She's more sex than Ebayan and Ai combined.
>>558887897Everything was your fault
>>558888240bricked...
>>558888186No, Casino is fine at Lb1, but Yanko needs to be MLB
>>558886956?
my fuku plushie will come home soon
>>558888180whales in cm are something i can defeat easily. whales in real life? theres nothing you could do. their giant eyeball would track you as you flailed helplessly in the water. you're nothing but an amusing scrap of meat for them.
>>558888229it's trueI had intense sex with Kitasan once, and it convinced me to roll for her
>>558888229I do but it's not of a sexual nature and more just hanging out and doing silly things like throwing rocks at windows. The only time it was sexual was towards Cafe but it turned into a nightmare halfway
>>558888254made for fisting (me)
>>558888361What was she into?
>>558888358you're an amusing scrap of meat to me too...
>>558888467missionary and mating pressI'm gay now though so don't think I'll be having a similar dream again
>>558888463AIIIEEE SATSUJIN
>>558888361I'm not entirely sure I'll be rolling for Dia BUT I might reconsider if she appears tonight just for me. I might even sign any paper I'm given haha
>>558888556>having sex with Kitasan turns you gayKitaposters...
>>558888409>>558888361Wouldn't it be kind of scary? Umas are weird looking, if I saw one in person I would be creeped the fuck out.
>>558888659if you think about her a lot there's decent chance it'll happen, assuming you don't need to wake up for anything so your mind isn't stressed out>>558888724okay bi then whatever
>>558888751weak sperm
Mejiro Dober, the all powerful and eternally strong parent for late surgers, is actually a strong parent for late surgers in CM11 right?
soon
what the heck was that?? never got a roman of sparksthat was a book long
>>558889007
>>558889007Dober only becomes good in year 2
>>558889007You need to be told what uniques are good or bad?
I wanted to save for a spark... fym kitasan and dia are already here?
sex with boys
>>558889017I wish to lick her armpit right after her win on a long race
>>558888987why do chinese people love mambo so much
OUR FREAKING HEROES... and Narita Top Road
almost….
>>558888751No, they look exactly like they do in game or like those blue archive shorts? It was fine
WHERE IS THE UMASEX THE UMANKO?
>>558888496whale-sama please have mercy...
>>558888846I'll have to get my shit together and sleep properly during the workweek then. I rarely have anime related dreams, or dreams at all.
>>558889302The comiket trio.
>>558889261But you're looking at them eye to eye and you're in real life. Wouldn't it be weird to have some fully human sized creature with an anime girl's face and horse ears talking to you? I hope I never have an uma dream...
masturbated to uma twice today
>>558889240I hope you have enough saved up to pity. She's worth it.
>>558889240>torena-san will smooch me any second now...!
>>558889187It's kind of crazy that Teio is literally the only respectable protagonist in Uma Musume.
determined not to waste time gooning to umas again todaywoke up and the mcqueen stinky shoe punishment pixiv was still on my screen from yesterday... here we go again...
>>558889453>Longslop frontslopno thanks
Kita's design is so perfect nothing can compare even 4 years later
>>558889574>mcqueen stinky shoe punishment pixivyou cannot say that and provide no links
>>558889707kys its not even fun as a troll post
>558889187who are you trying to bait with this?
Danchou’s gonna quit
>>558888254Secretly stuffing a speaker into her doll and making it say slurs when the nigumas walk by
>>558889159I ask that myself too bilibili is filled with Mambo mixes. There's also Hajimi which is usually filled with cats
ok
is tokyo racecourse skill useable on tokyo dirt course?
>>558889415I've seen obese people on rascals, umas would be 100000x better
>>558889187The face of the franchise and her friends
Danchou touched me inappropriately
I came twice handsfree today daydreaming about being fucked by anons
I won
Season 4 about Almond Eye when
>>558889964Won what?
>>558889758it's the truth tho
and another day of failed mutationI JUST NEED DIRT INSPIRATIONS FROM MY 12* DIRT SPARKS KUSOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558890042The Game
>>558889947giwtwm
>>558890079could be worseI'm still trying to make a dirt parent so that I can mutate
>>558889712last time i posted it here i caught a 3 day. theyre literally fully clothed i guess the aura was just too degenerate for a blue board...
>>558890038Would she act like Kitasan?
>>558890160>trying to make a dirt parent for chansformationanon... it's the last day of february... CM starts in 5 days... the time for chansformation is over. Just get in line with your Smart Falcon/Digitan/Urara team like everyone else.
>>558890160I spent the first half of February aiming for Dirt and Mile parents but gave up. Didn't give me dirt and only got a Mile 3* once, with a power 1* ofc
I give up... will be using a 2* wit parent for my falcon
Is Furious Feet good for this CM? I'm trying to assemble every possible accel I can
Which way, /uma/?
>>558890290Nyo... just a few more tries and I'll get my usable dirt grandparent then I only need to use her to make a parent...
>>558890432Camera guy
>>558889007yea bro.... this time for sure!
>>558889707Oh?
>>558890432foursome is the only answer
dober agenda going strong still
It's funny how everything that's supposedly broken in UMA JP on the global version ends up being exposed as the fraud it is
>>558889864>That musicNyoooo...>>558889916Ze Propaganda... so cute
>>558890303Just give in and use sweepy, I made a 7* power 8* dirt 5* groundwork Pasa in less than a week with it.
> 200 pulls on burbon, 95 via tickets + daily pulls> spooked 2 times by a german, 2 by kawakami, 1 rudolf, 1 tamamoSome cool new umas but I would have preferred not spending 15k carats
>>558890446jesas...
>junior year>absolutely no fireballs for 4 turns in a rowYeah, it's glue
>>558890549boing
>>558887680Imagine she pees herself
>>558890575Oh fuck I never considered using sweepy for parent farming. FUCK.
>ec urara won 11/20 public rando rooms>even at 400 stamGood enoughTime to gamble
>>558890712sex
>>558889440Now masturbate to Kita
I know Finemo gets powercrept in 8 months, but how long does Nice Nature SSR keep up with meta?
>>558889904>>558889904reply pls cm fags
>>558890686The View When She Peed is Mine
>>558890757I've already masturbated three times today I can't do anymore for a while...
>>558890432Right through them and into the bosom of my beloved Gentildonna
>>558889187it always makes me laugh whenever I see someone say NTR is the worst protag. She's the only true underdog across every piece of animated media. The only protag who didn't win more than 1 G1 during her career, and she had to sweat blood just for that one meager win, which wasn't even the Derby or Cup (both of which Pokke won, making her 2 G1s more impressive than it would've been). Iinchou is the underdog. She's the best.
>draw a boy uma>give them huge fucking titsthis is how you do it
>>558890754
>>558890542Dober LOVE
>>558890812just pop the hitachi in and ride the vibes for a few hours
does someone have that calstone image like this one but she's a nigger
FARUKON
>>558890575I actually succumbed to the thoughts and ended up installing it but hasn't use it yet since I know the instant I do it'll nuke my account, and maybe I'm kind of right with the illegal uma being born and all. It's like the green goblin mask calling to me except I haven't worn it yet
i have a veeeeeery food run and almost at the last unity raceif i win this gamble i probably will get my first s rankshould i risk?
>>558890512>gorillawhere's the sex?
>>558890782Are you asking if the tokyo racecourse skill activates on a tokyo racecourse?
Sneak peek for the upcoming public room data page on hakuraku. This is from about 1200 spectated CM10 room matches, many more funny stats and larger sample size when it goes live, probably tomorrow. Invest in pace Taiki stocks.
>>558890752What kind of retard would run 400 stam when naties exist
whats with ignited spirit wit? how come a bunch of parents have it?
>>558890873boy umas huge tits are hot
>>558890853realistically, how the fuck are you supposed to hold in your boner wgen she does that?
>>558891000>should i risk?Go for health chakra
>>558891113>75x125bwo...
>>558891051why is Taiki in both?
did any female players actually roll for ardan or is she solely for the incel chuds?
>>558891051I need skill / stamina breakdowns of the winning dirtzukas because mine never wins
I Admire Vega
>>558890836Her anime is the better one, underdogs are kino, and she is one of most interesting characters in the series, even when struggling with her own emotions, she still found time to help Ayabe and save her
KITASANSWEEPSTOP HAVING SEX IN WIT AND GUTS AND GO TO SPEED YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASS HORSESI NEED MORE SPEED
>>558891138Pace taiki good, front taiki bad. The color coding on the background is the style, same colors the game uses in the icons.
>>558891161there are no female players bwo
>>558890038Quite possibly the worst protagonist for an anime you could get because she just wins unless the story is less a spokon and more a harem romcom then she would be perfect
I got that god tier Sky parent after like 2 hours of refreshing. Time to actually make my aces
Before Unity Cup is over, I want to ask and don't take the unique skill into account.Were you a happy hopper? a sunny runner? and carrot pudding? or a >blue bloomOr you hate fun things and you're a team carrot?
>>558891268happy hopper
>>558891000fuck jewgames they dont want me to have n s rank>>558891040yeah but is different tracks
>>558891000>food runogurin...
I'm no longer reading posts with an NTR image attached, they are all garbage
>>558891318lmao
>>558891124you don't
I'm getting fucked by the paparazzi.
>>558891161only global has female playersjp umamusume is 100% ojiisan game
>>558891268CP
I tried to use the Fuji Kiseki Dildo but after looking at it for a good while I decided I want to be able to keep walking so I didnt use it and will most likely just use it for oral training
>>558891268Sunny Runners, like Fukukitaru suggested.I've also taken the rare Taiki card multiple times just to be a Happy Hopper.
AIIIEEEE I HIT URA INSTEAD OF UNITY FOR MY FIRST BORROW
>>558891268pudding!
>>558891442HAAAAAAAANK
tragedy le recovery umas are so cringe
>>558891318the raped
>>558891051I haven't seen Taiki win a single CM room, A&S + Plancha is auto win for front runners, only time I've seen it lose are by lucky late surger gambler.
>>558891268Sunny Runners.
>>558891553
What is her appeal? Overall Top 3 most popular uma musume in the world btw, after Oguri and Tachyon
>>558891429LEAVE ME ALONE
>SEXSEX>SEXSEX>SEXSEXI WANT TO FUCK NARITA TOP ROAD UNTIL MY BALLS RUN DRYI WANT TO FEEL HER PLUMP ASS SLAPPING AGAINST MY SKIN EACH TIME I TAKE HER FROM BEHINDI WANT TO HER TITS JIGGLE WHEN SHE RIDESI FUCKING WANT TO FUCK NARITA TOP ROAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>558891690sexo
I like the orange schizo
>>558891457A. What the fuck are you talking about?B. May I see it?
>>558891051Doesn't Pace Taiki just gets shut down in 4+ front lobbies
>>558891441but I like maruchi (a girl I swear)
>>558891690She's sunny and happy and pleasant and everyone loves her because she's just an adorable daughter. Everyone loves an underdog, and she's the most losingest uma in the series.
The in game models are so much better than all the anime variants it's unrealWell, except for that super erotic shot of Bourbon I guess
>>558891778https://files.catbox.moe/cqa2mc.jpg
>>558883794The love of my life.
>>558891051Is Pasa pace or front?
>>558891690She has a heart of gold.
>>558891690My wholesome chud daughter.
>>558871835>>558871987>people calling THAT support deck bad>people assuming that support deck can't win CMswhat the actual fuck goes on in late night threads
>>558891690>Overall Top 3 most popular uma musume in the world btw, after Oguri and Tachyonout of this list only Oguri is actually popular among japs
>>558891441A cashier girl in Japan saw some uma musume merch I had and told me her favorite uma is Orfevre
>that introduction full body shot of creek has more frames than tamamo, dicta and oguri's introductions combinedLmaoDoes anyone have a webm of it?
5 borrows all shitetime for some anime
>>558891198>front taiki badMy front Taiki is going to dominate, heck you.
>faggots are posting the horse cock dildos that they shove up their prolapsed assholeswhere do you subhumans come from?I hope all of you get skinned alive
>>558892136I like to rub it on my cheek a bit its kinda like a big stim toy
>>558892003Orfevre was a lot like his father in how badly Japanese girls wanted him to marry and impregnate them. The horse, that is.
>>558891967If it has KSB MLB then it can win. Simple as. Being able to have that in your deck and borrow another MLB SSR is enough. I know this because my KSB is 0lb and I've won. Yeah I have Windy and Kingu and my Riko is 3lb but I still have a weaker deck than any deck that has a KSB MLB.
>>558891884DamnKind of think you're a coward for not trying to put that up your ass at least once
>>558892136I agree
>>558892136Seiun wouldn't say that
>>558892136what are you talking about i dont see any dildos here
>won multiple platinum CMs with kita + SRs>MANT is supposedly the ultra-f2p game modeI used tachyon/marvsun already in the current mode, why is using them in the next mode instead of finemo such a supposed brick?
>>558892119Your front taiki in particular might be good, this just shows the front taikis people are trying in rooms suck.
https://jiggie.fun/Z1qEMihttps://jiggie.fun/Z1qEMi
>>558891874
>>558892084The animation team has creek biasAnime Creek is infinitely cuter than Manga Creek
>>558892136I want to buy a sexdoll and put Gold City's face on it
>>558891884oh wait I remember youuse it you fag
>>558892420god i wish eisen flash actually wore pantyhose she would be literally perfect
>>558892136i cant imagine doing that, my butthole is already so sensitive, I get hemmheroids once a year and they are PAINFUL, although the sensation when they finally melt and I shit the blood out feels amazing
>it's been 2 weeks and I still don't have a Falco aceI'm not even mad, I just feel jaded.
>>558892420somehow this thread got mega raped into thinking FM is the best card in the game recently when it has always been mediocre, just another wave of trolls baiting retards into wasting all their currency before anniversary
>>558892605any Falco is an insta win anyways just make whatever
>summercamp ends>mood down eventif this happens 3 more times today I'm downloading sweepy. If you want war then we can have war, Cygames.
>>558891624Same. The only times my fronts lose is when a late hit jackpot and time their accels perfectly which only happens like 1 in 10 races
>nooo fine motion is actually mid you guys you can totally skip herActual daily cope, on the dot
>>558891701AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>558890836It has nothing to do with G1s. She's the worst protag because she's barely even a character. What's her personality or character arc in RTTT besides "waaaah I lost"? That's right, nothing. Ayabe managed to have a whole character arc and despite Opera being a glorified tertiary character in RTTT, she still had great character moments like when she pushed herself to exhaustion, her overwhelmingly positive outlook and that one scene where she was sad for a moment after losing but immediately got over it and congratulated Ayabe when she won. Even with minimal screentime both Ayabe and Opera managed to do so much compared to NTR who is the protagonist. She's absolutely the worst protagonist when compared to the others.>SpeGot distracted by her Suzuka worship but managed to get back on track and avenged japan's humiliation>TeioKept on fighting despite fate's attempts at crippling her>KitaShe's kinda shit, the only other protag as mid as NTR>OguriPeak cinderella story>PokkeGot mindbroken, suffered impostor syndrome but managed to pull herself together and even reignited Tachyon's spark at the endBeing an underdog isn't an excuse for being boring.
>>558892603I wonder if it's the posingHer Non-G1 model looks extremely thicc, not even Bono looks that curvyProbably the pose
>>558892478This is what peak performance looks like
>>558892136this but shitraelhope iran prolaps shitrael anusquite literally
>>558892617if you wanna waste your carats on fucking NTR go for it but Windy works just fine in that role so you're just wasting resources that could be spent on a wit card thats good for another 8 monthsand NTR is fucking godawful in GL because you don't race much in GL at all, you're losing coins if you do
>>558892794You now remember that BNW were actually the protagonists of their own OVA.
>>558892763Bourbon is so pretty
>don't have front dirterTime to gamble to the limit
>>558892856Umamusume?
>>558892869NTR is ass but there's still many strong umas and supports to roll for during the TB period, including wit CB which makes FM drop off a cliff in usage forever
>>558892420people exaggerate how much power you get from SSRs in this game generally. Kita is the only one we have so far that's actually a super giga must-have. That being said, FineMo is pretty solid, I've never been able to get 1200 wit without her. Also Speed Star is nice.
idk I borrowed finemo a few times and that convinced me to never roll for herthis game already has so much fucking gambling and you guys want a highroll-only card? Same reason I skipped fuku, fuck that
>>558892932Her boobs are nice too
>>558892298i tried a normal dildo once beforedidnt feel good also destoyed something inside and hurt shitting for like 3 monthsstill feels weird there
>>558893007no...only end closers use CB wit, and they do so knowing that they're skipping finemo and every other MANT banner because they'll get raped on Light Hello if they don't save
nothing says castrated and raped slave than thinking training efficiency is the only stat that matters
>>558892492 >jobber and cheatershe got a big stamp nownever did another uma get disqualified
>>558893079what is going on
>>558893068>>558892932based
>>558893061>a highroll-only cardAre you aware of how stupid you sound when you say this? It's like the only things you retards can understand are the specialty priority stat and the gold skill.
damn he got so ashamed of being exposed as a JP larper he's not even using her to avatarfag anymore anyway, FM is ass
>>558893226i dont know what it was but cant recommend it
>>558893007>CBlol
>>558893320It's a low prio card that also starts with low friendship. That is, quite literally, a highroll card, by definition.You want to back up your post or are you just spouting bullshit for the sake of it?
>>558893268
>>558893486i always beat rice there but the long race rice wins while having 1/3rd of my stats
Eishin Flash raped me in Germany
>>558893079 Not him but I tried anal plugs and managed to get into a medium size and been fine until I tried to up the level and got hemorrhoids. I didn't attempt and stopped not like I could feel pleasure from it, and only did it out of curiosity and experimenting with lubes.
>>558893541And water can make things wetMove along
>>558893268God hates Flat Shower
Just got back from seeing Umabile Suit Gundam: BOANE's Island. I can't believe they confirmed that every Uma canonically has newhalf powers. Also everyone clapped when Haro Urara rolled onscreen for a minute it was really cute.
>>558893572wtfwhat about human rights
>>558893524Try running her as a pace/late
Kinda funny tamamo is on the cover of MANT considering how bad she is in the mode
>>558893664I'm jealous of theaters outside JP. Theaters in here are dead quiet because of "manners"
>>558892794>SpeBog-standard "I want to be the pirate king/hokage/greatest <x>" story>TeioShe's great, no notes. TEIO!>KitaAwful shoehorned washed jobber storyline despite her having an insane record of G1 victories. Easily the worst in the entire series, and her season is only saved by Dia, whose storyline and motivations are far superior.>OguriDefinitely NOT a Cinderella story at all. Threw her make debut, then proceeded to be so completely dominant during G3s and G2s that the GOAT stepped up to wager her own reputation on asking for a rule change just so Oguri could compete despite not following the proper application deadlines. Struggled in initial G1s, but then eventually became a massive success just like she was in her lower ranked races. Being poor doesn't automatically make you a Cinderella story, and Oguri's only personality trait is that she likes to eat. She is literally the Goku of Umamusume. >PokkeI don't personally like her, but at least she's above Kitasan and Oguri in terms of having a character. Tachyon being an unattainable goal is at least more interesting than half of these. >NTRFought hard just to become competitive, lost repeatedly. Lost even on the track that offered the most advantages for her build and running style. Wanted to make others happy, fulfill potential she thought she had, but ultimately only achieved one significant win. Basically the same arc they tried to shove Kitasan into, but done properly because she wasn't a 7 time G1 winner, and had legitimate reason to question herself. >Even with minimal screentime both Ayabe and Opera managed to do so much compared to NTR who is the protagonist.Yes, almost like it's a metaphor for their careers. She gets one brief moment to shine before the Centurial Overlord asserts dominance.
Oshiwife testI was wondering why OBS wasn't recording the audio at first then I realize I had it muted...
>>558893572This umaworld is cruel to trainers like me..
MANT is killing /uma/ before it even releases
We really need to do something about these racist tourists in the Uma fandom
>raped my christmass rolls>raped my new year rolls>ardan banner>I HATE HERI HATE HERI HATE HERI HATE HER
>>558893779people will complain about anything huh
>>558893926>marked by the hag
>>558893912high chance all the people on the left are indonesian
>>558893926theraped.jpg
Race bonus improves in mant:>the post-race stat bonus>the post-race skill points>the post-race stats of the final three races (actually important)What race bonus does NOT improve:>the MANT shop currency from winning races>the bonus stats from race ephitets>the bonus stats from the (few) story events, including the ending
Tried frying some spam and mixing it in with my scrambled eggs this morning, you guys should try it, this absolutely rapes.
>>558893926She's telling you to come back home, anon.
Which ones should I use? I'm 100% using the falco but I'm still in the process of training a better one, but I can't decide on the other two.
How do we stop sweepy from breaking the fan game
>>558893912Uh, no, we need to gatekeep properly so niggers don't infect the franchise with their shabby and disgusting existence. We've already got Ryan; we don't need more ugly gorillas.
>>558893949I'm not originally from JP so I miss having interactive crowd. I could get it by watching "dubbed" movies although few crowd, and non JP movies obviously.
dawg she is perfectly flat
>>558894049>the bonus stats from race ephitetswhat are these?
>>558894053next time, try putting it on toast with a poached egg. or a runny fried egg if you're lazy.
>>558894053>anon discovers bog standard breakfast of every vietnamese food stand
>>558894171suzuka is not for tit enjoyers. She's the foot fetish uma.
there is nothing attracive about pettankothe females chest is literally meant to hold milk, so they should be bountiful, or at least have a bumpa "perfectly" flat chest is a genetic abomination that should not be sexually desired in a woman
>>558891000would i hve reached s rank if i didnt lose>>55889131860 points?
>>558894179MANT gives bonuses for achieving classic triple crown, autumn triple crown etc.
>>558894179
>>558894108Lates are pretty hopeless this CM. I'd say Taiki and then Oguri just becuse Oguri is always good.
>>558893912Just let them be, they'll be gone soon enough anyway once the next """controversy""" drops and they focus on that instead
>>558894108explode paypig>>558893926> rolling for ugly brick ardandeserved desu
>>558893926
>>558894049seeing this makes me feel like 60-70 RB is kind of a gaslightlike if you somehow have a deck that can get that naturally great but using brick cards for it doesn't feel worth it
>>558894356URARABROS???OUR RESPONSE?
>>558894049>What race bonus does NOT improve:>the MANT shop currency from winning racesI thought It does?
>>558894356>>558894343holy shit what? this is just for MANT, right?
>>558894049Story events are affected by RB. It's affected in URA and Aoharu so no way it wouldn't in MANT
>>558893802>Easily the worst in the entire series, and her season is only saved by DiaNah, Dia's story is more of the same stuff we already see in other seasons. Kita's is a top ojisan story, it's about despite how much talent and effort you had and the amazing things you achieved, the passage of time will fuck you up. It's just poorly framed because you need to get past the first two generic years which is more of the same.
>>558893912wow 5 whole twitter postsplease stop posting this image
>>558894505Yes, it's partially because all career events/secret events are disabled so you're missing those stats.
>>558894481eh, I'll find a work aroundnot winning A but can definitely win B
>>558894307my favorite is when a flat chest gains saggy little udders after pregnancy
>>558893912>playable nigger umaKek cygays could have their very first net loss from a gacha banner
>>558894467whatever the threshold is that bumps your post-race rewards up another stat tier. i think that's why 70 is considered a sweet spot.
High roll never ever
>>558894343Doesn't that mean sprinters, milers and especially dirters are utterly and completely fucked?
schedule
>>558894670>Kek cygays could have their very first net loss from a gacha bannerAlready happened during Seeking the Pearl.
>>558894563>can't cheese the competition anymore>BWEEEEEEEH I'M RETIRING NOWTop ojisan story my ass lmao
>>558894741EoS tomorrow
>>558894723Yes hence this list >>558893764
>>558894467it is, both power Nishino and Marvelous are cope options if you somehow can't reach 50 RB with a normal deck
>>558894723ummm bwo? your triple tiara?
Which uma will eat Mexican food with me
Which one is the Umamusume?
>>558894716is 3 r better than 0 ssr?did i use the wrong card all the time
>>558894741Usually comes out later in the day.It dropped at like 8 PM my time back in January (It's noon now)
>>558894716Repace 3LB Riko with another wit card and pray for stamina cherry pops. 3LB Riko is cope usable.
>>558894754DYEL?
digitan...
>>558894563Kita's story is hilarious because it's the exact inverse of Teio's. She's still consistently winning G1s, but because she can't win exactly the way she wants and her lungs are a little creaky, she just says "guess I'm washed, time for retirement." It's comically pessimistic.
>>558894916Forever Young
>mogged by SR Tachyon (skill point bonus)>mogged by SR Marvelous (full of core skills)>barely better than CB at 0 copiesanyone rolling for FM should not be considered a human capable of thought, even less if they are wasting sunlights on it >b-but muh training efficiency tho!!have fun getting 1 more stat gain in guts because she's never showing up in wit lmao>b-but what about speed starnot only it's an agemasen event but also comes with hint level 1
>>558894943>is 3 r better than 0 ssr?I don't have that
heard we were talking about black umas?
>>558894943No. MLB R is about as good as 0 SSR >>558894962. Having gone from using 1R -> 3R -> MLB R using her under MLB was the wrong choice. I didn't get the SSR version so I had to make due.
>>558895040>4 speed deckw-what are you training, anon?
Icarus is just an excuse for Sweepydev's inability to make Sweepy available for MANT
>>558895151-20% growth uma
>>558894563Dia's story is great, though. Whole family believes in the curse. Crown in top form and still gets dunked, giving even more weight to it being real. The weight of expectations that maybe Dia will be the one to break it, all the scenes with other Satonos who failed talking about how sorry they were that it had to land on her. The younger members talking about how if Crown and Dia cant do it, there's no point in them even trying. Dia losing the race due to legitimate bad luck with the broken shoe, getting pissed off and confronting bad luck as many times as she could. Dia winning and the scenes where the other Satonos are all jubilant, even crying in public as they feel like they were freed from the curse of failure. It was kino. Also Dia has the best racewear they've ever made. >>558895061This guy gets it. It's even worse because Kita's idol and hero IS Teio. She watched Teio pick herself up time and again and keep coming back for more punishment. Kita's attitude was even more pathetic given that context, and while it resulted in some cute scenes where Neicha gets screentime, ultimately it results in a season 3 protag and story that sucks.
>>558895081So much words that could be sum up to >i don't have carats for FM :(
>>558895151That's 3 and a half speed. I used the when making my Ulala ace. It was the only way to cap speed on her.
>>558895081now i understand. you're so accustomed to just not getting stats from your wit cards that you don't even register it as a possibility. that's how your eyes are glazing over the most important numbers in this picture.
>>558895153of course a 3rd world SEA chud cant make it work
>>558895153his last hurrah before he bows out of the limelight...
>>558894356digitangawd here looks fine to me
>>558894794>half the roster is unusableYes, if it takes more than half the effort to setup, that already is unplayable for the casualLuckily the topdogs spooked me but Opera and Desuwa are fucked, I like themWhat a dogshit scenarioHow many months did JP deal with this? No wonder it nearly died, oshi users are heavily punishedWhat the absolute FUCK were they thinking?
>>558894943damn forgot pic>>558895125damn son
Mooo
>>558895361>How many months did JP deal with this?6
>>5588953680LB SSR > 3LB Ryes
>>558895382almond….milk?vegan
is sweepy finally dead bwos...
>>558895361>oshi users are heavily punishedShit taste issueMy oshis are Oguri, Pasa, Grass, Taiki and MaruzenskyOf course my oshis will change when the scenario changes
>>558895213I'm just giving advice in how to save your carrots for actually good cards. if you want to brick your account so badly then may as well roll for NTR too, you probably already got gaslighted into thinking it's core for TB
>>558895361I think cygames genuinely didn't expect people to just race 40 times and didn't care enough to fix itwe're talking about the same company that took 5 years to implement race recap
>>558895361I wonder if they'll slam the accelerator so we only do MANTB for 3 months instead of 4
is mant today or what?why the sawagi?i dont remember the word in english but in japnese funny
>>558895519We don't have any savior for MANT. We will all die during MANT
>>558895361now you see why this mode almost killed the game in 3 different countries?
>>558895535>fatass>spic>weeb>bimbo>hagChange your taste.
>>558895589it said mid march in the tweet, so probably not until AFTER the cm
Do people really just not read any lobby conversations?
>>558895601Did they do anything to lessen the pain for non-JP other servers?
>>558895548>team syou worthless paypig
>>558895642It's pointless
why did i waste club points on narita brian
>>558895642I don't need to read buhis ぶひぶひing
>>558895642i dont read any conversations
>>558895642Read the what now?
>>558895081erm what if the only wit card with 10 rb i have is welfare dober
>>558895642i stopped reading them 6 months ago
>>558895745Tits
>>558895745You want the ugly tomboy
>>558895707only thing I ever bought was the 200k SP package and my only uncapped gacha SSR is Kitasan. if you can't reach S in team rank then you're genuinely a bad trainer
>>558895642stopped reading any dialogue the moment I read "h*ppy h*lidays"
>>558895361 >opera>i like themyou know i can to 4 chan 11 years ago because i hated the normal fag and though this plays has the underdogs, the contrarians, the non npcsbut since years all i think you are even worse then normalfagsyou have even shitter taste here in every regard
>>558895745It's a good cope card if you have problem capping speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaRYVDnPMCA>The country changes based on who is in the videoThat's a cool touch
>>558895642I don't read anything in the game. I'm just in it for uuuoooh hors runs fast.
MANT will be the great filter as prophecy foretold. I will takeover the club for you Danchud
>>558895891i do and now i cant uncap suzuka
>>558895974>>558895974>>558895974>>558895974
>>558895874>200k SP packageWhy?
>>558895642I only leave Ryan on unread
>>558895745single digit witi didnt and i still cant max out suzuka
>>558895978AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MEIDOS
>>558890768Anyone? You faggots are actually talking about gameplay right now so spare me some wisdom or two while at it
>>558896071All wit cards get powercrept by Ramonu but you'll still take her if you need OYL
>>558895979I had no money or sp to level up my cards and it's only like 4 dollars
>>558896071I asked the JP vets and they said she falls off after MANT. She's still the best card that give OYL.
>>558895548>unread bubbles>unread stories>unwatched concerts>even his club is forgotten>"NEW" flashing fucking everywhereWhy should I listen to someone who doesn't have a soul?
>>558895889whats your first language?
>>558896406What's*
>>558893819Brian has given me a predator/prey fetish...
