Previous: >>558880301>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
When do we got those nice pay to win features from JP?
Ryan is not a pretty horse.
ace on my face
>>558895974
Ryan love.
>>558896071Only until MANT. She stays meta only for late surgers after MANT
>>558895874i cant reach a single s rating with this
>global's popularity still has steam>release the scenario that killed the game in 3 different servers as isWhat exactly is Cyge trying to achieve?
>>558896159
gotta say, the gaslighting got me good. I genuinely have no fucking clue on whether i should roll for FM. I have 95k and with 30k+selectors i can easily get a 3LB
>>558896226>What exactly is Cyge trying to achieve?Kill the tourists
>>558896226>implying it'll EoS in USA
>>558896184and this
Leaving the club tomorrow. Same?
>>558896260
>hiatus; gonna work on https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus for a whileNYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558896282a solid deck in MANT is the meta 3 guts + 2 wit with one of those wit being FM because she has good RB
>>558896282Borrow her for a while and make your own decision. When she highrolls she's the best card in the game. Apart from that she's pretty good. I'll use a selector to get her to 2LB then use the other to MLB my Creek.
* **** **** **
>>558896282I already have her at 1LB and I wouldn't roll for her mainly because I'm bad at wit training, and still is. Almost all of my aces and winners from CMs are witlet except sprint CM
>>558896432>nipples
>>558896282If I were you I'd do a single spark and see if I can at least get one copy from a spark, if not then I'll take the loss and try again at the Maru Finemo banner
>>558896226why kill? i am lookin forward to mant
Why do people say umas are bricked for MANT? Can't you give most umas enough aptitude to run anything they want?
>>558896293Every single globaltard is a tourist thoughever.
Hold up now someone really called this ugly?
>>558896529exactly
dont waste your luck on simulators
>>558896432Go back to sleep, you make the schizos upset.
>>558896427>can't win a single plat in CM even by cheating>taking all of the cheaters down with himUnderstandable
>>558896427That roughly translates to "I don't know how to make Sweepy work for MANT I'm out"
>>558896518You can, but you're much more restricted with what parents you select if you have to get someone like Screek to do okay in mile races, and getting double or triple S aptitudes won't be possible.
>>558896547>sister of an uma that eats bananas and dicksShe's ugly.
>>558896518>bloat sparks on aptitudes for optional races which lessen the chances of getting distance S for a specific CMhmmmm
>cheating cheating cheatinggod I love the local schizo, he comes up with so much creative bullshit all the time, may it be "SPOOLERS!", "REE POL UMA" or this.
>>558896282If you've ever borrowed her MLB and can see what could she do (or can't do) you can already make this decision yourself
>>558896547We got some real weirdos in here
>>558896387don't do it mambro....
>>558896387Danchou...
>>558896593typical seatranny behavior
>>558896432my second favorite poster is up
>>558896706Wait till he release the doxx discord screenshots
>>558896547Lots of literal faggots in here, so it's not surprising.
>>558896518All those people that complained when they glued 3* mile when they wanted 3* turf/long/medium are in for a rude awakening.
>>558896618>>558896427honestly from what I hear of Icarus it sounds like it'll be more impactful than Sweepy anywaysweepy just kinda lame
>>558896427>still no eden doxxinglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>558896387same
Threesome with Tachy and Cafe
A good smack makes em run faster
>>558896894>it'll be more impactful than Sweepy anywayYeah because it can straight up kill your account.
>>558896226I hope one day newfags will stop believing this "it was MANT what killed the game in every server" argument. as someone who was playing the game back then and interacted a lot with japs, they were way more upset about the absolute disaster that was the balancing than the mode itself sadly, the fearmongering is already too widespread
My Ardan will win CM
Digitan LOVE
>>558896973>artist thinks goldship hates klans
>>558896226They should release the scenario and hard cap the number of races to 25 so that nobody knows what to do
>>558896894No shit, it has the potential to OUTRIGHT nuke your accounts. Tools exactly like this have existed before for JP, they haven't been a thing since, take a guess why.Letting a bot control your mouse is one thing, DIRECTLY sending HTTP requests to the game is another.
>>558896968nakadashi also helps
>>558897024Why not both?
>80 MILLION FANShow the fuck are people not sending this en masse to cygames? this is the LEADER. old 4chan would have gotten these shameless fuckers banned already
>>558897107Stego clan or death.
>>558897158Name one tool made before that can do this, stop talking out your ass, fearmongering luddite
>unironically defending cheatinglmao
Would creampie Bourbon from sun up to sun down and then all night long
>>558896580Eeeeehh what did I do now? Although isn't it common for schizos to latch on to anyone here, I guess it is my turn now?
>>558896706botting is worse than cheating i am nooticing Connecting times increasing and i am getting angry
>>558897213former sweepydev did doxx ed*n as botters THO
>>558897256did you just learn about the word "luddite" for the first time from indians on twitter
>>558897329I cheat on Aoi with Meek pretty much every day.
So what's the ACTUAL stam requirement for this next CM? Because witgod said 600/500 stam/guts so I've been building accordingly, but then my Maru with 450/450 will get Spot Struggle and Rushed and not even gas out.
>>558897329Apparently calling out botniggers is schizo behavior now >>558896706
>>558897343Something something JP poster something something ree spooler you get the idea.>>558897359We literally did not need the tranny dev to know this lmao. Confirmation is great, but it's still blatantly obvious.
>>558897256Cygames updated their server and their code mainly because of the CN bots that could see the outcomes before clicking the choices.
>>558897256>curiKill yourself
>>558897473
>>558897473you need 601 stam for the speed bonus
>>558897024So did they fix the balance between the umas with easy triple crowns vs dirters amd sprinters or nah?If not then it is still MANT's fault
>>558897329we're not dating, she's just my trainee, how is it cheating if I go out with a fellow adult?
>>558897473pacers need 600late/end can get away with 450-500idk about fr*nts I dont train them
>>558897329I'm cheating my wife with my trainee
>>558897551I thought the bonus only applies at 601?
it's happening...imagine if this could be used to say "hey, buy this skill (I have 0 SP)" and it does it anyway
>>558897551why does runaway need less stamina than front?
>>558897473dirt? it's a fucking mile race, 500 is enough unless you are retarded and believe hidden bonuses are reallong? unironically 1200 stamina + 2 heals
Do you think she’s pretty?
>>558897684Eyes are annoying
>>558897626it's actually 578 at great mood which is guaranteed at finals (only thing that matters)
>>558897603
>>558897723shit take
>>558897473Witgod usually give stam+guts requirement with pace chasers in mind and you just have to build around it with other styles. Although you do need 601+301 this time because of the speed bonus
>>558897723They're contacts.
>>558897256UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer was the big one on JP. It had select_index cheating, i.e. what sweepy's dumper repo does. Headless clients are used by chrono and uma.moe for data collection, sweepydev's just the only guy who cared to make a headless client with the career training endpoints.
>>558897771I don't like ugly Umas
it started with something stupidgetting an impossible trophy before MANTit ends with cygames having to completely update the game and spends millions to push up security updates
>>558897627sweepydev will sell this to [REDACTED] and finally retire
My Dirt options are looking to be Smart Falcon, Taiki Shuttle/El Condor Pasa, and NYUrara. Will this work? What should I even give Taiki for skills? I'm seriously clueless
>>558897496Ah I get it now, fuck all umajp posters amirite?!I've been busy remaking all my TT, LoH and chanmi umas with the new stat cap, so I haven't been posting a lot lately, so I was confusedAlso, I forgot my 5 borrows from global, I still need to make that front Pasa
>>558897896reported to johncygames
>>558897584umas with sprint and mile aptitudes still have paths to follow that are equal to triple crowns and stuff, just with slightly less shop points. there's no "unusable umas" other than pure dirters like Urara or Falco, and for the later you can always give her turf sparksI was talking about the awful SMaru XOguri VBourbon dark triad that dominated the game for a year and a half
We already had this drama 1 or 2 threads ago. Get something new. I know you're samefagging again you doxxing obsessed fag
>>558897896i'm missing the lore here, how was Pasa able to run Oaks?
>>558896973Golshi becomes a grand wizard
Ditching Riko for +1 Wit Card seems to be working out. The high Wit is reliably compensating my lack of mid-race skills.
>>558898115she's a wizard
>>558898115jesus christ anon have you tried reading before posting or do you just look at the pretty pictures
>>558898115Headless clientessentially you have the game open but you send HTTPS requests directly to cygames serversstuff like skill points and mandatory races are client side only, the server doesnt check for it>>558897627
Is this digitan good enough, bros? I'm feeling pretty good about this one, have to cope with low stats because absolutely trash card luck.
>>558898274No hags
>>558898143golshi would do this
>>558898091If we don't get evo skills, are they gonna dominate again in MANT?
>>558897932Those are all the umas with dirt A/B released so yeah, that combo will work. For Taiki literally just go to TT and see what someone put on theirs (sans recoveries). Get the others usable before doing the endless groundwork falco grind.
>>558898143Based and redpilled
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
Watch as how this Sweepyposting devolves into another >it's le Edenfags>VF>oofmato>discord screenshots>Sweepy avatarfaggingYou'd love to see it
>>558897876But McQueen at least has a good personality
>>558898091No they fucking dont they die without Triple Tiara
>>558898360SMaru died the moment the early balance patch dropped and XOguri was weaker than just using Golshi or Tamamo, no one is using VBourbon for dirt CM eitherall of them are frauds in global
>end of the month alreadyFor fucks sake, we're a comfy club and now I gotta kick you. Why are you so useless anon you promised you would play the game.
>>558898252the post didn't explain anything bwo. they replied later >>558898254
>>558898485Currenbros...
>>558898443>Groundwork grindBro don't even get me started, the last time I got a Groundwork spark, the blue was fucking WIT instead of SPEED or POWER
>>558898474>muh sweetsNo
>>558898360Even if we get evo skills doesn't MANT disable all trainee events? Or do they work without events?
>>558898468No Nice Wife danchou
>>558898595You are literally fucking retarded. You are either trolling me or actually mentally deficient.
>>558898593*bangs u*
>>558898671MANT doesnt disable trainee events it disabled Secret events and career goalstheyre different things
>>558898593please bwo give me another chance, i have a family to feed i have to keep my job...
>>558898750aieeeee
>>558898323Bros...
>>558898623Don't forget that Falco also has terrible affinity with most of the usual front parents, so even with 9* GW you are still unlikely to get it via inspo. The biggest mistake I ever made in this game was grinding too hard to get 1 specific uma to work. It left the rest of my roster high and dry and nothing to show for it.
>>558898720>trolling methat's cute anon but i don't know who you are
>mant will kill the game!!!Lmfao have you been living under a rock? The whole game industry is shitting itself, there is no viral game. Its only february and slop is flopping hard. There is literally nothing worthwile now on the market.
Hope you at least got a diagnosis so you can get disability.
Bros... I suspect that my Dancho is using sweepy. What do I do? His fan count is almost double the usual.
>>558898671red skills are career goals rather than events, if you finish your run with the very easy requirements then the game is gonna give you the option to evolve
>>558898674too small
>>558898573Smaru Xog and VBobo are absolutely going to rape MANT due to their ability to do nearly every type of race. Them having higher stats and more points is non-negotiable.
>>558898827Make a room or 4 to test her out. You live or die off pump as usual.
>>558898674No
>>558898827mile s helps you cope, no updrafters though, you should have gotten a hint for thatdirt s also helps your lack of powerdepending if your cards are not that good she's fine, but if you're rolling a whale deck then try again
Makween’s VERY plappable ass
>>558898889>there is no viral gamemewgenics
>>558898889>chiyonoOpinion discarded
i keep reading Xog as Xmas Occupied Government
>>558898323Yes this is good. Should've taken Nimble Nav instead of Fighter though. Also if you're ambitious, Digitan is good to turn into End Closer with Spurt+LtC. No one else is able to do that without back-breaking prep.
>>558898468You know what, I'm the anon who was complaining yesterday about being tired of my club's dead chat. I imagine that the biweekly name change at least moves things up a little. I'm considering joining you tomorrow.
Are pink inspirations really that rare anons? I am using double circle affinity parents with 12 dirt sparks + 5 mile sparks for an uma that needs one dirt inspiration to get to A and I have not seen a single dirt inspiration in around 10 runs, I'm so confused...
>>558896547I'm going to buy her with the anni ticket. I started too late to pull on her banner.
>>558899121bricked club chat is dead too, they talk on discord
Uma&Co will unfortunately be disbanding once the monthly reward is given out. It would be appreciated if other /uma/ clubs could take care of my members.
>>558899150>anni ticketSave it
>>558899091
>>558899121you have to join the discord VC to chat
>>558899121Bad news for you.
>>558899193I-is this true, rebrickedbros?
>>558898889what about mewgenics and marathon?
>>558899125The chances for pinks to trigger is pathetic.
>>558899250Save it for what? You can't ever get any uma after New Year's Urara or Opera O anyways. I have most of the others except for Suzuka.
>>558899025game for goyim
I feel like you guys are lying every time you say x club has a discord
>>558899352danchou posts the discord link in club chat when someone new joins its not a secret
>>558898889People will always have games in their backlog. I recently finished Expedition 33 (great game that deserved all those rewards btw), and I still have to play Nier at some point.I guess there's not any flavor of the month slop coming anytime soon like Endfield, sure. Or there even might be, I dont pay attention to that kind of stuff.Either way point I'm trying to make is that if people dont have fun playing during mant then there'll always be other options that could be more appealing. If it's truly that dogshit then the player count drop is inevitable.
>>558898573We still haven't seen XOguri at her full potential. The 3 medium CM in MANT will show us the power of near guaranteed speed carryover + 0.3 accel
>>558899456#clublist anon please updateSomething to finally rival Uma&Co
>>558898901Name and shame
Not having Smart Falcon feels like not having human rights. The most garbage builds I've ever seen keep winning scrims cleanly. I need this horse.
Wo what's the big deal if our club has a discord, how do you talk with each other if not with a discord? the club chat? are you retarded?
>>558899467>rewardsmeant awards I'm stupid>>558899362>marathonthat game will be too expensive to be anything more than streamer bait for like a week imo
>>558899641
>>558899641Stop Erping
>>558899641not a big deal but people should know what they're getting into
>>558899576there's already a potential uma bro don't steal her title
>>558898760> it disabled Secret events and career goals>>558898760> red skills are career goals rather than events
>>558899641why do you want to talk with other people?
>>558899467>>558899663>>558899695Paizuri with Satono Diamond
>>558899634Don't forget you also need her parade version later or be forever bricked in LoH and CMs
>>558899467fuck you nigger hurry up and play nier, both of them
>>558899804No they're notthey have secondary unlock conditions, usually reaching 800 speed/stamina etc
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>>558899641I kind of want a discord for my club too
>>558899456
>>558896071In grand live you use NN+Finemo for lates. In grand masters you'll be using Ramonu + Finemo/NN/MrCB depending on the position. After that she's dead. If you are not running a late, she's dead after MANT
>>558899259
>>558899902Suggest it to your danchou
>>558899641what uma musume topic would you even talk about aside from erping as mayano top gun
>>558899246Danchoo is taking her talents to /uma/ club
>>558899641My only shame at joining our server is the whole club now knows I'm into vtubers
>>558899901>Dia need sex
>>558899362>expecting normalfag attention span to go past a few weeksLolAlso Marathon shat the bad really hard. We are talking about omega hard. What else next? Another concordcore.>>558899467I adore you anon, but most people are not like you, and want something bigger they can be a part of it. Also the movie flashbanged most people how good it was.
>>558898054>fuck all umajp posters amirite?!Correct. In other words: The usual.>so I haven't been posting a lot latelySo the schizo got upset at another NTR poster, even funnier.
>>558899641not all the discordersbut it's always the discorders
I just don't want to be on discord with brown people. Otherwise I would join.
Yes, it's me. I'm the one who enters 2 horses in every CM room so that they're all at 8/9.
>>558899901>need uma sex
>>558899954I am the Danchou
>>558898054thought they were doing the armpit thing that one gif ruined me
>>558899928>If you are not running a late, she's dead after MANTWTF. but you guys told me it's le pacer core...
>>558896432>>558897343>>558897496>>558898054>>558900036look at these avatarfag nerds fellating each other about how much the thread talks about them (nobody is talking about them) have a (You) so your talk is valid
>>558899456>I can create a random server too with imagesnow post the chat logs
>>558900207NOBODY said that bro wtf
>schizo meltyuh ohhhhh
>>558900207I'm talking about Natie, not Finemo
>>558900109>I just don't want to be on discord with brown people.>posting Coal City
Damn I really don't want to train oguri or el condo pasa, and trying to get my favs to A dirt is proving to be sub 5% chance, I might sit out of this one
>>558899928Good thing I will always be running a late (Cafe)
>>558899641danchou, should we have a discord?
>>558899641Rebricked... Rename to ReDiscord next
>>558900307isn't it a bit early for you burgers to be out of your wage cages
>>558900307that's clearly an Aussie tho
>Buttered>Discorded
>>558899641Mambro wtf... you weren't supposed to share that...
>>558900228that's the NTR faggot who doesn't play JP or global spends his entire day replying to himself and spreading bullshit like her support card is actually good I have no idea why he chose the most boring and plain protagonist of them all to avatarfag tho
Is there even a club without a 'cord?
>>558899928are rainbow decks kino
>>558900387>t.eurocuck>>558900401Even worse.
>>558900326Pasa is really comfy to train tho, she also has Japan Cup + Arima in her goals so you'll get decent fans each run
>>558900513my only hope is autis/uma/
>>558900270ok here's our old danchou quitting
>>558900513Mambo
Gros...
>Regroomed
I have lb0 finemo right now, should I use 2 tickets + 200 pulls to lb3 her?
>>558900574Ugly whore
>Uma&Co outed for having a discord>now RebrickedHaving a discord server or revealing having one might become the new norm.Unless this is all the work of /uma/ Club spies
>>558900574
>>558899901>damn love tits things using real creek
>>558900693I dont know, I'm in the same situation.
>>558900651I can see her umanko
>>558900664>whaling
>>558900693if you lack half of your brain then yes
>>558900592Only the original autis/uma/ members know about the secret Ryan discord.
>>558900592>>558900513we at autis/uma/ do NOT have a discord
>>558900592I can’t be asked to manage a discord, so you’re safe there
>>558900693If you lack full brain then no
>>558900693lb3 is pretty cope since she'll only have 8% race bonus, make sure the deck you're running will still have 50% rb with lb3 finemo, if not then I don't think it's worth it
>>558900592sorry we only have a subreddit
>just wanted to join a non-dead comfy A+ club>ended up unintentionally exposing another discord club insteadAieeeee...
orange
I'm not sure why is this is such a surprise for you fags. Where else are they getting the drawfag's arts and where else are we getting the edits and coordinate the recruit posts.You're all actually retarded it's unreal. All high ranking clubs have 'cords.
We at autis/uma/ use pagers and fax to communicate
Should I send Hoeh Curren (Falco x Curren) to international races this year, or should she stay in Japan and dominate JPN1s and dirt G1s (she won all of them last year)?
wit FM quickly became the speed NTR of global, it's so funny
Aniclover is today see you there
>>558900987>clubs are full of ERPfagsKill all gays
>>558900972>unintentionallyanother strike for the dastardly doto...
>>558901074You haven’t been getting my smoke signals…?
>>558901086Go international make Digitan a joke
>>558901087what does this mean
Okay, but which clubcord has an ERP channel?
>>558901086Go global dirt!
>>558900987Im a drawfig, and my club is discordless.
>>558901086>she won all of them last yearGo International, simple as.
>>558899901sex with jp umas
>>558900629is this the flatliner that got kicked from the clubdid you just screenshot a bunch of stuff bwo
>>558900884>>558900887>>558900891>>558900956I'm really considering it at this point.
>>558901181mediocre cards idiots get baited into rolling for only to regret it later
>>558901190almondlove but it's paid access
>>558900972how would you unintentionally expose them unless you posted the images
>>558900987>where else are THEY>where else are WEDid you slip up
(:
I was mindlessly grinding for the event, and I got my very first 3star blue spark. She does not even have good skills or SPD parents. I don't know how to feel about this.
>stella sora suddenlyHow much money did Yostar give this guy?
Mambo!
Now that we are at it... what should I do with my freebies anons?I have 1 ticket, soon 22 crystalsand I plan to buy the paid card ticket if needed.Shoild I save the crystals for ramonu and use the tickets in whatever SSR half useful card I can mlb after the free pulls? I only have MLB kitasan, then lb0 finemo, lb0 creek when it comes to relevant SSRs, then biko and bakushin lb1
buy an ad TB having tranny
>>558901151>>558901191>>558901209Will do
>>558901510Buy an ad
>>558901510buy an ad
>>558900592Autis/uma/ uses Teams.
>>558901510buy an ad and kill yourself
ban Falco from CM10actual Fisher Price Baby's First Dirt Umaliterally needs nothing and just wins. if you use her you did not play the game
Is that uma that's in love with me hereYou know the one
>>558901530is sound broken or is it just me
>>558901581Tickets you can use on one of either Creek or FineMo. If you can spare a spark, might be worth it to dump into KawaFine banner and get her 3 or MLB. Save the Crystals for after MANT
>>558901740works on my machine
>>558901740werks on my machine
>>558899121we talk on club chat too, although it's mostly stickers cus of the filteryou're welcome to give us a shot and see how you like it
>>558901714just put hesitant front runners on all of your umas
>>558901767>>558901771hidebu
>>558901740
>>558901759fair, seems like a plan, I will decide after the 100 free pulls in the anniwe get 100 free pulls right?
>>558901850>tooAt least try to deny the allegations
>game keeps giving me Umas but never Cards Is Asian Flash any good? I like her sword it's cool.
Aelred can you post the ERP channel from the Brickedcord?
if my two horsies are in the lead and they spot struggle each other, that doesn't lower my stam right? it's only if it's vs an opponent uma?
>>558901923I was under the impression it was 60 but might be wrong
>>558901923We get 60+60
>>558902112Your front umas need stamina anon.
release. the. brickestein. files.
>>558902112That's right, anon. You don't need to think about anything else, just run full speed ahead.
>>558899601I will not out them because I am not 100% sure.
>>558902040she's German anon
>>558902054Betraelred, do it!
Does unique level matter much? I'm not getting enough fans in these dirt runs..
>>558901984
why dont all umas just start their spurt at the startare they stupid or somethingjust run faster the entire race
>>558902361Only for TT, for CM it doesn't matter
>>558902329HOT
>>558901479Gotta start somewhere.
>>558902329How do they pronounce it though:Ei(nstein)-shin(Epst)Ei(n)-shin(Ayy)-shin
>>558901801Spe's dad is so lucky, he has the best of both worlds
Ryan moment
ovr repvtation....
I wonder what's going on in her head
>>558902839SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER
>>558902112it does. it's no different from a spot struggle against an opponent.
>>558902835these always make me laugh
>>558902395>just run faster the entire racePretty sure Bourbon tried that in the Kikuka sho
let's institute a new rulelowest earner each month gets the boot
>>558902835Welcome to the club
>>558902835This burger... has BRICKLES in it!!!!
>>558903041I told you danchou is an end closer! I beleeb'd in him!
>>558903034>pretends to be all logical like a computer>is actually retardedshe is so perfect
>>558903041but that's dancho...
>>558902839something like this
>>558902887I'm feeling really weak and tired. If a blue-haired maiden were to attack me right now I wouldn't be able to defend myself...
>>558903286why are they doing that?
>>558903286>cuckshit
>>558903034how come sluts always cosplay agnes but never mihono?
>>558903286
>>558903220Honestly disappointing. I want a trainee who is logical, calculating, and wicked smart like me. That's why I can't wait for June.
>>558903041bro I'm only at 16m fans this month and the fact every guy in this image got 75m is insane
All clubs will soon be outed of having their own discord servers. The /uma/ Club spies are inevitable
>>558903041>be danchou>no risk of getting kicked>flatline for fun When's my turn to be danchud
>>558903286I like tits so I can't imagine that
>>558903404her outfit is a messnobody wants to cosplay that shit
>>558903286Oyakodon? Oyakodon!
>>558903404Throwing on a labcoat and some pantyhose is infinitely easier than Bobo's sex cyborg outfit
>>558903460>gorilla
>>558903425shakur simps are not real
Wasn't secret events being disabled in Trackblazer a bug that they just didn't fix? What if they fix it for us like how they brought balance changes earlier?
>>558903286holy based, minus the left one, that ones cringe as shit>>558903473sex and marriage with windows vista, sex with gentle
there's nothing I hate more than building nigers fuck this shit I'm waiting for speed Maru
>>558903404Lots of people have their own lab coatsNot a lot of people have their own custom vinyl miniskirts
Holy fuck Balada Sale is a goat mareMother of: >Satono Flag (G2)>Satono Reinas (2nd on 2 G1)>Dancar (Mother of Kalamatianos (G3))>Balladist (Mother of Caballerizzo (G1))
>>558903647Skip the hag
>>558903716She’s not skippable if you plan on building Fronts for the near future
>>558903352grass wonder raped me
>>558903821So skippable
Is there anyone else I should roll for based on my taste, or should I strictly save for Support cards here on out?
>>558903352I consent.
>>558903581it's not a bug, the only events available are costume and regular events your uma has and support cards popping up
>>558903864For most people yesMaybe not for that anon
>>558903890>A+ Ryan Goldship
>>558900036That does seem like to be the case, or it could just be the schizo making shit up and then replying to himselfI do know there is another Topro poster here but he likes to post AI slop of her, so I call him out every time that happens if I am around for it
>>558904028They got umazing tits tho
>>558903890Ticket Dober, Roll Nishino
>>558903890
How come the database doesn't have Sasami's bust size? This is important information.
>>558904108It's okay to hate tomboys.
>>558904180>>558904000hot
>>558903286>>558904000whats up with jap artists coloring the nipple teat darker than the areola? feels like it's a recent-ish trend
>>558904108You know who else has a nice chest
>>558904283No
>>558904194Freud is the same dude who’d look you dead in the eyes and tell you that you weren’t loved as a child because you enjoy chewing gum.
japs have dark nipples due to the sins of their ancestors
>>558904108Tickezo is on Nope but her tits is bigger than Ryan
>>558904000 >>558904180HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIT>>558904048>schizo making shit up and then replying to himselfHad that thought a couple of times as well, sure would be the easiest way to explain some nightly outbursts they have.
>>558904283Luv me Tickeo too
>>558904430two lucky girls
>>558904430post source
>>558904283
should you shave your pubes before boygirls start licking your peen
>>558904540Shit waifu
>>558904540Love Biwa’s Biwas
>>558904028Gold Ship enjoys being herself, flipping between chaotic poltergeist and traditional woman.Ryan's hot spring event has her describe enjoying how soft her body has become, performing running exercises rather than weightlifting.
>>558904572Don't say that...
>>558904571what the fuck is a boygirl
>>558904804
>>558904784>unironic dick eater
>>558903890I see a bit of GolShi in Tap Dance City. They're both a bit odd and like treasure hunting.
People who don’t like Gold Ship are just scared of her
>>558903890What did dahby do to you
>>558904889you called
>+5 hints ramp up>+5 hints homestretch haste>Stats the rest of the gameScrew this card
>>558905094
>>558905094born in le wrong generation
>>558904910>he waifus a uma that forces you to her misadventures >ruins her own career>obsessed with a specific japanese cuisine >being a gold family member
>>558905183
>>558905183sex dog
I like gold ship's voice
i hate guts so much bro why does it never hit
>>558904120I will consider Dober; Nishino's design doesn't appeal to me>>558904330What has she ever done to you or your rolls?>>558904906Interesting>>558904121>>558904971https://www.youtube.com/watch/5f95TFIDlhMThere is nothing of note in her story other than her crying quirk. Her love of fans cheering was a forced controversy, given that being an idol is integral to their careers.
>>558905254LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
when looking for a parent, do you guys prioritize URA Finale spark or good generic white sparks like playtime's over and tail held high or whatever?
Describe what's happening with Iran in uma terms
>>558905572>speed not cappedCalstone does not approve! Also that guts seems low too.
>>558905574>DoberNo, skip the feminazi
I thought club rank already had reset and did some fan runs I require compensations danchou
>>558905651Lots of GenericScenario spark gambling is rough
>>558905574
>>558905706None of your support card chains finish.
>>558905572>JPWrong thread
>>558905582
>>558905706You know all those times people told you to explode? That but all at once.
>>558905574Nishino is a parent for your oshis.
>>558905572>S+are you playing unity on the JP server or what
>>558899641The mambo discord is chill at least, newcuties don't have chat perms in the erp channel for a month during their mandated lurking period.
>>558905791its not march yet in the parts of the world that matter
The mamcord is not real
I wonder if Chiyo likes peanut butter
>>558905978I can get SS+ with Speed Wit pretty easily, trying to learn guts to teach people but it is without a shadow of a doubt a worse way to play
>>558906079>he didn't get invited anon...
Every club has a Discord>but my club doe-You were not invited
>>558906194>needing clubs
I'm going insane trying to chansform oshis for this CM. I'm just going to start gutsmaxxing everyone. Fuck it all.
>>558906191
I have a club with me and all my alts
>>558903890I'd look into getting Wedding Fine Motion. Her career (and personality) are very cute.>t. also has Creek and Ardan as his favorites
>>558906347I tried making v.bobo work for a few days and gave up dumb falcon it is
>>558900693Same situation and I'll pull 100%. There is no card or uma worth pulling for 6 months. Even in the worst case scenario you can mlb later
I'm supposed to be working
THE GAME KEEPS CRASHING ON MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558906347Rank G shouldn't exist
>>558905651white. Future is skills and pinks. your stats will be easy
>>558906472>skipping summer golshi bricked
>>558900693thats my plan. what the fuck else is there to pull for?
I'm rock hard
>>558906586Her swimwear isn't hot
>>558906678You wouldnt survive a tag team from those two.
>>558906493Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why goon on company time
>>558906697You aim for GolShi so you can get overhwlmed by McQueens instead
>>558906726It can't be helped. I accept my fate.
>>558906493same
>>558906781>S. MakweenEven worse
The theater sucked ass and the crowd was awful and cringe just as I expected.
>>558907213why cringe
I literally look like this
>>558907213>watching bad subs with normiesKill yourself
>Opera has E dirt E mileis it possible to get her to a natural A/A state or are you inevitably rolling sparks on one or the other?
>>558907341You need two inspirations no matter what
Putting Nutella on my dick
>>558907262Gas yurikikes
>>558907341I can get Dirt C Mile B with Doto with her Mile F Dirt E, so, you can't get both natural A but it should be easier for her. I still haven't got a mutated Doto however
>>558900436>>558905981>>558906191>>558906194Wait we have a 'cord? DANCHOU! Where's my invite?
why does curran have lots of peanut butter?
>>558907294nothing wrong with normies
>>558906740Stream your sesh so we can watch
the norms want me dead
>>558907646>ignoring that most don't even play the gacha and only watch the anime
Me on the left
>>558907518If you're who I think you are, we made a collective decision to hold off on inviting you. It's not personal, it's just, well, you know...
>>558905937noted>>558906425I'll keep an eye out. Do you know when she releases?Creek and Ardan are practically injecting refined cuteness straight into my veins. A Princess would likely be just as strong.
>>558907745>femdom shit
866113422739looking for a club after the monthly rewards roll over. any dacchis got room?
>>558903890I recommend you roll off a fucking cliff and die
Reminder that we have races today
>>558907970
I'm going to be an avatarfag.Give me an uma to avatar as.
>>558908112teio!
>>558907646Normies are the kinds of losers that think Frieren and Steins;Gate are the best anime of all time.
>>558907341You have to choose one, I'd recommend to go with Mile A and gamble on the Dirt inspirations to get it to B/A, B should be more than enough if you get Mummy, Plancha and decent power 901/1001, firm conditions can also be good to have
>>558908112>not using his oshi as his avatarSoulless
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE TRAINING RYAN PARENTS
apparently 15,000 peruvians went to go watch the uma cosplay race. the racetrack overflowed and the police had to get involved.
>>558908240But I don't want to shitpost with my wife and get the /uma/ to hate her.
wtf... when/why did retention get so high
>>558908265Drop the tomboy
>>558907856>Do you know when she releases?Should be about early May.
>>558908112Use Grass Wonder since I already dislike her and won't mind disliking her more through association with your annoying, poorly written posts
>>558908285People already hate her for being "racist"
>>558908278Was that the one some anon posted a video of on catbox yesterday? It was adorable how hype everyone was. Wtf I love peruvians now?
I had a fun time at the theater desu. I got a funny picture with a cute Oguri cosplayer too.
>>558908265never use pace chaser in a long race
>>558908265Guess the sparks
>>558908473post the cute cosplayers…
>>558908453I don't think you know who my wife is.
>>558908473post his bulge
>>5589084981* wit 2* pace
>>558908473was he cute
>>558908285/uma/ won’t hate her, don’t worry. True dacchis love all umas.
>>558908473>Oguri cosplayer>it's a manFag
>he doesnt avatarfags as is oshifaaaaaaaaaaaggot
I use my oshi when I cutepostI use umas I don't like when I shitpost
>>558907954danchou.....
My wife is so strong...I love her
>>558899993Kris the umasimp...
>>558908696Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>558908624We don't hate localizers enough
>>558908285I have made incredible shitposts with my oshi. In other threads even.You'll be fine.
>>558908112Tap Dance City
>>558908559HAH you wish I'll fucking take this
Any clubs that have a fun group chat?
>>558908802my club has some funny stickers and gifs
>>558908802the mambocord
>>558908546>>558908564>>558908612The Oguri was a girl but there was also a dude there as Teio.
I was the first one to avatarfag in /uma/, the rest of you niggas are trend chasers, you will never be me
>>558908795Explode.
