Previous: >>558248036Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Woomy.
wat za puck
drunk woomies or tipsy veemos
VP 700 is easy
>>558887484alcoholic yebby who shouts racial slurs at his veemo gf
>>558887920>yebby>gf
>>558890212It looks good. Is there a demo yet?
I've been doing some funky internet experiment lately on this game. I turned on and opened ports in my router's settings for my Switch, and that seems to earn up basis consistence A for NAT. I went to fish and I'm getting more often instant egg collecting and Goldie's appropriate sfx on dropping them.So I'm thinking doing some 1 or 2king fishings with you buds for my curious ass, see if I will get delay-free eggs catching too, but I will do that after today's PB.But yeah, you cephs can give that a try too. Go to your router's settings, pray you're not cursed with CGNAT and set UDP ports to 49152-65535. It's no good but alas an obligation to make the port range THIS wide, but you can turn on DMZ as resolve, for hardening security.https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/Splatoon_3/comments/xnyyy3/splatoon_3_seems_to_mostly_use_udp_ports_in_the/
>>558878232Nice work
>>558891126does it really not try to upnp? or any kinda STUN?
You’re not ashamed of playing this game are you?
>>558890212>those bright scarlet fingersPlease tell me this game will have foot massage scenes, damn
>>558894285Caring about what other people think is for teens.
PB 0/10
>>558894456Are we gonna get a victory picture of 4 of us wearing Fox Funface, or will we all Dawn the mask for a end photo?
>>558894285Don't care about others' opinions, every other general will say any other game but their own is for fags, trannies or pedos.>b-but irlI don't talk about videogames outside of 4chan.
Kill all Octolings Drop a squidbomb on the suction head bastards
>>558894536Fate will decide.
>>558894285I see grown men waste hours on uninspired gun and ball slop of the week games. Until that stops, I won’t give a flying fuck what people think about me playing this game
>>558895226>forced meme
>>558894285no one day I will get one of those flopper beanies and the tri-squid tee irl
>>558894285nosplatoon is the most important shooter since quake
>>558894285Yes
how
Maybe some webm’s would help decipher this.
>>558897275
>>558897914Sex.
I give up on the fox mask win.
i miss starfish mainstage and musselforge fitness
>>558898194Don't you mean Hagglefish and Romen?
I thought about joining but the PB is almost over right?
>>558898786unfortunately there's still an hour to go
>>558898786There's an hour left.
>>558898848are you having a fun time yet?
>>558898848>unfortunatelyNo one is forcing you to play the whole time. Or are you staying just cause you want to be in the teehee compilation?
>>558898194I miss Starfish MainStage and so relieved musselforge fitness never came back
>>558898173aw
>>558887042I think splatoon is the only game with a girl that looks like this
>>558898386just because they're both fish doesn't make Hagglefish a replacement for Starfish >>558899057they should have just revamped Musselforge instead of making ROM-en
rom-en is literally just a better musselforge
>>558898974I want to be in the teehee compilation
>>558898974>>558899594You do realize you could've asked for pics at the hour, right
>>558898974i have less fun when i'm losing more than i'm winning
>>558900116Yeah, but I still like Knockout matches where I win.
>810 EVPI'm not gonna make it....
>>558901130Hi faggot
>>558901130Want some help?
>>558901615Leave her alone
>>558901698She's only woomy.
is anyone hosting slam?
>still no maid outfit
>>558901958I could
>still using me to balancebruh
ggs pebe
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://d.uguu.se/hNwZdvcs.flac
GGs foxes
GGs pbers
ggs pb!
>>558904480GGs! Thanks for hosting.
ggs pb
I just got a pop up ad about Splatoon 1.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
>>558891126you were fine on spectate. normal speed-of-light delay, rather than teleporting or 2-second delay.
>>558904941Do the Mario!
fsh?
>>558905286I can fish.
>>558905286I could fsh
I'm tired, boss
>triumvitae on high tide>with randoswhy do i veemo
>>558905286Its full
>>558905893>>5589054814/4.
>>558905979Sometimes that's just the way it wooms
I can't do it. I can't make it to 999...
>>558907843But what if we can?
ggs fish sorry I'm fucking retarded
>>558908831eGGs
GGs
i can't believe they bombed and killed octavio
>le unrelated news but i'll post it with splatoon instead XDyou have your own boards for this
stay fresh...
>>55890784311 hours is plenty of time
post your parukos
>>558908946Where's my bear tooth holding a salmon tooth shirt
>>558911468
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>>558911468Sorry I only have Harmonies
>>558891501Thank you <3Many weird things about this rotation: >first HLM at 875 - I guess it's mostly people like me grinding 999 for the first time>about 15% of shifts had DCs for no apparent reason (no lag etc.), including one comm error for me right at the end of perfectly good W3; normally in SR I see maybe 1 DC per 100 shifts>higher than usual aversion of people for shooting down Drizzler balloons and killing Fishsticks>ABYSMAL King kill ratio - final score 3 out of 33 (11 Triumvirates), it boggles the mind; you'd think the map layout would be good for following Boris, but it seems like it was opposite - even normal tide felt like HT since you don't get a shot at him from outside the perimeter, and it gets overcrowded and snowballs very quick>but despite all that, surprisingly smooth sailing even when freelancingTwo 999s down, five more to go.
>>558913848Keep it up
>>558911468>select the shape that is not like the others
>EVP 900 The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak...
>>558915846You need better flesh
>>558916309no, game needs less grind
>>558917123Getting 999 is entirely optional.
>>558917201not if you want to have maxed out reset point and not be stuck in baby difficulty ranges just because the only thing niggamie loves more than grind is undoing grind to make you grind more
I've never hit EVP 999.
>>558918496Neither will I at this rate. I don't know how I'm going to get from 940 to 999