Previous: >>558880301>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
When do we got those nice pay to win features from JP?
Ryan is not a pretty horse.
ace on my face
>>558895974
Ryan love.
>>558896071Only until MANT. She stays meta only for late surgers after MANT
>>558895874i cant reach a single s rating with this
>global's popularity still has steam>release the scenario that killed the game in 3 different servers as isWhat exactly is Cyge trying to achieve?
>>558896159
gotta say, the gaslighting got me good. I genuinely have no fucking clue on whether i should roll for FM. I have 95k and with 30k+selectors i can easily get a 3LB
>>558896226>What exactly is Cyge trying to achieve?Kill the tourists
>>558896226>implying it'll EoS in USA
>>558896184and this
Leaving the club tomorrow. Same?
>>558896260
>hiatus; gonna work on https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus for a whileNYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558896282a solid deck in MANT is the meta 3 guts + 2 wit with one of those wit being FM because she has good RB
>>558896282Borrow her for a while and make your own decision. When she highrolls she's the best card in the game. Apart from that she's pretty good. I'll use a selector to get her to 2LB then use the other to MLB my Creek.
* **** **** **
>>558896282I already have her at 1LB and I wouldn't roll for her mainly because I'm bad at wit training, and still is. Almost all of my aces and winners from CMs are witlet except sprint CM
>>558896432>nipples
>>558896282If I were you I'd do a single spark and see if I can at least get one copy from a spark, if not then I'll take the loss and try again at the Maru Finemo banner
>>558896226why kill? i am lookin forward to mant
Why do people say umas are bricked for MANT? Can't you give most umas enough aptitude to run anything they want?
>>558896293Every single globaltard is a tourist thoughever.
Hold up now someone really called this ugly?
>>558896529exactly
dont waste your luck on simulators
>>558896432Go back to sleep, you make the schizos upset.
>>558896427>can't win a single plat in CM even by cheating>taking all of the cheaters down with himUnderstandable
>>558896427That roughly translates to "I don't know how to make Sweepy work for MANT I'm out"
>>558896518You can, but you're much more restricted with what parents you select if you have to get someone like Screek to do okay in mile races, and getting double or triple S aptitudes won't be possible.
>>558896547>sister of an uma that eats bananas and dicksShe's ugly.
>>558896518>bloat sparks on aptitudes for optional races which lessen the chances of getting distance S for a specific CMhmmmm
>cheating cheating cheatinggod I love the local schizo, he comes up with so much creative bullshit all the time, may it be "SPOOLERS!", "REE POL UMA" or this.
>>558896282If you've ever borrowed her MLB and can see what could she do (or can't do) you can already make this decision yourself
>>558896547We got some real weirdos in here
>>558896387don't do it mambro....
>>558896387Danchou...
>>558896593typical seatranny behavior
>>558896432my second favorite poster is up
>>558896706Wait till he release the doxx discord screenshots
>>558896547Lots of literal faggots in here, so it's not surprising.
>>558896518All those people that complained when they glued 3* mile when they wanted 3* turf/long/medium are in for a rude awakening.
>>558896618>>558896427honestly from what I hear of Icarus it sounds like it'll be more impactful than Sweepy anywaysweepy just kinda lame
>>558896427>still no eden doxxinglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>558896387same
Threesome with Tachy and Cafe
A good smack makes em run faster
>>558896894>it'll be more impactful than Sweepy anywayYeah because it can straight up kill your account.
>>558896226I hope one day newfags will stop believing this "it was MANT what killed the game in every server" argument. as someone who was playing the game back then and interacted a lot with japs, they were way more upset about the absolute disaster that was the balancing than the mode itself sadly, the fearmongering is already too widespread
My Ardan will win CM
Digitan LOVE
>>558896973>artist thinks goldship hates klans
>>558896226They should release the scenario and hard cap the number of races to 25 so that nobody knows what to do
>>558896894No shit, it has the potential to OUTRIGHT nuke your accounts. Tools exactly like this have existed before for JP, they haven't been a thing since, take a guess why.Letting a bot control your mouse is one thing, DIRECTLY sending HTTP requests to the game is another.
>>558896968nakadashi also helps
>>558897024Why not both?
>80 MILLION FANShow the fuck are people not sending this en masse to cygames? this is the LEADER. old 4chan would have gotten these shameless fuckers banned already
>>558897107Stego clan or death.
>>558897158Name one tool made before that can do this, stop talking out your ass, fearmongering luddite
>unironically defending cheatinglmao
Would creampie Bourbon from sun up to sun down and then all night long
>>558896580Eeeeehh what did I do now? Although isn't it common for schizos to latch on to anyone here, I guess it is my turn now?
>>558896706botting is worse than cheating i am nooticing Connecting times increasing and i am getting angry
>>558897213former sweepydev did doxx ed*n as botters THO
>>558897256did you just learn about the word "luddite" for the first time from indians on twitter
>>558897329I cheat on Aoi with Meek pretty much every day.
So what's the ACTUAL stam requirement for this next CM? Because witgod said 600/500 stam/guts so I've been building accordingly, but then my Maru with 450/450 will get Spot Struggle and Rushed and not even gas out.
>>558897329Apparently calling out botniggers is schizo behavior now >>558896706
>>558897343Something something JP poster something something ree spooler you get the idea.>>558897359We literally did not need the tranny dev to know this lmao. Confirmation is great, but it's still blatantly obvious.
>>558897256Cygames updated their server and their code mainly because of the CN bots that could see the outcomes before clicking the choices.
>>558897256>curiKill yourself
>>558897473
>>558897473you need 601 stam for the speed bonus
>>558897024So did they fix the balance between the umas with easy triple crowns vs dirters amd sprinters or nah?If not then it is still MANT's fault
>>558897329we're not dating, she's just my trainee, how is it cheating if I go out with a fellow adult?
>>558897473pacers need 600late/end can get away with 450-500idk about fr*nts I dont train them
>>558897329I'm cheating my wife with my trainee
>>558897551I thought the bonus only applies at 601?
it's happening...imagine if this could be used to say "hey, buy this skill (I have 0 SP)" and it does it anyway
>>558897551why does runaway need less stamina than front?
>>558897473dirt? it's a fucking mile race, 500 is enough unless you are retarded and believe hidden bonuses are reallong? unironically 1200 stamina + 2 heals
Do you think she’s pretty?
>>558897684Eyes are annoying
>>558897626it's actually 578 at great mood which is guaranteed at finals (only thing that matters)
>>558897603
>>558897723shit take
>>558897473Witgod usually give stam+guts requirement with pace chasers in mind and you just have to build around it with other styles. Although you do need 601+301 this time because of the speed bonus
>>558897723They're contacts.
>>558897256UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer was the big one on JP. It had select_index cheating, i.e. what sweepy's dumper repo does. Headless clients are used by chrono and uma.moe for data collection, sweepydev's just the only guy who cared to make a headless client with the career training endpoints.
>>558897771I don't like ugly Umas
it started with something stupidgetting an impossible trophy before MANTit ends with cygames having to completely update the game and spends millions to push up security updates
>>558897627sweepydev will sell this to [REDACTED] and finally retire
My Dirt options are looking to be Smart Falcon, Taiki Shuttle/El Condor Pasa, and NYUrara. Will this work? What should I even give Taiki for skills? I'm seriously clueless
>>558897496Ah I get it now, fuck all umajp posters amirite?!I've been busy remaking all my TT, LoH and chanmi umas with the new stat cap, so I haven't been posting a lot lately, so I was confusedAlso, I forgot my 5 borrows from global, I still need to make that front Pasa
>>558897896reported to johncygames
>>558897584umas with sprint and mile aptitudes still have paths to follow that are equal to triple crowns and stuff, just with slightly less shop points. there's no "unusable umas" other than pure dirters like Urara or Falco, and for the later you can always give her turf sparksI was talking about the awful SMaru XOguri VBourbon dark triad that dominated the game for a year and a half
We already had this drama 1 or 2 threads ago. Get something new. I know you're samefagging again you doxxing obsessed fag
>>558897896i'm missing the lore here, how was Pasa able to run Oaks?
>>558896973Golshi becomes a grand wizard
Ditching Riko for +1 Wit Card seems to be working out. The high Wit is reliably compensating my lack of mid-race skills.
>>558898115she's a wizard
>>558898115jesus christ anon have you tried reading before posting or do you just look at the pretty pictures
>>558898115Headless clientessentially you have the game open but you send HTTPS requests directly to cygames serversstuff like skill points and mandatory races are client side only, the server doesnt check for it>>558897627
Is this digitan good enough, bros? I'm feeling pretty good about this one, have to cope with low stats because absolutely trash card luck.
>>558898274No hags
>>558898143golshi would do this
>>558898091If we don't get evo skills, are they gonna dominate again in MANT?
>>558897932Those are all the umas with dirt A/B released so yeah, that combo will work. For Taiki literally just go to TT and see what someone put on theirs (sans recoveries). Get the others usable before doing the endless groundwork falco grind.
>>558898143Based and redpilled
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
Watch as how this Sweepyposting devolves into another >it's le Edenfags>VF>oofmato>discord screenshots>Sweepy avatarfaggingYou'd love to see it
>>558897876But McQueen at least has a good personality
>>558898091No they fucking dont they die without Triple Tiara
>>558898360SMaru died the moment the early balance patch dropped and XOguri was weaker than just using Golshi or Tamamo, no one is using VBourbon for dirt CM eitherall of them are frauds in global
>end of the month alreadyFor fucks sake, we're a comfy club and now I gotta kick you. Why are you so useless anon you promised you would play the game.
>>558898252the post didn't explain anything bwo. they replied later >>558898254
>>558898485Currenbros...
>>558898443>Groundwork grindBro don't even get me started, the last time I got a Groundwork spark, the blue was fucking WIT instead of SPEED or POWER
>>558898474>muh sweetsNo
>>558898360Even if we get evo skills doesn't MANT disable all trainee events? Or do they work without events?
>>558898468No Nice Wife danchou
>>558898595You are literally fucking retarded. You are either trolling me or actually mentally deficient.
>>558898593*bangs u*
>>558898671MANT doesnt disable trainee events it disabled Secret events and career goalstheyre different things
>>558898593please bwo give me another chance, i have a family to feed i have to keep my job...
>>558898750aieeeee
>>558898323Bros...
>>558898623Don't forget that Falco also has terrible affinity with most of the usual front parents, so even with 9* GW you are still unlikely to get it via inspo. The biggest mistake I ever made in this game was grinding too hard to get 1 specific uma to work. It left the rest of my roster high and dry and nothing to show for it.
>>558898720>trolling methat's cute anon but i don't know who you are
>mant will kill the game!!!Lmfao have you been living under a rock? The whole game industry is shitting itself, there is no viral game. Its only february and slop is flopping hard. There is literally nothing worthwile now on the market.
Hope you at least got a diagnosis so you can get disability.
Bros... I suspect that my Dancho is using sweepy. What do I do? His fan count is almost double the usual.
>>558898671red skills are career goals rather than events, if you finish your run with the very easy requirements then the game is gonna give you the option to evolve
>>558898674too small
>>558898573Smaru Xog and VBobo are absolutely going to rape MANT due to their ability to do nearly every type of race. Them having higher stats and more points is non-negotiable.
>>558898827Make a room or 4 to test her out. You live or die off pump as usual.
>>558898674No
>>558898827mile s helps you cope, no updrafters though, you should have gotten a hint for thatdirt s also helps your lack of powerdepending if your cards are not that good she's fine, but if you're rolling a whale deck then try again
Makween’s VERY plappable ass
>>558898889>there is no viral gamemewgenics
>>558898889>chiyonoOpinion discarded
i keep reading Xog as Xmas Occupied Government
>>558898323Yes this is good. Should've taken Nimble Nav instead of Fighter though. Also if you're ambitious, Digitan is good to turn into End Closer with Spurt+LtC. No one else is able to do that without back-breaking prep.
>>558898468You know what, I'm the anon who was complaining yesterday about being tired of my club's dead chat. I imagine that the biweekly name change at least moves things up a little. I'm considering joining you tomorrow.
Are pink inspirations really that rare anons? I am using double circle affinity parents with 12 dirt sparks + 5 mile sparks for an uma that needs one dirt inspiration to get to A and I have not seen a single dirt inspiration in around 10 runs, I'm so confused...
>>558896547I'm going to buy her with the anni ticket. I started too late to pull on her banner.
>>558899121bricked club chat is dead too, they talk on discord
Uma&Co will unfortunately be disbanding once the monthly reward is given out. It would be appreciated if other /uma/ clubs could take care of my members.
>>558899150>anni ticketSave it
>>558899091
>>558899121you have to join the discord VC to chat
>>558899121Bad news for you.
>>558899193I-is this true, rebrickedbros?
>>558898889what about mewgenics and marathon?
>>558899125The chances for pinks to trigger is pathetic.
>>558899250Save it for what? You can't ever get any uma after New Year's Urara or Opera O anyways. I have most of the others except for Suzuka.
>>558899025game for goyim
I feel like you guys are lying every time you say x club has a discord
>>558899352danchou posts the discord link in club chat when someone new joins its not a secret
>>558898889People will always have games in their backlog. I recently finished Expedition 33 (great game that deserved all those rewards btw), and I still have to play Nier at some point.I guess there's not any flavor of the month slop coming anytime soon like Endfield, sure. Or there even might be, I dont pay attention to that kind of stuff.Either way point I'm trying to make is that if people dont have fun playing during mant then there'll always be other options that could be more appealing. If it's truly that dogshit then the player count drop is inevitable.
>>558898573We still haven't seen XOguri at her full potential. The 3 medium CM in MANT will show us the power of near guaranteed speed carryover + 0.3 accel
>>558899456#clublist anon please updateSomething to finally rival Uma&Co
>>558898901Name and shame
Not having Smart Falcon feels like not having human rights. The most garbage builds I've ever seen keep winning scrims cleanly. I need this horse.
Wo what's the big deal if our club has a discord, how do you talk with each other if not with a discord? the club chat? are you retarded?
>>558899467>rewardsmeant awards I'm stupid>>558899362>marathonthat game will be too expensive to be anything more than streamer bait for like a week imo
>>558899641
>>558899641Stop Erping
>>558899641not a big deal but people should know what they're getting into
>>558899576there's already a potential uma bro don't steal her title
>>558898760> it disabled Secret events and career goals>>558898760> red skills are career goals rather than events
>>558899641why do you want to talk with other people?
>>558899467>>558899663>>558899695Paizuri with Satono Diamond
>>558899634Don't forget you also need her parade version later or be forever bricked in LoH and CMs
>>558899467fuck you nigger hurry up and play nier, both of them
>>558899804No they're notthey have secondary unlock conditions, usually reaching 800 speed/stamina etc
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>>558899641I kind of want a discord for my club too
>>558899456
>>558896071In grand live you use NN+Finemo for lates. In grand masters you'll be using Ramonu + Finemo/NN/MrCB depending on the position. After that she's dead. If you are not running a late, she's dead after MANT
>>558899259
>>558899902Suggest it to your danchou
>>558899641what uma musume topic would you even talk about aside from erping as mayano top gun
>>558899246Danchoo is taking her talents to /uma/ club
>>558899641My only shame at joining our server is the whole club now knows I'm into vtubers
>>558899901>Dia need sex
>>558899362>expecting normalfag attention span to go past a few weeksLolAlso Marathon shat the bad really hard. We are talking about omega hard. What else next? Another concordcore.>>558899467I adore you anon, but most people are not like you, and want something bigger they can be a part of it. Also the movie flashbanged most people how good it was.
>>558898054>fuck all umajp posters amirite?!Correct. In other words: The usual.>so I haven't been posting a lot latelySo the schizo got upset at another NTR poster, even funnier.
>>558899641not all the discordersbut it's always the discorders
I just don't want to be on discord with brown people. Otherwise I would join.
Yes, it's me. I'm the one who enters 2 horses in every CM room so that they're all at 8/9.
>>558899901>need uma sex
>>558899954I am the Danchou
>>558898054thought they were doing the armpit thing that one gif ruined me
>>558899928>If you are not running a late, she's dead after MANTWTF. but you guys told me it's le pacer core...
>>558896432>>558897343>>558897496>>558898054>>558900036look at these avatarfag nerds fellating each other about how much the thread talks about them (nobody is talking about them) have a (You) so your talk is valid
>>558899456>I can create a random server too with imagesnow post the chat logs
>>558900207NOBODY said that bro wtf
>schizo meltyuh ohhhhh
>>558900207I'm talking about Natie, not Finemo
>>558900109>I just don't want to be on discord with brown people.>posting Coal City
Damn I really don't want to train oguri or el condo pasa, and trying to get my favs to A dirt is proving to be sub 5% chance, I might sit out of this one
>>558899928Good thing I will always be running a late (Cafe)
>>558899641danchou, should we have a discord?
>>558899641Rebricked... Rename to ReDiscord next
>>558900307isn't it a bit early for you burgers to be out of your wage cages
>>558900307that's clearly an Aussie tho
>Buttered>Discorded
>>558899641Mambro wtf... you weren't supposed to share that...
>>558900228that's the NTR faggot who doesn't play JP or global spends his entire day replying to himself and spreading bullshit like her support card is actually good I have no idea why he chose the most boring and plain protagonist of them all to avatarfag tho
Is there even a club without a 'cord?
>>558899928are rainbow decks kino
>>558900387>t.eurocuck>>558900401Even worse.
>>558900326Pasa is really comfy to train tho, she also has Japan Cup + Arima in her goals so you'll get decent fans each run
>>558900513my only hope is autis/uma/
>>558900270ok here's our old danchou quitting
>>558900513Mambo
Gros...
>Regroomed
I have lb0 finemo right now, should I use 2 tickets + 200 pulls to lb3 her?
>>558900574Ugly whore
>Uma&Co outed for having a discord>now RebrickedHaving a discord server or revealing having one might become the new norm.Unless this is all the work of /uma/ Club spies
>>558900574
>>558899901>damn love tits things using real creek
>>558900693I dont know, I'm in the same situation.
>>558900651I can see her umanko
>>558900664>whaling
>>558900693if you lack half of your brain then yes
>>558900592Only the original autis/uma/ members know about the secret Ryan discord.
>>558900592>>558900513we at autis/uma/ do NOT have a discord
>>558900592I can’t be asked to manage a discord, so you’re safe there
>>558900693If you lack full brain then no
>>558900693lb3 is pretty cope since she'll only have 8% race bonus, make sure the deck you're running will still have 50% rb with lb3 finemo, if not then I don't think it's worth it
>>558900592sorry we only have a subreddit
>just wanted to join a non-dead comfy A+ club>ended up unintentionally exposing another discord club insteadAieeeee...
orange
I'm not sure why is this is such a surprise for you fags. Where else are they getting the drawfag's arts and where else are we getting the edits and coordinate the recruit posts.You're all actually retarded it's unreal. All high ranking clubs have 'cords.
We at autis/uma/ use pagers and fax to communicate
Should I send Hoeh Curren (Falco x Curren) to international races this year, or should she stay in Japan and dominate JPN1s and dirt G1s (she won all of them last year)?
wit FM quickly became the speed NTR of global, it's so funny
Aniclover is today see you there
>>558900987>clubs are full of ERPfagsKill all gays
>>558900972>unintentionallyanother strike for the dastardly doto...
>>558901074You haven’t been getting my smoke signals…?
>>558901086Go international make Digitan a joke
>>558901087what does this mean
Okay, but which clubcord has an ERP channel?
>>558901086Go global dirt!
>>558900987Im a drawfig, and my club is discordless.
>>558901086>she won all of them last yearGo International, simple as.
>>558899901sex with jp umas
>>558900629is this the flatliner that got kicked from the clubdid you just screenshot a bunch of stuff bwo
>>558900884>>558900887>>558900891>>558900956I'm really considering it at this point.
>>558901181mediocre cards idiots get baited into rolling for only to regret it later
>>558901190almondlove but it's paid access
>>558900972how would you unintentionally expose them unless you posted the images
>>558900987>where else are THEY>where else are WEDid you slip up
(:
I was mindlessly grinding for the event, and I got my very first 3star blue spark. She does not even have good skills or SPD parents. I don't know how to feel about this.
>stella sora suddenlyHow much money did Yostar give this guy?
Mambo!
Now that we are at it... what should I do with my freebies anons?I have 1 ticket, soon 22 crystalsand I plan to buy the paid card ticket if needed.Shoild I save the crystals for ramonu and use the tickets in whatever SSR half useful card I can mlb after the free pulls? I only have MLB kitasan, then lb0 finemo, lb0 creek when it comes to relevant SSRs, then biko and bakushin lb1
buy an ad TB having tranny
>>558901151>>558901191>>558901209Will do
>>558901510Buy an ad
>>558901510buy an ad
>>558900592Autis/uma/ uses Teams.
>>558901510buy an ad and kill yourself
ban Falco from CM10actual Fisher Price Baby's First Dirt Umaliterally needs nothing and just wins. if you use her you did not play the game
Is that uma that's in love with me hereYou know the one
>>558901530is sound broken or is it just me
>>558901581Tickets you can use on one of either Creek or FineMo. If you can spare a spark, might be worth it to dump into KawaFine banner and get her 3 or MLB. Save the Crystals for after MANT
>>558901740works on my machine
>>558901740werks on my machine
>>558899121we talk on club chat too, although it's mostly stickers cus of the filteryou're welcome to give us a shot and see how you like it
>>558901714just put hesitant front runners on all of your umas
>>558901767>>558901771hidebu
>>558901740
>>558901759fair, seems like a plan, I will decide after the 100 free pulls in the anniwe get 100 free pulls right?
>>558901850>tooAt least try to deny the allegations
>game keeps giving me Umas but never Cards Is Asian Flash any good? I like her sword it's cool.
Aelred can you post the ERP channel from the Brickedcord?
if my two horsies are in the lead and they spot struggle each other, that doesn't lower my stam right? it's only if it's vs an opponent uma?
>>558901923I was under the impression it was 60 but might be wrong
>>558901923We get 60+60
>>558902112Your front umas need stamina anon.
release. the. brickestein. files.
>>558902112That's right, anon. You don't need to think about anything else, just run full speed ahead.
>>558899601I will not out them because I am not 100% sure.
>>558902040she's German anon
>>558902054Betraelred, do it!
Does unique level matter much? I'm not getting enough fans in these dirt runs..
>>558901984
why dont all umas just start their spurt at the startare they stupid or somethingjust run faster the entire race
>>558902361Only for TT, for CM it doesn't matter
>>558902329HOT
>>558901479Gotta start somewhere.
>>558902329How do they pronounce it though:Ei(nstein)-shin(Epst)Ei(n)-shin(Ayy)-shin
>>558901801Spe's dad is so lucky, he has the best of both worlds
Ryan moment
ovr repvtation....
I wonder what's going on in her head
>>558902839SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER SEX WITH TRAINER
>>558902112it does. it's no different from a spot struggle against an opponent.
>>558902835these always make me laugh
>>558902395>just run faster the entire racePretty sure Bourbon tried that in the Kikuka sho
let's institute a new rulelowest earner each month gets the boot
>>558902835Welcome to the club
>>558902835This burger... has BRICKLES in it!!!!
>>558903041I told you danchou is an end closer! I beleeb'd in him!
>>558903034>pretends to be all logical like a computer>is actually retardedshe is so perfect
>>558903041but that's dancho...
>>558902839something like this
>>558902887I'm feeling really weak and tired. If a blue-haired maiden were to attack me right now I wouldn't be able to defend myself...
>>558903286why are they doing that?
>>558903286>cuckshit
>>558903034how come sluts always cosplay agnes but never mihono?
>>558903286
>>558903220Honestly disappointing. I want a trainee who is logical, calculating, and wicked smart like me. That's why I can't wait for June.
>>558903041bro I'm only at 16m fans this month and the fact every guy in this image got 75m is insane
All clubs will soon be outed of having their own discord servers. The /uma/ Club spies are inevitable
>>558903041>be danchou>no risk of getting kicked>flatline for fun When's my turn to be danchud
>>558903286I like tits so I can't imagine that
>>558903404her outfit is a messnobody wants to cosplay that shit
>>558903286Oyakodon? Oyakodon!
>>558903404Throwing on a labcoat and some pantyhose is infinitely easier than Bobo's sex cyborg outfit
>>558903460>gorilla
>>558903425shakur simps are not real
Wasn't secret events being disabled in Trackblazer a bug that they just didn't fix? What if they fix it for us like how they brought balance changes earlier?
>>558903286holy based, minus the left one, that ones cringe as shit>>558903473sex and marriage with windows vista, sex with gentle
there's nothing I hate more than building nigers fuck this shit I'm waiting for speed Maru
>>558903404Lots of people have their own lab coatsNot a lot of people have their own custom vinyl miniskirts
Holy fuck Balada Sale is a goat mareMother of: >Satono Flag (G2)>Satono Reinas (2nd on 2 G1)>Dancar (Mother of Kalamatianos (G3))>Balladist (Mother of Caballerizzo (G1))
>>558903647Skip the hag
>>558903716She’s not skippable if you plan on building Fronts for the near future
>>558903352grass wonder raped me
>>558903821So skippable
Is there anyone else I should roll for based on my taste, or should I strictly save for Support cards here on out?
>>558903352I consent.
>>558903581it's not a bug, the only events available are costume and regular events your uma has and support cards popping up
>>558903864For most people yesMaybe not for that anon
>>558903890>A+ Ryan Goldship
>>558900036That does seem like to be the case, or it could just be the schizo making shit up and then replying to himselfI do know there is another Topro poster here but he likes to post AI slop of her, so I call him out every time that happens if I am around for it
>>558904028They got umazing tits tho
>>558903890Ticket Dober, Roll Nishino
>>558903890
How come the database doesn't have Sasami's bust size? This is important information.
>>558904108It's okay to hate tomboys.
>>558904180>>558904000hot
>>558903286>>558904000whats up with jap artists coloring the nipple teat darker than the areola? feels like it's a recent-ish trend
>>558904108You know who else has a nice chest
>>558904283No
>>558904194Freud is the same dude who’d look you dead in the eyes and tell you that you weren’t loved as a child because you enjoy chewing gum.
japs have dark nipples due to the sins of their ancestors
>>558904108Tickezo is on Nope but her tits is bigger than Ryan
>>558904000 >>558904180HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIT>>558904048>schizo making shit up and then replying to himselfHad that thought a couple of times as well, sure would be the easiest way to explain some nightly outbursts they have.
>>558904283Luv me Tickeo too
>>558904430two lucky girls
>>558904430post source
>>558904283
should you shave your pubes before boygirls start licking your peen
>>558904540Shit waifu
>>558904540Love Biwa’s Biwas
>>558904028Gold Ship enjoys being herself, flipping between chaotic poltergeist and traditional woman.Ryan's hot spring event has her describe enjoying how soft her body has become, performing running exercises rather than weightlifting.
>>558904572Don't say that...
>>558904571what the fuck is a boygirl
>>558904804
>>558904784>unironic dick eater
>>558903890I see a bit of GolShi in Tap Dance City. They're both a bit odd and like treasure hunting.
People who don’t like Gold Ship are just scared of her
>>558903890What did dahby do to you
>>558904889you called
>+5 hints ramp up>+5 hints homestretch haste>Stats the rest of the gameScrew this card
>>558905094
>>558905094born in le wrong generation
>>558904910>he waifus a uma that forces you to her misadventures >ruins her own career>obsessed with a specific japanese cuisine >being a gold family member
>>558905183
>>558905183sex dog
I like gold ship's voice
i hate guts so much bro why does it never hit
>>558904120I will consider Dober; Nishino's design doesn't appeal to me>>558904330What has she ever done to you or your rolls?>>558904906Interesting>>558904121>>558904971https://www.youtube.com/watch/5f95TFIDlhMThere is nothing of note in her story other than her crying quirk. Her love of fans cheering was a forced controversy, given that being an idol is integral to their careers.
>>558905254LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
when looking for a parent, do you guys prioritize URA Finale spark or good generic white sparks like playtime's over and tail held high or whatever?
Describe what's happening with Iran in uma terms
>>558905572>speed not cappedCalstone does not approve! Also that guts seems low too.
>>558905574>DoberNo, skip the feminazi
I thought club rank already had reset and did some fan runs I require compensations danchou
>>558905651Lots of GenericScenario spark gambling is rough
>>558905574
>>558905706None of your support card chains finish.
>>558905572>JPWrong thread
>>558905582
>>558905706You know all those times people told you to explode? That but all at once.
>>558905574Nishino is a parent for your oshis.
>>558905572>S+are you playing unity on the JP server or what
>>558899641The mambo discord is chill at least, newcuties don't have chat perms in the erp channel for a month during their mandated lurking period.
>>558905791its not march yet in the parts of the world that matter
The mamcord is not real
I wonder if Chiyo likes peanut butter
>>558905978I can get SS+ with Speed Wit pretty easily, trying to learn guts to teach people but it is without a shadow of a doubt a worse way to play
>>558906079>he didn't get invited anon...
Every club has a Discord>but my club doe-You were not invited
>>558906194>needing clubs
I'm going insane trying to chansform oshis for this CM. I'm just going to start gutsmaxxing everyone. Fuck it all.
>>558906191
I have a club with me and all my alts
>>558903890I'd look into getting Wedding Fine Motion. Her career (and personality) are very cute.>t. also has Creek and Ardan as his favorites
>>558906347I tried making v.bobo work for a few days and gave up dumb falcon it is
>>558900693Same situation and I'll pull 100%. There is no card or uma worth pulling for 6 months. Even in the worst case scenario you can mlb later
I'm supposed to be working
THE GAME KEEPS CRASHING ON MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558906347Rank G shouldn't exist
>>558905651white. Future is skills and pinks. your stats will be easy
>>558906472>skipping summer golshi bricked
>>558900693thats my plan. what the fuck else is there to pull for?
I'm rock hard
>>558906586Her swimwear isn't hot
>>558906678You wouldnt survive a tag team from those two.
>>558906493Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why goon on company time
>>558906697You aim for GolShi so you can get overhwlmed by McQueens instead
>>558906726It can't be helped. I accept my fate.
>>558906493same
>>558906781>S. MakweenEven worse
The theater sucked ass and the crowd was awful and cringe just as I expected.
>>558907213why cringe
I literally look like this
>>558907213>watching bad subs with normiesKill yourself
>Opera has E dirt E mileis it possible to get her to a natural A/A state or are you inevitably rolling sparks on one or the other?
>>558907341You need two inspirations no matter what
Putting Nutella on my dick
>>558907262Gas yurikikes
>>558907341I can get Dirt C Mile B with Doto with her Mile F Dirt E, so, you can't get both natural A but it should be easier for her. I still haven't got a mutated Doto however
>>558900436>>558905981>>558906191>>558906194Wait we have a 'cord? DANCHOU! Where's my invite?
why does curran have lots of peanut butter?
>>558907294nothing wrong with normies
>>558906740Stream your sesh so we can watch
the norms want me dead
>>558907646>ignoring that most don't even play the gacha and only watch the anime
Me on the left
>>558907518If you're who I think you are, we made a collective decision to hold off on inviting you. It's not personal, it's just, well, you know...
>>558905937noted>>558906425I'll keep an eye out. Do you know when she releases?Creek and Ardan are practically injecting refined cuteness straight into my veins. A Princess would likely be just as strong.
>>558907745>femdom shit
866113422739looking for a club after the monthly rewards roll over. any dacchis got room?
>>558903890I recommend you roll off a fucking cliff and die
Reminder that we have races today
>>558907970
I'm going to be an avatarfag.Give me an uma to avatar as.
>>558908112teio!
>>558907646Normies are the kinds of losers that think Frieren and Steins;Gate are the best anime of all time.
>>558907341You have to choose one, I'd recommend to go with Mile A and gamble on the Dirt inspirations to get it to B/A, B should be more than enough if you get Mummy, Plancha and decent power 901/1001, firm conditions can also be good to have
>>558908112>not using his oshi as his avatarSoulless
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE TRAINING RYAN PARENTS
apparently 15,000 peruvians went to go watch the uma cosplay race. the racetrack overflowed and the police had to get involved.
>>558908240But I don't want to shitpost with my wife and get the /uma/ to hate her.
wtf... when/why did retention get so high
>>558908265Drop the tomboy
>>558907856>Do you know when she releases?Should be about early May.
>>558908112Use Grass Wonder since I already dislike her and won't mind disliking her more through association with your annoying, poorly written posts
>>558908285People already hate her for being "racist"
>>558908278Was that the one some anon posted a video of on catbox yesterday? It was adorable how hype everyone was. Wtf I love peruvians now?
I had a fun time at the theater desu. I got a funny picture with a cute Oguri cosplayer too.
>>558908265never use pace chaser in a long race
>>558908265Guess the sparks
>>558908473post the cute cosplayers…
>>558908453I don't think you know who my wife is.
>>558908473post his bulge
>>5589084981* wit 2* pace
>>558908473was he cute
>>558908285/uma/ won’t hate her, don’t worry. True dacchis love all umas.
>>558908473>Oguri cosplayer>it's a manFag
>he doesnt avatarfags as is oshifaaaaaaaaaaaggot
I use my oshi when I cutepostI use umas I don't like when I shitpost
>>558907954danchou.....
My wife is so strong...I love her
>>558899993Kris the umasimp...
>>558908696Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>558908624We don't hate localizers enough
>>558908285I have made incredible shitposts with my oshi. In other threads even.You'll be fine.
>>558908112Tap Dance City
>>558908559HAH you wish I'll fucking take this
Any clubs that have a fun group chat?
>>558908802my club has some funny stickers and gifs
>>558908802the mambocord
>>558908546>>558908564>>558908612The Oguri was a girl but there was also a dude there as Teio.
I was the first one to avatarfag in /uma/, the rest of you niggas are trend chasers, you will never be me
>>558908795Explode.
Give me a (You) the two other Ardanfags I know exist here or I will start avatarfagging her. Your posts will become associated with mine and you will start getting hate.
>>558908820Ugly Umas
>>558908841how fat was the dude
>>558908696I love my punny wife
>>5589088427 and I will be you.
>>558908795How bad is your mile parents?
>>558908829Where do you unlock the gifs
i like when i post cute or funny reaction images i find and other anons reuse them
>>558908743That lowcowlization fucking rapes indeed
>>558908743>nyoooo how dare the gyaru who speaks gibberish 60% of the time use zoomer slang
>>558908962same
>>558908743>>558908965wahey is deeply retarded but i always wonder what you expect from helios's zoomerese
>>558908872
>>558908940Discord
>>558908891I love all Symbolis but Rudolf is my #1
>>558908880don't say that...
Kek Uma got a lot of attention recently, but I doubt it will translate in people playing the game despite what they say
>>558908984>using english slangs>not japanese slangs
>>558907250Talking during the movie, running to the front to dance to umapyoi, waving UOs like obnoxious fucking cunts
>>558908696Further proof that Uma Musume is a female power fantasy!
All Almond posters are beloved contributors of /uma/
>>558909084what is happening in this image
>>558909115Man, Al Roker fell off
>>558908905Let's just say I'm finally ready to start training aces
>>558909115who's house is he recording in
>>558909115Outrage marketing works
>>558908872I have already made deeply retarded posts using Ardan images. You're too late.
>tiktok zoomer spamming their garbageoh great
>>558909116Slang :/Slang, Japan :O
>>558909063why does reading this make me wish I had the ability to just cum in my pants instantly on demand
>>558909115>Kris S>blackFuck SJW tourists, but fuck these normies for mixing Brown Umas with Black Umas.
>>558908696>all those years of study and sacrifice at the trainer university, only to end up as a high schooler's sex toy
>>558909412That's not too hard, you just need to have not jerked for a while first.
>>558909401what CHESTNUTS!?
>>558909210
rather have clubposting and doxxing than pol shit
Osaka Hai and Takamatsunomiya Kinen in march right?
>>558909358Yes
>>558909358this is a japanese game
>>558909248I love cleavageI love big tits
>>558909140That's like calling Twilight a male power fantasy, torena/teitoku/shikikan/sensei/[...]-san. You're rolling for cute girls for a reason.
>>558909454What race is Kris S tho? She's definitely not a latinx since she's tall and not a native either since they aren't that dark
Got 3 Flashes while chasing Bourbon but I finally got her
Why does uma hate browns when brown umas are the best
>>558909591Takamatsunomiya Kinen - march 29thOsaka Hai - april 5th
The three-person lobby conversations where one of them is facing away from you always feel like you're eavesdropping.
>>558909454Look at what they did to Michelle
>>558909669She’s a horse you big dumb stupid fuck ass
>>558908473went by myself and a bunch of people asked if I could move 1 seat over for their group to sit. I did and the girl on my right kept making smalltalk and wanted to see my Uma account and we traded phones and looked at stats and stuff and did a 10pull and we both got Mihono Bourbon. After the movie they invited me to a sushi buffet and I was too scared to decline so I complied. I asked to go to the bathroom and left them and went home while she kept getting me and trying to call so I blocked her number. I got another call later and answered and it happened to be another one of the girls from that group and they were all yelling at me for ghosting them and I hung up and blocked it too. Now I'm scared of answering any calls.Is there was way to change my in-game name because she has it and added me already during the previews.
>>558909767Based
>>558909535Danchou said we need to sign his Free Palestine petition or he'll be kicking us before reset. I tried to argue that a forced signature wouldn't mean anything but he just said there's no room for genocide apologists in our club. I don't think I can sign because my employer has contracts in Israel and would probably fire me if they found out.
>>558909625My male power fantasy is being dominated by Grass Wonder.
>>558909781Then so are the mob Uma and bitching is stupid
>>558909220I don't know, I assume they're being made to get along since Sirius hates Rudolf for being so high and mighty
>>558909605On a global server dumbo
Which uma has the worst posters?
>>558909401what did he mean by this
>>558909092>fraudoliIf only she was as good as she's smug and sexy then we'd be in front of the advent of the next Xogu / Bobo meta uma...But alas, she's just a pretty cheerleader
>>558909669>What race is Kris S tho?English Thoroughbred
>>558910003Meek
>>558910003Gold CityRudolfGentildonna Teio
>>558910003Ryan, NTR, Stego
Umas and their top 3 finish percentage
>>558910092What’s wrong with Donna posters? I enjoy seeing pictures of her.
>>558910003tachyon
>>558909993for an audience that knows Japanese culture
>>558910003My favorite uma are never responses to these even though I'm one of the worst posters in this thread.
>>558909767OBAMA????!?
>>558910003If she's on global, that uma has the worst posters
>>558910015it's marchspring is here
why is she looking like this after winning
>>558909718>enjoy bonfires>wary of smoke signalsReally though, it's a wasted opportunity for worldbuilding. They should focus on the few prolific horses owned by African-Americans or have the Umas visit Africa to meet actual African horses.
>>558909879holy autist if real
Can't believe I got memed into mlbing M*****************
>>558910219Because you haven’t kissed her yet
>>558910003all avatarfags are bad posters and attention whores
>>558910148>Gold City that lowBased
>>558909939Tell your employer you're a double agent and they'll understand>>558910169If said audience liked Japanese culture so much they'd be playing the JP version
>>558910219You farted
>>558910169The audience that knows japanese culture are playing JP
>>558910219she's losing her waysave her
>>558909879I went to a movie alone and two girls said they felt bad for me and wanted to watch with me. Afterwards we got dinner and had a threesome.
>>558910148I love how much of a stain the Arima Kinen is on Almond Eye's career. It makes her a lot more endearing.
>Japan>Culturelmao
Why is Ardan talking about hospital food?
>>558910395>>558910342nyo
>>558909879>>558910263This is true I was phone
>>558910219Because nobody cares when a Japanese dirter wins.
>>558910456Nyes thoughbeit
>>558909084I cannot fantasize about Rudolf because her casual outfit makes her appear 1:1 to my mother.
>>558910484Because they’ve only had one good dirter
>>558907004Sorry that you have the homosex
>>558910451The actual horse got raped by a caretaker and suffered some internal damage cause of it which led to a lot of vet visits so Ardan visits the hospital a lot, though the game does not actually clarify that she got raped.
>>558910538is your mom singledo you need a father figure
The best localizers could do is add an option where they keep the romanized version of the jp slang, with added editor's notes to explain the meaning and nuances of said idiomsBehind a paywall, of course
>>558909879If this is true, you should try to fight your anxiety otherwise regrets will only keep pilling up as you grow older.
>the uma that is known for saying gibberish and slangs should not be saying gibberish and slangs in english because.... I can understand them and it makes me cringe noooooI guess bro
>>558910707Bobo sex
>>558910571She won in America not in Japan.It's like saying a Japanese player won the ballon d'or and compare her to some nip that was the MVP of the team that won the Japanese Emperor's soccer cup.
wish i met cute female uma fans
>>558910571
>>558910396DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY IN YOUR MINDWE HAVE TO BE AS ONEDON'T BE AFRAID MY SWEETHEARTTHIS IS THE WAY TO BE MORE STRONG
>>558910774the fuck is a balloon door
>>558910714who washes that?
>>558910791>uma fan>female>cuteYou can only pick 2
>>558910869...female and cute
>>558910869i'll take cute uma male fans too
>>558910869finewish i met cute uma fans
>>558910827Soccer award for the best player in Europe where soccer is taken seriously. The parallel was meant to say dirt racing is not a serious sport in Japan.
>>558910774Exactly. FY won races that matter and people cared. Japan doesn’t have a single dirt race worth watching.
>>558910774She won the Tokyo Daishoten in Japan which is the Arima equivalent for dirt
>tfw falconiggers and NTRnigger actually makes me react negatively to the characters no matter how much I try to dissociate them with the actual charactersDamn I wish my brain didn't work like this.
>>558910869uma fan and female looks can be changed
>>558910809HARBOY MY DEEP SECRETIT MAKES ME SO BLUERUN THROUGH THIS GAMEMY BODY IS DRYI GOTTA FIND OUT WHO FUCKED MY DAD
>>558910148When turbo comes out I will become an onige main.What parents and supports should I be rolling for to prepare for her? IIRC she's still like 9 months away for global.
>>558910809>Kill la Kill aired 13 years ago
>calling Forever Young a she
>>558909879Bro she gave you Mihono Bourbon, the least you could do is buy her dinner. NVM, if I was in your situation I'd just decline and run away.
>>558910954who the fuck cares about soccer lmao
>>558911051name is program
>>558911051aieeeeeee the dox
>>558911035Her body her rules you can’t change her you fucking incel
>>558911051>@VFthese dudes are like roaches polluting every high ranking club
>>558910869Just uma fans is fine, I'm lonely.
https://twitter.com/e_toka_kaku/status/1521113948082241537
>>558911051>he's still mad he got kicked for flatlining
>>558910976Same but with Vivlos Faggot and the umaAt least in my case it's easy to dissociate because I don't watch his videos and he doesn't seem to be posting his ads here anymore
>>558910610YesNoShe is a well-mannered, driven woman who is typically a mix of jovial and serious around home, too. She also loves making jokes in public.>high school>waiting with senior clubmates for my mom to pick me up>she pulls up while we're all guffawing>"Oh my gosh, anon! Were you just telling your friends about how hot your Mom is?!" >guys almost rupture their abdomens laughing while she tells a couple more jokes
>>558910809what the fuck i thought all the lyrics were japanese except "don't lose your way"
>>558911051i'm at least 80% confident that LADYBOY@VF is a satirical name.
>>558911051So...Rebricked 418Autis/uma/ 408Mambo 261
>>558910869https://poal.me/b4zkg4https://poal.me/b4zkg4https://poal.me/b4zkg4
>>558910954>in Europebwo it's a global reward
>>558911204his previous names were girlcock and umankoooo so yeah
>tokai stakes: dirt>teio sho: dirt>tokai teio has G dirtNice game retards
>>558911163Sounds like a keeper. Be right there, I can't wait to meet you, son
Tamamo Cross
>>558911118>he can't recognize what's clearly satire
>>558911230Europe is the only place with serious soccer leagues. Nobody gives a shit about anything else. Like saying basketball outside of the NBA matters at all.
>tfw can know which posts from the thread is from my danchouIt's kind of funny seeing his posts and knowing which ones are from him though not gonna lie>>558911204It is. His previous names were wilder than it currently is
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
>>558911124you have /uma/
>>558910791>>558910869I want to meet a cute Curren fan
Watched the film online already but went to watch it in theaters. I gotta say, the sound was pretty goated in theaters
>>558911090People who aren't low IQ amerimutts
>>558911343Stop stalking your danchou.
>>558911394Well I'm cute on the inside
>>558911401Why'd you take the picture on the ground? Do you need help up?
I figured the event would be over 20 minutes ago. When does it actually end?
>>558911090Spics and yurocucks
Wait so the new tools can just request anything from the servers including races and skills? Whats stopping everyone from going full pokemon cheating autism and min/maxing perfect umas?
>>558911401Idk why the fuck it posted sideways
>>558911374>Druggy eyes
>>558911461click the event and look at the dates listed
f2p decks and sprint/mile rotation is too damn hard to work withand before you ask no SRs dont really get powercrept
>>558911337Ye but it's the best player in the world not in EuropeAlso didn't the mutt NBA all stars get btfo by some Euros a while ago
>>55891146124 hours and 40 mins
>>558911495look at that botter go
>>558911521Fuck off
>>558911343someone already posted this soundpost earlier...
>>558911163Imagine having a literal Rudolf mother. Give her a kiss for me.
>>558911494
>>558911559Bro the euros are what’s in the nba
>>558911465>emulator>potential ban every anni>implying I care so much about the game that I resort to that
>>558911407I can't help it. His posting style and filenames are so distinctive >>558911343First time seeing it oh no
I hate my danchode. I wish bad things would happen to him every day. Get me out of my club.
>>558911495danchou lets poach rugacchi
>>558911630Rudolf has a nice ass
Is Umamusume popular enough in the US that I could profitably operate a 125,000 square foot store dedicated solely to Hishi Akebono x Mejiro Dober yuri manga, do you think?? I'm ready to invest $30 million but I'm not sure
>>558911663Isn't the NBA just American blacks
>>558911690Mambro...
>>558911690What /uma/ club has such a shitty danchou?
>>558911605you have MANT in a fucking week and a half shut the fuck up
>>558911676I enjoy the idea of putting griftubers out of a job.
>>558911374>>558911494Gotta say I'm more into the femboy version, other one is too high pitched for my earsPost more of these please
>>558910954>>558910957the picture of dirt racing painted by falco's career is about a decade out of date. domestic dirt racing is a lot more competitive and a lot more popular, and more horses than just forever young are competing internationally. it's not just a place to send horses who can't compete on turf.
>>558911802Leave them alone bro the club is disbanding
>>558911090Most of the world.More like who the fuck cares about American Football, Basketball and Baseball are at least popular outside of the US
>>558911739t. Digitan
>>558911776Not for the past 15 years
Why is there so much ExPoSuRe going on now?
>>558911816Sadly unless you're actively cancel them, the only force that can take away their jobs is themselves and their not surprising bad decisions
I had a dream that I was being chased by a shota in a field of straw ...
>>558896062sky on my thigh
>>558911820>competing
>>558911802>No fan quotas>Everyone actively plays>Retains A+ for 7 monthsHow is that embarassing?
help. what do i do? it's senior october. After this turn I have>2 free turns>goal japan cup>free turn>goal arimaand still need to do 1 riko recreation.I really wanna take the wits but i'm dangerously close to not capping speed.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
I’m going back to buttsweat next month. I’m tired of nothing but emojis and dirt shoes.
>>558911896If you willingly put your club on display on the club list there will be people posting about them
>>558911896All clubs are imploding in the next 24 hours, might as well say everything you have to say
>>558911809This isn't a JP Thread, retard
>>558912079i do both
>>558896062Ryan? I will buy in
>>558912046He was probably kicked out or rejected
I didn’t play for 2 weeks and Clover Club didn’t boot me
>>558911739>solely to Hishi Akebono x Mejiro Dober yuri mangaWhy those two specifically?
>>558911280Before I arrange the wedding, I will need to see your application, "Father".>>558911630I make sure to, every morning and night!
>>558911776all the players that can actually play ball are balkan slavsblacks only go on court to shoot reels for instagramit's a shitshow of a sport
>>558912079My aces are ready.I won't make parents anymore because MANT is coming soon.I'll later do my daily 2M for my danchou so right now I'm only shitposting and listening to nip vtubers yapping.
>>558912068At that energy level speed unless you are desperate for SP. Also why do you need to do 1 more Riko rec?
>>558896062doto in my boat-o
this is Uma thread I will post every uma
oh great now there's a chrono avatarfag, is umajp really that dead?
PETE MITCHELL GIVE ME STRENGTH
>>558912079>>558911896Cumming inside of Chrono Genesis raw on a dangerous day in her dorm room
>>558912219Message from God
>>558912093My club is on the list but nobody posts about it.
Huh club doxxes are getting deleted? That's new I welcome it
>>558912405
>>558912079runs go in da jar
>>558912472umadash bwo..
>>558912385
>>558912421This leads to painfully rough treatment by Fuji Kiseki, followed by a long stay in prison
>two of the oldest umadachis since the early days died>now fighting for top 100 instead of top 30It's so owari da...
>>558912472dacchisbwos...
>>558912291i guess i don't need to complete her chain if i'm not going for her skill. it's just consistent
>>558912079last update fucked up my app i can only play on phone nowsorry dancho
>>558912742I play on my phone while shitposting on my PC you have no excuse
>>558912472We have healthy number growths unlike those y=x dudes
>>558912421I wish I was Chrono Genesis so this anon would fuck me raw and cum inside and pat my head after I lie on his chest with my tail held high
WHAT THE FUCK??????????
>>558912871
>>558912871acquaintancezoned
>>558911802>we got postedWe're not forgotten
>>558912871sex with this boy
>>558912871This is how boyumas say “I love you”. Get used to it
>>558912871At least you can always be her servant and punching bag.
>>558912871They make comments about bond levels? I have never seen any of those.
>>558911819
>>558912794it is illegal for me to play on phone i am not a zoomer
>>558912871>looks like it won't go up that easilydon't say that...it's just the cold....
>>558912871She should help me get it up then
>>558913231>Maya gives you head>Sweep gives you a spurtIt only makes sense because Sky gives you a rod
>>558910092gold city excepted, those are the BEST posters
>>558913116Does the boomer committee get you for playing a game on your phone, do they revoke your unc certification
>>558913342>Bobo takes the lead
>>558913367>defending this
>>558912871sei-chan is getting too cocky
>>558913073umas get additional home screen lines as their bond and star levels increase, so yes you're missing out if your favorite isn't at 11 bond 5 stars
>>558913556
>>558912860If you were Chrono Genesis I would do that every day where we weren't training or racing
Honestly, I've seen prettier derbies
>>558913612No Gorilla
>>558913692Prove it
>>558913108I'm surprised I'm liking the tomboys more
I still don't have any useful Dirt parents despite grinding nor I started working on my aces for CM10.
>>558913598Well nuts. I'm ~30 pieces away from 5*'ing Fuku. If I can't get that off the free Kita rolls I'll shell out for the statues.
God, I fucking love Bourbon so much
>>558913650Make sure it's prone bone with your arms around my neck
>>558913775>making parents before mant if you don't have dirt parents at this point just take the b finals loss
>>558913904What does MANT have to do with parents?
do front runner benefit from ss+ wit more than from s wit? is worth trying to max it out?
>>558913493we operate on honor system thanks for asking
>>558914015
I saw the movie and a girl sat next to me with her friends and I heard them whispering to each other about how weird everyone else in the theater was. Joke's on her I was staring at her feet the whole time and got a boner and I'm going to jerk off with the memories later.
>>558914015Your ace runs double up as parent runs because you do a zillion races. I still think it is fine to make parents now. You'll need something to bootstrap your MANT run throughs regardless.
>>558913904>he's waiting for MANTlmao
>>558914059makatanefukitane spotted
>>558914015I hope you saved those mile and long pink sparks bro you'll be using them a lot
It's happening
I hope I get a Kitasan with my free pulls then I won't have to buy the uma selector for Seiun.I heard that if you have one of those two, then the other is a perma borrow for fronts.
Think this deck could work?
I'd kill for a club with an active chat. Mine's a shoe wasteland
>>558914241>mile and long pink sparkswtf bwo this is my gaslight please do not steal
>>558914179now post the sparks
>>558914275time to become a Mejiro Maker
>>558913761
>>558914301join Rebricked!
>>558914286Maybe
>>558914301the filter makes it impossible to talk about anything i don't know what you expect
which ones should I use for my front runner? I am borrowing fuku speed
>>558914275I'm fucking retarded>>558914349I will continue the Mejiro bloodline
>>558914275Did you post umanko
>>558914286probably. you better have some good inherited uniques though.
>>558914351Stopt it! I won't fall for tomboy propaganda!
>>558914456I use Dasca and Reddit.
>>558913904You'll still be running URA for parents even during MANT. The only difference is that your aces can also become strong parents.
>>558914456I use Marvy for the THH hint.
>>558914528I hope Ryan is enough... there aren't many good full dirt parents for end closers.
>>558914531Too late, already fell for the boyfag propaganda
>waahhh wahhhh my club doesn't say anything all I see is dirt shoeGay ass nigga say something to kick off a conversation first
>>558914456Tachy for the race bonus or dober for the TE
>>558914301ye*h i r*ally l*ve cl*bs wi*h act*ve ch*ts
>>558914456Marvey Daiwa Tachy and if you want a 4th Ardan
>>558914405Only if they have a guaranteed open slot>>558914446I wouldn't even mind a dicksword if it meant being able to chat with others and to prevent me from burning out
>>558914558URA is already worse than Aoharu bwo, nobody is running that shit when MANT comes out. Only real reason to do URA is cause you're too lazy to do MANT
Um, how am I supposed to do stamina for the MANT long CM if I don't own MLB creek?
>>558914676>I wouldn't even mind a dicksword if it meant being able to chat with others and to prevent me from burning outwhat are wechopped liver
>>558891051erm bwos... isn't this bad? You're gonna make all the normies train taiki now
>>558914726>he lacks critical knowledgethe ura finale spark is really strong. people run ura for it forever.
>>558914662g3t 0n m7 l3v3l n3rd
>>558914738Borrow it?
>>558914759I need a coping mechanism and being able to talk with others surprisingly works well on games. I hate talking to others irl tho
>>558914790nobody cares about that shit spark bwo
>>558914676We have open slots, please join
>>558914738pay up piggu
>>558914618+10 wit
>>558914301I've been saying this for the last four days and all I got was Rebricked exposing their dicksword...
>>558914790you should already have a 9* ura finale parent, you just pass that on to your mant parent
>>558914872okay but what about us
>>558914928retard
>>558914676My club has a discord server but it's fucking dead and only revives during CMs
>>558914804l337 talk actually can't go through the filter
>>558914301Mine is active enough
>at least 2x all of her stats, 4x her speed during senior Milers Cup >my trainee uses head on, mummy and ult>"O MY NSM DRIVE">can't catch up, Vodka winsWhat the fuck is that?
which one anons
>>558915036werks for me
>>558915072Uma is an acceleration game.
>>558914880I'll decide tomorrow>>558914950You're my dacchis so surely the same!
>>558915072>4x her speedActually 3x but still, this shit is rigged.
>>558915036I said N1GG3R because of you...
>>558914876nobody asked if you cared
i hate it when the game wants to push you beyond cap on speedi have 3 wit cards why not push wit?
Who’s actually attracted to Curren
>>558915223Women
>>558915223falco
>>558914880We knowThis slut is always open
>>558915223Falco
>50m3 b17ch 455 f466075 7ry1n6 70 l337 5p34k h0ly fuck 7h47 15 3mb4r4551n6
>>558915223Only faggots, troons, and women not attracted to CurrenWhich one are you?
>>558915129Team Carrot
>>558915223Evil.
>>558915129team carrot 99.9% of the timeblue bloom if you are a retard who buys 3 gold recoveries for long
>>558915129cunny runners
>>558915129all useless except carrot
>>558915223me
Thanks to the anon that helped me with my deck ~2 days ago.Adding Fuku was the right move.
it's weird when people talk about /uma/ clubs because my club is probably one of the oldest ones and no one talks about it
>>558915318>blue bloom if you are a retard who buys 3 gold recoveries for longwe'll see who's laughing come pisces>>558915370what the fuck am I looking at de geso
why is the general so unusable in mutt hours?no one talks about the game but shitposts
imagine not loving bratty step stepsis currencouldn't be me
>>558915435Why the FUCK would you want retards talking about your club?
>>558915435The only club nobody talks about is umadash
>>558915435Who wants to talk about a bunch of oldies?
>>558915302*Beep boop beep* to you too my fellow android
>>558915435Blame your club for refusing to go over B+
>>558915473I talked about the game and you didn't respond so now you have to deal with this
>>558914286>>558914631I was going to stop you, but there's literally no GP with good Spurt+Dirt sparks on Chrono. Perhaps you can cope with Wit Sparks. https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?common_skill_legacy_list=2006400-2&dirt_legacy=3
>>558915510Clanker
she hates me..
>>558915473If you haven't notice yet. The thread kind of slows down leaving only the bad posters during the time /v/ma thread is up
>>558915149>600~700 difference in speedBut shouldn't her top speed should be shit regardless?
How good is welfare Jorsan btw?
>>558915461My best Uma!
>>558915589I’ll kill you
>>558915693death to subhuman tranny jannies allowing a offtopic general on v
>>558900387>he works on weekends
>>558915510I want to fuck a bot now
anything missing from this taiki?
>>558915730>Jorsandamn. I should go to bed
Is race planner worth raising Tachyon's potential?
>>558915571>there's literally no GP with good Spurt+Dirt sparks on Chrono.I know... I spent 5-7 runs every day for several weeks trying and failing to build my own but now it's too late...
>>558900664Don't renew it, you're just feeding the demon
>>558915824>he works
>>558915909Yes
>>558915803Yes, the problem is the other thread, and not the low quality of posters in this one
>>558915720>But shouldn't her top speed be shit regardless?stroke prease understand
>>558900387its saturday
>>558915730Jorsan deez nuts
>>558915482It's funnyI'm considering joining Mambo or autis/uma/ just because of that
But what if I came inside Ardan?
>>558915435but people talk about us all the time mambro
>>558916019>>558915824I have been caught... I'm a neet...
M4k3 4 N3w 7hr34d
>>558915435Dacchisbwo...
>>558915864yeahsovl
>>558916097She needs a haircut
>>558915730King Halo but with race bonus and worse events, a bit less power maybe?
>Falco>End digitanwho should be my third ace...>Mile...probably Taiki...definitely Taikiyeah let's do that
>>558916238how is big tiddy cowgirl sovless
>>558916160n0 w4y f4g
>>558916160post 60 more images and I will
saw a dude pull like four 3*s during the preshowtheater was going nuts
>>558916323>>5589161605hu7 7h3 fuck up y0u n1663r 7r4nn135
>>558916280Pace Taiki
>>558915864Deck?
hello kitasan????rice??????falco??????
horse ahh uma
>>558916412
>>558916439Doto wouldn't do this
>>558916483>MLB BakushinBUUUHIIIIIIII
>>558915693/v/ma threads are surprisingly fun. Been going there because you fucks kept mentioning them. I thought that hellhole of a board is just /pol/ bait now and lost all its sovl plenty of years ago but turns out there's still some sovl left
>>558915864NSM?
>>558915864nice speed star bwo
>>558916509i used ticket + gem on it tho >>558916539inconsistent cuz late race begins on a corner>>558916589fuck you neigha
>>558916375The theater should beat him to death for being a luckshitter
>>558915864Your Mile S?
>>558916531>just /pol/ bait now and lost all its sovlthat's just /tv/, if not the site as a whole
>>558916531NOOOOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY POSTING THERE YOU HAVE TO WAGE AN ETERNAL BROTHER WAR AGAINST THEM NOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING FRIENDLY AAAHAHHHGGGHHH*withers away as the shining pure light of your heart burns his wicked flesh*
>>558916531I would read those except there's no good way to filter out the rest of the entire board for them. Not interested in the average /v/ screeching in our lord's year of 2026.
sweepy, scan that bottom race option
saw a tranny in drag pull his dick out in the pre-show
Why is Bakushin like this?
>>558916687That was me, sorry
you guys realize that the rest of 4chan views /vg/ the same way you view /v/
>>558916737This is what would happen to pedo freaks in the uma universe
/v/ma is getting too smug.
guyswe are WAY behind image limit schedule
>>558916776The rest of 4chan considers /v/ to be the shittiest board on this site bro, there's a reason the term /v/ermin became a thing
>>558916830But flower was the one that started coming onto her trainer...?
>>558916760Teiofag?
>>558916965>/v/ is the worst>not /b/ or the gov plant /pol/
>>558916965/vg/ is part of the /v/sphere.
>>558916965/vg/ is called a containment board for a reason
>>558916965have you seen /vt/
+1
>>558916805>making plans for the futureMy fucking heart
>>558916996Falcoxister
Favorite post in this thread?
>>558917112when someone beat witgod in a CM
>>558916680sweepy, scan current race choices. Optimize for Etsuko boosted rewards post-race. Shift the quantum career seed onto a timeline where mayano doesn't give me agemasen. Update the inline gantt chart with rest events that specifically grant 70 energy. Oh, and insert the packet that guarantees +5 carets in race rewards.
>>558917034If /v/ was split up 8 different times doesn't it make sense that /v/ is the containment board
>>558917072Trainers really should just marry their umas
>>558916965>Still trying to do the "muh board identity" in 2026Are you not embarrassed saying shit like this
>>558917112>>558896547
>>558917112my own
>>558917136never happened
>>558917112whenever teioposter does the needful
>>558916668Just filter by posts per minute, it's always the fastest thread on the board
https://x.com/Notsu311406/status/2027630188989976738MAMBO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>558917020When you talk about shit boards you think of blue boards, all red boards are trash.
>>558917172I am incapable of shameShame feels badWhy would someone experience it to satisfy you
>>558917262but remember uma musume EOS is next week, dead game, zero playerbase
>>558917058Didn't that shit heap basically die after the hack?
/b/ used to be fun
>>558917387It's been 18 years, grandpa.
>>558917341I was just about to post that lol
>>558917341FUCK YOU MAMBO I WANTED TO GO TO DUBAI NEXT WEEK
>>558917435
>>558917387It's not 2006 anymore.
damn this chick thirsty af
>>558917072Would her older sister approve of you as Ardan's husband?
>>558917180Dead beat father
>>558917341So this is what mambo danchou was busy with this past month...
I’m fucking Dober
>>558917659no need for curse words dober.
Jannies wonTrannies wonRyanFags won
>>558917659No, you're not.
>>558917549do your legend races
