Previous: >>558917962>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Everyone is being gaslit by fake imagery front to back
Rickey!
umarape
I still dont know if i should roll for fine motion...
>>558935447Pulling for Ayabe, Dia and Bright
>>558935539Sex with this dog in the front and in the back
literally WHO?
>>558935587You should already have MLB Fine Motion
So questionI'll be in japan for the middle of march, so I obviously cant log in on my pc for the rewards for 1st anni part 2. Do I need a vpn or something to log in with my phone to the game while there?
>>558935570Basiert.>>558935587It's a good card, stop being a homo without carats.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1984440359402029408Thoughts on Cygames skipping MANT?
>>558935608*loves you*
>>558935687that's oguri bro
Eishin Flash her tits
>>558935731yeppers
Trackblazer is going to be a custom scenario made specifically for global because Cygames knows mant is dogshit hence the name change. Cygames has been in the business for too long to release an update that almost killed their game.
>>558935539>fake imagery bro...https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027926879723000257?s=20
Brian LOVE
>>558935731Yeah, you want a VPN.I traveled to korea for a week and NordVPN worked fine for playing Uma.
Hey Danchode, short month huh? Guess I won't quite hit the quota, you get it though right?
>>558935805
>>558935687Cinderella gray cour 2
>>558935803>>558935840Well shit.
>>558935782>>558935805Now THIS is some hyper cope, and I'm very much in the cope camp about TB.>>558935826I didn't mean that image...
>>558935710>>558935376Can some anon confirm. Rolling on FineMo the day NTR banner drops for a chance of Ayabe SR would be huge.
what's your march plans? >tfw dia and kitasan
>>558935857
>>558935953just kitasan, then I'll save until SMaru
>>558935551Can't wait for this absolute cutie. Good thing I already have a guarantee and she comes out some time in July.
>>558935787
>>558935953Kita then save for speed Maru and Nishino Flower
Rolling for Ayabe?http://poal.me/t27cdxhttp://poal.me/t27cdxhttp://poal.me/t27cdx
>>558935798>learns to talk to server directly>now had headless clients that can be ran on multiple accounts doing hundreds of runs a day gathering data>starred repo: UmaAIuh ohhttps://github.com/SweepTosher?tab=stars
>>558935551I will not trust this uma around my furniture.
>>558935447>Global Release Date: 24 Jun, 2025>March 2026>1st Anniversary
>>558935857It's Danchode's fault desu. It's his duty to rape every member in the club AT LEAST once per month. If he doesn't, he can't complain.
>>558935953Dia-chan is literally the only thing I want this month.Next month is cheerleader neicha.
>>558935539meisho doto desuu....
>>558935953Kitasan then save up for SMaru/FM
>>558935608
>>558935953For me it's mambo
>>558935953just a yabby
>>558935947You can check it yourself ingame. Check the pools of older banners if they have the newer concurrently running ones.
>>558936076forgot to remove quote
>>558935447Retards
>Ask her why she's wearing her signature racewear>She asks if she looks strange>I say no>She runs awayWoman moment
What do you like most about Super Creek?
>>558936212cope tranny
>>558935608ardan drained me and filled my tummy with lovely-dovey romance so now I kinda don't feel like rolling for dia.
>the one time I want Memeproof>Brian fucks off
>>558936171
>>558935959I wish my danchou was a Rice...
>>558935447It's just weird they didn't include Trackblazer in the illustration when they haven't done that before. This is pretty telling it's either:1.) They are delaying scenario due to its reputation2.) Enabling additional qol for the scenario to make it less 'intense'3.) Just forgot to attach it
>>558936212>mid-March>not in the schedule for MARCH when Aoharu was in the schedulethink
Mid March is March 15 retards
>>558935447are the paid selectors in part 1 or later
>>558935953Same
>>558936272they literally posted a day ago retards
>>558936076Sweepy is getting suc ha huge upgrade one he adds this tool and his other thing together
>>558936258She's wholesome and sweet af. The cowtits are a great bonus.
>>558936313
Since Cygames are skipping MANT should we start building Aces for Pices right now
>>558936186Oh that's true I can do that. Thanks.
>>558935953I am ready
>>558936412Look at her go!
>>558936414yeah start building parents too
>>558936440Old banners don't get new cards, you can roll FineMo when her banner comes out if you want.
post yfw MANT is kill
mid march is actually the second and third week of the month :)
>>558936467feet
>>558936580GLOBAL won so hard it's not even funny.
wake me up when MANT gets re-announced and people start to scream while schizos start to yell cheering and laughing
end is near homer.jpgit's so over bros.... mant is the literal black plague for uma
>>558935891Just get a vpn with a free option like windscribe if all you're doing is wanting to log in as a diff region
>>558936580
>he didn't build aces for CM waiting for MANTtopkek
>>558936314Probably 3, if they were going to delay it they wouldn't have announced it multiple times to be coming in March.Either way we'll find out the truth soon enough. I have no horse in this race either way
Vivlos vtuber is in contact with cygames right now to confirm if they just forgot to put mant in the graphic. We'll know in a few hours.
>>558936826Tell him to attach a jpeg of his butthole to the email
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SKIP MANT I RECORDED 6 HOURS OF VIDEO GUIDES FOR IT
>>558936928Vivlos is a cute girl
>>558935551rickey onee-chan...
>>558936737
I'm gone on holiday the day before MANT comes out and I'm coming back on Round 1 Day 1. It's over
MANT isn't so bad, gwos. We'll get lots of great parents and the music is cool.
>>558937031>tits so huge they're showing from behindaaaaaaaa seex with gentle wife
>>558937031>both milk from behindough...
>Bro you HAVE to roll for christmas oguri>Can't use her on sprint CM>Can't use her on Dirt CM>Can't use her on upcoming long CMShe's been sitting on the bench for nearly 2 months now, she isn't usable again until CM12, we will probably have evolved skills by then and she wont even be that strong anymore
>>558937073It don't take much to have better music than Aoharu.
>>558936314TB was already announced a few days ago, Aoharu wasn't announced in advance
>>558937139This is because you’re too retarded to use her
>>558935953MatikanetenhausserMejiro Bright
>>558937139>still rolling for fraud horses even after the SMaru fiascoI bet you rolled for VBourbon too
>>558937139>Can't use her on sprint CM>Can't use her on Dirt CM>Can't use her on upcoming long CMIt's impressive that you managed to list three things wrong
>>558936104Why not? Don't you want luckmax?
>>558935828that's a face not even a mother can love
>>558937139Here is your (You)
WHY DOES SHE LOWROLLSTOP LOWROLLING
>>558937305She's perfectly usable for Pisces thoughbeit
>>558935608That's kind of cute...
>>558935608I already married Ardan, so please keep your distance.
22 days before dia-chan...
>>558937208>>558937312>>558937383She got raped in sprint CMs, she is currenmtly getting raped in dirt CM lobbies, her ult is AGAIN unuseable on the next Long track. I'm lucky I got her in 50 pulls, f I had to spark on her I would be pissed.
>>558935608wahey!
>>558937305>>558937524She's perfectly usable for Aquarius too, if you love her enough.
>>558937661>She got rapedYou mean >I got raped because I'm retarded
>>558937524piscis is her territory, better skip to CM12 bud
>>558937661Wrong. You’re just stupid. Be smarter.
>>558937737Who says you can't use both? I plan to, along with Rice
>>558936298
I'm sorry danchou...
>>558935608I’m already drained after the Valentine Bourbon banner, but I managed to get my oshis, Bourbon and Flash. Ardan is lovely, but my next targets are MLB SSR Fine Motion and Kitasan Black. had to skip her.
>>558937737you need to field two nigekiris
>>558937305VBourbon is valid. She's just a frontrunner with groundwork and a mid-race unique. No gimmick, just a solid pick.
>>558937881double front is not a good strategy doesn't matter how many sloptubers lie to you, it has never been and it will never be
Is Sweep in april?
>>558937312I haven't seen anyone post a single XOguri build for this CM and the last.
>>558937735cope lol>>558937739your vagueposting doesn't work on me tranny
Danchou if you are reading this post, I would like to announce that I'll be only doing 1 career per day just to clear my dailies until MANT.
>>558937968Cope endpoor
>wow i can't believe nobody is using this uma on two extremely specialized back to back CMs guess he's badi expected /uma/ to have above room temperature IQ but i guess that's too much of an ask
>>558938008>>558938040>help me with my XOguri buildIf you had just come out and asked, sure, but you had to be a faggot about it
MANT or no MANT, they will drink the spicy juice, there is no escape.
>>558938136why the fuck did you expect thatthis is a retard thread
>>558938120paceCHADS rule this world tho
wish i had meta melon tits
>>558938110I wish I had the room to keep a giant Dia plushie. Those things are so freakin cute. I can afford it, just dont have the space for it.
>Random turf G2 gets me more fans than a dirt G1Will this injustice ever be corrected?
>>558938189
Makes worthless all the weeks you spent training front runnersGives a win to the third guy who only registered his tt end closer urara
>>558938324Sorry anon but if you want popular dirt races you gotta go to america or saudi arabia
>You're wrong about Oguri being bad for the last two CMs>A-a-a-actually she's specialized and those don't countCool backpedal Dunning Kruger-kun>>558938165Why would I? I didn't roll for her because I don't lack the critical thinking functions to know that the first CM she's good in is Aries.
>>558938181I can't wait to forcefeed my trainees. There will be an extra large load of my cum in every drink.
>>558938324Dubai just got bombed so it's time to say goodbye to that inflated prize pool
my fucking dick
i'm neutral about MANT but do you guys don't want to play a new mode?
she's good in the next next cm trust me
>>558938136did you know that 4chan.org has a reply feature that you can use by clicking on the numbers in the top right of every post
>>558937998If only, she won't be until around Gemini rerun at this rate.
>>558938492test
>>558937661you are fucking retarded
>>558938461I'm already playing MANT..
>>558938423i bet it will barely scratch it
>>558938550saved
>>558938189>>558938343I love draft horses. Absolute units.
call the spark
MANT is cancelled, Trackblazer is a different scenario.
>>558938423only the shitty man-made islands that were going to sink in 5 years anyway got bombed
>>558938591It feels like anyone that's done at least 50+ fan runs are gonna coast through MANT with little to no issues.
>>558938492He's a cowardly bitch too stupid to debate and he knows it.I know you're reading this.
>>5589387023* Mile 3* power 3* URA Finale and a lot of white sparkscongrats anon!
you probably shouldnt use 2 support card selectors and a rainbow crystal on finemoseems like a bit much, doesnt it?
>>558938008The Japs were retarded, she is incredibly mid outside of her ult.>15% stam growth>All her innate skills are stam recovery>(Long) velocity skillOh but wait, pace chasers/late surgers suck on Long CMs, so the above is useless except for the very specific arima kinen racetrack which is the only Long CM where her ult works. She can't run mile or sprint either cause again bad ult timing. Don't worry though, for Taurus Cup Merchants she is guaranteed the victory, 30k carats well spent
>>558938702Power 1 Late 3fewer than 5 white sparks
Wow, this is the first time an SR ticket actually upgraded to SSR for me.
>>558938761I've used Fine Motion my 1LB and MLB, doesnt seem much of a difference.
>MANT confirmedpost your S-ranks anons
>>558938760wow anon you were right, incredible, umazing, I'll cry if it were real>>558938817RUDE
>UM ACTUALLY IT'S TRACKBLAZER NOT MANTNo.You vill play goo goo babies with your umas.You vill eat the veggies like a good boy.You vill Make A New Trainee.And you vill be happy.
>>558938904>post your S-ranks anons....
>>558938849Also monthly SSR ticket. At least it's not a dupe, I guess.
>>558938492testosterone
march
sex
love gaslighting people over MANT/TB
This is the only general in /vg/ where guides are never made>Buh muh OP!Nothing useful is in there.
>>558938960I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will impregnate her with three kidsI will be happy
>>558939012oh my lord it even has disgusting dreads. nigger umas are fucking gross. maybe even more gross than Ryan.
the kid needs guides to play
>>558939057okay heres yuor guide>have 18* parents with decent pinks>2 speed 3 wit 1 riko for 10~20% umas>3 speed 2 wit 1 riko for 0%>highroll>get fast learner if possibleenjoy platinums
>>558938960I wish this was what I was being told everyday via subliminal messaging
>>558939016Spreading misinformation and making /uma/ spend time and carats on garbage is the best.
>>558939057Shit general. Doesn’t deserve proper guides
>>558939057You're crazy if you think I'd believe any guide that came from this place
What will be THE gaslight that bricks millions during MANT.
>>558938409I didn't roll for HOguri when Witgod said she was only good for 2000-2500m races. Being only good for 1/4 distances is a bad investment, and even then not she's not an instawin on those like we've seen in that one CM though honestly I can blame sloptubers for the massive gaslight campaign with straightaway rec.
>>558939057>Nothing useful is in there.It also hasn't been updated in FOREVER because only normalfag trannies make new threads at this pointIt's a glorified /v/ thread
>>558939265Anything that VF puts out
>>558935953dia
>>558939265you NEED >70 RB
>>558939265SSR NTR.
>>558939057Adding guides is vandalism
>>558939265ayabe guts
>>558939265there will be people who pull on throne in spite of everything.
>>558939265Use your selector on Oguri this is what I plan to do
SO MANY BLUE BUBBLES I GOT THE GOLD SKILLS RANK TEAMALL CIRCLES
>>558939265this one >>558939395NTR is laughably bad post MANT its not even funny
>>558939450Haha...
ayabe umanko
>>558939450Aoharu is bullshit
>>558937139I rolled for love, metafags wouldn't understand, and I'm gonna do it again for the anime version.
Under no circumstances should NTR be in your borrow slot.
>>558939057We have a Youtuber called VF that posts here and posts guides on his Youtube. What else do you want?
>>558935608she's so precious
Seeing the misinformation about Fine Motion convinced me to skip and instead pull Summer Maru
>>558939057I've been trying to help people since release day but they still fall for shit like rolling for FM or NTR because I'm not brown enough
>>558937139>>558939563>>558937661UhOguri can't do the long CM? Is it just the usual end closer slop then or new gimmick?
>>558939265Race Bonus. It's extremely overrated and getting good gold skills and trainings from cards is way better.
>>558939585I'm going to borrow her because I like the character.
>>558939563thats my danchou!
>>558939663>new gimmickballroom seiun + kitasan
>>558939601witGOD said if you don't pull for finemo your account is bricked forever THO
>>558939310https://youtu.be/BanLoxcUpMwanon, this sloptuber said xoguri was the winningest uma in cm8....
Almond Sexo
>>558939776>ballroom seiunOh godoh fuckI just realized that's going to be the new gaslight character
>>558939265Whatever it is it will never be as big of a brick as encouraging people to roll for summer flopuzensky
really tired of the "hehehe look mom i'm gaslighting lol it's everything in the thread should just be bullshit :^)" shtickno surprise people have been posting less here, general really is in an awful spot
did they just remove mant?
>>558939779witgod is usually right but it's baffling that he recommends the finemo/smaru rerun
>>558939906Yeah, they replaced it with trackblazers
>>558939663>Oguri can't do the long CM?She can, but her main trigger will be the scenario skill you get from MANT (The First Star), which activates anywhere in the second half of the race.
>>558939904sssssssssex
I still dunno why people act like this was the biggest gaslight everShe won me two CMs, her career is fun and piss easy, and she makes PP hard. Where's the scam?
>>558939779That doesn't apply to me I'm going to save for months
waheyyyy
>>558939995Nowhere. It's just Falco rollers coping.
>>558939995That, my friend, is called a "double gaslight"Where, calling something a gaslight, is a gaslight itselfShe only becomes useless after her card gets released and that won't in a few months
So, /uma/, I know we are full of gaslighters right now, but I really have to ask:I currently have 0LB Finemo, 2LB Creek and 3LB NN.I also still have the crystal. With the two selectors coming up, I thought of MLBing NN and Creek, and not pulling on Finemo banner.Should I be doing that?
>>558939995>her career is fun and piss easycome on anon this is a copeif she's an oshi pull then you don't need to defend it
>>558939947How is it baffling?It's not just for finemo's sake, smaru's debut banner comes with the dogshit nakayama fiesta cardpeople always point out "oh finemo is almost done" but never point out smaru is in the same exact situation as her
>cm in 2 days>my last ace isn't readyCan a FR with only Dirt B survive?
STOP TALKING ABOUT FINEMO
>>558939995she was supposed to be mandatory in order to compete in multiple CMs, but she's just been a decent choice in a handful of CMs.
>>558940137Yes, Creek has priority over NN but yeah, that's the smart choice.
>>558940137yesenjoy MANT on easy mode with MLB neicha
what's the best view to masturbate to sumaruzen entirely within the game
>>558940137Creek has no use anymore outside of building for long and it's already good enough with your number of copies, and Natie is better than Fine Motion in every way
>>558940157???Smaru is literally THE ULTIMATE fan autism character BECAUSE her career is comically easy, the fuck are you talking about?
>Browns think that if a better card releases, then everything before that is worthlessjust link the youtube video where some chinese teenager or obese gay man tells me to spend $1200 a month
Round
>>558939904Fuji wife
>>558940137you pull on finemo if you dont have an SSR wityou have an SSR wit, and a good one, so don't bother pulling on finemo.and if you can get Creek MLB too even better. you could potentially hold all the way to light hello with just that
It's not gaslighting because I genuinely believe that the things I say are true. I don't know if I'm mistaken or not, but if you get misled by the information I post it's on you for not verifying with easily accessible sources.
>>558940326
>>558935805>has yet to add anything new to global, only releasing things early>somehow there are actual people who think cy will change anything
You guys are literally playing the "stack wit cards" mode RIGHT NOWLITERALLY RIGHT NOWand yet somehow no one seems to imagine using finemo and ramonu at the same time.
>>558940137CM11 will be the only time you will actually need Creek for a CM until 2027. During MANT you get enough stamina for the mediums to not need a stamina card and during GL you need to run 3 speed 2 wit and use umas with inherent recovery.
>>558940463yeah i'm gonna be stacking ramonu and bourbon or ramonu and CB because i'm not a paceslopper
Almost time
>>558940065i dont get it
>>558940079
>>558940065truly a yamato nadeshiko behaviour
>>558935805the simplest fix they could do is make Aptitudes not Matter in MANTit would essentially even the floor for every uma, even if some would benefit more than others.but Cygames wont do that because they really like the spark system giving them free player retention
FM copers are so funny, they never give any reason to genuinely roll for her other than uh............................. it's an SSR I guess
>>558940431I don’t know why but Oguri looks so hot here
>>558940535virgin detected
>>5589400796 7 HOLY SHIT 6 76 7SIX SEEEEVEN
FUCK I DIDNT WATCH THE STORY YETWOW FLASH AND BOURBON HAVE NICE TITS
>>558940463I'm a frontgawd and I have to roll for FM/Smaru because it's the best value even though I'm going to use BourbonWit+Ramonu later.
>>558940463nigga you don't know anything. In the future, only one card of each type is used along with two speed cards
>>558940593Jordan looks so slutty
>>558940431They're literally normies or tourists who'll drop the game in less than a month anyways>>558940463You're talking about whales so unless it's the new hotness it's irrelevant, and fm is literally a release card so it's already outdated to them
>>558940606No, not really, you usually sacrifice a guts card or power card.
>>558940606Her collection of souls…
>>558940564>rainbow with your cope tachyon or marvsun card>+18 wit>rainbow with FM>+38 witDo you need it simplified any more?
>>558940643>They're literally normies or tourists who'll drop the game in less than a month anywaysgod I hope
>>558940606That doesn't happen until L'Arc. You'll still use FM with Ramonu during GM unless you're going for a different style wit card. FM's 10 RB is very useful since Ancestors has 0, and Ramonu and Kitasan have 5 each.
finefaggots see this and tremble in fear
>>558940606>speed, stam, pow, guts, wit, friend, second speedSounds good to me!
>>558940589huh?
>>558940684FM doesn't give rainbows and she doesn't give Speed Star, so fuck her
I still don't know what to do with this >No fm, not enough carats to get her this banner>No creek>MLB Kita
If you're gonna skip FM you need to have a good reason and well put together pull plan to justify it.this is her only banner for the next 4 months and not having a wit SSR at this stage is kinda cringe
Kinda funny the cope seems a lot stronger lately.
>>558940746holy shit 5 extra rb
does grand live start with the light hello/tachyon banner or with the 1.5 anniversary?
>>558940754super creek is respecting her torena by giving him space when he needs it, to which tamamo cross is surprised initially, as she suspected that super creek would always pamper those she loves, but its purely because she loves her torena that she is giving him the space that he needs to recuperate, showing she truly loves him and is deserving of the praise from tamamo cross at the end
>>558940807Which makes a significant difference if it pushes you from 30 to 35.
>>558940790name a single advantage having a wit SSR over a SR has. if your answer is b-b-b-but speed star then you already lost
>TB will release after CM is overI HAVEN'T MADE PROPER ACES BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE SCENARIO WOULD BE OUT BY DAY 2FUCK CYGAYS
>>558940769creek is the better long term choice no cap
>>558940746>You'll still use FM with Ramonu during GM unless you're going for a different style wit cardthat's a really generous way to say "you'll use FM with Ramonu during GM if and only if you're training a pace chaser"
>>558940684I thought TE matters the most
>>558940806You're double coping
There's so much gaslighting I don't know what to do so I just do nothing and now I have 100k carats as f2p
>>558940790Here's my plan
>>558940137something people confuse the repeated 'meta' SSRs for is that there are several SSRs all kinda around the same level. For example; kita/maya/biko/baku - theyre really all in the same tier where they could carry your deck. It's just that Kita is the overall best package but really not by a large margin. Same goes for NN vs FM.
im gonna use a ticket on finmo to MLB her then jerk off to super creek!
I need sweaty post race umanko on my face
>>558940892you can actually cap wit in a reasonable timeframe without sacrificing other statsits not complicated
>>558940916You should look into which bonuses are additive and which ones are multiplicative
>>558940790>not having a wit SSR at this stage is kinda cringecan you explain why without quoting a youtuber?people just stare at finemo's big rainbows and ignore the 10 other turns she's schlicking in guts and praying for mega-highrolls every run is MUCH more cringe
>>558940643>normies or touristsLike who? You guys have been saying 'they'll drop the game any minute now' but it has been nine months. The normalfags and tourists who got tired of this game stopped playing around autumn and didn't look back, you're dealing with a different crowd of retards
>>558940875holy shit the +3s become +4
>>558941003TE is multiplicative though?
>>558940207>1 (accelerated) year in and people still forget CM doesnt actually start for 4 days after 'start'
>>558940892SSR wit card make bigger number than wit SR cardyour move
>>558941070normies and tourists don't come at only one time, they appear every so often when the climate is right
I'm really glad I don't care about winning CM this bad because I can't fathom giving this much of shit about cards especially when they'll get cycled in and out of usefulness quickly thanks to the accelerated schedule
>>558940874oh, thanks!
>>558940790i'm pulling umamusumes justified by my penis
if you're pulling any cards just for the welfare scenario you might be retarded
>>558940942Every time I see this my brain meltslike is this just the mother of all highrolls or is MANT actually that easy? NO OTHER youtuber seems to be able to get these kind of numbers with f2p cards
>pls pull fine motion and ignore summer maru or tachyon! I need to compete pls....NO.
>>558941069You have never once hit a high wit stat with 2 sr wit cardsthat should be enough justification
>>558940912F2P with low carat income probably won't have a card for each of the other styles and might need to borrow a different card, e.g. Ruby Power, Gold City Guts, Symboli Kris S Stamina for that first long before Manhattan comes out.
>>558941117in 1 out of 100 runs maybe, bitch never actually shows up in wit training
Not trying to spread misinfo but I just want to chime in. Roll FineMo if you can afford to spark, waiting for her rerun is the dumbest thing to do and Maru is useless compared to Tachyon unless you're focusing fronts. Nov is in 8 months, you’ll have EIGHT MONTHS to benefit from it before she’s crept by Ramonu. That’s three full scenarios and a solid justification to go roll for it.If you're still making an excuse, that’s entirely a (You) issue.
>>558941087which can add up to +20 every stat, at least right now.
>>558941109Dude I've been training this one since the end of last cm and nothing is useful a whole week is too little time
You retards are still clueless about the game 8 months after it released on global and need brown faggots to tell you what to do
what if i want mr cb instead
>>558941003anyone who buckets the terms into "additive" and "multiplicative" doesn't understand maths
>>558941241>NO OTHER youtuberWitgod made a video in MANT back then making fun of all the bitches saying MANT is impossible because they have no SSRs. He knows ball.
>2 SR wit cards are not enough to cap witthis general gets more retarded by the minute
Mentally ill horses
Cream pieing Fine Mo over and over and over
>>558941246>things no one saidYou're supposed to pull all of themIn tachyon's case mlb if you're paceshitter, if not just spark for hello
>>558941241Don't believe anything you see here. I've reviewed past japanese streams running guts deck and this shit happens 1 out of 10 races. It's inconsistent as fuck
>>558941297
>>558941257NTA but there's quite literally a screenshot of some youber capping wit with two SRs like a couple posts above you, poor timing
>>558941302hooooly shit worth
>>558940790I already have all the reasons from watching an autist playing and showing all his tips and tricks and he actually enjoys MANT gameplay so I'm ready for the scenario without the help of Finemo
>>558941390Post your 2 SR wit capped uma
There’s no point arguing with VFaggots unless you’re also going to argue in bad faithThis is entertainment for them
>all this arguing about capping wit>Meanwhile I can't even cap speed without at least 3 speed cards.Everyone is a whale except for me.
>>5589415041101 wit is not capped.
A b-b-b-BUHI?
>throw a final 10 roll at V.B before banner ends>get Boh well, I'll take it. Didn't have her. This game really throws some weird hooks at ya
mlb wit teio instead
>>558941297>>558941448jordan is so fucking hot bros I'm cumming my pants post more
>>558941569oh that's right I was looking at the gutswell I'm sure someone can survive with 90 less with and save sixty thousand carrots
>>558941532whale general
im actually starting to hate this general tbdesueverything i say gets deflected back to some youtuber i dont even watch just because our opinions happened to be the same?what the fuck
>>558941293>Not trying to spread misinfo>Maru is useless compared to Tachyon unless you're focusing fronts.
bitching about finemo highrolls and then willingly choosing to run team Spica + Guts you people do not fucking know what youre talking about die off
>>558941645Sloptuber general aka gaslight central
>>558941587>she give me the gluck gluck till I buhi
Can everyone stop gaslighting each other and go back to being horny for horses?
Maybe it's sour grapes but every time i've ever borrowed MLB SSR finemo i feel she's not that crazy, sure speed star is a good skill but overall i feel the SR options are better, could also be shit luck
Do NOT 5* your favourite uma. The increase (+20 all stats) is negligibleDO MLB Fine Motion. The extra RB could give you +20 all stats under some conditions.Wit has diminishing returns. You don't need more than 600, much less cap it.DO MLB Fine Motion though. You need to cap wit. 1100 is not enough.
>>558941693>>558941709I HATE HELIOS
>>558941652Why are your opinions wrong
>>558941743Okay
>>558941681>>558941743Nyo.
i'm ok with relying on highrolls if i save 60k carrots
Bros, I'm still unsure on when to pull for FM. With my deck, is it better to pull for her with Kawakami or Maru? Maru banner has more value, but is it worth it to have FM 5 months earlier?
>>558941709>bitching about dei, negros and muh inclusivity globohomo agendays today>when cygays LITERALLY gave the spotlight and meta relevance to a bunch of SPICSDisgusting! frfr
>>558941791El Sexo Pasa
if this Fine Motion shilling cycle comes back once NTR releases I'm gonna fucking lose it, and it 100% will
>>558941532/uma/ is genuinely crazy whale, even moreso than other gacha generalsLike, think about the current topic: fine motion. The support card yeah? Remember all the anons posting screenshots of having her MLB already?SHEHASNEVERHADABANNERLet that sink in
>>558941765Yes, please show up in my CM races with 600 wit, I support you 100%.
>>558941810I love it when usually threatening looking umas do these idol dances and look so cute the gap moe is irresistible I'm die I love Brian I love Rudolf I love Taishin
>>558941693>Maru is useless compared to Tachyon unless you're focusing fronts.Genuinely true though?>THE SCALING TEYea so she'll spend 90% of the career with subpar TE and reach her fabled 25 TE during the final 3 ura finale turns
>>558941879You didn't reroll for MLB FM?
>>558941820You don’t have any good speed cards. Brickakami might unironically improve your account
>>558941791would el cp rather be seen without mask or without panties
>>558942023>el cpUnfortunate acronymPanties
>>558941987>this tired assumption again50% or more of this general are kitasan rerollers
>>558941581Cute girl
>>558941532If you can't cap speed with just MLB Kita and Sweepy then it's a skill issue I'm afraid
>>558942021>Yankeeso they still call criminals that huh
>>558941879>got 1lb fine through rerolling>luckshit 1 copy from rolling riko/rice>use free ssr (+1 copy)>use november lb crystal (+1 copy)>waiting for free anniversary ssr (+1 copy)
>>558942073That's a man
>finemo banner fast approaching>finemo rerollers writhes in pain as they soon lost their advantage>gaslight in full force We've seen this happen with kitasan, it's the same shit
>>558941791She looks a little preggers here
>can't trust youtubers>/uma/ literally can't agree on anythingwhy is this game so fucking hard to just get simple advice in?Do I need to go to a discord?
>>558942148Cutest man I've ever seen
Kitasan Black but cooler.
>>558942192by me
>>558942194Yeah, go to the VF cord.
>>558942148men look like this? ZAMN
>>558941993I thought Kitasan and Kingu are enough, I usually cap speed with them
>>558942174>We've seen this happen with kitasan...did we see that?
>>558942219Ace is just a Ryuko clone without any sauce tho
>>558942205Sex with this boy
>>558942219Kitasan Black if she was a boy
>>558941532When I said /uma/ A+ ~ S clubs use discord, its not a lie.When I said 70% of /uma/ are paypigs, its not a lie.
Anyone who pulls fine motion deserves to be bricked. If you already have Kitasan Mlb, just borrow FM and save like crazy for Ramonu, which will have a useful life of one year and seven months
>>558942219Kitasan blue
>>558942219Kitasan if she wasn't a whore
>>558942148A super cute girl.
>>558942304Cute newfag
>>558942219Ace' pussy on my dick.>Kita is a clone of Izuna>Ace is a clone of KitaIT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
>>558942219I need to find out more about this girl so I can understand why yumes like her so much
>>558942320her soft slit blouse is sexy
>>558942261Don't they just tell you to MLB every fucking SSR support card? It's just gigawhales there, yeah?
>>558941978no, because from now on training facilities level up by training on them and also by other means e.g. MANT items or l'arc goalstraining facilities only hitting level 5 in senior year is strictly unity cup
Stop calling everyone with short hair boys
>>558942296*were
>>558942323But Kitasan is a boy(stallion).
>>558942342But she's blacker than Kitasan Black...
Is mambo retarded?
>>558942205Sex with this femcel
>>558942337>borrow FM>meaning you can't borrow NTR or fukuyou are making a pretty BIG assumption with that post anon
>>558942423Love having sexing BOYS with huge tits!
>>558942423boys with bazonkas...
>>558942382she's a boy
i have a fever and sore throat and i can't sleep
>>558942296Kingu has no RB, and your Kita isn’t MLB
>>558942461she's just a little silly
>>558942423sex with... men...
>>558942382she has a low voice
>>558942423He was right
>>558942423>>558942523Are these the only two?I think I'm starting to like boys...
>>558935953
>>558942379>>558942523why is EVERY TIME someone soundposts this song it's some boy-coded umawhy are so many you fucking GAYBE ATTRACTED TO FEMININE WOMEN WITH FEMININE FEATURES YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAKS STOP MAKING RYAN OPs
>>558942539Been struggling with one for two weeks, sore to hell throat on week one. Good luck anon!
>>558942539have some non caffeinated tea and paracetamol, maybe some antihistamine for sleep
>>558942415The VF cord loves helping newbiesJust go there
>>558935953I'm going to Epsatono Island, seems like a cool place
>>558942304Here's some refresher >>550337241 >>550336073 >>550336386 >>550336895
>>558942537>>558942585>Open a playlist with her story>Smooth, deep and cool voiceHoly fuck
>>558942321I cant wait for shakur
>>558942629We love boys here
>>558941681>I love youaaaaaaaah
sex with boys
>>558942695Huh, I'll admit I'm wrong, I love a good grudgepost
>>558942541Damn, I wanted to save up carats...
>suddenly boyposting
>558942629>Be attracted to feminine women1. You're insecure2. I'm into both, including lolis AND hags.3. My dick says "ERECT!" so I say "CUM!">>558942709cuuuuuuuuute
>donut steele OC
>smaru/finemo rerun is only a few days after 1.5 anni which is when grand live starts>light hello/tachyon banner is just really early for some pointless reasoni'd like to formally apologize to witgod for doubting his recommendation
>>558942705listen to ace of Japan
>>558942504She warms up to her trainer by the end of her bond stories... they even go watch the fireflies together at the summer campI actually really like her trainer for sticking with it and finally being able to break through to her
>>558942198
>>5589414461 godly result every 2 days sounds consistent to me as a f2p
>>558942879post the other manga strips from that artist, they all super cute
>>558942879umas must be broken to achieve full potential
Enough with the gaslighting, let's talk about the front runner pull plan and which cards skip
>>558941246I like how Forever Young is trying to teach everyone the Uma in America dance.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc
>>558942905Clanker
>>558942959NahDont wanna spam
>>558943056>/
OKAY IT'S TIME TO WEIGH IN ALL OF YOU ARGUING ABOUT FINE MOTION OR MANTBLAZERhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5fr
>>558943087I'd do it myself, but I can't be bothered to find them in my folder.>Dont wanna spamFFFFFFFFFFFFAG
>>558943115Hag
>>558942695>this get posted>gaslight stops abruptly like vampires disintegrate in the sunlight kek
>>558943117>talking about a scenario that hasn't releasedGaslights everywhere
>>558943056She also tries to teach the other umas english in some of the background shots during the scenario no?
>>558942839hang on i was right all along the uma.moe timeline is just fucked
>>558943115>>558943056man I hate to admit it but cygames got meI fucking love forever young's design so much and I'm fucking mad I won't get to use her till like 2028 or some shit. Now I know how buena vista fans feel
>>558943221that thing is shit
>>558943221Yes, the banners in the timeline aren't correct, but the anniversary dates are.
>>558943293
>>558943263Play the JP client
>>558943293eternal third wheel chiyo...
I know I'm late but HOLY FUCK ARDAN'S ENTIRE STORY IS MAXIMUM SAVIORFAG/PITYBAITGOD DAMN GIRL
>>558942526>>558942523Nightly guts training with Bokumankos
She won't even be playable until next year minimum because Forever Young hasn't retired yet. The only other horse that was introduced into the game before they retired was Daring Tact, and she also STILL ISN'T PLAYABLE
>>558943327Why do people keep falling for this shit, anyways? I've never heard anyone say they didn't regret reading punpun. I'm never gonna do it.
>>558943517Meant for >>558943413
>>558943517Still skipping her banner
>>558943117Posting this in the VFcord got accurate advice :3
>>558943453Ardan, Nice Nature, and (surprisingly) cafe have easily the top 3 most romantic stories in globalthe best part is they're all different flavours of romance, neicha is ultra vanilla goslingpilled, ardan is saviorfag bait, and cafe is "unexpected romance"
>>558943495ehhh sauce
>>558943654sorry i have none, got it from cheval poster here
>>558943453Well, did you enjoy it?
ebaya boobs are slightly too big
>>558943117winning CMs is incredibly easyanons usually overtrain for these
>>558943705It was nice but the TEEHEE I LOVE HOSPITAL FOOD dialogue felt a little forced
>>558943495bbbbbbbbbbased
>>558937031This guy loves backs.
Did total clanker death happen or something? I looked on uma.moe clubs and I don't see the usual suspects at the top. I don't even see my own club but I don't bot.
>>558943736>Be f2p MLB Kitasan>Gets matched with ranked 11k-12k on CM finalsIts like Im being served as slop for paypigs
forever young umanko on my tongue
>>558943736let's see all your platinum titles then anon
I have 60k and I don't have Kitasan. Is Summer Maru a good card until el Condor pasa arrives?
>Win group B finals each time I participated in CM>End up in Group A once>LoseI should intentionally make sure that I end up in Group B from now on
>>558943736>winning CMs is incredibly easyh-haha, yeah...
>>55894384811-12k is pretty average bwo...
>>558943842>90B
>>558943453>saviorfagBut what if I want to be saved
>>558943765Weirdly enough the last time I was at the hospital the food was in fact pretty good so I'll trust her on this one
>>558943915I call that bullshit average should be at 7k-8k
el cuntwhore pasta
I genuinely feel bad for kitalet accounts, they genuinely play a different video gameuma is such a fucking brutal game to newfags
>mid-marchBEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH, NEHAI CAESAR
>>558942629Boys(female) make the cutest girls
>>558944061I HATE FAN ART I HATE FAN ART I HATE FAN ART THEY MAKE ME LIKE BOYS AAAA
>>558942423Okay.
new scenario neo universe takes umamusume racing to space
>>558943915>>558943965what those numbers even meani dun get it
>>558943937i wonder what trainer will get up to where he gets the saviorfag uma as his trainee
>>558943848I routinely get 13k umas with only an MLB Kita and welfare cards. You are using welfare cards right, bwo?
>>558942905Her body looks so soft
>>558943937But what if I want to save myself by saving someone?
>>558944195not umas, i mean the rank you see at the end of cm finals match
I'm seeing mutants winning more than Falco in these CM rooms. How curious...
>>558941246>>558943056>>558943115I love the way she sings the song. There's something about the energy in her voice that feels just right. Like she really has that American spirit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2CoFU2Zpw
>>558943937>But what if I want to be savedthen you should want to romance super creek
>>558943196In trying to get this I ended up seeing new animations I've never seen before (because I stopped paying attention after the first like 4 runs, and the groupings are different each run), so thanks.
>>558944327but she's Japanese
>>558944281My bad bwo. You’re right. I usually end up between 8k-13k, but towards the lower end most often.
>>558944354>off-model
Why does flash's dad sound so hot
>>558943915She told me it was pretty big
>>558944174He tries very hard to scout a trainee but no one ever wants him, except for her
>>558944383Shakur is super cute!
>>558944163I think its a combination of how strong your umas and how much you won, i tried one time to lose all my matches outside of already being qualified for A finals and I still end up 8k, the lowest I've seen that are in the A finals thats being posted around here are 5k. I dont know how the fuck they do it
That's me btw
C'est fini
>>558944406Honorary American
>>558943705I enjoy Mejiro Ardan
>>558944469You're right, sorry about that
>NTR banner and CM finals on the same daySurely MANT falls in the same day as CM finals result is out right?
>>558935801
>>558944525didnt we already have a trainer like that?maybe a personal trauma or something would be a better option...>>558944406She got that american spirit
>>558944596>having a careerShe hates America and its values
>>558941879All the guides said to reroll for 1-2 copies when starting, a lot of people did that. With the crystal and selector, it's not that unreasonable that a decent number of people got 1-2 spooks during all their rolls so far
>>558944292Which mutants?
We love Forever Young in America
aieee...
>>558944498You flaming fucking faggot
Oh its the propaganda girl
>>558944702>We
>>558944525>>558944652>
>>558944705wit, because your last two turns will have enough energy to hit speedif you hit speed now you'll only get to hit it once more the last two turnseither way you gotta get lucky, if I make it to the finale with less than 1100 speed I usually just assume the run is over
>>558944705It’s the Speed Training
>>558944354I NEED MILK I NEED CALCIUM I NEED FAT TITS ON MY FACE
did it work
>>558944705Speed, easy pick. You need to make sure to get that capped speed at the very least.
>>558944703Turning boy umas into moms>>558944759Does it count if she is the reason other umas wouldnt sign a contract with trainer?
>>558944705Wit is a no-brainerYou can still catch up on speed with the remaining turns
>>558944830>yurislop
>>558944406American Mom on her Dam side and only 2 generations removed from Sunday Silence on her Sire side. Plus she canonically indulges enough to be a fatfuck as is American tradition.She's American enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIsb0RtwxMQ
>Nature didn't finish her chain>couldn't get the secret event>CM begins pretty soon and I only have thisShould I just keep this Digitan?
Long hair woman post.
>>558944705>bourbon wit>suzuka speedare you... making a frontrunner taiki?
>>558944525Finally a story I can self insert into with a low suspension of disbelief requirement
>>558944895As is tradition.
>>558944910in my experience anything less than 13k is abrick
>>558944910Glue factory
>>558944701SMaru, Suzuka and VBobo
>>558944910there's still like a week left before it starts bwo
>>558944998>wokeness is traditionWrong
>>558944910She needs more wit and pow bwo
>>558944809>>558944823>>558944845>>558944867I picked it, but looks like speed was the right choice...Not trying to greed on 35% double speed rainbows in summer two turns in a row was the actual right choice>>558944958My team is mostly done but my traditional pace Taiki gets shit on a lot so I thought I'd try a few runs of it.
I just spoke to a woman on FFXIV about uma and holy fuck hearing the game from another person's PoV. I assume most here won't care but she went ON AND ON about imagining a trainer for each uma. Some male, some female, all way different, I guess they got inspired by cingray? It was kind of wild to hear someone look at the game from a way different perspective than me, since usually any time I train an uma I just think "yeah I'm the trainer"And before snide comments about >ffxiv it's not a tranny, older married woman
>>558945097How do you remove this condition?
if in doubt click speed has usually served me well
>>558945147That's the great part! You don't!
>>558944406She’s more American than Grass Wonder will ever be Japanese
>>558945147Infirmary, summer training, extra training option, or some support card events.
>>558945147Finish schoolGrow tallStop singing
>>558944983There is a 50 page Shakur X trainer doujin(sfw) that i want to get my hands on...But sadly its sold out
So she's one of those umas...
>>558945147Only acupuncturist can fix it
>>558945138can she match make me an uma probably a mob from regionals but you never know
>>558945138I'm bored, what did she say each uma's trainers were?
>>558945138>women self-inserting as the umaWe know
>>558945283>Ms.
Is Hishi Amazon in Legends Race tomorrow too? I only need 2 Statues to upgrade her
>>558945138>I just spoke to a woman
>>558939089she'll want more than 3...
>>558945314Yes, and?
>>558945314you're his wife since he's the mr.
>>558945279Holy cute! But is it available online, translated!?
>>558945394Kill yourself immediately
Oh wow it took me this long to realize why this felt different, they were all dirt. First time this has happened, I usually at least get Red Desire or Loves that replaces Espo and Maru-chan.
>>558945314Well she's already Mr. so it's gay if you're Mr. too
>>558945138>I just spoke to a woman on FFXIVbro...
>>558940632her mother was a delinquent so clearly she had some bad influences growing up...
>>558945138WE NEED HAZMAT TEAMS IN HERE NOWHE SPOKE TO A WOMAN
u u u u u u u u u u u uma
>>558945085Looks like we agree for once. Yuri has been around way before woke.
>>558945138This but talking about CM with other players and discovering they're all just B final shitters and not multiple plat winners like /uma/ chads
>>558945420Sadly, i do not think so.
>>558945431Why do you still pretend to play JP when your buddy got caught larping as a JP player already
>>558945138>I just spoke to a womanEw did you at least get yourself checked for cooties before coming back here?
>>558945138I can't believe anon caught cooties
>The anti JP schizo is back at itpost JP umas
>>558945138i feel like she might be better at enjoying this game than anyone in this thread.
>>558945632Nyooo....
>>558945690*cricket noise*
>>558945314Don't think about it too hard, anonchama
>>558943901Probably not a bad call on longs and maybe some mediums depending on your card quality. But mile/sprints? That's all gamba where buhis can lose and shitters can win, those are the best odds in your favor!
>>558945612I won two plats I am an almost /uma/ chad please stop stealing my lunch money
post something cute
>>558942192I'll show you preggers el
>>558945865
>>558945804>DO NOT REUPLOAD MY WORKANOOOOOON
>>558945137-8 speed isn't gonna kill your ace nigga
>>558945370NO NOT THE SLEEVE
>>558943891Do you like front runners and don't plan to play as S/Maru? Probably not a bad call, especially if you need something to work with but don't want to wait until Speed Tachyon.
>>558946000yeah but no mile S and not enough groundwork triggers will
>>558945309Off the top of my head>special week's trainer looked like a slightly older misty from pokemon>Cafe's trainer was a shrimpy looking visual-novel-protag looking guy "very unsuspecting">El condor pasa's trainer was literally just a hulk hogan wannabe, not very original there>she imagined haru's trainer to be a huge gigantic buff old man with a beard, gentle giant>literally the entire mejiro family was basically a korean manhwa, every mejiro was paired with some hot solo-leveling ass mr perfect guy of some kind>Rice's trainer was a super tall leggy sexy woman, kind of imagined bayonetta>daiwa and vodka's trainers were irl brothers, very generic looking dudebros>gold city and jordan's trainer was a badass gangster they shared>bakushin's trainer was a mad scientist girl with swirly glasses>Maruzensky's "trainer" was her original trainer's son >smart falcon's trainer was a fat otaku guy who tries his best to be super clean/neat to break the stereotype>taiki's trainer a black woman teaching english in japan, even taller than her>king halo's trainer was a tiny soft spoken girl with a huge notepad that looks up to her a lotI could keep going she was talking about this for like 2 hours while we were playing
I'm the trainer.
>>558942905>autist mating dance
Nishino Wit is better than Finemo
>>558946090based i commission more
>>558946090Some of these are great, she has the sauce
Would you a cripple
>>558942879piercings are gross
Mr Cock and Balls
>>558946090>literally the entire mejiro family was basically a korean manhwa, every mejiro was paired with some hot solo-leveling ass mr perfect guy of some kindSounds familiar.
>>558946181Well, she DOES seem pretty good, but unfortunately dogshit in MANT for obvious reasons
>>558945632
>>558946090>literally the entire mejiro family was basically a korean manhwa, every mejiro was paired with some hot solo-leveling ass mr perfect guy of some kindThat's me (I am Ardan's trainer)Keep going though
>>558946256No.
Doctor penis Doctor penis Doctor penis Doctor penis Doctor penis Doctor penis oh oh Doctor penis
>>558946090>Daiwa and vodka's trainers were irl brothers, very generic looking dudebrosOkay thats kinda funny, better if they are twins>>558946292Thats like, your opinion man.
>>558946090>Rice's trainer was a super tall leggy sexy woman, kind of imagined bayonettaThis isn't her imagination.
Oyakodon!
>>558946393SEX
>>558946383Pasa would say that.
>>558946434This, except AI and her mom
>>558946383why are you like this
I feel like she shows up more often now with the card event changes, because what the hell.
>>558946393
Holy FUARK
>>558945138basically the same way you see people posting about gameplay on social media. they are enjoying the game and doesnt really care or know what is needed to win CM. it's funny
>>558946090ARA ARAI REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BOY, YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU NOW~
I want a second opinion.
>>558946090i don't think she actually has taiki because several moments in her career only make sense if the trainer is a jap.
>>558946596Wow even the third option. RIP this run.
Does paizuri actually feel good?
>>558946712shakur wouldnt rape her traineri think?
>>558946393>>558946602What's up with pairing rice with sexy female trainers
>>558946757If her UmaAI calculated that she would get away with rape, she would do it
>>558946735Only if the tits are legit huge, otherwise you don't feel shit, and you already barely feel anything even when they big.
>>558946090this was more entertaining than I expected, any other ones?
>>558946735Yes
>>558946735It doesn't feel like anything unless she's also sucking your dick. Then it's the best shit everUma musume
>>558946735It's just okay
>>558946691Don't do this to me
i doubt any of you guys ever had a paizurimuch less sex
>>558946735it feels AMAZING actually, t. paid for itHowever, 99% of women get it wrong position-wiseTwo important things needed:>1. obviously the girl needs HUGE tits, not just big, huge. American D cup honestly not big enough, american E or bigger needed>2. the girl should be draped over you, letting gravity work in her tits favor, all of the "girl on her back" or "girl in front of your crotch" positions are cope porn fantasies
>>558947013We don't like sex havers here
>>558946775Probably popular for a bit with the whole Onee-sama/Onii-sama variation. Think Curren also has more than usual because of that.
>>558946090>just a hulk hogan wannabe, not very original thereSHE CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW THE KING
>>558947073>We don't like sex havers herei think we should kill >>558947030not only because hes a daiwa fagtho i DO like me huge honkers lately
>be teiofag>remember in the anime how she would drink a cup of honey before each race>decide to try it out>drink a cup of honey (measured to the exact mg) before going to the gym>hit PR's on everything>don't feel tired at allholy FUCK, honey is amazing
>>558947030>all of the "girl on her back" or "girl in front of your crotch" positions are cope porn fantasiesNo wonder i didn't feel shit
Why are there so many sex-havers here?
>>558947202You should try it
I regret not reading Uma stories until now. It'ss funny seeing Eishin Flash and her trainer having polar opposite views on things and it took us whole 3 chapters to become her trainer. And the extra carats are nice.
>>558947234Don't feel like going outside, or paying for it.
>>558947152I hope you're bulking
Creek would be the paizuri queen
>>558947202We are all old here right? I'm 35
>>558947152Hachimi hachimi hachimi~
>>558946384oh, sorry. I find piercings to be gross and if you don't, I think you're gross as well.
>>558947298You are a decade older than me
>>558947202larpers
>>558947265when are teiobuhis not bulking
>>558947202You were just born in the wrong gen, zoomers fuck so easy now
great now im getting horny for honkers again>>558947348this is a millennial/xer thread sir
>>558947234No thanks
>>558947247>I regret not reading Uma stories until now.get your carats boy *click click click click* grab those 1/10ths of a pull *clickety clack* there's nothing to do in this game besides grind for carats *earns two cents of currency per hour* btw you lose if you spend
>>558947362Zoomers are the generation with the least secular activity
>>558947013Closest I got to it was when I went to a whore house with a group of friends because one of them had a nasty breakup. I was a bit unnerved by it but just kept watching footy highlights on the TV there and talking to the bartender, but then while the dude with the breakup was having sex the other friends brought some other girls to sit next to us and drink. One of the girls touched me above my jeans and started saying dirty things, but after no penile reaction she just cursed me and sat next to another friend.The french fries there were pretty good.
>>558947298I'm 30 and I have never fucked
>>558947298I was a baby when you were in middle school
>>558947362Not true. Am zoomer. KHHV.
>>558946256no, but I would the hag
>>558947447same
>>558947423I meant sexual.
>>558947362>zoomers fuck so easy nowProof?t.zoomer
>>558947435>The french fries there were pretty good.the most important part if you ask me
Boobs?
>>558947234I don't want STDs from prostitutes and I don't think a miracle is happening any time soon.>>558947298I'll be a wizard in two months.>>558947353>>558947362I'm assuming it's one of these.
>>558947447Same although I'm turning 31 in a few months. Never felt a desperate urge for sex, but I do miss kissing.
>>5589472651 cup as in 1 cooking cup or 1 drinking cup
>>558946885A couple more since people seem to like it, don't wanna spam tho so last one>teio's trainer was basically male mejiro ryan, powerlifting gym-bro, absolutely yoked>curren's trainer matched her, also a very pretty instagram-tier girl that does her makeup>taishin's trainer was an old lady that ebrasses the fuck out of her>seiun sky's trainer was a big bubbly doting motherly lady that spoils her>TM Opera's trainer basically looked like a butler that claps at basically everything she does>pic related was goldship's trainer
>>558947202Unironically have quite a few successful people here no?Like goverment glowies, Company branch presidents, saudi oil barons and the like?Its understandable a few of them have gotten laid.
Id have sex with an /uma/ anon desu.
>>558947152a cup of honey sounds disgusting to finish texture wise
awooga
>>558947628>me every time I'm locked out of a rainbow training because Golshi is being Golshi
>>558947435somehow i feel like you're polish. i don't know why, but this just seems extremely polish to me.
>>558947671I'm convinced some of these are larper as well... no I'm not jealous no I'm not upset no I don't want sex
>>558947671>saudi oil baronsHaven't heard that one, qrd? wonder how many remain
>>558947628>Goldships trainer>Age 23
Nah see what you do is put the woman on her back, lift up her lower body to the point he waist is up in the air and her legs are draped over your back. And then just go to town on her crotch with your mouth and she will just absolutely lose her mind. She cant move at all in this position and you can just do whatever you want.
DRINK THE FUCKING GREEN TEA MCQUEENI DON'T CARE HOW IT TASTES
>>558947628I look like and act like this
>>558947628larry is /ourguy/
>>558947671Is having a decent career at least when compared to your peers supposed to get me laid? No one briefed me about that.
>>558947628larry... yeah, I can kinda see that if he was younger and dealing with gold ship turned him into what he is
>>558947806
>>558947806insert dia and kitasan tongue chibi creatures here
>>558946724Love how I hit the auto trainer and it still did better than my average onsen run even without me actually making any edits to the trainer.
Maybe sexhavers and normies getting gaslit constantly is a good thing.
>>558947671getting laid is the opposite of success for gen Z/alpha, they live completely defensively and know instinctively how fake and gay boomer culture is.Your time is up old man, no more bootstrap pedantic niggatry every geriatric will be remembered as the hitler who stole your future as everything crumbles around them.
Naizuri feels good actually...
>>558946090there is no way a woman thought of that maruzensky trainer that is ULTRA porn bait
>>558947780Sorry i meant hedgefund managers not saudi oil barons>>558947775Well the branch company president is a mambofag and was showing off his sick ass seats while on a business tripThe glowie is one of the Shakurfags and let us know america was invading venezuela like an hour before it happenedDont remember exactly about the hedgefund manager>>558947835Generally speaking, having a decent career makes it easier to get laid due to generally needed better people skills and having a nice income?>>558947965Im only 28 you beaner
I now completely understand the pain of needing double aptitude inspirations in a run + good stats/skills
>>558948078>and let us know america was invading venezuela like an hour before it happenedI remember that, shit was hilarious
>>558947234sex with girls? miss me with that gay shit
>>558946090please continue
>>558948078>only 28at least you get fucked with the rest of us when everyone's pension goes insolvent.
>>558948010You would be surprised at the kind of porn bait scenarios women can think of
>>558948078>Glowies are shakurfagsHmmmmmmmmmmmm>Invasion was spoiled by a shakurfagHUH!? I think to remember hearing it being leaked early, not the uma part tho.
>>558947628>mfw I just got speed facility to level 4 and all 3 of my speed cards landed on it but goldship decided it's guts day
>>558948078No wonder /uma/ is 50% whales
how easy can ojisans hook up with zoomers these days
>>558947628>>teio's trainer was basically male mejiro ryan, powerlifting gym-bro, absolutely yokedLying out of his mind now
>>558948231not easy at all, just hit my 10 year anniversary on hinge and I can count my dates with just my fingers, I'm white+not fat too (but I am ugly)
>>558948231I don't wanna seriously interact with most zoomer, much less female ones, but man do I wanna fuck one for the hell of it, even if only to make up for my younger years.
>>558948231Very easily if they have something to gain by doing so. Zoomer women are evil. Why do you think half of our generation has never asked out a girl before?
Alright that ended up being pretty fun. Shame I didn't run into any of you people but I figured that's how it would go. Ms. Victoria should have been played but at least they got GSK in there.
>>558932570aaaand my second s rank on the first tryi think i found my deck /parent combo for s ranknow how do i make the s ranks usablei had dirt s rank parent and got turf s instead
>off topic talkcringe>its about sexbased
>>558948231I could not have a conversation with, relate or even stand a zoomer girl, I'm a grown ass man. I don't think its easy unless you find a whore.
You need to take responsibility
>>558948481I want to have sex with this umamusume
>>558948437Didn’t end up making it, but glad you had fun maybe next time. Did you see any cuties
>>558948481Something something gold is better allergy donor>>558948513Would
bros...
>>558948437what was this
I don't get it
>>558947765Mmmmmm I've heard so many bad things about Poland that I feel like Brazil might not be too different from it in terms of "this is hell". There was HUGE beef with polish people on an old MMORPG that was popular here, so I'd say your guess wasn't completely wrong. I don't know, I don't know much about the world. K-Kurwa?
Is this a lot?the fuck do i do with this
>>558948481>>558948592
Which uma would show you her boobs if she knows you’re having a bad day?
Remember:Stallions will ask for consent.Mares will rape you.
>>558948609Bricked’s new year umaclover party
>>558948687Fuji Kiseki
>>558948657>Putting Poland on the same level as BrazilNow THAT is a take I haven't heard yet, and I'm a neighbor of theirs.. not the ones that steal your organs to glue you.
>>558948513I will take obesity.
This girl is going to die or something
>>558948687
>>558948513preggo neicha... but sloppa... hmm... should I save this or not...?
>>558948687golshi
>>558948687nature
>>558948580There was this island tachyon cosplayer who was bangin'. Nice tits and was wearing an actual thong. Apart from that is was mainly crossplay, but the variety was crazy. Must have been at least 15 different umas cosplayed.
>>558948791yeah, die of pleasure (from sex).
>>558948880Kitasan would probably agree to have pity sex with you if you asked nicely enough
>>558948687Nishino Flower
>>558948669That's enough for the monthly 3* uma ticket.
How?
>>558948693I'm so touch starved I would welcome mare rape
>>558948923>calling a guy's hand strong when an uma could throw an adult human male accross a room with little effort
>>558948231easy if you're rich and/or handsome, hard if you're broke & fat/ugly. in other words, you're cooked.
>>558948687Kitawife
>>558948078Why didn't the Glowie leak when we were invading Iran
>>558948993Stat penalty from failing training over and over I guess.
>>558948687taiki
>>558949013>Want to fuck the shit out of toreina (me)>Knew each other since childhood>Knows how to play toreina (me)It's not that difficuilt, stop overthinking it, bakustupid
I got a new TT record and no it was not 607k
>>558948657>that I feel like Brazil might not be too different from it in terms of "this is hell"You clearly do not know hell.
Fuck man, everytine I see a flat uma I get an erection
what if dog was smart
>>558948693This is wholly untrue.Orfevre will not ask for consent, among a few others.
what would sex with fuku be like
I’m just not into Buena like that
>>558949052Funny enough i think someone asked and they just responded with a picture of shakur smiling or something
glug glug glug
>>558949112>>558948754I'm scared now...
>>558949118Dog, do something smart
If I avoided course-specific skills couldn't I use this in all sprint mile and medium CMs? And the arima kinen long for that matter
>>558949161this is the gayest LARP I've ever heard
>>558949241You should be>>558949273roode
>>558949273Maru-chan wouldn't say that
>>558949271Yes
>>558948945Dang missed out, maybe I’ll run into you at something else bay area dacchi
>>558949060Totally forgot about that lol, I feel retarted now, thanks.
>>558949271Would 1200 guts let you slack on stamina? As long as you don't die before the final stretch you're good, right?
>88 year old umaThoughts?
>>558949273Im gonna cum in the puppet if you dont shut your whore mouth
>>558949381would
>>558947362Aren't Zoomers statistically the ones have the least sex actually? Online dating apps have basically fucked up the social ability to find relationships.
Rolling for Kita soon
>>558949446Dating apps made even the ugliest women lose interest in guys they actually have a chance with because “there’s always something better.”
>>558949371Yeah man. Guts is just a second HP tank :^)
>>558949241>I'm scaredI'm scared too.
desu I have no idea how stat powercreep works with staminalike, do courses just start requiring more stamina later for no reason? it feels like over time you'd just use power cards instead because as stats get more and more bloated stamina would just become easier and easier
>>558948993my urara is worse bwo
>>558949378why does she like my stamp
>>558949271Guts wit decks need a disgusting amount of highrolling without guts cards that have speed/power bonus
>>558948657
>>558949446yes many zoomer men have completely given up already
>>558949536Well your smiley face implies I'm wrong? I was just asking a question
Imagine being an ugly girl like Cheval but swiping left on guys who might actually like you so you can compete against gorgeous girls like Maruzensky for guys who have zero interest in you.
>>558949013Umas revert to human strength when they get lovey dovey
>>558949628theyre just like me...
>>558949671>ugly girl like ChevalYou can just fucking ask for Cheval images.
>>558949596Yes, but you highroll once and you have basically every single CM in MANT covered except the longslop it opens with
I’ve had plenty of good luck with women and plenty of sex I’m just too autistic to have a relationship
you have to pay for premium on dating apps. also if your profile elo gets too low you start getting fat and less desireable girls. delete the account to reset your elo
>fat and less desirable girls They don’t even want me…
>>558949769>my fucking dating app elohilarious
>>558949769I literally like fat chicks and still get nothing, poor argument
>>558948672This Kitasan seems off...
>>558949559before the recent balance patch in jp no one gave a shit about stamina outside of medium/longsbut now with the addition of zenkai spurt, more stamina is needed to ensure you make it to the finish line without tripping over and dying (1400 stam + 1 gold for del mar)
>>558949671>ugly girl like ChevalSo a cutie?
>>558949721
>>558949559I wonder this toowhy raise the stamina cap to 1900 first before speed?
>>558949832your profile sucks or you are ugly
>>558949853JP is like TEN scenarios ahead so no one here can even grasp such a comparison, think more allong the lines of grand liveALSO zenkai is bugged
>>558949769>dating apps>ELOphones were a mistake
>>558949880
>>558949769if i put how many CMs i've won on my profile will it raise my elo?
>>558949769>profile eloSomeone please cleanse this world with fire
>>558949769>dating app>elo score
Keep in mind that most people in a gacha general on 4chan are brown and fat
>>558949769>still thinking fat girls are a "punishment tier"You guys really have no idea how bad it isI had a co-worker who was FAT FAT, and not in the hot/thicc way, nasty ass ham arms and fat face, she had so many fucking comments/likes it was physically impossible to respond to everyone
>>558949652The answer is to plug in some stats into a stamina calculator or the umalator and see how much stamina you can shave off. It's probably not as much as you'd hope.
Is global REALLY this dry bwos
>>558950112>>558950112>>558950112
fat people aren't real people
>>558950137falco wouldn't talk about her fans like this
>>558949769BUT ANON I LIKE FAT GIRLS DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO TANK MY GAME
>>558949371you still need 2 recoveries on long CM regardless800 stam and 1000-1200 guts can tank medium race only
>>558949381sex>voiced by Noto NamikoSuper Sex
>>558950485jesus you guys are so autistic about staminaI just won platinum in the arima kinen long CM with way less than that
>>558950553arima kinen is just medium with extra 100m, it doesnt countwe are talking about shit like hanshi 3200m
>>558950106right now? yeahEvent's wrapping up, people are done with their aces or scrambling to make them because they slacked off / lowrolled / got busy, and so on.It will pick up as we get into the 1st anni, CM, and etc
>>558946090>literally the entire mejiro family was basically a korean manhwa, every mejiro was paired with some hot solo-leveling ass mr perfect guy of some kind>Maruzensky's "trainer" was her original trainer's sonHmm, pretty good.
