Previous: >>558895974>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
First for Dober
Thanks for the invite mambros
>half of the /uma/ clubs
Next month schedule?
Daiwa thats actually usable when?
>>558918071
>>558918032>Fried chicken>Watermelon Sheeit when global gettin dis
this game sucks there's nothing to do
>>558918106>fat roastiesCringe
why did Doto invite all of Irans leadership to 1 compound today?
>>558918051What did I tell you all A+ ~ S clubs use discord
>>558918030thats not our server, we have a different server icon
>>558918054in 24h
>>558918257Goofed up.
>>558917962
Mayano is ugly
>>558918071you'll have to wait for her christmas alt
>tfw none of the mambomixes are on spotify
>>558918247do your fan runs
can I get invited to the umadash discordis that why nobody's talking in the club chat anymore
please do not bring your mutated big niger suzuka to CM10, i want to winthanks in advance
>>558918482Where does all the calories go?
866113422739looking for a club tomorrow. lmk if any dacchis are still recruiting.
>>558918604boobs
>>558918505Falco wouldn't say this
>>558918550>no BLM shirtOne job
>>558918550I don't get the white anime shirt
>>558918648Danchou...
>>558918648>866113422739DANCHO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Digitan LOVE
>>558918648bwo your resume is not looking good
>>558918373She shouldn't have looked up to Brian so much
>>558918032why does the colonel look like he's drawn from South Park
>>558918253anglo idol groups always are
>>558918054Should be 3-4 more hours if they drop it today
>>558918798>>558918818
>>558918958this is sfw
>>558918885wild to think A clubs exist on /uma/ when even mambo can achievev rank 265
>>558918958She has forgot her pantsu, foolish mistake.
Niggasan Black
>>558919125would
server RNG is wack this weekonly had like two runs finish all of my 3 (three) SSR eventslast one even had mile+dirt inspo
>>558918958
>>558919053Cute!!!>>558919125Oppai doko
I use Daiwa every day
>>558919053>>558919125Ugly as fuck
>>558919125Need to see the pits
>>558919097I joined a club from here and it's struggling at B. Mostly I get pissed that my shoe requests never fill up even though I pick Sprint Shoes which everyone should have meanwhile all the Dirt Shoes have been getting sucked outta my ass because everyone spam requests them.Not to say I'm a good player or anything, because I'm not.
>>558918798That should what the divegrass team should be wearing
>>558919295I prefer Tachyon
I NEED TO ROLL AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *dies*
>>558919340>Sprint Shoes which everyone should haveEven during the last CM I didn't run sprint races.Everyone has thousands of mediums.
>>558919125You telling me chinks are mad at this
>>558919125Season 1 lore accurate
>>558919415I want another SSR ticket
>>558919340>even though I pick Sprint Shoes which everyone should haveYou are part of the problem. I literally have more dirt shoes than sprint shoes, I avoid donating sprints now until the last moment to try and donate anything else.
funniest things I've ever seen
>>558919543t. Rudolf
>>558919543
Mambo!
>>558919097Because quotas are for faggots
Shoe check, /uma/
>>558919495It's just chudmericans
>>558918550>>558919053Honestly the black Uma girls are cute. Usually people make them ugly on purpose and pretend they’re “beautiful”, but cygames made them pretty erotic, I’d plap them. The only issue with adding black characters though is that it always invites people who don’t even play the game to start to retarted discourse. My entire Twitter timeline has been filled with aids like this for the past few days. I just want to see illustrations of cute Uma’s being cute, and cute Uma’s being plapped and bred man…
>>558919743The person who initially made the viral tweet deleted it, by the way.
>>558919743Based Chuds. More gatekeeping.
>>558919827sorry, gotta keep perpetuating the culture war especially so we can keep starting more wars
rare
>>558919674Thanks to my clubmates for all the dirt shoes
>>558919854you think that is supposed to be some sort of gotcha?
>>558919340sounds like you need a bottermy club went from high B to high A last month because of 2 guys going from 15m/month to 160m
>>558919443>>558919535I didn't know which ones to send so I started with Sprint and worked my way to the right. Day 1 I sent Sprint x3 and got x6 and x10 x10. Dirt for me x0 all 3 times. Everyone is asking for Dirt Shoes constantly and are always running out of time at 0 or x2 (from me donating) and now I have >100 Dirts and 2500+ Sprints in stock.
>>558919827>erotic>draw a white girl>add horse ears and tail>color her brown
I will eat Two Burgers for dinner
>>558919934>bring doto carrots>she viciously attacks you, unprovokedwhy is such an evil uma allowed to roam free?
where's the march schedule
>>558920020>western artist
>>558920020Fat fuck
>>558919674
>>558919125Do you agree with her statement though and changing Kitasan to be officially canonically Torena-sans?
>>558919097because if someone slacks there he'll literally have the spawn of satan calling him out
>>558920171>rika pfpwhy is it always the higgurs
This probably isn't enough to beat Ayabe, still
ignore the bait and post cute uma's
>>558920228i have never met a higurashi fan without mental illness
And you guys call /v/uma the twitter screencap /pol/ posting thread, ironic
>>558920273No.
>>558920171>tranny user
>>558919854He did because he was getting harassed by chuds, they were literally spamming pictures of dead black kids to them
>>558920265Ayabe is such a weak rival. I don't think I've lost to her once other than getting boxed in by mob umas and I've been grinding Opera parents lately.Vodka is more likely to win this race than Ayabe.
>>558920354ad hominem fallacy
>>558918032>>558918246>>558918532Got one of these where the uma is a greedy little shit ordering tons of food?
>>558920350Yes
>>558920273I masturbate to Bakushin sometimes
>>558920265I hate Ayabe so goddamn much
>>558920309Because we love to bitch and moan about things.
>>558920448
>>558920228Women latch onto anything popular in the hopes that they can leech attention from it
>>558920265Your guts seems low Torena
>>558920273Bakushin cute
I think what saddens me the most from the purposeless shitfest for the cute black mobs is that it's gonna kill picrel's reputation for worse.Pack it up lads, Spe is the new Momoi, as in being a forced mouthpiece for retarded minorities who want to be cool by saying the N word.
>>558920428Post proof
>>558920020Why not just eat one burger with extra patties?
>>558920559shut up ho
So is slavery officially canon now?
>>558920559I should have trained guts...
wtf MANT isn't in the schedule
>>558920605>a forced mouthpiece for retarded minorities who want to be cool by saying the N word.As a Spe fan, I'm so grateful that Calstone Light took that role so Spe can go back to being a cute glutton or should I say gourmand
>>558920656For ningens yeah
>>558920665Just take a stamina skill. Opera has them built in
>>558920605She exist too.
>>558920676wtf there's nothing in the scheduleeos?
>>558920608That is a very smart idea
>>558920590posting super cute fan/third party content is unfair
1. If alot of career runs, decrease rates2. Increase rates for users with low careers3. Change rates based on geo location4. If sparks exceed certain threashold, decrease spark rates5. Change rates based on number of followers6. Change rates based on club ranking7. Change rates based on pity counter8. Change rates based on Trainers current support cards and traineesHow do we stop Cygames from doing this?
>>558919674Bakushin BROKE me....
>>558920428seems based to me
>>558920713She rapes chestnuts
I need Creek milkies
>>558920860I didn't do that
>>558920879simple1. incorporate Cygames in Japan, where they don't do any of this shit2.
>>558920879You can’t. The house always wins. Cute boy, though.
>>558920656yes, all the trainers are their umas sex slaves
>>558920950>Kitasan black isn't even a black horseI'm going insane
>>558920993You did. It's not directly from the game, but using super cute 2D manga depictions from outside sources
>>558921024Whore.>>558921032Ugly Umas, cute Asian women.
>>558920736I'll hate Ayabe till the day I die if a stamina skill is all that was needed for the fucking dahby.
>>558921132You wouldn't hate her if you woke up next to her
STUPID SUZUKA JUST TAKE THE DIRT SPARK
>>558921223>implying she's sexyLMFAO
>>558920605Community was already turning aids when a majority of new/current fans started harassing artist for Uma x Torena, and making lewd illustrations like this for Uoh-able Umas. I’d say let the shitfest continue and turn Spe into the chestnut black Uma hater she was always meant to be.
Do we have a confirmed date of arrival for Make a New Blazeit scenario?
>>558921335what's with the lines on her stomach
>>558921335>harassing artist for Uma x Torena, and making lewd illustrations like this for Uoh-able Umas.Kill wokies
>>558921425Ask again in 3 hours.
This is what happens when you abandon your careers, you also abandon your Umas. Please do not abandon your careers.
>>558921240*takes Mile spark*
>>558921335hews really can't draw UOOH for shit and face for that matter
>>558921523>Gorilla
bully Teio
I was thinking of building a Suzuka to block fronts, but is it a bad idea to build her if I want my lates and ends to win?
>>558921569>hewsWait, that's his art?
>>558921112Goalpost moved. I see.
>>558920607They were spamming this in the comments then when he locked the comments they spammed the quotes to which is why he deleted the tweetChuds are sick in the head
>>558921850Saved
Man I really shouldn't generate slop of Urara cumming her brains out while a dog mates with her...
>>558920783its this one without fail you'll see her karaoke image posted under any black related uma posts makes me laugh every time
>>558921729Yea. I hate how he draw faces so I recognized it almost instantly
>>558921452Ab sex muscles that sexy toned women/girls have. Really emphasizes the tummy and makes me hard. The glistening sweat and red belly button is a nice touch too. Along with the cunny V-line bone thing or wherever that area is called
>>558921881That niglet has been posted for years
rank the /uma/ club danchous
>>558921750why is there so much ba music
>>558921881couldn't stand a little bit of spam? what a pussy
>>558921974It's the first time the japanese see it
>>558921915>went from White Nessa to hideous waifusHe truly fallen.
>>558922127something about girls using regal diction really gets me going (hard) (boner) (I want to sex them)
>>558922006Because Blue Archive OSTs are nice https://youtu.be/OkomT-TvbUU
>>558922161
remember to get at least 8 hour sleep
More Ba-cute-shin
>>558922280my pov
>>558922267lmaoRacism overdose really rots your brain
Holy shit we need MANT to drop faster
I love Rice
>>558922006needs more
>>558922280
>>558922267Impressively uma musume related
>>558922384Play the JP version
How do I get ignited spirit wit and pwr again? It always ends on speed.
>>558922267what's wrong with fanart?
is ardan the prettiest uma released so far?
john cygames gives you movie budget for a new anime project, whose career do you propose
>>558921528If the new blacked umas all looked like this, there would be no complaints
>>558922384it's called climax
>>558922362does cafe actually have thighs like that
What SSR card is the best Wit statstick?
>>558922619fine
>>558922538Daiwa/Vodka movie, easily.
>>558922567Still bad, also wouldn't sell.
dober in october
>>558922619
>>558918147call me... the bidet man...
>>558922526she's the most breedable for sure
Post em.
>>558922538My KamiOshi Digitan
>>558922624>>558922457
>>558922526>Mejiro No
>>558922526Only for 3 more weeks.
>>558922538El
>>558922784Why are you shitposting Dia
what uma can do all the mission races in one career?
>>558922768
>>558922772
>>558922851Soulless
is anyone seeing BNE in theaters
Has all the global dialogue and visual censoring, inclusion of black umas in the anime and now game, toned down Uma x Trainer romances, zoomer pandering, etc, actually increased profits for Cygames at all? I hope I don’t come off like I’m trolling or trying to start discourse, but I’m genuinely curious if all this shit has actually benefited Cygames at all?
>>558922072Couldn't stand seeing a black person in a video game made by the Japanese for the Japanese? Kek
>>558922985I saw it yesterday and It was full, genuinely shocking I expected it to be completely dead.
SHUT
>>558922962bwo... your kitasan??? it was literally love at first sight for her...
>>558922962how did you do that so fast
macky glue takes ages
>I hope I don’t come off like I’m trolling or trying to start discoursesure bud
>schizo is still same fagging about /a/ shit>>558922940
>>558923015you do come off as trolling or trying to start discourse, because it's been a fucking week of black umas and 99% of the playerbase doesn't care about dialogue changes because they can't read JapaneseTake your (You) and leave
>>5589225382019 Tiara trio
>>558922939You beat me to it.
Umas should have sex with each other and post it online for my enjoyment
>decide to start playing oomah moosoomey>ticket Mackie>play King's carreer, she's extremely cute>decide to save for Dia>spooked by Fine>psyopped into getting ArdanI'm noticing a pattern
>>558923015It didn't affect the profits, fans just want their Umas to palp
>>558923025I'm not the one deleting things kek
>>558923069Where does this meme even come from? Does she actually say that in her story?
>>558922538french teio porn
>>558923193Digitan...
>>558921891however, you should post it
>>558923112>acknowledging it
>>558923227What's the pattern?
/v/ma made fun of us again bwos
It's 45 minutes into March and we still don't have the March schedule
>>558922538The Meisho Doto Movie
>>558923268>>558923112>>558923370>acknowledging literally anyone or anything
>>558923015its amusing when schizos think theyre being clever
>>558923408Well they're big poopoo heads so we should make fun of them
An hour until the first race of the day starts
Hello fellow dacchis
>>558922526No, she has competition but she's definitely top class in prettiness>>558922902>>558922690>>558920350Fine Motion owes me sex
>>558923420>fat pornNeck yourself
>>558923396I like refined first-rate ladies
explain ayabe's appeal to me
>>558923408Judging by your image they probably made fun of specifically you, not /uma/
>>558923541She'll commit sudoku if you don't become her trainer.
>>558923541guys with low self esteem like girls with an even lower self esteem
>>558923227Hello. Have you considered Satono Crown?
>>558922538Bancho no question.
>>558923625soulful...
>>558923520that's not even fat porn unless you mean she got fatass titties. you should see that bakushin pic some anons were trying to trick others into looking at.
>>558923681Fuck off
>>558923541She's coolShe's pretty???Profit
>>558923627>>558923645alright i'll pull ntr instead
>>558923541ugly uma with very few fans that lets me feel special when I mention that I like her
>>558923408And we'll do it again.
>>558923674NTA, but I have.
>>558923541sexy legs
>>558923441 >>558923629>>558923674>SEGAAAA but less rapeyTell me more
>>558923489
>>558923827Who?
>>558923608Nothing wrong with liking inumusumes.
>Only Kitasan and Finemo as my SSRs in deck>both don't even finish their eventsNIGGER NIGGER
>>558923674Is her character story good?
>>558923802
>>558921452stretch marks from multiple pregnancies
>>558923957No
guess which green is in the lineage
>>558923889I'm not talking about Dura I'm talking about Aqua
>>558923957Yes
I really think that royal uma is really beautiful
>>558924005your cloudy days sir
>>558923957Yes, it’s s3 but actually better plus her moments and relationship with her trainer is very cute
>>558923227You will be left penniless
>>558923938Can you chill out with saying the freaking N-word? We don’t do racism and discrimination here
>>558923867
>>558923957There isn't a single good story in the entire game.
>>558921850Kek'd and saved
>>558924217not yet
>>558923975>catbox file death got this one tooall my hard work...gone...
>>558924258i look just like this
>>558924354
>>558924258did you just make this
>>558924354>>558924385
>>558924217Falco fan typed this
>>558924369We might be twins
>>558924467no i stole it
>>558924516Make sense
>>558924578HE STOLE IMAGE KILL HIM
>>558924693I also stole your liver while I was at it.
Holy fuck I only have 1/3 aces.
Are you rolling for Kita, Matikanetenhausser, Dia, or all of them?
until when can I farm fans? I don't know if i'm gonna make the quota...
>>558924813Yeah well I stole your post
SCJEDILE??????
>>558924813alright thats it
>>558924826Same and I don't intend on making any more
>>558924838Just Dia, Tanhauser will come eventually
>>55892484116 hours
>>558924838Skipping all three
>>558924859then I'll steal your virginity
Technically didn't we as a whole steal /uma/?
I have been doing fan runs all day
>>558924838my beloved
>>558924826i have >10 aces and they're all shit, and i'm yet to choose the better ones that i will run
>>558924838just Dia, I will be lucky for once and get Kita from free rolls
I tried playing Eishin's career and it was the most boring shit I ever readOh no Toreina-san we're 5 minutes late on our schnitzel break also you're now married to me and we're moving to Germany. Yawn
>>558925007Too late, already stole yours. Check your ass RIGHT now.
didn't ask
schedule in exactly 54 minutes
I know you guys didn't ask but I really want to impregnate Ardan and take responsibility.
>>558925082I just flip some coins on the day
>>558924838I will roll for Matikanemambo and absolutely get dunked by Kitasan on my first 10 roll. I don't even doubt it I'm SURE it's happening Shiraoki-sama even revealed it to me in a dream
>>558925206I asked
>>558925101Just get ultra lucky and luckshit Dia from her free rolls too
I want to impregnate Ardan and make that Anon take responsibility
i can't get over the fact that cygaymes for their first valentines event picked the two most autistic umas in the game as mascots
>>558925307Ardan wouldn't act like this.
>>558925227i have a coin that says "idgaf" and "fuck it" and, by it, i should've dropped the game already
>>558925037Not your childhood friend
>>558925389cry about it tranny
ardan makes me harden
>my top three waifus are all Pace ChasersRunning them all once I have them all isn't going to work out, is it?
Ryan makes me harden
>>558925431a better rhyme would be >ardan gives me a hard-on
is ardan actually good or
>>558925346And both are shit
>>558923938The whole muh event pool saturated with SSR events is a lie, it's all rng in the end
>>558925510metafag nowaifufag yes
>>558925105the event made me go from slightly interested in eshin flash to uninterested
>>558924838I'm rolling for Kitasan but only because I want to breed her for other front runners
>>558921032I didn't know Orfe was Yoko Hikasa. It's fucking over I'm pulling
>>558925349Counterpoint>is a woman
Very risky doujin.
>>558925654coward, that's what (You) are
>>558925654Not sexy
how many free pulls are they giving out for kitasan
>>5589256492D women are not 3D women.
>>558925654+18 doko?
>>558925654i would like to see the daiwa one
Falco???
It's funny how I didn't see, didn't consume, didn't like, and didn't participate in any nigguma posts in X yet there's a sudden rise of NIGGER posts from the non fan-art posts that are appearing in my feed, particularly Momoi posts resurging again. Goodnight /uma/
>>558925654GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>558924838I will take whatever free rolls are given for Pitasan, then if I don't luckshit off that one, I'll probably do no more than five 10pulls on both her and Epsatono. I'm at 43k carats, so if I can still keep above spark until Nishino Flower, all the better.
>>558925740lollmao
>>558925467be like a real owner and make one a suicide front to set the pace for your other horses
>>558925802Same.
>tik tok zoomer memes: unfunny>insta child fucker memes: unfunny>kikebook memes: unfunny>reddit ""memes"": unfunnycant believe the chinese make better stuff than any of the trash you fucks steal and spma here
>>558924838I am rolling for DiaIf I get Kita or Machitan then I will be happy
>>558924841danchou will appreciate it more if you say something in club chat like "hey i messed up and fell behind, i'm sorry"and then you can just chillunless we're not in the same club in which case good luck
>>558926005what's the annoying orange doing
Don't give it (You)s
>>558926005She's trainersexual
>>558925740x^2−110x+3000=0
>>558926005me on the right
>>558926158What if I give Calstone a (You)?
>>558919125I don't understand, where are the boobs?
>>558924068nyo..
>>558926005she's for (You) just like Dober
>>558923681Brian isn't a jobber so it wouldn't be as impactful or interesting for people to watch. Me? I would lose my fucking mind. I'll take almost any crumbs I can get.
>>558926170Is she actually? Don't have her so idk how for (You) she is
>>558926005like Dober said, she only shows her feminine side when she's with her trainer
>>558926217
>>558922538King Halo
>>558920429Case in point. First Opera run of the day and Ayabe can't even come second. I have 377 SPD + 377 STA
>>558922538Golden Generation
>>558926005She literally cannot enjoy her normal hobbies without her trainer anymore anonThe kinda girl that loves her trainer but doesnt know its love yet
>>558926369if you read her story you would know she's in love with you and she wants your hot torena body
i have to make frontrunners just to make my practice lobbies better
Cornered...
>>558922538Falco
>>558926751these pajamas make the umas even more breedable
No one asked.No one cares.Shut the fuck up.
>>558926849She's not that round, more like bun shaped head or onion shaped.
>Bourbon realizes she's in love with you at the end of her storyThat's sweet.
>>558922538RYAN
>>558926875I asked. I cared.
>>558926956Teaching your robot how to love...
>enjoy your late surger sparks anon!
>>558927024Bath time is bro time
>>558927121That's alot of brown.
>>558927114SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>558927121>fourteen cows and narita taishin
>>558926972>casually mukoyoshis her trainer at the end of her career
>>558926751
>15 wivesSluts. All of you.
>saviorfag instincts kicking in after reading the 4 episodes of Ardan's storyI don't have the carats for this man.
Here comes the snow.
>>558917962Clock check for Trackblazer
>>558927383
>>558927383and that's only my A team
>>558927428It's time for a Mayano anime!
>play a game>playing it by hand takes a lot of time>it has auto mode>auto is random and fucks up a lot>consider the game shit>play uma>non-auto (career) takes a lot of time>auto (actual runs) are random and fuck up a lot>consider the game goodam i retarded
>>558927428Mayanos dad killed the ayatollah...
>>558924838I'll slash my adult cardo if I have to.>Kita, MatikanetenhausserI'm willing to commit 15k to spark Kita even.>>558925284Dia is getting free rolls too?
After lurking the /v/ma thread you guys were talking about previous thread. I finally realized what felt like missing since around 3 or 4 months ago...It was the Seiunposter although I think that was the same poster from here that went MIA.
>>558927457I love the dirt gang. They're all cuties (except Falcon).
>>558927457who's the leader?
>>558927457More dirt friends!
>>558927719>Yanko is a new member of the dirt gang>Also a new member of the gyaru ganghmm
>>558927752Rapeable
>>558927719MY HEROES!!!... And Smart Falcon
>>558927752breedable
>>558927348AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558927431803, I'd be much closer to something like 830 but I spent various days since Capricorn ended rushing some parents and coped on some runs thinking finishing that particular run will get me something to use. I finally got my parents set yesterday, but looking back on it, I know I used 20 more than I should have.
legend changer
Anal sex with all the dirters
>>558927752Its (you)r fault if you get raped by almond eye(You) held her hand for the entire duration of her fever induced coma to the point of getting surface burns on your handPractically asking to become her spouse
why did none of you nerds tell me that front pasa is broken this CM
where is everyone
>>558927965lollmao
>>558927965Yeah it's broken, as in it never fucking works and she'll never win against any Falcos or SMarus
my end oguri from cm8 is winning my first few practice lobbies...
>>558927951>getting surface burns on your handmarked
i want to be raped by and marry almond eye
>>558927528I don't remember a seiunposter
>>558926537I was able to beat Ayabe with 490 Spd and 406 Sta in the Derby but she still came within two lengths, even with two velocity skills and a recovery. I think mine just has it out for me.
ayabe is the fluffiest
Buena Vista may be your childhood friend, but Furioso married you before you both even started at Tracen.
if you use any pace as front or any late as end you deserve to burn for the rest of eternity in the deepest pit of hell
>>558928071This but with an uma that didn’t job the Arima Kinen
>>558928240i dont remember getting married...
>>558927589
>>558927348
>>558928193Fluffy-wuffy?
>>558928280Why do you think you ever had a choice
>>558928240proof?
>>558928000grinding out their cm aces everyone there just watches the anime
>>558927348dont her and her trainer have matching eyes now for some reason or another?
is end closer digitan really significantly better than late surger? im so tired of getting agemasen'd by Sweepy
>>558928385Her bond story.
>>558928457NoWhy would she be?
163088935806Any A+ clubs open? I'll join in 48~ hours, after I leave my club on reset
>>558928457No just put in her late like a normal person
>>558928240I read her character story, I think Furioso is the closest to girlfriend experience in uma.
>>558928457My late Digitan has done better than my end Digitan in my test runs.
>>558928513>spoilerAsk your dancho for a kick to bypass the waiting time. Also join umadash.
>>558928457Behold! The solution to all of your problems!https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?limit_break_count=4&support_card_id=30013
can you guys stop being rude to falco? that's not nice
>>558928457no. neither is Urara end, El front, Taiki front, or any other bullshit you have heard
>>558927801>>558927838>>558927951>>558928071Behave yourselves
>>558928513>leaving brickedBut why though? You guys are in A+.
>>558928652Scolded by Almond Eye while she rapes you
>>558928457Only if you have a shitton of mid race skills. It's On! will rarely work because she will be by herself so you need Daring Strike, that means you need to own either Ayabe or Sweep. If you're not a whale, don't bother
>>558928418Yes. Permanently and physically marked for life.
>>558928652no mare would say this
>>558928598
They're so silly
>>558928000I'm on the gray sweatshirt in the corner. I wore the wrong shoes. I wish I was at home doing fan runs.
love this horse
>>558927527She is getting free single rolls. Not a gaslight, I was curious and checked the old /uma/ threads for what we could expect
Why did Bobo's creator make a robot with an amazing set of ass and tits?
>>558928845that bird is buttered
>>558928995she will never be a horse
>>558929029Why did your creators make you stupid and gay?
>>558929120add some sauce bitch el is going to cry
>>558929029Anon, she isn't actually a robot, she's just autistic.
>>558929190She's a spaniard she gets no salsa rights
>>558929029I mean you meet her father so ask him
>Mackie on Tokyo Daishoten>2nd place>a fucking photo finishThat was unexpected desu wa
>>558928494uh....sloptuber said sobut actually other anons have said end closer is better>>558928530>>558928565>>558928639thanks friends, i'll just borrow nice nature and hopefully get better hints >>558928598im kinda limited by needing Ryan, and it's also a bit better to get agemasen'd early in the run so I can just restart it instead of coping and waiting for senior year inspiration
is it accurate for me to run a turf instead of dirt race so i can practice with turfers?
>>558927431>TrackblazerGo back
>>558928739I feel that. It seems to me like some sloptubers say x thing is the best option but it's only taking into consideration whales or people with tons of resources / time versus more efficient and consistent strategies
>>558928987you in that screen shot?
is victoria por placha a good skill?
>>558929120That's a tranny
>>558929510depends
>>558929029>>558929245reminds me of that saying something like she looks so good I'd suck her dad's dick and balls as thanks for giving birth to her
>>558928995that horse is paraplegic
>>558929395>>558929410No
>>558929120Why are latinas tits so fat?
>marked
>>558929575on what haha
>>558929589is that a saying or is it just gay
>>558929590>that horse is RAPED
>>558929510not really
>>558929590She can still walkBut only for short durations and with a bit of effort>>558929589I... dont think thats a thing?
>>558929691its a saying yes
>>558929672
>>558929691do you really think a seiunposter would be straight
871840361529Any A+ club recruiting?
B+ club recruiting
>>558929589teiobro...
>>558929762paraphrased cause I dont remember it fully but it is
>>558929717why /u,a/ says you need pasa as parent then?
you can't just blame everything on teio...
>>558929841Guy on the right looking like megamind
>>558929841
>>558930090nice
>>558930090
>>558930090zoomers btfo
>>558927431380I'm royally fucked, aren't I?
>>558930028
>>558929669Evolutionary survival strategy
>>558930090USE YOUR RAPE POINTS
>>558929485 I'm just off screen
>>558930181
this is this, and that is that
>>558930090would be better if it was 67676
>>558928639Oh thank God I was about to start grinding for parents with spurt
nice
>Can't watch the races because Kick is downdamn
>>558930350
>>558929395fusu
>>558929548With tits that veiny? Shit those aren't even fake.
Roll for Yaeno Muteki
>>558930473Kick isn't down tho
>reached b team rank on first beachdare i say S rank run?
>>558929876umadash after monthly gibs
I don't understand why Bobo keeps losing her career races
>>558930531
>>558930556
>>558930629Guess it's just me then?
>>558930642Not that uncommon
>>558930531>>558930709sexy workhorse
>>558930706cuz she got b aptitude in everything and Rice shower is at full power in each race?
>>558930709Why are tomboys so ugly?
>>558930338might drop by later, how is it?
>>558930709
>>558930791my first time
>>558930849Mid. I’ve only caught one kind of Hepatitis
>>558930834shut UP
>>558930706I do.
>>558930859
>>558930756Can't enter either
>>558930756It's loading a bit slow actually if I refresh it so maybe they are having some trouble. Video works fine though
What are you supposed to do when someone pulls up to a dirt lobby with mutated runaway Suzuka or VBourbon
>>558919125more like Indiasan
>>558931036
>>558930954are you going to stay the whole time
>>558930629I cannot imagine a worse way to spend your sunday nightim literally reading higurashi with 5 other people right now, its that easy
>>558919845is this from the peruvian uma event?
>>558931215
>>558919827Imagine being native American and every time japan includes America its fat tiddy blonde women, black people, and constant hamburgers. I am glad Rigantona exists at the very least.
I prefer my Kita yellow
>wit is over soeed uhhh what now
>>558931269It's a stream bwo, it's just background noise. Kind of like the radio for boomers
>>558931415so many armpits...
Taishin is the only uma that is small and light enough that I could realistically full nelson fuck her.
is late hoguri significantly better than pace? are there decent recoveries?small breather being random sucks
>>558931376
Trackblazer!
Rolling for Ayabe poll.http://poal.me/t27cdxhttp://poal.me/t27cdxhttp://poal.me/t27cdx
>>558931483passively absorbing garbage doesn't make it any less pathetic
>>558931509for hoguri its front=end>paceif you want to run late do normal oguri
>>558931527
>>558918071OFF MODEL ART!
>>558931481from a to s+basedi reek my first s rankwish me luck
>>558930849It's all right. I wanna go to anison matrix one day so I was using this as a feeler. I think Assertive is the headliner and I wanna try and stay for that.
>>558931585don't call your higurashi bookclub garbage
>>558930996Wow, you know maybe AI ain't all that bad after all
>>558918968
>>558931568wait we get free pulls for ayabe?
>>558931664He can draw everything on the human body well enough except faces. The man honed his craft to create a biblically accurate digital armpit. But cant spend that time on a face.
>>558931664
someone post the schedule in 30 mins. I'm going to sleep.
>>5589317658 (not 80) free pulls.
>>558931781at least you know it's not ai because ai would do a better job
>>558931765you get 2 free single pulls. Remember to thank Cygenerous
>>558931828that's all I need
>not even junior debut>have practice perfect and hot topic already>mayano chain got me head-onOk, how is this Oguri run going to fuck me?
>>558931718R07 is trash you fags only like it because you were edgy teens the first time you consumed his media and because the art was funny to look at>le loli murdererPure cringe
>>558931813
>>558931828>>558931879I don't deserve all of that...
do we get free pulls on fine motion
>>558931931I dunno what R07 is
>>558931989is that biwas shit in a bottle?how kind of her to offer jenkem to her torena
>>558931989Big Head Biwa...
>>558932079don't worry about it babe
>>558931989
>>558931813Brown Rice is fine too.
>>558931989Biwa Hayashit...
>>558932052Nyo
>>558931989>Habushuheh
does the uphill make it more generous for late race accel timing? like you still get value from it even if it triggers a little late
im proud of my (discordless) umadacchis
>>558932146Mamushit wine...
>>558932146
>>558931312Yes, it was common for people racing to either fall at the start or throw themselves at the finish line, that mcqueen may be injured
need to lick sweaty uma bodies
>Accidentally click Career button>Have to wait to ping the Cygames moon server before I can click anything else
>>558931931>you were edgy teens the first time you consumed his medianta but nothing wrong with liking edgy shit, fun things are fun
>>558932314
>>558932272>he wasn't invited
Favorite Mejiro?Favorite Narita?
>still no march scheduleEOS
>>558919845do we like these browns
Ever since I read Teiofags only show up at night I have been noticing it's true
>>558931694I DID IT NIGGERSSSSSSMY FIRST S RANK AAAAAAAAAUMAMUSUME
>>558931931>>558932516finemo banner into fucking nothing
>>558932496I wasn’t invited, either.
>>558931931everything R07 writes is just repeating the same shit for 10 hours before moving on to the next topic, anyone who has actually read umineko can confirm
>>558932513ryanbrian
what uma has the fattest ass?
Which of you faggots is this?
>>558932570congrats anon you're 3 months late but you did it
>>558932491
>>558932570Maruzensky broke my cherry too. easy and smooth S
>>558932513durrencentury
maybe i shouldve tested aces before making parents...also i dont think i understand stamina requirementswith 3 fronts i can get 2nd with 350 staminawith 2 they go 8th and 9th
>>558932693>350 staminabwo, double thatif your front is not spot struggling she's shit
>>558932631Falkeks...?
So are they daughter or are they wives?
>>558932673>easyi needed 20 runs or soand didnt got a single s spark eventhonthe parents have s ranksfuckmthis game>>558932643i am no paypig
>>558932612It's ok to admit you don't get something instead of blaming the author for your own lack of understandingI bet you think Deltarune is overwrriten too
>>558932659
>>558932764Yeah
>>558932631would be me but I have @VF at the side
>>558932764both
>>558932752im using my cm9 aces for testing and pacekeel and sometimes they get 2nd
>>558932612Yeah I'm a fan of Umanko no naku koro ni
>>558932570>7thgg
>>558932809comparing umineko to deltarune doesn't help your case bro. and yes, deltarune is aimless garbage for the first 3 chapters
>>558932810
>>558932967Daiwa ichiban!
I need Kitasan right NYEOW.
Why's her debut on mile
>>558932978
>>558933103Lore accurate
>>558933103Because Brian
>>558932612but enough about every japanese vn ever
>>558932971yeah I mention it because you picked up on the fact that the adventure is a theme park ride but not why it's structured that way and its always the same shit with people who try to outsmart media by confusing intentional writing choices as if they are mistakes
>>558933120
this general has a incredible low amount of sexy uma art
>>558933103that's how the real horse started out
>You uma starts with one fan and thats you.HOLY SHIT
Are JP trying to make Calstone Light o hated by spamming these shitty images?
>>558932978>>558932314
>being written like shit and redundant as hell is good actually I guess bro, go larp as a subahibi fan
>>558933276gn
>>558933350
>>558933321Mine started with zero.
I haven't done a Vodka career in months
>>558933314Rice started on sprint but her debut is medium ingame
>>558925142super glued shut, as per usual :)
>>558932673Maruzensky was my first too...
holy stats, do p2w umas just get better events
>>558933321idolmaster did this 20 years ago bud, uma just learned from its mother franchise
What do you think the story of Yorever Young will be like in the game?
>>558933443i made a TT vodka recently but it doesnt have all the skills i want
why do all technical chinks who plays uma also play kancolle
>>558933584killed by missile
>half the cast gets titmogged by a fucking child
>>558933103>the next race is also on MileOkay, I'm bringing one extra mile spark next time
>Politely asks if she could assist you with coming up with a training planThank you Flash, very cool
U U U U U U U U U U U UMA! U U U UMA! U U U U U UMA! U U U U U U U U U U U UMA! U U U UMA! UMA IN AMERICA!
>>558933703Quite simply...marvelous.
do you take medium sparks on taiki so you can run her secret event
>>558933747DON'T WANNA BE AN UMERICAN IDIOT
>>558933779just bring maya bwo >agemasenjust be lucky on unity hints bwo >0 hintsits a shit accel anyway
>>558933584Kills the ayatollah from dubai and escapes while under fire from ballistic missiles
>>558933858>just be lucky on unity hints bwohmmmmmmmmm nyo
my only hope of winning anything this cm is getting a metauma from ayabe pulls
Why umas all have flat butts?
>>558933949because you're not playing bourbon
this must be one of the lamest generals
I'll lame your general
>>558934039
>>558934039but my legs work fine
>>558933949It is a mystery
>>558933941You have a 1 in 5 chance of getting a 3 star at all.
I guess I'm a front runner now..
I ate two zinc pills thinking it would help me lock in and do some fan runs but now I feel sick to my stomach and my lower back is sending panic chills
>>558933949The butt budget went to Granblue Fantasy
WATCH KITASAN'S ANIME
It's time, release the fucking schedule
>>558933703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>558930175If you're a paypig with both Fuku and NTR on your deck borrowed or not, should be easy.
>>558934143next time just drink some oranje juice gwo
>>558934135I'm pulling ayabe to cumpletion
>>558933703You don't remember the girl in your class in elementary that somehow got big boobs by 5th grade? I thought every class had one.
>>558934254Nyopers
IT'S OUT>IT'S OUT
SCHEDULE!!!!
>>558934143you will probably feel better after taking a taking shit
>>558934389oh shit it's Bright
>>558934389>they skipped MANTHOLY BASED
>>558934389>fine motion>march 5why are we slowing down??????????? it's supposed to be march 3rd
>>558934389WHEN IS MANT WHEN IS MANT WHEN IS MANT???
>>558934389>>558934427>Brian legend raceBut I have her at 5* already
>>558934368Now that you mention it... My class did have a decently (for her age) endowed girl. I think to remember that she was together with the US student of all things, at least at one point. Ironic but fitting, thinking back.
>>558934389I'm going to be gone for the entirety of 1st anni part 2, literally the days I leave and get back
>>558934389MANT IS GONE
>>558934389>Aquarius in 2 daysAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE NO ACES
wtf ayabe is ages away
>MANT IS SKIPPEDHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>5589343892 (TWO) CMS
>>558934389>They completely skipped MANTHoly shiiiiiiiiit WE WON GLOBAL WON
>>558934389>>558934427>New Trainee>A literal who
>>558934389>vega soonyes....
>MANT deletedLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558934389WHAT THE FUCK THE FINALS ARE GONNA HAPPEN ON THE 12TH AND MANT RELEASES ON THE 12TH. YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME TO WAIT FOR MANT TO BUILD ACES. FUCKYOUFCUKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!!!!!!!
ANNI IS TOMORROW?
>>558934389>two (ni) (dos) (2) cm in a monthdefend this
MANTbros...
>>558933949Your trainee is facing you most of the time, so the 3d artists put more effort into making the breasts shapely, instead of the buttocks.
what will kitasan rollers do when you can't use her card together
wish we could go faster
MANTFAGS BTFO
>1y anniversary>MANT totally (not) skippedL MAO
>Aoharu for another month
>>558934389>>558934427What do you mean MANT is goneSome anon quit global over this
>>558933667KanColle is just as crunchy with even more obscure mechanics. I wish ShipThis put in even a quarter of the effort uma does.
>>558934793borrow fuku/topro and use stinko windy SR until speed tachy
>>558934516The parts stay up for a while Oguribwo if it's anything like half anni you could skip all of March and finish them
Are they really skipping mant? I was really looking forward to taking a break for a few months.
>>558934702>he did not read the twitter nor the official site that said MANT would happen mid march while the CM is happening early match so he waited to build acesdios mio.. el retardo..
>>558934389>more anniversary eventsMan they were absolutely at deaths door on getting the game out huh?
>>558934821wtf, palmer is actually kinda hot...
>>558934830>Sturm und Drang!NO ONE SAYS THIS, YOU FAKE GERMAN BITCH!
>>558934702
>>558934927palmer is extremely sexy you retard
>>558934702No we didn’t.
>>558934389Dia paizuri... so close...
>>558934389>the unity cup schedule said Unity Cup is comingI had to search their twitter for thisl. Lmao. Are they really going to fucking skip MANT?
uhh, kikuka sho status?
>>558934389Huh MANT is surprisingly early as expected. There's basically no time to renew your aces. Have they learned from previous CMs?
SKIP
>>558935052You're fucked if Creek is there
>>558935083wow she's huge
That'll be 5 energy + tip
>>558934898>CM starts on the 6th, early March>4 Days registration>Mant drops on the 10th, mid MarchIt would have been fine, faggot.
>>558935038Surely it’s just delayed at best
>>558934927>kinda hotyou're extremely stinky if you didn't like her from the get go>>558935038I HIGHLY doubt they're going to skip gameplay like this, that would change their schedule a lot more than already.
>skip MANTbased..... so fucking zased....
Doomers won?
>>558934898>MANT would happen mid marchThat's literally the entire schedule for March. What mid march
>>558935052BNW denied
>>558933747https://youtu.be/sZkSptFDje8I love bass
>they skip MAN-OH NO NO NO NO
Why do you fags keep saying mant when it's trackblazer?
>>558935284That's trackblazer you silly dingdong
No way in hell CyJuice decided to be based enough to straight out skip an entire gameplay scenario>>558935284>Reddit spacing>Schedule shows the ENTIRETY of march>No MANT shows MID-MARCH
>>558934389If you're going to spark on Finemo banner, don't forget to do it on 12th so you can get Ayabe guts
cygames intern here, they're removing MANT because QA testing it for translation errors was miserable
>>558934702No we did not, we already have mile and power parents prepared for this
>>558935447>>558935447>>558935447
>>558935038Maybe they're gonna implement auto play so people don't quit in mass
>>558935428I believe this
>>558935343I'm going to CUM my sperm out inside Eishin Flash's German pussy!! Also FUCK MANT
>>558934516bwo just transfer
>>558935428I believe you
>>558935376Pool additions are based on banner release order though? You can't get Ardan from the Valentine's banner for instance.
>>558935137>It would have been fine, faggot.If you're a giant retard with no ability to do any critical thinking then yes, it'd be fine.Hope you weren't one of those people who didn't build aces because they were waiting for Unity
>>558919827>Now more than ever we need more representation!I never really understood this thirst of representation and validation in fictional works. If they're so hungry to be represented, maybe they should make their own franchise and mold the characters in their own image?>I'm not even into uma like that.Maybe a slippery slope way of thinking but I hope they won't start using the franchise as a means to fuel their self-serving agenda like what has happened to western gaming culture these days.
>>558934793>SR Kingu>SR Sweep>SSR Suzukathe free oneTrust the plan
i cant be botheredi will just send my TT squad into CMs
>>558930175I have neither, and was planning to roll for Fine and selector her to MLB.
>>558935219>tickezo disintegrates into ash
Is there one more Legend Race tomorrow for Hishi? I just finished it today and need 2 Statues to upgrade her.
