Previous: >>558935447>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Please stop posting boys
>>558950162OK have a cute girl.
https://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frposting again for the night time / SEA crowd
Post Falco
>>558950283Falco
Sex with ChevaMarriage with VistaSex with StegoMarriage with LunaSex with all the big tiddy bitchesSex with whoever else I like
Footjob from Daring Tact
>>558950283
>>558950162But the majority of these HORSE.GIRLS are based off of Stallions, male horses...
Yum
smart falcon would be SO tight that it would kind of hurt
>>558950283falcuck
Sometimes I feel like /uma/ is starting to hate itself, be it due to shitposters, burnout, drama or other things. I'd like to use the slow hours to allow everyone to voice their concerns or ideas on how to keep the community healthy, now that we are entering the dark age of MANT, its more important than ever, to reflect.What do (You) think? Use your voice.
Pick your Super Creek.
>>558950526more erotic pictures
>>558950526Hiding posts is a great way to pretend the thread is going great
>>558950587
>>558950526I just hate larping screenshot stealing JPniggers
>>558950162
>>558950526I know it's beating a dead horse (lol) but people really need to get better at ignoring bait, some people will inevitably try to shit up the thread out of boredom, but if some anons stop giving them (You)s theyll leave. I feel like we have to be the most easily baited thread in the site.
>>558950529All
>>558950674>. I feel like we have to be the most easily baited thread in the site.No, trust me, it's not even close.
>>558950713NTA but curious, its really fuckin bad sometimes over here. What's the worst?
>>558950526There will not be peace until the mejiro ramonu wit card comes out because this general will never agree about fine motion
>>558950380i miss muvluv man
I wanna suck the banana milk right out of biwa hayahide's fat fucking udders
>>558950674I'm very slow so I don't notice bait right away, it took me until people posting the Lord of the Roaches here to realize they were farming (You)s. I will try to focus more on my poorly trained umas and funposting from now on...
Which uma do you wish had more porn?
I like baiting club drama thoughCant wait for clubs to disband today
>>558950360nyo, if your profile is ranked high (aka you are hot), the fresh fatties might see your account and swipe right on you. hinge also has like featured profiles or some shit so the fats will send you roses. they will come to you
>>558950526It’s just an inevitability of a permanent thread. People treat it like their home, so they feel they have the right to shit in it because it’s theirs. Nothing is going to get better. Eventually the /v/ threads will get the same treatment, and then things will slowly die. /v/ma getting big again was a good temporary bandaid.
>>558950758>>558950674/vt/ had so much bait and shitposting that it's one of the few recorded instances of a large poster community outright leaving this website for good. Very few can claim that.that board used to consistently hold #1 most post speed, now look at it. It had some of the most absolutely schizo retarded shit and absolutely endless bait
>>558950758Also nta but /vt/ is literally nothing but bait and shitposting. Literally any fucking thread.
>>558950529I’m starting to fall in love with Creek
>>558950758NTA either, but I not long ago a whole thread on /g/ got completely derailed after a single post that had something along the lines of "fuck Jesus", turned the thread into a combination of biblical discussions and people calling him out for being a kike.
>>558950843yes
how has this game not done wedding super creeklike seriously
>>558950853uma&co, bricked and mambo confirmed disbanding
>>558951003Saving that for an emergency
>>558950453
>first onsen ticket with Ardan>S rankit's fate
>>558950790I like how creek runs with long, elegant strides in cingray while everyone else is moving their legs twice as fast
>>558950843Golshi is so lucky…
>>558951026obsessed
>>558950928>>558950929Oh I dont know anything about /v/tubers so that makes sense, man I don't even know what even is there to bait about them, I guess it can't imagine how bad it really is.
>>558951073How do those monsters not slow her down?
>>558951003you will pull for kunoichi creek and you will be happy
Stop making threads on /v/ you cock suckers.
>>558951128Cuckposting to an absolutely fucking absurd degree. I'm not even joking.
>>558951128to avoid a huge off-topic thing, you know how your mom or aunts gossiped about soap operas? same shit with a new coat of a paint with added internet insanity
>613k
>>558951181They have nothing to do with us, thankfully
>club I joined got A+>club I was also invited to but ended up not joining got S
>>558950893I need to fuck Light Hello
>>558950526The only event I actually liked was the circus because you could spend like 30 minutes doing it and max it out vs getting a million points over the course of a several weeks. And just doing 1 career a day with the boost is not enough to get a million but only to finish the card you get. There is no ingame socialization tools if you aren't in a club. And the club chatroom is really bad.I want the rainbow shards so I can upgrade the cards I want. But the shards themselves are being treated like gold which is just going to get devalued over time as the power creep and more features get added. I really like this franchise but both of the only games this franchise has are not that good. It's staying power is the emotional attachment that creeps in with our favorite horses. They need to actually get some game dev going. If grandblue can put out several games that are suprisingly very good. Their fighting game and monhun 4 player party coop game. Why cant Cygames invest that money into more interactable media?
>>558951181/v/ is their own separate community, don't look at us
>>558951150wtf I love super creek now
>>558951181why? /v/ threads are the best place to talk about uma on here
>>558950929It got so bad that half of the slow generals ran away to the other site when 4chan got basedjak'd
>>558951128I've seen more instances of cp being posted to derail threads there than any of the other big boards
what the fuck
Is it really cuckoldry if it's physiologically impossible for a human like me to keep up with my uma's sex drive? I would literally die.
>>558951245>>558951284>>558951304"stop making /v/ threads" used to be posted here semi-regularly back before global by one schizo
>>558951003I'm a bit sad that wedding Rice is just a card
>>558951353her cooking also turned into hospital food tier of flavoring
7 minutes until G2 Tulip Sho startshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>558951382Ohhhh okay that makes sense
>>558951150isn't this version of creek actually good?
UPDATE YOUR PULL SCHEDULES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>558950808
>>558951130high power stat. better question is how does she manage all that fucking hair. her braid is HUGE
>>558951407As a New Yorker I must root for Coney Island.
>>558950853>Cant wait for clubs to disband todaygod I hope that's the caseI'm on recruiting duty tomorrow and I need desperate anons
Almost as good as sex
>>558951407Is Smart Priere related to Falco
>>558951454What club?
HOLY FUCK THAT CHUBBY CHIYO-NO POSTED AT THE END OF LAST THREAD IS SO HOTMY DICK
>>558951452she's Liberty Island's half-sister...
>>558951501No, Epiphaneia kid
>>558950283HOEH
>>558951512Some umas let themselves go after they retire from racing...
>>558951501same owner, Smart is the crown name
>>558950283Cute and round!
>>558951509/v/ma
>>558951509umadash, you can join our optional discord as well
>>558951517Then I must root for her harder.
>>558951431oh, we're gonna get to know each other real good... now get those banana milk dispensers in my face!
>>558951631I've got something for your face!
>>558951624I don’t think you want me in an A+ club
>>558951509Almondlove
>>558951678TSKR
>>558951407i hope taisei vogue winsindy champ is exciting
>>558950929>>558951336It was never GOOD but it's awful and desolate now. I only browse /ag/ there and every other time I missclick the catalog button I'm hit with the worst threads imaginable.
is there any strategic benefit to making the horses wear socks or is it just for aesthetics
>>558951678yeah, now get that fat ass in my face, you gray-haired slut
Tulip Sho is starting. Come watch who gets a guaranteed spot for Oka Shohttps://kick.com/b01doghos
need to check double pacedirt cm test285264732852647328526473
>>558950965She's great, Anon.Don't restrict yourself.Let your desire take over.
>>558951826Why are women so evil bros
This thread is good for hornyposting
>optional discord>never types anything in the game chat and only on discord >optional
You have 5 minutes to convince me not to give up
>>558951810Giving Biwa soft cotton underwear so I can use her ass like a face towel
>>558951931are you using riko
>>558951931Nah just reset
>>558951717YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>558951818That was looking like a 4-way photo for a moment
>>558951931Your next recreation is Karaoke into Claw Machine
>>558951826gold city wouldn't say that
paceGODS
>>558951818Betting all my money on Sake Dorito Ken
>>558951823B dirt WINNER!
>>558951823resultsmutants keep on winning
Next race is Nakayama Kinen in 8 minutes
>>558952048I was hoping she would win because she's an invader from NAR
>>558951808They probably have the same function as bandages when we use them on our ankles and arms
>>558951896Uma is a horny game
>>558951957>>558951965>>558951986
>>558952119LETS FUCKING GO SEIUN HADES
I think Almond Eye's eyes are over-designed and it makes her unattractive.
>>558952119isn't lebensstil a notorious jobber, why so high on fav to win
>>558952119Seiun hades, it's time...
>>558952220teio cope
>>558952201Why are you guys so allergic to doing G2s and G3s for umas with fan count goals
>>558952119Always rooting for Seiun Hades because that's a sick name
So did they forget to add mant or are we skipping it?
>>558952209K
>>558952109My A+ fronts jobbed hard. I guess I'll have to go Taiki+Oguri in the actual CM
Someone review their favorites umas pussy in detail so I can jack off
>>558952201Owari da...
>>558952209WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER
>Finemo banner happens right after Aquarius startsLiterally not fair
>>558951463i need it
>>558950928Oh my. I remember when /vt/ used to flipflop with /vg/ Grim
they already announced it elsewhere so atleast they changed their plans extremely recently, they just didnt put it on the schedule for whatever reason
LOVECEN DON'T JOB OUT YOU HOPEFUL FRAUD
I wanna get drunk and jack off, recruiting feels like such a chore Maybe I should step down soon
>>558952389oh. meant for >>558952267
>>558952119If Spark Richard wins all of you have to Spark your next banner.
Is it possible that Ardan likes you? Maybe even just a little bit romantically?
I’m a club free agent
>fast learner>0 SSR chains finishwhatever man
>>558952415next time you will see him is most likely at satsuki sho
jap looks so bad compared to SUPERIOR USA USA UMA USA dirt
>>558952498It's hard to tell...
is hades gonna oonige again?
Nakayama Kinen is starting
>>558952498Idk dude
>>558951808likely for additional support
>>558952484Matchikane?
>>558952498>>558952554>>558952605Pretty sure she is just friendly
>my fronts keeps getting overtake by enemy falco>luckshitted falco out of nowhere, start training her for dirt>my falco hardly overtakes anyoneWhat is it like this
SEIUN SISTERS
Gassed out
>>558952484Matikanefukuhauser
>>558952357Holos made their own site and moved there because of all the raiding indiekeks. To no one's surprise it killed /vt/. Good riddance.
>>558952498No, you're just overthinking it.
So this horse is just the most inconsistent motherfucker huh
Another crappy result for Nishino Agent too
kingu lovethat is all
I unironically pissed my pantsI forgot to pull the foreskin back
>>558952592Oonige into gassing out and donating a late race winjust like my videogames...
>>558952906I don't have foreskin
>>558952906Goyim...
HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DID I LOSE TO A C RANK TEAM WHAT THE FUCK
Spared from Spark Dick’s wrath
Why are these so rare? I don't think I've used them once outside those missions a long time ago.
>indy champ's offspring won a graded race before contrail'seternal stego supremacy
>>558952498I wonder...
You pain me, woman. You actually pain me. Why are you never in a good spot, Loves. Why.
>>558952990third unity race is always a jumpscare to how close they can be
>>558952990Is your post a biohazard or something
Israel must be wiped off the map
>>558953056Should have loved her more
>>558953056Why aren't you filling her love meter?
>>558952990Was it Kitasan and Dia?
>>558952297Dober has a very soft and chubby labia major that is nice to rub and kiss on to drive her wild. She has a thin labia minor that only slightly protrudes from her vaginal opening and is light brown in contrast to her light skin. She keeps it shaved for comfort and cleanliness. Has a subtle odor similar to yogurt and tastes like licking a penny, but her extra sensitive clit brings out the best noises you’ve ever heard from her when it is stimulated.
>>558953067I went lose win lose win win yesterday. Uma was glue but still anything can happen
>>558952969my condolences
>>558953056Just WHY woman>>558953126Why isn't she in relevant trainings?Why must she fuck off to int when Yanko isn't there, or fuck off to guts when there's no guts cards?
One good thing about jews is that we won't have to hear JPkeks deepthroat the shitty sandnigger races this year.
>>558952969same... at least my dick is cleaner
I have a few rules to decide if I should scoop a terrible run or try to salvage a potentially good career>get 3 mood downs in a row or hit a bad or awful mood twice in a single year, scoop>don't have at least 1 out of spd, pow or stam above 300/600 and another one 250/550 on ny 2nd/3rd year, scoop>get agemasen'd on a skill like gw, spurt or a heal, scoop>if stats are good and can buy many whites, salvage>if stats and skills can't really win cm but it's a potential good TT uma, salvageDo you have any rules?Yes I am on the spectrum
>>558953067>>558952990>>558953039global>>558953056>>558953207not global
>>558953225Shabbos goyim...
>>558952969>>558953225Is it true that you guys don't get smegma?
>>558953256even shitty careers can have 3* pinks or blues so I never give up
>>558953256Don’t you hide your tummy from me
>>558953319i am not even jewish....
>>558953360I’ve never had it but I also shower daily and am not a slob
>>558953332adorbs
>>558953256Nice Nature danchou!!!!!
>>558953332Fucking whore
>>558953397I am
>>558953454Do you have a really busty sister
>>558953360Never had any in my life
>>558953416I wonder who made this post
>he let the Jews have his foreskin for their Satanic rituals
umamusume?
>>558953365I've had 0 luck with those in more than 200 runs so I decided not to waste my time considering some of my "best parents" came from failed careers and they're garbage too so fuck rng I'd rather save some time
>>558953474She’s on the smaller side
Literally cannot imagine not having a foreskin.
>>558953516Fucking whore
orange
>>558953521Babies can't consent
>>558953521It's only useful for those when they remove it from newborns with their teeth
Do we get 12 days of free pulls (6 kita, then 6 NTR), or are we getting them at the same time meaning 6 days of 20 pulls?
Uma that will lay in bed and procrastinate with me
Uma Musume?
CHIYO would say all this
>>558953659Seiun
Oooooo Falco you want to spook my future rolls soooooooooo bad
>>558953598Just reminded me that I can do this with Yanko since she's a support card.
g-guys?where is MANT?
Really? Foreskins?
>>558953789Who dis
>>558953598why not
>>558953646I don't think they ever have given free pulls for more than 1 banner per day even in JP, it's always consecutive days
h-hoeh...
Cyjews need to collect enough foreskins to put together a New Track, please understand
>>558953840Forever Young
>>558953789
are we sharing dick sizes again? Solid 14 cm length, 14 cm circumference uncut here. Maybe not the biggest, but my soldier can still coom 3 times a day with no issue so I'm very fond of it
>>558953829What? You want some?
>>558953848>Can't mlb NN with a crystal till longslop starts because i might get her from free pullsAaaaaa
>>558953890Why does she wear the glasses?
>>558950526There is no way to keep the community healthy. The gacha genre is sickness-inducing. Unhealth is at the root of this community and it will certainly never leave.
>>558953829Sorry for starting the topic, I'm drunk
How the fuck do I build Falco if I don't have groundwork parents (I don't build front runners) and I can't use her power card?
>>558953913don't worry, you won't
>>558953968Donkey sex
>>558953890
>>558953948guts bakushin
>>558953948That's a hard one... I got it! Wit Shakur.
Last thread we talked about titty fucking. That was based. Talking about dicks is kinda gay though
>>558953952I got 2 creek dupes after mlbing her with a ticket thoughever
>>558954004Keep posting her please she’s really cute
>>558953881Isn't she JP only? Did I click the wrong thread?
>>558952884Good point
>>558953890nyoooooo i'm falling for the nepouma
>>558954004Oh I can do it with Victoire Pisa too since she is the anni card. Neat. Wish it was Maru-chan but that's just me being greedy.
>>558954053No you’re in the uma thread where we post umas
>>558953930The only way to stay sane in life is to stop trying to make things better and enjoy things as they are.
this spherical lass is heading in your direction
>>558954126Put her in the swimsuit
Maruzensky is still hotter than Forever Young
>>558954157
>>558954157I love this spherical lass and wish she would come home
Benis Barkhttps://files.catbox.moe/31rzzb.pngYankohttps://files.catbox.moe/cswwf6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/krbqok.png
wahey!
>>558954189
>>558953646isn't it 100 pulls for kita? swore it was for anni
>JUST realized she's called yanko instead of ebayan because her name is young lke cap or chan
>>558954259My nigga
>>558954220I didn't know we had a drawfag in here. Good shit
>>558954291I thot it was 'cause she was a yank
So I don't need to rush to get Riko to green anymore right? I haven't run her in weeks.
Ebayan looks very cyute!
>>558954259
>>558954268Kita stop making me horny
Ebayan looks fucking dumb. The most important uma in years and THIS is what they come up with?
>>558954259Me on the bottom
>>558954360I still try and get her to green but she always shows up before then
>>558954360YesJust once is enough
......does Tracen have a human resources department?
>>558954462I think she’s hot
Trackblazer. Not mant you stupid weebs
>>558954291Yanko is the nickname Yahagi has for Forever Young>>558954348>drawfagI wish, I just share what artists in one of umanko dicksword servers post
>>558954520What do you expect from a thread goading on a spamming jpnigger
I'm about to blaze that track
>>558954389oh damn... she's right...
blazing her track til the climax and we Make A New Trainee
I like hot umas, I don’t care about your autistic jp vs global bull shit. Go reeeee somewhere else.
>>558954603Give us the best shot of her tits
>>558954603Here's Victoire's version for good measure
>>558953829Ai peeled back my foreskin
>>558954603wearing all of that extra shit with an ordinary swimsuit just looks retarded
>>558954520A MANTening of the Trackblazer
>>558954685It would probably just be >>558953890
I have a feeling I still have to make a better one
wtf, why doesn't cloudy days proc when it is raining?? There can't be rain without clouds.
>>558954520MANTblazer
>>558954802Her describing the size of her American boyfriend’s penis
>>558954815>he hasn't seen sun showers
>>558954802
>>558954815we have a skill for that called rainy days
Could look at Yanko all day
>>558954895
>>558954895Ugly hag
Bwos... she's so cool...
>>558954809Looks pretty darn good to me.
>we're out of ideas so let's just throw some dumb accessories on herkek
>>558955001Jealous roastie
>>558955024>forced diversity uma
>>558955024Wife...
>>558954702victoire a cutemore please
>>558955059Her design is good without the accessories they did too much
>>558955024I legend her race if you know what I'm saying
>>558955064>he thinks women are in 4chanLOL, LMAO even
>>558955115Was going to finish my run and go to bed but sure, what the hell, give me a minute. I need to record this Special Record with Daring Tact in it first.
>>558955024all brown umas are forced to wear little and show their tummies
>>558954520Climaxblazer
>>558954969
Jordan and Helios showed her some weird magazines...
brown
would mackween let me cum inside?
>>558955307>fat fetish Kill yourself
>>558955250As god intended
/JP/bros, how for (you) is Gentildonna?
>>558955307Zenno more like Sexxo
Curren is cuter than Falco and Hokko is the best umadol
>>558955427go to bed, curren
>>558955024Big fan of Hishiama
>>558955381
>>558955337She wouldn’t let you pull out
why did umalator change their UI??
>>558955463I’m a big fan of Brian’s very breedable body
>>558955469is this pic ever get updated?
>>558955337she would leglock you and you won't break free from an uma's powerful legs
>>558955463not a big fan of the dumbass Brian, just eat your vegetables already
>>558955507Kachi has been tainted y the .guide people. alpha123 still looks the same
>>558955571No
>>558955580she fucked up her legs at the end of season 2, I'm sure I could manage
>>558955630alpha123 way over-estimates the needed stamina, and that's the biggest reason for me to use the umalator.
>>558955715cute
Is the big titty knight for (You)?
>>558954809You need accels, head on is not enough and nsm is too gamba
>>558955715
>>558955740she's your dog
>>558955740No
>>558955606Rude.
Contributing nothing by posting Pisa
I thought something was missing and this run was going too good...
>>558955784
contributing everything by posting kingu
>>558955890
>>558955873next scenario better have more slots for card events otherwise i would go insane from cards not finishing their event like this
>>558955740No one knows because her banner has horrible timing
>>558935447So is it safe to assume we're not getting MANT or at least not happening before CM finals?
>>558956041retard
>>558955980
>>558955715>>558955784>>558955890>>558955980thank you very muchI want to marry her
>>558956041we are getting MANT, if you ever believed otherwise you're stupid. but it won't be until after the finals selection period ends.
thank u saari am coomed
>>558956041Finals will be run before MANT releases
>>558955873good thing prof of curvature isnt that good on this track
>>558956092I hope you like saviorfag uma
saar!?I'm not a saar
>607kfucking stop
YaaarrrrrWhen do we get a pirate uma
>>558956062>>558956115>>558956162Wasn't in the previous thread and all the mentions are split between MANT or TB so I didn't read but why didn't they include the date anyway, or at least a concrete one.
>Finally get my double circle affinity parents set up>4 runs, never saw a gold inspiration, but whatever, that's mostly window dressing, just need to see a Mile S>only happened on the fourth run and training sucked enough that I ended with 1180 speed and lol powerlet barely breaking 700I suppose it's better than all those runs hitting Mile S while being understatted, need to refine my deck, but I can already feel the dread of rushing some aces in the next 4 days.
>>558956265because they already said mid-march in another post
Surprise Bouquet.
>>558956269this one will get (you)s
>>558956258Never
They’re delaying MANT because we’re getting Auto careers with the anniversary and they need time to make it work properly with MANT
>>558956286>said mid-march in another postWeird they didn't put a confirmed date. Hoping it wouldn't be before finals. Their "mid-month" is also weird since sometimes it's early and not even mid-month
Also last Yanko. Good night.
>>558956419Ugly
maam this is a global
>>558956419cute
>>558956476Spechud who's been overshadowed or will be overshadowed in the future would say this
/uma/ is an open forum to talk about dicks and dating umamusume
Either of these worth taking on a non-golshi end closer?
Hello, torena here. I'm looking for other male torenas to hold hands together and erp
>>558956476>t.
Hope the spamming fuck never comes back
Soft umas
>>558956591you're invited to mambocord
>>558956476Who is this uma? Is she coming out soon?
>>558956608I hate that tomboyfag too
>>558955758problem is there's hardly any for paces
>>558956590Early start
>>558956684I'll let you on a secret I've been personally using just for this CM.Leading the charge which you'll need to sacrifice some ratings and stats of course.
>>558956741>Base duration: 4 s>Effect: Increase Target Speed (0.05)Wait, isn't that basically nothing?
Would you top your trainer as an uma?
>>558956608You gotta be more specific bro
>>558956685>dangerous Umas can't fight for shit
>>558956685What the fuck is her problem
>>558956821nta but it's better for the hint lvl. Masterful gambit can proc too late for mile and it needs you to be on the back which means you're already losing by the time it activates.
Why does bobo never finish her chain when it matters?
Somehow I haven't made Brian do the flash pose in umaviewer until now (It slipped my mind)
>>558956684Highlander, head on, ignited pwr, forward March. You have the sparks on your parents, right..?
>>558956821Well unless you have other velocity skills that can proc mid race you would still want it
>>558956685sex
>>558956863You don't have to know how to throw a punch when your worst punch can decimate a ningen's internals.
>>558956590>>558956821The only use for Early Start is if you can chain Uma Stan into it to avoid PDM. If you have another real speed skill, take that instead.
>>558956969Shoot the Uma
Just fucking spam in umajp already
>>558956996The trainer can take a bullet for the uma in that case.
>>558956892>>558956939I guess yeah, it's better than nothing. But it looks like upgrading a corner skill to double circle would be better, no? I do have Uma Stan, however...
WAITCM IS MARCH 2NDI STILL HAVENT GOT A WORKING MUTATED LAISU
>>558956996I'm more of a Perfect Cherry Uma guy myself
>>558956525How can my umas be satisfied if I dont have a horsecock? >>558956269
>>558957054No
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
>>558956614Touching Ardan's softness
>>558957109uma uma uma uma uma uma
>>558957109>>558956946>>558956685>>558956313mare....
>>558957134Fuck off
>>558957065>But it looks like upgrading a corner skill to double circle would be better, no?If it were me I would definitely go for a double circle corner. It can proc just right before late-race to carryover
>>558957091Then you'll have to settle bro. My dirt A Rice isn't winning any rooms.
my club is full of underperformed torenas and I wanna leave for Mambo
>forcing myself to stay up and finish the event before I miss all the rewards i'm not making it to mant gomen danchou
>>558957217fuck off were full
Rather join Mambo than Bricked
2 runs in a row where none of my cards except for riko started their event chainwtf are even the odds of that
>>558957217But we are full...
...hehe...
>>558957217Join us Mambro
I would join Bricked, but they're just barely hanging on to A+
>>558957210I still have 13 borrows and a dream before CM starts. If only my inspirations would give me Dirt instead of the only 2 mile sparks from my parents>spoilerHappened to me last CM scrims but she won a lot of CM lobbies
there's enough clubs disbanding to where we can just make a better mambo with a danchou that doesnt flatline
Is Straightaway Acceleration a good gambling skill this CM like Turbo Sprint was last CM? Pls respond
I love the club I live in
>>558956935
>>558957334FAT FUCK dont get dounts!
Clubs can rename and rename back right? What if all the clubs rename to Mambo just for March haha
>>558957362>good gambling skillit never wasin sprint, we had no choice
>>558957303AIIIEEEE DANCHOU RESPECT THE WAITLIST AAAAAAAAA
>>558957334
>>558957428its mambo release after all
>>558956918this uggo can't even make a seductive face
look at this CHUD
>>558957332Registration hasn't even started yet. You still have plenty of time.
>A+ is 1m daily>S is 2m dailyHmmmmm
>>558957545thanks i hate it
>>558957321I don't want to defend bricked, danchou and exdanchou, but I wouldn't call it barely desu
>>558953143It was Dia i thinkhow the fucking hell did i loseyes im aware of taiki in dirt but that shits automatic you might not notice beating the thrid with someone with F sprint
>>558957545
>>558957545how DARE she entice me with her chudliness
>>558957321It's only a problem if you were planning on leeching
an extra 450 carats isn't worth the fan autism A+ rank brings over A rank
>>558957383>seeking the hag
>>558957726Stop flatlining. A+ is the bare minimum rank for players who actually play daily
>>558957726my sub-300 rank club has literally no quota other than a basic don't die rule
>>558956863she could probably legit beat some street level superheroes
>>558957383wife
>>558957612That's like 10-20m over the cutoff
>>558957767yet A+ is where all the players are getting burned outwonder why
>>558957767>get back to work goyim!mmnyo
>>558957806>players who play the game actually burns out>leeches who only login daily and fail kachow's career isn't doesn't burnout Gee I wonder why
>>558957779>ugly tomboy>dress like a slut
> CM in like a week> All my aces are still assAh shit
>>558957858one of them is playing for fun
fun? FUN?
>burnoutJust use Sweepy or even Icarus
>not having fun too bad, go meet your quota goyim
>>558957779yaeno muteki is seriously beautiful but her casual outfit is god damn ugly what the hell
I just had breakfast. it was yummy.
>>558958002>herThat's a man
>>558950283Falcucko
>burnout You probably meant "lost CM and crying like a bitchboy"
I've never seen a Doto plat
>>558957776which club?
>"I TREATED THE GAME LIKE A JOB AND NOW I'M NOT HAVING FUN? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO RUNThis is /uma/
>>558958002shut up retard she's cuteI'll kill you if I ever catch you saying shit like that again
>>558958059falco was alone until globalCHADS appeared and started sexing her every night
guys I'm having so much FUN I don't even want to play the game anymore
/uma/ clubs wont survive 5 daily runs of mant to meet their quotas
>Play uma everyday>Earn 1m-3m fans a day>Never take CM seriouslyThis is the key to avoiding burnout as a diet casual
The umalator says Ramp Up is worse on this track than Homestretch Haste. Am I being gaslit?
>>558958002she looks like she can return to a save point by dying
>>558952990 (me)>>558957627 (me)It's over. That was the highest roll of the day and I fucked up. I'm so fucking mad.
>>558958205probably
>>558958102Mambo
>>558958256>highest roll of the day><600 stam>336 witwas your day really that shit
>>558957545>>558957660Spe-cute, my adorable racist>>558957961Are any of them downloadable as an offline software?
>>558958205umalator doesn't like ramp up because it thinks it needs to account for the fact that your uma will never overtake anyonethey're both whatever, 1.8s vs 2.4s, homestretch haste can proc during accel or after the race is already over, just bee urself
>>558958205it measures purely in length, they arent comparable eitherhomestretch haste is to secure a win if you are already near to a win, you wont get any use of it if you fall behindramp up is mid race skill that will always be beneficial when it triggers, unless you push too far and get Pace down.
SPECHUD HATE
>>558957779>>558958002her ninja alt is hot but they covered her toes
>>558958297>offline software exclusively used to cheat in an online gamefor what purposebut no, you agree to have all your data slurped when you use it, enjoy
>>558958285Mambo is special (hard carried)
>>558958285no club would need a quota when your top earner gets as much as 10 of your lower ones
I will just play the game when we feel like it.
>>558957776it's pretty easy to be that high when you're carried by bots
>>558958362i think you need to hydrate
>>558958116>spoilerheh I remember when people used to meme that songgod Im old
>>558958434DANCHOU KILL THIS MAN
>>558958479that is danchou
Flash isn't my type at all but the concept of her buying two pairs of plane tickets to her home country for herself and her trainer without letting them know in advance (thanks Falco) is really fucking funny
>>558958382>>558958392Mindbroken
hey remember when we use speCHUD card for Gourmand?
>>558958579Rugacchi's leeches
>>558958528>Flash isn't my type at allokay, gay boy
>>558958584I haven't used a pace in anything longer than a mile
Wahey!Sixty Seven!
>>558958584Remember when pace was usable? Good times... now it's all just front, late, and ends.
>>558958479
>>558958696taiki is still shouldering the whole pace chaser's grindset
>>558958528I wish I were gay too. Must be so much easier to find a boyfriend...
>>558958696>Remember when pace was usable?two weeks ago?
>>558958696but I'm right here
My first ace attempt turned out much better than I expected. I hope she can get to A finals.
pace gets viable right... how else am I supposed to use cheval
S/S+ is the big burnout, doing 3 runs a day at 200~210k fans (sprint/mile aces) is enough for A+
Nishino will save us pacebros (only for sprint, mile, and Akiten)
Anyone seen any other replicas of this scene?Mihono Bourbon, the uma that calls you Master among other saberlike traits, copying the iconic>I ask of you, are you my Master?scene from FSNI figured there'd be more of it but there's just this one manga panel I found on danbooru.half related, but in my searching I also came across an uma remake of the Fate/Strange Fake ED. Breddy gud.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10844540
>>558958649>>558958774Being physically attractive isn't enough for me to consider a character interesting. On another note her career did make me solidify my liking towards Falco and its cool that Mr. CB showed up as well!
>>558958434Get to work or I will spank you
Am I correct that falco1 is better, or do I need more testing and considerations?Kinda surprised how well pasa is doing in my test room with 5 falcos
>>558958786Taiki is a very cute golden retrieve inumusume.
based american tiddy monster
>>558958842A+ is still around 1m per day per person600k is enough now because Danchou bought sweepy subscription
>>558958696>pace maru/oguri>pace promote>pace pasa>pace maru>pace taiki>pace promote>pace taiki/maru>pace xoguri>pace bakushin/curren/groove>pace taikinigger
>>558958948based on what?
IT STARTS WITH ONEONE CAREER I DONT KNOW WHYIT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRYKEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I DESIGNED MY PARENTSTO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOWTIME IS A VALUABLE THINGWATCH IT FLY BY AS THE INSPIRATION MISSES WATCH THE MOOD DOWN TURN BEFORE A RACETHE RNG TICKS LIFE AWAYITS SO UNREAL DIDNT LOOK OUT BELOWWATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW TRYIN' TO HOLD ON DIDNT EVEN KNOWI WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH A FAILED ACEI KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIEDIT ALL FELL APARTWHAT IT MEANT AN ACE WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIMEI TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE EVEN THIS RUN DOESN'T EVEN MATTERI HAD TO COPE TO LOSE IT ALLBUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERFUCK YOU GAME MADE ME LOSE TO ZENITH AGAIN ON ALL DOUBLE RICLES
wtf
>>558958947Would Taiki force me to marry her at gunpoint?
>>558958981based on deez
>>558956996>>558957092I got that reference
>>558958917we already know you're gay, you didn't have to double down
>>558958774gays are extremely horny, so easy to hookup on grindr...
>>558958917You pissed off the last Flash fans in existence
>>558959012GOTTEEEEEM
there’s no way trackblazer can be any worse than unity cup
UMA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA
I wouldn't mind trying sex with a guy, but I've never had sex with a girl and don't want my first time to be with a dude.
>>558959103trading rng shitfest for hour long careers
once i spend my selector ticket on taiki in 2 days you guys are FUCKED
>>558958914But why Orga?
>>558959151I'm already spending hours and days trying to roll the perfect ace
>>558959158she didn’t say that
>>558959153bro just get her from the dailies we're getting
>>558959112ryanbro btw
>>558958914official booru tag is "are_you_my_master"why are you talking like an AI
>>558959158she said that (only to me)
>hit mile S>lost to D rankI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
>>558959291
THEGLOBAL PAKATUBE...
>>558958584I remember day1s coping when the rest of us dumped our accounts for Kitasan
does dober unique work on the upcoming cm
>>558959245I'm not a ryanfag.
Rulership sexo
>>558959356no
>>558959291Why are you trying to fight the Grey Beast and White Lightning?
>>558959112Sex with guys is usually much more adventurous, but they usually don't like to cuddle as much afterwards, and women are more passionate kissers.
>teiobro aka homo hoursoh no...
>>558959326>>558959387AT LEAST PLAY THE GAME YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKSDAZZLING SMILE IS E
>>558959356the first time it will actually work as inherit is during the hopeless stakes CM
>>558959396I wouldn't kiss a dude. That would be gay. I just mean as a purely physical experience.
>>558959245forgot my image (LOL)
>>558959112
>>558959476why did you fucks say she was worth rolling then
>Building End Digital>End S Mile S>Charming in Junior Year>Getting okay hints from spirit bursts>Triple rainbow a bunch of times, on track for target stats >"Huh, this is going too well">Finish career>Realise Ayabe didnt finish her event chainAhhh fuck
>>558959453Chill out dude...
>people are still losing unity races in the year of our uma 2025
>>558959505if you pulled for dober as a metafag then you deserve it lol
>>558959497got a boner
>>558959453sorry bro....i honestly forgot it was E....
>>558959186idk he's from gundam, she's based on gundam, makes sense to me.>>558959252I have a tendency to write long-winded posts and i hate it when my posts are as long as a screen is wide so I tend to go to a new line a lot. I didn't used to be like that, it's a recent autistic addition. Thanks for the tag tip tho. I did see pic related from searching for bourbon + fate series, but because he wasn't in front of her I didn't realize it was a double parody.
>>558959576no one's pulling dober for dober have you seen her
>>558959559>he still lives in 2025
Mambo more like Wambo, just called the wambulance for you losers.
>>558959487You'll be good then - most guys feel like that. But I'm a cuddleslut and love afterglows.
>>558959559pastbro...
>>558959186He's extremely well memed in JP
suzuka never made it past the elm...
>>558959396zesty
>>558959598>say picrel>forget pici'm ruinedt. me 100 seconds ago
>Still being in the year of our lord 25 in the big 26
One of the officers in my club is really annoying but I'm too pathetic to say anything to his face... Cool it with the stickers dude one is enough...
>look up bourbon x orga comic>[Chinese]damn you bugman share your scan
Why are you using Suzuka for your shitposts Natiebro???
I swear everytime I use Brian's welfare card I'm met with an utterly lowrolled run. Does the game count the amount of welfare cards you have and just give you the most cursed run possible?
Grassitecture
soon
>>558959356no, but it will have perfect activation window on the 2 medium CM after the long one. Nakayama 2000m and Tokyo 2400m
i will kill myself
>Find new uma I like>SHE WILL RELEASE IN 20 YEARSOh okay
>>558959776Mambro...
Would it be viable to have an inter-club /uma/ tournament now that we're heading to our (accelerated) Global first anniversary? Have it separated by graded and open too or hash more specific rules.
>>558959719>m.jpg
>>558959776Bricked? Yeah same.
>>558958002Seems pretty in tune for someone who's completely hyperfocused on training but also tends to run away from anything romantic or cute.
>>558959751Succubus
I think it would be weird going to school with your mother.
>>558959895Shieruu....
>>558959962>Everything is a referenceSo what's the lore reason behind cheeseburger jordan
>>558959962>hfw I tell her she needs to cut back on burgers
I blame discord for every problem in the thread.
I just realized none of my only 3 SSR cards finished their event, and this is after hitting very early charming, dirt S, and back to back sleep deprived. There's just no way the seed isn't pre-determined
>>558959989clearly the racehorse ate burger (im lying)
>>558959989Her namesake was THE Michael Jordan. So she's extremely American culture heavy and so happens to be good at basketball.
damn look at the size of those buns
>>558959883/uma/ club danchou was thinking about opening up club races to the thread so he's probably got an idea about that...
>>558960054only me and you I guess
How much stats do you get on career again? Does it only apply for Speed/Stamina?
cute doofus
Now I want burgers...
>>558960189I love dumb girls
>>558960163you can get up to 1200 on every stat that includes speed and stamina
>>558960213@umagrok make that say umanko
>suddenly jordanposting
Rebricked is recruiting for March! We're a comfy A+ club looking for new members as there will be a few spots opening up. Here's what you can expect by joining!>LGBT+ friendly space>Food talks>Slumber partiesReply with your Trainer ID if you're interested!
ok this is my last one
>>558960109>So she's extremely American culture heavy and so happens to be good at basketball.Why isn't she TANNED
>>558960259One could say, we just entered real Burger hours!
why do anons like jordan anywayshe's not peak gyaru like helions and she doesn't have something about her design to stand out, she's not even good as an uma
>>558960303That sounds pretty comfy
Jordancord...
>>558960127now im hungry as fuck right now for burger but nothings open fuck you
Stop!Making!Fun!Of!Them!
>>558960259I'm reading the event so I can screenshot Jordan and bait the other Jordanfags into posting
>Suddenly Rudolf posting right after JordanI am noticing
>>558956741I will leave this here
>suddenly doto
>>558959719hot, post moar
Really think the game just hates the concept of having fun
>>558960303link the cord first, I'll consider joining if it reaches my erp standards
>>558960430one guy
of course he LOVES discord
I didn't notice it was 4 am.Guess I'll go to sleep.By the way, if you're in need of a no quota B+ hyper chill club with no discord leave your ID I'll hook you up once I wake up.
>>558960373I love Jordan and continue to maintain that an account without her is incomplete
>suddenly sweepyomg
>>558959654I think i've been puzzled by random out of place Orgas before, now that I think about it. Today I learned something.
>>558960439hate this shit so fucking much holy fyucking shit augh
>>558960329nyo
>suddenly susan
>>558960442https://discord.com/invite/tgZuStFTDk
>suddenly poverty
>>558960558I wanna smooch Luna-chan
suddenly tickezo!
Bwos I just realized Hishi Akebono is Dirt FI think this could work
>>558960607Not suddenly, because she is always. You can't suddenly Tickezo. Always Tickezo
>suddenly
>>558960592Is not working?
>>558960606Thats Symboli Rudolf
THERE ARE NO BURGER JOINTS NEAR ME. NOT EVEN A FUCKING BURGER KING
>>558960592>uma & co. cord
Could you imagine having super creek nearbyyou could literally ask her for breast milk, HER breast milk, and she'd just happily open her top and let you suck directly
>>558960676just eat a spoonful of peanut butter you raging fatty.
Join club Rebricked+>formerly Le Fishe>formerly Bricked>formerly Unbricked>formerl-
>>558960676What sort of shithole do you live in?
>>558960718She wouldn't do that
>suddenly jp
wait how the fuck am I supposed to get Maestro on her then
>>558960753monthly name changes are our gimmickcome join and vote on next month's name
I'm a kanichad
>>558960585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DD7VIKZnGA
>>558960739I was curious and checked google. I am not actually hungry, had breakfast earlier. >>558960761I cant disclose my location.
>>558960524It happened all because of a single scene that's supposed to be really sad but somehow born a lot of parodies, and memed him to death on nico nico douga. I personally love it https://youtu.be/h7QzqKFOYMA
>>558960818your rice villain?
imagine being burgerless
>>558960830I will if you guys rename to Mambo
>>558960676how. even SEAfags have jollibee
oh i get itsucks and fucks
>>558953635isn't that the plot to silent hill 4?
W B N DAHBY
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2023&type=char#30164god i cant wait
>>558960830>vote on next month's nameBut I don't see Rebricked on the polls?
>>558960676I have a mos burger near my place but very expensive so I usually go further and just get Mc or KFC
dotoposters won't hold my hand
>>558961003brickblazer won but it didnt fit the character limit
>>558960868Don't forget the Orga run, that was memed too.
I had sex with Oguri
getting greens plus mile s off inspos has been real toughi still dont know if groundwork is important for paces
>>558961035What's the point of your polls then retards
>>558961131it's not. the rooms are extremely front heavy
>>558961091Literally me
she’s almost here…!
>>558961137changing our name
>17% battery left>no charger until FridayI'm really starting to regret doing those fan runs today and yesterday...
>>558957545I will be the best racist in MANTblazer for her.
>>558961182Lemme smooch you
Weeeeiiiiii
>>558960439why not just delete any 1* traits
Zese goyim all they care about is the CMs, the fan runs, the meta cards, the anniversary stream
>>558961294Weeeeiiiiii Weeeeiiiiii
>>558961294That's WAHEY! for you
teio but with booba
>>558961392That sounds horrible.
>>558961380*wahey
>>558961294Weiiiii
>>558961392That's just Rudolf
>>558961392teiobros have boobs
>>558961392Teio can't rock them the way Marvelous Sunday does
>>558961182can't wait
>>558961390>>558961473>global homo translation get the fuck out
>>558961392keep going, tell me more
>>558961294wahey!
>>558961517sis... this is the global general...>>558922850>>558922850>>558922850
>>558961517Where do you think we are bwo
>>558961589My wife on the right
>>558961392
Wahoo Wahoo Sixty Seven
>>558961294
>>558961591
>>558961646i was gonna post wahoo
rip pre-debut charm run
>>558961646
>>558961646>Wahoo!I played Super Mario 64 too!
I'll take King Commendation practice.
>retention is 607k610k next week
I agree with Seiun Sky
>>558961780>pre-debut charm runThat's already an omen that you're about to have the most rage inducing run. So far that omen proved true everytime
Gold digger
>>558961780
>>558960773>ask her in a pleading tone>call her mommyshe 100% would
>>558961951post THAT gif
I Don't Care What the Team Is Called, like Brian suggested
>>558960821>cygames forced grass wonder to sing "uma in america"isn't that actual torture for her?
>>558961718tfw no emperor gf to rule the world with
u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-UMA!
My lovely and cute imouto!!!!
Will there be free daily rolls during the anniversary or not? Asking since i have no carats left
>>558962207Yeah. Free rolls on Kitasan and NTR banner.
>>558962207>i have no carats leftyou realize there's a way to fix that right
>>558962178I HATE CURREN
would you rather have thh or an extra gamba accel?
>>558961780BASED tiddy monster
>>558962207Where did they all go?
What happened to all teioposters?
>>558962320*hic*
>>558962329The slugs got them
>>558961194But the polls don't amount to anything if your retard danchud doesn't abide by them
>>558962378probably also arteriosclerosis
>>558962329they chocked while drinking their own cum and died
>>558962378Heavy Weather...
>>558962329Diabetes caught up to them.
Machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>558962243BASED LAISU
No, Laisu Showa is not some harmless petite uma ,but a killer who orders up glue runs like you and I order coffee
>>558962320Valentines banner. At least i got both of them at 71 rolls
>>558962485>shy bookworm is actually a huge pervertclassic
the semen retention line...
Not great but the best i've got so far. Wierd run, lots of super good stacks on guts and no wit stacks despite a 4 wit deck. IDK why she's allergic to sparking dirt. I thought I'd have at least one A dirt run with shit RNG to give me pain and hope, but it's been a lush green forest with almost no dirt in sight.I'll give 1 more run tomorrow before calling it and moving back to other runners.
>>558962485
>>558962485>>558962585I can't wait for this donkey
>Green umas onlyHmmm the game is telling me something
Time to pay off my debt to danchou.
>>558962676is she trying to mind control me
reconsidering emergency remaking parents because i didnt realize how low affinity taiki is with oguri but i dont know if i want to give up my 3* bluebut its only a single 3* blue, but im pretty sure its too late...
>>558962401
>>558962248As a late surger gamba accel.
Post orang.
ugh... i don't wanna...
>>558962485They really should have added physics to the boobs so the arms aren't just clipping
>>558962587Cute
>>558962717Brickblazer was good too
>>558962654There's clearly a black one in the middle.
she's still got it.
>>558962847bush too thick
>>558962759>event closes in 11hoh my fucking god why is February so short
>>558962847>bush
>>558962847
>>558962847I don't think you're ever getting married anon...
>>558962716finished reconsidering, realized that im losing out on 3* blues from my borrows so i might as well remake iti like shooting for victory but it is really quite inconsistent to proc
>>558962847I LOVE BUSH!!!!!
>>558962861>>558962912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kicnIlyoA7g
>>558962904>it's march already
>>558962759its just 1 more. you'll live. run a bakushin URA career with 6 speed cards. it'll be over before you know it.>>558962904REV UP THAT CARROT JUICE ITS TIME FOR THE DOUBLE TP FUCKFEST
>>558962847>fluffy bushBASED
>>558962836Might swap clubs to be honest, have half a month to decide. The club died when the previous Danchou retired.
Why is Daring Tact's dad such a slut?
>>558963028Hey man you know what they say. Marche comes in like a lion.
>>558963050Join AlmondLove NOW
>>558963154I'll come in Marche like a lion
>>558962861>>558962912These posters are homosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evayysKQ-mY
>>558963176Post a snippet of it
Forgot I had a turf urara
>>558963217>Ai cam
>danchou went offline for 2 weeks>got automatically demoteduh
>>558963280THE MAMBOCALYPSE IS HABBENING
>>558963217too easy
>>558963313I fucking wish but danchud always makes sure to log in every few days
Helios is definitely shaved unless she's been rotting
furashu would have a perfectly manicured bush
>>558962142She looks pretty happy to me
>>558963431>brown uma
>>558963240
>catch a screenshot of an uma mid-blink>HAHA LOOK SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUUUUUUTobnoxious
>>558963421My cute, autistic wife...
>>558963486>reddit pepe reactI hope that's not native to the server
>>558963217Cringe
>Next CM is another endcloser longslop
>MAD because his shy wife is actually a SLUTkek
>>558963217why the fuck is she playing on fucking keyboard arrows to turn? is this bitch retarded? USE A MOUSE YOU NIGGER. which shit uma's pov is this? Please tell me it's loves. I hate that bitch and it'd just be one more log on the pyre.
Is kitasan black (uma) a must pull? I only really have kitasan black (card) as my SSR speed card....
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>>558963575waifu pull
>>558963575iirc she is good for long
>>558963575No, she's shit
>/uma/ goes finally back to gaslighting about stam requirementswe are so back.....
>>558963561>endcloser longslopHarikitte Ikou..
>>558963575must-pull for my cock
>>558963217>8k viewerssasuga ai-san!
End Digitan will destroy dirt CM with Spurt + Red Shift + Lead the Charge
>>558963217WHEN THE UMA IS SUS
>>558963575She's good, but not in MANT. Plus there will be a stronger version of her not too much later, so unless she's your wife, you don't have to pull.
Alright. I think I have a team that can get me to A finals. Now, I just need to keep grinding S affinities on the right aptitudes on them + proper skills + speed eater + ... + ... + ...
>>558963575sure just like dober :D
>>558963649Retard there's no gaslighting because you need it for speed bonus
>>558963732>>558963732>>558963732
Hey guys! Wanna know what's even worse than end closer longslop?HAVING TO GIVE YOUR END CLOSER LONGSLOPPERS 8 MILE SPARKS JUST TO PREPARE FOR THEIR LONG CM!NOW YOU ONLY HAVE A 5% CHANCE OF LONG S IN YOUR CAREER, OR NOT AT ALL!
>>558963729I WAS SPEAKING OF PISCES RETARD
/POOma/
>>558963702Natie you whore...
>>558963681>>558963746wait this one is actually a slut though
>>558963748wtf dude I was waiting till image limit to post the new thread
>>558963619Armpit paizuri
>>558963702surprsingly the only one in this screenshot who looks slutty is grass, she looks IN HEATNeicha looks a little horny but somehow a bit more wholesome, the rest just look goofy
>>558963758>tranny daiwa
>>558963575Must pull just like S.Maru
>>558963703Smaru (easy mutate) and Vbo (hard mutate) both have speed eater innately. Maru in her base kit, and Bourbon from a costume event at hint lv 3.So you really just need to proc it on one other frontoid, and lucky for you they recently added an SR Wits Ines Fujin card that has speed eater on it so you don't have to bog your deck down with a power or guts card. Last I checked literally only 1 guy had it up on his borrow but i'm sure A) he's still available and B) more have it up by now.
>>558963703and then do it all again when cygames surprise drops MANT on finals registration.
>>558963950>gigantic sloshing tits>think of tranniesAnon...
>>558963796>Post new thread just before image limit>Janny deletes the thread>Wait till image limit>Someone snipes it (it doesn't get deleted)>Repeat x3starting to get convinced baking is controlled by a discord cabal in collaboration with the janitors
>>558964001>SR Wits Ines Fujin card I don't have that. Last I rolled on cards was free rolls on Fuku. I did try VBourbon, but my parents are incompatible with what she needs to be able to run in Aqua so I gave up.
