Previous: >>558997252>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
fusu
>>559023593Sweep loves this black uma!
Sex with Sweep Tosho
niguma appreciation thread
Anyone having problems loading Ardan's story?It's stuck at Loading screen no matter what I do.Please try to view it and report back
NO SURVIVORS
>>559023529>>559023614
>>559023691
I'm making coffee and that makes me want to jiggie.Next uma posted gets to be in a jiggie.Posted in the wrong thread and it's your fault for taking too long to make one.
>>559023734Release the Satono files, tracen!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/tt2aBehttps://jiggie.fun/tt2aBe
>>559023747
>>559023685
>1 (ONE) minute late from completing my career>>mfw if I collect the rewards as is the total of chips are gonna end in 5 instead of 0FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
is she good enough to move on to suzuka for now?
>>559023685this is some PEAK VP8 quality
>they will ban the Sweeper>they will do nothing about Edenniggers>they will not add any QoL to MANT>they will instead rush niggers into globalreminder that cygames deserves none of your money
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ im your profile >comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
Awww yeeeeeah I love cleat shop refresh day!
Mambo!
>>559023593Fuck spic threadst.spic>>559023697Loves to cuck, that is>>559023703Duramente is that you
i literally got 3 copies of the king halo SR with my make debut cleat tickets. fuck my roid chungus life...
>>559023747kneed
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!
>>559023889c-cutedreadlocks are still fucking disgusting doe
can we every buy crystals for cards? I was lazy and missed the last one for the event.
LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN
>>559024094SHE STOLE SWEEPY'S HAT!!!!!
Join Autis/uma/.
THE Uma&Co is looking for a new member to join. The chillest A+ club. Quota is A+. Let danchou know if you need to flatline. Leave your id if you want an invite
>>559023993Same
>>558988925Thank you
>>559024192Pace or Front?groundwork agemasen
>>559024175lol bricked you can buy 30k more carats for a pity
please please please ntr anon come back and start making the threads again, these retards can't do shit right
>>559023926you should build 1 version of your aces first and then circle around improving them in order of priorityShe has no S, no concentration and relies on TTL to proc GW so it's kinda grim
>>559023993dw youll get a super creek copy next month
>>559024192>End B
>>559023992what if I get 20m first week then flatline until mant
Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat!Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.Even if you are on cooldown we can still send an invite.
>>559024040I wish I was Sweep Tosho so I could hold Kitasan's hand while getting creamed by Duramente and then kiss while my mouth full of cum
It’s something
>>559024331>and relies on TTL to proc GWis that really that bad? surely if she doesn't proc TTL she's dead anyway
>>559024363Sure
>>559024363like I answered before, that's completely fine (as long as you aren't botting)
>>559024363join dacchis instead
>>559024483>(as long as you aren't botting)How would you know that anyway
>>559024339I got spooked by 2 creeks during my 400 rolls for Fuku. I don't think I am getting any more spook luck in this game.
>nobody actually quit mambo despite all the posts pretending to be mambo members looking for a clubis this the new bit? we go on chrono and find a trainer ID and post it here?
/uma/hjong has 3 spots open. We’re A ranked. As long as you don’t flatline you’re welcomed. Yes we play jong, and also draw art and play other games together. Apply today
Good evening, my club ranked up this time. Is a good day
I got a copy of king halo (it has zero rb)
>>559024567you must be new here
>>55902453220m in a week is very feasible with triple crown + mile A uma fan runs and TP refreshers
>>559024605how do you guys coordinate all that, discord?
>>559024663
>>559024476fair point but by that logic she's also completely dead from late-startingit's not about the christmas wonderland it's about being as consistent as possible
>>559023593HonseFun has 3 slots openCome on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days.Apply in-game, or reply with your ID here
>>559024648i am. please include me in your thread culture.
>>559024671>20m in a week is very feasible with [doing nothing but playing this game]yeah
>>559024567ive been doing it on mambo and bricked for (you)s
>>559024175Your laziness costs you money if you want to keep up, that's how the game works
Be honest, /uma/. How many dupes of this Ryan card did you get? I want to know that I'm not the only one suffering, hoping to get Kingu at MLB instead of getting like 13 dupes of an useless boyfag card
>>559024801MARKED
I finally made my first 3 blue spark Uma: Taiki!I'm really happy that the stat was Speed, although Stamina would also have been great. Dirt is superb for brining other characters to the playing field. Winning my/our 2nd pair of hot spring tickets must have been a sign of things to come!A few regrets that couldn't be helped (or could be with greater experience?)>only enough time to run one optional G1>few decent pace chaser / mile skills available for purchase>excluding grandparents, only two skills to pass on (neither of which I had purchased)I am now obligated to upgrade her at for her service. Thank you, Taiki Shuttle!
>>559023810I'm splitting the jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma>>559023871Feel free to hop in later
>>559024671So how would you know if they're botting or not
>>559024634There’s tea in that mug. I know it to be true.
Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you dont have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just dont flat line and dont quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you're more than good.Anyway if you're interested, then send join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
i thought uma&co was disbanding did I fall for a memethere’s not enough active players left for all these clubs, someone has to merge
>>559024730i understand getting concentration for its separate benefits, just seems excessive to have TTL + concentration + 3 greens
>>559024801not Ryan but I got 21 copies of Biwa power before I MLBed my first speed SR
>>559024829
>>559024483im botting but i just use natural tp (i will never tell danchou)
>>559024983>he thinks anything posted here isn't a memeHe fell for it bros haha gottem
>>559024983You first
>>559024679Yes we have a d*scord
>>559024994TTL + Concentration + 2 greens is good enough assuming you have decent wit
>>559024801I stopped counting after 13
>>559024983any second now...
FUCK
>>559025114#clublist UPDATE THE LIST
>>559024983No bwoThey're disbanding tomorrow, you must have missed the memo
>>559023593ButtSweat's looking for members again! How exciting, first of the month, such joy, such passion.B+ casual club, just don't flatline for the better part of a week or whatever (if on holidays, say so, obviously).I have been very sick and not watching the club chat as intently as I may like, but I am sure there is discussion of many great philosophical topics along with the umanko talk. Forcing horses to run dirt brought out some variety at least.Apply with /uma/ in your profile, or message on here if interested!
>>559024983Most of the club posts besides recruitment are lies.People are bored so they make drama.
Yay?
>>734089020Sharing with the class
>>559024983the gibs was too good the disbandment was retracted
>>559023926That should be good enough to get into A Finals, assuming the rest of your umas are around the same quality. It could certainly be better, but there isnt much time till the CM, if you dont have your 3rd ace ready then you need to move on. Come back to Maruzen if you have time.
>>559025114I’ll join next month then if you guys still have spots probably too burned out to play until the new scenario
>>559023889Wiggers are unirioncally worse than niggers.
>>559025341POINT AND LAUGH >he can't crossboard post
Digitan LOVE
>>559025259What LB level? She's a pretty good guts card, apart from being an energy succubus.
>>559024476yes most fronts use 2 greens + TTL
>>559025425Those are light skinned niggers, not wiggers
>>559025224etsuko's ningen pussy...
What are the spark inheritance probabilities per inspiration? I don't know if I should run 11* groundwork instead of extra mile/dirts or use proper pinks and suffer with a Bakushin card
>>559025606use hakuraku, niggy
>got my shinko windy to mlbNoice, don't forget to do your monthly cleat pulls anons.
>>559025072okay done your turn
>>559025451>>>/v/734089020I'm smart don't worry
>>559025420We purge flatliners every month, so there's always a slot or two. Give ID
>>559025259>>559025478>energy succubusi heard that Ines's a bit posessive with her trainer...
>>559025259>ear condom
>>559025709Do you want to kiss
I love Rice
i bought the AiChan Shirt Size: L
why the fuck are people running end closer fuku in cm lobbies? am i missing something here?
is this game suitable for someone who loathes queers?
Creature
>>559025898and then she'll laugh at you with her trainer and have sex afterwards
>>559025948Shiraoki-sama provides, I guess.
I wonder how much money this game is actually making globally, seems like a lot.Can they start developing a real Umamusume game now?
>>559024801I lost count but probably more than you
>>559026021No lmao
I have lice
>>559026021No.
Guys, I only have 100,000 gold coins remaining.How do I earn more outside of daily races?
>>559025948End closers have a chance to win with spurt and converting oshis is how they get their oshi to win
uma dating game when
>>559026021no its not. the game is dieing, look at the steam charts. theyre barely breaking even. MANT is going to make the global community a ghost town followed by a wave of steam chargebacks that destroy cygames financially.
>>559025478LB1
>>559026079do your events
>>559025948>not putting your CM odds on Shiraoki-sama's top believer.
Got this from the SR+ ticket, thank you cygenerous
>>559026102but fuku already has a hard enough time being chansformed for this track. why add a third variable? what the frick
is rushing gale copium
>>559025259You can get SSR from the gold tickets?
>>559026079eventsstart buying less from daily sales, you'll drain more than your daily race income if you buy too much
>>559026251that's why they're called SR+
>>559026228the what ticket is there new stuff to paypig
>>559026303Cleat shop, newfriend
>>559026212
>>559026228EXPLODE
>>559025948>End F>Mile C>Dirt FNo way anyone is doing that
usable or laughable?
>>559024801>>559025000FUCK YOU TWO I GOT BOTH RIGHT NOW
>>559026079Race more in careers
>>559026440A finals
>>559025665>using a third party toolNah, that's gay, but the doc is an interesting read
>>559026395
>>559026372wouldn't it be better to hold those for ayabe guts or would that card not be included
>>559026685It’s launch cards only
>>559026556>docAnother one fell for the gaslight docs
>>559026302I wish they didn't... so I could stop buying them
>>559026440looks swole
>>559026685list is UNCHANGING
>>55902560650/50
>didn't roll for summer maruzensky on her banner>got her from the half anni free rolls on eishin flash's banner>didn't roll for mejiro dober>got her from a ticket on xoguri's banner>didn't roll for xoguri (beyond using tickets)>get her while rolling for vbourbon>get vbourbon in 40 pulls>throw today's tickets into ardan's banner and get her againHow does this keep happening to me, I'm literally never punished
I'm getting bored of waiting for cm to drop...
>>559026428its in the hakuraku data for some reason
more cleats from the 3 tickets
>>559026220Ok I'll jack off to urara now
>>559026079Go back in time to when we got more gold from completing careers.Aside from that, just keep playing the game. Get gold from events/missions and completing careers.Try to be smart with how you spend gold, dont level cards unless you plan to use them immediately. Don't buy mid-tier potentials.Do not spend carrots on daily race tickets, its a huge rip off.Also, do NOT not borrow a legacy for your careers just to save on gold, its not worth it. The rental cost is trivial, but the value of a high tier borrow is massive.
Luna more like troona
>>559026980Is this yours
5800113058001130Casual F2P room
what if isntead of being called the japanese derby it was called the japanese derpy and you had to be silly to run in it :3
>>559027080yes
You WILL pull for Finemo
>>559027217the gaslight brigade
I could make my aces better and maybe I'll try, but Taiki's pretty good and I finally got an acceptable SMaru. We'll see how this goes.
>>559027127Six/nineJoin
>scout for Ardan>3 Star > Eishin Flash>3 Star > Tokai Teio Alt Costume>3 Star > Haru Urara Alt CostumeI spent too much into this horse which i don't really know so much about to care but i need it for the CM
What rank club should I be looking for if I only do 1 run a day?
>>559027392G
>>559027392A, B+
>>559026241>>559026241>>559026241pls respond ive been staring at the post career screen for 30 minutes
>>559027392B+
>>559027217No, I don't believe I will!
>>559027296I want Creek to gaslight me into thinking I'm a needy baby that wants to suck on his bottled milk (Creek's puffy nipples)
>>559027392Post ID
>>559027127>>559027359>decided to just spectate to not step on f2p label>still hasn't filled
>>559027217She's pulling for me
>>559027080No, it is very easy to steal these images off of Xitter.
>>559027464It’s ok on Fronts
>>559027217>smaru at 4*>vbourbon at 4*>xoguri at 3*>mlb kitasan>mlb creek>2lb finemoI'm completing the set, F2P btw
>>559026241>>559027464yes
>>559026980I want to obsess over an uma like this but all the good ones are years away
>>559027464I wouldn't get it for a Mile CM, odds are if it procs when it's supposed to, you're already at max speed.
>>559027217I'll do thatI unironically love that card despite i think it's overrated
>>559027464has there ever been a time when rushing gale WASN'T copium
>>559027392B+, or A if you can stand sharing a club with b*tters
>>559026817
>>559027217No, I don't think I will
>>559026021It took them six years for them to put out a real Granblue game.
How good is original Opera O?Im assuming not very good, if so do the evolve skills make her at least decent?
This girl is adorable...>everything except wit got restrictedWHAT
>>559026814Does anyone know when the shop will start selling upgraded gold tickets? Surely it will be at the anniversary right?At this point I'm only buying them for the shot at an SSR. I already have every launch gold at MLB except for Dober (3LB) and Taishin (0LB lol).Complaining about getting a Mejiro Ryan for my monthly gold is no fun when getting a King, a Sunday, or any other high tier launch gold would be just as bad.
What does uma crotch smell like?
>>559027464it's mega gambletake it if you have literally no other accels
>>559027940never
>>559027127god damn i was rooting for that rice shower>solo front smaru will die>taiki cucking herself in 2nd>el cucking herself in 3rd>rice activates curvature for carryoverso close
>>559027959My saliva.
>>559027959My cum and my spit
>>559027795We warned you about that willful and stubborn princess, bwo
>>559027392>>559024968
>>559027959distinctly different but just as arousing as uma feet
>>559024832
>>559027959I can see it
Anyone have experience with Sweepy?I can't be arsed to do 3 runs anymore when I'm busy as shit IRL. I don't care for fan countsIf you do, please describe your experience (how often do you use it, how many runs/how long do you run it for) and if you've heard of bans
>>559028306>seesmell*
So when you have every launch SR... the gold ticket is just there for 50% of getting one SSR in a year?
>>559028392How about you go fuck yourself.Sweepy dev is crashing out.If you're busy then don't play.I hope you get banned the moment you install it.Fucking imbecile.
Is nemo out?
>spend literal weeks trying to get G/F rank umas to dirt A>see a dirt spark maybe one every 10 runs>give up and try making smaru>every single run has at least one dirt spark, last one hit 9 dirt sparksshiraoki is real and she hates me specifically
>>559028080She sadly lacks velocity skills and It's On! is very inconsistent. It was on 3 hints + max ramp up hint so I had no choice but to take it
>>559028515you seem to be crashing out...
>>559027217doberbros where is she....
are you ready to lose to potential uma again?
>>559028515based curren poster
>>559028515Utterly based post
you guys have no idea I am at least 6 personality posters here, I'm the master mind behind all the shitposts, baitposts and schizoposts
Can I get an update on sweepy club?
>>559028392>rolling up the cheatbox when sweepdev is busy going scorched earth taunting cygamesngmi
I'm the guy interested in every club but then ghost when asked for id
>>559028515Based Curren
Sweepy is recruiting! 29 slots open. No h*mans allowed. Post IP to enter!
Club spots doko
>>559028684That dude spends hours and hours theorycrafting the perfect WHAT IF scenario and never win shit.
You guys are fucking umazing.
so what is the correct use for pink tickets? I got 60 support tickets and 40k carrots, do I roll my tickets first on the Finemo banner?
So was has sweepy dev suddenly gone in a full shizo meltdown?
I'm the guy who always disagrees with you
>>559028865bro is a reverse HR department
>>559028982English please
>get the SR ticket from shop>roll 2nd time>get thist-thanks....
>>559027464Its a Nakayama Festa Tier gamble skill, and the longer the race, the more unlikely it is to be good. It has a high chance of doing nothing when it activates, but if you do get a good activation on it, you'll get some good value and make your opponent extremely angry for losing a race they werent supposed to.In sprint its okay, especially if you're front or GW pace, because it has a shot at being GW. On mile a mile where the late race starts on a straight, its kinda bad. On anything else its utter garbage.It can be okay for TT though since it gives points. But try to get Gold skills that actually do something if you can (hint: when it comes to TT Tazuna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Riko)
>>559028515I LOVE CURREN
>>559028982he chudded out because he thinks Uma went woke with the black umas
>>559028982>so was has
>>559028982He lost 1 (ONE) CM
>>559029056I got this fuckass card too
>>559029032>>559029140please be nice, I am retarded
>>559028982there's NIGGER umas now so as a brown person he hates anybody with a darker skin tone than his
>>559029023true
>>559028982Sakura Bakushin Stroke!
my criminal trainee...
>>559028684>potential uma0 hints on the skills she needs0 sparks procced7 mood down events
>>559028920Autis/uma/ has a couple
>>559028920there are like 5 clubs recruiting nigga
>>559028920UMADash 27/30
>25/30I'm jumping ship, any A+ open? Can do 30-60m depending on quota
>>559029365Not the good ones....
>>559028920go grift in dacchis for a month before they kick you out
>>559028946Rice would 100% rape you if you rejected her
>>559028943You’re first rate.
>>559029424bwo just scroll up
>>559026170done>>559026301What should I begin skipping in sales?>>559026479Ahhhhh>>559027069I've learned to not level cards unless I know they're guaranteed to be used.>The rental cost is trivial, but the value of a high tier borrow is massive.Never planned to stop, but thanks for the reassurance.
>>559028982He is jewish, the whole situation in Tel Aviv stressed him
I will fucking slap Tickezo if she makes a single fucking noise
>>559028946>dozo onii-samaHow did she know that's one of my fetishes? I will wear the collar and I will partake in torena sanpo
>want to jump club to Autis/uma/>but don't want to leave my first A+ clubtough choices
DAHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYY
Will WW3 happen before I get to play with my wife?
>>559029637Leave what club?
>>559029760what's with tengas on her head
>>559029056>>559024459Twins!Anyway don't look a gift uma in the mouth. Its miles better than getting a dupe of a gold you already have at MLB. You can trade her right now for another shot at the SR+ gacha + 600 carrots worth in tickets.>>559024801I didn't get her this month, but I have gotten her at least 5 times just from SS+ tickets. Overall though, I feel like Hishiama is my most common gold.
>>559029637Do you really want to have an autistic danchou?
>>559028982basically this
>>559029825Mambo
>>559029863You have to have some flavor of autism to be a danchou
I have 2 rainbow shards did I miss any
Perfectly balanced.
Describe each /uma/ club as a corporation
>>559029460don't shay that...
>spookedAnyone bringing her as end closer to dirt CM? Her 0.4 backline accel ult sounds delicious
>>559030172Uma /club/ is the Umbrella Corporation
1. Do you have an oshi2. How often do you run her in CMs if so?3. Title status?
>uses monthly SR ticket>HOEH
>>559030172Mambo is Apple
>>559030225it has fickle timing this CM, it can pop early.
>>559029826sensitive earjobs
>>559030249You just want (You)s you cunt you don't care about anything but attention you stupid dumb falcoposter.
fuck it i bought rushing gale because i have no other accelswhat the fuck is a mid race skill
easiest way to get (You)s is posting a random off topic attention grabbing image then asking "umas for this feel"
>>559030427(You).
>>559030427Nobody actually runs Curren except for metafagging sprintslop, it is so sad. Meanwhile Falco is run in everything but longs and everyone loves her random post-Unity and post-TT race chirps.
My balls itchUma for this feel?
>>559030508bro still thinks he's in capri
just post porn or something idk
>>559030487I didn't notice they were inside a carGod, imagine humping these things
>>559029547>I've learned to not level cards unless I know they're guaranteed to be used.Yeah the TT bonus is nice, but its no that big a deal. Knowing how to make a good TT uma is far more important.>What should I begin skipping in sales?The only things worth buying from the shop are star pieces, clocks, and sashes for races you rarely run (mainly just the dirt ones). Everything else is unironically a scam. If you are an autist who has OCD about your shoe numbers like me, then you can buy dirt shoes too, but you REALLY shouldn't.If you are new, and short on gold, you should only buy clocks and star pieces for umas you currently own (or really REALLY REALLY want to someday own in the future).
Should I try again for better stats and skills or do you guys think this is enough? It's one of the best I've ever trained but I'm worried she's lacking power and wit and doesn't have guaranteed groundwork
>>559030249yesall of them except this dirt one5 plats she hasn't won any of them>>559030487slutty umas
>>559029116Fair. Nobody likes nigger umas, and cygames should be punished for making them.
teio poster are second class citizens in /uma/
>>559030508holy brick
Umas for this feel?
oshi wins don't matter until Ms. Victoria is in btw
>>559029825You have 7 A+ clubs to guess what club >>559029863He seems fun same with his posts
>>559030249Fuku is my oshi. I've got one CM win with her so far.
>>559030695Light Hello
>have comfy B+ club>open to join, no need to accept>works great>some flatliners every month or two>do the usual cleaning at the first day of the month>guy that flatlined long times (8-9 days at a time) just joins back>kick him againis there nothing i can do besides not making the club open to join?
umas for this feel?
>>559030583unfortunately, falco has a dumb hairstyle and racewear, while curren has cute hair and racewear. the idea that falco is some standout umadol is funny because there are at least 20 girls that are just objectively more idol looking than her
>>559030427BASED CURREN Own that crossposting attention whore
>>559026228>>559030365Okay, now I'm mad
Forever Sexo
how does this happens?
PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB WE ARE BLEEDING
Shit. Fast Falcon or Smart Falcon?
>>559030695Super Creek
>>559030870
>>559030906What club
>>559030906>joining a sinking ship before the MANTpocalypse
The Brickopalypse is real...
>>559030906Can you invite me? 473563368824
>>559030508What style?
>>559030831This would be Oguri Cap post-retirement if her trainer was an architect
There is no MANT
>>559030583Funny because Falcons only pop up in rooms and lobbies if a youtuber declares her as meta.
>>559031050>Speed star
I think uma should have some enf events
>>559030812No. But you can kick him a little bit after halfway into the month to deny him his club rewards.
What deck would be recommended for Kitasan in MANT? How many Speed cards would be recommended here? What about the other cards? As long as I acquire 50 RB is anything acceptable?
>>559030639If that's your best then no need to sweat it and move on to the next ace
>>559031168>enf eventsEmergency Number Forwarding events?
My oshi? Never even in the sloptuber tier lists!
>>559030812I'm more surprised that an open to join club is B+
Why isn't sweepy just botting with 50 accounts and taking up all of the T10
>>559031034Bwo...we are in the same club
>>559030812Respect his tenacity and allow him to leach
>>559031291Oshi? I don't know what that means. I just love Sunday.
The fuck is MANT
>>559031243she has 20% speed growth so i'd use the 3guts2wit Wildcard deck. go for 50RB and use either Fujin Guts or Fuku Speed as Wildcard borrow
>>559030249nyesoftenI lost 2 longslops
>>559031363also known as climaxblazer or "thirdie killer" TB
>>559030948REBRICKED, HELP US BECOME UNBRICKED AGAIN>>559030970We will rise above, I promise.>>559031034I doubt you are leaving your club but sure
YOU ASKED FOR THIS OUTCOME
>>559031281embarrassed nude femalelet me walk in on my trainee getting changed for a mood up and some energy
How do I break it to Ai-chan that she needs to lose (weight)?
>>559031432Oh fuck no I’m not doing all that
>>559031627I think she needs to eat even more
>>559031627I’ll have sex with her to burn calories
>>559031432I wasn't sure if you're just trolling or not then I remembered we have the power to check on clubs and HOLY FUCK
WHERE OUR GLOBAL PAKATUBE
>>559031627You should eat your vegetables
>>559031560That sounds like something out of that EraUma game from a couple months backI wonder what happened to it
>>559031730Imagine that. No one has fun in a sweat shop
another club killed by the umaclub mafia....
Another /uma/ club dies
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BIG DOG WAS SUS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4tG_tfHCe4
>>559031730>comfy>quota>specially high quota first week>comfydo people not understand what comfy is anymore?
>>559031785Mambo is fun and we're rank 265.
>>559031730I was having thoughts of switching clubs but I'll stay on my current one. At least it's on stable A+
>>559031243she has 20% bonus so it's easy to cap speed, so whatever SR you have (preferably Windy) and christmas Maya for the healtwo stamina cards since she's a long runner, if you have SSR Riko then you can skip onelastly, two witand for race bonus, as long as you reach above 50% then you're good
>>559031730It's so Dober
She’s spent too much time around Creek…
>>559031730Jesus Christ
Just lose to them, I will be handing over my training license
>>559031903who the fuck names their horse "blast onepiece"
>>559031401So Urara + Bijin + Ines + Tachyon + Sunday + ???What would you say should be the last slotI NEED TO BE HANDHELD(Ines would be the borrow in this scenario to guarantee she has a usable gold recovery)
>>559031924>5m is highbased flatliner
Basashi is looking for 2 membersCasual B+ club, reply with ID ro send request with /uma/
>>559032057Me
i like my comfy A club
>>559031034I'm sure (You)'re just trolling and doing this for the laughs, but in case (You) are serious - consider joining UMADash. I'll accept if (You) apply
>>559031903Meitantei.I am a complete convert to the the Church of the Big Dog. Was adorable.
>>559032010wife
JOIN Comfy /uma/Comfy club50mill quotaDiscord mandatoryDon't flatline more than 12 hours
>>55903124350 RB is not enough. Go above 60RB but lower than 75RB.The only non slop MANT guide.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpJqL3qItUBut even a dogshit deck can work, see pic related from this other video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TNdVvDeaL8
the sus gai
>>559032040jockeys are really small huh
>50 RB is not enough here we go again
>>559032209that is an ultraglue Kita due to super low wit. Good work on explaining why relying only on race bonus doesn't work that well
>>559032381but that kita deck is below 50RB
>>559030508Other than Mummy, NSM, and head-on I dont think there are any other accel options for pace. I guess Plancha technically counts, but I think the fronts will have that on lock this CM.>what the fuck is a mid race skillUsually when people say this, they are specifically talking about velocity skills that will activate mid race or late in the early race. So Ramp Up, Fast Paste, Fast and Furrios, etc.Skills that activate on a corner or straight (such as Professor, straight adept or style/distance corners/straights) have a chance of activating in the late race, but are usually counted as mid race skills here.Anyway, you should have upgraded Ramp Up to It's On! instead of getting Rushing Gale. But otherwise that's not bad for a Pace Chaser. Should be strong enough to make it in to A finals if your other 2 umas are good, but it has no chance of winning A finals (I dont think any Pace Chaser does, due to a lack of accel options).
>comfy club>10 mill per day >discord mandatory >danchou needs your personal address and phone number >needs a picture of your penis to use as blackmail if you break the rules >don't flatline more than 6 hours >sleep is forbidden
>>559032290
reminder to all newfags that gutsmaxxing for medium and long umas is an instant brick even with 18* stamina sparks. it only works for sprint and mile umas with an already high speed bonus
>all these recruitment posts>no one is showing upWe're not even at MANT, what do /uma/?
>>559032487guess i can't fucking read.
>>559032337yes Take is above average height for a jockey btw
>>559032337that's the name of the game
>>559031785>>559031924>>559031994>>559032006>>559032017PLEASE DON'T LET US DIE!!!!
>>559032662you're gonna have to recruit from THERE
>>559032707Weird there’s not more female jockeys
>>559031270Thanks anon, I never know what to think. I guess I'll put her in some rooms and see how bad she gets dunked on by all the roided smart falcons...
>>559032797Body fat.
any sweepers here? what is the safe repository? i am a done doing fan runs manually
>>559031730This reeks of when my supervisor tells me the company is a big family.
>>559032769If you dont want to bleed members then drop your quota.
OUR QOL UPDATE CYGAYMES....
/uma/, /umaJP/, and /vma/ should unite, we are all brothers : )
>>559024094TAP SPOTTED
MANT sounds fun
based
>>559033026/v/ma wants us to kill ourselves
>>559033008>drop your quotaDon't do this or you will have ex-mambo grifters flatlining.Drop the comfy part.
>>559032337If only you knew
>>559033094What are the v/ma/ clubs?
>>559033026this but only /umajp/we hate /v/trannies here and they hate us too
So I know that 1000 is the cutoff between B+ and A. Does anyone know what the ranking requirement for the higher ranks are?
Uma is dying and they need to hurry the fuck up with qol during career. I've been losing important career races for like two weeks now while being up 200+ stats too, it's fucking ridiculous
Guys my divegrass team got buttfucked at the Regional Finals... can someone post plump umas/uma tummy so I can crywank and do the rest of my dailies... my depression can't get in the way of the quota... thanks in advance...
>>559033008>finally managed to be in a top club>do danchou proud by always delivering quota>times may be hard but i am doing my best>now danchou lowers bar>people who havent and dont work nearly as hard just get free entry>look elsewhere>get even better rewards in different club by doing same quotatragic tale
I kinda feel bad for Bricked now.
>>559032845I mean it still all weighs the same
>>559032797can't have them menstruating all over the track and riling the horses up or it'll turn into a bloodbath
>>559032662Cooldown period
>>559033272If buttered had won this wouldn't be happening.
>>559031730Got curious about other clubs so here are other A+ clubs feat /Uma/ Club
the big news last time dropped like 2 days before Unity launchcalm your tits
>>559033210QoL isn't gonna stop you from losing.
my /a/ club is carried by like 2 botters while i flatlineheh
>>559033157every A or above club is being carried by an obvious botter
>>559033203S is 100
>>559033441image for ants
>>559033210>he thinks MANTblazer stats will stop the brockoh you sweet summer child...
>>559033203A+ is 500, S is 100
>>559033376I thought Uma & Co. disbanded, was that a lie?
MANT looks like nigger AIDS to play but I'm so tired of Unity
>>559033272why?
>>559033529I stole it from there a couple of weeks ago, they are the tech illiterates not me
>>559033376We need club merging. Let the danchous fight each other through custom lobbies
>>559033231there, there little bwo things will get better (I have no obese umas to share)
>>559033376>1 career every 3 days minimum>Last month Rank261Is Mambo just being hard carried by bots?
>>559033695yes
>>559032337Why are there no competitive female jockeys?
>>559033272*sniff* p-please join us...I don't want to our club to disband... *hicc*
>>559033695I'll give them the benefit of the doubt but their top earner's daily is too stable to not be a bot
>>559033376>Tikezo's white is whiter than the background I'M GOING INSANE
>>559033490>>559033568Thanks
>>559033803There's only Rachel King that I know of that's a standout female jockey. Not many otherwise in general yeah
>>559033298
>>559033875Autis/uma/ danchou...
Need a club toreina-san? How about you join /Uma/ Club: the club?There's one spot left just for you!Reply to apply!>>559033376oh hi cute DAHBY poster, i hope you won't have to yell at us with evil dahby if we can't find one last member this month. . .
is uma down? I keep getting connecting error
>>559033342^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>559033803
NICE GAME RETARDS
>>559034049umamusume is niger game
>>559034049did she win?
US is so far away ...
>>559034049can this happen irl or are nigger trainers ducking each other
>>559034135What does the Republic of Niger have to do with umamusume?
>>559034049Your own fault for bringing a pace chaser to this CM, especially since you brought 2 fronts as well.>>559034241It can only happen if you bring at least 2 fronts yourself.
>last 2 months ago>only few clubs were recruiting>this month>clubs are dyingWhat the fuck
>>559034213That one Teioposter saying jp posters were poorfags who couldn't hang out with the /umaJP/ bros out of shame of their poorfag decks continue to be proven right
>>559034326The beginning of the great MANT extinction event
>>559034213>>559034376>MLB Ebayan and Casino>Poor?????
>>559034213Fuck off to JP thread
>>559034326I'm not joining a club if MANT is going to make my dailies take 5 hours to get done retard
>>559033376What the FUCK is UMADash?!Why doesn't anyone bully them?
>danchou just raised our quota because of MANT
>>559034326>clubs dying>might get evicted soon>war>dog is starting to cough a lot more these days
Post a gambler Oguri for the next CM pls
>>559034494>urara in 2026He luckshitted those cards and used his crystals on them.
>>559034213any secret boss in the new scenario?
Umadash is recruiting three (3) oji-sans. It's a comfy A+ club, rules are the following>give Danchou 30M fans/monththat's pretty much it, very easy chill requirements, and getting that sweet 2.7k gibs every month is delicious.Reply with ID if interested.
don't fucking blow up, brickedThere is not enough slots for everyone in other clubs
>>559034376>MLB casino + yankoGenuine retard, or just gyaru brained?
>>559034620nyo crystals just 600 pulls
Ruined
>>559034589Our is the same (20m), join! >>559023992We have reverted the decision to do 5m in the first week
>>559034681Yes there isPlease blow up Bricked, we need to fill our 3 slots
Why is every club still looking for members?
>>559034586>bullying the chads and stacys clubnot how bullying works
>>559027217Since my oshi is Biwa and I have 1LB I'm definitely dropping 30k here (in reality only 24k since I have 40 tickets), pity + both anni selectors should get me to MLB no matter whatWho needs Creek anyways
>>559034551Dailies = 1 TT race, 3 Moonlight Sho/Jupiter Sho races, and 1 career. So even with MANT taking 45M it's less than an hour for dailies.
>>559034681We are slowly climbing back up the ranks.
>meanwhile MamboMambo!Funny to think Mambogeddon was promised few months ago
>>559034774All clubs are full of pajeets scamming you.
>>559034586They’re the ones who bully everyone else
>>559034840I would be embarrassed to associate with reddit
>>559034681Join lower clubs and make them A/A+, the flatliners will be very pleased and you will get your rewards, everyone wins
>>559034825I know they're not Chads and Stacies because no one talks about them or knows who they are or wants to be them or suck their dicks.
>>559030639How did you manage to get Dirt on her?Whenever I try it on my own Umas, they only go up by a single rank and never spark during their careers.
>>559034376maybe, i think it's more likely that they're embarrassed about not knowing JP because the regulars there seem to all be comfortable with the language
>>559034774>every clubBut Mambo is full and even has a waitlist...
>>559034494>>559034682>>559034213go back
>>559033376Just have to get through this month...smooth seas never made a good sailor
>>559034840Whoever doesn't roll tannhauser is getting kicked. That is the upcoming Mambogeddon.
>>559027217Bourbon is so damn sexy
>>559034696Immense whiplash seeing this image without the niggerumas>>559034901Umagrok is this true? Which danchou is the brownest
please join bricked danchou will ERP with you if you ask nicely
>>559034213>6 races>those statsSOUL...
>>559035059Neck yourself, tranny
>>559035059i would have stayed if that were true
>>559034551>>559034835Danchou wont like it, but you can always just sac a Haru or a McQueen career on URA in under 5 minutes to get your dailies in.
My food is taking way too long to arrive I understand what Teiobros feel now.
>>559035032>doxxing UMADashdanchou needs a good raping
>>559035031yyyou first trannyweird how you never reply to meare you perhaps... AFRIAD?shitting your pants?cumming?>>559033376>no uma ggguess we really are a discord club... no wonder were never listed
>>559035059Tempting…
If our slots gets filled within a day or two I will buy a cosplay of the club's choice and post pics
>>559035032CUMAdancho...I didn't know you returned.
>>559035059No, I've complained about the constant name changing and cringe attention whoring in these threads and I've been ignored everytime. I hope the club dies and considering a bunch of clubs seem to have open spots left I'm pretty sure your club will die. Don't be an attention whore drama faggot next time.
>>559035301Well tell us the club
>>559030616>Knowing how to make a good TT uma is far more important.Which is better to purchase: skills that rack up points in TT, or skills that seize victory in CMs?>star pieces, clocks, and sashes for races you rarely run (mainly just the dirt ones)I'll pay attention tomorrow. > If you are an autist who has OCD about your shoe numbers like mejust like me frfr>you should only buy clocks and star pieces for umas you currently own (or really REALLY REALLY want to somedayPerhaps I'll have enough gold by the next event to purchase those wonderful Potential materials once more...
>>559035170I could, but that's pointless, Better to join a B or C+ club if you only want to play occasionally. I really, really love these umas and spending time with them makes me smile. Exhibit A, she's amazing, I love everything about her.
>>559035301BRICKEDBROS
>>559035379Newcutie arriving tomorrow, so we need 6 more!
Just wondering if my guess is correct : Still in Love will come around July 2028 for global, is that right?
>yeaaa gwo im a goooombler!!!>doesn't buy rushing gale (0.4 btw)
>>559035471She's cheating on you with a twink
>>559035390nta but if you can't retain class 6 every week then investing in good TT skill cards is a way better use of your resources than trying to win CMs
>>559035524Me moving to rebricked to flatline 3 days a week, twice a week.
>>559035524>he's letting spies inIt's over
our exclusive mant global only buffs to not kill the game where........
>>559035524I can join only if I get a special lowered quota
>>559035638join bricjed
There can only be one beauty in the big city
>>559035554Fuck off
>>559035567women don't cheat on men they're really in love with. It's like other men don't exist for them at that point. Rare, but I've seen it happen. And holy fucking shit is Ardan ever for (You).
>>559035709Why is her hair flying, when there is no wind?
>>559035709that not bricked danchou
>>559023593im gonna say itthis is a terrible design for a kitasan black uma
bad news the fad is officially over EOS soon
Bricked danchou has a 94 cm bust
>>559024605have /uma/ in your description so I know who you are. You could be joining our art canvas. Apply to /uma/hjong today
>>559035709>Coal City
>>559033578Uma&Co danchou is the shadow government, he runs this thread and other clubs from the secret elite base of operations
I think I forgot to race HishiAma on her legends race
HALU ULALA GANBATTEMASU>9th place
Rebricked (an A+ club) is recruiting for March.>Why should I join?We're a LGBT+ friendly space who welcome anyone with open arms, no matter what you are.>What's the quota?20m>Can I flatline?As long as you hit said quota.>Anything else?Orgies on Sundays.
brickedbros are welcome at out club, leave todayplease we need to fill
>>559035667We probably accept 15m this month considering the dire situation
>>559034951Parents with 3* dirt. It's annoying and rare and it's why I'm so hesitant to try and replace her. First time in weeks I hit dirt and mile at the same time...
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CLUB
I'm sure danchou will understand if I swap club this month to save Rebricked. I'll come back with some dirt on them so trust me on this one danchou.
>>559035970>the secret elite base of operationsIs that how you guys call the VFcord nowadays?
>>559036002You don't need her
>>559035917bricked will save uma
Please join /uma/club I don't want poorfag S rewards again
>>559035768Would you get to live at the Mejiro estate if you married her or would they put you in one of their summer homes.
94. 54. 90.Join bricked.
>>559036073but enough about rebricked
Funniest club drama of the century
>>559036315Creek...
>>559036073esl-kun...
>>559036315still would
>>559036195Sure can you invite me 583318999677
>>559036195nah join rebricked for erp sessions and danchou cosplay
>>559036315superflat AND infertile
>>559036330post mant drama will be butter
>>559036330I don't know if this is funnier than when Aelred cucked Mambo but it's really funny regardless
>>559036038Rename to ReMambo for this month and I'll join. I'll even do a 50m for you I trust my officers can handle the club while I'm gone
Bricked has plenty of bottoms
>>559036412six seven
Join bricked now and claim your one time only free paizuri pass with danchou
Which club is THAT player inyou know the one
>>559036330It's sad actually. Club members are doing monkey dances to fill their open slots, only to become the next Mambo
TROPHY CHECKYou have all of them, right anon?
>>559035554yep, as long as they don't increase the acceleration
>>559036412Invited u
Imagine spending your free time working for some fat smelly danchou who most likely bots
>>559036503>Become the next comfy a plus club with no issuesTruly a worthwhile goal
I just want a nice comfy B/B+ club where I don’t have to drive myself to burn out
https://jiggie.fun/we_arehttps://jiggie.fun/we_arehttps://jiggie.fun/we_are
>>559036514missing the first twoidk if it's because i forgot or because i was bad
>>559036667anon... >>559024968
>>559036691Fuck off. We're busy shitposting bricked.
>>559036667Post ID, I'll get you a club right now.
>>559036205Mejiros are racists
>>559036205Since they're all women, they'll most likely end up adopting you so you take the Mejiro name. Ryan's ending implies this. In Japan, it's known as Mukoyoshi
>>559024968I have like 6 more hours of cooldown but go ahead and invite me. That’s what I’m looking for. 529086101963
Collecting an umas shoes after beating them is kinda chilling...
>>559036924They can buy themselves new shoes.
>>559036924bricked danchou's shoes...
>>559036924More like arousing. Imagine the smell of the trophy room...
I can't decide between Dacchis and Autis/uma/
>>559036779>>559036897
>>559036971it comes out of your salary
>>559037056Join bricked!
>>559033376looks like the secret to clubber retention is having an onlyfans...
>>559037056Join the third option
119354234947looking for clubi did 20m last month
>>559037056If you’re not active enough in the group chat or god forbid have a job Autisuma will “boil you alive “
>>5590302491. I have a few Umas I hold in high accolade but not a specific one no2. I try but this game's meta is Umawful3. Ahahahahahahahaha
>>559037070Fuck off, Tama
>>559037056just flip a coin
>>559037056I want to join Autis/uma/ myself. Currently in another club but I slid in my friend into them and he said it's a fun club
>>559036924Imagine getting them to take off their shoes and sniffing their shoes right in front of them.
>>559037153NOOO
>>559037156proof?
looks like the club got... re bricked
250329687139
>>559037286They did it to me cause I went like 5 hours without responding to danchou
>>559037265
>>559036205>if you married her>ifI'm not sure how much of a choice toreina has about that, the Mejiro family is very.......persuasive.....
>>559037156How’s CloverClub been treating you? They’re good people.
>>559036315super flat AND super fertile
LMAO RETARD CLUB
>>559037153fucking stop I want the pics
I have 3 accounts take whichever you want 156802333979207877279602473563368824
>>559037329From le fishe to le dead xD
>>559037350it's kinda rude when you dont reply to nudes....
>>5590302491. I still don't really know the weight of that term so I'm going to say no3. I've won 2 plats with my fave out of the released umas Fuku2. I have retired Fuku from the CMs she has won so I only bring her to medums. I have no patience for chansforming beyond E rating
>>559024748>>559037153bwo
cm10 room8417326684173266841732661
Don't worry Spe, after I finish reading Suzuka's career you're next
>>559037529No
>>559037265This but I cum inside their shoes and force them to wear em again.
holy fuck imagine losing that many members just disband already
Your top 5 uma
>>559037410Dirt shoes and emojis city
>>559036780Just when I couldn't like the Mejiros any more.......Think I might do a Mejiro team for Pisces, I've got McQueen, Ardan, and Dober. I wouldn't win much (I could also field Seiun/Kitasan/VBourbon which would be a better meta team), but those wins would be satisfying as fuck.
what a surprise
Am I gonna have to spam careers in the events before the one on March 12th or can I chill?
>>559037509>chansformingFuck off nigger go back to your trooncord
>>559037529>race started without anyone joining???
>>559037667>Dryness Squard
>>559037667ArdanNatureCafeCreekSuzuka
>>559037056Dacchis is chill and almost never shitposted here. They have a couple tryhards who will post their cm umas for you to train, which is a good thing. The quota is a suggestion and almost never enforced.Autis/uma/ is always on the spotlight and the new toy in town. They're fun, and danchou is always lurking around here.Or so I have heard.
>>559036924It's leftover from medieval jousting rules>lose a joust>forfeit your uma and your armor>have to ransom them back at market priceand I don't know about you, but I'm not giving back Creek, Dober, OR Hishiama's shoes. Not for a hundred million dollars.
>>559037763What does this even mean?
You guys are retarded.
>>559037702Sounds fun. Hope you’re doing well.
>>559037667Almond EyeAi Chan アーモンドアイCucumber Nine Crown
>>559037850Play more gachas and lurk more
>>559037898i want to be spoiled
>>559035390>Which is better to purchase: skills that rack up points in TT, or skills that seize victory in CMs?In general you dont want to buy too many skills until the end of the career, because you dont know what other skill hints you might get, and there is always a chance you might get Fast Learner later.Once you reach the end of a career you should know if this is a CM worthy run or not. if so then buy CM skills. If not, and it has the stats/skill hints to be a stronger TT uma then the one you currently have on your TT team, then do that. If not, then treat it like a parent run and buy skills you want to get sparks for. This should be obvious, but as a reminder, dont buy inherited uniques when trying to make a good parent.>Perhaps I'll have enough gold by the next event to purchase those wonderful Potential materials once more...By the time you have enough gold to afford those expensive potentials you should easily have enough sashes and shoes. If not, then you have probably been spending too much on potentials.
i have a second mejiro ryan fumo in the works
i've been part of the same B+ club that almost never gets mentioned here for monthsit's chill
Bricked - At least we're not CUMA
>>559037946>Play more gachasno
>>559037898Kill hags
>>559038002dear god...
>HAHAHHA DURRR BRICKED HAHAHA REBRICKEDD LE FISHHEEEEE FISHIES FISHY FISHHHHH AHAHAHHAHA FISHIESSSS BRICKKKKK BRICKED FISHIESSSSS REBRICKED FISHIESSSS LE FISHEEEEEE LE DEAD LE FUCKING DEAD ITS FUCKING OVER HAAA BRIIIIIIICKED FUCKING BRICKED LE REBRIIIICKED WHAT YOU ARE GONNA DO WHEN YOU GET REBRIIIICKED
>>559037529>go take a shit>miss the roomsfor fucks sake
>>559036924Its like modern day scalping on umas, lose your dignity forever
>>559038210lol
>>559037265Which Uma would be into that
>>559038228Hope you didn’t shit without danchou’s permission
ARE THE NEW MONTH SR TICKETS READY YET
>>559038210Bricked danchou has the same cup size as Doto
>>559038040What club?
>>559038252Do you sniff them?
>>559038280Holy succubus
>>559038210Doto wouldn't say this.
>>559038280Slut
>>559038304Unless pics are posted, I'm just going to assume Bricked danchou is just a big guy
>ardan sending chiyo our sex tape on "accident"
>>559038291yes
*hic* P-pwease join b-bricked, i-it's all I have
>>559038374>>559038374>>559038374>>559038374
>>559038374It’s kirawontmiss
>>559038359I would kiss them instead, it is my right to smooch them like if I had won the grand prix
>>559037667I’m a toreina of the Satono household
>>559038304How fucking fat is he?
>>559038374For you.
>>559038421>pajeet clubNo
>>559038421You don’t want me in bricked
>>559038357shortstack
>>559038525We have literal schizos
>>559038421I might be convinced to join if you do me a favor
>>559032662We used to be at 44k players at class 6
>>559038542Ah... I joined your guys discord some weeks ago, it's chill.
>>559032662give it 24h for leavers
>>559038581No I just mean I’m lazy, trade shoes, and do maybe 1-2 runs a day
MANT isn't even that scary
I’m not gonna make it bwos…
What should we name the official Forever Young /uma/ club?
>>559038809Forever Hag
>>559038809Forever Bricked.
>>559038809/umaJP/ club
>>559038784All the cool people are in class 5 anyway
>>559033376>The complete list of /uma/ discord clubs
>>5590388094 ever chan
>>559038865Are you the schizo >>559038581 was talking about?
>>559038809forever young's sweaty post race umanko on my face
>>559038809YankoManko
>>559038809Why did they make her look like a whore that gets shit on in Dubai?
why everyone posting card pulls when there was no free gibs?
>>559038945I like this one
remember that you can only use a maximum of 5 clocks per MANT career so if you didn't pull for Fuku then you'll be having a hard time with early races
>>559039003To pander to New Yorkers
I think its time for me to make a Jordan folder
>>559036924Some of them...don't take too kindly to these trophies
>>559038382now she’ll finally know how to become an adult, as much as she insisted to her trainer that she wanted to be one
>>559039038your cleats bwo?
>>559038421My sworn rival of 5 years is in Bricked club so I shan't be doing so
Join Rebricked.
>>559039084
>>559035917Did nothing come out but Scream?
>>559039084Others don't seem to care all that much
>>559039171I have to wait for cooldown
I wasn't even shitposting, how did it come to this?
>>559036924>>559039084Some are more accommodating
>>559039171Why did everyone leave? What aren’t you telling us?
>>559039171...Hancho could wear this...
>>559038809Haglove
Why are Fineposters literally always up to no good?
>>559039038>tranny gachaKill yourself
>>559036924to an umamusume, their legs are their life so taking their shoes as a prize for beating them at the thing they're naturally good at is basically claiming them
>>559039310Mandatory discord
>>559039287Bored retards can always blow things out of proportion
I no longer love my trainee, what do I do?
>>559039305I just wretched. Who doesn't put cha shu in their ramen? Disgusting.
Maruzen...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLGPWjYyfU
where is the porn? why no one links porn? this general always linked porn when it belonged to jp
>>559039423Kill her without any witnesses
>>559038421dancho... you ha e to open the onlyfans ...it's the only way...
>>559039258>barefootKATSURAGI WHORE
>>559039380Kindred spirits
Taking their worn shoes as trophies is unironically lewd and it gets me uncomfortably horny whene there's a new challenge race.
>>559039463I just posted porn and only got 2 (You)s. Place is nothing but fags now. It’s over.
>>559039463kys
>>559039310We didn't do anything!>4 left>2 kicked
>>559039310They expect you to do at least 3 runs/day and in MANT that means almost 3 million fans/day so the quota will go up to 90 million fans/month when Mant drops
>>559039453Shit music
>>559039393>plays literal horse tranny gachai accept your confessionyou are allowed to kill yourself troon
Hey hey you youI don't like your girlfriendNo way no wayI think you need a new oneHey hey you youI could be your girlfriend
>>559039310the penis inspection didnt go well...
>>559039556>4 left
>>559033298The Heisei three!...and Tamamo Cross.
Dirt CM room, cum572149185721491857214918I got tired of doing rooms when my A Finals lobby are all dogshit anyway.
>>559039556You posted Ai chan so I will now consider joining your club
>>559036585Thanks, I'm dumb though it was in the OP.
>>559038895Can't wait to see your reaction after you learn every club has a discord, and every danchou is in danchoucord. Even the C-ranks
>>559024801Surprisingly enough 2LB, Bourbon on the other hand...
>>559039728Nice deflection bwo
The fuck is discord?
Every Suzuka I've seen has gotten overtaken by a 1200pwr S dirt Smart Falcon who then used her ult to further establish her lead
>>559039556I'm only loyal to OG Danchou and our new names sucked big ass
>>559039806Chat rooms for fags to ERP
>>559039728>every club has a discordoof, got caught with a discord and want to project huh?
change the name toLe raped
>>559039806A song made by Eurobeat Brony
Brazilian umas when?
>>559039806>disagreement between people
I was a danchou once…never again…
>>559039629I'm married and I have beautiful uma children, get away from me
>>559039728not mine>I was already in a discord with one of the cunts that invited me to the clubdoesn't count
>>559039728Not our club, we only use a Reddit group chat to talk to each other.
>>559039912>>559039803>they weren't invitedheh
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THEY ONLY APPEARED IF YOU PICKED ALL TOP OPTIONS AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't believe Shinko Windy has hips that wide
>>559039980I'm thinking of stepping down soon. It's always been in the back of my mind, but I haven't found the right excuse to
>>559039728You should see the shit talking when someone rage quits to join your friend's club or a leech tries to keep leeching
7 and you do a 10-pull on the Support banner right now.
>marked
Thoughts ob this uma?
>>559040078You probably picked mid in the 2nd or 3rd race
>>559040127nyo .......
>>559040127Oh... ok Shiraoki-sama anything for you
>>559040078>mid cafe>turf queen
>>559039962No more forced diversity
>>559040172Should open her own nail art store with Jordan
Pop Quiz, /uma/Pick 2 cards for your MANT deck, the uma has 0% speed growth.There is a correct answer.
1 (?) week until I can ticket Jordan...
>>559040127The banner isn't that good...
>>5590393102 dead months and people just felt burnout. CM hunting have sucked the soul out of many people, so i hope MANT bring some life back (sure will happen)what the actual fuck is that captcha, fucking hell
Reminder that King Halo's butt is canonically big thanks to comments from digitan
>>559040269Kita and Jordan
>>559040145
>>559040269toesen and windy
>finally got the third event in Matikanefukukitaru's SSR card
>>559040285kimo
>>559040269trick question, you don't use speed cards in MANT
Id make stinko windy a mother
Looking for a club, any rank is fine. Last month I did 40 million.450609305067
>>559040358
I will fuck Fine Motion and FineMoposters to mend their evil ways
>>559040285I kneel
>>559040172Irredeemable bitch who bullies and grooms autistic retards
>>559039545its truely a tranny general used by tranniesi missed itlink it
Mambo, the /uma/ club
"""""perfect heroine""""">long f
>>559040412half the reason of boyfucking is turning them into the cute girls they were always meant to be
>>559040512>450609305067>ID does not existStop toying with me
>>559040340Pin pon. Correct.>>559040373Wrong, apply yourself.>>559040429Back to sloptuber comments you go, unless you bring 18spd parents you need speed cards.
>>559040521
>>559040596
>>559033376uma co didnt take me last timedogs
>>559040412Shut up Sigmund FRAUD
>>559040624Soon...
>>559040687Digitan praised me…
>>559040619Yeah I dont actually need a club, but I bet I got you lol.
>>559040078They appear if you go 1 1 1 or 1 1 2. Don't go 1 1 2, it may be a good option to pick middle team in 1st or 2nd round even if you have a good run because if you can't pick top team in the 3rd round, this happens.
>>559040624...honduras?
i hope we get a regional variant of daiwa in the new gen.
>>559040694
>>559040696NTA but he's right, having that feminine side exclusively shown to (you) is cute
>>559040127Fuck you I'm trying to save for NTR
>>559040830what the fuck
>>559040172I'm very fond of mean girls
>>559040849>t.cuck
>>559040285
>>559040790Hope you have to spark whatever you want to roll next
>>559040841
>>559040912HER NAME ISNARITATOPROADFROM THE HIT SERIES UMA MUSUME: ROAD TO THE TOP
>>559040696
Sweepy should open the club and let 29 /Uma/ leeches get S+ carrots
>>559040917>7It's over for that anon
>>559040991Those feet are gross wtf
>>559040917>7AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559041005Stop liking men with tits
>>559041021Just do it yourself. The tools are downloadable for free.
>>559040756how for (you) is marvelous anyway
>>559040979
>>559041093Stop being ugly
>>559041056Feet are hard to draw, but some artists persist in this endeavor
Gib club 6969696967
>>559041132What a fag. I’ll do her legs
>>559041021Imagine being this brown anon right now.How he's salivating at the idea of leeching off a botter going rogue.He must be stroking right now and would leave his club in a heartbeat to join sweepy even if the club is at risk of getting banned by Cyjews in less than a week.But what if it doesn't.
>>559041142No
>>559041132
i just hit my first and only bond level 10is there a way to accelerate this in the future or is it really just this much of a grind
>>559041287Boyumas it is, then
>>559041113>/umajp/ got so popular they made it to facebook as a separate entity from us
>>559041329If you have umas in TT and run it regularly, bond 10 is a piece of cake
>>559041329Put your uma in your TT team and do a lot of races, easiest way to farm bond.
>>559041296>japanese artist Two nukes weren't enough
>>559041329sweepy can help with that
>>559041296
>>559036897Invite sent.That said, I can't promise you wont get kicked at the end of the month. I know you have a new account thats only 2 months old, but you only have 3.6M total fans.I know I said we dont have an official quota, but I also said you can't flat line. You gotta get at LEAST 2M a month, and even that might not be enough (with MANT coming that number might change too). If that sounds like too much for you, then join a random B rank club instead.
>>559038809Forever Bombed by Iran
>>559041372I'm blind or I can't find super creek here
>>559041329I've played since launch and didn't even know umas had bond levels
>>559041372>flower>low danger leveli feel like im being misled
>>559041524She's a pedo
>>559041372What's the deal with Falco?
>>559041456
>>559041589She gives up on (You)
>>559041396>>559041408it was gold shipshe's always been on my long team and i always use all my RP (well maybe not for the first little while i played)
>>559040285based
>>559041496>You gotta get at LEAST 2M a monthEh? Isn't that a quota right there?
>>559041582I feel like this chart could have been organized better
>>559041589She's an idol.Idols cant be in relationships.
>>5590416542M is a career a week
>>559041626
>>559041372>doto and biko that high>air groove and vivilos that low
>>559041665No
>>559041372>facebookoh boy all SEA for sure
>>559041582these niggas havent played opera's career
>>559040285I dropped money on her banner and she won scorpio for me
>>559041783the chart falls apart at any individual level of scrutiny desu
>>559041589massive cuck that loves her trainer but can't make a move and her trainer is completely oblivious/not-interested.
>>559041589She cant persue anything with (you) until she is done being an idolBut she wants to...
>>559041830>muh ringNot good enough
>>559041767Not if someone runs Urara every week
>>559041774
>>559040687whys thatwhat about heilo, sweep, etc
>>559041783They put KawaPri at a 2/5 for intensity and she is quite literally constantly making moves on you
>>559041942but enough about your parents
>>559041582>Maya>barely made active>every other event is her pushing herself onto you
What do we do about the next thread?
>>559042013>t.Doto
>>559042038We don’t
>>559041740>>559041883This brings back bad memories from a VN where (You) get cucked by your idol gf's fan. God I hate idol culture
Can I post Nishino Flower next thread?
>>559041953
>i need to have perfect 18/18 spark 10 dirt and 8 mile sparks to convert maya for dirt CM>with B end closer at thatABORT ABORT ABORT
>>559042038try buttering it, I recommend a maya OP
>>559042098No
>>559041524Creek always gets left out of for (You) discussions despite having some heavy lines and people already considering you two like an old married couple because they get giga-filtered by the mommy stuff.It is what it is.
>>559042098If the picture is under 5KB I'll allow it
>>559041883>I'll always want you to support me
>>559042038We carry on.
>>559042038dont do a maya op, do an air groove thread, those are rare
>>559042147She only loves you for your sperm
What is the point of the discord?
>>559042112
Brickzuri
>>559042098yes
>>559042206>air grooveFuck that bitch
>>559042147I think it's because people already take it for granted that Creek is for (You) due to her personality
>>559042360If you insist
>>559042360dont say that....
>>559042275
>>559039453this is what hags listen to on their cassette tapes
>>559042360
>>559042193
>>559042486>>559042412>making an error>>>/r/eddit
Think I’m just not gonna join a club
>>559042460
>>559042193Basically, "you are not allowed to date anyone until I end my idol career"
>>559042267An excuse to scout for a bf
>>559042038what about it
Alright, here you go>>559042737>>559042737>>559042737
>>559013171Thanks for the answers bros I saw it, it was okayFuji Kiseki best girl
>>559036763GO FUCK YOURSELF. JIGGIE SUPREMACY.
>>559042642
>>559042267people looking for new toreina to groom
>>559042460tama should rape trainer-kun with her average sized umacock for this
>>559042791We have allowed into our hearts our great lord and master, Biko Jigasus
>>559041654That's why I said we don't have an OFFICIAL quota.2million looks pretty flat when compared to everyone else on the graph.2M a month is pretty fucking generous even by B+ standards. We are being hard carried by some of our big earners. Like I can't even guarantee that 2M a month will be enough to keep you safe from getting kicked, but I can't give an exact number because we dont have an official quota.Even if you are playing with weak cards, and only training Haru, you should be able to manage 200K in one career. Thats 10 WEAK careers a month to hit 2 mil. If you cant manage that, then you arent actually playing the game.
>>559038809Forever Donutless
>>559039003???but she doesn't look like curren???
>>559042807i like how these posters imply that the uma discord and cinderella gray anime exist in their universe
>>559040098pear-shaped windy
>>559041646is she not winning
>>559040285You should have trained your luck stat more
