Previous: >>559042737>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>559067325nice natie nice natie
OISU!
Umas that run in skirts are sluts
>>559067325Sex with Natie (forma de hag)
Honestly, I've seen nicer natures
Bwos.....
I'm about to end this girl's career
god the difference between 3 wit and 4 wit is so big>no mile si know...>groundworksparks happened to work out so i figured it was better than a generic midrace
>>559067325RARE NATTIE
Noice
>>559067381>>559067410>hag naturessssssssssssex>>559067420chuckled
I WANT TO FUCK THIS BOY
join.. da club..
>>559067439OH SHIT I DONT HAVE A 3RD RECOVERYnot sure if i didnt sack one or if i did and scrolled over it...
>>559067498>he
>>559067306The classes are percentage-based. Less casuals = tougher cutoffs. It would be amusing to see how many more casuals MANT will kill.
bricky titty
>>559067498cheval forma de hag
Bloomers
>>559067498i need to see depressed rulership fan art after she loses a board game
>>559067454easily one of my top 3 nattie images>>559067498GET IN LINE!
>>559067518stallion moment
>>559067498Her mom won't let you.
>club drama goneWe did it /uma/!
Danchou, I'll be flatlining for the duration of MANT. Hope you understand. Love you.
1million fans is hard when you're guaranteed to job 2 races
>>559067686Falco would do this.
Imagine if this is how botting ends.This is unironically the closest we've been to total botters death
>>559067692>36:38I hate people like you, people that know how to play the darn game
Looking for an active club866113422739
>>559067552
>>559067731SWEEPY'S DUMPY
>>559067774She looks naked without her bow
>spend 30k on Uma bannerWill get Uma guaranteed (you might not even need to spark)>spend 30k on card banner1LB (maybe even 0LB), need to roll for even more dupesExplain to me why I wouldn't just roll on only Uma banners again???
It is coming /uma/The StormCan we survive until Grand Concert?
>>559067731>obviously also racist but what can you dolmao no idea why thats so funny to menothing will come out of this btw, he MIGHT be banned and that's it, eden will stay untouched>>559067774pj sexo
>>559067731is this comment not just sweepydev selfsucking on plebbit?
>>559067663>Club drama gone because they're all dead and wont be filled Great
>>559067765no
>>559067731Why did he mention Sweepy is racist without knowing Sweepy hates nigumas unless thats (You) who posted that bitchmade post
>>559067663
>>559067731botting is brown culture in MMOs and other live service gameglobal is the brown servernothing will happen to botters here
>>559067869racism is literally a part of his account/club you retarded mongo
don't worry I will fabricate some autis/uma/ drama to revive this board at 15 UTC
>>559067439>>559067515Incredible, anon. You somehow forgot to use a wit card for yourself.
>>559067921Sweep has a point.I would not want monkeys in my horse game.
>>559067869The club description
If they release the auto-play QoL, would MANT be saved?
>>559068009Nyo because auto play tanks your fan count and danchode would nuke you instead
>Nature card for OYL>Oguri card for Furious FeatAre there any other source of late race accel that's not a guts card?
>>559067957Sex with this Mambo
>>559067809>the player count keeps dropping each week as shown by the TT estimateshmmm nyo
>>559068009anything but playing the game huh
>>559067325nice naturals
now, sweep tosho, that's a sexy mare. I sure hope Duramente does not... NOOOOOOOO
>>559067957i got alot of (you)s from bricked but sure, we can do autis/uma/ next
>>559068034What if I join Mambo
>>559067806You need (some) cards to power up the Umas you likeAs much as I would like it, I am pretty sure we won't be able to get away with borrowing a single must have card while sitting on SRs and freebies forever. Eventually we're gonna need to own at least one of them
I've started manually farming instead of botting to prepare for the incoming banwave and man this fucking sucks. Mind numbing gameplay just to get shit sparks, no wonder this game died
>>559068047for Aquarius there's the new digitan power card
>>559067325Just fuck my chud life
>>559068058at least THEY are playing it, even have it installed, unlike you tranny
>>559067809Well I might drop the gameMy luck has been abysmal and I always got fucked in the ass while rolling for cards or uma.Honestly I don't have the motivation to play anymore
>>559068094mambo only takes members quality asses
>>559066482I can get Updrafter from secret eventFurious Feat is from power card which I want to avoid. I guess spamming midgame skills might be better option?Too bad both time I training her as end no mile/end speed skills pop up.
>>559068158hehe
>>559068094You need to be a gun-owning member of the KKK to join us Mambros
>>559068050>>559068158Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters, CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
One more week…!
Its been real, you can kick me danchode.
>>559067809For me its the Big Showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJgF2Ps are cooked due to increased stat caps
>>559068131Wait this is exactly what I need. A strong card too. Does the gold skill have a reliable proc for late surgers?
>>559068246..until Kitasan DIES
stop pretending you know me, you know shitno bot and the burnout with all this RNG garbage is real tho, always has been
>>559067325Sex, marriage, daughters, family life and eternal happiness with Neecha.
Real schizo hours.
>Cyjews added niggumas>global starts dyingMANT will be the coup de grace
>>559068271
>>559068285Actually I do know youhttps://youtu.be/zMEzc1AjHZg?si=fCed43zDZTvpvTtz
>>559068330sex with chevachisex with gentle wife
I watch anime and C-dramas while doing parent runs and haven't burned out, why can't you do the same?
>>559068339..and then revives thanks to the love of her trainer!
>>559068261it's the same shit as the others
Almond Eye LOVE
>>559068241Well I said "might" I still enjoy the game and love the girls but not getting what I want + had to spark a few time really made me seethe not gonna lie.
>>559068285Horses sure act like dogs
>>559068405That trainer? (Me)!
>>559068337Why does Chinky Sweepy hate black people, they used to worship black people like Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather? What happened?
>>559068435
Sir this is global generalYou will call it trackblazer or tb
>>559068285>TranI'm looking forward to her banner
>>559068271Why? Is she sick??
>>559068513comfy sex with my super mega bro
>>559068513she's ugly but hot
KWAB games can't even kill the chink botters in jp sweepy WON
>>559068259Big Show was based
>>559068547
This is the single most erotic thing in the franchise
>>559068610Yeah, like thathttps://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>559068285did he came?
220729921025Give an invites.
>>559068074It's okay to be the third wheel
>>559068505TB is reserved when Tom Brady officially becomes a horse breeder.
>>559068649cuma danchou please translate these
>>559068649why is it just a picture of a sad panda?
>>559068647no this is
>>559068513God those are amazing
https://x.com/i/status/2028366188779274608It's happeningOyasumi sweepy
i had a dream where it was revealed tony hawk is a horse owner and his uma is getting into the game.her skill is her jumping onto the rails grinding it to steal the inside rail from the front
I'm still not sure which club I should join.
>>559068818>they are dropping MANT tomorrow
>>559068859
>>559068818I uninstalled everything just in case
>>559068859join RiceBstGrl, we're A+
>>559068859How active are you? If you're laid-back, Basashi is a good fit.
>>559068818Uh oh
>>559068859I am sure that I want Gold City to jackhammer my prostrate with a strap-on.
>>559068938I don't use discord...
>>559068763based
i installed everythingban me cowards
>>559068859Join Honsefun!
>>559068871time to Make A New Trainee
No, I won't be practicing MANT early because that's cheating.It's against the rules to play on the Japanese server if you aren't in Japan.
>>559068938only if i get to see danchou's rice cosplay pics on umafans
It’s called Trackblazer
>>55906895340m monthly. I just don't want drama/discord >>559068973Gross.
>>559069030Rules are meant to be broken
>>559068859I ended up with a B+ club on my first month because I was indecisive. Now I'm on A+ club. Just trust your guts.
>>559069071>>559068859post your id so we can invite you, then just pick one
Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat! We do nyot have discord.Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
>watching JPtuber>calls it the "piss-kiss cup"haha
>>559069071all clubs have discord bwo
>>559068938Risho has cucked me from Kikuka/Haruten too many times for me to offer her forgiveness
>spent 20k carats and around 25 tickets and finally got her and hit the pity too so immediately reach 4starI think i bricked myself from Finemo and Kitasan Black
>>559069115piss and kiss are both words for urine in Swedish
>>559069071>40m monthly. I just don't want drama/discordDacchis or Umadash. No one talks about these clubs, they just exist.
>>559069083
>>559069151shut up mamboobs, we dont have one
>>559069083i'm gonna break your butthole
>>559068763That's four things though
>>559069064track blaze on this faggot
>>559068327sex
>>559069180they are the ones faking the club drama
I need my selector so I can get a Gold City already, I have been Gold Cityless for entirely too long
Friend took me to see the movie and I want to give the game a shot.Should I do google play on PC or Steam? Steam would be far more convenient, but I know there's usually performance issues.
pronebone sirius
>>559069361Nah it's the Mambo-lumati
>>559069180hehe
>>559069306
why were the uma fans at the movie so dysgenic looking compared to the people in the other theaters
>>559067731Just saw this and most of the comments are not even blaming botting in general. They just want the single botter, Icarus in this case, to get banned.SO what most likely will happen in the future is JUST Icarus dying and Edenbotters continue to run free
>>559069438Welp. That leaves Dacchis then.
>>559069407>>559069451did you two meet each other
>>559069019based
>>559069438UmaDash is a failed S rank club anyways
>>559069407Hello newfriend. You can play on either system, whatever works for you. Just keep in mind, that IF you buy premiun currency, that it will be locked to steam or mobile.
>>559069417>hornyposting
I'm still a cloverbro at heart
>>559069407Google play on PC
>>559069438
>>559068505I will call it AWOTT (a wakening of the trackblazer)
aside from Kaite being a fatass whale, is Dacchis the cleanest A+ /uma/ club?
>>559069438leak logs or fake
>>559069407You can play on both with the same account if you link it to a Cygames account. Premium currency purchased through the Steam store doesn't transfer to Android and vice versa, but if you buy through the Cygames store it's available everywhere.There aren't really performance issues on the PC version, unless you count a 30fps framelock as "issues." Personally my phone struggles with it and it's perfect on my PC. The experience is more or less identical.
Can global survive this
>>559069612No
sweepy, prepare a JP account just in case
>>559069071>>559068859Gold City bukkake
Global will not survive MANT without Sweepy or Autoplay
>>559069612Can you survive me
>>559069510But is what this person says true?>>559069605I have one from Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising of all things, so that's neat. I'll probably just do Steam on my PC and install it on my phone if I really get into it.>>559069529Any reason to do this if I have a cygames account?
Are you guys ready for the upcoming update?
smart dog
>>559069738I have yet to see dog do something smart
>>559069738wrong
>>559069738Fuck off
Just finished chapter 4 of Star Blossom, putting me one chapter closer to meeting Hayahide and Brian, my beloveds.The manga keeps drawing Laurel with these longs strides but hasn't actually explicitly called attention to it. Is she a long stride uma in-game too like Creek and Golshi?
kingu lovethat is all
>>559069407Come back in 4 months when Grand Live starts this is NOT a good time
>>559069612god I hope not
>>559069682The Google version is less choppy than the steam version
>>559069816Wrong general mate
>>559069484yes
>>559069612Yes because we and the other hardcore players will refuse to leave out of fear of sunk-cost fallacy hitting them. We'll bring in more folks by the next scenario or even once Summer Golshi comes out (globalbabs fucking love heckin' randomerino Gold Ship)
>>559069112I think I will send a request in 12 and a half hours.
>>559069846I don't mind a 30 lock if it's consistent, to be honest, but if Google play has 60 as an option I do already have it installed on PC.>>559069835O-oh. Can I do like a login simulator or is this legit a "just wait" sort of deal?
where's the usa official umas you promised me JP sisters....
>>559069919Anons are melting down about how shit the next career scenario is supposed to be, don't mind them.
>>559069919Anniversary is starting and they give out lot of freebies. Next scenario is neckbeard tiresome though.
>>559069919It’s fine, there an anni event and a catchup banner in like a week so you’re starting at a good time
>>559069973>>559069989I'm fine with being a filthy casual, my BA pvp was literally login and do 1 fight for a daily. It's not worth the sweat. I don't mind a pve grind.
>>559069682It runs a tad better on good phones, but its not that noticable. You can get a slight boost in performance, if you dont keep the chat log open during gameplay.
>>559069876But I'm a global player asking about an upcoming global character
>>559070032BA pvp isn't a core part of the game while the PVP in Uma is the main thing to play for
>>559069407Main issue with the steam version is that the backlog tab is selected by default which makes skipping through text WAY slower.Once you start skipping careers you have already read remember to pick Career Profile or literally any other tab on the right side panel.
Umamusume manga is global content
>>559069910
If club members decrease by half, would we have to merge clubs?
sorry rice danchode i'm gonna flatline until mant
>>559070124>Lois and LoisAhhhhh spoiler uma!
>>559070078The only pvp gacha I've played before was grand cross, where you could get high enough and just do the minimum for most of the currency. Is this something where income is heavily affected by pvp performance, or is it just where people flex as the endgame?>>559070116>>559070053Hm, I'll go ahead and do google play on PC then. Can still just throw an icon on desktop. I'll look into the reroll guides, any advice outside those? Seems to be save for anniversary?
>>559070078I thought umamusume was about collecting cute girls
>>559069816https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9qvkPk3foSM
>>559069930Iconic Breeders Cup winners like Sunday Silence who's already related to most of the cast?Nyo. Have some nameless niggumas instead.
Invest in JP casual accountyou will be flooded with carats once you fill your first 5 TT members
>>559070189according to umalaw, yes
>>559070291i'll invest my dick into your ass
>muh club is dead no new members are showing upmy brother in christ just open the club so anyone can join then kick the flatties
>>559070291bricked should explode then, we need new club members
>>559070331hot
>>559070289they don't have the loicense for sunday silence
>>559070261doing better in pvp champions meets does give you a little more income but it's basically the only content in the game once you've finished the careers and read the stories of your umas (and that only takes an hour or two each, tops)
>>559069438this is fake, we have a google doc though
So what actually is the main problem for you guys?- MANT taking too long for each run- hearing your trainees beg after running 10 races in a row
Make sure to report /uma/ clubs that recruit randos and discordtroons. I'll remove them from the OP and rentry.
>>559070189Yes. Hopefully, there will be enough casuals left to keep one comfy B+ club alive.
>>559070420of course youd say its fake
>>559070426sloptubers said it's bad so I have to act like it's the end of the world
>>559070426I'm already doing this in URA, my main problem is grand live
>>559070426my problem is anons complaining
>>559069071UMADash has 30M/month quota, literally the only rule. Danchou doesn't care about anything else, really. The club is fun and comfy. Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite. We're looking for 3 oji-sans after purging flatlining niggers/leeches
>>559070426Honestly it sounds too dryToo flowcharty
>>559068938I left because the danchou isn't a Rice avatar
>>559070352>b-but muh discord!!
>>559070426I haven't played it yet so I don't have an opinion
>>559070447just remove bricked from the list theyll disband soon
>>559070189which clubs are allowed to survive?
>>559070426i don't have a problem
>>559070278That looks like big strides.Did the actual horses have particularly big strides?Their running all looks the same to me.
>>559070528I left not because it's a club with discord, I left because it recruits normies from discordwhat's the point of being /uma/
>>559070420Can confirm we have a doc, this anon is in UMADash and isn't lyingsometimes danchou posts Mayano porn in the doc despite allegedly being a bakushinfag. It's terribly naughty of him
>>559070426i'll let you know after i play it then form my own opinion
Wait how many clubs did the general have back at the launch of global
>>559070564Dacchis only
Everyone in my club is looking forward to MANT.All 6 of us and the 20 sweepybots.
>>559070187The enka was more sovlful
>>559070426>game is about horse racing>crying because you have to make your horse raceI will manage to do that without any problem, my honse will be fine
>>559070589Yeah the randos were also a reason
>>559070261The big gibs are during anni, so you dont wanna reroll too late into it. Mhm my advice would be to reroll during the Kawaii/FineMO banner until you hit MLB FineMo and as many Kawaii cards as possible. Dont be a tard and try to reroll TopRoad. PVP is the main thing to do after reading/playing the stories. Do consider these pvp rewards extra freebies and not something to tryhard. Its not worth, just take it easy and train your horsies.
Dacchis has a couple of free slots open for anyone looking for a club!A+ club, 20 mil quota. Chill, friendly chat!LGBTQ+ players, Black players, and members of all backgrounds are absolutely welcome here. Respectful vibes only.No Discord required.Stay active, and if you’re going to be away for a while, just give us a heads up so we know you’re good.Drop your ID here for an invite or apply in-game. Please have /uma/ in your profile.
>>559070420>using google doc to erpno wonder you niggas gave up on S
>>559070741>erpthe fuck is erp? Some gay shit? I'm curious but I'm not googling it
>>559070740>LGBTQ+>Black>'vibes'oh no no no no
>>559070812that's exactly what it is, yes
>>559070734>>559070409So do care about pvp, but don't obsess. Downloading the game now, but waiting to reroll/get starter stuff during anni in... a week?
>>559070426The time I'd say, but I have to play it myself to see if its as time consuming as they say. Idc about moody umas, it'll be payback for all the shitty mood downs I got so far and itll be better later.
>niggers in the club Pass.
How do I teach this disrespectful brat a lesson?
>>559070690>secondary thinks the race rotations in MANT is something any keibafag will defendlol
You should join Uma&Co!we're more serious about Shoes donating than CM
>>559070826gay shit isn't allowed in UMADash, unless it's raping. Danchou loves rape, after all, and continuously posts the Opera emote suggestively
>>559070625I wonder what a good headset design for umas would look like.
>>559070890>A VFcord subsidiary
>>559070426HAVING TO GO TO SHOP AND SCROLL
>>559070925don't say that...
>>559070828You can download it now finish the tutorial and get a feel for it. You choose to you can reroll during the FineMo banner (get her at MLB) or dump everything you got so far, if you got attached to your umas.
>>559070878call her cute, all the damn time. say you wanna see her in cute clothes (even if you might not)make her as blush as much as possible
>>559070878i want to grab those
>>559070116The biggest issue for this game is the CONNECTING...
Danchou, fill up the club again. We lost members.
>>559070447Update the ones with confirmed discord too. So far the list only includes Uma&Co
>>559070740aieeeeeee, stop using my club for your shitposting
>>559070974Is this an actual modern game with built in rerolls then? Don't wanna miss out on anything by starting too early and not playing since I need to save reroll for anni.
>>559070447Thats quite a lot bro, we'll end up with nothing.
Why are you idiots like thisShichi is fucking glued and you guys are just chilling in three gym together
>>559070878fokke the pokke
>>559070740No, join Almondlove! We have ERPing and 4 people who met here are already dating!
>>559070426>So what actually is the main problem for you guys?Parent running is miserable. It doesn't matter what scenario it is, QoL this shit.
>>559071060no, it's just deleting your account and starting over takes less than 20 seconds, and starting gibs are pretty good for new accounts, so if you're starting as a newfag, it's probably best to join during a decent banner (NTR/Finemo/etc are decent options) and reroll until you can get the target SSR mlb'd. (Warning: this will still take hours)
Surely your club can reach 642m and 404m 15 hours in, right? Otherwise disband your club
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. We'll still have few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>no blacks and browns>don't flatline for 5 days
>>559071245disband your club
>>559071060Lmao, no you finish the tutorial on your chosen system so you can skip the introduction later. Rerolling happens with deleting your player data and starting again. It's goes faster than you think. Uma is an old school gacha. Oh and never roll on any banner without at least 1 spark after playing for real. Nah you dont miss out on anything substantial, just try to finish rerolling as early as you can during the anniv. it gives you more time to finish all missions.
you won't fill your gayass club kek
>>559071245I do 30m but I'm unfortunately brown
is sweepy in T30 yet?
I HATE GOLD SHIP
>>559071223>>559071286What day does anni start? I'll run the game the first time the day of so I can reroll for assumed powercreep and then go hard from there.
>>559070878cum pocket
>>559071345I want to keep her in my cage to protect her.
I think there should be more uma bondage arts in this world
Fleet Feet, like Dictus suggested
Monetizing. Running ads.
Stolen Screenshot, like Larper suggested
>>559071353Thats the schedule. Reroll for MLB Finemo with everything you got on carats. We get daily free rolls on umas and support after the FineMo banner. That'll help the most and FineMo is a good card to have.
Rice Shower deserved every hate she getsFucking villainLiteral Hitler
>>559071353Read the OP
laisu is literally beloved by all
>>559071285>>559071080You fucking niggers better shut the fuck up when we get to A+ at 23/30.
>>559071345>Rice btfo'd over simple bantsoh nonononononono Ricekeks this is your uma?
>>559071465https://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/medicines-to-treat-schizophrenia like Concerned Anon suggested
Rice Shower is a hero...
>>559071520Like Hitler, Rice is a HERO
>>559071572I believe in you guys
>>559071525Yes, I'll make sure to break from the flow of conversation to do that.For reference, it's more polite to do something like >>559071519 did and mention it's in OP.>>559071519So rerolling when that goes live is probably worth missing the first 2 days of rewards, I'm guessing.
>>559071572sounds like you're going to bot
resweeped
Laisu raped her trainer. Truly a heinous villain.
speed growths really do feel like cheating, it's fucking insane going back to umas without them
Damage Control, like Raped Reputation suggested
>>559071520
>>559071572cry more niggajust disband your club
>>559071623Yes. You will miss out on a few carats, but the MLB FineMo will be worth it. Really just dumb every freebie on it. It will take some time to get a MLB FineMo deck with rerolling tho. Be aware of that
Rice would cockblock you and your trainee from flirting.I hate Rice.
We LOVE Rice hereCurren Chan on the other hand...
>>559071572That means you guys started botting.
cant believe that in however many hours left until reset, like 12 or something, the game will be celebrating first anniversarywow... 365 days already
>>559071794I'm a balding salaryman ojisan and I love Curren Chan
Is this really how /uma/ plans to live through the mant drought, continually shit-talk the botters even though they're the only ones playing still and nonstop dramafagging with the occasional JPnigger dumping his shit here?
for me it's that jap mcqueen ojisan that still beefs with rice shower to this day
>>559071794>>559071846We know it's you, Dumb Falco
Le Sweep
at least you know you're gonna get your balls sucked by Curren, you wouldn't know what would happen if you were with Rice
>>559071837feels like it was only eight monthsreally, where does the time go...
Rice Shower holing up in her room and tearfully and shyly telling me that she can't do the race today because her period cramps are too painful....
Rice Shower owns this general
Stop Rice slander
Nobody unironically likes Rice Shower.
>>559070426parent runs will be complete fucking garbage horse shitlike they already are but now it takes for fucking ever because now there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshitIm not doing hour long parent runs for 1* guts bro>>559071945horses dont have periodsthey just shed their lining occasionally
>>559072005>now there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshitI will continue to only run G1s and I will be happy
SO WHAT IF I MAKE THE BOT FUCK MY WIFE, IT STILL COUNTS AS ME HAVING SEX WITH HER!
>>559071572hehe
>>559071996This but Curren
>>559071245As a proud African American, I shall have to bring my 60 million fans per month to another group then...
>>559072095Mi bredda...
I love Raisu
>>559072005>there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshitAffinity nerf is coming with MANT, so you can still run URA and do your G1-only parent runs
>>559070426URA/Unity already take too long and Cygames is so fucking greedy with my time that they demand I do it every fucking day. Autoplay is the bare minimum they need to give for me to not uninstall and bury this shit in my hidden games.
>>559072095My African American friend, My brother from another mother, We don't deserve you. You are free now to play another game. Hopefully you find your happiness elsewhere. May Yakub bless you.
>>559072204That'd be a second anni change coming with first anni, so far they've only moved stuff up half a year.
>>559072005>they just shed their lining occasionallyis that not what periods are
Rice Shower is literally the most beloved girl in all of existence.
>>559072095Fr YN dindu nothing wrong he could of been a future Eden fan donator but yall racist sweepyniggas
>>559072309torenas only like Rice for her body
>>559071572Just up your current quota
What the fuck
>>559072420More like Mihomo rugpulled, imagine this toaster in mant.
>>559072338Not true
I'm white as snow, which club is for me?
Bourbon non-G1 pose is unreasonbly sexy
>>559072464rice antagonist says this
>>559072501AlmondLove
>>559072501Mambo is full of euro richfags
>>559072523no she wouldn't
>>559072530But your club is literally brown love, wtf?
i finally did it bros!!well that was fun, now i can chill out until Duramente banner next year
>>559072579We turn them into Almond Milk
My gorgeous German w-WHOA
>>559072501>not drawing the rest of the legs>uggo stupid face>hairs falling on the couch instead of behind>phone not correctly place for an UmaWestoid artists are a mistake.
>>559072539cute!
The club I want to get in to WILL have a slot available before the rewards cutoff date.
mihonhon bonbon
>>559070426All of the above + agemasen chain events
In a just world sweepydev will not be banned like the edenfags and the umanigs will be removed, but we do not live in a just world...
>>559072694Which one is that?
>>559072710bigger whore than curren
>>559070564Mine
>>559072806It starts with an M
Funny how being epic racist is not so fun after you realize nobody wants to associate with your chud ass
>>559072840leave Ikuno Dictus alone>>559072906leave Spe alone
nigga is UPSET kek
>>559072961how does one even end up in this situation
I will not race on the same track as them, simple as.
>>559072874I havent forgotten you, but so far (which is good) everyone is on track from last month.
>>559072906we have inclusive clubs now like dacchi and bricked
Oguri ... Fat!!
https://x.com/kishswim/status/2028214238544548111Kids and their ipads.
>>559072976nicelynaturally
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Best club for LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA?
>>559073085imagine sticking it in Ricenot me though I don't want STDs
How is our carat stash /uma/? I'm at 42k only
>>559073107Dacchis
Is Dacchis actually "inclusive" club or is it just a shitpost?
>>559073085call her a nigger
And you don't seem to understand A shame you seemed an honest man
>>559073006>inclusiveBricked's club chat has racism the likes of which I've never seen before.
>>559071572is it true that your danchou will dress up as rice shower and bounce on it crazy style if i join your club?
>JP already patched their newest zenkai spurt mechanic>Global nothingYeah I don't think they even care about global at this point and it's just their passive income or global advertisement
>>559073085This isn't what I meant when I said that I'm going to pound some rice.
>>559073113I'm too normal to understand, can someone explain
>>55907312590k that I'm going to lose very soon rolling for finemo and kitasan
>>559073173>racism the likes of which I've never seen beforeI'd join them if I wasn't already in AlmondLove
>>559073189a borked feature is easier to fix than a massive security vulnerability that could be extended to a DDOS if the bot creator gave enough of a shit to do so
I don't understand what is shitpost and what is truth anymore
>>559073125went down to 30k after having to spark VBobo
bro please stop spammingplease...
>>559073006hmmm >>559071245>>559071572
more like kitaSLUT BLACKED
>>55907312566k, 40 support tickets. used all trainee tickets for Ardan
>>559073285The biggest racist of all, a narcissist
>>559073331
>>559073223See >>559073040https://o.uguu.se/pnCQEjXf.mp4
>>559073173wtf i love bricked now
>>559073309yada
Le Raped
>>559073324they said they were LGBT friendly...
>>559073410Cute boy
>oguri acing>skip junior early december race because of a double rainbow + blue bubble training>get 15th in hopeful stakes
>just realized Mayano can get spurt on her ownThat's one burden lifted
>>559073363AAAAIIIIEEEE KOREANKEKS DONT LOOK
>>559073285The world is a circus and I'm the joker baby
>>559073382What is that thing?
My imouto is so cute!
>>559073498a horse
>>559073125Looking good!
>>559073363
>>559073173Lets see it
Mejiro Ship
>>559073546cm plats?
>>559073591waste of time
>>559073591Would be nice if Im ranked lower maybe around 5k~7k and not fed to whales at 11k~12k rank with weaker built umas
Mambotter...
>>559073498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo
>>559073546Explode
>>559073546I still have no idea what you mean by this when you post it every other dayAre you seriously not going to pull on anything for three years?
>>559073664Mambo shouldn't use my bots, its not for your kind.
>>559073173I'd believe it, HE is there after all
I want to do my club's monthly quota in a single day and chill until MANT but /uma/ and my whole club will accuse me of botting I hate it
>>559073827botchou...
>>559073827Unless you're in Mambo or /uma/ club nobody's gonna give a shit
>>559073827no one cares go for it
>>559073780Time would tell. Im testing out my will to resist. I really want to max out 200 pull on those 4.5% uma banners.
>"yeah we are mega racist chuds in our club">"post proof? w-with our names? chill, let's not go that far..."
mogged by superior mejiro and I'm gonna fuck your shoes
enough about Mambo wheres the dirt on Dacchis
Cant you guys leave Mambo alone. I dont wanna read about the club I'm in every other day.
>>559073827Umasumibro, it's just 6 million
im so sick of my club mambo being shitposted
>>559074159You could simply switch clubs
mant is going to ruin my lazy boipussy.....
>>559074115you won't find any
does this sound right for LS?>no pump because inconsistent>redshift (maybe?)>FF>OYL>nimble instead of NSM because inconsistent>the rest into velocity or pulse/shadobreak to fight for positioning and not get left in the dirtI made a gambamaxxed accel late with pump+redshift+the 3 gold accels and she kinda eats shit
>>559074198But I love my Mambros, even Danchou!
>>559074208oh no no
at least mambo isn't rebricked
low blow bro
>>559074265why dont they disband already
So Forever Young will be a pace chaser? I'm reconsidering being a main front runner if that's the case
>>559074238take pump, take redshift only if you're willing to rape your affinity, get a bunch of wit and mid-race, especially ramp up/outer swell>because inconsistentthat's the point of lates, their entire kit is inconsistent but you get a free win if the gamble lines up. they're also incredibly easy to train.
>>559074307They're homies, except for those 7 traitors
>>559074329It's definitely better to be a pacegawd. It's the most babied style and the style with the most umas.
>>559074329pace rules over the other styles
Guys... i think i'm not gonna make it for the next CM...
>>559074361>their entire kit is inconsistentwell yeah but like I barely see NSM or pump proc because rooms are so front heavy and everyone gets spread out too much due to how big the front leads are. FF and OYL are still the most consistent of the gambling skills
>wake up>most fans farmed day 1GUYS WAKE UP
>>559074478you can join me in B finals bwi
>>559074516you guys dont keep a run at the finale and then finish it the next day?
>>559074364Let's correct this;1 we have an empty slot2 got kicked4 left of their own accord, a mix of burnout/didn't say.
>>559074587Rename to ReMambo and I'll betray /Uma/ Club
>>559074478if you don't have at least 3 of the following>falco>mutated suzuka>taiki>mutated vboboyou are basically guaranteed B finals this CM
XOguri or Tama for the next long CM? Running Suzuka rabbit with Kitasan Black
LET ME IN DA CLUBS
>>559074713bourbon isnt even that good though?
>>559074713>95% of global playerbase is guaranteed B Finals I don't think that's how it works..
>>559074713>not mentioning S. MaruGatekeeping fuck
Whew, made it last minute
Don't leave your club. Be loyal.
I REGRET BUYING RUSHING GALE BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO ACCELSskipped it's on because i thought there will be no pace chasers to ramp up on in the mid race
>>559074947
>won 1 practice roomThat's it I'm guaranteed finals now, see ya losers
>>559074947I need to be saved
>>559074713I was told that running multiple fronts was bad. I wanted to make a dirt VBourbon but I already have a Falcon.
>>559074947I would join Honsefun, if my current club would implode
>>559074947She's such a cutie
>>559074995>I was toldlmao
>>559074329To be honest with you I dont think any style except pace is doable without paypigging, seeing future banners. Cyjews makes a point to put good banners for front/late/end literally right after or right before anni banners.
I woud like to give yall a psa regarding top gun. If you are old and for some reason a young girl shows interest in you do not be deceive! She does not find you interesting she is either a chinese spy or she is waiting for you to died so she will get all your wealth. Stay safe out there Anons
>>559074995you were lied to
My Anus Never Tires
>>559075067>>559075126Bwos tell me if I’m being gaslit. I still have time to trade my shitty Pasa for a Smaru or VBourbon and I have the parents for it.
>>559075196>Bwos tell me if I’m being gaslit.You have the wonderful option of running practice rooms first instead of listening to /uma/
>>559075196You can run SMaru/Falco/Bourbon together
>>559075196Literally every practice room is Falco/Bourbon/Maru/Suzie spam
>>559074960paces are cookedmaya won this tho
Sweepy would probably be in 1st place if the original sweepy wasn't released
is this enough accels gbwos
>>559075196Don't listen to the others. It's well known that bringing two front runners is bad. In fact, you shouldn't bring one at all or else you risk an opponent bringing one too and making you both lose.
Missed all the club posting but wasn't there a drama with Uma&Co where they had a member leaking their discord server and it's contents? I think there was a follow-up post that called out the member to be a flatliner and threatened to kick him if he didn't stop, which he did stop.So does this imply or confirm that flatliners are not only a leech but also huge shitposters?
>>559075546Forgot your oguri pic
>>559075562I think you meant Mambo
>>559075562I think you meant /uma/club
>>559074947I feel like betraying my club but they're nice and I am a top earner so I'd feel bad. The first time was easier
>>559075562I think you meant Rebricked
>>559075562now that you mention it the posts about their server stopped i think the post that called them out had an urara image? would search but im out
I will be bringing deboofers and making CM10 a miserable experience for everyone involved
>>559075562this is fanfictionthis is essentially shipping culture with fucking autists
>>559075562I think you meant dacchis
>>559074947I don't need to leave my club, it's nice and casual.Even consistent at donating shoes
>Front maru>Pace taikiwho for the last spot? late hoguri or shichi (forma base)
next thread will be sweeper
>>559075562I wish I was Gold City so I could let Danchou play with my breasts while I jerk him off
>>559075832teiobro btw
>>559075074Yes, I think I've already decided to main Pace. Many of the umas I like are Pace, and Forever Young will be one of them too if all goes well.
>>559075815late shichi unless you like wasting 300+SP on recoveries
>>559075528It's enough, probably even too much. I really hope you only took the other accel skills because homestretch wasn't available.
next thread will be bouncier
only rape you uma when?
>>559075832
Is it actually worth it to have a jealous bitchy woman like gold city
>>559075592>>559075653>>559075689>>559075775No it was Uma&Co.>>559075704Yeah that was the one >>559075745It did happen. It was the reason why clublistanon put a discord icon besides their club name in the club list. >>559075832picrel
>>559075939
>>559075939By how much?
>>559076000I wish I was Gold City so that one anon would bukakke me then slap my face with his dick
nice game retards
>i will keep hosting rooms till i win>it has been an hour
>>559075562please stop we already had to delete the discord server twice
Is this guide useful or a jp gaslight?
the discord clubs have already breached our defenses...
Teio bros, don't ruin the reputations of us Shichi fans. Thanks!
>>559076152>dobershe will be useful any second now....
Life is easier as a B Warrior
>THREE suzukas
Get your free CM10 Win156556751565567515655675
>>559076152>Maru top tier in 3/4 stylesBut /uma/ said her unique is only useful for one track.
>>559076276God, every time I see Shakur I get an overwhelming urge to get her pregnant, like it's mating season
fucking retard
>>559076349Understandable
>>559076292this nigger brought a DEBUFFER
holy shit oguriGOD
>>559076292you had one job
>>559076374>*all rounderkwab
>>559076501the dox...
>>559076501doxxed
>>559076501AIIEEE DOX
Trackblazer is raising stat capsPigus are finally ascending I am running out of copes
>>559076374DigiTARD
>>559076543they yelled at me for no results last time ..
me on the right
>>559076501>conveniently leaves out his debuffer at 9thNIGGER
>>559076594>Trackblazer is raising stat capsretard
>>559076501Thanks for the account, I'll think of you when I sell it
>>559076637he just said he was coping
>>559076612Its not even good bro I need to rework it
>>559076152Useful if you're not thinking of versatility. Dober, Maru, and Taiki are listed as SS in late. Sure it's SS if they work BUT that is IF they work.
>>559076710wait no don't rework it haha
>>559076710>frenzied frontrude
What was the final retention line?
>>559076604You wish you were this sexo. Oguri and her female trainer? My wives.
WAITER!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I was PROMISED a mambogeddon!! What are those bricks on my plate??? WHERE IS IT?! where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
>>559076902625k, Sweepy dev found a way to break the TT score. It was brutal. And right before tallying time...
shhhhh
someone go dig up dirt on dacchis we need a new toy now that bricked is going to disband
>>559067498>Board gamerWHAT THE FUCK this Uma was made for meWe will play Ark Nova with Marine Worlds expansion, Side Entrance is removed from deck.
>>559077114You're brown.
wife groove
>>559076594rice HERO would TANK that blunt btw
>>559077185>>559067498
mambo
>>559077290She looks like a dog sometimes. Also her sausage fingers when she wins a G1 race are cute I wanna bite them
>>559077526Cute!
>>559077563she's a caracal
Natie came to my dorm and molested me then leftWhat the fuck
sasuga toriena
>>559077663>he didn't get the memo
guacamole nigga penis
>>559067325Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
i can almost taste mambo's mambo
Doto would never say that
>>559077819gold ship would not do this
>>559077114theres nothing to digwe are inclusive and accepting of all black umasyou cant cancel our club
>>559077002mambogeddon is coming when icarus finally gets the banwave going and the top earner disappears
>>559077865I'm in cooldown, see you in 8 hours if it doesn't get filled.
>>559077865>B+ clubsMembers leaving because they're losing interest because they're not playing>A+ above clubsMembers leaving because they're losing interest because they're playing.How does one win this?
>>559077865Is this some kind of ritualpost/shitpost? I see this club recruiting almost everyday.
Casual newcutie here, could anyone groom me into an A club?
>>559077865How many opening
>>55907830510
>>55907830511
Tannhauser has top 3 cutest voices in the game
>>559078123You don't, it's one of the worst guild systems I ever saw.This month alone we lost 4 players, 3 went permanently offline in the middle of the month and one guy quit at the end. Others are taking it easy until Breeders cup.>>559078149I post it 1-2 times per month, it's just the poster is memorable so anons think I post it more often than I do.>>559078305Right now we have 3 slots.
Okay but where are they when umas invade the trainer dorms during some of the careers?
>>559078680Home with their uma wives.
>>559078591As one of the original members [/spoilers] I hope y'all keep the good fight, Danchou.
Wow thanks.
>>559078680They are rooting for the uma
I reported an alt account that's been botting for the past 5 days and got this response. Maybe there really won't be a banwave.
>>559078830>Late JanDoable.
>>559077819gold ship would do this
>17 years old
so close
>>559078868nothing ever happens
>>559078868hopefully they kill the mambobotter
>turn cards I already have into cleats>buy tickets from it>use tickets just to get cards I have again>cleat them
yet so far
I wonder what will happen if one start botting, record videos etc and send them via the email and ask what are they going to do about it.
I didn't know yuri NTR was a thing
>>559078868If they don't ban sweepy and the Edenniggers by next month I'll start botting too desu. Not worth doing fan runs when S+ is impossible because 20 clubs are botting.
>>559079005Rebirth and destruction
>>559079005All you're really doing slowly converting cleats into pink tickets
>>559079259Yeah, sameIdk if you're memeing, but I'll start botting if they don't ban botsFarming fans and/or parents is so ass
Someone who knows Japanese should try to contact JP support with the bot problem.
>>559068435When Deep Impact was alive his caretakers said he was like a really big dog: he wagged his detail and jumped around when he saw one of them walk near him, he learned how to get leashed without complaining, he would run up towards familiar people to greet then and liked to play with everyone and everything.He had a threatening look but was a real sweetheart, pretty much the complete opposite of his sire.
>>559079440do it yourself
>>559079440With the power of clankers, you too can contact JP support. It won't do shit. t. bitched about "Master" and "Happy holidays"
>>559067498>>559077185I have to add that>If his plan fails accidentally, he will become completely depressedThis is a terrible quality for a board gamer to have. Almost all modern euro games include rng, some lot, some little. The point of it is to avoid chess-slop and keep games fresh and different. The game play then involves risk management, where you constantly get high and low rolls, then deal with what happens. Thus your "plans fail accidentally" all day long. Just gotta fail less than the opponent. If the game play is entirely decided by good and bad rolls, then it's simply a shit game. Why do you even call it an euro game?It's very normal for a human to not be able to tolerate bad draws. These kinds of peoples might try modern board games maybe few times and usually end up disliking them. Also nobody really wants to play with them. Sore losers are not pleasant in real life.
Shakur's cute 7cm penis...
>>559079134just a normal day for kwaboli sirius
Tama cute!
vftroon btfo
>>559079959>"I'll cuck you if you don't want to go"Based
>>559079728Why are retards contacting support? You @ people on Twitter and hope enough people agree with you and throw a melty. If you're not doing that your complaint is going in the shredder.
>>559080058what recoveries does late oguri use? that was the biggest reason i chose not to use late
here is your gaslight for the day
>>559080312I dont have a stinko windy...................
where did everyone go
>>559080312gee cafe, TWO stamina cards?
>>559080412do you want to pull in the NTR banner...
Why would I compete for top 30 or even top 100 if one bot can accomplish so much?
Ebayan loves camerashttps://x.com/WHR/status/2028287648075252170?s=20
>>559079728complaining about blatant cheating/TOS violation is different from complaining about shit nobody normal cares about
>>559080524can I roll for the fine motion banner instead...
>>559080647depends on how close you are for MLB, its not a bad idea
boysex
brother FUCK OFF
>>559080927
>>559080927why are you turning golshi into a parent/gp? youre supposed to use her in pisces
>>559081026not in a million yearsit's gonna be 2 front debuffers and Queen
Is first one better?
>>559081145theyre not greatpacers overtake in the corner this cm and you have no corner skills
she's ready for the mud pit
hello i've come to ask for a few resourcesanyone remember that one korean site that listed their experience with each cm and what was meta?also that one korean site that showe which tracks were suitable for dober's ult
huh, finemo seems usable at 3LB, might actually roll then
>>559081241>Dober inherit>healsBrickGOD
So do they sell the Anni selectors immediately or do we have to wait for a different part?
>>559081283Just keep an eye on your RB during MANT. You dont wanna fall short of threshold by 2 %
>>559081283she's usable at ~2LB in above in the sense that she's better than MLB SR tachyon/marvelousfor MANT you need MLB for 10 RB, she's not good enough to justify using below that except if you really need speed star
>>559081304the heals are from accupuncture
Fuck, Suzusex can't win rooms. At least she helps my fronts I guess.
>>559081148Nice
>can't cap speed with Kitasan and 2 SR speed cards>can cap speed with Kitasan and a borrowed SSR speed card
>>559081230Explosions keep giving me late surger skills...
>dacchis is finally being a shitposting target after all this timeMy club has grown so much, bwos...
>>559081473>'Haru Urara never gave up, so neither will I!'>last online: 163 days ago
>>559081148
Enough about DacchisMore about Daiichi
>>559081473Falco...
>the movie already made 80% of what it did in japan in just 3 daysI didn't realize it flopped so badly, no wonder you never see pokke in any promo material https://x.com/Wolf_W_o_l_f/status/2028338391918788671?s=20
>>559081680
>>559081635What if he died?
It seems the event chain chance for Fuku card got patched. I’m now completing her full chain 3 out of 5 careers instead of the previous 1 out of 5.
>>559080058post that taiki and ogri i need to copy
>>559081720Global is never EOSing when it brings japs money like this
>>559080058if you're gonna do late, might as well do OG Cap not HannuCap
>>559081920fuck you i do what i want
>>559081283stop nyooooooticing
>>559081720Please don't use Spechan pics when making a brownpost.
>>559081935SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>559081720release it in yurop please....
>>559082112how is that post brown other than saying Jungle Pocket is garbage (she is)
>>559081846the taiki is nothing special
Pick one
>>559079005
>>559082226numberfagging is brown coded
>>559082241>not 601 stamgluema
>>559081720The only reason West country like anime is because there is cunny which is alternative for making child porn illegal. The movie is not feature any cunny so will not be popular in global audience. Japan still have access to child porn with some work so anime is not only cunny. It is why taste of anime in Japan and global is difference.
>>559082272nishino guinea
>559082327now this is a brown post
that might be the worst post I've had the displeasure of reading
>>559082272sovl vs soulless
>got home from my work of trash scrap collector>bought 10 pesos worth of pagpag from jollibee leftovers boiled and refried>had to fight my way with the street dogs trying to steal my pagpag>almost got mugged by some drug addict with a rusty knife>pull out my iphone 17 pro maxits umamusume time
>>559082272Overqwil CB
>>559082272agnes kani
>>559082241huh I guess I just needed a little more raw stats and more midrace on mine then
>>559082272
>>559082272the tsuyoshi bird is staring into my soul...
>>559082432Philipines truly is a latinx country stuck in asia
>>559082327
>Ardan won a roomgood enough
>>559082272why
>>559082507uoh kani
>>559082327What in the name of the Lord
>>559082316track bonuses are a jewish psyop
>>559082632who are these two
>>559082767gimlet and kris s
So whatever happened with the new Sweepy you fags were melting down over yesterday? Did it at least produce something worth talking or are you guys going to loop the botting drama again?
>>559082432
>>559082241>shake it outIT PROCS LATE INTO THE FINAL STRAIGHT ITS NOT SAVING YOU
>>559082804literally the first post on the reddit
>>559082804There's nothing to talk about unless cygames takes action or someone crashes out over it.
>>559082879simply hit it after hitting pump/feat/left/nsm at the same time
>>559082903complete with a gaslighting eden member getting dogpiled lol
10 CMs in and people still believe hidden track bonuses are real... it was literally made up data by a chink on a tweet with less than 20 likes
>>559082903>UmamusumeGameThat's like saying /v/ma matters>>559082934We're set to loop the botting drama again then aight
>>559083007THEY ARE REAL TO ME!
>>559083035It's the competitve reddit, the main reddit is just shitty memes, same goes for every kind of gaming reddit.
>>559082272top dog!
>>559083007I'm trusting you, you better not be tricking me
>>559082903that's not even the official umaddit i don't think it means anything other than redditors realizing that botting does exist
>>559083084>>559083007Am i going blind? There used to be race bonus listed in gametora where its indicated the target number of skill, felt like it disappeared
Horses are funni social creatureshttps://x.com/i/status/2028401305786663342
>>559083115>competitivethat's a generous way to describe it but it is the one where people at least talk about gameplay
>>559082629Could you post your build?
>>559083115Did I stutter?
>>559083007i mean you still need 600 stam on pacers regardless THO
>>559082272What is this thing?
>>559083115>the competitive redditSo the VFcord rejects reddit?
>>559083182>>559083281Niggers I don't care to argue about semantics, it's the Reddit that cares about the CM more than the main Reddit. Call it whatever you want
>>559083215super sheep
>>559083331I would simply flip her tongue around
>>559083369
wtf ?
Rooms are the hypersweats, right? I haven't been winning very many...
>>559083115So just like a mirror this place...>anons wants to discuss global gameplay drowned out by off-topic jp circlejerk
>>559083115>>559083281>>559083360>Discord>Reddit>Witgod>VF>MamboThese are the trainers from A+ to S rank /uma/ clubs. You guys do think every single fucking day. Dont you guys get bored? Im really disgusted with this general.
>>559083487I have to post here, I fail all of the witchecks on /v/...
>>559083487What did Tannhauser ever do to you?
>>559083428I didn't win a single one, best I could get was 2nd place with my mutated Ardan.
>>559083428Yes, if you can win once then you're A finals material
Sweepy bot account is running out of carrats for refills. The botting drama is almost over
>>559077616HOW DID I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
My cooldown ends in two hours, Dacchis or Autis/uma?
>>559083609I thought the botters bragged about how they did so many races that they broke even with carats via race rewards, were they being dishonest?
>>559083609I'll sponsor
>>559083609just add another account, 1/30 isnt that much different 2/30
>>559083428>finally wins>opponent has A (not A+) umashaha...
>>559083686Dacchis
>>559083446noooooo please don't take my seed
>>559083710That doesn't work anymore
no server ever cared about these track bonuses before global btw, it first appeared in the tranny doc then all sloptubers copied it since it somehow was the main source of information back when the servers went up
>>559083215>>559083410probably maruzensky, but the ribbon is on the wrong side
>>559083710Not the case anymore after they removed the x2 reward
>>559083686Honsefun!
>>559083842Oh that makes sense
>>559083686*ASTER*
Are you looking forward to pisces cup?
>>559083921What the fuck is an aster?
>>559084005>tama S in mantwho's gonna tell him...
>>559084005>tamamo cross>in MANTshan't
>>559084047It's just a 50% debuff on getting S Long, retards. It's basically nothing
>>559084047retard
>>559083215Probably Bright? But the bow ties' color is different
>>559084005was the soulless AI slopscale really necessary
>>559084005What can Makween do? Her evo looks really good but there's no guarantee we're getting that
Here's the tamamo truth nuke, you are gonna run one mile parent just like you would with kitasan which nobody complains about.
>>559084198That's really funny
>>559084005those profiles look weird
>>559084005How do i run mcqueen in mant? 10 mile 6 long?
>>559084121my wife
>>559083768>>559084008Autis/uma/bros... our propaganda dept is lacking...
>>559084220>C vs EThat's like one grandparent vs a whole parent dude
>>559084005>B rankI'll show ya'll
remember a shittuber has almost as much incentive to be wrong as correct
>>559084047>>559084058IT'S DOABLE
>>559084198Man looking at this really makes me appreciate the different eye shapes of umas that varies as if they were drawn by different artists. AI really tried its best making this look soulless as possible
>>559084198Bobo really became a robot here
>>559083686Dautis/uma/cchis.
>>559084373I'm ex Dacchi. I cant let my frist club down.
>>559081262https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EC%9D%B4%EB%B2%A4%ED%8A%B8/%EC%B1%94%ED%94%BC%EC%96%B8%EC%8A%A4%20%EB%AF%B8%ED%8C%85/1%ED%9A%8C%EC%B0%A8
SEX WITH MAYANO PUSSYIt sucks she's an exclusive frontrunner
>>559084005This nigga just slap the image to an AI online upscaler and call it a day
Remember, umamusume is information game
>>559084675
>>559084373I already slipped in a friend inside Autis/uma/ so I'm done with propaganda
>>559084495>ex DacchiWhere did you go...
>>559084675purchase a promotion
Umas designed with Gamers in Mind
I'm only waiting for my CD to request myself into Dacchis/Autis/uma/
>>559084675is the information in question related to your bank account haha
>>559084745/uma/ club
>>559084675You are not immune to gaslighting
Our fuarking hero
>>559084804Sengoku Nakadashi
>>559084739I left when quotas were introduced. I went to Mambo
>>559084675>information war>said infos are NSM, Leading the Charge, FF, OYL, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummy
>>559084675i should become a youtuber too
>>559084834rename the club to "Eden bots btw"
>>559084868That's my mambro!
>>559084834number one club is almost a billion in a day
>>559084930yeah because it has 20+ people that use the same software...
>>559084892My unc soul is proud that Low Cortisol was a meme that I get to know first before it went viral on tiktok although it's completely unrelated from umamusume now
>>559084880eh?I understand that NSM and late surger accels are gambling by definition but what's wrong with >Leading the Charge, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummyor are you just implying that's common knowledge because these are the non-shit accels?
>>559084834If he's going to shitpost and make Cygames blame anyone then he should have renamed to Eden or at least thr club he was seething to before but I guess attention seeking comes first
>>559085206>>559085206>>559085206
>>559085104Because those are all the infos you know to win the game so it isn't that much of an "information war", and it's an information available everywhere.
>>559083215You guys really?it's Tosen Jordan
>>559083827>>559084173>>559085663I agree that it's 'Zensky.It has the right looking bow (one the wrong ear), the dark tipped ears, and the black bow.
Weiiii
>>559086019Holy
