Previous: >>559067325>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Rudolf sex
>>559085264FAT FUCK
Mambo!
Where's the /uma/ discord?
none of my aces has any S aptitude and I don't carenow make a room so I can give them a try
>>559085206Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting. We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile. Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. Quota is 20m fans per month.
tick tock sweepy bros
>>559085306I ate it.
>>559085206We are 10 days away from the mandatory card.
you're telling me a SEA botter got mad at black umas existing so they decided to bot all of their carats away in the hopes of getting banned?
don't forget to buy monthly skill books
>>559085472He's being funded by Umassad, he won't run out of carats
>>559085472Why would SEA be mad over blacks? They're brown
>>559085492Not cute WHORE
>>559085472that's a alt. the main account is somewhere in eden
>>559085472he should at least try to take eden down with him
>>559085570Same way Indians hate black people and like to cosplay white people
Digitan LOVE
As a response to Cygames not banning bots /Uma/club will allow people to bot starting this month. The quota will still fall around 60-70 million for people that do not wish to bot.
We're only at 22 posts in can you fucks slow down with the Sweepy posts. Well, I'm bored until MANT and CM so go on I guess
What would sex with Oguri Cap be like?
I want to sniff Fuku's lucky ear sock
>>559085786Post something you want to talk about then
it's a new day should give them enough to last until tmr. after the maintenance there should instantly be a 3000 carrots gibs for 1st aniv
neigha
>>559085841She would ask you to eat fruits to make your cum taste better
ponydog
Mambo Monday in Mambo March!
>>559085780i know you're shitposting but in any case, there is no way 60m is enough after mant starts
>>559085854There's still 11 days until Mambo drops so I can't ask yet if everyone's rolling for her
i want to do this but with her nipples
Sweepy is recruiting! 29 slots open. No h*mans allowed. Post IP to enter!
>>559085972She's 2* retard, nobody is rolling for her
>>559085936Mambo M2026!!
cygaymes won't do shitSWEEPY 4 4 4 LYFE
>>559086091192.168.1.2
>>559086115>nobody is rolling for herMambo will kick anyone who dont roll for her. Everyone is required to change their featured horse as her for the entire day
Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat! We do nyot have discord.Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
>>559086008
I wake up I do a pasa fan runI eat lunch, I get ready to do another pasa fan runI finish dinner, before bed I do another pasa fan runAs I sleep all I dream about is pasa fan runsThe cycle repeats, the pasa runs
>>559085206cute /u/mas
>>559085878He does 100 runs a day, he won't last till tomorrow unless he can get 1st time rank up TT carats
>>559086342I don't really care for this pairing but the art is nice
>>559086369It's his main account or at least an account he paid money on since he has a bunch of cards apparently. He's not running out
>>559086342I like /u/mas.
>>559085307Where's the tail?
>>559086498/ourchud/ would never do this
>>559086369can i just donate some
>>559085717anni part 1 is dropping in a few hours. we are getting 2x rewards and half tp. in other words the bot will start printing carrots
>double circle affinity>16* mile>haven't seen Mile S in 6 runsHmmmm I'm nyooooticing
how bad is the jp botting scene though
>>559085937It's true /uma/club already has 2 people running bots for 10 million fans/day
I looked up Mambo's stats and skils. I genuinely can't tell what exactly is she supposed to be.Long late surger, pace chaser, medium?
>>559086557It's not her fault. Kitasan is too cute and sexy.
Why the FUCK are botters not banned
>>559086696it's amazing that they never pushed the limits of botting (roided sweepy) or analysis tools (hakuraku)
>>559086758You don't ban your whales
Hello there toreina-san!On cooldown?Looking for a nice club to join?Why not come join /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the bestselling shortstory about a horse going to school!We have ONE spot left for an s-rank toreina like yourself!Reply to apply!
>>559086716You dumdum, she is a late and long uma.
>>559086716she wumbos toreina it's first grade
>>559086830how would pushing the limits of an analysis tool change anything from the client side
>>559086830The chinks actually did which is why the event outcomes is now server side and not client side anymore.
>>559086696look at replies to >>559024978
are there any runaway style umas that come out later that are stronger than Suzuka or does she basically remain THE runaway uma of choice forever?
should I get plancha for taiki
>>559086845>botters>whalesWould whales really bother maximizing the free shit they can get in the game through ranking shit when they can just throw whatever money they have to get whatever they want whenever they want?
>>559086849I know she's not meta, judging by her skills especially as Kita will probably be the go to for longs, but can she actually work on long CMs?
Gentildonna’s big soft gropeable ears
>>559087103when you can whale your way through every other competitive game mode the only other way to get dopamine is club ranking
>>559086830It was so bad during the JP that the 3rd party tools knew the outcomes before making a choice
>>559086962gbf bans was a decade ago, fearmongering nothingburger
>>559086708The only bot I do is Bobo.
>>559087103never underestimate the depth of human greed
>>559086716She's best suited for Long+Late Surger since she has an endurance special skill and +20% stamina.
>>559087118She comes with a recovery unique, gold rec. potential and gold long skill. She got it all for longs and a 20% stam/10%guts growth. Her kit screams stayer
>>559086845>whales>faggots who spam sacrifical accounts to keep their rank high Roru
>>559086845THEN I'LL START BOTTING TOOFUCK
how many fans should I aim for if I want to be in an A+ club?
>>55908739260 Million
>>559087169>>559087325kino outfitWhat does stop foids to dress like this instead of retarded oversized hoodie?
>>559087392800k-1m dailyor around 25m monthly
>>559087392look at their last month total and divide by 30
>>559086954You mean JP used to have client sided outcomes?
>>559087483Oversized hoodies are so cute though
>>5590873928 mambollion
>>55908739220m monthly or join an A+ club where others will let you leech off with 7m~10m monthly. All of our A+ clubs let you leech off with that amount
>>5590873921 career per 3 days (impossible)
I'm going to umasturbate
>>559086848I applied! ID: 368 109 903 454I want to horse around together!!
>>559087664Remember to wash your umahole
>>559087543>oversized hoodies are so cute though>doesn't post any pic about itChecks out.
>>559087501>>559087507>>559087602thanks>>559087546>>559087650mambo!
>>559087704Newcutie they have a quota of around 50m or 40? I forgot
Am I going crazy or did the timeline accelerate again...
Holy shitAny chance ebayan got caught in the crossfire?
>>559087904that website is useless it just guesses
>>559087904uma.moe is only somewat accurate in the range of 1-2 monthssafely disregard any date after that
I wish I was Matikanetannhauser so I could Danchou spread open and fill my mambo moaning EI EI MUN during the act
>>559087960>tfw possible to have ebayan's story where she was caught in a war and couldn't go homeKinda unreal
https://files.catbox.moe/n14w1b.mp4half the time, it works 100% of the time
>>559087704>>559087859Last month was around 65mil due to the average being high. Danchou likes giving people a chance though...
>>559087704Excelent! I see your application anon!Your fancount indicates you may have started recently or maybe weren't in a high rank club before, are you aware that S-rank averages about 60m per member (often more!)? Are you up to playing that much? We can teach you how to do a 'fan run' to get about a million fans in 25 minutes that you can do for convenience when not parent farming, but wether averaging 2 million to 3 million fans per day is up your alley only you can say.
>>559088196Just send him the link to sweepy
looking for A+ club, 30m january and 25m february631825024052
>I don't have to login on reset to sniff the shoes So this is freedom...
>>559088286DANCHOUS THIS ONE
>>559087529yes
>>559088286invite sent
>>559088286>>559086293
CYGAMES YOU HAVE TO DO IT NYOW OR NEVERTOTAL EDEN DEATH
>>559087859>>559088162>>559088196Oh, is that right? I have been playing since around the first month of launch but I would usually only do 1 run per day, I guess I'm probably more the "relaxed" type.. I'm up for it but maybe I should look for a lower rank club, I wouldn't want to bring you guys down or anything
>>559087904more like decelerate, we used to have MANT starting at end of Feb. It keeps getting pushed
if you're willing to spend 20 dollars for the anni ticket and have 200 rolls spare, there's no way to lose on finemo banner
Surely Dacchis danchou didn't forget about me from yesterday and holds one slot for me, right?
Can I get into A club with 10m/month?
>>559088502I'd suggest joining an A or B+ club. Goodluck
Jerked off to El Gorda Pasa thrice already, I need salvation
Grooming a newcutie sounds fun
>check out my club>I'm the middle of the pack with 4-5 runs dailyDamn you guys what do you do to bump numbers that hard?
>>559088545she is a speed star brick (that doesn't even work half the time) below MLB for climaxblazer
>>559087904What >>559088504 said. Kitasex and Tannhanser were originall planned for late February, so at the moment, you can probably add about a month to their estimates.
>>559088502Not inside /Uma/ Club but usually I would encourage you to go for it because fan running is easy although time consuming, but since MANT is coming, I don't know what's going to happen for this month.
>>559088606this is what Pasa will look like the instant she turns 25
>>559085570Approval of white/westerners who they interact with daily on sites like Xitter and this shithole.They think they're "punching down" and gain points with whites if they have a common "enemy".Exposed to poltard and grifter brainrot from a young age and never grew out of their edgy phase.Etc.Mambo.
>random person who doesn't know anything about Umamusume watches the movie>instantly calls it yuriAnother loss for straightfags, yet they will keep saying Umamusume isn't yuri-coded at all
>>559088545there's one way to lose, trust me....
>>559088604yes
>>559088642you know 60 RB decks are specialized and finemo wouldnt make the difference yea?50 RB is fine
>>559088682spoiler your jumpscare next time
>>559088613Over at /svg/ we do it all the time. It's the best.
>someone puts uma in front of a normal wordWhy do I laugh every time? Am I retarded?
>>559088502If you really play daily then A is very possible for you, and even A+ with added effort. This is on /uma/ terms though because discord clubs are even more tryhard and restrictive B+ and A clubs included.
no d*kes allowed here des!
>>559088682That's a scary looking woman
>>559088545The $20 also gives you 1500 paid carats (30 pulls)
>>559088739nigga kitasan + sub-MLB finemo + 4 10 RB cards is already 50 RByou need a 15 RB card to make up for her and run another 5 RB specialty card and that limits your options big timeor you could not run kitasan but trading kitasan for finemo sounds fucking retarded
>>559088624hehe...
>>559088847no you're umatarded
gonna rape the next avatarfag
>>559088847no, but you're umarded
umachinpo
>>559088605that's prolly for the best. Are there any /uma/ clubs rank A - B willing to have me?>>559088662So how do I do that?>>559088848You got me curious now
>>559088502>I'm up for itthat's all that matters friend, and you can definitely join. I just want to make sure you're aware that "1 ez pz run per day" would turn into "1 ez pz run + 2 ez pz fan runs per day" if you have the extra hour to spare then no big deal, but if that drastic departure from your regular play schedule would be too much then it may not be for you. Again, no problem giving you a chance to learn.
>>559088682Forget about yuri coded, this woman looks very yandere and I need my life to be ruined even more
>>55908886950RB is fine idk what you're so pent up about read the post again
>>559088564This but Autis/uma/ danchou...I will be joining... probably.
Digitan is the biggest Kingufag I know
>>559089005do the math retardkitasan + a 5 RB specialty e.g. bourbon + sub-10 RB finemo means you need a 15 RB card to hit 50
>>559089020If they're full I will join them with you.
>>559089097YOU ARE NOT RUNNING BOURBON IN MANT AND EVERY GOOD "SPECIALTY" CARD HAS 10 RB, HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME
>>559089097decks are 6 cards not 5
>>559089064where is this from
>>559088564>>559089020most danchous honor the slot reservations. i don't think i've seen drama over that in a long time.
>>559089064
>>559089164>YOU ARE NOT RUNNING BOURBON IN MANTdumbass>>559089173stupid cunt
>>559089176The new Digitan SSR
>Dotonig in Autis/uma/DANCHOU CLOSE THE GATES
>>559088772>>559088856>>559089000It's just a mentally ill and suicidal girl
post something cute
>>559089164But fronts without TTL are a brick?
>>559089229gwah i'll have to borrow it sometime just to see it
I got 70 million fans last month and asked multiple Danchous for an invite so I'm holding a spot open in almost every club
>>559089215Suck it the fuck up and agemasen, Bozo
>>559088981It's a fairly busy time of the year for me, so while I would definitely try, I'm also doubtful I'd be able to keep a regular schedule and do 3 runs every day.Still, I really appreciate your tips and general nice-ness
>>559088979>Are there any /uma/ clubs rank A - B willing to have me?bwo, even A+ clubs are having a hard time filling up their rosters. Just be here for the next two hours and I'm sure at least one A+/A club will do a recruitment post.
>>559088979>So how do I do that?Equip cards with 15~20% fan bonus, borrow MLB card with 20% bonus, which in my case I borrow Biko, and do URA scenario. Spam speed training even without any support cards during the training, run as much as G1s and G2s, and that's basically it. This is how I do them though so the others' way of doing fan runs is probably different.
>>559089243...did I stutter?
>>559089241>dramafag got inhehe
>>559089329taabo has 5% race bonus too genius
fine when?
>>559088502>559085318I invited you, if you can do 2-3 runs daily you should be able to meet the monthly quota for our club
>>559089272
>>559089414THATS NOT WHY YOURE NOT RUNNING BOURBONITS BECAUSE YOU NEED 22 GOOD WIT CARDSNOT ONE WIT CARD AND SOME BULLSHIT
>>559088682Why is it so hard for people to understand that uma is both straight and yuri simultaneously. If someone claims that only one of those applies then they're either being disingenuous or are mentally ill enough to see a different reality than everyone else. I mean the show isn't even subtle with the yuri-baiting and there's also Kita and NTR's dad marrying an umaYes, it's straight if you pick a male trainer and/or self-insert as KitaharaYes, it's yuri if you pick a female trainer and/or ship umas togetherEveryone gets a piece and everyone should be happy but instead both sides are arguing over nothing
>>559089241too late
>>559085307ZABUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*SNIFFFFFFFF ahhhh~
kingu love
I don't want to be homeless brickedbros
>>559088682>woman is a retard
>>559088682Do ningen women really look like this dear lord
>>559087363What is this cuck shit? Also, a twenty year old Japanese woman having a baby lmfao
>>559089496The women that parrot that its strictly yuri really really really hate men
>>559089582My bro!
>>559089532She looks tired
THOSE SHOES WILL BE MINE
Umamusume ugly derby
>>559089532jobber
>>559088818I will now join the Mejiro family
>>559085492shut up slut
Sitting in my popular, high profile and luxurious club with my mambros
>>559089436I w-will try..
Early good night friends!!!
kimi no aiba ga
>>559089672me on the left
>>559089486i want porn of this girl
>>559088564dw bwo, keeping it moist and warm just for you
>>559089672Wtf Falco I didn't know you were into brown men...
>>559089557>cuck shitare you fucking retarded
>>559089332And I appreciate you wanting to horse around with us! Can always use more silly members.. . . If you're willing to try I'll approve you since at the end of the day that's all any of us can really do, you can participate in the fun extras lke the monthly playlist everyone makes together or the super serious "club race league" and then find a new club come April if it turns out it was too much commitment.
>>559089686>Think I'm putting in work>Check the mambolytics club performance graphs >Barely top 10My comfy club is full of hard workers...
Four out of five chapters so far have had Chiyono listening through a door.
>>559088564The slot is already filled... Did one of our officers fucked up and invited someone?
making princes and princesses with kingu
>>559089557lmao holy retard
>>559089736ORE NO AIBA GA
i didnt knew she had such a cute voice
>>559087363Why is NTR so popular in Japan?
>>559089486MY ENTIRE POINT IS THAT FINEMO IS NOT A GOOD MANT WIT CARD BELOW MLB RETARD
>>559089897rapeono o
>>559089557>a girl married someone who isn't me means I'm being le cuckedmental illness
>>559089845oh gosh you're all so nice. I kinda want to try it now, but do let me know if I'm not up to snuff, I really don't mind!I will re-apply nowmany thanks to the other /uma/friend who invited me too
>>559089861I'm coming for that crown
>>559088951I wish I was Sakura Chiyono O so I could rape Danchou
>>559089486>>559089989you said, i quote, "EVERY GOOD "SPECIALTY" CARD HAS 10 RB" and then pointed to fucking twin turbo lmao
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
>>559089496Stop it, anon! You're being too rational! We need to keep fighting... just because!
it's a new Opera Mare day!
never falter sweepy. never falter
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE NEW DAYITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>559090017Yes
>>559089991Just because she has Yoshino tied up, doesn't mean she's into that. It doesn't mean anything.
>>559090154
>>559090154>you will never be a winner
NIGGERRRRRRI DID ITMY FIRST TIME
>>559090154they should make 1000 such clubs and kill the game
>>559090154>was on the rise but dropped down from rank 20it's over
>>559089557My bad, should've asked her out like I did, faggot.
>>559090154>still no mention of ed*nyea sweepypag is one of (((them))))
>>559085438qrd?
1st anniversary part event starts today!? B-bros?
Easy first TT of the day
What was the retention line?
>>559090257Anon...Congrats!
it's the fucking jews...
bwos...
safe
>>559090318ok so imagine biko but it gets the same TE only in senior year
>>559090154sweepydev, add "eden bots btw" to your desc and i will kneel
>8 shoe requests literally 10 mins ago>open game>1 shoe request (8/10) left>click>too late someone else already sniped itI didn't realize trading during reset was this competitive
WHERE IS IT
Witgod found, I just need to survive one more week
>>559090154rename the club to "Eden is botting"
>>559090414Get dobbered
SAFE BEFORE TRACKBLAZER WEEK
>>559090486its cancelled
>>559090383611k, not kidding. It was like 610,909 or something.
>>559090154>dropped to 21He proved nothing. If botting was really prevalent he would have been inside top 10 or top 1 already. A nothingburger.
>642kI'M GONNA LIVE
>>559090436licklick
>>559090154wtf i love sweepy now!
How do we address the Mambo shoecession
IKERU
go sweepy go
>>559090480If you login late by a few seconds in my club, those rows and rows of shoes are gone. Now you wait for the dripfeed.
>>559089557>>559089978This was drawn before Ai was released so its bullshit anyways
>Anniversary events start today! The in game notice says>No event currently activeK.
>>559090661The sprint shoe bubble has burst!
doober love
>>559090582He's just doing all of this to attentionwhore his new "creations" it was never about outing botters.
>one free scout a dayWow it's fucking nothing
>>559090154If he doesn't change it to something about Eden botting then who cares
I'm itching to play but I can't play until the missions come.
yaaaaay
Anniversary canceled everyone go outside
>>559088682>Insert random woman who has never played the games or experienced the franchise beyond surface level>she makes a poorly educated assumption >Haha take THAT incels!>????
https://x.com/_saya_aizawa/status/909561831450066944
>>559090480Man, I miss that from my old club. I learned some menu shortcuts just to snipe shoes more efficiently.Then I also miss sometimes complaining in club chat about being stuck at "connecting..." and missing the shoes.
ugh... MEN
>>559090582In a few hours, 2x career rewards will return and Sweepy will be back at full powerYou will see
>>559090736Your double daily race event?
Inject it straight into my veins
>1st anniversary begins early >Mystery 2 hour maintenance tomorrow They're adding evolved skills.
Cya next week faggots
>>559091005BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>559091005>down to 22AIEEE OUR FUARKING HERO IS DYINGREV UP A 2ND ACCOUNT MR. TOSHER
>>559090893that's lava
>>559091005Of course the botter is a false flagging Witcuck faggot
If I kick someone before they log in do they get the monthly club rewads?
>>559091005
>>559091010they're not adding evolved skills right as the fucking CM opens retard. wait until afterwards.
>>559091005uh oh! they're going to raid the thread now
>>559090931I wish I was Dober so I could have the whole club run through me
>>559091005Based based based
Does first anni mean more club stickers?
>>559091010>Mystery 2 hour maintenance tomorrow>while I'm still sleepingnice
>>559091005SEApydev... Perhaps I judged you too harshly.
>>559091005My kneesI'm kneeling
>>559085472I wonder if they realize they looked like a deranged mentally ill dipshit doing that
>>559091090nyes if you kick them after the day starts they get the gibs
>>559091021we are next to each other?
>>559091096
>>559085318Couldn't find this on the search, can you add me? Sankyuu
Your shoes. Hand them over.
>>559091096Yeah? Remind me when they added the last balance patch?
So uhhhhh this shit is the entire part 1?
>>559091010I want to believe it's QOLs but 2 hours maintenance seems too short
>>559091005BASED
What the fuck were they thinking? It should start now. What the fuck is happening in global? They can't even get the schedule right.
>>559091198Five day sandbagger gets the full seven day grace then, unfortunate.
>>559091005VF botting isn't too farfetched right?
>>559091005THE VILLAIN
Looking for A+ club at leastI do 5 runs a day, be it parent or ace runs so my daily fan generation varies and it's not set in stone983903709377
>cause the botlocaust>all the botter piges quit>game loses revenue>EOSWhat's the endgame here?
>>559089901But you're still 28/30... also I have 5 hours cd still. 5 and 30 mins.
>>559091270Race tickets go up a few days before CM, it's not related to anni
>>559091323No but since his viewers are predominantly brown, the top ones may be botting.
>>559091005Rice is a great uma to use as avatar for this villain(hero)
>>559091298So it only starts in seven hours or did they fuck it up
>>559091323yeah the vfcord is full of brownoids
>>559091343Rebricked has been begging for a week now, I'm not in it but I'll shill them for free
>>559091270Good, I don't need to do TT five times for the daily shopThanks Cygames
>>559091298the bonus daily races has started at this time, because they change at server reset, so they have to say it "starts" now
>>559091298These events always start 6 hours after reset, you can't be that retarded you haven't noticed this.
>>559091260invite sent
Is it too late to buy Rice stocks?
>>559091269not until after fucking leo cup. were you even here? they dropped aoharu, but they didn't drop the patch until the 11th. this time they're even going out of their way to hold MANT until after aquarius.
>>559091005HOLY SHIT NOW I KNEEL
>>559091005my FUARKING hero
>>559091439Retard the daily login bonus usually start at reset time. Not during CM/Banner reset time.
>>559091356free carats
>>559091343invite sent
gibs? gibs where are my gibsmy gibbiesmy gibberoosmy glibletsmy glibgloobsmy glimmies
I am a rapist. Which club is for me?
laisu stonks at an all time high
>>559091343DANCHOU HIRE THIS MANUMANKO DANCHOU
>>559091010Unity changes were a week or two after unity released
>>559090582...that just means everyone in the top20 also bots
>>559091005COMMERCIAL TIME
>>559091269they released the scenario just before finals but the patch was about a week later
>>559091574The club with the most women and femboys
>>559091005Okay. I will be using sweepy now
See you guys next week
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>559091529Yeah except for every other time we've had special daily gibsretard
>>559091005someone fill me in, what's the image supposed to be convey?
>>559091631Both of these should be permanent t b h
>>559091343>top earner in umaoNice resume, bro.
>>559091631effective 4x means it really will break even now and lasts for more than a month
>>559091005thank you for representing our values, we love black umas and we hate SEAcord
>>559091610>>559091592>>559091494>Ask to be reminded >They reminded meThanks for reminding me when the balance patch dropped.
>>559091005Finally Sweepler. I care now and the only Sweepy update that matters
>>559091631Whats the point of starting half tp now and ending it right when mant releases?
>>559091631sweepy's gonna die
When was the last time you updated your TT umas? I haven't touched mine since November and it got me constant ~630k every week, it was certainly worth it
>>559091343>Tfw Blockushin was actually useful to me in Cancer Cup's final>As in, one guy's Blockushin fucked up the other guy's Falcon, allowing my Pasa to steal 1st and win the whole thing, when i stopped fielding my own Blockushin altogether Thanks, Blockushin
>>559091631Hate the timing of this shit. Literally 3pm-10pm UTC is the only time I can play umamusume so every time there's an event I lose a day.
>>559091298>>559091395>>559091529in the actual news post pretty much everything still starts at event/cm reset.
>>559091631AIIIIEEEEEEE DANCHOU PLEASE
>we love black umas
>>559091631they literally removed the 2x drop just to reimplement it as an anniversary "celebration"
>>559091735read nigga READ
>>559091749I basically just update them with whatever's higher ranked. I haven't looked at the spreadsheet for optimal skill buying for TT or anything. Most of them are CM umas
i love laisu so much bros
>>559091631>half tp>2x career modeHoly fucking shit.GO SWEEPYDEV GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559091323Not really, no. VF's perfect parents in global is probably also botted, or if not, done by his fans. No way he can have perfect parents in global WHILE also playing in JP.
>>559091631>half tp>in MANTblazernigga who the fuck is actually going to empty the tp bar here
>>559091783It's temporary. You will be grateful. You do not deserve 10 whole carets for winning the February Stakes or whatever fuck ass g1 you finished.
Kris S
>>559091631Double the fans you get right?
>500 speed in classic january with just kitasan + kinguwtf
Is the uma.moe club search broken right now?
>>559091631shieeeeeeet
which club's dancho will dress as an uma and let me plap them?
clearly that is cygames honeypot
>>559091727you're welcome, now come here and let me give you smooches.
>>559091631yes cygames... reel all the fishes in... then catch them in one fell swoop... or should I say... sweep...
>>559091891>MANTblazerUhm actually we call it Post A New Thread here or at least TrackMANTer.
>>559091891>>559091631What if this is a honeypot to give maximum incentive to bot so everyone can be nailed
>>559091631EVERLAST, EDEN, AND SWEEPY WILL BE BOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559091749Update every scenario since the jump in stats is huge.
>>559091631SHALLNT BE DOING THIS HALF TP WITHOUT BOTS
I'm gonna make it!
Danchou here, I'll be doubling the quota for this month
>>559091923Why does she have Yaoi hands?
THE TRAP HAS BEEN SET
>>559091940the dev pushed up a change yesterday and the whole website has been fucked ever since
>>559091981why do i have a boner
>>559092069*rapes you*
>>559090661You can trade dirts with me or stick to pinks. Your call.
>>559092064bwo retention was 610k youre cooked
your quota? it's 120m now
>>559091810Are you able to class 6 retention with just CM umas?
>>559091982https://vocaroo.com/132SefywQils
Semen status?
I shan't be doing fan runs, I will however do 20 failed ace runs
>>559092064you are gonna need around 615k for safe spot
>>559091631do you get x2 total fans by the end of career
>>559092076Slop artist
>>559092205All inside my trainee.
>>559092292no
>>559092189Schizo kino
>>559092292You get x2 total fans if you do 2x the careers
>>559091631is cygames trying to make botting more appealing...?
>>559092375so smart...
>>559092349>>559092375that sucks, the career rewards are literal nothingburger...i just want to grind my favorites to 100m fans
>>559092189
they're going to send the yakuza to sweepydev's mud hut and kill him
>>559092575Please have a gock please have a gock dear GOD please have a gock
What are YOUR runs per day?I get 3 runs a day average but I'm going to slip into 2 soon enough
>>559092575brickedancho looks like this??
I still think all of this will just get Sweepy banned but Eden getting away without any punishment
>>559092575Danchou... they're leaking your Umafans content
>>559092575sorry to say that's a girl
>>559092575thigh meats...
thats fucking five in a row
>>559092189god i hate le silly voicefags. stop having fun.
If botters don't get banned after this maint I'm gonna join themI feel like a retard actually playing like normal
>>559092724air shakur would say this
>>559092575This is what they took from (You)
LISTEN CLUB MEMBERI KNOW TIMES ARE TOUGHBUT IF YOU KEEP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES EVERY, FUCKING, DAYWHILE WE ALL SPREAD MEDIUMSI WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVEAND I WILL DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU WEAK MINDED SNIVELLING SIMPDO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? I WILL FUCKING RUIN YOU. FUCKING STOP.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
>>559092575I am now leaving my club to join Rebricked.
>>5590926283-4 parent runs per day, I try to set my goal as 3M fans every day
>>559092718Working as intended
>>559092575T R A C E NRACEN
Kitasan black isn't that big.
>>559092575>razer chairkek
>>559092575>tracen thigh high socks but they're stockings instead>visible feet and toesi don't care if this person has a grickle or not im cooming already
>>559092718Fuck Air Hag
>>559092649It'll be the funniest outcome for sure. Imagine the sweepydev meltdown
>>559092575Manliest Sirius fan
>Divegrass Update>We need more support from this general to enter VGL 26!>If we can get 20-40 more anons to support this team come June we can be golden if we don't have enough support, I'm taking this team to /ag/ League this August.>I want to do wants best for this general and stick it to /umajp/!
>>559092737You haven't?I just run a few umabots in a random club I made lmao. A /v/ club, nobody else does shit but its A+ with me doing 0 fan runs ever because of them. It makes the game SO much more fun.
>>5590926283 parent runs a day when CM prep is done or 5 ace runs when prepping CM
>>559092737i have a sweepy burner to ensure the club rank and then on my normal account i don't consider fans
>>559092874i would support as long as you're not actually antagonistic with /umajp/
>>559092575PLEASE BE INMAMBOAMBO
>>559092575>3D
>>559092874>and stick it to /umajp/!what the first anon said
>>559092575I look like this btw
>>559092941>>559092810Can you back it up with image proof like I did?
>frognigger
>>559092575get this 3d w*man out of my gacha general (if that even is one)
>all these fags nusting to 3DOUT
>>559093068The VFcord is with us right now
i'm going to sleep good night
>>559092941
>>559092575this is bricked's danchou btw
>>559093068ill be nusting to whatever i please thank you
>>559092956Noted anon
>>559093068like you wouldn't hit that
PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB DANCHOU IS GOING TO WHIP ME AGAIN
>>559092189>t.
>>559092575
>>559093130more like raped
>>559093035Sure, I did a lot more runs when I started playing and during the first weeks of unityNo I'm not a botter
>>5590926281 for whatever the upcoming CM is0 when I can't be fuckedI averaged <300k daily
Mar-chan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>559092628
>>559092575>Gaymen chairI bet this is the Buttsweat Danchode. You always get sweaty butts with this kind of chair
>>559093068should've gatekept harder
>>559092189>
>>559093108umasumi!
consider this jobber
>>559093171Wow, you must have been very dedicated. I'm impressed!>>559093197Over 5 runs a day on average...Anon-sama, I bow to you>>559093178That's OK anon, your horses will wait...
>>559093248DON'T
Anyone doing more than 1 run a day is mentally ill and should seek help. What kind of sick fucking is spending 1/24th of their life (more like 1/16 assuming they sleep) playing a fucking gacha that could EOS overnight?
>>559091631Not missing the opportunity to Sweep this time
>>559093179Do you think she would moan in the puppet voice during sex
Autis/uma/ danchou... I applied just now... probably.
>>559093301>he isn't a daily login warriorWhat you expect the game to live?
>>559093068These neighas actual goes to the movies and horse racing tracks for gods sake, they are riajuus
>>559093264I don't know much about shion but she looks cute
>>559092189what are you doing here
>>559093301Aww, is the widdle guy mad he can't dedicwate himself to a game? That he gives up on EVERYWYTHING and hasn't succeeded in life at all? Does this upset the widdle baby boy? I'm sooo sorry, anon...Maybe learn to enjoy something?
>>559093179Wife
>>559092575>Check twitter (XXGGSONLYXX)>Private
>>559093167I'm joining autis/uma/ now
>>559093301I just love my KamiOshi
>>5590930353-5 a day but retiring 1-3 of them in the middle of the run. So basically 1-2 finished runs.
Please join HonseFun... we have no quota, no discordJust a chill club
>>559093403Whose danchou is this? I will join
>>559093468>he isn't a day 1 player
the only thing I do daily is log in once on my phonedo you guys really
>>559092628This kind of surveyposting is kinda dumb because no one knows if anyone bots or not, zero value in sharing
>>559093340
>>559093403>He didn't get in
>>559092575Is this a legacy woman or "woman"?
>>559093403https://x.com/maiggsonlyxx/Alt is currently public
>>559093534not him but I'm a Kitasan reroller
>>559093521You don't have a SOVL recruitment for this month nyo
>>559092575>>559093512
>>559093556>>559093340Didn't mean to reply, have another (You) as an apology
>>559093521354138294144
>>559093650>>559092575>>559093512So this thing is up the ass right?
I HATE 3D PIGGIES
>>559093521you should have snagged the newcutie in the other thread before it got groomed by /uma/club...
>>559093525Bricked! He'll also give you 1 (ONE) free footjob if you join today!
>>559085206Everyone applying to an /uma/ club, put /uma/ on your profile comment or else we'll just treat you as a rando, you can remove it after you get in.
>>559092575at least she knows what to call her
>>559093595>actually obesedisgusting
>>559093340Welcome aboard.
>>559093741no I will not brand myself with autism
>>559093740>heI'm getting mixed signals
>>559093538We know you don't play the game staygoldnigger, just like the ntrfaggot
>>559093771do you think you can get those thighs without being obese
CAN I HAVE A SWEEPYDRAMA OR CLUBDRAMA AGAIN OVER THESE 3DPIGGIES (YOU) FARMING
>>559093695Why is she so angry?
5845 9943quick aquarius testo run before i go eati will not post results
>15 TP careers until mid aprilAIEEEE I'M GONNA FREAK EVERY TIME I SEE A FULL BAR
>>559093814I do though
>>559093805You wont get in then
>>559093650maybe I am missing something in my life by never having had the sexo...
>>5590938493dpiggies > paypiggies
3D PIGGU GO HOME
>>559093636I was hungover this weekend, and I don't want to scramble for an ad this month>>559093679Sent you an invite! See you soon>>559093732Darn.. I only woke up an hour ago
>>559093512PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
Stop posting hags
>>559093917Just remember that she is hiding her face because she is an ugo. Not that it really needs to be said because she is a 3DPD WHORE SLUT BITCH.
>>559093904Hundreds of clubs need bodies, it's buyer's market!
>>559093901No you don't fucking tourist, go the fuck away
>>559093937i'm a piggy and 3d
Will He be able to slay the three kings?Surely at 90m per day he'll get all of them, combined, right?No, March's rankings aren't available yet
>>559093403she made a new one https://x.com/ggs_cos
I thought we hated cosplay whores
i think i'm done
brickedgwos I know you need recruits but this is kinda embarrassing...
Post veteran umamusumes
>>559094003
>>559093595I probably could've jerked off to this 2 days ago
>>559093972Thank you, I'll join tomorrow after cooldown ends
Dont forget to do your legend races
>>559094147Where does one get such a tail? Asking for my boyfriend.
>>559094008>looking at the face
cafe thighs...
>>559094054listen man no need to get defensive if this is all you have going for you, I'm just surprised, is all
>>559093740pls stop making my danchou sound like a whore he only does that once he's gotten to know you better
>>559093732but /Uma/ Club has no discord either anon, I even put it in the recruitment image because its neat that we're probably the only S club that doesn't have one and >>559093521 also I think HonseFun has the best recruitment posts besides this one so I will send them here if they get overwhelmed
>>559094147you know this chick is ugly if she be hiding her facewomen LOVE all the attention they can get so a good looking gal will never hide their face>>559094226see? exposed face
>>559094142Helio... Its time to let go
>>559093859>Late start into blocked behind everyone
>>559094110>600 stamyou're not finishing the race
>>559094081we're being raided
UMADash is on the lookout for 2 oji-sans. We're a relaxed A+ club, 30M fans/month is the only rule. If you're already doing 2-3 runs per day or want to, drop your ID and we'll send an invite.
autis/uma/ danchou really let himself go...
>>559094226Now this is a boy
>>559094003>>559094147HNNNNNGH>pantyhose>heeled sandalsgod this account is kino. sorry dancho i fell for the psyop and im gooning today instead of doing fan runs...
>>559094257that's what the paper bag is for
>>559094081I remember those cosplays ALWAYS being posted in /v/ma but have been getting lesser and lesser (You)s and actually shun away recently. Make use of this info with what you will.
kingu
>>559094227Don't even post gameplay and when you do it's stolen screenshots just like the ntrfaggot. Fuck off already and go larp in umajp
>>559094280surely you NSM into victory in these conditions?!
>>559094303A bokumanko irl is fine too
>>559094110You need 1000 stam + gold recovery to survive as runaway
>>559094296>relaxed >30M fans/month
>>559094094Troons get body dysmorphia seeing actual women
>>559094059how do these top club people run so muchdo they literally use carats to refill TP? because the TP bottles arent that many. dont tell me these people PAY to farm fans?
>>559094336of fucking course
>>559091631I think I need to stop playing Diablo II: Resurrected temporarily. 2 Grinding autism for a month is too much.
>>559094336>posted in /v/ma until everyone recognized them and no longer responded>posted here and got a billion responsesisn't this just proof that /uma/ isn't actually full of crossboarders if they lack the herd immunity that /v/ma has to this infection?
remember to report and ignore the 3D spam
To sweep or not to sweep that is the question
>>559094348>when you dooh you're mistaking me for some other poster. hope the meds start working soon, bud
>>559094420>Do the accounts used exclusively to grind for fans use *sighs* carat TP refills?A mystery, really.
>>559094147>>559094257
>>559094059pretty sure he's at like >100m/day
All my parents are natty
>>559094473Yes, and also a proof that we're the designated shitposting thread
>>559094420i sometimes use carats to refill if i'm feeling like doing more ace run attempts, it's not a big deal
>>559094420You get it back easily
>>559094486>double rewards>half tpYou would be stupid not to
https://x.com/ElectroDav50515/status/2028112565595959715
>>559093779Thanks, danchou!
>>559094542>the google points shill gigawhale is backplease stop the last time you posted it made me start thinking i should order more ubereats through the google play store so i could get free carets
I dont care how much bait you post I'm not going to /v/
>>559094621FAT FUCK
>>559094336That's just sad. Going to another board just to farm (You)s since your original board ditched you
>>559094607>teiothank you anon i was lost in a gooning haze but this brought me to my senses
>>559094591I love brown umas that don't have black facial features and dreadlocks
>>559089496It was really progressive of cygames to let the black uma's hold hands and kiss too.
>>559092171Yeah I got a new record of 669k yesterday.
>>559094621I don't know how Uber payments work but I don't think that works since the processor is external for those apps.
>>559094607whose danchou is this
Phenomenally dogshit thread today.
>>559094814today?
>>559094498thats just a man
>>559094814It's getting worse every single day
>>559094734My brain read stromboli kriss
>>559094841I have the memory of a goldship
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB ALREADY
>>559094814next bread will be butter
>>559094727
Soon my cd will end but I'm still not sure which club do I join
Last call for Autis/uma/, one slot remains.
>>559094296Are you insane?The relaxed club I'm in is A+ and there are no fan requirements, its just do what you can to help the team30m fans is insane, that's like 1-2 fan runs every single dayYou're on drugs
>>559094489You're a gay pedophile for "liking" stay gold and you'll just move on to the next fotm soon enough
Sweepers are thriving~
>>559094957You have the autism for /uma/tism
>>559094957post your id, then pick whoever invites you
>>559094814The brickedgeddon did immeasurable damage to this general...
>>559094926>sleeve tattoosgross
>half tp double rewardssweepydev status?
>30m fans a month is too much for casuals
why hasn't 559088682 been deleted yet
I hate you all
>>559094989sounds like projection
>>559094926>tattoosRuined. Stop posting this whore.
>>559094984thats because your club is botting
>>559094926>that armthis one is a crossplayer isnt it.
>>559094984>30m fans>dedicate 6 days to farming fans>now you can fuck around and do whatever
>>559094926this is 100% a man
>>559094918Next bread will be wurst
>>559086091IP and IH
I just wanted to talk about horse girls
Man cygames are really banking on being findommed by edenchuds until the end huh, wtf is this botshit
>>559095236Then talk about your oshi, bwo
>>55909498430m quota is pretty hardcore... I'd also think that's more of a S tier club requirement if every single member is meeting it
>>559094814here is doto ass to heal the thread.
>>559095268Yeah because the rest of the playerbase is using Google PP so Cygames is losing 30%
There really is nothing worth staying in here nowadays. I can understand why my /Uma/ clubmates are saying they don't visit or post anymore in here which is really sad since we literally have /uma/ in our name. See you all when CM starts and during MANT.
>end ny ulala gets passed by base ls ulalait appears I've been gaslit yet again...
I just woke up, looking forward to my breakfast, I've got banana bread leftovers from yesterday Should I get coffee or tea with it?
Rebricked is currently 25/30! Please add /uma/ to your profile or reply with your ID so we can identify that it's (you). Went from 1200 today to 700 and now 570 in just 24 hours, we'll keep fighting the good fight brickedbros!
>>559095236dam i would take care of her but she probably wouldn't fuck me then
>>55909534230m is rank 250 anon,
>>559095447stop spammingfuck offdisband already
>>559092874Nah fuck you and your gay team
>>559095387>the discord club is saying they no longer use 4chanof course nigger
>>559095268god i wish i was being findommed by a tranny uma cosplayer...
>>559094984if they're pushing for S it's reasonable
>>559095069unrelated but i thought she was giving a blowjob but cropped in the thumbnail
>>559095387Next thread will be butter (it will never be butter)
>>559095447What's in it for me?
>>559094814All according to plan.
>>559095440coffee
>>559095513mambro...
>>559095447keep spammingfuck mestay together forever
>>559094814It's peak Indian posting hours right now. They'll go to bed soon enough anyways.
>>559095343>What's wrong, Trainer-san? Could it be you're craving my McNinjins?
>>559095594WHERE IS MY FUCKING BUTTER TAMAI WANT DA BUDDAH IN MY MOUTH
>>559095475yeah that's way above A+ and that's if everybody only does the minimum
>>559095447DISBAND! DISBAND! DISBAND!
>>559095513
>>559095440tea or (pokke) or coffeewhich way
>>559095387Tell your clubmates I think they're gay
>>559094814Silence
>>559095680YOU ATE IT ALL ALREADY
semen retainedsee you next week
>>559095689she wouldn't say that...
>>559095606Free blowjobs
My oshiwife is so beautiful I can't help but stare in fascination
>>559090272my club would drop from B+... to B+...
Seiun sniff
>>559095950ew gross
Dacchis banner looks kinda lazily made.
>>559096046Now we're attacking banners
>>559090154>transfobic>racistGOD'S STRONGEST BROWNIE
>>559095387Your clubmates sound cute and I want to date them.
>>559095812rice villain has been teaching her some things
Just found out Eden council has 1 Viet (female) and 3 Indog (male)
NY urara is fucking scary if she hits NSM
>this is literally one of the best inherits in the game>its not good here>it doesn't work on this track>its a bit weak here>it wont be used for the next cm>gets ignored every cm guide now
>>559096046cool down with the bannerphobic remarks
>>559096130/uma/ club is the most autistic of the bunch
>>559096175wtf i'm downloading sweepy and joining eden now
>>559090154sweepybotter is giving this place a bad name. This is the most wholesomerino thread on 4chan and we do not condone his bio
>>559096046sloppy just like dirt shoes
>>559096046danchou doesnt know graphic art
>>559096192I just slap pulse on anyone, whos not a front. Simple as.
wait is there an event going on or what
I DID IT! I did a run today. I had motivation. I helped out my club! It was a fan run.
>>559095343
>>559096192>rolling for parent umasif it's good i'll just borrow it nigga
>>55909632410 more you fat fuck
>>559096046Good, they're not faggots thenI'm joining
>/uma/ is being slandered as a bot central and discordshits get off scot-free again
>>559096251This, Rebricked has gays and transgenders. So we definitely don't associate with Sweeper
>>559096046that's how you identify soul
>>559096364I'm not fat...and I don't want to, I'm bored and tired now. MANT might be fun I hope.
>>559093365>head-off
>>559096384This is why I'm glad I got into /uma/club
I am confiscating your posts until you pay off your bad post debt. *high heel clicks away*
cygames is playing the long gamebelieve
>>559096394nyo... ovr repvtation....
>people think browns are responsible for bad postsyou can tell brown posts because they're just bald faced anger and zero effort ragebaiting. White posts are far worse because they have the IQ to enjoy sadistic metaironic trolling.
>>559096546Being inclusive is good
>>559096556Indian poster detected. Failed deflection.
>>559096515The long game? I can't wait for the next cm
i meet more trans people in /vg/ than in real life
>>559096678games breed mental illness
umarape
>>559094984>30m fans is insane, that's like 1-2 fan runs every single dayI've never done a single fan run in my life, you're a contrarian retard. Parent runs and ace runs get you that amount easily, and fan runs can triple that.
>beer>erection>/uma/ on second monitor yep is umamusume time
Is Dacchis full? Can't find them in game...
>>559096832*reaches for your crotch*
which horse show franchise is better? MLP or Uma Musume?
>>559096832only americans should be in this thread
the raped ^^^
>>559096678i live in seattle and literally see at least 4 trans people every single day. there's this one who walks around naked all the time and walks her girlfriend on a leash. really the biggest issue is that her dick is bigger than mine.anyway, join ReBricked! We have 5 spots open.
>book slot in Dacchis yesterday>reminded about it several times just to be sure>they are fullAutis/uma/ danchou, you here? I'd like to book a slot, 5 hours until cooldown.
wife groove
>>559094957how interested in playing are you? Interested enough to do 2-3 parent runs/ace runs per day? That'd get you 30M/month which is the quota for UMADash. We're A+ ranked so the gibs are comfy and so long as you bring the 30M danchou doesn't really care. Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite. We've got two spots open right now, just filled one (flatlining niggers beGONE)
>>559096884>only americans>implying there aren't a large percent of uma fanbase outside of US
>>559095950I would do this
>>559096803I do 1-2 runs a day. 2 runs + the other daily things is over an hour of IRL time. I sleep from 11 to 6:30, then it's a shower and some free time until 8:00 (when I get my UMA in usually), then I have to wake the kids, prepare breakfast, get them ready, send them off to school before 9:00. I drive to work and come back at about 5:45, then its time to make supper and clean up the house a bit, I usually want to relax so I'll spend some time gaming with friends or catching up on something I've been putting off, and by the time I know it its already 11 and I'm going to bed again.I truly don't understand how you people can put hours into this game every single day.
>>559096384The top clubs here bot and use discord though t. club hopper
>>559097001We're full too. Just picked up another one.
>>559096897
>>559097128not mambo.
>>559097139
>>559097051>he doesn't want to have a designated amerimutt thread and a normal one
Just finished gooning to a really shitty video of renamon getting fucked by impmon
Rebricked has space
>>559097228shut up tranny disband already
https://x.com/i/status/2028279464422236430
>>559097161Definitely mambo
>>559097260
stop fighting....no more club wars.... all toreina are brothers............
>>559096884still SEAGOD hours btw
>>55909716130 organic dachis at the showers at mambobig hard throbbing umas waning to get raced
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
this thread is gayer than teiobro
>>559097113>kids>work>friendsbold of you to assume that most hardcore gacha players check even one of these boxes
>>559097113>I'm a hardworking single dad salarymannice larp, faggot >how can you play vidya for hours, don't get it do you know where you are?
>>559097001why didnt you just post your id lol you know invites can be sent out to people on cooldown
>>559097001Please do nyot shitpost my club
>>559097260this guy is definitely brown. Certified sovlless brown aura in these posts.
I started playing like a month ago and only now came hereare these threads usually like this
just wanna say mambo before the thread is over
>>559097419Some of us have been on this site since the early 2000s, anon. 2006 for me specifically. We've had to grow up.>>559097415People have to work, and surely they have friends, at least online? Or other games to play.
>>559097001>>559095447Join Rebricked!
>>559097509Nyes
>>559097113You can do a few turns of a career in a few minutesAlso, you have a family so reeee normie etc
>>559097509We used to have good threads months ago but expect this to be the norm nowadays
>>559097509Nu
>>559097509No, they're usually worse.
>>559097113Nice larp, a real salaryman with kids would've included his wife bitching at him in the story though.
If you make less fans than me then you should die
>>559097531stop spamming trannyyour club wont get any members from us anymore
>>559097509It's only this bad at the start of the month when all the clubs are looking for fresh meat
>>559097529>We've had to grow up.skill issue
I didn't do any runs yesterday
>>559097560My pixel reboots each time
>>559097517
>>559097578I don't have a wife anymore.>>559097560On the Steam version? It's locked at 30fps and doesn't move that fast. I refuse to put video games on my phone, it's a tool for work, not distractions. I don't want to spend my time looking at pointless things on it, so I only have my desktop for gaming.>>559097617True
>>559097601Why?
>>559097581How many fans did you gain last month?
>>559097509it'll get better once the autists get focused on Trackblazer
Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you're more than good.Anyway if you're interested, then send join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.>>559094607Is our Danchou BTW. Club members who hit 20M+ a month can have schedule a "private meet up" with her.
>>559097601Yes it will.
>>559097665>I don't have a wife anymore.oh. What happened?
>>559097468Just don't want to>>559097471Dacchis doesn't appear in my search.
>>559097601Why has this jeet been spamming this the entire thread?
>>559095761BABY MAKING SEX WITH TAMA AFTER I PAID FOR OUR DINNER
>>55909769060m
>>559097726>>559097726>>559097726
please stop with the mean slop and post nice gem
>>559097727Umamusume.
>>559097746Because everyone enabled him
>>559097727She left me.
What happened to umaooo? Did they just give up on recruiting here?
>>559097746I’d bet a fiver it’s the meekposter again
>polshit bait OP imageoh boy
>>559097767*dies*
>>559097529>Some of us have been on this site since the early 2000s, anon. 2006 for me specifically. We've had to grow up.that's nice, but not really relevant to anything I said, calling you a faggot for lying about being a single dad.
>>559097807if your post were ignored/shitposted to death and no one joined, would you still recruit here?
>>559097779no
>>559097883Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet to tell lies?Old memes aside though, I don't really care. Pretend I'm not and fill in the slots with whatever else you prefer, the end result is the same. How can someone dedicate hours a day to something like this?
NTRfag, get to baking
>>559097774>early thread>not even image limitNice troll OP. Saddest part is everyone's already using the thread
>>559097737if you're not going to post your id, then it's going to be hard for danchou to know it's you who applied and not someone else who saw the recruitment post.
https://jiggie.fun/EigQgX_https://jiggie.fun/EigQgX
>>559098349I don't want to be doxed
>>559098538Ok, so how will he know it's you who applied and not someone else?
>>559098608His aura
>>559098608I think he's fucking with you
>>559098643Neicha...
>>559098005>How can someone dedicate hours a day to something like this?oh well that's very simple. You see, I really, really love horse girls. I like them a lot. I love training them, I love learning their stories, preparing them for races, and when they win CM races it's a massive adrenaline rush. Suzuka, Creek, Shichi, McQueen, Teio, Raisu, Ardan, Maruzensky, are some of the most fun characters I've encountered in recent memory and I love spending time with them. Their animango is great and I love everything about them. Therefore I spend a lot of time playing Uma Musume and I'm almost 40.I'd play less if I had a wife/children, but I'm a khv wizard so that's off the table. Not terribly interested in 3DPD anyways.
>>559098654the best way to handle a troll is to be genuine with them and eventually they'll self-destruct out of confusion
>>559098206>>early thread>>not even image limit>implying people even care about this shit in the first place
I'll bake a non-gay thread. Next image posted can be the OP if a) it's not ugly and b) it's not homosex.
>>559098675Interesting. Well, I respect the hustle then, anon. I hope your love for horses carries further than just this life, and that your dedication takes you to places unheard of as of yet.I'm entering mid 30s myself
@umagrok I don't feel like reading this thread. Please aggregate all the interesting information posted here in one short post for me
>>559085492Thanks falco!
>>559099352>231kDo you think you're around average or above? I'm at 271k after buying this months tickets+books, unsure where this places me
retards
>>559099540
>>559099481Hard to say, maybe above average for /uma/ since most posts I've seen are sitting at 70-90k.I got MLB Kita in July, but I made the mistake of not whoring myself out online so I only ever got 200 followers from people not aware of uma.moe, most of them quit in September and the rest pretty much haven't logged in since October/November.
>>559101698I've never whored myself out either, but I did have a friend who borrowed my kitasan a lot until he got his own.
>>559100995I LOVE SPATS!!!!POST UMAS WITH SPATS ONEGAI!!!
>>559102841all of them wear spats under their uniform
>>559104287Proof?
