Previous: >>559085206>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Post sweepers
Is unity better for building umas?
Sorry your wife left you anon. Good luck with the kids.
Can we get along in this thread?
janny do your job and kill this thread
This thread will be better
>>559097726Michelle My Baby is such a retarded name, looking back.
>>559097807They've been recruiting from discord since last month
Off to a bad start with an op image that is likely to cause a melty
I love my club. They refer to me as she/her
>>559097737there's a pending application which counts towards the member count and removes the club from search but danchou said he was saving the last slot. i'm not sure how he's going to verify it's you unless you post your id though.
>>559097862
sweepy HATES the op image
this thread will be better
>check the calendar>CM registration starts todayNOT AGAIN
>>559097726>>559097774Are we really using this bread?
Sex with Kris S
Oguri FAT
why is the anniversary late?
>>559098048I have no aces because I was waiting for MANT
>>559098038your optimism makes me smile
>>559098054no, report it for trolling
>>559097726Nice thread, Globrowns
>>559097989
>>559097726Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting. We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile. Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)
https://jiggie.fun/EigQgXhttps://jiggie.fun/EigQgX
>>559098048You have half TP up soon, start making those aces
>>559098054why wouldn't we
>>559097989of course mambsister, we respect anyone who farms fans for the club.
>>559097726MICHELLE OBAMA
>>559098220Will anything actually happen if you guys fill up?
>>559098329Dancho will nuke his carat stash in celebration.
>>559098329disband
>>559098329Danchou will give everyone a blow job
Ms. Skeletal Cafe LOVE
>>559098220“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”- quote from Umahatma Gandhi, dancho of club Mambo
alright, survived the last week of unity
>>55909832929 man gangbang with danchou
>>559098220fuck off and disband your club
which uma would rape me but be nice about it
>>559098468bonumanko
>>559098013Oh I see now. Well if he takes someone else, it is what it is I guess.
>>559098527this week is still unity, mant should start on the kitasan (uma) banner
>>559098586NICE nature lol
>>559098549cleat yourself
>>559098220>gay mexican umasorry i wanted to but not joining now
Mambo!
>>559098708there are no mexicans here
>>559098607yeah, that retention rate is for this week that starts todaywill remake most of my team by next week so the next semen retention will have MANT umas, this week is my last one with only unity umas I don't want to get surprised by people making MANT aces for TT and losing my class 6 retention on the 4 days available to make them
>>559098801lollmao
That one's going into my trainynotes.
I wish I could help Bricked but I'm classified as one of club's carriersif I leave, my club will suffer
>>559098794daiwa reddit (as in reddit tachyon's daughter)
>>559098549Disband THIS
Would eat Oguri’s ass like a starved dog who just found an open jar of peanut butter
>Divegrass18-40 more anon's support a new divegrass team would be great to feel but I'm open to more uggestions on players, kits, and other stuff to do about the team.
>>559098962Mayn fuck at club cuh
>>559099013Divegrass goes on the umaJP thread this thread has divegrass banned
Which A+ clubs are still recruiting?Including Rebricked
>>559099006this but nishino flower
>>559098936chiyo you can't say that...
I literally haven't seen you guys talk about Ardan's career at all because you retards were busy flipping your shit for an entire week about the niggumas. What a horrible fate for Ardanbwos.
I wish this Chiyoposter would help himself to an early grave
>>559098962You don't have to leave your club, it's fine.
>>559099154that's a man using filtersAlso fuck off 3dpd fag
>>559099080UMADash has two slots still available. 30M/month, drop ID if interested.
>>559099080Uma&Co has 1 dead torenaDanchou is just really slow with recruitposting
>>559097989Can I join your club, too? I don't feel safe in mine.
>>559099146its a boring career and shes a boring uma. at least chiyo had a humiliation ritual.
>>559099232He's recruitposting on the VF cord they take priority over /uma/
Mambogeddon in 15 minutes
>>55909922030M/month?It's S rank, then?900M/month means you'd have to be. I can bring in 30-45m a month but I only want to join another S rank. Preferably I'd join an SS and go up to 50m/month.Can you provide?
>>559099146she's a cow, we already have better cows in game
>>559099094This but Sweep's vegetables (while she is in the other room practicing magic)
>>559099146you weren't paying attention, then. There was a lot of cuteposting. Ardan's career is great, very good romance there.
>>559099080rebricked is recruiting!
i'm hornypost umpayoi
>>559099146nigga they've been goslingposting about her every single day since her banner dropped
>>559099237Of course! Come to Rebricked, we don't judge here
>>559099408
>>559099303umastradamus isn't real. Mambogeddon is cancelled.
PLEASE PLEASE JOIN REBRICKED OUR DANCHO JUST THREATEN US THAT IF WE DONT GET DACCHIS BEFORE THE 10TH HE'LL START RECRUITING ON DISCORD
>>559099408>umapain
>>559099334stop lying on the internet, 30x30M is not enough to reach S rank, you need close to double that. 30M is 2-3 ace runs a day, or 1-2 fan runs per day.
>>559099013nah fuck that football shit
>>559099549which discord? i'll make sure to join that before he starts
Mambogeddon has been replaced by an alternative Mambogetdown. Snacks and refreshments will be provided for a small fee.
>>559099080Rebricked isn't actually recruiting, they filled up yesterday. Its just shitposters who are making those Rebricked recruitment ads.
grim op
>>559099564unironically my fetish for this franchisepost more
>>559099146we were posting about it on the day she released. what more do you want?
>>559099626die
>>559099614>tfw don't have a date to the semi-formal Prombo
>>559099670weirdo
>>559099596The uma global discord
Is oguri rigged to win the arima kinen in her career?>200 stam>somehow win by 7 lengths
>>559099736nta but it's normal to like seeing people suffer
is there really a dancho discord where club leaders go to discuss club politics and do behind the scenes member trades?
>>559099670kitasan is the only uma with asthma go and rewatch the later episodes of S3
Umapyoi (English ver.)
Wait, there are actual speedhack mods?https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711235774
>>559099408https://files.catbox.moe/0e6d5c.mp4
>>559099801all umas have stamina haxx during career otherwise you would gas out during the sprint debut
>>559099819Former Umaoo danchou and /uma/ club danchou at least have a way of contacting each other
>>559099881im too old to see twitch links, post it on catbox
Will a bwo lemme smooch?
>>559099080honsefun i think
>>559099881>speedhack modsit's just speedhackthere is no mod
>>559099801Even if you're training for sprint, how do you only have 200 stam by Classic late December?
>>559099881you can see the mouse being at 2x or 3x speed anon
>>559099891200+400 is usually not enough to survive the 2400 dahby on other umas, not to mention the arima Binen is 2500m + she had B long and it was a naked xoguri too
>on
>>559099819it's where (((they))) decide the executions
>>559099909That’s because they’re married
I think you should eat your broccoli.
>>559099013I'm not creative enough to help out else I'd consider it
>>559100230bwoccoli
>>559099626Huh. NTA but I unironically wanted to join them now my cooldown is over, and I can't find them in game. Am I being psyop'd?
>>559099938Muah
>>559100425their recruitment thread on /lgbt/ was more popular than expected and it filled up
>>559099819/uma/ Danchou poaches through discord and plots the downfall of other clubs with his council there
>>559099819>>559099909/Uma/ Club danchou here, I did get in touch with the old umaooo dan by making a trash email and posting it herei needed to find a home for one of our toreinas that wasn't quite up for the minimum to make room for another that was overqualified so it was kind of a "trade" in a way. something for nothing, and they were getting clowned on for missing a member so it was goodhe's a good fellow and we talked about organizing an /uma/ tournamentit hasn't come to fruition yet because I'm not sure I want to mess with the crazyness of it (yet)
>>559100047you can autowin all long races if all the other umas fail their recovery wit checks or are out of position for them
>>559099938*mmmmmmwah* <3
>>559100425Post ID so we can invite you
>>559100425Too many invites
>>559100425rookie danchuds don't know this but if you send invites they count towards the clubs total
>>559099819A few of us are in the same Discord from before this game came out
A fully wrapped ear means you can finish inside without worrying about unwanted pregnancies
>>559100425They've invited too much, and invites can go over more than the free slot count iirc
soon
UMADash has one spot left! Filled two already. If you've been doing 2-3 ace runs/parent runs per day and your club is dead, join us. 30M/month, trade shoes, that's it. First oji-san to drop ID can expect an invite (assuming he wasn't a flatlining nigger in his last club, we've had a few of those and they always turned into leeches).
Which uniques are good on late/end in long cm? I have Rudolf, Oguri, NY Opera, healer Grass + borrows
>>559099819yea they definitely trade member pictures alright...
>>559100657>>559100495I KNEW IT. UMAJESTIC 12 IS REAL. THE ILLUMANATI.
>>559100784they should delete spechud from the game tbdesu
>>559100664tamamo would never say this because she admitted to me she gets her internet from her next door neighbor
>>559100784why is mr CBT on this picture
>>559100607>>559100780Oopsies! We just cleared some invites, so those who are interested can try to request!
>>559100821you don't have any engaging images attached to your post so I'm not interested
>>559100874You can't just add Uma to the beginning of every word
>>559100425>>559100780>>559100607Thank you
>>559100776>umas>unwanted pregnanciesthis is only Monday, but I don't think I'm going to see a post more homosexual than this all week.
>>559098586Tsubaki-chan you can just ask
>>559098963Pokke board.
>>559100973*umarapes umayou*
>>559100904she is in the game?
>>559100495>i needed to find a home for one of our toreinas that wasn't quite up for the minimum to make room for another that was overqualified so it was kind of a "trade" in a way.I remember this.>we talked about organizing an /uma/ tournament>it hasn't come to fruition yet I'm looking forward to it although our recent state really makes me doubt if you really should push for it or not. It's gotten worse to the point some shitposter will spectate the hosted lobby and then claim as the host making fun of others or plain just dox others, it's sad.
Help me decide who to run, my dirt aces are ready, I'm not making any more parents, don't need no fan runs, so I don't know what to do, pick an uma for me to do my daily career>>559100904propaganda what else
>>559099564what episode is this I skipped S3
>>559101052there isn't any version of her in the game on the 1st anniversary
>>559100930to be fair, you need more than room temperature IQ to understand the post, so Jordan probably wouldn't qualify anywaysI forgot to include the obligatory Bakushin, danchou will rape me now
>>559101029Uma is an ojisan franchise?
>>559101157she is in multiple careers right now as an NPC
>>559101063You need a trip danchode
what if I raped the tanukiposter
>>559101157I'd tell you where you can find Mr CB but I know you're being disingenuous so fuck you nigga
>>559101119easy mode:pasa, oguri, digitanabit harder:smaru, suzukapointless:urara, hishiama
I fucked up and started a story career... It might take a day or two and I won't be gaining any fans...
Why do you people keep playing this game?I am genuinly asking. I installed a few months ago, thought it charming and fun, but recently I just can´t find the motivation to even do my dailies, it just takes too long I dont want to even bother. There are plenty of umas I like but once you do their careers is over and done, you can just read the archives.How do you keep yourself engaged?
>>559101247why would you reward him
Kitabros.......WTF?Surprisingly Shakur is the only support from 2024 here
>>559101119Chocolate wife, I like her (had her on my alt account) a lot, hope she spooks me next week when I roll for Kitasan.
>>559101247That would be ethically questionable
>chiyono is now a rapeposting umawhy? she's one of the safer ones in the game, so shouldn't she be a yurifag uma instead?
>>559101283i'm not being disingenuous, everyone else in the picture is at least a support card and there are a couple of umas who are already playable and not in the picture
>>559101003You’re right. I’ll plap those ears raw until my trainee has a brain baby.
is anyone even sexually attracted to oguri?
>>559101371this isn't twitter, I'm afraid
>>559101297forgot taiki on easy
>>559101297retardbwo...
>>559099146Meanwhile nobody talked about Chiyos career even though there was no controvery when Chiyo released
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.What's the cooldown these days? It's been five fucking minutes holy fucking shit I hate moot so much.
No one is talking about Ayabe even though her banner is in a few days...
>>559100973thats what umassad wants me to think. im on to you.
>>559101334Waiting for my wife
>>559101136that's from episode 11 but sufferkino starts on episode 10
>>559101412ok? CB is still in the game client right now
>>559099670Same. This is why Teio is my wife.
>>559101503Phoneposter spotted
>>559101185Always has been
>>559101502plenty of people talked about chiyono's final boss and extra boss tho
>>55910113611but you should watch 10 too
>>559101439Autis/uma/ danchou
>>559101502pink baby ver 2 is for mine eyes only, not a slut like ardan
>>559101553okay? but she's not a support or uma like literally everyone else in the picture
>>559101439architects
Somehow I make 40-50m fans a month just from doing 5 runs a day, am the top earner for the past few months, and my comfy club is forever stuck at B+.Should I just move to a better club at this point?
>>559101565Clearly not since that error doesn't display when you try to delete posts too fast on mobile, just a generic "something went wrong" message. Did expanding your ass with all those cocks make it easier to talk out of?
>>559101297>speedreading postsAnon... I wasn't asking for cm recs...>>559101350Will play her today, thanks anon.
>>559098220Let me in311780962782
>>559101758Yeah, leave Mambo ASAP
>>559101758why are you staying in your club?for the people? theres not much difference in the rewards anyways.if you want a more active one, sure
>>559101502she's not torenasexual, so no one here cares
>>559101758You can easily get into an A+ or even higher club with those numbers.
>>559101758DANCHOU POACH THIS MAN
>>559101509because Mambo is coming out right after and everyone is saving to spark her.
Uma&Co might have a spot open for any active dacchi looking for a clubA+ strong club for 8 months30m fan quota, no genitals inspection day, play at your own phase but PLAYActive gameplay discussion, inhouse races, and oshi faggingDrop ID if interested
AAAAA retard!!!!i alt-tabbed for forgot to buy anything
>>559101679>Pokke's kid is a tard>Cafe's kid is entertaining weird fantasiesand surprisingly Tachyon's kid is the most normal out of them
I'm tired of waiting for my cd and looking at all the slots melting away like snow under the bright opera bird.
>>559101860Is this the only uma that could be raped by a human?
>>559101334by doing my best in CMs, and by rolling for and playing the uma that i like. reading their story without playing is fine, but for me i want to use them to compete in CM tooSeeing characters around in others' career, story event, etc.. more than just their own story session is a valuable thing compared to alot of gacha shit these days that do new event story for new unit then abandon them afterwardif i were just playing mindlessly and see it as a joyless chore, i would have quitted already.
>>559101847sent
>>559101334I just do runs with my wife
>>559101758Join bricked for big danchous
air groove's tits are so fucking hugetoo bad she's a bitch like goldshitty
>>559101972And direct contact with the VF cord for early access pro guides
>>559101502Chiyo's cute and all, but have you seen her mom?
Is it true that every Ballroom event is just pure yuribait?
>>559101979oof...
I shall make good use of this
>>559101920Mambo is a 2*>>559101996you can get invited while on cooldown
>>559101758If your club is only barely trading shoes, I wouldThis game is already repetitive enough, chatting with some anons, even if only to complain about cm whales or my general bad luck, is what makes this somewhat funAnd this thread is gradually becoming more and more terrible to do that
>>559102074so true twin
>>559101502anons talked about not being able to beat Maruzen or Mr. CBT
>>559101981>tsunshit>normalthat is arguably way worse than gyarutardation or schizomaxing
Good OISU morning nerds
>>559101997she still has the strength of a normal uma in her upper body
>green tea overinfused and now tastes like wood barkmm my favourite
>>559101334it distracts me from the abyss
>>559101334Just muh fomo at this point. I already quit JP uma a few years ago and it felt so liberating. I was retarded to even take a look at global.
>>559102091yessu.
I'm sorry Hachimins... the burden of leadership is too heavy to bear...Also I was planning on flatlining soon anyways, way too burnt out at this point.
>>559102165gay lips spoke this sentence
>>559102168I know shit stirrers are getting real comfortable here lately but you don't need to announce your garbage taste
>>559101920>people would rather save for a 2* than AyabeShe really shouldn't have been born
>>559102280>fomoBut everything in this game is permanent.
I'm the only /uma/ torena who managed to beat Boss Maru in Chiyo careerI'm the fucking best
>>559101341teiogods won
LateGODs, what's the plan for the tenno sho CM? Do we borrow yeppers wit for NSM?
>>559101758450 more carats for an A club950 more carats for an A+ club and a discordIs it really worth it with the new starting scenario? If your club never talks move but if they at least trade shoes think about it. Are you going to play 5 runs of MANT a day?
>>559102390Why is Chiyo reciting the shahadah
>>559101334Hitting fat wit trainings and see numbers go up keeps me going, it's the simple things
>>559102121>And this thread is gradually becoming more and more terrible to do thatis it though? The shitposting is usually just some dumb running gag, people are always talking about the game still regardless. Honestly this general has more sovl than almost any I read.
>>559101341Not many rolled for stam fenomeno or bouquet which are better options now since they came out too close to anni. Also they changed how stam works after anni which increased their value even more but more people will just have shakur still since it's an old card by now
>>559097946It doesn't make sense either since the IRL horse is a stallion called My Big BOY. Then the uma suddenly gets a female name. Same with Tony Bin becoming Toni Bianca. At least keep the name male-sounding.
i want to have sex with the new pokemon girl
>>559097726>03/22 - Satono Diamond
>>559102171Can't believe Neicha was the real main character of S3
She keeps getting fucking blocked
every other uma release:>omg she is so cute>wow look at this dialogue, she's for (You)>check out the onsen sceneChiyo release:>omg Maru is so hard to beat :(Is Chiyos career really this boring?
>>559102313danchou nyooooo
>>559102048What are you talking about schizo retard
>>559102171The guys in my club always say morning when Im about to go to bed.
>>559102650you had a date with her in the christmas event and she wants you to take her first time but you refuse cause it's too soon
>>559102642small penis xD
>>55910197230m's a little too high
>>559102313danchou nyessssspass it to me
>>559102650i was training her for sprint cm and had no time shitposting here
Why do you trade shoes? Don't tell me you still need CP...
>>559102754skill issue
Sweepy does runs for me while I’m in my wage cage... hehe...
>>559102116not doing that
>>559102796How does 20m sound? Scroll up for more info
>>559101029>fat>bald>pulling attentionwhore stunts during movies despite being closer to 40 than 21This is so fucking cringe, it's like when grown ass adults were doing the chicken jockey shit back then
>>559102650her popularity has been inflated by dogfags since forever. if it wasn't for Muteki being as ugly as Ryan she would have been the least popular CG uma, yes, even less popular than the OC
Sexy Week
>>559102632Dia-chan looks like this and you "people" choose to fixate on her feet?
>>559100821>>559101972I started playing only in 2026 but I'm above the 30 millions/monthly.I'll gladly join your club if you invite me.I'm on cooldown, I can join in about an hour.188258039584
>>559102874
>>559102754mambo is a european club actually
>>559101509I have been talking about Ayabe for awhile, you just decided to ignore my posts, hypocrite
>>559102313another dancho taken out by the umaclub mafia...
>>559101334Seeing my wife dominate in career and then win CM's is a truly wonderful feeling. I have nearly 1k hours in this game, 100% f2p, and I will not stop until either I'm dead or the game EOS's.
>>559103082now post her giving birth
>>559101758>5 runs a daydo you guys bot or something
>>559103098He was voted out by the danchou cartel
teio
>>559103034looks like what exactly?
>Ask a gameplay question>No answer>Post some shitty bait>Multiple replies
>>559102313IT KEEPS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559103206I just have a job where I do fuck all. Like I forgot what I'm supposed to do this Monday and the rest of the team isn't on yet.
>>559102559SEXSEXSEX
>>559100903nothing wrong with free stuff
>>559103034>he doesn't appreciate every single part of Dia's bodySounds like a (You) problem.
>>559103162>>559103079pantyhose uma agenda...
>>559103041DANCHOU POACH THIS FUCKER
reminder that beginning of a new era flopped so badly in japan the US screenings already made around 80% of its lifetime earnings in only 3 dayswhy? Jungle Pocket sucks, she's better than NTR but even Laurel is lmao
>>559101758>Somehow I make 40-50m fans a month just from doing 5 runs a day>SomehowNo real mystery there. 300K*5*30=45M>Should I just move to a better club at this point?Like some of the other anons have said, if you like hanging out in your club then stay, the carrot difference isn't that much. But if you're antisocial and never chat in club anyway, then there is no reason not to change to A+ club.
>>559103041we ran a background check on Torena-san and his claim is legitplease them him in, Danchou
>>559103368understandable have fun
>>559100903>n**ghborummm oguri you can't just say that...
>>559103020But I like Yaeno Muteki...
>>559103505>Jungle Pocket sucksShe also fingers your butthole when sucking
Fuck me, they're ordering food off Umazon.
>>559103041DANCHOUS SAVE THIS DACCHI FROM THE FATE OF GETTING INSIDE A CLUB WITH A DISCORD SERVER
>>559103626do not give up lonely warrior, even the ugly ones deserve love
>>559103020fuck you retard unlike Ryan, Yaeno is cute
>>559103653I’m suddenly intrigued by JP
>>559103082
Love meLove you
Is "Pokke's movie is a le flop" the newest brownoid forced meme?
>>559102313pics or didn't happen
You are being propagandizedYou want to roll for Ms. Muteki
[Meisho Doto latest update]Update from Yoshi Sasaki of Nothern Lakes since late January, Meisho Dotou has experienced intermittent mild colic symptoms, specifically constipation colic. This was likely caused by a seasonal decrease in exercise and metabolism due to the cold winter weather.Meisho Doto received intravenous fluids twice daily, painkillers as needed, and medication to improve gastrointestinal motility. Staff also ensured he stayed hydrated by providing lukewarm water and moist feed.During treatment for the colic concluded on February 20th. Following fluid therapy and exercise, his appetite returned and bowel movements normalized. A veterinary check-up on February 23rd confirmed that his intestinal movements are now stable.Recent blood tests show his ACTH levels have improved (dropping from 19.7 to 14.9), indicating his condition is stable despite a heavy winter coat. His medication dosage may be reduced in the near future.For current status, he has recently been able to return to the large pasture for the first time in a while, where he has been seen walking happily and relaxing in the sun. Staff will continue to monitor him closely until the weather warms up.>yfw Doto might not be able to survive this year
DANCHOU GET HIM NOWGET HIM
>>559103793irrelevant because I already wanted that
Which club would you join if your club disbanded?Autis/uma/ for me
how come the vftards seethe so much at the witgod teioposters
>>559103041>jumping directly to the discord clubsAnon is going to get pregnant then thrown away
>>559103815>colicFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Kek. It really makes no sense how Eden has more fans than rank 2 and 3 combined
>>559103034paizuri
>>559103989You do more runs, you get more fans.
>>559103815DOTO DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!
>>559103815this is what killed urara btw
>>559103893Honsefun
>>559103041I have notified the danchode about your request, if you end up joining us or not, hope you have fun in whatever club you end up with
need more Belno in my life
MAMBO MAMBO MAMBO MAMBO O!!! DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DO-KI??!! MAMBO MAMBO MAMBO MAMBO O SUKI SUKI SUKI SHUGI MAMBO O
>>559103942shhhh
>>559103815>colicDotoposters are going to have to get pumped full of air so they're big and round in solidarity
>>559103323it means the "gameplay question" is retarder and the answer is plain
>>559097726Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you're more than good. Depending on the quality of the members we get, we might even manage to hit A in a few months.Anyway if you're interested, then send join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
>>559103815I'm really angry that this horse is gonna die from old age, I hoped he'd do something retarded and die in a dumb, pathetic way.
>>559103323what's your question bro
Botters are getting swept tomorrow
>>559103942Joke's on you, that's my fetish.
>>559103815Doto is like almost 30 nowand he seems to be permanently stuck in winter coat tooold man's gonna go soon
>>559103893Autis/uma/ as well for me. My friend's already in there too
Why did you retards move to the troll op thread before the last one even hit image limit?
Shrewd step is useless and I can cleanly get rid of it right? I'm penny pinching at the end of a Dirt S Mile S run here.
>>559103835I need a footjob from this succubus..
>>559104389Jordan is so cute, I want to capture all her cute faces
>>559104368>and he seems to be permanently stuck in winter coat toothat's just a condition old horses tend to suffer from as well as some younger horses, bigwa had it as well which is why she has such curly hair as an uma
>>559104389not interested in autistic thread wars.
>>559103034Lord have mercy
>>559104420unreliable. buy something else first
>>559104420Yes, it is a garbage skill.
>mediocre A/A smaru is still my single strongest acedear hag wife please do your best
>>559103815reports say that doto's appetite would return after seeing pictures of Ryuji Wada. Allegedly, doto said "I need some energy to kill this man"
>>559104530post build cards and umanko
>>559101334Because it's fun, I guess? I like seeing my oshi perform well and I don't mind the grind. And at this point, I eagerly await for MANT.
>>559103815I REALLY need to visit Doto irl at least once and need to do it fast. It's actually gonna be so dotover for real...
>>559103989sweepy is just waiting to sell them the better hehe...
>>559104549doto such a freak ahh n
>>559104492
Ardan wouldn't rape right?
>>559103893If Mambo dies, I die
/v/ thread died, open up your border /uma/
>>559104650you? ew no, that would be disgusting
>>559103893Mambo will never disband!My mambros will never die!
>>559103815Seems like he's doing better now. Stay safe Doto.
>>559104675El wouldn't act like this.
>>559104709go away /v/tards you don't play the game you only complain about black umas that are not even on global
>>559103893I'll run my club at 1/30 if necessary
>>559104709reporting in
>>559104554her hairy umanko is for mine eyes only sorrylb1 falcolb2 rikosr doberwit boboksbspd suzuka borrow
>>559104828Based sweep
>still 30/30 with dead torenaDANCHOU YOU FUCKYOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A RECRUIT POST AND SIT ON YOUR ASS LIKE THIS
>>559104812Why is Doto so evil?
Dia has arguably the most breedable body
>>559104709Only if you promise you won't culturally enrich the thread
>>559103893I'd make my own clubI want to know how it feels being a danchud
/v/trannies are not welcome here
open to see Doto's bare ass
>>559104968boioioiong >>559103034
is dia-chan even a good uma
>24 hour lock is overok what clubs are open?
>>559104995It's shimple, make rule, enforce rule
Later nerds. Watching Slayers Stakes is always so funny
>>559105102>
Any /uma/sugar daddies that can buy me a selector in exchange for ERP?
>>559105127bricked needs like 100
>>559105102ZAMN
>>559105125The bestest
>>559105160Because they all gas out?
>won a room with dirt BIt's fucking happening
>>559105127Post ID for penis inspection
>>559105248>patreon for slop
playable when
>>55910521810 what
I kinda wish I could join other clubs for a month to see what the vibes are like. Maybe swap members temporarily.
>>559105248el condor tatas
>29/30>28/30>28/30>23/30>27/30>27/30sigh... I guess only one thing can save us... I'll have to summon.... HIM......
>>559105404open relationship mfs be like
>>559105351i was exaggerating they need 5 more
>>559105404All clubs are the same
>>559105450i cant find bricked
me and who
>>559105125She’s a Late Surger with a front of pack skillShe has a 15% Stam scaling and a 15% Wit Scaling
>>559105583Post ID
>>559100495but me in the secrit club
oreng
>>559105102DOTOSEX
>>559105125gameplay wise she's fucking trash at release, but her next two versions are really good
Tamamo is so evil
>>559105669so she's total ass thenshan't be pulling
>>559105669Why would they do that?
>your ID>your ID>your ID>your IDI hate danchous so much it's unreal. Why do you want to inspect my penis before you even accept me, fuck off.
>>559105880curren chan hates it when you ask her bodycount...
if you really love an uma, you'll pull for her original outfit, then all her alts right after, no matter how bad they seemthat said, if the uma wants you more, she'll spoook you no matter what
Sorry danchou, I don't think I'm going to run anything today
>>559105880we only accept the uncircumcised here at bricked
>>559105836She had no money and no food left. Plus Oguri is mostly saturated fats and will keep her satiated for years.
>>559104709>>559104839Now you are coming? AFTER you got raped? Fuck off you are not wanted here either.
>>559105880>just accept anyone bro, there isn't a risk of flatlinersHow disappointing to see a Currenfag post like a Dumb Falconfag.
>>559104812most of /v/ma didn't post in those bait threads every time they went up, and instead made another stealth threads to avoid them.I think you were falling for the bait posts created to stir shit up in between /v/ and /uma/ though
>>559105880what are you trying to hide? your std-ridden penis?
>>559105957If you have to spark her, she doesn't love youIf you don't spark her, you don't love her
post something cute
>Spend weeks carefully building parents with handcrafted pinks and stacked whites and solid blues>Every inspiration looks like this anywaysometimes I wonder why I even try
>>559105994so thats where they went...
>>559105880what can they even see with the id?
>>559106094You posted an STD riddled uma
give me half tp NOW
>>559105102hehe. old man doto is such a cutie. cute old horse.
>>559105583no idea why its not showing up, also its rebricked.
>>559106163Alright
>>559106172Your performance in any previous clubs and your profile with the amount of races you have made and current amount of total fans.
>750 careers completed>1400 hours playedhmm
>>559106163
The maintenance will add black umas early
JP annual pull schedule (all support banners)>Jan 1 (100 rolls)>Feb 24 (120 rolls)>April 29 (80 rolls)>Late June (80 rolls)>Aug 24 (100 rolls)>Late Oct (80 rolls)That's like every 2 months.
>>559104853does this really win? i have a very similar one that loses every lobby but mine doesnt have plancha. maybe people werent joking about how important that skill is...
>>559103815>doto survived another assassination attemptyou go first, TM Opera O
>>559106420what is she doing
Why do you guys want a thread over at /v/ anyway?
>>559105404I'm a dirty clubhopper and it's fun to see the microcultural differences between clubs. I know three currently A+ clubs and two formerly B+ already. One of them is very CM focused, sharing strong umas and strategies. Some are quieter, some are chattier. My only rule is not joining discord clubs because that kills the fun in spying.
>>559106464horse riding
>>559105880Don't be silly, anon. Danchou can't see anything that small without a microscope.
why cant i ever find a club when i search ingame?
>>559106420Wait, JP doesn't let you spend your free ten rolls on Trainees anymore???????????????????
>>559106438Plancha and Angling are mandatory
>>559106539what the fuck is a horse
>>559106516they want a general without it being a general
>>559106464practicing
>>559106550If the club is full you can't find it
>>559106516it's all /v/niggers that want that
>>559105160It's sTayers stakes. With a T not an L.Stayer is the industry term for a long distance runner.
So uhh what are the actual odds on the health chakra anyway
>>559106560they don't even let you ticket the anni trainees lmao
>>559106550in-game club search system is super shit
>>559106601Yeah being /here/ enough I start to recognize faggots
Lets say I have 2 fronts. What is the most obnoxious way to complete the dirt team?
>>559106550The club is full or it has reached the maximum amount of applicants (the exact amount of space the club has open)
WHAT THE FUCK
>>559106560They realized it's better to let people whale for umas
>>559106670debuffer
>>559106647I only know it's high, I always pick it because it's so broken and it rarely fails
>>559106670a late surger debuffer that targets fronts and pacers.
What's the pal card for MANT? Throne gets put in like 2 weeks before it ends, but is there another one?
>>559106763nyopers
>>559106763ENTER
>>559106251nothing broare you full
>>559105859If you like her a lot, you can waste one of your pink slots with Pace Chaser sparks to make her usableBut she has Mile C, so you have to account for that in MANTLeaving you with half of your pink sparks occupied no matter what
>>559106550its easier to just get invited than to search for clubs for some reason.
>>559106763There is no pal card it's sandbox modeBut Fuku behaves like a pal card with the energy reduction
>>559106745You were right
>>559106516I love her ears, boobs, face, legs, tummy, ass, thighs, everything
>>559106682
>>559106438fronts have very little in terms of accel so plancha is mandatory, yeah. It's the difference between you being overtaken right at the end or not
>>559106763none. so I'm just saving my carats bc since I hit pity on all my kitasan SSR and dober....I'm broke.people say you need 3LB for the scenario after's pal card but at that point I'm just borrowing it
>>559106286when i go to my trainer profile and card non of these infos are shown tho
>>559106763well there's the spechud group card for the anniversary but its only purpose is to unlock supreme racist spechud
>>559106665I’m very recognizable but I don’t care
>>559106647Quit = 100%Charm = 75%Health = 50%Winning = 25%Power = 0%
>>559107000You can see your total fans and careers on your "progress" but they use the link on doxxogenesis to see the full info
>>559106516mental illness
>>559107090Nice try, if I don't upload my ID chrono can't find me!
chiyo's mom got it going on
>>559106645sLaying her umanko and cumming while sTaying inside
>>559103041ladies and gentlemen.........we got him
>>559106682>He underestimated Rice's rizz
>>559105846if you recall the meta from the last couple of long CMs, you'll realize that there is a place for her in some circumstances
>>559107163ebayan is hotter
3 cows and a cutting board
>>559107008fuck off Aelred
>>559106664>>559106676>>559106606i cant even find that sweep shit. doesnt it have 1 person? you want to tell me it has 29 applicants?
>>559106883Max energy increase is a severely underrated boost
>>559106384Anon, Kitasan Black is already scheduled to be added in just a week.
>>559107263she'll visit you tonight for that
>>559107262Yanko.Her nickname is Yanko
>>559106682Your cheeks are grand.
>>559107290>you want to tell me it has 29 applicantsnyes
>>559107072i believe you
>>559107313Kita is actually dark bay, not black.
>>559107290it might
>>559107263Hot
>>559103893I'd go back to Mambo
>>559107238Gold Ship unique pulls Dia out of position for her unique, which is a Final Straight Velocity skill
>>559107320nyooo...
>>559107263Man all the Yahagi umas are absolute tit monsters...
>>559107290>club has full openings>very obvious cheater who will carry you for free top shelf carats>on top of the boardyou wonder why it's full of applicants?
I feel like Ardan is Creek but without being overbearing. Like if you want a motherly character then Ardan is there for you, but she doesn't go to extreme fetish levels of goo goo babies and calling you trainer weiny.Do people genuinely want a wife that acts like Creek does every day?
>>559104709>Filename only used on /vg/Why the fuck would anyone want to larp as a /v/tard
>>559107440we wouldn't take you back... betrayer...
AeeeeeeiiiiI should have left at reset.
>>559106965I thought Hello only needed 2LB. In either case borrowing sounds better if you're tapped out.
>>559103069
>>559107327yanko umanko
>>559106830i randomly got her dating start without her in the deck and she's kinda cute without the glasses
>>559106464why do you think women love riding horses bro
>>559107505yes
>>559107327that sounds like a slur
>>559107440Sorry kohai, mambo is now a skank-free club. No Currens allowed!
>>559107508h-how do you know that about his filenames?
>>559106689>pubesGIGABASED
>>559107263And forever young is the only attractive one
>>559107640>this new
>>559107505i'd want an umawife
>>559107505>Do people genuinely want a wifeno I just want my mom back
>>559103140
>>559106741>>559106760what debuffs do I need? Keen EyeOpening Gambituh... what else... hesitant X?
>>559107493>cheater?still he doesnt let anyone in
>>559107446if you're worried about gold ships still, i'm so sorry
>>5591075272LB is full TE3LB is full race/fan bonus and energy cost reductionMLB is pointless
Where’s the bbc tranny erp I was promised?
>>559106835835612678 is our club id, try searching that
>>559107723Hesitant Debuffs are on steroids this CM because everyone wants the same late race corner
>>559107263can we assume that this uma team is the team for (you)?
>>559106560i'd rather have an easier time sparking a single banenr than splitting them
>>559107780
>>559107780Have you considered joining Bricked?
>>559106830I was borrowing this as a meme after it released and the card is actually really fun. She enters (you) in the Trainer Stakes and trains you like an uma. If you lose green woman shows up to troll you. Also you get GIGA blessed with stats if her events pass, it's kind of worth it actually...
>>559107780in mambo
>>559103815doto nyoooo... THE DARK LORD :((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>559107516just ask danchou for a kick and you don't get cooldown
>>559107505>Do people genuinely want a wife that acts like Creek does every day?Creek acts so weird because she's obsessed with bearing children. Once I pump her full of a few foals, she'll calm down and be more normal. It might take 4 or 5, though. Which'll be good because that's about halfway. We're planning for 9-12 foals.
she is a fucking ginger??>>559107516what club so i can steal you spot
>>559107746Daring Strike does the same thing
/uma/hjong is recruiting! Post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile. 12 million fan quota. Just complete your daily borrow runs. Don't flatline!Optional Dickscord
>>559107723Tranny Eye and Transitioning Gambit aren't worth taking. Hesitant debuffs are the best.
https://poal.me/58sgcihttps://poal.me/58sgcihttps://poal.me/58sgci
>>559107926Too shy
>>559107943look at her ears
I don't like this
>>559107982room doko
>>559107945anon, daring strike and gold ship are significantly worse in end closer spam meta
>>559107992>t. SuzuKeen Eye and Gambit are good
>>559105102holy FUCK What a SLUT
>>559107938based
>>559107812only SiL, actually.Loves Only You, despite her name, actually aspires to be loved by everyone because she's a streamerIdk about Ebayan and the ventriloquist, but I'll say this:1.) Do you really expect Cygames to allow their child to be the object of someone'a schizo waifu fantasies?2.) That would be too many consecutive for (you) umas that they have released/announced
>>559107796i get this resultyou have probably too many applicants thenis it A or A+?
>>559107943bwo her entire personality and storyline are based on her being from ireland...
>>559106965we get 100 free pulls on the scenario banner so all you need is 15k carats to guarantee at least 0LB of the scenario card which is infinitely better than being borrow locked for four months
>>559101350>>559101790>hishiama is a 0% speederaiiieee, but she looks good enough for Taurus cup
>>559108003can you use something else i need a fucking proxy to access this shitty site
>>559108093never reply to me again, tourist
>>559108046Only if you join, pretty please!
>>559108003These two scratch very different itches, but they're both hot.
just give bricked your id jeez
>>559108093>Loves Only You, despite her name, actually aspires to be loved by everyone because she's a streamerYou didn't play her campaign
>>559107780he likes to avatarfag with NTR (Narita Top Road) bro
>>559108258going your brick your fucking face first
>>559108056>GoldShip is bad at longs actuallyAre we running this gaslight already?
>>559107723Hesitant X is always strong.Get some stam debuffs too. A lot of people have been really pushing it on the stam requirement. Just keep in mind that if you go for All Seeing Eyes, you need to at least get somewhat decent dirt/mile attributes or else Nature is gonna be so far behind that she wont see anything.
>>559108003what's the comparison here
>>559108234SEAbro!?
>>559108010why does she have 2 ear accessories? is she male or female horse? which is it
i’m not posting id in these shark infested waters open your applications and then do the penis inspection
watch this shit fail
>>559108313fucking read what was said, she's bad at end closer spam meta, not longs
>>559105798are you a danchou? it would actually be useful for the tournament to have a contact line
>>559108392Yes
>>559107945what is Daring Strike actually for? It's midrace velocity right? Do ends even need that...?
Just woke up. What did I miss, my brothers in Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit and God?
>>559108449ends desperately want this to catch up to fronts post runaway addition
Uma&Co is recruiting a new dacchi! Chill quota and let danchou know if you need to flatline. Leave your id here or send an invite
everyone is edging hard on stamina/guts this CMDirt Neicha/Dober is going to very fatal if you meet them in Finals
>>559107290It's a top 100 club. Even A-rank clubs get fairly quickly flooded with applicants
>>559108449it's gold ship's unique but it actually works on other umas
>>559108125just follow me and I'll invite you871840361529
>>559107982I got like 4 hours on my cooldown, at work so I don’t have id but I’ll apply when I get home if its not full still
>>559108449Goldshi and Tamamo have broken uniques. Other ends desperately want good mid race skills, you don't want to be a mile behind when late race starts especially if you have any skills that require final corner/late race passing.
I wanna do a career but all the good stuff starts in 3 hours. Why can't they just have 1 reset time? Why must all these games have 2 different resets only a few hours apart?
>>559108434bwo why are you training opera... please don't tell me you're praying to hit an inspiration to make her useful for aquarius...
>>559108125why is she in japan then?
>>559108508Can you post link to the discord?
>>559108113Here is the danchous ID:871840361529Search friends list then join off profilenot a dox its public info
>>559108484A bunch of terrible threads. But maintenance soon, then we can play some good games together.
>>559108526unless you're a keen eye spammer
>>559108538>just follow me and I'll invite youANON DON'T DO THISHAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE TRILOGY TAKENDON'T
>>559108526I'm running BOTH + ace
Gone... but not forgotten.
Is there any way to remove a trainee from your account once you roll them?There's a few characters down the line that I actively hate, and if I rolled them I wouldn't even bother to run their career even once. Their presence on my character select screen would be an eyesore.
>>559108578The 1st reset is for unemployed people and the 2nd one is for everyone else
>>559108508shouldn't you ask vfcord first
>>559108618>maintenance soon>we can play some good games togetherThanks, fucking, (Sorry jebus) God. Finally, freedom!
>>559108441no i am a clubless misfit
>>559107807what difference does it make hesistant only activates late race so whoever got the corner already got it
>>559108003
I don't want anybody elseWhen I think about you I touch myself
>>559107505>Do people genuinely want a wife that acts like Creek does every day?I do.
global niggas be like>hhhmmm end is bad actually, and so are late when you think about it, and so are pace into perspective, and so are fronts if you take a few things into account
>>559108508YOU'RE FULL
Which club was recruiting a new Danchou?
>>559108782this isn't exclusive to global
>>559108392Both, but she leans closer to the female side.
>>559100821Hello umadash. /uma/hjong here. We're tired of you sharing our jong identity and taking our members. We challenge you to a jong tournament. Loser is forced to resign their jong identity. Do you accept?
>>559108815Mambo
>>559108180no spurt?
>>559108508I want in 486240632284
>>559108003imagine training both
>>559108782>hhhmmm end is bad actuallyno one has ever said this
>>559108554Will keep an Almond Eye out for your application. Thank you!
>>559108775Please don't use Chiyo for your cringe shit posts, use Teio for that instead.
>>559108782the best style is handholding missionary
>>559107505>Do want a wife like CreekYes, I do.
>>559108592To race.
>>559108842in JP everybody knows paceCHADS are the best tho
>>559108538i think you replied to the wrong person but i follwed you
>>559107505Have you seen what Creek looks like?
>>559108782damn i can't believe each racing style has different upsides and downsides. almost like the game is balanced around that or something
I haven't played Arden's story yet so it's not fair for me to make that judgement.Also I haven't played Creek's either.
>>559108865read the skills anon
>>559107505>Do people genuinely want a wife that acts like Creek does every day?Yes, all day every day. Also, what >>559107938 said. She just needs plenty of children to spread her love and desire to pamper, and I'm down for that.
>>559108842this isn't exclusive to just uma game
>>559108974>umamusume>balancedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>559108876
>>559109027Both of them are rapists
creek is a teenager larping as a hagmaru is a hag larping as a teenager
>>559107982>discord
>>559109106exactly
>>559108592to breed
>>559107938How many colts and how many fillies?
>>559106647If you wish to believe gaslighttorah
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOUGET HIMGET HIM INNNNNNNNNNN
>>559108869Aren’t you still in yours>>559108792Should be a free slot
>>559108584its fun to do it :) i did it with my oshi and ill do it for opera
im quitting Uma&Co. the discord icon and server ruined the club permanently and somehow the one who manages the club list refuses to put a discord icon on other clubs confirmed with a server fuck these gay ass clubs
>>559108651
>>559109106I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>559109027You should have creek by now she's a 2 star uma
>>559109129I think I like Maru more
Almond Mommy
based child poster>>559109217ace on my crotch
>>559109203then quit bitchdont let the door hit you on the way out
>>559109160Not gonna lie, the club chat censor is actual cancer. Discord makes communication way easier
>>559109217>sex gloveswhat did this boy mean by this
>>559109203Bro quit his club over a png
>>559109202youre some fucked up freak you know that?ive been trying to do it too, its a huge pain waiting for those inspirations to show up. did you set her up for A mile or A dirt?
>>559107982
>>559109321I need more asmr umas
>>559109338>up to 19th from 22ndHOLY MY FUARKING HERO
>>559109203uma&co saved me from killing myself and i got my first plat
>>559109203Clublistanon was the spy sent by /Uma/ Club all along
>>559109224>I will drink from the baby bottleNo, I want uma milk!
>>559109338sweepydev has a dickscord?
>>559109525/uma/ club is the leader of the danchou cartel discord
>>559109437this image makes me laugh every time
>>559109321You almond niggers will quit the game or change waifus to some new jp shit before the 3 years it takes to add her pass.
>>559109543retard
what do you even need a discord for? I've been in the same GBF guild for like 3 years and only looked at the server twice because there's no reason to
I wish the club larping would cease. Stop shitposting about a gacha game,go touch some grass and do something productive with your time instead of this forced drama on the threads.
>>559109512umanko gave me first plat too, not the club btw
>>559109660yeah yeah i found it
>>559109338>adapt to mantYou don't have to, just keep doing unity runs.
>>559109250I'll do their careers one day...
>>559109432A mile because i have better dirt inspirations
Just 10 days until I can give Mambo and Kitasan my dirty ningen seed
So many dicksword clubs revealing themselves this month. I fear the day where dickswordlet clubs will be shamed.
I'm gonna take a nap and wait for an eventget some rest, sweepy. I'll see you in 3hrs
>>559109362better to give handjobs with
>>559109057>that look of total joyous happiness on her faceoh my GOD that's wholesome as fuck. Creek is a marvel and I will work myself to death taking care of her and our herd, easiest choice of my life.
>>559108692no
>>559109203Nice Hope all clubs go extinct
>>559109714but mant gives you more g1 freedom
>>559109771post full
>>559109203I heard /v/ma clubs are recruiting. Don't ask me how I know.
>>559109338>I'm wasting all my energy juice and crystals to protest until they ban me>btw I'm gonna buy the anniversary pack hahais this guy dumb
>>559109724You're missing a few hundred gems
Every good club has a discord and if they don't have one then it's a shit club where nobod talks so stop crying and acept this is how it's best for us all
>>559109669>forced dramawhat if it's real drama? what if these are my real feelings?
>>559109662Remove the ERP, and it's a bunch of normal guys. The vibes reminds me of the covid-era gc me and my friends had.
>>559109173ideally 50-50 split between colts and fillies. The oldest will be fraternal twins, boy and girl.
>>559109656I liked Almond Eye long before she was a hot anime girl
>>559109893>I only have one accountis this anon dumb
Are you feeling ready?
>>559107505The Creek inspired "I will be happy" ritualpost is my favorite
>>559109885If /uma/ anons join /v/ clubs they get kicked 1 day before gibs and get made fun of in the threadDon't ask me how I know
>YOU NEED TO TALK IN THIS DOG SHIT GAME ABOUT LUCK YOU CANT JUST USE THE THREAD>YOU NEED TO HAVE A DISCORD OR YOURE SHIT!!jesus christ why are zoomer like this
>>559108526My 600 stam Umas will NOT be dying to Third Place Nature and Mejiro DUMBer
>>559109129Both are good.
>>559109879it's just sweepy on a broom. it's sfwno, I don't have full with me atm
>>559110104how would you know they were /uma/ anons>don't ask me how I knowi'm asking anyway.
>>559109893he means the anni free gemsyou are the dumb one
guys I think I'm gay what do I tell my trainee
>>559110089sex
Back in my day we used IRC like civilized people
>>559109901Mambo has no discord and our club chat is even more active than the /fgoalter/ thread!
>>559108592to breed, but they realized that she's infertile so they had her race instead
RIP to all umasespecially Haru and Grasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU
>>559109203I'm in Uma&Co and I'm not in the discord
>Falls for obvious baitjesus christ why are oji-san like this
>>559110185You can check in doxxogenesis for past club activity and /uma/ has a list of /uma/ clubs
>>559110047that's even more pathetic bro
>>559110059i'm feeling they will push promised "early auto"and if they don't i'm doing 1 career a day and that's it
>sweepy owns 2 whale accountsfor what fucking purpose
>>559110104>he didn't remove his /uma/ in his bio and not wait 2 days before applying
this is all Rice's fault, I hate Rice
oh my god zoomer are such limp dicked faggots
>>559110284He loves umamusume, why else?
>>559110284
Next thread will be better.
WHERE IS THE ANNIVERSARYI WANT THE SELECTOR TICKETS!!!
>>559109203ok
>>559108392>>559108592
>>559110243>Mambo has no discordbwo, screenshots of the mambocord were posted with all the uncensored names in them
>>559110414>#4
>>559110416I'm going to be there so no it won't.
Qrd on sweepdev? Why is he trying to kill his child by invoking the wrath of cygames...
>>559109203more likeUma&DisCo.
>>559109203I will update the list to include Rebricked as having an optional Discord in a few days. I can't keep up with which clubs have one for sure and which don't all the time & /Uma/ Club and HonseFun are the only ones actively advertising that they are without one.The list is meant to let people know what they're getting into as a matter of fact not opinion, don't let it ruin your fun.
>>559110279if they don't drop early auto 50% of the casuals are going to burn outor even more
>>559110524I need to sucky sucky
>>559110524mmmmmmmmmmmm booobies
>>559109879I got an alt of the full
>>559110279>>559110559pretty sure even to this day there's no auto MANT in JP
Please wait for my join request.
>>559110252This goes hard ngl
global niggas be like>I hate this game runs take too long everything is too RNG cygames is too stingy everything takes too much effort and even with perfect umas you can still lose to shitters and now they added NIGGERS>which is why I have multiple accounts with paid carrats haha
>>559109915Then you’re fucking pathetic. Drama is for immature women bored with their lives that have nothing of value and you’re retarded for being involved.
>sweepy club is now called sweepyden>description says "powered by vfcord (eden sister club)"lmao this dude
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Give me 3 (You)s and I won't be there for the next thread.I am SEA and from reddit and discord as a note.
>>559110279auto can only be introduced after GM scenario because auto is the three goddesses AI playing for you and they are introduced in GM
More people should want to fuck Maruzensky
>>559110465Post it
>>559110548doesn't really matter when all of these clubs have discord and theyre just not saying anything. atleast umajhong says they have.
>>559110661Not if I get in there first!
>>559110687devilish
>>559110735dia sex
>>559110731mfw
>>559110480You won't be there because I will drag you away and rape you
>>559110769my club doesn't have it!!
>>559110548Check #clublist I think some anons used it when some were outed
>>559110559>>559110279Auto doesnt fucking work in MANT you retardshow is the bot gonna buy the items?????
>>559110104I barely got any (Yous) for starting this gaslight and I've seen it repeated multiple times. It's not fair
>>559110548>He fell for it
>>559110687>isrealHearty chuckle
>>559110252>No reason>Old age>Basically died for no reason
I dont speak your discord lingo. What does flatline mean?
>>559110885just code it
>>559110790Twelve foals.Maybe more I want to father Super Creek's childrenwhy am I like this, I can't tell normalfags about this, I'm not even interested in ningen women anymore.
>>559110735BY THIS (You) I CAST YE OUT, DEMON
Sweephalla soon
>>559110885I'm not using it for acesim just clicking the button in ura for 1M fans so danchud can stfu
>>559110885the same way it buys skills...?
>>559110548Rebricked was outed, and Umahjong basically admitted into it.
>>559110548Mambo has a dicksword too btw
>>559110548Saw umadash and dacchis have discord servers
My Fuku plush got shipped today!
>>559110972Programming an auto bot to slowly check the shop, trainings, and races every single fucking turn is the main reason JP devs didnt bother because even if it did work it would hold the career hostage for 2 fucking hours
>>559110648>>559110885that's just ura with aids, what can go wrong if their stupid bot just does races, pumps stats and gives you better parents
Why doesn't Sweep make multiple new clubs and bot each of them?
Why are we getting free rolls?Kita banner isn't until next week.
>>559111048don't call dancho's penis that...
>>559111083You better post a picture when you get it or else!
2 more spots!
>>559111129>it would hold the career hostage for 2 fucking hoursperfect, I can leave it running while I nap
>>559111082I saw one of them being posted but didn't save it sadly
>>5591107909
>>559110858My club too but shitposters are just photoshopping and making up stuff.
This whole contrarian discord hate is so totally organic my dacchis, it's almost believableEveryone who plays vidya has a discord just accept it, you have a discord, all clubs here have an optional discordYou can stop with the schizo posting now
>>559111158okay, (you) won't be getting gibs
>>559110548>>559111042I dont get it. Is it good to have a discord or bad?
>>559108775Based nightcorebro!
>>559111261NTRfag would act like this.
>>559110548All the A+ and S clubs have discords, might as well just remove the thing completely if the only ones that do not have it are just 2 clubs.
>>559111261But I want IN the discord. Why not openly say it in the club? How should I know otherwise?
>>559110426fusu
>>559111274Nyes
>>559111158Because it's our anniversary, we're getting free rolls before her banner and during her banner.
>>559111261
>>559111420Does she bite?
>>559111261Discords ruin every general newfriend, it becomes endless namefagging and drama because people on 4chan are autistic or mentally handicapped or both
join basashi so i can eat your medium shoes
>>559110252Mackie...
For the umagooners, ever since I started gooning it to umas I haven't been the same. I find non-uma porn/hentai unappealing, this is a first for me.
>>559111261I feel like the hatred with discord servers is just people trying to force oldfag behavior. We all know that everyone here has an account whether they actively use it or not.
I've not been invited to the autis/uma/ discord...
>>559111158that's how cygames does things, they give out free singles as a countdown and tenfolds when the anniversary actually begins
>>559111468are those horses ok
>>559111468They're already doing that even without the discord.
rerelease when
>>559111517You have to be vetted first
>>559111468bwo the only namefagging (aelred) and drama was through the club chat because mambo are shitters
>>559111048>>559111082I saw Rebricked. Hopefully it wasn't a fake by >>559110940 or they will have to correct the mistake.>>559111274>>559111408It's neither good or bad as far as the list goes. If the danchous of the clubs want to claim that information for their club they can and should.
>>559111547They are training.
Discord makes your sons infertile!?!?!
>>559110735Please post Dia next thread
>>559110693why are burgers like this?
>>559111508my club members won't let me into the IRC channel
>>559111462
>>559111468are we really blaming discord for common /vg/ behavior
>>559111542>>559111442>CyGENEROUS >in this economynicessu
>>559111420Can you fuckers NOT fuso without me all the time!?
I saw AlmondLove and Autis/uma/ saying they have discordsand also Mambo and Umadash and Dacchisand also umaooo and HonseFun and ButtSweatalso Umatism
there should be a reminder in every OP saying "DO NOT REPLY TO THE NTR AVATARFAG"
>>559111408It just brought shitposting and even more bullying desu
>>559110753>they've got it by 4th annits is so ass
perfectly usable in-game chat but NO we MUST use the diddy epstein tranny honeypot app to communicate
>>559111691this thing looks demonic
>>559111737>perfectly usable
>>559111641I want her to kidnap me and take me to her island so badly.
>>559111737you do nyot play the game
>>559111691:<
>>559111729cygames said they're already working on accelerating it for global but like the other anon said 2nd anni/grandmasters is more likely
>>559111696>Autis/uma/I thought they said they DONT have one? Clubs should just be honest and let anons decide for themselves if they care about a discord taking up the chat or not.
>>559111616The Rebricked one is real. Several screenshots were posted along with their former danchou's messages, and their current one. I believe those screenshots were from a member that was planning to leave or have left the start of the month.
>>559111696>I sawyour schizo is getting worse
>>559111859cygames did not ever say that. they said they were working on guided career. you got guided career four months ago. it's the thing that shows you what each event gives you.
>>559111737>perfectly usable in-game chatlmao
just remove the optional discord icon because it just invites dramafags
>>559111696i’m in almondlove and we don’t have a ‘cordwe use the comment section of our danchou’s onlyfans posts to communicate
>>559111696You're shitposting but AlmondLove's members' behavior is most likely the one to own an active discord server
>559111714this but the stegonigger and the schizotard and the ryanfag and
the dickswordgeddon has started
I want to wash Stego's hair again.
>>559111967I think just put one if its a required discord club, anything else is just bringing in drama
>>559111870
Autis/uma/ still has a slot open. If you’re applying directly, make sure to have /uma/ in your bio or let us know that you’re applying.
I'm sure all the niggas BEGGING to remove the discord icon aren't desperate discordniggers mad that they can't recruit (=groom) people because of it
>>559112050>stegoniggerStegofag is alright, just makes a few posts saying he loves her, what do you have against him?
Me and my club use Teamspeak
>>559111960how is their auto play called then
>>559112158What’s the discord?
>>559112132stop leaking!
>>559112158Drop your discord invite and I'll join
>>559112159One less thing for shitposters to shit up the thread
>>559111691
I made several fake discord screenshots of various clubs just to steer drama
>>559112242>>559112259Sorry, I don’t use discord
All these discordposting is brought to by Uma&Co seething that they're being made fun for owning a server
>>559112158I probably will join because Dacchis seems full. I have like an hour cooldown though.
>>559112159>groomim sure the ojiisans to ojiisan grooming is going well
>not using smoke signals to communicate with your clubngmi
>559112207hi stegonigger, no you're not fine you're a cancerous retard avatarfaggot>just makes a few posts saying he loves herthis is what the others do too, so what you're still the worst poster here
Is there a club that does ERP?
>>559112378Bullshit lol
Discord is Top Gun approved.
>>559101334Because it's the end of gacha history.Even umamusume 2 will probably be trash that has 0 gameplay, so I'll never play any gacha again if I stop playing uma.
>>559112393I’ll save you the slot.
>>559112504UMADash uses googles docs to ERP
Stop shitposting and get back to work on those dirt aces, nobody cares about your discord or lack of.
My club has been shitposted thoroughly the past few threads for just recruiting
>>559112570>he doesn't have his aces readybwo? registration is today
>>559112378>danchou is not in Autis/uma/ 'cord
>>559112302
>>559112504Autis/uma/ danchou will cosplay as your favorite uma and jerk off his tiny pecker for you if you lead the club in fans
Post doxxes
>>559112430you're forgetting people in this website are so bad at social interactions they can still get groomed easily lol
>>559112570I got my aces ready, I'm waiting for the events to kickstart so I can grind the missions. Won't be making long aces until MANT
>>559112651They stole AlmondLove's appeal!!!!
>>559112623what
>>559112606good now disband
>>559112709orange man is a pedo
We all made our dirt aces already and grinding long uma before MANT is a waste of time, continue shitposting.
pretty sure bricked is causing all the drama, they are the new mambo
>>559112742Are there any cute ojou-samas willing to groom me? I can cook, clean and code.
>>559112293Infinity minus 1 is still infinity anon.
>>559112747AlmondLove danchou has a hog though
>>559112742the 35 year old man that plays umamusume 12 hours a day deserves some love and grooming
>>559112709I've been collecting IDs from anons for the past 3 months, how some hop from a club to another one and who are the danchuds and their discord from the most prominent clubs I'm already months ahead in my irl work investigation so this is what I do nowFor fun
>https://x.com/Fnsk_uma/status/2028044740441276446Holy fucking massive
>>559112785who isn't?
rebricked danchou is not taking this well bros please stop... he's talking about leaving the internet forever if you keep making fun of his server, he said it's all he has to make friends
>>559112870>lose 7 members>discord server leakedPretty sure they have nothing to lose anymore
>>559112742Most adults who get groomed are actually getting catfished or its a fetish of theirs so its gucci
>>559112951Shakurbro....
>>559112897less shitposting is less shitposting
>>559112870the hat isn't big enough. can you make it bigger please?
>>559112872>codeUseless, you're easily replaceable by an AILearn carpentry, plumbing, welding or any other manual work that will help maintain our home quality
>>559112960>that acapella part*chef kiss*
>>559113013Uma & Co. Survived their discord server leak and their association with VFcord, ReBricked can survive this.
>>559112960Glory pais
>>559112747>>559112902>In AlmondLove>no idea what you're talking about
bricked about to become sakuraniku 2.0 lmao time to keep bullying the dude
>>559113132>>559113132>>559113132I had to trim the JP news section because we've hit the character limit of 2000
How much longer until maintenance? Is it 1.5 hours?
Next thread will be even worse
>>559112985will he be posting his umafans if i join
>>559113106I can drill holes and replace faucets too
>>559113195nigger stop vandalizing the OP
>>559112960Best girl
>>55911320511.5 hours anon
>>559112870I left it specifically because it was already starting in the previous month.
Not posting on a bait shill thread
>>559113276What else could I have removed? The damn thing was telling me outright that with the JP news section I was just one character too much on the limit
>>559113195Why did this OP have it then, while still having the news
>>559113254>i can drill holes I sure hope you do, I ain't coming home late from work with spiked cortisol and not getting my stress release fix
>>559113478You tell me, man
>>559113478It's a shitposter that had been trying to force it for several times now
>>559113639>I could've removed a random period>Instead I'll remove an entire fucking news sectionlmao tranny
>>559111729>4th anniGM is 5th scenario tho? so 2nd anni for us?
>>559113639The total text with our OP copypasted is just 1991 so clearly you're just stirring shit up again
>>559113709Well now I feel stupid, the solution was right there and I missed it, I'm never baking again
>>559113639Why do we even need a full month's worth of news summarized in the op?
>>559111859>>559111859>>559112224I can't find when auto careers were added, but it isn't in any of the 4th anniversary news which is when the announcement said the "Guided Career feature" was from.Since we already have the event outcome display I assume that they just translated it weirdly, because I also found another feature added in 4th anniversary that from the machine translation sounds more like guided career to me.https://umapyoi.net/news/2441Here is the news post for the event outcome display which the machine translation calls "Choice Effects Display"https://umapyoi.net/news/2386
>>559113863We don't really need any text in the OP
>>559113972Here is the original announcement for reference.
>>559113317Thanks Anon.
>>559114260>>559114260>>559114260Non-vandalized thread
>>559111082>Umadash has a discord serverdo you believe every photoshopped image you see on the Internet?
