Previous: >>559113132>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
My oshi? XOguri, of course.
rice's rice pussy
YOU SAID THE BOTTERS WOULD GET PVRGED IN 1ST ANNI WHERE'S THE NVKE?! where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
this is worse than the FGO anniversary so far
>>559127689It's still 10 days away anon
If you were not the first person to post a picture with your oshi giving you chocolates you are getting sloppy 2nds
Digitan LOVE
>>559127510>Updated OP>JP News>PRECIOUS PUNNY WIFE OPSOUL!
>>559127689what part of "countdown" do you not understand nigga
>>559127760I already know curren is a whore
i will NOT be spending my chocolate, EVER
>SR guaranteedI don't deserve so much
>>559127510UMAZING!
>he doent have his umawife's year 1 chocosHoly account scarring batman
>>559127660Sweepychads won
>>559127760heh....
>>559127228well anon the first step is to download OBS and record the clipthen you download ffmpeg and spend half an hour figuring out how to write the correct powershell command to remove audio and restrict the bitrate of the video enough that it's less than 4mbthe second part fucking sucks holy moly
Spending Valentine's day with Super Creek in the Trainer Pampering Zone.
>I was promised special valentine animationswhere they are?
I haven't open the main lobby yet, is the chocolate giver random if I have the lobby uma set to random?
So time to sweep
>>559127760I don't have an oshi I don't know why I still play this second monitor game desu
Princesly chocolate
>>559127510>early threadkill yourself right now!
>>559127860>then you download ffmpeg and spend half an hour figuring out how to write the correct powershell command it's the age of chatbots>to remove audio and restrict the bitrate of the video enough that it's less than 4mbuse handbrake
Half anniversary had idol clothes... Why are they only wearing uniforms, this is lame.Unless they give us costumes on the actual anniversary.
I ate my chocolates already
>>559127660
Mayachi!
Smart chocolate for smart trainers
UMADash has one more spot open for an oji-san who's doing around 30M/month. That's our only rule and danchou is laid-back when not bonking flatlining niggers. Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite.
>>559127941you can select the uma you want once a day for a week I believe
>>559127915you only see them when you eat the chocolate.
>>559127660Selectors aren't out yet bwo....
>NO HORSE COCKS I SAID NO HORSE COCKS GOD DAMMIT
dumb chocolate
Wait it has been a year already
>>559128113false, I already eat it and nothing happened
wait....you can save your race schedule??? I was redoing for every career.
>>559128085>>559128090>>559128092thescreenshotnobodycaresaboutcord...
Don't eat your wife's handmade choco guys. There's no expiration date so it is a cherished memento you can look back on years later.
Why is my chocolate box empty?
>>559128163Anon..
Gave up 4 runs in a row because Fuku failed the first chain event each time.Time for my final borrow I guess.
>>559127860>reddit spacingOBS is the best way to do it quality wise, however most people don't give a shit for that, and using ffmpeg is not retard friendly at all.>>559127228Use your favorite recording tool of choice, easiest being AMDs build in recording stuff, or if you have Nvidia their stuff that's a part of "NV App".After that get something like Handbrake, it's the easiest to use and reliable. Webm is a container (think mp4, mkv, mov). Use VP9 for the best quality, VP8 is way faster but also absolute dog shit. If you want speed, use mp4 and AVC(x264). Make sure to remove any audio tracks from the audio tab, 4chan doesn't like audio.Don't force 4k60 or some dumb shit, never gonna fit that into the 4mb file-size limit, aim for 720p30 or something solid and stable, makes it easier.
>>559128043nigger anniversary is still 10 days away, do you know what a countdown is?
>almost every chocopost so far is a unique umawhat the fuck? diversity is our strength? we even got some freaks posting ryan and fuku...
how do I eat my oshi's chocolate
>anniversary shop>SR taishin dupe, gold shitnice rewards, cyjews. That's why I sweep
>>559128152no it has been around 250 days
whats the chocolate for?>>559128271the fuck is a oshi i keep hearing this on seatuber vids
you have to eat your oshi’s choco or they will never high roll again
So, how do I install Sweepy?
who will be the last uma to be posted?
Yup, mati-can't live without her
>>559128361do you not get tired of this anon?
>>559128085Do outfits double up on choco?
>>559128198>snailGross.
maya suki...
>>559128174Just like facebook/xitter/discord...
>>559128312>>559128361By learning how to fucking read the git page.
>>559128248IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>559128246>reddit spacingfuck off i just like line breaksgod gave me an enter key and my dad gave me a fat noisy IBM keyboard and i intend to press that button as much as i wantfuck youalso i totally forgot but isnt there literally an ffmpeg wrapped for 4chan called Webm for retards or is that old and busted?
BRIAN LOVE BRIAN LOVE BRIAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sometimes it's nice having an unpopular oshi
>>559127760Nishino Flower isn't in the game yet so I'm going with the closest one
>>559128353
Do the chocolates expire? Or can we keep them forever?
>>559128396No, never
NICE WIFE
>>559128353It's a japanese word for "delicious" So my oshi Rice translates to "my Rice is delicious"
>>559128501it's not even the funny kind of autism. it's just autism. extremely lame
>>559128353>the fuck is a oshi i keep hearing this on seatuber vidsit's japanese for tasty
>>559128445WhoaLook at meIm so easy and fun to readLook how obnoxious I amLook how tech illiterate I am and unhelpful!Go and die in a fire you insufferable outsider
>>559128481would tamamo give you half a chocolate bar or less?
I guess I gotta play URA again.
>>559128445yes, please shit up the thread with 50% empty space
>>559128174>if you partake in the current thing you are discord
>>559128353You can save it, or use it as a TP refill.Oshi is an idol term, the oshi is the girl you root for. Used by nips and koreans as these are the only countries with idol culture in the current year.
bond level up
>eat the choccy >finally unlock the uma sex scene So that's where it was hiding. Umapyoi!
Where are the gibs?
>>559128161anon I was joking... you're supposed to keep the chocolate because it's proof that you love your uma... you didn't really eated it did you?
>>559128360Jokes on you; I rolled the Fuku card that she can't use so I had no hope of high rolling anyways.
that was underwhelming
Chiyo!
LOOOOL
>>559128587just do a parent runezpz
They did say to roll for either FKK or NTR. You did roll for FKK, right?
>>559128545
>>559128476Bwo... >>559128143
>>559128419They are listed as separate options to receive chocolate from
>>559128545oishi is delish you retarded falco poster>>559128569retarded lice shitter>>559128609thx
>>559128548You can’t be on the spectrum without amplitude and frequency
>>559128724They have to fight in the turf now.
>>559128587anyon...
>>559128651>>559128627>>559128612>>559128476>>559128473>>559128142>>559128092>>559128090>>559127821>>559127773Shit taste
>>559128669you just borrow the other one
>>559128043Umas celebrate anniversaries by raping their trainers. You won't see them wear anything in 10 days.
>>559128587Mcqueen my beloved, it's time...
>>559128609I thought gooks used bias
OHOHOHOHHOHO how nice! I will never ever use it
>>559128609>these are the only countries with idol culture in the current yearretard
>>559128669I'm rolling FM
These event prizes are literal trash. Where are my free pulls?
>>559128756So I will be getting two Maya chocos...I'm so lucky.
>>559128578i have literally been here since 2006, fuck off yourself. i literally made TWO linebreaks in the post you decided to complain about. T W OT W OWOstop being a fag. also how was i being unhelpful i LITERALLY answered anon's question and described the steps i used and what to expect from the process (IE ffmpeg is hard to figure out.)>>559128591considering the post quality here it would probably be improved by empty space
>>559128539>>559128492>>559128481>>559128436>>559128436>>559128395>>559128312>>559128274>>559128085Good taste
>>559128669witgod told me to just borrow fuku
my bloated botter belly grows fatter while you peasants manually grind
Why am I the only one who posted Dober's chocolates? Where are the other Doberfriends?
>>5591288852006 4chan is 2016 Reddit. Fuck off nigger
>>559128425Homosexual take, more for me I do like Saratoga quite a bit
>>559128937i dont have that horse
this is abuse
>>559127510MLB Fine Motion and NTR or get brickewd
>valentines chocoAm I blind or they just added it today
>>559128937who?
I hope the anniversary missions include "get a 2 blue spark" again to filter all the flatliners/casuals out of an event SSR or some other large reward.
>>559128815dont say that...
>>559128815>didn't call out the fukupostercorrect!
>>559128246Reddit spacing is two line breaks instead of one newfag
>559128963retarded troll baitposting
>559129031>samefaggingholy pathetic
>>559129036thanks for the (you), now go back
>>559128669I luckshitted 3LB Bakushin thoughbeit
>>559128985She was in heat. It's the best for her.
Umazing
>>559128815based
>>559128937Sorry, Cafe has priorityMaybe tomorrow
calling a line break reddit spacing is the quickest way to out yourself as a newfag this is reddit spacing because two line breaks only makes one space in reddit
>>559128669I have 1 single copy of her card. Also got an MLB'd Biko at least though
>my uma was born too late to give year 1 chocoIs this the end?
>>559128963>"I've been here since 2003"Liar liar pants on fire sitting on a telephone wire
>>559128963nope im staying here, go fuck me yourself nigger. nigger nigger niggerino!!!! look im saying the nigger word im a 4chud!!!! stop trying so hard its really tiresome.
>>559128669I have MLB Biko though
>>559128851Shit taste>>559129134Good taste
>>559128937She hates men so she probably spat on the chocolates. Who would want chocolates spat on by an uma?
>>559127510>03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]It's probably safe to remove [Speculated].Most of the Part 2 missions require playing Trackblazer, and we already have the confirmed date for that.
>>559129134why did you all waste your rolls on shit horses i dont get it how do you cretins win cms and i do not?
Imagine if you're waifu comes out right after the Valentines event ends
>>559128724>>559128805Admittedly, that was also me being a retard and posting in the old thread. I changed and renamed the image to circumvent the dupe image post timer
>>559129195Caring about it at all makes you a newfag. The ever-present tell of a newfag is someone who thinks shitposting about inane crap is the baseline for posting here, rather than what people do to filter them out.
HOLY SHIT THE POST SPEED IS SO HIGHWHAT GOT ANNOUNCED
I feel like I'm gonna get violently leg locked
>>559129134bwo I hate to say it but...>>559127357
>>559129353UMAPYOI
what does valentine gift do?
>>559129296this is happening to me and Kita
>>559128937I got Suzuka's today, I'm doing Ardan or Curren tomorrow, then Maruzensky and then Dober. Dober gomenasai
>>559129232What? I didn't say that. Anybody that came her before 2015 is Reddit.>>559129234Nice reddit humor and reddit cat meme
Did we get more borrows?
I posted her in previous thread but I want tasteanon to judge meI know it's great taste
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT READY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME
>>559129285...I didn't say anything about winning CMs thoughI'm just a fukufag>>559129394AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>559129424reskinned stamina potion
what's even the pointthere is nothing to race forwe should have an internal /uma/ CM before MANT comes out otherwise flatlining is the only sane option here
cm10 status?
>>559129282Sorry actually I mean ALL the missions require Trackblazer.
>Junior year>NSMEpic :D
>>559129285Ya just didn't want it bad enough
>>559129195>line breakThe fuck is a line break? Some kind of bot em dash thing? Stop using it so you don't look like a bot dumbass. Fucking autists.
>>559129540>60 runs requiredflatliners in shambles
>>559128990added it literally 33 minutes ago
>>559129525great time to run the club sweepy
>>559129540>>559129282ITS SO FUCKING OVER
Is there a diagram or chart of uma dorm mates and team mates and friend groups
>>559129285the fuku alt is good though. I've won a CM with her.
>>559128937Right here
>>559129654Rival races are unique per race, not career run. 60 is still a ton, atleast 4-5 runs.
>>559129654You race against more than 1 rival per career bwo
>>559129606>The fuck is a line break?I hate zoomers so much they don't even know the basics of html probably never used microsoft word either
>>559129356>>559129749Shit taste>>559129475Good taste
You guys told me MANT was cancelled.
>>559129353Paizuri
>>559129540>Win the Twinkle Star Climax 3 timesDo I win by climaxing fast or being able to hold out?
>>559129818Yeah they replaced it with Trackblazer
>>559129729https://umamusu.wiki/Roommates is fully up to date
why no one requests shoes in clubs? my B+ club was better..
So is this chocco now one misclick away from fucking me every time I need to refill TP?
>>559129817Don't use my wife for your divisive shitposts you fucking nigger
>>559129813millenial uncs will be the last tech literate people on this earth
>>559129817I knew I could trust your infallible judgement.
Holy fuck what got announced why is /uma/ the fastest generalQrd???
>>559129654i don understand your discort lingowhats a flatliner?
>>559129907>>559129729Kek
>>559129606a line break is the character inserted when you press the enter key, also called a carrier return. it's called that because on typewriters you had to make the ticktacktick thing move back to the left side, or "return" to the beginning, where it would also begin a new line.
>>559130018Waifu game gives you chocolates
how many star pieces per run are legend races supposed to give
>>559129946Hope you don't use sweepy. Hehe...
>>559130018You can trade in 10 chocolates for 1 umapyoi at bond level 15
>>559129285bwo, do you not save your rolls?
>>559130079>cringe bars
>>559129817>>559129989kill yourself subuman
>>559130041/v/ma bro...
>>559129451>What? I didn't say that. Anybody that came her before 2015 is Reddit.please provide a timeline of who is 4chan and who is reddit based on their time of arrival. i need to understand where i fall.
>>559130082Unc check, /uma/Have you ever used a typewriter?
>>559130082So that nigger was using a typewriter? Kek wtf, even phyical keyboards are outdated typewriters are like a 100 years old
>>559129285I daresay this is a contender for the brownest post for this thread
does MANTblazer have any skills like ignited spd? are they any good?
>>559130018Umas are fast.
>>559130310YesNo
>>559130253Yeah, but I am 23
>>559129285>Why do you waste your rolls on your oshis instead of support cards
>>559128669isnt the fuku card just for parent farming, not for ace runs?
Wait FREE ROLLS TOMORROW???ON WHAT BANNER?
>>559130135no i threw 20-30 rolls on banners i likeand in the end i get nothing>>559130198>/v/ dont you ever dare to insult me like that ever again you filthy pigi hate them like the plague and hope /v/ janny and mods burn to ashes for supporting those offtopic posting troons
>>559130254Are you retarded?
>>559130253In elementary school over 20 years ago to study braille
>>559130253That’s not even unc anymore.You’re crossing into great grandunc territory.
>>559130079>>559130302Shit taste
LF > CRLF
When you type you can put a break in.It makes things easier to read without being a run on sentence that goes on forever wrapping when needed.Doing a big break like this is usually done between bigger paragraphs for easier readability.But you don't.Do it.Every.Single.Sentence or word you freak.You faggots do it cuz you're used to reddit and think writing that way is normal and what everyone does, even tho it looks like fucking shit.Sadly reddit does not support normal writing blocks, so you're forced to double break and write like an imbecile.
>>559129910which club isn't requesting shoes especially with the 10 club point daily for it
>>559130225Reddit is around 10-15 years behind 4chan. If you came here in 2016 or later you're fine, anything earlier than that and you might be Reddit, anything earlier than 2010 and you're 100% Reddit
Oh hey, my daily sales reset back to 3.
>>559130461NyoI won’t do what you tell me
>>559130253when I was a kid my parents had one and I played with it. Honestly the way the keys felt was really good...
>>559130297>I daresay this is a contender for the brownest post for this threadyou are not white johnny
Why is there a schizo replying to everything I post now?
>>559130576it's love
>>559130558Same and true, there are keyboards that replicate that feeling too, typewriters are pleasant to use, until the paper gets stuck
>>559130576You're samefagging but you can't tell
>>559130576I’m secretly in love with you
>>559130076wtf poor maruI'll live with her
The thing I'm most excited about are training stations leveling the normal way and giving the normal amount of stats
You should strive for quality. Typing like a mongo is gay as fuck. Having space wasting black bars is for phone trannies with zero standards. Eat my ass. Back to gaslighting retards.
smooch
Genuine honest question to botters, but if you don't really care about playing, why actually play the game? Surely it'd be nicer to do something you actually enjoy doing more, right? I'm not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't get why you'd force yourself to keep going if you don't enjoy it? I just okay the game as normal, do a run or two a day and get whatever event points I can when there's one on, but otherwise I just try to do it in a way that I find enjoyable?
>>559130785Based based based
>>559130018HORSE COCK
my wife
>>559130558People say mechanical keyboard replicate the feeling and that's why I want one but cleaning them sounds like a pain in the ass.And when I took typewriting classes as a kid my fingers got raped so much...
>double TP>no story eventaieeee my TP bar will overflow
>>559130774too bad bro youre getting trooncase look at how uncapitalized everything i type is witness how little do i care and how i will basically type like a third world peasant (i wont make a typo though)
>>559130798It's funny how in your attempt to negatively polarise this general against botting you have instead given it way more publicity than it would ever have gotten and made everyone secretly do it without posting about it
Cute!
Where are the Tachyonfag screenshots of their valentine chocolates? Did they forget to post?
>>559130837Why would you need to clean your keyboard?
>>559130871there's literally a solo member club in the top 30 due to botting
>>559130785best taste of the thread
>>559127510You could be the little glimmer of sunshine on a lucky 4-leaf clover!!Join HonseFun, we have one slot open possibly twoNo quota, no discord club. Just be the best toreina that you can be for your favorite uma(s)>>559050162Anon I found your post in the archive, can you at least tell me your title and profile uma so I can identify your application
My danchou quit my club. I left too. What clubs accept casuals? I want to be in a chill, alive club with no fan quota.
I'm sweeping rn
>>559130798if i could automate the boring parts of my life to manually play the fun ones I would too
>>559130461I PUT TWO OF THEM BETWEEN LINES THAT HAD DIFFERENT SUBJECTS LEAVE ME ALONEjesus christ did a newline character rape your mother? stop trying to psychoanalyze my desire to press the enter key, the last time i posted on reddit was over a decade ago. i LITERALLY do not know if what you said is even true or not. thank you for at least not calling me brown or a tranny however.
DANCHOU PLEASE LOG IN SO I CAN SO I CAN START PLAYING!
>>559130904Busy shit posting the thread, pretending to like other uma. Notice how Tachyfaggots are barely here, complete opposite of month 1? Yeah.>>559130837Mechanical keyboards have multiple advantages.1. Tactile feel that is fantastic, but can change depending on the switch yadayada2. They're a higher quality than the old style cheap plastic shit, more rugged as a response3. Cleaning is a non issue and you're a fag
>>559130930Anon...?
Dacchis can you only really see one gift event I am getting analysis paralysis trying to decide which Uma to pick
>>559131012Look at the post above you
WHAT BANNERS???
>bot boring parent runs >manually do epic ace runs>while botting, play comp valorantthis is the life
>>559130253I had my own for quite awhile, got rid of it (foolishly) 15 years ago, wish I hadn't.
I'm in.She will feed me chocolate while I lay on her lap.
>>559130837try a model M clone, buckling spring keys were designed specifically to replicate the feel of a typewriter. it might make you go deaf, though.
>>559131065which danchou...
>press autoselect>get thiswhat the hell
>>559131168>playing valorant>implying you're happy Extremely fake story
>>559130798you know the game adds its own autoplay eventually right
>>559130837i mentioned i have that fatty ancient IBM one. theyre great but have some major downsides. mostly theyre insanely loud so if you live with anyone at all you get bitched at constantly, and second yes, cleaning them sucks. i pried the keys off once years ago and found a bunch of corpses of weird little fossilized bugs. i dont even know what kind, they looked like larva that tried to grow but starved to death. never cleaned it again.
>>559131298don't reply
>>559130253I still have it in my office
>>559131284holyfuckingBASEDdid they improve auto select??
>>559131298im high elo>>559131305telling someone suffering from a disease that there's a cure in the future doesn't help them in the present
>>559131086Just, like, don't cum on your keyboard. Or eat at your desk. It isn't that hard.
>>559131284BASED
GUYS WHO DO I PICK MY wife ISN'T IN GLOBAL YET
>>559131403I wish I lived in the pre-dust era of technology you're from
>>559130798I've dealt with people like them before, their reasons are so mundane that it makes you wonder if they are rage baiting, majority of the time its because of moral grandstanding or because they like being at the center of anything, with the main purpose of causing drama or harass people because they are that boring, they act like social vampires
Fuku failed 4 of her chain 1 events today and then didn't even show up at all in the 5th run.Well, there's always tomorrow.
>>559131403What's your oshi, purely out of curiosity?
I have never chosen a girl this quickly in my life.
>>559131284>how it feels trying to cap speed on umas with 0% growth
Ok, NOW you stop jobbing
>>559131403
>>559131490Your wife's friend, or friend of a friend. She won't mind.
>>559131284The safety deck
>>559131629But it feels...wrong...
GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW PLEASE
>>559131094SOMEOBE ABSWER ME PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN SEE THE OTHER EVENTS IN THE ARCHIVE PLEASE SONEONE ANYOBE HELP ME!!!!
>>559131159I dunno man it's impossible to figure out what banners will be active in those time periods
oshi chocolate
>>559131629She'll understand
>>559131284Seriru decks on his videos be likeAnd then the statline shows 4 1200 stats with guts at 800
>>559131094You don't its a simple animation this anniversary you can select other umas the next day too
>>559131694one per day
>>559131673There's no shame in seeking another girl's company if your wife can't make it
Danchou... recruitment doko...
>>559131694You can pick one per day for the duration of the event. Of course you wouldn't cheat on your uma and pick a different one, would you...
>>559131681You will get another Grass Wonder and you will love it.
>>559131878kill yourself
erm... which one now?
>>559131997it's factually true though
>>559131694Yes. You're forever bricked they'll do this only once
>>559131917My favorite uma>isn't on global>basically has no friends>the few acquaintances aren't on global either
>>559132018w-where are your FP's
>>559132026It is but you're a gigantic retard for asking a text autocomplete chatbot for the answer.
>>559131878unironically start using google more often
any A+ clubs still have room, cooldown just ended
>>559132097nta but no one uses my card ever so I barely have FP
>>559132162Autis/uma/
>>559132107>>559132129grok literally compiles relevant info much faster than all search engines combined
>>559132162umadash
>>559131935nta but
>>559132162Uma&Co
>>559132162Uma&co.
>>559132162Rebricked
>>559132238>>559132245>>559132252
>>559132190I just picked the first one
>>559132230haha I got Golshi, suck it ASS WONDER
>>559132238>>559132252>>559132281Who the FUCK are you 3??
>>559132016how do you do fellow kids?
>>559132182Your TT gibs?
>>559132238>>559132245>>559132252hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>559132354You still have time to withdraw and join us instead
Can you keep the chocolates forever?
WaitTHAT was the event shop? I bought like two tickets and still have 100k friend pointsDoes it refresh???
>>559131917>It's just them greeting you>no sweet whispers & words of affirmation >nothing elseLAZYgames...
Post Uma ASS
>>559132162dacchis
>>559132502Nyes
yo
>>559132502Nyo
>>559132502maybe
Surely this is enough stamina r-right?
ROKU NANA
>>559132573>>559132606>>559132652AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>559132097Kitasan as the card, low TT and i was in a low earner club. I didn't pay much attention to it if I'm honest.
>>559132661oh godoh fuck>on a paceanon, I...
>>559132661your 601 bonus bwo...
so many flatliners crawling back...
>>559132661>paceIf you get rushed, you're probably dead
>no one else chose ardanshe's already been forgotten...
>>559132661glue
I love my beautiful nagging wife, the Empress Air Groove
>>559132795Nobody is rolling umas with Kita and the new scenario card around the corner.
>>559132502There's a small chance they get eaten by your uma on day change and you get some dialogue if it happens. You also get dialogue if you eat them though. So you wanna get the same set of chocolates, eat one and save the other if you want all the dialogue
>>559132707Don't trust oguriposters!
>>559132795seriously, i didn't mean it...
>>559132894lmao who the fuck is rolling on kita
Uhh wheres the feb stakes missions, I need to turn them in
>>559133019Everyone??? It’s free???
>>559132797boy sex
ID: 682812657998 LET ME IN A CLUB I'M IN THE TOILET AND I NEED TO DO MY RUNS
I love Rice
>>559132797>>559132996>>>/Umajp/
>>559132894>the new scenario card?
End yuri
>>559132661>100% spurt rate>98.2% survival rateyou're totally fine
>>559132894>new scenario card around the corner.retard
>>559133103teiobro easy on the burritos...
>>559133103>runs on the toiletTMI, anon
YIPPEEEEEEE
>>559132707>>559132915Its not that hard to determine.You see the Oguri from the left side, thus >>559132573 always tells the truth. Whoever posts that you can trust that guy. The original non-flipped Oguri aka >>559132606 however is a rascal, always a gaslighter, don't trust them.Anything other is uncertain chaos.Sometimes you can encounter a Calstone light O poster but I couldn't determine yet what is the deal with them
>>559133181>>559133249If you don't have either Fuku or the upcoming NTR at MLB, you are better off skipping MANT.
>not a SINGULAR goldTRASH or tachy chocoHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>559132795>>559132886Ugly Umas
umajp schizo is here rev up your stegos and ebayans
>>559131535>SEVEN (7) LENGTHSNice going McQuitter
any A clubs still recruiting?
went to japan, and did not see a single horse girl. im disappointed
>>559131012Basashi 850734315We're a B+ club, but we have no official fan quota. Just dont flatline, and dont go multiple days without logging in (without giving notice).An average of 1 career a day will keep you safe.Send join with /uma/ in your description and I'll add you, or just reply to this post with your club ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>559133380Yanko.
>>559133103Ew, don't get near my club
>>559133391honsefun was, dunno if they filled
>>559133320The Calstone Light O poster is neither a liar nor a truther. They are simply stupid.
>>559133380I can understand what stego is doing there, but what are (you) doing there?
>>559133416Y(um)anko
I got these sparks on my first Tamamo Cross career. Where I can I use these sparks?They seem good, and my guess is as a grand parent for End Closers, but I am not sure who the other grandparent should be.
holy shit health chakra is stupid good
>>559133380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2CoFU2Zpw
>>559133380
>>559133452You also decide to go on a trip on a whim and run into her. Trainer is kind of weird in that they seem to be the only people who can find her even through just vibes.
>>559133452
>>559133503>Where I can I use these sparks?Obviously for your End XOguri on the upcoming longslop
Aquarius room6880881968808819
>>559133565will we ever get these "collabs"?
>>559133503other gp probably a long spark to turn a b end uma into end otherwise a great grand parent for the skills
>>559133503Not bad. Someone with another end pink, generically high affinity, and spurt would work.
>>559133103Uma&Co has an opening for you, quota ~15-20m
>>559133716hell no LMAO
You niggers are so cringe >Someone told me to fuck off let me triple down and spam the thread with off topic shit Just kill yourself
>>559133747I don't like buying spurt, it doesn't even last a full second. not very useful
Ew
Curren is.... not evil?
Got a 16.5k SMaru that didn't roll S Mile or Groundwork but I'm running her in the CM anyway, either she mogs people by stats alone or pushes Falco along to the win
>>559133716The KFC probably not but Umasanpo is an actual feature for boosting bond that became permanent so the non-KFC ones will definitely pop up but the KFC ones might need to be edited.
>>559133641
>>559133775kill me yourself coward>noooooooo people should just roll over and die when i tell them to be quietwhy on earth would anyone do that?
>>559133440We did not fill
>>559130785>>559130830>>559130903>>559131219>>559131242>>559132886>>559133835Shit taste
>>559133705>aislop>>559131219
why do people not like Uma&Co?
>>559133810This is a troll post
>>559133918It was full when I tried like 2 hours ago
Retards
>>559133917meltdown
>>559131530>>559131775>>559132561>>559132795>>559133283>>559133283Good taste
Just filled honsefun dancho
>>559133641>now umas can mind crontol their trainersit's so over...
>>559133852never was. Curren is SUPER cute and everyone loves her!
>>559133985we don't like to sexualize our horse daughters around here
What are the sweatiest/meta skills for an ace smart falcon? And is Unrestrained really worth the borrow (vs just final push and higher stats via speed fuku)?
>>559134039Trainer wasn't even her Trainer yet though...
>>5591326896 TIMES IN THE ASS7 TIMES IN THE PUSSYMARU SEXOOOO
>>559133985They got caught in the crossfire between Mambo and Bricked
>>559131219Pajeets aren't allow
>>559134087first implying fucking her trainer in the CM newspaper now this
>>559134095you were destined to be her trainer from the day you were born
>>559133852CURREN IS EVIL
>>559108880couldn't find the club so I figured you guys filledended up joining a different one
>>559134006It's been this full for the past 2 hours, not sure which HonseFun you were looking at
>spend a literal hour pondering which uma's choco i want>all i got is a jpgFucking dissapointing
>>559134087Its a lot more clear how stacked she is in these clothes.
>>559134062Groundwork + 3 (speed and wit greens >)TTLDodging Danger + Prudent Positioning / Ignite WIT (she has prudent so...)Tail Held HighPlaytime's Over (to keep the lead midgame)corner skillsAngling + PlanchaIf you aren't in first when it comes time to Angle and Scheme, you are last.
Umas that would put their vag juice inside the chocolate?
>>559134062Unrestrained is shit for this track
>open umamusume >reminded that Rice exists>day ruined
>>559134216Good, Stego cute.>>559133876I really should try this.
>>559134418
how do I get these events?
>>559134418>being a clanker
>>559134474Bottom 2 are getting a draw on race 4 & 5, which is basically impossible. I assume the top one is a draw on race 3.
>>559134474>Round FIVE: DRAWing to a closeone can only grass wonder acute
>>559134383Dober would do this and regret it after hearing that it tastes good
>>559134334Actually, there is a slight window if the uma on the outer lane was 1st, the 2nd front runner still can get their angling off too
>>559134298Doesnt show up on search
>>559134009>noooooooooo you're not allowed to respond to anything i say you need to be quiet! you have to obey me!do you really think the world works like this?
>>559134648the club search is kinda dumb, look up danchou's id in the friend search then click club 874500792057
>>559134474Probably by choosing bottom teams, managing your own team to be intentionally shit and then somehow luckshit a draw
>>559132561The English release would cut that out or "localize" it anyhow, so there is no point of it being there.
They know the meme
>>559134648Ogey, let me send you an invite thenWhat's your ID
>>559134773>>559134560>>559134551fuuuaaarrk I guess I'll skip these then
>>559134860No you fucking retard it's because they're both in the Sakura O group
Danchou I'm getting bombed by Israel can I flatline for this month?
>Curren goes out to feed ducks>Spots Brian and asks if she wants to try feeding them>Initially refused but went along with it anyway>Her resting bitch face scared them so they wouldn't eat>Curren tries to show her a more gentle way of feeding them and Brian goes "No way fag">The ducks start flying away because of her and Brian yells at them to stop and come back to eat >They return and put the food in their mouths but now they're too scared to swallow itIs this why she doesn't like small animals
is there a way to rewatch my wife giving my valentine gift?
>>559134989leave sweepy running while you're in the shelter
>>559134860Truth the japs knew there would be a pit licking meme years later when they made these events. THEY JUST KNEW IT
>>559134971Can be a coincidence
>>559134989Ebayan doesn't get a break and neither do you.
>>559134989No
>>559134334>>559134402ty. time to grind it out
>>559133705why did my falco to implode like that, she has 600 stamina ;(our hecking daughterina takes the room! Thanks for joining
damn, Tazuna tanks the whole 4 rainbows
>>559134990Brian is based
>>559135026>he doesnt records big events
Danchou I'm bombing Iran can I flatline for this month?
>>559135083>Gorilla
>>559135134>he ran the autodeckI kneel
>>559135134soak it in anon, that's the best click you're going to see for the next 6 months
>>559135165aaaaiiieeeeeeeee I can't find it on the archive did I fuck up?
>>559135134Smartest Doto deck
Do UMAricans really?
>>559135134>4spdFor what?
>>559131548I regret entering this thread nowwhat the fuck............
>>559135162It can also go another way
>>559135317For this.*unzips dick*
>>559133628Probably the only good horse for shotalovers...
she's actually just straight up taunting me
>>559134990>>They return and put the food in their mouths but now they're too scared to swallow it???
>>559135317from this >>559131284I have nothing to do in uma so I'm just going to run umas with autodecks and autoparents, only changed it to use my parent rentals too
Last November, Admire Terra shook everyone by winning the famous Japan Cup without a rider. Of course he was disqualified, but he still came in first and everyone will remember that. As the jockey is the "brain" of the race horse, one might say he was... headless.Now we see the Uma Musume racing community shook up by Sweepy, who has produced a bot that lets you churn out wins faster than humanly possible. This works because the client he built has no front-end and is just code talking to the Cygames server limited mostly by the latency of the response time. He's cheating, of course, and everyone knows it. Isn't it ironic though that this is also referred to as "headless"? Is it just a coincidence? Or does it mean something greater? I wonder...
>>559135104I've seen a Front die even with 700 Stamina
>>559135256>he SERIOUSLY does NOT record big game events so he can watch them 24/7 outside of the game
>>559131881>posting the uncorrected Curren Channgmi
>>559135454punches you in the face
I love this loser so much, she's my armor fou
>>559135454Headless is just a techtard term, I forget what it means though. UI-less or something
WaitThe free rolls don't line up with Vegas banner? Im confused what were rolling for
>>559135256Idiot. >>559128312
>>559135134>obey the autoselect>rewardedbased retard doto. now you can spend the next 10 turns pressing wit to end your career with 400.
I'm stuck in the wagecage, what do the chocolates do
>>559135613Restore TP
>>559135596WHAT AM I EVEN ROLLING FOR!!??!?!?!?!
>>559135437For some reason umareader doesn't have that portion. The top option either gets you the first part of what you posted or picrel if she fails
>>559135613+30 energy
Why are they making me do a URA run what is this gay bullshit
>>559135026>is there a way to rewatch my wife giving my valentine gift?Yeah.Here's my wife.
>>559135353
>>559135613just flip your phone open for 3 minutes and find out jesus christ where do you work? an amazon warehouse? you can post on 4chan but you cant look at uma?
>>559135712its pretty good for parent farming
>>559135083fusu
>>559135807DELETE
>>559135739Shit taste>>559135575Good taste
>>559135674
Need more Racist Week
>>559135680might be an agemasen thing
>>559135601thanks bwo I'll be more careful next time
>>559135841holy fuck. i hate this picture.
>>559135828
my beloved
>>559135841i need scarlet's retro titties in my face right now
>>559135841holy fuck. i love this picture.
>>559135841kek I love this picture.
>>559135751
>>559135864
>>559135168That's fine.Eden is based in Iran, just make sure you wipe them out.
I have the biggest love hate relationship with the new pass in JP and I kind of want to continue paying for it but I also kind of don't. So the parent making feature is limited to just 5, which is annoying, I preferred when it was 10, but that was only temporary. And you pretty much HAVE to buy the spark lock pass for it to feel even remotely worth it. But the parents made that I actually used were really good compared to the ones I had made naturally, especially since you get to pick some grays that you really want and making grandparents+parents with essentially different inherited skills means more to get from. That said, the inspiration reroll is just too fucking good. You get one roll and it's garbage and then you check the other one and you get like 10 new hints and 5 discount on hints and you get to squeeze in more skills to buy because half your skills are already max discount. It's fantastic, but I feel like that's where most of the money is going and it just feels completely lopsided to pay for. Anyway sorry for the rant I needed to get it out of my head and put it somewhere.
>>559135920
>>559136018Image of the year
Why are you like this
>>559136085me on the right
free rolls doko
>>559133358why is that?
>>559136045>get it out of my head and put it somewhere.Stego-saaaaaaaaaan... you know where things like this beloooooooooooong... I'm not even the schizo for once, but one of your only friends in here, but come on nooow... Just tell people in here that there is 31$ worth of passes and other p2use QoL garbage.
>>559136045dont p2w systems get crazier and more when a game is nearing EOS
>>559136045Retard >>558922850
who up sweeping rn
When selector?
i need more jordan tard rage
>>559127510I love my punny wife
>>559136085plapping my balls to this post. me on the left btw
>>5591362371 week
>>559136236Im sweepin it
>>559136236busy vibe coding using dog shit models (all of the mare)>>559136302OI, DON'T STEAL MY LINE!>>559136246>she looks intently at you, before whipping her head left to right, right to left to odd music.
>>559134860I love armpit licking
>>559136302>idonumKill Rudolffags
I am quite happy with my squad, but which one should I try and improve? I want a late Oguri but it's not coming together
>>559136315So close, thanks
>>559135608over 400 even!
Wait do I only get to select one?
>>559135920gold city bukkake
>>559136432>front taiki>relying on focus + another person to have sympathy for groundworkwhat on earth are you doing
>>559136432End oguri is better
>>559136558Yes, select the loli
HOW DO I GET MY CHOCO
WHY IS THIS UI TRYING TO TROLL ME WHEN THERES NOTHING TO COLLECT
Starlight dapples the stone with every step,You rush ahead a tile and a half,Too stubborn... too stubborn to look back yet.Patchworks of people line the market;You weave through crowds like the needle tracksAnd I'm the thread pulled idly pastWarm glows emanate from rows of stalls,Stringlit wares, shiny baubles.Steam rises over hot chocolate cupsCinnamon scents blend into the dusk—"What's the hold-up? Don't get separated..."I realize you've turned my way and waited.I nod and you avert your gazeStubborn again, a tile and a half away,Not a step further, not a step lessKeeping me close and distant yet.Occasionally, you glance back at meAnd I pretend I didn't seeI somehow feel, if our eyes meet...This precious moment will abruptly endAnd next I know, you'll be tiles ahead.On this holy night, walking moonlit streets,I keep your pace carefully,And you lead our way slowly, gently.
>>559133852she's feeding them just for upvotesevil and a whore
>>559134383
>>559136432this guy is going to win A finals and im not
>>559136717Ugly tomboy
>>559136602PP gives Groundwork, works in scrims
>>559136748>first tachy post all day>no choco thoHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>559136748>containing my love
>The Daily Free Scout event has begun as of 10:00 p.m., Mar 3 (UTC).Time traveling intern-chan...Fooled me for a while
thought there was going to be more shit in the anni shop is that it!?
>>559134860
>>559136801why is she nekkid
>>559133852Feeding little ducks EVIL POISON and record their DEATHS just for views
>>559136748LMFAO
>>559136823You don’t get to see what my beautiful wife and I did with our choco.
>>559136705just hit collect all like a good little goy
Curren is the boss maresimple as
>no one posted spechud, teio or oguri valentine yetthe faces of Umamusume, huh
>>559133852>Hey everyone! Look at these adorable little birdies! They deserve your attention much more than any weird Falcon does!
>>559136618End Oguri is kind of difficult, this is the best I've been able to do. My wit card situation is a bit dire.
>>559136862>The 1st Anniversary Celebration Shop's lineup will be updated during the availability period.Check the announcement
>>559137035i am probably picking oguri tomorrow
>>559137024No one likes them
>>559136748Oh boy, she would do it just to study the effects of uma pheromones on human man libido.
>>559137024Nobody actually likes Special Week. Teioslugs ate the chocolate before they could screenshot it. Oguri fans are actually playing the game.
>>559136748Saliva or blood?
>third run in a row losing the second team event therefore the finals against team zenith tooI can't wait for this shit to die
>>559136748god i wish tachyon would experiment with the effects of her sweaty pantyhose on my sex drive
>>559137024>no spe>no teio>no oguri>no tachy>no goldshitweiiiiiiiiiiiiiird isnt it
>>559137024Many umas mog them as waifus. For instance, King Halo and Grass Wonder mog spechud, and this is just picking up from the Golden Generation.
>>559137271
>>559134746>>559134862The fucking application limit is full
>get Mile S and Groundwork>no greens
>>559136987Theres nothing to collect
>>559137352That and pajeets have shit tastes.
>>559137024Oguri was one of the first umas posted retard
>>559137024teio was one of the first valentines posted in the last thread thougever
>>559137024Uhhh gwo? >>559127179 and >>559126769 Why are you lying?
>>559137379Drop your ID now, or you're trolling
>>559137024Teio >>559126769Oguri >>559127179Valentine Bourbon >>559127346They were posted in the thread that mattered.
>>559137379Drop your ID and UMADash will send you an invite instead, if you're able to handle a 30M/month fan quota. We're almost full but have one more spot open for an interested oji-san.
>>559137575490041440585
Gold Ship giving me her homemade chocolate (they're full of ghost pepper hot sauce)
>>559137379Danchuds are getting uppity and now they inspect your penis in the thread before you are even considered instead of reviewing your application in private.
>>559137570>>559137660Spebros?
>>559137768I got got
>>559137024JPfags don't play the game and apparently don't read the thread too
>>559137836nobody likes racistsexcept for Sweepy
Why is Umadash still a 30m/month fan quota when they are not going for S
>>559134334you forgot speed eater falcobwo
Guess I should post my representation too
>>559137660>they were posted in the tranny threadexactly the fucking point you disgusting JP faggot
>>559137836Nobody wants a chuddy wife.
>>559137891mantblazer fan count
