Previous: >>559127510>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Kita!
cygames pulled the plug..
>>559141457Sex with this dog
I will be playing Warcraft 3 tower defense in the mean time
The server is back!
game is deadclose thread
My Brian career run for stress relief even though I already have her 100 million fans title....
it's up
I KEEP GETTING UMAKICKED BY CONNECTING ERRORS IS THIS THE WORK OF THE UMA BOTS
now what?
New thread fixed the uma serversThanks baker
eden status: alivenothing ever happens
>restarted the server right after my dogshit inspiration eventI know what you've done
Mambo!
>>559141570WE'RE BACK FIRE UP THE SWEEPERS
Rickey!
We are so back
HOLY FUCK SWEEPERS ARE GETTING BANNED ENMASSEEDEN DANCHO JUST GOT EXECUTED ON THE STREETS OF TEL AVIV
>>559141358Well, time to fire up old reliable. Give me a starting year and a stud to get anons.
>server goes down>february steaks (as in meat) missions still invisibleBunch of fucking retards
Hope you retards enjoyed your valentine chocolate because you're never seeing your oshis ever again LMAO
>>559141783mejirolingus
i don't get it did the real horse have a puppet friend too
>>5591417961999. Oguri Cap.
manteio!
I'm so used to the scenario asking me if I want to see the song that I kept skipping this until now, and I kept wondering why I was never seeing it with the untrainable girls since the first. It's because I'm an idiot. But now I can get cute Maru-chan screenshots.
gao gao gyaru
Cute Motion
>>559141718Is she hard to build? 6 greens sounds kinda annoying to get
NO
AMBATUSWEEP
>>559141936sex with rich ojou-samas while her bodyguards can only look on, not able to do anything
>>559141979
I WON'T let Rulership won on UNO!
>>559141979UMA GROK IS THIS REAL
>>559141905
brickedbros we're homeress now
>>559142129
I am committed to MLBing my LB2 Fine in the upcoming weeks. My options are>Roll once to potential spark, use 1 anni ticket on MLB if needed, use paypig selector on LB3 creek>Save carats and use both selectors on Fine and leave Creek at LB2In both cases I am basically not rolling a single thing until grand live so I'll be able to amass a fuckton of carats. Which would you do? I lean towards option A because I hate playing longshit so I barely ever actually use Creek and am not sure having it at LB3 would change that.
>>559141979>2h agofake imagehttps://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus/commit/305e9ba2f2d200f1513ba7880bc38a1b5219b1c1>>559142037rulership has to be bullied into cute submission>>559142129sex with cute gyarus
Should I?
/uma/hjong is going to be A+
>>559141816Yeah I thought that was the reason the servers went down too. I'm kinda afraid to run the Feburary Stakes now, in case it messes something up.
>>559142205wait for the voucher, retard
>>559142173what a brat
>>559141979he's still there
fan farming isnt crystal positive right now, is it?
>>559142247>>559141816WHAT MISSION IS THIS
>>559142179Fuck I meant I lean towards B and using both tickets instead of rolling.
>>559142180>wait i have to adapt this for mant later kmsWell that was short-lived
>>559142010This
>>559142173>>559142129>>559142259NATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
DIGITAN STOP JERKING OFF AND GIVE ME MILE S
ONLY A FEW MORE WEEKS UNITL I NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH UNITY BULLSHIT TEAM RACES EVER AGAINFUCK YOU KITABTICH YOU NEVER WIN SHIT
>>559142428DIGITAN PLEASE JERK ME OFF
T-Thanks Falco
I can't wait for her to yell at me.
>>559142382
>>559142367>>559142010OI TEME
>>559142454>FUCK YOU KITABTICH YOU NEVER WIN SHITUnity Cup may be gone but you will still scream this while training her.
>shit pre-debut bond>select give up optionit's that simple
>>559142557What purpose does the g-string serve?
Her nickname really be
>>559142615Easy access
UMNNHHHHHSMART FALCON SMART FALCON UMAPYOI UMAPYOIUMAPYOI HER SO HARDUMAPYOI HER AGAINST A WALL, IN MY BED, IN THE BATHROOM, IN OUR GARDENFALCO GET A BIG HUGE BELLY FULL OFTRIPLETS UMAPYOIIIIIIIIII
Ayabe eyesAyabe eyes but mare
>these retards are your meta choice next cmno thx
>>559142637Stop.
>>559142180let er rip
>>559142615To cover her vagoo... She's wearing a skirt, anon.
>>559142615If you pluck it right she makes a sound.
>>559142728Lewd. I want to try.
>>559142536Wit sparks arent the best for mile, but I'd still take it over a 2star in spd, stam, or guts. Plus the whites are decent.
>forever young hurt himself after the attack on dubaiholy shit his career is ruined but i wonder how they will adapt this on uma musume
>>559142382>>559142561Interesting to find out she was a singer that took VA lessons just because she desperately wanted to be the voice for an uma.
>>559142454in these recent cms kitapits usually has max speed low stamina so on the final i move her to medium and ignore long
>>559142615Ask Oguri, the fucking slut. Remember kids, girls from the sticks are ALWAYS slutty as hell.
>>559141783i need uncroped of this bro
>>559142713who is this pretty woman?
>>559142568Fine panties
daiwa give me preferred position you cow bitch
>marked
The club search thing is utterly broken and I only get the same clubs no matter what name/id I put. Am I the only one?
i love my wife so much bros...
>>559142848where is dork dance 1 and 2
>>559142950Twitter has been pretty mean to lately making so many actual ntr ntr clips
>>559142561falco is such a dumb slut
>>559142795Source?>>559142907Marche Lorraine. Orfevre daughter.
>>559142950>big tits>big MEATY tits that squish out of the top, sides nad bottomahhhhhhhhhhh squishy tiddies i hate how rare this can be sometimes
>>559142940
>Click autofill>Gives me 90% of a MANT deckbweh???
ryan LOVE
>>559142915you could have posted good ai art instead of this anatomy abominationfuck off
>>559143132what's wrong with your colors
>>559143162cute cute cute
>>559142795why would you lie like this
>>559142982At the start, behind dork dance 3 and 4.>>559143132The autofill decks seem super fucking fun after the update, day 'n night difference to d1
>>559143126
boysex
>>559143253NOO STAY AWAY
Oh Digitan...
Did we seriously become the fastest general in /vg/ over umas doing a 1 second chocolate animation?How fucking content starved is this place
Why jp shits post their generic ugly literally who horses in here and not in their shit own general?
>>559143326
i just got raped
where's the botpocalypse.....
>Japanese servers for the global clientI hope there's a second earthquake tomorrow
>>559143291>>559143126>>559143032>>559142795>>559142713>>559142557>>559142382>>559142260>>559142129>>559142092>>>>/Umajp/
>>559143291
touching dotos butt
have they added new NPC umas?I'm seeing some names I don't recognizemaybe I'm going senile
>>559143426why do you think the server always takes so to verify commands and requests? 300+ ping does that to the smoothness for a game.
danchoui wont work today heh
>>559142915gonna spurt
>>559143370because they're insecure EOPs
>>559143448
>>559143132Post results once you're done.
>>559143541But I'm also playing umaJP and the 'connecting..' is done instantly
>>559143394true, sex with boys
>>559143627umako umanko
>>559143541Honestly it runs smoother than I would have expected.
>>559143624
I saw a random Manhattan Cafe event pop up. It made me tear up a bit. We're almost at our 3rd scenario already
>Japanese Oaks SpeHey that's illegal
HOT TAKETrainers shouldn't be raped
>>559143561SSSSSSSSSEX WITH FUJIcuddling with opera>>559143650 >>559143746EXACTLY! Bias on the devs side, treating global requests with low prio compared to JP clients. Think of it as a "First Class Ticket". Or the JP client/server/backend is simply better optimized, also the game using a far more recent unity version.>>559143668based
>>559143852spe forma de trans chud
>>559143826
>>559142259AlmondLovebwo...
>>559143793
>>559143954calstone based o
>>559143954
This mob uma is so cute
>>559144112why her head looks like she's gollum's daughter?
>>559144112
>>559144114they should update with imported nigumas
LE LONE WOLF
smart umas
>>559142259I don't think Sweepy's "proving" anything if his fancount is still that low. He was supposed to show how groundbreaking his new bot is but isn't the case.
>>559144291
>>559144297Wrong thread >>558922850 >>558922850
>>559144397bruh she's illiterate
>>559144409>he was SUPPOSED TO do this and thatfucking mongoloid making shit up that he sharted out of his ass again
>>559144409even at claimed capacity it's about 5x faster than original sweepy so will still be behind clubs with up to 30 original sweepy
i don't like my menhera trainee can i get a new one
>>559144409I don't think you understand what he is doing
Is it only a singular chocolate or is it multiple like JP
>>559144361>le super cool lone wolf>afraid of puddles
>>559144457bro go back to /v/ you belong there
>>559144397Pic unrelated
>>559144568once a day
>>559144445
>>559144409It means every club above him has botters in it 100%
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>559144568READ NIGGA REEEEEEEEEEEAD
>>559144409theres one guy in his club right? and hes outperforming the vast majority of the playerbase in full 30 person clubs? so his bot makes you at least 30x more efficient per member...?
WHAT'S THIS FEBUARY STAKES MISSIONDO I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER D*RT RUN FOR IT
>>559144586black umas are only for the american scenario so pointing to the right thread is correct
>>559144573You're not supposed to mention that....
all clubs have been infiltrated by our spies expect leaks within 24h
>>559144361Gold lone wolf when?
>>559144690bro go back to /v/ you belong there
>>559144713release ze playlist
>>559144639AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fast learner>Oguri SSR doesn't finish>Kitasan doesn't finish either>Sweep SSR agemasensfuck my nigger life
>>559144615
>>559144409>1 account at 110m/day is unable to compete with a 30 man club doing 1171m/dayIs it a per capita thing but for brown posters?
>>559144704>le super cool lone wolf>afraid of eating vegetables
>>559144573>>559144361>>559144724Bitch Lone Wolf is the best perk in the game and OP as fuckhttps://divinityoriginalsin2.wiki.fextralife.com/Lone+Wolf
she's sprinting to your house to kill you
>>559144746>stuck on a loopfucking retard kek
I'm being stalked
desu wa
>canopus loses literally every racei can't take this anymore
>>559144856>kekYou really need to go back
>>559144785
>>559144846please make it quick
>>559144846finally it's over
>>559144409It already has the highest recorded 1day fancount in Uma history, there's probably still room for improvements considering it's only been 2 days since the headless discovery.
>>559144859>marked
/v/ma is right it's much nicer there... you guys are mean for no reason...
>>559144846>widescreen>fancy camera effectshory shet the slopper is changing up his creatura game!
stop spamming this horrible art
>this is the lone wolf's rival
>>559144297>>559144586>>559144746retard
Post NTR's big juicy tits
>>559144846STOP MAKING WEIRD RACCOON CREATURE SLOP OF UMAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
trainee for this feel
>>559144970
>>559145000finding the threads unironically filter a lot of these smooth-brained troglodytes
Ohhhhh nooooooo
>>559145129>sort by post speedwhoa so hard. the issue is having to use fucking /v/ you pretentious brown
>>559144704Too bad Brian
>>559145128
>>559145063I liked Brian's story and she's cool as fuck and I like her but if you play properly it makes no sense.First HishiAma is your rival and she has a crush on Brian, then you beat her and HishiAma is out of the game, then Brian becomes cocky and challenges everyone and she beats everyone becoming a monster. Then HishiAma returns to say hi, but the actual final boss was Mayano? What the hell.But if you have a bad run and don't go hardmode, HishiAma is still there and Mayano makes more sense.
>>559145063Is there a problem?
>>559145195https://mensa.dk/iqtest/Take this test and I'll consider engaging with you
>>559145174-15 TP, -1 out of 5 borrows
>>559142247(me)Welp it looks like the game is aware that I cleared the mission, hopefully it will let me collect the rewards someday.>>559144668Its a secret.
>>559145174Oh YEAH
>>559145123triple late team
>>559145063Laurel is so forgettable no one cares about her rivalry with Brian lmao
>>559145120stop being such a FAT CUNT
How much longer until I can start Sexing the Pearl?
>>559145304
>>559145174Your fault
>DD DigitanEveryone's her oshi
>>559145553I want to drown McQueen and do mouth-to-mouth on her lifeless body.
>>559145479
>>559145437WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE
>you hear something>you turn around>you see thisWhat you do?
I love you
DIE SWEEPY
>>559145639
>>559145641d-d-dont worry about it....>>559145660>>559145251sex
>>559145639>Hands were on lap
9 days to get to a billion muns. Can it be done?
Where are my fookin wit rainbows
>>559145660I love Emilia
>>559145063maya is scary yo
>>559145568she looks like she reeks
>>559145807
which is better? No Stopping Me?or Lead the Charge? (Golden Forward March)
>>559145951lovedovebabamakin
>>559145639>>559145479palmer wouldn't do this
>>559145921
>>559146003lead the charge is brokenNSM only works in 1/50 races
>club has reached it's application limitowari da
>>559145981
>>559146050Well, she just did
>>559145961>Regularly goes out to oshi meet-and-greets and other otaku eventsI'd agree if she was a NEET but I'm certain that she showers more often than the average otaku. Maybe if she chose one of those weird oshi-style perfumes that didn't have a good scent it'd be more plausible.
>>559146003LtC is why Digitan is the best backliner for CM10
>>559145921*seduces you*
>>559145440summer i think
>>559144764>ze playlistI wonder if everyone wouldn't mind if the names of who sent each song were censored out. All it would serve under current conditions would probably be more sillyposts unfortunately
>>559146147
Heep'n Hoopers, like Huppy Heppy suggested
>>559143627I have no idea how to play this kind of deck lmao. Also using two cards with no initial friendship is A S S
>/v/ma and /uma/ racemixingthis is actually pretty comfy. I can shitpost even more often and nobody knows it's me because I effortlessly don and discard different personas to suit my whims.
>>559145921She could rape if you get too cocky
>>559146318>i wonder if people would mind if I was to censor their names so their dog shit taste in music wasnt exposedbruh who gives a fuck. here, have a random selection of my extensive "liked songs" list
bros this hurts
>>559146321gn
>finally won a room after 50 triesI'm ready for my first platinum
>>559146508what does teioposter?
>>559146380>anon thinks he's the joker from batman, or worse, the joker from persona 5
>>559146595the fact that Teio's special never triggers
>>559146595this season of umamusume
Almost Enough Power, like Tazuna suggested
>>559144884Desu Wife
fucking the desu wa
OH FUCK
>>559146489>just dox and call thread attention to an otherwise comfy and fun thing for no reasonyeah anon, I don't know who you are, I don't see your game name and club there in your pic so your "who gives a fuck" means nothing as you're not really exposing yourself.And while I may look up some of those songs to see what they sound like, adding something to the thread that people are "indifferent about at best" isn't exactly a good use of time and energy
bomb dubai, like sovereignty suggested
>>559146978>someone says "leak ze playlist">anon goes on an autistic rant over privacy while talking about FUCKING MUSICI blame mambochuds and brickers for this
>>559142179Pretty good chance you get FM to MLB off a single spark then you could use both selectors to get Creek to MLB, or just 1 for 3LB, then you're done with bothEven you hate it there's still Long CMs and long for your TT team
>>559146595My stomach I just got back from Golden Corral...
>>559147121mambronies have done nothing but enrich the culture of this general. leave us out of this.
>>559147179Did you see a lot of other Teio fans there?
is red shift decent for lates? I cant decide between red shit and uma stan
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>559142656Wow, do you guys agree with this?
>>559147459cooling down sweeps pussy
>>559147459amn't, am doing both at once
>>559146610people are so easy to predict, easy to manipulate... I just imagine my next choice of words as if it were an uma event. One option gives me energy, one option gives me a useful hint... all I need to do is choose, I already know the result...
>>559147459I'm sick and don't feel like living
>>559147459auto is doing my fan runs for me
Im tired hermanos and its only day 1 of half TP
>>559146952GL
I like that the /v/ janny only bans me on /v/ when I shitpost. Usually I get sitewide bans outside of /v/ but the /v/ janny is nice to me for some reason. Thank you /v/ janny
>>559147761this is so LAME AND CRINGE dont post 3d i ahTE THIS
>>559146073>shakur reading uma threads
>finished a chain in predebut>it was off deck
>>559147459I ran my 5 daily borrows (2 runs I gave up)
>uma says happy valentine>gives you a generic box that is a tp potdamn I thought it would be something more
>>559147712Hope xhe sees it, currenposter
>>559148058they don't do the unique gifts until next year
>>559147459Too busy squishing Chrono
I can't believe that Bricked really disbanded, I was only joking...
>>559148058>Year 1 umamusumes won't hand you a desert pizzaWhy live
>/v/ thread got nuked alreadythose /v/ermin live such a strange life... constantly hunted and living in fear. do you think that's what gives them their pitiful, simpering disposition? always seeking comfort like babies grasping for a breast?
>>559148058maybe our favorite Uma was the gift all along
I know no umapyoi is allowed, but where's my valentine's blowie?
>>559148375creek would say this
>>559147459im doing my latin study for the day before doing a fan run
alright fuck you golshi
>there are DIRT only skills yet not TURF only skillsCURIOUS
i can't believe team canopus joined the ira
>>559148259Squishing is basically smooching and that is prohibited!
>>559148375I never understood why /v/ jannies focus so much on horse girls.
Uma uma uma uma uma uma uma *does that dumb hand motion*
>>559148418I don't want my trainee's mouth anywhere near my penis, for safety reasons
>wipe that plate clean>slow metabolismit's mandatory
>>559148542https://youtu.be/RwC8Gd19-Ws
>>559141358Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you have nothing to worry about. Depending on the quality of the members we get, we might even hit A soon.Anyway if you're interested, then send a join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
>>559148542doto nyooo
>>559148662They had to have upped the rate recently. I've gotten the fatty condition once per run over the last 3 days.
>>559148616those are 10s in the philippines
>>559148551Get squished get squished get squished get squished
why is beginning of a new era basically manhattan cafe's game career transplanted onto pokeits even funnier because cafe herself does like nothing in the movie too lol
Why doesn't sweepydev just run Icarus from a server so it can stay up running 24/7
>>559148716manly shuki rush
>>559148732Same. Just got it twice in one run
Why is this place so obsessed with /v/ anyway? There's no /v/ in this cesspool of retards.
OH FUCK I HAVEN'T BUILD ANYONE FOR THE CM
i am basically FORCED to pull for Rickey because i have ZERO good dirt umas with shart falcon ducking me
>>559148854GOOD FOR YOU, I KEEP BUILDING AND FAILING TO GET RESULTS
>>559148770racism against black horses
>>559148854>mediocre smaru (decent skills, no pink spark)>mediocre late xoguri (gambling galore)>passable taiki with SI'm ready
I quit my dying club so if any clubs are still open 385452078721
>>559147459For once I am playing the game.Beating my dick to Chrono Genesis while doing my fan runs
>>559148950Get on my level, I have 0 S
>>559148704Convenient timing for me as I was just about to beg for a club to take me in. I ditched my old club that shat itself yesterday. I do at least one run per reset, usually some more on the weekends, maybe 15-20mil fans on average per month. 133529385708
Did Bricked actually disband?
>>559141358I want to touch a sleeping Mayano.
>>559148931No, I actually haven't build for shit I built a minecraft server for my nephews and got absorbed in it tooI guess I can use Oguri, Pasa and Urara?
>>559149067They recruits from discord
>>559143025
>>559148967I've borrowed your ass wonder before
>>559149040Your 15-20m monthly can get you inside an A+ club
what are these dirt stakes missions i don't see info on them ANYWHERE
>>559149180Her art is cute too!
>>559149209Secret
>>559149067Their danchou crashed and burned
>>559147459I'm out of TP, so I'm shitposting here and watching animango instead.
now post Flash' VA
Chocolate Rice.
>>559149040>maybe 15-20mil fans on average per month.You should be joining A+
>>559149340I mean she's cute I guess
hag slut
she's perfect
maruzlutty sitting on my face
If you think Eishin Flash's seiyuu is ugly, do not ever try to look for Daiwa's
>>559149537Auntie Maruzen is looking for some action!
>>559147517I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will breed herI will be happy
>>559149084AN OLD MANCURREN GET HIM
WHY THE FUCK IS THE TP COST HALVED I CAN'T DO 10 RUNS PER DAY DANCHODE DON'T KICK ME PLEASE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
>>559149160>>559149384Those usually have quotas, don't they? I think I'll be happier with a club that doesn't have one. Especially if there's no discord.
>hit bond lvl 12>it says MAXSo what happens now? Is this the part where we start fucking or??
UWAAAAA DIRT DAAAAAAHBY
>>559149721curren isn't into old men
Now activating.... TrainerRape.exe....He... He...
>>559149920sweepy wouldn't do this
Wait there is a uma mahjong club? Is it active? Can I join?
>>559149867>>559149867Old Men are in Curren.
>>559149635Asians age faster, that must be it.
I can't physically overpower an uma to rape them.But you bettter believe I can trick them into sex
I want to join the jongers, but I can’t
>>559150001>monthly tournaments where the top 2 get officer and quota allowancesThat would be kino
I want a Fuji Kiseki wife...
>>559150134>He thinks he has to TRICK an uma into sex
>>559150147they were recruiting for days better luck next month
>>559149838No you just fucking suffer as Cygames refuses to do anything more with them
>>559150235How else are they going to believe that a blowjob a day will help them run faster?
>>559150235fusu
>>559149838Why are you freaks so obsessed with fucking your underage trainees?
>>559150339How did you know...>>559150228Get in line
>>559150431Gentildonna's presence heralds the arrival of the fusu
>>559150395>underage>implying
>>559150334They know you're lying but would still suck you off because they like you that much
Why is raising Wit so difficult?
WILL WE GET THE QOL UPDATES AFTER THE MAINT TODAY OR AM I UMACOPING
>>559150339>>559150431what's with this creature thing
Is the fusu edible?
>>559150592wait when is maint i havent done any runs today yet
>>559150551>They know you're lyingI don't know, I think a few are dumb enough to believe it.>>559150554We can meme that umas aren't very smart but the actual reason is because there are currently very few WIT cards that are actually good at raising the WIT stat.
>>559150624do not eat the fusu. feed the fusu>>559150596it's cute
>>559150134bro you can't even trick regular women into sex
>>559150134You're not tricking anyone. She's been wanting your BHC for months and waiting for your stupid sperg brain to catch the hints and make a move.She hugs you every day, pressing her fat squishy funbags up against you. She chose a signature racewear that's basically a full lingerie setup to seduce you, but made it just cowgirl enough to pass inspection.
>>559150514How magical indeed>>559150596It's superior smugness.
>>559150554Mihono bourbon has a speed bonus and there's really no 'strong' wit cards that don't suck unfettered ass to use if you aren't a pace chaser or ready to spend your meme voucher/gamble on getting 1 SSR before sparking
>>5591506574 and a half (?) hours
they reset the daily sales for some reason
>>559150829
WHERE'S THE FREE PULLS CYGAYMES
>>559148561don't they nuke every /v/ general? Not just /v/ma?I remember Zelink threads would get nuked or raided by Ganon NTR spam until they got nuked too, because>no le general on /v/rule
>>559150592Did they announce any QoL? The big patch they did in Nov got announced the week before
>>559150912tomorrow
>>559150554FineMo is the only wit card in the game that's actually good at raising wit, the rest are SRs or poor training stats.Actually Nishino SSR has good wit training but she's a dead slot except for every 10 or so CMs
>>559151008Stego yumes are well fed
>>559149815Yes, Basashi is a good pick then. Been there for a long time because I don't want any pressure when I don't feel like playing either.
>>559150924It's an insanely brown board, walking corpse that browns use to farm twitter screencaps or to post softcore pornography.>"generals belong on veggies!!!!1"No idea if the wow threads are still allowed though
>>559150592umacoping
i think my uma put something on my drink... what shoul
>>559150001>>559150240>>559150207damn I've been focusing on finishing some classes to check the thread lately. If they end up getting any space I wanna swoop in so fast
>ACTUALLY giving is unpatched MANT as the anni presentt-thanks cygays
>>559151141B+ is the best
>>559151262Half anni patch was announced like 2 days before Unity dropped
so no MANT today right brosit's gonna be in 10 days right
>>559150554Try using Finemo instead of Curren. It wasn't exactly consistent, but I would get between 1100-1200 wit when Finemo decided she'd stay on wit with Tachyon, Sunday, and Daisca. This was for Capricorn CM prep though, but I was running 2spd/4wit with max power sparks.
ok I just did the Suzuka main story for the card and holy shit im actually crying. It's really amazing that dreams and aspirations can keep going in game for all these horses after being crushed in real lifeI used to love working out but my body is now really fucked up and I miss running so much and I cant really do it anymore, so it makes me happy seeing umas dreams continue. It gives me hope that I can push myself and try to get better and try things like workouts for injured and disabled people that i've found online
>>559151135There's like 4 different yume artists that post relatively often for some reason. There's also two who write fanfiction of FemaleTrainer/Stego, too.
>>559151141B+ is the coziest because it encompasses ranks 1001-3000. There's so much space to do whatever you want
>>559151361mid march
>>559151361it's probably right after the finals of cm10, so like 10 days or something.
You should play a Sega game today.
>>559151391did you feel like brian at some point after an injury realising you'll never get back to where it was before
Time to farm 2x rewards with El.
imagine if MANT dropped during finals
>>559151529
>>559151391i'm glad the japenis are using south american mares now. too many horses were victims of their retarded glass cannon breeding
>>559150554Curren can be a trap, she has good special priority but her actual wit training is shit. She's only good if you literally never rest and have other really strong wit cards like FM
>>559151391It's one of the better stories Uma Musume has done, I found it very moving for similar reasons that you did.I also loved how deep the levels of trust were between Suzuka and her toreina. How they effortlessly and completely rely on each other. A truly beautiful thing to behold. No wonder she looks at him like this
>>559151529i still need to get around to playing sakura wars 2
>>559151580>imagine>he doesn't know
>>559151580I would've had 3 UGs going up against S shitters
>>559151391the VILLAINOUS mr doto would never say this
>>559151597I don't understand why Japan loves Daigo so much, and I say that as someone that's NOT a Daigo hater
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>559151727>DaigoLETS GO JUSTIN
wow
>>559151530yeah, it makes me extra sad because I love to push myself and recently I did a little bit intensive workout with friends and it was so much fun but afterwards my feet hurt a lot, and the neuropathy felt a lot worseOne of the things I loved about working out was feeling the burn and I always felt like the more painful the workout was, the better it was but now it's kind of scary because it can actually make things worse
>>559151738>doing parents before MANTwhat are you doing nigga
>>559151727yaoi lovers
>fast learner>no pinksGo fuck yourself
>>559151907I think it's more that they really like his VA and the performance he gives.
>>559151901it'll be weeks before you start getting good MANT parents, might as well make some grandparents in the meantime
>>559151982Can't blame them there.>>559151727Fact aside that yaoi tards might like him, him and the special (call) attack fit this scene really well.
I wouldn't mind joining a b plus club if it was active as much as other higher clubs
>left is better than right only very slightly just because of Mile and Dirt SBummer, but I wonder if it's still better to run the one on the right in case there's a flood of speed eater.
>>559151813What scenario gets you the fan greeting animation, and also what's the earliest scenario with different training animations?inb4 grand live
>>559152158Maruzen is so slutty when she touches her fans in her bikini
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Unbricked) (formerly Bricked) is currently recruiting two (2) members! >comfy A+>20 mil monthly quota>do not flatline ( do tell if you do)Reply with your trainer ID or add /uma/ to your profile to let us know that it's (you) that we're looking for the upcoming Brickblazer scenario.
>>559152250THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT but yeah I agree
>>559152319WHO TRAINED THIS UMA
Would you trust your oshi to pocket medic you in tf2?
>>559152336A bot obviously
>>559152336I did
>>559152319juvenile fillies HARD
>>559150395What's wrong with that?
>>559152380I trust that, since she's good at rail shooters she'll be decent at TF2.
Brian I don't think you should be squaring up with ducks
crazy highroll run got turned into an average run after getting hit by double mood down post summer, sadge
>>559152614huh!?
>>559152614She heard ducks are master rapists and as an uma she couldn't let that slide
Highest rank pasa I've ever made. That speed is killing me... Think she can make it bros?
>>559152950umamusumaybe
>>559152312>28/30>rank 389I thought you were dead...?
>>559152950I've never managed to make an S-rank uma
you guys are fucking retarded
>>559152950If she had medium S and long T then her distance affinities would spell FAST
>>559153056FUCK YOU
I feel my hands dirty even after washing them twice I cant stand it
>>559153007hehe
>>559153056gold city wouldn't say this
>>559153056How did you know my little nickname for her when we're alone?
>>559152950she is really good if you're entering WWEotherwise her wit makes it hard to catch up to front heavy lobbies. just bee urself. i think shes fine.
>>559148770I don't know. It's weirder because cafe's career was in the game in JP before the movie came out. So they literally just plagiarized it from their game but made pokke the main character? Idk maybe it was pokke's story to begin with and cafe is the one they adapted it for.
>>559152950Speed isn't a problem. It's Wit that's too low to let you overtake Fronts in the mid-race
>>559152869She became the ALPHA after asserting her dominance
>draw>win>loseThis is a mile S run with great stats, I guess I'll just cope with nimble navigator
I think I want to rape Special Week
>>559153114You should probably get that checked...
>>559153108abdidudes don werk leik datda besd u ken do is FASD
>>559153114https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obsessive-compulsive-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20354432
>>559151841What happened to you anon...?
>>559152385My bot uma don't look like this...
>>559153291Why do you need wit to overtake fronts?
Finally, something worth using
>>559153305>strong female gets the tables turned on her by group of smaller weaker male ducks who expose their corkscrew peepeesyou can't beat it
>wow, those oguris aren't too bad>take a closer look at her skills>neither fucker finished NN's chain
>>559153442My cope is that everything around me is dirty and it needs to be cleaned up
Why am I the only one that suffers?
is midrace gambling or laterace gambling (with a small breather) better for oguri?
>>559150554There's a reason majority of the sane people here are shilling the FineMo card and ENCOURAGING dacchis to roll for the rerun. But>NOOOOOOOO STOP GASLIGHTING Retards lack the brainpower to understand how that card works.
>>559153927My run just died at Hopeful Stakes because of my own greed so you're not the only one suffering today.
>>559154062Midrace gambling if you have late-race insurance.
>>559153927>maya fagcuz u obnoxious BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>The three daily shops DID refreshkek
