Previous: >>559197258>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo
they'll call me a whale for this
>teio thread
Rebricked is looking for two (2) members.> comfy A+ club >20 mill quota >don't flatline (tell if you have to or else)Reply with your trainer ID or have /uma/ in your profile to let us know that it's (you) that we're looking for.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mejiro Bright thread
She’s almost here…!
Teio teio teio!
>>559216410Mejiro Zoomer
DAIWA SCARLET I TRAINED YOU SO GOOD RAPE ME NOW PLEASE
>>559216287Fuck off
Rickey!
>>559215313>you're gonna reach 800 wit and thats about it buddyNext you'll say 1100 isnt a ""threshhold"" though
how do you know what races give which green skills? Is that only for G1s or do any races give you a chance for a green skill?
>>559216410
>>559216519Capricorn cup is over bwo...
my cute danchou that always spread positivity and kindness in our club chat just rebranded the club type to "Going For Gold" and kicked me. i feel heartbroken...
>>559216543Mystery uma
>>559216252>MLB Power PasaTHAR SHE BLOWS
>>559216601>posting the 1/100 highrollpleasejust fucking do itjust try ityoure not gonna learn until you try it
>>559216476Mejiro Mejiro mejiro
this thread will be HOEH
oreng
I'm fucking hyped
>>559216613https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>>559216613Gametora > Database > G1 sparks
DO I PULL FOR FINEMO OR NO AGGHHHH
https://jiggie.fun/CiQ8hqJIGGIE
>>559216801think for yourself
>>559216732are you retarded? finemo is a highroll card
>>559216801Nyo
>>559216801nyes
>>559216252>no mlb boobsYou’re bricked bro
>>559216732Ayabe rape
>>559216801Are you okay with rolling 3 kawakami princess and 0 of her outside of the spark?If you are, yes, roll. It's that simple.
>>559216801do you have 20 dollars, 30k carats, 1 rainbow crystal? and are you ok with a 20% chance of not getting MLB?
>>559216753oranje
Digitan LOVE
>>559216436Whoops I meant to quote you, have another Kita-chan
DO I PULL MY DICK OR NO AGGHHHH
>>559216925Kawakami + NTR borrow is unironically not the worst choice for MANT
>>559216882>>559216912one always lies, the other always tells the truth
>>559216410redpill me on this uma
Omnomnom
>>559216732>"high roll" argument>when defending fine motion, the patron saint of high rolling
>>559216958nice oranjes
>>559217027>you know, kawakami is not that badbruh hasn't even bricked himself yet and he's already coping
>>559216962One can never have too many.
>>559217116high rolling wit card >>>>>>>>> high rolling guts
>>559216949I do yesI also have her at 0 LB already
>Danchou just told us to start using sweepy
surely fine motion will unbrick my account...
Mambo!
>>559217151nta but Kawakami also have 10% RB so he's not that wrong
>suddenly FN is the high roll card and not fukushit cardLmao
I'm surprised there are not that many spies leaking discord screenshots
>>559217214you know who also has 10% RB?Stinko Windy
>>559217116>>559216850ok you're actually fucking retardedone "high roll" card that needs maybe 2-3 runs to go crazy is NOT the same as a fucking literal 1/100 god run with the worst deck composition in the entire gameyou people cannot be fucking helped
>>559206390SHUT SHUT SHUT IT YOU LITTLE CRETTIN I'LL STRANGLE YA
I feel like there should be at least one guaranteed red and blue spark per inspirationBecause it makes no sense that after all those hours wasted, all those hundreds of parent runs, there's a more likely than not chance of the sparks you worked hard for not even triggering during inspiration
I got Natie to MLB from LB0 on a singular spark. I'll do it again with Finemo. I'll just be that lucky.
Any uma who wants to shove vegetables into Biran, first needs to beat her in a race.If you can't even do that, it means your diet is shit
>>559217281I'd honestly go for Helios if SR card. Power weighs more than speed early races
>>559217272What do you want me to leak?
>>559216801Nymaybe
>>559217214>he's not that wrong
>>559216080Relatable to who, the day 1 metafaggot subset of players that you decided on? You should look up the support cards of players you'll be matching on the first round of CM, just for fun.>>559216398You're the exact same kind of retard who now posts the lower extreme of relatable. If you want to prove your point do a run with Kitasan and SRs. VF should've swallowed his little SEA ego, taken the criticism and redone his guide with a lower card threshold instead of having his feeling hurts and posting an uma he didn't even make
>>559217251fuku is the lowroll bricked run predebut card
>>559217272/uma/club had their discord leaked yesterday
My dick wants both Dia and Kita but I don’t have enough carats ahhhhh
Leaking our danchud going crazy
>>559217372You know who gives free speed and power early?5RB girl.
>>559217457what the fuck is tsotc
>>559217189well if you already have her 0lb, all you need to do is spark her and dump your 2 tickets and rainbow crystal.hopefully you do get an extra copy so you can save that rainbow crystal, having 2 rainbow crystals for agnes speed is whale tier
>>559217374something amusing
>>559217370I am the trainer in charge and I say: eat up
>win Sagittarius cup>immediately hospitalizedJust got out, what did I miss?
>>559217409anon you don't even need to follow the conversation chain and just look at "RB" >>559217467anooooon we're talking about RB. I'll rape Jodan for that
Isn't Kawakami Princess one of the best TT cards because Center Stage is a super cheap gold skill
>>559217370EZ
>>559217501To Suck or to cuck
>>559217467This broad is SO dumb.
>>559217528My club cord is boring...
>>559217457>TSotCbwo thinks next scenario is a danmaku just because the anni girl is an armpit matsuri girl only missing her ZUN hat
>>559217661>kita is a secret 2huOk I'll pull for her
>>559217507alright i WILL pull for Finemo and If I don't get a single copy I WILL kill myself!
>>559217457>all this crap for A+
>>559217574Yes but only in your deck.TT Umas will be borrowing Riko Kashimoto for Rushing Gale since it procs on every distance
>5 runs>12 dirt sparks>double circles>not a single dirt sparkI'm done
>>559216801I don't knyow
Yo
What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you see Super Creek?
>>559217725bwo don't do it... I got a single kita in 400 pulls and 5 condors...
>>559217409It's actually crazy to see a premium card that's that shitty
>>559216801I dnyon't knyow
>>559217272I can't just post the danchussy here
saw a social media post from a Korean saying they had a dream that stay gold was going to fuck them with a strap on "to see how it was for her other self"I lost the post but I figured I should share
>>559217793Boobs. She is literally boobs
Turbo Tuesday TDerby ... 1 hour from now
>>559217793nakadashipaizruirough bareback sexthat ass
>>559217793fat tits
>got the pinks I needed>rainbow RNG so bad the run ends with under 1000 speedcontemplating violence rn
>>559217802Did you never see Bamboo stats?
>>559217793mommy... I want milkies
>>559217907Sex with Twin Turbo
>>559217457>TSotCstop doing thishow do you even pronounce "TSotC"?
Mutating VBourbon is not working... You need at least 500 stamina to place top 3 in Tenno Sho with B long
Two threads of this argument now and I still have no idea why this is supposedly such a brick
>>559217951you run 3 speed if you need 2 or more insposit is known
>>559217983MANT
>>559217554This*unzips dick*Hope you're alright umadacchi. They opened up the anni shop / aquarius registration / and added valentine gibs
>>559216613In addition to the spark skill hint list, any G1 can just randomly give you any skill hint at a very small percentage and the table and odds is not researched anywhere afaik.
>>559217457TSotC honestly sounds like a new Touhou title
I'm gonna pull on finemo then sell my account. If nobody buys it I'll give it to the sweepydev
>>559217767I have had this shit luck for a full week. Suddenly unable to get S mile, dirt A or both and barely reach above 13k and I am doing the same shit I did for previous CM's were 14.5k was the lowest.
Should I be saving for this as a late coper main?
>>559217907tahbo handholding
>>559217793I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>559217554You missed sprintKINO
>>559218076It's not worth the effort anyway, she's one of the most popular fronts in rooms but isn't getting results for people due to the difficulty of making a truly good one on dirt.
>>559218079I had 3 speedthat's how fucking bad the RNG was
>>559217209>>559217206fuck off
>>559218078
If you had to make an XOguri for dirt CM, do you make her Late or Pace? Front is not an option because I say so
>>559218343Nyo...
odds buy the last star piece with a statueevends make her wait until she spooks me on the daily shop0 sell all her star pieces for clovers so she doesn't dare look at me like that again
>>559217554please be my 1-letter /uma/ dachi. i miss you
>>559218343Don't say that...
>>559218319>need 2 dirt procs to be put at the same starting level as the others>need to meet stamina career requirementsYeah, I'll go back to gambling on groundwork sparks with SMaru...
i need a retard proof guide to win this cmplease>parents>umas>skills>cards>s mile and s dirt a must?
cryer
personally i pick support cards for the skill hints and gold skills
>>559218343qwo....
>>559218429So close.Now my account is bricked with a 5 star ugly boy.
>>559218479>>559218402you will never be funnyor enjoyable
>>559218362>not pictured: the turns finemo isnt on said wit tile
>>559218523https://youtu.be/kaRlYD-LH48
>>559218523
>>559217457
How do i search for S Dirt on https://uma-global.pure-db.com ?
>>559218362>>559218078Better questionWhy is finemo being shilled so hard NOW when we literally just finished "wit cards: the mode" where she wasnt needed at all?
>>559218680they're still good because of 15 TE :D
>>559218674nyo...
>>559218680If your training isn't +40 stats you aren't skipping that G2 little gay man
>>559218523Uma?Oguri Cap. Late.Cards? Oguri Cap deck # 2, borrow NN wit.Skills? Doesn't matter, get OYL tho. Pulse will win.Parents? Autoselect.The other 2 umas? Urara and Pasa who cares.
>>559218523>11:13:34>>559218689>11:15:18
Sooo, what was in the patch?
>>559218674Syay it aynt syooo
>>559217793having an accident for the first time after months of her nefarious de-training ploys and the sinking feeling in my stomach that i actually can't escape her now
>>559218823S dirt on parents doesn't matter, only whether they have a dirt aptitude spark. Use the red spark filter to find parents with lots of dirt if you want to raise your uma's dirt aptitude. Also check out https://chronogenesis.net/ or https://uma.moe/database if you prefer their parent searching UI, few people still use pure db.
>>559218939did that except nnshe sucks and no dirt salso i got all skils for late but she has pace S lmao fuck this game
>>559219145My rice wears this and acts like this
>>559219153this oguri will get plat and your carefully crafted uma that took weeks to highroll won'tthink about that anons
>>559219080uma.moe's search features blow the fuck out of the other two desu des
>>559218674yes i will...
>>559218362Now post finemo+NN
>>559219080reeeeeeally? i dont need dirt in parwnts just the spark?? wtf? also how there is almost no uma with 2x9* skills?do i focus on 2x 7*?
>>559217907Huffing Tahbo's bodysuit after she gasses out from low stamina
>met /uma/ bwo on lobbyNice honses
Am I the only one who would rape Sakura Chiyono O?
>>559218831because sloptuber said so
Is it just me or does anyone had this notification bug for special mission?
>>559219321
>>559219253you think this oguri is good? really?
post your current emotion
>CryerThey're called supiki.
Satono diamond is pretty and has big boobs, is she for (you) or no?
>>559219472Oguri is a stat stick uma. If she has the stats the rest don't matter.For any other uma, those skills would be glue.
Left is a length slower than right in the gaslatorI thought End closers are supposed to be better
>>559219512
what da sweepygeddon doin?
xoguri gods... where we at...
>>559219472i dont think it matters
I like cryer
>>559216768>>559216780>>559218132Thanks friends, im building my first runner and im able to now get decent stats but hunting down green skills is very difficult, im hoping I can get some from races now
>>559219737Backshots
>>559219791why do you have so few skills?
It's umaover.
A-am I safe pls say yes
>>559219512Too lazy to do fan runs so I'm racing on lobbies
>Oguri unique>Late race velocity if you are not winning>Good>Vodka unique>Late race velocity if you are not winning>Bad
I won.
55557354
>>559218523>umasTaiki, Pasa, Oguri>parentsPasa+seiun for frontAlt creek + pasa/mcqueen for paceRyan + for late/endAs many stars towards power as you can get>skillsTrack and style related, nobody cares about anything else really, just get the fucking sprut for ends and groundwork for fronts>cardsKita, Fuku, Urara, Yeppers, Mambo, Rico>b-but muh witFUCK THEM WIGGERS, become a GUTS believer now, 450 is enough.>s mile and dirt a must?There are like 2 umas in f2p roster that can even run this shit, what do you think?
>>559219813wuv u
cheval grand means beeg horse
>>559218831because she has a banner now? are you really that dumb?
*contemplating*
>>559220180>>umas>Taiki, Pasa, Oguri>>parents>Pasa+seiun for frontwhat uma are you sending front?
is she good for aquarius cm?corner recovery is there cause i had nothing else to buy
>>559219253trust me i know.
>>5592202950 stats urara.
>>559220248I agree
Mutated Fine Motion spotted
>>559220298seems fine. ive heard haru is better as End but late is easier to build so i dont blame you.
>>559220298one giant "if"
>>559220298>4 accels, two of which are goldcalm down little bro
>>559219512it's too early
I love my adult high schooler wife
>>559220418>Fine Tranny>mutatedno need to repeat yourself
Remember guys, you aren’t breaking the rules if your trainee decides to rape you.
I lost.
>>559220298Decks? I can't train my Urara to A+
>>559214661>but I'm the pxielfag who you keep replying to hereIn that case... How mom?>I love my wifeExcuse me, but that is MY punny wife!
>>559220483I agree
>>559220460seriru said lates need 4 accels...
>>559220298looks good, if she can proc redshift then she already won*
>>559220565here you go, i'm using speed sparks btw
>>559220170VFfags...
>>559219992Vodka's gives 0.35 speed, Oguri's gives 0.45 speed
Every day I read the news I wonder how can right-wings be so evil and stupid
>>559220483Nah, university 1st semester(60+ years old)
>>559220750>right wingsT B Q H I prefer KFC right wings over left wings
>>559220750war with iran will help us afford groceries for sure
FACT: global lost its soul the moment people stopped requesting Bakushin's song on the jukebox 24/7
Hi, Danchou here. (You) may ask your questions.
>>559220820why would you prefer KFC over literally any other chicken
>>559220697AIEEEE THEY ARE AMONG US
>>559220298Looks like a winner desu also really feel like FF would be nicer for lates this mile
I asked @umagrok to run the numbers and our umawives would need over 2500 Calories a day just to SURVIVEDuring training they'll ramp up to FIFTEEN THOUSAND CALORIES PER DAYFOOD COST UPWARDS OF HALF A CENT PER CALORIE THAT'S $75 A DAY TO FEED THEM DURING TRAINING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559220697soulless witness to legendfags...
>>559220863They removed jukebox from dailies
>>559220880I paid the $5 to be kept on the higher tier of members but I didn't get the DM with the latest feet pics from you, Danchud
>>559220579She's doing well, I'm omw back to Japan so I have plans to attend a few G2's while I'm there. Probably won't get tickets to an April G1 this time but I'll try.
>>559220797i wonder if her stockings still smell "first rate" after she's done running...
>>559219881late surgers dont have that many skills
>>559220697what club is he in?
>>559220684Cool, thank so much
>>559220920>90% of the thread is f2p>They are saving money for food for their wives
>>559221130see my ogurishe does
>>559220697What if I add @/uma/ to my username?
>>559221145Rebricked
>>559221104But what's your question?
>>559221130whatlates have a zillion skills, i can literally spend 100% of my SP on late surger golds and still have some skills left over
>>559220920Would anyway
>>559220920What's the conversion rate between dollars and monies?
>>559220880Will you be upping the quota in mant? Every run will be a fan run
where's the meekposter
>>559220180>spurt for endswhich skill?and i cant find a dirt seiyun to borrow
>>559221204/uma/ club members will round you up and kick your butt like in that Hell' Satans episode from The Simpsons
>>559221331gone, hopefully
If you get kicked from a club do you still have to wait 24 hours?
>>559218287Been wondering about that as well.Most advice I've seen is to skip Jungle Pokket because she's too close to Pasa, but haven't seen much talk about Flash who is ~6 months earlier and looks pretty good
>>559221386nyo
>>559221386no
how do I build parents?
>>559221386>>559221419>>559221440danchou please kick me thanks
>>559221485grab trainee and make a new one
>>559221332Straightway spurt
Mar-chan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>559221414>no race bonus>stirctly worse than Pasa in statsshe looks completely whatever, though I admit her SR skills have always been nice
>>559216801nygga
>>559221510type in the club chat so i know which one to kickt. danchou
>>559221590Do NOT lewd the Maru-chan
>>559221570inhabe straightaway adept.how to get spurt? card?
>I typed in the club chat to mess with >>559221656>actually kicked
Gonna MLB Kawakami and replace my MLB SSR Wit Natie with it.
>>559221126>She's doing wellGlad to hear! Mommy boys gotta support each other :^)>I'm omw back to JapanFigured as much. Good luck on the ticket hunt and enjoy the flight, hopefully I see your usual posts and clip uploads!
>>559221775bwo what is your native language...
>>559220750There's no group of people more buckbroken than Great Satan right wingers. Orange man could take a shit on a plate and they would gobble it up because the people they don't like say it's disgusting. They don't hold any values, they have zero backbone whatsoever, and they have no actual beliefs since they would bend over backwards to defend and justify whatever retarded thing the sentient cheeto does. From the retarded tariffs to currently sending zogbots to die for israel, literally.Umamoosoomay
>>559221690>do not lewd the literal sex incarnatemost sane /uma/ poster
>>559221775You should usually have these skills in inherits, but I think golshi(any) card has it
how is this as parent?is 2x6* enough?
>>559221873That is NOT how a princess should behave!
>>559221324I do around 20 races in my non-fan runs anyway, so no, not really
>inspiration event>boxes start scrolling across the screen at a slow paceit's over. not getting pinks. not getting whites. less than 100 combined stats.
>>559221991Why are you still making aces, CM is in 2 days
>>559221485play the game. dont think about it. game is so much more fun and sustainable that way. if you really want to try parent building - pick parent cards that give lots of hints. A lot of the free event cards are halfway decent parent cards. Meisho Doto, Tosen Jordan, Narita Brian, all give good hint amounts. Others are the Speed Mayano, Power Yaeno Muteki, etc. Just check what you have and see if they have many skills and have high hint frequency/amount. Otherwise, try to get 600 in every stat, or 1100 in the stat you want to 3 star and 600 in another. Speed/Power are the only ones you can really manage to do this with. I like shooting for 1100 - 600 - 600 - X - X. Guts/Wits dont matter too much for my goals.
>>559221690ok
>>559221930doto wouldn't say this but you're right
>>559221930I agree with you doto chan but you cant say that on this website everyone here is a great satan right winger
>>559221887zimbabwe uh uhnigger i cant type on ipad chill the fuck out and tell me about spurt >>559221987isnt golshi trash?
>>559222152
>>559221930Doto your friend Shakur might hear that, and you know what's our Shakur in here is
>>559222170>ipad nigger>EVERYTHING is lowercaselmao
>>559222141haha lmao we found out recently that like half the people who are great satan right wingers aren't even actually american and are from turd worlds larping as racist americans
>>559220750>right-wingsThat alone says you're retarded. I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.Watch the Epstein's interview video btw, that guy knew the truth of the world.
>>559222071but 1100 points dont guarentee a 3 star
>>559222170Doesn’t really matter when you’re making a parent, you only need skill hints and hitting 600-600-600 statline is easy af. If you don’t want to make a parent I guess you can swap fuku for golshi, guts cards will carry you anyway
>>559222330>Based and smart Tosen posterRare W
>>559220750chiyono WOULD be a libtard
>>559222350soon...
>chiyo avatarfag starts ranting about ring wingies out of nowhereFatherless behavior
>>559221930so this is why doto keeps trying to kill shakur...
>>559222170>zimbabweBased black bro. I'm not black but bro regardless.Irrigation truly is the future.Spurt is a skill for end closers, absolutely necessary.
>>559222046and?
>>559222450>Bullied by her mother in her own career>FatherlessWell yeah
>>559222309ok but unironically why do they do this? it mystifies me that this actually happens on such a large scale.
meidos this is not umamusume related discussion
>>559222551Sex
Do you really think anyone supports you anymore besides third world retards who like to larp as Whites?
>>559222516>>559222290i was meming if you could not tell…wit bros..
Which /uma/ discord club should I join?
>>559222703they're memeing too, we all know you're some perfidious finn
>>559222665I only trust and support myself, kill most others in this thread.
>>559222587It's so easy to destabilize Americans that anyone with the slightest bit of animosity toward the USA can and will do it
I am utterly clueless about politics other than Hitlel's
Reddit hates us now
This is the run baby
the offtopic rule ONLY applies if you disagree with them
>>559222605Well, it depends on the person but even though keiba posting, or irl horse posting while not umamusume related discussion, it can stay. Or at least it's tolerated.>>559222703You get spurt from the Sweepy SSR card. Or the Shakur card if you're retarded. And the Hishi Amazon SR card but it's hard to get it from her.
>7 ace runs in a row>all of them low rolled
>>559222824>That post>That [sound]Perfect>>559222897This except 200% unironically. Off topic posting, or as I call it "fun-posting" has always been A-OK, but only if mods agree with your view.Hence why /v/ is full of ERPing gooner AI slop spamming e-celeb faggots.
400 stamtams and 1 gold is enough to survive the mile, right?
>>559222894>xoguri>gets the acupuncturist>doesnt pick 2 free restoration skills
>>559223080For late/end? Sure
Operating systems will be required to have age verification in Umafornia btw. Umanons training there you have been warned.
>>559221930>>559222115So the sandniggers acting like white liberals were dotoposters and chiyoposters all alongMakes way too much sense>>559222824>he's officially kosher nowAll according to plan>>559222852That's a sign you're doing something right>>559222897>>559223046You thought the phrase "tranny janny" was baseless? Gratuitous slander?It's not an insult, just a mere description
>>559223169Thank you, Uma Dankula, very cool!
>>559222852good
>>559221880>Momma's boys gotta support each otherYeah that's why I'm gonna make Luna a momma
literally no parent has spurtis it even real?
>>559223212vodka is so cute and cool
>>559223212making boy uma blush by calling them cute and pretty
>>559223143Were you planning on failing your Oguri run if you didn't get the event?
>>559223272The ones that do are already taken lil bro
Who neglected his dirt TT teams?
>>559223272Bro???
>>559222759uhhhh i always thought she was ugly but i kinda like here here…. wtf
Ace runs this fan runs that I don't fucking care nigger I just love running my wife over and over and over
>>559223169LFSbros...
>>559223272i found a ryan parent with 5 dirt and 2 mile and spurt in her lineage. thats the best you can do sometimes.
>>559223272You better borrow a good spurt grandpa for the longslop MANT cm
>IS THERE A DISCORD TO SHARE ISSUES WITH>Asked the third worlder, ON FUCKING GITHUB, IN THE "REPORT ISSUES" TABI hate people these days so fucking much. Systems are in place, fucking use them or kill yourself.
>>559223408how add representive 3 dirt to that and pasa parent
Why is suzuka suddenly surviving with 600 stam?
>>559223520i think i've borrowed this same luna
>>559223272Bro, your long ace umas?
>>559223603High wit + that much is a gaslight
I admire her vegas if you catch my drift.
>>559223471I also love running your wife over and over
>>559223575>dial8>closed as completed
IT FINALLY UPDATEDEDEN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY>the raped male leavesLOOKS LIKE THEY COULDN'T LAST FOR EVERTHEY GASSED OUT HAHAHAHAICARUS OUTPERFORMED THE TOP TWO COMBINEDLAST MONTH'S? "b" AT 40M/DAYGOD I FUCKING HATE NUMBERNIGGERY BUT I HATE INDO BOTTERS EVEN MORE
>>559223272they're called veterans
>>559223378No, just picking charming + 20 energy is kinda retarded when you can cover half of your ult requirements for free. Thats almost 300 skill points, equivalent of extra 4 G1 wins. Charming gives you like 2-3 extra rainbow trainings on lvl1 facilities if you’re lucky
I want to shower her with my rice if you catch my drift.
>>559223603If the Suzuka videos showed 600 stamina, everyone would run them (and kill each other lol). It was all a giant gaslight so that the elite could get away with 600 stamina ooniges
>>559223782why did the stop icarus
>>559223734only adept no spurt
>>559223575>look into profile>vibe coderIt's all so tiresome
>>559223890He probably got bored and realized Cygames wont do shit about botters
HELLOOOOO EVERYONE!!!Can i offer you a TWIN TURBO TUESDAY DERBY in these trying times?Today's races consist of FIVE Turbotastic races across all categories for everyone to race in!All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:>Sprint61971763>Mile85753206>Medium62892344>Long72073624>Dirt Mile27990393First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
I love Taiki. Beautiful, cute, sexy, adorable, smart, innocent. She's all of these and more.
>>559223835i kneel
>autistic yelling in capsdont care bot fuck
>>559223835what is [ECL]? I borrow some cards/umas from these guys
>>559223272Just use SSR Sweepy. The odds are about the same anyways.
Which uma has the sexiest moans? I bet it’s Kita
>>559222428you literally twist yourself into a pretzel to defend every right the orange man wants to keep taking from you, the average trumptard cannot even name a single thing he has done which was beneficial for them, but we're the tards? lol, keep sucking that jewish dick you actual fucking retarded mark
>>559220750Everything negative that has ever been said about the right has been proven right at least a million times over, there is genuinely zero economic and social value in right wing ideologies. You can directly trace most of societies problems to right wing ideology. I'm not evem a lefty but it's genuinely insane how much they've proven they're completely obsolete caveman beliefs that benefit absolutely no one.Uma musume pretty derby
>>559223998edenkeks stay strong and winning...
>have Tamamo with innate spurt>have Potential with innate encroaching Yeah, next longslop will be go smooth
Sex with Verxina
>>559223890>why did the stop icarusSee >>559213383. Got bored, simple as, went back to developing sweepy.>>559223978Vibe coding is no better than my "script kiddie" type shit, trying to edit LUA scripts to my own uses and preferences, while having zero clue what the fuck most of the code does or even means as I'm no coder. Taking that trash serious in any fashion is hilarious.
TP hit cap, it's joeverI'm flatlining
>>559223859They come learned? I didn't know that, but straightaway recovery is going to fuck up your plans of using it as an acceleration 3 out of 4 times
>>559224198 (me)>will go smoothfix
>>559222346it doesnt, but it gives you the highest odds of getting one.
>>559223998>>559224245>got boredBut... it was a bot doing the work?
>>559224106rumao eurocuck thinks polishits is about economy in 21st
where is the free pullWHERE IS IT
>>559223835There's no difference between bots, retard. All bots are bots.
is this good for v. bourbon?
noooooospurtstanend 3just give me that why is this so hard for you
>>559224002HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING WE ARE SO BACK
>>559224390and he got bored of showing EDEN fags off and working on the program, so he went back to sweepyYOU WONT GET THE AUTOMATED TOOL ANON
I want her so bad
>>559224412in 2 hours
>>559221261DigiCUTE!
>>559224454>no nimbleBrick anyways
>>559224472I hope the guy who makes these is doing well
>>559220827Iranians have 6 million years worth of groceries hidden from us, trust the plan
>>559224474Nigga the fuck you mean he got bored it literally runs in the background
>>559224490MANY are saying this
>>559224453Id say do 3 speed, otherwise sure. Your choice what you replace.
>>559224043even if she is 3/4?
>>559224602I want her sexually, not as a trainee
dirt umas
>>559224592you still wont get the code to the full tool beggar
tahbo tuesday...
>>559224245>he got paid by edenwhales and sold them the key to endless domnancebrowns really be like that
>>559224612I don't know. I borrow an MLB.
>>559224395Mindbroken culture warrior has already given up on improving his material conditions.
>>559224578He just posted this an hour ago I think he's fine
>>559224736>if I make insane shit up that sounds true it must be true!literal openAI plant he cares not
>>559224002>fun races are backLET'S GO
>>559224106Source?
kingu love
>>559224705Why the hell would I want the code? What the fuck are you even spazzing out about?
Trainers are virtually useless, while the umas do all the work.Get rid of trainers and just let them run, like they feel it.
>>559224902umamusume.com
>>559224739you….borrow…an sr card….?
>>559220156Why did they make a tweet about this and why does it have so many views?
Give me RP ideas for me and my umawife
>>559224592crazy thought butwhat if heand hear me outwhat if hewhat if he wanted to play the game
>>559224090Makween.
>>559225084If he wanted to play the game then he wouldn't be involved with any kind of botting.
Next thread will be better
our fuarking heroes...
>>559225015>Just use SSR Sweepy.>you….borrow…an sr card….?
>>559225015The sweepy that gives spurt is SSR retardchama
>junior year>NN is at 2/3>classical year summer>look up your OYL>it's not thereIS THIS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME? SHE DOESN'T FINISH HER EVENT?
>>559223890he ran out of carats
NGL Rudolf is kinda baddie, she started growing on me
>>559225198It wont matter now, since I go to sleep at this moment.
>>559225049Just like how the toreina that makes umamusume the old fashioned way got viral, no one knows the mind of a normalfaggot
Big fat swollen pulsing sweaty soaking wet umanko
>>559224902NTA but literally look outside bwo, why do you think the biggest third world authoritarian shitholes are universally conservative cultures.
>>559225357Not all of us can look outside the window and see a third world authoritarian conservative shithole, anon.
>lost ura finale because I forgot to buy skills on a fast learner parent run >ran too many mile races on b aptitude so she can't wolf winaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiieee
I will not admire vega until her Christmas outfit
>>559225357Greater Israel is about to become a world power through right wing rule
>>559225015>can't follow a simple chain>itoddlerkinguCHADS do not claim this one
>>559225417if you live in america you are literally living in one right now
>>559225049dexerto is basically like if your most retarded coworker decided he was going to start presenting his xitter feed to you as if it was news
>>559225356THATS WHAT MY FACE IS FOR
>>559225478why would I live in America
>>55922400210 minutes till we begin Turbo Tuesday!Register now for turbotastic tubular races!
>>559225418>mant simulator
>>559225223>>559225226sweep has an ssr card?!?! in jp or what? nigger this is global
>>559224245But the point of personal projects is to learn something or at least exercise what you already know. It's not the same as simply fixing some shitty bash where you only care about the result.He shouldn't treat it like some shitty script hackjob, you can't go "Sam Altman take the well!" when shit hits the fan in prod.It's kinda sad to see a learning side project that literally starts with "made by AI".
>>559225478if I kill myself, can I reincarnate to Tracen to meet with Laurel?
>>559225478succubus
>>559224002KINOOOOOWE ARE SO BACK
>>559225587
>>559224002>Rebricked danchou steps down>FUN is backSo this is what going comfy and chill does
>>559225210Are they the biggest frauds ever?
>>559224002Does this mean marvelous sunday derby is back?!?!
>>559221690>do not lewd the uma with big fat tiddies
>>559225747Spechan is not a fraud and lives up to her name as the Supreme Commander
>>559225723proof?
>>559225271 >>559225545Luna a cutie, simple as.>>559225428So is granny aCute
>>559225301This 97 year old trainer still dicks down their uma the old fashioned way
>>559225710>the tip of that straw is at worst under her ass or at best in her crackSweepy... Sexpy...
What the ABSOLUTE FUCK??? Never saw such high unity numbers the hell?
>>559219410Cygames fucked up
>>559225839Turbo Tuesday host is the same guy and was the bricked danchou.
>runaway suzuka with groundwork joinsUh oh
If there are so many third world countries then what's supposed to be a first world country
Post THAT thing, you know the ONE
>>559225920your mood bwo?
Is this a better deal than cygames store which gives you 10% extra carats?
>>559225587This nigger doesn't even play the game
>>559225920>power on a front runnerouch
>>559225974The ones who sacked third world countriesBetter question is what the fuck is a second world country
>>559225984
>>559225920BRO WATCH OUT SHES IN RAPE MODE
>>559226112
>>559225984Alright
>>559226107
When you run a deck with six power cards
>that one Urara
>>559226126
My grandma is dabbing
>>559226112I like to think she's saying this while kabedoning the trainer on the floor
>>559226076second world country was always meant to refer to the USSR and its conquered territories
>>559224002>dirt mile is fullwtf
What would you do in this situation?
>>559226236Maruzensky would do this
>>559226185
>>559225428
>>559226209Absolutely. It will be shit though and you will prob lose career
>>559226062>he doesn't increase power to his Front RunnerDo not cry when you will lose your position then.
>>559225969it's TURBO TUESDAYbig niges run this track
>>559226287accept the box of condoms and let her milk me
>>559226062
do your legend races
>>559226287Thank her for the obligatory chocolate.
>>559226229I need to install sex plugins to my Bourbon
post those bond levels /uma/how many level 10s you got?
>>559225895Is he for (You)?
>>559226278anon, there is a dirt cm in 2 days>>559226326I LOVE ACEACE ON MY FACEDON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
>>559226241torena...
>>559224002The Turbo Tuesday Races will begin shortly. Hang to your seatbelts and enjoy the ride.Sprint first!
>>559226473>16LET ME IN DESU WAAAAA
>>559226472
WHY ALL THE FRONTRUNNERS JOINING MILE I WANTED TO SHOW OFF MUH DAIVA AND NOW SHES GONNA LOSE BECAUSE OF YOU NYOOOO
>>559226107>>559225593Being a "script kiddie" is just that, someone that barely or not at all knows how to code (me) and fucks around with pre-done things. Vibe Coder are like that to me, and the ones that CAN code shouldn't be called vibe anything just cuz they use AI tools (if they are), as they're coder using AI to assist. People like me that use AI meanwhile could be that, but it's a derogatory term, and rightfully so, as I'm not a coder. If anything the whole "coder" part should be removed as it removes from the profession.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IM PACING DOWN MY CAPRICORN TRAUMA
>>559226107>>559226639Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>559226107>>559226185>>559226326Are these the only umas with one of these?I'd love to hear a hag doing this
STOP
Ah yes, my favorite sprinter uma... *check notes* Mejiro Dober...
>>559226546Your WINNERS!Mejiro Dober wins the Turbo Tuesday Sprint race!Mile race in 5 minutes
Dober just won without corner to ult...
who are top 5 most schizo umas?
>>559226840based, kill Curren
>>559225984MANTBLAZER START OF THE CLIMAXDIRT CM ROOMS3090747264019261
>>559226851Opera's gotta be up there
Sprints aren't real.
>>559226834For me it's Kawakami Princess
>30 carats on a single careerI'M RICH
>>559226841The doc troon was right all along...
>>559226326>>559226740There he iiiiiiiis>>559226750There is versions for plenty of uma, but not all of them have singing voices.
Consider Hagushin
we all here
>>559226930Kawakami nipples...
>>559226840Nevermind.Starting the mile race! Let's GO!!
>>559226851Cafe has to be there, Agnes in the movie, her game variant is too bland
>Not a single soul posted Doto VI'll do it then
>>559227060doxbwos...
>>559226910>30907472Funny participants
>>559225974“Third World” is an outdated and obsolete term. It originally referred to countries that were not aligned with any of the major superpowers during the cold war. After 1991, that geopolitical framework collapsed, and the term lost its original meaning. The modern right keeps the term alive because it functions rhetorically rather than analytically. “Third World” is an emotionally charged and useful shorthand for disorder, corruption, or institutional weakness which they use to dramatize domestic decline or to frame immigration and cultural debates into an "Us vs Them" mentality.
>>559226851Golshi, opera, tachyon, cafe and still in love? Golshi 1st, not sure about order after
>>559227060aieeee I'm being doxxed
>>559227173DON'T EAT IT
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commits/main/>bunch of random old commits under sweeptosher's account lost the account link and avataroh nononono
>>559227060anonchama, win this and then use the prize money to recruit some new blood for our club
>>559226840This makes up for my CM loss, beautiful
>>559227189Wait a minute... That is just my dacchis
>>559226910>/uma/ room>looks inside>it's Uma&Co room
I still have my 3* half anni voucher and 2 SSR crystals and don't what to use the them forI have a 0LB Creek that I've been thinking on lvling up to LB3 but I'm still unsure
>>559227057I'm more partial towards Sakura Waifushin O
>>559227115Your Winners!DAIWA SCARLET WINS THE MILE RACE!Medium race starting in 5 minutes!
>>559227060>missed the doxxphew
WOW MY FUCKING BORROWS ARE USED UPPLEASE FUCKING DO NOTHING FOR THE NEXT 18 HOURS BECAUSE FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>559227383Realized it too after I joined. It was funny
>>559227410don't use your crystals on creek, use the 1st anni selectorsthat's my plan anyway, i'm in the exact same position
I apologise for ever doubting you
>>559227410tickets on creek or bikokeep the crystals
>>559227330nyoooo
>>559227173she was posted yesterday thospechuds on the other hand...
>>559227514hehe
It's really funny how some of the Uma train the trainer.Imagine being manipulated by a high school girl, lmao.
https://x.com/i/status/2028702499088244856Uma for this feel?
>>559227514lol
>>559227057>>559227475>dangerously retarded>incredibly sexy and sweetDare I say... the perfect uma?
>>559226578WHY DIDNT YOU BELIEVE IN HER
>>559227563
>>559227390Everyone loves to be inside umanko
>>559227390Uma&Co danchou runs this generals from the shadows, he puppets all the other danchodes into doing his bidding
>>559219410https://gametora.com/umamusume/missionsthe February stakes missions aren't visible but can be done. it's in the notes
what the fuck air shakur didn't even START her fucking events
Is this.....the first good thread in months?
>>559227060>Kaite joins the room>doxx happensI'm nooticing...
>>559227638you're not /uma/ club you're only a VFcord goon
>>559227770
>>559227580truly devilish, but only if it's VR kino, not when it's AI slop then I don't care, and it's very likely the latter considering it's modern day engagement farming twitter>>559227748>monthsthere have been REAL good threads in the middle of the fucking night now and then, you probably just werent here or are shit posting
>>559226027No these are only free carats (which have some limitations like discount daily pull). it's only perk is if you have the play sub already or have play points from other stuff
>>559227607Yes
>>559227495Hold your horses, Turbo Tuesday Medium Race is starting!
>>559227832The bonus carats in the cystore are also free carats and not the paid kind.
ei ei mun
>>559227617Runaway suzuka stealing angling and such
>>559227925"MUN MY BOOTS? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
>>559227748why is it good
Post retarded umas being sexy
lol
SUZUKA GAME OONIGE GAME
please gas out please gas out
>>559227832I don't really care that they aren't paid since I'm buying carats already, just looking for extra.
>>559227579I’d let her manipulate me
We need a lolibaba umamusume
>>559228030That nude rice fixes the other 600 posts
KILL SILENCE SUZUKA
>>559227579>Imagine being manipulated by a high school girl, lmao.Yeah that's me
>>559227475>>559227845>>559228047sex with waifushin
>>559227874Your Winners!From start to finish the winner of your Turbo Tuesday Medium Race, SILENCE SUZUKA!!Tahbo Long is starting in 5 minutes!
>>559226910Thanks for the inhouse dacchis, I will be back later>>559227804>VFcordForced unfunny meme that will never stick, kys brown
>>559228232rape
>>559227748There's still a bad poster AMONGUS but it's a very nostalgic thread
/uma/ lost...to this?????
>>559218362Website name?
>>559227579I want to be a victim.
>>559228047its crazy how sexy she gets with her hair down
>>559228314Tazuna trained uma
>>559228174The cowards haven't released a proper loli in forever, much less they'd make one that combines the experience of a hag with the hot bod of a loli
>>559216828sad that jiggie started dying when we were getting close to completion
>>559228314no one believes suzuka is the runaway rape train that never should've been released during unity
>>559216747Post UMAZING TV ads
>>559227810Imagine how big is the Digitan's uma folder
>>559228242Remember to drink water!The TT Long race is starting!
>>559227286
TIL McQueen's good ending's title is a reference to her Haruten CM
>>559228432Hair down is just superior every time
>>559228251Being a pace pasa is suffering... But i refuse to build a fr*nt
>>559228569Somehow Red Desire is even more mentally unwell than Still and it scares me
>>559227541is 0LB Biko okay to use? instead of a MLB SR like Sweep or King?
Literally no one likes Bakushin
>>559228047
I wouldn't say EVERY time, but that's very situational.
>>559228621I'd love to engage in the classic hip-hop tradition of raping a girl to death with Helios
https://litter.catbox.moe/9yfpeh.png
wtf we lost to mcqueenI'm done with this game
>>559228729What's wrong with red desire?
>>559227579post cute high school girls
>>559228783I've always loved Baku, everyone loves her now because of the licky meme posers
>>559228314Unrestrained?
>>559228781hmmm nyo
>>559228808look at those hangers
>>559228621I like how zephyr is sorta staring off into space while she's groovin'
>>559228854off model trash
>>559224002The king returns! Too bad I was out at lunch and missed it all.
>>559228662Your Winners!Mejiro Mcqueen wins the TT Long race! Dirt Race is starting in 5 minutes after this commercial break.
I thought Longslops was an End closer game...
>>559228827there's no situation where I wouldn't have sex with Fine Motion every time
>hur dur off model reeetake a hike faggot
>>559228884Absolutely nothing
>>559228921she really likes to relate Suzuka with the afterlife, huh
you suck desu waget gud desu no
>>559228854off model treasure
>>559228827>see uma with elaborate hair style>let her hair down>10 times better at worstIt's superiorWhenever it isn't is because the uma was a fugly to begin with
>>559229035this is somehow the only long track that doesn't have a late race straight
>>559229138Why would she say this to Teio
>>559229045I would have sex with FiMo ONLY if Piccolo Player gave me her seal of approval.
Does anyone have a good seiun with groundwork and some dirt as a grandparent? I need to remake my smaru. Please im begging you
>>559229138Based and desuwa pilled
>>559228854Sakura Bakushin *
>>559229045 >>559229138So true! https://youtu.be/uxs_HYw_mLk?t=102
>>559228367Onegai...
>>559228432
>>559229189devilish taabo host
>babe wake up you have 15 TP again
>>559225710the support card story isn't even sweepy teasing me sexily in her skintight childlike swimsuit i have been ROBBED
>>559229157It works the other way around as well. Rudolf with gigatail is hot
>>559229246uma.moeGood luck
All umas are improves by 50% just having off model bigger tits, you are gay if you disagree
>>559228781You need MLB Biko to surpass MLB Sweep
>>559228367>>559229368pretty sure it's THAT websitehere's a non shill calculatorhttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>559229374>Fan of my full hair thanks to my fathers genes>Hate the moment they reach a certain lenght as they become annoying to deal withIt's a annoying deal in a way. On one side I could have fluffy full hair, on another I want a buzzcut to make my daily dealings easier.Also I want to fuck around with a cue girls long hair.
>>559229189tokyo 2500 and nakayama 3600 kinda
>>559229368this is rape
>>559229030Turn on your TV! Any channel!The Last race for the Turbo Tuesday races (Dirt) is about to begin!
>>559229507ok but 50% bigger tits for mcqueen is still flat!
Why don't we merge all club cords together to organize fun events?
FRONTGODS
>>559229806Okay, post your club and your 'cord to get us started
>>559229806loooooooooooooool
i asked my barber for the nishino flower cut and now i look like anton chigurh
>>559229806Chiyotard would groom people
>>559229568I'm ngmi... How do you use it? It only looks like a compare tool to me
>>559227579ふふっ, あらあら
I thought S. Maru was a brick?
>>559229658i think something happened to the mood generator there's only 1 bad mood and 0 awfuls
>>559229768conceptualize the taste
Pasa your unique.Why didn't you use it.
>>559229658Your Winners!Running the race like it's a stroll on the beach, MARUZENSKY!Thank you all for your participation of the Turbo Tuesday Races (patent pending). See you all next time!
>>559229935>listened to browns
>>559229856I don't have invite privileges
>saw a Fuku activate 2 (TWO) accel>get blocked insideThat hurts to see
>>559229507Shape > SizeIf you have to choose one or the otherBut combine both and you're a god
Respect to that cemetery full of fronts and paces
>>559229968it's 1800 not 1600 so you probably got fucked by your low stamina gamble
>>559230052Life of a late Surger...
>>559229926oh my bad it doesn't have multi rainbows if that's what you're looking for specificallybut yeah that's the VFcord gaslight website
>>559229928Creek trained me into being her baby
LET'SGOOOOOO
>>559229968it wasn't tokyo, bwo...
Do we love Laurel here?
>>559230152VFCord...?
>>559230056Post her glass feetNOW
/uma/ posters...
>>559230276nta but are you a newfag?
Uma&Co > Mambo > Rebricked > Rest
>>559230320sex mit deutsch pferd
>>559230007that was fun, thank you for hosting it again.
>>559229968>>559230252oops that was the turf track but the dirt track is basically the same
>>559230320My paizuri slave..
>>559230383It seems like someone pretending to be a newfag
>>559230007Thanks for hosting, hope you have a swell week
>>559230007>S+>SPEED>QUEEN>MARUZENSKY
>>559230383I dont pay attention to what most anons post in this thread, I like saving images and memes and now I want to learn about the website
>>559228101Google play points shill.If you exclusively use Google play only to play Uma. Then you need a 3.75x multiplier to beat Cygames in store.If you whale other games then this is a no brainer. If you solely play uma, webstore is better
>>559230441>>559230472Disgusting
>>559230007>>559230007That was fun. Thanks for hostingIt was rigged though, I didn't win once
>Train Summer Special Week>Not allowed to enter that one summer with full energy otherwise I miss out on the +10 event>Train Summer Maruzensky>Random dog event with + energy>Train Valentine Bourbon>If I hit early March and I have full energy the run's a brickDon't even get me started on their events with positive statuses
>>559230493That's what I assumed but wanted their response to make sure
>>559230007Thanks for hosting! It's been a real while since we last had a fun event like this
Does this shop seriously not refreshWHAT DO I DO WITH FRIEND POINTS
>>559230007Anyone mind posting the maruzensky + deck?
agnes hebegital
I'd fuck Teio
>>559230772Get in line
>>559229246I use this one 609826037169Hope it helps, 1 (uno) single groundwork spark.
>>559230247don't eat it anon!!
>>559230736Its a buhi, don't bother>>559230739
>>559230664I don't get what's the big deal with wanting to learn about the website
>>559230706didn't they add monthly tickets to the normal shop or some shit
>>559218523no guide is powerful enough to resist your retardation
>>559230007Very Naisu! Thanks for hosting
>>559230835precisionclickerGOD...
>>559230567i whale a bit in tcg pocket once in a while (used to every pack drop but stopped being serious about it when uma came out) so i'm at plat with 6kish points. i saw that sometimes it gives out nutty points multipliers once in a while though, like 10-15x. would taking advantage of those to spend a bunch make up for it?
>No dirt>Now this
>>559230772>you like teio-sama no manko huh trainer
>>559230834Doto never goofs up. The one she fed Shakur had poison, the one she gave you however is spiked
>>559230835>Its a buhiOf course, fucking oinkers.
We are close to reaching the limit
>>559230852they're just retarded, one mention of the browntuber and they seethe as 50$ is deducted from their card each time he makes guides
>>559230835Give deck
>>559230706stock gets released in waves
>>559230576Please do not call me disgusting while posting sweaty umas or I will get aroused
>>559231107If you want to talk about your cord then go to your cord
Another wave of players is quitting
>>559231064windows vista, my beloved
>>559231107Nigger I don't give a fuck about internet personalities I am here to learn about the website ffs
>>559230980Yes anything greater than 4x you should spend in Google eco, but 10-15x is the most bang for your buck. Even if you can't get 1150, a few months of free gifts and you will.t. 100k club
>didn't win a single room from Turbo TuesdaysMaybe I'm just not cut out for this and it's time to quit
>>559231235>seethingqed
>another thread that ends with an image of doto and calling someone a nigger
>>559231339Go back retard
bros my uma gave me something to drink and now i have a boner that hasn't gone away for hours and i swear there's someone following me
>>559231415I'll go back to fucking your mom
>>559231340how often should i be checking for gifts and offers? has uma gotten any multipliers yet?
>>559231509>>559231509>>559231509
BAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>turbo tuesday ends and it immediately goes back to shitpostingmaybe we should just get rid of bricked, why do we even tolerate them
>>559231339i'll post it in new thread to get as many (you)s as possible
>>559231476dotobro....
>>559231525No, but it's level dependentFor diamond I get weekend offers of 7-15x for 3-4 days, so I check every Sunday. Sometimes there's mid week deals so best is check Wednesdays, Friday for gift, and Sundays.
>>559231548as long as they're still a club full of anons, they're fine. those 5 last to join are from here. . . right?
>>559223520lol im borrowing the same rudolph