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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
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03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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Mambo
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they'll call me a whale for this
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>teio thread
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Rebricked is looking for two (2) members.
> comfy A+ club
>20 mill quota
>don't flatline (tell if you have to or else)
Reply with your trainer ID or have /uma/ in your profile to let us know that it's (you) that we're looking for.
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mejiro Bright thread
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She’s almost here…!
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Teio teio teio!
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>>559216410
Mejiro Zoomer
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DAIWA SCARLET I TRAINED YOU SO GOOD RAPE ME NOW PLEASE
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>>559216287
Fuck off
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Rickey!
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>>559215313
>you're gonna reach 800 wit and thats about it buddy
Next you'll say 1100 isnt a ""threshhold"" though
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how do you know what races give which green skills? Is that only for G1s or do any races give you a chance for a green skill?
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>>559216410
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>>559216519
Capricorn cup is over bwo...
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my cute danchou that always spread positivity and kindness in our club chat just rebranded the club type to "Going For Gold" and kicked me. i feel heartbroken...
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>>559216543
Mystery uma
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>>559216252
>MLB Power Pasa
THAR SHE BLOWS
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>>559216601
>posting the 1/100 highroll
please
just fucking do it
just try it
youre not gonna learn until you try it
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>>559216476
Mejiro Mejiro mejiro
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this thread will be HOEH
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oreng
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I'm fucking hyped
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>>559216613
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
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>>559216613
Gametora > Database > G1 sparks
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DO I PULL FOR FINEMO OR NO AGGHHHH
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https://jiggie.fun/CiQ8hq

JIGGIE
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>>559216801
think for yourself
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>>559216732
are you retarded? finemo is a highroll card
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>>559216801
Nyo
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>>559216801
nyes
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>>559216252
>no mlb boobs
You’re bricked bro
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>>559216732
Ayabe rape
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>>559216801
Are you okay with rolling 3 kawakami princess and 0 of her outside of the spark?

If you are, yes, roll. It's that simple.
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>>559216801
do you have 20 dollars, 30k carats, 1 rainbow crystal? and are you ok with a 20% chance of not getting MLB?
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>>559216753
oranje
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Digitan LOVE
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>>559216436
Whoops I meant to quote you, have another Kita-chan
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DO I PULL MY DICK OR NO AGGHHHH
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>>559216925
Kawakami + NTR borrow is unironically not the worst choice for MANT
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>>559216882
>>559216912
one always lies, the other always tells the truth
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>>559216410
redpill me on this uma
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Omnomnom
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>>559216732
>"high roll" argument
>when defending fine motion, the patron saint of high rolling
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>>559216958
nice oranjes
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>>559217027
>you know, kawakami is not that bad
bruh hasn't even bricked himself yet and he's already coping
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>>559216962
One can never have too many.
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>>559217116
high rolling wit card >>>>>>>>> high rolling guts
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>>559216949
I do yes
I also have her at 0 LB already
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>Danchou just told us to start using sweepy
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surely fine motion will unbrick my account...
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Mambo!
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>>559217151
nta but Kawakami also have 10% RB so he's not that wrong
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>suddenly FN is the high roll card and not fukushit card
Lmao
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I'm surprised there are not that many spies leaking discord screenshots
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>>559217214
you know who also has 10% RB?
Stinko Windy
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>>559217116
>>559216850
ok you're actually fucking retarded
one "high roll" card that needs maybe 2-3 runs to go crazy is NOT the same as a fucking literal 1/100 god run with the worst deck composition in the entire game
you people cannot be fucking helped
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>>559206390
SHUT SHUT SHUT IT YOU LITTLE CRETTIN I'LL STRANGLE YA
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I feel like there should be at least one guaranteed red and blue spark per inspiration
Because it makes no sense that after all those hours wasted, all those hundreds of parent runs, there's a more likely than not chance of the sparks you worked hard for not even triggering during inspiration
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I got Natie to MLB from LB0 on a singular spark. I'll do it again with Finemo. I'll just be that lucky.
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Any uma who wants to shove vegetables into Biran, first needs to beat her in a race.
If you can't even do that, it means your diet is shit
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>>559217281
I'd honestly go for Helios if SR card. Power weighs more than speed early races
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>>559217272
What do you want me to leak?
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>>559216801
Nymaybe
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>>559217214
>he's not that wrong
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>>559216080
Relatable to who, the day 1 metafaggot subset of players that you decided on? You should look up the support cards of players you'll be matching on the first round of CM, just for fun.
>>559216398
You're the exact same kind of retard who now posts the lower extreme of relatable. If you want to prove your point do a run with Kitasan and SRs. VF should've swallowed his little SEA ego, taken the criticism and redone his guide with a lower card threshold instead of having his feeling hurts and posting an uma he didn't even make
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>>559217251
fuku is the lowroll bricked run predebut card
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>>559217272
/uma/club had their discord leaked yesterday
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My dick wants both Dia and Kita but I don’t have enough carats ahhhhh
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Leaking our danchud going crazy
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>>559217372
You know who gives free speed and power early?
5RB girl.
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>>559217457
what the fuck is tsotc
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>>559217189
well if you already have her 0lb, all you need to do is spark her and dump your 2 tickets and rainbow crystal.
hopefully you do get an extra copy so you can save that rainbow crystal, having 2 rainbow crystals for agnes speed is whale tier
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>>559217374
something amusing
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>>559217370
I am the trainer in charge and I say: eat up
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>win Sagittarius cup
>immediately hospitalized
Just got out, what did I miss?
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>>559217409
anon you don't even need to follow the conversation chain and just look at "RB"
>>559217467
anooooon we're talking about RB. I'll rape Jodan for that
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Isn't Kawakami Princess one of the best TT cards because Center Stage is a super cheap gold skill
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>>559217370
EZ
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>>559217501
To Suck or to cuck
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>>559217467
This broad is SO dumb.
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>>559217528
My club cord is boring...
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>>559217457
>TSotC
bwo thinks next scenario is a danmaku just because the anni girl is an armpit matsuri girl only missing her ZUN hat
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>>559217661
>kita is a secret 2hu
Ok I'll pull for her
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>>559217507
alright i WILL pull for Finemo and If I don't get a single copy I WILL kill myself!
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>>559217457
>all this crap for A+
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>>559217574
Yes but only in your deck.
TT Umas will be borrowing Riko Kashimoto for Rushing Gale since it procs on every distance
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>5 runs
>12 dirt sparks
>double circles
>not a single dirt spark
I'm done
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>>559216801
I don't knyow
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Yo
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What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you see Super Creek?
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>>559217725
bwo don't do it... I got a single kita in 400 pulls and 5 condors...
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>>559217409
It's actually crazy to see a premium card that's that shitty
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>>559216801
I dnyon't knyow
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>>559217272
I can't just post the danchussy here
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saw a social media post from a Korean saying they had a dream that stay gold was going to fuck them with a strap on "to see how it was for her other self"
I lost the post but I figured I should share
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>>559217793
Boobs. She is literally boobs
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Turbo Tuesday TDerby ... 1 hour from now
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>>559217793
nakadashi
paizrui
rough bareback sex
that ass
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>>559217793
fat tits
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>got the pinks I needed
>rainbow RNG so bad the run ends with under 1000 speed
contemplating violence rn
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>>559217802
Did you never see Bamboo stats?
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>>559217793
mommy... I want milkies
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>>559217907
Sex with Twin Turbo
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>>559217457
>TSotC
stop doing this
how do you even pronounce "TSotC"?
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Mutating VBourbon is not working... You need at least 500 stamina to place top 3 in Tenno Sho with B long
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Two threads of this argument now and I still have no idea why this is supposedly such a brick
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>>559217951
you run 3 speed if you need 2 or more inspos
it is known
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>>559217983
MANT
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>>559217554
This
*unzips dick*
Hope you're alright umadacchi. They opened up the anni shop / aquarius registration / and added valentine gibs
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>>559216613
In addition to the spark skill hint list, any G1 can just randomly give you any skill hint at a very small percentage and the table and odds is not researched anywhere afaik.
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>>559217457
TSotC honestly sounds like a new Touhou title
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I'm gonna pull on finemo then sell my account. If nobody buys it I'll give it to the sweepydev
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>>559217767
I have had this shit luck for a full week. Suddenly unable to get S mile, dirt A or both and barely reach above 13k and I am doing the same shit I did for previous CM's were 14.5k was the lowest.
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Should I be saving for this as a late coper main?
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>>559217907
tahbo handholding
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>>559217793
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>559217554
You missed sprintKINO
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>>559218076
It's not worth the effort anyway, she's one of the most popular fronts in rooms but isn't getting results for people due to the difficulty of making a truly good one on dirt.
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>>559218079
I had 3 speed
that's how fucking bad the RNG was
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>>559217209
>>559217206
fuck off
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>>559218078
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If you had to make an XOguri for dirt CM, do you make her Late or Pace? Front is not an option because I say so
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>>559218343
Nyo...
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odds buy the last star piece with a statue
evends make her wait until she spooks me on the daily shop
0 sell all her star pieces for clovers so she doesn't dare look at me like that again
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>>559217554
please be my 1-letter /uma/ dachi. i miss you
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>>559218343
Don't say that...
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>>559218319
>need 2 dirt procs to be put at the same starting level as the others
>need to meet stamina career requirements
Yeah, I'll go back to gambling on groundwork sparks with SMaru...
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i need a retard proof guide to win this cm
please
>parents
>umas
>skills
>cards
>s mile and s dirt a must?
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cryer
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personally i pick support cards for the skill hints and gold skills
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>>559218343
qwo....
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>>559218429
So close.
Now my account is bricked with a 5 star ugly boy.
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>>559218479
>>559218402
you will never be funny
or enjoyable
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>>559218362
>not pictured: the turns finemo isnt on said wit tile
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>>559218523
https://youtu.be/kaRlYD-LH48
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>>559218523
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>>559217457
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How do i search for S Dirt on https://uma-global.pure-db.com ?
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>>559218362
>>559218078
Better question

Why is finemo being shilled so hard NOW when we literally just finished "wit cards: the mode" where she wasnt needed at all?
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>>559218680
they're still good because of 15 TE :D
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>>559218674
nyo...
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>>559218680
If your training isn't +40 stats you aren't skipping that G2 little gay man
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>>559218523
Uma?
Oguri Cap. Late.
Cards? Oguri Cap deck # 2, borrow NN wit.
Skills? Doesn't matter, get OYL tho. Pulse will win.
Parents? Autoselect.

The other 2 umas? Urara and Pasa who cares.
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>>559218523
>11:13:34
>>559218689
>11:15:18
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Sooo, what was in the patch?
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>>559218674
Syay it aynt syooo
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>>559217793
having an accident for the first time after months of her nefarious de-training ploys and the sinking feeling in my stomach that i actually can't escape her now
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>>559218823
S dirt on parents doesn't matter, only whether they have a dirt aptitude spark. Use the red spark filter to find parents with lots of dirt if you want to raise your uma's dirt aptitude. Also check out https://chronogenesis.net/ or https://uma.moe/database if you prefer their parent searching UI, few people still use pure db.
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>>559218939
did that except nn
she sucks and no dirt s
also i got all skils for late but she has pace S lmao fuck this game
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>>559219145
My rice wears this and acts like this
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>>559219153
this oguri will get plat and your carefully crafted uma that took weeks to highroll won't
think about that anons
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>>559219080
uma.moe's search features blow the fuck out of the other two desu des
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>>559218674
yes i will...
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>>559218362
Now post finemo+NN
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>>559219080
reeeeeeally? i dont need dirt in parwnts just the spark?? wtf?
also how there is almost no uma with 2x9* skills?
do i focus on 2x 7*?
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>>559217907
Huffing Tahbo's bodysuit after she gasses out from low stamina
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>met /uma/ bwo on lobby
Nice honses
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Am I the only one who would rape Sakura Chiyono O?
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>>559218831
because sloptuber said so
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Is it just me or does anyone had this notification bug for special mission?
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>>559219321
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>>559219253
you think this oguri is good? really?
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post your current emotion
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>Cryer
They're called supiki.
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Satono diamond is pretty and has big boobs, is she for (you) or no?
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>>559219472
Oguri is a stat stick uma. If she has the stats the rest don't matter.
For any other uma, those skills would be glue.
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Left is a length slower than right in the gaslator
I thought End closers are supposed to be better
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>>559219512
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what da sweepygeddon doin?
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xoguri gods... where we at...
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>>559219472
i dont think it matters
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>>559219512
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I like cryer
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>>559216768
>>559216780
>>559218132
Thanks friends, im building my first runner and im able to now get decent stats but hunting down green skills is very difficult, im hoping I can get some from races now
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>>559219737
Backshots
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>>559219791
why do you have so few skills?
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It's umaover.
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A-am I safe pls say yes
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>>559219512
Too lazy to do fan runs so I'm racing on lobbies
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>Oguri unique
>Late race velocity if you are not winning
>Good
>Vodka unique
>Late race velocity if you are not winning
>Bad
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I won.
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>>559219512
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55557354
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>>559218523
>umas
Taiki, Pasa, Oguri
>parents
Pasa+seiun for front
Alt creek + pasa/mcqueen for pace
Ryan + for late/end
As many stars towards power as you can get
>skills
Track and style related, nobody cares about anything else really, just get the fucking sprut for ends and groundwork for fronts
>cards
Kita, Fuku, Urara, Yeppers, Mambo, Rico
>b-but muh wit
FUCK THEM WIGGERS, become a GUTS believer now, 450 is enough.
>s mile and dirt a must?
There are like 2 umas in f2p roster that can even run this shit, what do you think?
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>>559219813
wuv u
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cheval grand means beeg horse
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>>559218831
because she has a banner now? are you really that dumb?
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*contemplating*
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>>559220180
>>umas
>Taiki, Pasa, Oguri
>>parents
>Pasa+seiun for front
what uma are you sending front?
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is she good for aquarius cm?
corner recovery is there cause i had nothing else to buy
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>>559219253
trust me i know.
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>>559220295
0 stats urara.
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>>559220248
I agree
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Mutated Fine Motion spotted
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>>559220298
seems fine. ive heard haru is better as End but late is easier to build so i dont blame you.
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>>559220298
one giant "if"
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>>559220298
>4 accels, two of which are gold
calm down little bro
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>>559219512
it's too early
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I love my adult high schooler wife
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>>559220418
>Fine Tranny
>mutated
no need to repeat yourself
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Remember guys, you aren’t breaking the rules if your trainee decides to rape you.
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I lost.
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>>559220298
Decks? I can't train my Urara to A+
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>>559219512
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>>559214661
>but I'm the pxielfag who you keep replying to here
In that case... How mom?
>I love my wife
Excuse me, but that is MY punny wife!
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>>559220483
I agree
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>>559220460
seriru said lates need 4 accels...
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>>559220298
looks good, if she can proc redshift then she already won*
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>>559220565
here you go, i'm using speed sparks btw
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>>559220170
VFfags...
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>>559219992
Vodka's gives 0.35 speed, Oguri's gives 0.45 speed
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Every day I read the news I wonder how can right-wings be so evil and stupid
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>>559220483
Nah, university 1st semester(60+ years old)
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>>559220750
>right wings
T B Q H I prefer KFC right wings over left wings
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>>559220750
war with iran will help us afford groceries for sure
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FACT: global lost its soul the moment people stopped requesting Bakushin's song on the jukebox 24/7
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Hi, Danchou here. (You) may ask your questions.
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>>559220820
why would you prefer KFC over literally any other chicken
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>>559220697
AIEEEE THEY ARE AMONG US
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>>559220298
Looks like a winner desu also really feel like FF would be nicer for lates this mile
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I asked @umagrok to run the numbers and our umawives would need over 2500 Calories a day just to SURVIVE
During training they'll ramp up to FIFTEEN THOUSAND CALORIES PER DAY
FOOD COST UPWARDS OF HALF A CENT PER CALORIE THAT'S $75 A DAY TO FEED THEM DURING TRAINING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>559220697
soulless witness to legendfags...
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>>559220863
They removed jukebox from dailies
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>>559220880
I paid the $5 to be kept on the higher tier of members but I didn't get the DM with the latest feet pics from you, Danchud
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>>559220579
She's doing well, I'm omw back to Japan so I have plans to attend a few G2's while I'm there. Probably won't get tickets to an April G1 this time but I'll try.
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>>559220797
i wonder if her stockings still smell "first rate" after she's done running...
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>>559219881
late surgers dont have that many skills
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>>559220697
what club is he in?
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>>559220684
Cool, thank so much
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>>559220920
>90% of the thread is f2p
>They are saving money for food for their wives
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>>559221130
see my oguri
she does
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>>559220697
What if I add @/uma/ to my username?
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>>559221145
Rebricked
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>>559221104
But what's your question?
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>>559221130
what

lates have a zillion skills, i can literally spend 100% of my SP on late surger golds and still have some skills left over
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>>559220920
Would anyway
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>>559220920
What's the conversion rate between dollars and monies?
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>>559220880
Will you be upping the quota in mant? Every run will be a fan run
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where's the meekposter
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>>559220180
>spurt for ends
which skill?
and i cant find a dirt seiyun to borrow
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>>559221204
/uma/ club members will round you up and kick your butt like in that Hell' Satans episode from The Simpsons
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>>559221331
gone, hopefully
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If you get kicked from a club do you still have to wait 24 hours?
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>>559218287
Been wondering about that as well.
Most advice I've seen is to skip Jungle Pokket because she's too close to Pasa, but haven't seen much talk about Flash who is ~6 months earlier and looks pretty good
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>>559221386
nyo
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>>559221386
no
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how do I build parents?
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>>559221386
>>559221419
>>559221440
danchou please kick me thanks
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>>559221485
grab trainee and make a new one
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>>559221332
Straightway spurt
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Mar-chan's fat tits and plump thighs
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>>559221414
>no race bonus
>stirctly worse than Pasa in stats
she looks completely whatever, though I admit her SR skills have always been nice
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>>559216801
nygga
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>>559221510
type in the club chat so i know which one to kick
t. danchou
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>>559221590
Do NOT lewd the Maru-chan
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>>559221570
inhabe straightaway adept.
how to get spurt? card?
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>I typed in the club chat to mess with >>559221656
>actually kicked
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Gonna MLB Kawakami and replace my MLB SSR Wit Natie with it.
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>>559221126
>She's doing well
Glad to hear! Mommy boys gotta support each other :^)
>I'm omw back to Japan
Figured as much. Good luck on the ticket hunt and enjoy the flight, hopefully I see your usual posts and clip uploads!
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>>559221775
bwo what is your native language...
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>>559220750
There's no group of people more buckbroken than Great Satan right wingers. Orange man could take a shit on a plate and they would gobble it up because the people they don't like say it's disgusting.
They don't hold any values, they have zero backbone whatsoever, and they have no actual beliefs since they would bend over backwards to defend and justify whatever retarded thing the sentient cheeto does. From the retarded tariffs to currently sending zogbots to die for israel, literally.
Umamoosoomay
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>>559221690
>do not lewd the literal sex incarnate
most sane /uma/ poster
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>>559221775
You should usually have these skills in inherits, but I think golshi(any) card has it
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how is this as parent?
is 2x6* enough?
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>>559221873
That is NOT how a princess should behave!
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>>559221324
I do around 20 races in my non-fan runs anyway, so no, not really
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>inspiration event
>boxes start scrolling across the screen at a slow pace
it's over. not getting pinks. not getting whites. less than 100 combined stats.
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>>559221991
Why are you still making aces, CM is in 2 days
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>>559221485
play the game. dont think about it. game is so much more fun and sustainable that way.
if you really want to try parent building - pick parent cards that give lots of hints. A lot of the free event cards are halfway decent parent cards. Meisho Doto, Tosen Jordan, Narita Brian, all give good hint amounts. Others are the Speed Mayano, Power Yaeno Muteki, etc. Just check what you have and see if they have many skills and have high hint frequency/amount.
Otherwise, try to get 600 in every stat, or 1100 in the stat you want to 3 star and 600 in another. Speed/Power are the only ones you can really manage to do this with. I like shooting for 1100 - 600 - 600 - X - X. Guts/Wits dont matter too much for my goals.
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>>559221690
ok
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>>559221930
doto wouldn't say this but you're right
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>>559221930
I agree with you doto chan but you cant say that on this website everyone here is a great satan right winger
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>>559221887
zimbabwe
uh uh
nigger i cant type on ipad chill the fuck out and tell me about spurt
>>559221987
isnt golshi trash?
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>>559222152
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>>559221930
Doto your friend Shakur might hear that, and you know what's our Shakur in here is
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>>559222170
>ipad nigger
>EVERYTHING is lowercase
lmao
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>>559222141
haha lmao we found out recently that like half the people who are great satan right wingers aren't even actually american and are from turd worlds larping as racist americans
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>>559220750
>right-wings
That alone says you're retarded. I'd explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.
Watch the Epstein's interview video btw, that guy knew the truth of the world.
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>>559222071
but 1100 points dont guarentee a 3 star
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>>559222170
Doesn’t really matter when you’re making a parent, you only need skill hints and hitting 600-600-600 statline is easy af. If you don’t want to make a parent I guess you can swap fuku for golshi, guts cards will carry you anyway
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>>559222330
>Based and smart Tosen poster
Rare W
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>>559220750
chiyono WOULD be a libtard
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>>559222350
soon...
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>chiyo avatarfag starts ranting about ring wingies out of nowhere
Fatherless behavior
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>>559221930
so this is why doto keeps trying to kill shakur...
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>>559222170
>zimbabwe
Based black bro. I'm not black but bro regardless.
Irrigation truly is the future.
Spurt is a skill for end closers, absolutely necessary.
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>>559222046
and?
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>>559222450
>Bullied by her mother in her own career
>Fatherless
Well yeah
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>>559222309
ok but unironically why do they do this? it mystifies me that this actually happens on such a large scale.
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meidos this is not umamusume related discussion
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>>559222551
Sex
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Do you really think anyone supports you anymore besides third world retards who like to larp as Whites?
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>>559222516
>>559222290
i was meming if you could not tell…
wit bros..
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Which /uma/ discord club should I join?
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>>559222703
they're memeing too, we all know you're some perfidious finn
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>>559222665
I only trust and support myself, kill most others in this thread.
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>>559222587
It's so easy to destabilize Americans that anyone with the slightest bit of animosity toward the USA can and will do it
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I am utterly clueless about politics other than Hitlel's
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Reddit hates us now
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This is the run baby
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the offtopic rule ONLY applies if you disagree with them
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>>559222605
Well, it depends on the person but even though keiba posting, or irl horse posting while not umamusume related discussion, it can stay. Or at least it's tolerated.

>>559222703
You get spurt from the Sweepy SSR card. Or the Shakur card if you're retarded. And the Hishi Amazon SR card but it's hard to get it from her.
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>7 ace runs in a row
>all of them low rolled
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>>559222824
>That post
>That [sound]
Perfect
>>559222897
This except 200% unironically. Off topic posting, or as I call it "fun-posting" has always been A-OK, but only if mods agree with your view.
Hence why /v/ is full of ERPing gooner AI slop spamming e-celeb faggots.
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400 stamtams and 1 gold is enough to survive the mile, right?
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>>559222894
>xoguri
>gets the acupuncturist
>doesnt pick 2 free restoration skills
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>>559223080
For late/end? Sure
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>>559221930
>>559222115
So the sandniggers acting like white liberals were dotoposters and chiyoposters all along
Makes way too much sense
>>559222824
>he's officially kosher now
All according to plan
>>559222852
That's a sign you're doing something right
>>559222897
>>559223046
You thought the phrase "tranny janny" was baseless? Gratuitous slander?
It's not an insult, just a mere description
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>>559223169
Thank you, Uma Dankula, very cool!
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>>559222852
good
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>>559221880
>Momma's boys gotta support each other
Yeah that's why I'm gonna make Luna a momma
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literally no parent has spurt
is it even real?
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>>559223212
vodka is so cute and cool
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>>559223212
making boy uma blush by calling them cute and pretty
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>>559223143
Were you planning on failing your Oguri run if you didn't get the event?
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>>559223272
The ones that do are already taken lil bro
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>>559223272
Bro???
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>>559222759
uhhhh i always thought she was ugly but i kinda like here here…. wtf
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Ace runs this fan runs that I don't fucking care nigger I just love running my wife over and over and over
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>>559223169
LFSbros...
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>>559223272
i found a ryan parent with 5 dirt and 2 mile and spurt in her lineage. thats the best you can do sometimes.
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>>559223272
You better borrow a good spurt grandpa for the longslop MANT cm
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>IS THERE A DISCORD TO SHARE ISSUES WITH
>Asked the third worlder, ON FUCKING GITHUB, IN THE "REPORT ISSUES" TAB
I hate people these days so fucking much. Systems are in place, fucking use them or kill yourself.
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>>559223408
how add representive 3 dirt to that and pasa parent
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Why is suzuka suddenly surviving with 600 stam?
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>>559223520
i think i've borrowed this same luna
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>>559223272
Bro, your long ace umas?
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>>559223603
High wit + that much is a gaslight
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I admire her vegas if you catch my drift.
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>>559223471
I also love running your wife over and over
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>>559223575
>dial8
>closed as completed
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IT FINALLY UPDATED

EDEN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>the raped male leaves
LOOKS LIKE THEY COULDN'T LAST FOR EVER
THEY GASSED OUT HAHAHAHA

ICARUS OUTPERFORMED THE TOP TWO COMBINED
LAST MONTH'S? "b" AT 40M/DAY
GOD I FUCKING HATE NUMBERNIGGERY BUT I HATE INDO BOTTERS EVEN MORE
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>>559223272
they're called veterans
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>>559223378
No, just picking charming + 20 energy is kinda retarded when you can cover half of your ult requirements for free. Thats almost 300 skill points, equivalent of extra 4 G1 wins. Charming gives you like 2-3 extra rainbow trainings on lvl1 facilities if you’re lucky
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I want to shower her with my rice if you catch my drift.
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>>559223603
If the Suzuka videos showed 600 stamina, everyone would run them (and kill each other lol). It was all a giant gaslight so that the elite could get away with 600 stamina ooniges
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>>559223782
why did the stop icarus
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>>559223734
only adept no spurt
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>>559223575
>look into profile
>vibe coder
It's all so tiresome
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>>559223890
He probably got bored and realized Cygames wont do shit about botters
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HELLOOOOO EVERYONE!!!
Can i offer you a TWIN TURBO TUESDAY DERBY in these trying times?

Today's races consist of FIVE Turbotastic races across all categories for everyone to race in!

All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!
As usual the races will be
Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile
(All races will be random moods for added flavor)
PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING

The rooms are as following:
>Sprint
61971763
>Mile
85753206
>Medium
62892344
>Long
72073624
>Dirt Mile
27990393


First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
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I love Taiki. Beautiful, cute, sexy, adorable, smart, innocent. She's all of these and more.
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>>559223835
i kneel
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>autistic yelling in caps
dont care bot fuck
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>>559223835
what is [ECL]? I borrow some cards/umas from these guys
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>>559223272
Just use SSR Sweepy. The odds are about the same anyways.
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Which uma has the sexiest moans? I bet it’s Kita
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>>559222428
you literally twist yourself into a pretzel to defend every right the orange man wants to keep taking from you, the average trumptard cannot even name a single thing he has done which was beneficial for them, but we're the tards? lol, keep sucking that jewish dick you actual fucking retarded mark
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>>559220750
Everything negative that has ever been said about the right has been proven right at least a million times over, there is genuinely zero economic and social value in right wing ideologies. You can directly trace most of societies problems to right wing ideology. I'm not evem a lefty but it's genuinely insane how much they've proven they're completely obsolete caveman beliefs that benefit absolutely no one.

Uma musume pretty derby
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>>559223998
edenkeks stay strong and winning...
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>have Tamamo with innate spurt
>have Potential with innate encroaching
Yeah, next longslop will be go smooth
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Sex with Verxina
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>>559223890
>why did the stop icarus
See >>559213383. Got bored, simple as, went back to developing sweepy.
>>559223978
Vibe coding is no better than my "script kiddie" type shit, trying to edit LUA scripts to my own uses and preferences, while having zero clue what the fuck most of the code does or even means as I'm no coder. Taking that trash serious in any fashion is hilarious.
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TP hit cap, it's joever
I'm flatlining
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>>559223859
They come learned? I didn't know that, but straightaway recovery is going to fuck up your plans of using it as an acceleration 3 out of 4 times
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>>559224198 (me)
>will go smooth
fix
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>>559222346
it doesnt, but it gives you the highest odds of getting one.
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>>559223998
>>559224245
>got bored
But... it was a bot doing the work?
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>>559224106
rumao eurocuck thinks polishits is about economy in 21st
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where is the free pull

WHERE IS IT
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>>559223835
There's no difference between bots, retard. All bots are bots.
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is this good for v. bourbon?
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noooooo
spurt
stan
end 3
just give me that why is this so hard for you
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>>559224002
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING WE ARE SO BACK
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>>559224390
and he got bored of showing EDEN fags off and working on the program, so he went back to sweepy
YOU WONT GET THE AUTOMATED TOOL ANON
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I want her so bad
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>>559224412
in 2 hours
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>>559221261
DigiCUTE!
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>>559224454
>no nimble
Brick anyways
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>>559224472
I hope the guy who makes these is doing well
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>>559220827
Iranians have 6 million years worth of groceries hidden from us, trust the plan
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>>559224474
Nigga the fuck you mean he got bored it literally runs in the background
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>>559224490
MANY are saying this
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>>559224453
Id say do 3 speed, otherwise sure.
Your choice what you replace.
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>>559224043
even if she is 3/4?
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>>559224602
I want her sexually, not as a trainee
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dirt umas
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>>559224592
you still wont get the code to the full tool beggar
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tahbo tuesday...
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>>559224245
>he got paid by edenwhales and sold them the key to endless domnance
browns really be like that
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>>559224612
I don't know. I borrow an MLB.
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>>559224395
Mindbroken culture warrior has already given up on improving his material conditions.
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dirt umas
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>>559224578
He just posted this an hour ago I think he's fine
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>>559224736
>if I make insane shit up that sounds true it must be true!
literal openAI plant he cares not
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>>559224002
>fun races are back
LET'S GO
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>>559224106
Source?
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kingu love
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>>559224705
Why the hell would I want the code? What the fuck are you even spazzing out about?
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Trainers are virtually useless, while the umas do all the work.
Get rid of trainers and just let them run, like they feel it.
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>>559224902
umamusume.com
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>>559224739
you….borrow…an sr card….?
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>>559220156
Why did they make a tweet about this and why does it have so many views?
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Give me RP ideas for me and my umawife
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>>559224592
crazy thought but
what if he
and hear me out
what if he
what if he wanted to play the game
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>>559224090
Makween.
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>>559225084
If he wanted to play the game then he wouldn't be involved with any kind of botting.
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Next thread will be better
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our fuarking heroes...
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>>559225015
>Just use SSR Sweepy.
>you….borrow…an sr card….?
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>>559225015
The sweepy that gives spurt is SSR retardchama
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>junior year
>NN is at 2/3
>classical year summer
>look up your OYL
>it's not there
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME? SHE DOESN'T FINISH HER EVENT?
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>>559223890
he ran out of carats
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NGL Rudolf is kinda baddie, she started growing on me
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>>559225198
It wont matter now, since I go to sleep at this moment.
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>>559225049
Just like how the toreina that makes umamusume the old fashioned way got viral, no one knows the mind of a normalfaggot
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Big fat swollen pulsing sweaty soaking wet umanko
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>>559224902
NTA but literally look outside bwo, why do you think the biggest third world authoritarian shitholes are universally conservative cultures.
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>>559225357
Not all of us can look outside the window and see a third world authoritarian conservative shithole, anon.
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>lost ura finale because I forgot to buy skills on a fast learner parent run
>ran too many mile races on b aptitude so she can't wolf win
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiieee
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I will not admire vega until her Christmas outfit
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>>559225357
Greater Israel is about to become a world power through right wing rule
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>>559225015
>can't follow a simple chain
>itoddler
kinguCHADS do not claim this one
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>>559225417
if you live in america you are literally living in one right now
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>>559225049
dexerto is basically like if your most retarded coworker decided he was going to start presenting his xitter feed to you as if it was news
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>>559225356
THATS WHAT MY FACE IS FOR
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>>559225478
why would I live in America
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>>559224002
10 minutes till we begin Turbo Tuesday!
Register now for turbotastic tubular races!
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>>559225418
>mant simulator
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>>559225223
>>559225226
sweep has an ssr card?!?! in jp or what? nigger this is global
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>>559224245
But the point of personal projects is to learn something or at least exercise what you already know. It's not the same as simply fixing some shitty bash where you only care about the result.
He shouldn't treat it like some shitty script hackjob, you can't go "Sam Altman take the well!" when shit hits the fan in prod.
It's kinda sad to see a learning side project that literally starts with "made by AI".
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>>559225478
if I kill myself, can I reincarnate to Tracen to meet with Laurel?
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>>559225478
succubus
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>>559224002
KINOOOOO
WE ARE SO BACK
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>>559225587
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>>559224002
>Rebricked danchou steps down
>FUN is back
So this is what going comfy and chill does
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>>559225210
Are they the biggest frauds ever?
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>>559225587
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>>559224002
Does this mean marvelous sunday derby is back?!?!
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>>559221690
>do not lewd the uma with big fat tiddies
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>>559225747
Spechan is not a fraud and lives up to her name as the Supreme Commander
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>>559225723
proof?
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>>559225271 >>559225545
Luna a cutie, simple as.
>>559225428
So is granny aCute
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>>559225301
This 97 year old trainer still dicks down their uma the old fashioned way
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>>559225710
>the tip of that straw is at worst under her ass or at best in her crack
Sweepy... Sexpy...
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What the ABSOLUTE FUCK??? Never saw such high unity numbers
the hell?
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>>559219410
Cygames fucked up
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>>559225839
Turbo Tuesday host is the same guy and was the bricked danchou.
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>runaway suzuka with groundwork joins
Uh oh
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If there are so many third world countries then what's supposed to be a first world country
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Post THAT thing, you know the ONE
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>>559225920
your mood bwo?
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Is this a better deal than cygames store which gives you 10% extra carats?
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>>559225587
This nigger doesn't even play the game
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>>559225920
>power on a front runner
ouch
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>>559225974
The ones who sacked third world countries
Better question is what the fuck is a second world country
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>>559225984
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>>559225920
BRO WATCH OUT SHES IN RAPE MODE
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>>559226112
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>>559225984
Alright
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>>559226107
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When you run a deck with six power cards
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>that one Urara
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>>559226126
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My grandma is dabbing
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>>559226112
I like to think she's saying this while kabedoning the trainer on the floor
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>>559225984
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>>559226076
second world country was always meant to refer to the USSR and its conquered territories
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>>559224002
>dirt mile is full
wtf
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What would you do in this situation?
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>>559226236
Maruzensky would do this
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>>559226185
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>>559225428
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>>559226209
Absolutely. It will be shit though and you will prob lose career
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>>559226062
>he doesn't increase power to his Front Runner
Do not cry when you will lose your position then.
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>>559225969
it's TURBO TUESDAY
big niges run this track
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>>559226287
accept the box of condoms and let her milk me
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>>559226062
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do your legend races
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>>559225984
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>>559226287
Thank her for the obligatory chocolate.
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>>559226229
I need to install sex plugins to my Bourbon
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post those bond levels /uma/
how many level 10s you got?
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>>559225895
Is he for (You)?
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>>559226278
anon, there is a dirt cm in 2 days

>>559226326
I LOVE ACE
ACE ON MY FACE
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
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>>559226241
torena...
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>>559224002
The Turbo Tuesday Races will begin shortly.
Hang to your seatbelts and enjoy the ride.
Sprint first!
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>>559226473
>16
LET ME IN DESU WAAAAA
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>>559226472
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WHY ALL THE FRONTRUNNERS JOINING MILE I WANTED TO SHOW OFF MUH DAIVA AND NOW SHES GONNA LOSE BECAUSE OF YOU NYOOOO
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>>559226107

>>559225593
Being a "script kiddie" is just that, someone that barely or not at all knows how to code (me) and fucks around with pre-done things. Vibe Coder are like that to me, and the ones that CAN code shouldn't be called vibe anything just cuz they use AI tools (if they are), as they're coder using AI to assist. People like me that use AI meanwhile could be that, but it's a derogatory term, and rightfully so, as I'm not a coder. If anything the whole "coder" part should be removed as it removes from the profession.
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AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IM PACING DOWN MY CAPRICORN TRAUMA
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>>559226107
>>559226639
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
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>>559226107
>>559226185
>>559226326
Are these the only umas with one of these?
I'd love to hear a hag doing this
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STOP
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Ah yes, my favorite sprinter uma... *check notes* Mejiro Dober...
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>>559226546
Your WINNERS!
Mejiro Dober wins the Turbo Tuesday Sprint race!
Mile race in 5 minutes
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Dober just won without corner to ult...
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who are top 5 most schizo umas?
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>>559226840
based, kill Curren
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>>559225984
MANTBLAZER START OF THE CLIMAX

DIRT CM ROOMS
30907472
64019261
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>>559226851
Opera's gotta be up there
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Sprints aren't real.
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>>559226834
For me it's Kawakami Princess
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>30 carats on a single career
I'M RICH
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>>559226841
The doc troon was right all along...
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>>559226326

>>559226740
There he iiiiiiiis
>>559226750
There is versions for plenty of uma, but not all of them have singing voices.
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Consider Hagushin
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we all here
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>>559226930
Kawakami nipples...
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>>559226840
Nevermind.
Starting the mile race! Let's GO!!
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>>559226851
Cafe has to be there, Agnes in the movie, her game variant is too bland
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>Not a single soul posted Doto V
I'll do it then
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>>559227060
doxbwos...
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>>559226910
>30907472
Funny participants
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>>559225974
“Third World” is an outdated and obsolete term. It originally referred to countries that were not aligned with any of the major superpowers during the cold war. After 1991, that geopolitical framework collapsed, and the term lost its original meaning. The modern right keeps the term alive because it functions rhetorically rather than analytically. “Third World” is an emotionally charged and useful shorthand for disorder, corruption, or institutional weakness which they use to dramatize domestic decline or to frame immigration and cultural debates into an "Us vs Them" mentality.
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>>559226851
Golshi, opera, tachyon, cafe and still in love? Golshi 1st, not sure about order after
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>>559227060
aieeee I'm being doxxed
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>>559227173
DON'T EAT IT
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https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commits/main/
>bunch of random old commits under sweeptosher's account lost the account link and avatar
oh nononono
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>>559227060
anonchama, win this and then use the prize money to recruit some new blood for our club
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>>559226840
This makes up for my CM loss, beautiful
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>>559227189
Wait a minute... That is just my dacchis
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>>559226910
>/uma/ room
>looks inside
>it's Uma&Co room
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I still have my 3* half anni voucher and 2 SSR crystals and don't what to use the them for

I have a 0LB Creek that I've been thinking on lvling up to LB3 but I'm still unsure
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>>559227057
I'm more partial towards Sakura Waifushin O
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>>559227115
Your Winners!
DAIWA SCARLET WINS THE MILE RACE!
Medium race starting in 5 minutes!
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>>559227060
>missed the doxx
phew
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WOW MY FUCKING BORROWS ARE USED UP
PLEASE FUCKING DO NOTHING FOR THE NEXT 18 HOURS BECAUSE FUCK YOU NIGGER
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>>559227383
Realized it too after I joined. It was funny
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>>559227410
don't use your crystals on creek, use the 1st anni selectors
that's my plan anyway, i'm in the exact same position
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I apologise for ever doubting you
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>>559227410
tickets on creek or biko
keep the crystals
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>>559227330
nyoooo
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>>559227173
she was posted yesterday tho

spechuds on the other hand...
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>>559227514
hehe
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It's really funny how some of the Uma train the trainer.
Imagine being manipulated by a high school girl, lmao.
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Uma for this feel?
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>>559227514
lol
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>>559227057
>>559227475
>dangerously retarded
>incredibly sexy and sweet

Dare I say... the perfect uma?
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>>559226578
WHY DIDNT YOU BELIEVE IN HER
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>>559227563
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>>559227390
Everyone loves to be inside umanko
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>>559227390
Uma&Co danchou runs this generals from the shadows, he puppets all the other danchodes into doing his bidding
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>>559219410
https://gametora.com/umamusume/missions
the February stakes missions aren't visible but can be done. it's in the notes
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what the fuck air shakur didn't even START her fucking events
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Is this.....the first good thread in months?
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>>559227060
>Kaite joins the room
>doxx happens
I'm nooticing...
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>>559227638
you're not /uma/ club you're only a VFcord goon
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>>559227770
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>>559227580
truly devilish, but only if it's VR kino, not when it's AI slop then I don't care, and it's very likely the latter considering it's modern day engagement farming twitter
>>559227748
>months
there have been REAL good threads in the middle of the fucking night now and then, you probably just werent here or are shit posting
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>>559226027
No these are only free carats (which have some limitations like discount daily pull). it's only perk is if you have the play sub already or have play points from other stuff
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>>559227607
Yes
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>>559227495
Hold your horses, Turbo Tuesday Medium Race is starting!
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>>559227832
The bonus carats in the cystore are also free carats and not the paid kind.
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ei ei mun
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>>559227617
Runaway suzuka stealing angling and such
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>>559227925
"MUN MY BOOTS? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN"
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>>559227748
why is it good
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Post retarded umas being sexy
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lol
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SUZUKA GAME
OONIGE GAME
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please gas out please gas out
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>>559227832
I don't really care that they aren't paid since I'm buying carats already, just looking for extra.
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>>559227579
I’d let her manipulate me
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We need a lolibaba umamusume
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>>559228030
That nude rice fixes the other 600 posts
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KILL SILENCE SUZUKA
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>>559227579
>Imagine being manipulated by a high school girl, lmao.
Yeah that's me
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>>559227475
>>559227845
>>559228047
sex with waifushin
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>>559227874
Your Winners!
From start to finish the winner of your Turbo Tuesday Medium Race, SILENCE SUZUKA!!
Tahbo Long is starting in 5 minutes!
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>>559226910
Thanks for the inhouse dacchis, I will be back later
>>559227804
>VFcord
Forced unfunny meme that will never stick, kys brown
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>>559228232
rape
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>>559227748
There's still a bad poster AMONGUS but it's a very nostalgic thread
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/uma/ lost...to this?????
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>>559218362
Website name?
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>>559227579
I want to be a victim.
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>>559228047
its crazy how sexy she gets with her hair down
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>>559228314
Tazuna trained uma
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>>559228174
The cowards haven't released a proper loli in forever, much less they'd make one that combines the experience of a hag with the hot bod of a loli
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>>559216828
sad that jiggie started dying when we were getting close to completion
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>>559228314
no one believes suzuka is the runaway rape train that never should've been released during unity
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>>559216747
Post UMAZING TV ads
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>>559227810
Imagine how big is the Digitan's uma folder
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>>559228242
Remember to drink water!
The TT Long race is starting!
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>>559227286
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TIL McQueen's good ending's title is a reference to her Haruten CM
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>>559228432
Hair down is just superior every time
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>>559228251
Being a pace pasa is suffering... But i refuse to build a fr*nt
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>>559228569
Somehow Red Desire is even more mentally unwell than Still and it scares me
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>>559227541
is 0LB Biko okay to use? instead of a MLB SR like Sweep or King?
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Literally no one likes Bakushin
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>>559228047
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I wouldn't say EVERY time, but that's very situational.
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>>559228621
I'd love to engage in the classic hip-hop tradition of raping a girl to death with Helios
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wtf we lost to mcqueen
I'm done with this game
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>>559228729
What's wrong with red desire?
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>>559227579
post cute high school girls
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>>559228783
I've always loved Baku, everyone loves her now because of the licky meme posers
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>>559228314
Unrestrained?
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>>559228781
hmmm nyo
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>>559228808
look at those hangers
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>>559228621
I like how zephyr is sorta staring off into space while she's groovin'
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>>559228854
off model trash
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>>559224002
The king returns! Too bad I was out at lunch and missed it all.
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>>559228662
Your Winners!
Mejiro Mcqueen wins the TT Long race!
Dirt Race is starting in 5 minutes after this commercial break.
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I thought Longslops was an End closer game...
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>>559228827
there's no situation where I wouldn't have sex with Fine Motion every time
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>hur dur off model reee
take a hike faggot
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>>559228884
Absolutely nothing
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>>559228921
she really likes to relate Suzuka with the afterlife, huh
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you suck desu wa
get gud desu no
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>>559228854
off model treasure
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>>559228827
>see uma with elaborate hair style
>let her hair down
>10 times better at worst
It's superior
Whenever it isn't is because the uma was a fugly to begin with
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>>559229035
this is somehow the only long track that doesn't have a late race straight
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>>559229138
Why would she say this to Teio
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>>559229045
I would have sex with FiMo ONLY if Piccolo Player gave me her seal of approval.
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Does anyone have a good seiun with groundwork and some dirt as a grandparent? I need to remake my smaru. Please im begging you
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>>559229138
Based and desuwa pilled
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>>559228854
Sakura Bakushin *
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>>559229045 >>559229138
So true! https://youtu.be/uxs_HYw_mLk?t=102
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>>559228367
Onegai...
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>>559228432
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>>559229189
devilish taabo host
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>babe wake up you have 15 TP again
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>>559225710
the support card story isn't even sweepy teasing me sexily in her skintight childlike swimsuit i have been ROBBED
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>>559229157
It works the other way around as well. Rudolf with gigatail is hot
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>>559229246
uma.moe
Good luck
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All umas are improves by 50% just having off model bigger tits, you are gay if you disagree
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>>559228781
You need MLB Biko to surpass MLB Sweep
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>>559228367
>>559229368
pretty sure it's THAT website
here's a non shill calculator
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
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>>559229374
>Fan of my full hair thanks to my fathers genes
>Hate the moment they reach a certain lenght as they become annoying to deal with
It's a annoying deal in a way. On one side I could have fluffy full hair, on another I want a buzzcut to make my daily dealings easier.
Also I want to fuck around with a cue girls long hair.
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>>559229189
tokyo 2500 and nakayama 3600 kinda
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>>559229368
this is rape
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>>559229030
Turn on your TV! Any channel!
The Last race for the Turbo Tuesday races (Dirt) is about to begin!
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>>559229507
ok but 50% bigger tits for mcqueen is still flat!
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Why don't we merge all club cords together to organize fun events?
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FRONTGODS
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>>559229806
Okay, post your club and your 'cord to get us started
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>>559229806
loooooooooooooool
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i asked my barber for the nishino flower cut and now i look like anton chigurh
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>>559229806
Chiyotard would groom people
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>>559229568
I'm ngmi... How do you use it? It only looks like a compare tool to me
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>>559227579
ふふっ, あらあら
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I thought S. Maru was a brick?
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>>559229658
i think something happened to the mood generator there's only 1 bad mood and 0 awfuls
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>>559229768
conceptualize the taste
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Pasa your unique.
Why didn't you use it.
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>>559229658
Your Winners!
Running the race like it's a stroll on the beach, MARUZENSKY!

Thank you all for your participation of the Turbo Tuesday Races (patent pending). See you all next time!
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>>559229935
>listened to browns
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>>559229856
I don't have invite privileges
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>saw a Fuku activate 2 (TWO) accel
>get blocked inside
That hurts to see
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>>559229507
Shape > Size
If you have to choose one or the other
But combine both and you're a god
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Respect to that cemetery full of fronts and paces
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>>559229968
it's 1800 not 1600 so you probably got fucked by your low stamina gamble
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>>559230052
Life of a late Surger...
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>>559229926
oh my bad it doesn't have multi rainbows if that's what you're looking for specifically
but yeah that's the VFcord gaslight website
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>>559229928
Creek trained me into being her baby
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LET'S
GOOOOOO
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>>559229968
it wasn't tokyo, bwo...
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Do we love Laurel here?
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>>559230152
VFCord...?
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>>559230056
Post her glass feet
NOW
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/uma/ posters...
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>>559230276
nta but are you a newfag?
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Uma&Co > Mambo > Rebricked > Rest
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>>559230320
sex mit deutsch pferd
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>>559230007
that was fun, thank you for hosting it again.
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>>559229968
>>559230252
oops that was the turf track but the dirt track is basically the same
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>>559230320
My paizuri slave..
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>>559230383
It seems like someone pretending to be a newfag
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>>559230007
Thanks for hosting, hope you have a swell week
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>>559230007
>S+
>SPEED
>QUEEN
>MARUZENSKY
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>>559230383
I dont pay attention to what most anons post in this thread, I like saving images and memes and now I want to learn about the website
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>>559228101
Google play points shill.
If you exclusively use Google play only to play Uma. Then you need a 3.75x multiplier to beat Cygames in store.
If you whale other games then this is a no brainer. If you solely play uma, webstore is better
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>>559230441
>>559230472
Disgusting
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>>559230007
>>559230007
That was fun. Thanks for hosting
It was rigged though, I didn't win once
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>Train Summer Special Week
>Not allowed to enter that one summer with full energy otherwise I miss out on the +10 event
>Train Summer Maruzensky
>Random dog event with + energy
>Train Valentine Bourbon
>If I hit early March and I have full energy the run's a brick
Don't even get me started on their events with positive statuses
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>>559230493
That's what I assumed but wanted their response to make sure
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>>559230007
Thanks for hosting! It's been a real while since we last had a fun event like this
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Does this shop seriously not refresh

WHAT DO I DO WITH FRIEND POINTS
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>>559230007
Anyone mind posting the maruzensky + deck?
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agnes hebegital
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I'd fuck Teio
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>>559230772
Get in line
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>>559229246
I use this one 609826037169
Hope it helps, 1 (uno) single groundwork spark.
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>>559230247
don't eat it anon!!
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>>559230736
Its a buhi, don't bother>>559230739
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>>559230664
I don't get what's the big deal with wanting to learn about the website
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>>559230706
didn't they add monthly tickets to the normal shop or some shit
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>>559218523
no guide is powerful enough to resist your retardation
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>>559230007
Very Naisu! Thanks for hosting
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>>559230835
precisionclickerGOD...
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>>559230567
i whale a bit in tcg pocket once in a while (used to every pack drop but stopped being serious about it when uma came out) so i'm at plat with 6kish points. i saw that sometimes it gives out nutty points multipliers once in a while though, like 10-15x. would taking advantage of those to spend a bunch make up for it?
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>No dirt
>Now this
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>>559230772
>you like teio-sama no manko huh trainer
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>>559230834
Doto never goofs up. The one she fed Shakur had poison, the one she gave you however is spiked
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>>559230835
>Its a buhi
Of course, fucking oinkers.
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We are close to reaching the limit
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>>559230852
they're just retarded, one mention of the browntuber and they seethe as 50$ is deducted from their card each time he makes guides
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>>559230835
Give deck
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>>559230706
stock gets released in waves
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>>559230576
Please do not call me disgusting while posting sweaty umas or I will get aroused
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>>559231107
If you want to talk about your cord then go to your cord
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Another wave of players is quitting
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>>559231064
windows vista, my beloved
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>>559231107
Nigger I don't give a fuck about internet personalities I am here to learn about the website ffs
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>>559230980
Yes anything greater than 4x you should spend in Google eco, but 10-15x is the most bang for your buck. Even if you can't get 1150, a few months of free gifts and you will.
t. 100k club
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>didn't win a single room from Turbo Tuesdays
Maybe I'm just not cut out for this and it's time to quit
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>>559231235
>seething
qed
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>another thread that ends with an image of doto and calling someone a nigger
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>>559231339
Go back retard
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bros my uma gave me something to drink and now i have a boner that hasn't gone away for hours and i swear there's someone following me
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>>559231415
I'll go back to fucking your mom
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>>559231340
how often should i be checking for gifts and offers? has uma gotten any multipliers yet?
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>>559231509
>>559231509
>>559231509
>>
BAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>turbo tuesday ends and it immediately goes back to shitposting
maybe we should just get rid of bricked, why do we even tolerate them
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>>559231339
i'll post it in new thread to get as many (you)s as possible
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>>559231476
dotobro....
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>>559231525
No, but it's level dependent
For diamond I get weekend offers of 7-15x for 3-4 days, so I check every Sunday. Sometimes there's mid week deals so best is check Wednesdays, Friday for gift, and Sundays.
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>>559231548
as long as they're still a club full of anons, they're fine. those 5 last to join are from here. . . right?
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>>559223520
lol im borrowing the same rudolph



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