Previous: >>559231509>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>559248831>OG ningen>Super cute>Unity ningen>Serious sex>This girl>MEGA cute and sex>Onsen>HAG SEXHow do they do it?
sweepy
>>559249112>>559249175STONKS
>>559249182AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE KITA DONT LOOK
Should I bake now or should I wait a bit?
tooo early
>>559249380go away
>>559249182>>559249365Too late
>marked
>>559249371Wait until Eurohours is done, the /v/ janny that hates uma is a Euro
>>559249301That wasn't my question, but thank you.I was asking how CyJew does it, making great ningen. Sure you can go "they're rare", but that's boring as shit and for /yuri/faggots.
>>559249439IgnoreSexSexSexSex
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141886712
>>559249530>Wait until Eurohours is doneMate it's 2 fucking AM, EU hours start up in 4-6h again. The fuck do you want?>>559249439killsexsexignore (for now)sex
A stern, uncompromising jiggie (in progress)https://jiggie.fun/k7KP3Lhttps://jiggie.fun/k7KP3L
>>559249529
I WANT TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLWHERE ARE THE GOOD UMA BANNERS
>last thread was an absolute dumpster fire >NEW BREAD NEW BREAD THE SHITPOSTERS CANT FOLLOW US TO A NEW BREAD!!! tards
>>559249439Creek is a fake hag. A pervert twisted into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
>>559249749dead general shut up incel
>>559249714Maybe she used that image so she could show off for everybody how weirdly shaped her trainer's skull is, because she wants them to laugh at him
>>559249714
>>559249669Some anons, like a janny for example, that have no life are still awake during that time. Just like Westcoast faggots are still awake when its already 5am in the Eastcoast.
>>559249908I want to console her and take advantage of her embarrasment to conveive out first child
>>559249934Sure, that's fine and dandy. But what does that explain about what (You) think "euro hours" stands for? Euro hours have official been over for at least 2-4 hours, at the very least for 7 minutes.Not even bitching at this point, just honestly curious what you mean.
>>559249908
>>559249843Put him in the goo goo chamber
>>559247730>>>/a/286475890>>559250179Cute!
Did anyone build the White Lightning of Naniwa Tamamo Cross for the dirt CMI believe she can beat the Mexican Champion El Condor Pasa.
>>559250081
made them last nighthopefully i reach group A finals
>EHHHH!?? Mushuir you wuntzo oui oui my hon hon? We mus go for un cafe and un CWOISANT befowe we can do ze hon hon!
>>559249439only GIGA FAGGOTS wouldnt fuck seeking the pearl she has dick sucking lips and looks like she would blow you in public at any given opportunity
>>559250246
DigiCUTE love!
>people say they dont wanna touch uma X>fans of uma X have a meltdown calling everyone else namesclassic
>all won against A5>not even 600kfake and gay
>>559250418
Hi cygames can I pls get more pulls I promise I will stop sweeping if you do
>still no qol>bots not banned>MANT incoming with ZERO signs of changesthis game is DOOMED
>>559250490>3 weeks ago>first time make my way into 600k, highscore being 609k>last week, same team, easily make my way to 628>last week I couldn't even breach 600k, get demoted>last night I managed 605k or somethingwanna kill cyjew
>>559250603
>>559250197need this to be my pov after she's put me in baby clothing
>>559250668You need to improve weaker umas who jobbed
ningens are trash
I'm not doing more than one fan run until MANT. I hope you will understand, danchou
>>559250768Soon she'll handle even the hardest ones
>>559250806I can hardly be bothered to improve my TT stuff as it is, now you're telling me to continue that as if I'm a try hard? sounds super gay and lame. im shit at this as well>>559250828sex with cute boys
>>559250768
Is anyone from umadash online? Please accept my request
why is this pajeet so obsessed with spamming the same nigger image
>>559250642>Icarus can gather mountains of gamedata for qol>Bots not banned>MANT incoming with CLEAR signs of sweepy updates This game is SAVED
>>559251013why are you so obsessed with skin color?
>>559250949sorry da dawg council doesn't grant you the rank of canine
>>559250937
The frog is so much better than Teio
>>559251057insanely ironic post coming from someone who posts the same image in every single thread to try and bait responses
>>559251159guess who bit
>>559251048>with CLEAR signs of sweepy updatesI wouldn't call "MANT" as a choice in the menu + a ton of underlying groundwork "SIGNS", it's pretty well known that it's been in the works for a while now.
umas that cream vs umas that squirt
If I eat yesterday's choco can I get the same one today?
>>559251119
Double Mayacchi chocos...I am so blessed.
Take away my trainer license. Jesus fucking christ.
>>559251290
I made this Falco while doing the Feb missions. Does she have a shot in the dirt cup?
How good is the Dodging Danger+Prudent Positioning combo? Worth sacrificing 100 power for?
>>559251476>early leadnope
I quit being danchou
>>559251253>doesn't even deny itit sucks that this website is so shit that literal discord trannies can run spam campaigns openly to lower site quality and they never get punished for it.
>>559251472
>>559251476epic image rajeed
what is it with the japanese and making dogshit menus and UIs its like they love doing 8 animated transition screens to access something
>>559251631
>>559250642Can't wait for Icarus to pump out Ug-Uf uberumas every CM when it invariably shatters this games balance
I'm a brainlet and I really hate learning new scenario again from scratch since it took me 2 months to properly efficiently play Unity Cup.
>>559249439These three plus Ace, Maru and Ramonu are the true hags. It would be nice to have a picture of all six of them.Oh and I guess Sirius as well
>>559251589i'm not that guy, and i'm not doing anything other than telling you exactly what you're doing.
>>559251801style over substance attracts normies, just like graphics do, except for music, makes things seem polished and high quality as well.
Taiki X Nishino or Seiun X Nishino
>>559251557I will NOT roll for the golden groundwork Bourbon card because she won't finish the event chain anyways.
>old uma ults be likestay in 6th place or less and get accel>new uma ults be likeif you haven't gotten rushed and your trainee is currently exactly on 4th and after activating 6 other skills previously get stamina and a velocity boost
>>559251810
>>559251839just use gamtora to get a race schedule and buy the forbidden green juice
>>559251810uuuu umadacchiuuuu umapyoi umapyoi
>>559249908>UWAAAHThe Act like Ticket game
>>559251848>my punny wife drawn by MR CBCUTE!>>559251976Bloat does that to a motherfucker, happens to anyone.https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/538498/yugioh-battles-of-legend-chapter-1-chaos-emperor-the-dragon-of-armageddon?Language=English
>>559251936You x rope
>>559251991
>>559252075>pendulumI shan't read.
>>559252172
>>559252184READ NIGGA REAAAAAAAAAAAAD!but yes power creep always results in fucked up bullshit like this its impossible to avoid
DRINK IT MCFAT
>>559252075Meanwhile, an early character
>TIL Sweepy can do TT
>>559252345
>>559252440been able to deal with TT since forever lmao>>559252424prrrrretty much. cards used to be of the "normal type", no special effect, just flavor text.
>>559252405When is MANT?I need to abuse Teio
>>559252440>botfags are too lazy to click 3 buttonslmao
>>559252551aCUTE!
>>559252513
>>559252405Avocado shakes are fucking good.
When did free pull campaign start?
>>559252549cums with kitabitch
>>559252752fuck Ardan, I'm banking my free pulls
>>559252623>anons are CONSTANTLY bitching about having to to TT for missions and challenges>b-b-b-b-bUT MUH BOTTERSpathetic incel
>>559249735>aislop
>>559252697
>>559252779those anons? you and only you
What's stopping you from botting now that it's proven they don't ban shit.
Hopefully this thread will not be bricked
>>559252901someones gonna say "muh dignity xD" or "muh whale cards!! I spent money!" or "im not brown lol"yeah sure like eden cucks havent used money
>>559252352>check master duel meta>can't recognize a single meta deck
>>559252871
>>559249439The true hags. Forever Zooung is a fraud
>>559252901I already got banned in GBF for botting, my track record with Cygames is not very good
>>559252959
>>559252776eh.... I think banking free pulls was a one-time only thing
>>559253042
>so hopeless i thought of getting winter runner for copeless stakes
That retarded sweepydev brought the absolute worst subhumans to this general. It is so obvious we are being raided or at least visited by a bunch of retarded tourists who are shitting up everywhere, since yesterday.>"b-but /uma/ was shit before!"It's even worse and its noticeable.I'm fucking off, see you next week I guess.
>>559252901Does it work on steam?Someone give instruction?Can I read manga or play other games while the game bots?
>>559253234NoNoNO
>Kills your fine motion argument>is also actually on the wit space
>>559253224cope
>>559253282Marvelous!
>>559253208gn
Is Tracen secretly a match making avenue for umamusumes?
>>559253275Whats the point of botting if I cant even use it and only discordfags in /uma/ and their sekrit club can
>>559253234>Does it work on steam?There is (dog shit) ones for Steam, the good ones all use Emulator.>Someone give instruction?Read their git pages you tech illiterate turd>Can I read manga or play other games while the game bots?They directly interact with the emulator, leaving you to do fuckever you want, so yes.>>559253378Yes.
>>559252752yesterday
>>559253378>secretly
>>559253378>secretelythey will never release the Satono files
>>559240428why did they have the real horse icon for laurel instead of the uma?
>>559253282you fundamentally misunderstand how MANT worksyou need +40 stats on training to skip a Rival Race you are not getting that with those garbage ass cards
the botters will get banned
>>559253282I've seen like 7 threads non stop arguing about this card. /uma/ really needs to cave on one of these points because both can't be true>Mant is THE f2poor mode where anyone can win CMsOR>this card (or neicha) is necessary and your MANT experience if your goal is CMs will be miserable without itIt's one or the other /uma/. So which is it?
>>559253461>Why did this keiba video use actual horse imagery instead of zoomer garbage like uma imagery?Fuck off
>>559253514they literally used uma images for sunday and top gun bro that's why I asked man
>>559253491>Mant is THE f2poor mode where anyone can win CMsGood for me, a f2per!>this card is necessary for paceGood for me, as I'm a pacer and already have LB2 of her!
>>559253363I really like them using [rushed] to signify them freaking out and panicking in non-race situations.
>>559252184Good thing about pendulums is that they're garbage lmao no need to read that shit
>>559253514that channel is run by an uma fan and usually uses uma images you stupid faggot
>>559253461Video probably released before Laurel got her uma design is what I’m guessing
TB is really going to be the death of this general, not because of the long career, but because you retards fall for every single gaslight possibleif the brownest of browns uploaded a video tomorrow talking about how spamming races is bad actually you'll have at least 5 niggers spamming it here saying it's the most optimal way of playing it
>>559253491>Mant is THE f2poor mode where anyone can win CMsyoutuber opinion, no one here claims this>this card (or neicha) is necessary and your MANT experience if your goal is CMs will be miserable without it/uma/ opinion
>>559253282funny enough i have both but i prefer to use this one this rainbows hit harder when everyone is in wit
>>559253820Good
>>559250490Bwo, you're 6th places....
>>559253820and yet you won't say the right way to play, you'll just keep it to yourself and gloat when someone gets it wrong for some schizo reason like "increasing my cm chances" or something
PleaseBring your creature to me
>>559253401That's why I don't get the reason why botting is frowned upon. It just the same as doing your OSRS farming with autohotkey scripts. You can't do anything while it's running.
>>559253976Can't. Janny might ban me cuz it's FURRY.
>>559253491Anon it's the same gaslighting niggers pretending this scenario is f2p friendly. Look at the deck suggestions and showcases for Aoharu, there was a 17000 rated Bourbon showcased even though I don't think I've seen a single 17000+ rated Uma in rooms or CMs. If you play as a f2p you will be miserable but you can get a highroll and get really good stats once in a while.
>>559254021consider it a deserved vacation
>>559253874that's a great card (the fuku wit card is even better) but unfortunately both are chopped in MANT due to their race bonus values
>>559253491>You can easily achieve top of the line stat lines with the bottom of the barrel basic cards and can win CMs with just those aloneHowever>Premium RB cards provide role compression so you can slot in better cards with better skills without sacrificing stats, giving you more consistent and powerful results and allowing you greater build diversity and a better experience with the scenario overallThese points aren’t mutually exclusive.Now, is the FineMo banner worth it? I’ll argue that the Zenno/Curren banner provides a comparable Wit Card without having to slog through Kawakami Princess dupes to get it. No one is saying FineMo is bad. It’s just this banner that sucks.
>>559253282This general lost all its reputation after dooming Fuku speed card just to find out several anons had mlb her two week after. It's all larp with you lying pieces of shit.
>>559253980>blatantly gaslighting anons on the bothilarious, incel>>559254072I'll consider it deserved after the janny was shot
Biwa's biwas are pretty big.
>>559253491>this card (or neicha) is necessary and your MANT experience if your goal is CMs will be miserable without it
>Daily free singleswho asked for this
boysex
>>559254274It'll change to 10 rolls eventually
umalator says i only need 500 stamina for a pace?i wonder if there will actually be quite a lot of paces because of people too lazy to mutate and have access to oguri pasa taiki
>>559254294is this peak gf behaviour?
>>559254141>>559253980Are you guys using different bots perhaps? Whats the link of those githubs with uma bots which /uma/ uses, I think theres several there.
>>559254274Me. I want to savor each roll. It's the joy that this single might be the one.If you pull 10 you lose that excitement. That anticipation.
>>559254259>tranny imagenow post your uma.moa whatever site so we can move on
>>559254384nice try mr cy gaymes
>>559254274It's ragebait to get you to spend more caratsRoll once like a good goy or else
>>559254259let's not forget how he gaslit all his fellow browns into rolling for Riko before emptying his college account for those cards.
>>559254334you need close to 600, realistically over 600 if you're not hitting 400+ guts too
*leashes you to the ground and slaps you 10 times*
>>559254259the fact that xe got mad and accidentally disproved xis own fine motion arguments in the reply is so golden
i never get anything butt DAHBY copies from the free pulls
>>559254371yush
>>559253491>Mant is THE f2poor mode where anyone can win CMseveryone already can win CMs. it's the difference between whale and poorfag's stats being reduced>this card (or neicha) is necessary and your MANT experience if your goal is CMs will be miserable without itnot that miserable i think, just not optimalfrom the play through i watched. fine motion needs less click to achieve the same amount of wit compared to SR cards. in MANT, you dont have the luxury of training wit constantly like unity so every rainbow during summer count
post a card that you love but cant use because of the horrible side effectsi love how ridiculously strong this card is but the energy drain always hit at the worst times
>>559254593witmaxx while you use it
>>559254580cute
>>559254487H-hot.
>>559254593There aren't any because I don't care about side effects
can i stockpile my free rolls or something, i already have ardan
>>559254186One is Haya the other is Hide
>>559254660
Can someone @VivlosTranny the gif where someone moves the riceshower hat onto him
her name is hayahide like cap or chan or black
>>559254681>notthistime_jonathanfrakes.webm
>>559254681only if you also have ALL Ardan cards that have been released up to this point - otherwise the free scouting options will not accumulate in any way
I'm not arguing finemo is a bad card. She's very goodI AM arguing this banner. Again and again /uma/ always glosses over the need to MLB a card. You really want me to dump BARE MINIMUM 60k (SIXTY THOUSAND) carrots on a fucking kawakami princess banner?
>tfw still no seiun sky on my accountgive it to me straight bwos am I cursed?
>>559254334i didnt see many in roommatches, around 2-3 per room. only taiki is there as pace, all other pace has to rely on triggering NSM on the slowest front runners, so most of the time non-taiki pace just doesnt do anything
I was wondering why I had 2 on my quests on resetturns out it was just this thing before it was unlocked
Its a good thing SRs are viable for f2ps
Has anybody in the history of uma ever got a full MLB from a single 10 pull?
>>559254924For wit? They're not.>>559254859The "seinlet" thing is a /v/ meme, wrong board
>>559254859just dont run fronts
>>559254838I'm not asking you to do anything. All I'm saying is that the sex that I've had with a borrowed MLB finemo is the best I've ever had, truly supreme. At first you think "What are all the Uma bodyguards about?" But then you get really into it, enjoying their flustered faces.
>>559254838Boy howdy do I have a banner for (You)
>>559254859you're me
>>559254859just amass a collectionno one actually does more than 5 runs a day
>>559254838I don't know about you but I'm rolling. I'm not going into MANT without my own finemo. You do you
>>559254789Technically her name is 'wa Haya. The "Bi" is a prefix that's somewhat similar to an honorific and the "hide" is a decorative that you aren't supposed to use when casually referring to the horse outside formal contexts. You also must bow while saying her name or technically you aren't pronouncing it correctly and could be deported/exiled if you happened to be speaking this way on Japanese soil in hearing of a local daimyo
Let's race! I'm holding a Room Match in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Room ID: 99744804#Umamusume #Game #Umamusume #RoomMatchOpen
>>559255010>shilling the fucking rob roy bannerNow THIS is some fresh gaslighting
>>559250603Meisho Doto, on the huntWhat is she after?Hopefully, my penis>>559254779
>>559254838the sister card on any desired card banner is pretty much always ass or mid. How many people are using their 1LB pasa power from the KSB banner, or rice shower from riko banner, or ayabe from the fuku banner. Might get used now and then but unless you are a gigapoorfag by the time the banner is shared with a good card you're only a couple months out from a superior card being available (and missing out on months of having an instapick wit card in every deck)
>>559255091what the fuck
>>559255161everybody loves Zenno Rob Roy
Toreina why aren't you eating my handmade Valentine choco? Do you really hate me that much?
>>559255091#winning #tigersblood
>>559255091Huh, that's a cute way to advertise a room
>>559255218I used a 0LB Power Rice on Suzuka and Maya during longslop
>>559255218>1LB Power PasaYOU WISHI GOT 7 PASAS AND 1 KITASAN FROM THAT BANNER
I already luckshitted 3LB FineMo somehow so I'm pretty sad that I can't participate in the FineMo arguments. I haven't thought about the banner at all nor have I planned my carats around the banner
>>559254838Don't talk shit about Kawakami Princess I swear to godAlso in June there's another FM rerun just get 2 copies and pull the rest later
I didn't get a chocolate yesterday
>>559254734Is Biwa the head?
>rolling finemo instead of NTRngmi
I started playing last week. What are the support cards I must aim to get this year?
>>559255547>7that's not even a curse it's just a statement
>>559255218>the sister card on any desired card banner is pretty much always ass or midcreek/tazuna (debut banner)lighthello/tachyon (debut banner)maruzen/finemocb/creekramonu + SRs (debut banner too)pasa + SRs (debut banner)You are so stupid and wrong I had to lay out how wrong you are
>>559255569>rolling for the card thats only good one scenariojust borrow it
Did you enjoy watching BoaNE in theaters, umadacchis?
>>559254838Go back to your Discord community. Everyone here already knows that this is the banner you're supposed to save for
>>5592555102 copies is 60k carats for me
>>559254838yea its the one good chance you'll get to use Finemo at her full power.this isnt complicated
Oh there's a version where Espo doesn't know the dance.
>>559255573Supah CreekuLight Hello/Agnes TachyonRamonuEl Condor PasaOwari
>>559255628wtf thats me
>>559255091Well that was a boring race, S. Maru held the lead from start to finish. And as much as I appreciate the regulars joining the rooms, for 3 months now it's 80% the same 3-5 anons. One more214782792147827921478279
>>559255628I wonder how much courage and lack of shame does it take to do something like this outside of idol concerts
>better mood effect, your career should be 90% of the time on great>double the initial friendship>same race bonus, so she's useable on TB>65 SPECIALITY PRIORITY, she will always be on wit training>worse TE, but you won't be seeing her outside wit anywayWhy is Finemo so much better again?
>>559255654>going through all of MANT with SR cardswho's this "everybody" you're talking about
>>559255628hes cringe but hes free truly a gigachad and chud at the same time
>so many in /uma/ are too stupid to know that they will only ban everyone at once and not individuallythe sweepy botter not being banned yet doesn't mean a banwave won't happen. they don't ban individually so that cheaters can't just test workarounds like he was trying to do.it's like you guys have never played any other online game before why do you think it's called a banWAVE jesus anons don't fall for the botter's propaganda
>>559255680:D
>>559255680>artifactshow
>>559255735I dont think you understand how much more powerful an extra 7% friendship bonus is
>>559255774you've been saying this for months
>>559254779Wait is that a streamer who got mad because something he was planning on releasing was released and is talking like your kindergarten teacher?Is that guy an adult even?
>>5592557357.5% friendship and 10% training bonus is yuge newbro
>>559255720The film flopped as you can see by the empty theatre, who cares
>>559255839>is that streamer even an adult?of course not lmao
>>5592558092-3 wit on a rainbow, in this case.
>>559255657I'm sorry to hear you are in great misery, close your eyes and it will be all over
>>559255735Curren is lowkey the strongest wit card for a whileyou forgot to mention how she doesn't clog the card pool because she fucks off with one choice on the first event (the only good choice) and gives 30 energy + PTO
Lets be real 40-50% of /uma/ will quit during Trackblazer. So go out with a bang and MLB this card and have fun before dropping the game.Live a little you guys.
>>559256026but why when I can have fun just borrowing it
>>559253491Pace has no other good cards yet. All of pace's gold skills suck assTechnician sucks.Determined Descent is track dependent and super volatile. Won't be useful until Cancer Cup.Shatterproof is poop. If you're rearpack as pace it's already over.Neck and Neck is amazing but they're cucking us it won't be available till Daiwa Power in 2 months, which is otherwise a fuckawful card you'd only bring on parent runs to get a 40% chance at head on sparks.I don't know if fine motion is good but it's leaps and bounds ahead of every single other pace card right now.
>>559255302I FORGOT TO GET MY GIFTTHAT'S SUPER VILLAIN
>>559255710must be the timezone
kingu lovethat is all
you're not clicking wit every turn in a runat best you're clicking it 10 times a runCurren isnt enough
>>559255976FineMo gives you nimble which is one of the most important skills now that NSM isn't free.
>>559255831developers always hold their cards until they can get as many as posible otherwise the time spent doing it is wasted, cygames isn't a stranger to banning bots
>>559256073Because most anons here skipped Fuku, its nice to have 2/3 speed cards in your deck with 10RB
umazing umasluts
>>559255781
>>559255770The cringe bounces back as genuine confidence, you do you king
>>559256142Yeah, that's true
here's a quick guide on MANT items for all the confused newfags who don't feel like watching a 40 minute video full of misinfo from a brown faggot >stat upsextremely important but low priority, bought when all the shop is cleared and it's about to reset>energy drinksstack as many as you can as they replace the rest button, but avoid the blue ones as max energy is beyond useless>cupcakesmood ups, having a few is important but don't go overboard>BBQincreases friendship gauge of all your supports, extremely important before debut>buffsall useless except fast learner>debuff removershaving one cure all at all times is enough>facility upsincrease facility level by one, not a big priority but can be nice if you want to accelerate earlier >whistlesshuffle your supports around if they didn't rainbow, important to have a few for summer camp>megaphonesincreased training bonus for a few turns depending on rarity, always buy them>weightsincreased training that stacks with megaphones at the cost of more energy, another summer camp item>shrine charm0% failure chance for one turn, ALWAYS buy them>hammersrace bonus for one turn, bought often and remember to always have 3 for URA >penlightsdoubles fan gain for one turn, useless unless you somehow thought rolling for NTR was a good idea or want to farm fans
>>559256076I prefer fronts and ends to lates and pace. I don’t have FM, but I do have a single copy of Curren wit. Should I still go FM?
how do I use sweepy?
>>559255765You're either an oldfag with Kitasan + 1 more SSR cardorYou're a newfag who shouldn't be wasting his carats on a one-sided banner for the least card-impactful scenario that will put you forever chasing behind oldfags because you're a retard who couldn't save
>>559256176oh then yeah they're gonna quit alright even if they make it through mant when the ntr they pulled becomes a brick
>>559256187So far the only propaganda I've fallen for is Sirius propaganda and Espropaganda
What's you're favourite snack, /uma/?
>>559256321first, you need a bed
>>559256309>All useless except fast learnerBro your charming???
>>559256321Just pick up a broom and swish it around
>>559256378this isn't week one nigga charming doesn't mean shit anymore
Which sloptuber gets unjustly hated on /uma/?
>>559256378completely irrelevant because you just buy friendship directly
Rolling for NTR over Fuku is dumb. Fuku you could max with the selectors and can use for parent and fan runs and also as a pseudo 1/2 speed card for your aces right now
>>559256321Rough and without protection
>>559255710S. Maru won again>>559256132Nono, in every 6-hour-timezone there's always a group of goons that always lurk. Around this time there's "*" "Loli*****" and the rocket artillery guy and it's getting tiring to see your IGNs for the past 3 months now, atleast at burger hours we got hakuraku anon. Last room718316397183163971831639
>>559256485None of them.
>>559256364I like gummies
sorry danchou but I'm abandoning this run
>>559256515bwo namedropped...
>>559256485Obama
>>559256497If shop RNG is fucked then it will help, dont underestimate the pretty mirror
>>559254838You really need Fine Motion card.
>>559255667>>559254838>>559255063>>559255218>>559255765I think I need to fully explain banner planning, I'm actually against my better judgement going to give actual real advice, no oguri cap images.I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS see /uma/ talk about fine motion specifically on this banner but are leaving out an entire half of the argument: Maruzensky. Her debut banner is ALSO shit because it comes with the useless fiesta card (also maruzen is kind of mid in MANT anyway) it's not JUST for the benefit of fine motion, it's double beneficial for maruzensky as well.Let me also immediately explain common retorts I hear about this>Maruzen only needs 1lb!If you plan to use the card for any extended period of time, you want the most you can get out of it, it's really that simple. 1lb does indeed work for cope, but do you want to cope when you're planning out your carrots to this degree?The next argument I already saw ITT>>559255510>just get 2 copies and pull the rest laterThe "splitting it up" concept is genuinely useless. You won't use a 1lb fine motion during MANT, so the carrots are completely wasted unless for some reason your account still needs a SR card or you hard dump every single crystal/selector, which is up to you.>SSR wit cards will give you the most wit per turn with limited training turnsThis is actually true! Want to know how many CMs you will lose getting 35 wit from a training vs 27? None. Any argument with the word "threshhold" in it can be immediately handwaved as bad faith, since even literal zero wit card meme decks will hit skill activation cutoffs, though obviously you want more than that. We just did a sprint CM to show the difference between 1200 wit vs 1000 wit umas, see for yourself.Again, long story short is think about the long term, wouldn't you WANT to take advantage of the last scenario that lets you coast by without optimal SSRs? I can answer a few people who are genuinely skeptical while I have my coffee
>>559256321
>>559256515>the same people are usually online at the same time across multiple daysFucking shocking.
Im draining all my TP on <100k Urara runs and no one can stop me because I'm danchou
>>559256717if this banner dropped next week surebut at the point it drops you're much closer to the better speed/wit cards that dropping carats on this is a waste
Has anybody here successfully created a tulpa of Tokai Teio
>>559256717>Her debut banner is ALSO shit because it comes with the useless fiesta card (also maruzen is kind of mid in MANT anyway)zensky comes out like a week before grand live, if you skip her first banner you're (probably) going into GL without a second strong speed cardand pulling for both tachyon and smaru is buhiii tier
>>559256515>5 front
Bros, does Standard Distance count toward the speed bonus you get if you have 601 stamina?
>>559254838Not sure about other anons, but I'm planning to roll on this banner since I already have Fine Motion 1MLB. Figure might try and get it to at least 3 MLB. The better banner is months away.
>>559256952No.
>>559256952no, only raw stat and mood
>>559256897
>>559253491>>559255667see>>559253491So you agree that all the "F2p mant" stuff is a huge lie? You sound awfully confident about this
>>559256717You won't use her in MANT you will use her in Grand Live, where wit cards are still used>But Ramonu...You can still use two wit cards in your deck and it won't fuck you up
>>559256909The Pace Ryan meta is real
>>559257010you're only using ramonu + finemo on pacers, grandmasters is a 1-2 wit scenario
>>559256994>>559256995Tell me I can cope with 596 stamina if I get a good mood...
>>559257010That doesn't change the argument at all. You're still using the same amount of carrots on a worse banner split up with a better banner.Considering you keep using kawakami images I think your posts may have a bias of some kind to that first banner
>>559257052Ideally all nine racers would be Ryan, and 4.57 of them would be front runners
nyo..
>>559257073Yes. 608 Stam on good. 620 on great.
>retards are shilling Kawakami nowactual 73 iq thread
>>559257073Yes
>>559257043
>stat bonus thresholds
welp i have become a danchud, summercamp is now recruiting semi casual players that do daily careers but dont want to commit to fan count requirementsif you want to join leave your player ID here(club communication method is up to you)
>>559256697>>559256143>>559255667Have you guys played JP uma? Always curious when I see posts this confident
>>559257152looks good to me
sir pull fi motion sir very power big wit sir
>>559257240They don't work if the stat is a prime number. Hardly anyone ever mentions this (probably in part because it isn't usually an issue in practice)
I propose the Zensky alternative.
someone post that one super cute jordan webm where she is doing some silly thing with her finger
>>559257072Oh anon, you want to be a competitive F2P?Sit back and enjoy the game, you aren't going to have fun that way>>559257137How is me telling you to spend the least on Kawakami princess banner to pull all in on Maruzensky me being biased? I'm not telling you to use 2LB FM I am telling you that the safest way to get FM is to do small pulls first
>>559257212
>>559257345rob roy doesn't give front runner skills
>>559257279Artists need to remember that putting tails too low makes them look like plugs
>>559257170>>559257198Thank you bros, and thank you Shiraoki
>>559257291once in a while someone hasmost of the time it's parroting fourth hand sloptuber information
God DAMN this thread needed thishttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5frhttps://poal.me/yek5fr
>>559257379This is a good thingImagine training fr*nt umas
Remember when people actually tried to debuff your stamina? What was THAT all about?
>24 threads about resident evil good good this is fine >1 thread about umamusume WHAT! NO! STOP TALKING ABOUT A VIDEO GAME YOU FUCKING FUCKS GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT B8N!!!!!!!
>>559257362
>>559257474that's every single medium cmsometimes miles
>>559256515>>559256909Not even this Oguri won against angling + plancha + mile S frontrunner, they're just too far away to catch.>>559256817>>559256609It's because you fags just lurk and never make rooms yourself. You're here for the past 3 months too ffs.
>>559257348
>>559257485>500 billion AI eceleb poltard shit flinging thread full of gooning porn posting and other shiteA OK!>1 thread about a mobile video gameAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559257379Fronts smell bad anyway
>>559257442It doesn’t need more of your stupidity we have enough
>>559257514What stam debuffs work on miles aside from ASE?
>>559253282I only just got my marv to 3LB. I have every other wit SR maxed out except her. I had her at 2LB since the first Kita run.
>>559257442>poal posted in /v/>"yes" answers spike>poal posted in /uma/>"no" answers spikeevery single time
>>559257485Leon plapping Sherry is important news that needs to be discussed
>>559257541There it is, thank you! For some reason that clip is really growing on me, and so is she in a way.https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/>>559257593 >>559257628CUTE!
>>559257278This isn't an /uma/ club, well not yet. Is that club full of anons or is it randoms? But you better use #clublist to add your club on /uma/'s club list.
Suzuka...>>559257485I've been noticing frequent Deltarune threads as of late too even though /utg/ is still alive and Toby hasn't dropped an update recently. It might be because /utg/ is full of fujos which scares them away.
>>559257546
>>559257578nothing aside from the generic stuff that I can recallback then people were stam edging even on miles but it's less likely these days. Longs have some stam debuffs but they're not as prevalent because people are packing heals anyway
There are at least two reputable sources to cross-reference the upcoming banners. How you retards still don't know what to save for is beyond me.
>>559257541handholdingkissingmating pressimpregnation
>>559257487I don't get itDid she think she died and cried tears of joy at the beauty of being alive?Was she sad about losing the fragile beauty of the dream?is it just wistful yuri nonsense?
>>559253491out of all fienmo arguments this one is the most potent because it calls out /uma/s hypocricy at it's sourcewe just sat through an entire year of posts of "MANT is long but super f2p anyone can win" and now the finemo shills have to make a choice to denounce an entire year of posting was wrong, or to just ignore the postIt hits close to home, EVERYONE here has seen those posts over the past year, so were really every single one of them wrong?
>>559257474people really brought debuffers in mile CM and helped me win easily in virgo, it's absurdi also won Scorpio despite the debuffing meme. it literally worsens your win chance. we already got shit tons of stamina and guts in unity already. the last time it worked was medium CMs with URA builds
>>559257721Bobo smells like chocolate and gasolineShe is a notable exception
>>559257749there is ZERO of those two sources mentioned in your post. Zero uma.moa or whatever and zero VT.
>>559257721Bourbon smells very nice before and after races
>>559257687what about anonymous randoms or random anons
>>559257749waitpasa speed doesn't come out until THE SIXTH SCENARIO???
>>559257749>roll for NTR>roll for Throne anyone still taking the tranny google doc as good info is beyond retarded
sirs finemo card very strong sirs
I'm about to become a Palmer main once she releases in a couple of months.Tell me Frontbwos, besides the Maruzensky SSR, what else will I need.
>>559257749>gaslight docI only trust witgod, and even then it's not 100% of everything he says
KIMI TO
>>559257920eighth actually
>>559257956Palmer stamina SSR
>>559257878You can only considered it an /uma/ if its members come from /here/. Remember we outed both CUMAdancho and Ricebstgirl cause they both recruit from discord.
>>559257943Documents scare you because you obviously have reading comprehension issues.
>>559257956lovey dovey baby making>>559257969wrong franchise...
>>559257969ISSHOU GA ICHIBAN
>>559257943Throne is good for MANT but flops and burns in grand live, accelerated schedule kills it
>>559257749>1LB bobothat card is literal dogshit at 1LB, no better than MLB welfare bobo except a different goldif you're gonna 1LB any front runner card you 1LB palmer stamina and borrow MLB bobo
>>559257956Wit Bobo
>>559257956Good nutrition and sleep schedule, so you can keep up with her
>>559257969ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>559257754>yuri Nah.White Carnations is a Mother's Day thing. This artist, pretty sure, ships Nakayama with Satono Diamond for some fucking reason.
ATASHI GA ICHIBAN
>>559258053 >>559258115bbbbbbbbbbasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3aKe8n6NLo
>>559257749witgod makes video with poorfags in mind, i dont use his CM guides but i trust him for banner planning
>>559258167SONNA.....*sad trumpets*
Daiwa has a beautiful rack but has literally nothing else going for her
>>559257406thats even better
If I don't roll a single finemo in 200 I'm leaving global for jp
>>559258056throne was a joke even when it came out, everyone who rolled for it got laughed at for wasting their carrats on garbage, and the worst part about it, is that japs still put it at the top of every tierlist for months
Can I cope with Nice Nature during MANT?I don't want to roll for another Wit card so soon.
>>559258316Yes, but FineMo is the better generalist card
>>559258192Nanaya can outrun umas. I don't think it's up to discussion.
I have 1lb finemo
>>559258040>wrong franchise...I actually fucking hate you niggashttps://youtu.be/noPP8BS_HCg?t=77
>>559258316Absolutely. The FM debate is for Neichalets. Stand proud, you rolled on the best banner.
>>559257379left and right handjob are front runner skills
>>559258469She’s so ugly
The only song I remember is the one where they go uma uma uma uma uma uma
>>559258316if you have nice nature then it's all good, no need to roll. the difference between nice nature and fine motion is miniscule compared to that of SR card and fine motion
>>559258467>i hate you niggas for thinking of the far better known song that literally starts with the line that I quotedfaggot
>was a good goy and rerolled for kitasan, sparked to 3lb>rolled for creek/tazuna, completely out of carrots since this was right after kitasan so no spark, got one tazuna and 0 creeks>rolled for maruzen, had to spark>first crystal to MLB kita>rolled on riko/rice, got 0 rikos outside of the spark and a bunch of rice (at least mostly done with SR cards at this point)>skipped oguri, will purchase>rolled for bourbon, had to spark>currently sitting on roughly 55k carrots>I'm apparently at this point somehow supposed to be completely done with super creek and supposed to have luckshitted multiple fine motionsI have literally followed /uma/s advice from day 1 and my account is kind of shit. I'm essentially just a Kita+SRs account which is apparently unacceptable now. Are you guys actually worse at this game than the brown people?
Why are you retards arguing about FineMo again?
>>559258258Let me guess you need more
>>559257943throne will be your perma borrow card when it is available before grand liveyou can quote me on this
>>559257956gacha bourbon wit and a source of taking the leadeveryone else gets to use paamaa's own card, but paamaa has to use welfare bourbon wit and then...
>>559258582>I'm essentially just a Kita+SRs account which is apparently unacceptable now.That's my account and I have 5 plats
>>559258467I love you and I love my boomerdacchis toowill hijack again
I already have her at 1LB so I might as well try and get to 3LB or higher before the selectors
>>559258602people are trying to stop people from quitting and going into MANT with SR wit cards is a surefire recipe to quit
all umas are BEAUTIFUL (except ryan)
>>559258606holy shit I can't be horny rn
>>559258606she has a cute fang
>>559258467I've been listening to Super Affection for over a decade, twice as long as uma has been out in JP. Of course more people will associate KIMI TO with that over one of hundreds of uma songs.
>>559258576You're the faggot you retarded fuck, I didn't even respond to the fate niggas because whatever but to outright say wrong franchise makes you a fucking lobotomite
>>559258718This mogging is just disgraceful and Donna should feel at least a little ashamed
>>559258638no one used that card when it came out nigger it was nothing but useless whale bait. NTR and Throne alone made more people quit than all other doomposts you have ever heard of
>>559258582That’s sloptuber advice, not /uma/ advice
>>559258739GIRLS LEGEND U LITERALLY PLAYS WHEN YOU OPEN THE GODDAMNED GAME
>>559258718Nice, two cakes!
>>559258870>implying I have sound onretard
>>559257687no one in it yet everyone in my previous club flat lined and i abandoned ship
>>559258582I luckshitted 2 creeks during Kita 1 and 2 Creeks during my 400 Fuku pulls. Wit is an overrated stat so I'll just continue going on without FM.
>>559258582i have been running just fine with only MLB kita and a bunch of SR up until....literally now, won 4 CMs too. didnt roll for any front umasmy fine motion and creek are 0lb. it's just badluck. i will roll on fine motion banner anyway
>>559258582>I'm apparently at this point somehow supposed to be completely done with super creek and supposed to have luckshitted multiple fine motionsYes.
Fine Motion has really nice legs
Since we have some knowledgeable anons right now on the thread, please tell me how wrong I am by thinking about skipping Tachyon for Flash, as I am a LS main.
>>559258467It's been firmly established that /uma/ is an Ojisan thread. So associating those lyrics with Carnival Phantasm is to be expected.
Fine's motion...
>>559257969NATSU NO OWARISHOURAI NO YUME
>>559258964My daughter is old enough to be in Tracen
CAUSE I FEEEEEEL
>>559258918Tazuna actually cucked me out of getting MLB Creek in 2 sparks I'm waiting for the Selectors now to MLB her from 2LB
>>559258718Donna's arms are thicker than SIL's neck. This mog gets ever more absurd the more I analyze it.
>>559257969>>559258040>>559258467>>559258053>>559258115When are we getting a Carnival Phantasm for Cygames' ip crossovers?
>>559258774Still should be the one that's ashamed.
Kawakami’s MASSIVE boobies
>>559258582>>rolled for creek/tazuna, completely out of carrots since this was right after kitasan so no spark, got one tazuna and 0 creeks>didn't listen to rule 0 which is ALWAYS FUCKING HAVE ENOUGH FOR PITY WHEN ROLLING ON A BANNER EVEN IF IT'S META
>>559258957You want Light Hello as well. Even if you’re not a Pace player, Tachyon is powerful enough to just be a good economic decision
>use a gold ticket>Creekcool
>>559258582I didn't suggest any of this btw. Pretty sure you were told kita (both banners) was the only thing worth rolling for. Everything else is sloptuber advice.
>>559258582similar to me but worse luck>hit 3LB KSB from 210 pulls (used half anni selector for MLB)>hit 0LB creek in 130 pulls>hit 2LB riko and 1LB rice in 250 pulls including the free 100>460 pulls in total for cafe, digitan, and dobersitting on about 60k carats right now with a 0LB finemo, will pull 200 and use the selectors to hit MLB. If I hit 2 copies early I might skip pity and save the carats for mr cb wit because that only needs 1LB to be good
>>559259125Those hands have made a cock cum
>>559259105I mean, even if I swiped I'd have a 0lb creek then. Story in the end doesn't change much
>>559258870Not with lyrics. Also I play on my phone with sound off.
>going to MANT without SSRs is a death sentence this is a massively lie, in fact, MANT was the last scenario where SRs were useful as you get skills from rival races and race groups. after GL you depend completely on your deck and inspirations all the way until UAF or whatever it was called
>>559258582>55kDid you spark other banners? I'm basically you, I also sparked SMaru (I regret deeply), but I also sparked Digitan, also got Oguri and NY Opera at 150 rolls each. Right now I have 44k, how come youhave only 11k more than me?
what's stopping you/me from borrowing finemo
>>559259170Is the one with the food scenario with a cute song f2p friendly?
>>559259234because I need to borrow super creek
>>559259234
>>559259125daring tact to show her umanko
>>559259168you'd have a creek to use rainbow crystals
>>559259234I can't borrow Fuku
>>559259234borrowing riko/light hello
TRAILBLAZER will kill this game
>>559259102
>>559259246what do you think>MANT was the last scenario where SRs were usefulmeans
>>559259234I don't know.
>>559259317>borrowing a card we get 100 free pulls on...
>>559259196I left out my one single oshi pull - cafe, I did not have to spark for her, I think I got her in 12k carrots.I'll give /uma/ credit there about being right though, god damn she is not that good, but I still like her
>>559258582>rerolled for kitasangood>rolled for creek/tazunathat wasn't for f2p, and you shouldn't roll banners without sparks>rolled for maruzenat that time it was a great idea>first crystal to mlb kitadesu, you should've mlb'd her during your rerolls>rolled for bourbonwith your account being in that state, i wouldn't have>55k caratssave for smaru+fm or skip straight to ramonu. being unlucky means you have to save up a healthy amount of carats and wait for the next human rights card
>>559259234I'd rather borrow other cards
>>559258582i'm also just kita+srs (with better riko luck) and i've won 7/9 cms.
I will simply tank MANT with what I have for CM and mission season and go back to doing URA fan count runs for danchou during downtime
>>559259234>>559259389>D:
>>559259363You said until so I was hoping theres hope after UAF I think that was the sports festival
>>559259234You'll need that borrow for Throne.
>>559259234when will Umamusume A finally be added to the game?
MAHB...........
i want to rape helios
>>559258258>BIG, fluffy twin tails>cute fang>model student>sweet personality buried under the tsun-tsun>great fashion senseDaiwa Scarlet is literally perfect actually.
>>559259165yeah, mine
I have garbage taste. For instance in Kancolle my wife was Abukuma, in GFL my wife was M950A, and in Arknights it was Surtr.Based on this which uma should be my wife?
umanus
>>559259119Yeah, that's what I thought. Still, that Eishin SSR looks pretty nice and I haven't heard anything about her, ever.
>>559259246both food festival and mechamusume were pretty F2P friendly, not many retardedly powerful cards came out during them and they didn't require the mandatory scenario card like Light Hello
>>559259579agnes tachyon
>>559259573Eat your veggies
mcdonalds should sponsor a race horse and name him mejiro mcdonalds
>>559259579teio or curren
>>559259381I should've listened /uma/ about not rolling SMaru. She is decent but it's for pigs.I'm trusting /uma/ this time and not rolling for NTR (I don't have fuku). I'm still pondering about FN because I luckshitted 1LB and I still have my crystals
>>559259467nyo im a different anon
>>559259579Tosen Jordan
>>559259573She's too cute...
>>559259381The 30% stamina growth is way worse than I thought it would be, her skills are also mediocre, yet I still love her too
So uhThis thread is like 500 posts in and I still can't tell if MANTBLAZER is a whale mode or not. /uma/ is really not agreeing on this
>>559259579>ABKMMetaslave or love? NVM, no one loves ABKM. XOguri.
>she rolled for s maru>not sCHUD who is still decent in jp
>>559259837I have both
>>559259837I have both and schud is pretty fucking awful dudewhen are you going to use a late surger with a stamina recovery unique? Lates suck cock in long races
el kommandant de nihon
I swear you get more yellow present boxes the higher your TT rank is.
>>559259805Does it matter? Do you have the resources you need to be successful? If you don’t know, that’s the first question you should be asking.
>>559259805it's not, retards willing to throw away all their resources to FM are just gambling addicts suffering from withdrawal as there hasn't been any support rolling for since speed Fuku, so they can't wait until the rerun which is an actually good waste of carrats
>>559259837When I pitied SMaru, I got 2 speshits. I have even used her on CM. She is garbage>still decent in jplol lmao
>>559259837I rolled for neither and got swim Spe through one of the scamchas
>>559259957>Do you have the resources you need to be successful?my dude that is literally the debate point of the past like 500 threads, with mostly fine motion at the center of said debatealso why are you talking like chatgpt
>>559259805Whales deck will have more stats, more RB cards on their disposal. F2P have card and cardskill limitations In the end those who endured 1 hour per run will win.
S Maru = hotS Spe = not Simple as
my TT teams are starting to look a bit odd
>>559260059>sees 3 complete English sentences>immediately assumes LLMs are responsibleThese are unprecedented SEA levels.
If I like frontrunners, am I better off waiting till the smaru/finemo banner just for Smaru's sake specifically? Her debut banner comes with a really awful card
>>559259234Botters already figured out the game is prerigged. Borrowing FM means you will always lowroll and never get memestar.
how do you have A aptitude in Mile and an A in Long but a B in Medium. Like what is the logic behind that?
I want to train her so bad
My KanColle wife was Saratoga, my Arknights wife was Eblana, my GFL wife was G36C. Who should be my Uma wife?
>>559260292no
>>559259545get in line loser>>559259753holy CUTE!
>>559260292Yes
are we talking about our waifus now
wat nou
Is a B dirt runaway suzuka viable? I've got 2k skill points to use and could build a decent runaway or a great (potential) parent.
>>559260292yeah, smaru(card) doesn't really pop off till 4th scenario anyway she's meh in MANT>>559260358don't gaslight a fellow frontbro
>>559260292>>559260358also festa is not an awful cardpeople love finemo because she has "good high rolls", well festa has god tier high rolls and good skills as well
>>559260292Maybe
>>559260292yes, witfag said the same shit weeks ago but somehow this thread thinks they're smarter than himI honestly can't wait for the "I threw 30k carrots and only got Kawakami I'm gonna kill myself" posts
>>559260350
So what are you actually supposed to borrow for MANT that you can't just borrow finemo. You have no reason not to own creek you were given a free SSR selector
>>559260346Capable but suffers from ADHD
>>559260483I'm an equal opportunity gaslighter.
>>559260346no uma has this
>>559260483smaru releases 2 weeks before grand live (and reruns a month into it), her MANT performance is pretty irrelevant
>>559260491>and good skills as wellI'll draw the line at even BEGINNING to claim the festa card is good.You might be confused too, maru comes with the festa wit card, not the stam one which is passable
>>559260467Just try to go for it, worst case scenario you waste like 300~ skill points you could've spent on inheritable skillsright, runaway is not inheritable, make it 400~
>>559260604CinGray Oguri in JP does
>>559260491There is a stark difference between needing to highroll to get consistent value out of your Wit card and having 0 specialty priority.
>I don't get gaslitNigga, you're fucking your trainee, you were already gaslit
>>559260558speed fuku, wit neicha, wit CB or wit yeppers as it comes with NSM
>>559259805Anons will tell you MANT is F2P friendly and that you don't really need to roll for anything.But that's not the answer you seek for, you want anons to tell you you have to gamble on the throne banner and MLB the card or you will DIE IRL. Because you seek that excitement, you will brick yourself. You will ignore any advise in favor of behaving like a retard, it's your nature.
>>559260604
>>559260697>you're fucking your traineeBut I'm not? We maintain a platonic professional relationship.
>>559260524Do not rape
New Horse Kinohttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2697000/The_Legend_of_Khiimori/
>>559260517The same exact people telling people they HAVE to all-in on the kawakami banner are the same people who will post "LMAO I TOLD YOU SO" to the mlb kawakami owners
My last few attempts at dirt Oguri have tilted me, I shan’t be making dirts any longer. This is the best I have, whatever happens happens.
>>559260668uma stannimble navigatorslick surge>>559260687remind me what SSR fukukitaru's specialty priority is? and how she's constantly glazed as a roaming pseudo-pal card? well festa is the same but for wit instead of speed
>mutated Taishins are appearing in lobbies nowWhy has this CM brought out the most degenerate greasy sweaty Uma players out???
club drama ended earlier than usual
>>559260979Last Hurrah before MANT
>>559261038I'm going to cum on your club
>>559260829But I don't like rolling for support cardsTo me it's just a necessary chore, if I luck out on a support banner I don't get the gambler's rush, I just get relief that it's over. I only get that rush rolling umasI mean shit, rolling for umas has the kino starting gate animation, all supports give you is the boring-ass journal
>Twin Turbo>let's make this character an absolute gremlin>but also put her in a sexy stuffy skintight bodysuit that makes the players go "IMAGINE THE SMELL"what did Cygames mean by this?
>>559261092Do it pussy
>>559260835>>559260836>>559261078thanks i didnt feel like searching for what uma had it myself
>>559260896Will Golshi play goo goo babies with me
>>559261038"club drama" has always been mambo and only mambo, and that club has been successful/stable for months now outside of the suicide watch danchouIf you want dramaposting to return /uma/ finally needs a new club to obsess over
>>559261105It makes me wonder, how many people will quit MANT, not because it's tedious, but because there is nothing good to roll for? Retards only want that high of rolling for shit. That's why FM is being pushed as the best thing ever.
>>559260978These cards are not comparable.
What the actual fuck.I didn't know pal cards recreation without actually using the card was possible.
>>559260517witgod's advice is based on being a f2poor metaslavein that case you're sticking to front runners and pace chasers, so getting tachyon, smaru and finemo is logical
>>559261105>if I luck out on a support banner I don't get the gambler's rush, I just get relief that it's over. I only get that rush rolling umasI relate to this post more than any ITT
>>559261375JP used to have 100k players at Class 6 before MANT. Nowadays they have 65k players.Imagine how huge that crater was before it started recovering.
>>559261038It wasn't supposed to start this early bwo, let's pace down
>>559261465Me on the left
>>559261452RAPEXPLODE
>>559260979I thought Turf Falcon was difficult during CM3, but that's nothing compared to the gargantuan abominations I'm witnessing in CM9 and CM10
>>559261452>the raped
>>559261375there's still plenty of really good umas to roll for during TB, only supports are mediocre
>>5592613752 of my must pulls release during MANTBlazer. Shame I'll have to go to another scenario to see their career events.
>>559261375MANT has nishino flower for cunyfags and the swimsuit golshi/mcqueen banners for non-cunnyfags, and neicha banner for goslings thoughbeit
>>559261398Do you get bonuses from her at the end of the career?
the one time i press recreation post senior summer i get tosen jordan's event that gives mood up or lucky seven (and energy while im at max energy)
>>559261550>have to go to another scenario to see their career eventsfuck I didn't even consider thatgood thing half TP is going to last for like a full month of mantblazer so tossing a few runs at unity won't hurt that much
I'm actually glad we're calling it MANTBLAZERmakes it sound like a shitty snes rpg from 1995
They should have put Haru Urara on February Stake banner instead.Digitan could not complete all race objective.
>>559261375You want to roll for Yaeno Muteki.You want to roll for Yaeno Muteki.
>didn't get groundwork from inspiration>get thisCHOWA
Okay but why did you all have to stack on the one person rainbow when you're about to rank up?Maru-chan I expected better of you, I expected nothing of Red Desire and Yanko belongs on wit so I can't complain about her...
>>559261684No clue. Like I said I didn't even know unlocking dates was even possible without actually using the card.
>>559260683Truth. Might as well yolo it vs getting a shitty parent and regretting it.
>>559261375But we will have Rickey!
>>559261637For a small uma she has nice tits
>>559261854I want to roll for her fuckface.And I'll have to skip her.
Air Shakur waiting room
UMAS WORTH ROLLING FOR DURING >>559261809TB>Kita (unit and parent)>Nishino Flower (unit and parent)>cheerleader Kingu (parent)>wedding Curren (unit)>Inari One (unit)>summer Golshi (unit and parent)>Copano Rickey (unit)everything else is waifufagging
>my only 2 SSRs started their first chain events in fall Senior yearEvents are such a fucking joke in this game
>>559261637curren sexo
Rate my MANTBLAZER plan>one career a day, no exceptions, a gacha taking that much time is already unacceptable >any career I do HAS to be an uma that can potentially be a good parent/grandparent, for any CM>roll on literally nothing except maybe swimsuits>walk out of MANT with actual good parents and 140k carrots ready to finally pretend I have a strong account
>>559262034Love Inari One
>>559261405to expand on this, if you're NOT a pace chaser user, then you shouldn't invest in tachyon (you're pulling/sparking for light hello only), and finemo will only fit in your decks until ramonu comes outyou're gimping a significant chunk of your grand live experience if you skip the first smaru banner, in exchange for a wit card that is dead at the end of the scenario
>>559262034rickey can be a good parent too just because of her MONSTROUS inheritance score to basically any dirt uma which normally have dogshit inheritance scores
>>559262193Twin Tails worth SniffingSatisfyingly large breastsInari One Love
i'm saving for my dirt HERO rickey
>>559262085It took them until this past anniversary in JP to give the update that has them actually fucking finish when they start. It's baffling it takes that long for them to fix.
If you're f2p, you should only pull mid-anniversary and anniversary cards simple as
Love it when the announcer goes glazing hard.
>>559261786this dog needs exercise
>>559262258does base affinity really matter that much in a post-MANT world?
>>559262392idk if telling f2ps to all-in on NTR is a great idea anon
>>559260031You are legitimately stupid. No good cards are releasing for the entire MANT that's why you can get away spending all your carats towards Fine Motion banner and save up until Agnes Tachyon.
>>559261625Sweepy is also there near the end of MANT iirc
cards would feel less shit to pull if they only sneeded 3 cards to max out but no they need FIVE
Pray.
reminder that Curren pajamas are TRANSLUCENT and she wears NOTHING under themshe's BEYOND WHORISH
>>559262392You said itIts time for people to MLB NTR
this game has made me unbelievably racist, now every time i fail a low % training or lose a race i was clearly meant to win i just mumble "fuck cyniggers" or "fuck these jap cucks" not even cod made me say shit like this
>>559261684>>559261398Apparently yes, she will still show up for stat bonus.
>>559262463are you forgetting there are uma banners too or something bro
>Gives you a straightaway spurt
>>559262663Its astonishing how JPigs tolerated this gameplay loop is insane. >>559262534 I agree, holy fuck most cards are trash at 0LB even 2LB and JPigs just take it in the ass.
>>559262717im spurting alright
Post funny Brian lines and interactions
I will quit during MANT
>>559260558>You have no reason not to own creek0 use for the whole unity cup but also in URA where people are getting away with barely enough stamina for the checkpoint. Zero sympathy for retards who bricked their accounts and roll on Creek 6 months ago, when you can just use the selector for finemo copies.
>Chiyofag will leaveYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>559262534they should at least give you the option to LB cards with any card as long is the same rarity some SSR cards are genuinely useless as shit and they could at least could be used to LB other cards
>>559262927NYOOOOOO
I'll be back during a better scenario thoughever
kraft puberty...
>>559262932Nta, not sure why you guys are angry1 got 3 Creeks with 110 pulls, 1 creek during rice riko banner and use selector for a free creek.
>Chiyofag will be backYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>559262921
>3 months without Chiyofag
>>559263178What's going on there?
Grass makes me uncomfortableIdk, she feels scary
>>559263331You should pet her and overcome your fear
>>559263372
>>559263297Narita Brian unlocking her Persona
>I will be the only Chiyonofag again
>>559263492no
>>559263476Why are umas like this
You can get rid of one xfagYou can keep one xfag foreverWho will it be?
>>559263297Its the infirmary event and in her case she dreams about her shadow and raced against it and she either keeps her lead or fails to keep up with her shadow
I want to kiss Stego's belly through the little peephole on her shirt.
i love watching dual jets irl races they inspire me to keep moving forward
>>559249024Don't point at me you brat.
https://www.gematsu.com/2026/03/winning-post-10-2026-demo-launches-march-12-in-japan
>>559263591Get rid of Staygoldnigger so he stops spamming this thread with off topic bullshit and stolen screenshots
>>559263839I want to keep it purely out of spite for your schizophrenic /jpdivegrass/ ass
>>559263839AND KEEP THE SCHIZO MEEKPOSTER UNTIL SHE IS ABLE TO CODE A TIME MACHINE WITH ~Visual Basic~
>>559263909I don't give a fuck about your shitty football team
Another one
>>559264078Why is trainer so shit
Post porn
>>559264137
>>559264135>not laying a finger on your traineeThat's what a real man doesLet her teenager hormones go haywire with your mere presence, and cockblock her until you're the only man in her life
And this will happen to (You)
>>559264224Nigga it's a LAP PILLOW, not fucking. All he had to do was say sure and she probably would've backed off anyway, but at least attempt to tease.
>>559264175The fu- I haven't seen that posted in over half a decade. Damn, that gif is older than most people here.
>>559264135he knows that relationships with his underage trainee is inappropriate, and is pursuing a relationship with a mature woman his age.
Lil cheetus....
>>559264137I'm just going to get a warning again, so no.
I just want to get rid of the annoying ass JP hater
>>559263662I will never not be able to see her white patch as a cumshot.
>>559264292High school girls are more interested in you the less attention/affection you show to them
>>559264137Of what
>>559264135I would not consider Brian's career romantic in the slightest so her trainer is pretty tameAlso, a good torena-san would avoid such troublesome relationships with their trainee
>>559264343I use his autistic rants as a reminder to post jp umas>>559264451No sex until after 3rd year arima kinen
>>559264451There is not such a thing as a good trainer
>>559264451From the events I feel Brian, if there was any continuity to the umamusume world, would become the next Rudolf after she retires to become impregnated. The yeppers card event made it feel like she's being groomed for that by Rudolf.
>>559261398That came in a relatively recent stealth update
>>559264752I love fem Ky and fem Sol's reactions
>>559264752So cute. I hope Pasa gets another alt in the future.
>>559264847As a good trainer I need to fulfill my uma's desire
>>559264928...
>>559264297>Tazuna feels bad for stealing you from your trainee>Light Hello doesn'tevil
>https://x.com/goku_uma/status/2029047571654889587Masq Ball + Jantar aren't going to Dubai
Uh, with MANTblazer not only NSM will be gone but also It's On!This is so ass.
>this creatura upsets a local schizo
>>559264928>>559265002>grass, spe and fucking king halo got a third alt before elSad
>>559265124wtf people said she was trans???
Who’s that Umamusume?
>>559265302ITS SPECIAL WEEK
>>559265206I'm only upset at how horny I get with her picsI'm a big tits big ass kind of guy why does this plank make me so fucking HARD
>>559265078Wonder if they’ll head to the Osaka Hai instead then
>>559265302Agnes Fiji!
>>559265302Some slut
>>559264771Tazuna showed up but I couldn't use her recreation events?
>>559265369I'm huge on tits myself, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good plank, esp a tanned one like in your image."Flat" can be cute, or sexy even.
>>559265302Ryan's girlfriend
>>559265124Canon
>>559264292lap pillows are very intimate in nip culture
>>559265485So far the only exceptions to my rule in uma are stego, nishino flower and manhattan cafeHow do they do it...
>>559265651Sometimes the bug bites in the right moment, it happens. Just don't be a faggot that goes "eww I only like THIS thing and not THAT thing".
>>559265124me on top
You guys told me that fans earned don't count if you aren't in a club, so I farmed some more once I got accepted, but now when I look at the graph I'm WAY above everyone else.So either the websites show fans that the game doesn't count, or you guys tricked me...
Light Hello is sex
>>559265124but she wont be able to give you little umas
>>559265872Why? Aren't uma daughters guaranteed to be umas?
>>559265856You can check how many fans you made on the runs that you did after you joined by checking your umas. Most likely nobody is playing in your club.
are you training this cutie if she somehow spooks u on the free rolls?
I like these 15 TP runs.>fail debut>fail hopelessGIVE UP
>>559265970nyo
>>559265124My BWC and I are sorry for the damages caused
>>559265872He doesn’t know…
>>559265970Nyes
>>559265946"Pick a god and pray" and the god I choose is Narita Brian
>>559264297Light Hello makes me painfully horny
>>559265970Straight to glueville
>>559265946She's so fucking cool
>>559265931She's infertile
>>559266052Boy breeding
>>559265856website can only estimate based on your total fan count so if you did all that in between it checking your total fan count then it can't actually tell what you did before and after joining the club
>>559265970Sorry but I'm too busy training MyWife at any and all times.
last borrow run for today, call the spark
>>559265995bwo your borrow?
>>559266137The umagod fixed that
>>559266178BlueWait no,Pink
>>559265124cute wife motion
>>559266140
>>559266178MmmmmMMMMm 2 pow
>>559266212If you haven't used them all or have enough good parents by now, you're behind
>>559266137My sperm will prove otherwise
>>559266178stamina 1
>>559266116This one is after losing the Arima Kinen and scolding Hishiama for questioning why the FUCK she lost
>>559265472Has to be the right event I guess
>>559265124That must feel so good…
>>559266249>>559266285>>559266384wow, it was much better than that!
>>559266278Boy mating pressBoy insemination
>>559266470
Kneel to Mistress Mollfrith, like Mollfrith suggested
>>559266178Obviously its gonna be 1*wit.
Who was the other Machan?
>>559266597her trainer
>>559266460
>>559266460woah- hey wait a minute
>>559265856which website are you using
>>559266228Why didn't they fix Fuku's dead sister
Danchou~~~Due to the 42 days of half TP costs, the botters are going to skyrocket in ranking~We're going to drop from A+ to A, and maybe by next month, to B+~I think you need to kill some of the flatliners, we need at least 1m fans a day from each person~Please consider it~Thank you~
>>559266676Some things are more important
In URA it's actually impossible to not get Riko before the debut race.
>>559266683Danchou here, I will go into overtime and farm fans to cover for the cuties
>>559266597Her trainer wears the mascot outfit so he doesn't forget
>>559266415sasuga our roninBrian is so fucking cool, I'm so mad I don't have her yet. I have to wait 9 more months goddamnit...........
>>559266683Nyo
>>559266776This is why you lead us, Danchou onii-sama~
>>559266771that has nothing to do with URA but how the events work now
From flatliner to top earner, this is my story.
>>559266892>>559266892>>559266892
>>559266791I commend you for having the willpower to not use THAT to get her next week
>>559266924Stupid fucking Suzutard
>>559266924>vandalized OPKys
>>559267156fuck i didn't see thatno wonder they used a /v/ image
someone make the real thread
>>559267469>>559267332>>559267156be whiny cunts on /v/ you outsiders dont even play the game and just steal images
>>559267614Kill yourself JPschizo
>>559267614fuck you, I will NEVER post on /v/
>>559267614You caught me!!!!
>>559266932I'm strictly f2p, but fuck if Brian doesn't tempt me to use THAT. If the Daily Legends Race calendar anon posted a few weeks back was accurate, Brian will be added in November, hopefully only 50 days will be enough.
Not posting the the suzuka thread, fuck you bitch
>>559251936
if you start JP now you will have enough rolls to get Almond almost instantly
Is there even anything worth pulling on until ManCafe Wit SSR for a late main? I have Kita and Fuku MLB, do I just HOLD carats for a year?
Taiki x my cock
>>559250342Heh
>>559255302
>>559256364Snack mix with Hershey's or m and m's
>>559265124My POV
