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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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fuck you danchode
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love you Danchou!!
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I love you Danchou
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It's time for a Mayano anime! AYE COPY!
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Hopeful thread status?
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>>559266892
YOU ALREADY USED THIS OP IMAGE!
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>>559266771
The problem with Unity is that there's so many scenario events that it makes your cards a lot less likely to trigger.
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Rebricked is currently looking for two(2) members!
>comfy A+
>20 mil monthly quota
>don't flatline (say if you do or else you'll get bricked)
Reply with your trainer ID or have /uma/ in your profile to let us know that it's (you).
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>>559266990
Stop saying that
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>9* turf
>Everything else is bad
AaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>559267009
Fuck Fuji
Marry Groove
Kill Temu
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>vandalized op
CLASSIC JP schizo!
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>how about i rebashed your head in if you don't shutup
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>>559266892
>vandalized OP
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>>559267220
JP doesn't have info about Global in their general, Global doesn't need info about JP. Stop sucking Jap microdick.
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>>559267059
already ruined, the OP is vandalized
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>>559267286
This isn’t the Global thread. This is the Umamusume general thread.
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>>559267286
eat shit JP schizo
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>>559267119
I got two members right here
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mods do your job and delete this troll thread
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>>559267416
KEK GOTTEM!!!
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>>559267348
So why is there no info about the other regions? Nothing about Korea or Taiwan
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>>559267420
they only care for furry lewds, not straight up MLP or other off topic pol slop
what makes you think they give a shit for troll threads?
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>>559267119
Here's my ID I am flatlining.
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What are you babies blubbering about now?
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>>559267348
It's not something that you get to decide on. As long as /umajp/ exists and is active, you have no business here
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>>559267489
DANCHOU GET HIM
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>>559267454
Do something constructive for once in your fucking life and add them, then. We don’t know shit about those servers.
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>>559267119
>20m monthly quota
You're going to drop to A. The botters are going crazy, 42 days of half TP means even the free2botters are coming out of the woodworks. You're going to be left behind. So, no thank you. I'll stick to the club I'm in that runs ten bots 24/7
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>>559267416
Truly villanous behaviour
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>>559267598
It's a trap and all the botters will be falling for it. Good luck.
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>>559267009
I love ikemanko
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>>559267525
It’s not something you get to decide, either. I’m just reading what the thread says. Who died and made you king?
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>>559267676
You're going to feel really, really really stupid when nothing happens and you slip into A, and then into B+ unless you go up to at least 35-40m fans a day for each club member.
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>>559267576
No, nobody from those servers post here and JP has their own thread. All it does is add needless clutter to the OP
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Would you lick Bakushin’s pits? I would
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>>559267416
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>>559267708
Not really. It's a slow burn, its not a guess but an inevitability, its how Cygames works.
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>>559267009
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>>559267686
bbbbbbbbbased
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>>559267797
It isn't, though. At best they could detect people they think might be botting, but there's no way to prove it. They especially won't ban the major botters, who purchase Carats to continue to bot. That's income for Cygames.
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>>559267676
retard
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>>559267698
You have your own thread for your JP server that goes at the same speed as it did before global released. You're a lone schizo trying to force your off-topic dead server garbage on the global general.
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>>559267716
Your OCD isn’t our problem. More info is always good. You’re just too lazy to expand the info base and too much of a shitter to cope with your compulsions by yourself. The sooner you off yourself the better off everyone will be.
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>>559267576
No one here actually plays JP and just steals images from twitter or some rando sote (case in point, the ntrfag) and pretend it's theirs
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>>559268001
make a vote faggot
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>/uma/ has already pumped and dumped riko and moved onto light hello
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>>559267698
Hence the majority of the JP players decided to split and move to their own general. You're the minority, faggot.
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>>559268090
I still like Riko and I will read the aoharu scenario one more time before MANT drops
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>>559267960
It is. You can definitely do it with enough data. Oh boy you do not know.
>>559267968
retard
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>>559267981
I’m a global player, thoughever
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>>559268194
So you're a stupid nigger getting your feelings in place of the JP players happily chatting in their own thread? Fucking retarded mutt
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cm10 status?
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>>559266892
Can a brother ask for more of "evil" Suzuka?
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>>559268090
mature umanko
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>>559267216
I would rape Benis Park
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>>559268326
Group B Finals will be mine.
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>>559268194
Again, stop sucking jap microdick.
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uma with most powerful butthole clench?
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Uma on uma crime!
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>>559268326
ready to lose to silence suzuka again
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Mods just need to permaban the staygoldnigger he's like 90% of the JP posts here anyway
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love WINNING TICKET
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>>559268090
is light hello the drunk uma?
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UMADash is no longer looking for oji-sans, our caches are filled. Danchou found more hapless anons to add tohis reipu collection, thank you to everyone who applied.
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Post stego
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>>559268426
Imagine the Uma rape gangs that would prey on helpless torenas...
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>>559268194
Just make the threads yourself next time if it's so important for you. No one else give's a shit about the OP.
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>>559268326
It's so over
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>>559268374
You gargle Singaporean balls daily and come to this thread to try and derail us. I hope you accidentally catch sight of yourself in the mirror.
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>>559268516
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>>559267797
>its not a guess but an inevitability
retard
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>>559268516
Kill yourself
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>>559268528
We can't because you fucking shitposters bake way too early.
We all agreed to stop baking BEFORE we hit image limit because mods would come and nuke the new thread 90% of the time.
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>>559268576
^you first dive tranny
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>>559268457
That's not true, there are like six other JP-only horses dudes will not shut up about
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>>559268516
oh i'm going to get bigger alright`
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The next uma posted is my wife.
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>>559268617
I'm glad you acknowledged that all JP players are trannies
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>>559268576
Seethe and dilate fag
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>>559268457
What's funny is he doesn't even play the fucking game, when that anon reverse searched that image
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>>559268617
I don't give a single fuck about football, how many times do I have to say this? You have your own thread, fuck off to it or better yet just die
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>>559268549
You're the retard derailing the thread by sperging out for no reason. I'm not interacting with you and your bait any longer, enjoy your melty by yourself.
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>>559268679
you will never get your divegrass team back
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>>559268693
Link?
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>>559268719
Ok. You're still a tranny though
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She won't be out for at least 2 years but I literally cannot resist posting about how cute Almond Eye is
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>>559268516
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All me, including the replies.
But not this post
This post is not me
That post though
Me
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Why are you guys so upset?
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>>559268516
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Don't let the browns stop you from oshi posting Stego bros
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>>559268790
wait...stego is sexy?
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>>559268784
based
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>>559268804
OP is a gigantic faggot, stop bumping this thread
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So the Stego spammer is the divegrass schizo?
Makes sense now.
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>>559268784
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>>559268901
nice gaslight
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>>559268784
I don't get this. She just looks like a generic umamusume to me. She's cute but she's like 50% as cute as Tannhauser and 0.7% as cute as Rice Shower
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>>559268842
but there's not another thread
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>>559268902
I want an Almond job.
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>>559268842
go make a new thread then
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Stay Gold /umajp/ off-topic non leftwing politics uma.guide /v/ raid vandalized OP
Is that all the autistic schizo hates?
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>>559268804
Brown hours
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Thoughts?
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>>559268804
There's a couple JP schizos (probably just 1 and global orbiters) that refused to split with the rest of the JP players into /umajp/. I don't know if they're upset that they had to make their own thread or what, but they keep shitting up our threads and keep trying to shove their JP shit down our throats
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>>559268609
I'm not a shitposter and. Not my problem, I do not care about inconsequential shit in the OPs I never look at. Besides I already predicted this would happen cause the ryan guy kept pushing for it so blame that dude for starting that problem if anything. Again, just make the thread yourself.
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>>559268948
don't forget the "reee black uma" autism, but you can count that under "/v/ raid"
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>>559268991
Are you the same anon that made picrel?
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>>559268901
>>559268948
Deliberately confusing the plot
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>>559269040
>probably just 1
gee I wonder who that could be... could it be the guy that NEVER uses ANY images or video while talking like a childish retard?
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I fap to the idea of cucking my club members. Whoever they put up as their profile uma is the uma that I go and rape with drugs. I am a stinky, fat, balding old man and they cry as I cum inside their umanko.
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>>559269098(Me)
Shit, nevermind. Didn't notice the watermark
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>>559269098
nyo i stole it
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800 wit and 890 pow
or
450 wit and 1000 pow?
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>>559268810
I really love Voltage. Next to U.M.A New World for absolutely great Anni songs.
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>>559269041
I did the other day and it got deleted because the same shitposter, I assume, made another thread 5 minutes later with the JP info removed then spammed it so the retarded mods thought it was more active.
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>>559269160
Teiobro...
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>>559269138
Yeah, I guess you can spot him from his lower case text and no arguments
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>>559269040
It's such a retarded reason to become schizophrenic too
Some people really need to take meds for real if splitting a thread causes months, soon to be years, of seething, at nobody but an imaginary evil
That evil being fucking soccer
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the funniest part is how the divegrass schizo never replies to my JP only uma posts, I guess hes only attracted to the avatarfag related ones like stego or ntr, but not literally any others.
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JP umas? No way...
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>>559269261
Schizos like to make their own boogeymans and push everything they disagree with on them. I've noticed it on many generals
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wait a second... why is he reacting to uma like ntr anyway, they're a part of the anime??
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The raiders HATE this, and want to take it away from you
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I'm a week 2 player and I have never seen anyone here talk about divegrass other than the rare manager post and the people replying to it and the people talking about divegrass schizo.
Is it another poopdick anon situation?
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>>559268326
Locking in my team. Too fatigued to optimize further.

>>559268452
Was it hard to get high Wit on Falco? I've tried 30 times and can never get it to 1100. I'd even tried 4 Wit cards.
Either it's something to do with her career, or I'm on an incredibly unlucky streak.
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https://poal.me/yaakyt
https://poal.me/yaakyt
https://poal.me/yaakyt
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>>559269261
he's the one who fucking split the thread in the first place
I'm not letting your history revisionism go unchecked
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>>559268090
Sex with a woman is better than sex with a girl
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Holy shit. It's always Calstone or Stay Gold.
Where's Zephyr, No Reason, Hokko, Neo or any other actual cute jp umas.
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>>559269430
Aines Fujin is already in global you fucking retard
You don't even play the game just like the JPniggers don't actually play JP
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>>559269474
YOU'RE NEVER HERE WHEN THEY GET POSTED INDO TARD
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>>559269474
>Zephyr
Not Cute
>No Reason
yeah, to post her
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Post Dahbee winners
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>>559269474
/umaJP/ despises every character in the game except the few super popular ones that the hivemind approves of
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>>559269492
Her island alt isn’t
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>>559269442
It's our resident schizo with his divegrass boogeyman.
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>>559269474
For what reason?
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>>559269550
>only won because tachyon fucking died
Nice dahby sash loser
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>>559269574
/umajp/ only cares about mares
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>>559269474
Sorry but I have bad taste in umas
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>>559269550
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>>559269492
>he doesnt know
lmao reeeeeeeeeeeetard outing himself as the divegrasser
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Jp umas?
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>>559269658
Most punchable face
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someone post the rundown about the divegrass schizo
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> 5 ace runs with a total of 2 dirt spark activations from 10 stars total
> Random parent run with 3 mile spark activations from 4 stars total
It's all so tiresome...
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>>559269195
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKS
THEYRE BOTH 1200 SPEED
WITLET HAS FEWER SKILLS BUT MORE GOLD ACCELS
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>Masquerade Ball going for Osaka Hai instead
Good.
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>>559268090
I would never have sex with a ningen in the first place
Umanko for life
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>>559269692
Love them
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>>559269742
post both umas retard
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>>559269696

>>559269723
I should've saved it when the anon made the post... what was it.. week 2 or 3? I love how he shut the fuck up for days after being exposed.
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>>559269742
What style
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>>559269768
Not enough to learn Japanese though right?
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>>559269750
looks like another loss for kwab du nord
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>>559269768
>North Flight design but bad
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How about you talk about the game not thread personalities
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>ricefag
Shut the FUCK up
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>>559269692
Tact hanging out with her daddy is so cute
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Balkan umas?
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>>559269768
Yanko!
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>>559269851
BASED
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Is everyone in the number 1 club botting or they have no life. Full Indonesian club btw
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>>559269851
There's nothing else to talk about, the people who actually play are just doing fanruns or longslop parents
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>>559269723
The thread splitted due to a disagreement on the divegrass team.
It works for us because global and jp are different servers so posts can be about different things without mixing information.
A guy was so mad that the thread split he haunts this general and his final goal is for the threads to merge again (ETA 10 years)
The divegrass manager got kicked from this general and sent to umaJP so he doesn't even post here anymore.
But the schizo still thinks anyone who dislikes him is related to divegrass even though the majority of current posters weren't here for that.
It's very sad.
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>>559269692
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>>559268372
She has backup
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>>559269742
The 800 wit
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I'm still making dirt parents...
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>>559269864
the propaganda...
>>559269851
bitch there is literally NOTHING to talk about. no cm, no new scenario, all my TP is gone, I don't care for anyones opinion on my uma etc.
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>>559268778
Didn't save the post but while looking for it I found the NTRfag doesn't play the game either
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558801939/#q558825581
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>splitted
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>>559269770
all things aside they are identical except the witlet is pace s and has rushing gale and the smart one has prepared to pass instead cause rushing gale was too expensive
>>559269783
both pace
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Please pull on her banner!
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>>559269930
fuck off retard, I was here when the split happened, I know what went down
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>>559270002
>pace
the one with higher wit
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>>559269930
>A guy was so mad that the thread split
I thought the threads split BECAUSE of divegrass faggot, cuz he lost the management position of the team, which was this thread. So in an attempt to get it back, he took the relase of global and made the JP thread, hoping to get another team and with that management.
After that he continued to spook BOTH threads and shit posted both to hell to rile people up out of autistic spite.
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>>559269851
Fine. Something something Kawakami Princess propaganda
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>>559270002
Higher wit
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>>559270016
Her banner was months ago
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>>559270001
Don't be uppity. That person knows English 100 times better than anybody in /umaJP/ knows Japanese
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>>559270016
Love her big fat mammaries
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>>559269972
>all my TP is gone
Liar. Post your home screen RIGHT NOW and if your TP is above 50 I'll fucking RAPE YOU.
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>>559269916
What parents are good to make, anyways?
Long sparks with Mile sparks on grandparents?
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>that person
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>>559269750
Masquerade Ball vs Croix du Nord part 5
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>>559270059
yes, that's what actually happened
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>>559269973
nobody that avatarfags plays the game, there's a reason avatarfagging is against the rules, too bad janniggers are shit at their unpaid job
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>>559270114
Croix Du Nord will surely win this time
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>>559269692
Daring Sex!
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>>559270042
>>559270062
hey thanks
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>>559270069
Pull for her card too!
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>>559269750
I'm still rooting for Tabaru
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Is Almond Eye hyper aware that literally everyone wants to fuck her silly?
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>Splitted
>Doesn't play the game
>CURREN
at least TRY to be subtle holy fuck
>>559270104
>Doto cuck
I don't trust your kind.
>>559270137
I'd get out the full MEGA post that exposed his ass, but I hate fiddling with archives, so fuck that
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>>559270059
NTA but I only see one anon shitting up the thread and is the anon mad at the threads being split so your story doesn't add up
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>>559270186
start performing the rain dances now
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>>559268326
I'm probably not making it to A finals but stranger things have happened. Shame I didn't commit to trying to add Taishin as my third but that might have been a bridge too far since I barely got Brian in. Not sure which filler to add as my third but I'm probably going Pasa in R1 for spice purposes then swapping for Oguri R2 just for the hesitants.
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>>559269973
Specifically its these posts further down that thread he used a screenshot from a blog that is not his
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>>558826050
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>>559270184
Wrong house motherfucker
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>>559270148
Croix beat Masba 3 times including the Derby and Hopeful, so it'll be interesting to see if Masba can get revenge this time but I'm personally rooting for Croix. There's also Meisho Tabaru and Lebbensstil entering so it's gonna be a real stacked field overall
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>>559270184
h-how did you get in here?
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unironic question, what's the point of /umajp/ if they post stuff here?
>irl races
>pakalive
>jp content

why don't you just merge the two generals back?
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The problem is that this OP is just a trolling parasite.
Four times now I've seen someone mention that they are creating a thread with updated news for the new banners, and this fucking faggot comes out of the woodwork to shit out a ragebait thread with the only the JP news removed.
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>all that same faggin
holy fucking seethe lmao
>>559270243
>I only see one anon
is the worthless IP counter back!?
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>>559270148
Don't jinx it!

>>559270165
I can't, I only have 44k carats

>>559270184
UMA ATTACK!
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>>559270262
why the hell would you lie about this of all things lmao
avatarniggers are just tripcucks too scared to commit to the bit
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>>559270292
Their posting isn't that disruptive umaJP exists to move all content discussion there
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>>559270369
Neo Universe, Nakayama, Daiichi Ruby, Satono Crown.
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>>559270292
irl races have been posted here since DAY WEEK FUCKING ONE, people even watch stuff together now and then, not to mention post their videos LIVE from the events, as people tend to be very okay with that type of stuff.
>pakalive
seeing whats coming up and new is always fun and enjoyable to anyone that isn't a freak
>jp content
literally impossible to avoid as people want to post their oshis and future to be oshis
>why don't you just merge the two generals back?
content differences, simple as.
seeing what is coming up uma wise is fun, but talking about vastly different scenarios is a lost case as most of the thread can't talk about it, so having a jp thread is sensible.
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>>559270292
/umaJP/ doesn't post here
Someone post that funny image with the shotgun telling global to fuck off
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ALMONDS SUCK
now CHESTNUTS!
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>>559270437
not like they talk about it anyway, they spent all of 1 day doing so then went back to talking about wanting to fuck mares or irl horse racing
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Kawakami paizuri
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>>559270417
IT WAS CLEFAIRY YOU DUMB FUCK
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>>559270404
>disgaea gameplay
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>>559270476
She also has those
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>>559270328
I will pray you get spooked 30 times by her
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>>559270532
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>559270532
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>559270532
GODAMMIT
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>>559270437
This is a great argument why the global /uma/ thread should only have global-related and specific data in its OP. Anything specific to the /umajp/ threads should be in their OP, not ours.
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ummm Curren and Falco posts are not supposed to be on the same side
this is against /uma/ posting guidelines
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laisu
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I hate Raisu.
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I have no idea what the divegrass schizo is trying to even achieve. As you can see, /umajp/ has as much activity as /uma/ before global.
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>>559270368
idk and I agree but I just find it SUPER funny how self fullfilling procephy-type level it all is, and they literally can not help themselves
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why did she dew it???
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>>559270638
Bwo, Curren and Falco posters are on the same team they only disagree to hide something important.
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>>559270532
QUALITY post
>>559270638
almost like its the schizo rambling to himself spamming irrelevant bullshit he probably posted himself as well
who the FUCK remembers exact posts, much less saves them? christ
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>>559270649
I just speedcapped her for the second time! except now she has 600 wit and 900 power and 950 stam too!
I LOVE RAISU I LOVE RAISU I LOVE RAISU
but boy are you shit to train, 10%/20% stam/guts is a BAD growth set
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>>559270632
@umagrok is this pic edited?
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Post yuri.
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>>559270589
Jokes on you, I'm quitting the game once Trackblazer comes
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>>559270262
>>559269973
So do you have proof that the Stegofag steals his screenshots or not
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>>559270802
nyo
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>>559270710
because its SEXY!
https://exhentai.org/g/3801709/dbdb97ea4e/
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>story is that they just imported Kris S because the family was jobbing
KWABoli clan
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>>559270802
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>>559270632
aelred...
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>>559270802
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>>559270779
yes, twice. Once to remove the collar, the second to remove the accidental skin-tone pixel, an anon screamed at me a few weeks ago because I "was posting LITERAL SHIT"
now it's fixed.
>inb4 no it's not
fuck you Curren is amazing
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>>559270729
Didn't need to even save it was just a five minute search for a phrase, keep seething NTRfag!
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>>559270802
Only because you asked so nicely
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>559270926
keep projecting divegrasser
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>>559270292
The few umaJP posters that come here are obnoxious attention whoring faggots. I don't want the threads to merge even after global catches up to JP
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>>559270936
>Gemini
I need @Umagrok's take on this situation
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>>559270638
Some of the curren and falco posting just feels like one guy samefagging desu
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>>559270857
because the dad was obsessed with european sires even though they were fading fast and looked down upon american horses, it's his son that went against him
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Would Curren let me suck her tits if I begged?
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>>559270984
you sound slightly upset over my adult presence, child. what is it that causes you so much discontent and anger?
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I don't understand what the fuck you retards are on about. Please shitpost about something so I can feel included.
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>now it's yurinigger spam
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>>559271085
>Muh cf
You're an obnoxious nigger
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>>559271090
yeah sure I think you suck dicks and are mega gay and probably suck at the video game too. In a gay way
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The clefairy post is the only good post in this thread.
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>>559271085
You didn't post RedditGold or NTR so I don't have a problem with you
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>>559270632
>>559270920
That's pretty decent quality, I actually thought it was a mod or some shit. Nice job.
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It's my fault this shit is even happening. I was too lazy to make a global general when the game was still counting down because I thought someone else would've as is the case with every other gacha with separate servers
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Reposting because posted in a dying thread like a retard
>Is there even anything worth pulling on until ManCafe Wit SSR for a late main? I have Kita and Fuku MLB, do I just HOLD carats for a year?
I will amend that I also have NN wit SSR.
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>>559271131
calm down my child, no reason to become a racist nazi bigot.
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does anyone make entertaining uma videos that arent
>guide slop
>tanuki skits
>history lessons
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>>559269851
I will
I love JP umas!
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Only schizos and mentally ill anons cry over JP content posted here.
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>>559271202
Pull for Tachyon Speed
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This is such fucking manufactured drama that I don't honestly believe that it's more than one person replying to himself.
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wow mejiro dober sucks she can't even get top 3 in her own legend race
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reminder that ANYONE posting ANY kind of JP related content (stolen screenshots, stolen uma, stolen anything) is a thieving non-player.
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>>559271204
>no reason to become a racist nazi bigot.
that's where you're WRONG
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>>559271262
Only a mentally ill nigger would post their jp only whores here instead of the thread that is literally for them
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>>559270826
Hmm nyo didnt find it and dont feel like searching longer I think it was around the same time tho if you want to look
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>>559271280
So Tachyon/Light Hello, Halloween Digital and swimsuit golshi and then just save?
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>>559271246
Yeah, Golshi Pakatubr
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>>559271348
BOO!
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>>559270532
I love those stupid cheating who's that pokemon answers
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post something sleepy
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Should the next thread title be /uma/Global? That feels a bit too long but I'm not sure how to shorten Global. Any suggestions?
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>>559271436
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>>559271436
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>>559271436
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>>559271246
mambocore
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>>559271459
Absolutely not
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>>559271348
>the thread that is literally for them
wrong. the thread is for discussing the game, posting uma that haven't been released yet doesn't matter.
I don't see anyone cry about me posting anime exclusive uma here either, when that should be /a/ exclusive by your ""reasoning""
HOWEVER no one does that... how curious indeed.


>>559271436

>>559271459
unironically yes, just to fuck with autists more for the hell of it. i wanna see how insane all this dive schizophrenia can become
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Supreme speedtard when?
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>>559271204
>No Reason mentioned
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>>559271519
Anime exclusive is officially translated to English you fucking retard, meaning global. That's why it's allowed here.
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>global umas of today were jp umas first
OH NO I'M POSTING OFF TOPIC OH NO OH NO
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>>559271578
>his cope is if there is official ENGLISH TEXT or not
this is getting funnier by the minute holy crap
>>559271590
>literally ANY uma is JP
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>559271436
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>>559271330
Reality is way funnier than fiction.
>>559271519
People get way too worked up about shit that doesn't matter.
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Thread is simply too Indonesian today
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I like Crown.
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>>559271578
You will never be a janny, holy shit
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>>559271436
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Sparkling or still water? What do you prefer?
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>>559270532
NOOOOOOOO
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>>559271519
Don't waste your time, just ignore the faggot until he kills himself
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I just went up against Suzuka in a dirt CM room, how do you even win against this? Do you have to make your own?
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Finally got around to watching Cingray on my flight
THEY MADE MY WIFE SO FLUFFY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY SPENT LIKE 90% OF THIS ANIME'S BUDGET ON MAKING OUR GIRLS AS FLUFFY AS POSSINLE
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Bakushin for sex!
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>>559271709
Mambros DID get invited to the club celebration right?
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>>559271695
Still stealing screenshots
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>belno graduates and becomes a trainer and kitaharas wife
>oguri graduates and becomes an english teacher that gets pregnant in the middle of the academic year
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>>559271578
Oh, is this not allowed? Then why don't you do something about it?
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>>559271736
Would she let me suck her boobs
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>>559271695
Ice water
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>>559271641
in a perfect world people would obviously just ignore his ramblings, or a mod would perma ban him, or 4chan would region lock third worlder from the get go. however no perfect world yadayada and he can just samefag over and over without anyone being able to 100% tell for sure
>>559271701
its funnier to argue with him t b q h. usually i just ignore him, but today "he" talks for once, or at least someone pretending to be him tries to argue a point of sorts, which is funny as hell.
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>>559270936
I didn't know AI could read live internet websites... Last time I checked they pretended to not be able to do that.
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>>559271709
Where's our first class tickets
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>>559271654
How do we know they are not Filipinos or Malaysians?
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>>559271695
water with ice
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Next thread, OP should add uma.guide once and for all
Maybe then the schizo will throw a melty so bad janny will have to send him on vacations, he clearly needs to touch grass more than I need to touch jp uma tiddy
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>>559271759
My English teacher can’t be this cute
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>>559271793
Check your ingame mail mambro ;)
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Is this allowed
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>>559271695
ice water in a glass or metal bottle so it makes that clanking sound
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>>559271759
It was me. I got her pregnant.
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>>559271824
Ms. Baker...
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>>559271709
>Pixel anon has yet to watch cingray, even tho he keeps being in a plane
>HE HAS ONLY SEEN OUR CUTE PUNNY WIFE NOW
AAAAAAAAAA you can't be fucking serious bro
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>>559271759
but oguri doesn't know english.....
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>>559271754
Yes and I even repost art that forbids that in its watermark. Now please answer my water question.
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>>559271789
>curren popular
>falco just another uma

wtf
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>>559271880
I taught her after we started dating
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>>559270936
>vandalisation in quotes
Even the AI knows the JPtards are schizos, kek
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>>559271695
Water in the fire
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>>559271817
>next thread, please add the thing EVERYONE hates and dislikes
>do the schizos job yourself, vandalizing the OP further
nice try
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>>559271859
WHAT IS MEJIRO MCDONALDS DOING IN THE HONKAI IMPACT ZONE
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Almond Eye's umanko and my torenis meet.
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>>559271804
I trust the people who make pho to make good posts
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>>559271949
WHY
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>>559271878
Listen-
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I'm going to miss NSM
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Vietnamese posters are the best
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>mcdonalds
Her name is kachow
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>>559271967
>everyone dislikes
Are these "everyone" in this thread with us?
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>>559272103
i think uma.guide is bad for society
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>>559271967
Can you explain to me how removing JP stuff from our OP helps your schizo with their agenda?
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use your ticket for 1 yeppers to ensure a steady supply of NSM for the foreseeable future
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>>559272127
kek
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>>559271804
Literally doesn't matter where who or what is from, they're schizos, simple as.
>>559272047
Pixel, I can only support you for so long when you act like this...
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>>559272076
Say that again I dare you
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>>559272127
>female
Show tits or gtfo
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>>559272127
lol
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>STILL no sign of anni changes
it's so over...........
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>>559272127
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The goal is to shill their guides and to isolate /uma/ from others who can provide information in their stead. The medium is of little consequence and the trolling is just to stir frustration into allowing them to accomplish their ends.
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>>559271703
A late or end activating all their syndromes can beat her cause the final straight is so long
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>>559272127
i'll be shocked if you don't catch a stray ban from this
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>>559272127
very Epstein coded post
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>>559272127
BEST post ITT
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>>559272056
wait wait wait
if NSM is gone, next CM that is longslop, what is going to happen? is spurt going to work? or are we allowed to have fun?
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umastagram: midnight_mare_moan
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>>559272139
Delicious Bouquet and Chrono tummies....
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I notto understand
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>>559272127
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>>559272273
you're going to borrow wit yeppers for NSM.
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>posts about the gaslight doc
>nothing
>uma.guide is mentioned
>instant melty
Erzzy, you dumb tranny, you were the schizo all along?!
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>>559272186
I SAID
KACHOW
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>>559272273
Either run end with spurt or run Kitasan/Front with inherited Kitasan unique
everybody else can go fuck themselves
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>>559272364
Machan
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>>559272273
Your inhereted ignited spirit PWR? You made parents for the start of MANT did you not?
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>>559272365
What's the rundown on uma.guide hate?
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>>559272362
>5rb
Awful
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>>559272273
you finally get to use tamamo cross in a cm again
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>>559272452
It's made by VF cord, that's it.
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Kita I demand you stop making me horny
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I started this JP account in january and all I do is dumping carats on uma banners
say something nice about it
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Post your oshi, NOW
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>>559272452
Only one kind of posts with a very distinctive structure and seething animosity complain about uma.guide like a retarded schizo
At the same time when someone with similar posts and writing patterns complains about jp, off-topic and stay gold
Put 2 and 2 together and the answer is obvious
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>>559272560
your oshi, NOW
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>>559272529
ARE THOSE GLOBAL UMA WITH JP NAMING!? STOP STEALING THESE IMAGES AND GO BACK!!
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>>559272273
nimble nav is only about 1.3 lengths worse than NSM and can be picked up from a finemo hint. If you're running a late surger you probably take yeppers wit because you need all the accel you can get to beat out the end closers
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>>559272529
>no taiki or suzuka
bricked
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What the fuck is this guide drama bullshit
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>>559272273
You know what to do
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>>559272452
I never visited it, but from what I recall
>VFtroon shills came to the thread to advertise it saying "it's better than gametorra"
>turns out it provides less information than gametorra
>also needs an account to enter
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>>559272603
Blame Uma&Co for shitting every thread up
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>>559272560
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Odds fap to Kawakami princess
Evens sleep
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>>559272560
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>>559272395
>Aquarius is bad for paces not named Taiki Shuttle
>Pisces is bad for paces

Grim, hopefully Aries is better for them not that it's going to stop me from running Biwa anyways in Aquarius/Pisces
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>>559272642
it,s always [insert club name here]
I,m starting to not believe you
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>>559272629
It also had a crazy amount of inaccurate information
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>>559272560
your oshi, NOW
>>559272603
blame dicksword bricked mambo for shitting every thread up
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>>559272629
And the hakuraku dev had to make a pdf report of how wrong their stuff was they had to shut down their guides system because they were copypasting the gaslight doc
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this thread has been up for a whole hour and not one single good post
>>559272452
no idea but I hate it because it looks like slop and heavily advertises some discord
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>>559272560
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>>559272749
A FIVE page pdf
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Somehow this is all Autis/uma/‘s fault
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>>559272560
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Being in /uma/club is pretty comfy. Nobody expects that I'm the shitposter because we are the top grinder club and shitters like Bricked take the blame
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>>559272560
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>>559272749
What's the rundown on the gaslight in the doc?
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Somehow this is all /uma/ club's fault
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>went to go watch Uma musume at the theatres
>full house
>everyone focusing on the movie, not a single peep from anyone
>credits roll
>everyone stayed for the entirety of Umapyoi
I fucking love being in a theatre with fellow umadacchis
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>>559272529
Very good, you are missing SiL but you have good mares there
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>>559272815
This is a falseflagger from Mambo
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>>559272452
every reply you've received has at least one thing they made up on the spot
the rundown is they just hate anything related to VF
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>>559272560
I really like this image
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>>559272560
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>>559272842
it is
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okay but who is the strongest /uma/ A+ club?
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>there is a JP thread
>But you'd rather post JP Uma here instead of people who actually know who they are
>You would rather spam JP Uma here and not talk about the game
>The ones who do larp about playing the game steal their screenshots off social media
>But it's totally ok they do this than fuck off to a thread made specifically for them
Why
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>>559272815
>>559272842
Danchou forgot to turn off the falseflagging funds going to UMAID again...
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>>559272912
None listed
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>>559272762
>and not one single good post
You don't deserve a good post. The only people posting at this hour are either unemployed, browns, or mentally unstable Teiobros with fucked up sleep schedules. DIE.
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>>559272560
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>>559272843
And then you woke up and realized that you fell asleep during the boring movie and there were only 3 other people there. Another weeb and a couple having sex cause it was the emptiest theatre
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>No one gives a fuck for Divegrass here
>Neither do they in JP, because its gay as fuck
>And yet the anon decides to be uppity in this thread about it till he dies of TB
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>>559272921
Oh hey Danchou! You can't be leaking the /uma/ danchou-cord.
That's why we had to kick that other danchou out!
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>>559272974
He's dying of Trackblazer?
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>>559272560
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>>559272961
Nyope. Also who pissed on your carrot burger?
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>>559272948
I'm a straya wagie who just knocked off and want a comfy thread...
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>>559272869
>the rundown is they just hate anything related to VF
that was literally the first response to that post and it's true, that singaporean discord need to buy the ads
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>>559272560
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Where the /v/ thread at? Did they finally die off?
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>>559272843
that's a boring theatre, true umafans would have saw the movie already and sang along to umapyoi densetsu
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>>559273015
you kid but this can all be resolved with a simple leak from anyone who knows their club is in the wrong.
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Horse -sized horse girls
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>>559273083
Its on page 10 right now bro
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>>559273083
You failed the Witcheck >>>/v/734232919
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Now that the dust has settled, which /uma/ clubs are confirmed to NOT have a discord?
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no borrow runs are really frustrating me
i would have 2 decent parents... except none of them have any mile sparks. and doing a run with a 0% chance of getting mile s seems like a huge waste
so i guess i gotta start over and use it on grandparents hoping to get mile sparks...
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>>559273139
>uma musume sized Uma musume
Do you know how stupid you sound?
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>>559273076
Reminder https://files.catbox.moe/dcgych.pdf
SEAniggers got 5 pages of game information wrong and needed to be corrected
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>>559273104
The Danchou cartel is real

>>559273168
All of them are in a discord
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jp uma btw
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Reminder that mods only deleted mayacun:
>>558332542
>>558341941
>>558331128
>>558331246
>>558331383

While sugar lights won:
>>558330058
>>558330235
>>558330380
>>558331006
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>>559273063
aussies are fine in my book moot was wrong about your people
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ogurin needs to stop rubbing her belly like that in public
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>>559273198
How vile is it to ask for a footjob from sugar lights?
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>>559272692
>>559272738
>>559272873
>>559273045
>>559273081
Shit taste
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>>559273198
mods don't delete literal MLP or furry content either
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>>559273247
she just wants to tell people she's pregnant
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any uma that appears in an english subbed anime or manga is technically global
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>>559273081
I act like this
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>>559273195
My dirt team savior. Now if only I could replace Shinkou Windy.
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>>559273167
>>559273145
>a vegeta image
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>>559272704
>>559272764
>>559272790
>>559272826
>>559272875
>>559272957
Good taste
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>>559273269
its good exercise because she can lie on her back, she isn't fully crippled just has trouble standing up for a while
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>already done my 5 borrows run
Half TP without an event is retarded
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>>559273284
>or manga
non of those are official translated so they dont count
anon said it has to be OFFICIAL ENGLISH TEXT otherwise its JP only content and therefore cringe gay and illegal
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Forgot to post this for the bro likers
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>>559273282
They did though, in that very same thread
>>558329783
>>558330825
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ehat if i leave stamina at 450, grab a gold recovery, and use that effort to max out power instead?
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>>559273395
Reminds me that I need to visit round 1 again to get the Uma musume merch.
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>>559273446
no idea if its the post I saw, but those were up THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME and havent been deleted before the next thread appeared
so no, they werent ever deleted and I dont care what mods delete in their schizo off time AFTER a thread was abandoned.
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>>559273470
You don't get the Speed boost from 600 stam retard.
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>>559273471
they have uma merch at round 1? the fuck
I have one near me i've always wanted to go to but its such a long drive
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>>559273374
>half ap without 10 borrows is retarded
fixed that for you
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I can't make the next thread, don't vandalise it with JP spam please next baker.
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>>559273284
Add Party Dash too
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The more I improve my score, the more the retention line slips away from me. I really need good parents for my entire mile and sprint teams...
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>>559273524
There’s a bunch of figures in the claw machines and before I played the game I just thought it was some idolmaster shit, but now that I know, I need to visit round 1 again since it perpetually has Uma stuff.
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>>559273442
eaaaaaaasiest safe, thanks!
>>559273539
call the next thread umaglobal and add umamoa or whatever the tranny vtuber site is
maximum chaos
>>559273561
NO ONE played that shit, so no one knows whats in it or isnt
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i need healing
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are uma musume born with their tails fully covered in hair or do they look like rats for the first few months?
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>>559273561
BUE GODS WE ARE SO BACK
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>>559273628
I know Samson Big is in it, and Still in Love.
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>>559273516
but... power...?
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>>559273395
sorry bwo... amiami still has them in stock

>>559273524
>>559273627
Round 1 had a promo where you could get a pretty derby themed game card
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>>559273579
>"JP server posters being poorfags who can't match up with the /umaJP/ posters so they post here to hide their shame" theory once again is proven true
The noticing continues, unless it's a screenshot from some blog.
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>>559273198
Thanks gonna fap
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How do I stop avatarfags from mindraping me? Every time I see NTR now in media I suddenly associate her being an annoying cunt because of this place. Same with Chiyono.
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>>559272560
Some anons did it for me
>>559272790
>>559272826
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>>559273274
Well show us your god tier taste
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>>559273720
Been gone for weeks so I’m behind on the lore.
Why do people hate Top road?
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>>559273720
What a weak baby, so vulnerable to mindgames
You'd troon out if the propaganda got to you
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>>559273731
Sexo
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>>559273628
>NO ONE played that shit
Only brown poorfags didn't.
The game is fun for the 3 hours it takes to complete it.
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So, the war in the middle east will be part of Ebayan's career, right?
>gets a debuff in her senior year that locks her out of running any races held in Japan
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Just got a glimpse of my A finals race
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Tonight I shall fap to Bakushin
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>>559273720
What did Chiyonobwos do to you and why are you fine with Dotofags
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>>559273785
Only the NTR avatarfag not the uma.
QRD >>559269973 >>559270262
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>>559273720
>annoying cunt
Do you hate big tits hanging under a see-through shirt? Are you homosexual?
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>>559273850
Good taste
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>>559273882
>avatarfagging with your oshi
Why does one want to avatarfag with their oshi? Do you want people to hate her?
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>>559273697
I'm a casual (mostly) uma only puller and I'm not ashamed of it. I spend money on scam gacha for cards but that's usually it when it comes to rolling for cards.
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>>559273954
Avatarfags are mentally ill you can't apply common sense with them
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why is Almond allowed to ult twice in one race. that's cheating
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>>559273870
literally who?
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>>559274018
/uma/ should follow her example
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>>559274018
Don't tell Nishino to act on her feelings...
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>>559272364
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>>559274019
She’s the uma Goku
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>>559274056
I want Manhattan cafe to make me coffee every day
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>>559274019
Multiple Uma can do that though.
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>>559273954
Probably the same logic as trannies, they want to be someone else, someone likeable who are not them
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ricepussy when
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I literally want to be doto.
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>>559274148
Would the sister be jealous of bigger breast?
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>>559274185
Can the bigger breasts make her faster or race better
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>>559274172
Would you let me suck your tits
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>>559274172
>there’s anons who want to be female characters in this general too
FUCK
I thought you were only in nepgen
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>>559274185
Jealousy is Biwa's trait
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>>559274172
Implants NYOOOOW
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Among all the hate, I appreciate Ardan posters.
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>>559274232
Depends, are you my trainer?
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>>559274247
>>559274253
/BECOME/
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>>559274276
Doto wouldn't act like this.
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STOP GETTING MIGRAINES
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>>559274424
this but in real life
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Please don't let Bamboo rub off on you.
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>>559272560
I don't have an oshi but here's the ones I like the most.
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>>559273793
>hur dur brown
nice argument
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>>559274424
They call it migraines but they are having their period
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Does any anon know later on in the game what position does Tama usually go in considering she has skills for all 3 positions she has A aptitude for?
I know she is mainly used as an end closer right now because of spurt but I heard later on she is better as a late surger. Anyone know if that's true?
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>>559274504
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>>559274185
Brian is already huge
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>>559272560
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>>559274609
i can't believe tickezo is umarican
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>>559272560
I like several girls, but if I had to pick one that is my absolute favorite it's probably Tachyon.
I can't wait for her alt, although I won't roll for her summer version because I think holiday/seasonal variants are kinda lame.
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>>559274596
You can stop those for 9 months at a time
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>>559274605
very track specific but for the most part you'll run as end
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>>559274735
Her summer version is a great parent though.
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>>559274609
>LET'S GOOO
>SO TOUCHING
>LET'S DO OUR BEST
>?
Rate my localization
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>>559274609
what is global counterpart of kitasan's "HARIKITTE IKOU"?
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i hATE YOU NARITA BRIAN
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kingu love
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>>559272843
I had to take a piss so fucking bad that I had to leave during umapyoi densetsu unfortunately
I was actually about to explode and piss myself.
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>>559274609
I need that Ticket sticker without the kanji. The use I could have for it…..
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>>559274185
I don't think Brian cares about anything she can't change
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Kingu forcing you to be a practice dick for her to teach Kawakami how to pleasure a man
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>>559274247
who doesn't
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>Cesario
>Mare

>Epiphaneia
>Stallion
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today I aborted 4 runs at/before first inspo and did 1 converted parent run
dancho will just have to deal with it
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>>559274768
For team trials like Golshi summer or good for CMs like Opera O NY?
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>Does nothing
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>>559274826
it's on the sticker website
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>>559274864
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>>559274864
ZAMN
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>>559274864
I'd say this is my new favorite image of dia but all dia images are my favourites
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Slender Cuties, like Synth Field suggested
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>>559274783
Awful, it should go more like
>SKIBIDIII
>SAD - SAD SAD SED
>HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>oh those pesky patriarchal societal demands were getting on my nerves, so i changed clothes
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>>559274868
SPE NOOOOO THAT'S NOT FOOD
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>>559274893
CM
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A new era /uma/ enters, ERP with AGP anons
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Busty Bitches, like Touring Bike suggested.
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All hail cygenerous
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>>559274864
Uhhh Kitakeks how are you supposed to compete with this?
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>>559275072
die
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>>559274796
Mayaposter please...
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>>559275076
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>>559275065
More like Town Bike
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>>559275035
Oh yeah I see it's a 0.25 speed unique with a shitty conditional accel. It's not bad. I'll see if I can fit it into the schedule of pulls
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which uma would fight an evil galactic tyrant to the death on a dying planet
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>>559274924
Thank you so much umadacchi
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>>559275113
Pathetic
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>>559274735
Her alt is great.
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does biwa not use her BIG HEAD to notice that one of her friends shares the same name as her sister?
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>>559275145
Biko, Yaeno Muteki, Gold Ship
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Can't even escape from this nigga at pubs. Is uma&co really out there to get Bricked?
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Time to collect my dopamine hit.
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>>559274750
Gotcha thanks anon
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>>559275145
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>>559274864
It doesn’t matter how unbelievably gorgeous she is on the outside if she’s a rotten brat on the inside
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>>559275125
LEL
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>>559275057
We were bitching and moaning about /v/ and JP while the real enemy was /trash/ all along
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>>559275072
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>>559275257
This face is very unfitting of an idol
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>>559275219
Biko is so cute
I wish I had a little sister like her
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>>559275072
i got fucking RYAN DEATH TO CYJEWS
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>>559275275
turbo wouldn't say this
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>>559275145
oguri cap
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>>559275125
that title belongs to curren
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>uma musume extremely popular
>not one decent smut fic
I hate it here
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>>559275072
I pressed the summon button and got ONE heckin
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>>559275339
Curren is a top class prostitute that sells her body to the highest paying subscribers on her umafans.
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>>559275390
FUCK YOU
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>>559275309
as in peak
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>>559274250
>does nothing.
>gets punished
Why does this keep happening with Brian?
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>>559275390
ALL HAIL CYGENEROUS
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>>559275536
Maybe she should do something
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mejiro FARDAN hehe
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Mile S and 5 groundwork hints on inspo 1
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I think I will have sex with my favorite umadol
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>>559275581
This is why you never fish for S inspo. Instantly bricks your run.
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>>559275581
I've been trying after CM9 ended and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE FALCO ACE. I'm gonna pivot.
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>>559275536
Eat your veggies and call your mother, Brian.
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>>559275618
but would your favourite umadol think about having sex with you? or would she deny herself even the thought
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>>559275618
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>>559275159
shut up bitch
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>>559274737
Are uma pregnancies 9 months or 11 months, or does it depend on whether they have a son or daughter
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>>559275536
punished "venom" narita
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Falco wife
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S aptitude is impossible to get, unless you are not trying in which case you get it from two 2*
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>>559275682
I will Lead the Charge
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>>559275682
>smart falcon makes some risqué comments about spending the night with (You)
>You deny any form of banter with her
>you would never break the sanctity between umadol and fan
>even if you are her trainer
>Falcon give you THAT look
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>>559275770
I got 3
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German wife.
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>>559275152
New angry rabbid
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>>559275814
FUCKED BY EVERYONE??!?!
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>>559275814
This is a pig
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>>559275801
I had that on a smaru run that bombed so hard she lost to a triple A I made a whole week ago, whose only saving grace was fast learner
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I should reread Hishiama's career
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>>559275815
Fucking redneck
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>>559275814
lemme rub that belly
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>>559275815
proofs!?
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>>559275903
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>>559275916
AAIIIIEEEEE MY RIBS
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>>559275916
try that again huh
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>>559275916
i'm dying and you're LAUGHING?!?
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How much race bonus do you need for a MANT deck again?
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>>559276020
50-55
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>>559276020
80
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>>559275916
For a second I thought that was a clown
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>>559274864
Dia LOVE!
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>>559276020
60-70
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>>559275916
>tazuna hides another dead toreina body
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>>559276020
all of it
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burying my face in these special cheeks
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>>559275916
neicha please…
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>>559275814
She really let herself go
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>>559275815
wtf i thought she was from o block
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>>559276037
>>559276040
>>559276072
>>559276095
WHICH IS IT
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>>559276205
50 minimum
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>>559275815
>I might not look like it
You definitely look like it.
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>>559276205
my answer
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el perro de caca was from the projects
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>>559276205
higher numbers = gooder
it's as simple as that
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ugh... MEN
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>>559276205
One of them is right
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>>559276072
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>>559276230
She doesn't look like a republican
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>>559276205
depends on the gaslight
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>>559276301
What the fuck is her problem?
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>>559276205
most cards have 10 and a couple have 15
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>>559275916
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>>559276276
>Its not my fault
Why are they like this
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>>559276357
MEN
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i don't like women.what club is for me?
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>>559276434
EDEN
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>>559276434
Mambo
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>>559276434
the vfcords might be up your alley
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>>559276434
This game is about women.
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>>559276434
sorry bro each club has a hidden w*man in it
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>>559276434
All of them
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>>559276434
/uma/dash
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>>559275712
curren slut
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>>559276495
omg... a g-girl may have donated shoes to me?!?!?!?
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>>559276434
AlmondLove danchou is a manly man that cosplays various umas for the top earners.
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I am a balding, obese and ugly trainer
And I love Smart Falcon
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You're all fucking retarded
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Sweepy
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>>559276512
>grinds my ass against your crotch
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>>559276596
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>>559276564
you're practically married now
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Is Tracen a grooming school or what
Half of the careers are already on their way to marriage
What
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I think Rice (umamusume) should die
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no one asked
no one cares
shut the FUCK up
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>>559276654
I put on my robe and wizard hat
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This shit must have like a 5% chance of success
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Had everyone already made their decision?
I honestly can't choose between Hishiama, Opera O, or Gold City.
I'd imagine Digitan would also be an interesting choice.
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I think therefore I am
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Lala why
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i think rice should live (with me)
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>>559276756
Bwo you get 1 every day
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>>559276756
It's one 3 word voice line
You don't need to be this autistic over anything but your first one
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>>559276756
you get one daily bwi
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Did Uma Musume ever do a crossover event?
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>login to get my free roll
>usual tazuna and long shot star
>suddenly rainbow gate and its doto
now to listen to all the songs she sings in
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>>559276781
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>>559276852
grabble
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>>559276756
Decide on what? You can just pick a different Uma each day
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i asked and i care
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>Just filter them
Air Shakur is so smart
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>>559276824
>>559276824
>>559276839
>>559276840
>>559276881
Well shit
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>>559276856
gz
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>>559276852
shadowverse! :D
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Machan's fat tits and plump thighs
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Vivlos is the only female cc left for this game? What happened?
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:<
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YOU LIED TO ME
THE ANNIV SHOP HAS LITTLE TO NO ITEMS
WHAT THE FUCK
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I'm warming up to the creatures
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>>559276874
No wonder she cucked her out of four tiaras and murdered her
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:>
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>>559277057
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>>559276970
credit cards don't have genders
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>>559276852
yes, but not in their own game because that would be retarded
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Meisho Doto is NOT evil.
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I'd sacrifice the Rice hater schizo's soul if it would bring the Tamaposters back.
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>>559277147
I will roll for Vivlos because her cat mouth is erotic
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>>559277213
Then make amends for what you've done
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>>559276596
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>requests shoes in some random hour
>suddenly 2 more requests
help
I'm being stalked by /uma/
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but why are cygames not releasing any global exclusive cards or umas? Do they hate free money?
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>perfect run
>but kitasan didn't finish her chain
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>>559277213
It isn't evil if she only says the truth. People just can't handle facts.
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>>559277287
Team players request sprint shoes. Get right with your club before you ask others for help.
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Check out this 7 you homos.
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>>559277343
Do you really need Professor in your build? Of all the SSRs, she is the one you can easily cope with other skills
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>save run at finale to quickly finish dailies when new day arrives
>not sure if it was my last borrow run or not and there's no way to check it unless completing the run
shit
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>>559277213
Dotoposters on the other hand....
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my group is dead, please a club for welfare
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>>559277436
*smooch*
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>>559277484
but le sneed carryover!!!
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>>559277217
you won't do shit
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>>559277314
Global is managed by one intern
(You) are not worth the development cost
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Holy fucking shit Symboli Kris S sounds so bad in Uma in America.
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>>559277515
just add corner skills
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>>559277572
>>559277572
>>559277572
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>>559277514
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i look like this
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>>559277579
Based. JPniggers out.
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No one reads the OP anyway
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>>559277579
Shant
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LE OP!!!!!!! MY OP!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
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>>559277664
I think most stopped caring and it's just the schizo melting down over it or playing over the OP
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>>559276856
Doto actually can't sing for shit lol
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>>559277614
let me fuck you in the ass
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>>559277545
b-but I pigged up! And I'm not worth it?
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>>559270084



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