Most Racist Ixian Alive Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>559361152 (Cross-thread)
Sex with Venator
TOTSUGEKI ARU NOMI
patch doko
I've had enough, I'm building rescue beam on paradox
>>559427708Hilarious, but why
Yurilock
vtubers are usually cringe but this is kinda coolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1rlo6tp/finally_finished_my_dynamo_pngtuber_with_ability/
So what time today are we expecting the updateI noticed early-day updates tend to happen around four hours from now
>>559428068I need to start dragging my teammates out of 1v6s
DON'T USE THIS ONE I FUCKED UP THE OLD THREAD FUCKanyway, real previous>>559397357
>>559428334Come to think of it, does rescue beam work on an ulting Dynamo?
>>559428447i'm gonna use this one fuck you
>>559428515It does You can do it with Mohammed too
all my friends are abandoning deadlock for high guard, it's over
They took out Krill!
>silver is NOT op!!!
I see the goat!
>>559425854When you realize all the yuri stuff is also just transbians, it's even worse.
Vindicta just got creampied!
They raped Rem!
it's one thing for Wraith, a gambler who is primarlly defined as a character by the fact that she is a gambler, to not have any rng mechanics but who the hell decided to name her Wraith of all things?
>>559425854Ideas for Vindicta rework? Her kit feels unbecoming of such a good design.
what are we expecting from tonights patch?
How the fuck do we teach players that over aggressive diving is bad? The game never gives them any punishment for their actions. They will literally chase you to your spawn and not die for it just so they can inflate their KDR.
>>559429483rape mechanics for drifter
>>559429553only works on other males though.
Rejuvs dropping!
*schlick schlick schlop* I am once again asking for the full image
I don't really post on /vg/ since I mostly play singleplayer stuff but is it usual for there to be like 7 people who just scream into the void repeating the same porno thing every thread? Nobody responds, nobody acknowledges, it's like they simply must repeat the same thing over and over
>>559429650you mean the yuri and fagshit? yeah they were introduced with the new update
>>559429461I'd take away her 3 and make it a slot machine. No clue why they chose Wraith as the name either. Her puppet arms aren't very Wraith-like. If anything some sort of Puppet-esque name would be better. Geppetto even. But then there should be more of a control aspect to her.
>>559428989You're so old manWhy are you so oldunc
>>559429650Yes They're ritual posters and most people either filter or just scroll past them. It's like trash on the street you walk by.
>>559429650Yeah but feel free to actually contribute something of worth to the threads.
>>559429523Why is it bad if it kills you
>>559429471I think a lot of heroes would seriously benefit from fancier baseline guns, and Vindicta feels like one of those heroes, make it less rapid fire and more heavy on the damage
Why do people do a side dash midair?
>>559429621The full lgbt spectrum is like 3% of the population tops, and only in lefty Western countries. For every 33 characters, you can have 1 lgbt.
>>559429650It's called ritualposting and it's a blight
>>559429523Celeste's 3 and 1
>>559429523Put them in intiate for starters instead of archon.
>>559429471honestly her kit doesn't fit her character. She's this scary evil vengeful ghost but she throws a crow at you. Maybe she could use one of her skills to phase through walls (while leaving clear signs that she's there). And maybe she could send the crows to fly around and hunt enemies, the crows could then orbit an enemy and peck at them to slow them down, said enemy could then try to shoot them like with Graves' 1 which would offer some level of counterplay.
>>559426405Calm down Mina.
>>559429948Other people were talking about making her rifle single fire yesterday. I thought that was good combined with returning the soul reward on her Assassinate, as she would be less efficient at farming in lane.
>>559429483I can just tell Valve is truly cooking and has cooked with this patch since it's been nearly 2 weeks of a reign of terror with new heroes. They're gonna blow our pants off with how cooked they've cooked. It will NOT be underwhelming and have some awkward concessions to the "pros" added at the last minute since they just now realized Abrams is busted(having devoted most of their time to saying Silver is busted)
>>559430165askers?
gonna jerk off then feed
>>559429650Just wait until the gemmy starts getting drama caused by discord cliques that leak into the thread!
There is no patch todayJust go to bed
>>559430381I see Lash!
>>559429650>I don't really post on /vg/ since I mostly play singleplayer stuffYeah your not genuine, this is normal in all the singleplayer generals too with /egg/ being the exception.
>>559430359
>>559430371Is the Houston tranny shack underwater yet?
>>559429553why is every drifter player a desperately coping victim of their own uncle?
>>559429650enjoying your first taste of /vg/ "culture"?mods never deal with the schizos so you just have to find the words they like to use and filter them.my filter has nearly doubled in size since i started browsing this thread.
>>559430517you sound very experienced with that, what is it exactly?
>>559430348You constantly hear about how the heroes have great kits that fit their personality and theme, and she is just bullet hosing near the skybox. The crow being a slow and damage over time ability is pretty good.
>>559430348>let vindicta phase through wallslol no
>>559430490I don't feel the need to discuss singleplayer games since objective answers are easily googled and even if I did the games I play are too niche to have generals or too old to be active, and most of the videogame boards dedicated to them are dead
>>559430924I'd do this to Lash
>>559428228>would show me mashing my stomp when its on cooldown
>buy slowing hex>enemies now move slow enough for my shitty aim to hityep, im thinking this game is solved
>>559426405Dunno why people think he's gay but god is this art so good
>>559429630here buddyI'm 90% sure that is the full image and every image with more stuff in it is just people coming in later to draw more around the vamp braces
>>559430987I'd prefer to do it to Lash
>>559431216Valve is an expert in barabait designs
>>559425854why the fuck do the people in oracle seem so much worse than the people at ritualist? What the fuck is going on??
>>559431216>Dunno why people think he's gayhe's a catholic priest bro
>blue and yellow lane come out reasonably ahead>green lane has an abrams without any steam profile set up going 1-6 and ragequittingif a surrender button was added these faggots would just be spamming it for 40 minutes straight
>>559430904I'm sure it could be balanced properly somehow, it's at least more fitting of her archetype. Imagine you're walking around stealing enemy camps when you suddenly see a crow and it starts making noise which reveals you on the map. Now you have to run because Vindicta is chasing you through the walls while crows start slowing you down, but instead of it being a boring debuff that lasts a certain amount of time, you have to shoot them down yourself while they fly in circles above you. Maybe you could even stop Vindicta from chasing you if you manage to kill all the crows quickly
do movement slows affect dash distance?
>>559431239based
>>559429630>>559431218ah i think it's from this artisthttps://x.com/1954love_hate_
>>559429948Most guns in the game are pretty dull. No grenades bouncing off walls, no rocket jumps, no sticky bombs, even the arrows are just glorified bullets.
Yoshi please patch
Broooooooool
How would you buff Seven?
>>559432184>ruzzoid
This was the only thing he said all game
>>559432032Thanks for the tip King.>>559431218Ah so it's not actually Mina? Still toptier.
>>559431141I genuinely think mystic slow is a slept on value buy
I ship Rem with Silver.
>>559432032>me just picking a random one of the things that came up in reverse search was actually itI'm a genius.https://x.com/1954love_hate_/status/1211231794114154496/photo/1
>>559432112Shocked there was no demoman grenade launcher since this is Valve. After I played him, I liked those types of characters in other games too, like Junkrat, or any character that can ricochet or bounce their projectiles.
>>559431218scrolled everything and there is fuller version but he only teased it around
>>559432292You know you love me.
>>559429948>less rapid fire and more heavy on the damagegay change
>>559402241The real issue is that people see shipping as activism now, so you see retards who don't care about chemistry and only care about queer rep.
Take a break "Anon"? You realize I was in a great mood? And I load up the forums for five minutes and I'm here. I don't need a break, I need a patch now. This a game for f- anyone who's play- >Yoshi is onlineLOOK AT, LOOK AT YOU! IDIOT! LOOK AT YOU, YOU IDIOT. WHY DID YOU CREATE THIS GAME, YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT, YOU FUCKING MORON SHEEPS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, YOU DUMB FUCKS, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS FUCKING SHIT? YOU FUCKING MORONS, RUNNING AROUND LIKE ANTS IN YOSHI'S MAZE
It's out
shippers have bigger problems
>>559432710It's kino but I'm saving it for an inhouse.
>>559427052I get people liking yuriBut most Mina x Silver art I have seen mischaracterize Silver a lot
How do we fix her?
>>559432376weird ass bird dick slamming into that wolfussy while 6 minions crawl inside her ass
>>559432675True, and I say this as someone who likes Paige and Mina stuff.
>>559432795Make her canonically straight.
>>559432795Impregnation
>>559432802>'They do lots of things!'>cums
>>559432675this 100%
>Delayed to next weekFUCK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>559432851>>559432872Rent free
>>559432802>>559432884Someone wake up the fanfic silver anon and tell him to start writing this masterpiece.
>>559433046But anon YWNBAW
>yurshit
they actually did it
>>559425854apollo is an ixian royal so he probably get raped by the ixian epstein equivalent as a kid
>>559433209Good? Never wanted to be one
Is Escalating Exposure that big of a deal?
>>559432489>>559429630I think it was mainly sold in a magazine? or auctioned as a print?I don't care to google translate any more
>>559433397Apollo's cheeks are for Graves only
>>559433473Not at first
>>559430348Crow is fine thematically but it kind of does nothing significant outside being used for reloading, it's the first one I think about when people talk about filler skills.
>>559433427this drawing unironically looks like such shit
>>559433340did what
>3 more "Archon" lobbies with high Ascendant and Eternus players in themWhat the actual fuck is the matchmaker doing today?
>>559432753Do inhouses even exist anymore? I thought Discord autism killed it.
>>559433851They are playing with their noob friends
Buying counter items in this game while playing a non-support hero is fucking pointless if you don't have at least two other teammates with a minimum of braincells enough to know to focus a high priority threat while they are CC'd.You are actively harming your build and whatever little soul advantage you had for the sake of mending the mistakes of a 0/4 Doorman and a 0/7 Mina in other lane. At least supports have the excuse that said item was in their build and had to switch priorites for it or those items work much better with their toolkits.
>>559433975Ascendant and Eternus players don't have friends.
>>559433339Need an edit of Mina or FemPocket doing this.
>>559433998a decent case if it will only stop one dash or something but apollo it's pretty non negotiableit's like not buying rounds into a rem/mcg lane you're just conceding instantly if you dont
why does yamato exist when apollo does everything better
>>559434213Pocket as she was before taking testosterone and going FTM...
>>559433505eh you did enough I can find it on my own now, if it even exists.>>559434198Pure projection
>>559433998you can afford a single CC slot
i dont understand yuri, at least with gay shit theres penetration and display of power
>>559434198I mean, I gave you the reason why, comes from personal experience I get Archon lobbies if I group with lower rank friends.
>>559434183
>>559432276I don’t know that he needs any.His balls are very good with the new gigaball builds for both fighting and farming.Only adjustment you could possibly make for stun is to reduce the charge-up time but as a Seven player I don’t know that I’d want that. The delay can lead to people forgetting it’s on them in a teamfight and stunning a clump of allies.3 is an on-hit spirit effect machine and feels good to have up at all times.Ult is pure kino. Does it make you a giant target? Yes. If you don’t want that to be a problem, spend a slot on unstoppable or metal skin or both.
>>559433882literrally all it takes is someone making one, but yeah discord autism killed it. I'll try the weekend when next patch drops.
>>559434308she is way better late game than apollo
i dont even know how you fix the fact that you 100% need to buy 5 green items before your build starts
Just carry bro just buy disarming knockdown slowing spirit res bullet resist bro just one more green item bro.Oh, you aren't one of the retarded OP chars that deal damage just by existing? Umm....yikes
>>559434572you don't like building Spellbreaker and Counterspell in every single match on every single character?
>>559432759>mischaracterize
>>559434776spirit res + spellbreaker counters that entire team
>Vyper with less damage than our Mo & Krill>Ivy with 0 objective damage>Silver abandons 30 minutes into a 33 minute game>5.9k player damageI ended up with more damage than the lowest three on my team combined and highest overall on my team. I really wanted to get a full page of green but just couldn't get there. At least it didn't count against my rank.
>>559434572I play Ivy and never buy a single green. The moment I see an enemy you can bet your life I'm out of there and I'll gank another lane with my full combo and my full build
>>559429461>>559429789She's called "Wraith" because its meaning is similar to "spook" and she's a spook(nigger)
>>559434776>using Apollo and Celeste losing for this argumentwhat?
>>559434930Nah that's my team, this is the enemy
>>559432112>>559432464Still waiting for the Demonman/Junkrat/Squirrel Girl arcing explosive projectile M1 archetypeI hope that it's a kino design when they inevitably make it
What's worse>red ape gliding towards you with a time of death pronounced loudly>WE HAVE THEM timeout as you watch your death
NOOOOOOOOO YOSHI YOU CAN'T MAKE ME INTERACT WITH THE ITEMS IN THE GAME YOU GREEN HITLER LET ME JUST STACK PURE DAMAGE
>>559431216He has purple shoelaces, it's basically a giant I'm gay sign
this is why victor will always filter retards
Can someone give me a good build for Silver? I don't know what to actually use for her.
>>559435042just buy spellbreaker, metalskin, dispel magic, and counterspell bro
>>559435042seeker lobby huh >>559435083on M1? not happening
>>559434776>>559435042>2-7 calico and 2-8 celeste vs 10-8 mina and 16-5 hazeyeah that's not winnable
>>559435101I'm: >>559434985 I hate green items but I just play the way I want and deal with the consequences. The game doesn't force me to waste my souls on defensive items so I just don't buy them. You're the one making a fuss about it. Vote electroswing
>>559429471Nah i feel like she has a niche that she fills, mind you i hate playing her
>>559435273Valve will eventually run out of ways to have heroes shooting direct fire projectile/hitscan M1sThey already have shit like Graves M1(auto aim soulsucc with no projectiles) Apollo M1(much shorter range) Bebop M1(laser) Viscous and Yamato alt-firesIt's inevitable that they will make a hero with a grenade M1, it's just a matter of if it takes until 2027 or until 2030
>>559435101maybe make ults like lash and rem not so retarded that you need a whole item for it
>>559435657this but silver
>>559435083I tried Rivals and obviously tried squirrel girl right away, but her voice is so grating I just can't deal with it. How that made it past focus testing is beyond me.
>>559435657
>>559432276>buffwhy? he already has a little bit of everything, and his ult is busted>inb4 people can hidethat's why you have a team, to chase them out of their hiding spot
I don't know who to main
>>559435083we have 3 demonmen
Apologize.
>>559435872your hero is probably not even out or in existence yet.
>>559435872Sinclair
>>559435872gun damage bebop
I'm a simple man, I only play games if the gameplay is fun and if there are hot men I can lust over.
>>559432376>knotting the shortstack and pushing his head into the pillowbruvtal
>>559435657>>559435576>>559435471overwatch is thattaway
>>559435872Vindicta on 24/7 2FortGraves on 24/7 Dustbowl
>>559435992>apologize to the smurfing nigger for being a smurfing nigger??? he should khs xd
>>559435498What's the niche? Just bullet hose and sometimes that stake helps your team. Right now she has two options. The enemy team cannot pull her down, and she just harasses them. Or, the enemy team can pull her down, and she is useless. Flight should have a shorter cooldown, but less duration, and much more mobility, such as dashes and more move speed.
1 HOUR
>>559435872if you don't have a soul and/or you're asian, you can simply look at this week's tier list and just pick whatever happens to be at the top
>>559435872victor
>>559436138nah
>>559435872>mfw i main mina, graves and victor
>>559431861not implicitly, but a few things that do apply slows also say that they reduce dash distance.
How long until somebody starts porting TF2 maps to Deadlock
>>559436138kwab
>14k apollo 1v1 the 26k abrams
>>559435992I don't like LED shit. Good keyboard? Bunch of LED's I turn off. Good mouse? LED's. Every PC part? LED's besides boot or warning LED's. Case? LED's. So when I see a person with a room that is tailored for even more flashy color I instantly think less of them. It's a room, not a rave
>>559435216>just but 4 itemsnta but unironically does that shit work? when do i get to build my items?>>559434776>16-6 holidayi wanna be like that one day>>559435872>if you're good at aiming try vindicta and grey talon>if you want an easy time without needing to aim but like->-magic and long rangedyanmo and seven>-tankiness and close rangeabrams and, Muhammad and karieem>if you want a hard to master stylish characters with techshiv and holiday
>>559436490Someone already did 2fort a year ago
Silver is a very good Brawl character that I would never pick in normal games.
knockdown needs to be instant on airborne targets who are higher than the default jump height in the air, but not affect grounded targets at all. there will instead be the anvil above your head for 4 seconds and if you go airborne during that time you get the stun
>>559436746nah
>>559436746I like it
>farts on you>throws spooky ghost frog on you>team picks you off>wingocking it rn
>>559435657>you need a whole item for itIf you're not buying counterspell for almost every game even outside of blocking ults you're fucking trash.Counterspell is actually op.Hell you should have room in your build for ANY counter item on top of CSpell, like slowing hex.The inability for retards to buy counter items is why bitches like Silver run rampant.
>>559436063Ivy's 3 is all I need. No necessity for 500 different green items, no craving for endless brooling. She can just throw her 1 a few times to make it easier for her team to get the enemies low and then fly in and finish the job with a combo. Stay mad
>>559436746>jumping with an anvil channeling over your head starts the stun prematurely
>>559436138>What's the niche?360 mlg snipe compilations
>>559436746Fully agree but it should be anything above double jump height relative to the ground below.
>one counter item makes the OP character actually just suck guys trust
>>559436746>Lash just gets to become a melee char
>>559436746these retards just want to play overwatch with items
>>559436932what are you trying to say, ESL-kun?
>>559437057not even, most people whining in dlg are mad they have to buy passive resistance items to begin with
>>559436979Yeah but that could stay and even be more impressive if the rest of her kit is actually fun and thematic.
>>559437025It only works on 7 and vindicta in my experience, although a smart seven player will just buy an unstoppable
>>559436861>>559436865
>>559437135NTA but I understood the joke he was trying to make fine
>this character balancing is actually fine because if all of your team buys 4 items specifically for her shes not OP anymore!
>>559437314overwatch 2 season blorg is starting, good news ranger!
>>559437314Calico
>>559437272Anon >>559436861 is talking to a retard bitching about Lash and Rem, not >>559436865
Everyone buying counterspell, stamina mastery and juggernaut is good game design actually.
>haven't committed to any particular hero yet so nerfs won't affect mefeels good
>>559434198But I do have friends and I ate breakfast this morning
I'm going to be so happy if there's a single Paradox buff, it won't happen, but a man can dream
>>559437556I'm just enjoying OP Celeste before she gets nerfed into bottom tier.
>>559437674She's actually getting nerfed.
>>559434371pockets wish to the patron is to be a woman
>>559437674she looks pretty hella strong on night shift my man, just grind her and you'll get better
>>559437845>>559437842just play in a 6 stack bro
>>559437845I don't give a shit what the fags in night shift are doing, I want her to be fun in regular games instead of feeling like I'm chewing glass
>>559437845>on night shiftYeah, see, that's the problem.
>>559437903>>559437987what are you talking about? land swap into silence and it's GG, are you having trouble?
>>559437845>she's really powerful when she has five pros sucking her nutswow incredible no other hero has this qualityher ultimate is literally Hook But Worse
Wait wtf, i'm supposed to build spirit on infernus and not gun damage?
>>559437903>he hasn't grinded through the entire valve matchmaking system and gotten into competitive 6v6 yet
>>559437540>CounterspellUnironically yes. If any item in the game has to be a must buy then I'd pick counterspell. Parrying abilities is good skill expression.>Stamina MasteryBetter than the fleetfoot meta because at least good movement is strong. There are plenty of characters that don't need stam mastery.>JuggernautWho tf buys jugg unless they're stupid rich and probably going to win soon.>>559437674Dman deserves it more lol.>>559438137His afterburn is the only good part of his kit.Also funnily enough abusing infernus dash is better than M1ing with him lol.
>Become a true rat and essentially push an enemies wave all the way from our walker to theirs>in fucking street brawl>game sees that the enemy might actually lose because of this and decides to even things out>by ddosing my fucking game and shooting my ping to 2000Holy fuck Valve, just let the dumb team lose fair and square. My internet was 100% smooth the whole match. I fucking love Valve servers shitting the fan for no reason.
>Literally everyone on my team including myself starts to lag like crazy the moment doorman ults themDeadlock fuckery or some wierd lag switch?
>>559438137>express shot>spirit rend>toxic bullets>spiritual overfloweverything else can go to greens and purps
The patch is supposed to be today?
>>559438110you just need to work on your positioning, keep grinding bro
Have they said any specific character Shiv is based on? Really reminds be of the bully from Yuyu Hakusho
>>559432112Yeah the arrows being bullets annoy me a lot, they should be low fire rate high damage like Huntsman from tf2
>>559437674Same but for holiday, her crackshot needs to be easier to land or have better scaling
>>559438314>>559438598it's habbening
>>559438510Was there a rem, if someone dragged a rem helper into the doorman ult it'd obliterate the server and I do not know if its fixed.
>>559438510Doorman's ult is sitting under the map so it shouldn't be the case, although his doors can cause some lag.
dynamo actually wins us a teamfight by ulting their carry
>when I play celeste her soft-lock projectiles don't work>when others play celeste they're homing missilesThis fucking character man
>>559438680space dandy probably
>>559433998Knockdown is so good I buy it almost buy game on every character though
IT'S UP!
>>559438967>minigameserm...
>>559434427Personally I don't understand yurishit or yaoifaggotryHow is it hot if there's no impregnation riskIt don't add up>>559438813Are you buying high velocity bullets? Even if you aim at the ground in front of them, her bullets can still easily miss a moving target if they have too much travel time to go. Aim closer to their feet/where they're going if you can
>>559438709>>559438716It was for ONLY the person who got doorman'd so without fail you'd fuck up the parkour. There was a rem ( and doorman) for both games but only one game where people were getting hit with lag when ulted.It was probably a bug.
PATCH OUT- removed all green and purple items due to player demandholy shit!!!!!
>>559438967is this real
>>559439217Worst t-pose I've ever seenStupid ugly beast
>>559438967why are there so many trans and gays in this community
What is hands down the shittiest item in the game? I think Return Fire is a strong contender. Even Cheat Death has its uses sometimes. Never used this piece of shit and thought "wow, it's really putting in the work".
>>559439217so how do i ivy, how do i support people, she doesn't have a heal ability or shield ability, do you just buy toxic and ricochet and inhibitor and silencer
>>559439150Probably another rem and doorman bug, the doorman room doesn't seem to play very nice with rem, and If I cared enough I'd probably see what happens If graves tombstones in there too.
>>559425854>put down Graves tombstone in melee range>hit a guaranteed parry because they'll for sure try to heavy melee it ASAPholy shit i've been enlightened
>>559439463She has a massive aoe stun, a heal-pumping spell, and high macro potential with her flight and kudzuHealth Nova + Rescue Beam + Vortex Web + Echo Shard is a good way to support with her, but the problem admittedly is you use all your fucking active slots to make it work so you can't also grab a Curse or Knockdown or whatever else might be needed
>>559439567>he learned to do the thing people have been doing since hour 1 of gravescongrats seekergod
>>559439729idk I've always used it as a push support by placing it high up somewhere they can't get and just having the zombies run down a lane
>>559439463you just rush rescue beam, healing nova and healing tempo, then transcendant cooldowneverything else is up to you
>>559439567>he used his brainnice job seekergod
>enemy apollo comes out of lane 10-0>your apollo goes 2-8 with 13k hero damage against a team that doesn't have a single slowing hex
What's the Dommy Mommy build for Silver and why is it popular?
i just had the worst fucking match possible i am fucking seething and trying to cope
>>559439301Valve game
Dude i love how Bebop can straight up just feed and still end the game with 1500+ damage bombs its so cool
>>559440065>he doesn't like the 24/7 brawl robot who gets rewarded for going and finding someone to fight
>>559440030just go play or do something else, don't launch another match while tilted
>>559439147>Are you buying high velocity bullets?Yes, is that what is messing my projectiles up?
>>559439879>>559439729thanks bwos ill get to arcanist soon
>>559439301See DotA 2; also a huge tranny game. All the "gays" and "lesbians" are probably just also trannies. They probably get gender euphoria when you accuse them of being a dyke.
>>559439567parry this
>>559439939>Express shot optionalIt's shit.
>>559440065but the bombs are the worst part about the hero? just dispel it and kill him lol he deals 0 damage
>>559439301because normal people don't post as much as them so their voices are amplified.
>>559440358What's the build name?
>>559440284No, I think it helps more often than not by increasing the 'radius' of ground in front of them you can aim atYou probably still need to aim closer to them I'd imagine off t he cuff
>>559439447I feel like it's gotta be Blood TributeI haven't once seen anyone actually buy it in my games
>>559440405Bebop feels like ass to play against because he feels inevitable. "Just dodge the hook". Sure, you can dodge the hook perfectly all game, he's still eventually going to hook your teammates and they effectively die instantly. "Just dispel the bombs" doesn't even work anymore since they drop to the ground and with greater expansion the AoE is so fucking huge that they're still bound to hit someone and kill them. Normally characters need to do well in order to become strong, bebop literally can just feed all game and still win the match for his team because so long as he's spamming hook and bomb he will kill people and he will end the game with fuckhuge nuclear bombs just because he pressed 2 a lot of times. Its incredibly obnoxious
>>559439447>What is hands down the shittiest item in the game?trophy hunter obviously
>>559439447I actually got return fire in brool and it was an 'ok' item if they buff and even the rates a bit it would be good
>play doorman>get trophy hunter and stack ability range>try to door people into walkers(it doesn't work most of the time because door placement is ass and cart stops for no reason)>annoy the enemy team by building actives like slowing hex, refresher and refresher>lose most of my games because this character is hot garbage and a buggy mess with cart/door interactionI only play this character to cart people in my base. Maybe I should play another evil character that infuriates the enemy team? Any suggestions?Was thinking duration/disable actives on Mo&Krill, echo shard Paradox or Sinclair.
>>559440752it nullifies melee venators and abrams entirely but no one buys it because their meta spreadsheet doesnt tell them to buy it
>>559436063Retard
>>559440762Trophy Hunter has some decent niche on Doorman though. The real worst item is extra spirit
>>559440967just play a different game bro
>>559441061You
BEBOP IS GAINING MOMENTUM
>>559440920>solo pushing gunginnis>no&skill max duration>healing beacon viscous>melee tank shiv
>>559440920>Maybe I should play another evil character that infuriates the enemy team? Any suggestions?Mo&Krill's ult makes people angry If you repeat target themBebop's bombs make people seethe Graves spam also makes people upset especially if you get echo shard for the 2 and refresher.Also spamming a full stack of active cc on one person eventually makes them upset.
>>559441176overwatch doesn't have passive resistances or CC items, there are plenty of other games out there for your tastes
>>559441215THE WOLF PREEEYYYYYS ON OUR ENEMIES...
>>559441215>If enemy Bebop is on a killstreak and you're on Archmother, she says you need to "destroy the Scrap Golem"Which rabbi carved אמת into Bebop's forehead and breathed life into him? In the Deadlock setting is Israel's borders forever expanding, pushed wider and wider every day by a tide of mass-produced Bebops?
>still no Oracle/gypsy fortune teller heroI grieve the aesthetics of Deadlock that could have been.Fucking quirk chunguses and SFM bait chicks and Tumblr sexymen.
>>559441215>the Doorman has begun his great work
>>559440920Oh yeah a honorable mention is celeste, I've been getting a lot of mileage just slowly torturing people playing m1ggers who can't aim.
>>559441359>>559435576
>>559441331>Also spamming a full stack of active cc on one person eventually makes them upset.I do that already as doorman. I like to hotel california 1 specific player all game and sometimes use knockdown or slowing hex on them before ulting them. Lightning scroll is the cherry on top.
>The Hidden King will not be denied because of a CHILD with a PILLOW
>Try Calico>Read up on her burst, spirit build focus>Shoot enemy for a bit, rush in with 2 when I get chipped away, use ice blast, use my 1, use 4>End up trading a pixel of their health for 70% of mineI just don't get it, dude.
Sinclair can piss people off too.>Landing tricky bolts on enemies while they're at the shop>Swapping back and forth with your assistant>Bunny>Stealing the same nigga's ult 10x and ruining their team with it
>>559441591>valve will eventually cave in to my shitty requests because they just will
>>559441516This voiceline always seemed weird to me since Doorman's canonical motivation is>I'm a bored demigod, I'll LARP as a bellhop at a magic hotel for shits and gigglesmaking him a character who DOESNT have any grand plan
>>559441481The fortune teller is the ghost chick who handles the queue for you thoughShe's busy already
>>559432759You can't two yuritroons anything. They literally think Mina is some sadistic domme instead of an annoying brat, and that Silver is some pathetic bottom who acts more like a broken dog than a human.
The black woman of Valve unoriginality. These are two different characters.
>>559441743>ESL
>>559441751I always take it as "he is doing great work" but now idk
>>559441751It's a play on him being a wagie
>>559441376Do you think Silver would get mad if you call her a wolf or dog with a hard d? Pun intended
>>559441818mina is just a professional ragebaiter
>>559441854Haze isn't a niggress the same way a chocolate cookie monster isn't a nigger
>>559441854
honestly, I don't really want a soldier or demoman in deadlock you know? let that stay in tf2 ya dig?
Kind of hate how much of a powerhouse a fed Silver is, like yeah I'll buy disarming hex and she is sort of bearable but she'll still take like 30 seconds to take down because she effectively has 2 HP bars and spending that much attention on 1 person will inevitably mess up the dynamics of a teamfight.
>get home>no patchso it's dead then?
>>559442306Just cuck her and focus on the supports and crowd controllers. You too can disrupt their team.
>>559442220every single request and i mean every single one is blatantly from a tf2 troon who 20 years later is still obsessed with arguing that any game not exactly tf2 is a bad game
>>559442376we are not playing until a balance patch drops, and a reskin for Vyper (with nipples)
Sinner's Sacrifice should be made into an actual gambling machine>make it so you can hit them forever without them breaking>each time you hit one, it gives you a stacking debuff>the health cost increases with stack count>the result you get is random each time (could be souls, could be nothing, could be a buff, could be some health back, could be stacks down)>if you have too many stacks and you try to play, the game does some random math>if you win, you hit a jackpot>if you lose, you drop dead on the spotYoshi hire me
>>559441481Does NYC have a Chinatown? I wonder if there can be like a Kung Fu or Fireworks Rocketeer or Lion Dancer type dude
>>559442306Buy some shred and anti-heal as well thenIf you're a m1gger, crippling headshot completely fucking obliterates her, because it's both an extremely high shred and strong anti-heal that can be immediately reapplied if it's dispelled off her by anything
Scourge and Return Fire now scale with spirit power
PURELY because every yamato player is braindamaged and I don't want one on my team.
>>559441003>Trophy Hunter has some decent niche on Doorman thoughelaborate
Why did Deadlock have its worst CCU since the update finished today? Marathon is a big flop, so how come it still managed to steal so many people from Deadflop of all games.
>>559442024She likes people calling her wolf if the announcer lines are anything to go byDog is her word though
>>559442997>since the update finished todaywat
>>559442841Whenever I pick Yamato I get like 5 kills early, feel ungankeable, deny all their shit, and then proceed to be unable to do anything but push waves past the 20 minute mark.
>>559442997because you touch yourself.
>>559443067Today it had its worst CCU since the update finished, anon.
>>559442997in english please
>>559429471>Ideas for Vindicta rework?Transfer spirit damage on hit to crows and give it charges/remove ricochet, Vindicta gameplay is now about squeezing most damage from marked targets for as long as it lasts. Hybrid damage also makes so she is hard to protect against.Flight has a shorter cooldown and lasts far far shorter, but has far greater move speed, full length dashes, can dash up and down. Instead of a hummingbird/helicopter, Vindicta is more like a proper harrier/bird of prey, you mark enemies, swoop in and out to harass them then perch on high ground like Lash does.Revert assassinate to bonus souls.>>559435498She used to have a niche when assassinate granted bonus souls on kill, now she is just a sorry excuse of a carry.
>>559442997My schizo reasoning is that Slay the Spire 2 just came out and people know there's a patch coming today so they're off playing that until the patch hits
>celeste farms souls faster jumping around doing boxes than soaking laneVGH..........the first deadlock jungler has arrived........I kneel.............
>>559443335>Flight has a shorter cooldown and lasts far far shorter, but has far greater move speed, full length dashes, can dash up and down.no
>>559442841this but bebopa completely useless niggerific heropiloted by the most braindead baboons alive
>>559443154How do you push waves as Yamato? Even lining up 1 and 3 i cant seem to have enough wave clear
>>559443302???????What the fuck lmao
>>559442220Don't worry, me neitherI think the vast majority agree with you
>>559443549Spirit Burn.
>>559443498same reason I ban pudge in dota
>>559443620THATS what the doorman looks like after the ritual??!
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/>https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/>https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/>https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-03-2026-update.50599/ITS OUT
>>559443549Shoot it>If not enough damage fast enough because of reasons or valve balancing on a characterMelee it
>>559443620Doorwoman should just be a maid
>>559443590I have seen weirder stuff
>>559435992"Good Job Nee-Gar"
>>559443734>banning pudge when permanent stealth heroes existshiggy.
>>559443820a classy hooker
doorman isn't a "latent god" he's just a really autistic white guy
yeah I agree The Doorman is just a really autistic gay white guy
>>559435992Smurfing slav nigger hope he kills himself
I really like Graves, but none of the builds feel that strong to me. I've played against her where her M1 shredded, but I never feel like I get to that point using Dethy, FairFax, or Metro, even when I'm well ahead. Any suggestions?
>>559442719please no, he's like an instaloss for a team in low mmr because one retard always feeds him.
I hope Haze gets nerfed
>>559444841This looks like a dude I knew.>>559443848bro your dust?
>the only straight male in the game is infernuslmafo so this is the power of american game design
pov: you've invited ivy to a date at taco bell
I hope we get some kind of actual mechanical changes and not just raw number tweaks
>>559443838why so many nee-ga in my rane
>>559445094schizoGOD
>>559445106NYC has tons of authentic spanish food, why taco bell?
>>559445160Big balance patches usually switch up some game mechanics
>>559445314Ivy is merican.
>>559445314>spanish food
>>559443485The main idea is to turn flight into a proper mobility tool but not allow her to camp in the air. the ability to camp in the air is what makes Vindicta opressive in lane and makes most matchups extremely lopsided.
Vortex web should be unit target ability so it doesn't feel like a sidegrade to slowing hex
YOSHI IS ONLINE
>>559440030The ones where they just fucking ball up and brute force your walkers because they're all so tanky they know you can't do shit to them
HOPOO IS ONLINE
>>559445029>yeah bro supports are just fucked over from playing the game and need 2 inventory slots and all their gold pumped into sentries and dust for the entire game
>>559445523actually he isnt its fucking over
>>559445512she's a sniper, camping in the air is what a flying sniper would do. I don't see the point in begging for a full rework when her issues are just undertuned numbers
>>559445448Yeah and she grew up in Spanish Harlem>>559445498There's like 30 different latino communities in NYC dude
>>559445106Taco Bell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs
>>559443302>>559443834Nooo!! She was suppose to be the strongest!
>get rejuv twice>first time, half the team just roams around taking camps>second time, our entire team refuses to engage even though we have Billy, Bebop and Silver and I hit a 4 man Rem ult>we just stand in their door poking at them>when rejuv is about to expire, they decide to go in>lose the gameI hate this game. Neon Prime was the superior product
>>559443335this was a shitty ideq last thread and continues to be shit in this one
>>559445106She'd cook for you dingus. Also superior fastfood coming through.
>>559445637On the forums he is
>>559445695>There's like 30 different latino communities in NYC dudedoesn't change the fact that tacos aren't spanish food
>>559445314mayhaps because im british and actually dont know anything about america or spanish people
If you play>TF2>League of Legends>CSGO>DotA2>Overwatch>Valorant>Marvel RivalsYou are a slop-eating pigger nigger and should shut the fuck up
>>559445850What if I play CS2?
>>559445850What if I play Team Fortress Classic?
>>559445603I use to buy dust/wards on cores because the sups are always dogshit unless it was me but I also never made it out of animal rank.>>559445850I currently only play Deadlock so yay me! :)
>>559443186Its really not hard to understand, dumbo.
>>559445850I play 3 of those games and I am none of what you said because I am a straight white male that will never be a woman and will keep contributing to the discussion.
>Yoshi offline
>>559445920>>559446026>>559446067Trannies>>559446052You alone may speak
>>559442441>>559442687I didn't ask for advice, I know how to play the game and how to deal with Silver. I was making a general comment on her role in the game and why she is such a good hero with her ability to draw severe attention from the enemy team to herself and force them to waste time and resources on her in the middle of a teamfight.
>a-anon please we've done it seven times already, I can't take much more. At least let me rest for five minutes...
>>559446225No. Read the entire Epic of Gilgamesh to me again in Sumerian.
>>559446225>Uhuh this is gonna hurt
>>559445805We colloquially call anything from LatAm as Spanish>>559445832NYC has tons of good family restaurants
HE'S ON
>>559445850I play Rivals when Yoshi decides to go 6 months between updating the game. I will always come back to Deadlock though.
Sometimes Celeste's ult does total dogshit damage in the mid-late game. I can't imagine it getting much worse.
>>559446224But your assertion just isn't as correct as you're stating it isItems that counter her (anti-heal, shred, cc) also counter half the cast and she only 'draws severe attention' from people who don't buy any of them and make it impossible for her to go inI'm not even saying she's bad, for the record. She's just not THAT fucking good
>>559446401>We colloquially call anything from LatAm as Spanishwow and they say americans get shitty educations
>>559445832oh yeah tacobell is absolutely vile don't ever have it. there was a short period where it was alright like fourteen years ago but they since became shitty again.
>>559446379what comes out when victor cums
I only play random in Street Brawl and i've played dozens of games so far, and the only character in the entire roster that i hope i don't get is Mirage. Dude actually just does nothing in SB
>>559445850Arguably someone thinks you a slop-eating pigger nigger for wasting time with MOBA garbage as well.
>>559446649Just wait until he comes online
>>559446645i dont think he would have a functioning penis to begin with
>>559446732why notif the heart beats the cock throbs
What is it with smurfs and playing Apollo Is it le epic chase you down and burst you anywhere on the map with anti-cc Look At My Outplay Montage-playstyle
>>559446649get lucky with infinite ammo and ricochet and start FOR THE DJINN BLAAAAAAAH
>>559446649>Dude actually just does nothing in SBYep, all you gotta do is pray you get his very specific build.
17 mins typing up this update...it's yuge...
>>559445689>when her issues are just undertuned numbersHer issue is that they made a massive change to her most important ability and changed absolutely nothing in the rest of her kit to compensate. Any Vindicta worth their salt will have most of their damage coming from assassinate, not her gun. Gun damage is objectively shit compared to bonus souls because boons and weapon investments also give gun damage, both gained from souls, the only time where that's useful is lategame, where Vindicta is at her weakest.
>>559446649>play 3 games of streebrawl>everyone of them is a 3 or 2 stack that is running some cancerous comp like lash remCoincidence?
>>559447321Im glad this happened to shitdicta players
>>559447179Why do people ship them?
>>559448024are you actually retarded?
>>559448021>>559448024
>>559448024In lore theyre classmates
>>559447321Celeste is probably next to get the Vindicta treatment
>>559448021>arguing in bad faithhow unexpected...Have fun with GT, a much worse version of Vindicta, flooding your games.
I feel like Graves M1 range should be increased at the cost of her S3 buildup speed being reducedRight now she's too binary, either you're a retard and walk into basically melee range of her and get sucked to death, or you fuck her up from a distance and there's literally nothing she can doBoring binary hero
>>559448024because you touch yourself at night
>>559448168Just give her a nonlockon, I want to have fun when I m1 people.
>>559448159>a much worse version of VindictaGT is worse than shitdicta?
>28 minutes agoIt's over
I hope the update is just a lore update and it makes rem trans
>>559448260Yeah or maybe give her a M2 alt fire like Yamato and ViscousHer M1 is so short that a zoom is useless anyway(not that it's useful on anyone else)
Anyways have you heard the news? Apollo let 8 burly hairy Ixian guys run a train on him, to prove Ixian superiority or something. Turns out it was just 7 black guys with plastic horns and a gargoyle.Haven't heard of Apollo ever since.
i hope they buff victor
WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATEIM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF
>>559448168I just build melee against graves and there's literally nothing she can do
*le sighs*another 5am update i guess....
>>559448384What's Yamatos alt fire? Sword energy waves?
i could drive to valve hq in 1 hour and ask yoshi personally if the update is coming out today
>>559448607She throws a tiny grenade that explodes on impact
Rem screaming in fear and agony as I break his little hollow bones one by one!
>>559448627he's on gabe's yacht
>>559448490GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>559448627>he thinks Icefrog comes into the office and doesn't work remotely 3500 miles away
>>559448021>t. aimletDon't worry grandpa, mo & krill will always be there for you
>>559448761Thanks for your input Drifter
>>559448808https://youtu.be/g_bs8Z40UPM?t=18
>>559448024>Classmates>They're both young so that older characters hitting on them is weird so there's really no other people to pair them with, all while still being 18 so of legal age>Apollo straight up has an interaction with her where he remarks on noticing her missing and asking her wellbeing which is usually something straight out of a high school romance story>Haughty Male royalty x moody scene goth girl writes itself
>>559442914Extra area and move speed let him be really useful in regards to ambushes, especially when paired with fortitude. Like with trophy and mystic expansion you can be really cheeky with door placements without ever needing your tier 5 on doors, give it a shot sometime, every inch of range is a godsend, even with diminishing returns
Yeah i think its joever patch is tomorrow
Do you think they'll keep the ability to see the enemies' stamina on the new health bars?
>>559448134Dunno anon, Abrams, Haze, Shiv and Mina have been broken since launch pretty muchThe fact that they emergency nuked Apollo but didn't touch Celeste is pretty worrysome.
are they really going to wait until the end of the week after announcing the patch on monday?
>>559448970graves is built for 50+ year old salarymen, sorry
>>559449137oh yeah, a whole 16% range for 3200 and 16 kills, you seekers are too funny
>>559449249Mina wasn't broken since "launch" but she has been broken since they buffed her entire kit. Haze is only op soloQ.
>>559449181Highly doubt it, practically everyone is pushing against it. Dota 2 also played with the idea of showing enemy mana bars but settled for just showing your teammates', which IMO is more useful to know if they're about to get fucked in the ass.
>>559449249I still remember when people were saying Mina was dogshit until people found out she would melt objectives with her ult.
>>559448889ywnbaw
>>559449537How fast of a melt are we talking here, is it 100-0 walker?
>>559445106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHELi0Kx8FM
>next update>all of the old characters get fully remodeled>walkers and guardians get remodeled>jungle creeps and mid-boss get remodeled>6 new characters>comes out in may
>>559449439>but settled for just showing your teammatesidiot?
>>559449537I'm kinda sad I missed her release state but that was burnout I geuss.
>no one:>literally no one:>Hidden King: CELEEEEEESTE YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES AREN'T YOU
>44 minutes spent reading threadpatch soon...
>>559442220I want a malkavian vampire who speaks in tongues with a grenade launcher a bazooka a motorcycle and a drone like the ones you get in CoD killstreaks
>>559449660100-0 patron, I'm not kiddingSpirit burn proc had no cooldown when popped against objectives initially, so a Mina just popping ult on an undefended patron would 100-0 it with repeated spirit burns
>>559449660It was insanely fast and it would also melt the patron a well.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5jNKVEf0O78
>still no patchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VYB5PK0aTmE
>>559449956yoshi has already hired this man
>>559449439>>559449181I would put the ability to see stamina on an item.And a new hero named Staminaseeker who sees them all the time, does more damage to low stamina targets and gets truesight of them.
yoshi we know you are here, save the game and emergency cut celeste, rem, and graves
>>559450038and this is with no spirit burn
>haven't played mina in a month>wait one minute for a guy to connect>enemy team gets the mega stunlock rape characters>our calico kills the enemy bebop three times and then he rage quits>rest of the enemy team leaves except haze>calico and viscous on my team arguing non stop in voice chat like retards>fuck around for another ten minutes and then we finally end
>>559442220I wouldn't mind Demoman, because he takes some skill to hit directs, stickies would in most cases be easily be avoidable with Deadlock's movement system, and he doesn't have permanent ultra high speed flight at the cost of a small amount of HP (which deadlock lets you obviate by buying green items). Soldier would be 110% AIDS.
Lash is so fucking cool you're useless early so no one expects builds spirit resist which means I can start bursting people later when I get items. And whenever teamfights start happening hitting the entire enemy team with my ult is always fun.I just one-shotted an abrahams by dive bombing him from 50 meters in the air it was so fucking cool
YOSHI IS BACK ON
>pop off in mid pit and we get all 3 rejuvs>stall long enough for the rest of the team to get there and turn the fight around>win the gameholy fuck i love abrams
>>559439301They don't even play the game.
>>559450435>so no one expects builds spirit resist which means I can start bursting people later when I get itemsThis changes fairly quickly when you stop playing with noobs. I've had people buy CS in lane sometimes.
MINA HAAAAAAAAARISE UP AND MARRY ANON. SECURE YOUR LEGAAAACYYY
>>559448024they are cute, their personalities go well together, they are young, they go to the same schooland they aren't as annoying as some of the other gay ships because it feels more natural to pair them
>play Geist>dominate the lane>spend the rest of the game getting jumped by Abrams and BillyYeah, I don't really get the hero. I guess me being the only retard buying knockup or disarming hex to deal with Seven and Haze didn't help much, but I just did no damage at all and got deleted pretty fast every single time
>>559450740>lane lasting long enough for someone to get a 3200 item only to spend it on fucking counterspellYou're still in the noob trenches, I'm afraid.
>>559450517>HES ONLINE>Hes offline>HES ONLINE>hes offlineYoshi is in the thread and fucking with us right now.
yoshi here.the patch will come tomorrow if things go well
>>559450763>SECURE YOUR LEGAAAACYYYSorry anon, but she's a vampire.
>>559450916>his lane ends before the 3.2k soul markwhat da hell
holy shit check your emails
just got news the patch is stable.please god.
yoshi plz
>>559425854>>559429502they managed to make a straight relationship unimaginably lame and gayreddit has outdone itself
>>559450789>I guess me being the only retard buying knockup or disarming hex to deal with Seven and Haze didn't help much, but I just did no damage at all and got deleted pretty fast every single timeDon't build full spirit, use zeno geist (it's out of date but still works decent) I made a guide but I don't even know if it's useful to noobs or not it's just called gun geist.
patch is not coming this week it looks like
>>559451061Got a build ID for yours? Been looking for a good build to use for her
How well does Gun Pocket do, probably not optimal but it might be fun cloak TP on to someone and then just barrelstuffing them with the shotgun
>>559451049stuff you call "gay" is what women enjoy.>>559451165idk about "good" but hopefully it's helpful. I've had to adjust my build lately since once I started playing against better players and less retards I couldn't just lane janny into my meme headshot build with HP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsT73MZ6cqMDamn, actual quality.
>>559451126forgot image
>>559451061>use zeno geist (it's out of date but still works decent)
A SECOND DEV IS ON THE FORUMS
>>559451001It's not that, most players usually buy counterspell as a midgame item, people are usually getting 1 tier 1, 2 tier 2s, and (if they win their lane) a tier 3 well before then. Someone rushing a counterspell that early is retarded and tilted.
>>559449838Sorry anon we're getting like half that in August maybe if we're lucky
>>559451317IT'S OVER
>>559451165>>559451293493417>>559451317see >>559450049
>>559451317INSIDE JOB???
>>559451261Glocket is alright as a pubstar build but there's even less reason to use it now since they added Arcane Surge to the game. Glocket only really got popular because of his synergy with kinetic dash.
>>559451317>blizz rips off tf2>chinx rip off ow>yosh going to rip off chinxWe've gone full circle.
EAT SLEEP RAPE MINA REPEAT
I'm seeing reports that Yoshi just sold 80% of his shares in Deadlock. Not good.
It's today
>>559451675>>559451317>they take Rivals cosmeticsGET READY FOR MINA AND PAIGE TO GET LIKE 90%OF SKINS Meanwhile Kelvin and Mirage will go months without any new optionsAbrams will be the Thor who somehow gets shitloads of good skins
yoshi has returned to iran to restore regime inshallah
playing deadlock really makes me wish there was a shooter on source 2 that wasn't CS
>>559451863Mina was to be expected but I honestly see Haze getting more than paige since she's also an m1.
>>559451357Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?
playing deadlock makes me wish for death
>>559452039I said forums, can you read?
>>559452047Good newsDeath is cumming
>team is 30-0 in lane>first enemy walker down before 10 minutes>nearly double souls>instead of doing anything with the lead team continues to farm lane and jungle>start getting picked one-by-one by enemy team going around in full stack>people continue to ignore any attempt at communication>desperately try to try and save teammates but at best they will just run away while I sacrifice my life for them>allergic to having more than two people in same place>enemies bounce back the soul difference with kills>lose the match>last thing I see spectating before the patron explodes is friendly Mina doing camps in enemy jungleThanks for reading my blog but this was hands-down the weirdest match I've ever had. It felt like my team was all farming bots or something. I've had people go past me on the zipline just to clear a wave when I was fighting the enemy team a bit further back and then they would die to the same enemy team shortly after. I couldn't even fuck off to farm and try to carry the match because jungle and lanes were being cleared instantly and when they weren't there was at least four enemies there.It was even more crazy to me because the lane went so well I assumed my team was actually good.
>>559452047It's alright bro the enemy Mina only has a 7:1 k:d average :)
>>559452020why the fuck would she get more than paige the egirl sissy support?
where's the grim reaper character
>>559448121>>559448970oh fair i thought he lived in demon land and graves's bio says shes tha daughter of lawyers
>>559425854Ever since I got to emissary my matches have been miserable, even worse than before. There's always 1-2 feeders on my team and there are frequent quitters, what the fuck.
PATCH FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>Celeste is the closest thing we'll get to a clussy character in the gameJust fuck my shit up famalam
>>559452243She's a female m1 that is popular, Paige isn't even very popular with (real) women.
how is mcginnis compared to graves? I want to branch out and I like using minions and she is only character that does something like that
>>559452410get a life
>>559452410They should of made her clown esque instead of tattood freak esque or stuck with her just being an acrobat(?) alone.>>559452504Be a shotcaller and you will have plenty of minions :)
>>559452020Top of skins atm in MR is i think Luna (supp) Psylocke (dps) Sue Storm (supp) Jeff (supp) Thor (tank)
Gaben is here
>>559452610spiderman is no1
>>559452619that's the shared desktop server they have at the lounge room when someone gains an epiphany an idea during a massage or eating
>>559452527only a faggot would hate clussy
>>559452619>fuck u icefrog>posted from my yacht
We're actually not getting the patch tonight that's crazy
>Come awn!>Bola's out!>I'll get 'em!>BOOM BOOM BOOM>AWOOOOOOOOOHow do you respond without sounding dead?
If I don't want to get a 4 year bachelors degree to have fun in the game is there a point in playing? everyone i talk to keeps saying the game is very easy and if you cant win you're braindead but no matter what hero i try i just get niggerstomped every match. What's the point?
>>559453287literally who the fucks says that?
How many nox nostra stacks should you strive for? 40+?
when does the update happen!?
>>559453287yeah you're right we should make it more dumb so retards can play
>>559453212i just go vertical
>>559453212I AM HENRY THE MAGNIFICENT! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559453212pocket sand
>yoshi is just randomly opening threads every couple minutes to fuck with us
>>559453596kek i believe it
>>559453212SWARM THEM
>>559453596he actually reads and sometimes responds to a lot of feedback
>>559453287>If I don't want to get a 4 year bachelors degree to have fun in the gamethis is overstating it>everyone i talk to keeps saying the game is very easy and if you cant win you're braindeadwho the hell says thisif it's your first moba (which it sounds like it is) there will definitely be a learning curveit's harder than most competitive games because not only do you need to know every hero and item and their interplay like in a typical moba, you also need to navigate a 3d environment and aim, and there's autistic movement tech
>>559453596Yoshi is a Silver awooo poster
>Oracle game>get absolutely stomped on all lanes>check profiles after the match>4 (four) of the enemy team were smurfing on level 1 steam accounts made less than a year ago with no games other than DeadlockEpic. Eternusniggers smurfing deserve to be skinned alive.
>>559453763is any of the feedback good or is it like if hed read feedback from vg threads
>>559453212>hold my S key>do a 360 and walk away
>>559453212HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA *plugs 402986093489083049 arrows into your skull from 20 miles up*
the game inflated my elo too much now its just not fun and i can't even derank because of forced 50%, do i have to int a bunch of games in a row? I guess its the only way
The amount of people that just don't know how much damage Echo Shard Paradox does is funny, I just had a game where I 1v3ed a Lash+Victor+Venator at equal souls after getting Lash ulted because they just stood in my bombs
>>559453870>Eternusniggers smurfing deserve to be skinned alive.Facts. My discordkittens are not equipped to handle these animals. Its causing yuge stomps and people are very unhappy
>>559453994just play (fun) dogshit like spirit bebop and nuke rem and kelvin
>New York is my breeding ground
>>559454371send full to my e-mail please
>>559453887i post some honest feedback on heroes, gameplay, and patches that is considered private. most my feedback is "i like x hero! theyre very fun and i enjoy y reason!" let it be an ability, a build, or a specific way i am playing the hero. usually a thumbs up or a "thanks for the feedback" is generally responded. i do go in some depth, but most have been positivity towards the direction of the game and excitement for new items, heroes, and changes for the future. with a thank you to all developers. you can see how many developers viewed those private threads.i am not eternus or anything, i play how i like and enjoy from previous games and incorporate it into the rules of the current game. i usually avoid giving negative feedback when i should focus on what "" l "" personally like about the game. not because i watched a youtube video or followed a build, but because i put time into trying to think the way the developers tended or visioned, while also adapting to doing things differently. i also post some hero ideas too which i am sure are read by the developers but not shown to public who or how many developers looked at said thread.
>>559454461Of course, Yoshi
>>559454371>asian>dick isn't darker than the rest of her skinWrong.
>>559453783>if it's your first mobaI used to play league but i was a one trick and there isn't a good hero in deadlock for me so it's just hard to play all around, niggerstomps every match, i have no clue what to do outside of splitpushing and teammates don't help the learning process, I might just quit because the friend who got me in quit videogames altogether so im just eternally stuck in solo queue
>>559453870make sure you report them.
>>559454575what kind of autism is this
>>559454221the mm system is complete and utter dogshit and i can't believe theres kids that flex with rank when its so bs easy to get inflated and thne u cant rank down o matter what, im phantom but dont deserve it
Mina exists to be kissed, licked, fucked and ejaculated inside (not "bred" because she's an infertile living corpse vampire) by my leaky pent up thick white circumcised chode cock.
>just get away from Silver
>>559454756>not "bred" because she's an infertile living corpse vampirethat just means your seed is weak
recommend a good gun talon buildplaying a drone operator is fun but i want to mix up my method of creating seethe
>>559454620who did you one trick in League? What was your favorite aspect of their kit?
>>559454371>>559454575give source maybe? reverse serach doesn't work..
it will take a year to fully incorporate the things you need to learn in this game. youre like rushing yourself to graduate from school, chill out, enjoy your ride, and if you plan on getting Ds throughout, its fine, youll still learn and reflect on something if you devote time into it.
>>559454852Mina was dumb and for some reason stop her glide
it's fucking over
>>559454852>doesn't press her 2 twice>doesn't even press her 2 once>doesn't hold her glideYes, just get away from Silver, that's correct.I do appreciate the werewolf ass view though thanks
I hate GT. I hate him even more than Mina or Bebop. Fuck GT
>>559454897Vladimirthings I liked:- manaless aspect (irrelevant in this game)- the whole vampire trade-hp-to-get-hp thing, just the general flow of his kit, - also the fact that he's a strong scaler to the point where you can fuck off from laning phase into side and farm for 20 minutes and then solo win the game- his AoE / point click mechanics so I didn't have to be a skillshot god (big problem in deadlock for me since i cant aim for shit)So far the only character I found in the game that fits is Victor but i need 2 more. Based off aesthetics alone my other 2 picks are Yamato and Geist.
PATCH DAY TODAY MY ASS
>>559454912>search mina_(deadlock) and "paige_(deadlock)">literally the third imagefirst and last time spoonfeeding your assbe betterhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mina_%28deadlock%29+paige_%28deadlock%29+
>>559455270Mo & Krill will be your two heroes.
The patch should be ready by the end of today.
>>559454221>play builds that dont do shit after 30 minutes and die a slow agonizing death bro.....its fun actually!
>>559455356futa is shiteven that dogfucking is better
>entire enemy team is spirit>grab greens and spirit resilienceDamn, it really is that simple huh?
>When patch fags think today is "patch day"
>>559455535>Brooldoesn't count
>>559455486futa is peak, all I goon to these days women w pussies just became boring
>>559452619>Laastibased
lol retards patch is next week you don't deploy on fridays
>>559455595Valve never releases shit on Fridays and considering they said they patch is this week it should be today.
>>559455486Beastialityfag self report
>>559455486YOU ASKED FOR THE SOURCE NIGGA I DIDN'T EVEN POST THE ORIGINAL CROPPED I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT IMAGE I JUST LOOKED IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT WAS AND IT TOOK ME 3 SECONDS NIGGA I DON'T EVEN LIKE FUTA AND IN THE RARE CASE I DO LIKE FUTA I ONLY LIKE FUTA WITH NORMAL SIZED OR MODEST SIZED COCKS
>>559455796there's going to be a day where they post on friday and then i will piss on your rug
>>559455356>>559455486>>559455738You are all equally disgusting.
Why do some mirage builds have QSR on his eye and not scarabs? Wouldn't it be better to put it on scarabs because you want to build 8 stacks on his eye?
so retarded how killing shrines doesn't change anything or give u anything mega creeps when?
>>559455919amazing post
>>559455981well if the enemies let you build up max stacks you probably don't need qsr in the first place
>>559455990Anon, I...
>>559455919>not filtering futayou are not heterosexual
>yoshi back on the forumssurely this time
>>559455990i think you should get them for killing base guardians
>>559455426I banned them after I got focus ulted by one player for 40 minutes
>>559455981youre not going to fully build 8 stacks at 6 min, most and beneficial is just 2 or 4 till youre wayyyy stronger or better accuracy. also builds into the better power surge
>>559455990?
>>559455738okay homo
>>559451986I'm really surprised tf2 never went to source 2 honestly
>>559456175that was a stupid ideaglad they're in shrines now
>>559455990Anon there are mega creeps
>>559456180you should be that player, that's what that 40 min match was about man. become what you hate most.
holy fuuck I'm somfuckin hard my cock is so fuckin hard it hhurts but it hurts so good god ii'm fucking horny I wanna fuckin eat this vampire bitchh's pussy and ass and armpits and toes and fuckin buast in ehr tight pale pussy FYUCK dude its fucking leaking precun so mjch of it it sso fucking sensitive im gooning fucking goon pump my cock stroke pump stroke pump i'm gripping my shit it's wet and slick and s ticky iot goes squiosh squelch squish whhen i pump it like im fucking her tight asian pussy a pusy i'm a freak
>>559453980I love Chief Firewater
>>559456416This, but not actually any of that at all because I don't care
sending beetles
>>559456376I have a compromise solution - one of the heroes i want to pick up is sinclair, so i can just steal mohammed's ult.So my pool would be victor sinclair yamato.
>>559456416The most coherent Minafag
all haze players should be strapped to missiles and fired at iran im dead serious
how the fuck do you counter>abrams>people stacking spirit resistance when you play as spirit damage dealerthere are barely any fucking spirit shred items in the game
>>559455486Futa on female is the closest thing to Yuri i can enjoy since there's at least a chance at impregnation
>>559449907He's talking about her equine penis
Celeste needs her own Mistah J
>>559456331NTA but I agree they need to be buffed to shit. They're barely noticeable, they're just extra farm for the enemy team.
>>5594566631) debuff reduction so he can't melee you after charge. It's not much but it helps2) you hope your kit has dots instead of burst otherwise you're fucked
hope they release a sexy hag mommy in deadlock
Can someone message this to the faggot in the picture, please? I'd be thankful as I'm already muted in the game and he won't accept my friend request.You've ruined my whole match for me during the laning phase. You grabbed every kill, then left me to die when fighting 1hp Lash.I hope you die of cancer, truly. If I had one wish in life, is for you to suffer. I don't want cash, fame, or anything of value other than your death - hopefully painful. Nothing else would bring my more joy than to hear about your upcoming slaughter. Fuck you.name: gageecore
>>559456880>falling for the debuff reducer meme when every good abrams build is using sup duration for 4.8k spirit spikeoh nononono
>>559456517SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM SINCLAIR, PLEASE PICK MOHAMMAD AND KAREEM, DO NOT REDEEM THE MAGIC MAN. PLEASE. I CONVERT YOU! DO NOT REDEEM.
>>559456831how are they "extra" farm? they give the same money and autopush your waves
>>559457013Make an alt and do it yourself bitchboy
>>559457013"not your personal army" has been a saying on this site for 20 years faggot
>>559457139>I've been coming to this shithole for most of my lifegrim
>>559456993um
>>559456993>>559457216geist's revolting haircut makes her uglier than any of the girls
>>559457013>>559457139>>559457124Here's the fix version since I was too pissed to write it properly the first time: You've ruined the whole match for me during the laning phase. You grabbed every kill, then left me to die when fighting 1hp Lash.I hope you die of cancer, truly. If I had one wish in life, it is for you to suffer. I don't want cash, fame, or anything of value other than your death - hopefully painful. Nothing else would bring me more joy than to hear about your upcoming slaughter. Fuck you.
Futa Paige
>>559457192Don't forget, you're here forever
futafags and yurifags need to be exterminated like the blight they are
>>559457363*fixedFUCK ME FFS DEATH UPON YOU ALL
>>559457401I will be stuck in Arcanist forever
>>559457401Wouldn't have it any other way
>>559457363sorry, here's the perfect version since I was too pissed to write it properly the SECOND time:Bro you literally ruined the entire fucking match from minute 1. Stealing every single kill in lane like a greedy parasite, then when I finally get a sliver of agency you ghost and let me 1v1 a 1hp Lash who just stat-checked me into next week.I genuinely hope you get cancer. Not the quick kind either. A slow and painful one, the type where every day feels like a new fresh hell. If I could have one single wish in this miserable life, it wouldn't be money, fame, love, nothing. Just you suffering. Preferably violently. Hearing that you're getting absolutely slaughtered in the most gruesome way possible would genuinely be the highlight of my year.Die in a fire. Fuck you forever.
It's up
HOLY SHIT
Why can't you help me out? Why is it so hard to give someone a hand and message random nigger words he should have heard long time ago?>>559457730hang yourself troon
hey guys me unga team bunga can anyone forward this message to my team for meFUCK YOU IDIOT!!!!edit: FUCK YOU REALLY REALLY HARD IDIOT!!!!!!obligatory re-edit: FUCK YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD AND I HOPE YOU DIE IDIOT!!!!!!!upvotes to the left. thanks for the gold kind stranger.
>>559457851HE WENT OFFLINE THE SECOND I POSTED THIS WTF
https://store.steampowered.com/oldnews/8064https://store.steampowered.com/oldnews/8064https://store.steampowered.com/oldnews/8064
>>559456416Based
>>559448406canon btw
>>559457462yuri doesnt exist in westernshit games
>>559457965nigger
>Play with me!>AWOOOOOOOooooooooo.....
>>559454490do you just make a thread in the private sections? i would like to write some feedback as well, it's nice to know the devs see and acknowledge it, somewhat
yoshi we're dying bro...
How to I throw my life away and punish this nigger? I don't care about dying myself at this point. I want him to suffer.
can this green fatfuck dinosaur drop the patch already
>>559456663>abramsDebuff reduction and/or melee and bullet resistance to survive himAnti-heal, shred and cc to kill him>people stacking spirit resistance when you play as spirit damage dealerSorry, but spirit shred. There's plentyMystic Vuln -> Escalating ExposureSpirit Sap -> Focus LensSpirit Strike -> Spirit Snatch or Spirit Shredder Bullets -> Spirit Rend as appropriateTankbuster is also decent because it ignores spirit resist
>>559458238You're being angry at a third worlder favela monkey bro, he's already suffering
Please yoshi I need this my game is kinda patchless
Are you too retarded to make a new account or something
>play victor and lane with celeste>we fight dynamo and ivy>a lot of back and forth, but for the most part we win our lane>destroy their tower and chase them>then venator shows up>hes got like 15k souls lead>absolutely destroys me>turns out, our abrams and rem fed him and silver HARD>the rest of the match is me trying, and failing, to counter him while he goes around murdering everyone>pic relatedi have no idea how they fed him THIS hard
>>559457462Kill the gay community too, please
>>559458321I don't care. It's my time to remove one cocksucker from this world (and myself too since I deserve it too). My final act of mercy to the planet.
yoshi hurry up dude please
>>559457462based>>559458392based
if there's God - he will let gageecore die in sleep tonight. If it happens I'll devote myself to you, fully.
gageecore here, ama
Every time you post asking for the update it gets delayed by another 0.5 seconds
>>559458795How does it feel to be so based?
>>559458392Paige was brutally molested by a pack of wild Abrams in a dark alley during the hot summer night of 52
>>559458891Is it true?
THEY'RE GATHERING
souls should not dictate boons, this shit is retarded xp should be separate, this way insentivizes pussy gameplay
>>559458891kwab
>>559459076fraid so
I'm going to sleepHopefully either me or gageecore won't wake up tomorrowdeath
infernus is such sleeper op cancer, same shit as mina in lane but instead of insta dmg its 1000 dps then he also scales unlike minapure bs nigger char
>Get Graves>Win>Don't get Graves>LoseIt's that simple, really.
>>559459162Gaben is watching...
>>559459162well its 5pm pst and no patch so i assume nothing is coming out tonight
>>559459458>7 matcheslol
>>559459162ITS HAPPENING
is the patch coming in today or whatnow i dont know if i play or not because what if they buff victor
>>559459419>sleeper op>scales UNLIKE MINAbased seekergod
>>559459540mina doesn't scale in pubs you stupid fucking retard nigger just becuase shes still useful in coordinated pro play doesn't mean she doesnt fall off hard in pubs
>>559458370>the rest of the match is me trying, and failing, to counter him while he goes around murdering everyonewell yeah where's your juggernaut and metal skin, bub?
>>559459593you can just admit you don't have aim to hit her shots
>>559459593lol
>>559456416So fucking true.
Just played a game as Paige, and has an ApolloGOD as my lane partner. I just threw shields at him and he went 15/0 and we won easily. From now on I'll pocket all my Apollos and suck his demon cock if he asks me to. I kneel to tiefling fuckboys.
>>559459528>>559459162can you guys just tell me if you're baiting about the patch dropping so i know if i can sleep or not?
will the new patch cut down on the level of gross faggotry we're experiencing in these threads
>>559460028it's coming out this week
>>559460028Here's what we knowA few days ago Yoshi said "probably patch this week"Valve often releases patches on a ThursdayIt's about the time of day they'd release the patchEverything else is obsessively watching online lists and schizoid tea readingYou now know as much as we do
>>559460064like yourself? i don't know it's a slim chance but then again i don't think you're slim
>>559460191>It's about the time of day they'd release the patcharent the steam offices closed? its 5:11pm over there
>>559460191>It's about the time of day they'd release the patchWe're 2-3 hours past when they'd normally release a patch
>>559460271The exact hours are ambiguousPatches for deadlock are often released at slightly variant times, you can check the discord to verify this
ITS FUCKING OVER
My friends never touch the urn unless its a comeback urn, and every time i try to pick it up they say i'm throwing the game by risking urn, it tilts me so much because we keep having to contest urn instead of being the ones controlling it
>>559459658how is her mag dump better than someone like infernus or even paradox?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
>>559460378NO WAIT HE CAME BACK
>patch gets delayed to tomorrow>finally comes out>it's just number shuffling
>>559460271They've released patches well past midnight before
what do you do as Mina in a losing game? all your abilities just tickle them
>>559460705lose
>>559460064Short term yes, but long term nope, faggotry is expected to fall as posts increase, but then faggotry is expected to rise almost exponentially as content is added, probably by 30% in terms of total posts whilst the faggotry inside single posts will go up to compete with a newly flooded fagconomy. This could mean a 160% or so increase in faggotry per post in the best cases. The only long term prospects for improvement are Deadlock crashing which gives you a 50/50 of the last players being TF2troons or grognards.
Can I get some Sinclair tips I died 6 times in the early game
>>559460028>holding out on sleep for a balance numbers adjustment patchdude wtf is wrong with you?would understand if it was old gods v2 or something
>>559460705Become an ult bot
>spent 2 hours watching youtube slop instead of sleeping>no patchalright good one yoshi you can release it now, i'm off
>>559458370>the rest of the match is me trying, and failing, to counter him while he goes around murdering everyoneyou are victor brother just ignore your team to play for macro and hyper farm also wtf are you building brother? where is your metal skin, your warp stone? why build curse, unstoppable would be better if the dynamo or wraith are troubling you also you're dealing no damage - need escalating this late into the game.
>>559460705Silence them with your ult at key moments as a cope, and then lose anyway lmaoMOST BROKEN HERO BTW
>>559461047>RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LI-ACK!
Fuck you all niggers. You deserve death. All of you. I spit on your weak souls if you have any. Half of you are either brown or SEA monkeys. I hate you and this dogshit game. I'd play Marvel Rivals more but at these hours I get matched with mudslimes who yell on mic. Hate be upon you cocksuckers and Deadcock too.
>>559461224uh oh someone had a bad match
TRVST THE PLAN THIRTY MORE MINVTES AND KIEV AND TEL AVIV WILL FALL AND THE DEADLOCK PATCH NOTES WILL COME OUT INSHALLAH
>>559461303Yeah thanks to that nigger gageecore
>>559429502thats a very sharp nose
which ones do i play and main? why of course that's graves and geist, able to carry, able to farm, able to lanebully, able to play from behind and able to let the team take the spotlight
>>559461224>>559461453are you the jinx schizo?
Just saw the patch notes...Celestebros... don't open...
>>559461526Geist is dogshit and has never carried a game
It's okay guys, Yoshi is just taking his time writing the patch notes, they must be pretty hefty! :)
>>559458417match id? I want to see what would cause you to get this mad.
>>559461470as it should be
>>559460963dont die and your build is entirely base on match up
>>559461583God it looks so delicious
>>559461717in this one it looks cute but in the other ones not really
ITS OUT
Why is Sinclair so much fun to play? I want to play some carry and lead my team to victory or at least be useful with a really strong support. Instead, I'm just throwing bolts for 30 minutes, simply being a nuisance
IT'S IN
>>559461941>>559462026Me when I'm breeding mina with my pussy destroying three incher
>>559462102Celeste...
>>559462147has a thirty incher
>>559461096>ignore your team to play for macro and hyper farmcouldnt, cause the ven was coming for me specifically>also wtf are you building brother? where is your metal skin, your warp stone? why build cursei wanted to counter him team-wise, there was no way metal skin was gonna help me because he had too many souls by that point, i tried to shut him down in team fights
>>559462147How many girls have ridden Celeste's horn?
yoshi just told the discord the patch is delayed, they are having a marvel rivals scrim tonight
infernus buffs, trust the plan
>>559462496Highguard*
Why is he a fucking liar?
>>559462863first valve game?
>>559459593this isn't true bro you're building her wrong.
>rem being a little faggot in our jungle like usual>Holliday runs him down like an animal and kills him>He drops a 3.3k bag at 16 minutes>D/Cslmfao
>>559462354nta but its not worth wasting money on curse as victor, you really need items to be usefulbullet resilience is not a good item at all, metal skin is better bc it nullifies all the damage from m1 as well as juggernaut because of the buffs it provides to you and attack speed reductionand so is stone warp bc it gives bullet resistanceyou have to play like a pussy in situations like that, just stay on your team's side and try to push the best you cannever fight agaisnt someone that has a lead and better early/mid game than you. you are a useless fat piece of shit until 30-40k souls
>>559462863we still have friday and saturday dumbo
>>559462147Celeste's thick chode cock
>>559463350Celeste has a thick chode?...I have a thick chode...I wasn't really attracted to Celeste before now...But I kind of wanna...Rub my chode against her chode
>>559462354>couldnt, cause the ven was coming for me specificallyplay safe, don't overextend in lanes unless you know where their team is on the map, just go take camps or run boxes until the wave pushes back into you - or switch to a differnt lane if your team isn't there to catch wave. Victor is not a real hero until like 20-30k souls and then if ur behind he still isn't until 3 max and a counter item or two. >there was no way metal skin was gonna helpmetal skin completely counters venator and silver, wtf are you on about. also build juggernaut because whole team except dynamo is gun - if you really want can build plated armour too but only once you have core items. Stamina mastery kinda questionable build, warpstone would've been better, can also go kinetic dash + cultist for early gun spike if you're a freak. in team fights you're not killing anyone without escalating, you want to slow play and create space for your team to do the cleanup, charge up your three to max damage then close distance with warp stone and hit infuser. if you're just running at them like a retard you're going to die. what rank even is this, how do you have 10 deaths on victor? even if you're losing you should not be putting yourself in that many bad fights
>>559462863Week isn't over yet, patch is coming in a few hours.
>>559463663OIM NOIT DIVOINE BUT I AYM PAWORFUL
>>559463820KEEP YER EYE ON DA BALLS BOIS AN GERLS
>>559463820magic suwwounds us :3
Surely Yoshi is giving doorman buffs this upcoming patch. Paradox is fun but I want my boy to be actually good or atleast decent.
>>559464002I feel like what Doorman really needs, more than any buff, is for his door placement to be less janky bullshitThe number of times I've fucked myself for no other reason than door placement is unreal
>>559464002Silver spottedI love that werewolf
so do we know for sure that nothing is releasing tonight?
IT'S UP
HOLY SHIT UP UP UP
>>559464414Yoshi's waiting for you to head to bed before he drops it
>>559464414What's his kit?
>>559464239can't expect these lazy fucks to fix something that complicated any time soon when we have even more minor bugs still around for god knows how long now>heavy melee charge still doesn't work on viscous puddle punch>mirage ult doesn't show you where you're going since the new map updateand there's a lot more other janky bugs like that.
>>559464569What bebop or lashes kit should of been.
>>559464239for me it's playing wraith and her tp gets stuck in a single pixel of geometry, you don't move and then just die
>>559464002how many paradox losses before she clicks enough you can carry pubs.
>>559464583>>559464583
>>559464239Door placement being fixed and another bell would be nice. Maybe a couple of cooldown reduction buffs on cart and door. Cart T5 enabling charges would be criminal but fun to have before it gets patched out in an hour.
>>559463663I'd rather stick my pencil dick instead her chode.
>>559464239literally 0 reason to invest dev time into this now as the map geometry could be updated before launch
>>559460394I was in a team like this before. We went from dominating scrims to losing in qualifiers because these two faggots kept insisting we back and don't push walker, back and don't take urn. It was kinda unreal. I winded up crashing out at them one time and they went behind my back like fucking snakes to bitch about me to the rest of the team and declare that I'm 'toxic' for getting pissed at them once. Got me booted and their team fell apart two weeks later anyway. Then the good players fucked off to make another team and that fell apart too because I wasn't there. Good going retards.
>>559460963if you're about to make any remotely risky plays throw a guy underground behind a veil or some shit and go do your thing. If people rotate onto you and you're fucked you can just immediately tp to safety. Debuff remover if they get a hex/silence.
>>559444841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvKUjl8qGKw
I lost every single game today.
>>559432304The Lash is a man of few words.
