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Jobber hours
i am dead ass
I see a lot of you oshigamers queued early today and won. O-ME-DE-TOU, toreina-san~!I'm sure you will continue queueing early and winning with your oshi teams, that confidence will pay off!
>>559567939Anon! Join HonseFun, there's one slot open just for youNo quota, no bullshitReply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>559568295
>>559567939Who is this mysterious uma
yanko umanko
Tall
So what did we learn?
Mambo!
death to the tranny schizodeath to the anti JP schizodeath to the weird avatarfag and the false flaggerdeath to all of the above as its literally 1-2 people
>>559568445no one won
>>559568445i make it to finals everytime
>>559568525Go back>>559213986
>>559568445Urge to impregnate rising
>>559568531That it's not over until it's over and I gave up too early
>>559568531That Falco is strong as fuck, and Taiki doesn't hit SfV as much as I'd like. Mine has 0 wins out of 20 races, it fucking sucks.
>>559568483
Some fucking madman made a runaway suzuka in my cm, only dirt B though
>>559568525
>>559568525>>559568686cb sex
>>559568531I still despise Oguri Cap. I may forever despise Oguri Cap.
>>559568650>I am Fine
Boo
>>559568318She's brown, she can't shoot for shit
>>559568650
>>559568686Ok I'm done sorry. She's kind of cute.
Are thou winnin, son?
this one
>>559568531Nothing.There is nothing to be learned from round1, because its full of shitters.
>>559568724
>>559568762All of them are so ugly.
>>559568853i'm winning as much as i'm losing
>>559568853The female energy on this team.
SHART Failco sucked so hard taiki couldn't proc SFV because she overtook at the final corner
>>559568805
>>559567939What the fuck is Grass' problem? Why is it her business who El flirts with?
>>559568853no. fuck you. i just got the notice you need at least 550 stamina. why no one said ANYTHING in the last 2 weeks. every build is worthless now.
>>559568853i'm doing okay
>>559568912Maru-chan is cute you asshole. So is Yanko, Pisa and Rura. Logotype is also cute in a plain sort of way.
What's your favorite moment from Creek's career?
>>559568986You do not...576 stamina your mile umas?
>>559568986I'm on 530 and I'm winning but gasses out like 1/2L before the goal
>click auto select>0/15hopefully I can make it to group B finals at least....
>>559568853kind of
>>559568978Cause Trainer's ass belongs only to Grass
>>559568975
>>559568853total 75% wr good enuff
>>559569064no i dont train i at allarround 350 sitting
>>559568853I am B finals bound
>Pasa can't win while my Oguri and Falco take all the W's>Contemplate using the rest of my days to build a Front Suzuka or Late Vodka>Immediately wins the next oneStarting to believe they're hearing me talk through the phone
>>559569095These images are poorly drawn and cringe and you are smelly and cringe. Go away.
>>559569050Dilate
>>559569061When she tries to jump to the same bath as her trainer
>>559569095
>>559569042>>559569076very based
>>559568853Yeah
>>559568975That's very immoral
>>559569248is tazuna's superpower being able to teleport to places so she can cockblock trainees
>>559569293I fucking spat out my drink jesus christ Tickezo
Why is the larper acting like some sort of authority figure
>>559569248
>>559569248Why is Tazuna like this?
>>559568912dont say that about my logowife
>>559568853Yes hope no one fell for the pace chasers are bad meme lol
>>559569412>If she notices your erection, Still gets cucked
>turn your butt to me
Does still actually corrupts her trainer?
>>559569412
>>559569446oshiGOD
>>559569446Pace Chasers are good if you can piggy enough to get S+ Uma : )
>>559568853My winningest cm so far
>>559569547Kill yuricucks
>>559568569This unironically suits Ryan. Much better than her default hair
>>559568853Still relishing in my best performance ever.
>>559569591Oguri is a Late Surger though, oink oink
>>559569560
Is it jobber hours? I was fully expecting to get a single win at most. Its my two pace TT dirt umas and a hastily made Digi end.
>>559569591>you need to piggy for S+You should have KSB and FM by now as F2P if you don't then that's on you.
>>559569556From what I've heard it's the opposite.
>>559568853The 100% late anon needs to post his horses
>>559567939
>>559569719
>>559569741Kita yes Motion no
>>559569884>that face
Dont get gaslighted! Be gaslit by me instead
I got 4 copies of FM in 170 pulls and now she's MLBDo I still finish the spark for kawakami...? I only got 1 copy so she's LB0I've never been this lucky ever so please don't tell me to explode
>>559569726Seems like it's been jobbers the entire time. I had much harder opponents for the Sprint CM
>>559568853I've never gotten more than a 20% WR in a CM and I have 3 plats.
>>559568628we've been telling you that this whole time bwo
>>559568445
>>559569956Not really unless you REALLY need SRs or hate 4500 carats
>>559569884gn
>>559569956I had similar luck last night and the consensus was no.
>>559569956You don't need to continue rolling, Kawakami is a garbage card. You won.
>>559569956No, thats 30 pulls that could be saved for another banner. Kawakami isnt worth it at 1LB, but you probably already know this and want someone to tell you what already know
>>559570028Thanks for the translations, Anon
>>559569956If you already have MLB FM, I don't see any reason to continue rolling. Kawakami is worthless as a speed card anyway
>>559570028patriot
>>559569061The first summer.
>>559569992The ceiling of a good uma is much lower in the sprint CM because of the lack of reliable accel, it's by far the most f2p friendly CM
>>559570025>>559570032>>559570041>>559570140thank you anontachis>>559570108nyo, maybe there was some use for kawakami I didn't know about
>>559568531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
>>559568853maybe
>>559570028Good night
WAIT WHAT THE FUCKWHY IS THE START OF THE RACE TURF DOES THISFUCK UP FALCO
>>559570326nyo
>>559570247
>>559570326Shouldn't affect her but I'm not sure either
>>559568853Hoping Digitan's not a fraud.
>>559570247Jobboli Sirius in the middle when even Falco had a much more accomplished Career than he did
>>559570227She has Center Stage for TT, but its not worth it at 1LB, you can just borrow her instead
>>559570247Shit waifus
>>559569508cutest teio/facehug artist
>>559569364
>>559570485>Ramonu>Donnayou take that back
>>559570326It does nothing. My Turf E Falco has 40% WR
Thinking about Aston Machan.
>>559570576Ramonu is an unrepentant bitch.
>>559570635she's hot though
>>559570326irl it can and does fuck up horses (see w heart bond from the most recent february stakes, and the inverse (dirt start) for rudolf's last race)
>>559568978
>>559570635I can fix her but she's hotter that way
>types like a fucking sperg about my cm result>posts more about my cm experience>everyone's just talking about real horses>check thread>"JP"if i ever get a hold of this troll's name im hiring a hitman to off this guy
>>559570603
I feel quite hungry
>>559570576No
>>559570834>fell for it again awardUUUUUUUUUUUUU UMADPYOI UMADPYOI
>>559570603Please treat her well.
>>559570741
>>559570635God I hope she's more frigid than Air Groove
>>559570247who is the cutie on the top left
>>559570956exactly, she's best waifu
>>559571130Woke Horse
>>559568531Tokyo 1600m is the worst track in the game
>>559570635dont say that...
>>559571127St. Lite
>>559570603Me too
>>559571014
I kneel to Haru Urara
>>559571376
NARITA BRIANI RAPE YOU
>>559571541the ugliest woman in umamusume
I don't want to do URAfuck these missions
>>559568853It's going about as well as I expected, which isn't great. Still made it to Group A but there's no way I get A finals. Gonna throw in Oguri over Brian since she's not really doing anything
>>559571621cute
>>559571541
>>559571598Staygold exists Yamanin Zephyr exists
>>559571725the nig lipped one exists
>>559571725Mejiro Ryan existGold City exist
So Scorpio was the most front-dominant. What's second? Cancer or Aquarius?
>>559571725Zephyr is pure sexo. Faggot opinions are automatically discarded
>>559571725Air Messiah exists
>>559571769YAMERO! STOP SAYING IT! TASUKTE!
Anyone has that link to the JP website that compares cards?
>>559571725>Yamanin ZephyrHoly gay
Oh wow, the computer actually got it right for once. Getting the trifecta has quite the payout.That said, this was BY FAR the weakest lobby I've ever seen in in any CM (there was a Dirt G Pace runaway Suzuka) so I'm not surprised I got the top 3 favorites and swept podium. However correctly picking how my umas would place is still something.
>>559571782Definitely Aquarius. Don't tell me you didn't hate Vodka in Cancer/Virgo
>>559571671I like this version
>schizo hates jp so much he starts to become gay
>>559571935>Pace runawayHow does that work? Does she sit in front of the paces but behind fronts?
>>559571976ANYTHING to be a contrarian
>>559571725>zephyrplease disclose your homosexuality when making a post like this
Is there any Umamusume related reason why I shouldn't kill myself?
>>559572013it doesn't. it's a front skill.
>>559571930I reccomend you stop posting or I'll get horny
>>559572047>>>/y/
Machan's fat tits and plump thighs
A lot of Uma story events don't take place in MANT right?Please don't tell me Ardan's is absolutely fucked in MANT due to the Legs of Glass condition.
>>559572042your trainee would be very disappointed in you
>>559571939If your Blockushin wasn't better than their Falco you autolose the race and I would know since mine lost 3 times during the whole CM.
>>559571939I rewatched some Cancer clips, and backliners didn't win very often. I agree that Aquarius ranks higher, but I don't think it's that big of a difference. Now Virgo, that's a huge step down from Cancer.
>>559572042you won't become an umamusume that way
>>559572052I'll stop but only because I don't have an organized folder
>>559572042you have not been granted the right
>>559571782Too early to say for Aquarius but Cancer was front-dominated even more than Scorpio was. Seiun Sky was a near auto-win along with Falco and the fact that people actually tried to build Blockushin just to stop Angling and Scheming should tell you how OP they were. Lates existed during Cancer but they got blocked way too often to be anywhere near dominant.
>>559572151>A lot of Uma story events don't take place in MANT right?Yes, your Ardan will be fine
consider, the agenda
This nigga does not care
>>559572042you haven't played the real umamusume yet only this shitty outdated version
>>559572289No
>>559572303EXTREEEEEEEEEMLY BASED! Pure fucking chaos
>>559572213ty I'm trying to beat out the impulses for this week and the one that comes
>>559570845>>559572146>>559571930Gonna fap
>>559572289imagine the kabedon
>>559572213doto does this all the time
>>559572405disGUSTINGLY low res, however VERY cute, fluffy and comfy!
>>559572289
>>559572013It doesn't.Like I said this was the weakest lobby I've ever gotten in ANY CM by far.
.
>>559572217 (me)of course I fucked up the file name...
Letting everyone know that we have a spare slot open in autis/uma/ now that a flatliner got boiled... gone but not forgotten...post your id here or apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio to get in
>>559572505>Biwa
>>559572572its oper danchou... no recruits left
>>559572571
Rice is smol hors
>>559572538Her specifically targetting Lala to ruin her career was really fucked up.
bigwa hugehead
>>559572446horniest uma
>>559572405Cute homeless man
>>559572786She is not homeless. She has sisters and a family.
>>559572632>smol hors>VERY obedientbend
the mob nigumas are raping me to death
>>559572627
Probably won't see this too much but it's nice when it does
>>559572627if she laughs at me like that again I'll rape her on the spot
>>559570247>this image always trigger tmofags
>>559572857>>559572627
>>559572617There will be recruits on the 12th. Issue being they wont have any track records. I guess you could say they’re real TrackBlazers.
>>559572834>Homeless people can't have family or siblings
>>559568628Might have just been my lobbies but my Taiki is doing better than my Falco. I’m only running one front so my Taiki is usually in good enough position, especially if she hits her groundwork. She sometimes overshoots into second though.
>>559573112it is a little bullshit tbqh
Did you know that the major patch overhaul for Unity Cup was announced 3 days before Unity launched, on a Monday? I just found that interesting.
Imagine your trainee in a fit of lust, grabbing your wrists and unleashing all his bestial strength on your weak wrists while kissing you, and you can't do anything but feel your bones cracking and you start sobbing like a bitch
>>559573253It's really fucking funny they gave it to Still, who was mostly forgotten, instead of TMO and Rob Roy. And Still can't fucking sing it to save her life.
>>559573292source: my ass
>>559571939Why would I hate Vodka if she brought the Plat home?
>The guy posting about erauma is gone>>559573342>trainee>hisgay
>>559570247my heroes, and falco
>>559573374>dates of events that happened aren't real
>>559570247My hero, and t*rfers
>>559573253classic triple crown/tiara > made up triple crowns
>>559573292Suzucute
>>559573413>>The guy posting about erauma is goneanother bwo... gone...
>>559569446I have not seen a single Pace cuck win
Had to happen during a bad run
>>559572960
>goldship wants to shave the sides of your head for her birthday >meanwhile spicamanOOOOOOOOH that explains a lot, even though he already has that fuckass side in past in an alternative timeline(cingray)She has a thing for it
>>559573292>patch overhaul for Unity CupWhat changed exactly, did JP have a different Unity at first
wtf admire vega ate her twin sister?
>>559568853Swapped a jobber Taiki for this Taishin who's doing surprisingly good work for C Dirt.
i ate admire vega's pussy and nobody cares
Just came back from a date, why are there so many threads up?
>>559573714wife
rate the fit bwos
How long will S.Maru Support stay relevant for Fronts? I mainly play Pace and Fronts since Pace are usually good when Fronts are bad and vice versa.
>>559573772lookin good
>>559573772nice
Gentil you are also so big.
>>559573812Fronts will never be bad again once Kitasan is outPace will take a long time to be good (El card)
>>559573772fuck im retarded
>>559573603we had a different Unity cup, japs never had buffed NSM during Unity, never had card buffs that early, never had 1st anni skill buffs etc.
>>559573491exactly, sirius should be rudolf. I don't know why the center and right portrait or falco are there either.
holy shit that's my wife
>>559573907one of them truly looks like yakuza musume
do you answer her riddles?
>>559573753>>559573941kek
>>559573970>exactly, sirius should be rudolf.She should be, but blame MANT for already having her on the cover of it
>>559570247Ive seen that vibe before...
>>559573926I thought Fronts are bad in JP right now though. But yeah it seems Fronts are the meta in Global for now so I should get the Summer Hag
>>559573491Consider that no other horse has had a Grand Slam.
>>559573926Nishino is coming out soon thoughbeit
>grand slam vs shitters>barely won at that
>>559574139there is no light behind those hollow empty eyes
more like tm fraudpera o
If you were a trainer, which Uma would you try to recruit?
Umallo
>>559573694devoured her in the womb like the demon she is
larper blog (lie) post [-]
>>559574115>nowIt took 3 years for that to happen, fronts will be good for the majority of the game lifespanThey only start to dwindle when broken ass units and cards are added for them during L'ArcEl + McQueen SSR goldsGentildonna, Chrono, Chevachi, Taiki is always good
>It took my Taiki 11 races to figure out where 3rd and 4th place were after the other 10 were a mix of getting pace promoted despite late start (???), being in 2nd the whole time, then being in 2nd, pacing down to 5th and never moving upI'm in A Round 2, but holy shit, I dealt with some stupid shit in Capricorn, but not like this, I hate it.
>>559574252
>>559573156How are you so sureThere was one free trainer today and he got taken in by Umasumi
>>559574187Sprint/Mile only
Golshi molested and raped me but no one cared
>>559574292If my Falcon late starts she just dies. If she doesn’t she wins or loses to my Taiki from lucky positioning. These races are truly gambles.
>>559574434good
>>559574301evil child
I might be a retardI might just do it
>>559574357New scenario
>>559574213deep impact could've done it too but he shit himself in france instead. point is no one else did it. legend changer or whatever.
Ayabe devouring linchou next....
>>559574492...new scenario that's supposed to kill player count supposedlyit's not boding well
>>559574506>point is no one else did itZenno Rob Roy also did it though
So I'm guessing Tach will be outdated by the time Pacers become good? I already have Fuku and Kita MLB and should have Summer Maru MLB too and 3LB FineMo. So would I be able to skip Tach and perma borrow Light Hello?
>>559574434if it happened to one in a thousand torenas, it would be an incidentsince it happens to every torena, it's just daily life
curren took the kids
>>559573749how big was her clit? I heard that big ears = big clit
>
>>559574241Confusion NPC but if I seriously had to choose from whose available, Kawakami Princess. I want to fuck Riko. I can take a daughter Uma.
>>559573603They fast-forwarded a lot of buffs to skills, cards, reworked guts, added new events, reduced the rate of negative events and getting night owl from rest.So people are thinking they may do another huge balance patch before AWOTT (A Wakening of the Trackblazer). I don't expect them to touch anything about the actual mode but I am willing to be wrong
>>559573573Wasted several turns on failed trainings, has no speed eater.Maybe she works.
>>559574434
>>559574620
>>559574587He got the autumn triple crown but he didn't grand slam.
>>559574620you only have yourself to blame
>>559574653BASED
>>559573491Kawakami Princess should've been a triple tiara but there was some dumb reason she couldn't compete in the oka sho because she was born a few months later than the other horses and technically wasn't old enough or some shit.
>>559574632>the bigger the ears of an umamusume, the stronger their sexual desireposted by Rob Roy btw
I hate that we have 2 days for each Round in the CM. It's such a waste of time
>>559574887wife
>>559574836daewoo scarlet didnt attend yushun himba because she got fever lmfao
>>559574301I think fangs SUCK
>>559574876it should be a one and done thing where you only bring 1 umalike a real G1 race
>>559574693
>>559574876What if you were one of the little people and you needed those extra 20 chances to qualify?
>>559574887Currens…
>>559575026That would never happen to me
>>559575094cute and wholesome
>>559574887I HATE CURREN
>people still debating about legend changer>theyre still missing the point
So when does VBourbon start dominating? All I see are Smarus and Falcos so far
>>559574887I'm not interested anymore
>>559575026I wish I was one of those little people at Akebono's feet during her Ult.
>>559575182these shoes with socks look stupid
I get the feeling she's jobbing so much due to her low stamina....
is this cope its not cope its so fucking bad oh my god bruh
Incredibly honest race
whats up with all the cope art of curren with huge titsshe aint big folks, sorry
>>559575209I'd like to learn how to do a suplex someday
>>559575009>>559574693Gold Ship wouldn't act like this.
did i hear huge tits?
>>559575276A few umas have B End Closer, so it's good to have one like this around as a grandparent.
>>559575317holy thicc
>>559575284pace el condor pasa (fantasy) with pump
Don't mind me, just taking my dog for a walk
We were THIS close to perfection (Ignited Speed Spark and Unity Spark not shown)
>>559574663>They completely nerf race spam right before the scenarioWould be based.
>>559574965sadge. kawakami princess stomped the winner of the oka sho that year too in other races which is why I feel strongly about it. no one cares about double crowns and double tiaras...
>>559575484Kita-chan would allow this
>>559575276anything end-related without a spurt spark is pretty ultra-cope
>>559575542Really?
>The Pasa is running OMG Final Sprint, but it's Pasa, kind of expected it>But this Uraralmao fuck this CM
>>559575331you don't act like yourself when you're drunk
>>559575613yeah
>>559575553>farming spurt when Sweep existslol
Have you ever fallen for a gaslight and got fucked in the CM cause of it
>>559574876you don't have to play more than your qualifying ticket to win
>>559575712I've never thought about CMs
>>559575661Ok
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>559575696>taking a 50-50 agemasen event on a card that's already midI'll accept frontfags using the falco card since it's guaranteed but a downgrade for an agemasen event is just sad
How many chocolates do we get in total? 7? or will it last long enough for 8?
>>559575712No, I gaslight everyone else
>>559573756Yeah, MINE!
I hate fucking Tokai Teio.I seriously hate her.
>>559575842we will never get this...
I've made so much ai porn lately that I think I have a fap rash
>>559574689>Suzu with no RunawayWhat is the point exactly?
559575938no one asked seafag
>>559575938pics?
>>559575771I rather have a 50-50 agemasen than farming like an autistic for a 9* spurt and a pink spark to match, not to mention it needs to be double circle
>>559575947Fuck with non-fronts while not cucking my other 1200 speed fronts out of A&S
>>559575938I miss AI feet anon
>>559573753The usual>>559573907Gentle SexGyaru Sex
>>559568853Shiraoki-sama decided "Hey, remember how you had 45% winrate in Scorpio? Hope you're looking forward to tanking it well below that." I still managed A Round 2, but I honestly don't expect to even reach A Finals for how shit this is turning out. Maybe it's balancing out me luckshitting a plat in Capricorn, so if that's the case, I don't mind losing but can my winrate not look as awful lol
>>559575842her hairband looks like it's made of checkerboard cookie and I want to eat it
>>559575208Next CM for sure>Kitasan releasesUhhh, the medium CM 100%>XOguri at full powerUhhhh
>>559568853nah
Why do I keep running into Hanukkah Caps with gourmand
>>559576196Just run Smaru Vbourbon and Xoguri for medium bro
>>559576183>>559575906
How dominate will XOguri be compared to something like Taiki in mile?
Daring Heart! Another one I rarely if ever see during a Winning Live. Wish it was a better live this one is just lights flashing all the time and mostly harsh colored lights too. Love QueenBeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Wr1sj02L4
>>559576148did you eat the front sluttle gaslight or something
>>559576276
>>559576310spe's masterpiece
>>559576323she's shit
>>559576323undisputed number 1 in 2200m
>>559576378soooooooo truuuueeeeeeeeeee
>>559576323>2400Front Pasa tier in current CM>2200 and belowRed Maru in 2400 Tokyo tier
>>559576332>Another one I rarely if ever see during a Winning LiveIt’s because she’s not playable yet sadly. Been waiting on her, Tact and Bouquet for a long time now
INSANESOVLFULPULL
I only run umas that are PUMPED to be racing in the championship cup
>work harder keen eye slave
>>559576480curren bouquet more like cum bucket
I just have no patience for terrible runs anymore.
>>559576332Hope I luckshit her whenever she gets released. Unfortunately she's not on the "need" list.>>559576480Well I know, but I've seen a bunch of Daring Tact when racing that usually hit top 3, but characters like Blast OnePiece and Daring Heart just don't seem to show up at all. Why I'm kind of shocked I've had both show up high enough to be there.
>1 favorite>6th>4th>8th>9th
Dumb bitch took my -5pow, -1mood into something fucking way worseStupid needle whore
Only got one win with Digitan, but it's cool that she's unable to beat Falco or gets passed by Oguri at the very last second. Cool and canon.
>>559576606s-e-x
Man I can literally not find any porn I want to jerk off to. I really like it when the women gets tricked into sex somehow or groped. Not into actual full blown rape but I like it when the women doesn't consent and gets fucked anyway. Everything like this seems to be wiped from the internet and I've jerked off to any decent content like that that hasn't been wiped off from the internet.I've been jerking it to hentai instead since real content ran out long ago but even the hentai seems like it's gonna run out soon. Feels like it's time to just stop jerking off for good
>>559576479>Red Maru in 2400 Tokyo tierI literally have not seen any footage of Red Maru doing decently in Taurus Cup. I'm not disputing you; I know that the playerbase wasn't equipped to build her correctly back then, but I wish to see how she performs.
>>559576656
>>559576573Why are you using KKK Pasa instead of regular Pasa
>>559576507Falco would say this
>>559576323there's no 100% guaranteed win superbroken uma, XOguri still requires the heals to activate and having 1200 wit is still around 80%. the only reason VBourbon is shilled so much is because she's strong and easy to build
>>559576725Because shes my favorite white supremacist.
>>559576725paizuri
^u^
>>559576725It is more fun, even if I can't make her work.
>total garbage meme no-mile S Falco nearly won and only lost to my own Pasa due to a nigger nature hitting her the entire race with stamina drainHow are people so bad at training dirt umas?
>>559576348I don't even have front runner sparks lol. But this is my team. I felt like they should be competent enough, especially for Round 1 but I'm suffering like I'm already in Round 2. The Pasa is lacking, but I only kept this one because she got Fast Learner with Mile S even though I admit it doesn't really look like that. And I accept I'll lose gambles on her and Oguri, but this Taiki shouldn't be suffering like she does. I actually thought she had too few midrace skills, but now I don't know because she procs 3 abilities and sometimes that THH, and she pushed up into second and promoted pace in at least 6 different races. Like...she's doing things that shouldn't be happening, it's why I even skipped on Mile Maven. I'm just going to take it's a bad day and see what tomorrow brings.
huh
>>559576656teiobro...
>>559576965Don't you love downhill checks
>>559576656Have you heard of shoplyfter
Oh nononono Oguri bros. What happened????
>haha uma raping her trainer so funny let's spam fanart about it>Teiobro likes rape porn? horrible and shameful nice hypocrisy
>>559576656shut up teiobro
>>559577109Raping Uma badUma Raping you goodIt's really simple.
>>559577086I love 6 late 2 pace (both not built for dirt) 1 front rooms in The Front CM
What do you pick Trainer?Do you send your Uma to race in the G1 that has nothing in common with the next CM? Or the G3 that is basically a duplicate?
>>559568853Not one victory in 20 races. Is 1200/500/900/315/1200 with Focus, a white recovery, and five pace golds really that shit? Fuck me........She gets 2nd a lot, as if to add insult to injury. Goddamnit sluttle..........
>>559572217nta but i was looking for a reason to not od this week. ty anon i will try to survive for one more month
>>559577109uma raping ningen = good
>>559576685I was mainly thinking about how goddamn consistent Maru was during Scorpio and imagining how much stronger she'd be with her ult working at full power, but I guess she does have to fight other fronts/pace with inherited redshift this time. I'm still gonna bust my ass building a strong red Maru when Taurus reruns though, now that I know how to build fronts
>>559577226>1.5 accelsyes
>>559577089Yes but the obvious fake stuff doesn't really do it for me anymore. I used to like upskirt/downblouse videos and that lead to sharking, which led to groping/rape. Right now I try to look for drunk women getting groped in clubs since it's the most likely to be real I think.
>>559577109Uma rape is natural
Does anyone know what governs Late Start? Is it just pure RNG? Is it dependent on a wit check? Is it higher for CMs than career races?
>last updoot 2-3 days agoits never been THIS over
>>559568853The ol' reliable night shift got me my A group 2. Hopefully Ulala can get a single win. Maybe if she activated pump at least ONCE. She's had 6th for so many races.
>>559576928post hakurakus
>>559577363It's pure rng, wit doesn't affect it. The only way to reduce it is concentration/focus
>>559577363rng, but always weighted against you
>>559577341what accel would you put on her to improve it? The only relevant one I can think of is Mummy, and that wasn't an option
>>559576546Yeah, mine
>>5595770986 7
>>559577226That stamina looks dire, just get 601 without any heals
>>559577226Is she hitting SFV?If you're losing due to room composition or pushing up to 2nd, then it's out of your control.
How cooked am I if I'm 7/20 on the first round?
>>559577526shut up HOMO
>>559577346
>>559575272
>>559577518I wish I had 600, but her survival rate is 90% (if she gets rushed she dies) and her spurt rate is 98%, so while it's borderline and riskier than I'd like, the issue isn't gassing out.
>>559577098>6 7
>>559577226what's the spurt rate on normal mood
>>559577534Qualified for A?
>>559576035>autism in an insult on making horse girls at a competitive level
>>559577098>Late>PaceOguri needs to run Front
>>559575272This is an example of why open should be A and belowI couldn't imagine something like this competing against me
>>559577673Ye, i've never not gotton into A finals.
>>559577534cooked if you qualified for group A, comfy if you didn't
>>559575272I'm plugging that data into the umalator, one sec
>Out of borrows>No actual dirt legacies>Everyone I'm running and that needs improvement is Dirt G or D (which I can get to B)>Parent farming at this moment is for sweepGODS and I'm not one of themLate Surger Oguri, save my soul
>>559577728You're fucked
>>559575272yeah no shit bwo, that's sprint level stamina
>>559575392>ring light tittiesI can't not see it anymore
>Ring Light
Can someone PLEASE post their high win rate builds for Pasa, Falcon, or Taiki? thnanksbs.
>>559577709Only if you're dumb and work like a retard instead of use/borrow a single card for the same result. Yeah, in this case it's an insult
WhErE
>>559575272Bwo were not on Capricorn
>>559575272Your Stamina is fine, you needed Turf A since this CM is mixed Turf and Dirt, it's why so many people are mutating Umas instead of using Dirt umas
>>559575272What are you even doing with her?
>>559577926She is busy
>>559576965what's rice doing there?
>>559575272You want at least 601 stamina for the speed boost on this track.
>>559577849>those>ring light reflectionslook at THESE
Good.
>>559577975Running like 20 races per career with a shit deck
danchou has been very mean to me today. are there any clubs with a nice danchud?
what does this do?
not a decent first day, considering one of the wins was against one dude who had a C+ Urara and a B+ Hanukkah Oguri. saw some scary S+ umas as well. mixed bag, weird day, way more late surgers than I expected
>>559578003dying
>>559577907This is mine, she only has a 20% winrate though
Screw all you guys that said my greenless, 750 wit Falco would fail to proc GW. She's proc'd it all but maybe 2 races.
>2 golds + 2 whites of carryover into the final straight>gigablocked behind the three frontsI hate this game sometimes.
>>559576183t. oguri
>>559578146Now post her winrate
>>559577907This is my Falco but my Smaru keeps stealing her lead so she has less winrate than her
>>55957766893%. But the survival rate drops to 45% FUCK ME FUCK YOU UMALATOR FOR DEFAULTING TO GREAT MOODFUCK ME FOR BEING RETARDED AND NOT TAKING THAT INTO ACCOUNT I AM A FUCKING RETARD AND SHOULD HAND IN MY TOREINA LICENSEI'm actually upset, I didn't remake this Taiki because I saw "90% survival, 98% spurt and figured it was borderline, but good enough. Now she only has a 25% chance of winning. This was a valuable, albeit extremely embarrassing, lesson.
>>559577482Desu she can get away with just Plancha.Your problem is almost certainly your stamina and lack of consistent mid race skills because with great mood she's still dying 10% of the time so I'm certain it's way more than that without considering deboofers. Also since there are a ton of pace/fronts she really wants mid race skills to actually proc shooting.I personally don't like NSM on pace, but seeing that you didn't luckshit a NSM and/or SFV proc in 20 races, accel probably isn't your biggest problem.
>>559577907She has 35% winrate but that's because my Maru is too strong so she usually takes the lead. Falco always wins when she takes the lead tho
>>559577907I didn't end up running Taiki
Wait wtf. I thought it was dirt 1200m sprint.
>>559576606HOLY HAG SEX AWOOGA
>>559578281who cares nigger, you should still hit A Finals and you'll have Great mood for that. It's not a big deal
>>559577907Lives or dies by getting 3rd/4th
>>559578104
do you believe in the heart of the cards?
>>559578434She's unusable. I wasn't lying when I said she had 0 wins in 20 races. I got four wins out of 20 races, 2 with a Pasa and one with OG City. I'd have better luck running my TT NY Urara, which I'll do tomorrow if I haven't built another, improved Taiki by then.
>>559578252Here >>559577387 I've only put her in 10 races
AIIIIIIIE!
Why are you guys having stamina issues? Just bring Riko and click one or two blue balls on stamina
>>559577251you better
>>559578628>Not only grabs the 4% skill but goes for the gold version>Didn't grab Focus/ConcentrationIf it actually procs but you late start you have a 4% chance of winning
>>559578629Well if you're losing even when she has Great mood it's not the Stamina that's the problem.
>>559578104that's not cheese, oguri. you can't grate that...
>>559578628>2 gamba skills to proc GWDAMN those are some big stones. I'm a gambler but even I am not this degenerate.
Is there any Uma related reason I shouldn't rape my trainee, Ardan?
>>559578702If I had Riko I would bring her. I have a lvl 20 0lb R Riko. >borrow her, niggerI have to borrow Finemo to get enough wit + Speed StarBut I might try borrowing Riko and gambling on RG instead, power's useful on this track because of the hill, so 800-900 wit is probably fine if you're getting 1k+ power.
>>559578628holy based, target in sight is actually not that bad since fronts are usually no. 1 fav cause they're witmaxxing
I have two card slots, which to use?>>559578472Microsoft Vista, my beloved...
>>559578845She makes a stock sound effect of a ceramic mug breaking every time you put your dick in. It's kind of unsettling
>>55957790745% and 35% respectively. Taiki has SFV level 5, Triumphant Pulse, and Groundwork kinda cut off. Falco usually loses to my Taiki, but Falco has late started twice and fucked both races for positioning.
>>559578904Daiwa and Tachyon, Tachyon + Dober if you're a gambler
I don't know how much longer i can go without spark reroll....does sweepy/ mumuplayer work on linux? might just give up
Bye bye
post your current emotion
>>559578904>I have two card slots, which to use?ON WHO"hey niggies I have a question which has 30 variables; here's the one and second: slots available and cards I can use"I dunno dober dictus if you want stats on other stuff that isn't wit, daiwa otherwise
I haven't seen Maru-chan in like 5 runs and I feel like I've been cursed because of it. Why are you not in wit, Yanko. Why do you hate me.
>>559578845the rest of the mejiros will rape you back, especially ryan
>>559577251If you're planning on killing yourself why not sell your car or some shit you have, go to Thailand for as long as you can afford and kill yourself with an "accidental" drug overdose. At least that way the people that collect your corpse would think you were a cool party guy not a suicidal loser
>>559578904Dictus and Dober, training effectiveness is the name of the game for Aoharu
>>559579006If it's not added this scenario, I may actually lose my shit. I genuinely don't Uma with A in two run styles because of it anymore
>>559579064Palmer is a nice girl, she wouldn't
>>559579097This poster lives in Thailand and will look forward to looting your corpse
>>559578768He probably ran like 5 races where she didn't die today.All he has to do is get like 100-150 more stamina and some more mid race skills.
>>559579097Rice wouldn't say any of this
>>559579047>>559578989Figured as much, but I wanted to ask for the hell of it, hoping for something different than what I usually use.>>559579118I had the idea to do exactly this at first, wasn't sure tho.
>>559578146>>559578968What the hell? Dodging Danger actually works as a Groundwork activator?
>>559579120>I genuinely don't Uma with A in two run styles because of it anymoreWhat umas have A in only one style? I think all of them have at least two...........
>>559577226Needs mid race speed skills to keep up.NSM is not mid race and is unreliable so you can skip it, Mile Maven is eh so you can also skip it, Speed Star is good, it is most useful when you're already in a good position and even better if you overtake and get into 4th entering late race , guts is alright so no need to take guts green skill. You're probably hitting skills to beat other paces and the losing fronts, and losing to the winning front, a proper pace or a lucky late/endAim for a fast learner run with good trainings if you can, unity trainings are surely giving you some style/distance speed skill hints, you will be fine without S aptitudes and 900-1000 wit, get more stam, even just one or two stam trainings can make all the diference, use an unity burst if you need evenAim for secret event if you can fit 4* med sparks into your parents but you can probably drop it midrun if the trainings in the race turns are cracked.Mummy accel is good
>>559579205Yeah it's meant to activate in the beginning spurt, so it's an easy groundwork activator.
>>559579205The early race is a really long period, why wouldn't it?
>>559579064Ryan blushes like a tomato from the thought of holding hands with (You), fake and gay post
I don't know if it's the CM or what but my stomach hurts so fucking bad, cramping up like its twisted in knots or some shit. Feels like I'm in labor with and about to birth an Oguri Cap sized shit but I haven't eaten much in the past few days. I don't want to die on the toilet while playing Umamusume on my phone.
>>559579205Any skill that procs in the early race counts for groundwork.
Are you guys enjoying cm?
>>559579252>>559579270I figured that delayed acceleration puts you at a huge disadvantage>>559579340I understand that. I figured that you can't win if you're using Dodging Danger as an activator
>>559579120That's how you parent farm, unless you really need a certain unique. I look for the Uma with the least random A aptitudes that I don't need and do parent runs with her. Affinity maxxing be damned.
>>559579275why is she so angry
okay
>>559579226I mean like Grass Wonder having both Late and Pace. Shit drives me nuts
>>559577907As long as she's in the top 5 at the start, then everything will proc and away she goes. If she isn't then Mile Maven doesn't work and she has real problems getting to 3rd or 4th on the corner.I'm currently trying to get a Taiki with Groundwork because it's so important for her to get into that top 5.
>>559579392Considering I did like 10 ace runs for the entire thing yeah.
>>559579403 I don't actually know what that skill does. I just make sure to buy 3 skills that say "early race" in the description if I don't have enough greens.
>>559579205Restart also works if it procs.
>>559577226>>559578281Why did your guts drop from 400 to 315?
>ace gets bad mood 4 races in a row>lose all of them by less than 3 l>get normal once>winFuck you game rigged bullshit
>>559579041I havent even trained an ace since January. Im just waiting for Trackblazing
>>559579226>What umas have A in only one style? I think all of them have at least two...........There's quite a lot.
When the umas get slow metabolism they should change their model to have the bloated belly one like in the anime so they look pregnant haha
>>559579041
How the fuck is anyone still struggling, are people genuinely retarded and don't know how to build.
>>559579879struggling implies suffering
>>559579405Hey I'm pretty good at looping. See: >>559575501I just have 1200 careers and I'm getting tired of not getting 3 star blues or pinks.
Evens I quit danchou next monthOdds I quit the entire game next monthDubs I kill myself
lol this oshi cuck got downvoted hard XD
>>559579864>:>
>>559579980Everyone can see he's full of shit
I love my little freak Digitan!
Now this is the most soulful race I've had so far this CM
>>559579946Well I see suffering when people are crying about their results and it's fucking round 1 how is ANYONE that has played the game for a while coping with a sub 70% win rate.
>>559578845Because she'll always give you consent, therefore you CANNOT rape her
>grind out autistic front with ttl groundwork highlander all the good shit >lose to this
>>559579980Did he roll without sparking?
>>559579879Casuals already dropped the gamePaypigs and sweaty players are the only ones playing seriously
>>559580051I am an ugly fat bald smelly SEA bastard she will not give consent.
Sometimes I get tempted to buy carats but I refuse to spend like 70 bucks on 30 rolls and the first time deals never reset so I just don't spend money on this game.
>>559580065triumphant pulse is the stupidest shitty shit shit
ebayan status?
Taiki why are you front-running? slow down girl.
>>559580072he didn't roll for anything. The thread was started by some other faggot that spent 10k on FineMo and got nothing
>>559580113Selector tickets during anniversary sales. 210 pulls worth of value for less than $30.
>>559579980>completely sensible thing to say>-51talk about a hivemind holy fuck
>>559580165Pregnant with my child
>>559580094She will always consent as long as you support her dreams and lead to her victory.Them's the rules
>>559580213impregnating a male...
>>559580209it's not sensible to be a total retard. You're not getting "what you want, when you want" you're getting nice nature copies
>>559580194Oh I know, I just think their pricing for carats is retarded.
>>559580295>he doesnt fuck stallions
>>559580194Were the vouchers bundled with free or paid?
the covers for the CinGray manga are so fuarking cool, I hope it gets licensed here in my third world shithole one day
>>559580295Grass Wonder...
>>559580209Just like when this place mentions discord
Front Pasa works okay, Taiki is Taiki, Digitan sweeps if she gets on the outside.
>>559579981
>One more week until we see Kita-san and XOguri everywhere
>>559580504My Digitan is retarded, even if she starts on the outside she always tries to go on the inside and gets boxed in like a retard. My Taiki is hard carrying me right now.
>>559579879Idk I made group A just using my team trial umas
>>559580594>XOguri in longdumb Currenposter
Moomoo is seething about Fronts...
>>559580681Whowho?
>>559580041secretariat genes shining through
>>559580617Same here, and when she stays in the right place to lose to my Oguri. I'm trying to train a better version of her to see if anything changes.
>>559580654>he doesn't knowI hope you rolled for XOguri...
>>559580654the uma who has to run three blues isn't good in longs?
>>559580654based retardbro
>>559580654She can be a really good endcloser
>>559580402>ass Wonder...her ass is a wonder...
>>559580730One of the 3 good Umatubers
>>559580763Yes because everyone else just needs to run maestro
>>559580654>He doesn't know
>>559580681>shitter who says he barely plays the game and only has 1 plat to his name doesn't like the run style that requires effort to build competentlyhmmm
>>559580821I will take your word for it
Thoughts on this uma? Is it CM ready?
>>559580849But enough about seriru
>>559580827If you're running 1200 stamina 800 guts maybe
>>559579097
>>5595808087 end sparks to get a worse Golshiwow....
>>559579097Rice would think and say this to her trainer
>>559580918Very impressive A*****Let's see the skills
>>559580951I have a Cafe that requires fewer if I need a slightly worse Golshi.
With 1200 and 2 golds, wouldnt you just die if one of your golds fails to proc? Isn’t it just safer to get the 3rd?
>>559580335Similar feeling here. I have the money, but the value is just so horrendously bad that I can't justify it to myself.
>NOOOOOO VF IS BETTER I LOVE MY TRANNY SEAFAG I HATE ACTUAL JAPANESE REEEEEgo have a schizo melty in jp
>>559581034
>>559567939How do you guys motivate yourselves into cleaning up the TP. Im just exhausted
>>559581106i like playing the game
>>559580940>I...Not my Raisu
>>559580735
>>559581106I'm just running random umas that might make good grandparents. Really in a holding pattern until MANT comes out
angry
>>559581106hehe...
>>559580681>Moomoo is seething about FrontsOkay seriously how the fuck are people complaining about Fronts? I have seen Front's 3 times this CM, two Valentine Mihono Bourbons and an S. Maru, and they all lost badly to every Taiki, Digitan and Pasa in use. Am I just blind or something?
>>559580654>he doesn't know
>>559581083You only need 1 gold to activate. 2 golds is for insurance.
>>559581134
>>559581106I simply don't
>>559581106I do like 3 runs a day on average, there's no way I could do enough runs to use all of my TP in a day without severe burnout.
>>559581141I’m torn between 200cm tall secretariat and 130 cm tall secretariat. Of course, the 110 cm bust is nonnegotiable in both cases.
>>559581106I'm not emptying it heck I'm not even finishing careers. I'm waiting for this before actually playing
>>559581104Yeah, you should make Group A Finals minimum with that Taiki. I won't say a guaranteed win because anything can happen in the lobbies but it's highly likely you'll win.Nice work.
>>559581106with a little bit of magic :^)
>>559581230UnityLORD
>>559581216>he got lucky in his lobbiesWait till after the qualifying round. You’ll see the fronts.
>>559581106I was about to clean up TP after exhausting my borrows but that giga bitch Biko pissed me off today. Camped on Guts every single run, in one run she did not land on Speed a single time, and refused to do any Unity training.
>>559581104Don't be in my finals please
>>559580213
>>559581230cute fluke bro
>>559581106Here's the secret: you don't
>>559581106pls redeem sweeper, do the needful ma'am
>Terrible S A+ A+ team using Umas from weeks ago>Still got into A group on the first matchThis CM is either busted/easy or I got insanely lucky, this is more luck than I had last CM. Falcon wasn't even by winner, Pasa was.
>>559581230As you can see, both Oguris here are pace
>>559581106I quit out of bad runs early
>>559581296I hear this every CM, the only CM where I actually saw viable Fronts that weren't cope was the CM directly after Summer Maru. I absolutely refuse to see Fronts as anything other than dolphin copers that refuse to pull on anything aside from what big shitubers say is "totally for realz meta and you'll never be able to win another CM forever if you don't get it". Didn't happen after Seuin Sky, didn't happen after S. Maru and I beat 2 C. Oguri's with a regular fatass last CM.
So the huge 1/2 anni balance patch was announced one week before unity cup, and so far theres no announcement yet of any further balance changes, a few days before mant.
>>559581263making Big Red actually big seems fitting but I can't deny the appeal of Digitan with a GINORMOUS rack
>>559581510do you just play cms with your eyes closed or some shit
My favorite umas ended up being the off rates that spooked me while pulling for "must pulls". However I wonder how long this streak will keep up, like if I get spooked by an uma no one gives a shit about in the future will I end up liking her or will I just never touch her?
>>559581597Good, we don't need giga buffed Suzuka evo
Autoplay MondayBiko rerun Monday
XOguri nerf patch SOON
15/20 day 1, way better than i did in any cm before even though i gave up and stopped trying to optimize umasstill lost a few times though so if i really want to win i think i would have to grindmidrace gamba oguri is giga inconsistent, might change her to a late instead
>>559581597it wasn't 1 week before unity cup it was 1 week before half anni, get your shit straight. Cygames pushed 11/11 to cull smaru dominance, as she was the most dominant uma until xoguri, and they made some major mistakes. Not least of all being the NSM buff. I think from now on cygames will be more conservative and less communicative with their balance changes
>>559581216>didn't see a single FalcoIf you playing Open League just say so
>>55958151020/20 today.
>>559581620No, in every single one of my CM's it's always full of Lates and Pace Chasers. I have legitimately never been in a CM where it was Front dominated, nor did I ever get sweeped by Fronts. Who knows maybe I'm just the luckiest person imaginable. Even my Sprint CM matches where dominated by Curren's and King Halo's since all the Bakushins died or got passed in the end. I won that CM with a King Halo somehow even though I thought it would have been Curren. I don't know man, I honestly don't know.
>>559581734>Cygames pushed 11/11 to cull smaru dominanceThat's speculation. For all we know, they could've pushed it to enable other QoL changes.
>>559581620NTA but I see fronts win just never in my lobbies. I assume this just means most of the playerbase is dogshit.
>>559581216>Sample size of 20 races>>559581510>I absolutely refuse to see Fronts as anything other than dolphin copersyou type so much without understanding
>>559581826>no fronts in lobbies>no fronts winningrealize anything? a lot of people dont have falco/s maru
post boysthen post even more boys source someone goes "THEY ARENT BOYS YOU FAGGOT"
>>559581758Didn't see a single Falco at all>>559581787Am I genuinely just playing in another reality or something??? Where are all of these in my matches?
fronts are an MLM scheme
>>559581947SEX WITH BOKUMANKOS
>>559581658Some people were hyping up evolved skills, I thought they benefitted everybody but it was really just a few ones
I haven't won a single damn race.
>>559581954>Didn't see a single Falco at allYou know what, I'm greatly interested in the time window you queued
12 fucking turns without a single rainbow on speed...What the fuck is this bullshit
I could cope in the last CM that it was "le RNG XD", at leastI have no excuse this time, and I might actually quit
>>559581881I have one more race, but my main headache is in every CM I've been in I only ever get Pace and Lates, I have never been in a CM in my entire time of playing where I've seen a lot of Fronts yet apparently everyone is using Fronts. I don't get it, is my luck just that good that I don't have to ever deal with them or something?
>>559581947
So what XOguri skills do I want next CM?
>>559581947Based
I hate pace pasaI wish I had smaru
>Nice Neicha killing stamlets so that Maru still gets 2ndKino
>>559582001I like that it specializes some umas into certain distance/style/tracks, mirroring their real life career. At least it makes them usable somewhere instead of being complete meh everywhere
>>559582159>debufferWhat a lame nigger.
>>559582159Piece of shit
I'm dueling a lot this CM for some reason
I fear for Round 2
>>559582074You provide a third of the racists>>559582131She doesn't help that much unless you have the parents to hit mile S + groundwork because dear God, power Falco can be such a bitch to use>Event chain doesn't wrap up>Gives you worthless hints>Power card>Even if you do everything right you just instalose to someone's obuhi cap with distance S+two speed greens
Mutating NN for dirt is called oshigaming bwos
>>559582121Remember how people were gambling for carryover in Sagittarius?Like that, except you don't get 777 as a safety net. Also, there's a MANT skill that gives you recovery in the 2nd half of the race.
>>559582159My Nice Nature with 1100 speed and C dirt somehow managed to get third place in one of my lobbies. I’m not sure what finals will look like.
>>559582121No great options. Be yourself.
>>559582159Double nigger
>>559581947I'd marry a boy, sadly umas are not real
>>559582037When I got home so like I'd say 5 hours ago
>>559582368When he was a young boy
>>559582037nta but like two hours ago I ran into few Falcos and plenty of late surgers. but i chalk that up to being the first day, there were plenty of sprint and overstamined umas in there as well
>>559582159Most soulless team posted yet
I'm done making aces for this CMThere's no point making parents or aces until MANTB dropsWhat the fuck do I do?
>>559582457Update your TT umas
>>559582457You know what to do.
>>559580378It's simply kino after kino
>>559582236
>>559582457Make grandparents, get all the white sparks
Does Sweepy use your chocolates
>>559582519I'm on this chart
I love you uma
>>559582457make danchud proud
>>559582457unity parents are still usable in mant. Make some for the future cm.
>>559582402Down in the Mississippi
>>559582247I only want smaru so I can team her up with Falco and entirely block pasa from ever getting her ultMy only 2 losses were to pace pasas somehow being at 2nd late-race
>>559579205>>559579403You are right that you want to activate GW right at the start of the race, its just like how you want to activate your other accels right at the start of the Late race phase. Productive Plan can activate GW too, but if that happens GW will activate pretty late, so you will get little value out of it. However Dodging Danger activates early enough to still be good, just like how even though Plancha doesnt activate as early as Angling, it still activates early enough to be good in this CM.As you can see in >>559578146's picture, GW activated just a second or two after the race started (You can tell because its listed above Focus. When skills activate at the exact same time, they are listed in the order that they appear on the skill page of the stat screen, so if GW and focus had activated at the same time GW would have been listed below Focus like it is with DD)Blocked side continue time>=1 should activate relatively consistently within the first 1-3 seconds of the race because its always crowded at the start (although Ive never fucking tested it myself to make sure lol). Its obviously not as good as activating at 0 seconds like with greens, Focus and TtL, but its still pretty fucking good.
i hate that taiki loses when she gets lucky pacesame reason i couldnt run her last cm
>>559582368This this this. I'd even marry a Fuji or a Shakur.>>559582620Cuuuuuuuuute
(you)uuuuuuuuuuuu (you)madachi(you)uuuuuuuu (you)mapyoi (you)mapyoi
explain what it means to lock in when the entire game is about watching a russian nesting doll of rng???Only way you could lock in is if you're using all that unused TP anon...
>>559582602Which one are you?
has anyone noticed nsm deciding lobbies? i didnt turn on opponents skills so im not sure, i only noticed one late who won who had it
>>559582946Lock In really only exist when you're training honses with 1st place goal. I still remember the first time I got a Laisu onsen and failed horribly
>>559582946When you "lock in" with a slots machine of a princess trainer, your brain is trying harder to predict future outcomes.
>>559582828my taiki has won three times as lucky pace you just need to hit vittoria
I hate Tazuna’s voice
>>559582828Run a single strong front along with her it won't hurt you
>>559582998>Entire movie is a complete (libtard) clusterfuck>The only thing people ever remembered is that singular scene from the trailerModern film maker are hilariously inadept It's amazing.
After fiddling around with umalator, I have determined stat thresholds to be a gaslight.Assuming umalator is VAGUELY accurate admittedly big ask, the claim that "each 300 raises speed by 5% (or 2.5% when split scaling) is deceptive.We all think in terms of Distance S giving 5% speed, but the distance multiplier applies after diminishing returns, while as far as I can tell, stat threshold applies before diminishing returns.So for this CM you've got 901+ speed for 3 stacks, 301+ for a 4th, and the debate is getting 601+ for the 5th stack, well, here's what it actually looks like>600->1200 x 1.1 = 1320>x 500 and sqrt = 812 true speed, with mile S, 853>601+>1200 x 1.125 = 1350>x 500 and sqrt = 821 true speed, with mile S, 862you would think 2.5% is half of 5%, that reaching 601 stam would be half of mile S, but in practice the boost from 601 stam is only a 1.1% boost to your speed, while mile S is a true 5% boost. I mean sure, it IS a game of inches, but you can see plain and clear, breaking 601 gains you 30 speed stat, so if you push for 601 stam but you can't break 1170 speed you're kinda mixing your priorities.It's not nothing. With AxS and Plancha, the 601 stam threshhold is worth exactly as much as 1 proc of straightaway adept,Just try to be aware of how many turns you're spending overstamming to hit 601/577/625 or whatever, instead of racing for more SP or capping speed or whatever.
>>559582998The red line
>>559583042sometimes getting the distance spark means i overthink and mess it up
Worth running in MANT for concentration? Is the 5RB Mac also worth it for cooldown? I have Creek.
>>559582883Taishin would make for a good wife too desu
>>559583135Explain yourself.
davido kun... you're supposed to bring up their dirt aptitude...
>>559583182no and no, creek already has 5rb base
>>559583109dawg 30 speed is basically nothing thats less than 1 green skilland yeah after today's runs im pretty sure you only need 500 stam to spurt on time. hoguri can probably get away with like 300
>>559583205True
https://poal.me/xuhtu3https://poal.me/xuhtu3https://poal.me/xuhtu3
>>559583209my flight got cancelled and I was busy with trying to rebook and refunding. I still didn't do a career today either
>>559582946it means to turn off your podcast or whatever it was you were listening too while you were just mindlessly speeding through your runs waiting to get good RNG and to start putting a bit more thought into what trainings you want to take.
>>559583293FAT FUCK
>>559583337no it means doing your runs as fast as possible and spending tp pots so you can roll the slot machine more times
>>559583336Catch this flight.
>>559583334One of those options is going to skew your results slightly
>>559583378The cutest of (thin) fat fucks!
>>559583334i have a club sweepy for insurance if rank is borderline
>>559583412
I'm F2P and have very little umas, and some good support cards but none mlb. I'm thinking about pulling on fine motion's banner until I get her at least once, as I have almost enough to guarantee her, but I was thinking about pulling on the kitasan black (uma) banner because I'm tired of playing the same characters over and over again (though yesterday I did get mejiro ardan on my free pull). Should I focus on support cards or try to get a new uma first?
>>559583429
>>559583293Using Chevy to practice my bench pressWarming Chevy's hands with kissesLetting Chevy use my body as a body pillowChevy!
>>559583495I need fuku to do that to me
>>559583561Can you post your support cards?
>>559583561Show your cards
>>559583561get finemothere won't be good card banners worth rolling on for monthskita you get 50 free rolls so you might get some new umas idk
It's funny how we're slow again during the time a vtumor concert is happening, again
>>559583419My child will vote for that option and another honest one
>>559583703Golshi sang and dance with them so they get a pass
>>559583205
>>559583569>An anon as based as myselfFinally...
>>559583703I can't even watch it because they swapped to something that forces a very high bitrate/resolution stream so it stutters, not that I would really watch them because the gambling addiction took over.
I am going to steal Cheval’s hat
>>559583703>VTuber hyper autism happens>The vtuber board goes ape shit and causes the entire website to crash down, making it unusable due to slow captcha>Vtuber concert happens>/uma/ is nearly completely shit posting free, zero "JP REEE" autism eitherReally makes one think, doesn't it? Sure would explain why this shit happens less in EU times.
>>559583805Nice tits. Too bad she’s ugly
>>559582542
>>559583781Some of them sounds fine. The english branch's singing is kind of bad though.>>559583812My friend's streaming it for me so I'm watching it for free and a good bitrate
>>559583885>less in EU timesAre you Finnish
>>559583812>no Shion>no KanataI won't bother looking for restreams. I'll download it later.
>>559582129why does he have a sideways jewish plus sign instead of a t on his face?
>>559583703You jape, you snide, but the fanbase here isn't that much better. Every time a new uma premieres, the barrage of "for (You)???? SHE'S SOOOOOO FOR (YOU) BWOOOOOO" posts is pretty much the same as your regular /vt/ anon....nah who am I kidding nothing beats those schizos
>FRONTS ARE THE META>THAT'S WHAT CM ROOMS ARE SHOWING>it's all paces and lates again in real rooms making the front ponzi scheme crumble and weaker
>>559583659>>559583663I was hoping... It didn't have to come to this...>>559583678Oh right, I forgot about the free 50. I would be content with just tannhauser honestly
>>559583109I dived into the mechanics docs. There's many phases of calculations. The track bonus applies directly to your stats => +5%Mile S applies to increased speed portion => +5%, which equates to +10.25% increase in stats
>>559583959>The english branch is shit and free of talentShocking stuff>>559583995Do I sound finnish :D?
>>559583703It's always slow around these hours tourist bwo
>>559583885Funny thing is this happened 7 hours earlier too. We were so oddly slow that time so it isn't a coincidence anymore
>>559584057Anon... why are your free cards not MLB'd...?
>2>3>4>3I am NOT having a good time right now
did goldshi have EBIC lore or drama like the rest of the gold clan or did she just have a wacky comedy feel good career where nothing bad happened
>>559584057We joke a lot about being bricked in this general.I think you might be unironically bricked.
>>559584087>so it isn't a coincidence anymoreIt's never been a coincedence period, people point shit like SEA, Israel, India and such out for a reason, not only cuz "HAHA LE JUICE ITS FUNNY", certain regions are very much known to be the scum of the earth.
>>559584057>3LB SSR MarvelousBeing a F2P isn't an excuse. You bricked yourself
Large chest.
The darkest, richest of brown hoursYou can really smell the stench
>>559584168overcame drug addiction
>>559583682>>559583682>>559583682
>>559584168other than the yen incident i think he was a chill guy for horse standards, bad temper sometimes but extremely smart
>>559584057Sparking Fine Motion would do nothing for you unless you get super lucky (6.5% chance to MLB or 12% chance to 3LB) so just roll Kita so you can at least have fun and do some new careers
>>559583805I can go on foreverTie Chevy's hair into different feminine stylesTell her how everything looks cute on her!Cuddle Chevy to sleep while watching romcom!Slip a ring on her finger while she's asleepWatch her look flustered and not being capable of stringing coherent sentences the day after!Chevy!
>>559583885I'm one of the JP REEEE anons i've just been busy making this TL;DR post >>559583109 and now i'm busy watching a movie with friends in discord and doing a playthrough.Death to stegofag. Death to Donnafag and Fusufag. Death to Almondfags. Death to Transcendfags.There is that enough antijptism for you? Did I miss any major hives of non-global non-anime waifufags?
>>559583561Do you care about winning CMs?If not then support cards are not that important. You can clear Career mode with MLB R cards and a borrowed meta MLB SSR once you know what youre doing. Pull on uma banners to unlock more umas, in order to see their stories.If you DO care about wining CM PvP then its all about the supports. You need good cards to win. A meta uma is nice, but if you dont have the cards to make them strong then you might as well just be using Haru Urara.>I'm thinking about pulling on fine motion's banner until I get her at least onceCards at 0LB really arent that good, even meta SSRs like FM. MLB SR cards are better. Also never pull on a banner unless you are gonna do it at least 200 times for the free pity card. If you dont have any copies of the card already I wouldn't recomend pulling on its banner any less than 400 times. If you want FM, its better to save and wait for the FM/Maru banner and pull on that 400 times instead.
>>559584086I did say "again". Apparently it's a 3 concert thing and my friend bought the ticket for all 3 so I know the times it's happening.
>>559584168her toreina turned bald
>>559584243Sorry that was a fart, I ate a can of beans earlier
>>559584086>It's always slow around these hours tourist bwoNo nigger, there's a stream with 1900 vtuber watchers in it
>>559583109Yeah people have always been overvaluing the secret stat bonuses.600 stam isnt too much higher than the stam you need to survive anyway, so its worth getting. However its not a big deal if you dont. This is probably why Witgod never talks about it. Other things are more important.
>>559582159Based on the replies to this post I'm going to build a neicha.
Who's the best fanrun uma if I don't have SMaru?
>>559585328Rudolf
>>559585328Oguri
>>559584168I mean his irl friend (grass wonder) died pretty recently and he was seen being pretty bummed about that
>>559579850I counted 25, 10-15 of which aren't global yet. Maruzensky, Bourbon, Curren, Bakushin, Halo, and Teio are the major ones in global that only have one A style.
