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yanko umanko
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
You guys are fucking lovely, except for the obvious SEA/VTards
>>559584352The line between /uma/tards and the unwanted are blurring and my sense of fatigue is growing
I want to lick Tama's abs
>>559584367>Tell her how everything looks cute on her!>Cuddle Chevy to sleep while watching romcom!Based based based based>Watch her look flustered and not being capable of stringing coherent sentencesThis except every hour cuz I randomly call her cute>559584372Didn't ask, you don't play the game normalfag.
>>559584484Staring cause she’s so ugly
>>559584352Don't talk to falco posters like that
>sees perfectly cute girl>calls her uglyare you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nakZwNjq3Gs
>>559584352I'm white
>>559584484
>Finally got a good run going>Finally get 858 for once in like 15 runs>But Almond Eye and Fine Motion never started their chains, so never finished their chains.Just.>>559584624Voltage is such a good song.
>>559584352You are also lovely.
>>559584670Glad to hear there is aryan white here too saarYou like NTR?
>>559584484I can't use the cute card all the time, i would probably hang around spoiling her though. Eventually Chevy will cave in and tempt the idea of gifting you something or leave you a cute message (she's not ready for face to face yet)
I wish we had more /vt/fags and less jpniggers.
>>559584784Just Curren And Doto
>>559584352We love SEAcuties here
>>559584484I didn't mention chevalfags, what are you getting your panties in a twist over? Your waifu's at least in an anime as a semi-main character idgaf about you.I do think chevalfag's tendency to call her a boy is pretty retarded and actually homosexual but whatever, not my waifu so none of my concern.
Know your place pace shitters
>>559584889>1:35
/v/anon here. I thought /uma/ was godlike at the game? What happened?
Shinko Windy bit my dick off again :(
>Didn't engage the point about about him not playing the gamenoooooooooooooticing>>559584808>the cute card all the timeI'd do it till she gets used to it, then trip her up by saying "I love you" while we aren't even talking, or she is focused on me, completely randomly while we're chilling on the couch or something.>would probably hang around spoiling her thoughThat's a given, it's another way of making her blush and look cute.>>559584939Times are semi-random and not even remotely accurate to what actually happens in the game.
>>559584889post carrot or rather, both fronts>>559584940I actually managed to beat a local whale's ghost which goes to show how randomness benefits everyone
>>559584992I am playing right now stupid nigger
>>559584940Stop stirring shit Falcobro
>>559584940Don't out my club member like thatWe're a casual club
>Stolen valor AND racismCan't believe the nerves of this motherfucker...
>>559584818
>90s post differencesHe's suddenly going crazy. Must have been accidentally hurt or accidentally called out by one of the post at the end of the previous bread. Maybe I'll play vidya or something TP is empty anyway.
>>559584149>>559584198>>559584217It's over
>>559584940eri bwos...
This is not looking good bros. Which should I go for and what Uma should I try create to shoehorn in as my 3rd runner?
I think artists should draw uma versions of these silly horse closeup photos
>>559584992The love you card is for when you are about to go and say goodbye, you will leave her on her own having to mull over the words while you are away. My personal strategy would be taking cute photos together on her phone so she gets embarrassed when she randomly checks her pics
>>559585319Late gambler with Keen Eye + whatever accel to gamble with
Oh, we're starting the erp phase of uma?Very cool
>>559585319>lvl 2 uniqueanon...
>>559585398>starting>implying
>>559585398I was promised the Dotoposter 2000 years ago
ERPing with Dantsu…
>>559585346>when you are about to go and say goodbyeWay too fucking predictable, so I have to disagree.>you will leave her on her own having to mull over the wordsCuz I wanna see the cute reactions, dumbo.>when she randomly checks her picsNnnnnnot a terrible idea, especially as she won't delete them.
>>559585474unique levels dont do shit outside of TT lol. much better to always take extra skill points if possible
spechud parent runs are so comfy, she has so many fat fuck events as long as you don't make her go all out you barely need to rest
Just woke up we're ERPing now? Let me shower first.
>>559585557You just killed me boner, no need for it anymore.
>Two waifufags talking about how they would make their waifu the most happy>/v/trannies read that as "THEY MUST BE DOING EROTIC ROLEPLAY"
>>559585557Don’t wash.
>>559585557No I prefer you dirty
>>559585557JPniggers at its finest
What a funny lineup
>>559585512Seeing this uma makes me unreasonably angry. I want to turn into a bull in a China shop and stomp her, kick her, and gore her
>>559585675You don't even play the game
Digitan LOVE
>>559585708This but stay gold
>>559585601hardly a difference.nice scapegoating btw. seamless.
>>559585708You have alerted the CCP
>JPnigger is so retarded that the "game" for him is UmamusumeJP and not Umamusume GlobalHilarious.
>>559585686Whoops
>>559585512I'm very corny romance wise! The reactions are for when Chevy pouts and throws some glares for being such a bully to her. Thankfully some pats to her head and whispers abouy how much she matters is enough to revert her back
>>559585796MKF
this bread sucks
Hey Mambros, just got back from a concert in Japan. What are you retards up to?
20 minutes until the G2 Hochi Hai Fillies' Revue startshttps://kick.com/b01doghos (it's currently Hong Kong races)
why is this guy trying to crash Cheva stocks?
>>559585708this but reddit tachyon and reddit gold
>>559585398The Grass Wonder ERP was promised to me 3000 years ago
yupgonna be another 10% winrate CM
>>559585901ALL IN ON FUNNY BUNNY
>>559585796Aruvu repeatedly getting beat by a Love is funny. I hope she releases soon, but not that soon I still need to save up again after Ai.
>>559584021that's ト (to) as in torena
>>559585902common idolfag cuckbrain defense tactic. stan a character and become absolutely insufferable so people associate your undesirability with the character. That way she has less fans IE less other men to share her with.
>>559585860Laisu likes bread, though.
I want to be forced to lick Sweep Tosho's feet because she thinks it's some ritual to instill subservience in her familiar.
>>559585792What’s that? Post more JP umas? Well sure!
>>559585949I wish to take Air Groove's place and spoil Aruvu fucking rotten. I want to take her to a park and push her on a swing so she can finally experience it. I want to dote on her until she actually starts asking for things. I want to make Aruvu happy.
>>559584818Actually, a Teiobro made a funny discovery some hours ago. During the hololive festival stream, the thread was really slow, as soon as it ended (he posted it ended) posts started popping up a lot, or pooping up you may say with the quality of these posts.It should happen today as well in a few hours.
>>559585902he got bored of stego so he moved on to his next hyperfixation
>All these jealous JPfags that can't handle the average waifu posterHeh...>>559585841>throws some glares for being such a bully to herThe main target should always be pic related, otherwise there isn't much point to gentle bullying/teasing.>is enough to revert her backThis brings us back to the "I love you, You're cute" routine, making thins even simpler. Of course this will only work for so long, but we already talked about that.
>>559586070That makes her an excellent bread critic!
JP uma such as Narita Top Road
>>559584818/vt/fags are the source of shitposters thoughevertheir board also died after ホロchads created their own 4chan
>>559586251A king shouldn’t behave like this
>>559586070Not this one.
>>559586251>modded clientdishonest gameplay>stolen clip from YTdisgusting
Laisu likes giving head
I want Halo himself in game at some point. Just put another fucking psychopath in the game.
Reminder that the "ree jpfags" schizo doesn't play the game and actually thought Bamboo Memory is jp
>>559586302globalbab, jp has 60fps concerts...
>>559586383That song isn't wide screen.
My oshis? Why, yes, they are Taiki Shuttle, Smart Falcon and El Condor Pasa (forma de front)
>>559586262>ホロchadsI remember when I was in the virtual youtubers thread on /jp/ before hololive existed, then the hololive thread split happened, very comfy threads, then the global split happened from hololive, making the holoJP threads very very comfy, and then browns started making the holoJP annoying by posting global umas, wait I mean, holos. Wait do they behave the same way no matter where they go?
>>559586349They think all type of global uma are JP only its hilarious how little they play the game or consume english uma media period
after rapingcunt is gapingI'm escaping
>>559585901>it's currently Hong Kong races)It says it's offline for me...
How poor of a poorfag is Tamamo?
>>559586396why is the order wrong, I can't see Natie as Pat, she should be Brian Bell (she's definitely the Rivers of the team but Dictus has glasses so...)
>>559586520She clips her coins.
>>559444943 >>559465351>>559465542 >>559472687
>>559586520she gives all of her food to her siblings and the family re-uses all clothes so she wears his dads shirts
>>559586460Great times of om3tcw rickroll posts. I miss them.
>>559586542Urara's boobies...
>>559586520She’s so poor that her dad kept her sister pregnant so they’d have milk in the house
>>559586592Lewd
>>559586520She uses R Kitasan Black on her deck and it's not even maxed out.
>>559586216I'll probably let myself get a little carried away with myself, so Chevy can pester me about all the stuff I've been doing wrong, enough to bait her to admit certain emotions that she wouldn't say in a direct manner, just like bringing up other women when she's around but she might actually feel a little sad about that
>>559586571Is NTR Uma in 2026?
>>559586602think about itthere are umas flatter than haru urara in the gamewhat a mare
3 minutes until the race startshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>559586413damn... I thought I owned you.That's gay as fuck
>>559586639no
>>559586639nope
>>559586460>then browns started making the holoJP annoying by posting global umasThat's the opposite here, browns being annoying by posting JP on global
I don't careI love Japan period
>>559586639The mountains of Hokkaido are
you will never be japanese
Who the fuck is Luna?!?
>>559586647Urara actually isn't flat and on the bigger side and her image just overshadows how big she is. If you go to the model viewer and view her sideways it'll become apparent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4
>>559586771My daughter is
Why do all the uma being shown show kg plus minus a number?
>>559586686>there is a horse called HONDA GIRLI'm rooting for that->flamingo foodam I reading this wrong
Alright fuck it. Help me out /uma/. Why is my Dumb Falcon losing so hard? Is it the no Mile S? Do I need some other accel in addition to Angling and Victoria por Plancha?I think it's too late to try and build another one but might as well try tomorrow.
We don't have as many porn posters as we used to do, gambling HEROES who were willing to risk a three day
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
>>559586771おわりだ
>>559586849your mile S??? your dirt S???
It's startinghttps://kick.com/b01doghos>>559586828changes in weight
>>559586571>He remembered my old postsVery good. One of these isn't mine, guess which!>>559586632>carried away with myselfHard not to, to be completely honest.>admit certain emotions that she wouldn't say in a direct mannerAnd then all you have to do is face with with a big grin on your face, and watch the resulting cute-fest.
>>559586828how much weight they've lost or gained since their last race
>>559586889>horsefucker
>>559586849You're facing better fronts and that is that.You did your groundwork+TTL, you have your unique + some midrace. If you're losing it has to be to stat sticks that are witmogging or powermogging her.
>>559586849she gets run down by pacers and backline = mile S issue, double speed greens should help thoughif she gets cucked by smaru that's just what smaru doesdrop focus and maybe ramp for better velocities I guess
>>559586898figured the rudolf was just copying when the other 3 are boyfags post your max seiun fan title right now or fake boylover
>>559586460Sorry weeb. You lost. The new board/site holoJPfags use is made and named after global.Just like in /uma/.
>>559586151 The part 2 of it finished so activity should rise again. Watching it feels like a torture during some parts though but I guess I deserve it for forcing my friend not to flatline. >>559586897ALL IN I NEED YOU
damnmares really are tiny horses
>>559586849focus is good drop straightaway maybe hope for better midrace skillsTo go against Marus you'd want Front S and higher wit or more midrace velocity skills
>>559586849Is she winning the groundwork fight?Is she getting overtake'd mid race?Is she getting overtake'd in the last spurt?Straightaway accel is not a good skill here.You can dump Focus if you're running 3 Fronts.Maybe Speed Eater could go better instead of those 2 skils.
>>559587087*japsZen was bigger than Secretariat
Next race in 8 minutes
>>559586598towa baby
I am tempted to add Biko Power to my roll plan even though it is right before Ramonu, and Marv Speed isn’t that good.
>>559587218idk man I train them to run not to have sex
>>559587214I don't know any of these horses so I'm rooting for Bond Girl because of her name.
What's your team? I'm guessing you have a solo front and that's the main issue
>>559587218turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>559586520she's f2p on all the gachas she plays
>>559586897I feel like I heard Angora Black and watched a race with him with /uma/ before
>>559587214why are horse names so brilliant
>>559587214>Erika ExpressI recently read Saint Dorei Gakuen 3 and the girl named Erika cosplays an uma at some point, this is the one.
Super Creek?
>>559587218
>>559587345the horses are so small...
>>559587316What about her?
>>559587214>Angola Black>Nishino Ti Amo>Eirka Express>>559587218Ask her if she's winning then leave
>>559587045BEEP! Wrong! Try again!
>>559587305>Nishino Ti Amobased italians
>>559586873Porn isn’t appreciated here like it used to be
>>559586873Posting porn is cringe and brown.
>>559587218Who would you rather be in this situation?
>>559586806Also her butt is HUGE when she's running towards inspiration. It's hard not to stare at it...
>>559587214Rooting for the horse with Nishino crown name
Are we really lewding Urara right now?
>>559587502Here's your (You). Get new material for getting (You)s holy shit
>>559586789Symboli Rudolf's childhood nickname, cause he's got a mark on him that looks like a crescent moon
>>559587473Proof?
>>559586873Zoomer invaded this website full force, hence why all the loli posting is hyper ironic "DUDE CUNNNY XDDD" faggotry and all the porn posted anymore is either cringe garbage if tasteless slop as zoomer are sexless faggots
>>559587316I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>559587214>Nishino Ti Amome too
>>559587550Idk man I like hot girls sucking each other’s tits
>>559587218unzip dick
>>559587529stupid horseall the nutrients went to her ass and tits no wonder she's retardred
>>559587550Not our fault. 3DPD are awful
>>559587550>hence why all the loli posting is hyper ironicI'm actually attracted to little kids though...
himba stakes...
Starting
>>559587549
I don't have any extra funds to bet this time sadly. I would have bet for I Need You later otherwise
>16 aims for the frontjust like when I'm frontrunning
>>559587550There hasn’t been any loli posting all day you fucking schizo
>>559587481I got curious and the pedigree is somewhat interesting. Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove on the sire side. Tachyon and Nishino Flower on the dam side.
>>559586873I got banned for 3 days...doing so.Anyway, any A+ club open? I can only 15 mil this month tho, just wanna chill out as my club is gunning for S at this point and I want to chill out.
>15.3 Odds winnerWow that's actually big number
Goo goo babies isn’t a game, it’s sexual abuse
>>559587749There's nothing interesting about double-sided SS umas in JPthat's the norm
I think Twin Turbo is sexier than Haru Urara.
It's so annoying that Maru-chan actually has the training assist animations but can't be used in photomode because she's not officially a trainee/has a card. Let me take clean screenshots of Maru-chan...
I think the game would be better without that idol shit
Mothatten Cafe
Danchou, if you recruit a stupid gooner I'm quitting cold turkey the club.t. 20M a week Doto
>>559587895Just play a different game anon
I think the game would be better without that racing shit
I'm just wondering, how would sex with urara be like
Was that the last race?
>>559587646This post GLOWS
I wish there was more gameplay to the idolshit part, like in im@s games.
>that one time I didn't bet>winner is with a huge oddsThis happened last year too with a horse with King's bloodline
>>559587968She’d be mind broken from the pleasure and would just lay there spaced out drooling while her pussy gets pummeled
Fluffy
so why do they walk horses around?do horses just freak out if they have to stand still
>>559588030>would just lay thereLAMEi don't like dead fish.
>>559588087Real athletes need to do the same.
>>559587917>20M a weekHehe
>>559588087It's generally bad for horses not to move or run for a long time but the reason for walking them is more of a warm up
>>559588025poor gambler anon...Here, have this fun keiba vid that I really like reposting
>>559587316She's a CHEATER.
>>559588082Now Tact would be a fun fuck buddy. Lots of kissing, groping, touching, position changing, multiple orgasms for both. She’d have her lover completely under her spell
>>559588082There's so many Uma I want and need to save for.
>>559588235Tomori chan…
this CM has just too many front runners. If my el condor pasa cant hold 1st place then it's over, the chance for late and pace to win in a front heavy room is so low.i wish more people bring dirt suzuka
>4-4-5-3Good enough. Guess I'll unity grandparent farm until MANT drops. Ignite POW and GUTS are the only good ones right?
>>559588151lmao
>>559588287Ignite speed is not bad if you get it at max hint level.
Also cute Gentil
Which uma would talk a big game about being a beast in bed but would freeze up the minute you pull your cock out?
That spot in Mambo promised to (You) 3000 years ago? Yeah it could be yours now! We have two open spots! Just follow our simple rules! OR ELSE!
>>559587451Absolutely Suzuka. I love having my tits sucked…
>>559587819Any A/A+ clubs still open?
>>559588286I had a room with a niggerzuka, and somehow a Front XOguri won. I really wish I didn't skip that race.
>>559588151He can't even stop himself from laughing
mambo
>>559588407>88Oy gevalt
>hey any high ranking clubs got room for a leech this month?
>>559587819>>559588415HonseFun, Autis/uma/, Mambo, and Rebricked should still be recruiting unless they've recruited already
All I had to do was drop my pride as a latechud and take a front runnerWhy didn't anyone tell me
I am painfully horny for Suzuka tonight
>>559588327Which uma should I make as grandparent to carry all the sparks?
>>559588415>>559588495Autism/uma/ has one slotDANCHOU GET HIM
>>559588496original oguris run down entire lobbiesNYurara too
>>559588608is this sex
>>559588415Post your ID here and just pick the best one that invites you
>>559588415Mambo got you covered, if you look for a chill club
>build what I think is a decent uma>always lose to people without max speed and skills that don't make sense>see someone with a similar uma to mine win effortlessly WHY WHAT DID I DO WRONG
>>559588681it's umapyoi
Mid race skills ranked in order of importance/opportunity cost?
>>559588415HonseFun has a slot open
Okay bwos I have ten attempts to make an ace for CM. What are essential unique inherits for Oguri? Pasa or Taiki?
>>559588407Was waiting for a spot but thought it would be impossible this month after posts about dancho not kicking anyone so I joined another club.Should have waited. Next month for sure.
>>559588720The general rule is Corners > StraightsThe holy trinity is Ramp Up > Playtime's Over > Slipstream.
This fucking uma bros...
>>559588821Just join the mambocord
>>559588720depends on your hints and strategy
>>559588845is ramp up even good? It's on is real good but does ramp even secure overtakes reliably
>>559588821you're getting kicked next month in your current club dont worry
>>559588821Well ideally the club would be full again by then. Dunno what you want me to do
>>559588783>Oguri? Pasa or TaikiPasa (Plancha)Depending on your theorycrafting and availablility from order of good to okay:Mummy Creek (Hug)Ryan (Let's pump) (this is a gamble due to heavy front/pace)Narita Brian (Shadow break)Rudolf / Oguri / NY Opera
>>559588608This will never fail to make me go feral >>559588783Paces should only need El's inherit. Some said Hug for Mummy but I also keep seeing anons said it doesn't proc because of fronts. Lates is the usual Pump and Red Shift, and for End Red Shift
>>559588893I only buy gold mid race if it has a chance of speed carryover like POC. It's better to just spam all the mid race white skills.
>Late Start IT'S LIKE IN MY UMAMUSUME GAME
>>559588783>Late OguriPump is a must.Condor and Redshift might help, but definitely not something you should prioritize.>Pace TaikiMaybe Mummy, Triumphant or Barcarole. Getting Head On and Ignited PWR would help more. >Front PasaA&S, Barcarole if you can>Pace PasalollmaoJust forget it
>>559588954This is only for pace, lates/ends need/should have pump/red shift
>Get to Fuku's 3rd event the last 3 runs in a rowI thought this card was shit? It's paying out big for me recently.
danchou, i know it looks like im flatlining, if you zoom in you will see im not, but also its just because i timed it wrong and chronogenesis updated right before i finished the career i did, you'll see
NO STOPPING ME!
>>559588934No sweat buttsweat Mambro. I'll just try again next month
>>559588974>Paces should only need El's inherit. Some said Hug for Mummy but I also keep seeing anons said it doesn't proc because of fronts.If pace can't proc hug because of fronts, how could they proc Plancha?
Red.
I like Rice. I love Rice. I adore Rice. I cherish Rice. I defend Rice. I stan Rice. I support Rice. I pledge allegiance to Rice and to the republic for which she stands. I commit atrocities to defend Rice's honor. I read picture books to children at my local library because it's what Rice would do.I like her hat. I like her ankle bows. I like her frilly dress. I like her dagger. I like her neck floof. I like her spiky witchy hair. I like her classy trenchcoat. I like her super cute vampire costume. I like her menacing red-glowing vampiric gaze. I like her with twintails. I like her with a beanie. I think she'd make a great mom. I like when she says GANBAREZOO... OOO! My heart melts when she calls me "onii sama". I like how excited she gets when she wins. I like how silly she side-eye laughs off a 2nd place like "ehe oops i goofed up a bit". I love when she's brave. She's cute when she's startled. I like Rice when she's trying her best. I like that she's so small. I like that her heart is so big! I like that she's so nice to everyone. I like how much she cares about others' well being.Imagine! Rice at the beach! Rice hiking a mountain trail! Rice skiing! Rice on Ice! Super detective Rice! Rice gone fishin'! Rice bundled up in blankets like a burrito. Tending to Rice when she's sick with the flu. Causing utter Rice despair when I lay down a whole hand of skips draws and reverses when she only had one card left. Patting her head when she does well. Lifting her up on my shoulders so she can see and be seen. Tired Rice falling asleep on my shoulder on the train!The only thing I don't like about rice is that she blames herself for everything, but I like that she's working on that. I like that she's learning to see her self worth.I like Rice Shower, a hell of a lot more than any number of "really"s can convey.gnight /uma/
Fuck you Sweep bot creator. Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you .I used to genuinely enjoy doing some fan runs and fighting for my club. It actually feels hopeless now. And I'm pissed cygames won't do anything about it because it would kill several hundreds of players who are whales.
fed to AI: https://files.catbox.moe/cb16s1.mp4
Wtf I have like 15% chance to proc mile S even at 164 affinity?
>>559589210yeah, distance and ground S are meant to be lucky things
>>559589210No, you have an average chance of 50% to proc it.
>>559589192Well said
>>559589087if the room is too front heavy you won't even make it to 6 and also waste your red shift entirely because you won't get to proc it at a good time since it doesn't proc at a good time by defaultNSM is also really unreliable this time too, more than usualLates just aren't that strong this time since vodka and grass are out for dirt.
Looking at future planning for different styles and Lates have it the easiest, not having to roll on anything from now except anniversary and human rights banners, right up until 3.5-4th anni, where they have to MLB like 5 banners in a row. It is rough out here.
>>559589210not 15% but rather three individual rolls per inspiration event
>>559589147That's true although I'm assuming everyone says Plancha to ensure a win if a Pace get 1st after the last corner
Doing well this time, might get raped in Round 2.
>>559589190I wonder what Desire's aptitudes will be.
>>559589307You can also see it this way anon. Laters will be using outdates cards for a very long time because the new shiny cards are dogshit for them.Being a latefag must be suffering. Umamusume is a paceCHAD game.
>danchou posted the maru sticker during prime recruiting hoursit's over
>>559589307>not havingnot ABLEit means lates get powercrept, dummy
>>559589307>where they have to MLB like 5 banners in a row.Just like this year for fronts though it's harder for fronts because the generalist cards this year happen to be meta for a long time as well. Fronts start chilling after this year though.
>>559589316Yeah wiseguy and the odds of one of those three proccing is about 15%.
>>559589453nta but I don't think that's how odds work
When do you think we'll get spark rerolling
Condor Pasa? More like, Torta Gordita lmao
My Urara will be the one to get me that platinum!She is cute and strong and fast!
>>559589406>>559589442>>559589452N-No…
>>559589506when I quit
>>559589107I want to poke her boob
That's my mambro!
>>559589492RetardGAWD
What did my Luna mean by this bwos?
>>559589453>Three 5% events = 15% oddsCute you remind me of when I was 9 and lived with my older brother and I would do retarded shit on his computer.
Boiling rice and then frying her with some egg, onions sauce, oyster sauce, carrots and onions mmmm
>>559589634percentages or odds are not and shouldn't be additive
>>559589692She hates your danchou
>>559589382Sucks because I could've checked since I raced against her, and now this next run doesn't have her. There should be screenshots running around somewhere.
>>559589692What skills?
>CMs where the meta umas are f2pI win>CMs where the meta umas are not f2pI loseI thought cards were supposed to be meta
>>559589453Stacking chances aren't additive >t. learned from vidyas, and dota2's stupid items
>>559589802The cards aren't the one actually racing, are they?
>>559589759There's this. But it doesn't show everythingLike surely she should have some dirt aptitude right?
who the fuck gaslit me?
How rare is the sweep tosho speed event that gives "Charming"? I saw it for the very first time today and I use this card all the time.
>>559589453>>559589492>>559589701while it looks like a shitpost, three rolls with 5% success rate does result into one of them succeeding with a ~14% chance
>>559589829Her Aptitude for Dirt is B.
>>559589838me
>>559589838me, lmao you colossal faggot get rekt!
>>559589862Really? I should look for the stats online somewhere And I'm assuming late A like papa
>>559589843It's the same rarity as all other non-chain support events. You have 6 cards and each of those has 2-3 such events+non-deck cards. Aka rare.
>>559589728He didn't say it's additive, he said it's around 15%, which it is. The actual number is about 16.57%.Adding the percentages is actually a fine estimate when the numbers are that few and that small.
>>559589854Huh I guess it's still close enough. Well, at least I wasn't wrong with my logic
So is Ayabe for (You) or not?
>>559589937Yeah it's shown in the screenshot, 差し is late.
>>559589875>>559589914
>>559589854>while it looks like a shitpost>Oh he's actually right but he must have been shitposting and didn't just do the trivial calculation himselfWhy does nobody ever trust me
>>559590016this seems offmodel
>>559590069Chinese dress buff
>>559590051I mean3x5%=15% does look like a shitpost at a glance
>>559590069What gave it away? The huge tits or ass?
>>559589978It's around 14.26% not 16%
>>559590051you have that shitposter aura
>>559590016she should be this big
>>559589914Rice wouldn't say this
>>559590121If the sparks had a 5% chance each, but they don't. They're 5.58%, 5.65%, and 6.35%.
>>559590016I saw her in the gacha preview and she looks so stupid
>>559588715
>>559590171There's not much brainpower at Tracen these days
>>559589854>>559589978>1 proc is 5%>3 proc is around 14~16>hardly get them activatedI must be really so unlucky even with double circle affinity
>>559589692Post deck. Trying my darnest to get a consistent 800k run going, but I can't for some reason, much less consistently win 27 races or whatever I have going currently.
DON'T STOP NO DON'T STOP TIL FINISH
I want to make a generic grandparent to carry white sparks, which uma has the highest affinity with ALL of other umas?
>>559589692She was probably just in a bad mood. Wasn't she?
>>559590213Look at this loser.
>random Smart Falco eventwtf I love her now
>>559590253You do understand that around 15% chance is not great odds? Turn it around and think of it as 85% failure rate training.
>10th favorite winWhat a bad time to not be gambling
>>559590186When does it side with me?
unc still got it
this thread will be better
>>559590324Nice Nature or Goldship have insane compatibility with most of the cast and Agnes Digital has pretty good compatibility with all of the cast.
>>559589854The actual issue is he's going to eventually stumble upon harder things that may not line up as easily then fumble them
>>559590045How would she respond to being hit in the mouth by her trainer?
16.57% chance in 1 inspiration30.39% chance in 1 career
>>559590396It’s worse now that she’s in it
anons told me Ayabe's not schizophrenic as Fuku but what the fuck is this
just got a 9stam seiun sky but she didn’t get the groundwork spark
>>559590504150% chance in 5 careers
>>559590524eating your sister in your mothers womb does that
>>559590324The main issue is that you can roughly divide umas into certain main categories. Sprinters, milers, medium/long and then you have the turf/dirt divide and triple crown vs triple tiara umas. So there's no such as an uma that has great affinity with everyone, I think in general Gold Ship has pretty good affinity with a lot of the cast but then her unique does nothing as inherit.
>>559590514Based Curren
>>559590541
My first 4-win. Exciting! Pasa trying not to laugh lmao
Just finished Tamamo career for the first time, what a story, one of the top ones for me.
>>559590524Ghosts are real in the Umamusume world and Ayabe's sister is not the first one to appear in the game.
>>559590636
>>559590524Damn her sister is hotter
fucking NSM Vodka cucked me out of the perfect first-rate run
I think I built my digitan wrongShe is always 9th
>>559590726Too much end not enough closing, kek.
>>559590706
>>559590726much like fronts, ends and lates are bad if they're the only onesunlike fronts, you can't fix the issue by just running three yourself
>>559590726end loser
>>559590726End closers that aren't tamamo/goldshi want a lot of mid-race to catch up. Those two cheat their way out of end closer's weakness with their stupid uniques. This is why Mr. CB wit card with Daring Strike is a big deal for end closers.
>Cut Solo>Trainer - Yahagi>Jockey - Sakai>Owner - Fujitahmmmmmmmm...
>>55958985415% isn't nothing, but it's not very good either. No one would click on an 85% failure training unless it were 100+ speed or something, because the odds of it failing are, well, high. Hell, even getting it once in a career isn't great odds either, ~30% means ~70% no.
>>559590285Lunabro I useNishino PowerMarvellous PowerFine Motion WitTachyon WitStinky Winky speedBiko Pegasus (borrow)All MLB. Use Luna not any other Uma or else>>559590345how else am I supposed to run 42 races?>>559589791whatever shit was available bwo they don't really matter
>>559590809>"Ends are bad if they're the only ones">"If they're not the only ones, they're still bad"Okay... :(
>Gentildonna upset for the fifth time that it's raining and she can't buy new shoesJust order them online for the love of God
>>559590789Don’t call me that. I’m a grown man.
mfw my opponent has Dirt S Valentine Bourbon
Gendildonna sounds like kind of a bitch.
>>559590789why does it sound like a slur
>>559590971But she’s hot
>>559590809but if you're running 3 lates or 3 ends, they won't be the only ones? Or did you mean your competitors also have to run them in order for them to be good?
>>559590971She's not. Not at all.
>>559590971it is okay, she earned it
>>559591006if you bring 3 end closers and your opponents bring 6 front runners, you are dead
>>559590883They're good if you love her and they make you happy :)
>>559591006if you are the only player in a lobby with lates and ends, you are automatically 7/8/9thnone of them are getting to 6th in time to proc the only reliable accel they have
>>559590478she'd either demand more or go full eyes at the floor sub. A woman who's blindly in love will do whatever she thinks her partner wants no matter how horrible it is. Love from Kazakhstan
>>559591015
>>559590524she fucking died
>>559590546When does the soul form? The being that which is alive has a beating heart, but what about the soul? How many months does it take for the soul to form and occupy the body? Does the soul have a wish even before it enters the world?
>>559591061>if you bring 3 end closers and your opponents bring 6 front runners, you are deadNyo? FF simply requires you to be >5 and spurt does not have an order condition.
nice
>first match B A S E D
Ai chan is a sweetheart
>>559588495>>559588569Give me 24 hours before I can join please. Thank you!
>>559590809Are you referring to mile specifically? I need to know whether to call you a retard or not.
>>559591125you can theorize it all you want, but in practise there is a 7L distance between your umas and their umas and spurt is not gonna solve that
>bring Uma Stan, Tail, Daring Strike, and a bunch of other mid race skills>my uma fires them all off early mid-race>they all run out just before the end of position keep and she drops like a rock back to 9thWhat the fuck
>>559591125Don't worry about that guy, he thinks Pump matters. End closers don't have any real benefit to there being multiple of them, just don't bring skills that require mid-race passing.
I want an uma to suck off my dick right now so bad
>>559591152see you soon
>>559590862>2 Speed 2 Power 2 WitDid I read that right? Tried a bunch of stuff, but still feel a bit stuck so thanks for the advice/deck idea! I did notice that 4 spe 2 pow can make parent runs pretty alright, 2 spe tho sounds a bit little to me.
>>559591152Post your ID anon
>>559591061>>559591169You do understand that such a lobby does strange things to positioning? It's just fronts followed by ends, there's no magical giant gap between them because there's no pace/late umas holding those positions stretching out the pack. It's the same reason why solo runaway in a frontless lobby does nothing, paces are right up Suzuka's ass.
>>559589937If you still haven't found it I can go do a quick Buena run to get it since it's a guarantee for Red Desire to show up.
https://x.com/Maiger_1/status/2030116930468593711
>>559591189Smart Falcon will do it if you buy her CD
>>559591189Hey
>>559591269Yeah I can't find it, all I can see is the gif of that screenshot because she gets on her knees. If it's not a bother that would be kind anon.
>>559591176
>>559591310
i started sweeping and i dont think i can stop nowthis shit is too comfy and peak
I’m about to get uppity.
>>559588693you guys didn't have someone else betray you, like that wicked faggot?
Oh great another group B. Can we go back to long and never do this short distance dogshit again?
>>559591232Arguably more breedable than Creek
>>559591380I forgot Curren is Ayabe's friend. She did nothing the entire RTTT and just took pictures for her UmaFans.
>>559591403Maruzensky wouldn't say this
>>559591401
>>559591401Enjoy while you can until MANTB drops
>>559591381This image made me think of MHW
>>559591448That's not true. She brushed her tail in episode 2.
>>559591509Why's that?
>>559591438how are you able to handle longs which are whale territory and not able to handle short distances
>this CM is going to be time for fronts to shine gwo trust me>do my CM races >zero front runners>every lobby is full Taiki and Pasa>every win is either a Taiki or Pasa>half of my matches are S+ oinklords>Pasa has crossed the finish line before my dirt Gold Ship even starts acceleratingthis game is so shit and unfun it's unreal
>>559591219I just don't like that the race bonus on speed cards is so low if you didn't MLB some random as fuck SSR. I'm running 40 races so I'd like the race bonus to be as high as possible
>>559591585>golshifags getting bulliedgood
I just got raped
i keep forgetting goldshi has the ear decoration her hat takes all the attention
>>559591585S+ Taiki is achievable F2P.
Pasa kinda shit the bed when there are too many competent Front
>>559591574Gorilla
>>559591585the real strat is bringing at least 1 front + either another front or your own strong midrace pacer to deny the enemy's pasataiki isn't that oppressive, just pretty good, but pasa popping plancha is game over
>>559591585I'm not seeing Taikis for some reason. The front Pasa is stupidly strong but luckily quite rare. It feels like surprisingly few people touched low dirt aptitude umas, at least for this initial round of people. Group A might be vastly different.
Help make Belno feel like an adequate uma
>>559591413No this time it was just regular flatline purging
>>559591585>dirt Gold ShipYou deserve all bronze titles forever
>>559591556The machine in the back reminds me of steamworks when it got red and midget was going crazy
>>559591606I get that, my worry was just getting enough speed, mostly cuz I'm a retard at this. Either way, going to try something very similar to your deck tomorrow, see where that leads me or what insight I gain out of it. Thanks anon, hope ya have a good day/night!
I still haven't run Pasa's career.
>>559591674post deck
>>559591574is gentil a pacecuck option or a lateGOD uma
>>559591253163088935806
>>559591574i wish Gentildonna is real and reduce me into pulp
>>559591708I dont know how
bwos?
>>559591708*impregnates her with quadruplets*See? You're perfectly adequate and healthy!
>>559591580My long and medium parent stables are way more developed and I have MLB Creek.
this CM is A+SS
Browsing X and seeing random spic translated fanarts are funny. I saw "Buenos Dias" and somehow laughed
>>559591721Whores
>>559591798Awful torena
I'm getting destroyed this cup but at least its fun to watch. That final straight is so damn long
thoughts?
>>559591718>erm you can't use your oshi, you NEED to use the meta team comp approved by my favorite youtuberyou are brown
>>559591757
>>559591891Absolutely none
>>559587646You forgot your teio pic bwo
>>559591782AUTIS/UMA/ DANCHOU GET THIS ONE NOW
Tannhauser
>>559591782There's no way your club is getting or reaching for S.
>>559591804
>>559591804>beat city>d-doesn't count!!!
>>559591891im hungry
As much as I love frontrunning, I'll switch things up and just waifu run starting from pisces.
Didn't expect that to happen.
>>559591585Were you expecting to win with your backline oshi even if you got in a front heavy lobby? I went in and had 5 fronts and I lost to the end
>>559591742I do have some speed sparks and always reach 400 on speed/power and 350ish stamina after the first inspiration, which pretty consistently wins races (sometime loses but what can you do). If it's not working for you maybe train a slightly better parent
>>559591782Which club do you wanna go now?
kinda funny up to know gold ship was supposed to be a pacer but he kept fucking around and became a late on accident insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypSSvvm91dw
Yooooo my first S+. Too bad she's unusable for the CM.
>>559591891dirt will overcome turf in Japan, in due time. I swear it, on Espy's navel and every hot pocket that janny's mom buys him
>>559591365Here.
>>559591908nuts highroll, gz
>>559591980Flash wouldn't act like this.
>>559592046Wait, Espoir is an anal uma?
>>559592073shut it
I would have rejected for more
>>559592084Anon...
>>559592121What...
>>559592051>Pace BBoooooHer unique is probably only good on late anyways. Thanks anon, really appreciate it
>>559591895>Golshinegro calling me a metafagRofl
>>559591782>Bricked is gunning for Shaa?
>>559592149She is a dirt uma
>>559592190New dancho new goals
>>559591908mile maven is a waste of SP, worst gold you can grab
>>559591987>Speed sparksMeanwhile 2-3 other anons told me to go with Stam sparks and Gold HealsSo much stuff to try till I go retarded... aaaaa>>559592113 >>559591980Stop posting germans
The betrayal, the deception feels good don't it?
>>559592190I just jumped on that anon's post AIEEEEEE.
How the fuck are you supposed to beat lucky pacers? They get a free million length lead and still get to keep the pace speed multiplier. I've never had to deal with this bullshit before because I've always had at least one front until this CM.
>>559592207dirt umas cum from anal
>>559592265Kita didn't finish her chain and Finemo didn't even start her chain...
>>559592329You literally posted a pace chaserI dont get it
>>559592329You bring your own Pasa... With groundwork.
>>559592329Bring a strong end/late
>>559592329Uara front or something idk
>>559592329>not bringing a front in the CM where fronts are strong>brought fronts beforeWhy
>>559592282Ok
>>559592265NTA but really? I just assumed it was good, so I guess I should always go Team Carrot in that case?
>>559592428NTA but my only dirt-viable front is Dumb Falcon and my only reliable source of groundwork is her card.
>>559592329bring a pace that works when you're frontbring a front
>>559592392Would you have preferred a wojack?
>>559592354Haru would never
Death to Germany.
>>559592286Rice wouldn't say this
>>559592180Gold Ship gamelet me know when you bring your oshi to a CM she's completely bad for and manage to win a few races (you won't because you're a metafag)
>>559592468Is there a McWojack?
>>559591908Should I stop borrowing biko and borrow fine? this shit is insane...
>>559592468what are his stats? Is he more meta than cheese wheel on head Pepe?
>>559592428I guess you didn't notice this CM is on a dirt track. I didn't have the time or parents to mutate two dirt running fronts.
>>559592519mcfat would be too fat to wear that and do that
>>559592367I find this situation frustratingly familiar.
>>559592449Yes. Especially if you're using it on pace Taiki while bringing fronts of your own. It becomes an inconsistent gold when there are 3 or more fronts but buying the white skill isn't too bad.
>>559592543+30% Guts.
>>559592449it's an early race velocity, that's awful, specially when you consider the price it hasvelocity is only good to take for mid and late raceacceleration early and late race
cygaymes took beta tall mcqueen from us
>>559592329I don't know how else to answer other than bring your own lucky pacerAnyway, I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I could ride hard trainer cock. Sucking trainer cock while rubbing my nipples and fingering myself before a big race and smiling at the crowd when I win all the while them being ignorant to what I just did before the race and kissing a small boy on the cheek after I swallowed cum and giving him a big grin he can probably smell it on my breath
I was gonna post about something but I completely forgot about it after seeing this horse so I'm posting the horse instead.Time for a nap
mcqueen looks so small but she's a fatsodoes this mean she'll likely be a skinny fat type
>>559592532Neighas will do literally anything BUT pull on Finemo's banner.
>>559591585I had a very different experience with lobbies today. >Taiki/Pasa/City teamEvery lobby had at least 2 or 3 fronts, and sometime 4 or 5. SMarus and Falcos were fucking everywhere, and Front Pasas won every match they were in. Only saw 2 mutated Suzukas and neither of them won, Falco was just too strong.
>>559592512>let me know when you bring your oshi to a CM she's completely bad for and manage to win a few racesYeahGolshi is AWFUL for this raceRetarded fucking faggot Using one of the best Uma in the game doesn't make you a "Soulful Oshi gamer"Nigger.
>>559592282There are different ways, what I do is what was most consistent with the parents I had (I didn't bother farming better ones). I feel wit is kinda irrelevant as you will just raise it normally, and you need speed/power around 400 and stamina above 300 before the first batch of G1 spam, after that you could pretty much just race and rely on gains from race bonus.
>>559592114Don’t be mean
okay now i'm DEFINITELY safe.
>>559592431i'm weak to paizuri....
>>559592668Sex with this mcqueen anon
>>559592683I HAVE finmo at lb0dumping a full spark in there won't fix SHITAnd I'd rather have kita and dia slobber on my nuts
>>559591712tale as old as time. My club has been at A+ since August, and we have to purge at least one flatliner every month, or someone regretfully dies.
>>559592558>your falco>your dirt D Maru>your dirt F SuzukaHello? Being a frontfag and going insane with gw spark farming means those dirt sparks are nothing.
Not feeling too good bwos
>>559592668do mackween bros really
>>559592779I simply don't use falco and then slap her ssr on my frontsit's a simple life
>>559592779Why would you assume I own all three of those specific banner umas? I would have had to mutate Condor into a front and Maru into a dirt, so I couldn't even use a single set of parents.
Even with the added changes to URA Finale with the whole happy Meek stuff, it feels so empty. It actually bothers me.
>>559592668this really sounds like a Teio post disguised as McQueen, niggas have to falseflag now to get attention off Teio posters
>>559592728cute rice
>>559592668teiobro falseflag post
I don't think the spark odds on Chronogenesis are accurate bwos. If they are, the odds of ZERO white sparks proccing is really quite low (for legacies with lots of white sparks), but this is a common occurrence in careers. Do they buff the proc rates at some point?
Ngl I luckshitted this so hard in only 200 pulls
>>559593038Can you stop attention whoring for five minutes you retarded jpfaggot
>>559593117Learn to [-] faggot
>>559593038how many LBs does this scenario card need?
>>559593038This is what someone who spent money would say normally.
>>559593038>>559593117>90 second gapI'm nyoooticing.
>>559593038Was fortunate enough to get 2 Yanko and 3 Casinos. Used the selector ticket form the spark on Yanko and 2 Rainbow Crystals to get her to MLB. Could've been worse, though I did go against the whole "not rolling for cards" thing. But Yanko honestly feels so necessary for the new scenario it's actually kind of frustrating.
i passed the witcheck by pressing the hide stub button
>>559593193Pokke wouldn't do this
this is what an ideal female body looks like
Why would you want to fuck McQueen when Dober exists?
>>559592354Falco would never
>>559592354Forever Young probably would
>>559593174Free 120 pulls so you don't spend THAT much to spark
>>559592668I rate this at LEAST 4/10 on the homosex scale
>>559593275>idol must preserve her virginityshe absolutely would.
>>559593264I will have sex with all mejiros and mejiro adjacents
>>559593117
>>559593342Even Golshi?
toreinas cum from anal
post something sleepy
>>559593020so many studs got to breed this brat...
Look at all the fucks I give
>>559592354Yeppers is a dirt uma........
Silence Suzuka needs to be gently choked in order to cum
>>559593387
>>559593264McQueen is flat as fuck
>>559593441
>>559593496Exactly that’s disgusting
>>559593441the absolute perfect amount of pubes
>>559593441I'd prefer untranslated to this gibberish.
>>559592697>Golshi is AWFUL for this raceyes, aka not meta for this CM.I'm using her because I like her, and she can occasionally win.>Using one of the best Uma in the game doesn't make you a "Soulful Oshi gamer"using an uma even if they're bad for the track because you like them is exactly what oshi gaming is though? you're so booty blasted that Gold Ship was meta in long races that you've entered a frothing retard rage.
>>559593312Ended up getting 1 Casino and 3 Ebayans with 1 spark, and had to fill up the rest with rainbow crystals. I had to give way for the newma on the 11th.
When will they sell a character selector?
>>559593471What kind of K-pop fag boy is that
I went 0/15
>>559593545I'm on your side golshibro. Mutatebros for life!Ganbare!
It's just that easy
Teio can only cum if you break her leg during sex
>>559593549Is it not just going to be the new Loves Only You?
>>559593584Oguri... no..............
>>559593651I love Digitan and smile every time I see her
>>559593602No kind. Actual k-pop boys look almost exactly like girls. Say what you will about that guy, but he does not look like a girl.
>>559593692Fat fucks need to sleep too
This is a recreation event isn't it
>>559593646Rice wouldn't say this
Rare TT draw
>>559593605you went 0/113
I will beat up whoever posts next
>>559593789But would show thishttps://files.catbox.moe/kuvft1.jpg
>>559593763Gonna be honest when I say just wait for keys because some of those are just fucking annoying to get.
Spe looks really nice naked
>>559593690It's possible, but traditionally speaking, the scenario alt comes April. UAF Ticket and Legends Sirius came April, so I think BC Loves and Marche, which checks out for the month's dirt Del Mar CM is coming April.
>>559589195Retard just use SweepyStop being a moral faggot as the alternative is slaving for several hours a day
oh no no no no
>>559593545>using an uma even if they're bad for the track because you like them is exactly what oshi gaming is though? I'm sure the people mutating Suzukas/Taishins agree with you very much...>frothing retard rage.Keep projecting
>>559593690It will be Pisa. Hopefully.
>>559593856Please don't say Marche I don't have enough carats and I would be stupid as fuck enough to roll my half spark to try and get her then cuck myself out of the eventual aruvu
>>559593789Rice is a very supportive umamusume. She encourages everyone to try their best.
>Be zoomer >Missed Ogurikino irl >Missed Vodka/Daiwa kino irl >Missed Doto/Opera kino irl>Missed Nice Nature being alive irl Why even live
>>559593646>>559593789I wish I was Rice Shower so Onii-sama would pat my head while I suck on his cock and fucks my ass when I successfully crush another uma's dreams
Posting this as the only podium I got and probably will ever see this whole CM. Shame because I like KKK Pasa doing her flips where she gets to flaunt her ass a little, but I suppose better one than none.
>>559593923You're not Japanese so you are also missing current Keibakino irl.
>>559593941
>>559593941you sound mad
>>559593819what a bizarrely shaped penis... I hope she'll be ok...
>>559593957>Started uma just in time to witness Goldship being retarded, Doto being silly and Daiwa being Daiwa I guess >As well as Urara and Grass death No very nice...>>559593754Sweet dreams fatty
>>559593923You're alive to see the era of Japanese dirt racing.
Nothing kills my boner faster than AI slop.
>>559593902Each of the Anni and March newmas cover different generations after 1st (KitaDia).>2nd: CB ('83), Ruby ('91), Kris ('02)>3rd: Dura ('15), Tran ('08), Kraft ('05)>4th: Orfe ('11), Gran ('19), Zunko ('02)Since Ai ('18) is out, we're looking at completely different generations. My bets are on Pisa ('10) and Aruve ('03). Good luck anon.
Nothing kills my boner faster than Teio
>Kitasan has Mile C, Medium A, Long AMANT is a solved scenario.
I think I will umatix Doto
>>559594097>posts a horse being silly instead of a cool raceOnce again Teiobros are proven right, this time his post claiming keibabros were gay.
>>559594160Same but that's just the refractory period.
>>559594180It’s her world, we’re just living in it.
>>559594238Duramente
>>559594180but Day1 /uma/ told me Kitasan trainee is a brick because you can't use her card...
Wait, is there even any twitter account about Daiwa chilling irl?
>>559594180>kitasan has TTLGood, she can skip that godawful bourbon card.>no groundworkBrehs............
>>559593602>>559593730It's an actual person. There's videos of him, he's unusually tall for a nip. Or is he korean, can't remember.
>>559589539Show me the oguri build. I'm really considering to rent digitan cards now.
>>559594130If I can get Aruvu I can cope not getting Lala, Marche, Bouquet and Tact I guess. Aruvu is my primary target, but man are there a lot of Uma I want that still aren't out yet.
>spent spark on Finemo>now i have 1LB Finemo, 3LB Fuku, 3LB Biko>1 crystal 2 (future) selectorsWhat do?
>>559594280
Can you fuckers go to umajp I don't understand why you're here talking about this when the thread is right there and more people to discuss with
>>559594334Isn’t that artist just some ugly girl self inserting as McQueen so she can fuck her OC
made it to group A but i got my ass kicked
>>559594340I'm not expecting Lala until November & Tact until 4.5 barring a Kizuna intro.
>>559594380All women are queens, anon.
>>559594319Good thing both Falco/Bakushin SSR has 10 RB
>>559594356I want to kiss her
>>559594389
>>559594435For my own sake I hope you're right.
>>559594354Finish Biko/Fuku & just use SR Tachyon/Sunday
>>559594451Falco needs MLB for that.
>>559594338It's a pace OguriYou still want to see it?That's partly the reason my Taiki isn't winning because she is competing for position
Yes
>>559594319>>559594451just do the needful so you can borrow fuku or ntr instead
So, how do I buy the trainee selector ticket on mobile while using a VPN?
>>559594319I need Kitasan Blanco so much
>>559594373I play global also, so I mean it's not like there's anything to shoo away from. Unless you're one of those "Don't spoil me, I wanna taste it for myself" kind of people.>>559594493I hope so too, I'm down to half spark now.
>>559593957If Anon is American, he can attend Keibakino at the Triple Crown races on the East Coast or the Breeders’ Cup races on the West Coast.
>>559594557WTF? Neighas are saying to pull for ksb now when she gets powercrept by her alt?
Dober is a squirter and gets embarrassed every time it happens
i rewatched the confection event storywhy is jordan even thereshe literally did nothing towards the competition except pimping out nishino flower's nails or some shit
>>559594596You use Black for Long then White for Medium. Not really powercrepe.
>>559594589Breeders cup changes venue every year. It’s in Kentucky this year
>>559594596All Kitas are good
>>559594596Black Kitasan is for long.White Kitasan is for shorter distances, and also as a parent.
>>559594557It's actually shooting star (spechud inherit) for fronts. Not bad but not great.
>>559594596They have different use cases, OG Kita is long specialist.
>>559594389I went 2-1-3-2 today, so I'll be looking forward to somewhat chill day of still getting smoked before Round 2 really decides to mess me up. If I luckshit a 3-win ticket during Round 2, I'll be eager to see how low my Finals room rating will be, I have yet to get anything under 8,000, might be a first to see if I end up in a truly shitter lobby by the end of this.
>>559594596Her base still is a good parent. You'd ideally want both
McQueen and Teio get mogged so hard by Kita and Dia it’s kinda sad
>>559594596When it comes to getting parents, there's no real powercreep.
>>559594636Jordan did her best and that’s what counts
>>559594489Is Tama okay?
>>559594512I'd take it. Honestly it's probably better than my pasa.
speaking of keiba, turns out Australia's Randick Guineas, the first leg of their Triple Crown, 1600m on turf, was todaykind of surprised that they make replays available on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eErEG29Tvo
She’s almost here…!
>>559594765Tamamo... shin da
>>559594767Here you go.I made like 3 decent late Oguris and I just wasn't feeling the gamble-y style of OYL never proccing so I rather just get the consistent always happens mummy into plancha if I am in the frontish
>>559594863How excited are you
This game is fucking dogshit.
Bwos I want to pull for Finemo but I know I'll regret it because I only have 0LB and I have literally never pulled for cards and not regretted it
>>559594636Diversity hire
>>559594787That legendary Aussie mare died recently right?RIP
>>559594636Welcome to propaganda umas.
>>559594389Would have made it to A but an late oguri came out of nowhere and stole my win so now I'm gonna go make an ace.
>>559594787>Randick Guineaswhat a terrible nameas expected of Australia
>>559594868>5 accelsChrist I'm stupid for putting emphasis on mid-race skills now.
>>559594902Eh
>>559595004missed a button, should be Randwickpoint remains
>>559595052Umamumse Matikane...
>>559594636She helped by being cute. Jordan should be in every event story.
>>559595049>anon getting oguri gaslightedFirst time I'm seeing this on the wild.
>>559594914She has a Pure Heart, your trainee tried Angling and Scheming.
>>559595049Acceleration is a dogshit skill, I just had nothing else to buy.It's 4 mid race, 4 accels.There are times where connoisseur hits perfectly and she just wins and it feels nice.
Which accel works on the next longslop CM?
>>559594636She's screenshotbait
>>559595193None
https://youtu.be/BQhL0TYnBYc?si=QpHumktq-WxXyBf3
>>559595049Umamusume is an accel gamemidrace is a bait because you'll either pace down or push yourself out of accel range
>>559595224get out of there tickezo, that's not your gang
>>559595193Kitasan's and spurt/shadow I think are the only 2.It's honestly Kitasan+End Closer CM
>>559595193encroaching shadow/spurt, kitasan ult, nsm, rushing gale (have to get lucky), head on, oyl, ignited spirit pwr
tachyon tits should be bigger
oh yeah, i forgot about this card
>>559595283>>559595285No pump/beyond?
>>559595340They activate late I think I heard. Don't quote me, but I am pretty sure they aren't perfect
>>559595285If anons aren't farming ignited spirit pwr right now I don't know what they are doing
>>559594295/uma/ has lied about many things. It will continue to lie about many more. You can’t trust the simulator data. You can’t trust the pull guides. You can’t trust the CM trainee selections. You can only sometimes trust the Oguri posters.
>>559595340activates way too late
>>559595340they activate even later than libra cup
I will run Kitasan Black (my oshi), Seiun Sky (my oshi) and Gold Ship (my oshi).
Bless his heart, hes trying his best
did not ask
>>559595410My oshi (Tamamo Cross) would beat up your f2p shitass oshi (Gold Ship)
>>559595467I did
>>559595193It's the usual long CM layout taken to extreme. Corner accels are bad, final corner accels do nothing. Late race is over 1km long so end closers are pretty unbeatable.
Fuck if only she had at least dirt B...
Tama, Tachyon and anime Teio will be my three for the long track. It will not go well I can already feel it
>>559595185I mean good to know that I don't need the speed saar. I can rent digitan power without compromising my SRs.
>>559595323Parent run staple
Do umas care about your needs during sex?
>>559595498grimI'll just spend the next three weeks working on TT instead
>>559595498Also note that corner is over 100m after late race starts so even Angling is mediocre at best here.
I guess 400 stamina was really enough
>>559595548Depends on the uma.Faggots like Tachyon and Gold Ship, no.Ardan and Raisu, yes.
>>559595564It's all honestly pointless, MANT will vastly push up TT scores since you'll way more SP/skills. Only semi-useful thing to do currently is create parents with mile/long aptitudes to get started with MANT.
>>559594787I've been meaning to get into Aussie horse racing but honestly I'm having a hard enough time following JP, American, and UK horse racing.
>>559595628well, yeahby "next three weeks" I mean in MANT, which comes out in less than a weekI'm not doing anything except dailies at the moment
It’s called “Trackblazer”, by the way.
>>559594679>shooting star (specchan inherit)no need to say it's from spechan, everyone knows spechan's unique is called shooting star because we all love spechan here
>>559594914More Guts
im gonna miss aoharu hai
nobody called unity cup that
>>559595714can’t wait to use my selector on this fat chud’s swimsuit alt
>>559595708>TrackblazerFuck off
Calling it trackblazer is the equivalent of calling granblue characters by their localized names
i call it team spirit
>>559595534Yeah that's a decent card to borrow.As long as you get plancha and mummy I think all that matters is having the stats and mile S to be able to win.If a Pasa is the lucky pace or a front runner you just fold unless you hit NSM or Connoisseur
I call you a faggot.
Someday I will get OG Biwa so I can recreate this in concert theater without using her Xmas alt
Can't wait to climax my umas
Since I don't need to MLB either CB wit, Tachyon speed, and Smaru speed, does that mean that I only need spend 30k on each banner rather than 60k?
>>559595795how can names be localized
Mackween...
>>559595828No, she's shit
i will make a new climax
>last vtumor concert happening Comfy times ahead
>>559595864John, Stacey, David, Sarah.
>>559595543cute!!!
>>559595708I called it Aoharu for the first month or so, but I eventually capitulated and now I just call it "unity." I don't see myself calling the new scenario Trackblazer though; MANT just rolls off the tongue better.
>>559595864through name localization
So how do I make Shake it Out activate at start of late race? 777 is shit for Xoguri. Is there no way? I don't have regular Oguri, or other dirt horses in general.
le hevckin daugheuterinoooooooo!!!!
>>559595853Fronts really want 3lb Smaru for the extra skill hints
>>559595964use moxie
>>559595986>Forever Hag
Everyone on the EN community is already calling it Trackblazer. I think we're the only stubborn ones
>>559595901>>559595901>>559595901
>>559596014>>559596014>>559596014
Janny’s gonna freak…
>>559595995yes i will pay $200 for extra one hint level
>>559596012I'm not. I don't love "Trackblazer" but "MANT" is obviously retarded
>>559595964A small breather is more consistent. Shake it Out can be works as your 4th recovery in case she whiffs the corner and 777m. Updrafter, OYL and small breather itself could be work for shake it out trigger.
>>559595964Pasa and Urara?
>>559596017This one>>559596054kys
>>559595964you're either using her ult as midrace positioning or using moxie with frontSometimes I run small breather + shake it out for late with the accel exodia but it's kinda a meme this track
>>559596017>>559596054>Making threads on page 4>Splitting threadsYou fucking retards would it kill you to wait until at least page 7
>>559596082well if you're a frontmain you skip CB to double spark there
>>559596160You're really unironically saying that when one of the bakes is a shitpost
I hate this dogshit cardliterally worse than Spe-chan ever was
>>559595530I want to run Kita, Teio, and Rudolf as an anime team but Teio is going to be annoying... Or maybe not
>>559596226Saar do not redeem the speed saar.
>>559596226Fell for it again award
>>559596161>Have to select styles to main like it's a damn fighting gameNTA but I have no idea how one can settle on a style as a main with how different tracks can be.
>>559596301Every style will have their specialty card later to help with the track. You can't grab all of them without being the holy piggy so you gotta pick'em. Pace is the easiest since they account for like 67% for the roster or something.
>>559596301For me it's>My number 1 favorite is a certain style and my other favorite has the same style so I just ended up gravitating towards that style
>>559596424trvkenow i'm a f2p frontfag and it's suffering
>>559596228Do it Kita and Rudolf (as end) will do a lot of the heavy lifting so it's fine to make Teio
>>559591674>>559591908Congrats on MLB R Riko and WindyIm so unlucky to still have 0 Riko and 1LB Windy
>>559587258bond girl is owned by fujita
>>559587543also because his dam was Sweet Luna
