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Mambo!
>>559627094ryan LOVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER THREAD
stop making threads retards
How do you make a front runner? I will make my first soon if I pull Kitasan.
The jannies chose Ryan
is this the right thread or not??
>>559630217jannies love ryan now...
>>559630131you do a hundred parent runs for groundwork and greens, then have none of them pop when you actually get distance Sor you use falco and get shit on by the other front autists
>Janny saved the Ryan thread
>>559630131you pull out the credit card
post podiums
I'M MULTI THREAD DRIFTING
>>559630582>makes another thread when one is already up why do you think the janny deleted the last one
>>559630582That other thread is gonna get janny'd.
>>559630582>367 images slots leftToo soon
>>559630391What greens? What card has groundwork?Falco is a good Front Patent?
>>559630582We stay here. Jannies are finally awake tho
Retarded fucking jannys
>>559630582>deadI guess it's the ryan thread
You guys told me jannies hate Ryanfag.
>>559630747rape victim
holy shit. the jannies are actually saving a ryan thread for once
What the fuck is this weird ass Pasa build?? it got 2nd in my CM race
S rank is so easy now that I got MLB KSB and FMWhat should I use SSR selector on? I have 2LB Biko, El, and Kawakami. I also have 0LB Creek.
back in the trenches jannies would just autosage threads they didn't like...
>>559630131Pray you get groundwork + the early race skills to proc itStack high wit so your skills fire offStack mid race skills to build a big leadBuy seiun unique + maybe 1 other late race skillThrow a fit when you lose to some late/end with uncapped speed
umm, achktually
I hate Mejiro Ryan now
Back to what I was replying to before>>559629758>>559630814Guts are dangerous if they're able to duel early since it lasts for the whole late-race and they can go faster than Mile S
Ryangods stay winning
I need Ryan dead
Rate this CM
My Shichi and Brian dueled each other for this. Thank you for sacrificing yourself so my oshiwife could get her first win, Shichi
>>559630568What do you mean?
>>559630730anyguts grooveno
>>559630923i only respond to the director
>>559630923>B Dirt
>>559630893Ok thank you i didnt see the reply because of the thread fiasco retardation.I won that race by 3 lengths but it still suprised me seeing that shit
poor thing...
>>559630825What about Speed Sichi?
Annoying fucking faggots deleting BOTH threads before I can reply and now we're stuck with this recycled shit, Jesus Christ on the crossanyway...>>559628773Fucking Shadai. It even sounds villainous. Well, I appreciate the well-thought out answer to what was mostly my rambling train-of-thought comment (even forgot to capitalize Eclipse and Tony Bin, woops!). I was actually going to mention Narita Brian dying so young as a great misfortune for Brian's Time's line. What was wrong with the Mejiro breeding practices? I know their property was ruined by a volcano and that really did a number on them.
>>559630923it's just virgo but with 75% of the characters in the game removed
I thought I missed a choco. Thankfully I did not.
Reposting niggerzuka getting fucked.
Kitasex soon
>>559631032Gold City? 0LB
>>559630923dirty/10
postin in the moldly old recycled bread
>>559631028>mfw i translated the chinese text
also literally the wrong number for the thread, good job dipshits
>>559630923I don't like it/10
This thread is so fucking shit
>>559631230As long as next bake is 2339
>>559630067Did you seriously wait 3 fucking hours just to delete the proper thread people were using?>dupe threads are le bad>but only when I decide to selectively enforce the rule
>>559631170Dump it on Biko i guess
>>559630923My Taiki took 11 races to figure out where 3rd and 4th place were to ult and get her first win, then I got 3rd against a guy's Pasa understandable and his 982 speed 1100 power Urara who only had two accels whatCapricorn was less garbage than this/10.
are you fucking joking right now
>>559631317lol you lost
This is what Uma Musume is all about.
>>559631223I'm gonna say it says nanking massacre?
>>559630805Sauce on artist, looks fapable
>>559630923The most soulless one yet
>>559630975YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANare we not good enough for you...?
>>559631230check the thread time, this threads been up for hours anon
Ryan may be ugly but she's still cute
>>559631407i'm fucking jorking it right now
>>559631410You're an eunuch
>>559631469where's goku
I just came back from doing cm, what happened to the other thread
>>559631469maybe if she wears a wig
can we delete this game alreadyif not i am going to nuke japan a thrid time
I'm finally seeing high rating NY Ulalas, and they're actually pretty strong. They just NYOOOOOOOOOOOOM then proc NSM
>>559630923we need more dirt umas
https://jiggie.fun/9TziO5https://jiggie.fun/9TziO5
>>559631506what happened to your cmpost about the game not thread drama
I-IT'S HIM
>>559631431yeah
How to build Dirty Evil Nature, Urara and El can't win at all
>>559631360Biko it is, I'll just borrow SC for long CMs
In around 8 hours and 20 minutes the G2 Hochi Hai Yayoi Sho Deep Impact Kinen will start
Not making a single other post in this trash thread. Going to /v/
>Swap Hishiama in for fun>She winsMy plan to get into Group B is in danger
>>559631506I didn't like this OP's image so I made two other threads and they got deleted. Fucking bullshit if you ask me.
>*autobalances your rigil umas to spica*
>piggy takes bottom podium
keep posting hedgehogs to stroke my hog in the hedges to
>>559631598They're getting purged retard, I had the catalog open..
>>559631506
I am getting dabbed on by S/S+ fronts, this is a nightmare
>>559631587there's at least three usable free gold recoveries through MANT, you only need SC in the short term for stats
>>5596309235/10 it's alright but medium cm is still the best
>>559631143Hey Suzuka hater you'll like this one>lobby has a really good Suzuka in it>get scared because Suzukas have been my kryptonite>on the last straight Suzuka is on the inner rail >start overtaking her on the right>the Taiki from the Suzuka's team barrels behind>has enough speed and accel to win>instead, plunges into the back of Suzuka and can't navigate between her and Maru>Maru wins
>>559631594What a stupid name for a race. Why'd they have to do that??
>>559631506I want the one on the right
https://youtube.com/shorts/7cVftD_wy78
>>559631157Damn, didnt know you like getting fucked by big black male horses
Jesus, Digitan really wants to make it on my final team...
>met a Dacchi (Oguri Cap as in Peak)>we both lost to El We'll get'em next time bwo>>559631562Time to do your fan runs as punishment
>>559631660I'm starting to believe Falco sucks on dirt.
>>559631770If sex with Kita makes me gay then call me a faggot
kowai
Super Creek is ____
>>559631530A lot of talk for a dead manI doubt Truman would have played uma musume
>>559631851faggot
>>559631808Falcons are best in the air
>>559631420
>>559631851Sex with male animals makes you a gay furry, or a kiwi
>>559631802>front elFucking whales
>>559631743
i would rather have one copy of neicha wit or fuketanemakikane ssr instead of my 3lb fimo
ACK I SWAPPED IN THE WRONG TAIKI AIEEEEEE
>>559632004neicha surefuku no, it's complete garbage at LB0
>>559631867built for aggressive paizuri, titty sucking, cock slapping, golden showering, covering in cum, anal creampies, choking, deep throating, spitting on, hair pulling, feet fucking, pit licking, rim jobbing, neck biting, playing her tits like a drum with your cock, impregnating
>>559632043It got 5th, surely it can win some
>>559631942What's whale about front El? You only need 7* Front, "positional wit" is a meme
my trainee broke into my fucking house
>Another 2/5 after 4 rounds of 2/5 yesterdayBwos go forth without me
Surely we will get the trainer pass early. Surely
>>559631741Is Taiki Front actually good? I don't get the appeal, does SFV+plancha overtakes an A&S+plancha uma?
>>559631069mcqueen stood stud at shadai, so it isn't like he failed because of mejiro's breeding practices, he failed for the same reason pretty much every other bloodline in japan failed at the same time. he couldn't compete with sunday silence.
>>559632156SHE ACTUALLY DID
>Match up with an anon with /uma/ on his profile>In a discord club
Calling an extremely feminine uma a man is one of the meanest things you can do
>>559632194>matching during oink hoursretardbvo...
>>559632298FUCK YOU SUZUNIGGER
>>559632227It's good with Mile Maven, and you often get lobbies with 4 or 5 fronts so she can nab SFV into Plancha (into Angling if your opponents are idiots)
>went 1/4 with 2lates 1endMaybe I shouldn't gamble tomorrow
i tried ulala for fun for 1 set, she never got top 3 and manmy summer maru won 0 races. is 2x front bad?i'm now trying tripple front and most of the time falcon wins, sometimes el condor pasa but maru never does anything besides speed down debuffsShould I replace her?
>>559632194My fellow B group brother
emmmk guys?>>559627240>>559627240>>559627240
>>559632156>>559632294AND SHE WAS MY FRONT TAIKI EXPERIMENT BUT SHE'S SET TO PACE AHHHHHHHH
>>559632298autis/uma/?
>>559632393What a nice young man
>3 late surger team>they always end up 5th, 7th, and 8th
>>559632298I stalk some of our former club members and it's surprising how many of them end up in random discord clubs that aren't /uma/ but still have /uma/ as their profile lineIt's bizarre
>>559632456lolizuka... ToT
>late start into 3 length winmaybe this CM is alright
>>559632380ermmm retard?
>>559632393
>>559632431/uma/ in their profile text not the club name
>>559632456My child must be in there NOW
holy shitDirt Suzuka AND Chiyonohe has debuffer Pasa. disGUSTING
>5/5>sweet, my freshly made smaru is going to walk this!>go again>2/5Okay fine I'll queue later
oguri is so scary... 20m more and Taiki would've gotten pulse'd
>>559632464Why is this grown man throwing a tantrum?
Brian podium!>>559632431Nope. It isn't an /uma/ club at all.
>>559632298this didn't happen
this clanker has a surprisingly good win rate so far
>>559632534
>>559632582what were their win rates
>>559632640>dirt and mile s>good stats>surprisingly goodYeah, not bragging at all
>>559632674
This is the fake thread btw
>>559632713He doesnt have any friends to brag to, so he has to come show off his best efforts to internet strangers. Be nice
>>559631461yeah, this thread should have been deleted hours ago. we literally filled up an entire 2337 opera o thread and should have moved to a new 2338.
i canti just fucking canti had to borrow fuku and stamina parent to get her stamina anywhere close to 600i cant hit +550 stamina with 3 wit and w3 speed cards and het speed and power over 1000 when i borrow neicha. also i only got 2/7 times her skilli only have one borrow left for today. what am i gonna do bros. i really want to win one fucking cm
>>559632298what umas was he running?
I have a confession to makeI want to have sex with Gold City right after she wins a race and is all sweaty and whisper in her ear she smells good
>>559632797Oh anon, that implies clanking requires any effort to begin with.
I've never run into so many B/B+ phone-ins before this CM. Is it the dirt filter?
>>559632871the jannies are very bipolar. somedays theyll delete ryan threads even though we're on page 9 with max replies and images, and others they leave it up for no reason
>>559632770Heaven
>>559632937I didnt say it was good, worthwhile, or along the lines. Just his best effort.
>>55963269672.4%
post em
>>559632912i am so mad i cant type anymoredo i need to rewrite or do you see my problem?
Kita…please…have mercy…
>>559632912Your power cards?
>>5596329606 million newcuties eagerly awaiting to get raped by mant
>1 front >1 pace>6 late>1 end>only Rudolf from all the lates and end activated a golden accelThis was a funny race and was rooting for Fuku tbdes
>>559632912You're a late surger, you will literally be fine.Also show skills
>>559632912Oguri can hit speed cap with 2 speed cards, fuck even 1 if you highroll.If you want to make sure go with 3 speed 2 wit and borrow mlb riko, or use mlb R Riko,and borrow something else, you can also borrow Biko speed. blow blue balls on stam
>>559633147not without Neicha he's not
>>559633083Fuck the audio desynced
HOEH ARIGATOU
>a couple wins yesterday but never more than 2>0 wins today>only have 1 try left to get into AFUCKQuick, is there a good uma that's strong and easy to build?My Oguri and Taiki couldn't keep up
>S rank uma team>go to peep their win rates>abysmal, but also none of them have been used for a full day>notice stats>they must've brought their cm9 team>check date>all after cm9 finals>someone...brought their TT team?>oguri sprint e, digitan sprint f>someone...got gaslit super hard???
I'm not winning much, but every time my Hayahidirt makes two people look like fools, it's all worth it.
>>559633065seatuber said power cards are scam. which ones give stamina?>>559633147no my s rank oguri was constantly last in 3 runs. apparently because she had only 450 staminaalso this misses OYL now because of missing neicha>>559633162how do i get oyl like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtOdb2g9EO4why did I just watch this it's fucking stupid
>>559633289maybe he hit auto select
>>559633319It would be extremely painful
I swear my S.Maru late starts 70% of the time.
>>559633287
>>559633287Why are you queueing the same time as whales fren?
Gold City game
>>5596329122 speed cards is enough, just highroll we have half tp and borrow nice nature
>>559633002
>>559633289sprint? that's not a sprint cm...
>>559633424I didn't know I just wanted to get done with this but 0 wins triggered me
>>559633314it's insane to me how obvious it is that pokke really being around fuji in the movie and ingame but people still think that she actually sees tachyon anything more than a rival
>>559633497
>>559633395for her
>>559633312what if i do this?
>>559633312HishiAma, Inari One, Biwa have Stam Bonus. You only need one. You can borrow Neicha again.
>>559633289They're gassing out. Those are sprint stamina numbers.
>>559633424>normally 1-2/5>never get to queue at this time>queue up>easiest wins I've ever hadam I... the whale?
>>559633451
>Ended up in group A after getting matched with shitters three times in a rowI'm so fucked its unreal
>>559633525If you want to increase your chances of getting into group A queue at SEA times or 1~3 hours before the reset. I've seen others do it and it works
My Pasa is winning mid race now. Front S is the key.
>>559633451I'll keep it realI'll pump my iron rod inside her AND THERE'S NO STOPPING ME
>>559633451watching her proc Ult -> Let's Pump -> Redshift is so satisfying, I had a race yesterday where she won by 7 lengths after front failed to proc A&S
https://streamable.com/j0ye7o
>>559633569swap the Cafe for your Riko, also do you have the SR Eishin speed card? if you do, swap Sweep for thatyou'll be fine with that and just remember to hit your Stam
>>559633408can't run fast when there's my cum dripping in her thong
>>559633649Many such casesCongrats for now
>>559630923this is my worst performing CM since like the second CMand its also the one i've put the most effort into
>"CM is acceleration game">acceleration skills are mandatory>Power is a distant second to Speed in terms of priority (or maybe arguably even third or fourth if you take Stamina and Wit into consideration) >NOBODY gives a fuck about S surface at allExplain this dichotomy.
Kita is for ______
>>559633629Maybe?
>>559633690>streamablebased
>>559633525Always queue later, right after the gates to queue open is whale territoryI usually do 1 right after, and then spread the rest until the next day.
>>559630923>mile cm>no taiki = lose
>>559633597duh?
>>559633558>>559633497>>559632534>>559632393please stop my nutbladder can't take any more
>>559633737Seeing Doto sad brings me great pleasure
>>559633759The loud anons only parrot sloptuber words.The quiet anons play lobbies and show everyone else how good umas are made.
>>559630923>have smart falcon>win
>>559633720i tried that a few times it always turn out shit
>>559633819
Does real horse racing require some form of strategy on the racing track?
>>559633895you can also use king halo if you have it
>>559633808rape yourself, frog poster. if i can win on dirt with ryan you can win with anything
>>559633819>best kita outfit>worst kita kitaaaaa, I need to roll for her only to dress up my other kitas with her outfit, once I get them
>>559633896waifushin
>>559633896Imagine long hair Bakushin and Calstone standing right next to each other
>>559633895too much Stam broski. you don't need that much on a late surgeri highly doubt the 450 stam one was gassing out, likely it had bad skills
bwonew Falco I made today can actually hold her ground against (my own) TaikiI'm so happy
>>559633656>>559633791Ok I'll do my last attempt at least 2 hours before resetIs it a good idea to add a debuffer or a runaway suzuka? I see many front runners winning, maybe she can stop them?
>>559634004
>>559633943No you just sit on honse, slap ass, and go fast
>>559630923i am dropping this dogshit game/ 100/5 wins
>>559633983base kita has the best outfit bwo
why can she not win a single race?
more like oguri capn't
I will also be speechless if I see 2 (there were 3) Urara
>late start>my fronts get rapedGGs.
>oguri just behind my front uma almost touching her tail>last 200m hitHow do you cope without sounding mad?
stop bringing Smart Falcon i don't have her
>>559634075I'm almost sure we had a conversation about triple 7 yesterday
>>559634075You'd be performing at least twice as better if stam and power numbers were switched
>>559633759accel skills give MUCH more accel than power does, and even it falls off after 800 anyways
>>559634075Powerlet...
>>559634056
>>559633761Forced diversity
>>559634020this was the one always hitting 9th placeit has all the skills. its 3 points away from s rank/v/ laughted at me for too low stamina
>>559633543the ESL king
>>559634075"TTL is enough" retards when their groundworkless front constantly loses early race
this oguri keeps winningcan you actually substitute accels for just having all the midrace?
HOW DOES SHE KEEP DOING IT
>>559634159No, get raped
>>559633808About that
If this Haru can win then so can you
HOEH
>>559634075based groundwork skipper CHAD
>>559634098Shadow Clone jutsu!
>>559634184>>559213986
>>559634075>No groundwork>600 power>No mile SYou got a bit unlucky, she should probably have one or two wins, but she isn't very strong and will get beaten by any decently built team
>>559634249S surface has an enormous effect on midrace in my experience.
>>559634226fuck forgot pic>>559634020>>559634249why is your shitty oguri winning but my shitty one not
>Smart Falcon rapes Suzuka with the prudent + dodging combo into her ultSTAY ON TURF SUZUNIGGER
did a little worse today. but still got some 3/5 runs
>>559632117pregnant sex too
>>559634303>shilling Coal City
>>559634402it probably keeps dying, for startersacceleration and fighter are also wasted points
>>559634075What the fuck is happening here? I'm having an aneurysm.>all those debuffs>no groundwork>too much Stamina>not enough Power>atrocious mid game>dodging danger without prudent positioning>leader's fucking pride>triple 7s>no S aptitudesI mean at least you went to the hot spring together
>>559634402Yours is way shittier>extra tankbro?
>>559634402>395Wtf bro, thats awful, also extra tank??? Thats for longs.
>>559634430EXPLODE
>>559634458Hag
>>559632284sounds like shadai propaganda
>>559634303Shichi LOVE
>>559634402his has double corners, double straights, corner adept, your has shit stamina trash it and start over
>rice art reposted
>>559634526dying on what? i had points over should i not use them?
Kita’s best outfit is her birthday suit
>1st gambling 2L 1E queue >1-4>2nd try>4-1ALL IN ON BLACK
please bring 1 Front to my roomI need someone to cuck Pasa from firing her ult
>>559634402Aim for 500 stam. You don't need more. But at 395 stam you can't use all of your Speed, it's some funky monkey bullshit that I don't fully understand either.Also these skills are a mess, get more absolute basic midgame skills like straightaways and corners.
you've heard of front pasa, you've seen fron taikis, but behold the true ultimate strategy:
>>559634567>>559634548yeah it was for career goals niggers>>559634617I CANT HIT STAMINA OVER 450 WITH NEICHA DIDNT YOU READ
>>559632989
>>559634627400 stamina isn't effective for a mile, you need moredouble circle greens suck but I'd get those in a heartbeat over midrace accel (acceleration/fighter) if you don't have midrace velocity out the ass to go with it
its going to be so over for me
>>559634679>not bringing your own 2nd front to cuck all pacersNgmi
>>559634750>I CANT HIT STAMINA OVER 450 WITH NEICHAWhat, you totally can.
>>559634697pace falco would be godlike on longs when no one brings fronts tbqhwy
>>559634015how do I tell which one to shoot jizz on their face?
>>559633083>Fuku AND LunaMAN I haven't gotten any pocket picks this time around. Most exotic thing is NY Ulala.
>>559634626That's illegal
>>559634750>I CANT HIT STAMINA OVER 450 WITH NEICHA DIDNT YOU READFor the love of God anon, yes you can.Use your Riko events.Hit it when there's good friendship trainings there or a hint you want.Pick the Stamina options in the costume events.
>>559634697Bwo missed the memo that this was a mile race
>>559634821but my Taiki will die if there are TOO many front
Three white hors will be running today (7th and 10th race on Nakayama and 12th in Hanshin)https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2029908367096045879?s=20
Doesn't IMG_XXXX number means it's downloaded, and not a screenshot? I'm pretty sure screenshot is also on PNG format.You're smarter than this /uma/, or dumber.
>>559634750Gwo?
digitan is just enjoying the ride, I'm sure she will do the sneedful for finals
I like the snek combo.
>>559634963If you have two fronts, they'll do all the winning for you and you won't have to care about your Taiki
>>559634697Holy shit, this trainer's intellect is beyond our understanding.
when is the next soulful CM
>>559634912don't ignore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W32NwRMHhp4
>>559634750Bwo yes you can??? I think I saw your melty before the deck you were running (2 speed 3 wit riko) is good, you just have to highroll
>>559634075Anon all those times I posted>Groundwork is optionalwith this image was just me throwing a fit GW didn't proc during inspo. You absolutely need GW for fronts.
>>559634903I haven't seen them that much too this day. So far that Fuku and a Halloween Rice. Yesterday I met an Ayabe and Ardan
>>559611712That hair is so fucking ugly, goddamn! It's like her barber was drunk when cutting her hair.
>>559635089why am i getting aroused by this shonbori rudolf's zettai ryouiki thighs...
>>559634586also birth
>>559635242Unfortunately her body is a 10/10
>>559634880
>>559634075Groundwork is not optional bwo...
>>559635175Satsuki Sho, CM after next
>>559634056I still can't believe they put bodyswapping into Jordan's career. Straight outta some kinda disallowed doujin.
>>559635242its ADORABLE
>2 more enemy falcos without groundwork>both my fronts annihilate themwhat are people doing...
whats a highroll? a good run?
That Urara had a rating of 11.6k and the stat spread was 1119/383/840/718/407
>>559634750hitting 600 stam with just riko is pretty easy actually, I even pressed stam too often during this run
>>559635242don't say that...
>>559634984My screenshots are on jpg format but says screenshot. Not sure what phone is IMG_XXXX
>>559635361It's when you post and get triple sevens
>>559635243AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA TEIO-SAN YOU ARE BROWSING 4CHAN
So yeah, sorry but I'm leaving rebricked next week
>>559635196>Creek stops standing straight at any given moment>immediately look at her cleavageMother, I'm sorry, these saggers are too enticing
>>559635361>high roll careerabove average stats, S aptitudes, good skills>high roll racewhen a gambling uma hits all their accelerations at the right time
>>559633558Licking Kita's fingers right after she finishes
>>559635421>have bad stats>losecrazy
>>559635505Uh huh, and join who exactly?
>>559635505For another /uma/ club?How gracious
>the jobber lobbies are so bad triple front can take the podiumlmao
>>559635505why not now
>>559634932>outfitit only has power and slow metaobviously i max out riko already. but i start with 80-90 stamina
When's the best time to queue? Right before day change?
>>559635064I've found that DD + GW combo only has two outcomes:Either>your uma slithers her way to the front of the inner rail and completely block the other fronts or>your uma slithers her way to second place for some fucking reasonThe first scenario can secure a win, but the second one is really annoying.
>>559635505
>>559635671about half an hour ago, don't queue now
Which recovery did you give SMaru?
>>559635505You're one of the flatliners aren't you?
>>559635427>2 wit 3 speedis this better than 3 wit?and yes i do her events still cant hit itjust did my last borrow for today
>>559635671That or SEA hours (7 hours later and 13 hours later)
>>559635663That's not a fucking costu--Okay you know what, have fun being a retard, see you tomorrow for your next meltdown. I look forward to you losing the finals
>>559635767it's safer
Same but with Mambo
>>559635671
>>5596357672 speed would be better if you have an actually good second speed card. Kita+Sweep isnt enough to always reliably cap it in my experience and Flash has some ok late skills from hints. Let's you get more power too from big speed rainbows (though Halo would be better for that than Flash)FM+Neicha are the 2 best wit stat sticks in the game right now so I dont really see the need to add an additional wit card if I'm not hunting any specific skills
>>559635894>Tracing over Awei's Suzuka doujinSpics are so shameless
>>559635853you are still lying thoit only has speed and power
>>559635767No, oguri is a fucking 20% speed uma, unless you're new or bad you don't need those training wheels.
I really hate how they changed Taiki's unique so you need to have worse positioning to proc it
>>559636019if only there were two more that gave staminawouldn't that be fucking crazy
>>559634075>posts a single frontBorrow Falcon BUT don't get Falcon's unique even if heavily discountedPick hesitant pace if those are the ones fucking you, the way you beat other fronts is by WINNING THE MIDRACEDon't go as hard on stamina, if you get corner recovery hints then grab it
>>559635767The deal with running 2 speed is that it's not consistent, you can cap with it but not all the time5 stam12 power
>>559635427he >>559636026 called you bad or newi dont want to flame but dayuuum
I normally don't doubt newcuties but I'm pretty sure this one's been doing this everyday and you're all getting baited
>>559636181I have nothing else to do while watching my races
>>559636019This seals the deal, you're the stupidest person who's ever posted here. I'm not responding to you again out of respect for my brain cells.
>>559636181bait is meant to be bit
And the MVP of today is my Reworked Front El with DD+PD. My Falco is adequate and my Taiki sucks, but is kind of a wildcard. I've never had an uma be above 50% WR on her own though so this is worth a post.
>>559634984>>559635471IMG_XXXX is the default IPhone image name. Screenshots are in PNG format yes.
>>559636181I stopped responding when he mentioned /v/. I already knew that time it's the bait and switch
>>559636181why neichas event doesnt want fuck fucking trigger since cm began? why is her card so shit?
1-9 stay up0 sleep
POST EMBLOG EMFalco doesn't seem to be doing that great, but she's definitely the weakest of the bunch. Guess I'll keep throwing careers into her until finals, since I'm not really motivated to do anything else before TB drops. I'm not sure about whether to push her to higher power or wit, though. Higher wit is doing better, and that one only has Early Lead instead of TTL. If I don't get anything better, then I might drop her fully for Digitan, who has been killing it. Fronts are very plentiful, but there's still a few lobbies where I'm the only player with fronts.I guess the Taiki I brought by mistake can stay in the record since she did win a race.
>>559636181Bait is delicious though
>He fell for the front el gaslight
>>559636294make a front taiki if she isn't already
She's so hot
>>559636224kys
>>559636439I wish Oguri would do that to my dick but it's not that big and more on the cute side
>BRO ISN'T YOUR SISTER DEADWhy is Doto such a bitch?
>>559636434>>559636464>all these S+s thinking they're geniuses for winning racesnot a single honest poster
>>559636336There are an increasing amount of crossposters to be fair though, I find /v/ generally gives pretty good advice so i don't think it's shitposting/baiting.
>>559634178whats wrong with triple 7s
>>559636427just kidding I'm really tired, night
>>559636575this is bait
>>559636557Go back to /v/ma if you don't like it, we are all whales with >80% CM WR here
>>559636575it was moxie so nvm it
>>559636557The el condor pasta was an S+ too though
>>559636557That particular one does it every CM. Oink oinks and then pretends there's strategy involved. But it's cute that he types it out for himself.
>>559636671clubbing seals isn't impressiveround 1 rates mean nothing when you can just win by stats
>>559636671dumb smelly frogposter
>>559636671/v/ma also has >80% CM WR nowadays, where the fuck is a safe space for G2P toreinas.
Pretty based lineup from this guy but I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea
>>559631594>>559631743Hoochie Hai!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLHr2fvdh_E
>>559636671>wethis is bait
>>559633759Life is full of mysteries
>>559636574Being clueless is understandable but intentionally being retarded is another. /v/ is also autistic enough to be able to explain properly
Total Goldshit Death
if you didn't win with your oshi did you really win
>>559636762>F2P toreinasLazy*If you're too busy sweeping and shitposting don't spect your last minute umas to perform.
>>559633759I thought consensus was you give a shit about S surface on short races, I'm not trying to get Mile S or anything, I want Dirt S or Turf S
>>559636762Weak bait. They don’t even know how to play.
>200mYour response /uma/?
>>559636896Losing with my oshi is still winning
>went 5-5-4-4 yesterday>5-5-4-5 todayI'm getting deja vu.
>>559636557>he can't make an S or at least a 14k umaThe stamguts requirement is literally just 600+300. The rest can go into power and wit, both are huge ranking padders.
>>559636464Based, watched a Front S Pasa get blocked and I then spammed the "Easy" sticker over and over
>>559636953
>>559635512
>>559636557Day 1 is for live testing my own umas because the CM record tracks wins/losses for me and room matches don't
skills matter more than stats for mile
>>559636762those are day 1 /uma/ deserters
>>559636897>Sweepy discourseThere's nothing wrong with it and you should stfu.
>>559636896I remade my oshi yesterday with Finemo and she won half her races today
>newfriend bait stopped>/v/ma, frogpost, and sweepy suddenly startsnyooooooooooooooooticing
You are all stupid to be honest.
>>559637095Enjoy losing CM because you don't know how to play the game and sweepy can't make aces for you.
>>559635512You might even say they're... Super.
>>559637148>TeiopostNooticing.
>>559637148Shitposters coming from the shitposter board? Huh??????
>>559633759The shorter the race the more important power is. The longer the race the more important speed is.
Whats wrong with fighter/ acceleration?
>>559637191Teio is meant to be noticed afterall
>>559637148Teioposters are always aware of the situation
>>559637148Not everything is bait bwos, some people are genuinely just new
>>559636983what's with all the shichi playersis it just because she has dirt D?
>>559637291Both are accel skill that happens in mid-race. You ONLY want accel skills in late race
>>559637329nta but i dont know gwo the timing is just too sussy amogus
>>559637291accel is useless outside late race or the very beginning for gw havers
What did she mean by this
If I post every turn for an ace career, will you guys do it for me?
>>559637291mid-race acceleration is only helpful when triggered alongside a velocity skill, which is a bit of a gambleyou could theoretically gamble on it triggering just before the late race starts as your uma moves up to overtake, but again it is unreliable so your points are better spent on more consistent skills.
>>559633759For me? It's Distance S > Style S > Surface S. If you know, you know.
>>559637360it's possible it's just three peopleit's possible that there's more people than usual using shichi because she's an easy mutant
They killed our little brother again...
>>559637178
>>559637458>>559637430>>559637418how do you know when what skill triggers? did you learn all of them by heart?
>>559637448I can do your uma in your behalf, yes.
Would be cool if there's a midrace accel skill that happens if you proc 3 skills like THH
Digitan stole Rice's win...
>>559637360Turns out that if you spend carats on a high class escort you may as well use her.
>>559637304True
>>559637534you learn thru experience and knowing how the race works. general rules apply
>>559637418Idk, I just don't think we should jump to conclusions. I think the guy has posted about being frustrated multiple times. I just don't think its malicious, and I don't really think /v/ comes raid our threads. In my experience the few times ive gone over. They're pretty chill and I wouldn't even say they're bad. Idk, I just don't wanna potentially dismiss what could be a true cry for help you know?
how am i suppose to collect sashes if i never win this shit?
Why are there armpit umas but no anal umas?
I cant make my dream of triple front work.Its insanely hard mutate suzuka and chocobobo into dirt mile if you don't have really good parents.I tried it my suzuka just flat out dies, and bobo is usually 3rd
Creek's voice is so sweet and soothing.
>>559637534I read the skill? Fighter isn't technically a midrace skill but the chances are pretty damn high that your uma will try to pass someone in the midrace and trigger it.
>>559637476>Style S
her face is silly
>>559637534Gametora is a good sourceIf you can't read it yet, use the umalator and take note of the places those skills procprotip: For accel you want to proc during late race
>>559637534Read the skill description, but there are also some hidden stuff so that's when you go here https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>559637704this but with tenno sho (spring) makes me suicidal i am never getting taishin her encroaching shadow
>>559637680It's not them but most probably the usual guy. His pattern is usually schizo to acting clueless to forcing usual dramas for (You)s
>>559637709Smart Falcon is right there
i wont be hitting the stamina quota again do i?
>Curren is a slut>Daitaku is a dykeMy Umas are BROKEN I need to replace my taste with someone else’s, I have horrible taste. Cut out my tongue and cauterize the stump.
>>559637709King Halo has the anal phenotype.
>>559637534Iirc there are various wit checkpoints throughout each section of the track. The skill chooses one of those checkpoints and if you pass the wit check your skill will trigger.It's why skills that have specific trigger condition (like 777, groundworks, green skills etc) are valued in races where they're relevant.
>>559637850>classic early august>not having B speed and power and at least C staminaglue
>>559637806I guess maybe I'm just too innocent, I just don't get trolls and shitposters being that desperate for attention.
>>559637969its she shit cards you made me run her with
POST SOMETHING CUTE
Look at 'em swang.
>>559638117
>>559637458We've always helped newcuties that it's easy to know which ones are real and pretending to be retarded. Trust me it's easy to teach actual newcuties since they already have basic knowledge about the game, usually only asking for clarifications and more specific information, and I'm not saying it's /v/ma I go there so I know how chill they are
>>559638067didn't gaslight you, just saying your stats are glue
Finally hit a dirt spark on fuku and natie's chain didn't finish lolThis is gonna have to be it lads. Let Shiraoki take the wheel
Look at these gyaru babes!
>>559638178Meant for >>559637680
>>559637534just like with every other game that has a lot of knowledge to absorb. a new player doesnt know what all the heroes/items in dota do, or all the maps/guns in cs, or all the characters in street fighter right when they start, but they'll eventually learn as they keep playing.
Getting my wallet rinsed by fin motion...
Holy fuck I had absolute God awful luck. Fuck me.
Smart falcon seems earnestIs she also retardedI am wondering
>>559637448Leave her to me
Finally my Ulala gets a W
>senior january>not even second event of neicha wit hit>this is the 7th run with no oylI HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME I HATE THIS GAME
is speed eater a must have for fronts?
Nothing like oshi gaming to keep the game sovlful
>>559638212jordan is very cute even if she's retarded
>>559638525only if they get hungry during the race
I fucking hate dirt....I just can't fuckin win no matter what i do
>>559638568Taiki never had a banner if you have her it means you like her.
>>559638212>even ifbecause
>>559638394Kinda just want to stick my hand in there...
the new affinity calculator on Dox site is such a game changer bwonow even Falco can easily get double circle
>>559638449retarded and a whore
>>559638665In where?
>>559638117Why is she swole
>>559638509No clue how you guys get the videos so nice but that finish was a nail biter.
>>559638525Not a must in the same way GW and TTL are, but it is one of your strongest midrace options
>>559638525I wouldn't say its an absolute "must have or its a brick" like groundwork or taking the lead, its just a very good skill
>>559637740I really like her and Grass' voice.
>>559638724Why is she taking advantage of her unconscious trainer?
>>559638750MANTblazer is going to give Falco serious character development.
>>559637995Sadly, getting (You)s become an addiction after some time for some people.
>>559638589same except i wasted building every hour the last 2 weeks and i still sucked
Why is mid race velocity good on non-frontsI thought you'd just slow down to match the pace of your running style immediately after
>>559638642>Ticket Taiki for her American udders>She ends up being an ultra busted mega champion years into the futurePicking with your heart (dick) always gets rewarded in the end
>>559638876pace-down is a spook
>>559638768halu ulala I kneel
Smart Falcon? More like Fart Smalcon LMAO
>>559638991i dont get it
>>559638729Her shirt. I am implying I want to fondle her breast with my hand under her uniform.
>>559638642>tfw threw a shitfit when she spook my 3* tickets thriceH-Haha yeah...
>>559638991I prefer Shart Fartco myself
Ayabe is built for hugs and kisses on her forehead
Twin Turbo in Global yet?
More like Stupid Idiot Bird haha
>>559639049What breast.
>>559639138She's sure not build for racing.
Creature spotted
>>559637554She does it again...
>>559639152Taboo is a Year3 horse
>>559639314THATS ME!
Translator/Typesetter here. Which would you prefer regarding how Rice Shower calls the Trainer:>Oniisama>Big Brother>Trainer
>>559639372The first two
>>559639372Brosky
>>559639372oniisama
post bizarre CMs uraras>3 blues, 900 stam, Sprint,. 7th place
>>559639201The ones on the front of her chest, same as every other woman. Don't be mean, just because they're almost nonexistent doesn't mean they're not there.
>>559639372Onii-sama. Are you translating the Rice doujin?
>>559639372Oniisama
>>559639372husband
>>559639372First one
>>559639372I prefer the localization of Mister or Sir
>>559639389Oyakodon with these two.
>>559638876Only during the first half of the mid race, in the second half it is different. At the second half they would actually start accelerating (although not obvious because it happens slowly) to get to the front. This is why Golshi is good because her ult helps her get in to the front before the start of the late race.
Laugh and you go to hell
>>559639372Brother dearest
>>559639372bro-chama
>>559632464My lates have gotten absolutely nowhere, if it isn't a front or Taiki it may as well just jog the whole race
Finally first EndGuri win in 15 races
There can be only one.
>the 5 blue menace>3rd place
>>559639372large sister
>>559639365Even though you were on the other team I was rootin' for you. Glad to see you stuck with it for your Italian pastry wife.
>>559639573I don't trust this face
>>559639679Second pasa face is funny
uhhh how do you get nsm again? because i got clairvoyance instead?
>>559639138All her problems would be fixed by having my child
>>559639497Were you the one who requested the Rice fancomic by Moment Silicon? Yes, I'm currently working on it and will be posting it here when I'm done.I'll go with Oniisama with this translation/typeset.
>>559639575>won by a head>Biwaher legs were still 2L behind
>>559639791You picked Fuku's team name instead of the default Team Carrot
Digitan noooooooooo that was supposed to be Laisu's win >>559638768webm for lazys
>>559639575May as well be Distance
>>559639679>D:
>>559639791>sunny runners
>>559639758Why not?
>>559639575>Head
>>559639791I didn't think it was possible to be this dumb
>>559639706The guts menace>1st place
>>559639791son
>>559639595Rice would say this
>>559639892>>559639931THE NAME HAS AN EFFECT??? WHY NO ONE TOLD MEEEwhat does amerimutt and rice cunny give?
>>559639721I don't look like but act like this
Gibs?
>>559639779>>559639917delet this
>>559639721Off topic
>>559640031Mile Maven and Cooldown
>\>559640031This is a troll post
>>559640031Mile Maven and Cooldown, respectively
>>559640031For me it's Happy Hoppers like Taiki suggested
>>559640107
>>559639882Yeah, you're doing God's work anon.
Is Taiki front really that good?
>>559639989you guys will NEVER guess which one went 1st and which went 9th
>>559639679Front el?
>>559638394He said something cute not ugly It's actually amazing how Cygames managed to out ugly Mejiro Ryan
>>559639384W-what did toreina do to make her mad? Did he sleep with Light Hello or something?
>>559640031Unity is ending in a week bwo... how are you finding this out now
>>559640178No, Taiki is a pace chaser.
>>559640239Why is she like this?
>>559640212El is in front yes,
>>559639329We're still in year one?I will see you all in 2028.
>>559640237All the ones in my lobbies have been front
>>559640230actually torena-san is the victim here, Bono is defending him
>>559640178if you enjoy not having an unique 90% of the time, then yes
next bread will be moldy
>>559640178Only if you run 2 strong fronts to make sure Taiki is at 3rd at all time
>>559640239Do you think she takes premature ejaculations as a challenge
>>559639491she did her bestest
>>559639745thank you bwo and good luck to you
>>559640230You're getting raped by mobs and Bono is saving you
>>559640348mmmmm bread
>>559639372Onii-sama with a fuckass huge TL note explaining why onii-sama in this context doesn't literally mean big brother in Japanese
>>559637128sister whats your schichi deck?
>>559640324I wishi I had Bono
>1400yensoon I will become Umamusume : Pretty Derby
Taiki Shittle.
What game to play?
>>559640542I have her if it makes you feel any better
The number of times someone posts a strong S/S+ uma and is met with ridicule is directly correlated with the decline in the number of posters who actually care about and discuss the game.
Shartlence Suzufart
>>559640186There must be some code in the CM system that gives Urara some kind of hidden stat boost
>>559640505>TL note: Keikau means planAlways cracks me up even though it so cringe
>>559640572This have a potential to pass the /v/ma janny check
>>559639372Oneesama
>>559639894
>>559640602Only if you cosplay as herHow tall are you
>>559639372traineroonie
>>559640604Anons no longer make fun of sweepy cheaters so the thread attracts lazy trainers.
>>559639894Digitan also keeps stealing my Rice wins...
>>559640505Why wouldn't "my nigga" work as an English translation?
>>559640505I miss the era when fansubs did the translations...
>>559639372Oniisama!
>>559640753Lack of formalityMy dearest nigga, on the other hand,
>>559640694>>559640749I'm surprised by how strong Digitan is. She keeps stealing wins not only from my Laisu
>>559632912ok this was my final attemptif this doesnt win the cm i dont care anymoreso to get the best out of it pls help with skillsalready got OYL and NSM and Iron
>>559640743I wonder if the anons asking retarded questions are just sweepy users that don't know how to make aces, I hope not
>>559640604I don't care about people posting S+ umas. I care about people posting S+ umas and complaining that they're not winning OR gloating that everything is too easy.
Rice became a big niger
Oguri Crap (as in pee)
>>559640730I'm shorter than her
this CM is greatI can run Falco in peace without Curren harassing me
>>559640936>people posting S+ umas and complaining that they're not winningDo people actually do this?
>>559640907yeah i have like 165 points left after taking PoC and Its on
>>559641001I’ll train you to use stilts
>>559640907why not buy Red Shift also?
>>559640674hayahide's big biwas...
>>559639372BIG BRUDDER
>>559640812No Oguri, cannibalism is still illegal
>>559641198I have a really cool chair, wanna see it?
>>559641167thats the questionwhich is the most important skills for 794 points
>>559639372KONICHIWA OLDER MAN WHO I HOLD RESPECT FOR
>2>1>2>1Round 2 will be better...
>>559640878SHE FINALLY WON
>>559641332wtf
>>559641332THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR yes I know it's not the same game
>5-5-5-5>check opponents>A-B+ umas, lazy debuffer umasI think newcuties still think this is the time to queue... I almost feel bad
>>559641146I do not wish to be Bono...
The REAL Cinderella has arrived
>>559641412THAT'S MY IMOUTOWIFE RIGHT THERE
>>559640936Easy game. My first and only S uma, all thanks to Fine Mo.
>>559634617>>559634689>>559637750>>559637771i need your help right now>>559640907
>>559641342I'd go all in on mid race (professor + ignite speed + straight adept) then rely on penis pump / OYL / NSM to win you the late race. Don't buy late savvy or it screws with NSM. Mile/late corner/straight would have been great but skill hint fishing in this mode isn't great. I haven't won much with lates so my advice might be wrong. That's still what I'd do.
>Oguri's fat ass cucking my City out of a win
I understand late gambling but how do paces win other than queuing into a weak lobby? Do they just pray there is no fronts?
WOAHI mean, it's a little late butI'll take it
>>559641735That would break my back
>>559641765I feel they're stronger with fronts this CM rather than no fronts
>>559641810ojii-san...
>>559641631Cinderella baby blue...
>>559641512Is the thumbnail supposed to look like a naked woman?
>>559641765Taiki just has to be in 3rd or 4th place on the last corner and she's happy. I haven't seen any other paces win though.
>>559641765My Taiki sometimes wins with just NSM and/or Head-On + Mummy, even without her unique.
>>559641701when i get OoC, straightw.a. and ignited i still have 189 points leftwhat else to get then?
>>559641765Taiki shoots front runners just to watch them die.
>>559641765NSM on the front horde, other than that none. Taiki is the only winnable pacer
>>559641923nyo?
>>559641765They rely on being in specific spots or being behind frontrunners at the right moment.They lose if there's front saturation.
/v/ma here.We don't raid your threads, but we do check to see if you're talking about us sometimes.Somebody let us know yesterday that you all inherited our (literal) shitposter that can't stop seething and crying because we told him to fuck off for spamming AI. Sorry.
>>559640907i'd get either -Curvature, Red Shift, Ignited SPD and Straightaway Adept (more gambly)orCurvature, It's On, Straightaway Adept (more solid)but get some second opinions
>vtumor image
>>559642059Forgiven for posting Taiki's Shuttles. Awooga.
>>559642059why'd you cast him upon us...
Danchou we're still 29/30
>>559641979Redshift
>>559642059Any anons that shits on AI are /our/ ally
>>559642059Go attentionwhore somewhere else please
>>559642059/uma/ loves ai slop though so maybe its a good thing?
>>559642202They said they'd join after their cooldown ended
>>559642202Sorry hungover again today too, best I can muster is play the gameMaybe tomorrow
>>559642059But I don't remember the quality getting worse?
>>559642024
Do pace ever get their own SS or Angling type of skill or is it Red Shift and SFV till the end of time?
>replace suzzy with front pasa>pasa can't stop winningI guess there's not much fronts needs denying in round 1, I'll bring suzzy back in round 2
this was in the profile of the guy who just beat me... bwos...
>>559641412When Dia-chan comes out I'm gonna try to force her to win every CM at least once.
>>559642202where's the funny tickezo image
>>559642553Nishino inherit
>>559642552you are ill
my taiki has been first out the corner 3 times last round and lost all 3the problem is her mid race is stronger than my pasa instead of the other way around, itd be so nice if pasa was winning pace promotealso i ran onto a triple front and front pasa kicked our teeth in, with pretty average stats too.
>>559642553Roll for Nishino Flower.
>>559642059sex with taiki
>>559642553The pasa speed card in a bit over a year
>>559642552I....what...teiobro...
>>559642202its over autis/uma/ bwo...
>>559642705Yes, but not for the skill.
>>559642285>>559642074>>559641701lets try this brick out then
I KEEP GETTING RAPED BY AGNES DITIGAL FUCKKKKKKKK
>perfect 20/20 win against shitters yesterday>immediately get blasted 1/5 against S/S+ Can't they just queue me right with the A+ schumcks, damn now I'm the one getting blasted.
>>559642680>>559642705>Sprinter as wellGuess I'll roll for her next month
>>559642705*borrows your filly*
my cute cat
>>559642552I don't see it
>>559642585
>>559642759Kill fatfags
>>55964291450/50 matchmaking chud
>>559642552Just curious, what number is in picrel?
>>559641535>yes I know it's not the same gameCurrybutt is in it so it's tangentially related
>>559643080That's preg though
next bread will be fat
>>559642202
>>559641562You will
>>5596431162
>>559643116Looks like a food
>>559642856its a brick bros :((( i hate this game so much 2 weeks wasted
>>559630923Actually considering deleting my account, so I wouldn't be bound to this game anymore. I feel like I've pushed my F2P abilities to the limits here. My CM win rate is 6/9 atm.Objectively, I'll have a great time with CM and training Mile Umas is fun, if my luck with parent farm was better, and I actually had decent Dirt Umas instead of mutated, half-baked abominations, who all suck, because again, my luck with parent farm was abysmal, despite wasting weeks on trying to get something half-decent.Just had another heartbreaking run because all inspiration failed to trigger Dirt sparks and all this time I've been questioning what the fuck I'm doing with my leisure time.
>>559643212anon...
>>559643161Even worse
>>559643212Sorry you had to find it out this way
>>5596431160
>>559643296More of you would have fun with the game if you accepted sweepy into your lives
>>559643296Use your credit card
>>559643296Mutating umas is only for luckchads or people with a lot of time on their hands. If you're neither, Pasa and Urara are right there.
>>559643381ROW ROW Fight the powah! https://x.com/K_liroi/status/2029210313586008255
>>559642817>>559643014I can't draw, it's something like this those are her legs and those are her tits>>5596431162
>>559643296It's all gambling bro
>>559643161Pregnant with /v/ma danchou's child.
>>559643296You don't need to take 1st to have fun
How did cygames manage to mess Biwa's design up that hard? The concept art is pure sexo
>>559643296Trackblazer is the game at it's most f2p. Stick around for it, leave after.
>>559643487Shit Uma
>>559643590DIE FAGGOT DIE
>>559643487He'll be fine
>>559643296I've won one CM, haven't made it to A finals in half of them, and am still having fun enough to buy the monthly carats. Don't make it your primary game to save the heartache when your efforts don't pay off.
Opera Mare
>>559643296Chansforming is too much work unless you are willing to nolife specific parents for 1 uma for 1 CM. If ya don't have the right umas/cards for a CM just take it easy. Often you'll be surprised at how good the results end up.
>>559643296>cm rate is 6/9fuck you. Mine is 3/9 and I treasured every one. I agree though that parent training for this one sucked incredibly hard.
>>559643509THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE
>>559643286>>559642856>4 accels, 2 gold 2 inherited>1 midrace velocity, 1 random velocity>A aptitudesTry again in the B bracket
>>559643590looks as ugly as game and anime Biwa to me
>>559643642>>559643642>>559643642
>>559643590Big forehead
>>559643509Stop masturbating
>>559643509So you're not colorblind, just extremely horny
>>559643735>>559643712retards
>>559643487
>>559643509bro pops a chub to outlines in image thumbnails
>>559643509That's a penis.
>>559643947No tomboys
>>559643834We can always recycle again
>>559643975Stego is a cute girl.
>>559642856Take the B league pill
>>559644126That thing's a girl?
>>559644126>no feminine features
>>559644296A very cute and cool one.
>>559644126Would you join Stego in stabbing a homeless man just to watch him die?
>>559644296>>559644420You are in no position to judge. I’ve seen what you masturbate to.
>>559643224Here is your food right here
>>559644470Stego would never. She is a good person who jumped to save a foreigner from drowning.
>>559644495>he thinks we're Teiofags
>>559644498Mommy
>>559644495Yeah these.
>>5596448703 v 1 goo goo babies
>>559644870I love maternal umas so much. Furasshu can make sure both of them stay on schedule with the pampering and breastfeeding.
>>559644870>he waifus a pedo
i hate this shitalso i keep losing to late gamblers
>>559640270she has the need to breed with utmost speed
>>559640270Hyper fixation and hyper sexuality are traits of autistic women
>>559642652
>>559642895God, I wish that were me...
>>559642759
damn i missed a ryan thread
