Previous: >>559611504>>559611712>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>559643642Sex
>>559643850fag
i THINK super creek is super CUTE
Mutating F-G umas is for NEETs and at-home workers with a strong will and high levels of luck (which correlates with skill)
just saw someone's lovingly raised dirt S silence suzuka completely eat shit in a lobby with two smart falcons.
A simple question while we wait for the real CM to start in less than 22 hours, what style are you mainly using for this Aquarius Cup (CM 11) anondacchi? http://poal.me/ydfd7chttp://poal.me/ydfd7chttp://poal.me/ydfd7cRunning 2/3 of your umas in 1 style is the criteria to main one for this CM, it doesn't have to be what you run in most CMs or what you like the most. Thank you for indulging pollfucker again with another poll.
>>559643959>BrianfagOpinion discarded
hardestchoicein my life
>>559643959Whoops, wrong CM
>>559643959Mutating will be your life for the next four months.
yankomanko
>>559643959>supposed to be cool-looking Triple Crown uma>looks cute AFCygames you have ONE job I love her .
>>559643642My pov in 5 days after I get her in the first ten pull (I will be getting fired for inappropriate conduct with a trainee)
uma is truly a game
I accidentally umapyoi’d
>>559644242It's because 2nd Taiki's title is soulless
>>559643642Is the thumbnail supposed to look like a Kita upskirt?
>>559644242>Chad Signature Epithet F2P vs virgin "Witness to Legend" whale
>17 year old
>2-1-3-2 yesterday>4-3-3-2 todayThat gives me marginally more hope that I can luckshit a 3-win ticket in Round 2 and tell this CM to fuck off. But I'm at least glad Taiki figured out where 3rd place was and went from 2 wins yesterday to 10, and the other two got an extra 3 wins. An even 50% winrate, still plenty of opportunity to see it dip below my Scorpio's 45% winrate.
>>559644425
>>559644425>pajeetDisgusting
>>559644425Ok, I'm going to stick around until this uma dropsWhat absolute sex
>>559644446>Triple Crown uma doesn't know fashionWhy, she dresses like an uncle goddamn.
>>559644447post your paizuri pasa
What am I in for?
>>559644575schizophrenia
>>559644575Suicide
>>559644575Sad girl sex
>>559644446>hag>boomer>karen
>>559644575Depressed schizophrenic.
>>559644616Why did you add Unccore music to your image?
>>559644608>>559644616>>559644634>>559644683SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
rate day 2 of cm10
Loaded up all my umas with hesitant/flustered pace/late/fronts and it's hilarious how everyone basically freezes during the last stretch and lets my subpar Oguri and Digital win.
>>559644575I hope you 're a saviorfag
>>559644634Ask the anon that uploaded this I just DLed it with the name as is
what you're seeing now is my normal state... but this is to chansform, even further, BEYOND
>>559644575Literal NPC tier Uma with barely any useful skills (Nimble and that's it) and her signature also suck sucks.
>>559644446Must be fun being their trainer boytoy
>he deboofed
>>559644814Post build
>marked
I wish I were Mejiro Mcqueen so I could give my trainer thighjobs and hotdogs during trainings when the mob umas make eye contact and blow him under the desk when they come to ask for advice.
You are a gay pedophile if you're attracted to stay gold.
>>559644725Harder than day 1
I have nothing else to do this CM
>>559644961Go back to Discord
newcutie... nyo... you can't just bring your favorite career winners to the dirt cm...
>>559644959
>>559644616>>559644634>>559644608>>559644683>>559644752I got this.>>559644848Good thing I have my everchanging oshis to take care of CMs!
>>559644554I'll post her with my whole team. Paizuri Pasa was a weird struggle for me to train, I had to throw in my Kingu and do a 3-speed build and get power bonus because she was always a powerlet barely breaking 700 most runs. Then when she does push into 800 range, that's when I miss S Mile procs rip.On this run, her stats are still not what I'd like, she gets a speed boost from stamina in a great mood, and still is okay in good mood. But I kept her because Shiraoki-sama pitied me with less than stellar stats by not only gave me S Mile, she gave me Fast Learner this run. Wish the abilities showed that more, but it's still a fun gamba kit.
>>559644616Doto would accidentally make casual remarks about how since stars are giant balls of fire and ayabe's sister is there that means she's literally burning in hell
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
>>559645060Whore
>>559645207Why would bitch nature do this?
>>559645123
>>559643642What a cute, sexy, beautiful, and very very attractive female girl this is
>>559644306Mares are a danger and should be avoided at all costs
>>559644425>Choccy but American:((>Choccy but Japanesewebm related
>>559645267
>>559644814>The result of rigorous trainingI hope they reserve that for obvious autobots
>>559644425king halo's mom looks like that??? zamn
/v/ is a bunch of prudes. Don’t know why anyone would choose to talk about umas there. This place is home
Three separate times today I've had to quit out of a run because I started the wrong scenario.
>>559644725I thought I would be washing out and eating shit in the dirt with group B. I have no idea why this is happening. I can only assume round 2 will crush my balls.
>>559645458It’s for freshly made umas
>>559645495That's probably why they have better threads.
>>559645365KINO
>>559645437
>>559645534really? that's true though, I literally finished her today. First dirt spark that hit on fuku in weeks. No sweepy btw I'm too autistic to run the chinese phone emulator.
>>559644446hyper killhyper marryhyper sex
>>559645612
>>559644725I won more today than yesterday, I have slight hope/10.
>>559645557Why don’t you go back
>>559644035>Summer spechud late>Fantasy grass latehmmm third option could be king halo late
Trading Spe carrots to suck on her tits
>>559644446Ultra sex Ultra sexUltra sex
>>559645848Seethe
>>559645771
>>559645526The matchmaking system is complete shit. Sometimes it places you in a set of curbstomping whales. After a few rounds of that killing your win rate, it will give you easier matches. Until you start winning again and get sent back to the whale lobbies.
ORE-WASUPA CREEKU
That little bit of zettai ryouiki peeking through Grass's skirt is kinda lewd...
>>559645904Their boyfriend is a lucky guy
>>559645990Ass Wonder
What’s so great about sucking on tits?
>>559645935
>>55964395975 career runs is more than enough to build your oshi before CM day
>>559646059Milk
>>559646059None of us knowThis is a wizard thread
RYAN LOVEBOYSEX
>>559646106Spe isn’t pregnant
>>559646059>Asked the motherless child
Kill all suzuniggers.
>>559646116Ugly Ryan
>>559643642Roll for your new oshi
>>559646094
>>559646039
>>559646059if the woman you're with can cum with her nipples, then it feels great as you get to pleasure then, and it doesnt smell like a vagina does, AND you get to squish, bite, and lull things, so its a nice sensory feeling.if the woman you're with cant cum with her nipples, then its pretty boring
>>559646116Sex with this boyAbzuri
>>559646206Yet...
>>559646059Have sex and report back
>>559646329>if the woman you're with can cum with her nipples
>>559646276
>>559644443she DESTROYED my hips
>>559646059No one here besides Curren posters ever had their tits sucked, try asking women.
We joke about it a lot but getting abducted by the Satonos and turned into a living dildo would be pretty scary
God damn it would suck being a dinosaur. Feels like 200 million years ago literally everything was out to kill you. Having a good day? Well here, your continent is going to tear apart and fill your home with lava and carbon monoxide. Oh and it’s gonna rain for a million years. You survived? Cool, we’re going to make your food out of reach and now there’s big things that want to kill you around every corner. Good luck chud. It’s amazing Maruzensky has survived all this time.
>>559646329>ryanfag rapes women
>>559646510i'm married. theres a difference
>>559644725easier than day 1 i just coped whatever raped me in day 1
>>559646497>Getting turned into a rape slave is scaryNo shit sherlock, that's why we don't talk or think about such spooky things.
>>559646452This is how I imagine heaven.
>>559646452
>>559646497She hardly likes you.
avatarfag larp hours, matane /uma/
>>559646506good post
>>559643642Kitasan Black Panties
>>559646464>currenposters>women>implying
Doutei trainerDouteiner
>>559646565>marriedNow that's a lie
>>559646506godawful dog shit garbage faggot post
>>559644814You didn't win.Using Matikanefukukitaru is legit cheating. Using her, boosts your luck, which in an RNG game like this, is the only thing that matters.
>>559646642
>>559646497Normally it would be pretty scary, but I trust Satono Diamond to treat me nicely and with respect
>>559646771its one thing i wouldnt lie about
>>559644725my pasa still useless wether is front or pace and I have no other dirt horses, I have no idea what I would be running if it wasn't for big summer maru tits
>>559645960Her motherness is maximum!
>>559646750City would say this
>>559646497Which umas would>get bought off>join in>actually save you>do nothing
>>559646823Liar
>>559646746Sorry, let me clarify. Curren posters are homos who get their man-breasts suckled on by dirty old businessmen.
>>559646823 >>559646565post your hand + ring together with HER(bio female) hand + ring as prove
>>559646807
>>559646921Thank you
>>559646937>homework assignment from brown person
Umadolfags are dirty old businessmen
>>559643642/uma/ I went to an actual horse race. >G2>Uma cosplayers>My girl Kokomotion was robbed Had a fun time though also there were some faggy zoomers who look like they have a crypto portfolio
>>559646937i will not post her hand. why would i post any part of my wife for people here to jack off too
>>559646937your hand + ring together with HER(bio female) hand + ring as prove
>>559644725Easier than day one. Winrate is over 50% now. Most CMs I'm in the 35% ranges. All thanks to rebuilding two of my aces with brand new mlb FM.
Translator/Typesetter here. I'm done with the Rice fancomic. Dumping it here and archive will come up after said dumping is complete.
>>559646982
>>559643642Kitasan's potent pheromones
>>559647085>Admitting defeatThought so
>>559647124I can't wait to be called my dearest nigga by lice
Pasao
>>559647131She’s not nearly that big
>>559647085For us to jack off to
>>559644725more sluttle smalcon less seal clubbing
>>559647139Draws in torenas for miles
>>559647124The localizer trannies have been notified and as soon as they're done ERPing or gloating on bluesky about doing a dogshit job, they'll be on their way
Do your duty and slaughter all metafags anons
>>559647181hmmm... you make a strong point. if i were an ntrfag and not a ryanfag i'd take you up on the offer
>>559646276I like the way this artist thinks
>>559647124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPVyF1jRUTY
>>559647231>implying she's hot
>>559647131
Im bored, can we post some good goons
>>559647124I'm so ready>>559647236>They're coming, get readyAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
if humans find heels and long legs so attractive why didnt we evolve longer ankles?i cant stop thinking about this
>>559647124Thanks, now it's story time.
>>559646276chugging it like an animal while maintaining eye contact, that will show her
>>559646276Still's trainer would be into it
>>559647124great work Anon
>>559647339We did dumbass
>>559647237You're running the meta team.
>>559647237>Uses Taiki and SMaru
>>559647231>Draws in torenas for milesbut kitapits runs longs
>>559647237>Coal CityNo
>>559647309Are you…implying she’s not?
>>559647301
>>559647339because high heeled shoes are a relatively modern thing, only having existed for around 1000 years, which is not enough time to make any meaningful difference (also they were originally for men)
>>559647315
>>559646059You feel loved
>>559646750Gold City BukkakeBukkake City
>>559647237show goldcity build cards umanko
>>559647487The MOST based person to ever livelifelivinglaif
>>559647508
Make Spe cum through her ears
>>559647470Ugly Bay horse.>>559647487Based tomboy hater
>>559647474
I barely made it to A and I doubt I'll even see A finals this time, dirt is torture.
>>559647486
>hates tomboys>says Kita is ugly We have a genuine homosexual here
>>559647541Everyone runs the same cards. Kitasan, matikanefuckitaru, riko, 2 wit
>>559647486>>559647667Literal rape
>>559647479but why do we find long ankles attractive in the first place
>>559647656
>>559647339We didn't, instead human women developed potent pheromones in their feet, thereby eliminating the need for further secondary sex characteristic development in that area.
>>559647750the gaslight ritual
>>559647667
we have the worst schizos in our general
>>559647339Our ankles are basically as long as they can be to facilitate bipedal walking mechanics
>>559647750it's to see whether one that wins is within range for me to copy
>>559647743She jobbed to Goldship
>>559647846This and the next page don't have dialogue in them, by the way.
>>559647863Okay but I really really really really really really really really
>>559647858
Well. Shit. Last turn before I have to blow all my Dreams.
>>559647857>there is more hay if I follow the horse in frontsuch is life
Ka..me…ha…me…
>>559648089uhhow does this help her run faster
I love it when my speed cards stack on stamina all summer
>>559648036>>559213986
>>559648036>BrianHolyFuckingZAAAAAAAASED
>>559648004
>>559647931She has only 10% WR...
>>559648019
Im BORED
>>559648036Numbers too large.
>>559644306I really like cesario's face here
>>559648036Thank you. Brian.You're great, Brian.If this was Bamboo or Curren it would've failed.
>>559648089Copa copa
>>559648198palmer sexo
>>559648230>Speed already maxxed>All the other stats at least 600 points out
>>559648270Sigh…I want to roll for her now
>>559644425NEED TO BLEACH RISING
>>559648186
>>559648193still based for using prostitute
>>559648198
>>559648332Copeano Ricky isn't that far off.
>>559648226No
They really went too hard on a side characters design.
>>559648332Just gotta wait a little longer
I FUCKING HATE GAMBLING!!!
>>559648367Idols are virgins anon
>>559648318It's fine.Well not really this could've been better if the three stooges sat on rainbows more often but it is what it is.
>>559648479based
>>559648367>t.ugly bastard
>>559648358>>559648439Is this from a fancomic?
>>559648371
>>559648502that just means she does anal
>>559648502LOL!!!!
I am tempted to buy a JP account
>>559648510That doesn't feel very fine, but more JP NPC-esque.>>559648569Aka a virgin
>>559648547>porn
>>559648502and teiofags are anorexic
>>559648532
>>559648502
>>559648502This is true!It doesn't count if they are fucked by producers, managers, staff, brother or boyfriend!
>>559648547
>>559648502She's an anal queen
>>559648616Just be yourself
Curren can only cum with her asshole being penetrated
>>559648616Or just get a emulator and play the JP version
>>559648089HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Which one?
>>559648532Yes, this is the artisthttps://x.com/omaega_sasar/status/2017415965676605518
>>559648779marryadoptsex i guesssex
>>559648779Need to Sniff Inari One
>>559648779
>>559648779Inari is the perfect balance of retarded, mommy and SEEEEX
>>559648502>he doesn't know
>>559648683
>>559648698
>>559648779Dating, Marriage, and sex with CreekHanging out with Tama and InariFeeding Oguri (with Inari's money)
>>559648779oguri is proof even autistic girls with plain faces can be beautiful
>>559648547>>559648698Fat women aren't hot
>>559648779What am I choosing
>>559648908more for me then
>>559648908you are gay
>>559648779Paizuri One
>>559648916too slow
>>559648867>>559648795That's cute. Rickey's one of my faves. I'll find time to translate and typeset this one sometime in the coming days.
>>559648881gn
>>559648779Inari is one cute girl
>>559648862Only some of them have boyfriends, most are virgins or had their last bf years ago. They'll only date after they retire, it's part of their job
>>559649098
>>559649015You're brown
>>559644814
>>559648502That is true
>>559649048
>>559649098Professional idolfucker here This is false
>>559649098stop consuming idol anime they don't get into the business for free
>>559649098I have a bridge to sell you
>>559649057Good night brother
>>559649283Lies
>>559649224
Say KawaiiKawaiiKawaii Curren
The only virgin idol is Smart Falcon (she will never score either btw)
>>559648186it's so cute how she identifies her trainer just by the sound of his footsteps
>>559646885>get bought offtamamo but she'd regret it afterwards and rescue you with the power of white lightning>join inall the high society umas like ruby>actually save youfenomeno>do nothinggold ship
Currenposters have thoroughly ruined her for me
>>559649098Swap boyfriend and virgin in your post and you'll be correct.
>>559649402
>bringing debuffersjust say you eat hotdogs for the shape not the taste giga faggot
>>559649393
cute robo
>>559648502>>559649098This also applies to vtubers
The amount of Taiki's that get a free win because my opponents build front runners that die the second they don't get 1st and let her into SFV position is infuriating
>>559648547We must save him
>>559649390I've been working over 20 years in the idolfucking business and I have never seen a single intact hymen
>>559646506Mediocre post
>>559649420Isn't being able to identify people you know by their footsteps or presence normal?
>>559649461You never like her
i hate el's squeaky chimpmunk voice
>>559649610nyo?
>>559649568No it doesn't you retarded faggot. It's just far easier for them to hide it, and even then some still can't fucking keep their mouth shut about it
>>559649610
>>559649553
heh, got one
>>559649716paamaa fucking paamaa sex
>>559647124Arigato nigga
>>559649568Agreed. People just hate them because they're successful women and default to "actually she's a slut" to disparage them.
>>559649714Ugly tanuki
>>559649815she can be successful AND a slut, bwo
>>559649568only cause they are ugly, you have to be pretty to be an idol
>>559649815>>559649678Who do I believe?
>>559649735Last one.Archive: https://exhentai.org/g/3827415/70697710fe/
>>559649923The red pill
>>559649714I can't wait for her and Kris.
>>559649962thank you for your work bwo
>>559649568God Falco's face looks so punchable here
>>559648153I usually get shat on in other careers with higher speed in mile races but this fucking grass wonder run with excess stamina just wins anyway. This uma is the only one that ever gives me headaches.
Dantsu Flame’s extraordinarily lewd body
>>559649887I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>559646276>>559647486GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>559649962I don't get it, are they saying Rice Shower's trainer (You, I guess, since it mentions URA FInale) just manifested out of nowhere
>>559649962so torena-san was a ghost or the other umas where just jealous?
>>559649610This is commonly associated with abuse.
Ended day 1 on a high note, time to get raped on round 2. Hopefully Oguri will win there, I love seeing her zoom from 8th to 1st.
>>559648691I'm all that + her jannie>>559649568Only if we're talking about sloptubers, those guys get zero pussy.
>>559649962Thanks for the TL. It was short and sweet.
>>559648502Gold City is a model, not an Idol (like Falco)Fake Uma enjoyer fr fr
Man, when she's going to be playable?
>>559649815You'll conveniently ignore all the times a tuber or idol got outed for hiding their relationship status for profit, then?
>>559650254>fr frKill Zoomers
>>559647338What site is this?
>>559650139I'm guessing its a take on how (you) show up out of nowhere in-game. Trainer realized he has zero recollection of his time before being a trainer.
>>559648908Based knower
>>559650293This year’s Arima at this rate haha…
>>559650327>outing himself as a person who doesnt play the game
>>559649923One of the bigger vtubers who got like 1m+ in donations nuked her career and for herself fired from her corpo because she leaked that she had a husband, then had a melty (despite none of her fans giving a shit) and leaked info to a dramanigger and the company couldn't do shit because she broke nda. This was a woman who peddled gfe hard, by the way.
>>559649568I fucking hate falcofaggots my oshis are pure.
>>559649098>He still doesn't know
3rd CM was just straight up whales and misery the match maker needs some work holy shit
>>559650346Feels like a weird take on it when there's plenty of careers where they mention you're a rookie or just an average trainer trying to succeed.
How do the daily pulls package work? 500 carrats can't last 30 days if you pull daily, so do you get extra batches later? If so, can I roll on both the character banner and the support banner?
Finally... An Ulala win...
>>559649962this comic is too deep for me
>>559650342
>>559649815Your brain on vtumor
>>5596504953rd CM ticket***
>>559650293I don't think she's playable
>>559650381>defending woke localization >Ryanfag
Literally nobody burns through all their energy during these half TP events. Why do Cygays keep adding them? So botniggers rape normal players even more?
>>559650589Tell me please?
>>559650647I've had to use like 3 TP bottles...
>>559650619goalposts ->
new ring light dropped
>>559649923It's a mixed bag, but just know they attract some of the most retarded women on earth and I've seen too many "She fucked a fan" or "She has a boyfriend/husband" stories to get into indies without knowing their past which destroys the point of vtubing IMOUmas are a much better source for idol kino because you can ignore all of that horseshit and enjoy cute girls.
>>559650558Nope. If you want more paid daily pulls, you pay more. The pass gives you just enough to pull everyday on one banner.
>>559650647>literally nobody burns through all their energy during these half TP eventsbricked
>>559650619wtf is woke with frfr
>>559650647we don't play the game herewe discuss vtubers only
>>559650691
>>559648779Besties with Tamachud would be a lot of fun
>>559650452
>>559649568I wonder if my favorite chuuba is pure....
>>559650785Based
>>559650647>normal playersLike who? Retards who can't get sweepy to work?
How many free rolls do we get for Kitasan again?
>>559650785
>>559650851lmao
>>559650851like 60 don't get your hopes up
>>559650452Name?
>>559650757Stego cute.
>>55965085160 i think
>>559650703
I feel like flatlining for a week
I went to clean the kitchen what the fuck happened to this threadUmamusume?
>>559650851Enough to get Mambo and that's all that matters
There's no way any legit players have 30m by now, right?
What are the chances of getting 4 copies of guts Ayabe from free rolls
>>559650240You're welcome. Here's a bonus Rice
>Favorite vtuber>Favorite umaGo.
>>559651017Blame Black Umas
>>559650528So far I think Curren's story is the only one where you find anything about toreina's time before being a trainer and even then it was barely anything. Also almost always being completely compatible with their trainee and being a dedicated trainer whereas most Umas join a team.
>>559649962Thanks for the TL anon. I just got back and in time to read it
>>559651039I was 30m in 4 days. With how accessible bots are and it's 1/2 tp, I highly doubt they're legitimate players
>>55965108750/50, either you do or you don't
>>559651151I only jerk off to vtuber, not actually consume them you disgusting Sea Person
>>559651087approximately zero
>>559651087LOLLMAO EVEN
>>559648381Yes
>>559650647I ran out of TP trying to chansform and barely got something usable in time. I don't sweep either I just have my phone glued to my hand like a cuff.
I'm never bringing gamble surgers again, next CM I'll bring triple front. (Falco there for emotional support)
>>5596510871:360
>>559648779Would buy her more food.Would watch her eat food.Would share food with her.Would.
>>559651151>Kronii>Dober
>>559651172I mean aren't the support cards essentially a team though? Not like the Uma are truly training alone. And they (if they're not trash) wind up on a team for TT...
>>559651095Very nice.
>>559651293Ugly femboy
busted to an uma today guess who
>Winning CM races with my B Dirt Mejiro ArdanMY QUEEN
>>559651351What's your relationship with your mother like?
>>559649568This most especially apply to EN-side vtubers. I remember an ASMR vtuber that I listen to with her BF as her mod and the topic always goes to the direction his BF is talks about in chat, and another one that announced that she's having a baby, and of course, the baby is already fatherless. Umamusume
>>559651151Does it count if the egirl quits so I pick a new one and then she quits as well because women are fucking lazy or retarded?Not that I watch them but ImmergreenBourbon
>>559651351
Do we get any crystals for anni?
>>559651341Take away Creeks dinner and go away with Tama who would never buy that expensive shit without me paying for it after telling her to shut it about me wasting money on expensive trash food for her and her siblings.Ogu can fuck right off and pay for her insane food needs herself
>>559651151PippaOBEY
>>559651151Leos VincentBrian
>>559651028what if i dont get mambo
>>559651229What's wrong with em? They're just content creators. So long as you're not spending money is there harm
>>559651151Super Creek.
>>559651151>ina>akebono
How hard is this game to get into as a new player and is it fun? I've been lurking for just a bit and it seems like a silly anime horse girl game at first but I see all these stats etc and get a bit intimidated by it.
>>559651407
>>559651151>Nerissa Ravencroft>Nice Nature
>>559651293>sign a contract to become her trainer>now she treats me like her eternal partner and wants to hold my hand in publicWhy did nobody warn me..
>>559651597if you're not PVP competitive then it's pretty simple
>>559651483we get an event that has crystal shardsor you can pay for a crystal that's valid for cards released before 1st annitake it or leave it
>>559651151phase liaogurii dont really watch vtubers anymore but she managed to stay in my recommended so sometimes i put her on for a few minutes while i wash dishes or something
>>559651151HajimeOguri
So the Teioposter's discovery was correct. The threads did slow down during the time a vtumor concert was happening and wasn't a coincidence.
>>559650647
>>559651151MigoNishino Flower
>>559651151NoneCafe
>>559651647Cool. So pvp is optional right? Like it won't be forced upon me?
>>559651597Are you planning to play super casually, reading the stories and all that great PvE stuff? Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy, enjoy your time, laddie!Are you planning to be an EXTREMELY sweaty PvP sweatlord? LMAO enjoy the slaughter.
>>559651151>enjoying a streamwhore >not even real life eye candy streamwhore Que?My favorite Uma is Kita-chan
>>559651151>Ame (I miss her....)>Makween.
>>559651597the less you look at the stats the more fun it is
>>559651597If you reroll now you could get a decent deck with an MLB finemo if you care about pvp. If you're competitve about pvp your fun will depend on how much you care about that but if you enjoy the silly horse stories you're fine.
>>559651763It does reward you with a bunch of gacha currencies even if you only participate, but yes you're not "forced" to do any PVPs at all.
>We share a thread with phase cuckolds
>>559651597You're going to have to spend a few hours rerolling your account.
I think the people who were going "bro just save for your oshis you dont need to roll support for years" were full of fucking shit, having my own MLB fine motion feels like fucking cheating. I can shit out great statline umas like nothing now, this is what whales have been playing with for months??
I don't watch vtumours.
>>559651763You can always just make a rank and file open league team to get some free gibs but outside of that you don't really need to care about the PVP unless you're hurting for extra pulls or want to see your oshi win something big.
>>559651690Again, this was a known factor for months if not years, this isn't anything we needed a teiofaggot for you fag.>VTuber hyper drama happens>ENTIRE website goes to shit due to slow captcha>Threads across the entire website becomes a lot more chill while said drama is going onVTuber and Seafags being a huge problem has been a known thing for ages.
>>559651151my oshi is dead
>Look Mirako-chan, that Torena did his 5 daily careers, he is diligent and hardworkingCan you live up to their expectations?
>>559651151GigiDoto
>>559651859People love to treat newbies like toddlers.
>>>/vt/
>>559651962Too ugly for me
ARDAN NO! YOUR BONES
>>559651859Yeah, the moment I got MLB Finemo I could get like 1k wit with only 2 wit cards I knew buhis were full of shit.
>>559651879Hir*yuki would even send superchats to Gura.umamusume
>>559651962>Can you live up to their expectations?Eaaaaaaaaaasy as Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>559651843You should be more worried of the sheer quantity of holocucks.
>>559644306somehow I don't think gentil is even gonna make it to the final two in this battle royale. Bue and Still want it too much
>>559644725Urara carried me
>>559651690>Idol fans like idols
>>559651980Toddlers?
>>559652043You mean fans of the group who partnered with Cygames?
>>559651597You only need to tryhard if you plan on competing in the cups
>>559651690There is actually going to be another one and apparently the last one in an hour. I don't know how these people are managing to watch them since it's paid which I doubt everyone in here actually pays for it, and I'm only tortured able to watch it because my friend hosts a watchalong for it.Since we're in a topic of vtubers. I don't know how can everyone watch them everyday. Some of these vtumors' voices are so squeaky and very annoying like that pink girl, and their apparently EN branch can't sing for their life. The worst part is the talking/MC section which I went on multiple pee breaks or got something to eat because of how unbearable they were. Not even seiyuus make voices like these or isn't as annoying and only does it for the character. I can't imagine listening to these for hours nonstop.
>>559652043HoloGODS have most of the posters in another website and they still mog your "people".
>>559652134AAAAIIIIEEEE NOT AGAIN CREEEKK
>>559651859People who roll on non Anni/half Anni support card banners are 100% certified soulless
>No pebbles ITT /uma/ is dead.
>>559651763there's two forms of PVP at the moment. there's trainer trials, which are the main use for your umas after finishing a career. the weekly rankings are competitive but the gaps between staying in a bracket are large enough that it's not worth stressing over. if you removed the names of everyone you faced it would be more or less indistinguishable from bot teams generated to hit a certain power level.the other is champion's meetings, which are the usual kind of PVP in gacha where you directly compete against other players in a tournament bracket. this is safely ignorable if you're not interested but signing up costs you nothing, commits you to nothing, but does get you some free stuff.
The same people that like AIslop like vtubers I've noticed.
>>559651362In career mode you're a dedicated trainer to 1 Uma, which this is basically someone doing a Rice career mode. Support cards are basically random encounters.
>>559652056>he simps for the gorilla
>>559652134Need babyplay with creek
>>559652290>low quality slopfags like low quality beta male entertainmentno shit
I will not fall for FM fomo, it will be useless for the next 4 months
>>559652308fusu
>>559651962mirako has no expectations
>>559652173The only tolerable VTubers are the ones that stay perfectly in character the entire time they’re steaming. The moment you’re reminded of the w*man behind the anime girl, it breaks the immersion.
>>559652201Give Mommy A Hug
>>559652226She's a clean 2nd favorite, but I like my women extra autistic
>>559652356She's used during Grand Live too bwo...
>>559652125after read an idol manga i tried to get into them but got bored immediatelytheir music is usually badidol dancing and mvs are ugly and uninterestingthey're not funny
>/vt/gods leave>/uma/ ceases to existsNothing personal, kiddos
>>559652373No
>>559652134>>559652390Super Creek is corrupting the youth.
>>559652373
>>559652173>There is actually going to be another one and apparently the last one in an hour. I don't know how these people are managing to watch them since it's paid which I doubt everyone in here actually pays for it, and I'm only tortured able to watch it because my friend hosts a watchalong for it.pirated mirror>Since we're in a topic of vtubers. I don't know how can everyone watch them everyday.sometimes female interaction replacement, sometimes hobby because you want to watch women suffer or they are shilling some new game. Some are better than others and try to keep their gay parasocial shit contained.>Some of these vtumors' voices are so squeaky and very annoying like that pink girl, and their apparently EN branch can't sing for their life.Depends on the woman and song. Most of them maintain fake voices that obliterate their vocal chords some others plainly put don't -or didn't, they quit- know how to singAs to expand on the second point, you know how some attention whore looking for (You)s would post some female uma sloptuber? She would have a fake laugh every 5 seconds. Already explained that "woman noises" are essentially akin to fentanyl for the male brain.umamusume>inb4 tl;drgo to sleep lil nigga it's 3 sentences.
I do not regret blowing my carats on my wife instead of the FineMo banner>>559652134Mommy
>>559651172There are later ones where the trainer has a bit of a background like being a certain umas childhood friend...
Did your oshi win plat?
>>559652439fusu>>559652485:3
>>559652226tried to watch her and forgot what she was playing but it was a couple minutes of fake crying in an obnoxiously high pitch and I never tried again
>>559652526It’s round one day 2, relax
>>559652469>the wife's oshi is NTRlolwat
>>559651841>>559651875Nice. I've seen some negative posts regarding pvp so I was bit worried maybe that was the main part of the game and that I'd always be going up against others. >>559651765I plan to be the former yeah. pvp just isnt my thing>>559651810They're important though right? I don't plan on min/maxing if thats a thing here but I'd like to at least have some solid stats. >>559651813>but if you enjoy the silly horse stories you're fineKewl, that's what I mainly want to experience :)>>559651847Rerolling my account? Sounds like a hassle. I'll just be sticking with whatever I get. Alright, thank you bros :D I guess I'll go install
>>559652532fusrodah
>>559652469those kids are in danger
>>559652469saved
>>559652393When GL hits you'll have Maru/FM
Yeah I think we are cooked as the number 1 idol gacha game currently on the market, previous cygames idol franchise lasted like 9 years beofre they pulled the plug so expect the same here, we are currently experiencing the peak of uma musume
>>559644306i am literally Yuga Kawada
>>559652308
>>559652567Im talking about your chuuba oshi bwo.
>>559652532Fat ape
At long last, I am finally married to the love of my life, Satono Diamond!
>>559652469>Little boy picks her for her massive mommy milkersI just know he'll be based when he grows up.
>>559652532I'd have her on my lap like dr. evil
>>559652682It's a Rhythm game.We'll fortunately only lose all the SEA posters along with sweepy's developer
>>559652682>rhythm gameFuck that shit. I want my roguelite deck building slot machine.
Uma Musume 2
>>559652776
>>559652780>losing sweepydevGLOBAL IS DOOMED
taiki shittle
>>559652802>now with more forced diversity Fuck off
>>559652682This will flop just like Holoearth. Feminized games are completely out of touch with their current fanbase. Umamusume Global will at least live until they add all the bullshit passes, then it will drop hard.
uma musume jrpg
What's the anniversary shit going to be? 2x $50 packs each with 5k carats and an SSR selector or some shit?
>>5596529074 umas in a row is PEAK gameplay.
>>559652825breeding yeppers
>>559652748My chuuba does not play horsey game :(
>>559652802So when are they updating the 3D models?
>>559652934The card and trainee selectors should come with 1500 carats for around $20 each. Anything else is a scam.
>>559652964Why is Tama Jewish?
>>559652942https://x.com/chuchumcgoo/status/1243919344683421697
>>559652934Two SSR selectors (One paid) and a paid 3* Selector
>>559652125The main reason why my friend host a watchalong is because we're idolfags and honestly it's such an insult to consider them idols. Only a handful from all those who performed previous concerts can actually sing, and most are carried by the song. Don't let me even get started with their voices and that red english girl yesterday who was straight up massacring discoteque, she isn't even singing but straight up randomly shouting during some parts. From all the performance only the snow halation, aiscream, and that Chihasomething girl was able to perform well. It's such an utter garbage, and I told this to my friend as well and he said the best one will be later on and the others that already performed aren't known for their singing. I'm close with this friend so I don't need to tiptoe with him.>>559652387Didn't all vtumors already broke that rule or something? My friend told me it's rarely followed rule nowadays (sadly he said)>>559652490>sometimes female interaction replacement So an e-girl>sometimes hobby That part is understandable My friend shilled them to me as idols so I was really expecting good performance or singing at the least but got only a bit of that. I get trying to stay in voice or in character while singing but didn't some broke their voice and went for a cooler or proper voice when singing which were nice, others on the other hand, hurts.Umas
>>559652241>but signing up costs you nothing, commits you to nothing, but does get you some free stuffI'll keep that in mind
>>559653035She has no money and a small penis, life made her jewish
>>559653070>implying idols can sing
>>559651690But their sticky didnt even break 1k posts so that can't be possible, since a lot of them went to altchans
Which uma did you cum for today?
>>559653170>fapping to ugly umasKill yourself
>>559653170every day i stroke it to oguri before getting out of bed, then again at night to help me sleep
>>559653223calm down Aoi
>>559653223Shut up Riko
>>559653070>Didn't all vtumors already broke that rule or something? My friend told me it's rarely followed rule nowadays (sadly he said)not the guy you replied to but yeah.Unfortunately it depends on the corporation. The one holding the concert needs a Japanese office worker breathing down their neck 24/7 because otherwise they stop pretending to be "perfect anime girl" and go back to being a white femoid.
>>559653196Shakur-mama...
>>559653196>ain'taside, sex with Finemo's long hair
>>559653138Comparing those idols you're talking about and the vtumor concert from yesterday then they're a pop star next to an amateur or maybe a toddler. Just take Machico for example. Her voices for characters are mostly squeaky but when singing, damn. A complete 180.
name 3 idols
>>559653070>Didn't all vtumors already broke that rule or something?EN tubers are pretty terrible at it. I think the only one in recent memory I was able to tolerate watching was Gigi Murin. You have to be really picky to keep up the illusion.Umamusume.
>>559653372>shakur but super mega cutewhat the fuck
>>559653170Ardan
My Oguri is selling...
>>559653404Gawr GuraNico YazawaK-pop demon hunters
>>559653404uhhhmomoe yamaguchi
>>559653341i hate when en streamers pretend to be anime girls because they use their english dub voices
>>559652682Idols = cringeRico bands = patrician
Now that we established /uma/ is a holoGOD general, what is the best EN generation? And why is it Justice?
>>559653404jackie chan
>>559653223Who’s jerking off to Air Shakur?
>>559653407Bro not a single JP vtuber outside of maybe Luna is in character you can easily tell they all act like your standard japanese femoid if you aren't an EOP
>>559653528they have funny european accents
>>559653456Gura’s dead bro
>>559653427>not a front XogBRICKED
>>559653604How do you unironically fall for vtuber kayfabe.
https://youtu.be/u144VWXdLxI?si=HoZrRp_xSh7-RcePThis stupid video reminded me that golshi is actually cute.
>>559652719I was looking at this and found it really funny because when I did this before it was with a Stego center, and I noticed her face was far more cut off than normal.
>>559653404Sashihara RinoOshima YukoShinoda Mariko
I hope Urara can make us champions
>>559653637holy iron board
>>559653415the lil shakur?
>>559653528That'd be AdventJustice has Gigi, Sex Cat and 2 npcs>>559653696Urara beating Falco and Maru be like
>>559653682Whoops forgot the webm.
>>559653752BOTH of them!
I need all holoniggers to fuck off and take their black company that doesn't respect talent with themUma musume
>>559653637For me it’s Hasemi
>>559653049Taiki shouldn't be so smug when she's mating press range.
>>559653840Paizuri from Gentildonna
https://x.com/yabaaata/status/2030169323973845061Umas with prosthetic legs when?
>>559653841fair enough
>finished all my aces>parents runs are worthless until MANT>tired of fan runsHow am I supposed to use all my TP bros?
But what about myth and promise....
>>559653657vtuber fans love to pretend that the appeal is that they're playing a character and not just being a girl on the internet, then act like you're stupid if you expect them to actually do that at all.
>>559653840So then I did it with Fenomeno and lo and behold. Stego too short.
>>559651151vivlosvivlos
>>559653840s e xex
>>559653908>he wants to fuck the dogBegone, white woman.
>>559653940am I wrong? look at those two, so cute in these strips>>559653943hehe...
>>559653882damn she built like a rectangle
>>559653908Anon... taiki can and will just pick you up and run off with you
>>559653936Why doesn't Sugar Lights do this?
>>559653998gigi murinnarita taishin
>>559653998I don't think that's Vivlos you're watching dachi...
>>559651151Watame.Teio.Yes, I'm a class 6 shitposter.
>Another Maruzensky ticket (12 total)>>559653956>myth and promiseThe later is a dead group and it's new rebrand + myth are bound to be merged
>>559653070>we're idolfagsNo, you're not. Idols aren't singers, not even fucking AKB48, who got humiliated by the Koreans on that fucking K-pop/J-pop reality show. 99% of the AKB48 members got shat on hard for not singing or dancing well enough. Ironically, one of the praised ones would later get expelled from the group for bullying and helping rapists try to abuse a colleague. I say all that because AKB is the Holy Grail of idolfaggotry.You don't watch a Hololive concert expecting decent singers. They have two at most. Your friend is a retard if he thinks otherwise. The whole thing about liking idols is entertainment. I won't elaborate. If you like it, you like it. If you don't, you just don't. There's nothing deep about it.Umamusume goes hard on the idol thing, to the point they make their seiyuus use hairstyles similar to the characters they voice. It's no wonder Hololive fans like them, since Hololive is the most “in-character” VTuber company. I want to emphasize that this part only refers to the JP talents. The EN side is a mistake and I wish all of them would leave.It's also interesting that when Pakatube has a let's play, it's good, but when Hololive does it, it's “~le /vt/ ummor bad”.
>>559651151IrohaMaruzensky
>>559653970I didn't want to join since I used to watch them but seeing them graduate as their corporate character into an individual streamer, and instantly turning into the most common e-girl was such a sad sight to see.
>>559654068Sugar Lights still has both legs and can walk (short distances for limited ammounts of time)
>>559651151SEA hours...
>>559654059Maybe so, but I still adore her
I wish umas were real. I wish Brian were real. I wish uma magazines were real. I wish Brian magazines were real.
>>559654315Vtubers are Aryan coded.
I think we should round up and cut off all VTrannies tiny girl dicks then hang up to let them bleed out.Uma Musume
>>559654358>justice is literally just canopus expys
Baby Metal are the best idols
>>559654358I don't know any of the top 4 so I either assume they recently debuted or they flopped
Hello? Umamusume?
It's okay to reject your Uma
The only Vtubers I know are Gura, the green girl and I think a red fire girl
Umallo
Maruzensky owes me sex and she should give it to me before I forcefully take it from her
As if /uma/'s collective reputation couldn't sink any lower, now that they have been exposed as vtuberfags they are openly talking about it here./v/ is so gonna make fun of us again, once janny stops nuking them.
>>559654474does moderation work here?
>>559654474Sweepy is handling that
Somehow the Staygoldnigger's posts aren't the worst in this thread. Fuck off you retarded vtuberniggers, go to your board to discuss your whore
>>559654474moshi moshi, umamusume desu
>>559654474HELLO!? HEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>559654474Hello Uma
>>559654158Idolfag here. I don't know wtf you're yapping about.
>>559654525No hags
>>559654345
>>559654527>once janny stops nuking themSo never?
>>559654468They're huge how do you not know them, they're the newest hologen, some even played uma i think.
>>559651151Murasaki ShionSweep Tosho>No crossover art of the twoFUCK
>>559654527>>>/v/734499786Literally the fastest thread on /v/ Teiofat
>>559654383Today's Aryans sure do love pagpag
I'm actually not surprised with how many here watch the tumors but I'm more surprised with how you lot easily outed yourselves.That's Dumb Falcon's fans alright. Wit 0%
Imagine being a trainer and your trainee is fucking another trainer. Is that the most cucked thing ever?
>>559654420I think Eishin Flash should dedicate one hour every day to wringing my dick dry with her titsUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>559654158Nigga nobody gives a shit about about AKB in current year, please stay up to date in this century unc
>>559653943>forced to play the gameI'm trying out all the scenarios while waiting for MANT. Not doing fan runs.
>>559654698They must be so incredibly soft
>>559654686>implying you have a close relationship with your trainee
>>559654640>Great voice>Incredible scriptAmazing stuff that *high fives* thanks for the laugh
>>559654686trainerless uma behavior
>>559654640Nice. High five.
>>559654527/v/ prob likes vtubers too, its no longer what 2016? It's cool to watch them now. The biggest streamers are all tubers
>>559654663You got me there, I'm not retarded enough to browse /v/.Hope they are talking about the game and not whatever is happening here.
i've been enjoying lighter roast coffee more recently but the cost can be very high depending on the time of year
>>559654836Wrong >>559654850Ugly bimbos
>>559654850Umoomusume
>>559654682I generally do not care what Currenposters think.
>Curfew is at 10PM for those who live in the dormIsn't that really late? Like being able to leave the dorm at 5AM makes sense if they train early but 10PM seems really late for a bunch of teens
>>559653840I like uma in America because the top down angle really shows the umas' giant udders
>everyone so burnout and tired of doing runs>they rather talk about vtubers instead in the /uma/ threadWe are so NOT surviving until MANT
>>559654946They're horses, they sleep for 3 hours at best.
How do I cure myself from porn brainrot? I'm really starting to get sick of it.
WHEN I SAY UMAYOU SAY MUSUME
>>559654648not surprising since like half of the english speaking vtubers played global after northernlion made it blow up and a quarter of japanese vtubers also rode the wave and played jp
>>559654850Oyakodon
>>559654963>>559654946Staying up till 10PM or later seems fine obviously, it's something they need to learn to manage themselves... starting the CURFEW only after 10PM tho? Maybe a bit on the sketchy side, but I suppose it's to give them more time to rape their toreinas.
>>559654838>what are they thinking about me? :(Holy shit stop outing yourself as a woman
>>559650785Trvke
>>559655068>porn brainrotYou are an obese woman.
>>559655018don't speak for everyoneI'm shooting at random trying to get generic parents to get started up with MANT
>>559654158>It's also interesting that when Pakatube has a let's play, it's good, but when Hololive does it, it's “~le /vt/ ummor bad”.Whenever they show up on a stream, the 40 year old japanese hags don't break character (inb4 one or two examples)Meanwhile, the 30 year old white women will stop their fucking minecraft stream because I don't know, a brown doordash slave brought them slop to eat.
>>559654778Me and Digitan are best friends
anyone else gets a bit pissed off when looking at their 1-of ssr collection or is it just me
>>559654850milk
>>559654946The curfew for the brats in Bully was 11pm so I'm guessing 10pm for a school that has dorms isn't something to be concerned about.
>>559654974I’ve cum to her so much
>>559655136>yuricuck>>>/u/
>>559654838>Hope they are talking about the game and not whatever is happening here./v/uma's threads surprisingly is always on-topic until they hit the bump limit. It's actually impressive how they can do that.
>>559655018This is why I sweep without apologizing, sweep is doing my runs atm
>>559654963>Another randomly busted uploadI swear to fucking god Catbox has NOTHING but problems this year>Random stuff deleted>Tons of uploads fail and are impossible to fix or reupload without redoing the file
>>559655018I'll be grinding MANT runs for at least a few weeks when it starts so I'm taking it easy for now.
>>559651623>she wants to grow your children inside her belly toothe fiend
>>559655068Try not going on websites to look at porn. Alternatively, go outside for more than an hour without your phone.
>>559654836do people actually like watching generic variety streamer content? i think i stuck with it for maybe a month or two before i lost interest
>>559655225Another Teio theory proven right that the threads are getting shittier because sweepy niggers are not being bullied out.
>>559652125>Idols>Shitty 3d models and animationsLol, lmao
>>559655146Whenever I see my sea of dead 0-1LB SSRs all I think of it "what could have been"
>>559654974
>>559655202raping another uma with the help of your uma is one of the greatest bonding experiences you can have on this earth.
left or right? gaslight calculator says right is faster by half a length on average, but it also only relies on its own unique for acceleration. However left has 3 options for acceleration despite the worse stats and one less mid race skill
>>559651151Shishiro BotanKawakami Princess
>>559655215It's fear of being purged by meido + smaller bump limit. Something i quite enjoy about /uma/ is we don't have to live in fear of any of that or worry about if I can even discuss anything today.
>>559655374Right
>>559655374Right. You only need her unique to win. Hell, you can even win if she doesn't hit it; less consistent, but it can happen.
>>559655361That's only if that Uma is Digitan
>>559651151REM KanashibariHokko Tarumae
>>559655649No
>>559655092a lot of them always all end up playing new releases at the same time, I doubt northern baldy had anything to do with it. especially since uma has pre-existing ties to holo.
>>559655310I'll stop sweeping if auto-career comes with 1st anni. Look anon, I realize it's not good but also people gotta manage their burnout too you know?
What do you think about this uma?
>>559655721That reminds me a lot of them got Shadowverse sponsorships, how is that game doing now?
>>559655784Ugly
>>559655721not gachas they dontwere they sponsored? they mightve recieved one if they hadnt, like with shadowverse
I've resorted to using a debuff Nattie to win...
>>559655128They don't even break character even on rare caser when they accidentally refer themselves as another character or the trainer as producer. Wish we had more of it
>>559654982There was a video of it with Taiki and it was obscene. God Bless Umamerica.
>>559655828Nothing can save that shit.
>>559655858Well... Are you winning?
>>559655828it literally died after 1 expansion
Moomoo is streaming right now
what a garbage thread, TB can't come soon enough to take this thread out of its misery
>>559655858I have never seen a deboofer do anything on this track ever
>>559655834Hmm
>>559654494it's ok to recruit a second uma
>>559655960>TBMANT
>>559655960seatrannies wont leavevtrannies wont leaveyou will stay here forever and enjoy eating their literal shit
>>559655951>not a vtuberwho cares
>>559655310The threads are more tolerable if you're not stressed out over the game
Wish FineMo spoke English with an Irish accent. I’d melt for her
>>559656040I think he's gonna get a vtuber avatar soon
>>559655940I've won the first race I've entered her in after a string of loses.
>>559655784Cute and exceptionally fluffy.
>>559656041I'm white so excuse me if I don't agree with that statement
>>559656078Fuck off
>>559656138What’s your problem?
>>559656000Ugly idol
>>559656204Would she scream out of the puppet during sex?
>>559656204Does the puppet make noises during umapyoi?
>>559656204When she moans and whines from pleasure does she still mouth with the puppet
>>559656236Why can't you niggas ever ask for pictures normally?
>>559656238>"Fucking weeb trash fuck me"
There are only two objectively ugly Umas and that's Mejiro Ryan and Stay Gold
>Stego>Objectively ugly
>>559656332Ryan has a beautiful face and killer body
>>559656332Biko?
>>559656372Boner killer you mean
>>559656332>Stay Goldbait taste
>>559656398Biko is cute you mother fucker.
>>559655951Yeah, I was wondering why people are so obsessed with the tranny vtuber when MooMoo exists
Hu hu hu
>>559656371pick 2
>>559656398Die
buncha slacked jawed faggots 'round here
>>559656332>not Gold City>not Air Groove>not Gentildonna >not all Mejiros >not Dream Journey >not even Sounds of Earth
>>559656398WHOAH-OH-OHBIKO
>Stuck with slow metabolism from pre-debut to junior year August>Immediately hit with a 12% failed training leading into practice poor>Several mood downs across the next few turns>Fail the 2% in classic year JanuaryThis run is off to a horrible start
>>559656371Looks like an ugly boy Sounds like an ugly boy >>559656398Biko is cute in a homely way. >>559656372No you're just gay >>559656620You are a literal homosexual
wowa
>>559656593That's a boy
>>559656434>>559656593You are liars.You don't want to kiss Biko and molest her body.She's ugly. Because she looks like a BOY.Not like Ryan who has a prostitute body but an ugly head. Not like Stego who is a bokumanko but has a feminine face and hairstyle. Biko is made to look like a little boy. That's not cute. She's for pedofile women.
>>559656749bbbbbbbbbbased doto poster
>>559654420i have a tiny girl dick…
>>559656185Ignore, schizo.
>>559656749I'm a Biko LOVER. Full stop.
>>559656819>>559656819>>559656819
>>559656749Stay Gold is for gay pedophileBiko just wants to be a tokusatsu hero
>>559656204I can imagine she is super shy in bed but holy fuck would i need to soap the inside of my ears to cleanse my mind of the things the puppet would say
>>559656793>looks like a boy>walks around with a 50yo aunt pantsUtterly disgusting
>>559656843>n-n-n-o this other thing is for GAY pedos!LMAO COPE
>>559656606I have no clue why that scene cracks me up so much
>>559656689At that point just glue it. Half TP. Your club will understand.
>>559655960Totalbiscuit has been dead for years anon...
>>559653404Mizuno AiKonno JunkoThe Legendary Yamada Tae
