Stuck in the Elevator Edition A general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2030025673415282832 >Niggerman talks at GDChttps://x.com/nickherman/status/2028616420679184816>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>559302795
My life for Mandy
>>559638801Speed Racer's girlfriend.
Flambert <3333
Yo, this Golem guy? He seems pretty cool if you ask me.>>559638959Thanks for the info, bro.
>>559638675>I want to dominate or be dominatedIn terms of men, I certainly wouldn't want to be the bottom. Though in terms of dynamics in the relationship maybe my masculinity or what I perceive as such has that kind of influence in terms of personal expectations. Maybe it's an insecurity?
I saw that
Gentile men and fujos, by an anonymous request we're holding yet another IMPORTANT survey.https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Qb8RMy8
>>559639009*chu*
a cashier at the gas station took pity on me and sold me half a liter despite my drunken state. i'm fine, i'm good, good night /sdn/ i love you all i really do <3
>>559639469Being str8 is the gayest think ever tho? Have you seen how str8 boys act around each other?
>>559639603Anon... you break my heart.
>>559639603That cashier is a no good enabler. She likely doesn’t know any drunkards. She wouldn’t have enabled you otherwise.
>>559639608>Have you seen how str8 boys act around each other?It's because of societal expetations in which men conduct themselves around each other. They can't be free with their emotions or allow themselves to express physical intimacy without it coming off as a "weakness".
>>559639534*chew*
>>559639603shid don't die anon
>>559639950*jew*
>>559639881Str8 men always slap each other on the ass
>>559640172Exactly. Playing into that machismo, gym rat culture.
Vodkaanon is drunk but alive, alright. Whiskeyanon status? We need to monitor this shit for the sake of /SDN/
>>559640110I’m 100% okay with Jews.
>>559640428Good goy.
>>559639219Topping and bottoming aren’t universal. Some gay men don’t like doing either. It’s a bit of a meme. Insecurity is why men in homosexual relationships can be more so loving and intimate since, well, they’re both men. Men and women will mutually shy away and hide their insecurities from each other way more. Two men are more likely to share the struggles of being men.
Blonde Blazer supports Israel
>Men and women will mutually shy away and hide their insecurities from each other way more.Fucking thisHusbands will never be able to completely confide in their wives and vice versa since men and women are just so alien to the other at times (But for some reason lesbians are always at each others throats?? perhaps it’s just women being women idk)
>>559640617>Topping and bottoming aren’t universal. Some gay men don’t like doing eitherI'm aware but thanks for bringing that up. I know that's a factoid most straights aren't aware of. Especially in this neck of the woods.>Men and women will mutually shy away and hide their insecurities from each other way more. Two men are more likely to share the struggles of being men.Such a sad world we live in to be bound by these damn societal expectations. And people wonder why there's a male loneliness epidemic. Or why women don't want to be just house wives.
>>559640926Women have higher standards. Men are more unconditional. When a male fox loses its mate, it will never mate again. When a female fox loses its mate, it will immediately look for another mate. What does this tell you?
>>559641118>And people wonder why there's a male loneliness epidemicEvery time I point out to women that men commit suicide far more than women, I’m attacked for it. Apparently I’m discrediting “the fact that women suffer depression more than men”, which I quite frankly find to be a total load of pig shit. I even joked that women don’t commit suicide nearly as often because they’re mostly just victimhood seekers who actually want to stay alive.
>>559641710
>>559641987You like what you see?
>>559641360Women will always disregard the feelings of men. “We want to be equal” they say, until there’s a house fire and suddenly they demand to be reached and rescued first. So equal.
https://litter.catbox.moe/r914743g4jc70c3d.mp4https://x.com/AnimationsFera/status/2030336182626742646
>>559643059Herm was so disgusted when he saw it was a white woman cashier
We will all collectively go insane by june
>Flambae catches you being cringe on cameraWhat would you do?
>>559639603You will unintentionally kill yourself one day, and it won't be a pleasant death.
>>559643640>We will all collectively go insane by juneAssuming we'll live that long
>>559643707*woosh*
>>559643640How come? Because of gay pride month? I doubt AdHoc will acknowledge it.
>>559643852Unless we get something of substance from AdHoc I estimate we might ride it out just until the end of this month.
>>559643707Suck his dick.
>>559643876God I hate pride month. My gay brother also hates it.
>>559644415I'm no fan of it either. Still with the way the landscape is, it's really been wiped clean as far as corporations are concerned. I know Critical Role likes to pat themselves on the back for queer representation. But with AdHoc, I don't think anything will come of it. Maybe a bit of official art of Flambae if even that much.
>>559644736Oh just wait. They’ll release something pride related with Flambae.
>>559645057Which is stupid because the whole reason why everyone likes Flambae in the first place is because he doesn't make being gay his entire personality
>>559640340I'm alive, I'm playing StS2
>>559645057Perhaps. If it's a dlc one off adventure where Robert goes out for a night of fun at a gay bar with Flambae. I'd be hooked. Bonus points if there's a secret one night stand ending scenario.
Suffah, Boberthttps://x.com/eijie_nutz/status/2030305471136210982?s=46
>>559639469waityou guys aren't actually gay?
>>559648632For me, not strictly. Are you?
>>559648632Bi people are gayer than gay since they are attracted to women but STILL choose men. They CHOOSE to be gay. That’s gay.
>>559649363They're not a monolith.
>>559649463I'm personally more of a Duty guy myself.
>>559649463No they are. Never trust a bi fag.
give me writing prompts
>>559649891Keep yapping, Farquaad.
>>559649919Mandy carries Robert to her house after a night of drinking.Her apartment is a mess because she focused on being Blazer so much.They clean her house and Robert finds Mandy's Mecha Man merch.
>>559649919Robert is down in the dumps one day and won't come to work.Flambae decides to bust in his apartment to see what his deal is.He finds him slumped on his plastic chair. Finding him in such a dour state, Flambae decides to take intiative to get Robert out of his depression. Little does Flambae know the woes that Robert will unravel. Allowing him to relate to him more than he thought he would.
>>559650325how drunk is Robert supposed to be? The last thing I'd want to do when I'm wasted is clean shit
>>559650772A little buzzed. But you can set it after they wake up(NO SEX).
Goodnight /SDN/. See ya later.
>>559653494goodnight BBfrend
>>559656064
>>559624542>I.M.WeaselOh yeah. I completely forgot about that show... didn't worf from star trek voice the weasel guy? Or am I thinking of Angry Beavers?
>>559639078Based ((((Golem))))
>>559641163Vixens are dirty, naughty little gangbang sluts.
>>559650748https://files.catbox.moe/y82jj0.txtI don't know shit about writing Flambert, so I just kept it close to their in-game characters. Hope you don't mind. Also I would upload it to pastebin but for some reason it's getting caught by the filters and won't let me publish.>>559650325I haven't forgotten about this, I just need more time with it
>>559645385>Robert at the gay bar That would be kino
>>559663747Well thanks anyhow for taking up my prompt.
>>559650748This is the gayest thing ever.
>>559655738>>559656064>>559657010>>559658130>>559660459>>559662171YOU are quite literally keeping this place alive.
>>559664105At least they know from the best.
You should ALL be grateful to him for keeping this place alive.
>>559662171hi
>>559663952sorry if it didn't meet your expectations, it's hard for me to write something I have no experience with
I’m sorry for not posting within the last couple of hours okay I was busy hanging out with my grandparents ;(
>>559664582I just finished reading through and I must say you did very well. I'm not exactly an avid reader by any stretch of the imagination. Nor do I partake in fanfiction as much as everyone else seems to here. I must say, I am impressed with what you delivered. Sure it's not exactly what you might consider your best. But I think you did a great job capturing their personalities. I also like how you incorporated Flambae's past into it. That's exactly what I was imagining. Just didn't have a good grasp of how to lay it out. All in all, I feel that the prompt you wrote could legitimately fit in. If there was a one on one moment between Flambae and Robert in season 2.
>>559665017nibble nibble
>>559665017Courtney that's not what he meant by sucking him off
>>559665194munch munch
>>559665194Chad that's not what he meant by eating him out
>>559665001thanks, I needed some practice writing things outside my comfort zone so I thought I'd take a prompt or two. It ended up being longer than expected because I was struggling to find a way to write about their woes and ended up expounding a bit. Glad to know you don't hate it
If I go to bed now, you guys will be dead when I wake up, and I don’t want that!
>>559665637No problem. Though as you said it might have gotten expository but I think it worked reasonably within the exchange. I'm no writer either so I can't exactly give a fair shake. Nevertheless, it's solid work in my perspective.
>>559667195Because he has a big dick
>>559653676>Phenomamal's back is a literal brick wallAlan Ritchson, the guy who played Reacher in the tv reboot? Would make a great live action Phenomaman. He was also really funny in that war movie, The Miniscule of Gentleman Warframe or something?
>>559662171
>>559663747Pastebin has filters? Wha?
>>559669401imagine if phenomaman actually did have genitals that resembled a human dick after all but it was so fucking fat and girthy and BB just told him they were incompatible so she wouldn't die from the sex
>>559669667I was as surprised as you are
This scene popped into my head and it’s begging to be animated and replaced with the Z teamhttps://youtu.be/jeH-f_8cqXg?si=Isyl2_vXFL-4tQ74
>>559666042Visiholic with the mechaman shoulders here. Don't worry we won't die. If some of us falls, other fujos will take our place. Nature abhors a vacuum as they say. >There must always be an /SDN/. [spoilers]on a side note, almost injured myself using one of those cheap ass door frame pull up bars while working out drunk. P.o.s. fell off the door frame while I was doing reps and I fell knee first on the floor from the height of the pull up. Arms are getting bigger but knee mildly injured and shoulders are still mecha man level twink. I hate my body...[/spoiler]
>>559670320I wonder if it's """to protect the children""" again...
>>559669719The phenomadick was too phenomamal... even for the blonde blazer... *sobs*
>>559670490>Neanderthal VisiMy beloved...
>>559670756>I'm so dunk I messed the spoilers again.FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"mom and dad scolding their kid" vibes
>>559671024If Blazer can't take it. Maybe Robert could? He's faced impossible odds and still made it out only somewhat worse for wear. From being beaten up, nearly burned alive, even blowing up inside his suit. He only came out with a few scrapes.
>>559672796bro he would die
I've played 35 hours of Slay the Spire 2 since Thursday, help
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>559675469g'night
>>559675469Does Herman deserve such a GF tho?
>>559673746He could take it.
I don’t want to go to work…….
>>559682034I don't want to keep working out... but I gotta... else I'm blue balls man...
>>559649585bro...
>>559670756Keep on going anon, with each passing day you get closer to your goal. >while working out drunkAdmirable, I don't have the energy or desire to work out sober, let alone drunk.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
I hate daylight savings
>>559692732Literally me
>>559686510I also love your cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>559683762It's the being drunk that gives me the energy to work out (am one of those sad drunks...). The sorrow makes memfeel numb so I can work out more reps wothout feeling the soreness or tiredness. Like how anger is a good motivator? Except mine is sorrow. Just pure sorrow... so I'm glad I got to experiencr Dispatch to escape that even if just temporarily.
Awoo
>>559692732It's so annoying bros.
“Have a good morning!”“Go fuck yourself.”
“Go fuck yourself”“But, I love you”
Mornings with Mandy are always nice
I haven't slept well today. I feel like crap.
>>559704852Go take a napRight now
We need more hamsters
>>559705327
>>559705945:3Wholesome
Dispatch fanbase is slowly approaching Arkham Subreddit levels of brainrothttps://x.com/brizksie/status/2030167362234683658?s=46
>>559707443It hasn't even been 6 months after the release...
>>559707443and that's a good thing
>>559707443https://twitter.com/Brizksie/status/2030587890816708964
>>559709572Why did Man spend all his inheritance on a Lamborghini, is he stupid?
>>559676095he always deserves the best
>>559707443https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1ro2l21/i_find_it_funny_how_people_on_twitter_act_as_if/
Hermy needs to be molested By me
Holy peak...https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1rntj2f/dispatch_the_time_i_spend_with_you/
Visikek down! I repeat, Visikek down!
>>559710764>t.
>>559711252https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1rn1wvq/dispatchforeplay/I wish this fucker actually uploaded their comics in picture format so I didn't have to go to reddit
>>559711527Fullblown Visitard meltdown. Haven't seen shit get so bad since Chernobyl.
>>559711737I wish one of our own was a drawfag. Mentally ill, sure, that's a given with all the artists, but at least he would have been ours.
>>559711882I wonder what our drawfag anon is doing right nowThose were good times
>>559712487Some shit about candle lights and how they burn bright and whatnot.
>>559712487I wonder the same thing about the comicanon as well. We had it good with our own OCfags, are there any left?
>>559713182We still have our very own writefag.
>>559711527I don't browse the subreddits anymore but I do remember that the main one had an actual anti-visi movement at one point, I guess the locker room rape was the main cause. As a visifag myself I find such whining funny, just don't fucking go there if you don't like it, no need to announce it, but it's also kinda funny if those fanatics are actually still seething about visiposting.
>>559712392Das a gud boi
>>559713351Oh yeah, two even, if the one behind the Chase POV fic will decide to continue it. But I miss our drawfags, AMVfags, webm makers..
>>559713721both glazer subs actively seek out reasons to be victimized, you'll look at one post saying their character is getting unfair treatment and it's a screencap of a random youtube comment with 1 upvote
If Chad and Hermy fooled around the closet would be too steamy to see anything
>malevolafags
>>559715447Why is she so insecure?
>>559715658I don't know but I genuinely hope they replace her as the VA because malevolafags deserve better
>>559716178Literally just get Karlach’a Va
>>559714894It'd be a sauna.
>>559665017more gremlin Visi edits!
>>559717119roadtrip episode when
>>559717580does anyone have the entire art from which this was cropped?
>>559717889>Season 2: Pool Party>Season 3: Road Trip>Season 4: Globetrotting
>>559717580
>>559682034Neither do I
>erin yvette played TF2Mandy is a gamer
>>559716702This is sexual harassment.
>>559663320>didn't worf from star trek voice the weasel guy? Or am I thiking of Angry Beavers?Don't know, I only watched it in my native language when I was like 8
>>559717990Nom nom
>>559718206Why does chad look like he is 45 here
>>559716702>>559717119>>559717347>>559714543Why are you shipping those two fujoanon?
>>559720272Some artists draw him to look old because he's in his late 30's and consider him an "unc".>>559720552I'm not just posting something else to not drain my Flambert catalogue completely. Plus there was one Waterbae fan that lurks here. So I think they'd might appreciate it.
>>559720552Because it’s hot and steamy duh
Are we getting saged? Where is everyone?
>>559722826beats me
>>559722935That was weird. We were stuck at eight despite bumping.
>>559722826it's a slow thread today, but fujohours have begun so it won't die i hope.
>>559722826>>559722935I am still here, and I am a drunk Visiholic (but I would have chosen Malevola if I could).
>>559723220I think the counter was just bugged for whatever reason
>>559723340>>559723351Fair enough, I thought I was talking to wall for a sec.>>559723441Guess so. Very strange.
I haven't even gotten drunk yet and I'm already in Gosling mode, I hate sunday evenings.
I AM HERE
>>559723970Hang in there man.I'm a Blazerholic but I'm tapering. Really going to try and make this quit last. Sick and tired of always being sick and tired, you know?
>>559723351Never understood the fascination with pits
>>559723970>>559724780imagine being able to drink enough alcohol to kill an elephant and waking up fine the next day
>>559724883Just posting what I have bro
>>559725740Gills???
>>559725778Yeah. Something the artist imagined Waterboy developing or something.
Invisimech <3333
the painted eyebrows on her mask are so cute and expressive
>>559724957Wish I had Mandy but I'd settle for the amulet to never black out or be hungover again.
>>559726334Basado.
>>559726518she'd be cool with letting Robert wear the amulet to cure hangovers, right?
>>559727076Typical Spanish relationship.
>>559724883Generally speaking, crevices of any kind on the body are an major allure.
>>559727713Funny considering he's Afghan.
>>559727541Genius
>>559728208>Afghan with a mexican accentDoes anyone want to explain that to me
>>559730354It’s an inside joke.
>>559730354If we want to go meta. I honestly think it's because Flambae is an analogue to the actor's stand up persona. Fahim Anwar voices Flambae and he's of Afghan descent. However he's best known as his stand up persona, Lance Canstopolis. Basically an inside joke as the other anon said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_dBiWBEykhttps://www.thepopverse.com/gaming-dispatch-flambae-development-character-adhoc-studio-surprise
https://www.instagram.com/fahimanwar/reel/DOWVMtcj3Ho/
>>559731254Erin did say a lot of Flambae’s lines were improv
>>559731402Makes sense, I wonder how different he would have been had they kept to his initial concept? In the article I linked Nick Herman did say Flambae was more of a generic bully.>Nick Herman added. “Where I mean, he was basically like a jerk, jock, bully, you know, bad guy. On the page, it was funny, but it was a little more, initially, generic, as far as the voice would be concerned, and then once Pierre [Shorette] brought up… he was showing Dennis and I clips of Lance performing and I mean, it was such a sort of whiplash of, like, well, yeah, this is so different than anything we’ve been thinking. And also, we had scratch recorded, so we had been hearing the character a certain way. But it was so undeniably entertaining and funny that we were like, ‘All right. Let’s try.’ And so we brought Lance in, and he did his thing, and it was immediately obvious that we should have this in our comedy game.”I wonder if the name Chad just stuck after his revision? I mean a blonde white guy whose bravado and ego takes center stage. A bully to his colleagues. Makes me think of Flash Thompson.
>>559732202He just wouldn’t be the same if he was white and blonde and blue eyed
>>559732795Chad ain’t the Aryan chad that’s for sure.
I've never been drunk enough to get hangovers but what does it usually feel likeI need to know for writing purposes
>>559733582Idk I only smoke weed
>>559733582Never drank no less got to that state but looking at typical symptoms they include...>fatigue, weakness, thirst, headache, muscle aches, nausea, stomach pain, vertigo, sensitivity to light and sound, anxiety, irritability, sweating, and increased blood pressure.
My sister says drunk sex is the best I wouldn’t trust her tho
>>559733582Numb mouth, dizziness, vomitting, also the nose swells up. The body is still hot from all the expanded blood vessels. Shit like that.
>>559734538I like incest too
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1rojev2/andrew_arcadi_dispatch_soundtrack_composer/
>>559734538And that's how you become a rapist. Never stick your dick in a drunk, anons.
>>559735762NEW DRAMA JUST ROLLED IN!
>>559735782What’s wrong with being a rapist?
Director Approved? Check.Writer Approved? Check.Composer Approved? Check.Yup, Mandy is a canon romance.
>>559735762I wanna beat this guy up
Season 2 spoilers.
>Flambae is just fruity Gaston
>>559735762Season 2 is gonna be like Last of Us 2, isn’t it?
>>559736297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
>>559736437If the devs themselves saying that they're unaware of what led to Dispatch's success. Then I think the red flags have long since been raised.
>>559736429>fruity GastonWouldn't it be fruiter?
>>559735762MANDY STOCKSKEEP RISING
Is there a SINGLE person at Adhoc who likes Invisigal?
>>559737906Laura Bailey?
>>559738713Yeah…
>>559738713If all the blazer glazers at Adhoc start dying under mysterious circumstances, we know what happened
>>559722281WHO HURT HIM >:(
>>559733582it feels shitty and i will feel it in a few hours. good night /sdn/, it's hopeless, the sadness will last forever. i love you bros.
>>559739378>You wanna hear another joke, niggerman?
>>559737906Erin Yvette :)
>>559739620https://youtu.be/kzYKGmpjeXA?si=EwV9a8qmrhkLwDgs
>>559739483They separated just last week.
>>559733582>>559735035This is very on point. Overall things just feel fuzzy. If we're talking a real fucking hangover (not the basic bitch who drank a couple wine coolers hangover) there's also general disorientation, hand tremors, and (if you have a day job and don't time things right) usually a bunch of sweating when your body expels all the excess poison. Depending on what you drank and how much, this sweat might reek of booze as well.Now, this isn't literally part of the hangover, but blacking out also causes subsequent paranoia. Especially if you're doing so habitually because you learn the sorts of stupid shit that you do while blacked out.
>>559739645Wouldn’t it be funny if Erin and Laura kissed? Hahahaha
>>559739584goodnight visifrend, drink plenty of water
>>559740424Yeah...
>>559740424
>>559739584Goodnight buddy stay strong
>>559735762Find it odd that every time somebody posts some blazer vs visi drama from reddit it's always the same username stirring shit up. Is this the BBjeet's reddit account?
>>559737906like half of them i think? because i do recall someone from adhoc mentioning in an interview that the in-studio preferences between visi and blazer before the release were about 50/50, which is why they were surprised that among the players it was 60/40. hell, even niggerman himself never said which side he was on from what i know, and only said that he did not expect visi to be much more popular than blazer.
Would Flambae enjoy Indian foodOr would that be too dangerous
>>559743030This also tracks with that team's stated objective being to get as close to 50/50 on choices as possible.
I wonder if Flambae can piss fire and shit magma?https://youtu.be/7mwDMD8j8oA?t=23
>>559743486His piss is scalding hot.
19 years to go before we can recreate this image bros
>>559744054>>559743592Asuka won btw
>>559744054Guess who's not going to make it?
>>559744147Well evidently half of us are functioning alcoholics so I think only the Fujos will be alive by then
>>559744642If he doesn't catch an STD and die.
Somebody's not happy.
>>559745001Trust me. I'll probably die a virgin.
>>559745223Fat chance of that happening. You're gonna have sex, marry, have kids and be happy about it.
>>559745162Apparently she deleted that post.
>>559745590Have to find my Visi or Mandy irl first
>>559745590>>559745808Or my Flambae...Ideally not a pyromaniac.
>>559745223No don’t say that! The AI date-bots are just around the corner ;(
>>559745162She's a know liar and professional drama queen. If there's a second season I really hope Adhoc replaces her.>>559745805Because because she realized how hypocritical she sounded since she has a bunch of tweets sexualizing fictional male characters.
>>559745960Ew...No.
We are ALL going to have sex before we die
>>559746224Don’t be a bigot. You will enjoy the silicon scent of your new government approved boyfriend.
I wish Robert would kidnap me
>>559749227Toxic...
COUNTER FUJO POST
>>559751689Is it really a counter when it's made by the same artist who made this?
>>559751774don't make me think so hard
https://www.reddit.com/r/CultOfMalevolaGibb/comments/1rojce5/guys_were_in_big_fucking_trouble/
>>559752503It's so joevar for Malevolants.
>>559752503why are redditors such simps
Flambae would never stay faithful. Gays are always on the prowl.
>>559752503>Why yes, i will take the role as the 6 foot demon muscle mommy>What do you meaaaan people are sexualizing my character?!
>>559752503Meanwhile, Laura Bailey be like:https://youtube.com/shorts/szxajRxHaKs?si=CYSkVP6hL3isbWkO
I would let Flambae spit and step on me.
Robert...
>>559715658I think you mean insincere, and she's just feigning plausible deniability as she's posing with sweatermeat tits. Because she's a fucking stupid disingenuous woman.
>>559752503Also Alanah:
>>559758082Supposedly word from the grapevine was that the tweet she made criticising Malevola's sexualization was faked.
>>559758082Didn't she repost some art and try to take credit for it too?
>>559758284https://bsky.app/profile/charalanahzard.bsky.social/post/3mglt3u5sxk24
>>559758430Of course she uses BlueSky
>>559720731>there was one Waterbae fan that lurks hereIt was me. Right here. I'm that waterbae fan. Thank you. ( ^ ^)==3 *chu*
I've come to the conclusion I'll never find my irl Visi.
>>559761135yeah cause she turns invisible idiot
>>559760825Glad I could provide.
>>559735408kek
>>559750406MechaBoner <333333
>>559763081>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSdB6X0FLkk
>>559764216someone show courtney this because she didn't use her inhaler properly a single time throughout the whole game
>>559764631Courtney's not a cool kid with asthma though... she just has asthma.
>>559767287good night mandyfren
>>559715447Okay those boobas are massive, big if real.
>>559767287late goodnight, BBanon
>>559768182They're that big but no clue if they're natural or water balloons.
Robert owes me the astral pulse
>>559772489Courtney owes Robert some Astral Puss.
>>559772570He doesn’t need to ask her twice
>>559746039>She's a know liar and professional drama queenI think you people kinda blow stuff out of proportion.
>>559772489He already pulsed it
>>559774946She might be that, but she once annoyed Anthony Burch that one time so I'll overlook this recent issue for now.
>>559773619>>559774065>>559774352>mfw I know something's off about this Robert but I just can't prove it...>mfw I have a feeling this Robert is some kind of beautiful skinwalker
>>559781748
>>559777349HNNNG
Doko?
Picture this. The z-team. But as school yard children. Doing absolutely childish things.
>>559776132Dude! Wtf. Don't post that ever again y'weirdo.
>>559786584?
>>559788245>leashed Visi the gremlin cannot be contained
>>559788245No. Robert has to be a kid, too. And he’s getting bullied by Chad. Then Courtney stands up for him.
>>559763081Sonar is a good friend
>>559791334
>>559794393Red ring blazer
>>559795107my wife would NEVER
>>559795165She would if you asked
Chad would definitely be the schoolyard bully who kicked Rob into the sand after he took the toy he wanted
any news?i haven't been here in a while
>>559798816Blazer has been fired from SDN
>>559799086Those charges were dropped!! >:(
>>559798816There was a little Valentine's Day event and a few dev interviews here and there. But for the most part we're just waiting for season 2
>>559798816nothing happened, and nothing will happen, because nothing ever happens.
>>559796694>>559797084Too hornyTOO HORNY(I’m referring to myself of course)
Have they made or announced a spin off of just the dispatching part yet?More minigames, more characters, could be a different team I guess.No need for fancy animations, just stills for special moments and text/audio interactions mostly.
>>559798816>>559801776they haven't announced anything, we had like a patch or two which restored some cut lines during the final dispatch section and the possibility of obtaining a different ending for robert, a tactician, and that's it.
>>559803519*slaps butt*"This bad boy can fit so much trauma inside him!"
>>559808795
>>559786584https://youtu.be/erzedwZhJCs?si=VijTYw5oVZ95QMDy
>>559810252Robert "kidfucker" Robertson
>>559810252Of the z team who is most likely to say UOHH?
>>559811839Sonar
>>559797084
>>559813150Ohmygod I heckin love it
>>559813150Imagine Robert coming home and seeing Beef in this suspiciously well made outfit.
>>559813638Chad spared no expense
>>559784729C U R S E DURSED
>>559811839Courtney when she sees shota Robert
>>559813150
>>559815598What would happen if you placed the amulet around Beef’s neck?
>>559816020He’d look like a normal chihuahua
>>559816972Bad!
>>559816020Speaking of, am I misremembering or did the comicanon draw a skit with Beef wearing the amulet? I recall something like that being posted at one point but I didn't save it apparently.
>>559820942I did misremember, it wasn't Beef with the amulet, it was a gorilla. But there was a Beef skit too, I managed to find it in the archives.
>>559823629cute
>>559814998Someone should just keep throwing out Flambae’s lunch. Anonymously.
>>559824750Waterboy did it on purpose
>>559826102Why does he auto win against Sonar Why does Flambae lose to Sonar
>>559827536I'm pretty sure it's not an autowin but it would be pretty funny if it was
>>559827536Flambae’s dialogue when he loses to Sonar is funny.>“I’m… I’m not strong enough.. I’m sorry Robert…”
>Karen cut BBMy dickPlease call HR on me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rS82QWgdB7g
>>559830824this but the other way around every time Robert talks about his mech
>>559831051Oh no my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AToO6COVSAM
>>559835804
Taco night with Flambae
Fajita night with Beef
Burrito night with Sonar
Chili night with Royd
>>559836419>>559836774>>559837513>>559837747Stop. You’re making me hungry, and I just drove by Taco Bell -and- Chipotle. I just gained like five pounds the other week.
Enchiladas night with Invisigal
>>559838214STOP
Tamale night with Punch-Up
I feel numb. I'm drunk. I crave happiness. I love you faggots. Good night /SDN/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HakCE3E5tEk
>>559840404that's a cool track
>>559840404g'night
Time for yet another playthrough.
>>559843856Mandy is so cool >>559840404goodnight, don't let the hangover bite
>>559843976cute art
how receptive would Mandy be to roleplay
>>559850945put them away slut
>>559849841She would dress up as Eva Braun for Robert.
>>559850945>>559812072
>>559852373>"wow, a sexy nazi uniform in your closet? I didn't know you were into that kind of roleplay">"roleplay?"
>>559852369Why did she do it?
>>559853856Robert make Courtney madCourtney no like being mad
>>559852369anyone have the punch into the kiss vid? can't seem to find it.
Robert is so molestable it’s kind of annoying
>>559836307Gay ass looking motherfucker
>>559857795it's not gay to kiss your homies
>>559858376No it is very gay
>>559856184Gee I wonder who typed this.
>>559859048Couldn’t be her since she wants to BE molested by Robert
>>559859390but according to absolute retards she BRUTALLY RAPED Robert with that kiss
>>559859504I wish I was brutally raped with a kiss
>>559861042same
>>559856061
>>559866723thx dude apparently already had it saved, just forgot the file name
What are the odds Mandy owns a mecha man body pillow?Anyways, goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>559868247nighty night BBanon!
>>559866723Was it rape?
>>559868247Guaranteed. Amongst other Mecha Man merch.
>>559875186I could only imagine her having an action figure or a plushie.
>>559663747It's been 2 days, writeanon...
>>559875232Posters, T-shirts, true scale cardboard cutout standees of both the Mecha and Man(Blue, her favorite), autographed pictures, Mecha Man cereal boxes(unopened for collection purposes), mint condition Mecha Man posable figurines, dildos, Mecha Man themed shower curtains, recordings of Mecha Man interviews, documentaries, newspaper clippings, Autobiography, etc.
>>559875232>>559875784All that merch and Mecha Man doesn't even earn a single cent out of it.
>>559875820Same reason why Spidey doesn't earn a cent from sales of his plushies, he would need to reveal his identity to sign the contract. Canon btw, Spidey legit has a comic where he gets approached by a businessman to use his likeness for toys and Wilson Fisk copyrighted Spider-Man to create merch in the first Ultimate Spider-Man run.
>>559875992Parker just can't catch break, can he?
>>559875820Could SDN make merch of him and compensate him as well?
>>559879773I think they could. That would be the loophole.SDN could basically act as Mecha-Man's 'publisher'.
>>559877380Best ship. Forever ship.
What did they mean by this
>>559886897It's pulsin' time
>>559887118What did they mean by this..
>>559887352It's Mecha time
>>559868515>>559868704>>559868828cute
>>559875368I'm cooking dw
How long have you been here bros? I've been hanging around since the very first /v/ thread from the release day back in October. It had Visi in the OP and that was the only reason why I got interested, I didn't really know about Dispatch beforehand, hadn't seen any trailers or announcements, I only knew that the ex-Telltale crew was making some game that will be voiced by e-celebs. It wasn't even 5 months ago and yet it seems so distant. It's astounding that this general still exists, even though we're clearly running on fumes for quite some time now. It's even more astounding that I'm stil fixated on Dispatch I guess, I've never been into CYOA games, capeshit or even waifus before.
>>559892969I only started noticing it after all the episodes had come out so I missed out on Dispatch wednesdays, but the threads on /v/ were still popping back in november and december. That was a fun holiday season
>>559875992>Robert struggling to pay for repairs and being forced to sell off the house and live in a shithole because no money>meanwhile Mandy is sitting on a pile of merch that would have covered the cost of repairs on its owna cruel irony
I JUST GOT BANNED FROM MY FAVORITE BOARD (no, not /vg/, you sillies) AND I AM FREAKING OUT :((((
>>559897493poor bobter
>>559897493Flew too close to the sun
Still would
Did everyone just die all at the same time or something
>>559913164Politics are going wild. Fujos are asleep. Visikeks are drunk on a bus somewhere (going nowhere). As for me, my phone fell into the urinal yesterday so I'm forced to post from the computers at my workplace. Very risky. I will be home in three hours.
>>559913164Its always around these hours when we are at deaths door..............
>>559913834>my phone fell into the urinal yesterday
It just turned 2pm where I am. I am a no good leaf.
HelloI was just asked by my friend to post the following here"I am banned on all boards for two more days so I can't post as that would be very naughty and illegal of me uwu"
>fujo gets banned>/sdn/ dieskek
>>559914232death by peepee
>>559917376I don't believe it......
AAAAA I want to go HOME aaaGGHHH
>>559892969Been here since the very beginninghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723895956/#q723895956
>>559892969It’s a miracle discussion still stayed strong on /v/ after the whole game leaked during week 1
>>559930051Same here.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723895956/#q723910461
>>559930308What was stranger to me was how discussion appeared to grow in spite of the leaks. Normally when details leak people would simply lose interest.
>>559930760MANY Gosling sleeper agents were activated when the movie date and dance scenes leaked
>>559930051>>559930549Aye right, this was the very first thread that stuck, I had this one in mind https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723902745/Good to know that there are other /v/terans still out here.
>>559892969>>559931042Visisisters…
>>559931107The right one was posted an hour and a half earlier
>>559892969I joined after episode 8 was out, I didn't want to spoil my experience with browsing anything related to it, 4chan, Reddit or whatever else
>>559930308>>559930760While all the dialogues were leaked, only a few cutscenes were, and I think they contributed to the hype actually, especially the gosling-inducing ones. And ep. 4 opening showed that there are still things that the leaks didn't prepare us for.
>>559931248I was there too. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723902745/#q723922836
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2031460113517543668
>>559930549>>559932279based persistent fujo
>>559931107take me back bros
>>559932453BLAZERBROS DON'T LOOK
>>559932453It's actually pretty wholesome how invested all the VAs are>>559932637kek
>>559932737>It's actually pretty wholesome how invested all the VAs areI think the only actor I haven't seen talk about it is Flambae's actor. Then again I don't look at Fahim's social media all that much so I might be wrong.
>>559932453>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>559932453YOU LIKE BLACK GIRLS?!
>>559932461I was around even before then.>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/711291707/#q711294723>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/718555803/#q718556858>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/721298068/#721298068
>>559892969Shit... ever since the demo, I think? Which is funny because I totally forgot about the release date even though I wish listed it. So I bought it at ep 5 and 6 I think. Occasionally lurked since #8 but joined around 29-30.
>>559935138Was he stupid?
>>559937060I remember when the trailer debuted at the Game Awards. So many thought Duspatch would be this woke nightmare where the lead would be a complete pushover.
>>559934559LOVE 'EM
>>559937256So it’s not just Visi and Mandy, zoomers just don’t know what a dad bod looks like?
>>559938578I know what a dad bod looks like. I have one. Then again I can't speak on behalf of an entire generation.
>>559900350ewwww
>>559938308Why couldn't he just break out?
>>559938918You could ask the same for any other supervillain in this setting. Maybe the prisons have some kind of power dampener or something.https://youtu.be/bh0-4iFJ0n4?si=XyqxcaafH512pOlS&t=17
>>559940003
>>559938308sad flambae
>>559940181All the old marketing stuff for this game is pretty funny looking back at it
>>559940395I remember when people groaned about it on /v/. Thinking the whole thing came off as tacky and corporate. Which it kind of was but it didn't dissuade my interest. I also recall people speculating whether these posts were signs as to who was romanceable or not.
>>559940673I LOVE black girls!
>>559942291You’re not ready for this conversation but Dr. Don’t Do Shit is more savage
>>559942291Wow. You still have my edit.
>>559942582I'm just dumping images from the old thread >>559930051
she's so sad :(
finally winter has let go, the sun is out, it was warm today, i'm drunk. good night /sdn/ i love youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UGTgxd3f4
>>559948383goodnight visiholic
Golem and Robert
GOODNIGHT PEOPLEpls dont be dead when i wake up :(
>>559951643G'night no promises :|
>>559950112SEASON 2 CONFIRMED
>>559953440I mean it's all but guaranteed isn't it? Practically every member of the voice cast expressed interest in continuing, including Aaron Paul. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Nick Herman said something about choices carrying over to season 2. So it'd make sense if the next season continued with the same characters.
>>559953894yeah but the only thing is we have no idea when it will comeThey could be working on season 2, or they could be working on the critical role game or wolf among us 2, or they could be waiting for igloo to finish whatever projects they have a commitment to, or they could be just stuck in development hell and take another 7 years to make a season
>>559953001KILL HIM ROBERT
>>559954202>or they could be working on the critical role game or wolf among us 2Didn't Critical Role more or less give AdHoc the grace to continue with a season 2 thanks to its success? I thought TWA2 was still under development by Telltale?>they could be just stuck in development hell and take another 7 years to make a seasonI feel like this will be the likely outcome. Much to our collective dismay. Hopefully that's not the case. Still I wonder how they could move forward storywise? I know that Telltale and their "choices" don't really make a difference especially when it came to sequels. I hope AdHoc would've learn from that but it seems they're stuck with that formula too. I know it would be easier said than done but it would be neat if we got branching paths that really make a difference to the plot.
>>559956648nothing is confirmed yet so it's all a shot in the dark anyways My only hope is the animation quality will be just as good as season 1
>>559959329>My only hope is the animation quality will be just as good as season 1Agreed. I really hope they get Igloo to work on it and not get bogged down. Whether it be budget or deadlines. It be such a shame if that would be the case.
>>559953894I’m fucking terrified of how they’ll handle Visi. Season 1 had two endings that set up two entirely different storylines
>>559963179
thinking 'bout that butt
I've noticed that most Visi fans have moved on. Blazer fans seem to be the ones still active. Normally this would be a good thing but most of their activity seems to be still seething about Visi being more popular which is a bad look.
>>559968298Mandy stocks just keep rising, what can I say
>>559968479They would be rising if most of that content wasn't just shipping wars and seething about Visi several months later because she still has the higher romance stat. Thankfully this general is chill.
>>559968852>complaining about blazerfags seething about Visi being more popular while simultaneously seething about BBfags being more active
>>559969971dispatch unironically made me romanticize being a wagie for a while
>>559971396If only I could get a cushy desk job in this economy and job market. I'm fighting tooth and nail to even get a position in retail these days.
how the fuck are you retards still discussing this shitthere's no news, no depth, no actual gameplay, and nothing fuck happens
Here's the results of the Ship Name Poll from AdHoc's Discord.>This thread is now closed - thank you to everyone who voted! What happens with these results, well... that may be up to you, gentle reader. >REMEMBER! These results do not change what is true in your heart. Your headcanon is still valid. >Results:- Robert / Blonde Blazer: MechaBlaze/MechaBlazer - Robert / Invisigal: InvisiMech- Invisigal / Blonde Blazer: Invisiblaze - Sonar / Malevola: Bat Outta Hell- Flambae / Waterboy: Waterbae - Waterboy / Prism: Sparkling Water- Coupé / Punch Up: Coupe'd Up- Flambae / Robert: Flambert- Phenomaman / Robert: Phenomamech- Waterboy / Robert: Watermech- Mr. Whiskey / Phenomaman: Espresso Depresso- Prism and Flambae: Prismatic Flame (Starfire a close second!)- Mandy / Janelle: Jandy- Waterboy and Coupé: Waterblade (Swan Lake a close second!)Phenomaman and Blazer: Solar Blaze (Depressed Blazer a close second!)
>>559971619I like black girls
>>559971619
holy shit you fags actually made it past general 50 well done
>>559973043only 48 more till 100
>>559875368>word count: 4920it's all coming together
I'm glad Visi won
>>559976608the best friend award
>>559968298>most Visi fans have moved onI just don't see a point in reposting the same shit over and over desu
what causes this?
>>559977929Tribalism? Though the makes me wonder why there's no subreddit dedicated to other characters beyond Visi, Blazer, and Malevola?
https://files.catbox.moe/qh7uaz.mp4goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>559976608same she's pretty cool
>>559978807love you too BBanon
>>559960710>>559960880>>559961026>>559961176Whats happening here? Wait dont tell me im scared
Hopium hasn't posted in nearly twenty-four hours. I am getting nervous.Granted, there was a wave of site-wide bans, so it could be that.
>>559981029*bzzzzz*
>>559939194This movie was fun. School was retarded for not recognizing plant girl's powers.
>>559981319
>>559981221h-he's fine, anon
>>559981221I'm Trading Rogues since yesterday
I'll be less active for... about 2-3 weeks. 4 maximum. I'm still here, just lurking and reading every post.
>>559983885>>559983987see he's FINE
>>559983987We'll be dead in less than 2-3 days you QUITTER, NO GOOD TRAITOR, GOD, kill yourself
>>559983132>>559983652This poster right here is a loyal warrior for the thread.
>>559990851>apostasy>fine
>>559996231>>559996440>>559996529
*licks you*
I still think about BBjeet sometimes
>>559954202>take another 7 years to make a season7 more fucking years of shitposting it is then.
>>559971727>adhoc only acknowledges visi being shipped with robert and blazer>blazer ships include them but also coupe and p-manwhat did niggerman mean by this?
>>560006669I'm pretty sure the coupe and phenomaman ships were added after the fact
>>560005657
>>559997737Sometimes I randomly remember /SDN/ #20 and have a small chuckle.
>>559971727What about Water Boy and Blonde Blazer?
>>560016481Didn't make it on the list I guess
>>560017158well shid, must be niche I saw one pic earlier in the thread and it was really cute.
Niggerman is taller than I thought
we're gonna hit image limit soon...
>>560021197we'll just have to imagine the images
>>560021197fujo is sleeping, hopium is absent, owari da.
Will we be able to push it through to the end of the month? There is less and less activity every day, it seems like there are only 5 of us or something.
>>560021480Don't worryMandy will carry the threads
>>560021771a couple of retards got banned so I'm assuming this lull is temporary
>>560021771it's over (again #2543346)
>>559898161Anybody got the other versions of this? (the courtney/sonar/flambae ones?)
>>560023263I have the Courtney version
>>559977929>>559978321It really astounds me that Malevola is so popular. Is it really just her design? I get that demon muscular mommy might be appealing but she's not unique in any way, there's no depth to her, she's not even that interesting as a character. Thinking about it now, it's weird that Flambae doesn't have his own subreddit considering how popular Flambert is in some places.
>>560024470I'm pretty sure it's 99% just karlach secondaries
>>560024470> Thinking about it now, it's weird that Flambae doesn't have his own subreddit considering how popular Flambert is in some places.I know right? It’s so peculiar, I guess the lot of fans use other platforms? I know that if someone dares to post Flambert art on the official Dispatch subreddit. It will be met with an insane amount of downvotes.
>>560024470>tall>hot>accent>fun personality, playful and sexually forwardNot exactly rocket science boys
>>560023379Thanks. All I need now is the version of Sonar crying for boobies/cryptocrash and flambe crying over his trash noodles.
>>559897493is it a premanent one?
>>560017913so they have finally won something huh
>>559897493Pol/?
Two days, just have to endure two more days.
>>560035583Until what?
>>560035583What will happen?
>>560035738Until rest and freedom. Lasting two days. Then it starts all over again.
>>559971727>still no Malevola/Robert Lol lmao, BASED Niggerman not even acknowledging their existence >Meanwhile Waterboy gets shipped with 2 BLACK GIRLS.He is aware of us.
>>560035583>he doesn't know how to ban evade
>>560036446Kind of surprising no one made a request to add Malevola/Robert to the polls. I guess they don't have a proper ship name? A lot of gay ships I noticed listed in this poll as well.
>>560037238>A lot of gay ships I noticed listed in this poll as well.Just imagine being a Malevolant right now
>>560037445A moment of silence for the Malevola/Robert shippers.
>>560036446that's hilarious given how popular malevola is
>>559971727it's so fucking random like who ships >Mr. Whiskey / Phenomaman
>>560038036There was Malevola/Sonar. Wonder how they felt about that being on the polls. My only conclusion is that they either weren't aware of the polls or simply weren't interested in polling for ship name between Malevola/Robert.
I just noticed that lmao
>>560036905Courtney isnt smart enough to do that
>>560038162I believe that ship was added to the poll by one of the devs/mods on the Discord. I guess it's something they personally shipped and wanted to bring to the forefront?
>>560039028wat
>>560038448Courtney just sucks off her team lead to avoid getting penalized for anything
>>560039215uhhh....
>>560039212>>560039215Some fanart imagining if Flambae and Robert had kids. Don't ask how.
>>560039212>>560039360Relax robert had a sex change >>559784729
>>560039929Robert, what is this ram ranch you speak of?
>>560043995What I'd give to a receive a head pat from either of them.
>Nooo, mister dispatcher, please don’t hurt me!
>>560046260*camera snap*BUSTED*runs away*
>>560046573Who snapped that photo?
>>560047658Invisigal.She’s the fujoposter
>>560048048Of course. It all makes sense now. Though is she okay sitting on the chair while Flambae and Robert go at it? I feel like there'd be some unresolved tension dwelling within her.
guys mashing their sweaty bodies against other sweaty guy bodies
>>560048635It’s not cucking if it’s guy on guy
hnnng
I always laugh when Flambae goes off to burn a random part of the city just for more points
https://files.catbox.moe/xv3xg8.mp4>I’ll be watching you
>>560053574
>>560053574Unfortunately Adhoc seems to prefer Villain Visi, so I’m worried they’ll either make that the canon route or undo hero Visi’s arc to make her the villain of season 2
>>560056945That was like one person and he was the composer
>>559949869
https://litter.catbox.moe/bc9nihxa8v0byvac.mp4
>>560057168We both know these California commies all think alike
>>559971727>tfw they'll never acknowledge the superiority of Robertt/Coupé
Stop drinking alcoholI am no longer asking
anyone got the next thread or should I do it?
>>560060541I got it.
>>560060667remember to update fanart fridays
>>560060897Of course but the latest one was last week. Unless we get to 54 in a day. Then we'll still be out of date.https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2030025673415282832
>>560061216oh right, I'm used to the link being outdated
>>560062267No worries. Just wanted to give a heads up.
Let us depart.>>560062571>>560062571>>560062571
>>560044735>Don't worry. I will NEVER touch you.
>>560053105
>>560057439>when robert inserts the astral pulse into his astral puss.
