Burning Heart EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2030025673415282832>Thot Squad at BlerDConhttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2031460113517543668>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>559638605
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>560040231You ever seen Brokeback Mountain? It's kind of like that.
Yo, this Golem guy? Seems pretty cool if you ask me.
>>560064576realistically what's the next holiday where we can expect something from adhoc
>>560064874for fun projects in fandom? Probably Easter
>>560064874didn't mean to tag you >>560064576>560064576 but I agree he's pretty cool
>>560064874St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner. It'd be humorous if they got Jacksepticeye to do a quick cameo or something in character as Punch Up, at the very least a piece of art to showcase. Yet I doubt AdHoc will do anything. Beyond that I'm not sure.
The most powerful breasts on Earth
>>560065495The titfuck would kill you. But it would be legendary
>>560065443Absolutely mogged
>>560065902Are you saying Robert's mogging Flambae or the other way around?
>>560063969PHENOMAMECH SUPERKISS GO!
>>560066763Phenomaman! Slow down the tempo! Robert is a human he can't take that speed.
>>560065495>[Let me go. I have a date with Invisigal.]
>>560066841Ah, of course... I had forgotten how feeble you humans can be. My apologies. PHENOMAMECH REGULAR KISS GO!
>>560066108depends on your preference
>>560067873Then I'll say the latter. The correct answer.
>>560053105
>>560068682
>>560065139again as I said >>560064951 Easter is probably the most logical conclusion
>>560068910Perhaps. Still maybe it's the fact I don't pay too much attention to brands unless they're really blatant about it. I don't recall studios and the like celebrating Easter on social media. Correct me if I am wrong.
>>560069494it could happen, they don't need to focus on the whole religious aspect of it. Just focus on "eggs and rabbits" whole deal. Again they might not.
>>560068472>cucked>kwabLoL. Lemao even.
>>560069680>>560049323
>>560068882Hermy is a beautiful precious pure-of-heart cinnamon roll that deserves all the love and hugs and kisses from his gramma and his z-team best buds. All of them. Specially from Mecha Man.
>Nooo, mister dispatcher, please don’t hurt me
>>560069965As his boss I can somewhat understand. But isn't Waterboy's Idol, Phenomaman?
>>560069807Can't hear you on the count of all the sounds of wet kissing.
>fridge breaks down in the middle of a heatwavefuck this gay ass earth
>>560070349Yes, HOWEVA, Mecha Man stole his heart during their first meet.
>>560070359Robert just can't stop winning.
>>560070404Heatwave in March. Where do you live Australia? Sorry to hear your predicament. Do you at least have a cooler or an ice box to salvage your goods?
>>560070316>Don't worry. I won't touch you. Ever. I promise.
>>560071040>Why noooot?!
>>560070975commieforniabest I can do is pack it with ice until it gets fixed
>>560071253>courtney's fw her boyfriend actually respects her boundaries instead of raping her
>>560070842The Mecha Dick is like pink kryptonite. It makes all the men gay and all the lesbians straight.
>>560071574>It makes all the men gayWhat does it do to men that like men already?
>>560070404Sorry to hear that fellow dispatcher. Perhaps try some... percussive maintenance? I have heard it works wonders quite often.
>>560071253>'cuz chase said you have cooties and you're not good for me...
>>560071713It makes them super gay. Like how toxic said red ring augments do to already super powered people.
>>560071495>Why do you hate me, Robert? Am I not pretty enough to rape?
https://files.catbox.moe/1rkhfm.mp4
>>559892969I think i got it wrong. The earliest thread I was in is #8, but I was just lurking on it. I really started posting around #22, at least that's what the browser's history tells me.
>>560077124But then again, I did start a few threads back in the day while it was still in Demo.
>>560065443assASS
>>560077617
>>560077823im gritting my teeth
>>560078115Robert will plap those cheeks in season 2, trust.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1rrgkzw/blonde_blazer_house_party_scene_cosplay_version/
>>560078884cringebut also cuteWhy didn't they get danny devito to play punch up
>>560079191Too expensive.
>>560078884what is he saying to him?
>>560079905>You might be a bitch, Bob Bob. But you're my bitch. Want to roll around on the couch later?
>>560080085>those numbersHoly kek!
>>560080085>>560080607Man 80085
>>560080607>>560080757Damn I wasn't even paying attention lmao. That's awesome!
>>560084073What if Waterboy was the protagonist?
>>560084278The world isn't ready for that yet.
>>560084278>Waterboy after his shounen-arc mandated 5 year timeskip
Invisimech <3333
>>560078884>flambe is there>entire video is dark instead of warmly lit >instantly closes tabMaybe if it were more accurate to what happened in the game. A for effort though.
>>560083079
>>560087929
Goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>560088662I love you too.
>>560088423
>>560088883>>560089027Why is it written in babylonian? What runes are these?
>>560091243>pincers and jagged barbs
It's been 4 days, writeanon...
>Mecha Man when he insert the Astral Pulse into his Astral Puss
>>560070975>Heatwave in MarchOut here we have around 48F
>>560091538Let him cook ffs
>>560091369Thai, I think. I've no idea what it translates to.
>>560092967Probably translates to say gex. As is with all fujopostings.
Cultist of Malevola reporting in
>Latinas when their boyfriends refuse to abuse them
>>560093423I thought she was half (?) Asian
>>560093548I have no clue what she is
>>560093670A gremlin
>>560093670
>>560093423>latinaShe Filipinx tho...
>>560093945The gremlinest in the shoebox even.
>>560094841>>560095295>>560096809
>>560097892giwtwm
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>560091268
Robert has erectile dysfunction.
>>560107464
>>560108108So take him as he is. Just a tiny little bitch that he is.
>>560108347
>>560108108seething flambae projection
>>560109015
>>560109780
>>560109230>People usually don't think about stuff when I blow 'emFlamgae seething because he will never know the mind numbing feeling of being blown by Robert.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb27Rk-nbao
>>560110175
>>560111160
>>560112083
>>560115539
>>560114392
>>560115686
>>560117374>>560117638
GET A FUCKING ROOM
>>5601181853 fingered hands typed this post.
>>560118185
>>560118185> t.
>>560118185Maybe we WILL. Maybe we'll have lots of sex in it too!
>H-H-H-HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
Enough.
>>560120471HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>560120074>>560120907Same energy.
this place is a fucking cesspool
>>560125590we are slowing descending into madness
>160 posts >120 imageswe'll hit the image limit faster than ever, control yourselves faggots
>>560128621It's not my faultI had to assert dominance
>>560125590Compared to a lot of threads and gens. Id say this one consists of saner minds. Though it isn’t really saying much.
>>560123207Cute
>>560118794>handsDon’t tell me Robert cut off more digits?
>>560110413How did Robert have time to give so much head all the while being Mecha Man? At the rate Robert went, I mean surely Flambae would have had the pleasure getting his long john devoured by Robert at least once? Maybe at a glory hole in a villain bar?
>>560135475seek jesus
>>560135954Always met with dismissal when asking the real hard hitting questions.
>>560135954You guys imagine Robert having threesomes with Mandy and Courtney. As well as Rob and Courtney having dozens of offspring. Let the fujo have this.
>>560129580>assert dominance Could have invited me to dinner first.
>>560119625Kek
>>560125590Is there a lore reason for this?
https://x.com/theadhocstudio/status/2032177331565891941?s=46
>>560142638>BAFTAHow many slurs will she drop?
>>560143356none because she's not fucking retardedwhy are you like this
>>560143356she'll definitely drop the N word
>>560144382>Laura Bailey>Not retardedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/tjuF5kV6AX8?si=H8WM0CZqAM45pZuc
>>560064576He chill.
>>560144382Calm down, Laura. We won’t tell anyone.
>>560142638There's no way they're winning any of these. Proabably going to go to Expedition 33 again.
>>560151053I mean I could see them winning best animation or aaron paul or jeffrey wright getting something
>>560152173Cute. Would hang out with / 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaDP89E63A
So this is where everyone went.>>734825059
>>560157982retard >>>/v/734825059
>>560158873It’s sad the only way to drum up any kind of discussion on /v/ is to ragebait
>>560160298it's not even a dispatch thread it's purely just a ragebait thread
>>560157982>>560158873is the bbjeet there? let me know if he shows up
>>560158873So this thread is just a bunch of Ryan Goslings and Eliot Rodgers fighting each other
>>560150006ye>>560154658cute
>>560165225Mandy would be the type of person to ask you what's going on in the movie every 10 minutes
>>560168373Meanwhile>says nothing
>>560171748>says nothing the whole movie>eats your sour patch kids>eats your popcorn>leaves after it's donenext time you can take her to dinner
>>560171748>>560173274all that tough talk and she reveals she's a nervous wreck in a movie date
>>560168373>>560171748The duality of woman.
>>560173274Nothing too filling though, just in case
>>560173274Courtney stops small talk once the food arrives and says nothing the entire meal
New reaction pic just dropped
>>560134869Bob-Bob's boypuss so tight it took some digits during an attempted fingerbanging. Like the "Do Not Fist Robot Girls" thing except,>Do Not Finger Mecha Men
>>560178590I did not want to envision that
>>560170027This is digusting. What kind of fucking psycho requested this and how do I murder the sicko artist who fulfilled it?
Season 2 should start with Robert getting fired for committing multiple serious HR violations
>>560180636But if Robert’s daring Blazer, can’t she just make those HR complaints…disappear?
I LOVE ROBERTok goodnight
>>560181561Unless HR is even stronger than Blazer >>560182315goodnight anon
>>560182450>You ruined this for meWhat did she mean by this? What did she think was gonna happen?
>>560182538She thought she was going to get hoisted up on the bathroom sink and Robert would go to town on her there. Even though she had no sense of boundaries and personal space. Intruding in the men's restroom of all places.
>>560182758Ackshually... she thought Dave Dispatch would whip out his Mecha Dick after telling him about her wet dream and order her to kneel while he whips and slaps his mecha dick on her face making her BEG to suck it. BEG to even so much as have a lick of it. Dirty, naughty little invisibitch that she is.
>>560182538>courtney when the restroom is used for shitting and not being fucked on the countertop
>>560183360The sign says no viscous discharges down the drain
>>560183620imagine what had to have happened for that sign to even exist in the first place
>>560184271Orgy time
>>560182758If Robert did pound her tuna, would she still have fallen for him?
>>560185310She clearly expresses feelings towards him even if unrequited. I'm certain she would have felt the same.
>>560185503>Shes been working with me this whole time, Robert. >I knew you would eat that pussy like its ice cream, Robert
>>560185609imagine if this was how the team found out they'd been fucking at work this whole time
>>560186553Yeah, that’s how people would find out. Sure.
>Blonde Blazer gets promoted and chooses Visi as her successor>Work performance starts to rapidly fall due to Visi calling Robert to her office every 10 minutes
>>560184580Mega fuego sauce.
>>560187157Sloppa. but I'll save it anyway because slutty office ladies do it for me...
>>560187312Dick Donuts.https://litter.catbox.moe/zhm4orwz9ce8y02h.jpg
>>560187157Can't juggle between office work and office sex at the same timePitiful, just pitiful. Mandy can't either
>>560187430No. I won't get fooled again >puts on sunglassesNo No.
>>559650325>>560091538https://archiveofourown.org/works/81114006I told you I didn't forget I just got a little bit overboard
>>560188946Finally
https://twitter.com/greseadraws/status/2032298848643686759
>>560189974Took me a while to write and edit everything because I wanted to publish it.Anyways goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>560191932good night writeanon
>>560191932same vibes
>>560187157love this cute ai wabisabi slop
>>560187430
>>560196187He loves gobbling on hot sloppy donuts.
>>560188946I fucking love the absolute girlfailure Mandy. There's just something funny to me about this image of an outwardly successful person whose personal life is just a complete and utter mess.
>>560197497
>>560183360Someone make an edit of that pic with Chase lying unconscious next to her
>>560151053Who is the guy left to Robbert in that pic?
>>560198421>Chase lying unconscious next to herIn a Peter Griffin dead pose
>>560198612It's an early iteration of Phenomaman. To the right is an early version of Royd.
>>560198612Early design Phenomaman? Most likely it's just a random Torrance branch SDN supe.
>>560188946Finished reading. It was amazing. Better than anything I had in my mind. That shit's been in my head for a month or 2 now, thanks for putting it in writing.
>>560147438So she is ''retarded'' because she has a quirky hobby?
>>560142638I can't handle another humiliation ritual of watching E33 claiming all the awards again.
>>560199775Yeah
>>560200056Reminder that Sonar got us our only win that night
>>560200218You are an incel anon
>>560192064>they don't know that shooting star is prism getting yeeted from her last mission
>>560200668
>>560196187>they fell for the catbox link again
>>560198290He's fuckin' poor, okay?! Give the depressed dog boy a break.
>>560201213Why did Shroud say fuck so much?
>>560201289he can handle some Visi ribbing
>>560201328Maybe Robert should rib one out all over her face
>>560201298Because the rumor come out... Shroud is...
>>560201512HA! GOTTEM!
>>560201512>>560203112Just ask him Visi jeez.
>>560206376Nah. It's more fun teasing it outta him.
>>560197497That's because it's a real thing. Like I have personally been that guy.
>>560198290you should photoshop his actual apartment because it's unironically shittier than this
Hello peopleGood morning :)
>>560215262Including his kinda morbid family photo wall. Which I'm kinda into.
>>560199247I'm glad you liked it, it was fun to write
>>560176545>>560176695>>560176834Kek
>>560215617Good mornin'? I'll show YOU a good mornin'... where the flying fuck have (you) been? Donchu know crime does NOT take a day off?! Sit your sorry ass down t'your station and help keep the thread alive. Poor fujo's been pickin' up slack for the rest of you sorry waifu war kissin' fucks.
>>560219557sorry chase I've been busy creampieing courtney all night long that we overslept and even then she wanted to go for a quickie before we got up for work
>>560219821I swear kid... one o' these days that girl o' yours is gonna swallow you whole. Still think she's a black hole an' 'ats what black holes do... They eat you up. Turn y'inside out.
Robert only showers every other day
>>560221226Mandy would force him into a bath like a catCourtney would sniff his sweaty pits
>>560221643He doesn’t sweat much tho
>>560222637He stress sweats. Very stinky.
>>560223052It’s because of Flambae.
>>560197497Since we saw that Visi's bedroom is clean and tidy despite her careless attitude, it would be pretty funny if we would get a glimpse at Blazer's home filled with complete chaos and mess in season 2.
>>560223824or they're roommates and visi is the only thing keeping their place from falling apart
Fujo don’t leave us ;_;
>>560228250They’re sleeping, you silly.
Fujo is kill Taken out by the jeet
>>560135467Sad depressed doggo :(((
Fujo will start his shift in about two hours, relax.
Nope he’s deadIt’s over
The flow of fujo art has stopped. The general has fallen. Millions of bbjeets must perish.
>>560235746BB art will rise
It’s actually over
>>560238562It's never overYou're here forever
>>560223824In trying to plan around my own fic I spent a fair bit of time thinking about Visi's living situation. That bedroom and window set up makes the room look pretty huge, especially if she lives anywhere in Los Angeles. (and yes, I know the developers didn't think anywhere near as deep as this).I had the funny idea that Invisigal is actually really rich from her days of stealing, but can't exactly flaunt it too much or the money she has stashed away will get seized. Meanwhile Mandy has always played by the rules, and honestly isn't anywhere near as well off as one would think. She didn't sell out with branding deals or whatever.
>>560239913>rich visilike a dispatch version of catwoman?
>>560240237Rich technically, I work in finance so I can't separate out a sense of realism that Visi would struggle to make her stolen money/goods legitimate without attracting attention. Probably doesn't really know how to launder it properly, and it's an unexpected problem now that she's gone legit. So while she's got some hidden stash full of diamond necklaces or whatever she has to constantly play it off like she doesn't actually have very much.
>>560240619>Probably doesn't really know how to launder it properlyMakes sense.
>>560240820>robert I'm gonna need you to help me launder 1 million bucks in cash>just don't ask where it came from
>>560234265He's called Puphenomamal.
>>560241229>Robert initially thinks Visi asking for him to give her a ride inside his Mecha Man suit to Mexico for a weekend getaway is a sex thing.>She actually stashed her suitcase full of Rolex's from a heist years ago and is going to sell them to a cartel.
>>560234324>no nose ringYou brought this upon yourself... I warned (you). I fucking warned (you) multiple times, many threads ago, but you didn't listen. Why. Why do you force my hand like this.
>>560241508>Say my name, Robert
>>560241853You seem... perturbed.
https://twitter.com/eijie_nutz/status/2032350633177858463
:(((
>>560246979what's wrong anon
>>560247114he's just really sad fujoanon isn't here
>>560210280She gonna turn Robert into a rapist one day
>>560247521he should show up in like half a hour, troost me. or maybe he's out doing fuck knows what since it's friday, then it's over.
Robert needs a vacation
>>560247858Sorry for the delay. Been running errands and I came across some exciting news that took my attention. Albeit it is completely unrelated to Dispatch in any capacity. In case you’re wondering, two lost episodes of Classic Doctor Who have been found and returned to the BBC archive after sixty years. Granted there are still 95 missing but hey, at least it’s something. https://youtu.be/QvwUrJAuAHk?si=ZCCXBfV0KcyHmMTh
>>560249697I 100% guarantee you there’s some fat greasy Dalek out there hoarding those ‘lost episodes’ just for his own amusement, simply because he can. There’s so way there’s that many gone.
>>560251164There’s no* way But you never know. Production teams have botched things rather magnificently in the past before. Like that one episode of the twilight zone where the helicopter killed the actor and two ethnic kids. How did that not become lost footage? It’s so well known now.
>>560249697E X T E R M I N A T EXTERMINATE
>>560251164>>560251326>There’s no way there’s that many gone.It's astonishing but due to the way Television worked back in the day, especially at the BBC. They saw it as nothing more than a fad or a one time deal. And were rather stingy about production costs.In their eyes it was easier and cheaper to tape over previous programs rather than archiving them properly as to not take up space. They would junk them either by tossing the reels out or destroying them completely. So many shows have been lost to time thanks to this practice.
New Fan Art Friday!https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2032551088843280778
>>560256067>If you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to was ask.Love the domesticity of this piece. Plus it looks like Flambae ordered Robert a big slice of cake. How thoughtful.
>>560256564I thought those were tacos
>>560239913>I had the funny idea that Invisigal is actually really rich from her days of stealingUnironically it's the only logical explanation. Jobs for the RR must have paid well.That apartament looks like some kind of Loft. (old factory rooms coverted into residential space) High ceiling, tall window, bricked walls. Probably cost like 10k a month to rent in LA. Just guessing though, I am from Europe
>>560257587Talking about this.
>>560258113those are pants
>>560223824what a comfy room
>>560258867>He still doesn't get it.By cake, I'm talking about Flambae's fat ass.
How about another pool
>>560259284but you can't order ass?
>>560260672Robert needs to cut down on sweets O:
>>560249697Dr Who is a very esoteric series. It is. I really hate what it has become in modern day, thobeit.
>>560260672Robert eating chocolate is very cute for some reason
>>560254803>>560255362>>560256050>>560256746wheres flambae he is the warmest
>>560261931fucker just bites into a full bar like a madman
>>560262057
>>560262239>>560256746Is there a version with BB??
>>560262776
>>560257587Oh no... no no no no. Fujo, you absolute fuck of a man, you actually gave me a PTSD after I've gleamed the horror. I can't look at this frame without thinking of the cursed fujo special.
>>560263169She's just trying to tie the scarf around his neck and he's already reaching for her booty...The man has completely lost it and cannot control himself anymore.
>>560263197the thumbnail even looks like a dick lmao
>>560263169Nice... but I bet that there is no version with Coupé.
>>560263587can you blame him?What is the point of a shelf if not to place things upon?
It’s black girl Friday
>>560264827Waterboy... it's Saturday
>>560265335No
>>560265335>it's Saturday...?
>>560265794It's is for me
>>560265335Not when you live in the good old US of A
>>560254152
Pelvis breaking sex with BlazerPelvis bruising sex with Mandy
Pelvis burning sex with Chad.
We haven't heard anything from drunkanon for a few days
>>560271519
ITS FRIDAY FAGGOTS YOU BETTER NOT DIE OVER THE WEEKEND
>>560274118on fridays we party
>>560274795>Blazer>WaterboyL webm
https://twitter.com/yunggravy/status/2032474581253132497
>>560264059Bahahaha
>>560276515you're right, it should be phenomaman and blazer
>>560271519Holy shit you’re right Now I’m scared
>>560276642Ouch.https://x.com/dayryze8/status/2032481996971327723
drunk anon where r u ;___;
>>560277591you're gonna have to be more specific there's at least like 5 alcoholics here
https://twitter.com/Death0rchids/status/2032617192248979780
>>560271519what are the chances that he's actually fucking dead? he overdosed at least once already.
Fujo drinks the finest red wine
>>560279449I don't drink though.
>>560277183>>560277591I hope he's okay.Keep the watch, ok friends? Maybe he'll turn up.Good night, /sdn/.
>>560261113Could Visi be an architect?
>>560281549he's probably fine, you guys are worried over nothing
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/strategy/just-like-xcom-superhero-comedy-dispatch-cheats-random-percentages-of-success-in-the-players-favor-anything-that-had-over-a-76-percent-success-chance-would-automatically-succeed/>any call that had over a 76% chance would automatically succeed >any chance with a 1-14% chance would have a flat 15% chance to succeed>if you succeed 3 times in a row with this handicap then it'll turn off until you fail>episode 8 is the only episode that doesn't have the handicapwhen will they release a hard mode?
>>560280525What DO you do? Smoke weed?
>>560284308I don't drink, smoke, or partake in any other chemical vice. The worst I do is drink soda and eat junk food.
>>560285238You’re so pure. Untainted.
>>560285238Are you on the spectrum
>>560285238same
>>560286671I've never been properly diagnosed. So I really can't say.
>>560286801At least we got nothing terrible in terms of addictions gripping at us.Then again I could make better choices in terms of diet but it's not exactly easy making a proper meal with fresh ingredients at home everyday.
>>560235080>>560238562>>560239363>Jerk it harder, >Edit better, >Post it faster, >Makes us wetter>More than ever, hour after >/SDN/ is never over
>>560287292Ugh
Imagine being sober youre entire life Id probably kill myself tbqh
>>560276642>Malevola>FatGross.
>>560287948So I see one Visiholic is alive, and what about the one who always tells us goodnight?
>>560286801Neanderthal Visi my beloved...
>>560287714Was that an "I came" Ugh or a "I'm tired boss..." Ugh?
>>560292902>pulse in the jugular veinGay artists are retards sometimes.
>>560293007Would you have rather him shoved it up his butt? That would be too obvious.
>>560291587>Why Rob forgiv me?
>Send waterboy to a call alone because everyone else is busy>he solos it anyway
what was chase's deal with visi anyway?
>>560297456he doesn't like noserings
Robert after getting raped by Villain Visi: https://youtube.com/shorts/giac2R6fo7Q?si=m0F_27QJkkcP6K0j
I would lick robert’s naughty parts
>>560298929
>>560298248Why didn’t Robert tell the police?
>>560294971>seperate eyebrows visibleRegular Visi why are you talking like that?
>>560297173He's not called the WaterGOAT for nuthin'.
>>560299236
