Evans Gambit edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>>>558638774
Hell yeah edition
FIDE is controlled by anti-Russian Japs edition
CM is an abbreviation btw, not an acronym.
i think the queens should be allowed to kiss each other sometimes
>>559649153>>559649335>>559649470Hello
>>559649683Hi :)
>>559649470what’s your favorite opening named after an animal? i like the elephant
woke tranny game
>>559650201rent free
Should have been an Alua general. But didn’t want to make it in case anyone sperged out
>>559651469It’s one guy. He’s obsessed with making and naming the generals himself. If anyone does it before him he sperges out and has a melty melty
>>559651469Beautiful
>>559651705I would take her out bowling and have her home by 9
>>559650036i've never played chess in my life i just think the queens should kiss
>>559651846We would go for a walk in the park and have a picnic and be home by 5
>>559651863What do you think the knights should do? I’m watching a video of MVL playing Judith
https://mainichi.jp/oshosen2026/260308.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmLakUFI550 (only the morning session is broadcast for free)The first day of the fifth game of the 75th Osho title match is being played, between Takuya Nagase (sente) and Sota Fujii (the Osho title holder). The time control is 8 hours per player over two days, and the match is a best of 7 (Nagase leads 3-1).The opening was double static rook, with Fujii playing the Murata System opening (which iirc he's only played once before) instead of his usual gote openings (bishop exchange, or more rarely gangi).
>>559652224Hey I’ve challenged you to play before, do you actually know how to play shogi? >Shogifag doesn’t actually know how to play and just spams shogi news to troll the general
>>559650036the hippo
>>559654096That’s a good one
What’s brown and sticky?
>>559649335It’s an initialism.
>>559651846>>559652110I would intend to take her out but stay inside because of the snow.
>>559664010Bro there’s no snow anymore what are you talking about
It do be like that
>>559664820The monopolization of chess's image by chess.com has been devastating for chessdom.>>559664010Sorry to hear that, Marcus.>>559664302Marcus is kind of loopy he likes saying weird things repeatedly, you'll notice him talking about snow quite often, another example is he likes saying "I think I just played" and then some made up name after he plays an anon game itg.
>>559665609Aren’t you the guy who plays the anon challenges?
>it's one guy playing anon challenges>it's one guy baking every thread >it's one guy posting on page 10slowly I began to hate them(schizos)
When did you realize chess really is 99% tactics? I can't believe I used to waste so much time on openings and endgames when all I had to do was spam puzzles to improve.
>>559685314Case in point: some boomer in my chess group who started around the same time I did is obsessed with openings and never does any tactics. At club night he opened with the Sicilian, so I played 2. a3 and 3. h3 just to troll him and ended up annihilating him tactically. The game ended with a discovered attack on his queen. It's kinda crazy how fast you improve compared to openingcels when all you do is spam puzzles.
>>559652224finally, a joseki that mere mortals might play>>559652541all his terminology and history is correct. Not sure you'd get all that right just from translating the links.
>>559685314this, but also basic endings are needed. Bonus: helps your analysis skills since you really need to read deep to get a lot of endings right.When teaching kids, I don't bother with specific openings, but hammer the opening principles: develop all the pieces (minor out front, major from the rear), control the center, keep king safe. All you need for a middle game plan is to keep your own pieces protected, take free pieces, and get in the habit of always asking "what's the threat?" Everything else is tactics.
>>559685314>>559686114>>559688280A lot of it is tactics and that's the best way to improve, but you need more than that, even at bad level.Else you'll end up stuck defending all your pieces that were attacked and get a passive position with no tactics to play.
Can you solve this endgame puzzle??https://lichess.org/training/dAm0K
you think the off-topic posts are bad and then you see the on-topic posts… madone.
>>559696564What is your post considered?
Listening to it again boys. I think it’s making me better at chess.
>>559675415At least I actually play the game, all you do is complain and run away from challenges.
>>559675415At least I have a family and kids!
>>559702847Your wife's boyfriend's kids don't count.
>>559703170Gotta support her on international women’s day. How are you celebrating?
>>559703304Cutting off my dick.
>>559703793I’m celebrating by beating women extra hard today
im celebrating to pinkamena today
You told me you weren't a simp. Interesting
It’s not so shrimple >>559704317How’s the shrine coming along?
Breyer with the topical 14...a5
>>559712760Nice was this one 100 percent?
>>55971331397
>>559716001Congrats
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YcrLg21WXFY&list=PLl9uuRYQ-6MCLNckopdkhWdvlZ6SD1tzF&index=7&pp=iAQBIf anyone has otb board vision problems, John Bartholomew has a couple tourney game recaps filmed on physical boards.
>>559712760That's some quality chess right there my nigga.
>>559718852How do you know he’s black?
>>559720204You can see it clearly in the gif
Who’s this?
>>559717774Enjoyed the video, very different watching a recap done like that, I might watch more of that series.
>alejandro posting his victims
Easy onethat’s what Alejandro said
what is going on ITG?
>>559723006International Women’s day, what else?
Here’s a more recent one
yuck
>>559724138What is this a response to
Jobi strikes again
>>559725349Jobava is pretty awesome
Page 10 negrobump brought to you by Maurice Ashley.
>>559733652Everyone is out celebrating women’s day
>>559652224Nagase's sealed move was 47. Lx23+
>>559740305You playing tonight?
>>559733652Why do black players not have a separate title, much like women have WGM? More women have become (real) GM than black men
>>559742480Why would they want to play a game where they always play second, das racist
>>559742480Because BGM already means background music so it would be confusing.
>That Cramling thread on /r/
>>559745109Is it a yes queeen simping thread today?
>>559745109Strap every coomer to a rocket and launch it at Iran.
>>559746062You think you’re better than us?
Since you guys liked the first endgame puzzle so much, here's another one.https://lichess.org/training/chUZ5
>>559740972No can't sorry, it's snowing right now. Might play later.
>>559747894Alright hope your mom lets you play tonight :(
>tfw beat an Israeli today
>>559753719Did you taunt him afterwards?
>>559753823No, I didn't say a single word to him.
>>559753995Um… did you… listen?
>>559754350
>>559745109>>>/r/20368252Low quality aicoom thread, like /r/ tends to have
Is there a way to use an engine to review lines in a position without seeing the eval?I've started using Stockfish in 15+10 to double check lines and ideas of mine. Only after I've made a move, of course, and never in the endgames. The real-time feedback is very helpful. One downside however is that I always know the evaluation of the position which is unfair to my opponent.
>>559760273thats fucking retarded even if you could hide the eval, having stockfish tell you what the best line is should give you a good enough idea of the eval regardless
>>559760493>having stockfish tell you what the best line is should It depends. Tactical lines, yes. But even if you see the engine line, it's not always obvious what the eval is, especially if the position is closed.
>>559760273>cheating is very helpfulYou don't say.
Quality bait post. The general will survive off of your (You)s for a couple hours, very smart.
>>559763105What was the bait?
>>559746386Yes.
>>559652224>>559740305Fujii won in 88 moves. The next game will be played 3/18-19.
>>559787278But will anyone here care? No
>>559787994No but we were on page 10 and he had to justify a bump
There was some faggot GM who makes clickbait videos about these stupid "rules" making chess seem so easy, and they're simply wrong. I tried following them and I lost a million points OTB lol. I got tricked by that bitch.>to take is a mistakeActually not true AT ALL. It should be the opposite. Capturing retains the initiative as long as the opponent can't recapture with tempo. But I am 100 points lower now so he got me, well played.
>>559797865Those rules are targeted at people below 1000 that can't hold all of steinitz elements in their head at one time, it stops them from taking every possible even trade they encounter they aren't meant for people that know how to play chess.
>>559793442This dude is living documented proof that starting chess as a kid is basically a requirement if you want to become a titled player. Sure, exceptions exist, and a few insane outliers might even reach CM or FM with tons of talent and years of hard work, but improooving as an adult all the way to a title is clearly a meme for the vast majority of people.
>>559798049>tfw I was over twice that
>>559798153Samefagging, but I just checked his FIDE profile, and he's below 2000 now. Jesus Christ.
>>559798153True but improving from a kid to a titled player is well out of reach for the vast majority of players too. There's no guarantee he would be titled if he had started at 7 years old. The vast majority don't reach any title.
>>559798817Definitely agree, but I was more so trying to make the point that even if he had the potential to become a titled player as a kid, I don't think he'd ever reach it now simply because he started trying to improve at chess so late in life. I used to think the whole thing about kids improving much faster and having higher ceilings was a myth, but then I joined an OTB club and saw it right in front of me. The speed at which these kids improve compared to us fully grown adults is fucking scary man. Their brains are like damn sponges.
Happy Birthday Bobby Fischer
>>559745109zoomers now keep 4chan threads going by… referencing à thread on Reddit.
>>559805023This has to be bait but it's just too tasty to ignore gg
One thing I think is really related to starting chess early is performance in puzzle storm. If you start early you get a bunch of neural networks built in for it when your brain is most plastic. Then you can just use those to easily and quickly recognize patterns.While the people who started late don't have such connections so they have to rely on brain software instead of hardwire which takes much longer.So you could have someone who's a worse chess player but performs much better in puzzle storm and related time-based things (like bullet) for that reason.
>>559805023Hahhaha KEK larpov's larper is a newfag>>559798153I have 1 example that contradicts your 1 example, it seems its not as clear as we thought https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Soltis>Soltis learned how the chess pieces moved at age 10 when he came upon a how-to-play book in the public library in Astoria, Queens where he grew up. He took no further interest in the game until he was 14, when he joined an Astoria chess club, then the Marshall Chess Club and competed in his first tournament, the 1961 New York City Junior Championship.(learned at 10 started really playing at 14)...>His first-place finishes in New York international tournaments in 1977 and 1980 resulted in his being awarded the International Grandmaster title in 1980 (which is commonly referred to as "Grandmaster").(GM at 23)I suppose that still counts as a kid but usually people mean rigorous training from toddler age not taking up a cool game as a teenager.
>>559808176I don't think people mean rigorous training from a toddler age.. Even very few GMs have that.
>>559806112The dog days are over
>>559808176https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Jiangchuan>Ye learned chess when he was 17 years old, and at 20 he became national champion of China>On 1 January 2000, he became the first ever Chinese player to cross the 2600 elo rating mark. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mihai_%C8%98ub%C4%83>Șubă began playing chess at the late age of 19 years old>He progressed rapidly and by age 27 he had won several local championships and achieved a FIDE rating of 2460.[3]
>>559805023Mean while /tg/ is talking about women's body hair...
>>559809406I just saw that, wtf is wrong with those freaks
I would think the cut off for becoming a good chess player is when a person reaches a point where they have problems that aren't solved by other people.Chess is really fun and I would love it if I could study real hard all day every day, but I have 100 things more important to do, so it rarely happens that I do more than fuck around for an hour to unwind.Where as when I was a kid I would play cs:go for 90 hrs a week and hit GE.If I got into shooters as an adult, I would never, ever, in 30 more years get GE.I have bills, work, I gotta make dinner, clean the house, spend time with my cat, hit the grocery store, get my car fixed, I have appointments, meetings, retreats to go to, and I still gotta freak hoes.There's not 90hrs in the week to be wasting on a game anymore...Before you even factor brain plasticity which also impedes progress
If women couldn't shave then all the bisexuals would have to start taking twinks seriously and not break their hearts uwu but also unu
>>559810497Wrong general
Hikaru is literally the Alysa Liu of chess.>lost big>retired>comes back>new outlook: less stressed, playing for fun>top form, wins gold for USACan’t wait for the Netflix documentary
>>559811321Imagine if he started literally caring.
I hate it so much when I am doing puzzle rush and when I try to play another run, I somehow get into the normal puzzle mode so I play a move instantly and instead of being rated 1100 it's rated 2800 and I lose points on my puzzle rating.
>>559809186Huh. Well I suppose I may have been taking the Polgar route and applying it to other GMs. But at the very least starting as a small kid and being coached from then on
>>559813228This is something I've thought about, I sometimes play puzzle streak and know the answer but feel like it's more complicated while knowing everyone just plays their instinct at lower puzzle ratings, but if that's the case then what's the point of those puzzles? Puzzles where you simply use your intuition to "find" a tactic in ignorance of concrete calculation? In what situation of a chess game is that useful, besides time trouble where your performance during probably won't even be improved by these puzzles because you dont learn from them because you're not even truly trying to, and where if at all your play is changed it will be for the worse a la the problem you just brought up in which puzzle rush thinking is applied to more complex positions?
>>559811449No, the point is he doesn’t care anymore, and that’s how he overcame his mental barrier.
>>559818546Solving those puzzles doesn't help, and puzzle storm in particular doesn't help either I think, except maybe for keeping calm and thinking under time pressure.If you want to improve you should do real puzzles instead.
>>559819275Chesstempo is real puzzles?
>>559821436Idk, I don't use it. They probably are. I just meant something where you calculate without being rushed so you can be as accurate as possible.
>>559821845Thought you meant puzzles taken from real games
>>559823281The puzzles I play are from real games cuz I play on lichess but they don’t have to be.
>>559818974It would be like when goku mastered ultra instinct by eliminating all emotion and thought from his fighting, but then true ultra instinct, which is better, reincorporated his emotions type shi
>>559823420If I was chesscom I would use puzzles that were from games, even if they didnt have to be. And that's what they never did.
>>559824681I love db almost as much as I love chess
>>559801071RIP to my favorite player of all time. Hopefully one day I'll get the chance to visit his grave in Iceland and pay my respects.
>>559827637Do you know what "yamcha move" means? Some guy said it to me in a Pirc.
>>559829116Did niemann get killed in israel or something?
>>559829205Wasn’t he like the Joey of the old db gang?
What the hell is this new trend in bullet? What is the trick (have not yet ran into a player who could execute whatever is supposed to be executed)
>>5598364083. Nc3 trap for niggas who premove like myself, works better in 30s bullet tholosei
>>559836408I really like that background, how can I steal it?
someone sub 1000 play mehttps://lichess.org/ouErFO02
>>559836408It's just a cheesy attempt to get you if you play Nc3 expecting to chase away the Queen on d5. I've never seen this particular trick. Sometimes you'll see black go g7 to fianchetto their bishop, and white goes Bh6.
I don't know how many of you guys are following TCEC S29, but LCZero got passed on the scoreboard by Reckless, which is now in 2nd place. It is written in Rust, too.
>>559829205What was the move?
It's almost 1 am, and I'm about to queue up for a 30+20 classical game. Life is good, you know what I mean?
>>559838079I’d join but I’m 1123
>>559838831Karmehamela
>>559838369Wake me up when there's an engine capable of converting +~0.7 against Stockfish. Forcing positions with +1.5 is so lame; I'd rather 98 draws for two decisive games in a more equal position. I get why they do it, but still.
>>559838831I dont know. What's your favorite move? Mine is Ne2
>>559840446Mines Ke2
>>559845476yp2n?
>>559838369the interesting bit is that it was Reckless and not Torch. This the first time that Chess.com's baby decided to participate, and everyone had high hopes due to its illustrious contributors. Still we're only 3/8 of the way through and yet another SF-LC0 final is still most likely.
>>559845812H2BH
>>559846143wdym? wdyn desu?
>>559846297Happy to be here!
>>559846385ic ic, synp2n.
>>559846582
>>559847725i see, i see, so you're not playing tonight.
>>559848037I’m playing on my secret account
>>559848375there's another layer?
>>559848534Doesn’t everyone have one of those?
>>559848846okay well just let me know if you change your mind
Oh no, your precious exchange philidor!PS, I used to really struggle against the exchange philidor until I started playing the g3 variation, then immediately I started doing well. Sometimes the right variation is all it takes.
>>559848037I would love to but it’s raining right now.
>>559855824You made of chocolate?
Does ragebaiting with the Israeli flag to get a mental edge over politiccels work in chess? I'm not even Jewish, but I put the flag on my car in Rocket League to test how people would react, and almost every game some Arab dude with a username like Ahmed77 would spend the entire match trying his hardest to ram me.
>>559777956The saints will not pity the suffering of the damned… but will rejoice in the manifestation of divine justice.
>>559855824>and still i play
>>559859713jeets and burgers love them so no
>>559871840kek put paki flag to mess with jeets
>>559871840The majority of my opponents do seem to be jeets and arabs for some reason. I thought chess was haram?>>559873306If I'm gonna larp it's gonna be as the son of an Israeli banker, not some fruit seller from Islamabad.
>plays till mate down 10 pieces>offers rematchthis grinds my gears. at least have some shame.
>>559881009If it makes you feel any better, I do the same thing. I like playing out completely losing positions just to see if I can somehow pull off a miracle stalemate. You'd be surprised how often it actually happens.
>>559881009Maybe stop cleaning up his queenside pawns and just mate him? Skill issue
>>559648935sexo with alex and andrea botez.
>>559881529>>559885205thank you for the contributions from the 800 squad
>>559885346When
>>559886097I am 1700 blitz you coward.>>559885346>>559888965Whore.
>>559874991Larp as the son of an oil baron form Islamabad
>>559886097>Bro can't find a quick win up a bunch of pieces>Bro is not in the 800 club
>>559836408>>559836903>>559838107if you check the database, the only two rating ranges where white has a positive win rate in bullet/ultra is 400 and 2500
>>559891469Do you never crank it to porn, anon? Whores are good, they provide valuable content.
The second day of the fifth game of the O-sho title match, in which six-time champion Sota Fujii (23) would lose his title if he lost, has begun.The O-sho title match is a seven-game series in which Fujii, who is aiming for his fifth consecutive championship, is being challenged by 9-dan player Takuya Nagase (33) for the second consecutive year. Fujii, who had a record of 1 win and 3 losses, was in a "kadoban" position in Game 5, which began on the 8th in Otawara City, Tochigi Prefecture. On the 9th, Nagase's sealed 47th move was opened and the match resumed.Both the O-sho and Ki-o titles are in kadoban positions.Nagase, who has been winning consecutive games since the third game, is in checkmate and will be aiming to use this momentum to win his first O-sho title. This will be the seventh time the two have faced off in a title match, with Fujii having won every previous one. The Kiō Championship, which is being held at the same time, is also in the kadoban stage. With the possibility of losing both titles, attention is focused on whether Fujii, the six-crown champion, can keep his hopes of defending his title. The fifth game is expected to be decided on the evening of the 9th.
>>559900548No, I don't crank it to porn at all. But sometimes I listen to what whores have to say, and that's what crankers never do.
What is up with lichess puzzles? I don't understand how they work. They say as puzzle theme "mix of everything" and yet I just got 3 puzzles in a row where both sides have Q+B+R, and sometimes I have a string of all endgame puzzles. You may say it's all randomness and maybe it is, but come on, am I right?
>>559902381I meant to say the enemy side has Q+B+R but the good guy side has just Q+R. Come on now.
>half the thread is just catmixer talking to himself
>>559891469i always had the feeling she was the more promiscuous or coombaiting one over alexandra, i figure it's a little sister complex or something going on. an anon said she's famous for sleeping around in the la influencer sphere around when the leaks happened, not sure if thats true or if im remembering correctly but if so i wouldn't doubt it.
>>559902907Which ones do you think are c*tm*x*r? How can it be h*m anyway, didn't he promise to never post in the general ever again???
>>559903380>>559902907Hi catmixer how’s the weather
Guys, please. I go by Catmaxer now.
Has there been a general with no namefaggot mentions? Genuinely wondering, I really doubt it.
>>559903961Check the general after the Christmas tournament.
>>559903961I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
>>559904347ganon from zelda?
>>559904546No, from Link. Zelda is Link's monster.
>>559904162https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551716251/#q552119846>>>552117287>>with the one exception of pbt,>I acknowledged that but he's the only european undesirable I can think of, meanwhile from north america you have larpov,karla,catmixer,aerelant,sacred chao, shogun of harlem and probably a bunch more I'm forgetting>australia had the puzzlestorm 1300 and now this autist and of course all posters from non-white countries are undesirable by defaultbeyond specific anons it's noticeable on a daily basis how much worse the posting is when it's nighttime in europe, either the thread is dead or there's 100 posts of schizo meltdowns, streamer discussion, karla simping, pol retardation etc
>>559904632
the candidates will save us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k7lkMdZorEnew netflix chess-slop
>>559905305I feel like the seething around the deadness of the general only serves to make things worse. Why cant we just be more like /tg/ which is slower but still has decent chess discussion? Why whine? Why LARP? Why mix? Why max?
>>559905391>chesscom slimily like farming in the commentsDisquastung
>>559905453>this place sucks!>tg is so perfect!Leave?
>>559906027xenophobe
>>559904690Ok, but consider the fact that I woke up today to see all Europe had talked about overnight was how to rage bait jews and arabs.Which is effeminate schemer behaviour usually reserved for women and sissies.Thoughts?
>>559900548>Do you never crank it to porn, anon?I try not to. I'm a sensitive young man, so any kind of high-dopamine promiscuous activity like that completely zaps my energy.>>559902095What kind of NlGGER replies instead of someone? Have some shame.
>>559906221i like immigrants
>>559902095>>559906326all you guys ever talk about is crankers and clankers
>>559885346What about the girl who's always playing games with WGM Dina? Idk her name
>>559906027/tg/ is not perfect, namely due to its inactivity.>>559906241I knew my failed quoting would lead to someone reading the post as mine.
>>559652224>>559901998>complaining about namefagging when shogi fag is posting bible-length troll postsI’ll never understand this
>>559906754The anon said he doesn’t mind the inactive threads. I still think we should go back, especially before the candidates starts.
>>559906674me on the left
>>559907092I didn't say that, actually. I said we should be more like them. In that we shouldn't post garbage 0 value posts just to complain about bumps or bump or anything, and we'll just have the good posts left but still be more active than /tg/
>>559907279I would be okay with banning every single mention of a namefag. That would be a good start.
>>559905391There's no way normies are watching this. Brads and Stacies don't give a shit about some documentary diving into whether some guy had a vibrator shoved up his ass at a world chess championship. They want to see cinematic visuals and a story about a strong and independent boss babe kween like Beth Harmon taking the chess world by storm.
>>559907261me on the right }:)
>>559907594Good idea. I'm in favor, where do we submit the petition?
>>559907659I was honestly surprised when friends of mine had watched Queen of chess without me suggesting it. (Still haven’t watched it myself ironically)
>>559907785Start a vote? I don’t know how this general works or who’s in charge.
>>559908003I think we should bring it up with zoombam, he seems to be the leader around here. Zoombam? Zoombam! We need you!
>>559906326Well you should be nicer to the people that make cranker material, without them you would have to jerk off to mental images and would never take a nice cozy mid afternoon nap.Show some appreciation.>>559902095>>559906586>NoAnd>WhiningOk well there's nothing I can do for proud officers of the fun police...
>>559908162He disappears every time aerosols shows up, I think they share the same family computer or something
>>559908364What? Like asbestos? Or the spray thingy?
>>559908459Not funny, my wife’s mom recently passed away from asbestos related lung disease. Imagine drowning without being under water, it was horrible.
>>559908648Sorry to hear that but I'm just confused. You're the one who brought up aerosol ??
I literally can not believe she just doubled down :oDrag her twin >:c
>>559908735He’s the antichrist around here. A few months ago he tried to destroy the general. But we resisted and held strong because we’re a family and family sticks together.
>>559908939
>>559909157I second this.
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?Fo drizzle
I'm sorry that my posts weren't made more accessible for context blind neruodivergents, I'll donate to a relevant cause for the mental anguish I played a part in
>>559909729Who’s this guy talking to
>>559909932That looks like a public apology, I think it was to the thread.
>>559909729
>>559910058I accept his/her/xer apology then
>>559909729Bro we know you know how to tag posts quit being such a bitch
>>559905453>I feel like the seething around the deadness of the general only serves to make things worseAgree 100% on this>/tg/ which is slower but still has decent chess discussionI wouldn't call the pastebin tranny posting the most generic entry level questions and replying to himself multiple times to bump chess discussion and certainly not decentIt baffles me that people can look at that thread and not realize 90% of it is samefagging, I like to think even if I knew nothing about /chess/ lore I would notice instantly, he's so blatant
>>559910523That post was for everyone, though, not just (you) mr self centered.>>559910992And they are still talking about women's body hair...
>>559910992His obsession with women having “fur” is disturbing to say the least.
>>559908952Interesting >>559910992>I wouldn't call the pastebin tranny posting the most generic entry level questions and replying to himself multiple times to bump chess discussion and certainly not decent>It baffles me that people can look at that thread and not realize 90% of it is samefagging, I like to think even if I knew nothing about /chess/ lore I would notice instantly, he's so blatantThis last /tg/, looking through it, to me seems to have quite a lot of catmixer infiltration, but I haven't felt like it's samefaggotry before, at least a good month ago and back. But I don't really use it too much in the first place.
>>559913382What posts are catmixer infiltration? >inb4 all posts I don’t like are him
>>559885346>>559888965i just want to punch through her fart box with my tongue.
>>559914293I’d take the fat one posted earlier.
>>559908952No, c*******r is canonically the anti-christ, so unless airsoft is the same guy, can't be. Unless *snort* you are implying there are TWO anti christs??
>>559910992>It baffles me that people can look at that thread and not realize 90% of it is samefaggingthe same happens here now as well though
>>55991403497615169 - likely to be catmixer, low chance someone like him97615216 - more likelyly catmixer97619517 - very high chance to be catmixer, he likes these kinds of questions out of the blue 97629717 - claims to not be catmixer but take note of "i think i just played", very likely catmixer97666232 - potentially him, not certain, vibes are right but it's a very easy post to make97673503 - definitely catmixer, he loves that song ever since i posted it and he samefagged in reply97673576 - same person as last post, plus the question structure 97673591 - same as last97673592 - definitely him, he was also suggesting i bake in here as well before someone else did.pretty sure the shaving is samefagged about the hairy arms>inb4 schizo meltyyou asked for it buddy boy
>>559914853Could you link the posts properly?
>>559914853What the fuck posts are you talking about? None of those exist in this thread.
>>559915147True.
>>559915021I didnt want to get spam filtered>>>/tg/97615169 - likely to be catmixer, low chance someone like him>>>/tg/97615216 - more likelyly catmixer>>>/tg/97619517 - very high chance to be catmixer, he likes these kinds of questions out of the blue>>>/tg/97629717 - claims to not be catmixer but take note of "i think i just played", very likely catmixer>>>/tg/97666232 - potentially him, not certain, vibes are right but it's a very easy post to make>>>/tg/97673503 - definitely catmixer, he loves that song ever since i posted it and he samefagged in reply>>>/tg/97673576 - same person as last post, plus the question structure>>>/tg/97673591 - same as last>>>/tg/97673592 - definitely him, he was also suggesting i bake in here as well before someone else did.pretty sure the shaving is samefagged about the hairy arms>>559915147>559915358try reading the context next time
>>559915775I don't get paid to read context.
>>559914853>>559915775>9 out of 152 posts>thread 14 days old What’s your point? Even with all your digging most of those are normal posts that bump the thread.
>>559916095Someone told me samefagging was going on. I told them the only weird low quality or bump posts I noticed were catmixers. Then they asked me to show me what I was talking about. Then I did.
>>559916352You did exactly what I said you were going to do:>>559914034
>>559915775I wanted to see if any of them are me (I am not catmixer (really not, not the catmixer not-catmixer not)). None of them were.
>>559916943Which posts are yours so we know if you’re telling the truth?
>>559917039I have like a million posts in this thread. I don't want to take 20 minutes collecting them all.
>>559917221I meant in the other general.
>>559917356same thing there probably LOL.A rule of thumb: if posts are talking about chess, posting chess positions or gifs, they are likely me.
>>559917535It’d be easy to post just a couple examples but okay. You’re acting flaky as fuck.
>>559918301Ok I just went to the thread. I don't think I made any posts in it. It must have died early.
>>559915775One of those was me posting and I was intending to help anon with some of his settings if the animations or controls on .com were giving him trouble, not a time wasting bump, sorry I gaf about anon's chess.
>>559918481I’m starting to think some of those posts are yours. You’re acting very evasive and it’s creeping me out.
>>559919249lol, everything I said to you was 100 percent true. It is clear to me now that you are catmixer. Catmixer is the one who hates the truth and all things good and beautiful. Speak truth and he will lash out at you.
>>559919008that's fair, the question theme is quite vague and not very identifying.
>>559919365I’m beginning to suspect you’re the literal third antichrist. But I’ll leave it at that for now.
Banned from 6 out
>>559924021I had a very similar kings Indian position against an anon here the other day.
>king's :)>indian :(
>>559926192Post the game?
>>559930492Yeah Mr CM, I'd like to see you post the game. I was going to but you have no proof such a thing happened.
>>559930708It was a good one!
>>559930964https://lichess.org/Vx80FaQ0, the records of who was playing which side have disappeared and so we only have the game link left. Unfortunate.
>>559931459Thanks, looks like bishop takes h3 could have been played even earlier
>>559931921Yeah, I need to work on that, sometimes I prepare too much when the killing blow is right there.
>>559934779You were black?
>>559934998Nigga I ain't ever been nothin but. I aint no cracka ass chess playin wigga I's a black KING of the grandest variety. If you think i's some cumskinned chinkoid or some orcish russkie or some angloid mayo man you's trippin' son.
>>559935380You sound black
>>559935380Kek I meant in the game that was posted. Touché!
>>559935603Holy reddit uygha
>>559935831Do they say kek on Reddit? I thought that was our word.
>play through the first game this with stockfish>it disagrees with most of the analysis>fischer's exclamation points are often the fourth best moveWow truly the GOAT chess book. Thank you Bobby Fischer for your groundbreaking "literature".
>>559935872'S like if Elon MusKKK used 4chan and tried to fit in. Yo satire be bretty gud dawg
>>559936179You playing tonight?
>>559936132Great idea just play the stockfish move instead instead of the guy who literally beat everyone else in the world with his play. Surely practicality is completely trumped by just playing a move you will never understand the idea behind
>>559936332Surehttps://lichess.org/a22zyLhS
>>559914797yeah I wanted to say it but it was against the spirit of the other half of that post, the past month or so all the weird conversation here feel like catmixer samefagging or maybe he found a trolling partner through his challenges
>>559935872reddit listens to what we have to say
>>559937051it’s catmixer and karla
>>559937706That would be romantic and they’re both a bit quirky I’d totally ship them
>>559940215karla is mine
>>559941113Back off doggie divider
Seems quiet in here. Almost like the three usual posters are in a game together
Do I have what it takes to reach 2900 puzzles????
>>559910992>It baffles me that people can look at that thread and not realize 90% of it is samefaggingAnd the same exact thing goes for this thread lol. Look at >>559861345>>559871840That’s the difference between this thread 404’ing like the last one (on a board where it takes maybe 6 hours) and us still necrobumping. A loser staying up late to give a meaningless bump so the thread doesn’t die. Exact same situation.
Just raped this faggot in 5+0, feeling pretty good, he said he was a candidate master or something? Anyways thats the worst title so it's not surprising i demolished him.
>>559954667Just beat this faggot 10 to 3 and he comes on here to gloat. Hilarious. Last game was even a blongcloud LOL and he couldn’t crack it!
>>559954667Good luck to you and all your evil. Biggest troll award goes to you, congrats.
>>559948759>. A loser staying up late to give a meaningless bump so the thread doesn’t die.you need to give up this schizo delusion that it's only one person doing it already, I've necrobumped a bunch of times too and neither of those posts are mine, I'd wager there are at least 3 or 4 people who occasionally necrobump, the pbt is on a whole other level of insanity it's not even comparable
>>559954812Somehow it's 10-3 ev&doe we played 19 games keeeek. This is the condition of the modern chess "CM".The score was (for me) 6 wins, 10 losses, 1 draw, 1 unknown which I remember to be a loss. So +6-11=1
>>559958207Two unknowns actually, pasted the same link twice and didn't count the second. I believe this other unknown was also a loss making it +6-12=1
>>559958386Now do the total score from the game history going back 1 month
>>559959368No
>>559960207Lost a friend tonight
>>559960469That's okay, the next guy to bump this thread can be my friend.
>>559970871No thanks jam boy
>>559971609I knew you'd come back. You always do at page 10, don't you?
>>559972287I don’t look at page count. That’s literally a jam boy thing to do, jam boy
>check in on the thread in the morning>drop a post if it's dead or reply to something if it's interesting>oh my golly gee this loser has to stay up all night to bump the thread ahhhhhhlmao
>>559989181Dare I say based black post. Dare.
I've been super busy since friday and I barely got to play chess, but tonight I get to play chess
>>559978617talking to ghosts are we?
>>559997297>Though I try my best to keep it, there really was no secret>Must have looked like I was dancing with the wall>No one else could see this apparition>But because of my condition>I fell in love with a little ghost, and that was all
>>559648935come on, can't have an Evans Gambit thread without the Master of Mock!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cappStUedMs&list=PLEv6-dUmjuAWU3q7WjmDniFGur7nZ9wwu&index=4
>>559998994this man and his autistic gimmicky "showmanship" repulses me on a visceral level almost as much as pozmann
How theatrical do I need to be to make it as a chesstuber with an elo of 1600 lichess
>>560003662It depends: do you have a vagoo?
>>560002456I had never thought about it until you associated him with gothamjew but is Marc jewish?He's an american chess player with a german surname and curly hair, it would fit for sure but he doesn't give me kike vibesDoes anyone know for sure?
>>560011147No, I'm a dangler... I only need like 5k/month
>>560011147I had never thought about it
>>560013495Are you knowledgeable about other subjects? You could be a political chess streamer.
>>560014253I keep up with events and have a woke anti-imperialist libtard pov, but I avoid talking about politics irl and hide my powerlevel because that shit scares the hoes. So political commentary is out.
Another common issue with lower rated players:When caluclating they go too many moves down the lines too quickly. They have a depth-first search process. To them even if they miss something, the fact that they were 7 moves down the line is some consolation... no, shouldn't be.You should instead have a breath-first search. If you go down 7 moves and miss a refutation on move 1, then you've calculated less than one move ahead. There is no consolation.
>>560014778Who’s your favorite political streamer?
>>560014778for me, it's anti-jew hatred
>>560015062I also hate people that are anti-Jew.
Finally, after thousands of games, I got a smothered mate. Can't believe it. It happened against a bird subhuman too. Won't post the game because it came from a complete bullshit sacrifice but it still feels good.
>>560017764Post the final position/combination?
>>560015015Um I used to watch hasan a lot, but after all the tariffs, immigration stuff, marginalization of trans people, war shit, interest rates, etc+etc... politics gives me anxiety and so I just watch cats and fan theories about TV shows.>>560015062>>560016473Yeah I'm anti-anti-semitic, but I also don't talk about that because in my state most of the hoes are chud or chudlite.
>>560020892Hasan is too smart for his own good. You know you’re right when you’re pissing off people from both parties.
>>560021193It's more that I'm sensitive and the steady flow of strictly bad news was having bad impacts on my mental health.I have employees that are hispanic, patients that are trans, friends around the globe and so it all feels very real when the people affected by bad changes are part of my daily life :cI think hasan is woke and hot even though he hates gay people and women of color...
>>559978617>>559989181>bitch and cry about how the general isn’t dead >3 hour meaningless necrobump during the day kek truly hates you kids lol. >>560021193hasan is so smart that he’s the one person on the entire internet who didn’t understand that the elephant graveyard hates joe rogan https://youtu.be/_3JGTyesP4Q
>>560027664Never heard of elephant graveyard before. I’ll definitely check out some of his top vids. As for Hasan, I don’t know the context, but just from the thumbnails, it’s pretty obvious EG doesn’t like Joe.
>Hasan is very smart actuallyAh yes, Chess.
>>560027664>hasan is so smart that he’s the one person on the entire internet who didn’t understand that the elephant graveyard hates joe rogayou bitch and cry about zoomers 24/7 than write some gossip about ecelebs that no functioning adult would know much less care about, I told you before you are a zoomer at heart in so many ways just older, with no potential or chance to unfuck yourself anymore kek
>>560031123>than
>>560031253ESL general, seethe about it
>>56003148I think that was established with Hasan good. I was just hoping you'd be more ambitious than the status quo for a fan of his and at least learn to spell.
>>560032014>the guy mocking people for caring about e celebs must be the same guy that was praising ecelebs!!!!1!!!I made a common mistake in my second language that even EFL make sometimes, meanwhile you have worse reading comprehension than the average 10yo in your mother tongue , I wonder what's worsewhy is it always the biggest retards talking shit?
>>560018330
>>560033631You tell me. Instead of taking the opportunity to laugh it off you told me to seethe about it. Given your current attitude the math checks out. You are in fact retarding on a different scale than anyone else.
>>560035352sorry you outed yourself as either illiterate retarded, or both no amount of "no u" will allow you to safe face, just resign
>>560036421now please point out how I missplaced the comma here, that will surely make you look smart and cultured
>outed yourself>save face>just resign>b-bet you will never see me obsess about grammer
>tries to act like a 12yo gramar nazi over some minor typo on a vietnamese basket weaving forum>instantly proves he literally can read and/or has the logical skills of a small dog>"if I keep replying people will surely think I won this exchange"ok we can play till mate if you want, your desperate deflections are kinda amusing
>>560031123https://voca.ro/14NMdMex7mJ7I won't make a habit of this
>>560038145Best post in thread. It's not even close.
>>560038145faggot
>>560038145You should definitely make an habit of this lmao
>>560038145Holy shit new general lore name this man STAT! We'll call him Vocaranon
>>560038145>>560038360>>560038710>>560038972kys catmixer you big homo
>>560040479>oooo everything is muh schizo theoryDid you even play it?
>>560040479I am >>560038972 and not catmixer, I do agree that the posts looked extremely mixerish however, I don't think the vocaroo was necessarily though. Catmixer doesnt strike me as a feminine man. I guess this could be a trick but vocaranon did not seem to be familiar with Larpov either.
>>560040479I'm not catmixer, you can tell because I'm much worse at chess.
>>560044527what was up with not taking back on a1? v. v. strange... also was nb1 a thing after nxe5 ? and other questions of a PGNless nature
>>560044969Nb1 hangs a rook
>>560044527Thanks for sharing the voice clip. Have you considered recording yourself during games and making videos? I don’t speak for everyone here, but I’d definitely be interested in following your progress. What should we call you btw? Do you have a dark origin story?
>>560038145I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you sound like a massive scrawny faggot dude. Hit the gym, eat real food, and do ANYTHING to get your testosterone up.
>>560044527Push some pawns in the endgame brah, they don't bite.
>>560045568You sound like the sanest person here. But we need a name for you, namefriend. May I suggest the standard animal structure: Wolf walker? Sloth sneeder?
>>560044527>>560048243
>>560045804You're trying to bait me into posting my tummy and thin man handleable wrists, aren't you faggot?>>560045568>>560003662Not seriously, it would be akward talking to my phone for an entire chess game. It's hard to think of a name on the spot, anon works for now, and no :x>>560047157I'm pretty bad at endgames, most of my games don't make it to the endgame and I've hardly cracked the silman book, it's a part of my game I want to start looking more into. I recently learned the philidor position
>>560045297of course, right.
>>560048783How about Parakeet Pete?
It’s been a while since we got some fresh blood in here.
>>560048783Spectrum Specter?
>>560048390I'm mentally ill, too.>>560049524>>560049098>>560050670Um, parakeet pete seems like a mouthfull, I do like snape...
>>560049098>>560050670I still think like Vocaranon. Your two ideas are good alliteration though so nice.
>>560053358Snappy snape anon :)
>>560053358Your timing is really perfect. Sometimes when you lose a friend you made a new one right away. How did you find /chess/?
>>560055852>>560056424I think you're messing with me.
>>560056424I was getting back into chess and so I searched the catalog on /tg/ saw it was dead, and some kind anon directed me this way. I think they might have called me a slur iirc.I've been playing for a while, but I just started improooving again
>>560058150Not at all, Snape!
>>560058501wtf how do you know Nimzo so well? That’s cool, welcome to the 4chan home of /chess/.
>>560058523>>560058741No way, Jose. And his Nimzo looks pretty professional though I dont play it
>>560058741Unfortunately someone itt cooked me several times including my nimzo...That was a good game for me, I often want to switch to the KID but don't
>>560059861Is nimzo working out for you? It has a lot of different variations and sometimes you have to play bogo.
>>560059690Not interested move on.
>>560059861KID is fun and you can play it like a system which makes it more beginner friendly.
>>560061419Why (You) me then to crybaby mode when I reply? You're not the brightest are you?
>>560060984The bogo doesn't work out for me, and the QID didn't go much better last time I tried it, although I was much worse at tactics then. I usually just play 3...d5 vs 3.nf3 and I don't really have any long term plans beyond principles and calculation...
>>560062618No thanks troll.>>560062838I tried picking up nimzo but there’s so much stuff to remember. Definitely more complicated than caveman pawnstorms.
>>560065113Kek ok run away from the question like always.
>tfw you ignore the local troll
>every single time
