Previous: >>559643642>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
A fullstop is missing. Vandalised OP.
several cms late, sure didn't expect this when seeing the director, but just in time to metafag Pisces to the max
Kitasan Black is objectively umazingly gorgeous and sexy.
>>559656918I'm racist (white) and my 2 best and only friends are a half Indian and a half Arab
>Vandalized OPNew thread when?
>>559656918we need an even bigger racist than special week
>>559657057I’m a racist white guy and my girlfriend is black
>>559657057One half plus one half equals one whole
>>559657078When you stop simping for the gyaru
>>559657061The propaganda is working. I’m really really starting to like this uma. Short, cute, huge tits, autistic. The full package
>>559657101
>>559657208Tamamo UglyTamamo FlatTamamo BrokeTamamo PoorTamamo Stinky
>>559657101There is an event right now with the uma discord where they are gifting carats or something, and it's being promoted with Spe.Some funny meems I've seen this past week is how spics get instabanned the moment they don't speak English, furthering the Spe racist narrative. I love racist spechud.
>>559657183>dress like a prostitute
>>559657185I only simp for Luna and boys
SMaru is so gorgeous
>>559657194Being shy and having a coping mechanism to ensure she can still communicate is not autism. People need to stop calling everything autistic.
>>559657352If you’re using a puppet to talk you’re on the spectrum.
UUUUUUUUUUUU UMADACHIUUUUUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>559657061How can one gen of mares get even more powerful…
>>559657342Hag
>>559657307>El Condor Pasa after being banned from the official server for saying “thank you very much”And I think I've seen one before. I should have saved the image
>>559657352Well, there used to be a lot of mental conditions before but they are now a part of the autism spectrum disorder, so calling everything autistic seems to be what big pharma wants you to do.
>>559657427Aged like wine
>>559657236
Every uma might not be your favorite but they all have redeeming qualities and none of them are even remotely ugly except Air Shakur and Seeking The Pearl
>>559657194If only she doesn't look like Nadeko
>>559657342yep
>>559657352if you saw someone doing the things she does in public, you would have to assume they have autism.
>>559657557But i love Air Shakur...
can we be nicer with each other?
>>559657427UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNENPLOYEDUNENPLOYED
>>559657557
>>559657427Young Rudolf Manga when?
can someone post triangle maru...
>>559657614Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! [sound] unrelated>>559657659>Look at her win a lot wow how exciting!
>>559657427Left is after meeting Oguri Cap, right before meeting Oguri Cap.
>>559657736triangle maru
>>559657647>Rudolffag>tanuki Fuck off
>>559657659Rudolf is young…
Air Air Air Sahur and Seeking the Contrarian are too ugly to be hated, I just feel pity
>>559657659I want to a career/story/alt of young Rudolf. I want to be able to train her during her prime and not when she's already matured and considered as the dominator.
No uma can be uglier than Spergo
>The last "Ace on my face" post was on Thursdaybro died
that dude is super obsessed with stego for some reason
The Bamboo/Pearl banner is going to be shilled as the SMaru/FineMo banner for Late Surgers. These cards are okay, but don't buy into the hype. Hold.
>>559657586If I saw them doing it in public I would assume a puppet show.
>>559657893You want me to spam it every thread or whatI don't want anons to associate Ace with an avatartranny
Some umas like Almond Eye, Dantsu Flame, Gentildonna, Mejiro Dober, and Satono Diamond are objectively sexier than the rest and a tier above the other very good looking umas.
>>559657659She's a high schooler...
>>559657893Finally some good news
>Can't handle a sexy older woman (17) that actually LOOKS like a hag
I will KILL Ryan.
>>559657435Cute mares
>>559658024So is Maruzensky
>>559658013Too late faggot
>>559657872i dont think you understand how umas/horses work. There is no such period for someone like rudolf
Bakushin shin!
>>559658015No one likes the gorilla and the feminazi
>>559657352But you agree she’s short, cute, and busty
>>559657352That's literally on-the-spectrum behavior anon....
>>559658013Nevermind then, consider that a welfare check and a sign that someone cared about your ritual posting.
>>559658047
>>559657604spe jumpscare
>>559658083feel like ill end up getting ace just because im a sucker for blue eyes
>>559658024Rudolf wouldn’t do this
>>559658047Hag and ruined the Unity Cup.>>559658135>stegofags are also hagfags
>>559658240A man of simple needs and desires
>>559658083The wait is killing me.
>holo concert starting >thread is slow againPeak comfyhours inbound
>>559658092Okay Still, whatever you say
>faggot is trying to stir up shit againFalco/Teio posters are the worst
>>559658431based
i keep mixing up air groove and seeking the pearl for my spark runs
>>559658295just checking her weight
>>559658397>implying SiL was a mistake.
>>559658272My original favorite when the Uma Musume project first launched, and back when they were only releasing CDs, was Rudolf. Was like that up until they announced Stego. Unfortunately Stego hit every single point that I like, from her voice actress down to her racing outfit looking straight out of Kino no Tabi, which I had an obsession with when I was younger. Her personality and career being what it is just made her that much better.
>>559658431Teiobros are fine
>>559658536Drop the tomboy
I would kill Tachyon for the chance to train Venus
>>559658329how do u know it's starting?
>>559658569said the disgustingly racist fatty
>>559658431I'm gonna need a QRD of all the stuff Teiobro has said that dude seems to be onto something.
>>559658648Sounds based except from fat
>>559658536happy you found something you enjoy Anon
Trading Spe carrots to suck on her tits
>>559658690shut the fuck up he didnt said anything new, not even fucking oncewe always knew seafags own VTboards and that everything goes silent once they go into overdrive
>>559658690
>My Pasa that was jobbing hard yesterday has now decided to win all the races todayWhat the fuck fucking RNG ass game.
Raping Still's trainer in front of her
>>559658536Kino's Journey is in fact, kino.
>>559658690>Actually, a Teiobro made a funny discovery some hours ago. During the hololive festival stream, the thread was really slow, as soon as it ended (he posted it ended) posts started popping up a lot, or pooping up you may say with the quality of these posts.I think it's a known knowledge anyway especially considering last thread's topic, and we're slow again after what the Falcoshart has posted
>>559658816,>>>/y/
>>559658786lowkey based
Do they call her Dantsu Flame because she’s so hot?
>>559658816Doto probably wouldn't do this
>Make change to deck from decent hint card to pure statstick>Worst run everNever againwelfare suzuka and sweep
I'm going to fuck CBI'm going to marry CBI'm going to turn CB into a motherI'm going to turn CB into a happy stay at home motherI'm going to
>>559658934Opera Mare Love
What's her trigger word?
>>559658816
>>559658976Would Buena also trade sexual favors for carrots?
>>559659006Infertile
>>559659006mexicans have no taste in anime, now go back to /a/
less than a month after her release...ardan is forgotten...
>>559655450This is why we make Ryan threads. For the rush.
>>559659006"No"
>>559659065Mejiros are so overrated.
>>559659065She's that boring
>>559659065I did 30 rolls and she didn't come home
>>559659065I'm using her in CM thoughever
>>559659065I "used" her today twice though
trying too hard
>day 1 player>I still don't have all G2 trophies>I still don't have all G3 trophies>I still have most of the uma stories to watchwhich uma is for me?
>>559659065we love mejiro bright in here
>>559659232Oguri Cap
>>559658639Culprits often expose themselves that way, much like how pedophiles try to shift the blame to anime fans.
>>559659232Tsuyoshi
>>559659321>nipple
>>559659232
>>559659321
>>559658816Hokko would do this Hokko did do this
>>559659065A guy in my club that's extremely Reddit coded likes her so I automatically lost all interest in her
Enough of the fucking mood drops
>>559657057cut them both in half and then glue the white halves together and then you've got a presentable friend
Since umas are so strong, do you guys think uma pussy contracting as they cum could tear human skin.
Dober is properly rated. She’s gorgeous
>>559659363>teiofag>discord clubChecks out
Now that the first anniversary is upon us, prove that you're not a newfag or a filthy reroller
>>559659065Better to be "forgotten" than to be forcibly propped up by an annoying avatarfag.
>>559659423Considering every uma that has ever existed has had sex with a human male I'm assuming uma pussy is very safe and enjoyable for human penis. The extra grip is probably what makes it better
>>559659363Almond Danchou......
>>559659363Dude, there's always going to be a Reddit-coded person who likes any uma.If that's how you live your life, you're not going to like anything.
Mexican memes suckMexicans speak fake Spanish like Canada speaks fake FrenchMexican is Spain but gayer like Canada is gayer FranceAnime is more than shonen slop garbage or dragonball
>>559659423Unlikely considering umas still need to be able to mate with human males in order to make more umas
>>559659423their umanko is the only part of their body that lose against a ningen
>>559657557I'm still gonna seek that pearl (umanko goblin) and get those kissable lips on my dick
Imagine being a ningen JK and your childhood friend gets stolen away by an uma that isn't even a Tracen uma.
>>559659232I still haven't watched all of the uma stories either, and I doubt most people have. More than likely, the majority skipped all of them for free carats like a soulless brownoid.
>>559659568Should be wallowing in money
>>559659569There isn't a single Reddit coded anon here that likes Teio though
Rolling for support cards is SO FUCKING ASS
>>559659568Thanks now im imagining yanko returning to her dorm and rolling around in her bed
>>559659621That’s Aoi’s villain origin story
Cygames really fucked up not having male umas. The male group in kpop demon hunters is selling way more merch than the females.
>>559659370Thanks for posting anon
>>559659675No fucking shit cause only girls like K-pop. Umas are male coded.
>>559659621female ningens are second class citizens
getting desperate huh
>>559659568>>559659670
>>559659621Imagine a JK uma who likes a teen boy, she tries to groom him into becoming her trainer in a few years but he is turned off by the uma because he has a ningen woman ears fetish
Aoi is cuter than 90% of the umas and you know it
>>559659621Imagine being a ningen, seeing a cute toreina at a bar that you wanna fuck the shit out ofTurns out he not only has an extremely loyal GF, but it's his CF, and to top it off it's an uma.
>>559659670
>>559659732>Forever Hag
>>559659762Imagine sleeping with her
>>559659675They have Granblue Fantasy for farming fujo/yumebux.
>>559657647you can try, but others won't, so your efforts will be for naught
Worse Spain bros area always so easy to bait in because of their insecurities in weeb shit
>>559659732>>559659762Yeah exactly like that!
1 week
>>559659065
I need more triple tiara shenanigans. I wish there would be more fanart of them together doing stuff.
being a trainer means having a cute uma as a bodyguard, even better if she's rich
>>559659759
Yanko spoils her torena rotten with her money
>>559659926This lists makes sense if it's about music
>>559659952>i will never get to lovey dovey the fuck out of a rich ojou-sama while her bodyguards can't do anything but look upon us being horny unable to stop me
>>559659952Wear a fake wedding ring
>>559659937There's this official comic if you haven't seen it yet
>>559659952Umas don't get any money. Tracen pockets all of it.
>>559659423only possible with freakishly strong umas like gentildonna or kawakami princess
>Translation still only 66% done>It's split in 3 fucking parts cuz it's a gay ass PS2 exclusive>Gay as fuck to install so you essentially want 3 ISOs ready to go for all the routesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just translate the Vita version you fags!
my pink…
So when are we getting more refined young ladies?
>>559660103Yeah, I know. I was the one that typesetted thatI just need more of them.
>>559660148Never
>>559660103Is it an OFFICIAL translation however?>>559660157DAMNIT! I was trying to make a JOKE you ASSHOLE!
>>559659994
>>559660148Like a month
So the next Wit card we need to roll for is Forever Young?
>>559660148>had to skip jordan>had to skip finemoI hate having foresight I really like them and I wish I had bricked my account for them
>>559660142I'll take it desu
>>559660148We're getting her next month and it'll hopefully make pace chasers more consistent outside of medium
>>559660267Dia is shit
>>559660135I would play it and start with the succubus route
>>559660278>rolling on ebayan when secretariat wit releases in 2034
>>559660227Objective: seduce trainer
>>559660103>>559660157Oh whoops, well thank you for typesetting it though. I'll post the rest anyway, but yeah I do agree it would be nice to see them all interact more in art whether it's official or fan art
>>559659952I will produce the heir to the Irish throne with Fine Motion!
How the hell am I supposed to train an ace kb if I can't use kb? Are people just pulling her for inheritance?
>>559660367Bourbon wouldn't say this
>>559660227This is a blue board, Ardan!
I am seduced
>>559660367Clanker
>>559660406shinko stinky + fuku/NTR
>https://exhentai.org/uploader/Tabris>From Kancolle to UmaWhy is it always some goddamn boats? Thanks (again) for your work btw, I know you're here.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>559660120post more pregumas
>>559660392
>>559660267Dia a cute, will spark if needed>>559660297I hope you get her eventually, she's an adorable princess
>>559660427>hag>aislop
>>559660409
>>559660464>spoilerHe dropped the Rice doujin in the thread last thread
>>559660524Dia is a slut. A SLUT!!!
>>559660367CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
>>559660558I know, I was there, thanking him.
>>559660016As if the bodyguard team doesnt get to participate every once in awhile
>>559660515
>>559660406How are Bourbros meant to train her without taking the lead?How will Suzuka fans get their frontrunner hints?How will FalGODS get their groundwork?How will Creekbabs get enough stamina for long?Use your little wriggly brain, niggy
>>559660537She’s not a hag
Holy shit my ulala finally won a race
>>559660464>T-head for Teitoku>T-head for Trainerit just makes sense
>>559660427How do people even gen good looking/coomable sloppa. I don't know any image generators other than like, gemini or whatever.
>>559660604
>>559660602That's up for the super mega cute Ojou-sama that I'm being lovey dovey with at the moment, not like I'm allowed to decline her wishes.
>>559660409Bourbon would feel it in her secret place but wouldn't be able to verbalize it. That's her instincts assuming direct control.
>>559660427I bang this daily
>>559660692Stable Diffusion should do the job if it's still existent. Don't trust the paid sloppa generators
>>559660635Hag
>>559660692I don’t make it I just save it if I like it
>>559660632>How will Suzuka fans get their frontrunner hints?bwo really put suzuka there as if she wasn't cygays little baby and all cards are good for her while her own cards suck ass so she doesn't need them
>>559658180It's what she does best.
>>559660698
>>559660103>>559660392kawakami princess would've been among them but for the circumstances of her late birth...
urarablocked
https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/2030442671815143748?s=46
>>559660406Who cares about her card on Mantblazer. You're missing the main point that Kitasan doesn't need a shitty card for TTL
>>559660731Is there a learning curve or any tips on how to generate sloppa in stable diffusion well enough to replicate my degen fetishes.
>>559660464Many artists migrated from KanColle to umamusume since they're both autistic spreadsheet simulators. Uma just did it a lot better.
>>559660796
*gong hits* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>559660778>while her own cards suck ass You don't build fronts
>>559660915You can't reply with logical answers like this...
>>559660542GATTAI! with Bourbon
I have orgasmed to Forever Young
>>559660635go eat another donut, fatass
>>559660928mares...
>>559661038He didn’t post Teio
Does Oguri even know what sex is?
I'm bored
>>559661118she will learn
>>559660928My cock wasn’t ready for ponytail Ai chan showing tummy
>>559661118She thinks babies come from storks
>>559661087go drink some more hachimi, chub scout
>>559660906I haven't generate any sloppa for a year already but the hardest, not really, just time consuming, part with SD is installing it. Find if there's still a github of an updated SD and install it as you would with Sweepy or if you haven't install sweepy yet, there should be an instruction how to with git bash and stuff.After that should be easy like learning the danbooru tags, and downloading a model of your liking in civitai. You should learn and find more model as you progress or as you search for more methods.
>>559661129me for the last few hours
beef
>>559661008Other umas might be a bit bigger but Bourbon’s tits are literally perfect. So round, fat, and bouncy. Her boobs are a work of art to be appreciated.
>>559660120me inside
>>559660692I no longer coom to sloppa but there is a thread on /h/ with guides if you want to host locally.
>>559660971I'm a retired TTK and saw it all happen in realtime, like a slow motion car crash. I may be here now but Mutsu will forever hold the #1 spot in my heart.
duckies
>>559661008GATTAI?!
>>559661323Understandable, have a nice day, kind sir.
>>559661310Paizuri and cumming on the puppet
>>559661332Would put the Doto Duck up my butt
>>559660928
>>559661323this but Hiyou
For the egirls' viewers that are too illiterate to figure it or out of the loopthe "watchalong":https://om3tcw.com/r/hlggthe actual stream: https://kick.com/leg-bort
>>559661332>Topro>Ayabe>Opera>Doto>Kriss>Finemo>FujiThis nigga got great taste, it's only missing Shakur
>>559661496This is offtopic
Daring Tact raped me
are you amerimutts ready for daylight savings?
>>559661539It's a Transcendpost, of course it is.
>>559661539I agree.
>>559661496>om3tcwThis is a link to a video, an ark video, isn't it.Why do I know this.
Anyone recommend some good uma x trainer fanfics? Lewd preferred but non-lewd is fine too.
SHE DID ITnow I sleep
/vt/rannies...
>>559661640>He consumes smut>Not only that, but "fanfic" smutYou know that Fanfics were originally all hyper mega ultra smut made by degenerate woman, right?
>>559661575God damn it I forgot
>>559661720don't be mean towards our femanons
>Went from marrying Kiso back in 2016 to being a Brian yumela vie est drole
>>559661769I will never not bully them, not till their eventual demise and I know that the things I hold dear are free of their degenerate tendencies.
>>559661720Just hand it over fellow moid.
>>559660494the only good post in this thread
>>559661720No, thats just what other dudes want to think. Common fantasy. If it isnt yaoi, odds are a dude wrote it. Even if it is. Smut does better if people think a woman wrote it.
>>559661241they're too jiggly they look like they're water balloons
>>559661575I fucking hate it so much, "fall back" is so much better than "spring forward" that it isn't even funny
>>559661575no....
>>559661575It fucking sucks that all the Uma updates will happen at 11PM EST instead but on the other hand my sleep schedule has been giga fucked for a while so eh
>>559661575Never abided by it, whenever that shit happens I just arrive later or earlier to my job, manager can suck my dick, but turns out I am the manager so I do whatever the fuck I want
>5 runs in a row where I do miss out on Falco's prudent positioningFucking hell, hope this gets better during mant
>FRONT XOguriWhat the fuck?
>>559661916I love when they’re really soft and jiggly
>>559661496People pay for this? Isn't this just an MMD or a recorded dancingWe already have this inside the game too
>>559661323my trap wives lebe and max will live on
>>559661720You shouldn't be surprised, if you are a knower you'd know some anons here have been confirmed female. Uma has a decently large female fanbase.
>>559657659>>559657752NTA but I wanna see that only because I want to witness her have an absolute breakdown when Ace ends her winning streak
>>559661575non-burger here but how does daylight saving fuck you guys exactly? Does it affect your body clock or what? For me I think of it just your time advancing or delaying and can easily be fixed with looking at the clock.
>>559662124We lose an hour of sleep
>>559662124it's really not a big deal, more annoying than anything. retards might forget and be late to work or some shit though
Yeah, yeah, women consume fanfics, who cares.But do you know of good trainer x uma fanfics?
>>559661916>they're too jiggly they look like they're water balloonsUmazing indeed>B86 W54 H87>H-W=33cmbut this right here is the craziest part
>>559660392You're welcome. Here's to hoping that there would be more of them
>>559662178the most annoying shit is when it fucks up the anime-scraping bots
>>559662152>>559662178Shouldn't it still be a total of 24 hours though? I really can't comprehend it or the idea of it even.
>>559662181Sorry I don't help femoids out of principle, much less ones asking for fanfic smut.
>>559662227Imagine how nice hugging her would be
>>559662227She's a robot she was built to be sex.
>>559662245It's 2am and then it's suddenly 3am. That's it
>>559661575Yes because it lets me avoid driving home in the dark
>>559662327>time travelingWhat the fuck
>>559661231>western tranny art
>>559662409it's the Dark Hour, anon
>>559662327>yoinkand just like that the government stole 1h of your sleep!
Anyone notice the minimal shit posting and the increased good ol' fun posting instead, everyone just getting along?
>>559662454>Dark HourThat's what I'm calling your daylight savings from now on
>>559662498Really makes you think
It's finally Sunday.
>it's another episode of losing to a rushing gale proc
>>559662271Just fucking hand them over, it's not just one person asking. AO3 doesn't have anything good.
>>559662498AIslop right beneath this post...
>>559662498>it's currently peak SEAhours
>>559662181Since women are the ones that usually write and drop fanfics on AO3 the likelihood that the fanfics will feature a male trainer are very, very low solely because female trainers and shipping umas with other umas exist.>Peep into AO3 out of sheer curiosity>F/M (333)>F/F (2065)Not to mention there are some fanfics where some deranged writer might make an uma or trainer a gender freakazoid. So no, there probably isn't a good one.
I have never gotten all 3 places until now
>>559662534Must be exhausting being their sex slave
>>559662485its okay we steal it back later
attention IDIOTS i have stolen an hour of your day from you and there's NOTHING you can do about it hahahahahahaha
>>559662548wait you're not the shortstack dimensional demon of death
>>559662498It's basically what the Teioposter noticed 2 days ago, and that was during peak SEAhours too iirc
>>559662536OMG ITS LIZLIZ LOVE
>>559662617How much yuri smut has Digitan posted on fanfiction.net
>>559662498So in conclusion, /vt/ was the problem all along?
>>559662653THE GREAT OVERLORD DOES IT AGAIN NYOOOOOOOOO>>559662678I will slice your throat and consume the blood
>>559662498A mystery, let's gather up the gang and figure it out
>>559662653Yeah well I stole your virginity
>>559662706You remember when she asked trainer what their favorite tags were?I doubt its just yuri.
JPniggers are gone too. Actually interesting
>>559662571Let's fix that then
>>559662653GIVE IT BACK
>>559662651>not charging interest
>>559662739What gang? What the FUCK do you mean by "the gang"?
>>559662768Ugly DEI umas
>>559662827Fag alert
>>559662764You've summoned them...
>>559662617Self-inserting into a fic is cringe, and there’s like 3 males in all of umamusume
>>559662685Liz uma when
>>559662234Curious to how Liberty Island will fare with them whenever they inevitably add her, though I guess it's not any time soon considering what happened.
>>559662887There's quite a lot of men actually, you've skipped through everything didn't you?
>>559662895she'll be Kincsem, because Hungary
>>559662902She'll be too busy getting doted on by Air Groove who doesn't mind her own fucking business
>>559662653DOTO HATE
>>559662902Almond Eye hates Gentildonna
>>559662706Digitan is the type that would make a slowburn enemies to lovers yuri fic between Opera O and Doto and the explicit stuff would be so peak you'd be curious about what she'd put into the doujins she makes. Maybe she puts out at least one fic a month while working on new chapters for the Opedoto fic on the side.
>>559662902she really loved her jockey and her jockey really loved her, so she'll really love (You)
>>559663028She is so evil
kingu lovethat is all
>>559662963List the relevant ones
>>559663095Me
>>559662963I mean we have met whatA few of the Umas dadsOne or two no name male trainers (either shitty ones that get chewed out or your more senior coworkers that helps you out)Some old folk at the market...Uhh....Cant really think of many more?
>>559663061And Dober would do the art.
>>559663095Define "relevant", you disingenuous fag
Netorare Nature
>>559663028my college roommate would constantly sleep through his alarms and i would have to physically get out of bed and walk over and shake him awake to get him to turn it off
>>559663137Dober would not, she does straight stuff only
>>559663127Other than you, obviously>>559663154You can choose the definition
Holy shit teiobro WAS right >vtumor event thingy going on during PEAK SEA hours>We slow down>No pointless shitposting or ragebait>No dooming about MANT or the CM>No reputation destroying posts >No /v/ma boogeyman falseflagging>No club drama>No spam>No forced youtuber shilling>No avatarfagging >No JP shitflinging>No gaslighting>No schizos showing up to shit the place up>No derailing off topic conversations >No irrational hostility and infighting>Just comfySEA was literally the fucking problem.
>>559663131SpicamanBelno's husbandMUSAKAPokke's trainerKiryu KazumaThat 2m guy who is the trainer of soccer boy forma cinderella forgot her name in the anime
lemme guess, your favorite uma is a mile/medium pace/late with an ult that increases velocity on the final stretch. how original.
>>559663180That is NOT what that manga is about, you disingenuous fag
ugh... MEN
Think about all the cute unnoticed umas that desparately want a trainer of their own
>>559663060They respect each other and Ai looks up to her and her strength if you played her campaign
>>559663185it floors me that some burger students still have literal roommates and not just house/dormmates
>>559663185Same and his alarm was "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" so when I hear the first couple of seconds of the song it gives me a headache.
>>559663297Brian love
jiggie please
>>559663252>feminazi
>>559663060>>559663257>Ai looks up to her and her strengthI mean, I think every uma respects Gentil's outrageous strength. Besides Gentil, which other Uma possesses monstrous strength? I know Kiwakami also does.
>>559663238Oh i thought we were talking the game onlyYeah those other old farts exist too>>559663285I had two roomates for about 6 months after bootcampYou eventually get over it...
>>559662227bourbons are ok but they're outclassed
>>559663254raped to death by mob umamusumes
>>559663285I mean, so do all the umas
>>559663408Falco is canonically stronger than the average uma as well
>>559663185Same but with my friend when I stay over his house. The alarm isn't even quiet
>>559663449>he sees golshi as a woman
>>559663449That is cheating
>>559662227im ears
>>559663252>Uncomfortable around men>Trainer is marked by the end of her careerits always those types
just lost to this
>>559663469japanese media still puts girls in bloomers and they haven't been seriously around for at least 20 years, so I take that with a grain of salt
>>559663408
>>559663479Didn't she part the sea with a punch or did I imagine that.
cum inside trainee
>>559663602Foals
>>559663527>japanese media still puts girls in bloomersuma's pretty much the last nip media that has bloomers, actually
>>559663527A /jp/ ojiisan explained me this a couple of years ago, bloomers are a thing but bloomers are no longer the norm in some Tokyo schools only. Tokyo is not a representation of all Japan, albeit they are a big one so you may get the wrong idea from social media telling you anime is still stuck in the past.
Which umas would have the best reactions while getting nakadashi.
I think Rice Shower SUCKS
>>559663535I love this artist and their smug Gentil. Also, she's such a bully
Is the Uma party game worth playing in any capacity I keep seeing it recommended to me for like 15 bucks.
>>559663131>>559663219>You can choose the definitionNot how it works but for your sake I'll avoid generic males ie. "bystanders", or the generic NTR dude hitting on Ryan along with the shapeless blob known as "the stands' crowds" and the senior year raffle man and I'll only include the game ones.Every single uma's father such as Tamamo's and Bourbon who you've actually met, your literal senior trainer who trained Oguri and may or may not be Kitahara; Ticket's brother, the male announcer. Can even expand it to include misc family members as there's several of them though umas' families lean more towards the female side not to mention all the unreleased characters' families or the future story characters because we're still not even in year 1.No idea if we're counting the event ones such as Santa but regardless, that's far more than "i dunno aboutta 3 dudes?"
>>559663756no its shit
>>559663756Only get it on sale. It isn't worth the full price
>>559663698tickezo_greentext.jpg
>>559663698
>>559663843
>>559663756If it's 15 bucks you can try it, the game only has 4 minigames and almost all umas have the same skills, it's a nice novelty and the sprites are very well done. No multiplayer, as in, multiplayer was dead on arrival, though. But if you trick some anons into playing you may have a nice party, I played with an anon some weeks ago and it was midly amusing.
>>559663252How is this GODDESS related to Ardan
>>559663698digitan
>>559663527No no burger institutions in both the military and education system still do actual roomates (though the military has slowly been moving away from this outside of deployed locations and your initial training)>>559663764>generic NTR dude hitting on RyanOh yeah didnt ryan scare that guy off or something?>>559663848The crying...
>>559663131one of the stego impregnators showed up in background art for child fenomeno
>>559663505Who doesn’t?
>>559663848>post it i haven't read it
>>559663914>Oh yeah didnt ryan scare that guy off or something?Yeah she started talking out loud about what they were meant to do and the coward was creeped out.
>>559663945He's literally me...
>>559663945Fenomeno is... cute????
>>559663882she isn't, she is however Ryan's daughter
>>559663945fenomeno is such an utra cutie
>>559663998And then she starts talking.
>>559664038i actually really like how she sounds...
>>559663764See, the issue is that only a few of those are really able to be the main character of a fanfic, which was what was being discussed. You weren’t paying attention but wanted to call someone else out for not paying attention. Fuck off.
>>559663945>only gold clan member with a confirmed present father>also the only sane one of the broodwhat did cygames mean by this?
How are these MANT parents coming, anon? You're making generic mile parents for MANT, right?
>>559663521Just hit
>>559663185when i was in the military, this black kid became my roommate for my last few months and he would listen to music on his phone full volume everywhere and come back to the room drunk and pass out with it on and i would have to wake him up to get him to turn it off
>>559663945>This is the girl that almost executed two ningen for pushing her trainer into a pondI love an uma that is capable of police brutality
>>559663698>*leglocks*>I love youI am a simple vanilla enjoyer
>>559664152I'm still trying to make better aces
>>559664152I'm busy remaking my Digitan
>>559664152I don't even know what what sparks are good for MANT or if it's just more power/stam powerfarming.
>>559663974>>559663914
>>559664241>all that sharpenhotdamn
>>559664152I'm not doing a full career run until the next event points event
>>559664241haha dumbass
>>559664235You are one sick puppy
>>559664269Speed, wit, and power sparks are good.Stamina sparks if you don't have a creek of your own.
>>559664278top kek
>>5596642699 blue 9 URA/Unity however it feels like skills matter more because you will eventually phase shit out
>>559664381Did they win, though?
>>559664278Ok. I laughed
>>559664235>leg locks you>breaks bothSucks having Legs of Glass
>>559664461yes
>>559663698Suzuka LOVES the feeling of cum inside her. It drives her crazier than any other uma. When she feels the cock getting harder than it’s ever been and feels it start throbbing she bites her lip in excitement and once she feels the warmth of her trainers orgasm start filling her up her mind blanks out from love and excitement. It thrills her beyond words that she can make her trainer feel that way. Bonus points when he collapses and moans her name directly in her ears as he cums.
>>559662124It's mainly jarring because for a few weeks it will have been light or at least dawning if you wake between 6 and 7 then suddenly it's dark again for another month.
>>559664551>male moaningBoner killed.
umanko strength rips off the dick the umamusume keeps them as the anglerfish does
>>559664551That's fucking hot
Digitan...
>>559664241Love how dumb she is.
>>559664536That’s all that matters in the end
>>559664643>Tracen CastleSoul
>>559664643
>>559664619Get 4th next.
>>559664609Look at that cum hungry face
>>559664551Well great job asshole I'm hard now.
>>559664676>Random digimonThis image is something
>oguri raping me on CM>oguri raping me on careerFUCK OFF
>>559663698Nishino, Happy Meek, Sugar Lights, and Director Akikawa
>>559664769Rice will be raping you too soon
>>559664769Don't give up Bourbro, hope the sparks were good
>>559664349>>559664423I'm a pace/late fag so I should just spam Ryan and Maru parents until Flower right?
>>559664758For me it's the hamtarou pikachu
Suzuka’s lewd fucking noises when she’s tired drive me crazy
>>559664902Maybe Maru, I wouldn't wish Ryan parent farming to anyone.Look for your oshi on gametora, play whoever has the biggest affinity with her and play that.
>>559664797>Director climaxes>Feel the rush of wind as she opens her fan>CONGRATULATIONS>nearly pokes your eye out with it when she goes to close it
>>559663698kingu feels like she's very clingy and lovey dovey
>>559664769=IF(LOSING=TRUE, "WIN")
>>559664551P-Post more please, in detail. Can you describe other umas?
>>559664975Absolutely peak (as in cap)
>>559664902Get a line going where you grab OYL/NSM perhaps Furious Feat and get sparks for the whites, then another where you loop head-on onto everyone and proceed to fish for those on 2 blue grandparents (or ggp).
>>559664817I want to be raped by Rice...
>me omw to post about how my favorite uma is Bubblegum Pharaoh
>>559665084Get in line buddy
>>559663698Tamamo full on blushing hiding her face
I wish I could borrow a skillpoint from a future run or something.
>>559664975>she hops off you, cleans her dress as if it's full of dust and returns to her desk to continue working as if nothing happened>she asks you to leave after noticing you're still there dumbfounded with your cock still dripping residual cum>but she commends your good performance to not make you feel bad
>>559665108... you mean Bubblegum Fellow?
Suzusex
>>559664902>MaruYou need to remember her compatibility with other umas is abysmal. Better to borrow one with 3* Redshift as grandparent.
>>559665163>but she commends your good performance to not make you feel badIf you have all the trophies there WILL be pillow talk
>>559665195fuck tits, I need the FLAT
>>559665238Oh fine
>>559665172
>>559664972>>559665069>>559665234Guess I'll just farm Head-on on Teio for now with mile parents since mine are all shit.Thanks bros
>>559665296I've seen porn where the female rubs on her heel
Day 2 buhis are raping me
my non-taiki aces are trying to appeal hard
>>559664769REPEATED RAPE
>>559664769you can't say no to oguri
>>559665474The Ashen Beast always has room for seconds.
>>559665517fusu
>>559665446it was me, i raped you
>>559665195This guy gets it.>>559665238Retard.
>>559665453post prostitute build cards umanko
>>559660965WaitWhatThe reporter can cure conditions???
>>559665580Disgusting.
>>559665603Only for slacker
>>559665603Only slacker.You can also cure conditions if you do extra training.
sovl even if he insta loses... unless?
God that uma is so fucking sexy
Where is everyone?
>>559665821watching egirls on a stream that keeps going down
>>559665821Don't worry about it or scroll up
What is her FUCKING problem
>>559665821Enjoy these moments while they last, Bakushin O.
>>559665821Fighting to watch a vtuber pirate stream because they take them down every 10 minutes
>>559665821we're watching the vtuber concert
>Playing Hishiama's career for the first time>It makes her run the full Triple Tiara, the Osaka Hai, and the Yasuda Kinen>She didn't run any of these in real life. The Shuka Sho didn't even exist yet.>She ran the QEII Cup twice IRL but not once in her game careerMan, what were the writers doing with this career?
Saw a girl wearing an oguri cap cap today and she had a ridiculously attractive boyfriend
>>559665821Just enjoy the rare peaceful thread before they fuck up everything again.
>>559663698Ai Chan is very competitive but easy to manipulate with bullshit to make her do whatever he’s in the mood for. Her trainer tells her that he doesn’t believe she can make him cum while on top of him and she sees this as a challenge. She mounts him like a jockey about to run the Japan Cup and gives him the ride of his life. Not only does she want to make him cum, she doesn’t want to cum first so she does whatever she can to withhold her own orgasm. She does that thing where she sits flat with the cock deep inside her and grinds on it, leans over him so her big breasts squish on his chest and drag along his abs, she stares into his soul with her beautiful eyes and lets her sweat drip on him and lets her sweaty bangs tickle his face. “Cum for me trainer.” She asks, then begs, then pleads. Her body is getting so warm and she knows she can’t stop herself from cumming for much longer. Finally, she feels her trainer grip her hips and release inside her. Ai squeals in victory and collapses onto him as she finally has an orgasm that rocks her to the core. Despite her being exhausted she’s just staring at her trainer with the smuggest face an uma could possibly wear.
>>559665962That boyfriend? Not me, I'm not ridiculously attractive.
>>559665821Uma on the right, stream of my oshi riding some exercise bike and hitting 65km in 3 hours and 30 minutes in the middle, /uma/ on the left. 0% speed umas are cancer to train.
>>559665821Playing Uma. Unfortunately I cannot braindead click this like I usually do though.
>>559665962>ridiculously attractive boyfriendHe's taken bro. All the good men are always taken.
>>559666001I’m ridiculously attractive but single. No girl is worthy of me.
Daiwa sexo Scarlet
>>559665962Actually I hope MANT is terrible and the playerbase implodes
>>559657557My favorite IS Pearl you faggot.And she's beautiful.
>>559666145Fat ass
>>559665993Im gonna cum to this.
>>559666145That's not even her full size!?
>>559657557>Seeking The Pearlyou're homosexual and attracted to men
Shakur was not ugly, it's Doto's fault she became an emo cutter with all her bullying.
Would absolutely be sucking Almond Eye’s tits during sex. Those tits are to die for.
>>559662995
>>559666342Shakur is a dyke magnet Rika Pokemon but with a worse haircut but I can see why a guy might be interested in a boyuma like her
Ulala wins!
>>559666585w-where is her 3 stars uniform...?
>>559666456>dyke magnetfake newseveryone knows you cant keep magnets near computers
>>559665993This smug uma needs to be put in her place
>>559666643Got stained
Kind of crazy how a practically base kit Oguri can win pretty often
>>559665993nahtrainer would win
>>559663408is gentildonna naturally strong or is that the result of super intense training?
>>559666725TRIUMPHANT "IF LOSING, WIN" PULSE
>>559666770just like real life...
>>559666628I need this to be real one day
>>559665964Hey, be careful with that language. Be clear about the "they" you're talking about. You never know who's listening these days.
>>559666768If we're talking the actual horse then peds and stimulants.
>>559663457one uma pulling on each limb quartering you alive as you scream in unimaginable agony
>>559665821I used all my borrows already so I'm just playing sts2
>>559666725FUCK TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>559665821playin py
>>559666768 Her entire family is like her. It's training. Even the family dog.
Swept podium against these.I feel dirty.
>>559666953Tickezo?
>>559666759>implying you wouldn’t let the incredibly hot girl fucking you win
Do umas incorporate race skills into sex?
>>559667036Does Hishiama ever win?
>>559667036>suspicious debuffer natienah, fuck him
>>559663756if they updated it with a lot more mini games it might be worth. the sprites are cute. wasted potential.
>>559667046As almonds trainer you should never willingly lose.
>>559666953Someone post the sperm one
>>559665878bitchy/possessive mcqueen is kinda hot
>>559667136Does Ai have contests on who cums first during sex?
>>559666643>3-stars uniform haha... the what now?
>>559664643for me it's the lonely Tachyon and surprised Orfevre
>>559667093she was ran in rooms
Why is Tickezo such a crybaby anyway
Please be ready to welcome back our regular posters.
>>559667305Why are you such a crybaby.
>Wedding alt Super Creek never everIt hurts...
>>559667238Its all a contest to her.You know she lost when she demands a round 2, then a round 3, then a round 4
is 6pwr/5mile(GP) + 3spd/3turf good sparks for MANT or is the turf kinda useless?
What the fuck, I swear I just saw someone from my old club that's now in my new club.
>>559667305more like why is Taishin small and angry all the time
>Stay Gold and Transcend niggers will come back soon
>>559667393Turf is never uselessUnless you're making a dirt uma
>>559667424Just so you know, I've been here the entire time. I'm just really bad at Twinkle Legends so it's taking up all my focus.
>>559667393Some Surface sparks are always good. This can be used to go up 2 Mile letter grades on its own.
How do I get S rank...
>>559667412I keep putting things just slightly out of reach for her on the shelves.
>>559667093I always assume if I win a match its because the trainers I was up against were somehow worse than a third-rate trainer like me
>>559667368This guy gets it
>>559666725pulse is ridiculously disgusting, unironically
>>559667412All womanlets are angry
>>559667305The real horse was a crybaby
And they are back. Thread will be shit again
>>559667408Not your danchode but when getting a new application I would reverse search the guy's previous club as to check his performance, and if I noticed too many leavers I also would download the club's spreadsheet as to fetch the other guy's IDs as to invite them.
>>559667493isn't that a really old scenario? is there any point to playing old scenarios? or are you just having good old fun?
>>559667495Post deck and cards
>>559667495Wait like 4 days lmao
Guess I’m cumming to Almond Eye tonight
>>559658329It's overComfyhours is over I'm going to sleep enjoy the threads
>>559667574I played the game on launch, dumped a lot of money, realized I was obsessed and stopped playing to stop spending money, then came back to DIY. I have better self control now (except with Gentildonna's rerun...) I skipped a bunch of scenarios and with them a bunch of rewards. I had gone through a lot of them already but Twinkle Legends and MANT are the only ones I haven't gotten all the rewards for, but MANT is only a title so it's far less important.
>>559667572oh you're the one who scans follow list for unaffiliated at month startB+ is nice i just do nothing
>>559667706
>>559667478>>559667494I see, thanksgonna switch the parent and see if I get lucky with an 8 mile uma
>thread starts to go fast right away
>>559665821I slept for 11 hours
>>559665517Why is her face red?Does she have a rash?
Hello hollowlife fans, which in-game racist is your favorite and which egirl from... holocaust do you like the most?
Can’t name one Holotuber
>>559667804Just a coincidence
>>559667902eczema
>>559664676DOUBLE DAHBY
Umas for this feel?
>>559667942We already answered this
>>559668000While 90% of the thread was gone.
I love Polka
>>559667951I don't know any holographic potatoes. Get it? Because potatoes are classified as tubers.
>>559667984Winning Ticket with a ball gag would be pretty nice. She’s cute with a great body
>>559665034
>>559668065>the annoying orange could've been a potato for the ultimate joke
>>559668065
>>559668110You asked for this, Torena
Now that I'm thinking about it, we didn't see a single rebricked recruitment post
>>559668121Nice nature
>>559667424
>no /v/ so no yayoi sho watch along>maybe /uma/ is talking about it?>nope>/umajp/?>double nopeits going to be sad for me when these things die for good, they're really funthanks for listening to my vent post, you can carry on with uhhh, whatever is happening in this thread
>>559668121nature in nature
>>559667495Oh my fucking god the seatards are here now.
>>559668165Anus
>>559668165People watch G2's?
>>559668184Don't insult me like that.
>>559668165>keibaposter was too busy watching egirls to post the horseracing streamNYOOO
IS THAT-
>>559668212
>>559668165There's usually a guy who posts about it, but I guess he's not here today. Who won by the way? Did Lovcen job again?
>>559668165Okay https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>559668164Need a cute big titty bro to have fun casual sex with and cuddle afterwards
>>559668212I love NTR now
>>559668212toproading top road's top roads
>>559668165Yayoi Sho somehow sticks out to me as the most memorable G2 in the game...
>>559668331Tachyon runs it
>>559665238
>>559668331I like the All Cummers
>>559668165Sorry everyone was away watching some paid MMD concert and no one linked keiba here
day 2
>porn posting>club drama posting>image spamThis was the last day of these concerts btw, I hope you enjoyed these 4 days of nice threads for an hour or two.
>>559668302wait I'm a retard and was looking at the wrong thing
>>559668212>NTR posts get insta nuked nowI'm noticing>>559668331>Movie only tourist
>>559668165/v/ getting jannied? Thought they said they'd host a watchalong.
>>559668246it's the preliminaries for the Satsuki sho so it's kind of important>>559668302starts in like 3 minutes
>>559668331>Yayoi>All Comers>Mainichi OkanI never miss them on parent runs
3 mins, unless i'm reading this wrong link >>559668305
>>559665897She was banned from the classics due to being foreign-born horse. Japan was still in it's retard phase at the time.
>>559665559
> Be grinding parents> Hitting the right pink + uma stan> speed 1We take those. I'll get back to improving that one, once I've got my taishin parents fixed.
>yayoi and not tulip shoYou guys are not sufficiently Mare-pilled
Concert is over. I'm back. /uma/ global is still gay I see
Huh, Pokke is missing a bit of her ear (much more pronounced in the movie)
>>559668421thread just finished a bit late and a new one hasn't popped up, i think the anon who usually hosts the reenactments went to sleep
>>559668421Because they kept creating easily identifiable threads that doesn't need any witcheck
>>559668430>Reichsadler
>>559668354sasuga mai waifu>>559668417fuck off nigger I have never touched the movie, never finished one season of the anime actuallyexcept Umayuru
>>559668212Now post the next page
>>559668508I wanted to host an ohimba stakes yesterday while we watched the himba stakes but I fell asleep.
>>559665897furiously masturbating to amazonian chocolate
>>559668570>I never consumed any of the mediaWhy are you here?
>>559668535Meanwhile her model barely shows it. Makes me wonder if there's some lore to this or something
>>559668608
>>559668570holy secondary
>>559668442GO MEISHO SOLARIS
>>559668608brownclown OUT
Well that was a fun 2 hours of funposting
>>559668508I do not watch weeb races.
>>559668212You had a solid 3 hours to post that while the jannies were busy watching a puppet show
>>559668632because I play the game, are you being purposely retarded or are you not able to fathom the existence of Tachyonfags who didn't watch the movie?
>>559668753He was there too
>>559668608Mmm chocolate milk
Let's go Kitasan baby Basse Terre
>>559667093sometimes
>Kitasan Black offspring What a coincidence
Kitasan son won!
ohayou
kitacum wins again...
>>559668789I've got nothing, you win
>>559668838I WANT THIS
>>559668838
>ohayousYou guys said it was SEAThese are clearly Finns
>>559668828>>559668820kitason
>>559667093Mine has 25% win rate so far.
based, Kitasan wins again, baby
>>559668895They aren't speaking Mongolian nor are they throat singing?
>>559668926that carnival skill carrying hard
>>559668981SEX
>>559668925
>>559668929Duramente
Which umas would give birth to a beautiful black child?
>>559668895They're just coincidentally waking up after the puppet show
>>559669063Hishi AmazonKris SMichelle my Baby
>>559669043He hit that pump some iron and nsm
>>559668145
>>559669063spe
>>559669053is dead so do not ever talk about Duramente again
>>559669167That was clearly an inherited triumphant pulse after the NSM proc
Hope Les Yeux Noire can live up to her lofty expectations
>>559668764Pretentious tard
>>559669063Larcenia (real name btw) Floyd, George's mother.Hopefully he became a trainer in that world and found a cute nigma to live his life with.
>>559667723>>559667574Also just to be clear. L'arc and onwards pretty much had these.
DANCHOU KICK EVERYONE WITHOUT MLB FINE MOTION NOW, NO BRICKED FAGGOTS ALLOWED.
>>559669254okay, it makes sense now
>>559669232we don't identify ourselves here
>>559669043Forced himself in between two other horses mid corner. That's some real life NSM
>>559669302FineMo has me all bricked up for sure.
>>559668640back alley knife fight with other delinquent umas
>>559669302Okay. Put up your MLB Nice Nature for borrow.
pixeldrain 0 com/u/9pUK3nJG
How does it feel KNOWING MANT is gonna kill the playerbase?
>>559669382Maybe the threads will be comfy again
Uma rape
>>559669379Dolphin porn do not download
Comfy is redditcoded
>>559669440they wouldnt
The insane drop on quality is almost making me tear up.I haven't wished for a stray nuke so bad until today.
>>559669249blacks don't have souls to go to other worlds with. they are far below horses.
>>559669382>vtrannies will leavewe celebrate
Rebricked is fucking botting
parent runs with cleric grass is suffering
I have an Almond Eye plush signed by Lemaire
>>559669382global already started dying before MANT albeitjust look at the TT cutoffs
>>559669539If only Japan had access to HD 720p cameras...
>>559669379
>he doesn't have at least 3 MLB SSRsEnjoy B finals for MANT.
>>559669506Be careful because the chiyofag will report your postalso patriot
>>559669494Meds
>>559669043Was that swerve legal it look like he almost pushed the other horse
>>559669585I have a ton of them because of events
Do umas get arranged marriages?
>>559669539He looks sad. Someone give that horse a dount as a reward.
>>559669063Vivlos
>>559669673satono career
>>559669673What do you think a trainer contract is?
>>559669673Arabian umas do
>Suddenly, Dotonigger and NTRnigger postsNoticing.................
>>559669601>chiyofags are n*ggersgrim
>>559667030I had figured she was like the opposite of kawakami princess. a way more refined and purposeful strength compared to raw, unfiltered power.
Whats the best uma chatbot
Grim is SEAcoded
>>559669506Brown post.
>>559669707>Umas in dubai have trainers arranged to them at birthwow
>>559669750meek poster
>>559669793>>559669793>>559669793
>codedgrim
>>559669740Licking all the watermelon off of Kawakami’s amazing body
>>559669659gentildonna did the same plenty of times, as long as you don't actively fuck other jockeys bumps like those are "safe" but they're still scary as fuck because the horse and jockey can still trip
>>559669728Nooticing what your lack of intelligence and intellectual slave to conspiracy? Are people not allowed to post an uma now.
>>559669585i will mlb creek with selectors and be comfy until grand live
Feels like its been a while since I saw C's across the board by early senior year for one of my runs
>>559669601La Li Lu Le Lo, brotherI'll use this image of a strong, independent black uma who don't need no trainer as a smokescreen.
>>559669924OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK BUHI BUHI BUHI BUHI
>>559668430>admire quadscheck em!
>>559669924If you ever started, did you reach the point where you stop daily pulling for cards or are you still going?
>>559669585I have 14 MLB SSRs, I'm the richest whale in /uma/
>>559668430>introduces 1st, 2nd, and 4th favorite>3rd favorite winskek
>>559669769
>>559670019i only buy the daily packs>>559670186i never daily pulled on cards. i started with a 0lb creek/fm account on release, got shafted rolling for kitasan/fuku having to throw about 2 sparks for each banner, but got my account unbricked by rolling 3 fms in 1 spark
>>559670465impressive but also EXPLODE
>>559669924You're already full who are you planning to borrow?
