>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>559667518
>trish host>first enemy they meet already spazzing outif you laugh...
thank you for the starlight shards akomi
>>559762812me on the right I actually look like this
>vandalized OP
>>559763172It's not vandalized, that is from the demo games for Elden Ring
>>559763172Dark Souls is erg culture
>>559763172immediately triggered the dsjeets with this one well done
this made boomers shit and cum in their pants
>>559763146bend over and bite the pillow
>>559763146so you'll kill yourself if I give you a dark tome or whatever?
>>559763775Zoomers too. Pure unadulterated kino that yet to be matched since.
>>559763775>this made boomers shit and cum in their pantsNo that would be undead burg elevator
>>559763924no I think it would be cool and I'd thank and hug you instead of killing myself because I'm not her, I just look like that
>>559763567>>559763172>MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTU- ACK
>>559764026You had to be there it's impossible to actually play Dark Souls completely blind like back then in this day and age
>>559764271I got in right before video essays told zoomers about the burg elevator
>passing up a red burn o' flame against calicotrish just uninstall
@deviljeetwhere is terrjeet?
>>559763775>>559763960OH my fauci! That is so heckin valid and empowering, my fellow xister!
>>559764547but im dragon cummunion not giantsflame
>>559764614watching
>>559764614why are souls video essayist like this
gg calico, just realized theodorix's magma is dragon cum incant too, pretty nice, just one tick of the floor lava would do like 800
unshaved vagina is so hot
>>559765039Get a better fetish faggot
>>559764614>game about rape is “viscerally feminine” Makes sense to me
>>559765185like what
How important is armor for pve? I'm trying to do a light roll only run and I'm curious about how much extra damage I'm taking. I know that poise is decently useful but I'm more wondering about the damage reduction.
>>559766139Light roll is bhs-tier of good, just use a fast weapon or spells to complement it, that way you don't need armor.
>>559766219Is a katana fast enough? When I first played the game I saw that mid roll had the same I frames as light rolls so I assumed it was useless, but it's been really helpful so far. It still doesn't make up for my lack of skill.
>>559766336>is katana fast enoughYeah.>I saw that mid roll had the same I frames as light rolls so I assumed it was useless,It has more distance, so it's still better than mid roll.
Of course I throw 1 little lightning spear at the gargoyle and he comes straight for me
>>559766336>>559766139Can always live a free hit with bubble shield and/or ritual shield talisman. Especially if you level endurance a bit or have something to give more equip load. Katana is very good and versatile, plenty of lategame bosses weak to slash damage too like Hoarah Loux and Fire Giant. Pick up the elemental scorpion talismans, elemental physik tears, and chilling mist/poison mist/flaming strike/lightning slash/sacred blade and you have a very strong very versatile weapon.
also don't think it will matter for your playthrough but on certain bosses like malenia instead of having to react to the triple flurry you can always just panic roll it if you're light rolling
Every video of the balancers that I've seen is someone either parrying or mashing against them.
>>559768558I only go for the free parries which are the first hit of their basic combo when they're in normal mode, or the running attack when they're in ED mode. You don't have to have any skill or timing finesse for those 2.
So it anyone queued?
>>559768694I am
i only used sloppa because it's the only thing available
I forgot the poison Adel spews was damaging. oops, lol.>>559768760Why did you jump off the cliff?
>>559768672The more I play these games the less I care about parrying. It's like rolling except less "active".
>>559768832i needed runes for township
>>559768882Parrying isn't like rolling at all
>>559768886hmm, I see. Interesting strategy. I might use is sometime.
>>559768950yeah it's nice, sometimes you just forgot and lv up before township
>look up Balancers no parry>still get parry videos>put in Balancers "no parry" >get Malenia video insteadI give up.>>559768936I think they're similar because in both cases you time a button to avoid an attack except that one can help you get in a better position while the other gets you a riposte if you do it enough times.
>>559769241not every boss is multi parry though. some are even just 2. and some melt to ripostes like lightning mieseri on rennala. and then you have stuff like PCR where parrying stopping the rest of the attack chain from happening is fucking huge. and then you have midra where parrying let's you stay directly in front of him the entire fight. you just don't know ball. you sound like creasy
Looks like the queue is... em... how you say.. em... dead...
>>559769431We're still busy playing resident kino
I never realized how slow the normal Grease animation is in ER. I didn't even conciously realize that NR uses the drawstring Grease animation instead of the slow ass normal one.
>>559769348>not every boss is multi parry though. some are even just 2That's what I mean by enough times. It can be 1-3 parries. A lot of things are not parryable for good reason.>and some melt to ripostes like lightning mieseri on rennala. and then you have stuff like PCR where parrying stopping the rest of the attack chain from happening is fucking huge. and then you have midra where parrying let's you stay directly in front of him the entire fight.Which is why I don't like resorting to it. It's stupid strong and it's even more boring than sitting in the boss's face and rolling every move
I don't even think ER randomizers are that cool. There are so many drops eventually you find a weapon within the first region or 2 you can comfortably beat the whole game with. and then what ohhh woowwww I get to fight scaled down messmer in an arena he wasn't even designed for wowww so epic... who cares?
>>559769736i care
>>559769697It's not that strong. And it requires timing and skill. Such a weird thing to pearl clutch over but I know pearl clutching over intended game mechanics is already a thing souls players love to do so whatever play however you want
You guys know about this weird dude standing off in the distance in Siofra? Is there any way to get to him?
>>559770017hes at one of the four belfries
>>559770017That's Grimble
>>559770074Ahh, thank you.
>>559770017Story related npc, you'll get there if you keep following the guidance of grace.
>>559770017I hope you aren't expecting anything unique or interesting cuz it's just another copypasted crucible knight
>>559770129if this is your first playthrough just explore and enjoy the game first lol
Is it just me or is the queue dead?
>>559770325I thought I was in queue, but I just checked and it showed a "matchmaking failed" message. Who knows how long it's been like that. I'm back in queue now though.
>>559770439I already waited 30ish minutes. I closed the game, I don't even feel like playing any more
goodnight erg and wash ur teef
Gg mystery goatman
gg mystery gote
>>559770325>>559770498>>559770636sex with animeposters
>>559771059I don't think that's a normal thing to say
>>559771220About as normal as avatarfagging I'd say
>>559771059Based coomer making avatartroons uncomfortable
>>559771418>avatartroons uncomfortablethats what they want though
>>559770221No it's my third run (technically 4th but I didn't finish my first run). I never bothered to activate all the belfries.
gg castle dc
>>559772968The disconnect was really weird.Sorry I was slower than even my normal slow pace. I was thinking reeeeal hard about my weapons.
>>559769241why do you want a video of balancers? i have a simple clear video but it's nothing fancy
I have no doubt you will be Elden Lord
>>559768608oh no no no creasyjeets...
>>559773551I saw the webm earlier. It looks like you worked hard on it. Good job, junior editor.
>>559773790Quitting on your teammates like that shows weak character. Not surprising based on what I've seen of you.
>>559773884Trish and Tinpo still play with me. So I'm going to assume that they're willing to put that incident behind them. As am I. There's no need to harp on about it.
>>559774106trish can't afford to block anyone and tinpo's a groomer
>>559774106>Trish and Tinpo still play with me
>can't burst down the boss>3barsAll too often...
>>559774272NTA but they were the ones in the run, who cares what other people not involved think
>>559774191So you're saying they secretly resent me, or...?>>559774272What? They do. I played with Trish on the 7th. And I played with Tinpo just an hour ago.
>>559774427don't listen to them creasy i think you're funny and cool
>>559774485Funny and cool people don't ragequit games. He's block material.
>>559774519i dont think cool people spend their time being offended over shit that happens in a video game either
he's so cool...
>>559774191i'm not
>>559774485>funnyAs in to laugh and milk for lols? Yes>coolSad no one unironically.
I'm coming to the haunting realization that my skills at this game are probably Jerma tier. I can't count the number of times I rolled right into an enemy's attack.
who's jerma?
another sneedger alt
isn't that t*rr?
>1 hour in queueguess ill try again tomorrow
This is why I love V-World 019. They're always trying new and different concepts. It keeps the show fresh and interesting. They switched to this school girl concept yesterday. Everyone looks so cute.
>>559776024Stop.
You need to go INTO the lion headslam; you can literally walk into it.
>>559776473O-okay. I usually just reaction roll everything it does. Pretty stupid enemy
q dead?
out of the loopthere still isn't any concrete proof whether tarnished edition's stuff will be a free update or a DLC for other platforms right?
>>559776570he's truly a hero
>3 dreggies in a rowcan't complain. He's such a good boss
for absolutely nobody in particular (totally)
>>559778301I still hate this boss, he has so few openings
>>559778301another kbm god
>>559778420That's because you don't think big.
>>559778301>Jump the ice attackhuh. That's stupid, but alright.
>>559778509>that double glide into head slam into head lift into double breath spinyou watch the boss play the game while you wait for your turn to get 1 hit in like a good little cuck
>>559778301You can also jump the basic all around breath. On the slam followed by a short all around breath you can even get away with a dragon communion incatation if kt has elevation
>>559769563>we>5 hour resident slop gamekek
>>559780560I'm so glad I quit the DLC. That's Kaizo tier nonsense.
>>559774191Im only blocked by cc and marz and at this point I gave up begging cc, also good mornyan
shut up for christ's sake
>>559776024Humiliation rituals are so weird. No one is forcing this guy to do this he's just doing it.Never sign up for discord kids.
>>559781191who r u quoting
>>559778691that's it's biggest opening, Anon.
>>559778301Thanks Ill consider that! I had a good fight with lion yesterday he's just rly agressive...
>>559770636>>559770498>>559770325I love these cuties >>559771059I say this
>>559781396I want to grope those boobs
>>559781237I'm not part of the /erg/ discord. And I don't feel humiliation for posting about my favorite dance show.
tfw you forgot which locker is yours then realize it's bc you havent had one in 16 years
>I had a good fight with lion yesterday oh no trishsisters...
>>559781574okay unc
>>559781509No one mentioned the /erg/ discord, just discord in general.
>>559781249I want you to take a moment to think what quoting means
>>559781752he wanted to quote someone but he forgor?? surely no one would vaguepost like a schizo
keep me updated with your idols creasy i like reading them
>>559781795Think just a little bit harder and you'll get it
>>559781949You lost me i dun get it..Does anyone have the harmonia pic where she's holding a chibi red worm? it's really cute..
>>559769563truth nuke>>559779871ydptg
>>559782265Found a cute straghess, *angry straghess noises*
queue d5
queue d1
hop on pontiff
the queue is actually dead wow
tiff 2nite?
>>559782265>>559782449never really thought about it before but I kinda look like this
qing
Nah guys defeating enemies while art is active ups attack power is SO mid don't use it
>>559776570Terrtroon wishes xhe looked like this btw
>>559783630>premade trio
>>559783630was doing like 8k per moonveil L2
>>559782662this boss really punishes rolling backwards. most bosses do, but this one especially
wow look at what damage I can do with cheated relics, double balancer duchess in a perfect scenario!
>>559783630sister lobbies are like training wheel games.
741doebeit*
>>559783630why do you sound like you're begging for validation? who cares what you run as long as it gets the job done.
>>559783981It's really not a perfect scenario... literally all the DLC bosses pre-boss is a bunch of adds that let's you get stacks>>559784015True my sisters take such good care of me!
>>559784171You could choose not to use anything for any reason and someone will make a webm of themselves with cheate relics using it telling you its good.Most of the time its just a matter of relic space making you not use something. The fags here are too autistic to understand how people actually play the game.
>>559784171It's just a gameplay clip showcasing how much damage you can get
>Nah guys defeating enemies while art is active ups attack power is SO mid don't use it
>>559784393Be nice on 4chan
>>559784279My relics aren't even good, I have a bunch of empty/useless slots, this is what a real cheater build looks like. I have like 1000 hours ofc I'll have some good rolls
>>559783741She does look like that
>>559784523No one asked sister.
>>559778301Already beat him rl1. I'm a pro cute girlgamer
Why do duchys get so triggered when trish mentions that relic effect LMAO
>>559784782omg is she crying again?
erg ducheets panic roll doebeit
guys you don't understand I NEED 1600% damage on top of my balancerslop troonveil to kill the boss before I 3bar (I still will)
>>559784782Because to make good use of it you need it on a ninvader relic, with defeating enemies on your deep relics, while having a scenario where an enemy is near a bunch of trash mobs, while also being completely useless against the nightlord.If you struggle with night1/2 bosses while playing double balancer duchess and the only way you can avoid jobbing is by bursting it down with massive damage then you're no different than the cheating chinks in randoms games.
>>559785524Exactly! If I kill the boss fast enough there's less chance I will 3 bar, aren't I a gaming genius>>559785642Anyone can play the game how they like, also not every relic needs to be useful for the NL
>>559784061*queer>>559783595that seems unlikely
>>559783630Did Tr*sh do spin for Mush?
>>559785642>while also being completely useless against the nightlord.Even then it's useful for greg because he kills his own zombies/you can kill them a bunch for stacks
>>559785828uhmm sometimes?
>>559785828He is liberal man. What do you think?
>>559785853When greg sucks up the zombies for his meat ball does that count as a kill?
>>559785642>while having a scenario where an enemy is near a bunch of trash mobsSO basically every single boss in the game except for the actual nightlord, how reasoneable>>559786176It does!
>>559785671>>559785853>>559785986>>559786240
>>559786370poor guy can't respond more than 3 posts before going full schizo antisemitism
phul sapport saar!
>>559786370bodied that freak well done
no such thing as schizo antisemitism doebeiteven the guy who literally thought he was hearing yiddish come from his walls was proven right
just get a trip already trish
>>559786702leave them alone they're just an innocent merchant clan..
>>559786807They eat kids, trish.
>>559783630why moon runes?
Someone please just beat this faggot to death with a hammer
>>559786981I could swear mel gibson was already calling out b*by eaters back in the 90s and everyone called him insane, crazy
>>559787041i wanted some change, i can read a little bit so i thought why not
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421sister lobbies editionalso trying out 720p to see if my game chugs less, might look rly sh*t
the queue has been reduced to the same 5 players at this point
>>559787857need more content
>>559787857Been that way for like 5 years
>>559787857And whose fault is it?
>>559787927Schizos and perverts
>>559787927No one really there was never a reason to use the pw if you had friends so it never took off.
>>559787927trash and deviljeeta, respectively
>>559788049shut up dragonirian retard u dont even play this game
fromshart killed the game
>>559788108objectively correct
Replayed dark souls 2, and it was kinda neat how fast you can go for hex build(literally need to kill only one boss)Haven't played Elden Ring since release year but plan to go at it again soon, are there a fast ways to go for fun and different builds, or you need to clear 90% of main bosses like in das3 and bloodborne before being able to do anything?
>>559786370>>559787097>>559786981Rare and true and funny terrtroon and Trish posts.
>>559788049also randoms can be just as good
>>559789274weirdo
>>559788828This this this
everdarks needed to be something you should expect to lose to, the game would need to go REALLY well and nearing a god-run to win it but alas its just the same nightlord with like 1 new attack
>>559789564I lose to ed dogs and goat all the time
>>559788394Shut up schizo
So what was Marika pulling the golden threads from?
>>559789631I like big women...
>>559789727Jars
>Further updates will be distributed in the future for you to continue to enjoy ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN more comfortably.They wouldn't lie to us, right?
>>559789631Me and my 5’4” husband to be
>>559789802They updated the game internally 8 days ago as per Steamdb.
>>559789802fell for it again award
>>559789564they need to add more enhanced boss variants like color-swapped versions. for example frost gladius or fire caligo. make them deep of night exclusive, not in the normal everdark rotation
>>559787310someone gift trish their old 2080
>>559790087They should 'tier' them up. Lightning is now ancient lightning, fire is blackflame or ghostflame or messmer flame, poison is rot, frost is ghostflame or sleep and frost together, holy is now holy and magic together.
>>559787927Ishizaki
>>559789274Why do you think everyone is terr
>>5597895641% of the playerbase went and learned every ED, grinded good relics and cultivated a sense of what really makes meta the meta got to reddit or any platform and it's full of creasies wondering how to cancel caligo's ult or how to dodge ED dog sword swipe, ditzy idiots who pick recluse even when duchess exists etc.what i'm saying is that for most people they do think the ED versions are difficult, hence all the cheating and cheesing at D5 rando que
>>559790682ujustkno
>>559790278Ive had the same computer for like 10 years lmao, it's a 2060 with i5 10600
Millicent Blade of Tarnished(wife)
>>559765652Of course I see there is a lot to do with femininity in Bloodborne.Blood, menstrual blood, the moon, pregnancy, rape. All things that have a historical, biological and cultural association with the feminine. The final mandatory boss I believe is even a Wet Nurse I dont know, ive ohly finished the game without fighting Gerhman or the Moon Presence once. However I find the idea of birth to be not gender specific as everyone is born, male or female, and given the story it seems Bloodborne is more concerned thematically with what is born rather than who is birthing it.Video essayists like this are great at giving you opening ideas to draw further conclusions from.What I find helpful in critiquing a person's analysis is "If I were telling this story and trying to match the themes the analyst is describing, what would I change?" And if the changes are dramatic, I'd say the analysis is Malformed. If I were to rewrite Bloodborne to be about visceral femininity, you'd never fight the Oprhan of Kos. You'd fight Kos as it dies in childbirth. You'd never meet Gherman, he'd be replaced with Ghertrude. I would rewrite the Blood Vials to be water with the homeopathic essence of the menstrual blood of the Old Ones. Lots and lots of little changes, some major ones, all geared towards associating more and more parts of the game with the feminine.Because I would have to rewrite so much to make it feminine, I am not comfortabl3 saying Bloodborne is viscerally feminine. I'm not saying Bloodborne has nothing to do with femininity, I am saying it has more to do with birth, more specifically being birthed.
>>559791059>>559787310>>559786807>>559785853>>559785671say what you want about tr*shtrinxtroon xer art has sovl
dancing lion vs trish who wins?
https://x.com/Inferbro/status/2030905137338679449
>>559792281what is navmesh
>>559792106How many hours in the practice mod was trishtina given?
inq
>>559789274made it so mad xhi had to reply twice and play dumb nice work
>>559792106lion no diffs easily
>>559792337none because that's cheating and xe doesnt cheat
>>559791970He didn't make it though
>>559789727Her anus>>559789631I don’t get it
>>559792281oh? they only just made one? i'd figured with how complex some of the mods are they'd have already done it
>>559792402Trish dies then. He'll be doing fine then get dead angled to an attack he knows can dead angle him and blame it on bad design.
>>559789027Bump
>>559789802When the hell did they say that
>>559792694
to the guy who does those no-roll webms, is this recreatable?
>>559793019If you're up close you're better off sprinting around it and at a distance it's easier to jump it. It still has a maximum distance, but you might've gotten lucky. Either way it's probably batter to roll it for the ult charge.
>>559793437oh you can jump it? cool
it's over for ergolems
>>559793813Which enemy is he about to miss?
>>559793813wyldsaar on his way to cancel a freshly applied frostbite
>>559791874>I am not comfortabl3 saying Bloodborne is viscerally feminine. Exactly. Because it’s not. It has feminine themes but those aren’t the same.
>>559793894And the impact of his body before the actual hit is going to undo the stagger that just happened.
>>559793019Typical marztroon kissing the floor
>>559793894>>559794036I hope one of us gets called terr this time
shut it terrjeeta
>>559793894Sorry execucks, no easy mode on my watch. Only honest damage allowed.
f>>559792106It depends how many stacks of DEFEATING ENEMIES WHILE ART IS UP GRANTS ATTACK POWER I have to cheese the fight, I'm like batman and prep time
>>559794515Batman is still Batman without prep time.
>>559794515This is how TheBlocked looks at Wyldergoyim.
>>559795245Wylders are so fucking cool..
>>559795245wyldjew
>>559795245>>559785986
>>559795514Us looking at the WYLDGAWD carrying
said no one ever
>>559795962Shush exejeet u can't even parry consistently
What if scholar had a cat
>>559795962>>559795484>>559794173>>559794036>>559793880>>559793894Can you stop thread shitting for 5 seconds? What is wrong with you?
>>559795514TheBlocked™ does not look like that
>>559796108And how would you know candyman
erg be like "we are the world, we are the sissies"
>>559796242>>559795962
>>559796197I look like this desu
>>559796197He's Latinx.
gg serious dogs
>>559796295I just said it
>>559796074He would take good care of it even if he is not one of God's creations.
>>559796475God is not real
gg serious dog i forgot the sentry's torch does holy damage, was more effective than i'd have thought
>>559794595your point? no one here is masculine and cool like that
Queue up or else Im gonna start posting feet
>>559796596Kill yourself.
>>559796596can't playing Slay the Spire 2
>>559796651oh.. looks kinda kino... I used to play 1 a lot>>559796629Rude...
>>559796596>>559796763wow
>>559796596i'm queuing but you don't want me queuing
>>559796402>>559796562lol at the moment we knew it's just normal dog
>>559796341silence terrjeeta you will never look like that
>>559796763>makes a dogshit insufferable post in poor taste>can't understand why people don't like him
>>559796857wdym, can't be worse than me>>559796836wew
>>559796972you don't want me queuing because i have you blocked
he do doe
>terr obsessed schizo and trish ITTNightmare hours.
>>559797056RIP... in my opinion he was one of the most mechanically gifted S tiers on the thread..
stop seething *****
>>559797039>you don't want me queuing because i have you blockedDo you need to bring it up every single day? blockbrats baka
>>559797278*beats you up irl*
>>559797330hero
>>559797278you asked
>>559797330ahnnnn>>559797380it was a trick question I thought you meant u were a bad player or something, also f u for shit stirring about me in manta's chat, that's low... you've never played with me and give false claims
>>559797487i wasn't though
>>559797127It's official, terr is S tier
>>559797602well calcys was and they're the only person who has me blocked other than marz so you tell me
shut the fuck up already
well (literal who) was and they're the only person who has me blocked other than (random fag) just because of (discord dweller) so you tell me
>>559797891>>559797832nyot talking to u please mind ur own mf business..
Trish is awesome trish is coolWe all love trish
>>559797768can you post what was said
I have ppl blocked but it's a secret so it's not me posting these things btw
>nyot talking to u please mind ur own mf business..
>>559798065>it's trish's awful internet>hasn't played a single game with me ever>I stream for hours and nothing laggy happensLeast bad faith trish hater
>>559798045said no one ever + you're raped goycattle
>>559798174Based. More reason to love cc.
>>559798289Shut up viteazu you're another weirdo
this is why ur blocked retard
I always found it strange how a Carian prince would be so devout of the Golden Order, basiaclly sabotaging the fate of his own family to be in service of Marika even if, well, he's also her son since R=Mdo you think Ranni felt some kind of relief when the Tarnished defeated her brother Radahn?do you think she felt anything knowing her brother was finally put to rest?
>>559798317>talks shit unprompted in other's peoples chat just to fuck me over>weeh this is why ur le blockedn*gga
I like trish
I love trish
why didn't raider get a dex respec?
must not... mention... rape...
>>559798525>>559798587Having fun adventures with these anons!
>>559798590because the game is set in literally 1984 and we can't have arc wylder either
>>559798590I wish Rev got an arcane respec I'd like to play revxecutor
>>559798174i mean the dreglord was teleporting around the arena and you were flying so i think it's fair to say your net was awful
>>559798174It's YOUR packets that are dropping, retard.
>>559799238it's okay if you don't know how p2p works just google it
>>559799309your dropping spaghetti, retard
>>559799238>Isn't even sure if it was trish's net>Sure let me just double down
trish's net is fine, its certainly not practice or remance tier
all latinx doebeit
>>559799691Don't kid yourself, carnal.
>>559799726>get instantly told by people who actually play w/ meOh nono sisters the narrative..
>>559799312>>559799576if the host is flying and the enemies are teleporting while the other two players are moving normally then it's the host's faultdon't reply to me twice please>>559799691i wouldn't know how it normally is but this time it was
>>559799817>host = whole state of the sessionThat's not even true you're just making shit up sis, stop embarassing yourself. Sometimes someone who's not host is laggy and it affects the sesh
>>559799921yes that can happen sometimes, but in this case that's not true
>>559800007EVEN if that was the case, it was a couple of seconds of desync, warranted you meltying in her chat just to make me look worse? pure autism
no one really believes you
>>559799921Manta isn't laggy. Shifty isn't laggy.
>>559800060that doesn't look like a couple seconds desync to me and i hardly had a melty
stop fighting
I rest my case, calcys has never played with me theyre just talking shit
>>559799726wtf is a carnal>>559800112brave move claiming im not laggy
>>559800176Me on the right. Trish on the left.>>559800196You're latent, but not really shitnet tier, Shifty.
>>559800196i've never had problems with your net and we're from opposite ends of the globe lol
>>559799817just say you don't know how p2p works
>why doesn't my shitty fromsoftware netcode work like we're in a LAN even though we're all from diff continents wtf???
>>559800395I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra.
fc?
>>559800454Latency is one thing. Dropping packets is another thing.
>>559800582Even if it that was the case (it's not, it's prolly manta streaming in 2k), it was only a couple seconds dont try to justify that you're a bad faith shitter...
Nezuk it to the roof allrightTerr it down the trench indeed
>>559800564i wish
erg fucking sucks these days, wtf happened to this place?
>>559801045The schizo and pervert to sane person ratio.
>>559801045it's almost like a roguelike with no balance updates eventually runs its course?
>>559801045daily creasy blog posts and trish melties, welcome and enjoy
>>559801045leftposter won as everyone left
>>559801045you didn't attack when I said you should've attacked now we are trapped in this void you should've listened to me but you just made fun of me
>>559801162After everything is finished it all starts getting worse and the only people left are the mad hollows and the occassional sane man and it all turns into an incomprehensible mess. Miyazaki is truly a genius.
id even take back n*x if it meant permabanning this latinx troon and his orbiters
>>559800454>>559800582Who cares? Don't you guys have actual problems and not fake problems?
>>559801402HunGAYrians >>>> Latinx.
>>559801045trish samefagging 24/7 ruined everything
>>559801729That's very cool, Anon. Did you make it?
>>559801810I wish
I feel bad for Latinxsh
The funny part is that the people talking shit HAVE never played with trish, total psychopatic behavior
>>559801402I hate to say it but nox was okay
>>559802196Not really
i blocked him before i started playing with erg so i must've met him in randoms and he did something to deserve being blockedlooking back i do not regret it one bit
>>559802196>>559802271Nox was a saint compared to this little shit because nox was self aware to put on a trip
>>559802389got raped in pvp
>>559802271Nox would be the least problematic poster in nu-erg
so after 300h I've come to a conclusionfor everdark or deeper deep of night levels, I either get a ton of damage negation items, or I losethat's itthat's the only thing99% rng1% my mediocre skillgreat gameor those radahn swordsgod, I love those things
>>559802440>>559802413No.
>>559802450youll get better without them
>>559802450>I love those thingsThey are lovely, especially with block cancelling.
>>559802421i don't play pvp that's cringe
>>559802107I don't need to play with him to find him annoying.
>>559802389I think I know why it was, at the very early stages of me joining erg I played a run with you, and I had to afk at the day 1 circle because I had to do something, and you were like "NOO YOU HAVE TO KILL RANDOM MOBS!!" lmao
we need nora kissanigga to evaluate this thread
I feel like I kicked a puppy who pissed itself on the floor. Yeah it's fucking annoying but it doesn't know any better.
>>559802450you only need one negation item though
this place reminds me of the girls that used to bully me in high school because they also liked to gossip about other girls and be mean to each other for no reason i love it
Guy is not taking his humiliation ritual well at all.
>>559802806xhe already concluded there is a hidden parallel /erg/ where we never played slopreign and continued doing fcs
>>559802965sounds like delicious rapebait
>>559802748i don't remember an event like that
>>559802965It's okay, trish. I forgive you for being a retarded animeposter.
>>559803060>>559802965uoohhhhh brat needs correction
>>559803053omg so precious
>>559802806>>559803053>>559801261>>559800712>>559798647We need you to cease your thread shitting and endless baiting of other posters you cancerous growth
>>559804482Point that finger back at yourself retard
>>559782449>>559782265>Shartreign if it good
>>559776570hwnbz
>>559785986Do you look like that
>>559804482immediately made it dilate and feel attacked nicely done
>>559804482>>559805348>threadshitter samefag meltykino
erg is better off dead at this point
>>559783630You will never be Japanese
>>559804482It’s hilarious how you can tell every single one of those posts is from the same freakish jeet. God this place is so fucked. Hopefully we just die before that faggot turns it into /dsg/ 2.0.
>>559805671>>559805671don’t worry, if stats are anything to go by, he’ll pull the plug on himself long before we go anywhere. although i will say the content drought for the foreseeable future isn’t doing us any favors and will naturally allow parasites like that maggot to fester.
>>559788108>>559788917ydptg
>>559805465>schizo faggot delusions cinema indeed
>>559806094you seem upset
>get the itch to play nightreign >boot it up and queue with erg>non-ED dogs, libra, caligo etc.>lose all motivation to play more nightreign
>>559793813*Wyldgawd on his way to auramog everything
>>559806257>>559805996>>559805671>still talking to yourself theater
daily wyldsaar fantasy cringe
>>559797127only trash would post such a cringe take
>threadly exebrown humiliation ritual kino
Terr still visits this thread and plays with his alt
>terr leaves>tinpo shows upI'm noticing
We can tell xhe still visits the thread because of the Wylder seethe
even doe terrjeet would never play wylder
guys we're breaking containment
1/3
>>559806862tinpo is a shitposting trish simp which is even more disgusting
>>559806946He always recognized that Wylder was the superior melee but he was so entrenched in his gimmick that he had to "leave" and create an entirely new persona so he wouldn't embarrass himself.
>>559806862>trish duos tooconfessed
Guys you need to let go of terr.. sadly the accident was fatal...
>>559807159Tinpo is just escaping his real life relationship here it's not that complicated but you guys should convince him to break up with his toxic girlfriend.
he's so cool doe
It's officially confirmed, tinpo is terr's alt
so corny...
i dont shitposts im super shy
>>559807492i hope you kill yourself
>>559806668He was so consistent parrying tho! I know I know we like to joke he is not brahmin but actually is...
>>559807129>>559807356>>559806881>>559806862>>559806316>>559806257>>559805996>>559805671Good posts which caused some profound dilation due to the level of nail head hitting they achieved nicely done continue posting more please we need more people speaking the truth
>>559807225This is why people don't like you, you retard.
>>559807694Deflecting is super free and not the same as parrying retard
>>559807794I think you are the only one that cares that much anon
>>559807802People keep saying that but I don't see any other executies on the PW parrying as consistently.
>>559804482you shouldn't have quoted me
are there any rev players left on the pw?
>>559807916That's because there's no reason to play exejeet
>>559808059I play dragon cummunion Rev when it's bugs or caligo, beast slop is literally too boring, you only spam 1 incant...
>>559807687maybe one day
>>559808059enderlilliesfan when xhe duos with her bf
>>559808185the sooner the better
>>559807781>continued threadshitter samefag meltdownkek
>>559807794>terrjeeta is a footcuck of all things is anyone surprised at this point
>>559808187Xhe doesn't see you as a serious contender mushjeet, you're cringey and this is why yystroon left.
stop terrpostingqueue up
>>559808315That is not terr that is trish
>>559808609No it's not, prove it
>>559808273 (me) meant for >>559806365 and >>559804542
>>559808424>friends with mush>duos with mush>plays rev with him>twirlscute falseflag
mushjeet is so creepy and cringe...
>>559804482 (Me)Oops I'm brown and retarded and I'm also new to this website haha this was actually meant for >>559808868
list of erg troon groomers?
>>559809239 (me)Silly me I just can’t figure out how this website works I actually meant to quote this poster here >>559806407 (also me btw)
>>559809137Mush is cute!
be quiet lardcake
>>559809920Yes sir…
keep talking cupcake
>>559809920>>559809810be nice to xer, mush is the only one willing to stick it in xer flapping, destroyed, prolapsed biologically male anus.
>>559809810So true!
mush is a cool guywhen I first started playing he was always carrying me and baggin hot chicks and I was like wow he's so cool I wanna be like him someday
clapcake sex NOW
Cupcake is a cute girl with a big butt
>>559810230One time Mush pinged me to kill the everdark bouncers Worm when I had no idea that was a thing, and I just trusted my brother and went with it and we brought it down as duo! One of my favorite NR moments
>>559810106Yes sir! I don’t have anything to say really. Ironeye fun. I need to try melee eye soon. >>559810224Right? Also cute Wyld man art I haven seen yet thank you!>>559810251>>559810407<3 <3 <3
>>559810537ggs cursed single ninvader seed
>>559810581why did you cheat on zorfat with tr*sh?
>>559807356explain this
>>559811224nightmare lobby
>>559808187>>559808958stop spreading weird rumors
stop posting embarrassing footage and queue up
>>559811224>d tier lobby raped by gawdlike crabkino
>>559811224good ol days
>>559809663See >>559796106
>>559808958>>559809810>>559810224>>559808187sybau mushjeet stop namedropping your shit scented ahh posts
>>559811224crabGOD
>>559811846Go for >>559806257
>>559811224crab-sama...
>>559811931when you talk like that as someone born after 2010 it makes you look like the worst kind of grunkle unc i bet you try to six seven post too to get the approval of underange kids around you like a kind of perverted creep
>>559812132Refer to >>559797832
>>559812429>jeet meltykino
>>559812576but I live an hour and a half away from the arctic circle....
>>559811224oh, its the crabbed...
sent that jeet flying back to mumbai good job
99 normal bug
Beat slay the spire 2, shall 5 bar streak for a lil bit
>>559813846All part of my erg femboys harem
>>559813846gg ez gamestarting to thinking grav sorc +4 matk+15 might be slop,,,
>>559813884>Beat slay the spire 2If it was ascension 0 ydnbtg
Cuddling with a Balancer and she suddenly turns into an eldritch horror!
>>559814161Does grav sorc even benefit from matk? wouldn't it be better to stack all sorc+2?
>>559814443nta but only the rock sling is split phys/magic, qll other gravity spells are pure magic damage
Please q>>559814289Can you ascension climb? Thought it would be locked since it was still early access, only played 3 runs desu.
>>559814640yeah once you beat act 3 you unlock it for that char
>>559814635Oh ok thanks smart cutie
>>559813916practice is a 40 year old latino unc though
>>559814729you're welcome but I lied, the meteorite and astel's meteorite do apparently benefit from physical attack power too (so they're split)
>>559814640Yeah, First ten ascensions are available (I don't know if they plan to do more because those 10 ascensions are equivalent to STS1 20 ascensions levels, with ascension 10 being the double act3 bosses). First 7 ascensions are not too bad but 8,9 and 10 are where things get really tough.
>>559811168I’ve been busy at night and I don’t usually stay in one spot forever. I like to spread my love around and trish is a good girl.
>switch from guardian in the roundtable>3/3 straight away
>>559812484Try >>559807687
>>559812429Hit the nail straight on the head Trish nice work!
>>559815049that's cool and all but can we see your tits again? pretty please.
>>559812429crazy to think people born after Shrek come out are old enough to be on this siteI guess the years start coming and they just don't stop coming huh
>>559812429>born after 2010Always knew trish was underage
haven't seen regular balancers in a month
>>559815986gg cord's end, first time I've seen the item in almost 600h of gameplay
>>559815872Girl's are most ripe at age 30
38yo uncle btw
>>559816214I'm getting there myself
>>559816203not true at all hag-chan
>>559816203and other jokes you can tell yourself
>bugs game>drop a marais in front of the revenant fully stacked with incant passives and a frenzy spell>chink ironeye runs by and picks it upthis game is making me racist, all of the stereotypes are true
>anno domini 2026>not already racistngmi
>>559816121doesn't it just unlock some secret cave or something? this is like the 3rd time I've seen it
>>559815913>>559815518https://vocaroo.com/1oxe5QrdHECL
that was weird at the end
@jannies shut this thread down I can't take it anymore
gg hotdog
>>559815872I know a decent portion of you guys probably started posting when you were underage like so many other edgy 12 year olds on 4chan through the ages,wanna know something? 2014 babies are 12 years old and had a way more complete and self aware internet to mould them!
>no summon run>just me soloing the bosses with my greatsword charge attacks>getting my ass kicked>optimize my build for MAXIMUM vigor hp to make things easier>make things easier>easierSo build optimization makes the game easier. Did I beat the game?
>>559817745If you're doing greatsword chargies I highly recommend Alabastor's Lords Pole as it has unique properties on it's CR2 that does as much stagger and damage as colossal CR2's.Also axe tali, ritual sword tali, magic tali, 2h sword tali, charge physik, magic physikYeah I'm thinking it's kinoslop time.
>>559817185
>>559818115I was wondering why it died so fast and I had two of them chasing me after the mark ended.
>practice halosloppingnyo... say it ain't so...
>>559818000>Alabastor's Lords Pole as it has unique properties on it's CR2 that does as much stagger and damage as colossal CR2's.Even when Wylder uses it?
>>559785642Ending a run in day1/2 bosses comes to bad decisions during those days rather than the boss itself. >get greedy and overstay your welcome in the rain>consume all your healing plus a bar
I'm blue why am I lagging my balls off
>>559818000I already beated DLC Radahn with a maximized 60 vigor, Morgott great rune, hp talisman, flask talisman, HP physiks, no summons, then I uninstalled the game. I'm just making a jab at the "you did not beat the game" posters when optimizing your build to win is the same to me as summoning mimic. It was actually harder to beat Radahn on my first playthrough with the mimic because my build was unoptimized.
>>559818430ive never even considered wylder's animation overwriting it. I'm guessing it still works the same though
I'm so fucking scared naefy and sludge, this lag will end us
>>559818547its not the same though
Why is this so laggy
fist duchess is such a meme. especially when you have to run a respec and a dormant for it and cant actually stack phys4. sorry but niggas lost.
>>559818831None of those relics are in the same category as physical dmg
>>559817168https://voca.ro/1gVcqVzSf0w9
>>559818994lol I knew I should have waited to be out of the (night) rain
>>559818994judging by the sound of your voice at the end i can tell you're a little bitch ass faggot
>>559815349Go for >>559807794
>>559819176>sound under 24>lol you sound like lil bitch ass fag>sound over 24>lol ok uncstfu before I pressure cook your greasy balls
gg adel I'm not sure why it was completely fine and then it just started shitting balls all of a sudden, when marz got me up I got hit by sludge's cannon of haima for whatever reason and it did damage to me and knocked me over
>>559818926so? its completely luck-based
>>559819496ahh... it was so messed up LOL, the things I saw are too many to list
>>559818831People run it for the extra hp. Practice isn’t running the Str respec for iron eye because he’s in some other level thinking, it more hp
gg
gg balancerssorry about underperforming after such a banger run, I grew complacent
>>559818994most coherent post of the thread
>>559818831name? for the doesn't understand why fists are strong list?
>>559820076truly emblematic of our history
Did it stop lagging for you two? Its sorta blinked in and out of conciousness at the end then he one shot me through a full hp negation twice which makes me assume lightning or something hit me
>>559819630>>559819496top 10 anime betrayals
>>559818831>fist duchess is a meme>fist duchess is haloslop tiermake up your mind already
>>559820306explain yourself sludge
>>559818831>deal 100 less damage per hit because you can't run 1 extra phys4oh noooo we have to shelve the build, it's hot garbage
>>559820227yeah I was blue and still lagging, its probably my internet shitting itself but it got a bit better towards the end
also that was my first time soloing the castle top boss from 100% HP without dying, it felt niceI pinged the lake boss but literally forgot we didn't do the castle top yet so I just went for it, but you guys had already left
>>559820406fists are boring, which is even worse than being opthey are the nothing weapon practicemod troons use to flex their 3000 hours of gametime at everyone else's expense
>he thinks soloing tree sentinel as ironfraud is something noteworthylmao
>>559820894but the practicemod guy uses greatswords?idk what kind of bait this is supposed to be
>>559820894well i think fists are fun and I dont have the practice mod installed>fist duchess is a meme>fist duchess is haloslop tier>fists are boring>fists are fun>fists are for practicemod troons>fists aren't for practicemod troonswhat a divisive topic they are
>>559819589>cant actually stack phys4
ggs nameless
why is clumsy so shit?
>>559821271gg harrytinpo has become a balancerslop duches for the clan, good!
>>559821207>fists are funsaid no one ever
>>559821207Fists are not a meme the R2 is insanely broken anyone knows this, it only does a bit less stance damage than colossals
>>559820574>lose damage because you can't run as many phys 4's because you need a respec and a dormant >lose damage because you have less STR than other characters>lose damage because you have less attack uptime due to low stamina>lose damage because "skill attack power isn't mandatory" (duchess mains are retarded)bit of a meme build innit? just play wyldgawd
>>559820957for my 3bar'd ass tho? it's very noteworthy
>>559821728the stance damage to actual damage conversion rate is abysmal in D5 unless you have terr on your team, in full seriousness
>>559821923Anytime I bring fists to greg we stance break him like 3 times and it's a massive DPS window, fistschuds are coping massively wtf
>>559821985>3 stancebreaks before killholy zdps
>>559821320>threadshitter who doesn't play with us is upsetkino
ydptg's outing themselves massively even suggesting fists are mid
clumsy is one of the good scholar in the pw i like him
>>559821320hes a sensitive little angel, pls no bully or he'll block you
>>559822315fists are good, fist duchess is mediocre. not sure how thats a controversial take
>>559822101why do you tryhard faggots even play the game if every fight is just you just winning for free in seconds
>>559822449fists undercaker mogs wyldjeets
>>559822525idptg
zz fish, always a snooze
weird how I never see chinks with perfect fist build CEso so weird how fists are like crazy good and yet noone with less than 3000 hours gametime wants anything to do with them
>>559822601I sleep
>>559822695They are not that good in NR. You know what's better than slowly building towards a damage window? actually bringing damage.
>>559822695because you actually have to get close and they want to spam L2 like bug men
>>559822601Perhaps the hardest rape ever witnessed on ED Augur, 10k damage stormruler lmao.
>>559822814>1 R2>proc every single succ damage bonus and negation while doing colossal tier stance damagenah bro they're underrated weapons for humble players
cool it with the racist remarks
I still think the most important and beautiful thing about Nightreign is that it finally brought Ciaran and Artorias together again, forever <3
>>559822997I think the coolest thing is it mindbroke some troons to act like women 24/7.
>>559822962>stance damageYou know what's better than slowly building towards a damage window? actually bringing damage.
>>559823067>1 charge damage passive is 20%Ummm sis it's not 2025 meeles have damage too
if fist duchess is so good why are cc and shifty the only ones playing her?
>>559822962wow that's a lot of words for why not doing damage is actually goodyou should form a union with the birdjeets
>>559823146No they don't.
>>559823050no that was dsg
I miss her
>>559823159Because a lot of us already spammed fists Wylder/Raider months ago and fists get boring really fast.
cc invented girls
>>559823159Too high skill for most people to handle. Its like how guardian is a really good tank but he filters the everloving shit out of people that think the game is all about dps instead of winning.
>>559822449>not sure how thats a controversial takeThat's because you don't play the game.I'm being deadass not just shitposting you don't play if you think this.
>>559823159Not compared to Balancerslop duchess Goddesses but only because the game is balanced like shit, one relic should be for meele and the other one for weapon arts damage
>>559823159I've seen trish running it too
>>559823227I know you do, go get her champ
>>559823303it's so obvious yet you can't actually explain it, instead you fling insults like a monkey... interesting! im noticing.
>>559823303>That's because you don't play the game.The mantras begin.
>>559823227I'm cheering you on you got this!
>>559822997Actually a good point! So true! Best WMxF pairing!>>559817347Not really true.
>>559823319its actually so weird because the "good" line in each of those boss relics do not stack with the ED version of the same with the exception of Balancers for some reason
>>559821728star fists:2H CR2: 33 stance damage2H R2: 12 stance damageZweihander:2H CR2: 39.6 stance damage2H R2: 18.7 stance damage>>559823283>fists>high skilllmao
>>559819351Consult >>559806287
>>559823732You're trying and theres no shame in that.
name a weapon class better than fists for melee or charge attack damage.
>>559823303>I’m being deadasscringe
>>559823852Daggers but nothing can beat their spamming speed. They get the free thrusting counterattack bonuses on top of the speed to spam charged attacks infinitely for almost 0 stamina.
>>559823732you can do two charge heavies in the time it takes for one coll sword heavy to come out. ydptg
>>559823837fist weapons are the thrusting swords of stance breaks
>>559823050How
shifty invented cocksucking
>>559824090Insular purity spirals like you are seeing right now breaks their psyche. Why do you think cultures create struggle session purity spirals to begin with?
>>559823556It's fina by me because people think I am asian too, even though Ciaran is not asian, Undertaker even less so, you're out of touch also!
Shifty slut give me the sissy succ
>>559823852powerstance straight swordspowerstance jump attack greatswordspowerstance jump attack curved swordspowerstance dash attack curved swordspowerstance jump attack twinbladescharge attack eleonora'scharge attack daggersISA colossal weapon
>>559823852Raider with Colossal weapons and charge attacks does big numbersI watch zorfat play raider and no night invaders full defensive passives he does 1200-1400 per charge attack
>>559823159i play it too sometimes
>>559824407>powerstance straight swords>powerstance jump attack greatswords>powerstance jump attack twinblades>charge attack eleonora's>charge attack daggers>ISA colossal weapon>powerstance dash attack curved swordsThese are significantly worse than fists>powerstance jump attack curved swordsThese only better than fists when its Undertaker using them
>>559824402this
>>559824407you can get literally three charge fists in the time it takes you to do one elenoras
What happened to /erg/?
Shifty has a soft spot for me I just can't prove it (delusional schizo nonsense).
>>559825337it was always this but in different shades and colours
>thing costs 0 stamina>can't do it when out of staminamake it make sense
>>559825427You are out of stamina.
>>559825337Seems about the same to me
shifty... i'm dying... the only cure is sissy succ...
gg hotdog>>559825348name?
>>559825427You're probably wrong about thing being 0 stamina.Wylder hook costs 0 stam and he can use it at 0 stamina, in fact you cancel the shield break animation when you hit 0 stamina by hooking right as the animation plays which is only possible because hook costs 0 stamina.
why is shifty so popular now?
ugly friend effect
GAWDlike setup
>>559827778wheres your dormant fists?
Today I learned the lyrics in nightreign ost are just gibberish and don't actually mean anything A bit disappointing really
I’m pretty sure cc has me blocked
>>559828098Based
>>559827868I'll be using bow R1 until RNG provides
i give up, back to slay the spire 2
>>559828031The lyrics in Elden Ring latin songs are real uh oh looks like someone ..or something.. won..?
>>559826101Wouldn't you love to know?
>>559828031rotate to the next topic.
I’m feel like practice has me blocked but that’s ok
>>559828329>>559828392Sorry I don't understand what you're trying to say I'm sorry
>>559827778very nicenow let's see the ping and grind autism
Spe one queue you little sluts. I seen it go 2/3
>>559828713see >>559828187
>>559828031Correct. Meanwhile the lyrics in Bloodborne’s OSTs are real. I’ll leave you to digest that as you wish.
>>559828759I think you meant >>559822575
>>559828759I lost a run to at A2 to the test subjects at 20hp. Dumb little sluts killing my streak
>>559824328I have no clue what you’re trying to communicate here
holy shit the godwyn crab just brapped and held my face in it til i died
>>559829023>>559828613this doesn't trigger me like you want it to, sorry sweetie, my (You)s to you are all hugs btw
>>559828898I'm unlocking ascension all all characters before i start the grind to A10whos your favorite so far?
>>559829312I’ve only played Ironclad in 2, I only got the game about 5 hours ago. I really don’t like him and his new cards. Defect was my favourite in 1 though, I like orb management
us
gg balancers, what is with you two and fucking around in the fog.
queue d5now
КИHOhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ih71glethzdgkvo3.mp3
gg completely normal ed balancers>>559830127i think trish went to get the halo sycte. i didnt fuck the fog doebeit
the stable boy cried:"Someone come quick! The horses got loose, got grass sick! They'll founder, faen, they'll die..."
Playing baseball with erg!
>>559830512I have been for over and hour. It’s not nice being the blocked
>>559830127ummm i lost my runes
>>559830668That's because we're in the dreg heap.
>>559830608rev too oldI can't stroke to this
>>559830776Jewish.
>>559830776Rev is a petite woman not a child
>>559830776We know you only like kids terr
>>559830974That drawing is not of a petite woman. Only pedophiles say "petite woman" by the way, she's just a woman.
>>559830668Sending tinpo over as duchy possibly please drop them lots of shards
shit I forgot to commission "defended drawings on the internet" awardsyou will have to wait 2 weeks
>>559831313Don’t be weird. Pedophiles say things like >>559830776 Calling a small woman petite is normal.
>>559808958>mushjeet cope melty kino>>559809810said no one ever>>559809137true
>>559810230I remember when mushjeet said some weird shit in a thread after getting carried by a better Wylder and third wheeling. Must have really mindbroke the guy.
>>559824130your mom learned well from her then
>>559830776Aryan and true and caused some seethe>>559830974Wrong
>>559829293But I’m being serious I have no clue what that’s supposed to mean
>>559832960Shifty is a man.
obviouslywomen don't invent things
>Aryan and true and caused some seethe
>>559827161>nownewfriend moment
new patch in two weeks
damn thats sad, gg I guess
at one point we were all just at a different location in the map doing our own thing it was funny
>>559834189>>559834251Caligo suicided just like that red royal revenant by the starter camp
>>559826205you sure? i just tested it on the training grounds and it wouldn't let me hook until i started regenning at least a little staminasame with ults even though they cost no stamina you can't do them when empty
>>559834354oh so that's what happened lol
>>559832279just call her a short woman if you have to be descriptive, the only people that describe with the word "petite" are fat and men, and clothing stores
>>559833637>>now>newfriend momentnewfriend moment
>>559834958xhe still had people simping for xhem, look at the demographic tier list, newfriend. The only thing that changed is less people are playing.
gg greg, i think we broke his timings with that crit, ive never seen him spam so many ground explosions while doing the drift-off-the-pillars attack
sounds like a zdps run
We all love shifty
>>559835323ggs :D
shifty leading all her followers to gaol https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2030672187397423223
>>559834738Fine. You’ve already ruined the word for me by informing me that disgusting people use it like that.
>>559833895They have to announce it soon so it doesn't overshadow the new Duskbloods info and footage in the next direct
uoh cunnychild erotic
Pest is so fucking easy when there's an Ironeye to peel Gnoster
q
>>559835654reddit
>>559836779Sometimes the moth ignores ironeye and lowkirkenuinely locks in on the small fragile doll like a heat seeking missile as if it were a palestinian child on the Gaza strip
>>559836779shall I prepare the Practice Apology Form sir?
>>559837341Couldn't have said it better myself
>>559837341Throwing fireballs at the moth is fun though
>>559833558>>559833142Truth nuke
>>559836156Any chance you look like this?
>>559837491The form in which practinx fills out for serial queue dodging, I presume?
>>559833142>>559838296No pablo, liking little girls does not make you aryan you are still brown and obese
>>559834958>newfriend momentCorrect, that's what you are.
>>559834958ah those were days, sometimes i miss rise sloppinghaving massive FP bar is rather satisfying
>>559839609we're all friends! :)
>>559839609cc mogs all of these shitters
>>559838536>thread shitter projection meltdowncinema
>>559837042I look like this
>>559840050cc invented mogging
gg ed caligomistakes were made but we got there
>>559840260>brown pedo feels called outcinema indeed
>>559839609>what is ironic voting>what is making a strawpoll and turning off vpn blocking for shits n' giggles
>>559841306>self narration continuestheater i tell you
>>559838536Point that finger back at yourself mister gock lover
>>559841912>>559841840>threadshitter got assblasted so hard xhe replies twice out of sheer frustration kinography
vocarooposting with vocarooanon...
and then they said "lowkirkenuinely" instead of lowkey or genuinelyfunniest shit I've ever seen morty
what is now known by the sorrel and the roan? by the chestnut, and the bay, and the gelding grey?it is: stay by the gate you are givenremain in your place, for your seasonO, had the overfed dead but listened to that high-fence, horse-sense, wisdom…
Waylay the din of the dayBoats bobbing in the blue of the bayIn deep, far beneathAll the dead sailors slowly slipping to sleep
>>559842106>thread shitter melting down because xhe can’t handle being the thread lolcowladies and gentlemencinema
are they damage frames on thrusting attacks frontloaded?
>>559841332I'm ironically S tier
>>559841332vpn doesn't work nice cope though c tier>>559839609cc is just a worse shiftyduck
day 1 options: castle level 3, red gaol knights level 3, bellbearing hunter level 3, go to the complete opposite side of the map for n-invaders
I know I’m playing really bad but wormface exploding beside me was annoying
bg no neg dreg(I'm tired and shoulda routed to the night vader camps)
>>559842362We lost
que
>>559844223did you draw this yourself
>>559844223>run killers Good time to take a break me thinks
>>559844223Bobby Hill revy is nice.
>>559844492lol
First game of the day, and it's the worst day 1 in a long time, killing my 12 game win streak.Must be karma. Because I have work to do, yet I'm playing the game instead.
Alright I’m officially bored someone give me another game to play.
>>559846503try Elden Ring: Seamless Mod with your fellow ergies
>>559846503phoenotopia awakening
>>559846503slay the spire 2
>>559846503monhun stories 3 in 3 days!
Holy shit bloody slash is good, I was just using it for the blood affinity but it does a ton of damage, like as much damage as a crit, and I can spam it.
I hate that fucking worm with every fiber of my being
Mohg is such a bully sometimes
>>559847332If you grapple zag towards it zig then you should be able to avoid it.
>>559847332>>559847518terr would have won that
>>559847975we won doebeit
q...?
>>559847791like grapple towards it at an off-angle and run sideways past it when it starts it's "charge you and flail wildly" move?
>>559848216It makes a figure 8, try to grapple diagonally parallel to its forward motions>>559847975Terr would’ve cheated
>>559847332Silence worm victim
>>559848365towards it or away?
>>559848841Towards and then grapple away. You can also stock uplifting relic so if it hits you then you can still grapple away from the slam
never used that weapon before, thank you for playing well
Just HORSIN' around nbd
>>559848365>diagonally parallelwhat the fuck does this mean
>>559847975terr lost on the reg on stream doebeit
You're welcome for the carry
>>559849207
>>559834958Damn the standards have gone up a lot now? I get shit on for doing too much damage
>>559849175Larp
just watched the replay he didn't even do a figure 8 he did thisI don't understand
>>559849949wall
>>559849949lol get fucked also go for >>559848751
>>559849949You should be repositioning to the centre when the birds are vanishing, being near the wall is death sentance
I’ll queue for 10 minutes more and no more further
>>559848365Truth>>559847518Made do Godfrey mating press
>>559850482:O
>>559849346he's so lame lol
>>559850482Im gonna queue but I cant find my fucking glasses
>>559851013zomg you're so heccin' quirky and ditzy! xD
>>559851013I don’t think you need you fucking glasses to play Nightreign, you would need your gaming glasses
I wear glasshess but i'm super ute and keep them on my face
>>559851062I LOST THEM FOR REAL AND I CANT SEEEEE>>559851104I need sunglasses
i'm getting really tied and its 245 am and im not gonna queue for an awful lot longer
>>559846503I’m about to start my playthrough of Morrowind. Will report back on if the hype is worth it or not.
>>559851191Me too. I like my glasses a lot. I think they make me look like a cute teacher. >>559851226Giiiirl we need to get you more pairs of glasses. First off in case you lose a pair and second for fashion
Ok I found them>>559851380I am a mess my glasses are broken and I use them anyway
No 3/3 so I guess it's some fucking BITCH or you got a game
>>559851515upset?
>>559851414Messy-chan…
>>559851543Go to bed cuntcunt
>>559851653>trashtinx meltykino
>>559851727I didnt know you were a greentext kino poster, makes sense
>>559851757>blocked melty
>>559851909Keep shoving in my face daily im blocked it's hot
>>559851370sounds fun anon I've been meaning to give it another try again too
>>559852136>trans "humour"
>>559851414i'm a mess in distressbut still the best dressedfearless, say yeswe don't dress to impress
>>559853724Are you drunk again?
why did you want to kill that dog so bad
Why sens
TvT
>>559853851i'm not that anon, i just feel like posting some lyrics.
>>559853872Because I wanted a grace because we were all on 3 bar
>>559853885uoh
>>559853945You do you, brother
>>559854069thanks, good luck with your games.
Why did you crawl off the edge then both not get back together. What was going through your heads
>>559854203names????
sens trying xher BEST not to throw a run challenge
gg heolstor, very interesting going for the wrath of gold starting
>>559855612wrath of gold as a starter spell is fun though, not the best but it still deals big damage if you have a lot of holy+ lines.also a certain someone really needs to go to sleep grrr
>>559855982It has alright base damage I remember using it against heolstor a lot pre don
>>559853724>>559842894>>559842401I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuckI'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck
>>559856089guys this post made me scared
>>559856089deepest lyrics this thread award
>>559855612its mainly just until i get a better holy spell
gg fuck helen
gg horse, >>559856990thats why I always use sebastion for resses kek
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421more nightmare eldritch chuthulhu lobbies that make u wake up sweating
>>559856089>>559853724>>559842894>>559842401Can you relax? It isn’t karaoke night…
>>559856089most based post in weeks and weeks, certified and verified with the association
fapping to this to own the ergieshttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10652175?q=rio_%28armed%29_%28blue_archive%29
>>559858218???
someone bake
baking
>>559858218>viteazu negro is a blacked cuckNot surprising
New thread?
>>559859674creepy...
gg dargon, there was twiggy in the shop, and i got my revenge.
move>>559860001>>559860001>>559860001
>>559858218>le ergiesClassic terrtroon thread shittery
>>559859496>>559859175>>559859674>>559860020it was still early calm your tits next time
>>559860253>vit negro trying to deflect after being outed kino
>>559814301>>559828031>>559830608>>559830696>>559836156>>559837042Wyld property ONLY
>>559860876No?
>>559860253>immediate reply thanks for confirming his newest false flag. jeet is so transparent and pathetic.
>>559861021>dsjeet 3bar negro samefagging after being outedAn interesting development
>>559861154you’re so weird dude jig is up
>>559862541For you, yeah.
le sigh I'll buy nightreign
>I do nothing>Anons make up their own headcanon about me again
that's why nobody play with you guys
You don't play the game, period.
The schizos want to turn me into terr.
Your own behavior did that, thoughbeit. You use terr as a spagegoat like other dsjeets.
>>559864402I don't.
Dsjeet and threadshittery name a more iconic duo
