idk how about go make a fucking game you cocksucking bugchasing blogposter faggot fuck you edition>Demo DaysNOW: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66>AGDG Resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Progress Posting Guidehttps://pastebin.com/0xEt5atn>Helpful LinksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter>Previous Thread>>559713324
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4206270/Wireworks/Her game is out! Omedetou!
a bastard bitch youtubist playdered my game on the streameall the steamies wishlist it, but nobody boughtedwhy gabencunt do this to me?
Is the thread worse when lil 'shua has his usual melties or when he posts his sorry excuse for a game?
>>559804769
I'm going to punch it
>>559804876>Her
>>559804991Very zukjeetian post
>>559804991who's lil shuoea?
>joshua>lil 'shua>lil shoah
>>559805141>>559802190You both should check out "The Wizard Ran" part 3 on Newgrounds. It has a similar art style. Each game has a different art style and play type. You'll probably not have any idea going on unless you play the whole series and realize the wizard named Ran lives across multiple different times and dimensions hence the games all being different styles, but you can check it out for the art.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/867003
what mindfulness and breathing techniques do you guys use to cognitively shift yourselves from the functional implementation mental landscape to the inductive creative mental landscape? I've been writing a lot of systems, and now I'm struggling to be creative and write story. I tried rapid short breaths but still nothing.
getting ready for a date>don't tell her you're a gamedev>don't tell her you're a gamedev>don't tell her you're a gamedev>don't tell her you're a gamedevthis is going to be rough
>>559806194afraid of her hopping on your cock in public huh
yet another promising game killed by the fatfuck....
brian nonce spamming
>>559804330yeah maybe. I think people's who really into farming game wouldn't mind paying 10 buck to get a gold plated hoe.
I'm posting family guy because I'm gay
>>559807058family gay
/agdg/ is dead again.... who did this?
I'm pretending to be the anon I'm responding to because I'm mad
I'm just doing this. You guys have a lot of "Brian takes"
would aggy even exist in 2008?people would cry about no good game engines
>>559806073Holotropic breathwork
>>559807554
>>559804876oh shit didnt even realize they put a steam page upreally hope this is a gmi game, fantastic concept. this is what a good "small" game should be, not some incremental or skinnerbox slop
>>559807313yes and it was far more based than modern /agdg/slop
>>559807313Reminded me of Torque Engine.
>>559806278>>559806571kek'd hard
>>559804876Damn, dude's got a good track record with just two games out before that. I would have failed the steamguesser metrics on them for sure.
>>559806073I have a guitar I pickup and good around with and it bridges the gap between math and creativity
>>559806073Try touching yourself.
who is the zukjeet
>>559808916pictured here
>>559808950kill yourself
>>559809181sorry was nigger loli more your street?
>>559804876Sometimes you can just tell when a dev actually has interests, and skills and experiences outside of "gamedev" and posting on the internet.That's the key to success.
>>559809214not a coomer cuck like you at all
>>559808525>Torque Engineah you mean the SOUL engine?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Grlqx8OE9I
>>559809301post game
>>559809520Why did you quote my post using an image of Brian the dog from Family Guy?
>>559804876>scribble some vague game-shaped sprites together and stitch it together with endless "roguelike" slop>ship game>500 million copies soldwhat is this phenomenon calledskrnx did the same shit and i find both games incredibly boring after their first 30 minutes or so
>>559809747
I feel like hyperreal numbers can be applied to gamedev I just don't know how
>>559809846>what is this phenomenon calledthe "steamie slop"lotta browns in this world who are also steamies
Where’s the v3 email? I’ve only seen the Google forms.
>>559809846It's called "scope"
>>559809964Bing "incremental game"
>>559810138I feel like infinitesimal incremental upgrades might feel unrewarding
>>559810138wow thanks they all look terrible
>>559810262>increase your damage by ε
>>559810264that's what happens when 99% of your customer-base is turdines.appeal to the 70 IQ masses or die
was never into watching streamers but they're great for pseudo-playtesting>look up streams of games similar to yours>watch low IQ streamers>note what they're confused by, have problems with, don't notice, or don't enjoy>implement improvements to these parts in your game
>>559810481what the FUCK is greenland's problem?
>>559810481how can we tap the sudanese market...
>>559810262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUF5esTscZI
hello peter i'm brian dog
>>559810025Doesn't even matter the submissions don't even open up until Sunday per the Discord
>>559810606...it has a population of like 6?rightful american clay, btw
What are you supposed to report the Brian spam as? Off topic? Trolling outside of /b/? Extremely low quality post? Underage? Avatar fagging? Flooding?It seems like all of them but I can only choose one.
>>559810803kekaroo your own post is rule breaking
how can i stop procrastinatingis this because i dont trust my game idea
>>559810908I didn't announce I was doing it, just asking a question.
>>559810987>I didn't announce I was doing it, just asking a question.
>>559810963What's your game idea? I can tell you my method to not procrastinate and stay glued to the computer if you want.
>>559810803The funniest thing is, it's technically on topic because it's just using posts from this thread. And it's not frequent enough to be spam and it's not trolling because it's not being done quick enough and it's not being done with a mass amount of posts so technically as long as it stays the current pace it can sort of slip underneath the radar
>>559806194had a panic attack and canceled. now I regret it but there's no going back. I better make it count by working on my game.
>>559811112Hitman but you have sex with the targets.
>>559811151it's just zukjeet spamming, like his green repeat posts
>>559811112buy a mini bear trap attach it to your penis and have a third party asian watch you over webcam, if he sees you leave your computer he will not get paid if he gives you the unlock code and cheats
Alright. It is time to render tergain.
>>559811227That'd probably do number on 2008 Newgrounds or current Steam among degenerates.>>559811257I'm literally homeless and a rapist.
>>559811178kek
sex with hitler but you actually kill him and save the jews
>>559811341>I'm literally homeless and a rapist.
>>559811432why?
>>559811432>sex with Hitler but you convince him to not kill the jews>media reports 6 million jews dead anyways>the plot twist is the holocaust never actually happened and nothing actually changed, it was all a lie
>>559811545
>>559811341>current SteamAre rape games even allowed on Steam after the purge?
>>559811768just have a disclaimer>all the characters are roleplay>they're not blood related>all intercourse is consensual>all characters are 18 years old (elves age 100 times slower than humans)
>>559811953>baby fucking simulator>give it elf ears>DURRRR THE BABY IS ACTUALLY 40 YEARS OLDOutside of Japan, which countries would legally accept that?
>>559811706Then where did they go?
who is brian? what does it have to do with gamedev? I wanted to post in the yellow guy thread. yellow guy would protect us from spam
>>559812138none kek
>>559811953>all characters are 18 years old (elves age 100 times slower than humans)anon...
>>559812158it's just a pindujeet meltie
>>559812148there were 8 million jews in europe before the wartragically after 6 million were killed only 12 million remained by the end of the war
>>559812158
>>559811432>Sex with Epstein
>>559811432It's funny because if I actually created and put on Steam some of the offensive games that I have in mind I would be immediately banned. It's not fair.
Take the deal?Y / N
ok basic clothing is done
>>559813270I can't into math, is 100% - 30% - $100 zero?
>>559813270heres your alternative, bro
>>559812404Migration?
>>559813723>hey let's all migrate to the continent where there's a madman hunting us down and genociding us
>>559813723from where?
>giant market front with millions of active customers >easy payload system with verification built into the pipeline>wishlist system and events to help promote your game further>discussion boards, reviews, network infrastructure, achievements and dozens of other shit thats just too much to list>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nothingtim it is a bit too early to be shitposting please go put more anime tuber girls into your abomination of a game
>>559813918>network infrastructuredoes he know?
>>559813918don't let the gremlin ragebait youhe has harmful intentions behind his actions
>>559813270I can't understand this post. Can you make it a Brian image?
>>559813918>giant market front with millions of active customersBut you don't get access to this market because your game is automatically hidden and actively prevented from being shown to them
>>559814163
>>559813573I'm unironically going with this business model.
rate my game fight music, still WIPhttps://files.catbox.moe/zjg6bs.mp3
>>559814375yooo bro, I'm high as f and this was funny as frick, I'm wheezing over here. some would say chuckling even
>>559813573>distribute shareware for free through Steam>have this screen ingamesorry Gaben, you just got out-playednothin' personnel
stop trying to make brianposting a thing.from now on, posting a pic of brian causes testicular cancer in the mother of the person posting.
>>559814696
>>559814220too many sloptards ruined the good faith algorithm valve initially provided, now you need to sell copies on your own before steam promotes the game for youbut this is still possiblebasic marketing is now required$10k gross revenue in a 14 day window is all you need to begin receiving exposureblame the low trust creatures uploading shit likehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/758480/Ukrainian_ball_in_search_of_gas/for fucking up the storevalve used the most efficient method of protecting their service from bad faith actorsthe onus is on developers to behave better, valve loses nothing from indie devs flopping because they refuse to promote their games
>>559814696just report him for spamming, he's too poor for a proxy
I'm going to dev in a bit. You may wish me luck.
>>559810505I would make everything they mention harder so they look like even more retarded and bigger babies
>>559814480Not bad
>>559814884Good Luck
>>559813270...
>>559813803Hey, I'm just wondering how they got there
>>559814852>valve is too lazy to implement any kind of quality control procedures on their storefront>they decide to just lazily fuck over every indie game instead>gamedevs gulp this down like the cucks they areWhy are gamedevs such cucks?
>>559814879
>>559811706>Holocaust simulator like Rollercoaster Tycoon>Give players the ability to do whatever combos of gas chambers, firing squads and mass burials, ovens they want>Make the timeframe accurate to the holocaust but of course time is scaled up>make the time to kill/bury graves accurate but of course time is scaled up>Give the player a goal to kill 6 million>The player finds out that 6 million is actually impossible to reach with at the time technology>it's actually an educational game to teach children the holocaust couldn't have actually happened
>>559814924epic pwnage I'm sure will sell your game
>>559814480Niceu. How did you learn this?
>1 post in 10 minutes.Dead general.
>>559816340Slow aggy best aggy
>>559816340gabencunt did this btw
>>559814884good luck
>>559816340Blame Brianposting
>>559816601>Blame Brianposting
WireSlop
Interesting. This manga about indie game development I'm reading is saying that there are people who are skilled at coming up with ideas from nothing "turn 0 into 1" and people who are skilled at taking existing ideas and making them better "turn 1 into 10" and that a good indie team should have both.
what are some cool weapons I can add to a kings field-like? currently I have>sword>big hammer>battle axe>big swordthinking of adding a bow+arrows and maybe a spear, anything else that would be cool?
>>559813270gabe can have my tip for a hunnit if ya naahmean?
>>559816880magic staff
>>559816825Agreed. It's not picking one or the other, it's utilizing the positives of both to make something greater.
>>559816825What if you're kinda both but shit.0 to 0.1 and 0.1 to 1
If you had to do a trailer, what would you do?>The one that sellsJust a bunch of gameplay>The one I want to doA bunch of animated depictions of stuff that happens in-game
>>559817507Depends on what event you're making the trailer for.
>>559817827Which would be better for which?
>>559817927What events are you sending your game to?
>>559814817Just remember you stupid fucking nigger. What horses consider play, monkeys consider business. Ponyposting started 16 years ago on /b/ ironically then became a giant unironic base for autists who thought they were in good company and then BAM the great /b/ empire is full of bronies and it slowly decays until moot has to give the horse fuckers their own board.Just say NEIGH to ironic shitposting. Enough horsing around.
>>559818158I'm pointing out a hypothetical anon
>>559819118I'm pointing out that you're fucking retarded.
>>559816880
More progress on the world map.
>>559819181I'm more asking what you would do
>>559817507gameplay trailer for steam nobody watches cinematic trailers on steam. cinematic trailer separately, primarily for shows where audiences can't just click away to the next game(assuming watching it live).
>>559819540Nice
>>559817507>gameplay traileror>cinematic trailerMany games have both, but we all know that you'll never make either, nodev.
>>559819776zukjeet
>>559816880Bardiche, Billhook, Gun
>>559819776I intend to actually
>>559818736Yeesh. What a Quagmire thing to say
>>559820649what a louis thing to say
I'm gonna buy some wood, water, metal, earth, water elements to balance the feng shui of my gamedev studio room.lol.I have too much fire and need more water and wood to balance.
>>559815240Small indie company valve is helpless to prevent this from happening
>>559804713nortubel get off bluesky already
>>559821419whom?
>>559821260Neat
>>559821334What's wrong with this retard?
>>559821334Kogama?Even the name is stolen!
>>559821334LMAOOOOOOO
I wonder how much money Microsoft gives indie titles for day one Game Pass deals (not exclusive but like parity launch with Steam). Hundreds of thousands? Into low millions?
>>559821260looking forward to your next room post. this will go nice with your new keyboard and jukebox
>>559821334imitation is flattery. mojang should be flattered and feel good about this
>>559822184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
>>559821334>Its realhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4482700/Kogama/
>>559820567Stop intending and start doing, nodev.
>>559821591https://bsky.app/profile/eyeballtank.bsky.social/post/3mgn74zm3gs2n
What do i do if i bought food with ai art on it.Should i return it?(i threw out the receipt so i probably cant)Throw it out?Or just eat it and be more careful about not supporting ai in the future.
>>559822873What brand? I want to support that company. Firing artists to save costumers money is based af.
>>559821260Last year, I bought some plants and a salt lamp to ericmaxx my dev desk. I don't think it helped.
>>559813334this is what i'm trying to ripoff, just need more interactions done and i can get gemini to do all that, multi Z might be a pain in the ass but we will see
proggy2/11 faces done
>>559823673
>even if i worked for 4 years and the game was a flop, I would have learned so much, I would have grown as a person and I would have the dignity of like, I had finished a project and I feel that is important too and that can, you know... if you keep that going, eventually, you're really increasing your chances of something happening...- Eric Barone aka ConcernedApe (Airpear, Stardew Valley, Haunted Chocolatier)
>>559821260Does it do mist?
>>559823918based mindset, thanks ericCHAD
>Brianposting stops>Bocchi and Eric startNoticing
Why is it that every time I come in here there's a new faggot with a new spamming gimmick
Progress:Got a silver medal on Neodrive.
>>559824437it's the same faggot
What happened to the Skyrim-like AGDG collab? Is it still going?
>>559824621>What happened to the Skyrim-like AGDG collab? Is it still going?
>>559823918>>559824156man i hate this guy's face more than these niggers at this point>>559823780>>559823673
Progress:managed to read the neodrive title after much struggle
>>559824556Say his name. Make it known to the public
>>559819540cool. the camera movement feels kind of stiff like it use some interpolation.
>>559824621>What happened to the triple A open world game a bunch of faggot amatuers SAID they were going to do? they didn't do it? shocking!
>>559824621I've debated putting together a AGDG RPG but I don't know how to program
I'm back home, now I can make proggy again.Now I'm giving all of the enemies alert animations.
>>559824915>I've debated putting together a AGDG RPG but I don't know how to program
>>559824943this is the exact same webm you have posted 400 times you child molesting tranny fuck
>>559824943Is this the Skyrim-like collab?
>>559824532
>>559824943welcome back kannaCHAD
>>559824532>>559825172this isn't discord nobody cares please kill yourself
>>559825151fuck, 2d tranny
>>559825320u jelly cause no one playing your game lmao
>>559825374>fuck, 2d tranny
>>559824775I won't dox my friend.
>>559825620That's because you don't know who it is.
where's the stream
>>559825510>u jelly cause no one playing your game lmao
I see you all are suffering from post dd depression and are getting even more retardedso many such cases
>>559824915Just make content for an existing code
I should get a job.
>>559824943Yey
>>559825162no, this is
>>559825695that's true
>>559824817You talk as if AGDG hasn't made Skyrim-likes before
>>559822669I AM doing. I'm just thinking of what I would do later on
>>559825757You missed the tranny streamer and the actual woman streamer
>>559826115if my next game flops i'm hitting the oil rig
>still no fanart
>>559826396/agdg/ does dumb things that they don't ever commit to all the time, yes
>>559826396ill eat my hat
>>559826356for what purpose
>>559824621Tomo and I are still working on it
>>559826804good things take time
>Hey, Anon. Do you remember me? I made games X, Y and Z, on /agdg/, remember now? Cool! I'm making a new massive game and I'm in look for good gamedevs such as yourself to join our team, we already got funding and I'm down to paying you a 6 figures salary. I loved your A and B games, btw, congrats on your success!This will happen with me.
>>559821334theres no way hes not getting taken down or sued right
If getting a wishlist is basically the same as getting a (you), what does having someone buy your game feel like?
>>559827436I wouldn't mind collabing on a friendslopthat requires me to pull my weight first though..
>>559826898And sometimes it does smart things and commits and makes a successful Skyrim-like.
>>559826356kanna...
>>559827350I thought Tomo was making a Sci-Fi Zelda-like
>>559826504>actual woman streamerwtf a female aggy dev?
>>559829107no a bloodsucking leech
>>559826504Wtf I can't believe I missed the opportunity of having a female play my game :(
>>559824621We only managed to muster up a few weeks worth of momentum before getting burnt out. I have since given up on making dream games and have moved on to making more reasonably scoped incremental simulator autobattler gambleslop, just as Gabe Newell intended.
>>559829615get that bag Anon
Progress:Moved a bunch of functions to another file to cope with the fact I didnt write a single line of code in 2 weeks.
>>559829107Anon brought his mom to dd
>it works
>>559829107nah it was his sister
>>559829605>Wtf I can't believe I missed the opportunity of having a female play my game :(
>>559830054>>it works
>>559826504It was a guy with a voice changer
>>559830740Being a little cringe is worth it when it gets free female atention towards my game
>>559831151>Being a little cringe is worth it when it gets free female atention towards my game
>>559824621You guys were making Skyrim like and no one invited me? Ah well I'm working on a 3d Fallout like right now.
I actually want to do papercraft of my 3D low poly models.Pacifica as papercraft would be KINO.
>>559831961A game with real paper craft graphics would do numbers
https://www.twitch.tv/kusoge00starting with can you beat chroma if it works then something else maybe even (You)'re game
Claude Opus 'thinking' writes an entire fucking novel before it can write me a little algorithm to tune my boss battle
>>559829615once you get onto steam, and fail anyway, your magnum opus will welcome you back with open arms
>>559832583maybe because you're retarded for using opus when you just want a "little algorithm" you dumbfucking faggot, use sonnet
>>559832730relax nigger lmao
>>559833092>relax nigger lmao
I'm having a campfire at my house tonight if you wanna take a break from dev and come over.
>>559832730I'm well off enough to afford the $200 sub so I can use opus all of the day and never run out lol
>>559833274get drunk and fall asleep near the fire
>>559833274sorry, I'm still recovering from the last anon campfire I attended
>>559833363and you're still wasting your own time and complaining about it in the thread you stupid nigger
>>559833363>never run outYou're wasting your subscription. You should have 4 claudes running 24/7 on different features.
>>559832583
>>559832583>Claude Opus 'thinking' writes an entire fucking novel before it can write me a little algorithm to tune my boss battle
Don't ask Claude to generate 100 two-word sci-fi titles then look at upcoming games on Steam, worst mistake of my life, lois
>>559834009
>>559834157>1773095916135893.jpg
>>559834202>xhe posted again
>>559834302>>xhe posted again
>>559834042protocol bros...
HOLY FUARRKhttps://store.steampowered.com/search?term=protocol
will you niggers help multiplayer playtest my godot game or no?
>>559807268I think that /v/3 game jam heavily harmed the reputation for many people here and /agdg/ as a whole.
>>559834042What are you talking about dude, i fucking LOVE the explosion of two word nothing titles
>>559834514Sorting this by release date is actually pretty funny
AI gave me the perfect name, not generic at all. searched it. already taken...
>>559834514holy fuck steam is filled with trash
>>559834939now this is a name!https://store.steampowered.com/app/4151560/NULL_SECTOR_LAST_PROTOCOL/
>>559834514>Pressure ProtocolIsn't that just the old /v/ copypasta with Protocol added to it
>>559834514Now search for "void"
>>559835078cutting off my cock and killing myselfcall that a null sector : last protocol
It's over. I searched for my new game name on steamdb, now some jew will steal the name.
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbWGxB00pf4
>>559835198um ok...
>>559834673Bait post
>>559835198kek
>>559835078honestly looks kinda fun>>559834514try "void"
>>559834514>Search "Echoes" "Void" "Abyss" "Protocol" "Resonance">All the slop words>This fucking slop ass game comes up in literally all of themHow the FUCK
>>559835686>Bait post
i'm scared of a vocal minority complaining about my design decisionsso i am doubling down on the decisions that i assume they will complain aboutthis will leave a dedicated fanbase who provides stronger supportthe general audience is my enemy, i need a faithful niche market share
>>559835856Follow the signal...
>>559835893Isn't the guy that fucked up the winter show and got kicked off the team?
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>559836151proofs?
These are the same things.
>>559836247https://x.com/i/status/2002473413806600209>Hey guys it's CybershroomsYeah it's the same guy.
>>559836241neither do i but i'm successfully making a multiplayer game thanks to AI>>559836264if you think so why are you not killing yourself to get to the end faster
>>559836264NGMI
i never let negative reviews dissuade me from trying a game, if it looks interesting, i'll always be willing to give it a shotone of my most played games is overwatch and that game is mostly negative on steam, i still enjoy itbut i have a fear that if my game disappoints the "indie game critic" demographic, the reviews will be too heavily negative, as the game is designed for casual gamers insteadi believe the only counter to this problem is to drown out the "critics" by going absolutely crazy with the marketing and promotion and community building, so the inevitable 50-100 negative reviews from angry middle-aged men who should be reading novels instead will be nullified by hundreds of zoomers posting meme reviews because they enjoy the game but don't want to analyze whythe main problem this prevents is a game looking bad from having a negative review score even though it could still appeal to a viable audience>zoomer might enjoy the game>check store page>mixed reviews because bored indie enthusiast jon blow fans letterbox'd users wish it had a stronger narrative and more intricate puzzles>immediately disregards the gamebro you weren't the target audience, don't complain about a game that wasn't meant for youfool
>>559836264even if logically they make the same outcome, it makes the player feel more accomplished to find the keys than walk down a corridor.
>>559836264the illusion is what makes it fun. Everything is fundamentally the same 'thing'.
>>559836264depends on the story
>>559836264>call of duty but it's all cutscenes and no gameplay
>>559836551this guy gets it
>>559836264Not really.part of the fun of things like Resident evil 1-3 is to find the keys that make the puzzles of the game.Top is resident evil.Bottom is mario bros.
>>559836456>you weren't the target audience, don't complainFalse, the audience is anyone who buys it. They are allowed to complain if they want.Otherwise, every piece of media would be 100% positive by the 'target audience' review.
why am i worried about negative reviews dissuading potential buyers when negative reviews have never dissuaded me from buying a game
>>559836551>>559836726Clarifying my post to reflect my metaphysics. I have to do it.Everything is the same thing PER reality. IF there are other realities, then everyting is the same thing within said realities.But between realities, I do not believe everything is the same thing.I had to clarify. I'm a monistic solipsist.Full disclosure.
Games that were in Demo Day 66 but not Demo Day 67:>Acrolyte>Aggy-chan 3D>Alchemikal>Boing Boing Bros>C.O.R.N. - Cycle of Ruin & Nourishment>Crab Puncher>DEATH RING>DREAM AND VOID>Dungeon Trail>Ellie and Osh>Genesis Chamber>H.R.B. ~ Hair Receive Bullet>Maho Gokudo>Maid Cafe Coop>Mouseman: Point and Click RPG Adventure>MRPG>Paloo Spiral>Photon Blade>Poke All Toads>Recoil Rush>Saving Big Teeyon>second game>Silicon Scars>Snowfall>SokoShit>SPACEGORE>Surface Breaker>Villainess Villa>Witching Loot>Yark
>>559836827>Otherwise, every piece of media would be 100% positive by the 'target audience' review.this is the casethis is the nature of artto disagree with this is the pinnacle of arrogancebut in regards to consumer behavior i think the only solution to this is to have effective communication strategies for the people you specifically designed the game for, while accepting complaints from people who the game wasn't intended for but still found itsome people just aren't going to enjoy it
>>559836985But monistic PER reality. I have to clarify. Lol.Polytheistic if there are other realities.
>>559836985>I have to do itIt's protocol...
>>559835014No joke. Steam is a litter box. mountains of shit buried under sand with little gems sprinkled throughout. Good luck digging through the shit to find a gem.
>claude just passed 20 minutes refactoring my game for multiplayer
>>559836264>I got the key but the door wont open
Anyone else retardmaxxin?
>>559837058I will be there next time...
CYB3R VOID POLICEA roguelite tactics deckbuilder game where you play as the VOID POLICE or the CYPHERS. Which side will you pick?
>>559837058I will be skipping 68 because I want the 67 and 69 combo
>>559837058i didnt make enough progress on spacegore to warrant another submission
>>559836612So metal gear solid?
>>559837346>stealth game is just like codare you perhaps dum?
>>559837346what are you stupid? mgs4 online was the most kino shit ever
>>559837285FOLLOW THE PROTOCOLorFOLLOW THE SIGNALin this story-driven roguelike tactics deckbuilder with narrative choices
Yep, it's dev time.
>>559814696jokes on you, my mother doesn't have testicles
>>559837536you just have to tell everyone you're a pedophile with every post huh?
>>559816880FIST
>>559835576we already knew GDC has detoriated into women slap feels DEI think tank
>>559837610>you just have to tell everyone you're a pedophile with every post huh?
>>559837780well?
>>559837285the void police. they just put criminals into a void. do the crime, do infinite time.
>>559837610stop projecting
>>559804713infrared cam is now completely freaking out if you capture one of "them"
multi-colored flasks of mana and a mana gauge. the gauge is color-coded to match the type of mana used. i will add some kind of spell indicator in the HUD because it's still hard to tell which spell is equipped.
>>559834514>AI ProtocolA little fucking on the nose don't you think
>>559835576why is that nodev at gdc?
>>559837942>stop projecting
It's always funny when the thread schizos start engaging in friendly fire.
>>559837058Games that weren't in DD67 but will be in DD69:>My Game
>>559824915>I want to make a game but I don't know how to program
>>559837610Because it's funny.
>>559838160
Can you guys stop posting bocchi? I know I started it all and the joke went on for a bit too long now but I haven't even posted a boccher in months now and I'm tired of having to save them all.
>>559838547Sure. We'll swap it out for Brianposting ok?
>>559838618
>>559838618Thank you.
>>559834514launching a kickstarter btw lamao
>>559838547>having to save them all
>>559838547
>>559837208it failed and i ran out of usage lol
Me, Eric Barone, and Notch are all making games at the same time,This is a grand renaissance. Me and Notch and Eric will laugh about this when this is all said and done.
Making sacred magical things to improve my gamedev chakras, chuds.
>>559838997in a fight to the death between notch and eric i would be throwing knives to notch
Unfortunately I reached the conclusion that Godot is a buggy piece or shit that I should avoid as much as I can.Which other free game engine isn't made by complete retards?
is fygoon actually gone for good? havent seen him the past few times i checked agdg and it looks like his game isnt on this DDis it the end of an era? is it now safe to start posting again?
>>559839120been gone most of this year. hangs out in /v/
>>559839092>Unfortunately I reached the conclusion that Godot is a buggy piece or shit that I should avoid as much as I can.>Which other free game engine isn't made by complete retards?
Trying to model a kinoraptor but I'm stuck on the legs. I typically have connected legs and arms as separate objects (skill issue) since it saves alot of trouble rigging.How would you go about making the legs fit into this topology?
>>559839120>>559839219beware his false flags
>>559839092Godot 6 will fix it
>>559839092redot
https://x.com/claudeai/status/2031088175456903667We're so screwed
What's the best way to structure an inventory system code design wise?It is a good idea to have a base item class that all things inherit from (like potions, gear, etc) or make them separate structs/classes but with contracts?
>>559839589>https://x.com/claudeai/status/2031088175456903667>We're so screwed
>>559839589Daily reminder they're removing the higher tier subs soon because they are burning money on them.
>>559839926
>>559839120>he fears that someone else will post wordscongratulations, you're even more pathetic than him and his fight with his "cyber bullies"https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/555932196/#q555936481https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/555932196/#q555959403
>>559839961>1671049208736267.gif
initiating onions protocol...
>>559840063>>559839961
>>559840194>>559839961>1671049208736267.gif
>>559840239>>559839961
Thank God I'm not a vibecoder, I use AI to dev faster but if something bad happened to it I would still be able to dev without it.
YIIIKES DOOODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ux13UEqIYo
Shouldn’t Steam come with a game engine?
>>559839278extra edge loops around the hip, extrude away. weight paint thoughtfully.
>>559840429I would have to return to using an engine, no biggy though.
>>559840460>Shouldn’t Steam come with a game engine?
>>559840460nigga...
Why did you give up?
>>559840746>Why did you give up?
>>559840460close enough?https://github.com/Facepunch/sbox-public
>>559840784fuck you
>>559836264The player moves to do things which makes them engaged
when did boku become a youtuber? >>>/v/734635780
>>559839092Defold
>>559840746I didn’t. I’m making the engine. My game is going to cause shock and awe in this general, 4chan, on tumblr, on twitter, on YouTube, and on Steam. And more places.I want to also release it on Mac (Apple Silicon ) and the Switch due to them using a fully host coherent graphics memory system.
>>559841065
>>559841228What website is this
>Mike here from Games from Scratch video playing while lay in bed . Hands folded on belly.
>>559841006Boku looks like THAT!?!ZAMN!
>>559841285>What website is this
>>559840746Filtered by pixel art
>>559840903rude
>>559841304God you chose the worst youtube slop for your nodevving
>>559841006What's the point without the feminine bokupenis and unhinged racist rants
Educationalhttps://youtu.be/xojL9MdxcRs?si=RlOEPVqmwHb1Yi5qHe's real mad this time ...Never forget ... fuck NVIDIAhttps://youtu.be/iYWzMvlj2RQ?si=eVQOw1rzBt1nJfrT>>559804713Post dev musichttps://youtu.be/MjVkNwUU5sk?si=VspvVgk7J4ihJDuAhttps://youtu.be/ZTidn2dBYbY?si=IaWWDhD9cwMZreE-https://youtu.be/1MhUWrRnoxw?si=_C2egXaqJoN7Wp96
>>559838547>having to save them allpost your folder?
>>559841928>Never forget ...Linus already forgot and moved on, why are you a tard in almost every aspect of life?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQ0N56pW74
>>559839092holy fucking skill issueworks on my machine, try buying a better computer
>>559837886cyphers sp33k in l33t you c4n't b34t that
>>559841460I don't know what it is
>>559841006>>>/v/734638643
>>559842271>Linus already forgot and moved on,I won't forget. Linus lost his way when he allowed R*st in the kernel.
>>559842306Cyph3r//G4ng
>>559842330steamdb/technologies
>>559842268http://files.catbox.moe/ldh9df.zip
>>559842410||XxX_F()c|<_\/01dN1gg3rs_XxX||
>>559839589>15-25$ for reviewing one PRlmao
Flopdev at the end of history music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqwgTHmaFRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZo-ujDnq8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwuYD96K6-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYJGmBeq_khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xbSZRaNWIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HB4tmDSruc
STOP I CANT STAY HERE AND SAVE ALL THE BOCCHERS
>>559837984that's cool!
>>559842293Yeah me and all the 13k open issues they currently have open are all just skill issues.
>>559842704Just work the whole month and only send a single PR.>>559842997At least 8k of them were made by Cris saying stuff like>I found a bug, I cant use a node after freeing it
>>559842997Name one (1) that (You) personally ran into.
3 months in and I don't think my game will be done EOY guys
https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues?q=author%3Aca3games
>>559843332what the fuck.
>>559843332>>559843462Learn this:When Cris speaks, you listen.
>>559843332
>>559843332https://github.com/search?q=author%3Aca3gamedev&type=issueshttps://github.com/search?q=author%3Aca3games&type=issues
>Vega 8, Rizen 3200G, manjaro OS>GPU Driver crash on GLES 3 on Geforce 210>The issue I am reporting is that it causes my GPU windows driver to crash and reboot.>On Linux (Lubuntu) It produces a hard crash that makes the session of the user to close.cris are u still running this?
>>559843906why use the 210 if the 3200g apu is better
>>559843906Why would someone ever use a Geforce 210 with a 3200G tho
>play Deadlock>suffer bullshit balancing>Hopoo is behind itwhy must agdg follow me wherever i go...
>>559843906
>>559843143Just in the last hours today I ran into the following:https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/75224https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/111668https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/116372
>missed DD againoops.anyway I'm chipping away at RPG menu hell.
I have some open source projects and now the nightmare of cris opening 100s of issues on my GitHub became a possibility
>>559844237>actual issue for an old and soon-to-be deprecated system>skill issue>skill issue
>>559844253I'll be using that UI idea, btw.
Alright, just finished an upper body circuit, got some Vegan Chili. Now back to working on my engine.
>>559844253What happens to the captives?
>>559844237>>559844627also>2DLMAO
>>559844676sorry you don't sound heterosexual
If you can't handle Godot, you can't handle anything else
>>559843332Bro.How is he capable of writing mostly competent bug reports like this but has spent literally 10+ years with no meaningful progress?Is it even the same person?
>>559844792I am heterosexual, I am in love with a specific Tall Red Haired Woman who has prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.
>>559843332>Cris alone has done more to help the Godot ecosystem than 99.9% of /agdg/ combined
>>559844237Also, this is one of the worst maintained public repos I've ever seen.Prioritization of quantity over quality.There is no reason to keep merging a bunch of features that are poorly tested and that no one will own and maintain it.>>559844627Yeah, you're right. The program randomly crashing is obviously a skill issue in my part.So, is the AnimationPlayer's animations not working for literally no reason.
>>559844925He got addicted to conjoined twins porn, now his brain does work properly.
>>559839092poonity
>>559845061>Yeah, you're right. The program randomly crashing is obviously a skill issue in my part.Must be or maybe your thirdie PC because my 4.7.2 build runs fine>So, is the AnimationPlayer's animations not working for literally no reason.Intended behavior + solved issue in the link you sent, scroll downYou’re retarded
>>559845061>The program randomly crashing is obviously a skill issue in my part.Yes, unironically. The Godot editor allows arbitrary user code execution without much in the way of safety. You can literally delete your entire filesystem from the Godot editor if you were dumb enough. AnimationPlayer is one of those ultra-powerful tools that ends up executing arbitrary user code. If any of that code has a crash in it, then the editor just crashes. Godot does very little in the way of (9) idiot-proofing in favor of trusting users with full control.
>>559839092>>>/wsg/6106646before choosing one do your own research, try to find what are their main issues for your requirements
>AnimationPlayer is one of those ultra-powerful tools that ends up executing arbitrary user code
>>559845613>Intended behavior + solved issue in the link you sent, scroll downThat behavior is retarded and you're just as retarded as the mentally ill tranny who is defending this nonsense.>>559845716My code didn't have any arbitrary code that would've crashed the program. That's exactly the problem.
>>559845716>ultra-powerful tools
>>559813270how do we solve the gabencunt problem? it feels really bad that our hard work goes into a fatfuck buying boats
bros, wtf.magic is real.wtf.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZT15oz_uKxA
Godot won.
>>559846649Don't joke about magic bro. True story I knew a magic fag who was a total chud. He got real deep into magic shit then disappeared for a long time. Next time I saw him I found out he trooned out. Some time later he got arrested for stealing crystals from a magic shop. Magic ruins your life worse than meth.
With great power comes great responsibility.
@neodriveI changed the resolution using my window manager and the game saved it into UnityPlayerPreferences. There is no resolution changer in game so I had to modify the PlayerPreferences to go back to 1080p.
>>559846738Godon'tGo-not
>>559847468silence forever vulkan triangle text enginedev
>>559847524Throughout history tyrants have always tried to silence the weak
>>559847634
>>559844763You can convince them to join your army
>>559842704I think that report about the $200 sub costing Anthropic $5000 in compute might be accurate lol
>>559809214Not that anon but yes I would prefer that.
productivity life hack.Get these LED yellow bulbs.Your life will be much better.
>>559848317Fuck that, go find some old incandescent bulbsPure SOUL
>>559841065I also switched to defold recently, I gave up because it was too hard but love2d is inferior to it but now with AI it's much easier.https://github.com/indiesoftby/defold-agent-config
Why
>>559849012>Why
>>559848947Love2D seems okay but I'm afraid of running into unsolvable performance issues in some platforms due to relying on a scripting language.
>>559849370You can run native code via luajit (love2d uses it).
I'm a boring C# enterprise coder by day, thinking of making a game. I don't really want a game engine to do anything for me except handle rendering, audio, and input, I'd like to handle everything else in my own code. Would a framework like MonoGame be better for that than Godot or Unity?
>>559849885Yes. Raylib has c# bindings as well.
>>559849571There still limitations to LuaJIT.Probably not an big issue in most cases but still something to keep in mind.
>>559844925you guys do realize that cris is unironically a schizo who (sometimes) takes meds, lives at his parents house and cannot keep a job? hes not a larper, hes genuinely insane
>>559850354yet hes still more sane than the faggot who posts green dragon balloon animals
WTFF IM GETTING RAPED?!?!
>>559846649cris about to conjure a conjoined twins using black magic
>>559827420how much time?
>>559847921What kind of convincing are we talking about?
>>559851197there were over 69 entries. 1 fan art per hour, gonna be a while!
>>559848317I have a big light in the sky I use.
Big improvements for combat on v0.0.6 update. The monster targeting system is done. You auto target and face a monster attacking you. If you cycle between monsters manually it does a line of sight check, then the tiles adjacent, and a few other conditions to make the monster it cycles between the best guess on a players intent. Also attacking a monster on the same tile and by clicking them is a thing.
>>559850580>>559851639i dont mind fygoon because im not a pedo nor a tranny so he doesnt hurt my feelings, i find his posts amusing as a matter of fact
>>559839120You can kill his legally distinct doppelganger in my game if you want anon if that helps
When did you stop caring, /agdg/?
>>559852676do you have sprites for the tranime pedos or just the guy who fights against them?
>>559852291sounds pretty advanced. my game "ai" is1) if there's an obstacle, go around it2) run towards the player3) don't follow a completely straight trajectory and dodge randomly
>>559852861isnt tangy td made by a youtube eceleb? i think i saw it on my feed a few timesi was thinking at how i should price my game and i feel like people dont want to pay more than $5 for an indie game now...
>>559852861>top 7 are all crafty buildy simulators>number 8 is a AA action gameAll is right with the world.
hatred and violence
I hate crabs
Has anyone ever had an issue like this? PlayerLoop Self 100 msI tried everything, turning all gameobjects off, even player, which kind of worked, but it appeard ot spike every time I moved around, changed camera values, still nothing.I dont expect anyone here to know but in the small chance that someone does, pls save me
>>559846649don't fuck with that shit
>>559853170>muh eceleb guruwhy are you doing this to xirself zukjeet? we gonna dab on you again and you will CUFFBUST as per usual
>>559852295fygoon spent more time seething at pedos than the pedos spent seething at him
>>559853291I don't know. In my project if I have the Player gameobject selected in the inspector it causes lag spikes but if I deselect it it goes back to normal.Does the lag appear in the editor only or does it also happen in the final build?
>>559853360>Gross revenue (base game): $285.5k ($188.6k - $382.4k)>more money than you will make throughout your entire life
>>559852861>agdg game in the 1st placeFlop bros... We lost... Again... 2x times this week...
>>559853384i disagree, i think he permanently mindbroke some posters even when hes not posting xhey seethe about him or look at this dude kek >>559852676i wish to have the same impact as him but it aint easy
>>559853537Both, final build, just random spikes of 100ms, I'm this close to crashing out
>>559853551>>Gross revenue (base game): $285.5k ($188.6k - $382.4k)>>more money than you will make throughout your entire life
>>559853551that wont even pay for the plushies and all the ads post publisher cut + gabencunt cut, of course you wouldnt know that since youre a nodev neet trannyzukjeet cortisol status: 'bout to CUFFBUST
>>559853591>i think he permanently mindbroke some postersI was talking about the pedoposters, they barely cared about him when all he did was whine about them
>>559851102yes.BTW I started to feel like dizzy or some shit, lmao.I'm like being purified by this shit.wtf.
We won
>>559853871you need to stop doing this immediately
day 4 of my "2 hours" mesh deformation special debug operation *sigh*
>>559853607That's weird. The profiler usually tells you what script causes the spike.
>>559853906very nicegood job wireworks dev
>>559853906>no tranime>no pedophiliahavent seen him post here congrats, well deserved
>>559853750what game cost $10M to make
just make wireslop
Aye, siwmae!
>>559852948Bro I'm just making a game>>559853041That's nothing compared to the pathfinding system. Bidirectional IDA-Star with deviation rates, you could launch attacks over the full map. Pathfinding and collision is all on the server simulation, which is a mix of a spatial has and R-tree and other relevant scaling techniques.
>>559854260Ori and the Blind Forest
How can i turn my game into a roguelike
Chip Tup and the 9 tailed spiritA coming of age indie game story driven game about Chip Tup finding his way back to Arborea.
>>559854361
>>559854528instant hitnow you just have to make it
>>559854361so it's safe to assume you are pro pedophilia since you dont?
Social media marketing?
Recreating the original soul, from scratch.Not sure if realistic chicken feet add or subtract from the original's vision.
>>559854632Fuck you newfag I literally left /agdg/ years ago for a problem with those non game posts
>>559854517when you die you start from the beginning
>you must be outraged about all the things leftover foids want you to be outraged about
>>559854632I have you also add that you think me having Rolo in my game is offensive to Fygoon. He said I could by the way.
>>559854689Cool
>>559854708i'm sorry but i will ask again: since you feel the need to virtue signal about one of the only yesdevs with a clear anti-pedo position, it's safe to assume you're a pedophile? it's a simple yes or no
I'm beginning to think this place isn't good for gamedev
>>559854981No. I will hang you with the pedophiles.
>>559854904i'm not fygoon i don't care what he said i'm just noticing your queer behavior, are you a pedophile? why are you dodging the question?
>>559855070Try reading >>559854708 >>559855025
>>559855020It's probably the reason why Wireworks removed his game from demo day.
>>559855136took you 3 replies to say that, i think you're a pedophile doing some damage control now, i have my eyes on you from now on
>>559855070All men are pedophiles when you let chistmas cakes define what a constitutes a pedophile.
>>559855202So did Jargon
>>559855236Why don't you check the archives on why I left. If you pretend to have this position then you are probably a pedophile projecting.
>>559855257kys zukjeet aka eldon betz>>559855318if you truly are not a pedo and its just banter between you and fygoon then i apologize, but why didn't you say so earlier instead of dodging?
>>559851041don't forget tip
>>559855469I have had fygoons back for being anti pedo on /v/ for many threads. I forgor you anon.
>>559855469Pipe down, lil soicuck. Don't @ me again until a hag finally rewards you with sex for licking her boot.
Hit reactions + hit boxes + physics + health attributes + niagara systems.It might look like garbage but I have the fundamentals down and soon it'll be polished and look real goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/14cj3v.webm>>559854910thanks bro
>>559851639>>559852752>>559853170>>559853551>>559853906>>559854853>>559855257"17xxxxx... .jpg"How do I auto generate my filenames when posting / saving is it some secret 4chan feature?I've been posting here for years and have been to afraid to say anything until now.
>>559855915Stop posting from an iPhone for starters.
>>559855862Cute
>>559856020It isn't cute it's cool motherfucker
>>559855915>iCuck
>>559855973>>559856053IM ON PC U BASTERD BITCH ITS NAMED LIKE THAT BECAUSE I SAVED IT AND I DONT HAVE THE SECRET FILENAME CHANGER YOU DO FUCK YOU!
>>559855915its ok anon im an itoddler phoneposting giga retard too
>>559856180AI slop
>>559855862>Isreal engine
I hope Capcom never notices that I took and modified one of the textures from a game they released almost 30 years ago.
>>559856556Toby...
>>559847326my bad, I'll add a resolution option in the next update. probably wont be for a while though, I'm upgrading to URP. new update with a new stage 1 track is out btw
>>559856467You're thinking of Unity bro
>>559856467Tim Unreal is based. If only Tim and Gaben would set aside their differences... Gaben won against a Rothschild and Tim against google and Tim Apple. Together they could take on the global payment processing cartel and save gaming.
>>559855915eldon "zukjeet" betz is using 4chanx>>559857369gabencunt is too greedy for timmy's taste
I now wanna do some stop motion using papercraft models.wtf.this is amazing.
>>559857772new workflow cris?
>>559837058which games released?
>>559806194>>559811178KEK. Protip: You are not a game developer. You are an entrepreneur specializing in interactive media production.
>>559858604None of them, AFAIK. Silicon Scars and Boing Boing Bros both have Steam pages up, although they don't have release dates yet.
What does /agdg/ think will happen to gaming once the live-service sector gets oversaturated? There's already>Arc Raiders>Marathon>DeadlockPlus all the ones that are DOA like Highguard. Do you think the burnout will cause more people to seek out more traditional games?
>>559859275retard
>>559859275Hopefully
>>559859275AAA devs will start lobbying the government to make mandatory GFs real so more gamers are born
>>559859275Live-service games are a thing since the 90s and will keep existing forever.
give gamers what they want
>>559860161I don't want this.
>>559860161
>>559859715Obviously live-service games aren't going anywhere. But that doesn't mean the current trend of live-service games won't end up like MMOs did.
There's at least 5 bots in /agdg/ right now. You can tell by the ritual posts.
>cracks back>adjusts reading glasses>puts on moisturizer>applies sildenafil>takes heart medicinetime to get to work, fellow younglings.
JOEYFYGOONthats it, thats the xeet
>>559860847ritualposting is fun thoughbeit
>>559860847>There's at least 5 bots in /agdg/ right now. You can tell by the ritual posts.
>>559839092Support winners, anon.
>>559861040>thoughbeit
My indie game is worth $70 but I will be gracious and lower the price down to $30.
lolidev status?
I just imagined her front teeth.
>>559861808>I just imagined her front teeth.
>>559861613exterminated
>>559861613the collab project just started
What's the best sword stance for a master?
>>559862254auto-fellatio
The critter's eyes change when he takes dmg.My talent has surpassed the original's vision.
>>559862363timmy's engine allows solodev to do this and y'all wasting your time using poonity or godont, naaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>559862515>timmy's engine allows solodev to do this and y'all wasting your time using poonity or godont, naaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>559859275storytellers will thrive, everybody else will struggle for scraps
>>559862910how deluded you have to be to think that gamercunts want stories? they want gambleslop skinnerbox brimstones
>>559863009>how deluded you have to be to think that gamercunts want stories? they want gambleslop skinnerbox brimstones
uh oh meltie
>>559863009Up a level on the abstraction, not the story of the game but the story around the gameCheck out how every indieslop metroidvania has a sob story attached now
>>559862515What you're looking at here although quite complex is actually a "texture swap". By changing (swapping) the 'texture' of the eyes I can create the allusion/feeling that the heartless is more alive by having fluid, interactive eyes that change depending on the state of the creature (such as when taking damage).Again, this is very advanced programming that only a few anons in this general are capable of following along with. By changing this parameter from "0" to "1" I can swap between two different eye textures.As you stated, I believe this is only possible in Unreal Engine (5.7 and above). Godot/Unity could never accomplish this same feat.
>>559863009They do
>>559860858at what age is it too late to turn things around
>>55986362016
i cant play your unreal game btw
>>559863009Gamers crave experiences.That's why games like RimWorld are so extremely popular."organ harvesting" is very boring in-game. You just get an item and a moodlet, and that's about it.It's the most shallow experience you can have, mechanically speaking.However, the IDEA of organ harvesting is what tickles a gamercunt's prostate.They want to be able to tell their friends about it. They want to tell themselves after a session of gaming that they've done something interesting.It appeals to the sensibilities of an easily entertained fool.>>559863620It's never too late to pick up a new jobby.
if you want to get good at programming, try to make a mini-game in raylibyou can go back to your kiddy engine afterwards but the experience you'll gather will make you a better developer than 99% of this thread
>>559864026>if you want to get good at programming, try to make a mini-game in raylib>you can go back to your kiddy engine afterwards but the experience you'll gather will make you a better developer than 99% of this thread
>>559864106>>if you want to get good at programming, try to make a mini-game in raylib>>you can go back to your kiddy engine afterwards but the experience you'll gather will make you a better developer than 99% of this thread
I love her so much.
>>559864161>>>if you want to get good at programming, try to make a mini-game in raylib>>>you can go back to your kiddy engine afterwards but the experience you'll gather will make you a better developer than 99% of this thread
>>559863620while you keep breathing it's never too latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK3y-dULZAU
anyone else have a moment in their game where the player realizes.... "wait... Earth... has been gone for.... a long time.. "that hard hitting moment.
>it worksThat’s my cue to go to bed now.
>>559864714*sigh*it's not the same without the soijaks
"Wait... why did that Elf... just mention.. 'the Ancient World of Earth'?"Anyone else got those moments in their game?
>>559860858>>559863620Alan Rickman was in his 40s when he got into acting. Never too late.
>>559864850>>559864950what kind of slowburn bone-chilling genre-defining gigaslop are you making where someone can have those "moments"
>>559865014>Alan Rickman was in his 40s when he got into acting. Never too late.
>>559865054It's sort of like 3D Dwarf Fortress. But with way more to it. And there's going to be a moment in the game where the player is just floored by it.
Anyone here use C# and gdscript in tandem in Godot? How easy is it?
>>559865054Question:Why does everyone in this general seem to hate the idea of atmosphere or storytelling
>>559865548C++ and GDScript play together better.
>>559865123>>Alan Rickman was in his 40s when he got into acting. Never too late.
>>559865621Narrative design from an amateur gamedev is almost always going to be complete dogshit unless they're making a visual novel and focusing heavily on narrative quality. No one cares about some delusional retard's gay fanfic headcanon.
>>559865703Do you actually use GDE or are you just parroting what other people are saying?>>559865621It's a red flag for people who have maladaptive daydreaming, which prevents them from creating anything in the first place.If you're making a 3D DF, you have much bigger things to worry about than the story.
>>559865621Most anons here do not have the brain capacity to create anything with complexity. Just look at the games that get submitted to Demo Day for example.
>>559864898i look like this
Godotsaars... our golden cow is extremely easy to decompile...https://old.reddit.com/r/godot/comments/1rm7ueb/slay_the_spire_2_can_be_decompiled/
>>559865962Yes. I've made GDExtension Nodes for things that will benefit from the performance gain. It takes an bit of initial learning and work, but it's fairly quick once you have it set up.
>>559866170$12 million in just 5 days. Winners win.
>>559866170lmao at all the godot bootlickers saying ACTUALLY ITS A GOOD THING
Anyone else making a roguelike deckbuilder and kinda bummed out that shart the spire 2 already released? Normies will never give my game a chance...
>>559866567>Anyone else making a roguelike deckbuilder and kinda bummed out that shart the spire 2 already released? Normies will never give my game a chance...
>>559866567See >>559853906
>>559866567Gamercattle will get bored of StS2 and start seeking alternatives.
>>559866682>Gamercattle will get bored of StS2 and start seeking alternatives.
>>559866567Rising tide lifts all boats. My deckbuilder is insane so I guess I'll get some bites
>>559866704That's right lil parrot, repeat my posts. They deserve double the bandwidth.
>>559866848>That's right lil parrot, repeat my posts. >They deserve double the bandwidth.
eldon 'zukjeet' betz meltie
>>559866926
Your game will never be referenced in a Japanese manga
>>559866848please don't attack a wholesome and genuine staple of thread culture in such a way.
>>559867354My favorite Japanese vtuber better play StS or I am cancelling my YouTube membership.
quoting someone without comment means you agree with them. it's like saying>thisbut in not so many words
>>559865054Well it's not like Blue Archive has a super mindblowing story either.
>>559865703>>559866258NTA but I'm using Godot C#. Is C++ performance benefit good? Any resources for setting up GDExtension Nodes for C++ scripting?
c++ games are easy to hack because of pointers but it doesn't matter I guess if it's a single player game
>>559868191>worrying about performance in godotdont bother, those incompetent retards coded it so badly that your efforts are worthlessif you want performance switch to something else
>>559867959>quoting someone without comment means you agree with them. it's like saying>>this>but in not so many words
>>559867959newfag
>>559868346every game is easy to hack when it doesn't involve a kernel anticheat
>>559865954Unironically I would read gay retard headcanon if it's entertaining
>>559867959oldstraight
>>559869740can't you just code anticheat into a server if it's an online game?>client does something the server doesn't agree with>ban that clientI feel like you don't really need kernel anticheat in that situation if you do it right
>>559868643>>worrying about performance in godot>dont bother, those incompetent retards coded it so badly that your efforts are worthless>if you want performance switch to something else
do you think you have to think in an insane way to code or is it natural for you to think that way?
>>559863725i hate this, why is this happening, does it happen every time?
>search for anything performance related in godot>top 5 answers are always just "DONT WORRY BRO THE ENGINE ISNT THE ISSUE" or "YOU DONT NEED THAT LEVEL OF OPTIMIZATION!!" without giving an answerok
>>559870959godot sucks lmao
>>559870959>>search for anything performance related in godot>>top 5 answers are always just "DONT WORRY BRO THE ENGINE ISNT THE ISSUE" or "YOU DONT NEED THAT LEVEL OF OPTIMIZATION!!" without giving an answer>ok
>>559870959if you want performance then stop bothering with premade engines. make ur own
>>559866998kill yourself
>>559871938
alright chat, what makes it special?
>>559872090luck
Just a few more tries, fuck my life, man. I need those acs. :(
>>559872954I love your schizo artstyle Mongol
>>559872090it makes for a good player story. I haven't played it but I have seen threads go on for hundreds of posts on /v/ theorycrafting and discussing best cards, showing off how they lost or won etc. the special sauce is copy a good game(dominion) and be the first to do it with appeal
>>559873606Thanks fren. Just a few more days and I will be golden.
Blogpost about to land, clear the runway!Yesterday I worked on dynamic sensitivity of controls and I think they're better now, but today I'll need to adjust physics, which will probably require a tweak to the damage model and the economy because it's all interfuckingconnected.177 days left to finish my game. I owe it 15 hours (3 days) of work since December. I just can't work more than 5 hours a day. I used to be able to, but I used to be able to do lots of things. I used to be able to not eat any sweets for like 6 months and look at me now.
>>559873713fatfuck
>>559873713>I used to be able to not eat any sweets for like 6 months and look at me now.If you can distract yourself for 3 weeks that's all it takes
>>559873740Yes?>>559874075I've gone off sweets many times, but the benefits are few and the cravings are inescapable. Like what's there to look forward to on a daily basis? Having sweets between breakfast and work has become a morning ritual for me. Best I can do is substitute sweets for bananas and other fruit.
how do you guys approach fixing crashes that a user experiences? i don't even know if this is caused by unreal or my code.
>>559874519https://dev.epicgames.com/documentation/en-us/unreal-engine/crash-reporting-in-unreal-engine
a steamie boughted my game and refunded it because it didn't run on his OS (he was a linuxoid)i wouldn't have had a problem with this, had I not had a demo of my game available. but I do.i literally made the demo for this exact reason - try out the game to see if you like it or if it runs for you.and yet steamies continue to be boughtering my game without trying the demo and then refunding it if they don't like it/can't run itmy question is, why are the steamies so retarded? do they literally not see the demo listed above the game's purchase button?
>>559874519I've never had a crash. use a better engine like unity
>>559874869impulse buying?
>>559874467I got the impression you ate sweets for breakfast, and yes fruits are obviously better. I quit caffeine, refined sugar and soda long ago and life just got worse overall even though I stuck with it for 2-3 years so I get it. But since switching to diet soda and coffee/energy drinks I don't have anywhere near the same cravings for sweets and pastries and I'll even get sick/disgusted with more than modest amounts.
>>559874683oh boy>>559874887i'm stuck with unreal forever
>>559875000but why? is gabencunt responsible for this?
>>559875367food analogy
>>559875446i don't understand
>>559875126I can eat sweets only on a full stomach otherwise I also find them disgusting. Maybe that's the trick, to have a light breakfast so I don't eat sweets?And I also quit caffeine for like a year and while I wasn't feeling tired or bad past the initial caffeine withdrawal headaches, I just wasn't getting as much done. In fact I doubled the daily time I worked on games since I got back on caffeine. Is it a coincidence or a placebo? I can't afford to experiment, I need to get this game done.
>>559875645kids in a candy store don't check the calories and then get diabetus
Huh?
>>559874869why would i play the demo when i can try the real thing and refund if theres any problems?
>>559875894ahh, i see. i understand now, but this still makes the steamies retarded, no?like the median steamie IQ can't be above 85
>>559876295This, also demos are often outdated compared to the actual game
>>559874869>>559876295Pretty much this, if the refund policy is that generous then the only reason to try a demo is if the game loop can't be experienced in 2 hours
>>559804876>>559852861Nice, he will make Slay the Spire 2 look like a joke.
>>559876295>>559876382>>559876421>i'd rather waste my money and give it to valve for nothing rather than try something for free (officially)steamies confirmed low IQ
>>559876967>waste my moneydo you not understand the concept of a refund?
>>559876321The average gamer IQ has always been slightly higher from selection, about 105-110 because it can always offer an appropriate level of challenge when the school system doesn't do a good enough job at nurturing your talents. According to a study analyzing 9000 kids habits, playing video games over a period of 2 years will raise your IQ by 2.5 points while doomscrolling and watching TV will do nothing for you.
making games dropped my IQ. I should have been a gamer instead
>>559876967Why are you pretending to be retarded?There's no way a person that can make a post doesn't know that "refund" means "the money goes back to you"
>>559876967>>i'd rather waste my money and give it to valve for nothing rather than try something for free (officially)>steamies confirmed low IQ
>>559877000>>559877107valve doesn't like refunding straight back to your actual bank account and instead will give it back through the steam wallet (not actual money)
>>559877193not true
>>559874869>a steamie boughted my game and refunded it because it didn't run on his OS (he was a linuxoid)>i wouldn't have had a problem with this, had I not had a demo of my game available. but I do.>i literally made the demo for this exact reason - try out the game to see if you like it or if it runs for you.>and yet steamies continue to be boughtering my game without trying the demo and then refunding it if they don't like it/can't run it>my question is, why are the steamies so retarded? do they literally not see the demo listed above the game's purchase button?
>>559877214except it is
>>559877193Skill issuehttps://store.steampowered.com/steam_refunds_methods
Strip poker with MILFs
>>559877342>not stated: refunds to bank accounts are deliberately slower compared to steam wallet refunds which are almost instantenous (read: basically give money to valve for nothing)
>slowerstupid faggot
>>559877449>>not stated: refunds to bank accounts are deliberately slower compared to steam wallet refunds which are almost instantenous (read: basically give money to valve for nothing)
>>559877193Okay but if I can reasonably assume I will spend my wallet within the year or however long it's there then there is no problem?
>>559877449>refunds to bank accounts are deliberately slowerWhy do you pretend to be retarded?
>>559871439yep I actually started making my current game with godot and went to making my own engine (and remaking everything I had already done and way more at this point) after the limitations became obvious due to godot just being the way that it is. it reminds me of using flash to make a game or something, it's glitchy and does what it can and has weird quirks.it's not bad for making an early prototype though so you can see what you like about how it plays.
which one do I open aggy?
>>559877938Middle one
>>559878038good call
I'm making my game without an engine. it just works idk how
>>559848109>Not that anon but yes I would prefer that.
>>559854025ngmi
>>559877938is this unity?
>>559821419Why do you care?>Please unblock shit I never heard of to proceedThis fucking website.
>>559872085>>559871938
>>559880142this
>>559880342>>559871938
>>559880385
>>559872090>>559873675It tricks players into believing that they are being smart, while the players in reality are being utterly retarded and wasting time on a meta-progression, numbers-go-up, skill-decaying, anti-learning game. Carefully designed to let players blunder into some of the builds that are at least somewhat effective, and letting them believe that it was themselves that were being smart or they finally had luck.Add to that memes and degradation, and a very or extremely high level of execution, content and polish. The developers are very skilled, high productivity, high quality, and taste.
>>559880442>>559871938
>>559880606tranny pedo
Look at you, pigs rolling around in the SHIT
>>559880512Counter point: the graphics are MSPaint slop and seem more like an early tech alpha before a real game goes into production. Also what makes it different from the other games that attempt to do the same thing? The other day I heard someone say "I couldn't get into Monster Train at all, it seems impossible to win at the first attempt while StS just does everything right". What sort of expectations are matched and exceeded with Slay the Spire?
>>559866998>>559872085>>559880342>>559880791kill yourself samefaggot
>>559881194
>>559881253>>559881194
>>559867354I will make my own Japanese manga and reference my own game.
>>559880512>It tricks players into believing that they are being smart, while the players in reality are being utterly retarded and wasting time on a meta-progression, numbers-go-up, skill-decaying, anti-learning game. Carefully designed to let players blunder into some of the builds that are at least somewhat effective, and letting them believe that it was themselves that were being smart or they finally had luck.sounds like gamedev
>>559883791Pseuds will spout this and then convince themselves that going to work, making number go up, reading books and getting diplomas makes them more of a human than your average savannah dweller and that they aren't the same thing
>>559883791How would one do that with PvP? StS2 is PvE or coop PvE.
>>559881170I don't think the graphics are MSPaint-tier at all. At least not for StS2. As for Monster Train, I don't really know what that is, I assume it's a game in the same genre.
>>559858604>>559859206Dungeon Trail released, actually.
>>559884109>Pseuds will spout this and then convince themselves that going to work, making number go up, reading books and getting diplomas makes them more of a human than your average savannah dweller and that they aren't the same thing
nobody noticed my multiplayer post
>>559886557They probably did but chose to ignore you
>>559886557I haven't played a multiplayer game in like 10 years.
>>559886623have you ever played space station 13?
>>559886557maybe if you stopped being such a faggot Josh
>>559886806>if you stopped being such a faggot
>>559886790I think you're a bit late to the party, they already made versions of SS13 called Among Us, Barotrauma etc
>>559887259among us and barotrauma suck ass though
>>559886931uh oh melty
also it's supposed to copy a ss13 fork called roguetown, which a bunch of changes obviously, but when it's "ready" ill post the files here and see if anyone joins for a round, gonna be like half a year though i think before it's ready for that>>559887478not having a meltie, my mod is also doing just fine
>>559887398Pitch me your game, what makes it different and why they should play your game over theirs. With SS13 it's pretty simple from what i understand since there are a limited number of slots on a server
>>559887561can't you just ask AI to explain to you what ss13 roguetown is
also obviously it will be a free game
>>559870946yea, im running it on a shitty integrated intel laptop.The main menu scene looks good, but when it starts generating map it eventually just gives up.If u know where I can find logs I can post them or something
Do aggy keep a physical note/journal for their game dev? Gpt give me too much stuff to read. Also, I keep creating new chat every time instead of finding the old one. I think keeping a note would help me remember better and also look cool like Kakashi.
what separates ngmi from gmi
>>559888310
>>559888136i
>>559888356It's actually n
>>559861613On my workdays, my gamedev progress is much slower to nonexistent.
>>559888115I write things like math, algorithms and to visualize what I'm doing, if I'm able to "solve it" in paper, translating it into code is pretty simple