Cannon Paige Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/post-217955>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Previous thread >>559804460
this explains wraith and calico....
>>559830219BASED OP
how many innocent games must deadlock kill? when will yoshi's bloodlust be sated?
>>559830324AY CARAMBA
Silver.
Sex with Venator
>>559830219>Paige after conjuring all the dishes from a cookbook I gave her
LIFTING
Why you niggers pretend like you want to talk about the game. 99% of you come here to """rage bait"" like faggots and the other 1 pretend to be retarded
>>559830431its just this easy
>Buy Echo Shard on Mirage>Max my Tornado>They cleanse my first tornado lift>Turn around and lift them again>ECHO SHARD>spam my tornado two more times>DeadFOR THE DJIIIIIIIINNN
>>559830392That is the worst looking glass i've ever seen. That shit should be spilling out.
>>559830354>Kills Concord>Kills Highguard>Kills MarathonWho's next on the Gaben chopping block?
>>559830392her hair is lighter in color!!! stop drawing her like a traditional blonde aaaaahhhh!!!!!
>>559830324>Stone form model is replaced with fertility Goddess
>>559830535True
i love victor
>>559829136Wouldn't that make victor a cuck since hes watching paige jerk off another dude??
>play mirage>spend the entire game farming, never join a fight>by the time I have an actual build and can do something, the game has endedI mean, he's great if you want the single player experience I guess
>>559830152I'll keep raging against Yoshi until he stops nerfing her and buffs her
>mo wins his lane >if i show my face anywhere that isn't with 4 of my teammates im not instantly dead to burrow, 1 scorn + ult
How the fuck are you supposed to memorize all of these box routes?
few things hits harder in this game than landing a 6 man dynamo ult with refresher(not asked for) and hearing your team chimp out over voice chat
>get to phantom without working on my movement>now every other player completely styles on me by jumping around like ADHD addled kidswelp guess I gotta fuck around in sandbox nowon the other hand even in phantom people can't reliably parry viscous punch (when there's like five of them being thrown out in quick succession)
>>559830764I don't memorize them, I just happen to break every box on the way to where I want to go
>>559830758Why would burrow do that much damage?
I want Doorcuck, Wraith, and Krilliam to be ritually slaughtered and then nerfed.
>>559830764download more rem
>>559830850Sometimes the parry just doesn't register for whatever reason
>>559830927Calico is worse.
>>559830619I'm enjoying him as a newcomer, although I suck ass at lane still. I swear any time I play him I get stuck with the biggest gigasissy guardian huggers peakshot bitches possible.But I guess it could also just be my fault for trying to be more aggressive.
Is it Spirit Geist or Gun Geist now? Hybrid? I just wanna hagmaxx
>>559830906His burrow has 1.5 spirit scaling. Once he gets 4.8k spirit. Or rushes Arctic Blast your going to tank all that damage. which is a lot of damage
>>559830764You don't you just fucking do them until they naturally are remembered through experience.
>>559831207Haven't played since the patch but his lane was terrible before. So its just more surviving and trying to gain a lead via afking farming.
Favorite character to flatten with an anvil?
>>559831207i play like a pussy in lane before ult. just poke with gun and bodyblock your partner to get battery energyjumpcharge also fills it up. i use it on cooldown my mindset is to not lose lane. getting a kill is good for sure, but the most important thing is to not die because each second you are dead = lost farm
>>559831335Gay Talon
>>559830832I AM THE COSMOS
/mlp/ bros, link me some tunes for spamming celeste.
mo and krill is a curse character for me because every time i play them, LITERALLY every time i play them, i get monstrously fed and force feed kills to my team as well but they are all so bad at pushing towers that i literally run out of space to buy items and the enemy just outscales for free
>>559831335Mina
half the heroes that got super buffed this update didn't even need it what the fuck are they thinking...and you can barely call those changes to apollo and celeste "nerfs"
>>559831458Trance
>>559831209I've been hybridmaxxing since before the spirit buff, it's just a matter of striking a balance between nuking your own health pool and immediately getting it back from life steal.
>>559831396That's fair. I'll try to be a bit more conservative in my approach but a little less conservative of jumpstart. That's a good point. And pain battery has such range on it now too, it's not like I HAVE to be in faces.
>>559831335(You)
>>559831523Why is this fetish artWhy are people jacking off to this
>>559831537sorry bro, the streamers said victor needed buffs
I've never seen a Spirit Paige doing this much damage before
>>559830619same, i like to unga bunga and he fits that playstyleI only wish i could fit some orange items in his builds
How do you build Mirage? His 3 doesn't really scale with gun items except Ricochet and Split Shot due to the per target cooldown. I feel like there is some particular combo involving cooldown reduction and Surge of Power, but I haven't figured it out.>>559830764Just learn them one at a time. It takes a while anyway to both recognize the timing when you can do it without missing creeps or fucking your lane partner over.
>>559831335I like seeing Gay Talon suffer for some reason
>>559830219Damn Paige leave some souls for the rest of us
>>559830832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNY0YR2b1g
>>559831596source now you stupid bitchand that better be an animal dick she's sucking on
What the fuck goes through the brains of russians?Why are you speaking to us in russian when everyone speaks english?Why you are not attempting to communicate normally?Why are you getting mad at team for not understanding your monke language?
>>559830431often I'll come here and say some obviously retarded shit just for half of you to unironically agree with me. last patch I was saying how an obviously meta must pick hero was actually weak and I was surprised to see how many people here agreed
>>559831596source for the image?
>>559831604also in my experience in lane, don't buy extra charge early on. since jumpstart will always be on cooldown its not that important imogetting torment for your spike (if you are doing the spirit build) is crucial>>559831740there is a hybrid build that uses cultist sacrifice and kinect dash. with the buff to his gun and ult t1 change, it doesn't seem that bad. im an aimlet so i never tried it myself tho
>>559831979>I like them so they're honest
>>559831947>>559831995Welwraith, its just ball sucking sadly!https://files.catbox.moe/la1qjm.png
>>559831973ebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt
>>55983197370 years of Soviet union, bread 2 things into them.- Extreme offence when you suggest that they are not completely and utterly perfect- A belief that speaking any other language is inherently humiliating>a guy who had to work as a cashier in Lithuania as a student
>>559832124lame, I wish it had been a red horse dick
>>559831979hahahahaha bro got shit on by graves hahahahaha she has like 2 stamina just run her down dude LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559831335>buy anvil>never anvil unless seven ults>repeat this the entire game>seven disconnects
>>559831973
Reminder that Silver ABSOLUTELY NEEDED INSTANT NERFS JUST A FEW WEEKS AFTER RELEASE BEFORE LETTING HER SETTLE IN META, THIS IS FINE BTW ACCORDING TO YOSHIFAG.
>>559831979Mina is honest now.
>>559832205Dishonest=/Powerful
>>559832205not him but we're just going to pretend that auto aim is honest now?
patch the game
>>559832278is Haze always top tier because retards let her farm and refuse to buy counter items, or is she actually busted all the time?
It's insane how fast walkers die to spirit now. You would think they would increase their spirit resist.
>>559831979Mina is like the single most dishonest character in the entire gameSame with LashPiece of shit heroes, anything that flies is dishonest
>>559832380Bottom 80% of games Haze can go 0/10, farm until she gets Ricochet and then just drop ult during teamfight to win.
>>559832124testicular torsion
>>559832278Calico will be easily 70% once things settle more.
>>559832476>anything that flies is dishonest>aka the entire cast if your goodShutup Migu player and learn how to use movement.
>>559830832>the two enemies that used their 5 second timeout to check your items see your refresher and pre-emptively type GG
>>559832185I thought you guys had your russians under controlit's much much worse here in Latvia
>>559832602Most players are too stupid to understand why she's powerful
>>559832124>Welwraith without futa>Ball suckingHoly BASED.
>>559832476victor is the most dishonest character in the entire roster coupled with the whiniest, niggerest playerbase in /dlg/ and outside of it too
who would you guys consider ”carry” heroes?wraith? haze?
>>559831973>Why are you speaking to us in russian when everyone speaks english?I LOVE IT WHEN I GET RETARD INBRED MONGOL RAPE BABY TYPING ALL GAME AFTER HE LOST LANE IN HIS GAY ASS CYRLIC LANGUAGEENJOY THE DRAFTSummer in donbass sounds nice
>lose streak>at least I'm my team's mvp>they're retards>so I'm the best of retards
>>559831335>you can anvil lash ultwelp,
>>559830324OH MY FUCKING WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAMhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/655472
>>559830906they gave Mo back his old spirit scalings so now hes a burst assassin again
>>559832808>haze>wraith>seven>victor>drifter
>>559831935kek top down games look so lame
>>559831973because they are refugees from dota2/cs2 and 95% of people playing those games are russian so they automatically assume this is another russian infested valve gameRussians genuinely have subhuman iq from severe alcohol abuse
>>559831979Doorman bells are such pieces of fucking shit, massive fucking hitboxes and they're health chunkers and they hit through walls.Hate laning against DMans now.One time I rolled Abrams into Dynamo and Doorman and that lane fucking sucked so hard because it was just constant ability spam.
>>559832909Good. Fuck everyone crying.
>>559831979What does honest mean in this context?
>>559832808any character that's entire gameplay loop is hold down m1, but also victor.
>>559831979I feel like there's a difference between "Dishonest PoS" and "You just need to respect them/their X."
>>559833009Theyre honestly unfair
>>559833009Same thing it always meansFuck all
>>559832808Anyone that can deal a trillion damage and go 20/0
>>559832957It sucks because Doorman is only ever viable when they overstat the shit out of him, either bells or gun, and those aren't the interesting parts of his kit. Right now you can play Doorman entirely ignoring the doors and just blow people up with nuclear bells, its stupid
EU matchmaking as a non Russian subhuman is impossible. I have spend money on a vpn just to avoid them and delight in 130 ms just to get as far away as possible. American will mention South Americans as a parallel but there really is no comparison.French, Germans, Dutch, Greek, whatever nationality are always infinitely better than Ruskies, it's a disease. Even writing this out makes me angry thinking about them, if you know you know if you don't it may seem idiosyncratic, like explaining cancer to a 5 year old.
>>559830505>arab guy gets sand powerswow really original Valve
Is anyone actually enjoying this patch? Its crazy how much fun I was having last patch and then they dropped this turd and I haven't had a single fun game since.
>>559833293But enough about mo
>>559833131>mo rem and dynamo are fair>bebop and and lash>graves shiv and vyper are not>>559831979Shit list desu senpai
>giant mole>name him MoI mean how do they do it
>>559833223Bring back combo doorman and have portals damage enemies.>>559833293He's Egyptian.
>>559833289i dont like that
>silver is overpo-GET HER MO>calico is too str-KEEP HOLDING HER DOWN MO
>>559833271>I have spend money on a vpn just to avoid them and delight in 130 ms just to get as far away as possible.you're literally subhuman too
dw bros... doing my part
>>559831979If doorman is fraud because bells + ult. Mo is not only a fraud but full on lying to himself with how retarded combo and scorn are now.
>>559831973>>559832824>doesn't like playing with us>refuses to actually learn how to speak english properly>constant yelling if they're in a match with any of the nations they've historically raped during the iron curtainI hate we can't just have russian servers.Also speaking of, how are mediterranean servers like?Only times I've been in like a madrid server it's because something went wrong and it's all northoids that all complain about the ping.
>>559833557Man if only this game had a draft and an actual pick/ban system... if only ...
>new patch releases>so good it kills other billion dollar videogames>but dlg bitches and moanswhat's that about?
>Lane against Ivy and Kelvin>Poked with Kudzu bomb and Ice granade >Dies twice due to literal unavoidable damage>Lose a bunch of waves>Drifter never ganks to helpThat's really fun isn't it? On another note, why the fuck Kelvin heals without investment on his granades? Who the fuck thought it was a good idea? The nigger throws it from 600km , pokes you and then just go back to fellation his Ivy tranny bf
>>559833607nigga there's no such thing as mediteranean serversits usually just west/east europe/russiawest = mix of everything, lots of talky faggots and smug ego kids east = more chill but more retarded, less eng knowledge, filled w poles and balkanoidsrussia = no explanation needed
>>559833543>texas is blocked in the thumbnail>this implies texas servers are hell incarnatei don't play csgo/cs2 can someone qrd for me here
>>559833621>queue>ban Drifter>match cancelled because someone left>queue>ban Ivy>match cancelled because someone leftrepeat forever
>>559833437>called drifter>doesn't drift or even drivethis is BULLSHIT
>>559833289
>>559833743mexicans/peruvians
just played wraith with the best rem ive ever seen as a lane partnerholy shithe would not let me dieinsane never felt so strong lol ,actual raid boss w rem
>>559833743I dont really know anything about america, but i would assume they hate niggers over there and talk about it often
>>559833289Drifter would be raping her mangled corpse
>>559833621>>559833557>ban the heros in a pre alpha buildAre you guys trolling? How are they gonna get feedback of we all ban the same 4 broken characters? Were lab rats here, your rage feeds the balance patches
>>559830431It's """fun""" and most of them aren't pretending
>>559833408>Mo Just stay together in team fight, he's very exposed ulting someone else, even solo ult 1v1 isn't really enough to kill you>dynamoLong cooldown and look at him having ult up, it's his one trick, very exposed to death when ulting>BebopNerfed to shit, nuff said.>LashLong enough ult cast time that you can avoid it if you pay attention>GravesAutoaim and minion spam, this isn't very strong just very gay and low effort>ShivInstakills are always a suspect mechanic but he has been nerfed so maybe not as dishonest as he used to, it's also a skillshot at least>VyperM1 requires aim and generally feels very predictable to fightHonest means there is a counterplay that doesn't involve itemfagging necessarily and their toolkit has a high skill ceilingDishonest means a monkey could be trained to do it, it won't necessarily win but it will require a disproportionate amount of effort to handle
>>559833832suhp mang i just took dah rip of my bong and gonna feed in spawn
>>559833289that's actually upsetting wtf
>>559833901>How are they gonna get feedback of we all ban the same 4 broken characters
>>559832912only if you think about gay sex all the time, faggot
>>559833289>OOC drifterwe all know he would never cheat on his bf the venator delete this now
>>559833832Niggers don't do PC gaming, they only play COD and Madden/NBA on their PS5s
>>559833901The bans are the feedback retard-kun. If some hero is so fucking busted no one wants to play against them, they knew they did something wrong.
>>559833901>Goy needs to play agains overtuned supports like doorman, rem and Ivy because it's le ALPHA!1!!!No i will gladly wait 15+ mins in queue if it means i won't play with/agains cancer characters
>>559833967>even solo ult 1v1 isn't really enough to kill youLolWho's gonna tell him
>>559833832I don't see blacks playing anything besides normalfag console shit so it shouldn't be that badMeanwhile PC and PC gaming is the norm in the motherland so every vatnik will hop on with aimcheats.
>>559832124>UncutBased!
>>559833441Egyptians speak arabic.
https://files.catbox.moe/orjodv.mp4Characters for this feel?
>>559834369Billy
>>559834369BillyRIGHT NOWI HATE YOU NIGGA LETS DIE
>>559834196Hoodweebs infest anime communities like the plague literally no one wants the tourist immigrants from somalia
>>559831209>gun geist>it's just two gun items>spellslinger berserker
>Permanent Power Surge uptime on Seven>Run around the map at mach speed>Rape everyone>Go back to farming jungle
>>559834582Didnt they remove the movespeed spirit scaling?
vindicta needs a reworkwow you somehow landed your ult on a celeste sperging around the place? enjoy your pitiful 2 damage FUCKER
new item: fentanyl blastactive: sleeps enemies for 4 seconds
>>559834442yea, hoodweebs are huge. they were like unicorns back in the 00's
>>559833967>Autoaim and Literally just dash away>minion spam,They were nerfed to shit, they only work properly if she's glued to the enemy which could and does kill her half the time>Instakills are always a suspect mechanicVentor has it too and he's in "fine">not as dishonest as he used to, it's also a skillshot at leastWell that's a concession so it's fine i guess>M1 requires aim and generally feels very predictable to fightThen why did you rank her low id you're saying it's predictable?>doesn't involve itemfagging necessarilyThis disqualifies bebop and most of the others>and their toolkit has a high skill ceilingThis disqualifies everyone except maybe holiday and pocket>Dishonest means a monkey could be trained to do it, it won't necessarily win but it will require a disproportionate amount of effort to handleThis means mo should be at the bottom-This whole thing is fucking bullshit and you're either baiting or unaware of that
>>559834664that's just rem spewing out fent dust when he ults
>>559834442blacks only give a shit about mainstream battle shonens though
>>559834671Its popular with russians too nowadays, and like the Ivan Genocidovich types, the more i learn about black people, the more they are indistinguishable from russians
>read post>people are mad about Wraith>"makes sense, she's kinda overtuned atm">read further >"leave it to Yoshi to buff a character who was already S tier">mfw
>>559833967>Just stay together in team fight, he's very exposed ulting someone else, even solo ult 1v1 isn't really enough to kill youRetarded fucking opinion. Mo gets a 33% hp execute in 1v1s with ult every time because of how much damage combo does rn. Not to mention 100% LIFE LEECH AND 50% BULLET RESISTANCE ON FUCKING MO AND KRILL WHEN HE'S CASTING AND HE STILL GETS ACCESS TO SCORN CASTING DURING COMBO.You're not fucking killing MnK in a teamfight while he's ulting unless you have a huge soul diff. Plus when ult ends he just burrows and fucks off.>Dishonest means a monkey could be trained to do it.So Graves and MnK?
>>559832185>- Extreme offence when you suggest that they are not completely and utterly perfectsounds like americans
Who has the best VA work in the game? I'm digging Venator Vyper Vindicta and Abrams
>>559834046>>559834145>The bans are the feedback retardthe only retard here is you fag, what part of the kit are they nerfing if the hero' is never fielded to begin with??>>559834165Who are you quoting kike?
IM BEGINNING TO BELIEVEAll you have to do is play like a giant pussy for the first 15 minutes of the game, hit every single knife without fail, and then still lose most 1v1s against actual carries But at least you can actually do good damage now (repeating the caveat you have to hit every single knife)
I think paradox's ult should be re-adjusted to 15 meters range and a little longer cooldown. It's ridiculous as is, I have to spend 1 stamina to dash away and every minute or so and it's really ruining my lane. On top of that it's absurd that she can just nuke you across the entire lane for 90 damage every 20 seconds, and then there is her wall, unbelievable that she can just stand there behind it for 5 seconds and I can do nothing about it.
>>559834892im biased towards victor since his va is silco from arcane
>>559834631T2 power surge gives 3m move speed. Paired with Enduring Speed/Fleetfoot/SoP you're zooming.
>>559834853My only problem with wraith is the fucking ult>stun disposition dash lock no movment abilities and a huge fucking slowIt's not even avoidable like before
>>559834892King in the Krusty Krab
>>559833289>cyrillic captionswhy are the trad and zased russians like this
wtf is mina talkin bout some barony of new yorkhas any1 told her it doesn't exist
>>559835251Don't you understand CC isn't supposed to be tied to skill shots cause it's a MOBA Please ignore all the examples of CC in MOBAs that are tied to skill shots you just have to understand that because this is a MOBA the CC effects can't be skillful to land
does valve actually punish legitimate griefers because i just got out of a match with a duo mo/victor on my team who did nothing all match but chase the enemy viscous between towers and die
>>559835465if you want to spaz around dodging shit then go play LoL, or play a shmup
>on lane bridge as venator/rem vs kelvin/lash>enemy kelvin ults my ally Rem and lash who are beneath me>wanna see if trap will go through kelvin dome>it doesn’t but gets stuck on the top of the dome >dome fades and trap stays>lash tries to ground pound me>gets caught by the floating trapLol
>mfw juggling their Paige around with punch Viscous>mfw keep punching the Mirage who dove me under walker back into itholy shit this is catharticthis is actually a form of therapy for me
>>559835465>skill shotsI'm fine with it being a point and click CC, just nerf to not be a death sentence where wraith spwans in my room and steals all my money, like why all the debuffs on top of the pull and stun?
>>559835589Go back to jerking off to your bara porn Mohamed No Skill player
>>559835437Mina is a retard fledgling so some random ass Anarch found her and told her NY is run by a Baron. The Camarilla doesn't even know Mina exists and don't give a fuck, and Mina doesn't even know who the actual Baron is
>>559835530Anon I'm pretty sure they're just bad, what's punishable is shit like someone farming when the enemies are in base or fully running it down mid
>>559835627Can the goo punch be parried? I tried to parry it once and it seemed like nothing happened
Man what is it with people not used to the concept of shoving lane before roaming for jungle/ganksSo many times I'm catching a wave near walker and see the opposite side of the map is ALSO pushed to their walker and everyones fighting in mid or running urn or something and just losing those big juicy creep waves
>>559835934>Can the goo punch be parried?yesand be prepared to have pavlovian response whenever you hear the punch sound because I have 4 more punches queued up
>>559835465Holliday's ult is a fucking joke compared to Wraith's
>>559835589>spaz around dodging shitthis is a third person shooter nigger go play smite
>>559833748Just make dodging count as an abandon with mmr loss and a wait penalty, I definitely don't want to wait 20 minutes for people to stop dodging like in League.
>player who kept rushing and dying in lane ended up having 20 killsIs that what you're supposed to do then? Be aggressive as possible?
>>559836189unironically yes
>>559833009Straightforward and respectable playstyle heavily reliant on player skill rather than slimey tricksy nonsense
>>559836189If you are a carry try farming, the rest of the team should try gankicng the enemy carry to not let them increase the dvantage
>>559836040>and be prepared to have pavlovian response whenever you hear the punch sound because I have 4 more punches queued upNot today you slimy fuck, i have reputable and M&K is heading to your location rn, prepare to get turned into a condom
>>559833289Based
>>559834427>And if you win I'll make sure I got like 1000 souls in my bag, and if you body me you can take the souls.
>>559836508>>559836040>>559835934Viscous is particularly retarded, because all you have to do is bait the parry by punching near them but not hit them, the cooldown between punches is so low you can then fist fuck them to death for having the audacity to try and counterplay your masterful use of abilities.
>>559833901How can you get trust any data on hero performance when the results will be so clogged by nonsensical variables like hard counter matchups or what are randomly assigned unwinnable games? If the situations in which a hero was picked were more controlled the results would be far clearer
why is this part of viktor blueixian?
>>559836880Probably just necrosis
>>559831979
>>559836653based
It's incredible to me that Wraith in her current state can even be allowed to exist in the game without getting immediately nerfedI destroy Wraith in lane every single time without fail, this one had 7 deaths at 15 minutes but suddenly you're at 35 minutes and you just lose because even a lobotomized child from the Zulu tribe can play this character and outperform virtually every other character in the game
>>559836653how are you emissary like that
>>559836880Poor circulation exacerbated by feverish masturbation inducing accelerated cell decay
>>559836880Hes fingering Paige too much
what the fuck is warden's kit man? my nigga has a medieval fantasy potion and a claw machine minigame and he's just a regular ass british cop. it's crazy how unfinished some characters still are
>>559833830Had this with a dynamo last night. Is was fucking glorious. He saved me so many times while allowing me to get picks and fuck em up.
>>559836653The average Mina player plays with a vibrating bluebtooth dildo inside of them that's rigged to go off every time they take damage/die ingame, if you ever see a 0/16 Mina in your game, rest assured that this is what they were doing
>>559836040>spend an entire game on Geist parrying probably 80% of the enemy Viscous goo punches, even killing him twice because I kept Rebuttal from minute 1 until minute 50>get accused of using a parry scriptI used to be a Viscous enjoyer but now I am a Viscous destroyer enjoyer
>>559837212Hes also meant to have a big cape apparently.Hes a eugenics experiment to make Geralt of rivia
>>559837005>no one ever talks about vindicta just being able float out range every ability you have>shes also usually floating outside of m1 drop off range>"just use knockdown!!!">she immediately cleanses>blows my fucking head off for daring to have a fair fight
>>559837212Behead those who insult the warden
>>559837275I tried out a dildo and it sucked I can't believe fags go incontinent over this
>>559837212Brother Yamato is a alien and GT is still using a future sci fi bow.The remodels look to be ages away too, fuck even new characters like Silver have unfinished/placeholder animationsNo way this is releasing as open beta until 2028 at the earliest.
>>559836880It's cause he got it from Johnny Sausage Fingers
why did you fucks never told me street brawl was fun? I fucking lucked out and got unstable concoction on Yamato of all people, who knew killing myself was fun?
i feel like if you called ivy ugly it would make her cry
>>559837598>street brawl>funA Seven/Ivy combo will change your mind for you real quick.
>>559837451>until 2028what happened to five year development cycles
>>559837762It's no different than a normal match if all the meta heroes get stuck on the enemy team, I simply have to put up with them for 10 minutes instead of 40
>splitshot is bugged on holiday, making all shots count as exploding the barrelLMAO
niggers
>>559837423>Feel like I'm dying just taking a large enough shit>Gag reflex is so strong I've almost thrown up while brushing my teethI thank God that I'm not gay.
>>559837865Expect nerfs in .1 seconds.
why does a cowboy lady have a futuristic jump pad in the 50's
>>559837598imagine getting concoction on Victor or getting Cheat Death with it
>>559837882he would say that
>>559837791what does that even mean? they moved the game to deadlock in 2023
>>559838083cause holiday is a mess both kit + design wise and needs a full rework>inb4 angry OTP fags about their useless char being improved
>>559838083Because she used to be a cyberpunk cowboy named Astro
>>559838083neon prime placeholder, please understandin neon prime, holliday was a dyke in a a relationship with bulldyke mcginnis
Who's the Leon of Deadlock?Who's the Grace?
>>559838083What about it is futuristic?
>>559837882
Can we get low tier doorman back? Just keep the gun pierce and the extra bell charge and revert everything else.
>>559831717Probably a noob lobby. Paige does very high damage with skill 1 if you stand in it. It's not hard to avoid, but some people like green floor
>>559838247>Who's the Leon of Deadlock?Warden.
Giving Holliday uppies
>>559837997>Spirit Lasso cooldown increased by 30s>Spirit Lasso projectile speed decreased by 35%>Calico's Leaping Slash now grants 100% cooldown refund on Hero hit
>>559838247Victor and Paige, obviously
>>559838247>hot, tall daddy character that every female lusts overvictor >female character thats way out of her depth and inexperienced paige
>>559838247>Leon victor>Who's the Grace?graves
>>559837882I have my eyes on you, nigger.
wraith is actually ass compared to victor, even after buffs
>>559838247everytime the camera zoomed in on leon's face i kept wanting to get raped by him so badly
>>559838149>is a mess both kit + design wisethat's calicoshit and ugly as fuck design with a kit that makes no sense with her lore or lookswhy does she turns or swap places with her cat? why does she use some shitty bombs? why does she turn into some floating shadow? who knows she is shit
just played 7 for the first timehe is easier than victor
Ivy gun should have a higher mag size but more spread. Make it a bit more close range rather than a laser pointer.
>pick victor>kelvin keeps his beam on me the entire game>loseI-IM FINISHED WITH YOU YET
I swear to God whatever determines MVP has become schizophrenic
>>559838685yes.
ricochet on graves feels very fun and silly
Ivy tether t2 should give +1 tether.
>>559838503>wraith when faced with the only character she can't melt in less than a second
>>559838695aside from dome kelvin's entire kit rapes victor
>>559837762>enemy team of Seven Graves Victor Geist>ALL OF THEM GOT REFRESHERFuck was that a shitty game
>>559838503hello metro
kinda based
With Celeste's 2, do you use it before starting a trade or only to escape?
>>559837865>it's realLooks like splitshot + mys reverb are required to do this. Everything else is just extra damage to scale it further.
>>559839036bro trying too hard to be like that streamer that got lash's parry animation changed
>It's another episode of>I'm the only one to buy curse for Victor>Team wonders why he doesn't die
>>559839079both
Piggy or division Ivy build?
Ivy's worse than M&K, Doorman or whoever you think is boosted. Whe just flies in, drops the bomb with lightning scroll and spams her 1 while her team cleans everything
>>559839195>letting the match go past 30 minutes when there's a victor in the gameHate how this character is just a team cohesion check.
The obnoxious thing about puddle punch is that you HAVE to parry it on sound cue. If you hear the punch sound you have to parry because its either under or behind you. The problem is that the viscous players have learned this so they place a missed punch behind you on purpose so you lose your parry and then get fucked
>>559839295>dude just win lol
>>559839159You don't need mystic reverb. It's just there for extra damage. The literal only thing required is splitshot.
>>559838935Nah dome rapes him too. If the kelvin has a braincells he will solo ult the victor so he's isolated from his team. Robbing the enemy of their carry lets you steamrolls the teamfight... assuming you arent playing with pigs.
>>559839451Guess I was fucking up the timing or something. That's nuts.
IN HERE, I AM K-ACK!
>>559839515Nigga that's nuts!
>>559835765Yeah he's hated because his entire kit is just unpleasant to play against. The bell making it impossible to shoot him on top of being a massive damage nuke sucks to play against, the doors are obnoxious since it lets him play super aggro and never get punished (much like Celeste), the cart is a ridiculously long duration CC and reposition even before it gets the stun, and his ult is just miserable to deal with.
>>559839538>Kelvin trapped in his dome with Celeste's ball bouncing around
>>559837865oh god it applies the damage too
>>559838247>Leon He's a chad and a dork at the same time who slings out one liners and roundhouse kicks the heads off grotesque monsters while also suffering from survivors guilt and having extreme yellow fever so no one really the closest one career wise is Venator but he's more like Chris "Definately didn't take steroids" Redfield>GracePaige
>>559839554
>abuse calico>instantly start winning every gameI hope they nerf her soon, even I feel filthy doing this.
>>559839472If you buy all the Extenders and stuff how long does the dome even last?
>>559836861By seeing the context of the data, there are champs in league that are dogshit in pro play but busted in lower ranks, the devs would investigate why that is and then balance accordingly, I'm not a game dev at the end of the day but it's clear that we're supposed to test the game for them so they get more data, they even ask about specific items and heros before matches with a 5 point system, i just wish there was a feedback button instead of it re directing me to the discord and fourms>>559838083Magic>>559838149Nah she's the coolest cowboy in this part of town and you're just a jealous cowpoke cruising for a bruising
>>559839472wtf kinda victors are you getting that Kelvin doesn't get melted even in dome.
>get Victor and Wraith on my team>both are dead weights and it's up to our cracked Vyper to carry us to victory
>>559839692I can't wait for a whole new batch of retard calicos deranking once shes balanced.
>>559839728>coolestshe's the smallest cowboy who deserves uppies
>>559838682Neon Prime DEI quota hero designed by a SBI consultant, please understand
>>559839182When I learned of that my respect towards Valve as a whole dropped. Implemeting stupid ass ideas just because a Streamer said so.
>>559838465Graves is slightly more competent then paige even if they're both out od their depth>>559839036This is funny>>559839182Context?
>>559838682nigga i hate calico but why does holliday have a fuckin bounce pad as a cowboy+ a passive ability that insentivizes headshots from afar while all the rest of her kit is close rnageit makes no senseits an alpha char
>>559839472Doming Victor is terrible because his aura covers the entire dome so he just gets giga healed
>>559839472Kelvin loses to Victor if he domes him solo. All he has to do is STREETS OF OSAGAS :DDD above him and beam and Victor actually just fucking dies because he isn't particularly good at escaping, can't fight a flier, and he can't run down Kelvin's team when slowed like that.
>>559839938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-2-x78d5pAwarning: cringe
>>559839451>>559837865Abusing this before it gets fixed.
>>559839292idk man
>>559839692>apollo>victor>calicoeven if calico gets nerfed you're still a dishonest nigger
>>559839938>Context?https://youtu.be/v-2-x78d5pAA streamer suggested to a Valve employee watching his stream that Lash should have a pecs parry
when new heroes
>Game starts>DING>DING>DING>DING>DINGHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>559839927How is a more character appropriate parry animation a stupid idea? retard
I've played a dozen or so games now, and am actually interested in learning and improving. Are there any Eternus players that offer VOD review/coaching?
>>559839906>168 cm and still taller then meStill gonna propose to her, 3rd time is the charm this marriage WILL be successful
>>559830219Paige likely reads books too much to actually eat enough that she would get that fat. You don't get fat from just sitting around, you also have to stuff your face relentlessly.
>>559839927Except it was a good idea. Are you saying Valve should ignore good ideas when they're presented?
STOP TELLING THEM TO NERF HOLLIDAY
>>559839993>>559840097The streamer and his reaction? Cringe, unbelievably so.The actual change and animation? Based as fuck.
>>559839943holliday only has the stupid jump pad that makes no sense everything else makes sense with her looks (lasso, gun, explosive)
>>559840131
>>559839943I can sort of see the connection between tossing powder kegs and using trampolines to lasso ne'er-do-wells with this high flying daredevil sheriff But then her lore is this grim stuff which is a bit of a disconnect
>>559839927they implemented Victor's zipline animation based off a reddit meme post in under 24 hours right before he released
>>559840315That was a good decision.
>>559840232I mean they ignore every idea to rework characters or delete them (calico) let's not even start with buff/nerfs
>>559840217You can eat and read at the same time
Mo & Krill feels harder to play since the patch. or maybe my MMR is just too high now and people don't just let me rape them anymore.
>>559840123Right now you just need to keep playing. You won't even start touching decent ranks until hundreds and hundreds of matches
>>559838247Leon in Deadlock be like>MINA WAIT
You guys think we're getting the troubadour as a hero? I hope holliday doesn't die chasing him *assuming* we're getting actual cannon role like the tf comics and it isn't getting changed/rebooted every few years
>>559838247>retarded gay slop character beloved by troonsIvy>obligatory loliGraves
>>559840273Pretty much every gunslinger in every game ever is some form of sharpshooter. Holliday is named after one of the most famous duelists in the American West. And she's...Batrider. With a spirit nuke. Who incidentally, sometimes, headshots.If you can't see whats wrong with her entire fucking being you're retarded. She's as bad as Warden looking like a cop, according to lore is some form of an alchemist, and playing like a fucking bizarre wishy-washy tanky spirit guy. He should have Abrams kit.
>put Mo n Krill as my avoid>4 games in a row they are not only on the enemy team, they are vs me specifically on laneVery cool. Would not be surprised at all if he shoots up to 60% winrate next to Victor.
>>559840472>loli>graves>she's canonically 18 years old + looks like an older teenagerare you stupid
>>559838682>why does she turns or swap places with her cat?Because her whole identity is that she has a cat.>why does she use some shitty bombs? Cat poop.>why does she turn into some floating shadow?Toxoplasmosis. My aunt had it.
>>559839295Every game goes past 30 minutes if there isn't a quitter or extreme feeder, don't kid yourself.
>>559840392A purpose who actually cares for their books would never chance dirtying their books.
is there even a point to play this game if you dont have friends to coordinate with? your options are:>play non carry hero >have fun in matches but winning/losing is a complete dice role due to not having enough impact to carry >play carry hero>have to spend the entire game pushing lane and farming, only get to the play the game in the last 10 minutes>but actually can carry a whole team of shitters
>>559830395Calm down Mina!
is there any way to know the vertical range on some abilities? (Infernus and victor's ult for example)
>buff already strong heroes like abrams and mo >buff really annoying heroes like vindicta>completely rework wraith>she is now destroying every single one of my games I'm against heri'm ritualist (lol) and I legitimately cannot stop wraith in any game. She bullies me out of lane from 00:00. then went out of lane to farm the jungle and jumped 10k network in about 5 minutes. Then I blink and she's 40k network at 25m. her rate of fire is twice that of haze in her ulti. and also throws cards that do a billion damage?>buy counter itemsdisarming hex lasts for like 3 fucking seconds with resists. What fucking use is that when the rest of the team is also beating your ass?
holliday is like 40
>>559840665Abrams has a negative winrate now.
>>559840630same as the normal range
>>559840716not in my games. it's like being run over by an ambulance.
>>559835005>every single knifenigger im taking 700 from a single knife. suck my dick
>>559840549nta I wish graves got shipped with older characters like abrams silver or drifter
>>559840665They nerfed Abrams hard, and he also got nerfed by all the resilience items being made worse and a bunch of braindead characters being made braindead AND OP.
>>559840675>40>hasn't experienced running water>probably doesn't shave>womanlet
>>559840675holliday too i guess>>559840803
>>559840259>The actual change and animation? Basednah, it doesn't fit with his personality. He is cocky, he knows he is the best but he shows all of that with how good he is at fighting and his experience, the new parry doesn't reflect that
I'm theorizing the cancer push team where you just split push every lane and run away from all fights. So far I'm thinking: Graves, Rem, Mirage, and Doorman. Not sure who the last two would be. Maybe Celeste since she has ridiculous movement, and Haze since she has near permanent invisibility. Vindicta is an option too with long range and flight. I don't know if it'd be good, but it'd be really funny.
>>559840665Let's be fair that one single Knockdown on the enemy team meant that Vindicta was completely useless after her one stake.
>>559840675no she is not, she has a line with graves that she wants to get her tubes tied to prevent babies and everyone knows 40 year olds can't get pregnant and even they still can it will turn into a victor
>>559840952>he knows he is the bestHe's a heel. He's playing up his bullshit. Its an act.
I'm 150 hours in and cant climb out of Arcanist.
>>559840131>168 cmwith the boots and hat keep that in mind
>Mina>Geist>PaigeAny other /ss/ heroes?
>>559840854>>hasn't experienced running watersybau wraith
>>559830219> Calico, Wraith and Doorman in every fucking matchAt least bother to not put them all in the same team Volvo...jesus, even if you win, it's still feels miserable
>>559840119>>559840232>chatacter based off golden age boxers>parry animation is a boxing block>change parry animation to him exposing his chest and face to hits>this is somehow better because apparently his character is a retard Almost as bad as Silver exposing her ass as a parry and that's a fucking placeholder.
>>559840967Viscous can fuck off easily with ball and punches, McGinnis has her wall and melts objectives
>>559840378it is really funny, just saying they don't listen to people just because they're a "Streamer"
>>559840803Graves prefers the dead, she should be shipped with Victor
>>559840993There is that, but she's still annoying.
>>55984103940 years old can get pregnant
>teammate sucks>call gg within 3 mins>say im inting>int>win anywaypretty sure when u give up the game becomes easierpretty sure they got rid of comm bans i used to get them every other game when i wasn't banned
>>559840281she is a midge
>>559840967Sinclair with range items and maxed assistant.
>>559839993>the streamer and his reaction >warning: cringeIdk i feel like it's fine to gush and be a faggot a little bit if a living legend or a personal hero came into your stream, and if nothing else the new parry has more personality. Just my two cents
>phantom strike and vortex web on max ult doormanyep, im thinking its gaming time
>>559841076Holliday and surprisingly Wraith
>>559840952thats literally exactly what it shows? retard
>>559841124Yea, Viscous is a good option. McGinnis wall can be punched down now.>>559841230I honestly have no clue what Sinclair does besides be Rubick.
>>559831335Hearing Lash's ding ding ding get stopped by a loud clang is one of life's delights.
>>559841272It shows that he has no idea what he's doing by literally parrying with his face?
Everyone shut the fuck up a second and pay attention.Listening? Good.Vyper.That is all.
>>559831335whenever a vindicta is doing even slightly well i always make sure to buy knockdown and knock her out of the sky the instant she starts flying, it makes me laugh every time
>>559841382
>>559841101Get used to it, it's pretty obvious that the game is doing LoL-style balancing where they will just make a handful of characters super broken every patch.
>>559841071WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BABY
>>559841382my wyfer...i want to make eggs with her so bad
>>559841101i lost a game with those 3 on my team lolskill still matters
>>559841141Yeah maybe so, but unless she has counterspell, the single Knockdown still fucks her over completely.
>>559841138>Graves prefers the dead,the dead who are sooooo old, right? you're noticing the pattern?>she should be shipped with Victorhe's like 1 year old, he can come back in 50 years when she becomes an immortal necromancer
>tfw exclusively running Warden and insta maxing his cage to fuck over doorkeks
I don't even have a problem with Celeste anymore after how annoying some of these new buffed heroes are, is this successful balancing?
>an hour long game that we lost because our Mirage literally couldn't stop farming for the entire gameMalfurion's curse has arrived to Deadlock it seemsBy my shaggy balls
>>559841675how does that fuck them over
>>559840083For playing characters that actually take skill? Let me guess, you're an M1 faggot.
>Going through the conversationsIs it just me or does Silver seem to have a slight Southern accent? That's kinda hot. I like her better now.
>been exclusively playing doorman for 100+ matches straight>patch drops>every single game now im completely raping lane with bells and getting 10+ kills
>>559841680First IceFrog game?
>>559841761chatgpt?
>>559841728based
>>559841045>He's a heel.yes> He's playing up his bullshit. Its an actno>>559841272>this character is an experienced fighter and tells you he is an experienced fighter, how do we reflect that in his parry animation?>i know lets have him parry like a complete retard exposing himself to any attacknigger
>>559841756sick in the head
>>559841765Wow it's almost like they made him disgustingly broken!
When they redesign Yamato I hope her ult turns her into a shadowy demon with glowing eyes or something like that and not just change the color of her clothes.
>>559841045>>559841272All other Lash's animations are explicitly very profesional and meaningful, he has a very good form when punching for example
>mfw placed into low priority queue again for having alt+f4'd a game yesterday with 60k soul disadvantage at min 35 and 4 teammates that spent the whole game pushing mid, dying and then typing in cyrilic in chat while screaming to their micsif this game comes out of beta and doesn't have a containment zone for subhuman slavs like dota 2 has, I am leaving it. I fucking hate this server region so much.
>>559841863no, i'm just being rewarded for my hard work in learning him when he sucked. you will all suffer for my satisfaction
>>559841789if this is really an Icefrog game then where the fuck is Tiny? fuck you icefraud
yoshi should add recolors for the characters some would be easy like silver and abrams
yoshi decided viscous would be a healgod
>>559841947No thanks, I'll just play something even more broken like Victor or Calico.
>>559841869I like this Yamato redesign the best, and I like the idea of her becoming a fucked up Oni during her ult
what do I build if I want to make the enemy M&K reconsider their faith in islam?
>>559841903you mean like his flimsy light punch and weird ass kick?
you fucks only like Yamato because she is Japanese and everyone knows that they don't shave
>>559841836you'd think someone like him would be great in Deadlock but due to everyone effectively always having a TP back to base with no CD makes that playstyle not so great (and taking the shrines is way harder than rax)
>>559842018>slowing hex phantom strike ults you on cooldown for the entire game heh.... nothing personell
>>559841860M1 faggots are in fact sick in the head for thinking their point and click statstick characters are balanced.
he's the main protagonist
>>559842061debuff resistance and cc immunity items?
I'm actually done until they get their shit together>inb4 see you tomorrowsee you next hero update
>>559842061Nothing, he's too overpowered to itemize against.
>>559841839>>559841903Your first character flanderization, huh? By the end of the year Lash walking animation will be Dr. Livesey walk with phonk music playing on sprint. Thank your local streamer for this.
>>559842123debuff resistance doesn't even phase him. his ult is channeled so it doesn't reduce it.
>>559842112You do realize that all of those get cleansed by jump start, right?
>>559842130Dynamo can snatch people out of Mo with his 2 Unfortunately, Dynamo is typically on top of his Krill list
>>559842127Next hero update is Calico buffs
>>559842050Don't like it, looks like an uglified Bayonetta.I think the leaked one without the hat would be good.
>lore and appearance show that hes a wrestler>instead of being a melee hero, hes some spiderman faggot that flies around in the air and throws ropes and whips at people>his main rival is a wrestler robot who uses landmines and a death laser
>>559842123Doesn't work against channeled stuns like that or Dyanmo ult. That's part of why they are so powerful.Unstoppable doesn't really matter since he is so hard to kill that he can just wait the buff out and then ult you anyway.
how long until lashGODS realize that their gigaCHAD fighterSIGMA is a crustbusting sailor
>>559841732t5 cage silences the target while they try to escape, so you can make Doorman stfu whenever they try to ult someone
>>559842050I thought Yamato is just a normal human yeah I know she has an ayy lmao model but you get my point? why is she a Yokai here?
>>559842375wrestlers slam people, and hes like a dock worker
>>559842417can't he just dbr
>>559841675Only mo&karimm, holiday and dynamo cuck doorman
>>559842375Don't wrestlers bounce off of ropes and slam into people?
>>559842050>this redesign is added>but now she is also a student like apollo and gravesgood or bad?
not playing street brawl until they stop recording stats for it or separate them so they don't ruin your overall stats
>>559842375He works some shitty job roping things in and out of boats. Which makes it funnier that he has an inflated ego.
Feels good being able to play Ivy again as an aimlet. Just wish the 2 had multiple tethers.
>>559841675Warden is bad against doorman, he will just cleanse the cage or counterspell it since it's super easy to do so and then ult you anyway.
>>559841869>>559842050>>559842450When Yamato ults, it's supposed to be her getting possessed by the spirit of her dead brother, who's name and identity she carries after presumably he got killed by rival Yazuka Kiwamis
>>559842375bebop hooks you into an uppercutlash is a highflyer from the top ropeswhat don't you understand?
>>559842451he's a stevedore, like picture related
>>559841921maybe the game isn't for you if your mental game is that weak
>Main Graves>Decide to check out her voice lines>She is the embodiment of an obnoxious snarky liberalMy god... I may never recover from this.
>>559842525my stats are inflated because of street brawli can easily win as the meta characters in street brawl but i never fucking have souls in main mode and my team gets mad at me if i dont join their retard brools
>>559842450When Yamato ults she yells SEVENTH MOON something something and gets possessed(?) by something with a red auraTheres SOME supernatural dickery going around with her
>the Mirage on our team managed to completely shit on the enemy team that had Calico, Wraith, Viscous, and Drifter on itHe's surprisingly strong this patch
>The Lash is a Pro fighter and humbles himself by moonlighting as a stevedoreWhat a great guy
>>559842602that nigga plays our sister game for fucks sake, how can you play dota but piss and shit when you get the same fuckers in dota shooter?
>>559842675She says brother give me strength.Among other things.
>>559842639>a teenage girl is an obnoxious snarky liberalbuddy, if she existed in 2026 her social media bios would have she/her and she would constantly post about whatever the current trending virtue signal topic of the week is
brawl is surprisingly fun with the enhanced/legendary items
what determines whether or not someone can see you inside those shadow fog of war closets
>>559842675you know that you can get possessed by the devil and still be human right?
>>559842328the hat stays
>>559841921They do have that, and you're in it.
>>559842639Her whole deal is that shes a sjw for the dead
>>559842848this is incredibly ugly
>>559842812you really can't see through the veil but you can either deduct or hear them
>>559842639Only in some of them, her low health lines are fucking cute, also>her parents are lawyers who argue about everything with her No fucking wonder she's an emo dead diddler, I'd become one too if my dad asks me to argue my case for him passing over the salt.>p.s holliday says she should tie her tubes when she sees gravesKEK
>>559841921Russians don't exist outside low prio.
>>559842848>yakuza gangster with no visible tattoos that looks like and is dressed like some samurai era warrior monk
grey side of the fog is opaque, rainbow side is seethroughthey're one way mirrorsdrifter hears heartbeats of isolated people so he'll just hear you.everyone else can't see into them but they might guess you are because they're chasing you and decided to check the closets
>>559842639>>Main Graves>>Decide to check out her voice linesAre you playing with no audio?She needs more voice lines, it gets repetitive real quick and honestly shes kinda boring.
>apollo, mina supposed to be early game chars>stomp them on lane>they roam and end up 10/4 anyway by min 25this game is weirdin other mobas if u stomp early game chars they're done
>>559842812If anyone from your team or your creeps have them in line of sight i think
>>559842512It's shit and so is the redesign concept.Yamato is a literal yakuza crime lord not a highschooler.
>>559842703When I first played the game and he still had wardenface I thought he was supposed to be a strongman.
>>559842976>drifter hears heartbeats of isolated people so he'll just hear you.he also sees bloodtrails leading to isolated people it's not super consistent because half the time the quote on quote isolated person has half his team with him ready to gank your ass
>>559842848Wait a minute>Mina hair>Wraith Legs>Stretched infernus hatIt's literally a kit bash placeholder.
>>559843002>in other mobasLoL, you wanted to say LoL
is modifying the cross hair to be tiny the secret to having good aim?
how many slots should I be reserving for counter items?dota was way more static in builds than deadlock is and I'm thinking that I'm being held back by not actually understanding items and ability points and just turning off my brain following my build.
>>559842848This is immensely boring, 5head is unironically better then this shit since it's at least unique>>559843002>in other mobas if u stomp early game chars they're doneNot really desu, briar and mordkaiser both can come back easily, vigar is also by definition a late game hero, caitlyin also can carry late game if she's allowed to get her build going
>>559842992Why would I play with audio? I'm still in shitlow so no need to tryhard. Throw a Youtube video on the 2nd monitor to listen to while gaming.
what do i do when the enemy infernus has 8 kills by 8 minutes in
>>559843164you need counterspell pretty much every game anyway
>>559842967Anon if anything she'd just be wearing a suit and tie because yakuza just wore formal wear
>>559843205Tell your carries to cuck-farm, while early game characters should try hunting him
>>559842967Yakuza tattoos aren't visible when they're fully clothed, my kyoudai.
>>559843160Seems to be the case but i can do it, i like the themed ones too much
>>559843160obstructs your vision less, and helps you focus in on a smaller point better.I'm so washed up that I need a larger crosshair though. also probably doesn't help that I'm playing at 4k on a 27" monitor.
Here's your Yamato redesign bro
>>559842949>, her low health lines are fucking cuteyes>i-I am the r-reapers hand maiden
>spirit is meta>game is shit>gun is meta>game is goodhmm...Wraith not included, she is just broken in every way possible
>>559842121
>>559843268They didn't wear business suits in 1949, much less femake yakuza (who didn't exist) living in alternate history world with magic and shit.
>>559843002idk about apollo but mina is because she can clesr waves and camps fast, she has retarded damage, a retarded silence that deals retarded damage and invulnerable dashes and yoshi refuses to nerf that
>>559843371>presses a button, has infinite ammo>ok, metal skin>mashes another button, throws 6 heat seeking spirit nukes at you (that also heal her)
>>559843371M1niggers cry shit and throw up when they can't win every single engagement forever. A loss is only acceptable to them if it took 3 heroes that don't spam M1 to down them.
How much gun do you build on graves? I never quite figured out how much I should be grabbing and how aggressive or backline I should be playing her.>>559843371>spirit is metagame is sometimes fun>gun is metagame is never fun
>>559842848>>559842967>>559843279>>559843273Solution: Yamato rips her clothes off during her ult
>>559843164Hero dependent desu, someone like holliday can just go full support since she doesn't need alot of items to stomp on retards, haze on the other hand needs to farm and get her gun spike, same with graves though she's weaker overall
>>559843613>retarded gravesnigger has an opinionkek
>the spiritually brown shitting on M1 when aiming actually takes more skill than just facerollingkeky
>>559843371>spoilerwhy did yoshi, or any dev, just woke up one day and decided to overbuff wraith?especially the infinite ammo during her 3 without limiting the duration
>>559843710thisspirit shit takes 0 skill
>>559843710can you say that in english?
>>559843684I literally don't play graves thats why I'm asking.
>>559843763Ismail has a case of the jungle feverI think it's his attempt of instead of nerfing Celeste into the ground (as she should be desu) to make everyone as broken as her
>>559843371guns really boring even if spirit nukes are anoying it's preferable.
>>559843710The only gun in the ENTIRE fucking game that requires even a modicum of skill to use is fucking Kelvin's on account on the fact that its projectile is just THAT fucking bad. Every other bullethose nigger with hitscan is just as brainless as some no+skill spamming scorn.
>>559843710>brown calling another brown brown
why do m1s want every single character to play and build identicallygo play CSwhy the fuck do you come into a moba and cry about abilities existing
>>559841541nobody has refuted my crybaby post about wraith either so im guessing everyone else is feeling the same way
>>559843903tracking a moving target in this movement game is way harder than pushing a button while looking in the general direction of a characterthis is why they should make all spirit abilities skill shots
>>559843986I can click heads so I should win automatically and anything that deters me from clicking heads should be nerfed until it no longer stops me from clicking heads.
>>559843710You can't honestly say that when Wraith exists
>>559843424Yes they did. Japan had long since adopted western clothing, and the yakuza were as always styling themselves as upper class businessmen. Which means western suits.You're right though, female yakuza don't exist so yamato's new model should be a ford camry with leather seats.
Yamato should've been a Geisha
>>559844010>Tracking a moving targetlmaoPeople don't have unlimited stamina and aren't always in places they can niggerboost+triple niggercornerjump + hit up a pad, and if they aren't, gravity deceleration rapes them. Outside of that sort of environment, or if a SINGLE iota of CC touches you, a Haze being in your area code is a death sentence just as much as a no+skill or Apollo is.
>>559843613>How much gun do you build on graves?Depends on the build but at least a few gun items, the skulls have shit range so you need to stick to the enemy and distract them while the skulls fuck them up, that also means you need some greens to survive, other mages like dynamo/paige/rem can just nuke from 2 city blocks away but graves needs to get close, if things go right you'll have a gravestone skulls and the suck all working the enemy while the enemy needs to split their focus either on the ult gravestone skulls or (you), even if they run you should chase them, worst case scenario they'll either kill you in 3 hits, or have their teammates help them multi-task your shenanigans.ricochet and capacitor are both good on her, leech and Inhibitor are also very good for close range and survival Escalating Exposure and boundless spirit are good generally for damagefrom there build whatever else you want, like warp stone and extra dashes to either run away from or run after someoneGood luck grave bro, give them the suck i believe in you
Valve will just put Yamato in full coverage samurai armor so they can sell an armorless skin down the line, Samus styleShe's gonna be a total babe under it all too
>>559843371Gun metas have been the worst time to play the game.
Use split shot on holliday barrels, see what happens
>>559844274please stop showing graves in profile.
>>559844010>Tracking a moving target is hardKid named Slowing Bullets:
>>559840574nigga a few food marks and such give books characteri can tell you don't actually read and just collect books for ur bookshelf to show off
its literally impossible to redesign Yamato, literally everyone loves her dumb long ass head. how do you keep that in her redesign?
>>559844325Why? The nose is fucking cute if it's not drawn by a tumblerite who doesn't know how aesthetics and art theory work
>/dlg/ keeps crying and seething about mina being overpowered
Oh, god, NOT AGAIN>*shapeshifts into a melee creep and gets 200 HP back*>*watches helplessly as someone climbs a stripper pole*>*gets shot and dies*>*watches yoshi prepare another nerf to ensure that next patch they don't even need to climb the pole*
>>559844452Eternus is a crap filtering, the sample size is way too small, do ascendant if u just want high elo
buff debuff reducermake it a component for dispel magic revert its name back to debuff removernow its able to remove ult effects but its a tier 4 so you can have that and divine barrier there, fixed your game yoshi
>2 guys in vc argue if seven is the most racist hero or if he's just mega hilter and hates everyone equallyWhy? Seven is pretty reasonable in the lore he just wants to ascend, killing people is just a means to an end
>>559831335>see vindicta>queue up anvil + curse >tbag her corpse several times>she disconnectsoh nonono
What do you think of the idea of player controlled troopers, you just haunt around the map controlling an individual until it dies, it's like a spectator mode but slightly more involved
>>559844325I love Graves and her cute beak
>>559844452I don't believe any of this shit sites stats.
>>559844452you've been saying that and posting this picture for 7 months
>>559844570Funny but ultimately meaningless retarded and not worth the effort
>>559844274I never get this personally aside from when she was released. I would get it theoretically to up the damage on toxic bullets since it works with Escalating exposure but my other items do a better job making her work.
TOTAL M1NIGGER DEATHI WILL HARD TARGET EVERY GUNNIGGER WITH DISARMING HEX UNTIL THEY CHIMP OUTOOOK OOOK GUN MONKEY, SQUEAL FOR ME
Dynamo is completely fucking useless in lane. What does he even do?
Hello anons. I'm that raging guy from yesterday. After a day of being banned from the main mode, and having to win a low prio match I'm proud to say I had not gone mad today. Sadly during the last game of the night I was starting to be rather negative but I didn't go full schizo this time. Slow progress. In addition I even had a Russian cheater on the opposite team in my lane with an instant parry mod and I stayed positive! I'm optimistic about the future. Take care bros.
>>559844452Keep sucking those streamer cocks bro
>>559844570I like it, someone somewhere will complain they got chased by a creep and died.
>>559844678>disarms me>I press 4>i press 1 5 times>u r ded
There's something funny to me about Silver calling Mina a Stacy. She's probably got like a decade on her, and is still seething. Just how badly was she bullied in high school for being a masculine furry with bad hygiene?
>>559834734The tier list was made in 1 minute on vibes so not gonna die on any hill here. And to be even more honest some heroes got jumped so the tier would have a neat row. So bullshit and retardation your honor.
>>559844678disarming hex? you are aware that dispel is only 3.2k?
>>559844403the redesign mod is perfect, they should just pay or hire the guy who made it.
>>559844663Hey man, I'm just telling you what i build and how i play I'm not eturnus or anything so if it doesn't work or if you have a better build then go right ahead
>>559844684>3 150 damage knock ups that increase gun damage>free ability dodge>heal for you + your teammateyou're useless
>All the meta heroes show up on the enemy team>Still win
>>559844857>>559844735these gunchimps are screeching but i cannot understand them, can someone translate?
>>559844828Hey at least you're honest>So bullshit and retardation your honor.Give this man a based and i sentence him to 1 week locked in a cell with ivy and vyper
>>559844974you are playing viscous
>>559844880Aside from what I said, I didn't mean to come of as judgement and rude or whatever. It's good info.Was just giving my two cents.
i like this function on statlocker :)
>>559844570Abathur…for real though god I hope they get as experimental with kits as HotS gotHotS was garbage but it wasn't afraid to really go wild with mechanics
>>559845002you will use your poorfag spiritfag funds to buy disarming hex and then deal no dmg while a gunchad can farm up 3.2k within 2 mins and buy an item that removes it while still being 15k souls ahead of you, understand now noob?
>>559845041>I didn't mean to come of as judgement and rude or whatever.You didn’t, and i didn't mean to imply you were>Was just giving my two cents.Same, cute grave btw
>>559844721hes saying mina sucks while streamers think shes good? are you retarded?
>>559845090I disgress, it wasn't garbage. It was actually better than league because league was just watered down dota.
>>559845090WHEN ARE THEY ADDING THE FUCKING PROBE TO DEADLOCK
>>559843613I don't get purples for her outside of superior duration, boundless spirit and maybe echo/refresher. Going full spirit on her sucks because her gun has 0 range and if you just trust your skulls/zombies they just get burst down, so I like having stuff like toxic, leech and other on hit debuffs so I can throw my skulls and rush people down since they have to take care of several enemies at once. But even then she can only 1v1 against half dead heroes since 90% of the heroes in this game can easily run away from her, but she truly shines in chaotic teamfights.
>>559845448>I don't get purples for her outside of superior duration, boundless spirit and maybe echo/refresher.bro your mercurial magnum?
>she jumped off the zipline and came at me in her werewolf form I got a right to defend myself tone
Sex with the Hidden King.
>tfw accidentally commended back the guy on the enemy teamits over...
I ban Mina because foids and AGPs play her, even though she sucks
>spirittroons actually think someone's worried about fuckin disarming hexHAHAHA
>>559845665arch mother...
>>559837393If your counter item can be countered at the same cost or cheaper leaving you at the same shitty position then there are no real counter items
>>559845665Fucking BASED
>>559845697Of course she sucks, she's a vampire, it's their whole thing
tell me why the statlocker winrate builds updated all the time aren't good
>>559845665Calm down Paradox!
>>559840574She eats cake with a fork while reading. While drinking lots of tea with sugar and milk.
>>559845962mina don't suck, she scrape and licks
>>559830219Who was Hal in this scenario?
It is absurd that stunning Graves during her ult animation cancels the skill, but still puts it on cooldown.
>>559840798BLEED
this patch is ass
What does Celeste even do exactly, like what's her role?
>>559843710>spirit chad misses his ability>doesn't do dmg for the next 8 seconds>m1gger misses his shots>uses 1 of 10 billion instant reload+mag capacity items and keeps drooling as he holds m1 to shit one googlion dps per second
why do some people fuck off to farm all game making it effectively a 5v6? I mean like fucking off during the first 4 minutes ditching your lane before either guardian is down.
>>559846312Meanwhile you can stun or cancel Haze right when she starts ulting and she'll just have it back anyway
Everyone has a plan until they're grabbed by a mole man
>>559846442Whatever she wants. You just fly around being a problem, or you farm pretty well if you prefer that. Good at ganking, good at teamfights, good at doing objectives.
>>559846610
>>559846510Maybe you did something to make that person mad. So they leave lane to make you angry. I've had it happen before where my lane partner did the most obvious heavy got parried I tried help him but he was near their guardian and died. He did it again and then left the lane. People have weak mentals.
Matchmaking is broken. Same rank but getting literal retards on their first game or team of federal agents here to ruin the game. Around Archon level.Does anyone know how the fuck it works.
>play sinclair all day>every game is a lossAny tips? I feel like they're not really impactful while laning, and in teamfights unless you get a big ult you're still not doing much. Also bunny is just kind of bad until you get echo shard and can bunny people nonstop.
>>559840952I agree, and while we're here I'll chip in on the old good new bad hate with this: the new Lash model when combined with the effects is the wrong direction to me. Lash is better as an amateur boxer who thinks he's the world by virtue of having fighting abilities in a world full of demons and ghosts but then the sparkles and shit make him too special, it ruins the bit. Combined with the new shaders and textures it's too much.
Paige more like Pawge amirite
>>559846353In this time of spiritual crisis it helps to remember it could always get worse and we haven't even gotten to the Troll Warlord/SF/Sniper/Jugg patch level of misery. Look forward to it
I haven't played in 3 days bros, it's over for me I'm losing interest.
>>559846095wtf paige is literally me?>>559846876It's rank based which is a problem because it doesn't accounts for hours in the game so a newbaby who is going on their first game will get raped by the enemy haze who is a sweat with 10000 hours in the game and get flamed by their dynamo who is 200 hours into the game, the second problem is that it doesn't account for personal contributions so remember that newbaby? yeah the haze disconnected accidentally and he got carried by the dynamo so his rank actually rose up even though he went 0/25 and got depressed after being flamed by everyone
Fingering Rems cloaca
>>559846892>Any tips?nuke them, bunny is useful in teamfights or for running away, also if there's a doorman and silver on the enemy team then you can door man the silver, so look out for combos like that.also also, use your teleport ability to run away, it's very useful for that
>>559846876Possibly someone duoing with their newfriend.
>>559847217kill yourself furfag
>>559846207Hal - MeLois - Mina
wraith is retardedly broken rn
>play okay or get carried>get ranked into a rank with people better than me>play bad>get ranked into a rank of smurfs
>my victor vs their infernus, both 70k souls>infernus runs away>victor chases him in the flame trail and dies from half hpretard nigger hold w1 ape hero
>retard with a beefy character jumps across the lane to punch the enemy>he starts dying under their guardian>dies and blames me for not diving the full health enemy while the troopers are fighting in the middle of the laneI hate people that play tankier characters or ones with a lot of mobility, they swear everyone in the team can also dive like a gorilla and then complain about the Vindicta not wanting to go in melee range
>>559846207geist
>>559847495her and Calico are probably queens of the patchevery game is smurf stacks/duos with one or both of themand did they fuck up matchmaking again? because it's been nonstop smurfs
>>559847580kys
>>559846902>Lash is better as an amateur boxerHe's always been a celebrity and champion of an underground fighting ring though. That's always been his lore.
>>559846892>Any tips?Sinclair can absolutely pump out a obscenely high amount of damage If you are landing the 1, and if you place your clone in a good high spot to shoot with you (like on the little high platforms in the middle of each lane)
Holy shit it's like this game actively doesn't want me to play it at this point.
the reason they buffed wraith is because she is so BORING to play
>>559848043yeah so they made her actually fun
>>559848043they buffed wraith and infernus so people would actually pick them over the other m1ggers
>laning with Abrams>the very moment we reach the lane he gets hyper aggressive and chases someone to their side of the map>I kill a creep, go to shoot the second one>he is now mad and complaining about me in voice chat saying I'm uselessI mean the best case scenario is they see me walk over and they just walk a few steps under their tower>click on his profile, pfp is a black guyof course
>>559846442she's a hit and run fighter, she jumps in farts out spells, jumps out to safety, gunning away on any targets that got painted with her 1, waits for shield to return, jumps in againQuite similar to mina although not as much burst damage
>>559848163I don't believe that because even after the nerfs there is a lot of infernus players
>>559848270what infernus nerfs lmao he's literally right behind calico/wraith/victor in being overpowered
>>559847382Kissing Rem
Drifter is fucking worthless in this new meta
Is Lash Skyrunner?
I'm a bartender. I love Infernus character to bits. I'd love to play the cool flame guy. But literally every bit of value his kit brings is entirely predicated on drooling and holding M1. You can't build for his ult, Dynamo is just better. You can't build for napalm, it's just an M1 buff you have to aim. My favorite ability, flame dash, is so hyper god awful worthless it's not worth casting at any point past 10 minutes.Why does Apollo get total immunity to displacements in his jabs, why can't flame dash have that, considering the millions of ways to knock him out of it already?Does anyone else wish Infernus was more of a caster with more impactful abilities? Rather than toxic bullets the character? Any build suggestions that aren't just laying a brick on your mouse and afking? I'm on my knees here, let me sling drinks, not bullets.
>>559848430No. The Lash has been in the game since Neon Prime days, that screenshot of leaked heroes was just a WIP hero using Lash's model, much like how Billy used Shiv's model
>>559848584Oh okay ty
due to this absolute niggerpatch i'm going to stop queueing graves and only queue as victor and wraith
>>559848687>declares it a nigger patch>doesnt queue calico
It's funny how hard reactive barrier shuts down Bebop
>>559848452it's a farm and escape ability, it's not meant to be your main damage dealer
Remember rem from deadlock? This is him nowFeeling old yet?
>>559848815its a copypasta
>>559848806i don't like how she plays
>>559848402>he doesnt play stealth wizard drifter
>>559848402>duration extender and cooldown on ultwelcome to the new drifter meta pretty boy
>>559848815>it's a farm and escape ability>copypastaI bet you could probably just get some shit like recharging rush/rapid recharge because they put the dash on charges, then rush torment pulse into scourge with a boundless somewhere and max greens for a stinkfernus build.
>>559848360yeah i meant to say "was", infernus still had a lot of people playing him
Can you cleanse drifter ult
The only character that is punished for using the ult
>>559848907shadow weave sucks ass people can see you when you're near them easily
>>559849002Only with Divine Barrier
>>559849002divine barrier
>>559849002just counterspell it bro
>>559849002no but you can counterparry it
>>559849029Makes me wonder why they thought the entire idea would work to begin with.
>tfw being accused of a bandwaggoner for playing doorman on current patch
>>559849150The idea was good. She was a force to be contained on ult with CC items. Sadly drooling faggots have their brain fried by all the easy ass meta heroes that deal 100000 damage per ability and don't want to buy any item that's not a damage dealer.
>>559849046can you time it on a global sound or something?
>>559848169you know hes rockin that lebum space jam mod too kek
What are you supposed to do when both teams have their walkers down? Everyone seems to just wander around confused.
>>559849150It used to work, when her entire concept was that she's fragile in human but shreds in ult. But for some fucking reason they first buffed human and nerfed werewolf, which destroys her whole character concept.
Drifter build with new patch? He felt really weak in lane now but im not that good so idk if thats true. Thinking of an ultbot duration extender that farms stacks in teamfights and then transitions to gun later maybe?
>Every single time we're about to turn the game around with an important pick Doorman ults them for no fucking reason giving their team time to catch up and turn the fight aroundSTOPPICKINGDOORMAN
>>559849029I know that feeling.
>>559849595what does hrt feel like
>place door at spawn>ult paradox at green walker and place door>she counterspells the cart on exit>proceeds to walk through the door anyway and dies
>>559849572It is better to ult some random full hp enemy it large teamfights right? Or better yet their carry
>>559849668>went to 4chan to post about itShe won the mental battle
>>559849689Literally anyone but the guy that everyone just spent all their CC on to kill and are currently fucking shooting
>>559849747kek
how would you fix this build?
>>559849665Jeff is male.
>>559849689The best target is someone useful that you dont want to actually spend resources killing like victor. You can also use it on divers like apollo or calico
>>559833320I just gave up and started playing Lash. Fuck it man, at east I can fly around as skyking and steal my teams kills to get key player and lessen the impact of losing.
>>559849817Terrible build, just copy lystic or some shit.
I think the Abrams changes just serves to make him feel less original, if that makes sense.
Abrams or Billy better now?
WTF I love Russians now?!
>lose>check team's items>no CC at all >even our paige was running damage>Apollo kept running away because I was the only one throwing slowing hex at him
>>559850194but my damage numbers vro?
>completely even game>mid spawns in 15 seconds>seen zero enemies on minimap for a while>hit jungle creeps and watch as the game is lost by one mistake alonei've played dozens of matches that are decided by this same exact mistake, sometimes i'm the one making it. but it always feels fucking tiresomemaybe there's no way to "fix" it but it's not really fun
>>559850182did they update it?
>>559850194>lose>check team's items>Zero spirit res vs a full spirit team>This was in Archondamn bros when does pisslow end...
>>559850182I wonder if they can tell me what's shitty about it.
>>559850194CC items aren't in my L-R build, please understand saar
>>559850182It's crazy how effective everyone has been brainwashed to find black washing ok but whitewashing to be le Nazi racism hitler chungus
>>559849348urn if you're confident in your teamfighting and want to force the issueotherwise look for out of position enemies and take midboss off after you get 1-2 picks
>>559848907>>559848959But I wanna play drifter to be EDGY and KILL PEOPLE
*parries you*
>>559850438gay coded drawing
>>559850428but spirit drifter does insane damage you absolute fucking retard!!!!!!!!
>>559850309Yesterday I had an Abrams buy literally every single bullet resist item against a team that didn't have a single m1gger in it, just a bunch of spirit nukers, and he didn't get a single spirit resist item, then towards the end he started bitching about how he was getting instantly killed>ArchonToday's Archons are yesterday's Arcanists, I would know as rank resets sent me up to Archon but matchmaking didn't improve one bit
>>559849970lashsissies are so easy to counter just buy anvil and they die near instantly
>>559850467>codedno u
Why is no one complaining about Viscous being utterly broken as well?
>>559850467>the most homosexual drawing ever>its gay "coded"
>>559842675>When Yamato ults she yells SEVENTH MOONDidn't know Yamato was a Macross 7 reference all along.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNzIo2xIwwI
>>559850662No the gayest deadlock drawing is the one where lash is offering a hotdog
If I kelvin ult when the rejuv is floating down does it go through the dome or what
>>559850648he isn't braindead to play so people perceive him as "fair"
>>559843613I build a bit more than enough to get the 4.8k investment. Not much. I play her as support and gravestone dropper. She dies really easy so unless your enemies are brain dead, you usually end up getting singled out when using a gun build.Theyll build anti heal too, so you get extra btfo.
>>559850648>LE BROKEN>splatter nerfed>cube healing increased>puddle punch now works as intended>ult nerfed
>EVERY match for the past two days has had Wraith and Viscous on the enemy team.
>>559850648gooniggers have gaslit the community into thinking he's a "high skill hero" so their bullshit always gets a free pass
>>559850309>phantom 1>lane partner dies 3 times before 9 minutes because he takes forever to shop and keeps getting jumped when the enemy team realizes he's basically afkit does not ever get better.
>>559849747I concede.
>>559850828>>559850904Have you tried the parry key?
i'm trying out pocket in street brawl and i don't know what the fuck i'm doing but somehow i end up with the most objective damage and high player damage but his gun feels weak
>>559850391I suck at running urn, always turns into a disaster
>>559851092Pocket guarantees you win the first two rounds of tard battle, it's funny that no one seems to have a problem with it
>>559849854but you aren't
how are you guys using wraith ult with instant cast? ideally you want to pull the enemy towards you, which means you have to look at the ground. but obviously if you do that you can't shoot them while they're in the air. alternatively if you shoot them while they're in the air, they get flung very far away to safety
>>559850648because viscous, along with no & skill, seven and warden, are the favorite heroes of some devs and dodge all the nerfs or just get small slaps on the wrists while other characters get gutted
>Calico has a son in loreMOMMY CONFIRMED
>>559850648Genuinely curious what makes you think that because he's nowhere near as strong as victor/wraith/calico right now. He's not even the best support rem and paige are better
>>559851092it has the third highest dps in the game
>>559851203you cant actually shoot till the spot you want to fling them is decided, so you just have to look at the ground and flick updesu i think it should be more like if you click somewhere during ult that's what she flings toward, i really wish you could just fling them whereverr, it'd feel so cool
need /dlg/ to make a complete tier list so I have a ranking I can trust
>>559851469No
They need to do to Vindicta what they did to BillyEveryone needs to hate her and think she's unbearably cringe and tell her to shut up when she speaks
ordered food at the beginning of the match and now its coldmatch took 50 minutes
>lane with paradox vs apollo >never had a single issue with apollo>except paradox keeps running face first into apollo to shoot him and keeps eating disengage nukes in the face, repeat until dead over and overthis is who is whining about apollo, complete morons
>>559850438
>wraith feeds all game>gets a few items>just wins anywayloving it thanks yoshitpiss
>>559851236>Calico has a sonthis makes even less sense
>>559851548learn to cook stinky neet fag
>>559851556I'm annoyed by Apollo when it's one that gets their ass kicked the entire time in lane phase, but once they get their ult it bails them out entirely.
>>559851189Then I wouldnt need hrt in the first place. If you're gonna have an autism fit at least be consistent.
Silver DP'd by M&K
>>559850828>he isn't braindead to playjust spam punches in teamfights and do 1/4 of everyone's healthbar with one ability.
Belly rubs
My first Wraith game, man she is fun with her new changes!
>>559851801i don't get itthis characters don't act like that and they don't even know eachother
>>559851801I like that silvershe big
>>559851879Your mistake is thinking they care about the characters beyond being vessels for their fetish.
>>559851801Based
>no illusion terrorblade/phantom lancer type herolame
>>559851801KAWAII
Even winning a match sucks the life out of me.
>haze is the only honest m1gger nowwild
>>559852087it really does if you account the total time for the matches you won
This game pisses me off so much I fucking slam my desk. I want to like this game but holy fuck everything is designed to fucking enrage you. Especially when people CC you and delay your death.Should I unironically just uninstall?
>>559852087time to boot up dota
>>559852185yeah, probably
>>559851783anon it's 2026 men can be women don't be dense
this game angers me so much, I cum and cat hiss at penis
>>559852185You should install a therapist or think through why youre getting mad. That's not normal
>>559852172For every Haze I get in my games that goes 20/2, there's 10 that go 4/14
>>559852450That doesnt change what I said at all but ok thanks kid.
>>559852193NTA but I went back to Dota and I'm having a blast
>>559852185This game isn't made for you, and thankfully there aren't any player retention mechanics (yet), you're not forced into a sunk cost fallacy because you spent money on skins or whatever, if you don't like it there is nothing stopping you from uninstallingMe personally I roleplay as my character at all times in all chat with the enemy team, it helps lighten the mood
>>559852396Shame. It is a cool game>>559852482It's the snowball effect of someone just fucking stomping you and you can't do shit, or you get ganked by 3 people out of nowhere and they all spam abilities on you. It's infuriating to try and run just to get hit by one bullet, knocked down, and then gang raped
>>559852185If you hate CC then just uninstall cause MOBAfags think shit like M&K are actually healthy for the game
>>559851724i don't eat chinese food often enough to have the ingredients on hand
>>559852641CC is healthy for the game so positioning actually matters
This game angers me so much that I start taking it out on my Mina lifesize sexdoll, in more ways than one
how is Calico so fucking broken now. Why would they do this?
>>559852484but how? do people get baited into going for ult plays too much or what? she's piss easy to get kills with if you just distance and fucking m1gger shoot people to death
>>559852629I don't let it get to me but it's still annoying when it happens, I'll give you that.
>>559852185Take a break for a week or two, then try it again.
>>559852641>Guys if you dont aim its not skillWhat are you, a 12 y.o. in a Cod lobby in 2010?
>>559852641M&K is healthy because he rapes Wraith
>>559852641M&K would be better if him getting ult off wasn't a no risk team fight free kill every time.Murky from HOTS did the ult better.
>>559852641Mo and Krill are the most honest hero in the game.
>McGinnis has 20k lead over all of us>guy on our team asks why we run away from her instead of fighting
>>559852952I just lost a game because my Haze and Abrams insisted on going into enemy jungle to start 1v1s with a Seven that had DOUBLE their souls (40k vs 20k), only to end up feeding him even more. Then my Haze started having a melty and telling Seven to kill himself in all chat
>>559852754the age of black women has begun cracka
>>559848584>boohooWhat's her deal gonna be?
>>559852927>miniscule hitbox nigh immortal engage skill>pocket sand with fat ass range to cuck m1ggers>click-to-rape ultimatethey are dishonest both in character kit and personality
how to fix haze>give her a nazi uniform>make the nazi uniform latex and leather
>>559851976>>>>fetish>>559851879>they don't know eachothertbey have an interaction
>>559852878>>559852707Why have so many MOBAfags never played a different video game beforeThese are thoughts you can only have if you've literally only ever played DOTA or League
lash is an amateur boxer that........fights with ropes for some reason??
>>559852185To be fair, most MOBAs are designed to enrage people.
>2 stack on shiv knives make you take like 600 dmg>this is early game laning phaseIs Yoshi/Icefrog the most retarded low IQ developer on the planet?
>>559853326No, its opinions you have when you do not restrict yourself to Fortnite and Sportballs
>>559853326RPG games have stuns and other such debuffs
>>559853405>lash is an amateur boxerYou don't know the lore you don't play the game either you're just here to bait. Elevate yourself faggot
>>559853414still lower dps than doorman bells
>>559853405The Bearpit isn't a boxing arenaIf anything it's implied that anything goes
>>559853405He is a dock worker popeye style, how is it not the very first thing you notice, he even got an anchor tattoo
>>559853240>tbey have an interactionso do rem and infernus, do they know eachother well? no, same with those two
Why is every Drifter that I get on my team fucking dogshit?
>>559853467>comparing an RPG to a multiplayer gameRetard alert
>>559853559first thing i notice is his gun is a boxing glove
>>559853628Mobas are literally built on Warcraft, which is in itself can be boiled down to "What if we made a pvp rpg game"
>>559849668I saw a mina AND a wraith do this exact thing. Doorman vortex webbed them to cart them into spawn and they both counterspelled it and then just waddled into the doorway anyway. We won the match because of that.
puddle punch has to fucking get gutted yesterday this is the most braindead retarded shit ive seen in this game yet
The first thing I saw about lash was how he appeared to be a pugilist and yet none of his abilities compliment a melee play styleShit design
>>559852923hero storm does lot of ults better than deadlock>murky is fragile as fuck until late game so octograbbing someone in a teamfight isn't a free kill if the enemy team is fast enough at bursting murky down>lightning ball is better than shining wonder because if you immediately back away out of it's bouncing range it disappears immediately and also doesn't bounce off of neutrals.>containment disc is infinitely less cancer than doorman ult because it's a skill shot and doesn't force you to do a parkour minigame that will likely have followed up a slowing hex. (points for creativity though)>alarak ult over apollo ult>Etc...
>>559853776He used to have the Bebop's uppercut in early development
>>559853628in a numbers game what's the difference? you stun your enemy so they don't kill you or let your other members rail on them
>>559851879> they don't even know eachotherThey explored every inch of each other's bodies if you catch my drift
>>559853824But then he saw Bebop do an uppercut and he swore he'd never perform an uppercut againYes we know the story Lash
>>559850309Literally never because the stimmies have made "high elo" to be around E4-6E4 being old 1 and 2, E5 being old 3-4 and E6 being 5 and 6.But you'll start seeing smatterings of counter items and armours in ascendant.
It's wild how different this game feels to the state of the game 12 months ago, I honestly really miss the 4 lanes. Just felt funner in an unexplainable way.
>>559851879Don't underestimate a faggot/troons/womans ability to pull gay relationships out of their ass.
>>559853326no CC, no stuns, no movement disables -> everyone is running around willy nilly, teamfight dynamics become a meme, role cohesion collapses, etc etc
>>559853773You don't even need to learn to parry if you pisslows complaining about puddle punch buy this 800 soul item
>>559853612Feast or famine character who needs to play perfectly at the start or they famine
>>559853973>puddle punch starts>parry>he missed lol>punished for playing correctly
>>559853915I'll keep this in mind the next 30,000 times I see a waifu get shipped with a guy she barely interacts with.
Please teach me how not to get mad in game>inb4 don’t die>inb4 get a therapist
>>559853524i assume it's like wwe type shit
>>559854107>die>don't get a therapist
>>559851879>>559853915>>559854068>some people find it fun to imagine unlikely relationships between fictional characters>autists on 4chin can't comprehend such a thing
>>559854107Never understood that in the first place, i have fun even when i loose unless it was a 20 minute stomp, but in that case, who even cares
>>559854124The WWE if the Undertaker was literally a teleporting Zombie and if Hulk Hogan was literally empowered by Christ
lash should remain an asshole, not just a WWE heel. it's a flanderization, he's really a serious asshole. now, maybe an asshole with a heart of gold but genuinely a narcissist who beats the shit out of people for fame
>>559854107internalize within yourself, that getting mad at a video is fucking stupid and you are being a literal babywhenever you get mad question yourself, "why the fuck i'm getting mad at this, it's just a dumb game"
>>559854169Why are you (You)ing me? I didnt imply it was bad to ship characters. The other 2 twats did though.
>>559854068You should shit on those too.Fuck aesthetic/vibe/crack shipping. Chemistry ships is for the pure of heart and true romanticists.>>559854169>>some people find it fun to imagine unlikely relationships between fictional charactersIt's activism shipping, troon self-inserting, or fujo shit. If a ship isn't queer, appealing to troon agp, or appealing to fetishizing gay people, they don't care.
>>559854268But he does it for money and charity
>Bottom Heavy Geist mod>Like the gun but hate the blatant coomershit>She doesn't even have panties on
>>559854172I'm happy when games end in 20/30 mins even if it's a complete stomp against my team so that I don't have to sit through one more 1 hour game
>>559854428primarily for money and only 1% for kids who kinda suck
I'm having a retard momentWhat would you call the opposite of moment to moment thinking? This is relevant to Deadlock I'm writing an essay.
>>559854437The gun is a TF2 item from 20 or whatever years ago
>>559854172I only get upset when my team is playing like retards. It doesn't matter if we're behind because a comeback is always possible. But if I'm stuck being lane janny and seeing my team trickle in to a fight all the time you get that feeling you know you're going to lose so it's better to just afk than to continue the torture.
>>559854437>She doesn't even have panties onBut anon, all the female heroes went nopan during the ritual, to prevent chafing of course...
>>559854521planning? what the fuck do you mean
>>559854503It's 3% and he started the charity himself.
I lost a deadlock friend to street brawl, he won't touch the regular mode anymore
>>559854371When you start having a meltie about shipping autism, it's time to kill yourself.
>>559840803Sorry chadIn real life the twink gets the goth girl
>>559854592don't let lash get in your head
>>559854545Even if you do the right macro and lane jannie other lanes when your team is just blindly running down mid, if they can’t carry themselves and feed the enemy you suffer regardlessThe only option is to play team captain over the mic and that doesn’t even guarantee anyone will listen to you
Lash is a good person in spite of his personality.Bebop is not a good person in spite of his personality.
The fact that bebop can just farm the hard camp once he gets the ult is fucking insane.
>>559854641in irl, goth girls say they prefer twinks but they actually prefer twunks like victor
I have 10 hours in this game and the only things i've played are street brawl and bot matches
>>559854597Only literal retards would play the main mode in its current state>characters more busted than ever>2 bans>shitty barely functional 50/50 matchmaking >only takes 1 retard to ruin the game vs one person being able to hypercarry brawl
>>559854713Woah he got like 700 souls big deal
>>559854107It's not da worst ting in da wuhald, I was seein a thehrapist myself a coupla months ago. I had some issues, enough said. I learned some copin' skills.
>>559854597Don’t blame em, much less stressful gamemode
eternal gift in a brawl that just goes on forever is so fucking stupid, you end up with hundreds of ammo, so much health, all the gun damage/spirit power you could ever think of and more
>>559854597based friend who doesnt want to waste 100 hours learning mobaslop
>>559853973that would be cool if puddle punch wasn't an ability with an inconsistent hitbox and that you have to follow it's retarded timing
>enemy has Haze and Wraith>loseBUY COUNTER ITEMS YOU FUCKING DROOLING NOGS
>>559854710He wants to save a granny wdym
>>559854775>crybaby banfags are upset that they only get TWO bansno pleasing these "people"
>>559854917his granny invented a death robot that has a death laser and death bombs
>>559854953The game wouldnt need any bans if the devs werent retarded enjoy your ass getting gaped while sane people go have actual fun
>>559855045>>559855045
>>559854917>He wants to save a granny wdymThe moment shelly dies he's becoming a mass murderer. Bebop outright states that he doesn't give a fuck about anyone but her, the only reason he's not killing everyone is because of her being disappointed, and everything nice he does is basically just inviting people over to meet shelly. He doesn't give a single fuck about human life besides her.
>>559852923it really isnt a free kill thoughdebuff reducer and vampiric burst can save you if you arent 100-0ed
>>559854169>find it fun to imagine unlikely relationshipsbut there is no sauce or spice in that ship, its bland, not only because their interactions are boring (silver just dismisses celeste a lot, she doesn't give a fuck) but also because, again, they don't know eachother this isn't an opposites atract or even a crackship whose appeal its being wild, it's bland, sauceless and boring "they lesbos because.... they are ok?!?!"
>>559855124That's a good point but one I'm not sure valve took into account or will ever expand upon
>>559855218In a teamfight and your team isn't outright retarded to the point of costing you the game? Yes it is.>WE HAVE YOU NOWis like blood in the water for anyone above oracle
Street Brawl faggots aren't welcome
>>559854641>twinkapollo isn't that tho
