Previous: >>559949870>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), Loves Only You (3* alt), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive, SSR Marche LorraineNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
horse p*ssy
how many in /uma/ are botting
Cygames to botters
I used to play a mobile game called Valkyrie Connect, they successfully blocked access to emulators several times. If Umamusume doesn't do it, it's because they don't to
Luna Love
She caught me with the puppet
which one you are picking, /uma/bros?
>>559968836
>>559968968I've already fallen to the Digitan propaganda
>>559968968Tits
>>559968968Digitan and I will go to idol concerts and buy lots of otaku merch together
>>559968968one that's in character and doesn't have bug eyes
>>559969000
New translated Star Blossom chapter out
>>559968968I've already got 3 of the 4 I want, just waiting for Finemo to spook me
>>559968968
this run will be better>blocked debut race>3 sleep deprived
>>559969127I adore the little touch each VA gives their characters here
>>559969276I need to lick Tama's tummy
>>559967102the days of smurfing in open are long gone, the shitters and dead weight umas are gone, so just hitting the stat target is no longer enough to get that WR>>559967228open forces you to learn what your deck gives you and what you can train to achieve the stat target you came to after test using the calculator and simulator, but a proper open ace will always have both distance and ground type as S, at least 3 greens skills and a couple white/gold skills, and there's always 2 buildings: the minmax and the stamina gambler (I fucking hate stamina gamblers)
Sex with Digitan would be _____
>LB1 Creek, LB3 Natie, LB0 Finemo>enough carats for one sparkMy plan was to skip the banner and spend selectors/gems to bring Creek to LB3 and Natie to MLB, but I got a Finemo from a free pull. Give me your wisdom on how to proceed now bwos
>>559969118>nutting to the ugly oneeww you nasty
>>559969000Hagshit>>559968968Lolis are the best
>>559969410
>>559969452It would be stupid to try to pull 3 copies in one spark.
>>559969410Well that was freaky. I was listening to this and I opened it and it synced.Stego cute.
>>559969452including the pity copy, you should expect on average to get 2-3 copies of a card from 30k. That takes you to 2-3LB which requires the free selector and likely a crystal or paid selector to hit MLB
>>559969550
>>559968968>seanegro didn't get enough attention so he reposted his shit
>>559969680
>>559969575That's a boy in a dress
I have my second rainbow crystal which I'm hoarding. I'm not paypigging the paid SSR selector, so what should I use the free SSR selector and/or crystal for? Should I save them until I'm done pulling this summer (trying to mlb both Tachyon and SMaru)?
>>559969829Yet still more attractive than Air Shaugly
>>559969846Selector to Creek, save crystal
>>559969829Boys make for the best girls.
>>559969916dont be mean
I want Hishiama but I missed her banner. I know we get an free card selector, would paypigging for the uma picker instead of the car picker be worth? Can I buhi for both?
When Kita
there are no boy umasthe most boy looking umas still looks like a girl
>>559969452your finemotion is at LB1 right? you are risking it big time with only 1 spark, even if you pull, high worst case scenario is that you are gonna have to spend the ticket AND crystal too to get finemotion to MLB, not ideal.just use the selector ticket on nice nature and save for future banners
I've seen this pic thrown around but whatever this page is, is it even believable?
>>559970035shakur is only cute when drawn as a moe blob by this artist
>>559970087remember that jp plays an entirely different game but yea it's not total hogshit
>>559970114Shakur is always cute in my personal opinion
>>559970038that depends. How much do you want her? I'm seriously considering paypigging for Narita Brian. I don't really want to wait until February of fucking 2027 to finally get her from Daily Legends Races
>>559969916 Air Shakur is more attractive because she doesn't look like a child
>>559970182ah yeah? prove it! plenty of fan art she looks ugly in
>>559970087It has Red Maruzensky as an SS parent for fronts despite her unique being dogshit on almost every single CM in global so far.
I still have no idea what this "a very specific few of these samefaced anime girls with very feminine bodies are boys" meme is supposed to mean or what value anybody is supposed to get out of repeating it over and over
Hi QOL changes fancy meeting you here no this is the global server jp is that way see you in 2 years
>>559970197Consider this
>>559970038Literally who cares what anyone thinks. You don't even have to tell anyone, no one would know. I had to finish my spark for Gentildonna with cash, shit happens. If you can afford it, if you don't think you'll regret, it just do it.
>>559970061K.S Miracle is the one uma where if you placed her in a game like Enstars everyone would believe she was a man
>MANT tomorrowCLOCK STATUS?
>>559970365Enstars does not count when you have "boys" who look like this walking around
>>559970339I was going to pull on the Seiun/Brian banner (I like OG Brian better, her alt growths suck ass comparitively), but then Seiun spooked me on the Ardan banner, so you just *know* I'd get 3 Seiuns and have to pity for Bran if I rolled on that banner.
>>559970509300, but I'm also f2p so I'm fucked
>>559970589Her alt is literally one of the best long distance Umas what is wrong with you
>>559970361Fat uma
>>559970197She's among the few umas, I give a shit about. >>559970361I'm not asking for approval, I'm asking if losing out on a LB a card is worth getting an uma.
>>559970320basically it's falseflagging faggots who react to any uma that doesn't have the body type of Mejiro Ardan or Super Creek to call them "boys".
>>559970320>Stay Gold >Feminine body lollmao
You will never have enough sashes
>>559970670it absolutely is worth missing out on an LB I didn't pull for umas from August until February because my support deck was pure shit, and by December, it was getting really fucking old. Getting new umas is the most amazing thing in the world. Pulling the all-uma banner and getting 9 new ponies was like Christmas and birthday put together but better.
>>559970509Around 750 but I'm not even going to play Trackblazer that much
>>559969437stinky
>>559970509600, not that it will matter because you fuckers said you needed a billion for unity and that wasn't the case
>>559970670>I'm asking if losing out on a LB a card is worth getting an uma.If you really really value meta so much then it might be in your best interest to buy the paid selector for the uma you want. That too is a gamble since you never know if you might get spooked by the uma you paid up for in a future uma banner you plan on rolling for.
>>559970670Essentially it boils down to "do you want the uma over being more competitive" and frankly I'd take the Uma if it's one I really care about.
>wake up>0 qol or any climantblazer newsLame
>>559970509I don't do a lot of runs but I've made a point of always buying clocks at the shop for months now when I saw some huge MANT doomposting
>>559970675>>559970320holy samefaggotry
I cannot stand this woman.
Other than Oguri, are there any other umas that can run on pretty much every track without much issue?
>>559970509650ish? I buy three from the free store when I play. 150 parfaits too
>>559970303yeah but when it works, it works because I don't think fronts have any good options for accels. she would have worked in cm1 but people were not gonna get groundwork there and just built easy umas like golshi and ogurithen it also half worked like once in another CM later where it has to be on red maru herself. Maybe it sees more action in the future
>>559971339Maruzensky
>>559971339Digitan
How do I marry hag uma
>>559971093dumb bitch
>>559970325Seeing the Uma JP QOL going “more potential levels for the horses” while I’m seething that it’ll be YEARS
>>559969452you'll spend 200 pull, get 0 copies and feel empty insideyou have nature already, don't get baited
>>559971423promise them children or be small
>>559971501Can confirm because average statistics mean shit in Uma when I’ve spent 800 pulls and not getting the ON BANNED card I want besides spark. Felt like shit. Save the 30k for honse.
https://x.com/taromarunnn/status/2030988356352655650
>>559971469You guys are weird.Potential level update is not QOL, it's just another new dumb mechanic that'll shift the game. QOL is shit like what was posted last thread
>>559971404>front and will be old and busted after her card releases>>559971418>no healsDamn, guess my plan of trying to get 3 umas to use on every single CM is but a pipe dream
>>559971423be ≤ 19yr
>>559971606
I have no SSR wit so I’ll just cope with tachyon wit or Sunday. I have 0lb fuku for free, fat lot of good it will do
>>559969127Ruined by round jumpscare
>>559971669i am going to have SEX with this horsegirl!
>>559971339Pasa if you have the sprint sparks
>Fuku as a spookBlessed run
>>559971669i hope she invites me into her room
>>559971625It’s QOL if it makes base king halo’s innate potential not dogshit
I like girls with big hats what uma is for me
Love when I'm just a single point away from a purchase, and since finals are over, no more points
>>559971103She's so cuteI wouldn't be able to refuse if she asked to pamper me.
>>559971368I've been checking, and the next one where Red Shift works for fronts is Taurus in early May, the Tokyo 2400m. Then it works again in Gemini, the Tokyo 1600m. >fronts don't have many accelsthat's damn true, and a damn shame. They've got Angling, Red Shit, and.....that's about it until Kitasan and Ballroom Seiun drop. Then they get a bit more flexible.
JORDAN-SANNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>559971625wait does that show up and downhills
I like girls with hats that say CB on it what uma is for me
>>559971850
>>559971735Guess that's an optionFront for short and mile, pace for medium and longKeeping the last spot as flex works, I forgot she was that versatile
>>559971886GUESS
>>559971886Tokai Teio
I like lolis and hags what uma is for me
>>559972046Dream Journey
Now that burgers are asleep and threads are slow again post JP honses
I'm still seething I didn't get her R.
>>559972114She looks like fujobait male vtuber
>>559971858are skill points from races a static number gained? i've been in this situation before, i should probably start calculating my skill points by early december to see if i need to run an extra race before arima kinen or not.
>>559971641>umas to use on every single CMMayano Top Gun is literally The Uma for this.
>>559971392big uma
>>559972193Jokes on you my sleep schedule has been a mess for months and the daylight savings shift made it even worse.
When can I roll for Kita
>>559972264She's yumebait sis, not fujobait
>>559972340DST is a social construct
>>559972193*appears between hamburger buns and burgers your thread up*
>>559972359Most men don't know (and don't care) about the differences between a yume and fujo because at the end of the day they're both mentally ill women
>>559972327Now that you mention it, Oguri cap, El Condor Pasa and Mayano could workI'll try them out on longslop for fun, and if it works then I'll prob marry them and then pull umas for TT and to read their stories
>>559972440*eats you*Not so tough now are you
>>559971339Chocolate Gundam>C/BA/BArdan>E/B/A/DHishiama>D/A/A/BFalco>B/A/A/ESuzuka>D/A/A/ERudolf>E/C/A/ARice>E/C/A/AAir Groove>C/B/A/EMayacchi>D/D/A/ARyan>E/C/A/BKing Halo>A/B/B/COf all these, the easiest are King Halo, Mayano Top Gun, and Hishi Amazon. You'll never need more than 7 distance sparks.
>>559972359>yume>fujoI'm a straight man so I don't care
>>559972359The only gold clan that aren't yumebait are the mares and Fenomeno
>>559972543*gives you slow metabolism*take that biatch
>>5599705091'650
>>559972597Fenomeno mentionedI fucking love Fenomeno
>>559972597The only gold clan that aren't yumebait are the mares*Wdym Fenomeno isn't yumebait
>>559972632Aaaiiieeeee dokutaa herpu me
>>559972672I need her already...
>>559972820I should do some troll runs with this card just for shits and giggles
I’m gonna fucking rage when I get spooked by Mambo
>>559972820is the r version of her card any good (for fun)
>>559972446yumes are just self-inserters bwo...you're calling 90% of this thread mentally ill...
>>559972926>I'm going to rage when I get spooked by...a 2*What
>>559972820Disable Display cutout on your phone bwo
>>559972842just two more years mamebro
>>559972193
>>559972943Being mentally ill is a requirement to use 4chan.
>>559972926don't roll on umas and she can't spook youCHECKMATE MAMBO
>>559973065
>85m daily average fans>2.8m per member per day on average>Rank 69 lolit's so fucking over /uma/-club bwos, they need to shoot the clankers
>>559971759Hoeh…(I did not cap speed)
>>559972939not reallyI'm going to borrow her SSR and get drunk, just to see what happens. The drunkenness will numb me to the rage of constantly getting mood downs and I'll just snicker instead.
Has science gone too far?
>>559972939As fun as any agemasen gamble except you get to do it multiple times>>559972958There's no option to turn it off on my chinkphone
>>559973165Umadol? More like Uglydol
>>559972590Of the ones listed the uma I'd seriously consider but have issues with other than not having are>boboDoesn't she need, along with a second front runner, the golds she can't get because they're on her own SSR cards?>hishiamaHuh, guess the only issue is the lack of heals but I assume that becomes a non-issue later on>falcoGw farming hell...>haloHer cheerleader version seems strong... What am I missing? Why is she not more used/discussed?
I have less than 100 clocks leftover and I don't fucking careIf it's going to be a problem I will just fucking quit
>>559971339Mayachi
>>559973035I shall endure
I try my damnest, I swear, but I can't get a no bullshit(loss) run going. It's one thing when there is random "get fucked, blocked" races, but it happening constantly is annoying. Yes I'm bad, yes this happens less with Sprint/Miler where I just spam Speed/Pow/Wit, yes I kinda dislike Medium/Long even tho my oshi is Medium/Long. I picked my fave girl, not the length.
>>559973221That's too bad
>>559973389
>>559972590Rice will only struggle with dirt sprints
>>559973118are you telling me nobody has posted the global fan rankings on JP xitter for cygames to see? Is their presence that non-existent?
>>559973432Seeking the Pearl is already real in global anon, just not playable outside of having her as a teammate in aoharu
>>559973360a good horse
forever my radiant kingu
what's the correct move here?
>>559973695The glow should be coming from her forehead
I HATE TANUKIS
>>559973432Did you know that unlike most other burger umas, Sexing the Pearl is from Virginia instead of Kentucky?
>>559973780request Digitan to be part of this
What's the cutoff for A rank club? Above 1k?
we are buying?
>>559973545Is the catbox link dead?
>>559973859She'd never
>>559973902Catbox has been shitting itself as of late
>>559973902It's from Nov 15... surely not...
So is Christmas Oguri cap dead?
>>559972193She counts
>>559973937I cummed in her ice cream
>>559973936>>559973975It's over
>>559973981My carats are NOT safe
WHERE'S THE QOL PATCH CYGAYMES AHHHHHHHHHHHI'M GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Hit the double spark for mile instead of dirt (4 vs 11)Very funny uma
Dang, that's so cool...Also Del Mar has no slopes
Post Kita dancing
>>559974131
>>559973607>>559973830would sex the pearl
the amount of [sound] files lost to mild mismanagement and some other gay faggot hoster dying, resulting in catbox getting flooded... this is why we can't have nice things
>>559974047yes they are you get free pulls
>>559973252>BourbonIt's only an issue once her next card comes out. Even then, OG will have evolved TTL.>FalcoCombos well with Bourbon as parent/grandparent. Her alts are nerfed to dirt only though
>>559974234>he thinks I’ll get ANYTHING with free pulls Lmao
>>559974047I hope that if I have to spark for her, it result in something better than 6 random duplicates.
>>559974290Wait a minute, Biwa isn't a mare...
Sasami please leave me alone. It's actually every other run with you. I don't want you. The least you could do is come during Junior year and not Classic.
>>559974213it's 2026 i want REGULAR SOUNDPOSTS IN /vg/
>>559974338GYARU SEX SEX SEXhell at this point I'd even fuck jordan cuz shes so likable
ardan looks like she's wearing a wig
>>559974292Torena issue
Me on the right
>>559974395I will get her and Kita
>>559974435Oguri probably smells really nice when you hug her!
>>559974410What do you mean “at this point you’d even fuck Jordan” like she’s ugly and you’re settling or something?
>>559974395otherchan is right there bwo
>>559974468good luck, hopefully with free rolls
>>559974338>Helios has one heart and one teardrop face tatDoes this mean she has fucked one uma and killed another?
>>559974545it's not the same...
>>559974395>hiroshimoot management adds sound>techlets continue to use VP8 like mongoloids, except now they add hyper unoptimized sound on top, giving the video even less bitrate to look decent while forcing 1080p60[sound] let me get away with super crisp audio, even the retarded fucks can continue using their garbage mp3 audio no issue.>>559974523obviously this is gay as fuck but i didn't used to like her looks enough, so I'd joking say "ignore her" and the like while fucking the shit out of helios, palmeer or gold.
>>559974338Their queen
>>559973615I really like that photo of him with the ponies looking at him for guidance.
>>559974523you said it not me
>>559974678
>Manually copying over umas' stats over to a spreadsheet>128 left>Have been leaving aptitudes for alts' empty with the idea of pasting over the base character's aptitudes>No idea if alts have aptitude changes like they did with NY Urara>I may have fucked up a number here or there, the only rudementary check I have is if a 3 star's stats reach -I think- 350>Tried asking a chatbot how to scrap websites but it seemed too daunting of a task>>Also I need to make decent Aquarius runners for A finals but it involves chansforming from G and it's not very rewardinghate dirtslop so much, wish we had the spark pass
>>559974681Cutie
>>559974741Nice, but now post the horses
Dirt friends!
>>559974812espo!my granny!my bro!
>>559974790Too lazyhttps://x.com/oiwakefarm/status/1896746009918910835
>>559974338what is it with gyaru and showing their navel?
Kitasan looking majestic as always
Really new cool neat feature, there's basically a button that shows AFTER a race has been done>the table on the left shows skill and status activations>the table on the right shows the activation chance, the duration, and the lines are at what part it was activated in corresponding to the chart up above>the chart up above can be switched: course definition, ranking change, positioningHopefully this makes it to Global soon!
>>559974937>third party community features, but build in and fancy lookingonly took 5 years!
>>559974937Wrong thread
>>559974891it attracts rich ojisans
>>559974937game will be dead by then
>>559974976third part can still aggregate data
>>559974937Mmmmyes more microtransactionslop
>>559975037It's free you monkey
>>559974995Wrong thread tranny
>>559974812Dirt horses are SEX
They had 33 kills at 20 minutes.
when is Cygames adding this feature?
>>55997512633 umas DIED?!?!?!
>>559974290I want to have sex with Biwa normally!
>>559975178Yes THEY DIED
>>559974338>>559975023Imagine the thick perfume smell
>>559975160Insanely smart, not to mention on brand for that garbage "franchise".
how do I stop being brown?
no, the umas slaughtered 33 ningen with ease
>>559975319Have you tried soap?
>>559975160Kek this is unfathomably based
>>559975319my getting a gun>>559974891To attract fat 30+yo such as myself
>>559975319Same way as how I become a futa: live long, make lots of money somehow, and get lucky (this step involves someone else inventing the relevant technology and making it somehow available for purchase)
Would you attend it?
>>559975367>artist had to clarify that it was a hug and Digitan wasn't draining balls on the spot
>>559974213Wish I had a webm or mp4 of this.
Dober killed 100 men faster than the gorilla
>>559975424Digitan is too pure and shy to do that in public
>>559975459your fake discord, insta, tiktok or xitter "friends" will call you cringe
I want to see Helios’ belly button
>>559975413>overseasFuck no nigga, I went to the other events because they were in Japan, you can't have these events in uncivilized mutt countries
I need healing
>>559975524What about my otherchan and whatapp friends?
>>559975489Dober killed one million potential men
>>559975626whatapp will call you a pedophile, but so will most of the other platforms, except for bluesky maybe, or reddit that will go "CUNNY HAHA DSKDLAS"
>>559975607I went to a Togenashi Togeari concert in America and it was fun
>>559975640Smart Falcon swallowed 1000000 potential men
100 men vs 1 Current Chan
>>559975413I would not only have to deal with the unwashed and impoverished gay masses that were filtered by the cost of a plane ticket or the task of acquiring a passport, but off venue I would also have to deal with standard "first world problems" such as violent schizophrenic drug addicts that are allowed to do as much crime as the legal system allows them to.
>>559974196>loves you
>>559975909Truly, a most problematic predicament.
>>559975871
>>559975413I don't want to risk the chance of dying inside of a concert venue in New York because one guy was having a really bad day
>>559975413Honestly yeah. I already watched the Winning Live concert with /uma/ a couple of months ago so might as well try to go in-person.
Just got home from my 14 hour shift of collecting rubber from trees and finding raw lotus seeds for dinner what have I missed
>>559976029Imagine the smell
>>559975871I could easily kill 99 niggas just to have sex with Curren
/uma/ gangbang curren, would you join
>>559975871that's not even her record for one night
>>559976068Evo skills announced
>>559974876I'll do it myself then!
>put Goldship in a mating press and fuck her brain out and cum irresponsible deep inside of her.>I get pregnant Huh?
>>559976156You’re missing a 9.
>>559975871Is Curren secretly a slut?
>>559976324Golshi has a giant cock it’s been posted here many times
>>559976304lmao they all look so glad to see him
>>559976382noshe's publicly a slut
>>559976369The one on the right would actually rape Kitasan Black.
Post umas thay shouldn't be able to run either due to their body shape
>>559976382It’s pathetic how beta Japanese men are
Triple air
>>559976418
>>559976447>Said the guy living in poverty while his wife fucks his boss
>>559975619sexual healing
>>559976508Kris S
>>559976517You’ll never be Japanese
>>559976324Gold Ship would have you on the bottom lil bro
>>559976545Digitan, pick your oshis better...
Kitasan is so unattractive.
>>559976623The mating dance doesn’t seem to be working
>>559976656only if you are a faggot
holy fuck this dumb nigger sweep needs to fix the race shit already goddamn why is this trash getting more broken by the weekis this his redemption arc for creating the headless bot!?
Wake me up when MANT drops.
>>559976623me at the club
I like umas with big boobies
>>559976623What are these young school girls doing at a night club?
>>559976654Impossible, everyone is her oshi.
Why do tails and big furry ears make them so much more attractive than human women
wake me up when MANTember ends
I did 10 careers today
>>559976748Fair enough...
going to rape every single /uma/ botter and you cant stop me
>>559976741Dancing. Are you blind?
>>559976508I'd say City, but she prefers dark chocolate if you know what I mean
>>559976720
post something cute
>>559976842apparently everyone is botting but I haven't seen anyone post a sta/pwr9 long3 end6 spurt9 ignited pwr9 parent yet
>>559976963
>>559976748
>>559977042almost like that is purely down to insanely bad rng faggotry, not if you play manually or bot, it's a completely meaningless metric
>>559977036
>>559977042>"I haven't seen a carefully cultivated 1 in a billion result"
The next Uma posted is my wife.
>>559977189
>>559973228
Did you get her?
I am never going to try to mutate again
how does getting findommed by golshi feel like?
>>559976790>Unity has come and passed>The scenario can never last>Wake me up when MANTember ends
https://x.com/5ma5han/status/2031572125094699123She's so cute
Imagine losing against Jobber Brian
>>559977382cum in the puppetput it back on her hand
>>559977438You are awful.
Is Ardan for (You)?
>>559977346She wouldn’t do that. Golshi is very feminine when it comes to sex and wants a guy who will manhandle her and make her feel like a dainty princess
WATASHI NO RETARDO UKETOMETEkyukkyun retardchura meni meni
>>559977438Put the puppet on your dick and have her make out with her own puppet
What the fuck is this Discord levels of spam? Do you fucking losers have nothing better to do than shitting the thread up with retarded questions and other braindead bait posts?God, you fucks are insufferable.
>>559977472>leaving cum inside of a girl? a o k>cumming all over a girls body?a o k>cumming inside of a girls funny speech puppet?YOU MONSTER!
>>559977270Yeah and I cummed to her
>>559977361Does Tact just talk her songs too?
yeppers
>>559977572Everyone should cum to FineMo at least once in their lifetime
CLEANCLEATS
Is it save to say Brian has a sister complex?
>>559977547*gropes you*
>>559976790Wake me up before you goo-goo
>>559977503extremely. even better when trainer isnt a dumbass and it has a two-way couple moments
Sometimes watching the Team Trial Races is fun. Was hoping Still got it but I guess the late start didn't help things.
I don't use fronts, how come they have so many skills? Are front skills cheaper?
>>559977642I gave her a daddy complex
They should release an Uma that just genuinely hates you
>>559977772>weltreisende
>>559977749Because at the moment they don't have golden skills. You would have the same amount of skills in other positions if you didn't buy gold skills.
>>559977798they already have air shakur
>>559977798Why would you want that
>>559977638
>Three strange names in one go
>>559977742IS THAT…NO..SURELY THERES NOT JP UMAS BEING POSTED IN MY GLOBAL THREAD…NO IT…IT IS A JP UMA IN MY GLOBAL THREAD…I…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>559977798???
It's ending and I still don't get how facilities level up in unityI whether I pop a bombs or not, it feels like some facilities level too late
>>559976407He is a good horse.
>>559977840All guys want a project they can fix
>>559977742IS THAT A STOLEN VALOR JP UMA MUSUME IMAGE IN MY GLOBAL THREAD!?!?!?!?
>>559977883Peak City…
>>559977642Everyone with a sister does
>>559977742NO ONE FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
>>559977642every son has a mother complexevery brother has a sister complexevery daughter has a father complexevery sister has a brother complexfuck your parent and/or sibling
>>559977749If they're running the welfare Suzuka she has a chance to give you -30% to some random front skill you'll usually end up buyingIf they're on Summer Maruzensky and running SSR Falco, she has hints for Front Savvy and Corner RecoveryAlso on it's own, prudent positioning helps fronts unlike solo DDanger.
>>559977840It would be highly erotic
jesus fuck ayabes career is rough what the fuck was cygames smoking when they gave her the worst recovery skill ever
MINNA
Stolen Valor is pretty funny except when people accuse me of it then it's cringe.
I’m Daring Tact’s exclusive trainer that’s why they haven’t released her and never will
sigh... I randomly got hard again. Which uma should I goon to?
>>559978095I'll mark you in my trainynotes for stealing other peoples god given rights and honors you fake piece of shit
>>559977270Yes, her career is really endearing
>>559978125Still In Love
>>559978083HOEHH ARIGATOU
Falco smokes
The world... would be better off without Falcofags and Chiyofags.
Teikuoffu Maya's clothes
...cocks
>>559978254said the currentranny
>>559978254You mean better without the stay gold fag
Is Smart Falon a Steven Hawking reference?
>>559978083HOEEEEH
>>559978338in this art style falco looks fine and curren looks retarded.
>>559978338in this art style curren looks fine and falco looks retarded.
>>559978338>whore has to undress to match the greatest umadol
in this general currenfags look fine and falcofags look retarded
>twitter screencapnot this like currenxister
Imagine being the trainer of a hideous beast like Air Shakur or an ugly little rat like Teio and looking around and seeing other trainers paired up with a goddess like Almond Eye or a sex machine like Gentildonna. Gotta be crushing to see.
I'm so ready to eat shit in finals
>>559970509457
>>559978429there are no artstyles where they don't both look retarded
>>559978526Still better than being a trainer to an ugly little boy who doesn't even show up
>>559978526the trainer chooses the trainee, mr potter
>>559978559I will wear my third consecutive silver with pride
My trainee is Satono Crown do you guys like her?
>You already took the dirt pill, right, trainer? Turf Frauds doesn't have the strength to compete internationally
>>559978641No, they really don't. Like 99.9% of the time it's pretty much fate.
Just make your own club with your own special snowflake rules, you guys complain too much in club chat.
>>559978526>Toreina chooses his trainee>Decides to choose an ugly cunt he doesnt likes>Blame the world instead of himself
Teio is only one of the most goated racers in historyOh woe to train a champion like her
>>559977270nyo i’m getting spooked by her wedding alt while i’m pulling for my cute imouto’s wedding alt
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>559978664Why should I roll for Satono Crown?
>Train Teio, an absolute champion of her time>Get to get close to the cute lil gnome>As a freebie I get to get close to Luna-chanPretty easy deal if you ask me
>>559978669always amazed at how burgers never get tired of bragging that they're the world champions in a category with only one entrant
>>559978664I don't know or care what that is
where are the patch notes?they're announcing stuff for JP right now but radio silence for global
>>559978746She’s a failure
>>559978920there aren't any
>>559978920*switches on the radio*uh...its not silent though?
Anyone else really horny today? I'm gonna go ERP in club chat
>>559978920>no autoplay>vanilla MANT>no spark rerolls>no balance changesSoon
So the only things that matter are speed and wit, right?
>>559977798You trooned out for Dober's career mode didn't you?
>>559978982almondachi…
ayabe is a cunt and her sister should've wrapped her umbilical cord around ayabes neck
>>559978920Global is being treated as a dirty 2nd rate Californian homeless person
>>559979020Test your theory on the next cm
>>559978920How about you wait for MANT to go up for the patch notes like this image went up when they actually implemented it into the game
>>559978982I'm glad you ain't a mambro.
>>559979038I was in AlmondLove for months and never once got invited to the ERP or cosplay photo shoot
>>559977798Sirius
>>559978982I have been jerking it nonstop for the past three days. each time I get home, I watch my favorite hentai, and even then it's not enough. I swear, I can probably outlast an uma in heat with the wayy I am right now
I'm a danchousexual
Let me guess, you *need* more?
>>559979113>Sirius hating her puppy?
>>559979109probably because you’re an uggo
>>559979025I did not roll for Dober
>>559979109Should have been a top performer...
>>559979161I'D prefer my climax to be inside of luna
>>559979162sirius doesn't own a dog though
>>559978920is that ingame umalator?kinda weird. various numberfagging data like the skills arent shown in the game itself, meaning you are gonna use for visualizing the skills only?. i guess that's enough for casual players who want to understand the skills
>>559979161I *need* Brian to take her top off and suffocate me with her breasts
Fusuposting
So what do I do with my TP now?
>no autoplay>vanilla MANT>no spark rerolls>no balance changesNice dead game globalbabs
I can't remember if we got the unity qol update on the unity cup update itself (right before CM finals) or later down the line
Sirius should have been the post euro tour depressed version
>>559979161I’d blaze their tracks if you’re picking up what I’m putting down
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>559979162it's less hating, and more so thinking you're the most pathetic human in the entire planetshe genuinely has no respect for you, and if she was capable of liking thigns outside of racing, she definitely would not be thinking of you when she's looking for a fuck
>>559979262Autoplay doesn't even work for anything pre grandmasters except for URA finale.
>>559979264There was only 1 update and then a looooooooot of bugfixes
great great great great great grandma!
I'll get Fuku full armor with the selector and will roll for Brian BLAZE instead
>>559979250
>>559979250>>559979312these things are repulsivewhy not just make them look like horses
>>559979258parent farm, or fan farm for the "#1 fan" epithet of your oshi
>>559979350What the fuck is a horse
>>559979258Make gigaparents on URA with 40 race wins
>>559979228it's in-game hakuraku
>>559979309>spe is a hagsky mothers side babyWHAT DA HEC
>>559979250I hate furshit but for some reason I love these things
>>559979262Shut up, slave tester keeps testing things. I need to see which cards to pull and which to avoid
>>559979379behold
i would like to play the scenario, TRACKBLAZER, but it is not released yet. i would like it to be released
>>559979035There’s just no way someone this gorgeous is related to Spe and Buena
>>5599792581 race 1 win D rank
>>559979420They are like uma cats
>>559979442I want to have sex with this
>>559979363>>559979389Will they matter in trackblaze? I have no clue how that scenario works. Do I just run all G1s even the ones that repeat?
what if uma but they're horses?
>>559979457You could at least say cesario why bring Buena into this
Sweepy will save us
>>no qoLthe preview video shows at least 1don't lose your hopium
>theme of the scenario will EOS GlobalWhere does it rank /uma/?https://youtu.be/e_5ddaRuemY
>>559979524Buena has Speface
What was the first gaslight you fell for when you were a newcutie? I tried to farm a 3* speed spark by abandoning runs at 600 speed on haru urara.
>>559979264yeah me too i cant remember>>559979479i dont know>>559979560rank what
>>559979560I WANT CAFE AND FUKU TO BLOW MY GALE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559979559Multi select? WE ARE SO BACK
>>559979562Cesario is literally blue haired spe
>>559979559>not good enough...
>>559979264We got Unity, then the finals, then the patch on the 11th
Original Recipe Fuku inherit should work for any Late/End not named Tamamo or Gold Ship
>>559973584Botting is brown culture and global is the brown server. They simply don't care about what happens to globalfags.
>going to have to use THAT if I want to spark ayabe since my actual pulls are complete dogshit it's so over
>Blow my Gale Blow this *pulses*
>>559979559>at least we get the shop mant qol
>>559979646why
>>559979442Thats a cow
I can't believe Gold City hates me and lies to me whenever she says she wants me to be by her side....
i still havent found my uma oshi, is this just part of growing up?
>>559979646your the brownest bitch in here
>>559979560>don't fuck the umas>theme name is suck my clitwhat did cygames mean by this?
Special Week was a good horse
>>559979716There's over 100 if you your oshi hasn't found you it might be time to move on
>>559979727Okay grandpa time for bed
>>559979714SHE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS! FAKE NEWS
>>559979727Many are saying this
>>559979718>your the brownest bitch in here
>>559979727Best in Japan
>random fuku spookthank you shiraoki-sama
>>559979716I knew Daring Tact was my oshi when I saw Hina Yomiya voiced her
are any of the other cygaymes horses worth following besides ebayan
>>559979479you probably need parents because you need at least mile B to race enough to make anything worth using (~35 races), and you still need distance S for whatever event you're enteringhowever, there has been 3-4 mile CMswhatever you made back then will be good enoughany parents you make in MANT will blow them out of the water, you just need a bootstrap
1 day until Special Week is relegated to a filler character
>>559979792El Condor Pasa was ten times the horse that Special Chud was. He wasn’t given the same opportunities because he was American
>>559979883New loading screen?
>>559970087It ignores the fact that each racetrack is different. It's still good though if you want an objective tier list that assumes all of those skills will proc at the optimal time at the optimal racetrack.
>>559979883Post Yanko’s big tits
>>559979716An oshi comes to you naturally. If I had to describe the feeling its sort of like a sudden realization. One day you'll find an uma that interests you and as you read her stories you'll find yourself pausing and thinking "This girl... She's the one for me, isn't she?" and obsess over her for a long time. Every time you think about her it fills your mind with happiness and makes your heart ache.
>>559978442Huh? Where do you see Teio? Is she standing behind Falco?
>>559979860So do I take Grass/Vodka/Oguri/Maruzen/Gold City/Ship, stack 3 pinks and run races?
>>559979912yeah
>>559979883who is this
>>559979727comandante suprema del racismo
>>559979487fusu
>>559979625So the qol was together with the balance update? It's over...
>>559979757You don’t understand, son…He defended Japan…
>>559979991It's not fair
>>559980028
what if im gay?
>>559980121KS Miracle
>>559980121For men? The perfect uma for you is Haru Urara at the cost of having to become her father.
>>559980121stay gold
what if my dick doesn't work?
>>559980189Super Creek
doto doesn't wanna go above A at all, someone wanna point point me in the right direction. more races isn't cutting it, I feel like i'm hitting a wall
>>559980189>>559980215
>>559978095You didn't draw that picture
>>559979989more or lesshit up the graded races in junior, all the G1s you can, the qualifying G2s for your classic crown, and fill in the gapsbuy itemsspend summer training
>>559980121Stay Gold
>>559980226Try to run less races and train morePrioritize increasing friendship and getting arrows up early
>>559980215I LOVE LAISU
>>559978312No, but Sugar Lights is
>>559978429thats what bonesmashing does to you
Who the fuck dresses like this?
>>559980215I HATE LAISU
>>559980339my dad
>>559980339stego
>>559980226run less racesdon’t run classics, do triple tiara + japan cup for fan count
>>559980339Me
>>559980339Filipinos
>>559980226what the fuckdid MANT come early
>>559980268I need G2s too?
>>559980226>>559980358Specifically japanese oaks and shuka sho
>>559980378noread the announcementretard
>>559980339You just answered your own question, retard.
>>559980339You really have to be a literal dick sucking faggot to be attracted to this
>>559980420ANSWER THE QUESTION FOR ME
>>559980339Common Dad attire
>>559980339Stego does
>>559980430I think she's cute. And I am refusing to let any 4chan posters obsessed with her make me hate her by shoving her in my face over and over. No matter how hard they try, I will probably not end up hating her. I might though. But probably not.
>>559980430You would know
Good umanight
>>559980430>liking girls make me gaygod i wanna be a faggot so bad now>>559980491>giving the troon attention
>>559980430you're looking at prime cunny right there
Give me kitasan NOW
>>559980339SEA guys
I need to clean out my veteran boxes
>>559980548hmmm nyo
>>559980405if your talking about her secret races to get more stats... she keeps face planting in 2nd place on at least one of them and its ALWAYS the one at the start. ive tried giving her early skills to hopefully push past it but NOPE.. not even a speed spark could save it
>>559980519>Looks like an ugly boy >Talks like an ugly boy>Acts like an ugly boy >Pretend she's a girl because she's in Uma Faggot
>>559980339unironically filipinos
>>559980548dia-chan...
Sex with studs
>>559968841
>>559980586yeah it’s really hard, admire vega and tm opera o are insanely strong in those races so you have to either get crazy lucky or high roll early on
me on the left
me waiting for mant
>>559980339>Stego dresses like someone from ID>Pokemon's next game is ID codedThe ID takeover is real...
>>559980721A wife
>>559980659>Fucking stego gets you close to reddit ship and orfvdeal
>>559980675since were on this topic what legacy uma skills should I look out for to hopefully win?
>>559980407retard missed the joke completely must be ESL
>>559980721the third best mejiro
>trackblazer>can't set tracks on fire
>>559980817>third
>>559980813retard missed the joke completely must be ESL
>do some fukukitaru parent runs for the first time in a while>sleep deprived>sleep deprived >sleep deprived>2nd>3rd>2nd>2ndAnd you guys said that Ryan runs were bad
Stay Gold is ugly trash that makes Ryan look attractive
>>559980885
>>559980810triumphant pulse (from default oguri) is the only one i can think of that’s generically good for doto, the rest tend to be more situational
Is it possible for an aoharu trained honse to compete against MANT honses?
Locked in my aces, I'm so excited bros
does ardan ever reference her chinese kids
>>559980930Probably only Suzunigger
Imagine NTR meeting the faggot that avatarfags as him. Can you imagine her disgust?
>>559980721real women and not whatever we have today
>>559980930if its trained poorly sure
>>559980930Do you think it's possible for a URA ace to compete against an Aoharu uma?
>>559980930No, but a MANT uma can compete against Grand Live umas.
>>559980914
>>559980930Newer scenarios always an power creeps the previous one
>>559980843yeah
>>559980992no reason to get so upset, slut
>>559980930I feel like MANT is absolutely necessary for longslop but other distances they should still have a chance? RNG and all
>>559980973yeah you can make 14k score umas in URA pretty easilyit might have been a good idea to train my long CM umas in URA in retrospect since I wasn't using a wit deck for most of them anyway
>>559980956Never>>559980964That's a lot of projection lmao how mindbroken are you
>>559980930the amount of skills they get from race spamming alone is a big difference
>>559981046Nope. Skill point difference
>>559981046I don't think a little hint can beat double the fucking skill points
>>559981080Do you tthink NTR would like a brown?
>>559981093Damn. Guess mutating is a no go for MANT CMs
>>559981046An unity highroll is 2k~SPA MANT run is 3k~SP
>>559981084why did they make the meme horse summer outfit so slutty
RememberThis is the last breathe of free 2 poor contentAfter TB is over, you need to buhi to play umamusume
>>559981141Everything right at home, Carlos?
>>559981217
>>559981217how would you knowpost account and umanko
>>559981229Nguyen...
>no /v/ thread Guess I'll play other vidyas
>>559981217Lying on the internet for fun
HAHA JBC CLASSIC??MORE LIKEJUICY BLACK COCK CLASSIC AM I RIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>559981157so she can tease your dick as well as the rest of you
>>559981328for profit, even
>>559981354/vt/ coded post
>>559980215LAISU IS SO CUTE!
>>559981376/vt/ uma too
>>559981354falco coded post
>>559981354Curren Chan would post this
>>559981354You have black cocks on your mind.
>>559980430jokes on you i would stego force me to be homosexual by long wet kissing sessions
>>559968860Only A+~S clubs are clearly botting.
rice
>>559981217this is a cute fusuI will add it to my collection
>>559968860everyone, except for retards who can't follow instructions (literally just copy pasting shit on powershell btw)
>>559981443Mambotters...
How many retards fell for the Ardan agenda? Good luck on MANT dumb waifufags.
Masba is skipping Osaka for Hong Kong races https://x.com/i/status/2031635937680306252
'ate Rice
>>559980930>aoharu>MANT
>see uma>get hornywhat do you call this condition
>>559979161>english name in JP server>they changed it in Global anywaywhy
>>559981530wet conditions
going to murder the next FREAK that dares to post an uma I DO NOT APPROVE OF
>>559981476
Haru Urara
danchode when are you going to kick these flatliners?
>>559981643they're the only people in your club that aren't botting
>>559981563
why'd you gaslight me about dober brosshe hasn't been used in like 4 cm's grosyou promised me she would be mustpull meta bwosbut all she's good for is being used as a cocksleeve chos
>>559981643Mambros...
>>559981643kick the botters instead
condor mokkuri
>>559981694>kill the club insteadLMAO
>>559981643I'm in the circleI already told danchode I won't be doing runs until mant
>>559981643My line is in this picture
>>559981684After the racetrack rework and new races added to chanmi she will be used almost everytime
>>559981509praise le sun
>>559981718if your club falls apart for losing 200 carats per month, they weren't a real club to begin with
>>559981694do not bite the hand that feeds
Maruzenski molested meHelp
>>559981684This is a woman's POV
>>559981684>all she's good for is being used as a cocksleevewhat more would you want out of an uma
>>559981684Everyone said she was a parent pull
>>559981784you're a virgin shut the fuck up
>>559981694How can you tell who is botting?
>>559981643Mambo...
>>559981753>After the racetrack reworkWhat?
>>559981643this is Mambo&Co
>MANT>Aoharu Hai
>>559981694it's very simpleeveryone in that white box is doing 1-3 runs per dayanyone in the group above that is spending all their TP on fan runs, and are probably botting but might also just be very sad neetsanyone above that group is spending carats on refills to bot
>>559981842cute boy wife
>>559981810I will make her a parent alright
>>559974553giant uma + whole body paizuri
>>559981879Every /uma/ club is a Mambo colony
Scenario ends soon, post your record umankos by tapping the scenario record details.
>>559981970
>>559982002BUHIIIIIIIIIII
>>559981931Correct
>>559981879I thought they had a 30m quota what is this
>>559975413
>>559981746Here you go bro
>>559981643How about you ask him in the club chat or discord lil nig?
>>559982002yes, I'm a shitter
From the card banner i got an MLB FineMo and MLB Kawakami as a bonus but even after adding those to my deck i still havent been able to make aces substantially better than had without them at allHell I'm still running a risk of not speedcapping should i just kms
>>559982002>>559982023do you ever get tired of sounding like a pig
>>559982019
>>559981546Make A New Track is engrish
>>559982072danchode has been nice enough to let people who did well and active dip down to 20-25m and also it's like 10 days into the month
>>559982086>Britain (India), France (Africa) and fucking Italy>Aussie and some sea trash>Not Germany (Iraq)
SATONOS ARE WHORESWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
sorry danchode I'm not finishing this cursed parent run
>>559982106>kingu firstNah, you're first rate.
>>559970087I made that one, i basically ripped it from a JP tier list on the date in the corner.Its an overall list thats not track specific and Japanese are less competitive compared to global. Umas listed are accel parents so it is a decent baseline for parents.
Might as well post the other 3
IF AN UMA HAS HUGE TITSTHEY NEED TO BE SWEATY!!!!
>>559982086>Australia>fucking New ZealandlmaoI wishthe "world" tour will be one, maybe two, sides of the US, and all of SEA
>>55998207230m quota is a bait to filter people who plan on flatliningits actually 20kkits actually "just play the game"
>>559982120but we can go even further
>>559982148proprietary >>559982154whores, mind you
>>559982002tfw couldn't gootsmaxx in aoharu
>>559982002I forgot how much of a shitter I was during URA
>>559982002I have absolutely 0 idea what I'm doing ngl
>>559982270Nice Natures.
>>559982138>>559982225Surprise they can stay on A+ with that "quota"
>>559982002before Kitasan, after Kitasan + FM
>>559982203
>>559982238oh shit, didn't mean to link the other one
>>559982270
>>559982002
>the "parents to all things backliner" doesn't... le workwill this happen to nishino as well?well not that i care since im using her as my ace
>>559982148
>>559982303I'm pretty sure danchode is botting but that's okthings were never the same after original danchode left
>>559982310
>>559982303Obviously the quota would increase and actually be enforced if we were in any danger of losing A+Requirement for a+ is extremely low
>>559982303You should check out Rebricked with their flatliners and not full 27/30 club
>>559982364aaaiiieee not the sleeeveee
>>559982426Did they stop recruiting because they kept getting bullied
Mightiest of the mighty or prettiest of the pretty?
>>559982510I'll just take Winning Ticket thank you
>>559982002Unironically didnt witmaxx in URA
>>559982510Mightiest of the prettiest!Prettiest of the Mightiest!
>>559982501Might not be enough people playing anymore desu
>>559982107I should kill myuself imediatelyi dont desergve to live i didnt even win the fifth racei have a mental handicap
Whats better, Pace Chase Saavy or Firm Conditions?
>>559982510>kawakami spatsSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>559982570firm
Which umas can do that bodybuilder thing where they make their pecs jump up and down
>>559982570firm conditions
>>559982553Talk about relatable. I'm sure my deck isn't complete dog shit, yet I can't manage to get shit done with it, and all of my sprint/mile S uma are pure fucking high roll luck.
>>559982553you are retarded, sadly
>>559982553Just step training your heckin daughteroo
>>559982510That is a strange take on how to draw her dress
>>559982553Urara is hard to train bwo.
>>559979989don't forget to make a deck with the golds for the white sparks you want
>>559982570style is only good on fronts where they appreciate the wit and unconditional groundwork activationmaybe debuffers too to increase their FOV
>>559982553>whaled out on the banner
>>559982002it's a taiki world and we're just living in it
I have just glued 70 umasI feel free
>>559982510Neither. Her only purpose is for splatting that 4head
>>559982649I have like 8 Haru ace runs done to completion, i probably abandoned just as many midway throughthe FIRST Haru i made for CM was the best, with a worse deck>>559982678400 pulls, i saved for a quarter of a year
>>559982823you NEED riko bwo
>>559982823what's wrong with this one
>>559982823sometimes your first run is the highroll and you spend the next week hoping it wasn'thappens
>>559982815I think you meant kissing*
>>559982553>0% speed growth>Attempted 3 speed/3 wit with Kawakami who's weaker than she would be in MANTSwap her for Halo or even Jordan
>>559982501I would stop posting too if my club was being badly shitposted
>>559981217Kinda true. Enjoy your new caps. All your stat gain is halved from 1200 onward
>>559982002I'm not very good at playing umamusume
>>559982894UmaDash is the one that sent the spy to Mambo btw
>>559982897why are brian and inari the idol-themed scenario linked characters
>>559982931>S BrianMan I fucking wish... Trying my damnest to get an S luna, but no dice.
>>559982750>>559982823https://youtu.be/MZsspTYH674?si=i4QE9VgPH0q9spv3You shouldnt Urara
>>559982894Good thing my A+ club is never mentioned in these terrible threads, people just forget us.
New changes in JP for those that are interested>New L ranks for stat parameters>Oonige (great escape) buffed: “solo breakaway" (単騎逃げ) strategy has been buffed, to account for the fact that previously, breakaway strategies, particularly in CMs, required a team of 2 or 3 breakaway umas to be effective. >This has been achieved through adjustments to the Position Keep mechanic as well as the addition of Zenkai Spurt (all-out spurt, "全開スパート")>New awakening levels 6 and level 7>At level 6, new skill hints added>At level 7, unlocks a new training event that grants the "Sharp" (Fast Learner in EN) condition>Two new consumables, "medallions of honor" (栄誉のメダリオン) and "bond rossette ribbons" (絆のロゼットリボン), acquirable through training runs, will be needed to raise to the new levels>A few umas will receive the new awakening levels every other month.>The first uma who will receive the new levels will be Special Week (OG ver.)>More details will be released at the next Pakalive this month>Also, a multi-chapter short spinoff manga will release for Cingrey next week.Oonige buffs and also guaranteed fast learner…
>>559982858I've been chasing a Mile S version of this and i cant pull it off they're all worse>>559982871I luckshitted a dominating Pasa in my first run that i did as a trial run to replace earlier but i never had time because of trying to make a more viable Haru>>559982893it's a bleeding gacha-exclusive SSR at MLB they can't be worse than even the best SRs and event SSRs that doesnt make sense
>>559982858>try to make last minute dirt maru>get mile, dirt, and front to S>get no skills from inspiration >4 support cards failed to resolve, 2 didn't even startAt least there was onsen sex, so it wasn't a complete wash
>>559983031>>559983031
>>559983006I'm not interested but thanks for posting
>>559982949They aren'tGrand concert scenario links are falcon, bonbon, tach and suzuka
>>559981643Just tell your top earners to bot harder, faggot.
>>559983005Futamusume bwo...
>>559982880Kisses are reserved for King. Kawakami is built for umapyoi
>>559983024I don't know why I quoted you, sorryEnjoy that free (You)
>>559983021>Doesn't understand card stats and thinks the fact it's a SSR gacha card makes it better over SRs or welfaresNo point trying to help you
>>559983035we sure went through a lotta threads real quick-like huh
>>559983005mention them RIGHT NOWI bet it also has a dickscord
>>559983171nyo
>>559982987Honestly I don't even remember how I managed to S rank those three other than luckshitting to the moon. They're my only S ranks ever.
>>559983146Just noticed. Should have let the usual baker bake
>>559983005>>559983171dacchis
