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MANTblazer, home...
Cambio
>>559983031
>>559983031>#23578
>>559982002Game hard... the few S tiers I have were pure high roll luck, borderline S while at it.I'm sure my deck isn't complete dog shit, but man I always feel like I'm lacking, even with Kita, FM and plenty others.Record for URA is 14557 and 14059, both Ogu.
>>559983031previous thread link is wrong, it should go to thread #23577
>>559983031TWENTY THREE THOUSAND???
>>559983031/uma/ timeskip lore???
What happened to umaoooo?
>20k+ threads later>still no skip QOL
Digitan LOVE
>>559982002It's a Rice Game, except when it's a Taiki Game.
How do you feel about this CM bros?Do you think you'll lose or win? Don't say anything ,just post pics
>>559983370>great mood guaranteedMy Pasa can bring home the plat.
>>559983370
>>559983031Would be funny if the next bread is #23579
>>559983370>just post pics
>>559983370Why yes I do think I'll lose or win.
>>559983031jwu, what did I mi->#23578That's a lot of backreading...
>>559983370I made it to A finals. I already achieved my goal.
>>559983285Only S I ever got was through Sprint/Mile goes how easy they're to train in the end, no fucking clue how people manage it for Medium/Long uma, sure would like to figure it out for my oshi tho...>Mant is coming don't worryThat's like cheating considering some people manage S+ and beyond in Unity, plus I managed at least ONE S uma in URA, so surely I should be able to manage better in Unity.Fuck this, I'm going to bed, it's real damn late(early) for me... Umasumi..
>>559982823Urarabro, you just have to GAMBLE HARDERAlso, runs have patterns, if le heckin gets a two mood downs in junior year, abandon the run, I am sure of this, she is not hitting the pink spark if that retard from the burger joint keeps giving her picklesI fucking hate that piece of shit
SPEED CARSPEED CAR
Quick which of these two Taikis should I bring for A finals.
>>559983370As long as it's A finals, I'm happyI've lost 3 A finals to worse umas so I don't think too hard anymore
>>559983576
>>559983595
>>559983576right, highlander is goated
Mambo a cute
We LOVE Teio!We LOVE Kitasan!We LOVE Oguri!We LOVE Bourbon!We LOVE McQueen!We HATE Nature!We HATE Rice!We HATE Duramente!
>sleep deprived>immediate food eventNaruhodo
>>559983079Why not both?
>>559983913
>>559983576run them against eachother for a bitI think left has better skill selectionsWhy did you skip out on NSM on right? acceleration is also kinda a hard sell
>>559984036I like how the music gets more cheery as she begins to mock (you)
Can you guys imagine if Matikane wasn't ugly? She'd likely be a super popular character given how much affection she has and here meme voice.
>>559984083but mambo is super popular?
I'm in the same club as horny Chiyonoposterbut I can't prove it
>>559984083Don't say that...
>>559984083Why would you say something like that about mambo
do you like ur danchoo
>>559984184yeppers
>>559984083For me it's Mejiro
>>559984126Bro my club has multiple Teioposters
>>559984083
>>559984184my dancho is a w*man
>>559984184Yeah he is a cool dude, despite all the shitposting about him. Bet he didnt expext us to end up in A+ for so long
>>559984184I suspect my Danchou may be a spic
>>559984184I am ambivalent
>>559984184yeppers. My dancho is cool and chill
>>559984184My dancho is cool and the best and I always try the best to farm fans for him
>>559984239lickylicky
>>559984257>>559984278which
>>559984370AlmondLove to both
>>559984184I'm a free spirit. I have no dancho.
>>559984126my club has the agp poster
>>559984370AlmondLove
>>559984184He laughed at me during penis inspection and I still resent him for that.
I would murder my danchode if I could.
>>559984184I legitimately don't even know who my dancho is no one talks in the club just trade shoes and get fans.
>>559983191>>559983405it would be hilarious when we do get to #23578, because some backreading autist skimming through the archives after that would input number and would be confused why one thread was already up back in 2026
>>559984481did you join the discord?
I've been milking my cows all week for my danchou!
>>559984450>using kingu as a reaction imageyou just know the make-up sex will be insane
>>559984564not for danchou but for the love of the cow
>>559984184my danchou is bobI don't know bob that much but he usually makes a lot of fans
>>559984564Don't call her that
My club is MamboI'm not sure who posts what
>>559984497>when we do get to #23578Let's say this general gets 3 threads a day in average, forever. That's 6666.66666 days. About 7 years.It's not happening bwo.
>>559984564how many onsen sex tickets?
>>559984524As far as I can tell there isn't one.
>>559984620we all post mambomambo!!!
>>559984617Cow wife number one!
>>559984564>daiwa>A rankSweepniggers don't even hide anymore they just flaunt to the thread they are botting all day.
>>559984617she probably doesn't even know what it means
>>559984660>>559984620Mambo
>>559984620>>559984660i associate mambo with rednu
>>559984628We'll be catching up in 7 years
What are you guys doing while waiting for MANTrackblazer. Its a nice pace for 1 week doing nothing buy 1 career a day.
Adult Sweepy
Good Morning
>>559984184i love danchou...i love danchou...i love danchou...i love danchou...i love danchou...i love danchou...i love danchou...I FUCKING LOVE MY DANCHOU
>>559984772>he thinks the game won't go EOS before thatQuote me in 7 years and laugh at me if I'm wrong, I know I won't be.
>>559984798Playing StS with friends
>>559984798>waiting for MANTrackblazerOnly Sweepers are doing this
>>559984875>7 yearsI would probably dropped the game when google / steam starts demanding me to give me my ID.
>>559984641About a dozen, unless I can look it up somewhere exactly how many onsens I had with one horse?>>559984617ushi musume>>559984708this is honest to heart grinding with a max fan bonus deck while being a salaryman, stay mad
>>559984798>log in>do 2x 500K golshi fan runs>do dailies>collect>sticker in club chat>log outJust one more day before I can power grind the new set of missionsto bad I won't have kita or ayabe until day 6 because of the dripfeed of free pulls
>>559984710Why wouldn't she know what a cow is?
what a fucking bitchI wasn't staring, you dumb blonde whore, you just happened to be in the rotation for my random home screen umagod, I wish I could filter her out of the random selection pool
>>559984184I’ve been in my club for half a year and I’ve never spoken to him
>Have 3 SSRs in the deck>Two event chains went 2/3, one of them didn't start at alli didn't even know this was possible
>>559984798My Pasa forgot how to speak English
>>559985036the chud FEARS the stacy
>>559985059So MANT will be better with chain events right? I hate Unity never finishing events ever
>>559984818
>>559984043>Why did you skip out on NSM on right?I lost the unity finals sadly.
>>559985036Sorry my wife isn't nice to men that isn't me
>>559984798Watching anime and sloptubers.
>>559985134many such cases
>>559985135Tell your wife that she's cute from me.
>>559985135But you just posted my wife…?
>>559985107she reminds a lot of the girl in my class who kept calling me a virgin for no reasonI. hate. her.
>>559985135Post her being nice
>>559984798I've been sleeping nonstop since I have nothing better to do. Just earlier I slept for around 17 hours
>>559985265He just did?
did someone say nice?
How many hours till mant
>>559985124Hello Australian bro
I've been flatlining since the start of the month that I'm afraid I'm going to get used to this and not train at all during MANT
>>559985396That's the recommended playstyle, you're fine Mambro
>>559985447It feels comfy ngl
>>559985396bwo your sweepy?
>>559985507It's the ultimate survival tactic for MANT, Chronogenesis be damned
>>559985534yada
>>559985119lolthey haven't fixed full SSR decks finishing their events until recently
>>559985323>ROYAL GAURD
>>559984805sweepy raped kitasan!?
>>559985248you are a virgin, that's a valid reason to spit some facts
>>559985608
I did not prepare Mile or Long sparks
>>559984798playing and often getting owned on STS2
>>559985610secret mant qol patch trust the uma plan
>>559985608Your friend
>>559984798jong
The only downside of finding about /v/ma and finding their thread fun is when trying to find the thread every hour then seeing all the threads on that garbage board. God it's nothing but 24/7 bait threads, twitter screencaps, steamdb, dexerto, marathon noombers, etc
>>559985610What the fuck
>>559985821HIGHGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-AAKK!!!
>>559985608many things>Late surgers and End closers accelerating in the final stretch>Curren chan's streams>Smart Falco sparkling through the dirt>Teio coming back from three leg fractures>Oguri Cap in an eating contest>Super Creek taking care of children>Spe shaking her butt in her swimsuit>Suzuka's runaway>Tosen Jordan's nails>Digitan leading the otaku chants when watching Winning Lives>Fuku's divinations>Doto's tits>Maruzensky's tits>DaiSca's tits>Taiki's tits>Biwa's big tits>Bakushin's pits
bobo is the perfect fanrun/parent uma
I am burning out... Any /uma/ clubs that accept makween flatliners?
>>559986150Mambo
>>559986150Not Mambo we will kill you after 3 days. Also we're full.
Is mant in 12h?
>>559986150buttsweat
>>559986186Mambo's only requirement is activity. You can flatline there
>>559986216No, 1 day and 12 hours
>>559985967
>>559985821I forgot how but there was a way to sort by "post speed". /v/ma threads are usually the fastest.
>>559986247No and if you try to do that, you will awaken darby from hell. Then you'll die.
>>559986285Need floofy uma wife with a big heart
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE ANNI SHOP RESTOCKING???????
>>559986481Soon
>>559984875>self publishedthey have literally no reason to
>>559986481In 2 days maybe?
>>559982996Trained one just 4 u, with an inferior deck.Git gut .
Is MANTblazer out in 12h at gacha change time? Or in 29h at tomorrow's reset?
when you pump iron too much
>>559986615This would be sex if it werent slop
>>559986614At tomorrow's gacha reset.
>>559986614in 36h i thinkspeaking of, sorry danchode, but there is literally fucking 0 incentive to play until it hits
>>559986615still would, because she doesn't have a retarded haircut like ryan
>>559986606Whoops, meant this anon >>559982553>>559982107But hey, youre about done with Unity.https://youtu.be/9TNdVvDeaL8?si=EDSYi1VEpszNgnrk
>>559986664Thanks. Here's zoomer butt
being attracted to dykes is kinda gay desu
Uma.
>>559986615>armpit hairnot sex
I can't wait for unity to be over
When you guys say you're gooning to an uma are you actually gooning or just doing a quick fap?
I can't wait for ura to be over
>>559986960I can't do it more than once a day...
>>559987013Then do it once but all day?
>CM finals is lockedIt's over
>>559986960"Gooning" has lost all meaning. No one is using it as it was intended now.
>>559986960Depends if i inhale my sweaty shoes or not
I WAS PROMISED THE BOTTERS BANWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ARE WE REALLY GETTING MANT WITH THE BOTTERS
Damn, why are these girls built like they're for breeding
>>559987159
Did sweepy get updated to mant yet
>>559987159Botters will be 90% of the playerbase after Track a New Blaze drops. If you aren’t bottling you won’t survive the scenario.
>>559987265yeah bwo, 4 hour runs to OCR everything
>>559987159After selectors trust the plan
>>559987267skill issue i'm afraid
I wish it wish actually possible to Oshigame
>>559985821Enjoy it while you can, the internet dies this year
>>559987267>he hasn't developed grinding turboautismo yetngmi
>>559987335Oshi better umas?
>>559986615>when you pump iron too muchhttps://youtu.be/Rhl5K0mTSKY?si=RImOdV4ZumoFcFXU
>>559986324Sort by Posts per minute with 4chanx
>>559986960I just play with it a little bit until it shoots the goo
>>559987159>Banning in a dying game
>>559987336I believe this
>>559986140licking stinky bobo butthole
>>559984430AlmondLove?
>ewww armpit hairVirgin
>>559986960Like, 40 minute sessions.
>>559987771>One mant run lasts longer than a gooning session
Don't mind me just eating my mommywife's delicious curry
>>559987159Now that I think about wouldn't botting while assisting it be better during MAN You let the bot do all the racing while you assist or pause it every shop reset or when needed and during summer camp.It's time to Sweepy anons
>>559985918Nah they are talking about Marathon now
>>559986960Always quickI cannot last more than 10 minutes unless I deny myself halfway through so I end up rubbing my nipples or lightly stroke it through my pants for 20 minutes until precum starts leaking before I take my dick out otherwise the orgasm is painful and yields low seed. I am against doing this if you have bad ideas like tasting your precum because you are bound to do it.
>>559986960Where's the post with a Teio image where the poster says he can only get off to rape/guro and he gets 30 (You)s for his effort?Can whoever is writing it hurry up so we can get it over with?
>>559987913>uma curryYou’re telling me there’s horse in this curry?
>>559987159any second now!! the nvke will be deployed on anni trvst me!!
>>559988072You cant rush art
>MANTblazer is tomorrow and we still have no news
>>559988195news is in 11h30min
I want to FUCKI want to RAPEMaruzensky
>>559988017Tell that to Teiobro
>>559988304I don't recall writing this, but that's my wife you're talking about.
>>559988017So how does precum taste like?
>>559988079What the fuck is a horse
>>559988369You could say it tastes pre-tty good.
>>559988246this time for sure
>>559988407Smooch
in umaJP you can now level up your horse to 7 stars
>>559988407
>>559988439it's literally always 24h before the banner change
>>559988485I thought it was Potential 7
>>559988485so I should be stocking my star crystals for the next 4 years or something and not turning them to currency?
>Special Week will be the first uma to get a new skill, a new gold skill and a new fast learner eventDamn did they realize they went too far with Still in Love powercreep so they are buffing so other umas now
>>559988072The Teioposters migrated to /v/ma...
>>559988519Unity changes were announced 3 days before Unity went live
>>559988470Would sex McFatty after a midnight snack ngl
>>559988369I'm bad at describing things but I would say the closest thing would lightly salted water but it is very slimy and you tend to focus on the texture more especially when you try to swallow it. Maybe it's slightly more like mucus but from your dick? I have been eating healthier lately so this is what it's like, before it used to be a bit bitter.
>>559988470me when pms'ing
Game gets EoS tomorrow
mayabrosovr repvtation...
where the fuck is my selector ticketi want eishin flash NOW
>>559988195I hope Forever Young gets bombed and JP cancel Trackblazer and Global server forever
>>559988614no changes to mantblazer
>>559988705Why do you eat your own cum bro?
When the selector drops I expect at least 1 retard will complain that he thought the uma selector was free
>>559988736>me when agp'ingfixed you sis
>>559988705My trainee is so lucky...
>>559988941How do they plan to not kill the server if they don’t make changes? 50 apolocarats?
>>559988304Wtf when did I write this... I say this, and I wrote this,
>>559988810I wish we could trade Umas so I could give you my Eishin. That bitch keeps spooking me.
>>559988705You got your image wrong Teiobro
>>559989125Netorase
>>559988947Heat of the moment sort of thing plus I haven't tried the white stuff yet, I feel like I'd cross a line I shouldn't at that point.
>>559988705i know a teiobro post when i see it
>misclicked 65% failure >passed
Does precum taste any different from regular cum?Uma musume pretty derby.
>>559988565Main Character
>>559989285Misclick from a faulty mouse succeeded some 99 or 100% speed training, I'm never recreating that one and it should've been recorded
They already gave us 1st anniversary QOL earlyWhy would they give us more?
>>559988980thank you
I’m going to hang myself today!
>>559989305nyes
>>559989423I am full of greed and everyone feels like its burning out from the game.
>>559989305You won't notice the very slight difference unless you are actively looking for it
>>559988705>want to swallow more than ever now
Huh? The new scenario is tomorrow?! I’m still waiting for the free support rolls to finish before I complete my FM spark
howa
>>559989423They literally announced before release that we will get accelerated QoL features...
>>559989541>burning outyour sweepy?
Look at this
>>559989620I'm not touching that shit
>>559989591Kris S should accelerate on my dick.
>>559989305Intensely different, pre is very watery in comparison
>>559989639Nice.
>>559989581>Banner right after both Kitasan and DiaLeast pulled trainee in the history of forever.
If you want to see the biggest collection of frauds just look at dahby winners
>>559989656>anon got filtered by a simple copy-pastehow are you fags so tech illiterate
>Decided to check clubs above us>80% of them look like thisYeah I mean +16m per day uma musume pretty derby am I right? So sad that I have to play the game filled with browns and seamonkeys.
I've been excited to play MANT for a few days now but I have a feeling that the excitement will be gone before I even get to play it
NE NE TOLENA
>>559989740>Least pulled trainee in the history of forever.that's ayabe. for getting a major part in the Top Road series i have seen barely anyone speak of her at all
>>559989572NTA, I did it twice and I don' t regret it. First time I just came on my face, no swallowing. Second time I went all the way
>>559989804No, I'm not touching it by choice, you can keep talking about a game you don't play though
>>559989807How many hours left anyway? Eleven?
>>559989807>>559989810Woah
>>559989807this might be uncharacteristic for this site, but don't let the opinion of others (that they got from other people aswell) sway your enjoyment of a new scenario. you can still hate it, but atleast hate it on your own terms if it comes to it
Finals status?
>>55998989335
>>5599898934
>>559989804I wanted steam version sweepyI dont like downloading emulators
>>559989952Carrots crunchedMentally prepping for next CM and going to plan out my pulls using the spreadsheet calculator
Which uma would I like if I am gay
>>559990039use your phone and scrcpy it
>>55998989367
>>559990075Ryan
>>559989835She would've been more popular if her personal struggle wasn't so retarded>oh nyoooo my "twin" who I didn't know about and never met died in the womb I am now le depressedLmao
>>559990075Ryan seems perfect for you
>>559990075Palmer
>>559990075Air Shakur
>>559990157Palmer is only for the straightest of men.
>>559990197Shakur is for women
>>559990114>retarded doto poster is retardedwhat a shocker!
>>559990210Gyaru and gays get along like grapes and foxes
holy witGOD
>>559990075Im gay and i hate ryan so not her.
>>559989952I randomly decided to make a last minute Oguri on round 2 day 2. She somehow manage to get fast learner and manage to buy alot of skills, she ended up winning 20% of the races. I believe in my cap. Im just worried about being at 11000~12000 final CM rankings, Smart Falcons too far ahead and probably queued with S+ umas due to stumbling to a 50% WR
>>559990286That doesn't change anything
This is your future
>>559990114>more popular if her personal struggle wasn't so retardedI mean Fuku proves this exact point
>>559990360>forcing down bitter fluids to make me happyMy umas are just practicing for the future
>>559989860kinda hot ngl, being this confident
>>559990360McQueen isn't going to like this...
raped
>>559990436She doesn't get a choice.
>>559990310why are you running ura
Cyge, I would like one Shichi from the free pullsTenkyuuu
>>559990075sirius
>>559990571why would anyone run unity, it's awful unless you're doing ace runs
>>559990554>>559990436
>>559990571I'm fan farming for danchud so that she finally gives me her OF link
Why does uma cucks trainer make me so hard?
>>559990834I'd tell you, but I don't want to be racist.
I quite rike unityyou niggas will miss it once you start playing TB then pretend that that you didn't shit talk it nonstop
>the game is so repetitive >no QoL cygames doesn't care about us>I won't play the game as is>im burning out>be presented with a way to stop burning out>nooo thats a spyware im not touching itI'm convinced lots of you are actual women with how much complaining you always do
Mejiro Ship
>>559990971so true oomfie!speak ur shit currensis!
>>559990428you should eat more pineapple
Lot of you are starting to sound like xiv players who acts like they are serving jail time playing the game
>>559990948
>>559990971anon wouldn't say any of this
>>559991141sayonaro, whore.
>>559991108femezen sisters....
>>559991218onaro
UHHHHHHHH
Forgot to do CM again award....
>>559991427Dream journey beong added early?
>>559991524retard
>>559991065Eating junk food before visiting Doto
How long does it take for this brat in a thong to arrive?
>>559991524gwochacho...
>>559991524it's ok anon you would have lost anyways
>>559991427holy shit, it's umamusume: DARK
shakur love
>Still no english dubIt's like they want this game to die
>>559991524show runner history with total runs so we can laugh at you
Suzuka WOULD do this
>>559991427umamusume spooky dahby
>>559991717I know what you are.
>>559991625A few months before thong Oguri
it's not about IF Suzuka would do itit's WHEN
>>559991803Speaking of Oguri. Season 2 trainee selector ticket doko?
Danchou why does your profile message link to an onlyfans account, and why is the most recent video a dude jacking off in tachyon cosplay?
>>559991803what oguri?
>>559991903thong oguri
>>559991903The cinderella alt
>>559991886Club?
Sorry danchou, I don't want to do any more careers until MANT.
>>559992005rebricked
Cute Sei spottedSeiun S-cute!
>>559991380MAMBO NO!! YOU ARE NOT BIS
>>559992005Almondlove
>mant has FAN BOOSTERS in the shop if you want to fan maxAIEEE DANCHODE DON'T LOOK
How many times you MUN'D today anonshttps://tannhauser.moe/
>>559992005Autisuma
>>559992093Will the extra 1000 fans or so really matter when we're pulling 1m per career
>>559992049
>>559992058but danchou is a girl
>>559992049Not enough
>>559991869fact
>>559992105squish the mun
Last 2 digits decide which uma i use the banner.if it falls on a post NY uma it's invalid
>>559992307FUCK
>>559992105I want to squish mambo's mambos
>>559992307Do we get a free five star? I really want Jordan
the German urge to play divegrass
>>559992307Glass wandah
>>559992307You will buy Fantasy Grass Wonder and you will like it
>>559992046wait, they're roommates? how? why?
>>559992427>free>five starBwo…
next scenario will be better
>>5599924287-1
>>559992307enjoy your grass wonder
>>559992427This is Cyjews territory, youre in the wrong neighborhood
>>559992307カフェェェェェェェ
>>559992480Jobbers who had some success but never reached the level of their peers
>>559992480>wait, they're roommates? Yes. This is all of Miho.>how? why?Fate
Alright trainers what movie are you taking your trainee to see?
>>559992583But Laurel was the honse of the year 1996
The Bakushin titty thread in /v/ got deleted, does anyone have the OP image saved?
>Dear Machitan,>Sorry I didn't get you with the free pulls, unfortunately I won't be spending any carats on uma banners this year so your next opportunity won't be until 1.5th anniversary.>Regards,>Notcha Torena
>>559992583Sei is a double crown champion thoughbeit
>>559992480same jockey>>559992583.... I-I mean, you're not wrong...
>>5599923077 means Fuku
>>559992694If you job at the derby your double crown is invalidated>>559992651
>>559992651nobut it's right there
>>559992637Ogurobert, what kind of movies do girls like
>>559992650only because brian was washed up from his injury, and because top gun and marvey weren't in there prime yet
>>559992482>>559992550At least let me dream….
>>559992637Three tickets for Mad Max please
>>5599926372 tickets for “Drive” please.
[SPRING TIME IS AROUND THE CORNER][FOR MANY BUT NOT ALL UMAS, THIS MEANS THE ANNUAL HEAT CYCLE WILL COMMENCE][WE URGE OUR DAUGHTERS TO EXERCISE RESTRAINT AND CONTROL OVER THEMSELVES][UMAPYOI RESPONSIBLY]
>>559992651>>559992786>>559992780has the yakuza killed the artist yet?
>>559992803>top gun wasn't in his prime yet>still honse of the year 1995maya tsuyoi...
>>559992463>>559992479>>559992521Am I retarded or can you guys not count?
>>559992932oh I thought your post was a dubs thing
>>559992901I hear your waenings loud and clearAnd I choose to ignore it
>>559992932I thought spechan was #1 because she's best in Japan and went from there
>>559992901>uma heat cycle starts Can I request time off?
>>559993047Maybe, I'm not the original poster so idk.
>>55999230720 FOR BONO BONO BONOOOO
wonder what slopanon’s deal is
>>559993245i just love slop
>>559992901help.https://files.catbox.moe/tv6bjh.jpg
>>559993224>4 offI failed you Bono...
IKUYOOOOOOO
7 and you use selector on Sasami
condor mokkuri
>>5599935037 and I rape this anon
The thought of Curren getting it on with other men behind my back is kinda hot.....
>>559993552Falcodachi…
>>559993552Wanna join and watch?
>>559992901good thing my trainee always tells me when her heat cycle begins
sometimes I want to bend a loli over her desk and rail her until she passes out, other times I want a mommy to nurse me when I come home stressed from work, what uma pairing is for me?
>haru in her heat cycle
>>559993795
>horse Sirius's entire lore is getting abused and broken>practically zero mindbreak artI hate this
>>559993928Be the change Commission it
>>559992637I have a feeling Machan would like Gosling's movies
>Brown hours' finest (bot) posts: child rape
>>559993552That's the appeal
>>559994012why are tiara umas mentally ill?
You hurt the redditranny feelings, bad anons
I miss unity cup
>>559994084women
>>559993964aren't rhey acting a bit too lovey dovey on the racetrack? especially since it's just after the takamatsunomiya kinensuch behavior between an uma and her torena is improper
Is it ntr if other umas are making out with my oguri?
>>559994241I don't get it
SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPERSUPER STRONG S!強さのためにGET OVER OVER OVER OVERJust get over myself成し遂げるまで
>>559994234don't be silly anon, it's just that King tripped right when her trainer was handing her a bouquet of flowers and they coincidentally fell together as if they were a couple in love, but it was just a coincidence
Post sweepy
>>559994407
>>559990971Is there a /uma/ made bot Steam solution I would literally.I hope Sweepydev makes one.
you will get fucked in Finals
>>559993552Are we getting NTR uma in 2026?
>>559991750why would she suck my nipples?
I'm starting to like Kingu....
>>559994115Need hag
I got this image from /v/
I need to stop procrastinating in these shitty threads
what other sister duos would be down for a threeway?
Did you guys eat your chocolates?
>>559983031Reminder Fronts are GodsPace Late End are soulless styles.
please help, my trainee is attacking me.
>>559995370if you used pasa you didn't really win
>>559995359They aren’t sisters retard
This CM suddenly makes me feel much uneaseI just know my entire team will be out of position and fade into the back position as the race rages onI hate it
>>559995359Cheval may need some convincing
WHY AM I SO STRESSED ABOUT THIS CM FINALS IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD I CAN FEEL THE ANXIETY IN MY BODY MAKE IT STOP
>>559995359if you could convince ayabe to have sex with you it's a sisterly 3some by default
>>559995338What exports should /uma/ provide
>>559995618just send them a bunch of dahbys
>>559995463i realized like 2 CMs in that winning random wit checks for placement seemingly completely unrelated to your actual wit stat is what actually decides races so now i don't care anymore
>>559995354she looks like she does chemo for fun
[GREAT NEWS] the dahbyposter is in hell
>>559995681>mfw watching my umas race at specific positions all the time that has them win the races>finals>they're not in those positions for some reason>lose
>>559995750>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMNATION
>>559995556because this is a total crapshot like never beforelast mile CMs your fronts always take 1st when built with enough midrace, but here it doesn't help because of the extremely harsh corner nullifying midrace overtaking. 1st place is already decided when you enter the midracepacers are so easily destroyed in a front heavy lobby because their skills can't activatelates are so weak compared to the last mile CMs too, they need an even more perfect accel combo proc to cover the distance to pacers and frontsNSM activating or not is a coinflipThe sprint CM was unironically much more consistent. Curry changs and EMPRESS were proccing their shit nonstop every race
>>559995681Doesnt wit still affect speed before the last spurt and downhill?Qrd on the relationship between witchecks on the track and wit.
>>559995409>if you worked hard to mutate a Front E uma you didnt winsounds like lazy latekek cope
>>559995868>Doesnt wit still affect speed before the last spurt and downhill?yes, but it's RNG as always with wit. You could have a high wit and lowroll, and you could have a low wit and highroll.
>>559995792YEPTHAT'S MEEVERY TIME
>>559995864ramonu is so ugly
>>559995387If you tell anyone, you're fired and the Tracen-controlled press will make sure you will be publicly lynched and never work as trainer ever again. Just be quiet and pretend nothing's happening.
>>559995750
>>559995912>E>worked hard
>>559995868the wit stat matters according to guides but from what i've seen, it's just completely fucking random whether the one horse who suddenly overtakes the other with no skill activation has higher wit or not
Sweepy: OnJerk: Off
>>559995948dyont say that...
>>559995928Yes, even the groundwork battles feels like rng. Paypigs with 1200 wit are losing to my 900 wit front sometimes.>>559996014I think the best use of wit for me is the higher activation chance of skills, especially for shit conditions like Christmas Oguri
>>559995864ramonu is so pretty...
>>559996056absolutely rancid image
>ramonu>first triple tiara ever>doesn't rape her trainer like the rest of the tiarasWeird
>>559994479Who's that on the right...
>>559995097This is literally King Halo and her torena right before her Takamatsunomiya Kinen winCrazy
>Almond Eye's first child got injured after winning his debut race>Almond Eye's second child just broke his leg and won't be able to race for 6 months after winning his debut raceI thought she was the Legend Changer, she's never beating the fraud allegation, huh?
>>559989740I'm pulling for her and that's all that matters
Imagine if you got cucked by Loves Only You
>>559996304She's just a racing autist that's practically consumed wholly with the art of the race. But the fact that she states that she can't separate (You) from the race already speaks volumes with how much (You) mean to her. She's just autistically unconventional compared to the other tiaras.Barring her penchant for the great outdoors, I'd say Tact is the most sane of the tiaras.
>>559996457Still
>>559996520>Big winner has children that all break apart instantlyI swear I have seen this happen before
>>559995387is your fault for dressing like that
>>559996007>4 sparks slots occupied for front>1 spark for dirt>leaving you only ONE (1) ((UNO)) spark slot to get Mile SYes. Front Pasa is unironically the sovlfvl pick in Aquarius.
>>559996520that's what generations of inbreeding will do
>>559996520the nipponese are just really good at racing their horses to deathlike those 2 golshi foals that died not even a month apart last year
>>559995864don't make the hag mad, she will drain you dry
>>559996614What's the lore I'm missing between Still and Loves?
>>559996793They share the Love
>>559996520High profile mares rarely produce good race horses for some reason.
>>559996793The joke is that instead of some eldritch horror, the heartguy is probably Loves’ streaming fans
>>559996780formerly bricked
>Be me, a newly licensed Trainer >first day at Tracen>oh boy I can’t wait to see the uma musume practice >get reverse scouted by the most popular uma musume to date >realize it’s your childhood friend you haven’t talked to in like a decade >tfw your first assignment is Symboli fucking Rudolf
>>559995813I know all that shit I just want my brain to fucking stop thinking about it so I'm not in fight or flight response for the whole day
>>559996880Now... it's just formally bricked...
>>559996891wrong, that's Luna
>>559996537>two gold recoveries including one that literally decreases your speed>end closer but no straightaway spurt or uma stan
>>559996838Oh...>>559996870Nyaruhodo
>>559996520I think she's just a mid horse but very hyped up because of no competition. Even /uma/ managed to witness the time her record was broken by multiple horses in one race
>>559996937Luna is a cute boyish uma from your youth. Symboli Rudolf would crush your balls if she so much as wins first place by a nose instead of by several lengths
>>559995792>xmas oguri with 5 recoveries and 1000+ wit>only triple 7s triggers
>>559997094Are you sure you took actually reliable recoveries
>>559996938Not a problem
>>559996987>mid horse but very hyped up because of no competitionThat's Fraud ImpactAlmond Eye beat two triple crowns and had the world record for 2400m until this year
>>559997078if she gets aggressive just touch her ears, that's her weak point
Fraudmond Eye
Ntr...
Arima Kinen
>>559994781not happening
>>559997094>have XOguri>haven't run a single run with herI feel like if I ever used her in a CM and she whiffed a recovery, I would genuinely pull an unironic Teio meltypost in real life
>>559997319Related to this, I can’t wait for next month’s satsuki sho. I just know it’s gonna be hype to watch with my fellow umadachis
>long F
>>559996752I've seen people accuse both Japan and America of racing their horses too hard and I don't think it's really true in either case. If anything the breeding practices rather than the racing practices are more to blame for horses getting injured.
Arimaballs kinen
>>559997436stop crying dumbassurara isn't complaining about anything
Why was Rudolf a bitch in Cinderella Gray?
Equinox, now that was a good horse
>>559997436just mutate her
>>559997515yeah but urara is also retarded
Sex with Luna
WATASHI NO RETARDO UKETOMETEkyukkyun retardchura meni meni
>>559997290>cuckoli sirius
Ummm, bwos... How F2P umadacchis are supposed to use Uma Kitasan Black when they don't have any other SSR speed card, besides Kitasan Black?
>>559996891I really love that Ido's comic of thatright to left
>>559997191don't bite them during shedding season though
>I THINK LUNA SUCKS
>>559997756>getting reverse scoutedkino
>>559997703Those are different torenas xis
>>559997913Doesn't matter, Sirius is meant to be cucked by both genders
>>559997791she swalllows toohttps://files.catbox.moe/2bhhd4.png
>japs are more hyped about the new Super Creek SR card with curry, than the actual whole new scenario
>>559997736lol lmao haha teehee heheh
>>559992919>Brian was washed up thanks to a grippling injury >still defeated Top-Gun
>>559998117I want Luna to suck me off...
You realize that even if they announce the QOLs right now they won't be implemented until the 23rd, right?
troona
>>559998117Lunacchi...
Which club
>>559998284curren realizes that calling me onii-chan doesn't actually make me her big brother, right?
I'm sorry I posted slop it's the only way to get guaranteed R-18 art of my wife...
>>559998284the only QoL i need is total botteden death
>>559998530tosen air one?
>there's a timeline where Suzuka actually died on the trackI want to see that timeline
>>559998732...You're living in it.
Who is responsible for handling applications for breeding studs?
>>559998732this one
Are there any horse races, but without jockeys? Just letting them run and seeing who wins
Wish Smason luck
>>559998763>>559998780the umamusume obviously
>>559998826Camel races
>>559998732Her cushions will save her. If Silence Suzuka is flat, she'd die
easy
>>559998732Didn't Suzuka slow down anyway I don't think that timeline exist
>>559998952>>559998942
>>559998952???
>>559998952
>>559996520Most of her foals are 3x4 inbreds which according to japs is "safe".Just ignore SIL and El dying early because they're too inbred.
>>559998952Nice 30 rainbow cleats
>>559999018AIIEEEEEE THATS NOT ESTELLE AND THATS NOT YOUR WIVES CELINE AND ALTINA.Are there renpys already?
>>559998952What is blud doin
>>559998952Futureproofing in case they increase limit breaks
>>559998284What happens on 23rd
I relate to this image till this day
I want to McQueen
>>559998991Daiwa says that just before saying that the reason Suzuka just got a fracture is because Spe catched her before falling
>>559998952THAR SHE BLOWS
>>559998952Imagine if they let you run multiples for a card. Everyone would be using 2 kitas and 2 finemo
umating with umamusume
>>559998952anon...?
>>559998952>carat count is under 3 digits
Fukukitaru better get the digits
>>559999221War
>>559999397BLESSED 7
>>559998952Did you just brick your account before quitting the game?
>>559999397
>>559998952>bro is ragepulling
>>559999397>>559999457>>559999507WHAT THE FUCK
>>559999397>>559999457>>559999507
>>559999397>>559999457>>559999507Shiraoki-sama is here
Cygames will update the game to a later version that has the "anti-cheat" or whatever, because of that we will get a bunch of QOL changes early.Trust the plan.
>Accidentally posted porn in another threadNoo, i won't be able to talk about mant here...
Spechud is decent for pisces no? Her ult has really loose activation condition since it's anywhere late race, and late race is like 1km. And she's End C so you can make her end closer with minimum effort. Free Wet Conditions and In Body and Mind might even activate early enough to get value out of."Ride the momentum to increase velocity and very slightly increase acceleration after passing another runner toward the front late-race."
>>559998952you only need 5 bro
>>559999397threesome sex with shiraoki and fuku
>>559999772>Mutating umas into end closersStop metafagging and run her late as god intended
I want to cum as Mejiro McQueen
>>559998952>new storyNice alt account.
>>559999772yeah but where are you getting heals
>>559999772summer spechud should be decent
These digits were promised to Shiraoki-sama 3000 years ago
FAGGOTS!
>>559999772Don't you want gourmand?
>>559999986thats quite the accident
neigha
>>560000049Autocorrect and accidentally entered it
>>559999986Haha yet another goof up from our lovable Doto
>>559996859Yeah it’s why Cesario stands out for having so many successful children that also produced successful children in turn. It’s very rare. Out of all the first foals of the 2019 mares for example, which is considered the strongest mare generation, only Chrono’s son has won the debut race and will be the only one among them participating in this year’s classics season it seems
>>560000000
>>560000107uhhh i dont think you can say that
Doto wouldn't say that
>>559999986why are you still alive?
777 > 560000000
one day we will get doto rape doujinand justice will be served
why is doto evilI thought Opera was supposed to be the rapist
>>559999218I doubt they will since when they got rid of support points/levels in JP they planned to auto cleat all dupes past MLB.
>>559999751enjoy your freedom.sometimes i self-reply saying sorry and it gets purged with no b&it takes too long to delete your own posts
Oh, I didn't realize we were coming up on digits, I would have been posting otherwise.
>>560000409Doto posters are filipino
>>560000652why are you lying, Opera O?
>watched TB guides from a handful of sloptubers>clear consensus in regard to philosophy and prioritization of items>except witgod>witgod has an entirely different playstyle to TB>other sloptubers grade certain items as absolute trash, witgod says they are S-tier>other sloptubers grade certain items as absolute buys, witgod says they aren't goodbrehs...
>>560000409Rape isn't always evil
>>560000652wtf i hate dotoposters now
>>560000727Who do we trust?
>>560000727he will deliver again
>>560000727JP meta are different than KR meta. Witgod is only JP meanwhile other sloptubers have played or knew about the KR meta
>>560000727maybe think for yourself instead of following others
>>560000727watch MANT gameplay from 3 years ago. No guides, gameplay, see the sloptuber make the uma and take notes.
>>560000720I'm not. They admitted to ordering from Jollybee for some chicken.
>>560000727in witGOD we trust
>>560000727JPs will always prioritize fast learner because that's been their meta since forever
/uma/ is a witgod general. Other umatubers don't matter
>sloptubers
>>560000727Does seriru have a video playthrough of MANT?
>>560000727>>watched TB guides from a handful of sloptubers>>>except witgodbro wasted several hours on stuttering spergs then went to watch his 12 minute videodifferent servers, you'll figure things out eventually
>>560000409
>>560000948It's spelled Jollibee actuallyIf you're gonna mention our greatest cultural export the least you can do is spell it right
>>560000727again:Witgod is from JP server, the rest were KR servers. Its just like the whole Riko shit all over again.Global is different from both, so we'll have like a good month of experimental gameplay.
>>560000727>English-speaking sloptubers all read off the same script (guide)Are you really surprised?
>>560001090JP server is always the weakest server
>>560000948but I like jollibee while not a pinoy
>>560000727I remember when anons kept asking every thread how he hits his sample stat lines in his CM guides. We'll get those again.
>>559992046Reminder that Seiun Sky's proper and best nickname is ウンス
I know nothing about MANT/TB even from older servers aside from having to stack as much Race Bonus as possible and that a run can take an hour. Am I supposed to use MANT/TB for spark/parent farming or for training racers/aces? Is it better than URA Finale for spark farming or better than Unity Cup for making aces or neither?
Why are you watching how to play the scenarioYou are spoiling the fun for yourselfThis is like when retards watched guides for balatro and then complained that it was boring
>>560000964Does he have a gameplay videoNow post the skills
>>560001209What does that have to do with the youtuber's video length and structure (or lack of it)?
We're surrounded by pinoys.
>>560001340It's like a fan run except it gives you ace runs stats
>>560001341No one plays games without guides since 2018
>>560001389JP guides are useless.Theres no context if its a highroll or average career run
The way Marche holds her puppet is kind of cursed
The mobile Umamusume is weird. The UI is clearly moving at 60-120FPS but the umas are at 30fps. Any mobilefags in here experiencing this as well?
>>560001337I reject your troonslation.It's officially Sei or Sky.
what does jollibee taste like
how does the uma's story work in MANT? since there are no goals thereshould I go back and do URA once with mambo for the story?please help a mambro out
>>560001525it makes sense if she's holding it by the spine but back of head is awkward since she has to move the arms.
Kitasan in 45 minutes
>>560001604There's no trainee story so yes, you should play URA everytime you get a new uma.
>>560001581Spaghetti is being sweet makes me want to eat a ton
>>560001604Can you niggers not read? THERE IS NO STORYGO TO URA OR UNITY FOR IT
>>560001508>JP guides are useless.>sloptubers tell you decks with MLB Fuku are "relatable"OUR USEFUL GLOBAL GUIDES:
>>560001453No wonder zoomers want to kill themselves
when will they learn?
>>560001581According to pinoybaiting burgers and bongs eating their local jollibees:>Spaghetti is sweet>Chicken is crispy
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPWhy are Uma's like this?
Kino...
invest in bobo
Me to you all
>>560001762Most of /uma/ will borrow MLB Fuku or MLB Nice Nature.
>>560001763>spe not dreaming about foodtourist meme
Good morning and early good night friends!!
>>560001723thank you>>560001730rude
>>559999938>>559999991I have flb power Rice, so I only need 1 other gold heal. Shouldn't be too hard. 2-3 white heals if no good options come up.Another thing: this is final corner velocity cm, right? Since you'll have accelerated to max speed by final corner. Speed Star, Mackween unique, anime Teio unique, and so on.
>>560001581Champ is juicier and taste better than bigmac.
>>560001581I like their spicy chicken and it’s also pretty crispy
>>560001959Creek borrow for longslop, Fuku for literally everything else. Initial stats is kami on MANT.
>>560001581McDonald's for brown people
i shan't provide engagement to the subhuman brownoids
I love Fine Motion but this retarded shit makes me almost never run her careers. How many other dumb bitches do this shit apart from Gold Ship? I shan't pull for them.
>>560002226Yes you will
John’s incredible pizza >>>> all other restaurants
I know two people that would keep saying they would play the shit out of uma but they stopped a little after the first cm. It's a bit jarring since they'd talk about it everyday until that point but I only ever see them talk about creek's tits occasionally now.umamusume
>>560002161I think people could get away with Cafe along with Umas with alot of innate recovery
There's nothing wrong with being chestnut
Sex with the creature
>>560000409>Opera appears>yay +7 to all stats>Doto stays>+4 wit, chain event ended
>>560002226we're all brown here brotha
>>560002226Stop being tsundere anon
>>560002257gold shitty a shit with her shit personality
>>560002313>special_week_reze_rain.png
>>560002292Gameplay loop feels like having an extra jobMaybe they need to have a more faster skip dialogue and quick clear button for races
>>560001208This is actually one of the weird thing I found and why I don't fully trust EN guides. Somehow they agree to one thing or almost parrot the same thing word for word. Surely there has to be someone that think differently.
>>560002438She would never do that to me
>>560002292STS2 is simply the better roguelike
Speed golshi just gave me spurt and groundwork before first race.
You guys aren't actually watching guides from sloptubers who haven't played the scenario, right?
>>560002257She will teach all other umas to do this just to spite you
>>560002292CMs are just gambling with extra steps, it isn't worth it
>>560002313sex with ass wonder
>>560002043in theory she's pretty good as she has all the good stuff in built, and her career shouldn't casue a problem. Its kind of similar to Oguri, that you lose gourmand, but in my experiences Oguri is better as a late surger than a pacer. Idk about Spe being end closer, you just need to test it out.However you'll definitely want at least 1 front or end this cm.
Doto is not evil.
>>560002607VF is a JP veteran THO
>>560002530why would you associate novel ideas with better when this game has released three times before global? this game has already been solved for us. there should be a consensus.
>>560002607I am not watching guides whatsoever. I have not read the 100 pages .doc file. I just hear things like X card good and then use the power of autism to bruteforce the game.
>>559992046What eye power does Sakura have?
>>560002492>quick clear button for racesThis should be easy to do. Just move view results to outside of the paddock screen. JPs are tech illiterate though.
>>560002956>>560002956>>560002956move
>>560002864Mystic Eyes of Sex Perception
>early>JP webm
>baker can't countshan't be moving
>>560001340>more SP>more stats, means you can hit 3* blue more often>30+ races, means affinity will be always highidk bwo
>>560002691>ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>560002313i'd nut on her chest
>>560002619holding hands with matikanes
Big fan of the 60+ RB deck+5 on races is nuts
>>560001793Never. When will you cum?
